And That's Why We Drink - E217 A Mantis Manifesto and a Serial Killer's Dentist
Episode Date: April 4, 2021If you see a praying mantis while listening to this episode, cover it's ears! Because this week in episode 217, Em takes us on a deep and disturbing dive into the world of praying mantis aliens (segoo...-ing from the evil dark lord mantis from Laura Clarke's story last week). Then Christine brings us her first two-parter ever with part one of heavy hitter Richard Ramirez. Also, remember to be on the lookout for large bugs in robes... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Just go to Canva.me/ATWWD to get your FREE 45-day extended trial! Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at warbyparker.com/DRINKThis podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and And That’s Why We Drinklisteners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/DRINKGo to FLEXFITS.com/DRINK and use code DRINK for 20% off Flex Disc Starter Kits—or 10% off your first Flex Cup—PLUS free U.S. shipping!Use coupon code DRINK for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com
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hello christine fresh emothy oh that almost rhymed a little bit how are you doing on this
fine and that's why we drink day slash night thank you well i'm um i it's april fools technically
when we're recording this and i didn't think to fool you but i did wake up and blaze said it's
snowing outside and i was like haha and i thought he was fucking with me and then sorry i swore
already in the first two minutes and then i went to the window and looked out and there was literally
snow on the ground i'm so angry it was 75 degrees a few days ago. And I'm thrown for a loop. I'm cold again. I turned the heat back on.
What's happening? I don't know. I'm not loving it. How are you? Well, I woke up really early today.
What? Why? Is that a... Oh, you're fooling me. No, I'm saying... Well, I guess in a way I'm
fooling myself because my version of early is not anyone else's early.
So no one would pity me.
Basically, I am a walking fool, whether or not someone tries to prank me today.
But you don't need to.
OK, leave us alone.
We already know we're fools.
You don't need to make a point of it.
I did wake up at like 930, which was tough for me.
That's early to me.
OK, you and I are on the same page.
We both know i
function better in the middle of the night so going to bed at four and then waking up at nine
doesn't feel great and so i did wake up thinking you must be fucking joking like to the skies oh
no i miss the times when we would record in person and bring starbucks except part of me misses it
but part of me doesn't because it was really, oh, you have Starbucks.
Oh, well, then get away from me.
Actually, this is knockoff Starbucks.
I'm just using the cup.
Oh, I was like,
it doesn't look like any Starbucks drink
I've seen before, but no judgment.
But I do miss those days.
It was so much fun.
It was like a little hangout
with a picnic and snacks.
I know.
And we never actually recorded.
We would sit there for five hours
and then be like, well, I guess we can record tomorrow. Like it was just a nightmare. We would just have fun.
We would just have fun. We would just have fun. And then so much stress, but fun at the first
half. So thank God Eva's around. I mean, I don't know how exactly that fits in, but I do feel like
at least someone else is holding us accountable. I agree. And I think having the doing this over zoom means we have
to actually set a time like we have to show up on the computer. So it's been actually kind of nice
to have a schedule where we know we're going to be done at a certain time, which is good, because
today I'm getting my second COVID vaccine in a few hours. I'm very happy for you. I am still
sitting here zero for zero and these empty arms free these empty vessels of mine those biceps
haven't been juiced up well eva's have yesterday she managed to get on there so you better hurry
it up dude i know now that both of you now that both of you are at least ahead of me in the vaccine
race i'm feeling a little fomo um but also we were just talking about this i have an incredible fear
which i'm willing to get through but i have
an incredible fear that the vaccine is really gonna just wreck me like like the the second one
how people have been saying that the second one is really bad i just have a feeling within me that
i'm one of those people i tried to comfort em and i was like hey you know a lot of people don't get
sick and like uh you know i think it'll be fine at least you know it'll be gone in a few hours
and em was not having it they were like it's not gonna feel good and so i'm not happy about it
well i also feel like my my time is due i feel like i because the last time i even had a minimal
cold was flu rida which was march we named an entire state after your illness so like that's
how bad that's how well you know what, dramatic it was for poor Amethy.
You know, it's weird about Florida, though.
That was March 13th, 2019.
And then March 13th, 2020 was the day the pandemic of lockdown.
What are you doing to us?
So this March 13th, I was really white knuckle in it, hoping that something wasn't going
to happen.
Luckily, nothing did.
I just glanced at my calendar.
Okay, good.
We've made it through but since i haven't i
literally have not been sick at all for two years i am terrified that the world is going to be like
you've had your time in the sun let's bring you down okay but the thing with this is not it's
not a real illness like you're having some reaction to the shot but like it'll like it's
not gonna like last for more than a day or two like it's gonna be gone
i know good part i know but it'll be it'll just be a taste it'll just be a taste of whatever karma
is coming my way that's all good i mean i'll text you tomorrow because my when i got the first one
it kicked my butt and like that's not even supposed to really happen but my immune system's
so shot and screwed up that like it just freaks out so uh it sucked so i'm getting the second one
and it's gonna probably be bad so at least you're doing it on a friday so like that's why i scheduled
it for it was supposed to be went uh tuesday of this week which is the day before recording and
i was like not happening not happening i'll tell you right now whenever i get my shot the next day
next two days i i don't you don't know who I am. I am. Oh, yeah.
Do not worry. I'm away. So I will be MIA as well, out of the office, as they say, and just in bed.
So don't worry. Well, I'm very happy for you. I'm very happy for you. Thank you. I mean,
I'm just glad that things are rolling along here for a lot of people. And finally, finally seeing some light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh, and can I say one thing real quick that I keep meaning to mention and I haven't yet?
So Em and I recently did a gift opening video.
Well, a few with Eva.
Many.
Many.
And I recorded those over Zoom.
And so I have to get those edited and put up.
I haven't done that yet because
you know oh is that is that it is that the uh no there's one more thing i want to mention but
so just to let you know they're not not all of them are up yet but we're working on it um oh yeah
and i wanted to say thank you because uh so many people a sent great gifts that m and eva opened
on their end in burbank and then i was like really surprised because i had quite a few boxes here in cincinnati and i was like oh my gosh people send them
directly to me like i wondered what they are and they were a lot of them were just so kind and like
thoughtful and uh the one that's like every single night gets me like sort of teared up which usually
is after some wine but that's besides the point is yeah it's blanket? Yeah, it's the blanket. It's on my little blanket
ladder and it just makes me emotional. So the ATWWD Stitchers group, which is, I guess they'd
crochet and knit and all that good stuff. And it's, I think, a Facebook group. And they, so I
opened this beautiful like lemon, like handmade blanket. It was like all these lemon squares and
like so cute. And I was like, wow, somebody made this. And then I read the note and it was like all these lemon squares and like so cute um and i was like wow somebody made
this and then i read the note and it was all these different people everybody sent one square in that
they made for the blanket and then somebody put them all together for me as like a i don't know
like a gift yeah like a beautiful gift from everybody um after the like the whole miscarriage
video and so i was just so i don't know it was just so kind and like, I was so taken aback
and had no idea this was going to happen.
So just want to say thank you to everybody who was involved in that and who wrote a nice
note, who took the time to mail, like from Australia, even like a square in to put, make
this blanket.
And I'm just very thankful.
So there's something different about it than just a normal random act of kindness it feels like yeah i think because it was such a global collective project random act of kindness
that so many people like rallied together for something you didn't even know was going on
but it really was so sweet i remember seeing it being like i don't know what the story to this is
but that's one of a kind it was like jaw drop it and it's so beautiful i mean i was amazed and i
was like wow i have zero talent again i'm reminded every day but wow it was and then uh the our pals on patreon like made
gave us some really great gifts and donations i mean we're just uh really thankful and we don't
deserve you all that's my that's my message that if you weren't a part of it uh some lovely lovely lovely folks i think it was 85 of them because i
was counting but uh they had they put together a listeners episode but it was instead of people
sending in listener stories about you know ghosts and all that the listeners wrote in stories about
how and that's why we drink was important to them and then the the two uh patreon folks who
were running it they filmed themselves
and looked like they were doing a podcast they were impersonating us and they were doing like
all of our like mannerisms which i didn't even know i did some of them but i realized it when
when they did it and um and then at the end a la original old school listeners episodes when we
used to read all the patreon names at the end. Oh, yeah.
They read all the people who contributed in some way to the video. And it was so sweet.
I just sat there in awe. I sat next to Eva who was crying. Like it was it was a very it was emotional experience. So thank you, everyone. Those are just two highlights. But we got
Yeah, we got a lot of kind gifts and letters and cards. I mean, we're just thankful for you. And
I feel like it's hard to kind of express that sometimes because we're, we open them
by ourselves and you don't see it necessarily.
So I should also mention now, I, I, in, in the one day of us opening gifts, I got three
menches on benches.
So, which apparently and asked for, we don't even remember, which I'm cool with.
I mean, one of them is hanging out right there.
One of them is in the
living room i mean like it's fine but uh we've if you were planning if you were like i really
gotta get a new mention on the bench for m i'm good but thank you m also ate the last of the
caramel apple lollipops and i said you spoke too soon because we're doing a gift video and lo and
behold more caramel apple lollipops so i now have two new uh brand new bags of caramel apple pops so funny it's one of those things i'm just never gonna
get rid of in my life and i'm okay with that yeah you've cursed us in like the best way i don't know
uh so yes thank you for mentioning that thank you so much to everyone who sent us anything
it's just really cool and special if you would like to send anything in the future you can send
it to 1920 hillhurst ave number 2655, Los Angeles, California, 90027.
Or Christine also has her own P.O. box.
I don't know it.
It's on our website, though.
Oh, OK.
If you want to send anything specific to Christine.
But yeah.
So we're not saying send us presents, but it is.
It was just really special.
Send us presents.
Well, M is.
But not caramel apple lollipops because we have enough for now
we'll tell you when we run out we're grateful we're very grateful very grateful just taking
the time to appreciate you yes so that's all my updates but cool well i got a story for you i
don't know actually i don't have too much of a story but an info dump if you will yes um and
it's just because our the last episode that we did,
just to jog your memory.
Oh my God.
Are we supposed to talk about the fact that we just hung out with
Terry Carnation?
I was going to say,
are you talking about how we literally met Rainn Wilson?
Okay.
Yeah.
We're just going to skate right past that.
Wait a minute.
We literally got to zoom with Rainn Wilson.
We sure did.
I don't know how else to even like express that to you and then and then as if the divine were were here for us ironic because they're also going to kick my ass
with the vaccine but they they bestowed upon us a second chance and we also instagram lived with
them so we've now spoken to rain wilson twice in our lives what is happening that we like we don't deserve any of this so we're just so humbled this week very this definitely the most exciting thing we've
ever done probably will ever do and uh thank you everyone uh i must i'm speaking prophetically
because i don't know yet because we're filming this we're recording this the day that that
episode comes out right so i
don't know how you'll react to it but i'm just gonna assume it's positive and i'm gonna say now
thank you so much for all the warm kind words and if you a lot to us yeah and if you saw like oh we
have a guest episode and you're like i'm gonna skip it it's really fun it's really short it's uh
terry carnation played by rain wilson so if you're like i don't know who that is um it's worth
checking out he's so funny and like one of like, I don't know who that is, it's worth checking out. He's so funny.
And like one of our actual heroes, like, you know, the character is a character.
But like in reality, also, we were like fangirling out and fan-thaying out.
I don't know how you say that.
Fan-peopling out.
Fan-humanizing out.
I don't know.
And so it was just really cool.
So if, you know, check it out.
Let us know what you thought. We had a good time. We don't ever really have guests, as just really cool so if you know check it out let us know what you
thought we had a good time we don't ever really have guests as you know so this was very special
yeah all of a sudden we we got the opportunity to an email just slips through like do you want
to talk to rain wilson and i was like i sure do i sure do i couldn't answer because i do that thing
where i immediately close out everything all the tabs in my head when something comes in like that so it took me like six hours and I was like I mean yeah I do does
anyone need to actually ask me that the answer is yes my wow I was like Eva this is just an early
April Fools joke yes I thought so too um so thank you to everyone for who tunes into that episode
it was very very special to us and uh and then the final thing i have to update
everyone on is by now the escape room is up and i had such a fucking miserable week if you were to
ask me why i drank this week that was going to be my answer because i i if you recall back during
our 200th episode i surprised everyone with an escape room a lot of people fucking hate me now
because of that escape room because including me apparently pretty pretty tricky not everyone can
facetime m during the escape room to ask for hints well i recognize my privilege in that way so well
and then because during that 200th episode i also said i want to make this a more of a thing for
patreon people or some some paraphrasing of that where i want to make that a perk where if you are part
of our patreon every i said quarter so every three months you'll get a new escape room from me and so
three months have come and i have made another escape room it is on patreon um it is harry price
themed and uh i hope that you have fun with it. And because I also recognize Christine's privilege in being able to just ask me things.
I don't always get an answer, to be clear,
but I can ask.
For all next week, I'm going to have different times
where I'll at least have my DMs open,
but there'll be like an hour each day that I post about
where people can just reach out to me
and I can help you along the way.
All right, catch me in there then,
because I'm sure I'll need it so anyway uh and this is coming and i'm saying this for the next week so
you know what whatever april 4th to 11th or whatever i'll let you know but thank you to
everyone who is participating in that moving on to our story slash info dump
are you there yeah okay i was like do you not want to hear it no i
just i don't i know we already you already said and i yelled yay and i don't want to oh okay
pretend i'm surprised again since i already heard it wouldn't have hurt my ego but that's fine
yay what an info dump holy crap i never even believed believed such a thing could happen to me today
no i know okay so to jog your memory from last week we covered the abduction of laura clark
um it was a real shit show she has been through a lot and uh one of her memories beyond just
hanging out with the grays hanging out yikes with the greys for many many many many decades of
her life one of the characters that she happened to see during this was this massive like six foot
completely black praying mantis about that and uh she said that she could tell telepathically that
it was like the leader of the group when she was on board and she got the immediate without even having looked at him yet full body experience of complete dread why
did you make me yell oh i'm so excited before you told me this i'm sorry um you're not a bit okay
so i was like well i want to dig more into that And so I want to see like, what is it about a praying mantis that felt evil or something?
So I ended up looking up mantis aliens, which is a thing apparently.
I don't appreciate it.
Well, buckle up.
Great.
We are going to go straight into surprisingly very little information I could find on mantis
aliens.
But most of this episode is just going to be quick stories of people who have experienced these beings.
So the first thing I'm going to say, this is from,
this is according to a researcher named Dr. Boylan.
And Dr. Boylan, when describing these creatures,
said that they have long, faces and long narrow eyes and
the eyes slant up and down uh very much like an insect what makes them look even more like
praying mantises uh this is a quote from dr boylan they have extremely thin long torsos
long extremely thin arms which are usually crooked at the sharp bend at the mid joint
and with the hand and fingers sloping almost vertically
downward from the wrist so imagine that these little fellas these puppies are arms like forearms
stop it you know i don't like this and legs also bent at an almost right angle at the mid joint
creating a crouched pose the overall effect is the characteristic praying mantis look.
It should be noted that the experiencers feel that this type is no insect,
but rather an intelligent, sometimes gentle-spirited,
and jerky-moving human life-like form.
They are both males and females.
What about non-binaries, Dr. Boylan?
Nope.
Apparently not.
And they are usually described as standing at six to seven feet tall um so that was a full quote from from dr boylan but just to
give you a a quicker definition they are often dark brown or green sometimes they're black they
have a segmented exoskeleton a lot of reports um from people who have been abducted they've said that
they see some sort of weird oily substance coated all over them so they look really shiny but other
people have described it as metallic looking so they think that their skin might be just like
kind of like a exoskeleton i'm thinking like a beetle how like they're yes yes yes because also
a lot of people have said that their experiences with praying mantis aliens, they also were hanging out with an alien that felt very beetle-like.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay. Weird.
And a lot of times these creatures are in robes.
Sometimes they are.
Nude.
But I think the...
Scandalous.
I think the robes are maybe an indicator of a higher rank.
I'm not going to lie.
It is slightly comical i
don't be mad at me man to seize but it is comical to picture a large bug in a robe that makes me
feel a little better it's more comical to see a large bug in a rope and then another large bug
without a rope because it implies that one of it implies that they need to be closed yeah you're
right or that it means something to cover up yeah yeah. Yeah, that's true. So weird.
Really, if you're thinking of a praying mantis, you're probably spot on in the characteristic.
Yeah, I picture it.
I hate it.
It just looks like a humanoid praying mantis.
And this alien is not only called a mantis alien, sometimes it's called a mantidian or a mantis man.
Okay.
The mantis men are after me so there are several theories as to where they even come from most people i mean i'm just i would just run with the group that says that
they're aliens okay but another theory is that their insect-like nature actually implies that
they're from earth originally because they look so much
like a creature that's already here right i like to think of it in the reverse of like maybe praying
mantises are just little versions of them from space oh my god that's a really good point now
in my head i'm thinking maybe praying mantis bugs on earth are just tiny little like first years and like they're they're doing their
trainings yeah oh my gosh how interesting the the bigger they get or the longer they're here the more
evolved they become okay well now you're extra freaking me out okay by the way if anyone's
listening to this and you spot a praying mantis cover its ears because i am giving away its secrets
and you spot a praying mantis cover its ears because i am giving away its secrets um also some people do think that because insects have been around forever they if they were alien in
any way or like that little theory i just had of like maybe they are super intelligent or something
since insects have been here forever they have had a lot of time to evolve and that's why some
of them have reached this ascension of this high intelligence.
And they don't even live on our planet anymore.
A praying mantis in a robe run away.
It's evolved to an evil state.
If you see a praying mantis, take a picture of it and Photoshop a robe on it and then show it to him and put it on his vision board.
And that's...
Oh, he can manifest!
A mantis manifesting. i love that a mantis man who's manifesting his mantis man oh that's kind of sweet so a lot of people do
like to back up their argument with the fact that the oldest insect fossil is around 400 million
years old a cool 400 million yikes so that would give bugs if they've been around for 400 million years old a cool 400 million yikes so that would give bugs if they've been around for
400 million years you think what have you know humans done the time they've been here but if
bugs have had 400 million years to evolve then there's no reason to assume that they haven't
achieved greater heights than we're aware of that's heinous but thank you it's pretty terrifying
a lot of people think that that includes advanced
technology and so they're actually maybe they're not in the sky maybe they are living amongst us
but they have this technology we're not aware of that keeps them invisible and so there's just
giant praying manchester's all around or some shit like that feels very q anani but yeah a little bit
there's also this one is very fun,
there's, I think, a group of people,
it seems like it's a catch-all
for, like, indigenous people in South Africa.
They're called
Khoisans?
K-H-O-I-S-A-N.
Khoisans? No idea.
Okay, well, one thing that's really
cool about their group is that
they say that the praying mantis was the first creature on the planet.
Interesting.
I didn't even heard that.
Essentially, it feels like it sounds very godlike and that it gave us animals.
It gave us fire.
It gave us all the things we need to sustain ourselves.
The mantis did.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
A praying mantis.
And apparently, I thought this was funny, too. The praying mantis created the moon by throwing a gallbladder into the sky.
Oh.
Was this gallbladder retrieved in a positive way?
That's a great question.
I don't know where the gallbladder came from.
But I'm hoping he just kind of like did his mantis magic and kind of just summoned
it or something yeah he didn't just like find someone sleeping and like cut out their gallbladder
throw it into space of all things though like why a gallbladder if you're gonna pull anything and
make it the moon i wonder if it looks like a moon like there must be some connection that they would
say gallbladder i don't know gallbladder this is a big mistake um this is a big mistake
this is a big mistake good luck to you oh it's only diagrams does it look like a moon
short answer no okay so it's changed over time much like the mantis event i guess
yeah maybe yeah maybe it's evolved into a planet or not a planet. Fucking rock. A big fucking rock.
Forget it.
It's just it's like it's like Lemon.
He's just like a really petrified gallbladder.
It's just really come far in his existence.
Also, he glows bright white for for light years.
Also, I don't recommend if you're not like in medicine or not used to this kind of thing.
Don't Google gallbladder photo because instead of just a normal photo, they just show you like bad ones that you don't want if you're not like in medicine or not used to this kind of thing don't google gallbladder photo because instead of just a normal photo they just show you like bad ones that you
don't want to see i can't remember what it was i just had to look something up that was really
really awful for my internet algorithm oh i forget what it was it was something where i was embarrassed
i was like is it q anon well that was something else i was embarrassed about being on my computer
i don't remember what it was i'll have to think about it and let you know but i remember thinking
like this is really bad that that sounds really awful oh well i guess then i don't have anything
to complain about it was one of those things where like it actually wasn't bad but completely out of
context it looks horrid um okay so yeah so people think or some people think that the praying mantis was actually the first ever creature, which I think is part of the argument of like, some people say that the praying mantis was even potentially, you know, God or the first creation on Earth.
There's insect, there's proof of insects from 400 million years ago and actually there are even petroglyphs
that may be up to 40 000 years old of praying mantises and even creepier is that because that
wasn't creepy but i'll tell you how to make it creepy apparently that those drawings that could
be up to 40 000 years old had weird little circles drawn all over their limbs.
And I think researchers are saying
that it implies that they were humanoid versions.
It's like, it's a total like theory.
Like there's no proof of this,
but the circles on the limbs imply
that there was more of a roundness to them
on their extremities.
So like feet and hands and things like that.
Ew. And so it just, for the people who think that a praying mantis may be like have been walking this earth
for over 400 million years has highly evolved itself and there's proof of potential humanoid
praying manti from all the way then it's it goes with the theory of like there are praying mantis
aliens and even you know people 40000 years ago were running into them.
That's definitely scientifically exactly what I was thinking.
Right?
Well, apparently the carvings that they've been talking about or the drawings they've been talking about, these petrographs.
Petrographs?
Am I saying it right?
Petroglyph?
Petroglyphs.
Yeah, I know I was saying it wrong. They apparently suggest that this creature, which, by the way, is a bug,
it was in a stance where it looked a lot like the, quote,
squatting man motif, which has been seen in a whole bunch of carvings all over.
Oh, interesting.
The lawnmower man decided that my window was where he needed to be.
I don't love every time.
I tell you this every time, but, like, we'll be recording,
and I can't hear it from my end, so all of sudden m will like freeze and look behind them like really quickly and i
feel like someone's about to murder you in front of me it's i thought i was i heard what i thought
was a chainsaw behind me so i was a little terrible okay this time fine i'll give it to you
but anyway so yeah the the petroglyph looks like uh this weird stance that a bunch of other drawings from all over the world from thousands
of years ago have been seen as drawing but it's a this one's a bug so I wonder too if like you
know how sometimes they would give I mean I don't know this for a fact but I feel like I've seen
where they would give human characteristics to creations or I don't know beings that they
looked up to or like thought of as a higher status like not
necessarily it looked that way but maybe they were applying human characteristics to like an animal
or to an insect or something like that like maybe it was just representative of like symbolic
how they perceived this praying mantis as like godlike I don't know I went to one exhibit at
the Cincinnati Museum Center about the mayans now i'm like
suddenly i think i'm some sort of expert so just probably ignore me yes that's exactly what a lot
of the researchers were talking about which is like anthropomorphize yes thank you sorry that
was a dumb way of saying literally the word well the only way i ever think of anthropomorphizing
now is because when i learned about it in social psychology the example they gave us was how like if you look at the front of a car, you can see a face with like the two lights and the bumper and all that.
And so now every time I think of anthropomorphizing anything, I just think of like little cars.
Herbie fully loaded?
Like with the flat, the little eyelashes on the headlights and stuff.
I hate that.
It freaks me out so much.
But anyway, you are completely right that that people are saying
maybe they were just anthropomorphizing things that they had seen near them but other people
happens when you go to museums kids oh the one time the one time uh also so this is where it
gets a little wilder um a lot of people say that since bugs have been around since before the
dinosaurs they have had like how i was saying earlier with the evolution, they have had a lot of time to really perfect their advanced technology.
And they've also had time to perfect their own awareness of themselves.
And therefore, their technology and themselves are heightened in a way that we can never match unless we're also around for 400 million years.
Which, like, the rate we're going we won't be
but no and i i feel like i keep saying ew because it's like my instant reaction but i really i
recognize how like stupidly ignorant that is because if anybody if any other creature or
alien being were to think of humans evolving to what we've become they'd be like ew big ew big
fat ew i am a human and i'm like ew exactly so i i get it but also i think it's just
an inane innate reaction of like i think humans and bugs evolutionarily don't necessarily get
along super well i also just don't like bugs so i and i don't like the idea of being abducted by
aliens so combine the combo not good the two to me is something i don't really like um i just don't
want to come in contact with it i like how you say i don't like bugs and i say evolutionarily speaking humans and
insects like i don't know why i can't just are a woman in stem and you know what you're talking
about and i i just don't like bugs oh my god did i ever tell you about the time that when i my ex
she was a bio major in college and so one of her classes was
like all she had to do was catch bugs all yes and she literally for a year i my girlfriend would
have to walk around with her in her sticking out of her backpack like the day one of that class
they all got butterfly nets and oh my god and the professor was like you have to have this with you everywhere
you go because you never know when you're going to find a really cool bug and so for a year we
just i would walk around all the time with her carrying a butterfly net and you never knew what
you were going to find and then their final project was like showing all the bugs that they
had collected it was awful that's sad are you killing all those poor bugs i look no comment all i didn't like it to begin with let's just
put it that way yeah on many levels um so because so many people think i think that i think it's um
not the craziest argument to think if things have been around for 400 million years they've had a
lot of time to grow that makes sense to me but then it starts morphing into some stuff i don't totally agree
with where uh they were it turns basically into the aliens either creating or coexisting with the
reptilians and for those of you who don't know there's a lot of people out there who think that
like lizards live under the ground they're like humanoid lizards who are in charge of the earth
named hillary clinton named hillary clinton yeah it become i have no doubt that there's some q anon people who
believe in like praying mantis aliens living amongst us not to say the people who are not
in q anon also think that but yeah it really starts to very quickly get into oh well if they
are bugs with higher intelligence then they're they've also created other creatures
to be their minions and do their bidding and and take care of us conspiracy theory like yeah almost
fear-mongering type of yeah immediately and their uh their advanced technology apparently includes
them being able to now shape shift and go invisible at will um oh so now you for all you know they're
around listening to you all the time and if you're lucky and you catch them in the middle of them not
camouflaging those are the stories people have witnessed of great mantis aliens you have to catch
an enlightened one because then you'll just see a robe floating around and you're like, what is that? It's his invisibility cloak.
Yeah, you'll be like, why does that robe have six arms?
Oh, no.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't know how many arms a praying mantis has.
Probably not six.
Why are your thighs going backwards in a robe?
God, you're bending the wrong way.
Oh, my God.
So in many abduction stories, people have said that these mantis aliens appear to be at the top of their
hierarchy and they're supervising others um a lot of people have said they've never seen them
outside of the ship and so they're not usually the one that does the direct kidnapping or abducting
of people they just happen to be on the ship all the time maybe that's for the best like maybe
let's leave those guys out of sight out of mind for a little while it also i wonder what the conspiracy theories follow of like of like oh
well you never the only time you can see them on the only time you can see them is when they're
on the ship because when they're not on the ship they've been following you invisible or something
like yeah i wonder how how wild it gets but people have only ever been able to see them
for the most part at least when they're being abducted they've only been able to see them for the most part, at least when they're being abducted,
they've only been able to see them on the ship.
Also,
there's a lot of reports of them being able to give off a calm energy if
they want to,
that they seem like they want to protect earth and they have the power to
like calm down abductees telepathically.
I don't know who Laura met up with,
but that was like the rogue dark lord praying mantis yeah it
sounds very Star Wars many contactees have also said that they were shown holographic pictures
of earth being destroyed but it wasn't because that was like their mission it was it was the
praying mantises showing them how reckless we are and what's to come if they don't interfere yeah i mean that part i can
get on board with yeah um some people have also said that some contactees have had experiences
with having higher psychic abilities after their time with a praying mantis interesting so because
a lot of people think that these praying mantis aliens have the power of telepathy, maybe because you're near them or maybe they gift you this or however it goes, people end up having this clairvoyance about them for the rest of their lives after an experience with a praying mantis alien.
Cool.
There was one study.
So Kathleen Martin and Denise Stoner are both people who have been abducted and they wrote a book called The Alien Abduction Files. And they came out with a study about 50 different abductees that they
interviewed or surveyed in some way. And they found that, quote, 72% stated that they are more
sensitive or intuitive than they were prior to contact. And 79% stated that they had developed
new psychic abilities after a contact experience. Ooh, okay.
So that all sounds fun, but there's also people like Laura who felt dread and danger
and says that the praying mantises want to take over the planet or are completely evil or however she said it.
Some people have also agreed with her and also said, like, we need to be prepared because the praying mantis aliens already have a hybrid program on Earth where they are taking humans to create a new species with them.
Quick cue, quick cue, quick cue.
Yeah.
How, hmm, how do, how does one prepare, I guess, is the question.
We need to be prepared.
Sure, I'm on board.
I'll be prepared. What the hell are you talking about? Be prepared. the question. We need to be prepared. Sure. I'm on board. I'll be prepared.
How about,
what the hell are you talking about?
Be prepared.
Quickie.
Quickie.
Quickie.
Um,
because I don't know.
Um,
so not a quickie.
I got it.
So a very boring one.
I,
when people are like,
Oh,
be prepared because they're,
they're breeding us with their own kind.
It's like,
what do you expect me to fucking do?
Be prepared.
Like,
yeah,
like that's just, okay. How just sit here and with my little tin hat and hope that no one comes by
anyway that's all the information i could find but here are some stories about them
so the first one is from 2002 or it's from the early 2000s it's actually in 2004 but as of 2002 this space in new jersey had
had several sightings and reports of a creature that now is a local cryptid there and it's called
the mantis man or mantis men and so now that's like a local lore and i don't even know if they
considered an alien or if it's like their little like their big foot or something but anyway there's an area in new jersey that has mantis men and one report was in 2004 that basically there was this guy fishing
with his boss and he was chest high in the water and from the corner of his eye he saw a seven foot
humanoid moving around them and by humanoidoid, humanoid, massive praying mantis.
And seven feet tall,
and you're in the water chest high.
Like that's,
that feels like when you're trying to run out of a dream.
And you're so vulnerable.
Yes.
You're like frozen in jello.
Wait, so was it in the water?
Do we know?
Or was it just kind of floating?
So he was in the water fishing.
And from the corner of his eye,
he saw it moving also in the water fishing, and from the corner of his eye, he saw it moving also in the water.
He originally was calling it a grasshopper, which I guess is pretty similar.
Yeah, I think they get confused sometimes.
Yeah, they're just like the plebeian version of the praying mantis aliens.
If only they could never.
So he kept calling it a grasshopper at first, but he said that he first noticed this creature's thigh.
So I guess he wasn't too deep in the water,
but noticed that it was bending the wrong way.
And then their eyes locked as if both of these creatures could see each
other.
And the way that he explains it is that he thinks the creature thought he
was camouflaged and he was shocked.
Something could see.
Ew. Em. m no don't say
that to me so here's a quote i get the sense that he can't but he can't believe that i'm in the
water that i can't believe that i've seen him that i'm not perturbed at all something of all three i
don't know just astonishment oh my god um i hate this very i just hate this very much. I just hate this very much. That's all.
Look, I also hate it. I also hate it
because if he's right where he
thought the thing thought it was camouflaged,
that means next time you're chest high
in water, there could be one
just like hanging out.
I will never be chest high in water ever again.
Ever again. That's my new mission in life.
So, thank you.
Well, he ended up saying that it did look like a praying
mantis and then he said quote and no i would not say it was a big bug it was definitely humanoid
despite the mantis slash insect qualities i sensed the strong impression that the mantis man was
cloaked and i caught it just right it abruptly found itself against a new background and was
adjusting quickly and i can tell you that its arms were normal and not the literal mantis forelegs that i have seen in drums so that's a
mod podge of uh it's interesting that he like got the sense of like oh i he was trying to be
careful because like if they're telepathic yeah fully understood what what was happening which
such a good point without that do you think he just heard like whatever the the praying mantis language is for oh shit oh shit oh shit no i
thought i was wearing this cloak so uh like i said the mantis man has now actually become a local
cryptid in new jersey even though it has very minimal sightings like i think fucking three or
something but how traumatizing if you were that fisherman and you're walking around and like now
they sell like stuffed animals of it and you're like i don't want to see this guy
everywhere like just i all i had was his thigh and i don't want any more of that you know
camouflage him please so the apparently the mantis man in new jersey is known to be a seven foot
tall bug-like creature seen by people in or near the river and it's been featured on monsters and mysteries in america fun fact oh the last person to witness it was someone named mr strickler i
don't know if that's like a code name or something principal it sounds like a principal yeah mr
strickler reminds me of mr strickland which was the principal back to the future so that might be
my i don't know subconscious maybe you're telepathic now and i'm just gathering all this evidence no clue how i knew that hang on a second uh so mr strickler says quote i noticed something to my left this is the
most recent person who saw the mantis man i think it was 2011 but i i wrote the i wrote it the
information i didn't write it down i noticed to my left something standing in the river just off
the south bank i showed the car or i slowed the car down and
i looked closer it wasn't a person and it was transparent like with a weird shape that freaks
me out that it's transparent because that means it's invisible or has the ability to be it moved
slowly towards the bank and into the trees i drove further so i could see it coming out of the trees
and that's the last i saw of it it was tall eight feet or so and had long thin arms hanging
off of it the color was a pale brown but i could see right through it yes no so i don't know if
the all of these are now stories from this book but i would say most of them i would say half of
them are i've got let's see one two five, six stories. And they're all super short.
At least three of them are from a book that I actually read many pages in.
And I'm very proud of myself.
It was called Real Aliens, Space Beings, and Creatures from Other Worlds.
It's by Brad and Sherry Steiger.
And look, if you're into the Praying Mantis Aliens,
that book had at least a whole chapter on Praying Mantis stories. So so go check that out and so a lot of these will have been from that book
others are from different articles i read but in case you're wondering where some of these came
from so one of the stories is a guy from paul in the uk this was literally two months ago uh he was
26 and at 5 a.m he was riding his bike home from his night shift and he saw something orange and bright in the sky and thought maybe it was like just a really bright star or something.
And it was a lot closer than it normally is.
So he stopped to take a picture.
And right when he was about to take the picture, the object started rotating around and moving by itself.
And he got this gut feeling that he needed to leave.
Oh, no.
When he tried to leave leave it began to follow him
because this is what my dumb ass would do i would be like let me get a photo to send to m
and then like immediately it would follow me like i'm screwed if i come across this thing
well naturally he had to get home through a forest which means he was now by himself being
followed by a glowing orange star and uh he said that the woods felt eerily
creepy and then quote standing a few meters ahead of me is what i can only describe as a humanoid
praying mantis this thing was at least seven feet tall light green with a triangular head and big
oval black eyes it had all the features of a mantis but stood on two legs and had somehow human-like shapes about it
i was completely frozen with fear and then paul says that they locked eyes just like how that
fisherman did in new jersey paul says that they locked eyes and they were staring apparently right
into each other and they could read each other's minds oh no here's what paul experienced with that
my fear was replaced with completely alien thoughts of
utter hatred and evil that i felt projected from this thing so this one feels like someone laura
might have ran yeah it sounds like the same guy i suddenly snapped out of this hypnotic state
and it made me step back as if it was going to pounce on me so apparently he ran into a not so
great praying mantis it's also like bad sign that usually they
want to be invisible and this time they're like oh no i'm coming to show you yeah well since you've
seen me anyway since i'm outed here yeah here i am another quick one is uh in 2011 wait did he get
away or what that was it that's all i that's all i could read no i'm assuming he made it out to be able to tell us that story yeah fair um so in 2011 in connecticut there was a woman who was driving at
midnight and saw a two-foot praying mantis which is not six foot but it's still not two inches how
cute it's like a teenage one yikes also maybe maybe they they go they don't grow but they shrink i'm thinking of um if there's
a two-foot praying mantis out there versus the seven foot does that mean it's a child one or
does that mean it's actually like an older wiser one because remember in the laura clark episode
she saw a creature in a robe and it was so small it was smaller than her toddler and then that's right and telepathically
he was like yes but we are very old which makes me think do they benjamin button they get smaller
as they grow wiser or somebody made a mistake when they were when they were evolving this creature
and was like oh we should have gone the other way it's more intimidating uh-huh yeah yeah yeah
interesting or maybe in their world it's like like elephant syndrome or something where like how an elephant is terrified of mice because they're so tiny
maybe the smaller of a praying mantis you are the more powerful you are which makes me go back to
my theory of like our actual on earth praying mantises are so tiny maybe they are like god
himself like they are just above their supreme beings they keep one in
the cincinnati zoo insect enclosure and that thing is gonna that's what they want you to think christine
burn down cincinnati when it gets out of that cage we are done for um so okay so this woman saw a two
foot one running by the road in the middle of the night in 2011 apparently it was mahogany brown it never took its eyes off of her the entire time so they both locked eyes again and it found a storm drain
and jumped down which feels like a very cgi experience like some sort of weird bug movie
if it feels like a 2005 like yeah cgi film yeah i'm just like and then just jumping into the storm drain so gross
that was someone's experience another one sounds really intense this one is one of the ones from
the books it's gonna fuck you up this quote but i'm going to tell you at the end of it it's actually
there's a weird nice twist okay all right just do it okay so here's the quote i it's a weird, nice twist. Okay. All right. Just do it.
Okay.
So here's the quote.
It's a long one.
I didn't even want to try to paraphrase this one.
It was just too good.
No, you might as well read it as is.
Basically, the context in this story was that the person who's telling the story, their
friend had recently gone through an accident that was really bad, and they had had traumatic
head injuries.
Oh, God oh and so they
were in the in the hospital and people were just even afraid to touch this girl because she had
like part of her skull removed or something it was really terrible yeah um and then all of a sudden
these creatures come in these they're like now's our time to shine i mean what on earth they just
fucking waltzed in so here's the quote i stood there helpless for the longest time not knowing what to do but feeling a sense of panic something had to be done quickly
all of a sudden there were two beings that appeared next to my friend they seemed to push right aside
me and silently went to work on her like skilled surgeons they stood to her left standing work
standing together and working furiously on my friend. I had no idea who they were, what they were doing,
but the first thing I thought of was, are these aliens?
Okay, I love it.
Like, just to clarify, I didn't know these guys.
Like, oh, yeah, I would hope not.
Otherwise you have some explaining to do.
I don't hang with them.
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening here.
I stood there and watched and I thought they look like praying mantises,
alien praying mantises.
Then I focused on my friend and saw that
I'm sorry, her head was split
wide open. Goodbye!
I'm gonna expire.
Like these aliens sliced
it perfectly open. I'm leaving
the earth. Goodbye.
I saw freshly sliced raw flesh
and these aliens
slash praying mantises were
busily removing pieces of bone, rock, or whatever was from her brain.
This did not look anything like what I would have imagined inside a brain to look like, but it was such a clean cut.
These two alien praying mantises worked quickly without speaking a word, and I seemed to black out and I don't remember any more of it.
So that's obviously really traumatic.
Oh, really?
I actually had a great time.
Thanks for sharing.
But the writer also pretty much implied at the end of it
that it all felt very much like afterwards,
that she really actually felt peace,
that they had actually come in to try and save this person.
Did they save her?
So I think the complete answer to that is apparently the
friend ended up passing later but there is a sense of that like they prolonged her life or something
or helped get rid of whatever was going on oh i i'm too terrified to even touch my friend because
you know she's so fragile right now and then all of a sudden these two creatures came in and did we'll touch her yeah he likes it's like we'll fucking fix it let me poke around in this brain
i wonder if she was part alien like if they were trying to if they were part of her their group and
they were trying to save her that's what i'm thinking too it felt very much like why would
they show up for this one of us unless they had a connection or like maybe it was like
oh you know someone like a laura clark who they've been following forever and they needed to
take at least vitals or some shit like that so damn that's scary though can you imagine if you
woke up and there were just like these creatures also can you can you imagine the like like talking
about like praying mantis advanced technology like they literally sliced her face in half and then with what right like with their freaking little paws
i don't know what they're called but these things and then you can't and then you you come to and
all of a sudden your friend's face isn't like mutilated like what did they do to like completely
also why are there so many rocks inside her head also well maybe they were implants or something
maybe they maybe they like they were
from if she had a relationship with them maybe there was a previous thing i don't know i have
no idea what it is it could have also been like a very human reason that there was maybe it was
part of like the the injury that she sustained yeah true but you know if you're talking about
it from a supernatural thing like like were they going into like,
take out the,
take out her implant or something,
or were they trying to save her or were they trying to,
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Freaky.
Oh yeah.
Maybe they were like,
shit,
we can't be discovered.
And they took out her like,
yeah,
that's a good point too.
I hadn't thought of that.
I have no idea.
So anyway,
that's one story.
And after that i did that was
really interesting to me and apparently there are a lot of uh theories about praying mantis aliens
especially because they at least sometimes give off that overwhelming calmness that they're healers
and then i also saw a few stories where people were saying that like praying mantises in general
like the actual bug are known to be
healing or really rare or good for your health or something so it's interesting that they both
kind of have that correlation so if the little if the little guys down here are healers in a way
and then the highly advanced ones that are cutting your face open are also healers just saying it
just gives you more proof that maybe they have alien connections to each other yeah so another one is in 2001 there was one guy named
jim from london this one's also from the book where he at one one night he woke up and saw two
of these creatures standing over him while he was sleeping they were making clicking sounds to each
other one of them looked more like a beetle and he was wearing a robe and he was crouching by the bed and the other one was a more classic praying mantis nude and uh
basically he said that the praying mantis was at least seven feet tall because it had to crouch
uh because of the ceiling so he knew that this thing had to be big to be crouching in his room
which i love that logic happening in your head like well my ceilings are notoriously seven feet tall or whatever or
this guy has horrific posture yes valid i mean as someone who also has that people must see me
walking around and be like oh my god do you think the ceiling is about to hit you or something oh
my god em are you four feet tall i don't know i think my logic is backwards
so apparently they say that this this guy jim said that it also had a pointy head and thin
forearms and the beetle one specifically looked very emotionless yikes with a domed head maybe
some sort of metallic armor or it could have been its own skin that was really shiny and the praying
mantis leaned over jim's bed and was holding what looked like a very long needle i don't with that had a green light coming from it so jim's like it could
have just been a laser which one's worse well the needle the needle's worse in my opinion whichever
one it was that light either on purpose or accidentally ended up glowing into his eye.
And Jim said it was really painful because a laser hit him in the eye.
I'm just imagining this alien
kind of fumbling around with a laser pointer
he found in your room,
and it got in your eye,
and you're like, ah!
But I don't know.
It could have been on purpose
and one of their tools or something,
and it could have been a really invasive experience.
Jim did say later that he felt something else.
This feels more on purpose.
He felt something stick into his skull, whatever that means.
Okay.
Whatever that means, I fucking hate it.
And I'm so sorry.
My skin just felt like it was going to fall off my body.
I just am so not here for that.
I'd rather just leave, vacate the earth. Jim, if you're listening, I'm so not here for that i'd rather just leave vacate the earth
jim if you're listening i'm so sorry about your eye and your skull that's all just fucking awful
i wonder if it was the same thing like the laser goes into your eye and then it protrudes into
your skull and inside your head yeah oh and by the way as i was reading this a lot of things
are happening to faces which is interesting because when i think of alien abductions i
think of like a full body like medical procedure i don't think of it as
staying like neck up that's interesting that one person who was in the hospital and had their face
literally sliced open this guy had something with his eye in his skull then there's another one
in 1977 this person's anonymous and they were eight at the time and they apparently got beamed up they
saw a bunch of greys and they met a praying mantis who apparently was trying to calm them down and
like be very kind and make while it was taking her eye out okay oh my god um so leave my husk behind so that is also from the book that i mentioned just so you
guys know this is the worst book ever stop telling people to read this book it's my strule pizza
apparently your cautionary tales uh but so yeah so eight years old gets beamed up is hanging out
with a bunch of gray aliens apparently and then they met the spraying mantis who they said was very kind proceeded to take her fucking eye out very kind and then
and then apparently it put her it put the eye back in her head before bringing her back so
i wonder if that's where the rocks are behind her head that's what i was thinking i'm like that's
three stories of yes someone's face getting fucked with in some way. And two of them were something getting put either behind or through your eye.
And then that's,
and the third story was them opening up her head to take something out where
her brain is.
So,
I mean,
it feels like that's where the implant is because they know you'll never get
it out.
They probably like something in there.
Yeah.
They probably learned like,
oh,
well humans can't get rid of their brains so
let's put the implant there because that's where it'll be the most and how often do you get like a
x-ray of your brain like an mri unless you have a head injury which maybe is why they were like
we got to get that out before they do another x-ray or mri i don't know but so one one thing
that i also thought was super interesting about this story story is that they got beamed up and were hanging out with a bunch of greys.
They also apparently visited like an alien sports arena or something and saw a game where the greys were like a literal space jam, literal space jam.
They were putting they were pushing fireballs back and forth telepathically, like playing catch or something or kickball or dodgeball or something with
fireballs and using their minds instead of their arms.
And if you got hit by one of the fireballs,
you literally burned to death.
Oh my gosh.
And this is a quote from that story.
I felt the telepathic cheer in my mind as if someone scored a touchdown in
football and no remorse.
So.
These things are ruthless.
She's watching a game where it's, it's hunger games and space jam all mixed together because people are just cheering every time someone dies and then
this guy i guess you can't be surprised later when the kindest one of them takes your fucking eye out
yeah um not only that but when uh they came to with both eyes intact um after their experience
this is a quote from them i have
retained one thing from my encounter i still have the power to see major global disasters before
they happen i only report them to my fiancee or close family members but when i see something
clearly and tell them it always happens which like okay why are you not hanging out with like
mr biden right now and telling him like hey Hey, this is coming up. But then I guess like who would believe you?
And also,
right,
right,
right.
Cause I'm sure there's a whole lot of shame,
you know,
that you might feel with like the story at all or.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm,
I'm sure that's a question that they've gotten a million times of like,
Oh,
well then why don't you go save the world?
So excuse me for being such a jackass that I shouldn't have said that.
Oh,
but yeah,
I mean,
it's a natural question.
I mean,
also wasn't that in the seventies? So maybe there. well i guess they'd still be well in 77 they were eight
so they were born in 69 they were a kid yeah yeah yeah i'm sure you've gotten that question a million
times if you're not you've got your own reasons i should have not assumed something yikes i'm
i'm sorry man you're such an asshole and i mean i just i real as i said it i was like oh i'm sorry man you're such an asshole and i just i real as i said it i was like oh i'm sure that's
like a oh you're a comedian tell me a joke it's like oh my god for me yeah what's the next i was
almost was like what's the next thing and i'm like i don't want to know we have coronavirus
it's enough yeah i don't want to know imagine the the psychology that this person has to deal
with be a curse yeah to know to know like oh something really fucking terrible is going to
happen and i can't stop it if i want to do anything about it because also maybe like what what are you gonna
do you're gonna call the president like you're gonna you're gonna write the president and he's
gonna take you seriously of all the other people who are making predictions like yeah and that's
kind of that same like catch-22 of like but then is it bound to happen no matter what if you predicted
it like the that's a raven principle of like it'll happen no matter how much you try to
stop it yeah i don't know well anyway so that is something that uh it's just more proof that
clairvoyance comes with these praying mantis abductions and this person also said that they
found an implant in their thumb afterwards um and they literally ripped it out of their thumb
and the person says that aliens put a
device in their thumb and the praying mantis said if you take it out you will die so i guess that
was like just fear-mongering because then that person just literally took it out of their thumb
and was like i'm fine bye-bye garbage disposal it was probably a way just to keep tabs and this
person took away their tracking device because ever since um they
said i don't feel like i'm being watched anymore and i used to feel like i guess they said i knew
that something was going on because even after that one experience i never remembered anything
else but i know that they were coming back and wiping my memory and i hated the feeling
so i ripped this thing out and ever since and i haven't had that sensation i have major goose cam now this is
all very bad well here's my favorite one this is the last one this comes from the uk he's a
councilman and a driving instructor his name is simon i think i'm actually going to end up doing
an episode on him because i found a lot of information on this but just to give you like
the short and sweet part of it he was adopted by a nine foot green alien.
What? No.
So this comes from apparently there's a Channel 4 documentary called Confessions of an Alien Abduction.
And Simon says that an alien once.
Simon says.
Simon says, which it's all true.
And I'm going to believe all of it. Simon says an alien reached for him using, quote, two green stick things like bean poles.
And I thought he's British.
This is precious.
They're not mummy's hands.
Mummy's hands are pink and mummy has thumbs.
These are green and pointed.
And there's four of them.
I was looking straight into its face.
pointed and there's four of them i was looking straight into its face it entered my mind through my eyes and it sent a message down to my optic nerve into my brain another eyes and brain thing
it entered my mind through my eyes and sent a message down my octave octave nerve into my spine
saying i am your real mother i am your more important mother. Oh, that's not very nice. Poor mummy.
Poor mummy.
Yikes.
I hope mummy never heard about this story because that poor woman.
So Simon apparently has started meeting this creature at 11 and has been on like hundreds of gallivants in space now because of this experience.
Because apparently they would hold hands and when he would say, I'm ready, it like they were the craft was getting consent that like okay you want to get beamed up
now or what oh my god that's how he would go on all these escapades apparently oh my god simon
says he's had hundreds of experiences and he even has a kid named zarka um with an alien that he
calls the cat queen is the child earth side or is this space side
actually space okay good because i was like this poor if this is a child on earth and
the dad's like you're actually an alien my parents are the cat queen and simon says
um yeah i'd be very confused but apparently uh simon has been taken up to space many times to visit zarka so he's got like you know custody
which is nice he's got some some custody it's wild so i was fascinated by this and i did find
out that there's some very very lengthy youtube documentaries or youtube interviews where he goes
into full detail i have not watched them i wanted to save them for the next time when i decide to cover another alien story but simon does is still around so
simon if you listen to this i i would love to ask you some questions myself before we report
also i'm sorry i laughed i just was i think i was just so taken aback i would think simon's
pretty scared the vibe i got from simon and like the little clips i saw
was that he was super chill like he was oh good i feel like he kind of knows that like yeah this
is gonna sound weird but this is my story so we're running with it so listen we we believe you okay
whatever you want to tell us we'll believe it if that's not the truth simon and you're not chill
and like you're let us know if you if you want to participate in
this because i would love to cover you i plan on it so if you would like to give your two cents i
am here for it so wow anyway so that is some of the many stories of the mantis aliens that was
terrifying thank you i don't think i realized how terrifying it would be but it's very scary
i'm interested i'm curious that the laura clark one though she really made it
seem i would have stereotyped all praying mantis aliens after that as really really awful they're
on the demonic creatures yeah i'm not gonna lie i don't have the sense that they're super good
either though i feel neutral uh with a tinge of fear but i i definitely would have said like oh
apparently praying mantis
aliens suck and it's like okay well a lot of them seem to be like really calming and maybe healers
but i mean and you can say that about humans too it's not like sure they have to have the same
personality not all praying mantises okay not all get it get it together oh my god that's our new
stance and we will stand by it not all praying
mantises all right well there it is uh i i hope to cover simon eventually so i would like to hear
more about this cat queen obviously we are all intrigued by that um but yes there it is wow well
that's scary i mean a couple people have tweeted that they were freaked out when you said uh
we know him too like we know god
and that's still to this day like every time i read that tweet it re freaks me out which makes
me think again that like if we're going with this theory that the praying mantis people were the
first of their kind and they're the supreme being then of course they would know god because they're
like nice try they're like ha ha ha oh yeah you're talking to the talking to the man right here you know yes i don't know i it is very weird that they how many connections i
also didn't notice the connections until to until today about the how many people have had eye or
brain experiences it's a lot it freaks me out all over again because i thought i was gonna have to
worry about like my extremities or well you usually worry about your belly button and stuff like that yeah it's very
freaky obviously but like your eyes no and laura clark like the only like stuff that really happened
to her was next to her belly button too so i feel like this was like one random praying mantis who
like wasn't going up to protocol or maybe he was like you know like satan is like just a fallen angel maybe this praying mantis was like just the fallen of his
order and he was like i'm doing things my way you know and he's rebelling yeah i think that's what
that was against mummy yeah we've all been there oh well anyway thank you for uh letting me share
a little more of that. That was great.
Awful thing.
I mean, that was scary.
You've been scaring me lately.
I love it.
Okay.
So perfect timing.
I don't have to speak anymore.
And now my yard is as silent as ever.
And now it's Christine's turn.
Yay.
Well, that's okay because I am going to scare you this time.
Once again, I actually, for the first time ever today and next week, I'm doing a two-part episode.
I'm so excited.
To be fair, I should have done two-parters like Jeffrey Dahmer, which was like a three and a half hour episode.
So I recognize that there were plenty of times for me to do that, but I just never did.
And so now I'm doing it.
I'm so excited
i'm predicting now this is about to become a thing that christine does because once i realized the
power of multi-parters once i realized the power and the freedom that that gave me of like oh my
gosh i don't have to panic and do 50 pages of notes tonight and you don't have to like cut
things out that you really want to share, but it's too
long.
Or you can hear the first episode and then like see people's feedback and then touch
on it in the next episode.
I mean, it's great.
I think we haven't done it yet, but it's great.
I this is the beginning of a new era for Christine Cheaper.
I think people don't hate it.
Everyone get ready for several multi-parters because i think we we've found christine's niche
all of a sudden all right don't be mad yet okay folks just listen to this first and then no it's
a good thing we can decide if you like it or not um so today i'm going to cover the first part of
richard ramirez the night stalker christine i have been waiting to do this for a long time Snaps by the way to you
have a very successful
true crime podcast with over
200 episodes and you still
haven't covered the knife stalker
there are so many big ones I still have to do which is
wild I mean I didn't do Jeffrey Dahmer until this
year or this past year
still I mean props to
you still finding content that's
that's Christine right there
I'm pleased about it because I waited inadvertently until this docuseries came out.
And when I watched that, I was like, thank God I haven't covered this yet because this is –
It was honestly –
I don't really get scared by those true crime shows anymore, not to brag,
but my brain has just been overloaded so much that I think I just shut down nowadays.
but my brain has just been overloaded so much that I think I just shut down nowadays.
But Night Stalker, the documentary on Netflix, scared the absolute bananas out of me.
Like, it really, really freaked me out.
Have you seen it?
Probably not, right?
I have not seen it.
Yeah, it is frightening.
It's very gory.
It's very graphic.
I was gonna say, what's so scary about it?
It's something about, like, his crimes are very scary to begin with and then they really go into like the graphic details and this guy i just didn't realize
how wildly pervasive this guy was i to be honest it's he's one of those figures where kind of like
with uh i would say he's put in like clumped into like the big five
or whatever of like you know really horrific uh murderers and with all of them i'm learning that
i really didn't know anything about them until you give me the the scoop because what i think of
i didn't know really anything about ted bundy i didn't know anything about jeffrey dahmer but
because we hear the name so often i just felt like i knew it assume you yeah totally and when it comes to the night stalker i actually don't
know i mean to be honest i didn't either i didn't really either so this docu-series was
like very eye-opening and very terrifying um i tried to get blaze to watch it with me again
last night and he like wouldn't so we watched it instead we compromised got it but so this is a pretty intense story
it's pretty graphic it's uh very brutal so i just want to warn you a couple people not really a
couple well yeah a couple people were like your stories are really intense lately tone it down
and i was like um i actually planned them way in advance like they're i can't change it now i'm sorry you know i mean i
was like well it's like well i just did like 30 hours of research so uh no and it's not intentional
like i'm not doing it because you told me not to uh it's just because i can't it's too late i can't
change it now so we're recording tomorrow and i can't give proper notes this uh this in advance
as i read your text or your so this is
the warning if you're like i'm i don't want any more of this like uh here are some specific trigger
warnings blood rape or then just skip it and i i get it um yeah we totally understand i mean
not that it's you know we like to put out content people want to listen to but we're also very aware that there's just some shit that people can't listen to like that's fine yeah yeah exactly but good good good point
that you have actually been doing some pretty gruesome ones lately but intense but you know
what props to your research and also now we know that it's a two-parter so if you happen to be
someone who maybe feels squeamish or uncomfortable with listening to this then you know that maybe we'll see you in two weeks yes exactly so we'll see what
happens how you feel um but this to consider that your warning and i apologize um so let's get into
it i'm sorry let's crack into it who am i kidding i don't know i don't know so we are in the 80s it's los angeles baby friggin sunshine
height of 80s pop culture la is hopping and bopping uh i love the intro to night stalker
docuseries because they're it's like 80s la like convertibles and it's i just love it um so march 17th 1985 esther pechar an la resident remembers the following quote
i was working at at&t and across the street was a mini mall and there was a salvation army store
and i would just spend my lunch hour in there and once i was in there there was a table that was
full of junk and there was this hat and i picked it up because the letters on it said acdc and i
didn't know what it was so i threw it back down and then on my right here comes this man and he stood right there and he picked up the hat looked at it turned around and looked at me
and kind of smiled a little bit and he had the devil on his hand and he got the hat and walked
away when i finished work i was on the freeway freeway with my little car and here comes somebody
speeding behind me then all of a sudden he just swerves around my car it's like he's right there
and he turns and he just he's looking at me it's the same guy i saw at the thrift store and he had this horrible
big grin and he's missing all these teeth it was like a killer clown oh my god i by the way i did
not mean to gasp at the part about bad teeth that was not the plan i think it's the grin it was the
grinning that i was freaking out about but before
anyone like thinks that i like take an issue with teeth or something yeah no it's like the grinning
without yeah there's something like really spooky about that and like the intentionality of it of
like it has the killer clown vibe of like the happy thing that's not actually happy
gross yeah so on that saint patrick's day march 17th a 32 year old detective gil carillo who's
kind of like the the main character of the docu-series you kind of follow the investigation
through his eyes was sent to a location where a garage door was open and blood spatter was found
both on the floor and the door which separates the garage from the condo so it's like one of
those systems where you drive into the garage and walk into the house yeah so detective cario goes inside the condo and sees a bloody phone inside the bedroom and
finds 34 year old dale okazaki lying on the kitchen floor she had been shot in the forehead
wow okay maria hernandez who was dale's roommate had narrowly escaped so this is one of the wildest
like encounters you'll ever hear so
maria had entered their house via the garage door which she opened with a remote she then got her
keys out to open the inside door to the house before turning around to see a male suspect with
a stargazed look wearing an acdc hat oh shit he had his arms stretched out with his gun pointed
and he launched toward her.
She put her hands up as he pulled the trigger.
And then in like this wild turn of events, the bullet deflected off the keys in her hand.
That was God. And those moments, that's one of those things where I'm like, there's no explanation.
That's it's wild.
It's so unheard of.
I mean, and so they however the the blast knocked
her to the floor and this guy the suspect obviously like doesn't think that he missed or doesn't think
that he's deflected it so he assumes she's down and he's killed her so he leaves her and uh you
know she had been pushed back by the blast anyway so she's on the ground but like not shot which
that moment of like trying to figure out if you've been shot must be so harrowing i can't even imagine so she's on
the floor and he obviously assumed that he had done the trick and he left her there and went
inside the condo and she it must have also been horrible because she knows her roommates inside
and so he goes inside she sees him go inside so after he left maria jumped up and
started running down the alleyway when she heard another gunshot and that was when she kind of
realized like oh shit my roommate was in the house he just killed my my friend just oh my god so uh
concern for her housemate dale maria goes to the front door this is wild because she thinks whoever
whoever this guy is will exit the way he
came because he came in through the garage so she goes to the front door which was like a smart move
thinking like okay he won't go in out that way he will go out the way he came in yeah but here he
comes he walks right out the front door and they both like freeze kind of like this praying mantis
like they both like freeze eye to eye like both
shocked to see each other because she's like thinking he's gonna escape the other way he
thinks she's dead in the garage and she's standing there without blood on her um and so they kind of
freeze and stare at each other and then maria puts her hands up and says to him hey you already
shot me once do you really have to shoot me again oh my god wow okay okay badass
badass and then he just puts the gun down like to his side and walks away and doesn't shoot her
again so i think he was like totally jarred by that moment of she just came back from the dead
and he's like in his mind you, for lack of a better term.
Oh my God, she's a superhero.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, it's really, really sad she didn't get to her friend in time because Dale was found dead.
But the next day, police find out that 40 minutes after Dale's murder, the Monterey police had also gotten a call and a murder had occurred only a mile from Dale and Maria's house that same day.
Ah, shit. Okay.
Yeah, so this guy's, like, running rampant.
So a young woman, and this one, I think that one of the reasons that he's so scary
is that he had so many different MOs, like...
You can't pick where he's going to be next.
You can't guess.
It's like Israel Keys, like, there's no rhyme or reason.
It's just kind of all over the place.
Well, I was going to say, do we know, I was going to say,
later on, do we find out what the reasoning for that house was or was it very Israel Keyes? It's just kind of, it seems to be opportunity. Yeah. Yeah. There doesn't seem to
be too much rhyme or reason. And so like, this is a perfect example. So a young woman was driving
down the street and all of a sudden she stopped by another car and yanked out of the car and shot for no reason.
Wow.
Just driving down the street.
A nightmare.
A nightmare.
Like a nightmare.
And her name was Tsai Lan Yu and she was only 30 years old.
She was left sprawled out in the street and her last words were, help me.
Oh, my God.
He just pulled, like for no apparent apparent reason just pulled her out of the car
shot her there and left her to die oh my god okay yeah so really just like alarming for police
obviously it appeared to be the same caliber of weapon a 22 caliber gun but it was too early to
assume this was the same murderer but obviously this connection was noted at this point. Meanwhile, Maria Hernandez, who was the housemate who had the superhero who had escaped his, you know, attack.
Yeah.
She is at the hospital.
Police send a staff artist around to get a sketch of the murderer.
And she describes him as a tall, thin, light-skinned Hispanic or Caucasian man who had disheveled hair and brown stained gap teeth.
He was wearing all black a members only
jacket and an acdc hat so that is the description she gave to police so 10 days later after the
murder of okazaki and you on march 27th there is a double murder out in whittier county california
okay so vincent and maxine zazara their house was entered via an open
bathroom window also so scary these like break-in entering through windows just so scary to me i
don't know yeah that it's okay just keep going i'm with you that's exactly how i feel yeah um
so the place was ransacked and forty40,000 worth of jewelry was stolen.
Take the money. Fine. Leave me alone.
Well.
Take the money.
Okay.
Nope.
Maxine, this is not good. This part's not good.
Is this the part with the plates?
No, that was...
That's Euron's.
That was Euron's, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Also so scary.
Also so scary, but I didn't know if they had the same
and the same things they sometimes he sometimes went after couples but it wasn't as prominent
or as like specifically targeted as uh joseph d'angelo was okay um yeah so maxine age 44 was
found on her bed with several stab wounds she had been raped and the murderer had cut her eyes
out yeah i know this episode on eyes man i know i don't like it i wonder psychologically what that
means like he was ashamed and didn't want to be looked at yeah he mentions it later he threatened
someone i mean i'll just tell you now but he threatened someone if you look at me i'll cut your eyes out it might have been like he was they looked at him called called her she
called the bluff well no so the next well maybe but the next person he said or a person later
victim later he told her if you look at me i'll cut your eyes out presumably which is why he cut
this yeah first persons oh my god wow just heinous and i want to be clear i don't know if this which is why he cut this first person's. Oh, my God. Wow.
Just heinous.
And I want to be clear.
I don't know if this happened.
I tell myself this happened post-mortem.
I was going to look it up, and then I was like, it's 2 a.m.
I can't look this up for my own mental health.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm assuming just for my own sanity and well-being
is that this happened after her death.
Wow.
And she was stabbed several times
her husband vincent who was 64 was murdered as he was sleeping on the couch with a gunshot to
the temple so typically it is kind of the same situation where the man would just be shot once
just to kill him and then the the woman would typically be more brutalized um are we talking about sa assault assault or sexual assault well he raped maxine if
that's what you're asking okay yeah i didn't know how brutal it got i yeah so she was found with
several stab wounds she'd been raped i think the eyes cut out got um overshadowed that maybe
yeah i definitely my brain didn't process the first 10 seconds before that what
that's how he would like if you look at me essentially while i'm committing this i see
assault then i will i think that was kind of the threat behind it can we just assume that every
victim throughout the story for the most part is going to be no okay i mean the first two weren't
the the remember he just walked into her condo shot shot her, pulled a girl out of her car.
I'm trying to, like, piece it together before you tell me, and I'm like, does it just escalate and escalate and escalate?
I mean, he was convicted of 13 counts of murder, so just, we're only a couple in.
So it's hard to say what's worse and not worse because it's all just so bad.
I know, I know.
But that's the thing is, like, he doesn't have a clear MO.
It's just all over the place.
So, you know, this is his first double murder.
He goes in through the window.
He, you know, sexually assaults Maxine.
He shoots her husband.
However, the biggest – so it was a.22 caliber gun.
So that was another clue that they connected to the other two murders.
But it's also L.A. County, like – or this is even whittier county but it's also los angeles area like you can't just say
oh it's the same gun it's the same guy you know what i mean like it's it took a lot to actually
put all this together so uh the biggest clue that the suspect had left behind was a shoe print
so this becomes definitely a big thing so the soil outside of the restroom window retained a rough print of a shoe sized 11 to 12.
So that was where he had entered through the open bathroom window.
And they found a print of a shoe.
So this was his fourth murder within 10 days.
And to make matters worse, around this time, there had also been a series of child abductions going on.
So I know.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Trust me.
I don't know how to frame this except just i didn't even know
kids got involved with this story wow that's why it's so confusing and scary and like ridiculous
is it's so all over the place there's like no rhyme or reason all over the place nobody's safe
you know there's nothing you can do to not be a victim like not that i ever think you can do
something to not be a victim but you know what i mean like there's no there's no there's no like like at least son of sam like oh everyone
get a wig or diary yeah exactly or stay inside well that doesn't seem to work here right um
yeah except the location of southern california but that doesn't really help you much if you're
in that area but right yeah so anyway uh let see. So this is when also simultaneously during these four murders, there were also child
abductions going on.
So one of the survivors was Anastasia Hronis, who was six when she was awakened in the middle
of the night by someone who she thought was a family member.
In her words, he looked familiar.
He abducted her in the night, put her in his car.
And she remembers while driving that he told her to open up the glove compartment.
She did. And there was a gun inside. He shut and said just so you know that's there so just as a threat oh my god okay yep in their time together he forced her to look at him touch
him and made her get into a zipped up duffel bag saying you need to be quiet do what i say
he then carried her into a dingy house where he abused her
sexually then he put her back in the bed i don't know any more details than that that's just all
she gave uh he put her back in the bag the duffel bag when they left the house um and then put her
in his car pulled over took her out of the duffel bag told her to walk across the street to the gas
station and have them call 9-1-1 to get her family to come pick her up just wild
so uh also that feels like he kind of wants to be heard or seen or recognized because if he's
saying oh specifically call 9-1-1 could he just well i think he had a weird thing about protecting
children in a sick twisted way of like i won't murder them okay you know what i mean like the child abduction abductees survive typically okay oh
okay which you know he was saying like once he did whatever he was doing which does not show any
kindness or love toward children so right i think that's a moot argument but i think in his own head
he had like a line he didn't cross or something okay kids finally a moral somewhere deep down and i doubt this was
even a very stringent moralist probably just like out of convenience at some points but
so he told her like okay now go across the street call 9-1-1 that's it so she didn't have any really
real information about this guy but this was only one of the plethora of other accounts of abduction and sexual assault of minors going on in the area at the same time so detective gil carillo who i
mentioned earlier was working on the four murders that happened within 10 days and he was the one
who noticed that the child's descriptions of their perpetrators matched the perpetrator provided by
maria hernandez so tall thin light-skinnedskinned, Hispanic or Caucasian, had disheveled
hair, brown stand gap, teeth, and a pungent odor. We've added that now into the mix. Cute. So he's
thinking now there's a strong likelihood this is the same person. And I'll just tell you right now,
people were like, you're ridiculous. Like you're an amateur. You're like, what? In your early 30s,
like you don't know what you're talking about. to be fair it is i think highly unlikely that a guy is abducting kids
letting them go and meanwhile randomly assaulting grown it's just like not a clear mo right which
it was exactly what his mo was like his mo was exactly to throw you off the fucking set every
time he just had no like real target.
It was just kind of everybody is potentially a target.
So he brought this outlook to a meeting in the L.A. area.
But the rest of the folks in law enforcement literally laughed.
They told him like this just doesn't happen and like turn their nose up at his theory.
So he's for now just kind of on the outside and they're like drop it you
know it's like that classic cliche of like drop it to the investigator who has like a theory you
know yeah so on may 14th the killer struck again william doy was shot to death before his wife
lillian was raped and beaten detectives say william saved his wife's life by calling 9-1-1 before he died so when detectives found lillian on the thumb of her left hand she was wearing thumb cuffs
which are like handcuffs but they're like only for your thumbs which i mean i googled them they
look exactly like what you'd expect and i guess they were initially used for uh they were intended
to be used for like drug arrests and things that weren't i guess as
as they were meant to fit inside the pocket of whoever it was whoever was arresting you
okay they're like very small and i guess they just hold your thumbs together so you can't move your
hands interesting i feel like you're i feel like it makes sense that you you you cuff something
you cuff something smaller
than your hand so your hand can't get through but a thumb to me feels like you can just
you know yeah you can't really get out of them i don't think i mean they really do like
kind of clamp down on your thumbs but also they're not really used so i guess they're not as effective
as handcuffs okay um so really odd like they're very rare you don't see
them very often so it was a weird thing for police to find on a on a victim sure um but so she was
wearing these thumb cuffs the next day the killer drove to burbank yikes and snuck into the home of
42 year old carol kyle at gunpoint the killer bound carol and her 11 year old son with handcuffs and ransacked the
house he released carol so she could direct him to where the family family's valuables were and
then he raped her he repeatedly ordered her not to look at him telling her at one point that he
would cut her eyes out if she did so that's kind of where we get the idea of why maybe that was
part of his thing yeah uh he fled the scene after retrieving her son from the closet
and then binding them together with handcuffs again so it's odd because now he didn't kill her
this time but maybe it's because of her son like the only connection i can think of is like she had
a child with her oh and he seems to not kill the children So that's the only thing I can imagine as to why he didn't try and kill her.
Okay.
So around the same time, one of Detective Gill's friends who worked in Monterey showed him a picture of a footprint that was taken at the crime scene of one of the child abductions.
The girl was eight years old, was taken from her house to a construction site, sexually assaulted, and then just set free.
And at the construction site
they had luckily poured concrete that day so in the concrete they found a shoe print oh okay so
gill recognized the shoe print right away it was the exact same footprint that was left at the
zazaar crime scene outside the bathroom window so they matched exactly okay and now this is getting
this is evidence pointing to his theory of the child abductor and the murder rapist is the same person. Yeah. Okay. So meanwhile, the killer is just still on this rampage. First, Patty Elaine Higgins, only 32 years old, was killed viciously in Arcadia. And four days later, Mary Cannon, age 75, had her throat slit.
katia and four days later mary cannon age 75 had her throat slit oh my god wow it really is just fucking random isn't it and it's it's you know some are children some are elderly some are in
the middle some are shot some are stabbed it's there's it's just bonkers like there's no rhyme
or reason so then on the 5th of july which was only three days later sierra pd get an alarmed
call a man had broken into the bedroom of 16 year old Whitney Bennett.
He had beaten her with a tire iron and tried to strangle her with a telephone cord.
But as sparks flew from the cord, the man gave up and fled.
Wow.
He would later reveal that he believed this to be a sign of divine intervention.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm sure she did too. Like, okay, fine. That's the divine intervention. Get out so i'm sure she did too like okay fine that's the divine
intervention get out of here wow so he dropped the cord and whitney began coughing and breathing
again as he fled so she survived and i wonder that makes me think with the first with gail's
murder if or sorry dale's murder if um maria her housemate said, like, you already shot me and I survived. I wonder if that
was him saying, like, okay, this is my point. Like, you survived. It's not in my hands anymore.
It was divine intervention that you were supposed to survive this. So here I go.
And you even called it that, you know? Yeah.
So maybe, you know, and he had such a twisted thought process of how all this worked. I mean,
we'll get into that later. But, you know, i think he had some weird belief system that he'd built in his head about
what he was allowed to do what he wasn't allowed to do what was part of the plan what wasn't i mean
i know we've said this before i know we've already said that like it's crazy how random these victims
are but also it's super interesting to me how random the choice of
or the the weapon of choice because usually it'd be like okay i'm just gonna you know usually how
you kill people um i would imagine like you've got at least like one good skill that you're
confident in will do the really horrible job or something that you that like satisfies you as a killer and that's
why you do it like a knife there's something even more unhinged about like not even having like a
connection with your own weapon yeah of like not having a yeah a method or something yeah it's just
like oh i'll slit this person's throat i'll shoot this person i'm gonna strangle you with a phone
cord yeah yeah it's it's it's really that's a good
point it does feel so unhinged and like sporadic which like obviously any murderer with any weapon
is like unhinged presumably any serial killer but like it adds an extra layer of like creepiness
somehow i don't know um so at this point no fingerprints had been found at any of the recent crime scenes however they
did find a shoe print in blood and you find a lot of shoe prints same one i know he's kind of
dropping the ball there in theory if he didn't wear shoes if he wouldn't barefoot to all of his
killings would he have made it out like are the shoe is that the smoking gun his no oh okay interestingly i know but also you
wonder don't your toes have prints i guess so that's a good point they would have caught him
with the toe print or maybe if you're going if you're going all the way with like random victims
random weapons start wearing random fucking shoes like pick different shoes every time he definitely
didn't like yeah
think of that wear some fish flops or something like throw them off the sand no one will catch
you if you're wearing fish flops i'm saying so the following day july 6th police received
groundbreaking information a woman named lorraine rodriguez had fallen asleep on the living room
couch while her husband john slept in the bedroom she woke up to a very loud noise and thought it
was john so she got angry because she didn't want him to wake the kids
then the house went really still and she knew immediately it wasn't john she woke him up and
got he got his gun and walked around the house they noticed a window that they never opened was
all the way open and it's scary terrifying and when they shined a light outside into the flower
bed they spotted a perfectly distinct footprint in the mud so i guess the soil had been perfectly saturated to the point where
like a shoe print was perfectly able to be cast out of that dirt wow luckily so the deputy who
arrived on the scene first did everything he could thank god to preserve the integrity of the
footprint so that they were able to get like a perfect copy of it
so wait this family survived like nothing happened to them yeah because she thought she woke up and
was like angry at her husband for making so much noise so the killer fled like she she woke up he
didn't he made too much noise and she woke up gotcha i would have thought he would have been
like yeah i made a lot of noise because i'm about to kill you and then just like well it was also a
family with kids i think maybe it was too much like he was like intimidated or something because it seems
like he comes up on people sleeping a lot or when they're you know not expecting him i mean obviously
when would you ever be expecting him but yeah i don't know i think he just got scared off by her
waking up it's always shocking when a serial killer gets scared off it's like that's the
thing that fucking scares you away like that i woke up and yelled john shut up yeah it just it just proves
like how random it is like i mean you have no idea what's going to be the thing that saves you
yeah totally and he screwed himself because he left that perfect shoe print so you know even
though he didn't hurt anybody there he left like really good evidence
so they were able to make a cast of this and they found out it was an avia shoe which at the time
was very uncommon and it only just started to be manufactured i'm pretty sure they're more common
now but it was quickly confirmed they were looking for an aerobics shoe of avia brand size 11 and a
half and at this point detective gill has been assigned a new
partner detective frank salerno so now they're like the duo on the case and frank was actually
famous amongst the force for having put together the 1977 case of the hillside strangler so he
already had like a reputation of like you know solving really big cases so now he's on they're
a real power couple yeah well people were kind of rejecting
gill at this point and they were like why does gill get to work with him because gill's running
around saying oh the child abductor is and he's really young and so he was getting a lot of
criticism and judgment but yes ultimately they become a power they become a power couple yes
they were kind of criticized like he was criticized and people were kind of like why
does he get to work with this awesome, like, hot shot detective?
But then, yeah, the two of them together are a power duo.
So Salerno flew out to meet the designer of Avia shoes who provided him with spreadsheets of their sales data.
And what police learned was that on January 9th, 1985, 1,356 pairs of these model 440 avias entered the u.s from taiwan for distribution
and because of the description of the suspect given by survivors they reckon they were looking
for a black pair of shoes because people had seen him wearing black shoes and there were only six
black eleven and a half aerobic shoes manufactured five went to arizona and only one went to Los Angeles. Whoa. Again, that's some divine shit right there.
Wild, right?
That's weirdly convenient.
Well, it's not because once they figured that out, they were completely at a dead end and it went nowhere.
Oh.
The end.
So it feels like it's going to be the smoking gun and then it like fully is not.
It's very frustrating.
You know what?
That's the other thing about this documentary that I'm remembering now is that every time you're like, oh my god,
they have to get him now, something happens where it's like, no, like, you want to pull your hair
out because it's like, they could, they were so close. And then, you know, they didn't catch him.
What a yarn dangle, like, for like... Yes, it's like a tease. Yeah, it's so,
it's honestly, it was infuriating to watch i remember like just my watch was like you need to breathe please before you die
and i was like i can't so yeah so they the dead end fully dead end with the shoe but it still
became an important factor in that it linked the suspect to other crimes so you know they were still
able to see the shoe print and say
okay well it's the same guy as this place this place in this place so at least it had that
benefit um so even when the la news found out about this detail and wanted to publish it police
like begged them not to reveal it because it was like one of the only things that the killer didn't
realize he was leaving behind his shoe print and they wanted him to keep wearing the shoes so that you know they could catch him yeah so basically now gil creo and frank salerno began visiting
every unsolved murder in la which i presume is a lot hoping to find a connection between
this guy and these other cases so one of the cases they identified was the case of mabel
and florence bell on May 29th, 85.
They were two sisters.
This one's, I mean, they're all really sad, but this one's really sad.
They were two sisters in their 80s and they lived together in Monrovia, California, up in kind of like a secluded hillside area.
They were very close.
One of the sisters took care of the other one.
A gardener found them in their bedrooms two days later.
Mabel had been sexually assaulted and beaten to death with a hammer and florence was left in critical condition
barely alive she survived for six weeks after the attack but she died on july 15th holy shit
just really brutal really violent really nonsensical and sad so the suspect had entered
through a rear door and while committing
the murder had stepped on an alarm clock which i guess had fallen on the floor during the attack
and they were able to match the shoe print on the alarm clock to the shoe print this man needs to
cut his feet off because like he it is always one step away from, I mean, he just keeps his stupid feet.
He's like, I'm wearing gloves.
I'm not leaving any hair, nothing else.
But he's like literally stepping on clocks.
And he's like, he's the only one, like there's only one pair of shoes in LA.
I mean, there's always so many, almost with just his shoes.
And that's a frustrating thing is you're like, this should be able to catch this guy.
But instead you see they're so close. and then these two elderly women get murdered and it's like
it's so infuriating because you're like they were so close to saving all these other people or you
know preventing all these other murders so it's it's just extra sad and scary so apparently after
he stepped on this alarm clock and you know did what he did pretty morbidly which we see sometimes which
always freaks me out is that the suspect had apparently gotten super comfortable after killing
mabel and then like had a snack in their kitchen which always like i mean you know golden state
killer did this too it's just extra freaky um and for a first time which became somewhat of a
pattern he drew a pentagram in mabel's lipstick on the bedroom wall and then he drew
it on one of the sister's legs after she died weird i mean that's awful and it's also weird
because it's like yes for some reason i understand that like he's already killing people so he's
already mentally unstable but there's something even it feels like the the lack of stability has
increased yes it's almost like he's just
completely especially like it's not like he planned it either he just was like oh let me
find something to write with yeah i can talk about satan for a second like it just so and then have a
snack and also was he being called the night stalker at this point like did he did he want
the name night stalker was he that was a given name, which I think they usually are in these cases.
But I don't actually remember at what point he kind of got the moniker.
So I don't know.
It was probably around this time.
Okay.
I'm not sure, honestly.
Because I wonder what it feels like to like be named after someone else that already did this kind of stuff.
Like, because if there was already the original Night Stalker. i don't think he was called was he called the original night stalker
before the night stalker i don't know oh i don't know who came first well the original night stalker
came first but i don't know if they like yeah i don't know i don't know the naming how the naming
worked that's a great point my my thought would be like if you really want to make a name for
yourself and all of a sudden you just get the same name someone else already had i don't think he had then i don't
think the original night stalker was called i think he was called east area rapist at that point
but i'm not totally sure okay anyway it's literally so unimportant i was just wondering like i wonder
for his own ego how it must feel to like just share the name with another serial killer that's a good point because it says here on the internet on wikipedia it says d'angelo was known as the
night stalker in the area before being renamed the original night stalker after richard ramirez
received the name night stalker so technically he could have saved the east area rapist well
because i was gonna say that since richard ramirez is on the west coast they could have stayed the east area rapist well because i was gonna say that since richard
emerges on the west coast they could have had like east coast night stalker west coast night
stalker well they were both on the west coast they're both southern california oh really i
think i heard east area and i assumed east coast it's just the east side of the town of like
visalia or whatever but um it was no it was southern california it was like the same area
sorry i'm totally interrupting you no you're good i mean yeah i hadn't really thought about that but i think
night stalker was just like such a creepy name that he didn't probably care yeah it just it
just reminds me of that story you most you recently did oh yeah the louisiana whatever
baton rouge serial killer and it was like a different serial killer yeah he ends up just
getting called like the other one so i'm wondering like was Richard Ramirez just the other Night
Stalker and like did he know that about himself I think he got the Night Stalker which is like
super spooky and I think people even tried to be like don't call him that it's like giving him
credit you know of like being cool and creepy yeah but I don't know I mean and also the reason that
Euron's had multiple names people didn't know it mean and also the reason that iran's had multiple
names people didn't know it was the same guy for decades you know i mean so he was in different
areas so it wasn't even like clear that they were the same murderer so anyway um so at this point
police began a question is this person somehow like linked to satanism and it was an 80s satanic
panic you know people like loved this link to the devil and teens are practicing satanism and it was an 80s satanic panic you know people like loved this link to
the devil and teens are practicing satanism and this was just a big thing back then uh and so
you know but now he's like fully showing pictures of pentagrams so he really played right into that
and as they continued researching older unresolved cases a newer case made them raise their eyebrows
so there was an attempted kidnapping of a young woman in eagle rock and she had fought the suspect off
and he left in a toyota and pretty soon after that he made a traffic violation so he was pulled over
but he didn't have his driver's license so the traffic instructor traffic instructor the traffic
officer instructs him to remain at his vehicle while he goes back to his motorcycle to get his citation booklet of course uh the second he turns around the suspect gets out of the car but before
running away he draws a pentagram on the hood of his own car uh and then runs away and it turns
out this car is stolen so it doesn't even like link him to anything oh my god i know but he he
draws a pentagram on the car and then just like books it
away and escapes so now there's this new link to satanism like twice and uh so creo and salerno
urged for the car to be scanned for fingerprints so they give it to lapd and they say like we have
his car he's been driving this car like check it for fingerprints right um just a warning it's
another pull your hair out situation but seems like it's gonna go well so uh on the night of
july 7th detective creole gets a call from his friend and crime scene technician linda arthur
and she says you better get over here because the lady across the street from me just got raped and
i think it's related to what you're working on so his friend literally calls and is like something just happened on my street and i think it has to
do with this guy you're looking at wow okay so pretty wild um so it was a woman named sophie
dickman and she had begun yelling for help from linda the neighbor after a man had gained entry
into her house by pulling out her cat door oh isn't that horrifying oh i'm like no no don't do that oh my god okay so he pulled
out her cat door he then raped and handcuffed her to the bed before ransacking the house and then
fleeing and then to tally up another five cases in 10 days on july 8th in monterey park police
discovered that 60 year old grandmother Joyce Nelson had been killed during
the night by someone who had broken into her house um and it's also sad because you see all
the family members talking about like how close they were with you know their grandma and like
you would never expect your grandma to be brutally murdered in such a way it's it's really sad um so
large amounts of blood had been found on the bed and the floor he had beaten her to death left a footprint on the side
of her head from like kicking her head oh my god but he did not rape her which was like against
some of the other m.o's where you're expecting it and then he doesn't like it's just you know
again all over the place and also his goddamn footprint his fuck he's footprint he just like
it's like this is the episode of this is the episode of eyes and feet
i was like what's that oh this yeah it's our episode it's our show the last show i ever
wanted to host every five seconds it's just another goddamn shoe print that is no one's
gonna do anything about it it's so upsetting it's it's really frustrating so you know it was
later discovered that after this murder the suspect went less than a mile away from joyce's residence where he entered the house of sophie dickman who
was the woman i had just mentioned that he went through a cat door so these literally happened
a mile apart the same night so i mean he is active so again no dna was found at the crime scene so
on july 9th the detectives our pals the duo check in with the lapd about the car they'd been scanning
for fingerprints to be like hey any results we're having more murders here like we want to get this
guy yeah and uh turns out the lapd like just didn't process the car for prints um and
counterintuitively they had left the car out in the sun so any skin or dna traces had been
completely burned up wow i can't be i could not be more upset about that okay it's
moving on it's infuriating um that being said they did find something which was that left inside the
car they found a cheap plastic case and within that was a business card of a dental office in
chinatown yeah so this is kind of where we start the ball rolling a little bit they were probably
like fucking finally oh my
god thing which it's gonna be another moment but it's fine we'll get there so so they find this
card and it was written under the name richard menna m-e-n-a and it had a fake address filled
in like they went to the address and it was you know fake address but they would later find out that the suspect had visited this dentist on july 3rd it was now july 9th so they
had missed him by six days because they were not allowed access to the car so like another situation
of like shit we could have literally met him at the dentist's office if we had figured this out
and caught him so the police collected the suspect's x-rays from the dentist and salerno
took the x-rays to a personal friend of his who happened to be a dentist to see if anything could
be inferred from the x-rays and the friend said to him i can tell you he's going to be back he's
got an impacted tooth and it's going to be killing him soon if it's not already so this is music to
salerno's ears and he was like all right he's going to be back this office. I'm going to place two police officers on surveillance of the dental practice.
And we're going to wait for him to arrive.
Wow.
And that is the first half of the Richard Ramirez Night Stalker case.
And it's now picking up steam.
Amazing storytelling, Christine.
And also, can you imagine being a dentist being like.
I know.
I was thinking that.
First of all, my hands have been in the mouth of a serial killer. And also now I'm part of this operative sting. Like talk about like a case of the Mondays, you know, truly, they're like, well, he's gonna walk back and you have to act totally normal. And we're gonna be watching like, oh my god, he seems on it. He seems on it. He volunteered. He was like, he'll be back. Don't worry. Yeah. So that's exciting. I can't wait to see what next week sounds like.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
There's several more pages, obviously.
And so I wasn't able to cover it all today, but it is 329.
So I got to run to Kroger.
So I apologize to peace out so abruptly, everybody.
But I'm going to go get my bicep juiced up.
And I'm so excited.
That's good luck to you.
And complain to m all the way
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