Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #9 - Partying in Atlanta with our First Guest

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

This episode we have our first special guest! The crew travels to Atlanta to spend the weekend with our guest in an air bnb. We talk about partying too hard and all that we did in ATL. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

As soon as he grabs a paper towel and looks down to go for it, he falls the fuck up, cracks his skull, BAM! Hard as hell. Nigga has no arms when he's drunk. Welcome back to the Always Laugh Podcast. My name is Austin Lane. My name is AJ motherfucking Allen. My name is Walker, now Blacksmith. Jesus. My name is DeMarco. That thing belongs on a mule Pash

Yep That thing does belong on a mule Very special guest in this building It's closer to this thing than an actual human We got a girlfriend, Marco Shout your shit out, talk your shit I'm Marco, from Michigan I'm a barber i barb shit

where the fuck are we at guys what the fuck oh yeah we're an atl baby yeah we're uh this is an ex uh what's it called an exclusive pod or something like that i don't know special this going out to the people to the people Parts of the people People bro Parts of the people Shout out to Atlanta They say I say Atlanta weird But shout out to Atlanta man

It's a pretty cool city You guys do Walker Say the name of the city That we're in right now Atlanta Say it again Atlanta

Yeah Atlanta They All these people right here Atlanta Not me Atlanta Say it Atlanta

Alright alright alright AJ say it Get fucked You been here before? Nope first time Shit us too bro Hell yeah It's just live though

Where you staying at? Out here The B&B I don't know actually where we're at Oh yeah We staying together What the fuck I haven't seen the whole thing AJ What does that mean? We staying together We shit. What the fuck? I haven't seen the whole thing, AJ.

What does that mean? We staying together. We all at the same Airbnb and shit. That's just an interesting way of phrasing that, bud. We stay together. Airbnb. All right. At the B&B.

Shout out to Midtown. Fucking bust the damn thing out already. What are we doing? What? I was going to wait a minute. Why? To talk about this certain segment. What the fuck? no look we got uh you're our first guest on the pod and uh we came up or we didn't come up

with it but i wanted to we all wanted to put a little segment here that we just wanted to uh we want to give you your flowers you know i'm saying we we appreciate you oh that's hard and uh you know appreciate you you've been our you've been my friend for probably like what 10 years damn near probably and then you just meeting these clowns over here for like what y'all not bite each other i've known marco marco and i have spent a lifetime together at this damn point it feels like it feels fucking spiritually like two years spiritually a lifetime spiritually fucking physically probably about six months probably yeah but i i was hurt when you didn't visit me in michigan demarco this was this was aj's idea and this is from uh always loud podcast i gotta get you something yeah yep so this is from all of us here always laugh you know that's live oh my god

do we gotta chug it right now do we gotta chug it right now? Do we got to chug it right now? Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. That's all right. You don't have any idea how. Can our crack executive producer team bring down four Solo cups, please? They got to come down.

Thanks, team. Appreciate you, my guy. Very much anxiety giving you that gift because I knew exactly what was going to happen as soon as it was in your hand. Yeah. Yeah. Drinking doesn't count on the podcast. Yeah, it doesn't count on the podcast. Does throwing up on the podcast count?

No. If shitting yourself doesn't count on the podcast, throwing up doesn't count. That's a professional right there. Can I get a damn bucket? Here, everybody take their shot glass. Appreciate it. Put water in mine.

I just got the nervous sweats. I cannot do this. Break out the Hennessy. We doing Patronus-y. Jesus. Damn. Patronus-y? Go crazy.

That sounds toxic. That sounds like you want to die. Yeah. Marco, where the hell are you from? I know you know how to handle a knob like that, bud. Jesus. Hey, we're on day. We're on day three out here in Atlanta.

I'm on day two. Y'all are on day three. We're on day three. They came down on Thursday. I came down on Friday. Bro, we went to Magic City last night. When I tell you we were all geeked up to go to Magic, get some lamb chops or whatever, this and that.

What day was it? Thursday yesterday? Thursday. No idea. Just a random weekday. We go to Magic, you know, get some lamb chops or whatever, this and that. On what day was it? Thursday yesterday? Thursday. No idea. Just a random weekday. We want to go to Magic. And that shit was lame, bro. Magic City was not.

I mean, like, it was girls in there butt-ass naked, but. Man, I feel like 4 p.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, everyone talks about how lit. The day shift at Potter's is fucking damn near better than Magic. When we walked in. I feel like you got to get the wings to do the full experience they had the lou will they had the lou will flavored wings that's fucking hilarious oh god you know who lou is hell no no lou williams baby one of the uh one

shot of vodka jesus all right that's good yep watch your spill oh can somebody take some of mine nope fuck where are their shots at we got our fucking crew back there they're not going to or spill? Can somebody take some of mine? Nope. Fuck. Where are their shots at? We got our fucking crew back there. They're not going to take the shots with us? How did Walker get a small one? That's fucked up. It's alright. I know a guy. Will you trade me? I can't do this. I'm panicking. I've already taken two.

Alright, guys. Smell it. Don't smell it. Cheers. I'm very sorry. Come on. Cheers. Sorry. Can't do it. I just simply will not do this. Smell it. Don't smell it. Cheers. I'm very sorry. Come on. Cheers. Sorry. Cheers, everyone. I just simply will not do this.

It's okay. Austin will be off this show next week. Yeah, no. I will fire myself if need be. We'll cut him out. I just cannot do this right now. Nope. Maybe in the future. Maybe future Austin will grow a dick.

Potentially. That was a lot. Oh, God. I am so not jealous of you guys right now. Shout out to Patron, man. You guys make a good ass tequila. That shit was delicious. Yeah, that shit was fire.

That shit was really good. I think the Espolon was better. The Espolon? I don't know about candy. It tastes like candy. It still tastes like... I don't know about candy. It tastes like candy. It still tastes like – I think it being frosted makes it better. It did. It did.

I think – hold on. The food in Atlanta, 10 out of 10. Oh, 100%. 10 out of 10. Food here has been hitting. Yeah, bro. We were cooking up some fire frozen pizzas last night. No, dude.

No. They hit. What, two of them? Yeah, yeah. We cooked two. Yep. We left the pizza rolls for today. Nah. They hit. What, two of them? Yeah, yeah. We cooked two. Yep. We left the pizza rolls for today. Perfect.

Yep. And one pizza. And one pizza. We're going to need that. We're going to need that. So what's up? Who are you, bud? Who are you?

What do you do? Why are you here? Why are you here? You barb shit? I barb shit. I cut hair. You're from Michigan. Yep, yep.

I'm from Michigan. I've known AJ for 10 years. Known AJ for 10 years. Known AJ for God knows how long. Spiritually, we've been in love. Time's not really a concept between a relationship like we have. Not for us. As soon as I locked eyes with you, bro, we just were bonded. Exactly.

I wanted to take some time to do a real Charlie Rose, serious sit-down interview. Who's Charlie Rose like serious sit down interview who's Charlie Rose Charlie Rose is this old crusty you know racist white man yeah exactly that's why we're such great friends right um fuck Jesus so DeMarco Yep You are here With your Boo Yep Future baby mama And my white friends

Yeah I was about to say Marco is on his White people shit I'm loving every second of it Marco Hey we got Marco On rare form here Marco

Marco is here with Four and a half white people Who's that Oh yeah That's hilarious You see hey look wait one two three four yeah beth you never should have told me that now i have a reason to dislike you what's so crazy is though here i like blend in but like you guys don't we've been the only white people everywhere we've went yeah i've been like one of a thousand black guys and you guys have

been yeah we stick out yeah we were at the gas we were at the gas station and uh there was this homeless man and he we're walking across the parking lot there's a bunch of other people there we're the only white people there oh yeah he looks at us he's like my man let me talk to you i was like shit all right god i'm glad it wasn't me i would have folded probably or i would have bucked up to him like bro leave me alone respectfully if i i totally would have folded on that if you, if you ask nicely, it's all yours. Take all the money. Take it all.

Take the Amex. All they have to say is please. Take the Amex. I'm not giving nobody nothing. I swear all these homeless people aren't homeless. It's all just a finesse. It's all a finesse. Bro, there was a guy who got caught in Raleigh.

He would drive his Mercedes Benz up to a bank parking lot, walk across the street in homeless tattered clothes and stuff. He was making $60,000 a year in the early 2000s just begging. That's fucking wild. He makes double what I make a year. Can you take some? Hey, behind the scenes, weed's legal here.

You mind passing me that shit? It's not legal here. Oh, it's not? We're going to cut that we're cutting that you know i don't break the law uh never mind i'm sick i forgot beth was half white i think beth damn that sucks she likes to convince herself damn it i'm white she's like guys i swear I like spicy foods. She hates spicy foods.

I promise. I don't put mayo on everything. She uses ranch. It's different. They're from the Midwest. Ah, that's fair. See, that's not even like a race thing in the Midwest.

You're from the Midwest. You're born. The Midwest. People from the Midwest are born craving four things now. Name them. Breast milk, sugar, nicotine, ranch dressing. Close, close.

Replace nicotine with marijuana and you got it. You got it. That's true. That might be true. Vape smoke, dab pen. Yep. And any kind of aerosolized liquid. You leave the house, you have your keys, your vape, and a little shot to go with you.

That's it. So, DeMarco, I want to get real serious and deep real quick. I'm so scared right now. I am too. What's he about to say? Who's your least favorite person in this room? That's a good question. In this room?

Say it with your chest. I have a feeling it's me. Pick no. I have a bad feeling about this one. I have a feeling it's me. I'm going to tell you exactly who my least favorite person in this room is. And this might surprise everybody.

It's me. It's me. Damn. That hit the heartstrings. I'm tired of looking at his bitch ass on these cans, bro. Who, Juan? That's my middle name. It is his middle name.

That's my nigga Juan from Glendale. Marco Juan Pash. Pascal. Are you nervous that this potentially will be brought up in the barbershop? No, it's going to be something up in the barbershop? Yeah You're gonna play the pod fellow barbers That wasn't very convincing. No, I'm going to. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. I promise I'll show them. For sure, I'm going to. Definitely once, for sure.

Can we pop up Marco's IG, like, right there? Right now? Right here? Right here, right now? Yeah, just right here. Tap that link. I got you. And follow me. That is funny.

Marco, show me where you want it. Put it right here. Book with me. All right, bet. Book with me. We got you. Book with me. Sometimes I'll ask the people, I'm like, oh, you've been listening to the podcast?

And they're like, I catch all the clips. And I'm like, oh, you've been listening to the podcast? And they're like, I catch all the clips. And I'm like, you ain't listening to this shit, bud. You're not listening to this shit. But if someone just wants to put that mic in my mouth, that's it. If someone wants to see what the podcast is about, they can just watch the clips real quick, and they'll get a good idea of what the fucking, just a lot of. Do you think our clips accurately represent us? Damn near. With no context. I would say, yeah, honestly. Do you think our clips accurately represent us? Damn near.

With no context. I would say, yeah, honestly. Do you think so? I mean, it's raw and uncut. Nah. You don't think so? Do you think we're way less funny or way more funny? We probably could have went way farther on that mic, buddy, in real life.

It's true. I mean, I could have gotten base. I could have gotten hilt deep on that bad boy. You definitely could have. I feel like our clips really strip away all the nuance of the podcast, all the in-between moments, those subtle eye contacts and touching. Dude, my hands are fucking cold, bud. I'm getting groped.

AJ, I'm sorry. I want to publicly apologize on the podcast. Oh, thanks. Oh, man. Watch yourself. AJ I'm sorry I want to publicly apologize on the podcast Oh god Watch yourself About 20 minutes before the podcast started I walked up behind AJ And I put my arm between his legs And he squeezed his legs

And then he opened his legs And then I put my arm up and I forklifted him And I held him off the ground for a second Well I haven't been in that much pain Literally since probably Back when I used to skateboard Fucking falling on your nuts and down and I held him off the ground for a solid 20 seconds. Well, I haven't been in that much pain literally since probably back when I used to skateboard fucking falling on your nuts down like a handrail or something. Did you ever get where the board splits up and hits you right in the nuts?

Oh, yeah, that's happened a couple times for sure. Can I say, like, two things about that? First off, AJ's moan threw me off. Don't know why I liked it so much. Second off, Walker. My what? Your moan. No, fuck no know why I liked it so much Second off Walker My what? Your moan Walker

No fuck no Walker I was screaming in pain It was not pain I did not know I was going to get lifted off ground Let alone I was confused on why he was doing it Why did your eyes roll back in your head? Yeah you said

I'm going to say one thing about it though I'm going to say one thing about it Tell him what he did to you Talk that shit Talk that shit He didn't do nothing to me. Dude, that's kind of, I need to check myself. The sheer strength.

That camera catches everything. The sheer strength you have to pick him up with one arm like that. He's fucking jacked, bro. Was amazing. Guys, that was impressive as fuck. He's a grown ass man. You had him six and two. 220.

He held AJ up by the dick for at least 35 seconds. I'm 220. Walker said, let me put you down it's just like no no yeah bro no no here's the problem i was i was trying to put you down but you were you put your foot on the chair to try to take pressure you see all his bracelets them bitches were in your tank no they were up there marco beads that's fucked up. Oh, they're Ben Wobbles. Jesus. Walker came with the anal beads. Yeah, are you gifting me this?

Because if I put it on, I'm not taking it off. Are you going to put it in you? Oh, no. Marco? Let's see your fucking search history, what fucking category you're on. I only brought the good ones. I'm going to give one of these up. AJ, let me get you by the end of the pod bro I gotta think Check Marco's fucking history man

I don't have my phone right now We're not gonna out him like that We know he's into some freak shit Recent controversy has come out Regarding you And your relationship with Beth What's the controversy The controversy is

y'all played spades against a totally inept team in me and Austin and y'all lost. You guys weren't inept. You guys were equipped.

I don't know what you guys did, but you were doing your fucking thing. You beat us. We switched teams after the first time. Austin and Beth were on a team and I would just watch Beth's face whenever Austin would play a card. Oh yeah, she was giving me some dirty ass looks. Dirty look.

She was like, what the fuck is he doing? I was literally batting by myself. Beth would have the winning card and Austin's like, let me break the spades. Let me take that shit. I was trying to keep shit weird. I don't know. Trying to keep it fresh. Austin's every move was saying, I'm playing by myself.

I'm playing alone. I'm playing alone. Hear this motherfucker? What the fuck is AJ doing? AJ, we got people doing behind the scenes. AJ. What are you doing? Let me see.

Fuck Dapper. Why? Hey. Bro, we were bumping his music last night. No, that's Draper. Shout out Draper from the best sports bar. Oh, who's Dapper? He's dissing a barber.

I fuck with all Jackson barbers. If you're doing your thing, do it. Hey. I want everyone to win, but no joke. Damn. Dapper man sucks, bro. Oh, shit. As far as what I see on the internet that gets reviewed and edited and posted,

I'm like, bro, that is what you decided to post? You're about to piss me off. You know what I just thought about? It would be fire if we did the podcast at the barbershop. We all sit in a chair. We all sit in a chair. That shit would be lit. We're all sitting in a get-in-your-hair-cut chair or whatever the fuck it's called.

You want this to be like the LeBron show. Yeah, what's it called? That shit would be lit. We're all sitting in like a getting your hair cut chair or whatever the fuck it's called. You want this to be like the- It's like the LeBron show. Yeah. What's it called? That shit would be heat. I think it's called Barbershop. Yeah. Maybe the shop.

It's the shop. You want to- Stop putting your leg on my leg. This is already weird. I just felt grown man hair just touch my bare skin. I'm on my FDR shit again this week. I got a crochet blanket. This shit hasn't been washed ever.

That's what I love. That's why I love to see you. That's fine. That's going to help your immune system. You're going to be good. That's emergency. Hey, yo, who brought the Propel packets this morning? I thought you brought them.

No. Hey, Kenzie, you're a real one. I got a solid two hours of sleep last night. I was just going to ask you, how many hours of sleep did you guys get last night? We started watching Monsters vs. Aliens. That movie was weird. Bang or move. Shit got weird.

Gymnasty. Bang or move. The first five minutes, hilarious. You've had a good time here, right, Austin? Yeah, 100% a good time here, right, Austin? Yeah, 100% a good time. If you guys might notice something that's a reoccurring, it's about one every seven episodes, which is about, what, a month and a half? Once every seven episodes,

you'll see Austin with a new head injury. God damn it. Austin traumatized me. I don't... I have no idea what happened. To give a little context to the viewers and listeners, I wasn't here on Thursday. They all came down on Thursday.

It was AJ's birthday on Thursday. Austin's birthday yesterday. Happy birthday to both of you gentlemen. Appreciate it, guys. Appreciate that. Thank you. Damn, I forgot it was my birthday. I bet you did.

Thursday goes by normally. I wake up on Friday. Damn I forgot it was my birthday I bet you did So Thursday Thursday goes by normally I wake up on Friday Austin calls me at 8am And I was not expecting him to call me Anytime before noon Oh Marco Reach over dad

Come on hit me So Austin facetimes me in the morning And I just see his face and we just both started busting out laughing but i didn't say a word about it and he was like i know you've noticed but uh you'll hear about it on the pod so i don't say anything really i have like this has like just been a topic of constant discussion he hasn't told you walker has no idea what actually happened i think all right so demco, please enlighten me. He got rocked, literally.

Can you please tell us what the fuck happened to my face? He got rocked, literally. He literally got rocked in his shit. I didn't know if you wanted to tell it or... No, tell it. I think... Does Austin remember it? No, I have no memory of this occurrence.

The CTE stripped all that. Oh, yeah. I will tell you the fucking short story. Marco was there. Marco was the only one. Marco, he's the only witness. This is the time for the long story. Oh, it's going to be long still, but it's going to be the short version.

No, it's a good story. Listen, don't leave anything out and try to make eye contact with just me. I'll make direct eye contact with you, buddy. This is what happened. We had a long bender. A big one. A bender isn't over yet. A bender's not done.

It was the start of the bender. It's technically bending. You're bending during the bender. Dude, that's fire. We're bending right now. I've been bent. We're currently bending. You're literally about to break, but you're bending.

Eventually, it's going to go. We're a bunch of break, but you're like, you're bending. I was like, fucking. We're a bunch of fucking, we're a bunch of beer benders. That's sick. Yeah, I'm fucking bloated off all the beer we had. But, we were drinking all day. We went to the trap house and all that shit. I don't like that. We got some weed. It's legal where we're from. Apparently, we bought it at the fucking

museum. We bought weed at a museum. No, we bought it at a fucking at a fucking museum we bought weed at a museum no we bought it at a trap house we're not gonna bust out oh a select trap oh shit damn my fault it's a fucking thing people really go we're gonna have to censor that yeah we bought weed from a trap like that that was fucked up yeah we found a local trap house in atlanta bro they're fucking everywhere. A bando, if you will. A bando. We ran into Future 21's British ass. Beth keeps trying to.

I have no idea what she wants me to say right now. Nobody knows. We can't hear. No. She keeps making faces at me. I'm about to swing my mic to Beth. It's making me nervous. Okay, listen, listen, listen.

So anyways, we were drinking all day. We're at the trap house, right? I got him some yak. Austin was out of his some yak uh austin was out of his element right he was out of his element we come back here we keep drinking everybody calls it a night except for me beth and austin we're taking shots of i'm not proud of it but we had some pink lemonade smearing off they were going down way too easy they were going down down like pink lemonade. Like the pink Whitney shit? No, it wasn't pink Whitney. No, it wasn't pink lemonade.

I'm sorry. It was peach lemonade. It was by smear and all, but it's similar. Bro, I saw one of the shots that was poured. When it comes out of the bottle and it's orange,

like you can't see through it, you know it's going to taste good. It tasted delicious. It tasted great. But that was the problem. It tasted too good. Yeah. Austin was smoking weed all day, thinking he was cool.

Right. Trying to fit in and shit. Yeah, trying to fit in. He probably had one sip of water throughout the whole day, right? So we're taking these shots. Austin's completely normal. Like, I'm normal. He's normal.

Beth's normal. Everybody else is asleep. I was chilling. I was really chilling. I said, Austin, I think we should chill for a little bit. We don't need another shot, which is weird coming from me because, like, I drink. You know what I mean? Austin says, not, not, not you being a pussy and being scared to pour another shot.

So I said, pour it in. I got too big for my britches real quick. Yeah, he got fucking big for his britches, all right. That makes the story so much better. We fucking poured them. We poured the shots. Me and austin first all flick up which was crazy take the shot what does that mean as soon as we took a picture of

each other y'all flicked up we flicked up i've not seen these pictures yeah oh shit there's two videos and probably four pictures should we pop one up Should we pop up a picture for him? Fucking do it. Do it. It'll be right here, maybe. Anyways, as soon as he takes that shot, he's fucking blacked out. He was fine. He takes the shot. He's like this. You saw the life leave his eyes. I've never seen somebody's eyes move in so many directions.

But look at nothing. He looked at nothing. As soon as he does it, he's like this. Starts spinning on the floor like a fucking llama. Like a fucking child. I don't know what part of the shot turns Austin into a llama, but he starts

spinning on the fucking floor. We're like, Austin, stop. Go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. He's like, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. Fuck. So we get him. Go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. He's like, oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. So we get him. We get the fucking. We get paper towel. I'll clean it.

As soon as he grabs the paper towel and looks down to go for it, he falls the fuck out, cracks his skull. Bitch. Hard as hell. Nigga has no arms when he's drunk. I swear to God. He turned paraplegic. He turned quadriplegic

oh that's four he's got no arms when he's drunk or legs it's crazy i'm a magician he's a fucking gelatin no bones day he cracks his fucking skull then we get him on the dining room floor we're so at the dining room table at this point and And that's not what caused the damage. If you zoom in on Austin's face, it's fucked. Whoa, whoa. That was just the beginning of it. So the scratches and the bump aren't related. No, this was bouncing off the dining room floor. I didn't even know that.

And this was the next part of the story. The scratches and the bumps are already. Dude, he got in a fight with a cat. He got into the- You see the claws? A fucking mountain lion. He's a fucking nobody knows what he is austin we get him up he's like i have i have to pee i have to throw up i have to do this

so i go to the bathroom he's like i can't go to the bathroom i want to go outside so i take him outside it's such a cute voice fucking wobbling i wish it was just like me i wish it was cute when you saw it he's fucking wobbling outside, right? We get him out there He's peeing so I'm back this story. He will turn his back. This is what I'm saying. We're already bent I just like a hand embarrass want to hide behind my mic your secondhand embarrassed I Saw it first for the mic off your head. Let the world see what you did to yourself I heard it please where please bro. I'm on the edge of my seat.

Austin's peeing, so I back up. You know what I mean? He's bent over while he's peeing outside. He zips up as he's zipping up. Falls down. Looks like a fucking caterpillar. Wait, what do you mean he fell down?

He tries to zip his pants up. This is Austin. First off, his body's already leaned over because for some reason he can't stand up straight. For some reason. He's hunched over like a fucking weirdo. He's hunched over pissing like a raccoon. He's pissing like a fucking cat. He's a fucking coon.

Anyway. Oh! Shit! A raccoon. A raccoon. A raccoon all right anyway he tries to zip it up this is him this is his hand he's doing it up boom as soon as he zips it up bow that's his head hitting the concrete and look walker look walker this is how this crap just came he he does this flattens out if you go look outside Right now There is still a mark of him You can see my forehead

Dragging across the fucking ground In the rocks Jesus Christ I'm paranoid I'm like fuck Austin's dead There's no way he's not Cause like I said

He's a quadriplegic when he's drunk No hands were used in this situation At least mentally I know you were tripping When I saw his face Like on FaceTime, I was like, holy fuck, that's the bad side. Fucking white kid that died under my watch.

Ain't that a bitch? Perfect place to do it because we're in Atlanta. That's true. And they'd be like, oh, he OD'd. If I was in Michigan, I would have been fucked. Bro, if this man died here, he would be front page news on Fox News. He might get swept under the rug.

He'd be the last page. Tucker Carlson would lead off. Another white man killed in Atlanta. When will this stop? Under a black man's watch. Austin's legal guardian, DeMarco Paz. The biggest Free push

I kick him he's not moving Like a dead body Fuck DeMarco DeMarco three times So you got to really Kick his ass This one came from the Dining room floor yeah bounced off it And then that came from Outside This room floor. Yeah bounced off it and then that one came from outside

This is the end. This is the dead ass have CT. I really don't want to talk about anymore It's starting to make me feel you're literally just a fucking idiot And I'm being so serious. You're a fucking idiot. Awesome. Have you? Oh, I looked at it this morning. I'm not happy about it. It's fucked. There's blood, dirt, rocks all over the fucking... It was fucking raining outside when this happened. My only hoodie that I fucking own is done. His face is full of mud and sticks and rocks.

If you look at our backyard, it's all... Keep in mind, Austin is still injured from his other fucking... You guys are hyping this up. What's the word I'm looking for? Hiatus. His other fucking hiatus. I don't... If you can refer back to episode one.

Fucking hiatus. Yeah, fucking... You're on a bending. Pull out the Oxford. I'm bending right now. Yeah, no. Yeah, I fucked up one time. It's fine.

No, no, no, no. What actually scares me... Marco, I'm about to cock bend you after this, bud. Oh, fuck. Don't do me like you did. Make sure you clip this and you don't fucking play it all for Jackson. What fucking scares me is when we got Austin upstairs, Kenzie said, oh, he took shots, didn't he?

This is a reoccurring situation. It's not. I didn't think he was waking up that morning. Hold on hey Real quick I was real glad when he called Marco said he was so excited Just to hear Austin laughing in the morning

Oh fuck He made it He made it thank god It was like fucking seven I hear Alright that's not how I laughed He hears dude what happened to my face I woke up in the morning. Son of a bitch.

I look in the mirror and I'm like, what the fuck? How? Like, how? I was terrified. I was like, what the fuck? Please tell me this happened here. Did I fucking leave? What did I do?

What a fantastic first birthday present to get. Yeah, I know. I wake up. It wasn't even his birthday yet. I woke up on my birthday. Yeah, yeah., I know. I wake up. It wasn't even his birthday yet. I woke up on my birthday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I woke up on my birthday.

But I'm saying he was blacked out. Happy birthday, Austin. I got this for you last night. It's fucked up. Damn. Pass Austin was not looking out. You guys might wonder why I poured my tweet in this can because I don't know what it is lately, but apparently it's worldwide.

Tweets around the world have this weirdass white film on top of them, and they're trying to set me up. You see that? Why don't you tell me? It's called a natural tea film. It's only on certain ones. The white film? The bubbles?

Right there, bro. The bubbles? Looks appetizing. Do you see that? That's what tea does naturally. Bro, I had to. I can't. It's like one out of four.

I don't know what that is. It just depends on how much you're shaking it. Will you hand me yours? No. I just want to look at it. AJ's like, what? After I did AJ earlier, he does not. He's fucking hesitant as hell, bro.

He does not trust Walker in this life. You did AJ earlier? Hell no. I tried to. Hell no. You wouldn't let me in? That's what I say in New York. Hell no. That sound is zesty. Earlier I tried to hell no you wouldn't let me say in New York hell no

Hey, how long you been cutting hair for I've been cutting hair since I Came out the womb. I just came out the womb cutting. I know hey, I know you about to have arthritis in your wrist Um, actually, you know the way they read Are they making a more ergonomic so much more there's so much lighter Um, actually, no. The way that they re-did clippers, I probably won't get arthritis in my wrist. Are they making them more ergonomic? So much more. They're so much lighter. So much power. So we're going to go to Walmart and get the cheapest clippers they got.

Have to do it. And then you're going to give me a fire-ass haircut. See, they're going to be the best idea of our lives or the worst. You said you've been cutting hair for all of us and you've been out the womb? Since I came out the womb. And I still can't trust this motherfucker to give me a hair. A line-up. Did you grab a coochie hair on the way out? A line-up.

You say you've been cutting hair out the womb? That's hilarious. Is this going to surprise you? I'm not going to say it. I can't. You've cut coochie hair before? Come on, man. Hey, me and Marco.

Hey, let me find out Beth getting lined up. Is Beth getting lined up? Bro, me and Marco are both tumor babies. We're not tumor babies. We're tumor babies. We were not born. We were removed, bro. I like being called more of a parasite.

I like that, too. There we go. Dude, you know what some really fucked up shit I learned the other day? Huh? The uterus is not to protect the baby. That's to protect the woman from the baby. Huh? Dude, if you think about it,

a baby is literally like a parasite. It's something that grows inside of you, steals all your nutrients, and then forces its way after you after a certain amount of time, destroying your body. We're just parasites in general. Yes.

Oh, man. We're fucking living off the government, dude. We get fucking EBT. We get all that shit. I'm doing a lot of social security fraud right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm living off the government.

We don't work. We don't work. After we come off the womb, we then steal all of our parents' money until we're 18. Holy fuck. Yeah, we're parasites. Wow. No, there's no... Actually, no, I retract my statement because that is not true.

I did not intend to say that just because we get EBT and we don't work, it means we're parasites. We are great people. We are great people, bro. Universal income. You shouldn't have to work to survive. It's too late. So if anyone was wondering why me and DeMarco both have heads that are shaped like a perfect circle, that's why.

I'm with four and a half. Yeah, four and a half. I just want to say one thing. I cannot even trust Marco to cut my hair no more. God damn it. How are you going to out him like that

on the pod? We're bringing a guest. Can we take the hat off? We're going to talk about how bad he is at his profession. No, no, no. What hair? He's good at cutting other people that aren't me. It's only me.

Can I tell you what it is? Because you get too drunk every time. You care too much? We party too much before the haircut. And yes, I care so much. Please tell the story of y'all walking in the barbershop last time. Oh, fire. When y'all went up there.

They were startled. I fuck with this barbershop heavy. I got a FaceTime from Austin. I was like, bro, did you get a haircut? And he showed me a video of them all sitting around a white plastic fold-out table taking plastic shots of tequila. And then he got his haircut cut yeah oh yeah we took a bunch of shots we walk into the barbershop we walk through you know the lights are bright the

vibes are good we're we walk downstairs well we walk in and marco's like we got to run to the store immediately we go to the liquor store because i had to get your guys's vibe right because when you walked in you guys were like this first off austin is one of the most animated people i know and you walked in and looked like a sad puppy. You were like this. He was so out of his element. I said, yo, guys, what's up? They're like this.

DeMarco, we talked about this last night. I think it's worth bringing up on the pod. Yeah. One of the most nerve-wracking things I do on, like, a semi-annual basis is I walk into a black barbershop. I knew you were about to say that. And I'm the only white guy in there. And for some reason, it's just so...

It's terrifying, dog. It's terrifying. It's so intimidating. It's all eyes on you. I just feel so out of place. It's all eyes on you. I didn't want to say the wrong thing. Especially if they don't make it comfortable in that bitch.

If they're like... We make it comfortable. We say, hey, what's up? It's a vibe. We literally went and bought a fifth of Patron. That's true. We drank the whole damn bottle before we went to the the wrong thing. Especially if they don't make it comfortable in that bitch. If they're like, oh, it's a vibe. We literally went and bought a fifth of Patron. That's true. We drank the whole damn bottle before we got here. If I walk into a barbershop and one of the barbers is like, hey, man, you can just sit right over there. Yeah.

I'm like, okay. Vibes. What if you walk in, they don't say nothing. You're just like, what do I do? What do I do? That's a nightmare. That's hilarious. I'm not going to lie.

Years ago, years ago, years ago, I'll walk into Claremont and like nothing would be. I don't think you worked there. Probably not. This is years ago. You'll walk into Claremont and you motherfuckers just be like. Yep. Shout out Claremont. Shout out.

Sorry. I totally derailed your store. Shoutall's story yeah no so we're yeah the only store our only barbershop we had to get the vibes right before we got our hair cut um yeah we drank a whole bottle of tequila in the basement and then i'm where we go get our haircut uh i'm sitting in the barber chair with a bud light or a bush light in my hand aj austin and kenzie walk in, act awkward. DeMarco's like, hey, let's go to the liquor store. They walk out, go to the liquor store, come back in, walk right downstairs, get hammered, get back up, and then they start to interact.

You don't understand, though. They had to get the vibes right. Every time I've been in Claremont to see Marco or some shit, it's always like there's been maybe one or two people in that bitch. So, Austin's asking me beforehand, like, what are the vibes going to be like in there? Like, is it going to be busy? I'm like, no, bro. They'd be, like, probably one person.

I'm like, they in there probably, you know, having a good time. I was just very intrigued because they just, like, bro. We walk in. Claremont's going to be a vibe. I'm like, bro, it's a barbershop. How is it going to be a whole ass vibe? I'm like, you don't understand. Like, it's, like, fucking, it's a younger person owned. Like, it'm like, you don't understand. It's like a fucking younger person owned.

It ain't no weird ass corporate shit. It's a vibe in there. So we fucking, I didn't expect there to be that many people in there. We just might have came with everyone was cutting hair. I'm telling Austin it's going to be one person in there. It's a well-oiled machine. It's a well-oiled machine. Y'all pumping them bitches out.

That bitch is running. How many cuts you do a day? Oh, okay. Huh? Usually like eight to ten. Shit. He's pumping them bitches out. Get him going.

Get him in, get him out with a good-ass cut. Six per. Go to Claremont. Shit. Is that what you're talking about? Mm-hmm. Okay. Go to Claremont.

Go to Claremont. The link is right here. Boop. That right there. Hey, yesterday's price is not today's price. Okay. Go to Claremont. Go to Claremont. The link is right here. Boop. Yeah, right there. Hey, yesterday's price is not today's price. Okay. The price went up.

Hunting for a lineup. Don't hit my lineup. I just got flown out for a podcast, so. Right. Hey. You got to go up. Did that go in the business account? The only thing we supply is tweeze and free promo.

Bro. B&B, too. We're staying in a mansion right now. AJ and Austin walk back in this house. Me and DeMarco were just chilling with Beth and Kenzie. AJ and Austin walk back in this house with 12 twisted tees, bro. We bought the whole gas station out. And you want to know what? I felt the...

Look, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm so happy to say this right now. Kenzie or Beth said that shit should be illegal. Say it with my chest. It was Kenzie. And you want to know what? I felt... Look, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm so happy to say this right now. Kenzie or Beth said that shit should be illegal. Say it with my chest. It was Kenzie. She said, no, that shit should be illegal. I'm about to say it with my chest.

No, the reason... Welcome back to Walker's Reading Rainbow. Yes, sir. That's when Pee Wee introduced me to Young Thug. Not only had I never met Thug, but I never heard a word about him. But as I took a look at this tall, skinny kid with a bunch of tattoos on his face like me, I got the feeling he could be something. He definitely had the look.

I'd taken a chance on Thug, but it didn't take long for me to recognize he was something special. Thug started coming to the studio every day, staying for days on end, and man, listen, the boy was going fucking crazy. I remember Thug had some shit going with his teeth.

Thank you very much, Walker. That was another beautiful reading, Rambo with Walker Smith. When he would take it off to record, it would look like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. That's fucking hard. Young Thug used to be in the studio with braces so bad he looked like Scorpion.

He would wear a mask to cover it up, take it off in front of Gucci, and drop some heat. Free Slap. Free Slap. That might be the whitest thing I've ever said before. Free Slap. Free Slap. That might be the whitest thing I've ever said before. Free Jeffrey. Free Sex. His name is Sex.

Free Sex. I thought he changed it. He went on that for a little bit. I thought he went on that. I might be long gone, but I could have swore his name was Sex. He did the Snoop Lion transition. He keeps it for about a month and a half. Say it. Say Free whatever. Say it. Free Jeffrey. What you got to say? Transition you know he keeps it for about a month and a half say it say free whatever say Free Jeffrey, so what you got to say

Free my boy thugger all right free slime free thugger It's the fucking damn sure you post bro time to post we got Marco out here at the white people. I fuck with it. I fuck with it. You fuck with the white people vibes? Tweet out. Tweet out. Tweet out. Shit. Personally, there's way too many white people out here. I feel bad. Do you want to know why I feel bad? Why?

Speak it out. Listen to this shit. I went to the, when I went to get the Patron, talking to this lady because they all, I kind of fumbled the bag. I said orange bottle. I said orange bottle. Listen though, I kind of fumbled the bag now that I heard Marco. Listen.

Oh my God. It's fine. Listen. No, no listen no no listen i'm in there i'm like looking i'm telling the lady we're having a guest on our podcast we're gonna get him some i know the anejo i don't know if i'm saying it right anejo is like the best one or whatever like the like the best one she's like well it is because it has like more of a like if you're trying to sip it and like really taste like the tequila and like really catch the vibe you're gonna want this one but if you're just taking shots and shit she's like just get the og put the green joint who said that the lady at the um thing and she doesn't know that's that's not bad advice actually that's terrible she was like if you're to stick in shots, get the cheapest one.

No, no, no, no, no. But she was like, if you don't really care what it tastes like, you don't want to take shots. Are y'all trying to take a note? Yeah, absolutely. I bet. She's absolutely wrong. Can I go get eight, eight, eight? But I fucked up because they told me to get the Anejo, but then I walked in there and I was like,

just get the green. We can't shot it anyways. Absolutely. And you're like, Anejo's the best one. Oh, my God. Kenzie's pissed off. I love all of them, but she's a liar. Kenzie hates my guts so much sometimes.

Silver, you mix. Oh, it's a mixture. We can have two separate pods at the same time. Ne-Ho, you take shots of. Hey, everybody shut up besides the guest. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. My fault.

What was you saying? Silver, you mix with. Ne-Ho, you take the shots of it. What you know about Coralejo? Coralejo, that Le-Ho. That Le-Ho Ne-Ho. Ne-ho, you take the shots of it. What you know about Coro-Le-ho? Coro-Le-ho, that Le-ho. That Le-ho, Ne-ho. That Le-ho. Shit.

That shit's fire. Fucking Le-ho. Can you check that cam? I can tell that she doesn't drink. But listen, though. After I said it, after I brought that shit up, I had two employees bomb me like, what's the podcast called? What's the podcast?

I'm telling him. I said, it's always that podcast. Five minutes later, he's like, hey, bro, what's it called? I said, you wouldn't even pay attention. Yeah, pay attention. He's like, all right, I'm going to read it down. He was putting on. He should just follow right there.

He wasn't putting on at all. He looked like he didn't have a cell phone on him. Damn. Damn. Fuck the coasters, I guess. Why do we get a coaster? Hearing that thing pour was crazy. Bro, but look.

You got messy. You fucked me up. I had it framed out perfectly. What's one thing that bothers you? This is blocked by the tweet, so the camera couldn't even fix it up. What's your biggest pet peeve? I have several of them. What's my biggest one, though? You hate white people.

Why do you keep saying that? Drop the white people, bro. I've never once said I hate white people. Hey, boys, boys, boys, boys. Most of my clients are white, by the way. Shout out to white people. They were more. Shout out to white people.

They pay to play. AJ's getting canceled this podcast. AJ's broke. You're done. What? This is pod nine. Your contract is ending early. That's the whole frat boy thing.

Can I go? Can we go beyond 45? Can I go peak? That's the frat boy thing. Yo, can I go? I'm scared. Am I with the KKK? Can we go beyond 45? Can I go, Pete? That's the frat boy thing. Like, 100 for an eighth. You're good. And it's a 2.8. Bro, we got charged

100 for an eighth in Atlanta. Shit. Bullshit. So we're frat boys. I'm a frat boy now. Fuck. Dog wasn't talking. AJ, it was me and you.

We were in the band, though. The nigga was like, 54 for the eighth. I'm like, all right, for sure. And I'm like, what about 25? He's like This motherfucker ain't saying a word.

He said a lot without saying anything. He said a lot without saying not a damn thing. He said, I'm just following the rules. He gave us some shit called coochie runs. It says it on the bag. I said, you could buy this bag on Amazon. Quit playing with me.

AJ kept sniffing it. I didn't know why he was doing that. The bag is crazy. What does it smell like? No, it was some gas. Some legal gas. I didn't realize the bag was a booty on the backside and a coochie on the front side. I had it flipped upside down the whole time.

I'm like, why is this brown ass bag here? I thought it was a. What am I looking at? I thought it was a fucking leaf. I didn't realize it was a fucking ass in a bikini. Guys, can I say something real quick? For sure. When you go pee and you've had the FDA's recommended amount of drinks for a week already by 2 o'clock,

and it still looks like orange Gatorade, you're sick. You need dialysis immediately. It's over for you. My shit has never been orange, buddy. I drink a lot. Never. It's been dark yellow. Oh, I'm a big orange, buddy. I drink a lot. Never? Never. It's been dark yellow. Oh, I'm a big orange pisser.

What? Maybe like in the morning after sleeping for 12 hours. You guys need to go get checked because I drink probably more than all you guys. That's what we're doing later, right? Maybe not more than Austin. Yeah, it's debatable at this point. But what I'm going to say is this, guys. I'll give you a run for your money.

Drink water while you're drinking alcohol. I do. Walker and I... Austin's like, no, it'll get me sober. Fuck no. I don't want to get sober. We crushed like six bottles

of water last night. I haven't seen Austin eat this all the time we've been here. One of our old... Motherfucker has had one slice of pizza in three days.

We went in on pizza. One of our roommates, his mixed drink, he and his brothers, they would fill a gallon jug full of vodka, water, and like a... Pedialyte. Yeah, it was vodka and Pedialyte. They'd fill a gallon jug with it.

I've seen the younger kids on TikTok doing that. Borgs? Yeah, we fuck with those. Borgs? Is that what the drink's called? Borg, B-O-R-G. Borg? It's a gallon.

Borg? It stands for something. I can't remember, though. Borgs? Borg stands for something. Borg, yeah. What does Borg? It's a gallon. It stands for something. I can't remember, though. Borg? Borg stands for something. Borg, yeah. What does Borg stand for?

It's probably like big-ass gallon jug. Nope, nope. B-O, not B-A. That's how Borg is spelled. That's called a Borg. What is a... Outrage gallon. Oh, my God. Outrage gallon?

What the fuck? These fucking young kids are out of their fucking world. Get me one. Well, I have a fucking blackout rage cup. How about that? I have a fucking cup. It's a bark. It's smart.

Or it's a bork. It's smart to do. I have a bork. Sorry to be the resident alcoholic on the podcast. Guys, can we take another shot? Well, fucking let's do it, buddy. You guys got it? Fuck yeah.

I have to pee so bad, too. So do I. Hey, quick intermission. Go pee boys. We about sparked this shit. If you're about to leave, just say it. Boys, boys, boys. You can leave.

Fuck. No, he's going to the bathroom, but he might not come back. We're cutting this. I'm not going to the bathroom and I'm not. We're cutting starting here. Beth, come join on the intermission. I feel like I look like a fucking idiot. AJ, you can get in between I'm scared right now

She's nervous My heart rate's probably really high I'm telling you, once you get in front of the lights and camera It gets nerve wracking Yeah, I was talking shit Me and Austin on the first podcast It was just me and him And it was fine

It was never posted for a reason Yeah, it's just like When it actually is happening, it's really fucking hard Just me and him. And it was fine. It was never posted for a reason. Yeah, it's just like when it actually is happening, it's really fucking hard. AJ, why wouldn't you take me and Austin's mics away? I'm only here until Michael comes back. And I might want you to cut this entire thing. Beth, so what do you do? I work in sales.

Hey, we have the number one producer in the region, whatever region you're in. Talk your shit, Beth. I'm like that in sales. I am like that in sales. Hey. Bro, Beth made Orgo Chemistry her bitch. Orgo Chemistry was easy. P-Chem was hard.

But P-Chem. I don't even know what P-Chem is. A professor was from Sri Lanka. Shout out to Sienna Heights Do you credit any of your success To Sienna Heights at all Did they teach you anything It was a liberal arts university It made me very well rounded

Hey See ya Hold on Did you go to a PWC? No. An HBC? No, it's a PWC, Predominantly White College. Or no, PWI, isn't it?

Predominantly White Institution? That's a thing. Jesus, that sounds very racist. That's like most of corporate America. Prejudice. Shit has to change now. AJ has gone from telling people on EBT they're garbage to shutting down predominantly white institutions

in a matter of 15 minutes and 15 seconds. Shut them down, all of them. AJ's fucking on one today. I need to see the fucking demographic. Selling people on EBT their garbage. No, you're not. He went from that to fucking fuck this shit. The world needs to change.

We need to give while AJ's buying food stamps. Right. I am the number one spender in this bitch oh fucking them thanks number two shout out to the orange car anybody has food stamps they want to sell come see me hey leaking bio bro whenever i see a gas station that has no ebt on a fucking paperumpled paper sign, I'm like, y'all some motherfucking haters. Y'all some motherfucking haters. No, I'm sure. I'm sure.

The thing is, I'm sure it has to do with, like, that company. I'm sure there might be, like, a fee associated to the person that, um... I'm sure they gotta pay a fee to a lot of people. What is today? Today's Saturday? Today's Saturday. Where are we going tomorrow? What are we doing, AJ? First off, we have to take our shot before we even talk about anything else.

Alright, fair enough. Go ahead, guys. AJ, I don't know either, buddy. At this point, we've been close enough. So, Austin. Yes, buddy. We had a little cleaning binge last night. Oh, yeah. We went crazy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Austin was getting with the Clorox wipes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Austin was getting dirt nasty on the floor, literally and figuratively. And then you laid on the couch. I laid on the chair. Yep. Yep, yep. This guy, Marco, just poured me half a cup of Patron. It's fire.

That's one shot to me. How's your hand shaking so much? Bruh. What the left? What the?? What the? What? What? Hey, AJ.

What? I reacted too strongly. That was a good pour. Thank you, bro. I'm left-handed. Get that tequila out of my face. Are you really? No.

Are you really? No. That would have been pretty cool. I would have had no idea. I'm amphibious. Ambidextrous. Ambidextrous. I would have had no idea. I'm ambidextrous. I'm a frog. Austin just seen me zone out about to pass. Oh, yeah.

Dude, were that boring? Jim Valvano just rolled over in his grave. I know. I'm scared. I'm scared of this. Take that shot. Let's see it, boys. Hell, yeah.

True. We're about to go see a... Hell yeah. True. We're about to go see Big Gucci. Go up. That looks really tasty, guys. That was not good. Just the smell of it is making me nauseous as fuck. If you're... If you're a pussy like me whoo and me

I got a little bit more if you're a pussy like me and you want to get through shots Here's what you gotta do. What the fuck are we celebrating? Mine you take this is a work. Yeah, you keep it in your mouth fuck a shot You're pretty cool guys Hey, shout out shout out Kenzie Ken Chase. Hey, shout out Kenzie. Can I use first and last names here? Shit, I don't even know. I don't know how to say Beth's last name.

No, no, no. Bethany Lucinski. Bethany Lucinski and Kenzie Manti. She has a family. AJ. Shout out them. They got us concert tickets for our birthdays, and we're going to see a whole lineup of fire ass.

King of the South. south well okay beth bought the shirts kenzie bought the tickets sorry i fucked it up yo aj fire shirts and fire tickets when are we going to show that kenzie that meme i i made about her i already did oh you did behind closed door what'd you think fucking hilarious it was funny as fuck. What was the meme? Can we pull it up? She said no. Walker's been making memes.

He put one up that was crazy. And we'll put that right here. Walker's a big meme guy. And I'm sick you did me. Can I talk about this? He did you crazy, didn't he? So I'm Perry Piper and shit. So AJ comes over and he's like, Bro, Kenzie was on some crazy stuff tonight. And I was like, what happened?

He was like, so she looked on my Facebook profile or something like that. And she was like, why did you comment something like that? And you had spelled dude like D-O-O-D. No, D-0-0-D. D-0-0-D. And she was like, why would you spell that like that? You represent the both

of us. You have no idea the conversation that's going to be had with me when you're not around. Thanks, guy. Would you hear me up there losing an argument? Fuck you. She's going to win. she's winning that 100 percent a thousand percent i don't even have a i'm gonna try my best but i'm not gonna win oh yeah you

stand a chance well i want to turn this on kenzie what is so offensive he doesn't know what he's dealing with right now. It gave me the it. It gave her the it. That's fair. That's like 2006, like, MySpace type. That's a great topic. All right. I know y'all have both been in long-term relationships. So, I mean, do it as you can. Did you even have a MySpace?

Did you have a MySpace? I was a little too young for that. Oh, my. They jumped straight to Facebook? Come here. We have was a little too young for that. Oh my they jump straight to Facebook Come here. We have music on our shit and all that Come on. Hey you if you didn't know how to code your Facebook profile that was before coding was a thing we were code Yeah, you would just like make it in HTML in the notepad shit. I don't even know I would we don't know. We don't know. I would pay a good amount of money to get my pictures and my posts from my old MySpace.

Yes. You will be so disappointed. Oh, I will be so. You will be very pissed off. Pissed at yourself. It'd be great content because I personally just can't remember that time in my life because just life happens. My MySpace song was probably like Fly High by Drake.

It was probably Soulja Boy. You! You! It was some bullshit for sure. For sure. That shit used to go crazy on the elementary school playground.

It was kiss me through the phone. Oh my God. That was tough. Mine was speakers going hammer. Mine was ice cream paint job. That used to be my ring back tone. No it wasn't. No it wasn't.

No it wasn't. It was throw some D's It was throw some D's on that bitch And it was the McDonald's version No y'all remember the ring back tones Throw some cheese on that bitch Throw some cheese on that bitch You could buy different tones

That people would listen to While they were calling you Instead of just like the ringing So my ring back tone For about five years Was ice cream paint job And then the license Clean on the inside And I was pissed dude I bought it for like two bucks And you know for about five years was ice cream paint job. And then the license expired.

And I was pissed, dude. I bought it for like two bucks. And you know, this was like 2009. I don't think so. His name's Darrow. Is it actually? The artist, yeah. Really?

Hey, did you have a T-Mobile Sidekick? No, I had a, what is it called? A Rogue or a Roo? The LG joint that flipped out That bitch you could go crazy on a full keyboard. What's that called? I think a rogue or something What was it called? Y'all know? The add the LG phone Yeah, I had a b2 if you had to envy to you could respond to text messages quick as fuck y'all just straight to iPads

No, no, no, no. My first phone was a Razer 25. They went to iPads. 25 fucking years old. And my boy, he had one of the ones that would slide up and slide across. So you could do it full screen or the side screen and get the full keypad. I was so jealous. I'd watch him type out text messages and I'd be like, 999.

You got to wait for it to click off 8, 8, 7 shit was trash you gotta press the whole thing when I was in middle school I had this thing called a fucking juke right the bitch was this big this wide, this long

but the motherfucker would flip up like a knife switchblade fucking switchblade it was like the first like but the motherfucker would flip up like a knife. Ha-ha! Fuck off. You know what I mean? You're out. You're fucking Switchblade. And it was like the first MP3 player phone. I thought it was so fucking cool.

We tried to buy a special adapter to even put a headphone in there or whatever. Marco. Typed that bitch a thousand times. Thank you so much for coming in and joining our pod with us today, man. Oh, we're done. Okay. Shit's fire. Hey, no, Walker, hold on. I'm very happy to be in the city with you.

Real quick. I'm very happy to. No, dude, we're not fucking done. Yeah, we are. We Okay. Shit's fire. Hey, no, Walker, hold on. I'm very happy to be in the city with you. Real quick. I'm very happy too. No, dude, we're not fucking done. Yeah, we are. We're about to call it. No, relax. We're calling it. We're an hour deep.

What was that fucking... It's a new one. What was that... Was it like a song that you were listening to on the bus? Can you redo that for me? I want to see that. Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun.

Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. I love that song. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to the podcast this week. Marco, shout out to you. Thank you, bro. You're the man. Listen to us everywhere.

Follow us on IG. Hit our Snapchat. Marco, what do you do? We're on Twitter. We got YouTube. Marco, will you do something? AJ probably hasn't been handling Twitter very well lately, but that's all right. Go follow us anyway.

Marco, will you do something for me real quick? Damn. Hey, shout out to Mark Medina. Hold up that bottle of Patron. Shout out to Mark Medina. He's a big friend. Oh, my God. I love Mark.

We love and appreciate everybody that listens and shows support for this. Like I said, once again, thank you, Marco. My name is Austin Lane. My name is AJ the Centaur Allen. Shout out to Walker. Appreciate it.

My name is Walker the DeMarco Paschal Smith. Shit. My name is DeMarco the... Oh Shit. Oh, yeah? My name is DeMarco the... Oh, my God. I'm going to do something. You fucked up. We out.

Love you guys.