Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect - "THE MORNING ROUTINE"

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

Linktree: ⁠https://linktr.ee/Analytic⁠ In this segment of Notorious Mass Effect, Analytic Dreamz dives into the viral Twitter video featuring a guy’s unique morning routine. Analytic Dreamz reacts to the buzzworthy clip, breaking down its appeal and why it’s captivated audiences online. With sharp insights and authentic commentary, Analytic Dreamz explores the cultural impact of this trending moment. Tune in for a fresh take on what’s driving social media conversations, delivered straight from Analytic Dreamz on Notorious Mass EffectPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Okay, so of course, for the people watching after the fact, you're probably wondering what in the world is this type of reveal. Now, as far as my morning routine, it's very sacred. When I tell you all that is sacred, I mean very sacred to the point where me revealing this information to you, this sacred routine that gets my mind, body, and spirit aligned, right? Me revealing this information to you should not be taken at face value. Because of course, if you take it at face value, you're going to realize that your life could be changed by following this routine. And it's very serious. You know, as far as going through the monotony and enjoying it and enjoying the process because it's, you know, you got to trust the process, right? Let me just give you a little sneak peek on what I'm talking about.

Because, of course, a lot of people probably already figured out the direction I was going with this. But of course, I wanted to give you a little snapshot on how, on how my morning routine will be happening, right? So if you take a look with me with an analytic dreams video on Spotify to see the video along with the audio, I just want to give you a little synopsis of what my morning routine would consist of, right? You know, because of course, at the end of the day, this is very serious. My mind, body, and soul is aligned because of this morning routine. Now, of course, we're not joking at all. So this is a very serious matter.

So I want you all to take this with the amount of seriousness that I am. Right. So with that being said, let's go let's embark on this audio and video journey together. Once again, analytic, analytic dreams video on Spotify to see the video along with the audio if you're on podcast platforms. And also, you know, make sure to follow rate this five stars because of course I'm showing my sacred routine. Now, of course, let's get right into it. So anyways, 352 a.m. right?

So essentially, uh, this is what I'm going to be doing, right? I'm going to get up in the morning. Uh, you know put tape on my mouth for no reason because i don't like speaking in the morning right it's it's one of those things where to get my spirit aligned i can't speak at all because now it's throwing off everything else you know my equilibrium has to be in place has to be intact so i don't want to speak and mess that process up so i put tape on my mouth for no reason i wake up look at the mirror realize that i i need to be admitted to an insane asylum right kind of out of gotham badman type beat anyways so

so this man looking like a batman villain at a gotham asylum but that's besides the point let's start the video because this is very serious so 352 a.m this is what's looking like so as you can tell i've already taken the tape off of my mouth because of course i was playing a significant role in the morning routine now i'm brushing my teeth because guess what got to take care of your hygiene right let's keep going cracking open a bottle of who knows where i don't know what that is but it shows up frequently throughout this video so i'm just going to assume that it's an ad right so let's continue it's 354 a.m. currently take a little sip. All right. So I just want you to know these camera placements as a content creator to break the fourth wall right quick watching content

changes when you become a content creator because now instead of watching the final product, you are always wondering how to process when or how they went about the process. So right here, if you pause it, 4 a.m. who in the world is recording him? Who's recording him right now? Because as you see, This is one shot. This is a completely different shot. That means the camera had to move to follow him into the other room. So ladies and gentlemen, of course, as a content creator, I keep reiterating that because that's why I'm breaking it down,

the way I'm breaking it down. To set up a camera in certain spots and then to walk and then walk back to the camera is essentially the untold stories of a content created because people don't realize that at some point, this feels like an out-of-body experience trying to capture these moments. Okay, let me walk. to this location place the camera there walk all the way back to where I was and then walk to that camera again so it could record me walking in that area right very insane let's

keep going it's 4 a.m ladies and gentlemen this is my morning routine please please take this with the seriousness that I'm delivering it with all right all right so I open the door got to get some push-ups in I don't know what those sound effects are just to make sure I know y'all hear those sound effects insanity it is four seven seven 17 a.m. And this man is in the little knowledge exposition. Anyways, let's keep going. All right. So he is now at his desk. 4.38 a. This is a snapshot on what my morning routine will look like. Please take this of seriousness. All right. 4.40 a.m. Mm-hmm. He's writing it to his book. You really have to articulate your thoughts, not verbally, but through the journal.

because when you write it down, it's 10 times more likely to become true. And I garnered that fact from out my PG podcast. But let's just say, I pull that out of, you know what, university. Let's keep going. So I got a little sermon in. And this is the ultimate epitome of what engagement farming looks like. What in the actual Michael Jackson is he doing? doing now all jokes aside i looked at this hold on let's actually look it up because i want to be kind of

informative with this whole breakdown because this is very serious so anyways diving face into bowl of ice water benefits we're trying to look this up on the spot all right ladies and gentlemen let me tell you something so what he's doing right now is to not be taken as comedic value right this is very serious 5.9 a.m he's diving his face in a bull in a bowl full of water and not only is it full of water is full of ice water so it has a lot of ice in the water which makes it insanely cold i just wanted to clarify that anyways so technically this is this has a lot of benefits right so reducing inflammation and puffiness you know some of y'all walking around like miss puff off a sponge bob right this could help right here dive your

face into a bowl of water every single day at 549 a.m and you may shrink your face now of course am i a doctor no but did i just look up the benefits of diving your face into a bowl of ice water yes i did so also it boost circulation so if you want to know as far as after you pull your face out right the blood rushes back to the area because you know it has a potential to improve skin tone and giving a natural glow over time three the third uh benefit right it enhances mood and alertness so some of y'all just thought he was doing this for comedic value which at the same time you know i still am i still think this man is a comedic genius currently because this is going crazy like i don't think y'all understand i don't think this is his video this is

somebody else posting his video and it has 398 million views ladies and gentlemen this was post this was posted march 20th 2025 you're watching one of the most influential videos that we've seen in quite some time on the internet anyways let's keep going so also it may improve skin health Some claims it tightens porous temporarily and reduces oilness. So with that being said, as black folks, we got to be, you know, we got to have it heart to heart. As far as the other ethnicities, I don't think y'all understand. So, BET has a lot of shows, has a lot of movies.

If you look at old BET movies, it seems like they could have used this routine. And that's why I'm going to leave it at because I don't want my black card take it. All I'm going to say is my brothers and sisters, our faces be oily sometimes. Anyways, let's keep going. So the fifth relief is stress, right? Of course, this whole thing is to embody stress relief. So it's practicing the aspects of cold therapy, like Wim Hofstall breathing exposure, which can lower cortisol levels and help you feel calmer after the initial shock.

So ladies and gentlemen, after two hours of my morning routine, I've already showcased a plethora of ways that you can improve your life. Anyways, let's keep going. So this is kind of how my daily routine will look, right? So we keep going. 6.01 a.m., and he's showing us him putting on his shorts. That's all I got for you.

Let's keep going. Got to make sure the zippers are working. Got the shoes. I don't know what that is. I got to put on the bracelet, the watch. You got to showcase you got money. Because even though we showcasing how to improve your life, I always got a flaunt on the broke boys.

out there you know what I'm saying I anyway let's keep going 617 a.m. he is officially now leaving the house this man got up at 3.52 a.m. and at 6.20 a.m. he is now leaving the house. Waking up three hours early just to do all that is insanity but we're going to keep going. All right you got a little keypad hopefully I can see the pass code he is now currently running so this is the favorite this is my favorite part of this video i ain't gonna lie to you as far as having different angles right because who's recording that and who picked up that camera after he went up the elevator let's keep going so he's running yep that's another angle right another angle another angle another angle ladies and gentlemen he's walking all over the place he's backtracking like an old

school RPG right so let's keep going 731 a i don't know what that does to improve your life ain't on lie to you let's keep going all right 8 a.m Even the workers are helping them out. They're like, hey, this man crazy. Let me get on his good side. That's what they're saying to themselves. All right, let's keep going. All right.

Now, okay. Let me, let me try to approach this with some type of seriousness. 8.45 a.m. he's rubbing his face with banana pills. Let me just, let me just write this in right quick. Banana peels rubbing, let me see, rubbing on face benefits. Because this is, this has to be something. Like, I ain't no way. My brother in Christ.

Ain't no way. You're rubbing a banana pill on your face. I mean, the jokes write themselves. Imagine stereotypes. Imagine the stereotypes after seeing this video. It's going to be insane. So anyways, banana peels and rubbing it on your face does have a lot of benefits, ladies and gentlemen.

And what are those benefits? Well, I'm glad you ask. So technically, moistureation, you know, banana peels contain natural oils, potassium, and other content such as, well, It all helps with temporarily hydrating dry skin is not a deep fix, but it could feel soothing at the moment. So even the internet is letting you know, hey, you're a little insane for implementing this strategy. But hey, it doesn't have negative effects. So have that it.

Right. So let's keep going on. This man's doing this for absolutely no reason. All right. So who in the world laid that bow down? Who put that bow there? I just want to know my brother or sister. You need a raise because.

putting a bowl down in front of a grown man to put his face in at some point i'm just going to think to myself you know what what could i've done with that time i used to fill up the bowl with water and ice to set it down let a grown man dive his face into it and then take it away from him like the amount of things that could have been accomplished in that span of time and you're substituting that for doing this but you know to each his own maybe he's getting a bag to do it maybe he's getting like five thousand in a month to do this exact action right here so you never know so let's keep going this is 9.06 a.m. mind all righty. Who is he talking to?

Who is he talking to? He ain't say what type of profession? What type of profession is this this man said? Oh no, hold on hold on. I was like the mic setup. You know what I mean a little meta on a mic set up pause but uh 915 a.m he's letting somebody know that he he got to do better. Go ahead and get in the least 10,000.

So looking at it bro, we gotta go ahead and get in at least 10,000. At least 10,000. Like I don't know if he's talking about pushing. I don't know if he's talking about books. I don't know if he's talking about jail time. Like how, he's talking about 10,000 minutes in jail, 10,000 minutes in the library.

Like, you know, there's this thing called 10,000 hours. What is it, 10,000? Yeah, 10,000 hours by Malcolm Gladwell, which is one of the greatest reuse of all time. I ain't on my teeth. And, you know, maybe he was referring to that. He was like 10,000 because I keep using that for every single metric. Because let me tell you, you have to put at least 10,000 hours to become a master

at your craft so anyways let's keep going 19 17 a.m. ladies and gentlemen and he's accomplished I'm gonna be nice and I'm just like he accomplished very little let's keep going all right breakfast is being served yeah so so polite with the

thank you you know what I mean that's my favorite part of video I ain't not to you got to thank the servicers the service workers out there because of course they can always spend your food always keep that mind always keep that fact in mind whenever your aunties or uncles are acting up at your local restaurant, right? They could literally put the nastiest hawk tour in your meal. And guess what?

They're going to hawk tour you to the hospital. Anyways, let's keep on. So now 26 a.m. and he has finished his day. Ladies and gentlemen, this is insanity. Now, the reason I brought this up is because, like I said, one of the most impactful videos I've seen on the internet in quite some time, 398 million views it was released. As of me releasing this video, March 22nd,

it was released on March 20th. Now, as far as virality and impacting the masses notoriously, pun intended, this video is a prime example on marketing one-on-one. What did he have throughout this entire video? Whatever this is, Ceratone, I don't know what that is. You know, this is not, they didn't pay me. I'm just covering this video because the comedic value is through the roof. I ain't a lot to you, whether he's being serious or not,

the comedic values through the roof all i got to say to this gentleman is you did a phenomenal job at promoting whatever this bottle is because i've seen people picking up this bottle in uh preparation to cover your uh morning routine a lot of people are putting you know what something's viral a lot of people copy it copy it right i mean i even deal with it uh at the notorious mass effect and definitely not doing 398 million in two days right so this is another brother who saw this video and got inspired so let's watch his video right i'm not gonna pause it because this is insanity i think i think it's a it's a slightly different version i just can't tell what's like what's different yet seems like he's really copying the other video to the tea now that's a bucket now he got a bucket right

that ain't no lie to you okay i don't think i don't think that's exactly what he was eating but you know it's close close enough okay hey yo this is my favorite part because this is how our this is how our this is how all Playboy Cardi fans at insanity. Why does Trusky follow that one? Who's doing this? No, he's getting that lift. You getting that lifting. Yeah, that's, uh, that's a morning routine if I haven't seen one, man.

I ain't on my teeth. Oh, that's crazy. So at all, so all intents and purposes, let me just tell you all, this is absolute comedy. There's a lot more out there that's copying this man's morning routine. But this man started a whole wave that I don't even, that's like bigger than him at this moment. because this wave is insanity the morning routine wave is going to be talked about for quite some time

because like i said the impact on social media twitter alone posted march 20th 398 million views in just two days so with that being said for the people watching after the fact and for the people watching live make sure to click my link to my bio follow me on my social medias and also let me know What is your morning routine like and what is your favorite thing to do in the morning? That's the equivalent of rubbing your face with a banana pill.