Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "ARIANA GRANDE - YES, AND?"

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/AnalyticAttention, Arianators! Brace yourselves for liftoff, because the wait is almost over – Ariana Grande is officially back in the studio, and the hype is reaching supernova levels.In a series of cryptic (yet thrilling) Instagram posts on Wednesday, our queen teased her musical comeback with the caption, "See you next year." Buckle up, because we're diving deep into every clue and deciphering what this could mean for AG7. ️‍♀️Here's what sent the fandom into overdrive:Studio Snaps: Ariana shared photos of herself back in her element, surrounded by microphones and mixing boards. Could this be the birth of a new sonic masterpiece?Producer Powerhouse: Spotted in the background? None other than Ilya, the mastermind behind iconic bangers like "Problem," "God Is a Woman," and "No Tears Left to Cry." This collab is practically guaranteed to set the charts ablaze.Mommy Jams: Ariana even treated us to a sneak peek of her mom, Joan, grooving to the new tunes. If it gets Joan's seal of approval, you know it's gonna be fire.Mystery Mailer: Some lucky fans received a red REM Beauty lipstick with a cryptic postcard featuring a close-up of Ariana's lips adorned with deep-red lipstick. Is this the single cover art? The theories are swirling like a galactic storm!This is just the beginning, Arianators. We're mere mortals trying to grasp the brilliance that is AG7, but one thing's for sure – the countdown is officially on. Prepare to unleash your inner fangirl (or fanboy) because 2024 is about to be blessed with the glorious return of Ariana Grande. ️So, buckle up, hit subscribe, and join Analytic Dreamz as we dissect every clue, analyze every Instagram story, and prepare for the inevitable musical supernova that is AG7. This is Notorious Mass Effect, and you don't want to miss it.P.S. Don't forget to share your theories, predictions, and wildest dreams in the comments below! Let's get this party started!Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I just have to let y'all know that Arianators makes no sense. First off, the fan base and the artist that they support, name is pronounced Arianna. I've never heard Arianna, even though sometimes Rihanna refers to herself as Rihanna, but I've never heard Arianna refer to herself as Arianna. Now, of course, little nitpick in the whole hive that is the Arianators, because of course, apparently, that's the professional and the correct. the political way, the politically correct way

to say Ariana's fan base. So they call themselves the Arianators. I don't know why. Hey, that's what we're going to do. Because October 30th, 2020, should also be a notable date for the Arianators simply for the fact

that that was the last time Ariana put out her last body of work. And with her confirming that she's going to put out a seventh studio album this year. I mean, literally, it's been so long since we've received a body of work from Ariana, who I would say has one of the best voices I've ever heard in life. I would say that Ariana and the weekend, as far as their respective genders, if that's politically

correct, it's probably the top of the field. And when it comes to R&B, when it comes to hip hop, I do like how. sometimes Ariana dabbles in the hip hop culture, which is why I'm even covering this. I mean, of course, everybody knows her relationship with Big Sean, but even fast forward and past that, the whole Nicki relationship, the whole being so a part of the hip hop culture to where she's making different appearances and different spaces that you usually wouldn't see pop artists or country artists even try to navigate. That is why it's almost an Ed Shearing-like effect that Ariana has as far as in the hip-hop community.

Hopefully that makes sense. If not, let me just tell you my favorite track, which is why I became an a alienator in the first place, which I probably can't become one seeing that I just made fun of the name. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to rescind my application, and then I'm going to give it six to seven business days, and I'm going to put it back in and try to become an orientator. So with that out the way, break up with your girlfriend is. a very ironic track seeing that Grande, Ariana Grande,

current boyfriend, quote unquote, is a person that she took up from a happy marriage. Now, I'm not saying it's her fault. I'm just saying that the husband went from his wife directly to Ariana and maybe before the divorce was finalized. But am I wanting to be messy? Of course not. I just said that fact to be messy. So anyways, the first album since 2020 positions of course and the announcement of course follows her split from her

with her manager scuder brawn oh manager okay i was thinking like she was in a relationship that would have been that would have been a power move in itself if y'all don't know scuder brown is one of those when it comes to uh pulling the behind the scene strings and the music industry so anyways and there's a reason why taylor swift at all people is beef him heavy with Scooter Brine. Let's keep going. Ariana Grande signed with Good World Management, and this would be her first album since her marriage and subsequent separation from Dalton Gomez. And then if you don't know how she announced it, Ariana Grande went to Instagram to share a post that you see right now.

Shameless plug the Analytics Dreams video for the video version of the podcast along with the audio, of course and as you can see right now she put a bunch of posts and pictures basically you would think is random and then you realize at the end that is her literally showing her studio experience of making the album with the final video being somebody recorded her basically congratulating her that she finally finished it describe exactly what you're feeling right now just tell me exactly how you're feeling now if you don't know she's not crying she's In one way. It's tears of joy.

Like, what's going on in your life right now? Are you tired? Have you been working hard? Is this almost the last day of this album? I'm so happy and grateful. I also feel like I weigh 3,000 tons. Ain't a lot. Those shoes look like it gives you at least 4 to 5 inches

in height boots, you know? If it was an attribute in the gaming space, which I do also cover gaming, of course, with my podcast, Notorious Mass Effect. But those shoes right there gives you at least four to five inches off the ground. I'm not going to lie to you. So for Ariana Grande, she must be super short. Not saying that in a negative way. Just pointing it out because those shoes look ridiculously huge and humongous. With that being said, that was a video basically showcasing Ariana Grande.

wrapping up the whole creation to her upcoming seventh studio album. I had to get it correct because if you don't know, Ariana Grande gave us several bodies of work, even after coming off of, I think it was called Victorious and basically a lot of other Nickelodeon shows. I think it was Sam and Cat, I believe. That was one of them. Basically, Ariana Grande was already a popular actor

before she started making music. I know, right? What notable superstar actor in the business now wasn't an actor, what notable superstar musician wasn't an actor before they blew up in the music industry? I think there's an interesting documentary

to be made there. I mean, we have Drake, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, uh, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers. I could probably keep going on for days,

but we're going to start right there. So anyways, Ariana Grande putting out a seventh studio album. I'm not going to stay on this too long because I definitely want to cover this in its entirety as far as the marketing rollout and everything of that nature. Because like I keep saying, that's the highest praise I could probably give a musician saying they have one of the best voices I've ever heard in life. So when you have Ariana Grande, the weekend, as far as the, you know, them on the two gender size, even though still may get canceled for that. even I'm trying to be politically correct, but I don't think I am. So anyways, with that being said, click my link to your bio. Let me know one of my social media is,

what do you think about Ariana Grande and her promoting her upcoming seventh studio album? And what do you think would be called? And what are you most looking forward to Ariana Grande doing on this new album?