Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "KEVIN HART *CHOCOLATE DROPPA* - TINY DESK CONCERT"

Episode Date: April 5, 2025

Linktree: ⁠https://linktr.ee/Analytic⁠In this segment of Notorious Mass Effect, Analytic Dreamz dives into Kevin Hart’s Chocolate Droppa Tiny Desk performance. Analytic Dreamz explores the revival of Hart’s rap alter ego, breaking down the freestyle flow, comedic delivery, and musical execution. With keen insights, Analytic Dreamz analyzes the production, lyrical content, and Hart’s seamless blend of humor and rhythm. This segment offers an in-depth reaction to the NPR showcase, highlighting what makes Chocolate Droppa’s return a standout moment in music and pop culture, all from Analytic Dreamz’s expert perspective.Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

All right, so we're getting into the one and only Kevin Hart, which, you know, as far as my takes on Kendrick Lamar nicknames in size seven, I believe with Kevin Hart, he's definitely at least a size three, you know what I mean? And at the maximum, probably like a size five and like kids or something like that. So with that being said, that's probably going to be his nickname for this particular outing as he has chose to hop into the music lane. As you know, well, if you don't know, he goes by alternative name when he hops into this lane called chocolate dropper now of course not going to lie to you he do be coming off the dome for a lot of these bars seemingly or if you written it just if you wrote this beforehand just know i'm just going to leave it at that just know that that is it's probably not

the career path for you and i'm glad that you're funny you know what i'm saying so as far as this specifically and getting into why i wanted to cover this is because if you didn't know yesterday was the great holiday for everybody that's unfunny because it was April Fool's. Now with that being said, everybody in the mama who was never called funny in school and growing up, they came out with their best jokes, only to say April Fool's at the end of it, right? So with that being said, let's get into you, Kevin Hart. He has a whole Tiny Desk concert basically hinting at the fact that it's April Fool's because who in the world asked for Kevin Hart Tiny Desk.

But here it is right here and we're going to get into it for a little bit and see what he has to say. I'll let me get to the beginning Support for NPR music comes from Capital One presenting sponsor of the 2020 Man got Capital One sponsoring Tiny Desk That's crazy That was a whole ad they played

That's crazy Yeah I'm ready to eat All right first off The first time I've seen this mic Is when Big Sean had it And I just don't understand for the life of me What type of audio quality Do you get from a mic looking like that

like to talk about the a yo of mics that's just insane and then look at it in person like that's insane like if i had a record on that for better audio quality y'all just got to call me trash because audio quality ain't that important oh dj burgers and paddons no grills nigga i'm here to give a thrill hmm you got to chill shit's about to get real oh dj d rec All right, they got a laugh track, got I love it. It ain't mine as theirs. You know who I'm talking to, nigga. At the end of the day, it's headshots.

If the target fits where it, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Ah. I think he's killing us. Only time that they have somebody on tiny desks with no fucking track, I'm here all off the dome. I'm off the dome. Fuck a DJ, live band. Shouts out to the band of brothers.

I just met them outside, told him I wanted to do this. Seems legit. We're going to skip forward and let it to the bars. what you asking me for bitch you decide I'm not yeah yeah that's that's garbage yeah that's garbage that's some trash you know what I'm saying you feel me that is uh that is low that is low quality

below C level quality. But you know what I mean? And all intensive purposes, I like that it's coming off the dome. And freestyleing is a lot lost art. And whenever I get into the, the baby LA leakers freestyle, how he just completely killed that beat.

We all know that when it comes to freestyle a lot of these people perform beforehand. Well, yeah, they rehearse beforehand and then they wrap it, which is still a skill because you have to execute it, right? But as far as the style of freestyleing in rehearsing, written bar, that you haven't said before is very distinct and you can tell juice world is a main example prime

example little wayne's a prime example jZ is a prime example of the top tier people who could freestyle and make it sound like it's an actual written verse because they're just some people are just great at freestalling like as far as the art of freestalling and the subject matter not being as prevalent which is why it's called freestyle and the main thing about freestyle and people think it's like oh because my style not free like no it means free of thought like you don't have to have a subject matter because we just want to hear you rhyme and put words together you don't have to have a subject matter that's going to explain the meaning of life we just want to hear you freestyle on a drop of a dime over random beats that's what it means that's what the free thing free of thought free subject matter

don't it don't matter so anyways let's get back into kevin heart sometimes you gotta get graphic to be seen is he singing but now i'm coming back and i'm a different machine dropers telling you imagine doing 10 minutes it is like one of the world come on now i want the crowd i want the feeling i want the fucking sound to be loud i'm like i miss you do you miss me too yeah do you miss me too uh drop it down you know this was hard for me to do it was hard for me to come back out my shell come back out here and get you all a piece of me that i didn't know that i wanted to have you can't make this stuff up I got as mutual. The feeling I got is real.

The thing that I want can be had. Drop us here to go number one. I want if they even have a live audience because I believe that's what they have every time. Yeah. Yeah. It's coming soon. All right, let's get forward a little bit.

I got no gang. Solo now because I'm everything. Yeah. Okay. Who you fair. You better stare. Matter of that bitch like Coco beware. You best big get there.

Mmm. I'm in there like a flare. Now I'm nowhere, but go over. Okay, because he's using a flare and now he's nowhere. Hey, that's, that makes no sense. That makes no sense. Anyways, we're going to cut this off. I just wanted to show you all that Kendrick Lamar, I mean,

Kevin Hart, my fault, the other short human on earth. Kevin Hart, he is immensely funny, in my opinion. Like, and definitely talented as far as the, um, overall entertaining aspect goes. So I wanted to cover this. Obviously, again to his other persona, which is chocolate dropper,

just dropping actual chocolate drops as far as just poop as in quality, just in case, you know, you got it misconstrued. Anyways, with that being said, click my link to share in my bio. Let me know on one of my social media. What do you think about Kevin Hart's tiny desk? And at the end of the day,

is chocolate dropper, one of the top five rappers to ever do it? Thank you.