Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "RIHANNA - 4.1.24 (NEW MUSIC)"

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Analytic Analytic Dreamz analyzes the recent cryptic announcement from Rihanna regarding an upcoming project on April 1st, 2024. Is it a new album? A fashion line? A philanthropic endeavor? Join the speculation and break down the clues together.Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Now somebody needs to tell Rihanna that today is not the day. I don't care what type of fantastic relationship Rihanna has with Beyonce. If I see one of the more competitive figureheads and why people prop up JZ so much promoting on the same day I'm about to drop my album, best believe you're going to get a text to let you know, not today, boo. Like, literally, I think when it comes to Rihanna and just showcasing how much she just does not care about y'all's opinions, it just is blatant and just obvious. Because, you know, it's just one of those things where it's like, Beyonce is about to drop an album. You're talking about Fenty Beauty, talking about making a comeback in a world tour. talking about going on the arena tour with Live Nation, despite people coming out saying that

that's incorrect. Then Rihanna's talking about, oh, April 1st, 2024, you know, announcement coming soon. Like, this came out March 28th, 2024 at 3 p.m. Let me tell you, we are waiting until midnight, March 29th, 2024, 2nd. to get what is probably going to be one of the best albums of the year. So for Rihanna to come out and put this out, I'm sorry, y'all can call me messy, but she did it herself. You know, it's not like she put this out two days before.

It's not like she put this out in the morning of March 28th. She put this out at 3 p.m. March 28th, when we are all gearing up to listen to one of the greatest projects of this year. So I ain't going to lie. I'm calling it out. She ain't put out music in forever. the only time she did give us music is when Marvel gave her a humongous bag to give us one track title Lift Me Up, which was solid by the way.

But if Marvel and the Super Bowl is the only thing that gets you out of bed to put out music, we don't really think you care about your music fan base anymore, which is okay because currently Fenty Beauty is phenomenal. So when you get into that lucrative side of the industry and actually flourish as a black person, I think the discography that you already has given us is enough for you to go away and do that side venture, which has now turned into something that's more profitable than your music ever was. Not to discredit her music. This should show how much of a mogul she actually is, how to get that word right. But anyways, I'm just disgusted with this because this is Beyonce

of Eve. If it's happened in April 1st, then why not wait to like March 30th or March 31st? Like why we got to have a whole four-day lead up to probably just a world tour announcement, which honestly, it may not even be that. That's like best case scenario because we, case scenario, because we know she's not putting out music. We know she's not giving us any type of new music. So it's either to get more money from our fans via a music tour or it's, It's a whole Fenty Beauty line that's probably going to come out, which is to what, get more money as her fans, which the whole 2024 basically has been making headlines for nothing but things that's not related to music. So now that she comes out on Beyonce Eve, I had to point it out because of this one person that you could say is a little petty in the whole. I don't even want to get that messy.

Let's just say that JZ is a legend. That's where I'm going to leave it at. That man is an absolute legend. He's like Pee-Wee Kirkland. Don't even ask me how that correlates to what I'm referring to. Let's just say, Jay-Z is a legend. And I think there's a reason why Beyonce has totally given him creative control as far as her career and being able to help her out

and getting up to a certain superstar status because sometimes you will look at somebody and say you know what you want to be who you are without me Beyonce probably had that thought float through her mind and maybe she said it once and then

another superstar came and had an even I'm not going to say bigger that's a little disrespectful, but had an even more comparable career to her who was also up under Jay-Z's management and now today is having her own Fenty beauty line and then just so happily promotes her coming soon on April 1st on the same day where your album is about to come out. Now I'm going to let y'all put the puzzle pieces together because I ain't just going to come out and say it, you know what I mean? I ain't that messy.

But Jay-Z is a legend. That's all I got to say. And one of the biggest things about Jay-Z is that the ability to have people hold it down for you. What did Drake say is more attractive when you hold it down? Like she's trying to tell me about a rapper, but honestly it's more attractive when you hold it down. That's something that Drake just says because obviously in his real life, he has a lot of fused simply because he likes girls that don't hold it down. But in Jay-Z, you know, to flip side, J-Z actually, walks that talk and a lot of people hold it down for him.

That's what I'm leaving at. And hopefully I was able to follow it. If not, hey, I guess I'm just rambling, right? Just saying nonsense. So anyways, Rihanna completely in disregard for Beyonce Eve. She could care less that this album's coming out. She wants you to look forward to something. We don't even know what it is.

It literally just says Rihanna's coming. April 4th, April 1st, 2024th. April 1st could literally be April fools. Man, I'm done with this, man. I just had that realization. Like, she's probably lying to y'all again. So anyways, uh, click my link to your in my bio. Let me know one of my social medias. What do you think about Rihanna? Just having a total disregard and completely being what I would call catty towards Beyonce. And do you think I'm off with my analysis or no?