Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "CARDI B - GROW GOOD BEAUTY"

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

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All right, my fault. But anyways, analytic dreams video on Spotify to see the video along with the audio. You see Nash. I cannot wait, Nina Parker. Megan James, she always got her hair out. We gotta get her some free real good, honey. Pretty V? I'm sad to you some too, girl.

Evelyn Losada, that's my girl. I'm Juju. girl my god i went to school with her everybody's saying finally everybody's been dying for this i'm telling you i am changing live now of course that was the one and only cardi b announcing her official hair care brand if you couldn't tell by the end of her video is titled grow good beauty now i almost said the other word shepherd all right my fault we got to keep this uh pg podcast it's grow good beauty not the other one get your minds at the gutter come on now anyways the first thing I wanted to touch on.

You know, at the end of the day, I will say your boy's hair, you know, it's been getting pretty lengthy. If I do say so, myself, pause. So I'm just wondering, you know, if these are hair care products as far as it being able to work the way I think it's going to, which you're going to get into in the second, then maybe I'm going to need some of that. You know what I'm saying? I know that ain't who I think it is. I said maybe I'm going to need some of that. I know that ain't who I think it is.

Hey, y'all stop saying that, bro. Stop judging. I'm saying I'm just letting y'all know. So anyways, with that being said, if you don't know why Cardi B came out with this hair care brand, no, she is not trying to scam you out of millions. Basically, this comes from her personal battle with severe hair damage. You guys. So when it comes to her severe hair damage, it was from her childhood and teen years. Because if you don't know, basically, she was bleaching her seattle. skin her hair a lot. So when you look at, I'm trying to get the actual age. I had the actual age. I don't know where it actually went. I'll hear this. Okay. So basically, she was bleaching, perming, dying, heat styling and wigs that ended up leading to breakage and loss. More specifically, a mushroom chop. I'm sorry. I'm a guy. I don't know what that means, but it was a mushroom chop after damage. And the roots was yellow slash, uh, well, the roots.

roots yellow slash the ends were orange and so clumps were falling out and basically Cardi B hated her natural hair style young but grew to love it so when you look at this rollout it's not necessarily something that just came out of the blue Cardi B's been dealing with this for quite some time when she was just a wee little lad so when people come out think to themselves why did Cardi B come out with a hair care brand well now you know as far as all the details surrounding the hair care brand i did want to get into some of the other uh details about it as if you don't know there's uh shampoo conditioners and treatment products now i know you're probably wondering what is the prices for these well for shampoo

the watch cycle is 1499 the conditioners is 1499 and guess what the treatment products which is the uh the get rich mask and that everything's seriously Well, okay, so to get rich mask is 1999 and then the everything serum is 1799. So I'm not going to lie to you. I think those are pretty good prices if I do say so myself. So when you look at the background behind this hair care product and everything that went into it, it's very interesting how not only is Cardi Bee having a magnificent tour currently. So if you're a huge Cardi Bee fan, just know she's completely killing it.

I mean, I was looking at the analytics because, you know, over here we basically, well, I basically teach you about the gaming and music IPs that notoriously affect the masses. It's safe to say Cardi B currently is having one of the most magnificent tours you can ever witness. And all for her hiatus, I mean, it's just a sight to see, you know, let alone Cardi B herself. You know what I'm saying? All right, my fault. Getting back into it. So when you look at the tour, Little Miss Drama Tour that's currently going on, it's 35 North America Arena dates, right? right her last tour was a little bit shorter a little bit shorter as far as 20 to 30 shows mostly arena slash festivals

and of course when it comes to the revenue generated it's not as much as her tour currently because of course it's running longer and it's her first major arena tour so you may be thinking to yourself i've never heard of carty b going for this long as far as the tour but that's because she hasn't hasn't. I believe this is her first, now I believe, objectively speaking, this is her first major arena tour. It's sold out the wazoo. Everybody's attending.

Literally when you look at the revenue generated from the California shows specifically, it was $9.4 million from five California shows, which is the highest grossing by female rapper there ever. And of course, Of course, you already know I had the projections, as when it comes to the end date of this tour, the projections for the overall revenue generated is set to be between $70 and $110 million. But then, you know what I'm saying?

I was like, damn, look at the state of hip hop. Like, what's going on? And of course, with her current tour having more dates than any of her previous, safe to say this is going to be one of her most extravagant tours that she's ever went on. So comparing it to her previous tours, it probably wouldn't make any sense because she didn't tour for that long or as long as she is currently. So anyways, the reason why I bring that up is because in the midst of notoriously affected the masses with her tour, she found time to make such a time investment on the hair care product. Because of course, when it comes to the development of this product, I think it was in development for about. seven years. So when you look at it, I believe I had it somewhere. So when you look at the,

the development of this product, okay, here it is. It's been developed for over three years using proprietary fiber lance, a fiber lace complex. I'm sorry, for the ladies listening. Hey, I apologize. Oh no, that's a wrong job. My fault. You guys. Yeah, I got to give me some grace. I'm not used to saying these things. Okay, let me get back into it. Using proprietary fiber lace, whatever that means. but apparently it's something right um it's plant derived the hair care product is designed to reinforce hair fibers boost shine repair damage and improve hydration and the products are clean vegan and cruelty cruelty free i don't know why it gave it so many syllables but y'all get the point right um that last part is interesting and no this is not a press release they did not pay me to say this i

I covered the artist. Once again, I cover the gaming and music IPs that notoriously affects the masses. So really, honestly, if you want me to be transparent, I was just using this hair care brand announcement to get into Cardi B's tour. I've been meaning to do that for a minute. And somebody has to put a light on how crazy it is that Cardi B went on a, like a long hiatus, came back and is currently having one of the most profitable tours in the music industry. you guys like somebody has to give it up so that's what i really wanted to highlight but of course i did want to give her hair care product the proper coverage so anyways getting back into the revolve group because if you probably don't know who these people are so the revolve group that uh had a 2025 net sales of 1.2 billion um has built a billion dollar multi-brand portfolio as far as a strategic goal um they there's a lot of people from that brand that's on this

this board as far as people tied to this grow good product you have Michael mentee the co-founder and co-CEO of Revolve group you have Mike Corinne nicholas co-founder and co-ceo of Revolve group you have Raiza Gerona the chief brand officer at revolve you have um pay one of the world patience foster that's a weird way to spell patience but, you know, regardless. That is Cardi B's manager. And then you have Colin Carter, who is Cardi B's stylist. And then you have Walker Drawers, which is the PR marketing contact agency for Cardi B.

So that's the entire team. If you was one in-depth coverage, well, guess what? You can only find it here because who in the world puts this much effort into actual hip-hop products outside of the music? besides your boy you know what I'm saying I wanted my other drop for that one you know what I'm saying thank you Drusky give them some praise

nah I appreciate it you didn't have to do all that anyways let me get back into it so now when you look at Cardi B I finally found her roadmap to why she did this so age 7 she had her first her first perm that was chemical straightening so that resulted in severe damage

and her hair cut off within one year and then when she was 13 her first hair coloring as far as blonde highlights. And throughout her teenage years, there was frequent bleaching, perming, dying, and in the bleaching incident that I was describing earlier, where the roots turned yellow, the ends were orange, significant hair loss, stayed in damage, stayed for three to four months.

That's insane. And then, of course, that is why through her Do It Yourself type of care, she started to pay more attention to the products that she put into her hair, And of course, when it comes to this product, it comes with such a great backstory that now you want to support it. Because, you know, when you look at Cardi B, she's an extravagant personality. I mean, one of those humans in life, you just look at it and you're like, hey, I believe you're going somewhere, right? Even though she may have been on the stripper pole, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm just saying.

You know, you may have been like, I don't know which one. It was a Gilea Walla. I forget which one. You may have to give them a whole speech during the strip club adventure and let them. them know, hey, I see something more in you. And guess what? That was Offset for Cardi B. I know. I know. But then, you know what you're saying? Why'd you bring

that man's name up? I had to do it. Offset was very influential and Cardi B's rise of fame. He wasn't the only reason she was popular, but, you know, he gave her the Gilea Wallow speech in the strip club, basically. So anyways, getting back into Cardi B's personal success, I think this is a tremendous

move, especially in the midst of such a wildly success. I mean, I don't think it could get more successful than a $70 to $100 million tour as far as the potential revenue generated from this entire tour. So she's making supermax type money with this one tour. And of course, the show that she's putting on, it seems like everybody has been enjoying it. I mean, you see videos everywhere. There's definitely not locking up the phones. You see videos everywhere about her tour.

And hold on, I think I have a video right here. So these are some of the people enjoying the tour right now. But most of the shows are sold out, 98 to 100% sold out. The Hamilton show was 80% sold out, I believe. When you look at Cardi B, I think she called out somebody from Canada. Not somebody, but you know, the people from Canada because of one of the shows. I don't know if it was the Hamilton show because she wanted to get it like completely sold out. Because currently she's on some type of streak.

So she don't want the Canada people to mess that up. so anyways um the ticket prices in canada is a little bit higher i'm not going to lot to you um when you look in general i think it's 91 to 400 when you look at uh canada it's like 126 to 800 so um don't quote me on that but that that's just uh what i've heard but when it comes to the other things about the affordable pricing for the hair care products i think that's the biggest thing you can come in cardy beyond because she could easily mark this up and pull the car of kanya and say that this is a luxury brand like a lot of other artists do so i think this i think this is a great move carty be making this affordable is such a phenomenal move especially for her fan base is

already going to see her on tour expect to see a a whole lot of grow good beauty product placement all throughout the venues now that she's announced this brand um expect to expect this product to do well because carty b is well liked in the music industry just every industry in general um yeah I'm gonna leave that there let's just say okay so there's certain artists right there's certain artists that that doesn't have the greatest reputation when it comes to the media Cardi B is the opposite

without naming names because you know I'm not trying to be messy but when it comes to Cardi B specifically I think that when they say people remember how he made them feel opposed to like what they say or whatever whatever that phrase is that's how Cardi B is in the industry I think her

energy, especially being polite to most people, comes across and a lot of support for whatever she announces, right? And that leads back into my previous point as far as her going on a hiatus and currently having one of the more profitable tours in the music industry. I think it all ties together.

So honestly, all I'm saying is, you know, it pays to be a good person, you know what I'm saying? So shout out the Cardi B. Tour is doing immaculent. I assume the hair care product as far as the grow good beauty brand is going to do. phenomenal and at the end of the day all I got to say is

why can I get a product? You know what I'm saying? I'm out here with hair. You know what I mean? It's just for the ladies. All right my fault. I understand. You guys.

No, no, I understand. You guys. See, that's the problem. I don't even feel no ways about that. It's cool. So with that being said, click my link to you in my bio. Let me know in one of my social media. What do you think about Cardi B

completely killing her tour and generating an an egregious amount of revenue? And also, will you be purchasing one of Cardi B these brands from her grow good beauty hair products.