Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "D4VD - THE BRIDGE"

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Analytic“The Bridge” is a follow up to the 2022 hit, “Romantic Homicide”. In “The Bridge”, d4vd states that he kept the love that she threw away. “Don’t you get complicated, that’s the reason we separate” closes The Bridge and the whole album, “PETALS TO THORNS”source: ​d4vd – The Bridge Lyrics | Genius LyricsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Because of the disrespect to the English language and him putting a four in the middle of D and VD, I'm just going to pronounce this man, David, because at the end of the day, I'm not trying to figure out how I'm supposed to pronounce a four when technically it's not even supposed to be there in the first place. Like when six lack did it, which is pronounced black, I know, makes no sense, but that's how he spelled his name. I had no idea that in general, you could put a number in your name and people would accept it as is. Like, people will accept you for putting a number where a letter is obviously supposed to be. So anyways, after me making fun of this man's name, I guess we'll get into the music that he just dropped because the only reason I'm really covering this, and, you know, because I love to be transparent. I looked up new music, and for some reason, this man was top three on the playlist.

I mean, out of all the people, little dirt, Kodak, Taylor Swift, this man was top three in the new music. playlist. Now, who would have thunk that somebody with a letter replaced by number will be top three on a new music playlist on one of the biggest DSP playlist in the world, aka Spotify? So I kind of pulled up the track. I listened to it a little bit, and by a little bit, I did finish the track, but it was so slow that I realized that I probably would have fell asleep if I actually completed it. So that should probably tell you how I feel about the track. It's not that long, so it's pretty easy for me to form an opinion. At the end of the day, this man, David, I don't know what he's doing. I don't know who told him to put a number in front of a letter, but that's just really

irking me, because I feel like you have to be a certain status. You have to put out certain quality. Like, at least Black gave us one classic album. I don't know if this man has ever given us a classic album, and I looked up, I'm looking up his discography right now, and this man literally has not even put out an album yet. So I don't know if this is like a six-lack clone or if this is just one of his very own because it's dark room slash in so he signed the interscope so he's definitely on a major label uh that's interesting the note and for some reason whoever the PR manager or marketer was over at uh david's or um i don't forgot i never forgot his major label already hold let me go back to it whoever the PR marketer was over at endoscope needs to be fired

because there's no way that you think people are going to type in a four when obviously a letter supposed to be in place of that because this man is not well known and if you're going to say his name is David or Dave Forvid or however you want to pronounce it and think people are going to know how to spell that then you have another thing coming for you and especially the lack of quality for this track is pretty alarming because it's like how arrogant do you have to be to misspell a name so already the SEO's messed up because the SEO is going to be like why are you putting a number in place of a letter. Surely there has to be a grammatical error, right? Of course not. But attached to that, The Bridge, which is the latest single that he just put out, is just utterly, and I mean,

despicably, if that's even a word, garbage. So anyways, click my link to you in my bio. Let me know one of my social medias. What do you think about David or Dave Forvid or however you pronounce this man's name and his latest single titled The Bridge? And why do you believe that is, is as trash as it sounds.