Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH 2025"

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

Linktree: ⁠https://linktr.ee/Analytic⁠Join Analytic Dreamz on the "Notorious Mass Effect" podcast for an in-depth segment on the Sidemen Charity Match 2025 [Official Stream]. This highly anticipated event, streaming live on March 8, 2025, from a sold-out Wembley Stadium, features Sidemen FC battling YouTube Allstars. Analytic Dreamz dives into the lineups, including stars like KSI and IShowSpeed, and explores the match’s impact on charity, benefiting Bright Side and BBC Children in Need. Tune in for expert insights on this global YouTube spectacle, blending music, gaming, and pop culture commentary.Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So right now we're getting into sideman charity match, 2025. If you don't know, this essentially happened March 8th. But why was this such a big deal for the simple fact that the amount that they raised as far as as being a charity match was an exorbitant amount, right? The ultimate dollar amount was 4.7 million confirmed via Sideman's X formerly known as. Twitter's post on March 8th, right? And they basically came out and said that they smashed the original record of 2.4 million from 2023. And guess what?

All of the profits went to charity. So when it comes to that fact, and when it comes to them ultimately having such a, just such a global appeal, especially speed, especially Kaysenet, was Mr. Bees in this? I think it was. Yeah, Mr. Bees was in this. uh, Logan Paul XQC was XQC was in there fighting for this life. I ain't gonna lie.

Like as far as ex QC, I don't know if he's just doing these things for the bag because obviously, you know, it's a charity event, so it all went to like charity, of course. So as far as him doing these sporting events, I don't know if he's just doing it out of love for the game. But this man is not athletic at all.

I mean that we're all, you know, in all sincerity because it's not like some type of hate XQC type of soliloquy. I'm just letting you know. as far as athletic bones in that man's body i think he has none of them so with that being said he was the goalkeeper of course other standout content creators was also max fosh and it was managed by the burnt chip now of course it's kicked off at 3 pm gmt and it uh went into well okay so let's get into it right now right it's three hours and 46 minutes obviously we're not watching all that

so we're going to skip through right when we're going to find some of the the highlights in this in this match. But I just wanted to get across that this was for charity. The proceeds supported the Bright Side, which is Sideman's charity, BBC children in need, and M7 education.

And once again, they raised $4.7 million and smashed their previous record of $2.4 million in 2023. So let's get into that right now. Donate by visiting sidemenfc.com. And they also had the donations over 50 pounds or have the chance to appear on screen

throughout the story. stream yes and this year as a special bonus for every five pound you donate you'll be entered into a special prize draw to win a tech bundle which means the more you donate the more entries you get to the price price draw and the more likely you are to win that tech okay so they even had a a little you know reward pool or like a reward system for people who donated so that's pretty cool because they said for every five dollars you donate well five pounds you donate receive one entry into the prize draw the prize draw closes on friday march 14th oh okay so it hasn't even closed yet so people don't even know if they wanted people don't even know if they won yet so uh yeah essentially

people could still be donating to to enter this uh this uh tech bundle i guess huh so if you want to enter i mean you still have some time i'm probably going to put this out before march 14th if you just want to enter to maybe get one of these uh tech bundles as far as a reward and here you So remember to go to sidemanfc.com for the full TNCS. So that's probably terms and conditions for those who's wondering. All profit and 100% of your donations will go to charity. So for more information and for the full terms and conditions, go to sidemanfc.com. Thanks, house.

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Like, I know exactly what he's trying to call back to. Like, I don't know if I appreciate that one. It's weird. Like, look at this, look at this. People I'm back. We're back and we're bigger. Now. Let me just go out on a limb and say that I don't think that's some type of soccer move.

I think he's hinting back at Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show performance. And before y'all say, you know what? Oh, you just make it stuff out. Actually, I can't play it because I ain't allowed. Last time I covered Kendrick's Super Bowl halftime show, it got, well, a certain portion got copyrighted, so I just like blocked that out for that portion because, you know, of course, you ain't fin to get me. You know what I'm saying? So anyways, this is how Kendrick was dancing.

If you don't believe me, just go back to the halftime show, right? people i'm back and this right here when he's saying like um i don't know he says slipping i'm sliding on what like muster on the uh i forget the words but anyways when he started off not like us right when he started off his pedophile anthem right because that's unequivocally what it what it is with no proof right so he started off his pedophile anthem dancing like this we're back and we're bigger and that's interesting that's interesting you know what i mean that's interesting because i just covered the story that drake is about to well it's a rumor right so take this with grain assault as far as FIFA and the

world cup being considered they're thinking about having him performing on the stage right so as far as having Drake performed I think that's going to be pretty interesting because there's multiple games in the World Cup I believe so there's no like Super Bowl like like event for the World Cup I believe like I think there's like respective countries that has people performed but if Drake performs in one of them like in Canada some right I think it would go up. Now, I'm not going to say similar to the Super Bowl, because people will be sleeping on how popular the Super Bowl is as far as his eyes on one particular game, right? I think it's the most popular event in like American sports history. So with that being said, let's get back

into the sideman charity match. It's Wembley Stadium. The date is Saturday the 8th of March 2025 and some of the biggest and best content creators are going to be playing on this hallow pitch for the biggest sideman charity match ever and guess what we get to witness it we are stand up 90,000 seats we're standing wembley all right to the game so you see all that space that they had as far as like when he was showing the aerial shot like look at this right here i'm uh i'm not on my they feel this whole stadium out like that is actually insane tipto is right you're not that's okay seem to be breaking up we're gonna go back to you we're gonna go back to you now else we're gonna go back to we're gonna go back to how he has this thing on the chest like i wonder if he had that on the whole time he was playing i would

think that would like mess with his performance right i don't know i'm never like put on one of those but it just seems like uh seems like a lot yeah now max no offense you're great i've got to do some work right i've got i've got max i can talk to max just coming you've been roped in i don't know what's going i'm trying to see if we can see kison at or speedly in the last game you flip the uno reverse There we got some speed highlights. Here we go. At least 20 years difference between the two.

I don't know if that's a highlight of him just getting tackle to the ground. 25, actually, I think. Here we go, Ren. Dejy, on the ball. Wow. All right, he might get it back here. Don't do it to the deadgy. And these face off, you can't tape.

Okay, he does have that thing on his chest, huh? With goggles on. You'll think there'll be a safety issue because imagine you fell face first into that camera. That would definitely hurt. I would assume, but whatever. It's a lovely bit of playing. He's fancy and a little run here. I guess this is like Logan Paul, like they're not going to say that to him.

And apparently it was a high scoring game, so let's skip to the end because basically they went to a penalty shot or whatever. And I think speed ended up having the last shot or whatever. Let me see. All right, so imagine the score, right, is 9-9. They're doing like penalty shots or whatever. I don't know too much about soccer. So you're going to forgive me. but essentially they are

I think they're winning the penalty shots all he has to do is just hit this in and then they win I believe so because the other team as you can see in the top left the other team missed one of the penalties and I think I'm probably colorblind so it's hard for me to see but I think the other team had like four out of the five

right so the other team already shot their five they missed the last one so this is speed's turn and he's shooting the fifth one when they've already hit four so basically right now it's four four and he has a chance to win them the game, which is, you know, I'm not going to say Roger Goodell had anything with the script, but hey, you can write up, you couldn't write up a better story for this match. To get everything, I don't know many goals you can see it across the last two games.

I think it's about 15. This is Speed versus XQC. And you already know what I said at the beginning of this segment. XQC was not really having the greatest showcases in this, in this match. Speed to win it for YouTube All-Stars. Even the way he's sitting, like, it's just like, I just don't understand. There we go. Speed! No!

No! No! That's actually crazy. You know what? As far as blocking it, I think he did this job, but, like, if you look at it... Here we go. Speed! I think Speed was thinking he was going to dive to the left and right. Went to the middle, right? At XQC he was ready for it. But then the ball just popped up off him and then it was just game over.

Like I don't understand. And that's just a defeated man right there. And of course, speed went right into Messy's iconic celebration. But it gets in on the biggest day in side men history. Cambridges is everywhere. You gotta love it. So anyways, at the end of the day, I don't want to keep playing this because you already know what happened.

Like as far as the event, the sideman charity event, it was phenomenal and it was a huge success. And at the end of the day, they have to keep playing this. had 4.7 million raised and that was like as of March 8th so it's probably way more since then right and um all profits went to charity because it went to the BBC children in need in M7 education so and that was coming from sideman's charity Brightside so with that being said this is going to come out before March 14 so I wanted to put this up once more because I think they had the details. Special prizes, special bonus.

There we go. So essentially, I don't think, is that the one? Did they have the prizes? Am I tripping? I think they had like tech prizes for people who donated. Let me see. Okay, at the bright side. Okay.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to find it. I can't find it there. It's just GGs. But I just had it up. So anyways, yeah, just go back to the beginning because I can't find it. So essentially, um if you donate right you're going to be put into a prize pool where you can pull out rewards

um if you end up winning like if you donate you're going to be put into a prize pool right they're going to go at march 14th which is in two days right pick out somebody a lucky winner and then you're going to win something as far as a tech prize and i'm pretty sure like they had the graphic up so if you go back to the beginning of the segment i basically had it up pause so um that would give you a reward so that's basically that's all i wanted to get into Just wanted to get into a little bit of side men charity because of course it was all for charity. Such a great type of philanthropic type of event. And at the end of day, I mean, you have all of the prominent content creators such as I Show Speed, Mr. Bees and Kaisenat.

And that in itself is a W. So with that being said, click my link tree in my bio. Let me know one of my social medias. What do you think about the sidemen charity match? And also, are you going to enter to end up possibly winning? one of the tech prizes as far as this charity event.