Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "IAN 2025 XXL FRESHMAN FREESTYLE"

Episode Date: July 5, 2025

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Now, of course, when it comes to the double XL freestyle, we have to talk about certain freshmen on this list. Because ladies and gentlemen, all jokes aside, Ian currently has the most popular freestyle that's out right now. And before you say, oh, it just, the freestyles just came out, I'm pretty sure we have enough sample size to understand that 262,000 views and 19 hours compared to all the other freshman freestyle numbers, shout out to baby chief do it he's he did well currently is at 237 000 views in the latest to well in the past two days and did 262 000 in the past 19 hours all the other for freshman freestyles as of right now are not even coming close to that metric besides baby chief do it so once again shout out to him but essentially that's why i wanted to start off this freestyle like this because of course analytic dreams video on Spotify to see the

video along with the audio because we're about to get into this entire entirely because I just want to talk about how funny y'all are and yes I'm talking specific hold up I'm talking specifically to you y'all kind of funny I'm not gonna lie y'all may be a little a comedian in the making so with that being said before we get into the jokes of course we got to let the freestyle play out entirely so once analytic dreams video on Spotify to see the video along with audio because we're about thinking that Ian's freestyle right now. Hmm.

Hmm. Mm. Walking that bitch like how the hell y'all doing? How ya feel in today? Ready to turn myself in down at the station. I made a killing the day. Always gonna be money. Always gonna be hoes.

Always gonna be something. Only thing you got is your word. I put that shit on my mama. Now you really just can't get comfy. Gotta keep at it, buddy. Before I had this money, one worry about nothing. That shit feels backwards to me. He ain't always getting high.

What happened to him? Ain't what happened to you. I'm the same I was. I'm just getting paid with a few more habits now. Oh, shit. Here we go again. Damn, I got this dying bitch. You just want to be my friend.

Damn, you don't think Flo Rider here is going down for real. Damn, I'm a little too high for this. Jesus take the will. I'm on timing, bitch. You don't know what time it is? Oh, okay. Oh, you got migraines? You don't want to ride this shit?

Oh, okay. Play like God damn. You really want every flavor? Oh, okay. You want around them, but you want to come crying, Oh, okay. Damn. It's getting hot in here, take off all your clothes.

Damn, I'm feeling like 50 cent. Bitch, I'm in the club. Damn, I'm on my Britney shit, oops I hit again. Damn, I'm on my DJ Cala shit, we're the best. Damn, rolling hella deep, I feel like a dell. Damn, kiss me through the phone, suck me through the cell. Damn, I'm a little too high for this. Jesus take the wheel.

Mm. All right, so with that being said, I want to, I wanted to, I want to, I want to look through the cell. let that play out in this entirety because ladies and gentlemen when it comes to the start of this video i do want to let y'all know that i do cover the entire music industry but i've never seen a comment section like this since academics IG account right because you all poured out all the greatest jokes y'all could imagine possibly imagine for this freestyle so i let it play out i didn't even i didn't interrupt his freestyle so you already know i'm trying to keep it eight more than 92 but ladies and gentlemen at the end of the day.

But then, you know what I'm saying? I was like, damn, look at the state of hip hop. Like, what's going on? So it's time to get into some of these comments. As one person said, real talk, I thought this freestyle was going to be, and this is a PG podcast, so we're just going to say he thought it was going to be booty, right? But if you listen to it and you feel what he's saying, he's actually spitting some garbage. But then you know what I'm saying?

And then another person commented, said, shout out to Ian for, for, clearly not writing or rehearsing and in all caps this user put anything. Somebody else said, I'm on my toilet. I just took a and it's a PG podcast so we can't complete that one. But let's keep going, right? And another person said, my grandma can't walk and has been in a wheelchair for the last decade. Today, my little sister played this song. And my Grammy stood for the first time in 10 years so that she could turn that freestyle off.

Thank you, Ian. And then we have another user. Dang, we're going really fast. I feel like a car. My fault, my fault. I can't laugh while delivering these. Another user said, dang, we're going fast. I feel like a car.

But then you know what I'm saying? I was like, we just waiting for the AMP Cyp for 2025, which to be fair, I did talk about that. My overall coverage of the double XL trailer that you can look up, just type in XXL, analytic dreams with a Z and it should pop up. But essentially, when it comes to content creators and influencers, let's just say a lot of the numbers would have been looking like Ian's freestyle. They would have had actual people who was actual marketers along with making music. because at this in this day and age making good music is 10% of the entire pie you need so much to go in the route to success like on the route to success you need a lot to go in the vehicle and a lot of people just hop on a bicycle and they just act like their music is just going to take them out of this world you have to use different tools when it comes to marketing and i don't want to get on my soapbox but ultimately that person

was on to something when he said we just waiting for the A and P cipher for 2025. Somebody else said, Unexpected like a mixtape, catch you at your crib. If you're reading this is too late. And then he said, I beat, basically making, basically saying type beat, making fun of it, which is insane. Somebody else said,

Diary of a Wimpy Kid rapping a big 2025 is crazy. But then, you know what I'm saying? I was like, damn, look at the state of hip hop. Like, what's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to read you some of the masses responses. This is not my personal opinion. You know, as far as a freestyle, I'm not even going to lie to you. It's pretty bad.

But, you know, at the end of the day, you know, he tried. He had a whole concept that I don't think I've seen in the minute as far as, you know, having the black people working for him in the back as a colonizer, a white man, rapping in a black sport, had the black people working for him in the background. You know, nobody pointed that out out because, you know, that would be too much, right? But at the end of the day, you know, colonizer back at it again. I don't know if he's going to put out his country album in 2026 or 2027. But what I do know is that you should click my link to you in my bio.

Let me know one of my social medias. What did you think about this E&X, double XL freshman freestyle? And at the end of the day, what was your favorite or worst line in his freestyle?