Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "TAYLOR SWIFT MAKES HEADLINE NEWS AFTER BREAKING UP WITH JOE ALWYN"
Episode Date: April 19, 2023Linktree: https://linktr.ee/AnalyticEntertainment Tonight exclusively reported that the couple has called it quits, citing that their source called it "not dramatic," explaining that "the ...relationship had just run its course." ET's source also said that this is why Alwyn has not been seen at the Eras tour concerts. People also confirmed the news."Please think of the Swifties tonight we're spiraling," wrote one heartbroken fan and Twitter user.Journalist Hunter Harris first reacted to the ET exclusive on Twitter with an image, but she followed it up with another tweet of the Fates from Hercules captioned "snipping that invisible string."source: Rae Sremmurd Return With 'Sremm 4 Life' Album (yahoo.com)Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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Now, somebody tell me why Taylor Swift breaking up with some guy named Joe Alwyn made front page news.
Now, at this point, I really have to reconsider my power rankings of the most popular artists in the world.
Because let me tell you something, I don't think I've seen this much publicity for artists breaking up with some random.
And I'm not going to, I'm not like respectfully.
I don't know who Joe Alwin is.
So for Taylor Swift breaking up with some random guy
Making front page news to the point you think she dropped the whole entire album
That just shows the star power of Taylor Swift and I'm not a
A Swifty that's not like
Something that I claim you know I'm not part of the Swifties I think that's what the fan base calls himself
I'm a proud member of what the the barbs and who else? It's another one
The Beehive, yeah the Beehive and the Barbes you know I'm a proud member of them you know as a straight male
of course because you know sometimes they get there a little confused and i ain't no joe button so i just
had to set the record straight so anyways besides that this is not a gossip channel of course but we
have to get into the amount of publicity that taylor swift just generated from breaking up with a
random guy named joe all one now technically y'all know well y'all should know if y'all listen to
the pod my personal goat and he makes headlines whenever he goes out with random women but
is it to the point where every popular publication is putting out this like is the next thing
next best thing since sliced bread no i mean the most publicity that drake got from hanging out with
a random person was when he was hanging out with like a popular basketball player's mom
and and the way that they got that coverage was the helicopter going over the stadium while they
was having dinner like this was like two years ago don't ask me why i know this just know i cover hip-hop
and I'm a studio in the game.
So anyways, yeah, so that was the biggest time or the, yeah, that was the biggest moment
from Drake from just hanging out with a random celebrity because, you know, usually he's
hanging out with like the, what they call the A-listers.
Usually he gets publicity from hanging out with them and creating rumors, like the whole Drake
and Ice Spice rumor, not saying that Drake, not saying that Ice Spice is an A-list celebrity,
just saying that the whole controversy surrounding Drake unfollowing,
following Ice Spice on IG and then refollowing her after, you know, I guess she had another hit.
That was very publicized, but not to the point of, not to the heights of, or to the heights of Taylor Swift breaking up with this random guy.
Now, I keep saying random guy, and I say that respectfully, because I just personally don't know who Joe Arwin is.
He could be, like, one of the greatest musicians in, like, whatever genre he's in.
but a lot of people
was just saying they quote unquote
just was growing away
or something like that they said quote
the relationship had just run its course
and they said it's not dramatic
and what else
and they said it was
snipping that invisible string
so I guess they was already detached
and it was already going about their ways
living their own separate lives
and they ended up you know separated
which you know people grow apart all the time
and that's not bad thing.
You know, as long as you keep it cordial,
as long as you're respectful.
At the end of the day, you know,
the relationship was, you know how, like,
to compare it to sports,
you know how a sports team,
when they even win the conference championship,
they hang a banner,
and then the next year they could go like 0 and 30 in the season.
But that moment in time when they hung that banner,
that was a achievement
that can never be taken.
taken away. And for Joe Alwin, let me just say, I salute to you for keeping the cordial
because any other guy would probably have made a scene, sent out 30 million tweets about Taylor Swift
breaking up with him, released all the direct messages between him and Taylor Swift, like it could
have got messy with anybody else who wasn't as mature as Joe Alwin. And I don't know, man. I don't
know him. You know, I'm not caping for him at all. But all I'm saying,
as I haven't seen him come out of the woodworks saying like, no, this is not true.
She's lying.
We stood together.
You know, I didn't see no toxicity compared to what I'm usually used to seeing covering hip hop.
Shout out to Little Dirk in India.
But anyways, that's besides the point, man.
Click my link to you in my bio.
Let me know one of my social medias.
What do you think about Taylor Swift breaking up with Joe Alwin?
And do you even care?
