And That's Why We Drink - E420 Demons with Tongs and the Big Loft in the Sky
Episode Date: February 23, 2025It’s Episode 420 and are the vibes weird today or is that just us? This week Em finishes out their two-parter on the Humpty Doo Poltergeist and the wild shenanigans that went on in the house! Then C...hristine covers the tragic case of Frank McAlister from Redding, California. And don’t tell grandpa he’s alone with a murderer… and that’s why we drink! For a list of resources or ways to help those affected by the fires in Los Angeles visit: https://bit.ly/atwwdfirehelp ! The Pour Decisions Tour is back on the road! Get your tickets today at https://www.andthatswhywedrink.com/live ! ______________________ Go to http://helixsleep.com/drink for 27% Off Sitewide Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go to Quince.com/drink for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Check out the Fits Everybody Collection at https://www.skims.com/drink #skimspartner Now's your chance to change the way you sleep with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/drink. Go to PrettyLitter.com/ATWWD to save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome from Christine's favorite spot and it's not her podcast studio.
No, well it is now.
Okay.
Well I guess that's the power of having a portable microphone.
So anything can be a studio, a beach.
Why don't we record there sometime?
Number one my brother and I took all our recording equipment to the beach.
For earlier that photo shoot? Yeah and then we got back and I was all our recording equipment to the beach.
For earlier that photo shoot?
Yeah, and then we got back and I was like, Em will never know.
And then it was just covered in sand.
Well, that's fine.
I had to be like, this is really awkward, Em, but I borrowed your microphone and dropped
it on a beach in like two hours away.
I forgot those in Zandy and I shared equipment.
Oh, the days.
Good times, aw.
Now I should share something of his.
How's that loft in New York doing?
Yeah, loft.
That's quite a word.
He's gonna be thrilled you called it a loft.
Is it?
Is it not a loft?
I mean, what's a loft?
Isn't that like a fancy, like a penthouse thing?
Oh, I'm not in my mind.
I have no idea. In my mind, a loft was just also? Oh, I'm not in my mind. I have no idea.
In my mind, a loft was just also an apartment.
I don't know, but then I've...
To me, loft makes me think of lofted ceilings, I think.
That's why maybe in my head it's fancier.
Is that why it's called a loft?
I've literally never known why it was called one.
I have no clue.
Huh, look at us not knowing things.
What a weird word.
What a good way to start this.
It's an upper room or floor. Yeah. So it's kind of like a penthouse thing, I think. Like a lofted
apartment is like the top floor. Well, you can tell him I still think he probably lives
in a loft. I don't know anything about his apartment. So I'm just gonna let's just make
it up. I guess you don't listen to Beachie Sandy because on the background of Beastie Sandy you can see cars driving by because he lives like a cat on the street.
He lives under a loft, for sure.
For sure big time. Don't we all in that regard?
My loft is an attic, I guess. What's your loft? Three more floors?
My loft is just a great big loft in the sky, you know what I mean?
Christine, today feels weird and I don't know why. My loft is just a great big loft in the sky, you know what I mean?
Christine today feels weird and I don't know why. I mean, definitely where they pulled this one.
After I broke it on a piece of popcorn, what about you?
So it's like the absence of a tooth.
This one always makes it look like it's darker because it's behind the others.
Yes, I have the same.
I always feel like people think my tooth's like browning or something.
I don't know. I'm just always paranoid.
I have to like, when I use whitening strips, I like push it in there to be like, yeah.
That's so gross. Sorry everybody.
This is the only tooth that pretty much I needed braces for and then I got braces twice and it still shifts.
Mine is still done too.
Yeah, she's a Wiley one. She's the troublemaker.
At times. And why do you drink this week? Besides your wily teeth?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think, I don't know.
I'm just in like a weird headspace today.
What's going on? I feel really weird too.
I don't know. Maybe it's something in the air.
Maybe we both sense winds in the east.
I don't know.
Maybe it's a... I don't know.
I haven't, help me, I don't know.
I feel like I've just like exited this plane
and I don't know how to come back.
Maybe I've just checked the fuck out.
I don't know.
Maybe everyone else is feeling this way too.
Remember the listener stories where somebody,
where they were talking about laying back down
into your body.
I feel like that, Like I'm doing that.
Like I'm trying to re-enter my own body and failing. Sure, I can- I understand that. And it's like I'm just kind of up here and I feel like I can't get in the zone. Hmm, okay. What do you usually do to
get in the zone? Not even for a podcast, just like to get yourself gassed about anything.
gassed about anything.
I don't think I have a method. Really? Do you? Um, I have like a it's almost like a box of goodies and I'll pull one out but
it's never the same. How does that work? Um, like one of the things would be I listen to
the theme song from Practical Magic. Oh, so music always helps for sure.
Uh, another one is I buy myself a sweet treat,
which I didn't do today.
Maybe that's why I'm off.
Oh, that's probably what's going on.
Maybe I've Pavlovianly started treating myself
to the scary man who shows up with my door dash.
I didn't call for him today.
You wanted that thrill of his arrival
and the mystery of a knock on the door.
Maybe he's the only thrill I get sometimes.
Maybe I just need to feel something.
Maybe the only thrill I get is watching you
almost get abducted every time you open your door.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
I think I'm enjoying being home,
which is like, it never fucking happens.
We finally don't have a foster dog in this house,
which is nice.
Like for a second, it feels like
there's enough space for everyone.
Some of the pictures you were sending,
I was like, these fur balls, I don't know how they do it.
And what else?
When are we doing Weird Spun?
You know what I think it is?
It's February 3rd that feels like such an anticlimactic day.
Sorry to everyone whose birthday is today,
but yeah, I agree.
If it is, I'm happy for you,
because I feel like that's a good day to have a special event.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like in my life, no one's busy.
It doesn't mean much to me right now.
So yeah, I don't know.
I feel like it's just kind of in between.
It's not the blaze effect where like his birthday is always on a holiday.
Yeah.
February 3rd, everyone's free.
Yeah.
Am I missing something?
What else is going on February 3rd?
Nothing.
Valentine's Day is in like a week and a half.
In the air.
Yes, Cupid is starting to descend.
Oh God, look out.
I don't know if I'm even doing anything for Valentine's Day.
Well, maybe also surprise me. I was supposed to go to a wedding this weekend. I was so excited and I'm even doing anything for Valentine's Day. Well, maybe you also surprise me.
I was supposed to go to a wedding this weekend.
I was so excited and I was gonna be up
at the Dayton Art Institute.
It was gonna be beautiful.
And then Blaze tore his ligament off his own femur
and then had the audacity to get extremely ill
with either COVID or the flu.
We're not entirely sure, but he's been just laid up.
Well, that's why you're burnt out.
You've just been 24 seven7 mom without any backup.
Actually, I did text you yesterday,
I think, in the haze of it.
I was nearly dead.
I was like, I don't know.
And then I remembered we had an episode today
and I was like, oh my God, I have to do a work day
after putting Leona down for bed at eight o'clock.
It was a very overwhelming feeling, as most parents have probably experienced.
But Blaze is back at it today a little bit better, well a lot better, because we're recording this
days later, but he's back in the swing of the routine. So I'm here. I'm back on...
Very grateful for a good guy.
Yeah, yeah. I'm back. He also knows he's in trouble for breaking his own body so much
to the detriment of all of us.
But they're at the zoo now and it's 61 degrees out here.
I think everything here just feels topsy turvy.
Like Humpty Doo.
Humpty Doo is really warm out.
It's February 3rd.
I'm in bed and I'm I shouldn't I
should be in a studio. I think I've just set myself up for failure and I
apologize about that. Yeah I don't know today. I had a mental breakdown on air so
I think it's hard to follow that up remember? No remind me. Careful. I am you know what I think I
need to do I think I need to buy myself a gift. I think that I think I need to do?
I think I need to buy myself a gift.
I think that's what I'm going to do today.
Blake, I kind of like that.
I've been on a no buy for like a whole month, so I think I also deserve a fun little treat.
See?
Okay.
See, that's why I'm going to drink today because we're both going to have fun little treats
by the end of this.
What are you going to buy?
Tell me.
What do you have to search for when you start? Because one thing I do, I
sometimes I don't know what I'm gonna buy. I just go on Etsy and my fingers go
a-wandering on that keyboard. What's the first thing you're gonna type out and
search and just see? Maybe I'll buy it. Okay, I'm not gonna online shop. That's one of my
things that I'm trying to cut back on. However, I may go to S bucks and get a
little FLT at S bucks or at probably a local coffee chain
since part of the no-buy, I guess,
is trying to be a little more conscientious.
But I don't know, maybe I'll get myself
like a little lavender latte or something.
I'm gonna online shop.
I mean, normally I would and I did
and I do every single day.
So I'm very actively trying to slow my role in that regard and have been more successful than I expected.
So, you know, I want to keep it up.
I could always use a fun little thing because usually my online shopping,
if I if I'm having a day like this and I'm like, I don't know what's going on.
I need to heal myself with a purchase.
I try to keep it small but mighty.
So I do like, I'll give myself like,
to give myself the high of like buying a bunch of stuff,
I'll buy like 10 stickers or like 10 enamel pins
or something that are like for sale.
So in that way, I feel like I'm in abundance,
but I also haven't like broken a bank.
So I love that. I'll probably do that today. I think I just used to buy everything that I thought
of at every moment. So, you know, I was healing myself constantly and it wasn't working. I don't
know why, but it wasn't. So, you know, this year I was like, I'm going to try a little something
different. And Rocket Money is thrilled. thrilled rocket money is like are you okay
did you die should we call the authorities something's going on well my rocket money is
like uh obviously you have you have not done your enamel pin budget is out of control i i will say
one of the things that i i treated myself to this weekend because i was also having not really a sad
day i was having a I was in a funk.
I was just kind of like, yeah, nothing.
There's no real reason. I just don't feel great.
And oh, hang on.
Do you want to use do you want to use the audio device
and phones microphone? No, certainly not.
Certainly not.
I mean, I want to use it, but only for my own nefarious purpose.
It's not for the episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, nice.
Thanks. So I was in a bit of a little funk and so I was like, I'm just going to treat myself and go somewhere and do like a little self-date.
And so I took myself right down the road and went to, I did like a Warner Brothers tour, which I've done like 20 times.
It's your favorite though. It's such a, it's a comfort thing for you.
Yeah. Well, there's nothing I love more than being able
to insert myself into a fantasy world.
And so it's like those old people who used to go to work
at Coney Island and then like make a nickel.
It's just like that.
It's because I left without any nickels.
That's so weird.
You did it wrong then.
Yeah. That's what it reminds me of.
I think I've just lost the plot, but I'm with you now.
I'm with you. I'm back.
You went to the studio,
got went to a magical, fantastical world
to escape the drudgery of everyday life.
Yeah, I did.
I there's nothing I love more than being on a back lot.
What's your favorite set?
No, I know.
But like which like set is your favorite to pass every time?
There's one that's called Hennessey Street, which is like the New York Street. It's like,
it's the corner where like if they ever had to do exteriors of like Central Park from Prince,
it was there if they ever had to do. That's so cool. So it's very iconic.
It's very iconic. It's and it looks as it did when since the 30s, like they created
that street for the musical Annie. Shut up. Like the first movie version I guess of Annie. Wow.
Or I guess that would be the 30s or the 80s because there was an 80s one too. Anyway,
one of the Annie's, I think it was the 1980s version because there was a big fire. I like almost know all the history at this point in this place, but it hasn't changed since.
But if you ever see the movie Annie and like Miss Hannigan walks out and everything,
it looks exactly like that when they aren't dressing it for something else.
So it just feels very like old New York. And then I also really like.
Does it change when you go past it? Like do people still use that set?
Oh yeah, all the time.
Okay, okay. They have like 12 backlots,
but when you're not filming,
you have to take everything down.
I've never done this tour.
Program comes in or another show comes in.
My other favorite street is Midwest Street.
That's like, that's Stars Hollow and for Gilmore Girl fans.
Wow.
And it looks like stars.
Fun fact, stars hollow.
If you're if they're ever in like the city, if you see a building behind them, that's
like a red storefront.
That's also the bar in Shameless.
Wow.
I know.
It's very fun.
I really like doing it.
I do it way too often. If they had a season pass, I would go all the time. I mean, it's in my neighborhood
It's a lot cheaper than Disney World
If you had kids to it'd be like hop in the car or going to the you know, like going to stars hollow again
They're today. Let's do that. I love that. I love that you have this activity
Anyway, it made me feel good. And then also they have a cupcake there I'm a big fan of
because at the end they, you go to like a coffee shop
that's dressed as Central Park.
And they always have this chocolate cupcake I'm a big fan of.
So that was my sweet treat after my fun day.
And then I had a good day.
So all that, maybe I go back to Warner Brothers today
after this, I don't know.
Maybe I go back to Warner Brothers after this.
Okay, I've talked enough.
What do you drink? Why do you drink?
Oh, geez. Well, I got my water bottle here. My
my good old Stanley, my orange one with my scrappy sticker.
Look at the little squirrel, which I actually got you the same one.
Like I got us matching scrappy stickers, but it's in my drawer
and I have yet to give it to you. So okay.
Well, I appreciate it.
I'll definitely put it on my Stanley.
Thank you.
Since mine's naked.
And do you have a reason why you drink besides just being in a funk or you think that's probably
it?
I definitely set a reason.
Now I don't recall.
Oh, blaze.
Yes, blaze.
Oh, blaze.
Yes, blaze. Just kidding. Oh, no, because I missed that wedding. I was bummed. Oh, right.
And it was like the last wedding of the friend group, you know?
And so that's, you know, everyone came into town for it.
And so it was like, oh, well, we lost our like little shot.
And people have kids now. So it's like harder. Anyway, kind of a bummer.
But, you know, it happens, life happens.
I sent them a nice little wedding honeymoon gift
as a apology.
Nice.
Well, maybe Alison and I will get married.
Just kidding.
Good one.
Just know you always have someone
who's not married next to you.
So maybe there's always a wedding away for you.
I know that's a that's a hope I cling to.
Yeah. Well, you and my mother. So
I feel like that's not the first time we've had this conversation.
She's she's amazed that anyone can not want to get married.
She's done it a million times. So who does she who she to complain?
She's like, it's so to complain she's like it's so
Easy she's like trust me you can just do it again
And there's so many parties involved it's like why wouldn't you want to do this I?
Think she's just like you got to come to somebody of mine. I don't get to come to any of yours. That's so not fair
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Backwards don't do that this time because my story it this is a part two. Um, this is the humpty-doo poltergeist
What do you remember from the pumpy-doo poltergeist? So I can fill from the pump-de-do poltergeist? I'm going to fill you in. What don't I remember? I remember that this was a group of folks, Fifth Wheel was involved, who lived in a kind
of biker home and they had this poltergeist who was throwing rocks, gravel from the driveway at them inside the house. And then they were like shocked
that it kind of took the media by storm.
So well done, Christine.
Thank you.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
So yeah, the place is just,
like it's just raining rocks on them.
They're just getting pelted with stuff.
They're also getting pelted with like knives
and shards of glass and bullets.
Oh right, I forgot about the drawer.
I'm like, oh, a little gravel from the driveway.
You're like, well, there's also knives
and shards of glass, right.
Those also, yeah, and bullets, fuck.
And they've had three different clergymen come in
and all of it has failed.
They've seen the rocks form themselves into piles
and turned into like- Oh, and there was the guy that they thought it was their friend Troy, but it was spelled
wrong. And then his mother came and said she didn't know. And then the roommates were like,
it's not our friend. Yeah. He wouldn't throw a knife at me. He did that one time, but we
were really drunk. Okay. I asked really politely for him to stop and he didn't. So riddle me
that. And then, yeah, the rocks were creating like designs
like a cross and a trident or maybe a pitchfork.
And then they like exploded everywhere.
Imagine they started to spell words.
Trident like we did.
Like I immediately said trident.
Well, they all said trident too.
I'm the only one here saying pitchfork
but that makes sense, right?
Of course it makes sense.
And of course it pissed the devil off.
Like he's like, I just made a trident to scare you.
And you're calling it the fucking little mermaid prop.
That must have pissed him right off.
Oh, and then they have a little kid there named Jasmine, but Jasmine hasn't messed with
Jasmine.
So that's one of the reasons why they've stuck around.
They're like, as long as it stays on us.
And every time something has hit them, it is like allegedly really soft and like, oh, yes.
Yeah. It's almost like it just wants attention and it's not actually trying to hurt anybody. So
that's one of the reasons why they allow it, even though they just see knives getting thrown across
the room all the time. Couldn't be me. Could probably be me, but you know. I think that's,
I think Blaze has to live with that and you just throw things across the room. Oh, that's
why it sounds so familiar. Yes. You're like, give this ghost a break. I don't understand
the problem here. A little too close to home for Christine. So that is where I left you. Oh, no, that's not where I left you.
I left you where
after the clergy came multiple times and like the crucifix and the Bible
were getting ripped up and thrown across the room
that ended up spreading through the town and local media found out.
And then people started reaching out.
And now Channel Seven has exclusive rights to film here
and get the piece for the show.
I think the show was called like,
Today Tonight or something.
Oh yeah, and everybody was a believer
within the first like hour.
Well yes, and everyone on the crew came
and immediately believed in the story.
So, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I... Here we go. Okay.
So, eventually, the tenants make a deal with Channel 7's
Today, Tonight program. It seems very, uh,
national inquiry or, like, tabloidy.
So, I don't think anyone legitimate was coming to get
the story, because I thought it was bullshit.
So, it was kind of like, oh, well, we'll take it,
because at least it's interesting. Um. And Channel 7, they originally were going to
bring in just two cameras, they ended up with like seven cameras, like all filming around the house
at the same time. And the camera crew stayed at the house for a full week. And ironically,
Channel 7 was there. And there was a reporter there also named
Max. He was a writer for a magazine in the area. Oh, Mad Max. Exactly. That's his start,
actually. Mad Magazine Max. Actually, that'd be hysterical if Mad Max did a piece for Mad.
So Max and also this crew for Channel 7,
they were the ones who got to come in.
They went in, I think because they thought
this wasn't possibly real, they went in
assuming that the activity was a hoax
and they planned to debunk it for the show.
They were like, oh, we're just gonna go in there
and like prove how wrong they are.
Which would also be a fun show.
That would be fun.
I think that's called like Mythbusters or something.
Oh yeah.
But one of the things the crew did
was they also brought in a thermal camera
which you and I have used on our investigations.
We've gotten some creepy stuff.
We got a picture of a full body,
which like by the way, maybe we'll put that in this show
because we're like, can we like put that on the screen?
Because that got taken out of the live show because no one fucking reacted.
The theater, the audience didn't.
We tried so many times and it like didn't people.
It didn't play. It didn't play. It didn't play.
And that happens all the time.
Like, well, if you saw early versions of the show of the tour
and you see the last of you, so much has shifted and changed.
And I feel like we tried we clung onto this picture for so long
because we were like, but it's so creepy.
But we eventually just had to cut it.
But yeah, I'm curious.
We should post it also on social media
and see if anyone finds it interesting.
It did not play well.
We were like, is this thing on?
You know, I mean, it was rough.
It also sucks when like, I've talked about it before,
but the amount of hours it takes staring in the dark
at silence and just hoping you get something.
And then after all the hours and days and days and days
of looking through footage, you finally find something
and then the audience doesn't give a shit.
And I'm like, what?
I'm like, this is so good.
It's also crazy when you and I work each other up
and Eva and we amp each other up
and we're all like on the same page
and then like nobody agrees and we're like,
and you know, I don't even know
that nobody finds it interesting.
I think maybe it just doesn't play to an audience.
Like it's not like, oh my God, you know,
it's more like, huh, that's crazy.
But it just doesn't work for a live audience.
It didn't push the story, I suppose.
Didn't push the narrative along.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, it was when we were at the Queen Mary in the boiler room,
and there was someone there who died.
He oh, one of the something in there exploded.
He ended up burning to death, and now he's known to like linger.
He's known to linger in that area.
We got a full ass picture of a person
standing there. And, and the crowd goes mild, apparently. So I've never heard that. I'm sorry,
I'm assuming this is like a thing. But that was very funny. It is a thing. But thank you,
I'm gonna take credit for like five seconds. But anyway, so yeah, we'll put that picture up. And
that was taken using a thermal camera,
which finds heat signatures.
It's also called like a FLIR, right?
Yeah.
I forget what it stands for.
I do too, but my stepdad had one all the time growing up and he would like walk around the
house to check where air leaks were.
Of course they were always in my room, they had to tape up all the damn windows. Well, no, it's a very cool piece of equipment,
especially for ghost hunting,
especially if you're trying to do serious ghost hunting
and debunking things.
Because if someone says,
oh, there's always this cold draft that comes by,
it's like, okay, well, this heat signature shows
it's coming straight from that area,
which happens to be an air vent or something.
So. Yeah, and I feel like also it's cool when you're somebody
or when you're somewhere like the Queen Mary
where the boiler room is completely empty.
There's not an employee down there.
There's nothing that actively running.
It's just completely left alone.
Still, just still.
Completely still, well, still,
not still enough for my liking,
but it's supposed to be very still.
And then you have this thing and you're like, what is back there?
And like, you can see the shape of a body in the dark and it's,
oh, my God, it's unsettling.
So, yeah, I'm sure that probably also does not translate
when we show it on stage.
But yeah, this is a great point.
Let's put it on socials and a video and see if anybody can,
you know, is interested, is intrigued, intrigued.
Well, so they decided that they were going to come in and bring,
obviously, normal cameras to film it. But they also brought in a thermal camera to see if they could find any interested is intrigued. Intrigued. Well, so they decided that they were going to come in and bring
obviously normal cameras to film it,
but they also brought in a thermal camera to see if they could find any heat
signatures on the things that are being thrown.
If like body temperature had recently grabbed the things that are being thrown.
Okay.
And so another thing is they did not tell the housemates that they brought in a
thermal camera because I wanted to try to catch them.
Cause the whole point is like we came here to prove you guys
wrong and like debunk so you can't let them get ahead of the story. Okay.
Yeah. So the hope was that they could use this camera to see like if any if
there were fingerprints left on the items that were being thrown. That's so
smart. And weirdly, the crew discovered that the items being thrown had no warm
fingerprints on them
But the whole item was hot which doesn't make a lot of sense. So under if it could be somebody holding it in their fist
Yes, if it were like a small rock maybe but they were also finding it on like huge steak knives
Oh, and the whole thing was oh yikes. Okay, that's I had again only thought of the rocks for some godforsaken reason
I can't remember. I think you're shutting yourself off from the true other danger
Clearly
Well, so these items were being thrown and then checked for their heat signature in it
They looked perfectly evenly heated up across the entire surface
And one camera operator even said that it looked like they'd been heated in a microwave and then thrown with tongs
So that the way there was no differentiation in it.
You imagine you put on glasses,
you see a demon with tongs,
hot, hot, hot, taking out the microwave.
I mean, it's just like an insane visual.
Also, using tongs as the middleman for your projectile,
you imagine the sport of darts
if you use tongs instead of your hands.
Think about how much more damage that could do
if you chop a steak knife with extra leverage.
I'm glad that this demon is nice enough
to not to actually stab anyone
or that the rules are such that nobody can get stabbed
because a microwave knife seems like one
of the worst ways to go.
But also maybe one of the better ways to go
because since it's warmed up, like now it's
going to cut in like butter, you know what I mean?
Like it's going to be a cleaner slice.
Maybe it'll cauterize.
I guess it depends on how hot it is, you know.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, do you, it's another, uh, do you take it out or leave it in situation?
It's like, well, it's cauterizing from the inside and now I'm okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think yes.
The answer I think is yes.
Everyone else weigh in, I suppose. As a medical professional.
Yeah.
Well, while there, the crew endured
quite a lot of poltergeist activity,
which by the way, we're talking about like
the heat signatures of these thrown knives.
We're not even talking about the fact
that they walked into a house
that was just having knives thrown everywhere
and then they stuck around.
Right, yes, good point, good point.
We're all jaded about the knives throwing themselves.
And I'd be worried too because I'd be like, if it is the roommates pulling the hoax on everybody,
like they don't know me, like I'm more likely to actually get hurt.
True, you're like walking into a trap or something.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, so they endured a lot of activity um and this includes there's a whole
list now for you of like things that this crew had to deal with their electrical gear freaking out
new items would appear in front of them um as opposed like the the steak knives and the glass
now they were getting like coins and scissors appearing out of nowhere imagine scissors flying
at you scissors is bad but they really did like
not build the tension properly.
Like if you had started with coins, you know,
grab little coins and then like up to not,
scissors, knives, you see where I'm going.
It's like, coins really?
Like also like after shards of glass and bullets,
I gave me a nickel.
Give me your dime.
Yeah, give me a dime.
I need to go to Corny Island.
They also experience flower vases
smashing behind them out of nowhere,
just like exploding.
That's alarming.
Rocks again, constantly being pelted at them.
Batteries throwing themselves into walls next to them,
which is a heavy sound by the way,
if you've ever heard of battery drop.
Batteries are not something to be thrown, children.
That's a full blown projectileile it feels equivalent to a bullet I feel like if you
put a battery in a gun it's gonna give the same effect as a bullet you know what
if you put a microwave knife in a gun then that's technically an a bow like an
arch and archery bow. Is it technically a bow? Weigh in everybody if that would technically make it. I feel like a bow and arrow is just a sharper gun, you know?
Really?
That's what a bayonet is.
Oh, well no, that's both.
That's a bow.
That's an arrow and a bullet.
No it's a knife.
Knife and a bullet.
Because it's not, you're not, there's no bow and arrow.
How, why are you trying to include archery in this? You know how I feel about archery.
Because an arrow and a knife are both sharp and pointy.
They do the same thing, they both stab you.
I'm making perfect sense here.
But one comes off of the item, which is a bow.
Oh, okay. Well, by that definition, then yes, it would be more of a knife, I guess.
Wow, I won that argument real easy. I thought we were gonna have a much longer back and forth.
No, I don't care enough. I think you're right. And also you made a good point too.
Oh, fuck you then, I guess.
You also made a good point. What else? A flower pot, blah, blah, blah, a bayonet, I guess. No.
A compound bow, yeah. Here's a creepy one. While loading their equipment into a van,
a knife was thrown at their car. So even from... Eww.
It's no longer just inside the house either. It's like in the yard, just getting thrown at their car.
So even when you're not inside, it's like pissed off that you're even there.
Yeah. I don't know.
But then that also makes me wonder, I'm like, oh, well, I guess,
is it a roommate who just like wants to off the property like that feels
like they could have gotten away with it and no one was looking.
Tools flew into the garage roof, which feels terrifying for some reason.
And so I'm just flying across the room going up freaks me out.
Yeah, I don't like that. Especially when multiples are doing it at the same time
It's like they've all decided there's gonna drop at any moment like we don't we don't talk about what happens
After it goes up into the roof. Do you just like do this and just like wait every second?
So they mean like inside the garage. Yeah, or like on the outside of the oh inside
Oh, oh like up to the rafters and stuff
Yeah, like we just fly up and then it's like well at what moment do you drop?
They're just like on the ceiling and you're just like waiting for a pitchfork or sorry. I try to fall down and
Officially you never go in the garage because something's gonna know but even if it didn't drop from the ceiling
I guess anything on it on a shelf could just fly at you.
I don't know.
Anything sharp?
Yeah, I don't like that.
I could not tolerate this anxiety.
I just could not do it.
Rocks would teleport onto other sides of walls,
which we talked about last time.
A beer mug, does that mean like a, like a stein?
Like a beer mug, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was thrown through the window.
And then knives and shards of glass were thrown at them
that the shards of glass came from the window.
So a mug. Jesus.
And then the window shards of glass got thrown at them.
They heard scratching in the ceilings.
And then even more messages appeared made out of rocks
that said no TV, no cameras, pig camera.
And then on one of the guys' microphones in Little Pebbles,
they had the word go written out, like get out of here.
Oh, no, no TV, no cameras, pig camera?
Pig camera, yeah.
Oh, this is creepy.
Two other reporters came to visit during this time,
and one had just been collecting seashells at the beach,
which sounds like the exact opposite kind of time than this is.
She had just been collecting seashells and,
mid-interviewing the housemates, an exact same seashell
that she had just been collecting at the beach,
materialized out of thin air and dropped onto the table she was sitting at.
Ew, ew.
So now it like knows about your outside life.
Yeah, it knows who you are before you walk in.
Gross.
She then got this like weird electric jolt
from her microphone and she saw items lift off the table
and fly off by themselves.
So she saw them go, boom, whoop.
Weird.
Another reporter came and she was the one
who witnessed the mug flying through the window.
And apparently it flew through,
originally I thought that the mug flew through the window
and then shards of glass from the window came with it.
Apparently there was already a hole in the window
because the window had already previously
shouted from this fucking ghost.
And then a beer mug flew perfectly through the hole.
That's even fucking worse.
That's actually great.
That's like some sort of bar stool college sporting event, it feels like, you know.
It sounds like you have to have incredible accuracy.
Imagine them on the archery team.
Imagine.
God.
Imagine. God. Imagine.
But no, like, especially, like, it was apparently, like, the perfect sized hole and it just made
it through.
Forget it.
Um, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
After this happened, the beer thing, the reporter and the housemates backed up against the wall
because they were like, okay, I want to get like a clear view of everything in this room.
And they also didn't want to feel anything like getting thrown
past them or behind them.
So they just wanted their backs against the wall.
And once the backs were against the wall, then all of a sudden
they still felt something on their neck, even though that shouldn't have happened.
And when they turned around, rocks were raining down from.
Oh, well.
Oh, no way. Thank you very much.
Also around this time, a paranormal investigator came through.
His name was Steven Bishop, and I didn't really keep anything about his experience in here.
First of all, no one really talked about it.
They just said that he kind of appeared, which feels like what Ghost Hunters seem to do.
They just arrive.
It just kind of seemed to roll on up. Yeah.
But he also was sounding a little Zach Bagansey to me. He was saying like, he could feel the
residual energy and it felt like slime. Like he was just, it felt like he was being very flowery.
And I don't know if these like rough and tumble kind of biker guys were all about that.
It's like, okay, residual energy, like get the knives out of here.
They're like, we have a baby living here.
Okay, no more of the slime talk.
Figure this out.
Apparently this entity seemed to know if a camera was pointing in a certain direction
because even though it loved to throw things, it would, it still somehow knew
wherever the cameras were pointing
and the activity would always almost get captured.
It was just out of frame every time.
That's so infuriating, seriously.
That's like every one of these stories.
And it like drives me nuts because I do believe.
And it's, it's me now because I believe it
because I feel like I've seen things like this happen
where technology glitches right when something wild happens.
That's always perfect timing.
And it's, we've had that happen even on our investigations.
And so it's like, it's not even frustrating in the way
that I'm sure a lot of skeptics see it as like,
oh, again, you just don't capture it.
To me, it's frustrating like, no, it happens.
Like the camera cuts out. I don't know why
but it happens at the Whaley house. We still don't know if we're going to like find a way
to put the footage out there. But at the Whaley house something really scary happened. And
I remember half the footage after that was Christine on her camera just going I really
hope we got that I really hope we got that I really hope we got that because it was scary
and we were just convinced there's no way that the camera caught it
or it would have happened just out of frame
or it was too dark.
And we did get it, yay.
But there are so many times where something happens
and even though it's scary to us,
cause we were there, it just doesn't translate on camera
and no one's gonna care about that clip, you know?
Yeah, it just doesn't hit the same.
Yeah. So that was happening nonstop. It was almost like, oh, Yeah, it just doesn't hit the same. Yeah.
So that was happening nonstop.
It was almost like, oh, we're here
for a little segment of yours.
Well, yeah, you have nothing to show for it.
Oh my God, that would just drive me nuts.
For example, which you can still watch this segment
on YouTube.
So like, if anyone wants to go watch,
if you want to watch it, it's there.
But one of the examples that I have is that
the camera is facing the kitchen. It's like sitting on like a countertop or on a tripod in the middle of the examples that I have is that the camera is facing the kitchen.
It's like sitting on like a countertop or on a tripod in the middle of the kitchen.
And just at a frame, you hear BAM!
And even like with such a force that the tripod shakes and the camera gets like jilted.
And when people run in and grab the camera to like point at what happened,
there was this big ass wrench that just got thrown against like the cupboard right next to the camera to point at what happened, there was this big ass wrench that just got thrown against the cupboard right next to the camera.
Right next to it.
Outrageously, annoyingly frustrating and terrifying.
Which part of me feels like,
what if it was trying to throw it at the camera
and knock the camera off its tripod or something.
But then it has such good accuracy,
it clearly just went.
It seems like it almost knows that it's out of frame. frame Yeah, well from another camera's angle from a different room
You can see that nobody else was in the room. You just you can see people run into
So there wasn't like yeah, okay, that's that validating I guess yeah
So unfortunately despite days of being there and hundreds of hours of footage been there
All the activity was just off camera and there were so many like that where you can hear
the sound or like there was they were filming like at the table like all the people eating
dinner and then everyone hears a bang like right next to the camera and you see everyone
go oops see there he went and then all of a sudden there's like a knife against the
wall.
Like it's like that's wild.
It's like, that's wild though.
It's so frustrating.
So anyway, you would hear like a slam and the housemates would react, but you would
never see the actual item.
After a while, the crew was so frustrated about this that one of them screamed, come
on, like give me a fucking break.
Yeah, that's me.
I get it.
And out of frame, a stone flew onto the table. So again, it was just like, how about fucking frame again?
It's like, oh, yeah, try me.
Oh, they shouted.
The camera crew shouted again at the ghosts and said, at least do one on camera
if you're going to do this.
And moments later, a camera somewhat caught footage.
So like it was kind of like, I'll throw you a bone compromise.
I'm going to piss you off. Did they throw a bone?
No, not the...
Then it's like now it's a murder.
Now I feel like we're being threatened.
Yes.
No, this was of...
Because they had that little baby living there.
This was a baby bottle that fell off of a microwave.
But it was just for like one fucking frame.
As the bottle is falling off,
someone walks in front of the camera.
And so you just see it mid fall.
Ooh, I have like those chills up my scalp
that I used to get when we first started the podcast.
You know, that makes me just think of like,
that it has so much precise control
that it can make sure one frame gets in.
You know what I mean?
Like that's just so weird how it can manipulate everything at once.
It like validates the theory of that they know space and time in a way we never
will because they can access any second. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, yeah, but it's a right as someone's walking by and you can see there's
nobody else in the frame.
So in theory, like it's a good enough clip where it's like, well,
no one else was there and there were two cameras.
It's like you wish you got the full thing.
Yeah. So you see it falling, but only after someone's walked away.
I gotcha. Moments after that, just to piss us right off,
the cameraman started switching out camera
batteries and once the camera he was switching the batteries out of, after he turned it off
and it had no more batteries in it, all of a sudden a piece of glass flies by him in
the camera and lands right in where the frame of the camera would have been pointed.
Now that has happened to us where we pause to just order some food or turn up, change
our batteries or we realize our battery just died and then something happens and it's like,
you have got to be kidding me.
It's so frustrating and no one believes you.
It's such a constant thing too.
We have been very lucky to be in now multiple haunted houses together and we've
gotten activity at every location but there's nothing more infuriating
when there's not a camera on it.
And I'm so anal when we get into a house that like,
okay, we have to set up the cameras immediately
because there's not a moment too soon.
It's very intense.
We come up with a setup for all of the cameras
and we come up with like a schedule for battery changes
I'm like we cannot let a second go by no without and yet and yet somehow it still happens every now and then but we
Yeah, we're very but like you're right. Like we've learned our lesson the hard way a lot of times. Yeah
The only other time during their say that they got any footage was similar to the bottle thing where like you kind of saw it
Fall but not the full fall, just half of it.
And it was a bullet falling onto the ground.
Good, a baby bottle and a bullet.
Wow, that's just really poignant, huh?
I know, but wherever the bullet was falling from,
so for all we know it rolled off a table,
for all we know it got thrown,
maybe it manifested out of thin air and just dropped,
but it started right above the camera,
so all you saw was it falling
Wow. Yeah, so you could just say oh somebody like held it above it. Yeah So it's like we gave you kind of footage but it's footage that no one will really care
Yeah, you can skeptics most still won't believe you. Yeah
Despite that after they left the crew went back to channel 7 and they were fucking freaked out. They were like
and they were fucking freaked out. They were like,
ah, ah, we saw so much shit.
And then-
So much shit happening, damn.
And then they were like,
oh, here's all the hundreds of hours of footage.
We got nothing.
And so-
Hey, there's a baby bottle.
It fell off the microwave.
What?
It's like there was a bullet,
but it looks like we dropped it.
And even though they didn't really get anything,
the viewers loved the piece, I think,
because everyone in it was so...
First of all, the crew was so convinced and freaked out,
but then all of the tenants were just so jaded and over it.
So it seemed real, like it was legit.
That they would, you would hear them go,
the mattresses turned themselves upside down
on the wall again.
And then the roommates would go,
ugh, here we go.
Like, they did not look like they were in it for the fame.
And when the OG Channel 7 crew left,
they had two people stay behind to get a couple extra shots.
And so keep that in mind,
that there was like a skeleton crew that stayed behind
to get extra shots.
So at the same time, Channel 7 is airing the segment.
And I guess these extra shots that they were filming was like in case there was an update.
But so Channel 7 airs the segment, they ended up having to do another segment right away with an
update from this backup crew finding something as this
was airing. What are the odds? It's like so poorly timed of like, oh, this is airing and actually we
immediately have to do another update because while it was on TV, this fucking happened. The
backup crew got a lid flying in the air, like a pot lid, but upon further investigation, someone on the, I think it was an editor,
they saw that there was a cabinet's glass in the frame,
and they saw a reflection in the glass that seemed to show somebody in the room with them.
And this led people to suspect that it must be one of the housemates throwing an item from behind the camera.
So the only person in the house at the time was Kirstie.
And what are the odds as soon as the potlick gets thrown,
Kirstie walked into frame being like, what was that?
So immediately people are like, well,
Kirstie, what the fuck?
All of a sudden people are like, it must be Kirstie.
But Kirstie denies everything.
She said that she was folding laundry.
She heard a big ass sound and she walked by the camera
and went to go, what was that? Later it was said that she was folding laundry. She heard a big-ass sound and she walked by the camera men to go. What was that?
Later it was said that Percy
So yeah, that becomes like a whole thing of like was it a hoax did Percy get away with it this whole time
But like you would feel like a lynchpin in the argument like skeptic versus yeah
And I would be like first of all if I were Percy and I did this was a fucking stunt
I would have fucking slowed my role
because I would have been like,
they're literally airing it right now.
We got away with it.
Like don't fucking do anything else.
Right, like why now throw another knife?
I mean, unless you're compulsively doing it for some reason
and you can't control yourself for some other reason,
but yeah, it doesn't make sense logically really.
So Kirstie did deny everything,
but it ended up becoming this polarizing thing of did Kirstie throw everything or not?
Later, it was said that Kirstie confessed to Channel 7 that she was the one throwing the items, but that was out of context.
Because after this segment came out and people were freaking the fuck out, and then this update came out, so now it's like a series of what's going on in this house. They were getting hounded with calls and they were just like so fed up with the press.
They didn't want anything more to do with it.
And I guess the producer of Channel 7 kept calling her for a quote because she was like
in the middle of this hoax controversy.
So at some point on the phone, she said, this is a quote, say what you want.
I did it.
Is that what you want me to say? Just leave me alone. hoax controversy. So at some point on the phone, she said, this is a quote,
say what you want, I did it.
Is that what you want me to say?
Just leave me alone.
God, okay.
So that's not even, come on.
And remember channel seven is a very national
and choir tabloid thing.
So as soon as they got a quote like that,
they're just gonna run with it.
You can take it out of context at that point, yeah.
This led channel seven to determine and publicly announce that the case was a hoax
and Kirsty was responsible and there was no poltergeist and it totally killed interest
for anyone who actually might have been able to help them. No, Kirsty!
But also if anyone wanted to help them, housemates were so hurt by the segment because they're like,
we let you into our home for a week, we let you like see some pretty vulnerable stuff going on.
Yeah. Yeah. So they were officially like fuck you press. We don't want anyone approaching this house
however in
The perfect timing of the cosmos
This happens to be the exact moment as they're saying we don't want anything to do with anyone else coming back to our house
Two people are on their way to their house and these these two people, their names are Tony Healy
and Paul Cropper.
Okay.
They are paranormal experts slash cryptozoologist crap.
There's in supernatural.
I'm feeling it, okay.
Remember I told you that the clergy had been here,
the three separate priests.
How could I forget?
Thanks priests.
One of them ended up doing like a radio talk show
about his experience, because remember this hoax
is like taking the world by storm.
So this Priest is like, I'm one of the three,
I can tell you it was real.
It's like, this is my moment.
Get it, Priest, whatever.
Honestly, get it, Priest.
There was a radio show that he was doing
and he was like, I know they're calling it a hoax,
but like I fucking saw shit, like it was real
and it's a real shame that nobody-
Wow, so he came to their defense too.
That's kind of nice.
And these two supernatural experts,
they heard this radio piece and they were like,
well, we're obviously going over there to see it ourselves.
Obviously, immediately.
I love that this is a time and age
where you could just get in a car
and drive to a stranger's house.
Like your phone anxiety could never,
but imagine approaching a person's home unexpected.
Okay, I think about this all the time actually,
because I listened to so many podcasts
and so many of them have reporters who do that.
And you listen as they knock on the door
and then like they'll open just a screen
and then they'll talk over it and say like,
at this point a woman in her 40s opens a door
and she doesn't seem very comfortable with me being here.
It's like, every time my palms are sweating so profusely
and I'm like, you, like I studied journalism
and there's a reason that I failed so dramatically at it.
And it wasn't my lack of writing and skills.
You got an F in approaching screen doors.
It was literally social anxiety, you know?
I was just like, how am I supposed to harass my, you know, neighbors,
like college classmates, let alone politicians on Capitol Hill?
Like, are you kidding me? No, not happening.
You know, it's kind of a wonder that even as kids, I was able to go to someone's
door and just knock on it, unexpected.
I'm here now to play.
I sold rocks that I pretended were ge- like I defrauded so many people by knocking on
their doors.
Like maybe this is karmic justice?
I don't know, but I know that I used to do some really unsafe, unhinged things when my
mother was not aware, like the going to random neighborhoods and knocking on doors and stuff.
So this is a newer phenomenon for me that it haunts me.
But I'd rather-
It feels like it's a nod to yesteryear though,
because this was a time when everyone was just knocking
on their doors.
I guess, right?
Like maybe that was just a thing.
I mean, that did happen.
I feel like we're talking about it
like it was so, so, so far long ago.
But I remember as a kid,
like people just knocked on your door and the doorbell rang.
No, it wasn't that weird at all, yeah.
But now when people knock on the door,
you're like, shut the fuck up.
Like, don't.
You're like, are you?
Cause you're more like, hey, let me open the door
and get an, oh, he was wearing a suit.
That's why.
It's cause my windows open and they can obviously see me.
And now it's like, I'm obligated to answer the door.
It's awkward.
Right, right.
So now socially, I don't, I must get kidnapped now.
If that's what's happening.
At least the last words were, he's in a suit.
I feel you, listen, I feel you.
I feel that very hardcore, which is why I hide
whenever anyone is at my door.
But no, I remember when people would just knock on the door
and my mom would just go, oh, I wonder who that is.
And it was just normal.
And now it's like, it's either Amazon
or why would you answer the door?
Don't open the door.
Or like something alarming.
Yeah, I wouldn't open the door
unless you're expecting someone.
I remember the common phrase in my house
was like, who could that be?
And you would just open the door and whoever was there,
it's now time to entertain them
or it's time to have a conversation.
Come on in.
I can't, just the world is so different now.
If I went and knocked on someone's door,
any of my friend's doors, I'd be like, did we have plans? What are you doing here? Yeah, yeah. I'd be world is so different now if I went and knocked on someone's door any of my friends doors
I'd be like did we have plans? What are you doing here?
Yeah, like why are you here?
Actually, I would be like is everything okay? Like I'd be like, why didn't you call me? Like, I don't know or text me
Well, so these two random people might I add who are you know?
to their
Belief they are spiritual experts, or supernatural experts.
Okay, and to be fair, this is a good,
this is what you do in journalism too.
You don't let them know, I mean,
it depends on who you're interviewing,
but you don't let them know necessarily ahead of time,
because you don't wanna spook them, or you don't,
so I mean, I can see why this would be an advantage.
Give them time to...
Yeah, yeah, to trick you or whatever.
This could be an advantage, yeah, I could see.
Well, they just got in their car and drove,
it was like 45 minutes away because apparently they were in the moment their fixation
was cryptozoology and they were about to go on a hunt for a yaoi, which I have not covered yet.
I don't think. Oh, okay. But they were about to do a yaoi hunt and listening to this radio show,
they were like, this house is like 45 minutes away which by the way without Google Maps how did you know that? Like what are you doing? Maps. Yeah but you can do you look at a map and like how do
you know minute by minute how long it would take you know what I mean? You would just learn it like
oh this to this town to this town's about a half hour at a few minutes I don't know. Yeah
couldn't be me I look at the map for all I know that's nine hours away. Right like I couldn't know. Yeah, it couldn't be me. I look at the bathroom for all I know that's nine hours away.
Right, like I couldn't do it.
Don't get me wrong.
I just, I guess that's how things went back then.
When I invent time travel, as you know,
that will be happening.
It already has happened actually.
It has.
I can't wait for the reality show
where we put modern day people in the past
and make them just live like a normal person.
That's gonna be such a good TV show.
Oh.
I wanna watch that right now.
Also, what is modern day if time is a continuum?
You know?
Oh my God, my head.
Okay, so anyway, Jesus Christ,
Tony Healy and Paul Cropper
are trying to get to this fucking house.
Paul Cropper, I've learned, calls himself the Cropster.
Love that.
Yeah, okay. He is everyone's dadropster. Love that. Yeah, okay.
He is everyone's dad, just so you know.
Yep, definitely.
So they call themselves Supernatural Experts,
which they do really professional lectures
on parapsychological stuff.
So I mean, I'm gonna give them some credit.
I believe them.
At least in that world,
they know what they're talking about.
They drop everything from their yaoi hunt
and just go to this house to talk to the tenants.
When they get there, the housemates post channel seven
tarnishing their reputation.
The housemates are like, get the fuck off our property.
I think they called them fucking vultures
because they assumed they were part of the press.
Yeah, like swooping in, yeah.
And Tony and Paul, they're like,
look, we were not part of the press,
we're researchers, we just wanna help.
And they had actually not only been doing a Yowie hunt,
but at the same time, they wear a lot of hats.
They were on a Yowie hunt,
and they were also writing a book together
about poltergeists.
Oh, sure.
And so it's you and me, pretty much.
Yeah, it is, it sounds vaguely familiar.
I'm the cropster.
I called it.
Thank God.
So they show them, I think some of their work that they're doing on poltergeists, like most
popular poltergeist in the area.
And they're like, oh, your case.
You're not just like tabloids.
Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
Oh, no, they were just going to show them the research and be like, your case seems
very similar to this stuff that we've already
Studying. Yeah So I guess that made them want to take it seriously they like you said they were like, okay
So you're not part of the press you're actually doing solid research. Sure. You can come in go for it and
Tony and Paul ended up staying for five days and nights
Did you have underwear? Did you bring a toothbrush?
I'm just wondering.
Well, they were going on a snipe hunt already, so maybe they already had their car max full
of their adult bags.
Maybe they brought it all with them.
So this is a quote from Paul the Cropster.
He says, by the time we arrived, this ghost, remember, it's been on Channel 7 twice, it
was doing radio shows, people were talking about this. So it's been on channel seven twice, it was doing radio shows,
people were talking about this, so it's a big deal. Paul said, by the time we arrived,
it had become Australia's most publicized Pult case since the Guyra ghost, which I covered
right before this. I forgot they call it a Pult. A Pult, yeah. Far from a bunch of drunken
layabouts as some of the media tried to portray them. The residents struck us as competent people
and it was clear that above all else,
they simply wanted to be believed.
Another quote about their time there is,
for five days it obliged us by showering us
with pebbles, knives, bullets, and anything else
which came into its ectoplasmic grip.
Ooh, well said.
Writers indeed.
While there, about 30 objects were thrown at
or fell on Tony and Paul.
And sometimes after just being put back
in that box of frequent flyers,
remember they had an item, a box of items,
they would throw it down,
they would throw things in the box, seconds, they'd be flying across the room again.
Stones would rain on Paul.
Another time, a bullet fell on him when he was at the table.
Other times, a brass spark plug slammed onto the table in front of them.
Piles of pebbles would be found sitting on their cars,
which I think is so strange.
Like now it's piling on their it's piling on their stuff and outside of the house.
Yeah, I don't like that at all.
That would make me really uncomfy.
It feels like it's getting stronger in some way to me.
On days when a lot of pebbles were found inside, because it was gravel from their driveway.
So when pebbles were found inside, they would look outside and the gravel was fucking gone.
Like there was even a quote from one of them saying it was as if someone vacuumed up all the gravel and like created
Ditches in their yard that there were so many stones missing. So it was like literally using those stones
It said vacuumed by the thousands was the quote
What the F and like obviously if this were I were Kirstie, you would see her out there digging big trenches
in the fucking yard, I don't know.
Big fucking bucket of rocks.
With a wheelbarrow, like come on.
And if they're saying vacuumed by the thousands,
you have to assume that it's,
yeah, it's enough that someone's gonna notice like at least,
even if you're doing a handful at a time,
you gotta be going out there a lot.
A labor intensive situation. Yeah.
A friend of the housemates came over one time and actually claims to have seen the Poltergeist itself outside by the gravel, potentially quote reloading. Ew. Who said they saw this?
A friend that came to the house. Apparently they were like, I just saw something out by the gravel.
the house. So apparently they were like, I just saw something out by the gravel.
What was it? They didn't say what it looked like.
They said it was a jet black solid orb flying away from the driveway very fast,
but behind it, there was like two feet of a stream of gravel following it.
So it was like picking it up like an airstream. Eww.
Which is so creepy because that maybe that answers our question about like, does it blip into
another room or does it travel there?
But you could see it all floating on its own as if they had some sort of like spell on
the items and it traveled just with it.
Like a wind tunnel or something.
Yeah.
I wonder if that was something that only that guy saw.
Like it was like an accidental, like he saw something he wasn't supposed to.
You know what I mean?
Maybe the normal eye couldn't see it.
Imagine if that jet black orb turned around
and all of a sudden went, don't see a thing.
Oh.
You know?
Oh.
So on multiple occasions,
there was also this bottle opener in the house
that would go missing.
And when it reappeared,
it would always come back newly polished.
Oh what? Which like I feel like like what is that? Are you trying to do me a favor?
Yeah. Like I I don't want to ever use this ever again. It's so passive aggressive or passive
question mark. I don't it's passive in general. I don't like just tell me what you want. You know
when a dog like ends up just stealing like an item and now it's just their item. Yeah. That feels
like you can just take the bottle opener, you know, polish it all you want. You clearly care a lot more about
how shiny it is than we do. Also, yeah, it's kind of a fuck you. It's like, oh, I used it one time
and I have to re-fucking polish it. Okay, like things. So Tony and Paul would hear rocks hit
the roof and then scatter all over the kitchen moments later, AKA teleport through the ceiling.
So they're hearing bam on the roof
and then all of a sudden there's rocks
scattered on the floor.
That is so weird.
And one time a house friend told them,
poltergeists don't hurt people.
You have nothing to worry about
because they don't hurt people.
That's like one of the rules of poltergeist,
they don't hurt people.
And then all of a sudden pliers were floating
through the air and when she went to grab them
out of the air, it whacked her on the wrist.
It was like, don't tell me what to do.
Yeah.
You know my powers.
I hate it.
And to get as much evidence as possible,
one of the housemates, Andrew,
he tried reading from the Bible that one of the priests left after he came to visit.
But he was doing it-
The one where they ripped out all the pages.
Yes, but also like he was apparently doing it
to piss off the ghosts so that there would get,
there would be more evidence.
Just like aggravate them.
Which like, why didn't you do that
during the Channel 7 segment?
You know what I mean?
Like just when there's cameras, whatever.
Maybe they did.
Maybe they did, maybe they did. Maybe they did.
But the part I saw at least online was that he did this when Paul and Tony were here.
But when doing this the goal was to piss it off so that way they could record as much evidence as possible and
Activity would pick up when he read the Bible.
He actually there was like an off room that nobody used in the house and apparently everyone who ever went in there said it felt really fucking creepy as if like
the ghosts that was their room. So he would go into that room with all the lights off and read
the Bible. I think everybody, I feel like every old house has a room like that. What's your room?
Lacey's office. Yeah.
Oops. Which is wild because I feel so good in that room.
I just can't even look in there.
Really?
I've taken full ass sleeps in that room.
I glance in there every time and I'm like, nobody.
When the sun is setting, something's off in that room for sure.
When there's like...
When did you nap in there?
When we were prepping for the show.
Oh, I forgot about that.
I was in such a...
Because you said the studio was too messy for me to sleep in,
but I also want to sleep in your bed,
and I wasn't going to get in Leona's crib,
so all that was left, kind of.
And there was an hour left of our night to sleep,
so we might as well sleep somewhere.
Yeah. Okay, I recall.
I think I actually picked that room to sleep in
because I assumed I would be uncomfortable
and I'd wake up faster,
so I wouldn't actually sleep through working.
Oh, maybe they made you feel right at home.
I've never felt negative energy.
I just get like creeped out, that's all.
There's definitely something creepy in there sometimes,
but I think when I went in there,
I was so tired and didn't even care.
Good.
And I even told them, I was like,
do whatever you want, but don't touch me. I said something out loud. Don't let me sleep. I made some sort of proclamation where I was so tired and even good and I even told them I was like do whatever you want. Don't touch me I said something. I made some sort of proclamation where I was like you do whatever you want, but you cannot physically touch me
And then I just went to bed
On to that might be part of it. It's a good futon. Yeah
Let me see just to aggravate the ghost
Oh, so he's reading the Bible and He goes into the dark room or which maybe the ghost room starts reading the Bible to piss them off and a bullet and a
Shot glass at the same time both fly around the room and when someone and when they land someone touches them and they're like
hot to the touch
They're microwaved
Another Another blah blah blah, where were we? Oh, and eventually they stopped using this tactic
of reading the Bible when a battery flew too close
to the baby and it was like testing,
it felt like this ghost was finally testing boundaries.
Oh, pushing its limits, yeah, no, no, yeah.
I think because it was like,
if you wanna read the Bible to piss me off,
then I'm gonna piss you off.
Right, right, right.
And now I'm throwing shit at your kid.
So they stopped reading the Bible after that. But
another time, Kirsty said, she was just like, you don't know what's going to happen in this house.
You never know when it's going to do something. And immediately a knife went flying into the room.
It was like that damn right. So it was definitely, it feels like this thing for sure intelligently
responds to people. Yeah. It sounds like it knows what it's doing, yeah. And while there, Paul and Tony witnessed
at least 37 incidents, and on their last day there,
they heard a sound outside and everyone watched a light bulb
slam onto the concrete and not shatter.
Like just slam. And not shatter?
Eww. Slammed onto the concrete,
did not shatter, and it was like a weird looking light bulb.
It was like a weird yellow color.
Everyone in the house was like, I've never seen that light bulb in my life.
They didn't even know where it came from.
Eww. Which is like, so is it now haunting other areas and it stole that light bulb?
Did it is that light bulb from the past and it brought up back to like,
is it from a previous owner and like it just like appeared from time and space?
I don't know. Is it from hell?
Yeah. Is it from hell?
Is it Satan's light bulb?
Is it the devil's light bulb?
The devil's light.
So they all go into the house because they're like, that's fucking crazy.
More gravel is thrown across the room and a crucifix slams onto the table.
Now we're talking.
Paul and Tony were the last people to officially observe this poltergeist and only a few months
later the housemates did finally fucking move by the way.
They were like, I'm out of here.
As soon as they left the first I love that Tony and Paul were here to catch some real
activity and then they find this like mysterious light bulb and a crucifix slam on the table
and then they went, well, time to go.
We're looking for a snipe out in the forest.
Or who's, what's it, what are they looking for?
A yaoi.
Yaoi, so we gotta go.
They were like, and just as quick as we appeared,
we are gone.
Thank you so much for your time, goodbye.
So then months later, the housemates move.
And as soon as they left, the activity also seemed to stop
and nobody has reported any haunting since. Since all soon as they left, the activity also seemed to stop and nobody has reported any haunting
since. Since the room, since all the roomies left. Yes. So it's thought that they, the attachment came
from them. Before they left though, this is wild, the landlord had some beef with them and he tried
suing them for property damages to the house. But then they were like, there, we literally have had
knives thrown at us every day. Like, course, there's property damage to this house
Like we couldn't patch the walls fast enough a knife would just come right back
And we're so for both parties because it's like yeah. What do you do? Like someone has to fix it. Well
Weirdly like I've never heard of a case like this
But thanks to the media coverage and how popular this fucking ghost was, the judge had heard about this poltergeist.
And I guess he was also a believer in the spooky.
Oh my God.
And he straight up said the damage was not the housemaid's fault
because it was a poltergeist and that the landlord could not evict them
or sue them for property damages.
And that was season one, episode one of Judge Judy.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
Yeah.
So while moving out, the landlord, I guess, also had security guards go and check the state of the
house. Like I guess while the housemates were in and out for the last week, he had security guards
going to check the state of the house. And one of the security guards was actually interviewed
in the segment. And he even said like a knife
got thrown at his feet. Like he was in there by himself and a knife through got thrown
across the house. So even he believes it. Which is pretty telling to me. I think that's
like pretty dope that he's like, even I fucking saw something. The security guard there on
business only like yeah. Yeah. But then of course there's like the naysayers who are
like, well, he just wanted his like five seconds of fame. He just said he saw something, whatever.
Here are the theories as to this poltergeist.
The first one is that maybe this house was haunted before the families even got there.
Maybe they didn't bring it.
The ghost was already there.
There was a cleaning lady who came in, in between tenants, and she said that the house
always felt really fucking creepy.
It was oddly cold in the summer, the doors would open and close by themselves.
And at some point her or someone who was helping her clean had to run out of the house because
they were so freaked out by this place.
So it was bad already.
And someone pointed out that the landlord had a family of seven and could have really
used a bigger house like this one he was renting out to people, but he lived in a smaller house down the road.
And so some people think maybe he knew it was haunted and chose to live somewhere smaller.
I think that could also be like, like you could do a back and forth really quick on
that of like, well, he probably just wanted to like rent out the better house.
So he got more money.
Yeah, who knows?
Yeah.
But someone noted it of like maybe he knew and didn't want to live there.
But Dave and Jill, one of the two couples who lived there,
Dave and Jill, they lived there first before Andrew and Kirsty moved in
and they never had any activity until Andrew.
It's that fucking Kirsty.
She's always the center of the story, isn't she?
She seems to always walk in the room right at the right time. I'm not blaming her. It's always the center of the story, isn't she? She seems to always walk in the room
right at the right time.
I'm not blaming her.
I'm just saying.
It's very convenient.
Yeah, I'm just saying I think maybe she unintentionally
could have had something to do with this.
The ghosts have picked a scapegoat
and her name is Kirsty, I think.
Yeah, poor thing.
So Dave and Jill, they were like,
they kind of shut down that rumor
of like maybe it was haunted beforehand.
Cause even if the cleaning lady thought it was creepy,
they were like, we literally lived here for like a year
and nothing ever happened.
Maybe it was like creepy, but like there, Jill and Jack
and Jill, what the fuck are their names?
Dave and Jill.
Dave and Jill, maybe they just didn't have that open-
X factor.
Yeah, or like that openness or acceptance of it
or something that like then Kirsty maybe after the trauma
of losing their friend,
maybe like it just turned into a kind of perfect storm.
Great point though, like maybe it was haunted,
but it was just kind of like latently haunted.
Yeah, latently.
And so like someone could unlock it, yeah.
Right.
It's like Blaze and Alta moving into a house
that's like very haunted, but they'll never see a damn thing.
They'll never see a damn thing.
And then meanwhile, we're like,
there's just knives and shit flying through the air.
And then you and I walk in and now they're blaming it on us.
It's like, wait a minute.
So that because Dave and Jill, they said that they never had any activity until Andrew and
Kirstie showed up.
That leads to the first theory that this might be a hoax because some thought that maybe the tenants,
AKA Andrew and Kirstie, were doing this for clout or,
I mean, they also,
because items were getting thrown around the house
with a toddler there and the toddler never got hurt.
So they were like, maybe it was one of the baby's parents
who wouldn't dare to do that.
Specifically, many thought that they were taping,
this is like what they think, if this was a hoax, how it was happening. They thought that they were taping, this is like what they think,
if this was a hoax, how it was happening.
They thought that the items were being taped
to the ceiling fans and then they would just flip the switch
and let it just spin and items are just ricocheting
across the fucking house.
But with a baby, so like that defeats the purpose of like.
Knives, hot knives.
So that defeats the point that it would be
one of the parents doing this. Like you're not
just going to like let knives go flying around the house with your baby. I mean usually once you're
baby proofing a house like knives taped to the ceiling fans are a no-go. Like that's at least
what I've heard. I know it's controversial but. Well also because like maybe let's say it was
Andrew or Kirstie or any of the adults. Yeah. And they were just not aiming at the baby.
You can't prevent that if you're doing it at random
and just letting the ceiling fan decide.
So that shut things down pretty quickly
when people were like,
oh, it's a hoax and this is how it's happening.
People were like, that's,
then it's not any of them causing it.
I don't know what to tell you.
But on top of that, people actually tested out that theory
of like taping things to a ceiling fan
and just letting the fan run.
I would love to test that out for fun.
They do it with Leona in the room.
Yeah, all right.
They did test that out and just let the fan run
and whenever things shook off the fan and flew,
it didn't really work.
The trajectories didn't make sense.
A lot of times the items would just shake out of the tape
and then just kind of fall instead of go flying.
Yeah.
And nearly 20 people have been in this house investigating
and have tried actively to debunk this.
Someone would have either checked the fans
or noticed that they were all falling from a fan.
From a fan and clattering up there before falling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Paul was quoted saying,
if the TV people were right
and the whole situation was a setup,
then why continue the show when Tony and I got there?
Like, why would the ghosts keep doing this?
We weren't reporters,
they weren't getting any money or publicity from us,
and yet the activity continued the whole time.
So that was Paul in defense being like,
this wasn't a hoax.
And Tony was quoted saying,
if it really wanted to hurt me,
it could have embedded the knife in my back rather than hurl it past me.
But the more that we saw, the more we understood that the resonance
fury came at the smug, ill informed skeptics.
So they were like, the longer we were there, the more we could see why these
people were just pissed off at anyone thinking it was a hoax,
because this is so fucking real. Yeah.
So if it was a hoax, a lot of people thought,
because that was kind of the theory of like, oh, it's a hoax
and it's all of the residents doing this.
There was the other theory that it's a hoax
and not all the residents are involved or are
in the know about this.
And that led to people thinking, obviously, this
is all Kirsty's doing.
Oh, Kirsty.
They thought that it must be her, one, because she's the one
who was home the most often because she was taking care of the baby,
but taking care of the baby by throwing knives at it. OK. Yeah.
But people also maybe thought that because they already attached her
to the hoax theory with channel seven that this
was not a fair argument, that like maybe she was just associated with hoaxes and
so that's how we landed here. Also the hauntings were happening around the
clock whether or not Kirsty was there so there were times where she wasn't in the
house believe it or not and there were still things being thrown at everyone.
Paul and Tony, this is probably my favorite quote of all of it, they were in
defense of Kirsty in this moment. Paul and Tony, this is probably my favorite quote of all of it, they were in defense of Kirsty
in this moment.
Paul and Tony said, I'm confident of two things.
If anyone was pulling stunts, it was Kirsty,
and Kirsty wasn't pulling stunts.
Oh, I love this.
Yes, yes, yes, that's wonderful.
They were like, this is fucking nobody's fault,
this is a real ass ghost.
But then people thought, well, maybe Kirsty isn't doing this as a hoax.
Maybe this really is that her and Andrew brought something with them when they moved in,
because then that would also right. Line up with the timeline of it. Yes.
So people thought maybe she was inadvertently bringing energy into the house when she moved in
or maybe she was cursed.
bringing energy into the house when she moved in, or maybe she was cursed.
Reason one, being that there was allegedly no activity
until her and Andrew got there.
Reason two, being that Andrew and Kirsty
previously lived in a house that maybe had activity in it.
At a previous house of theirs,
Kirsty and Andrew had stones also being forcefully thrown
at their windows and doors. Oh, what?
At the same time at work, items would go missing and end up in weird places.
So at the time, they they didn't even think of it as a ghost at the time.
Hmm. So for context, Andrew and Kirsty are like incredibly racist.
Oh, interesting.
Plot twist.
And they were very outspoken about that.
In fact, Tony Healy himself at the parapsychological research lecture I watched, he was very out
upfront about it.
He was like, they were incredibly racist.
And so they had activity happening at their house, but they excused all of it as people
mad at their views.
Like someone pulling things on their house.
Which like they had stones being thrown, which I could imagine like someone in protest, like
throwing rocks at your door.
Sure, yeah, that one tracks.
They had items go missing and end up in weird places. That don't that sounds more like someone's breaking into your fucking house.
I don't know if that how true that is.
Weird hopes that is. Yeah.
They did have a weird situation happening when it comes to missing items
at their place of work.
So they worked kind of like a mess hall and
they would find cups full of coffee grounds that could not be explained.
And then knives would go missing and they would find cups full of coffee grounds that could not be explained, and then knives would go missing,
and they would be found stabbed into the freezer's meat.
Ew!
Which is very fucking creepy,
but I don't know if that was to threaten them
or scare them or whatever.
To try and get some prime rib?
Like, I don't know, that's weird.
Or just to, maybe just to ruin their day.
I don't totally understand, but it certainly was freaky.
Ruin my day.
But at the time,
Andrew and Kirstie never considered it was a ghost.
They always thought these were things being pulled
by people who didn't like their views.
Oh, sure.
But now that they're in this haunted house,
it seems like they're trying to,
it's like, they're like, Oh, well, in
hindsight, maybe it was a ghost and nobody was actually that mad at us for
our shitty views.
Um, you know what I mean?
It's like a weird, they're bringing, they're bringing up their past to like
justify the now when like things weren't ever using that story before.
Yeah, it's a little, yeah, I get you.
Um, Kirsty also at one point said that she thought,
oh, we didn't bring any energy with us.
We actually think it's cursed because-
Cursed-y.
Oh.
Just saying.
Now I like where your head's at.
Hang on a second.
Hang on a second.
We gotta do something about that.
It's leaning on Letitia is where it's at.
Letitia Lemon.
Letitia Lemon. Before people who are only listening don't know that you're leaning against Letitia is where it's at. Letitia Lemon. Letitia Lemon.
Before people who are only listening don't know that you're leaning against Letitia Lemon.
Squishmallow.
Squishmallow.
Who's Letitia? Hang on a second.
I'm just resting my head on Letitia's warm bosom.
What's your dolphin one, Dolph's name?
Oh yeah, Dolph. He's over there. That's Moonshine's mommy.
And Letitia Lemon is your next mommy, I guess.
No, leticia moonshine's mine.
Moonshine stole it all from me, so leticia's mine.
Well, okay, so these people are, you know,
justifying the ghosts now with like probably just people
mad at them for being racist in the past.
But she also is saying that maybe they didn't bring the energy, maybe she was cursed all
along because at one of the houses, she saw some indigenous people on her property and
she turned that into a whole story about them cursing her.
Sure.
Yeah, that track for definitely.
I could get into the details of it.
It's not worth anyone's time.
Doesn't seem like it.
So basically she never considered the activity
at the first house to be paranormal until now.
And now that she's maybe in an actual haunted house,
she's like, oh, in hindsight, yes, I've had ghosts with me.
So maybe I am the reason that things got brought over here.
It is weird that she had stones flying around
in two different houses, but it seems like one was at her door and her windows outside versus like
raining from the ceiling.
This feels like amplified times a thousand.
Yes. So that's one theory that it's, you know,
that she inadvertently did this and it's indigenous people's fault, I suppose.
Another theory is that channel seven actually suggested,
they suggested this that the poltergeist was actually just energy from the original owners.
Because the original family who built this house in the 70s, they lived there for 20 years,
they loved this house a lot, and when they were evicted, they literally left kicking and screaming.
They were like so attached to this house, they loved this house. Oh. And, but the original family is still alive, so it's not like they're dead and their energy
is still here.
Oh, weird.
Okay.
So yeah, there's no like traumatic thing that happened to them.
Can you hear the stupid fucking lawnmower?
Okay.
Oh.
If anyone can hear it, there's a lawnmower outside.
Sorry.
But so yeah, the family is still alive.
So it's not like their ghosts are in this house.
But then they were like,
maybe it's not the ghosts on the property.
Maybe they cursed the property when they left
because they wanted to live there so badly.
I don't know.
And then the family themselves suggested
that maybe it was their, like the family themselves,
like the original owner said this.
Oh, okay.
He said, maybe because we miss the house so much,
it's our anger manifesting at the house when we're asleep.
What?
How often, first of all, when do you sleep?
Yeah, are you asleep 24 hours a day?
Why do you keep sleeping all the time?
And so angrily.
I think you need to get your vitamin D
and iron levels checked, first of all.
Second of all, what the hell? That's alarming and also not good for your health
If you're that angry all the time that you even admit it might be creating supernatural occurrence at violence like
You get that
Checked out order in order indeed
Another theory is that this all could have been started from the storm the day that they first got activity. Oh the storm! Yes, the storm. That is feels like when it started kind of to really...
They think that that might have set off something electromagnetic in the spheres. Sure, in the ether.
And then the final theory is that this could have really been Troy or the friend that passed away. Oh, Troy. And if not Troy, then it could have been
the people living there because they were his friends.
They could have been bringing this energy out
of an already haunted house while grieving.
That's what my theory, that was what theory
I align with most, I would say.
I agree, because the death only happened two weeks
before this activity started.
Two weeks, I keep forgetting how close that was, yeah.
And so they were probably just,
I mean, it's one person who grieving their best friend,
but imagine a house of like five people
all grieving one person who died two weeks ago,
pretty near the property.
And maybe the house was already haunted.
So that's my theory.
I'm glad you agree with me
that they just generated a lot of
negative shit. And also like,
what are the odds that Troy's name would show up?
So like maybe something intelligent knew what they were feeling or overheard them
talking about Troy.
It was almost like them manifesting it, but slightly off.
Like maybe they were just so much thought about Troy that it like manifested his
name on that thing. You know, I don't know.
Yeah. Yeah.
So we probably won't ever know the actual truth about this,
but the Humpty Doo poltergeist is one of the most prolific haunts in Australia.
And a final quote from Paul,
the cropster is that the Humpty Doo case seems to have almost everything
showers of stones, wrappings and scratchings,
dangerous objects thrown with great force but without causing injury, threatening messages, mind games, violent
reactions to prayers and religious paraphernalia, and resistance to exorcism. I get asked, was
it real? Yes, it certainly was. I remain convinced that what I observed was a poltergeist.
Cropster has spoken. The Cropster has spoken. I believe it.
I believe it too.
I don't always believe the stories necessarily or all of it, but this one sounds pretty compelling
to me.
I mean, that's a lot of witnesses and none of them saying this isn't real.
And nothing like really pointing at anyone besides a faint reflection of somebody in
the, you know, like nothing really seemed to
It's not like oh and then they found dust of gravel under one of their beds like, you know
I know it's like there was nothing that you could kind of point to you would think with five housemates and so many people
In their homes someone would have seen something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so that is probably
I would from what I've seen so far the most famous poltergeist of Australia.
I can't believe I've never even heard of such a thing.
Me too. And all of it, by the way, because of one random mention when I covered the gyra ghost.
That's right, because it was such a compelling name. And someone said something like, this was the biggest poltergeist until we got the Humpty
Doo Polts.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Because everybody knows.
So anyway, thank you, Gyro Ghost, for the shout out to the Humpty Doo Poltergeist.
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In my breaking news, my period started.
So congratulations to me.
And it does explain a lot of my energy maybe.
I think maybe that-
That does track.
Doesn't it?
It feels like it answers some of our unanswered questions.
So here I am, I'm back, and I do want to issue a quick apology to my friend, Julio, because
also known as the Flower Hat, by the way, he had a blue check mark before I ever did.
So I feel like, you know, he's one rung above me.
But Julio had suggested the Helen Przezinski story to me last week and was like,
you have to cover this, which is why I covered it.
And it would have been great to mention that after my weird meltdown about how
I don't know about our process and stuff.
But I thought he submitted Frank McAllister, which is what I'm covering today.
So I was like going through our texts, being like, where is his thing about?
Like I was going to give him a shout out. And then I was like going through our texts being like, where is his thing about? Like I was gonna give him a shout out.
And then I was like, wait a minute.
And I had a sinking feeling and I typed in Helene
and his text was like,
I have this crazy story.
So I texted him, I was like,
don't think I'm just like totally cutting you out
when I tell the story.
I just forgot, I'll bring it up today.
And he actually said, he said, re-record everything.
And I said, okay,
maybe I will. And so here we go. This is the story of Frank McAllister, not brought to you by Julio,
but sort of in spirit though, in spirit, maybe. So Frank McAllister was born September 20th, 1973
to parents, Cindy and Doug. He was a very happy child. He loved attention and his favorite
feeling was making people laugh. When Frank was eight years old, his parents divorced.
This was already starting to sound like our biographies. We just loved attention. Our
parents got divorced. Keep it going. Keep it going. Cindy, his mom, said that she and Doug,
now her ex-husband had had their ups and downs
and they just couldn't make it work anymore.
But being the 80s, early 80s, it was 81 at this point,
divorce, although it was acceptable enough,
it was still hard for women.
It was just hard to get back on your feet.
They had to just- It was still taboo.
It was very taboo, exactly.
And even legally speaking, like that,
those equal rights were very new as well.
Like, yeah, not even 10 years old.
Yes, exactly.
So I talked about the Equal Credit Opportunity Act of 74.
And before that, women were not even allowed to own a bank account
or open a bank account, excuse me, if without their husband's permission or their father's
I mean, it's like so ick ick
And same with like obviously mortgages credit cards loans, you name it
And so the ECO way when that was passed made it explicitly illegal for banks to discriminate based on sex on race color religion
National origin sex marital status or age but Cindy, national origin, sex, marital status, or age.
But Cindy, you know, this law had just passed.
She was a new mother.
Everything didn't change at once,
especially from town to town, state to state.
And so getting divorced in 81 was more complicated for her
than it was for her husband.
Of course.
So, yeah, so I tell you all that because Frank's dad, so her ex, Doug, moved back to Redding,
California, where his family was from.
And Frank's mom, Cindy, had to make the really tough decision to send Frank with his dad
because she just said it was too much.
I had to get myself back on my feet before I could figure out how to care for him.
Yeah.
And so, you know, that becomes just a big, I guess, plot point, which is why I described
all that.
And it was really devastating for her to almost, it was like a sacrifice, right, to like let
her son go.
She said, I just thought he'd have a better life there.
Yeah.
Even though it was like-
I guess for him, it looked like she abandoned him or something? No, no, I just thought he'd have a better life there. Yeah. But I even though it like for him, it like looked like she
abandoned him or something.
No, no, I don't think so.
They stayed really close.
It just like, it just, I think probably eats at her like the what ifs, you know,
like what if I had said, no, no, stay here instead of go with your dad, you know?
And, um, I think that's kind of where that sticking point is.
But, you know, for what it's worth,
I think it was a very noble decision
because at this point in her life,
she didn't even have a car and she had a young child.
Who needed attention?
Who needed a lot of attention.
Well, sorry, someone to be attentive to them.
Sorry.
I thought you meant who needed attention. I was like, yeah, and who was attentive to them. Oh, I thought you meant, I thought you meant
you needed attention.
I was like, yeah, and who's running a puppet show
every five minutes, that was us.
And he was directing all the neighborhood kids.
Yeah, so I was like, wow, I'm pulling the punches here.
Yeah, he needed a lot of attention.
No, but you're right, like she basically said,
like I barely had the means to get myself to the grocery store, let alone like care for a kid and bring him to school and you know, all that stuff. And she wanted to establish her life. So she missed her son Frank desperately, but she thought he'd be better off living with his father in Redding, California, while she figured out her life. So Frank and his dad had always been extremely close, and they bonded over fishing. That was their favorite activity.
When he was younger, Frank used to take his fishing pole
outside and just practice with his dad's fishing pole
over and over and over without any water,
just like to practice doing it.
Just throw it and bring it back.
Just throw it and probably drag like sticks
and leaves with you every time.
I'm sure his dad loved that.
I know, right?
And so now that they were in Redding, they lived close to a river and Frank and his dad
spent entire days fishing, picnicking, swimming.
He was basically living like a very idyllic life in terms of that kind of 70s, 80s nostalgia,
like living in the woods, running around with the thing you always see in like in slow motion
playbacks now. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And like crossing the river on a
log. I don't know if the full house theme song could play over
it. Yes. You wanted to. Yes. Big time. And so he had that kind
of life and his uncle later described the river that they
would always go to as where summer happened for us and
happened for Frankie. And I just was like, that's really... That's so, so...
I know it's going to be sad.
Yeah, it is.
Frank's stories are sweet.
It is.
If someone were to say this is where summer happened for us,
it would have been the Beach Water Park, May She Rest In Peace,
which really is an unfortunate place for my childhood memories to go to their grave.
But that is probably the most, I don't know,
like symbolic location of my youth.
What was it called?
The Beach Waterpark.
Well, it didn't have a name,
it was just the Beach Waterpark.
It was called The Beach.
And it was, we would call it, we're going to the beach.
I mean, so Ohio, like it's just,
but like you pass it every time you go up a certain highway
and every time you drive past, it's just like RIP
because you can see the giant like cliff, you know,
water slide and it's just like decrepit.
And then every now and then someone's like,
bought the property and wants to like renovate it.
And I'm like, ah, no, I'm not letting Leona go down
that fucking cliff slide that I used to do.
I don't know why I just thought like a river would be such a nice place for summer to have happened instead of the beach Waterpark, but yeah, no, that's how how old were you when it's like went defunct? Oh, I think really old
I think I may have already been in college or like finishing high school. So it was around for a while
Mine I think you know, it's my water park.
It didn't, it's still around.
It's called Waterworks.
Waterworks, okay, that's a better name already.
It's still around, but emotionally,
I think it's defunct because I, as an adult,
don't think that I could, I could never.
Now, I think I'm just, as I'm getting older,
I'm like more like aware of germs and shit.
No, it's horrifying.
I literally look back sometimes,
Alexander and I still sometimes read reviews of it,
like on episodes, and we're like,
the fact that we basically lived there is so sick.
I can't believe I don't have more parasites
just eating my skin.
I remember as a kid thinking, like having like a moment with myself and being like,
please be the fun parent that goes to water parks with your kids.
I know, I know, see?
And adult me is like, fuck you.
Like Clorox, get out of my face.
I know that it was such a desperate want, and this would have really probably been a bond
with me and my future kids,
but they're just not gonna have that one.
Sorry about that.
But here's what I'll say.
Maybe there's a world in which nowadays,
30 years later, things are maybe more sanitized,
and post-COVID maybe they're better implemented.
In that case, would you attend maybe a water park?
I would need to see the numbers.
But you you're just saying like in terms of your home water park,
you're like never again.
Um, water parks in general, I'm just aware of like how much pee and like spit
and like probably blood and used band-aids.
Like I'm just like, oh, thank you. Yeah, no, no, no.
I I think I would look like that loser dad.
Like, I would go, but I would be like in goggles
and like, I would bring like a cleansing wipe on my face.
You have to read or listen to my podcast.
Em, you have to listen to my podcast.
It's called Beachy Sandy Water Too Wet.
And let me-
What episode, the waterpark one?
The waterpark's episode.
It's great wolf lodge
Maybe or I don't know. Oh, but I gotta tell you and it was probably one of the
Most unhinged and we talk a lot about the beach waterpark home of our childhood
I'm I'm
Getting to it right now. Anyway, I
Know listen, I'm like embarrassed now. I'm like blushing.
You know, I just started listening to our own podcast.
Really?
How's that going?
Well, I started listening like a couple months ago now.
I started listening a little bit too, interestingly enough.
It's weird to hear myself.
But no, and then also like,
I feel like I weirdly am imposing
if I listen to you and Zandy talking.
I know it's literally a podcast, but I'm like, I feel like I weirdly I'm imposing if I listen to you and Zandy talking I know it's literally a podcast, but I'm like I feel like I'm I beg of people if you want to listen to it
Go for it
If you don't I have zero like please don't please don't do it just to you know out of feeling like you have to
But I'm so thankful when people who want to listen to it do because then I don't have to like tell them things
Like they'll just know you know what I mean like how my neighbor Anne and Blaze are both caught up on my life because
they listen to my podcasts and it's like really comforting to have a neighbor to go to yoga with
and Blaze and they just know what's going on. Well I uh whenever I listen to a podcast of like
if I hear myself on a podcast I can't listen to it. No, unbearable.
But so I recently tried getting into
and that's what we're trying,
it's a pretty good podcast, you should listen to it.
No thanks.
And Beach to Sandy, I feel like I,
cause I actually know the two of you,
I'm like, I don't wanna be that person
who like live texts you my opinion on things.
No please do.
But I feel like I'll have things to say.
I already have so many of them, including Julio and who I've already mentioned multiple times. So yeah, no, it would be an honor
really if you listen to the Water Park one. Also, and we talk about you so often because I know you
don't ever listen that I'm like, now I'm a little bit nervous that I've said things about you.
I have been tagged on the TikTok clips, whenever you mentioned me.
I see that every time I go, now what did I say?
I don't know, I don't know what I said.
So far I've said by everything you've said, so.
Good.
You're doing good.
Yeah, maybe just stick to the water parks episode then,
because it's pretty gnarly.
Okay, all that to say,
basically he had this kind of idyllic childhood
that very nostalgic, basically he had this kind of idyllic childhood that, very nostalgic,
northern California, or I don't know, central northern California, just beautiful, you know,
woodsy, 80s, running through the woods with your, you know, very close with your dad and
uncle and going camping and hunting and fishing, blah, blah, blah.
So very nostalgic. And he really, really grew up
pretty well there. And by the time he was 19 years old, this was the spring of 1993, he is a happy
young adult. He's making plans for the future. He had recently proposed to his girlfriend, Danelle. And Danelle and he planned to elope in Reno and start building a life together as adults
and start a family.
The issue was Frank wasn't sure how to get the financial means to do this.
And he had been in a car accident a few months prior
and had received a roughly $5,000 insurance settlement
for totaling the car or for the car having been totaled.
But beyond the $5,000, he didn't really have much,
especially if they were like moving out of state, you know.
Sure, and it's gonna go to the car probably.
Right, you're gonna need a car and all that.
And so he worked at a local restaurant as a cook
and he made some money there, but not too much, obviously.
But he was determined to take that five grand
and hopefully turn it into a larger sum
so that he and Danelle could really
start their lives together.
So on May 6th, Frank borrowed his girlfriend,
or I'm sorry, fiancee, Danelle's car to run some errands
and basically he didn't quite tell her
but he had mentioned going to see a friend
and that he had plans for the rest of the day
but he'd be back that evening.
By the time it was late, Frank was still out
and Danelle went to bed but when she woke up
the next morning and discovered he still hadn't returned with her car, she started
dialing his pager. Good times. She dialed his pager multiple times and when
he didn't respond, that's when she started to freak out. And she called
Frank's mom who also hadn't seen him and tried paging, nothing. So Cindy agreed that this was unlike Frank.
So she and her husband Jack started driving to Reading
to meet with Danelle.
And this is where I always just get this sense
of like that impending doom.
Yes, I wrote doom, like in my notes.
It's that feeling of like having to drive.
And I think a recent story I covered also discussed
that notion of having to drive and I think a recent story I covered also discussed that
notion of having to drive like through the night and your adrenaline is like
Keeping you up, but you have no idea what's like meeting you on the other side and yeah
It's also like the the the reality of like the fact that I'm even in this car going to look is not a good sign
Exactly like like it's already that things are bad already. It's already bad.
You just don't know how bad.
It's almost like you don't know how bad
and you fear the worst.
It's the moment when you're already preparing for,
the worst that could happen. The unthinkable probably, yeah.
And so that is kind of exactly how it went.
She and her husband, Jack, so his stepdad,
Frank's stepdad, drove to Reading to meet with Danelle.
And the entire time, Cindy just kept telling herself,
Frank will be there by the time you get there.
And, you know, they don't have cell phones
at this point, obviously.
And so she's just hoping that by the time they arrive,
this is all solved itself and they can have a coffee
and move on.
Yeah, yeah.
But when they get to Reading,
there's still no sign of Frank anywhere. The police take a missing person report, but it's a 19 year old man. He's been gone less than 24 hours
It's like I mean, there's only so much they can do they don't exactly jump into action right away
However, it was a red flag that he had recently cashed that insurance check meaning he presumably had five grand on him.
Oh, shit. So now it's like, did he get robbed or what is he doing with that five grand?
Yeah. It's sort of like that could have put a target on him, you know. So the official
assumption was, hey, listen, he'll show up sooner or later, but we're going to note this
and make an official report. But Frank's family was like, no, he would not have gone somewhere overnight.
He would not have not answered his pager.
He would not have told nobody where he was going.
And he would have contacted us by now if something like car troubles had happened to him.
And all they could do was wait, which again, is my worst nightmare,
the idea of just sitting there with nothing to do but wait for answers
Also my I would think too like if you have that much money you at least could like break a five and make a phone call
Like find a phone
Hotel and bar like he was completely empty-handed. Yeah. Yeah, that's so it's the fact that he wasn't
Accessible at all in any kind. Yeah, like not even using someone's phone or anything.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So hours later, just before midnight,
a call came in from a Costco in Reading
reporting an abandoned vehicle in their parking lot,
which they said had been there overnight.
So since May 6th.
And police responded and identified the vehicle
by the license plate and it was
Danelle's car. So the car that he had borrowed, that Frank had borrowed from her.
Damn.
Frank was nowhere in sight. However, the car and its wheel wells were caked in mud,
as if the car had been driving through some very like off-roading rural areas, and then abandoned
here and ditched in a hurry.
The window was still rolled down, the key was in the ignition and when they opened it,
they saw that there was blood everywhere.
There was blood pooled in the driver's seat, stained the door.
There was a backpack filled with bloody newspaper and a white t-shirt on the floor that was
completely soaked with blood.
Oh my God.
Oh wow. Just horrific gore.
And the detectives said later in interviews that they knew based on the amount of
blood in the vehicle that who, who, like whomever had been attacked,
there probably had not survived this attack.
Too much blood had been lost. And you know, of course they notify the family,
they found this vehicle and they have to tell them, you know, of course they notify the family they found this vehicle and they have to tell
them, you know, the scary bad news.
And Cindy later said that her heart broke as she realized Frank just would never be coming
back like not just today, but never.
And his uncle seemingly had the same idea and said, that's when I knew, well, Frank,
he's gone for good, which is just like, oh, yeah.
I mean, if you're already going into that,
if you're already driving down that road with the doom in your heart,
the like, something's not good.
And then that happens very hard to have hope to go upward at all.
Yeah, exactly. To have any like hope.
Yeah. Yeah. It must be crushing. Yeah.
So basically they turned it into a homicide investigation
right then because of the amount of blood and you know, the abandoned car. So the police turned to
the to the drug scene of Redding. And that was based on some information from Denell that Frank
had occasionally used methamphetamines in the past and she had heard him mentioning that he might be able to use some of the insurance money and flip it for quick profit.
Okay, I see. Via drugs. And the problem was Frank was not experienced in this
realm whatsoever. I mean it was like not his kind of forte. Yeah, exactly. And
his uncle even said he was pretty naive,
like this was not really a safe space for him to be wheeling and dealing, you
know. Frank's family investigators wondered like maybe he made a deal with
somebody and it went south and he was killed for that reason, maybe he was
robbed and he was too naive to see it coming.
Interestingly, three different tips that came in
all mentioned the same man who also happened
to be on the drug seat in the area,
and that was a man named Brian Bennett.
Okay.
So of course, police go straight to Brian Bennett first
because as one of the detectives said in an interview,
you get one tip, okay, that's great.
Two, like, wow, we're onto something,
but three people, three different people call in. It's's like how could you not think this is your guy?
Yeah, like wake up. We got wake up. There's a sign. Don't don't miss the pattern. There's a pattern
It's very obvious and so according to one of the tips someone saw Frank at Brian's house
Allegedly asking Brian to sell him drugs with the cash he had gotten.
And the tipster said they saw Brian then return later to his own house, visibly nervous and
fidgety and that his truck was covered in blood and mud.
Okay.
Another tipster claimed Brian was seen driving Danel's car with Frank in the passenger seat.
Okay.
Also weird.
The third caller reported that Brian shot Frank in the head
and abandoned his remains at the river where Brian and his family
liked to go fishing.
Oh, I hope for multiple reasons.
I hope that one's not true just for the sentimentality.
Isn't that wild?
So Frank's dad and uncle searched the river tirelessly
when they heard this.
Yeah. And they knew they weren't going to find him alive, of course
But they wanted to bring him home so they could bury him. So they're out there looking
Yeah for the body of their son and nephew, which so
Just sick and just like every time you it's like the worst day of fishing because because if you catch something, you're like, you're like,
what the fuck am I about to pull up?
Is it you don't want to kid? Exactly.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
It's horrific.
I assume they're fishing.
Like, I mean, how or what are they doing to know?
I think they're just like wading through the water.
I'm assuming. Oh, OK.
I thought they were like trying to like just see if they catch anything.
I mean, maybe they are netting.
I don't know, but I'm not sure.
That makes more sense.
Sorry, I wouldn't.
I didn't even know how to image.
You know, I don't either.
But yeah, I'm assuming it was more just like they looked to see.
It's also had been dumped.
It's visually.
Even more heartbreaking if they're just wading through the water, just like,
yeah, almost like like just kicking your your feet wondering if you'll hit something.
Oh my God, or seeing like a shoe or a sock, you know,
and you're like, could that be?
And then it's not.
I mean, it just sounds like so traumatic.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
And so that's what they're doing.
And I just want to, like, I'm just going to say this now.
That tip, that third tip was bunk.
Like somebody just called that in.
Oh, I don't like that.
I just feel like I should say that now because I might forget later, but yeah, that wasn't
even a real tip.
Why would you even invent that and call it?
Why would you say that?
Like, what is wrong with people?
It's like, somehow, it's obviously not worse because thankfully it wasn't true, but it's
like, what kind of sicko comes up with that? It feels extra.
I mean, did they know the story of like,
oh, that's where we always used to play in?
Yeah, they must have if they said like,
they dumped him where their bodies,
where they used to fish.
It's like, fuck, like clearly they knew them well enough
to make that connection.
Like, why would you now taint a good memory
with someone who's dead?
Like, what, it's so fucked up. My assumption is like, they're trying to frame Why would you now taint a good memory with someone who's dead?
My assumption is like they're trying to frame this Brian guy, you know?
But what a sick thing to make them, the family, go digging through the river.
And ugh, it just really disturbed me.
But so anyway, of course they go check with Brian because they've gotten three tips about
this guy.
Meanwhile his alibi checks out.
So even when they talk to him, there's nothing connecting him to this at all.
It wasn't Brian.
So police immediately hit a wall.
And there were several more persons of interest, but they didn't have a body, they didn't have
a murder weapon, and they couldn't really make much of a case.
So for 11 months, really nothing happened until a call came in on April 12th, 1994 from authorities in a small town roughly 30 miles southeast of Reading called Shingletown, which almost sounds like a made-up name but shingle town. So a hiker had discovered human remains in the woods and
one source called him a mushroom hunter and I love that. Oh a fun guy. A fun guy. Just saying.
Oh that's sweet. So he had discovered human remains while mushroom hunting, which sounds like just the most traumatic thing. And amongst
the, you know, kind of remains was an ID, a wallet that belonged to Frank McAllister.
So the remains had been scavenged by animals, but a grid search uncovered some of the clothes
Danel reported Frank had been wearing when he disappeared. And when they took the jawbone
and teeth and did compare them to his dental records, it was a match.
So they were sure that this was a body of Frank McAlister. Okay.
So his remains had been discovered seven miles down a dirt road in a rural
patch of pine forest. And Frank's family, you know,
they were relieved because they could finally lay him to rest. Um,
this was just a story that stuck out to me and I decided to put it here
because this is kind of the portion where, um,
they've accepted what's happened to their son. Um,
but Cindy mentions in an interview,
she starts crying and she says that two years after Frank was killed, you know,
she'd already buried him. They'd already come to terms with him being gone.
But one day she went upstairs to take a nap and she said,
Frank just appeared before her,
but as an eight year old boy, his eight year old self.
And she said, he looked at her and said, mom, I'm okay.
And she noticed that his hair had been parted
the way she always did.
And she thinks that might be why he came to her in that version of
himself. And, um, apparently said, mom, I'm okay.
Don't worry about me no more. I'm okay. And she said, and then he went away.
And she said, she always knew from that moment on he's somewhere safe.
You know, she didn't have the closure of knowing what had happened,
but she at least from that night or from that afternoon knew in her heart that he
was somewhere else and was okay. And I just was, I just thought that was such a little
crossover, you know, between that. Yeah, you never get to mention a ghost in your stories.
It does not happen often and it, you know, it wasn't in all the sources so I was like I better put this out there because I think that's pretty pretty cool.
And they um it he did sounds like he did the thing of like they appear to you the way that
you remember them or want to remember them.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
And I bet you that was you know when he lived with her before they moved away.
I know I know it's just really hard.
It's awful.
Yeah, if anything had to happen from that,
at least she got some closure.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And it seems like that really did bring her
some level of peace, so for what that's worth, I guess.
So while Frank's family could finally, you know,
begin burial arrangements,
detectives follow up on a prior
lead.
Back when Frank vanished, Denell had mentioned that Frank had mentioned stopping by a friend's
apartment and this friend was 21-year-old Curtis Culver.
So Curtis lived with his 17-year-old sister Shanna and according to one source, their
mom as well.
But Shanna confirmed with police that, yes,
Frank had stopped by and picked her up along with her brother
and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brian Hawkins.
Now, this is a different Brian than the other one.
That guy has been fully cleared.
Okay.
So she said, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brian,
and her brother Curtis all got picked up by Frank and
The four of them drove around for a while not really getting up to anything until Frank got a message on his pager and
Pulled over to a payphone to make a phone call
He then apparently told his friends he had to go meet someone
Dropped them off in town and told them he'd be back to pick them up later, but never showed
It sounds like he was he went to do like some sort of deal.
Like a deal or something.
So Curtis, Shanna, and Brian said they eventually took a taxi back to the Culver's apartment
and their stories all lined up in individual questioning but detectives at this point wanted
to after the body's been found wanted to talk to the trio again to see if there had been
any changes in their stories. They'd been the last people to have seen Frank alive, so,
and had been nearly a year since police spoke to them, so they thought it couldn't hurt.
But now when they went to go talk to them, they were not interested in speaking to the police and refused to cooperate.
Interesting.
So detectives couldn't prove that any of them had anything to do with Frank's disappearance.
You know, even if any of their fingerprints were found in the car, they said they were
in the car with him.
So it wasn't going to point to them in any real way.
And what was the situation with, you said the newspapers, the bag of newspapers?
Yeah, the bloodied newspapers.
Yeah, was there, did we ever find out what that was?
Did you already say that? I did not, but you will find out. Yeah, was there, did we ever find out what that was? Did you already say that?
I did not, but you will find out. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. But remind me if I don't say it,
because it's not in my notes, but I had planned to just mention it during, during one portion.
But yeah, if I don't remember to say it, remind me. So they didn't have a case against any of
them. And Shanna was 17. So she was was still a minor and so they couldn't even really get
a statement from her without you know a parent and so it got kind of complicated and if it was a lead
then they had to just let it go for now and that's what they did. I'd be so upset if I know. I know
and they just Frank's family just had to you know bury him and hope for closure someday. His uncle said that the burial did bring some comfort
because at least they could go have somewhere
to talk to him, which just broke my heart.
But the question of who murdered Frank and why, of course,
haunted his family for years,
especially after they did an autopsy
because when the autopsy came back,
it was determined that his bones had
been cut so severely that somebody had been stabbing him viciously through the chest and
had nicked his spine.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And they described it as extreme force.
And so, you know, of course this only upsets the family further thinking he died and like
this and we don't know who did it, you know, or why.
Also, like how did nobody see like a bloody assailant walking around?
Like where did he go?
It's just wild.
Well, it sounds like they left the car.
Well, that's true too.
But the bloody car, you know, I mean, yeah.
Remember, filled with blood.
I know, but I'm saying then he got out and walked somewhere.
And then I'm thinking, well, if he was near that river, they were fishing
and maybe he like rinsed off or something.
I don't know.
But I mean, it doesn't really matter.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a racing thought. I hadn't thought of that. So it was doesn't really matter. Just a racing thought.
I hadn't thought of that.
So it was difficult for people to kind of reconcile with this, especially those who
knew him and said he was just like a goofy, fun, loving guy and would never hurt anyone.
And it just seemed so shocking.
And it seemed like what had happened was that he had gone out to make some money and immediately
gotten in over his head with the wrong people.
And, you know, if they were people from out of town
just driving through, then maybe they left
and maybe they'd never even solved this.
It just felt kind of hopeless.
If they were complete strangers that no one knew,
then there was just no way to track them down.
So years just passed and passed.
Frank's case went cold.
It wasn't until 2012 that anyone even kind of took a look at it. And even that detective
put it back down, didn't notice any new updates or anything. Fast forward to early 2018. And
Courtney Crider, this is where things go absolutely fucking bananas. Okay. Oh shit. Okay
Fast forward to 2018
Courtney Kreider, she is a brand new reporter at KRCR News and she had only started six months ago
So she's like fresh out. She's like young she's doing those like eager reporter. She's doing those like early
I'm sure 430 a.m. Morning mornings that I had to do once upon a time.
And also Courtney Crider just sounds,
you're meant to be a reporter.
Are you kidding me?
Hi, I'm Courtney Crider, yeah.
I'm Michelle Norris.
There's only a few names that really just do that, you know?
Mm-hmm.
I'm M. Schultz.
I'm- No.
I'm Amethy Schultz.
That'll do it.
Sure.
So anyway, she's working, and it's very fun to hear her describe this because she's
Like I think around our age. I'm assuming and she
She's like well, I was at work one normal day in January and my grandpa called me
So she answers the phone. She's like grandpa. I'm at work
Yeah, do you mind?
Do you mind?
It's 4.30, can you go away?
Seriously, just because I'm on the same sleep schedule
as you finally doesn't mean I want to talk to you this early.
Her grandpa calls and she's like, hey, I'm at work.
Can I call you later?
And he says, listen, I just met a man through church
that I want to talk to you about. Is it Jesus?
I'm not interested.
Have you heard the good news?
It's like I'm the anchor on the news, but thank you.
Yes, I've heard the good news.
No, so apparently the way, like I can only imagine, but the way that Courtney Crider
describes her grandpa, she goes, oh, I can only imagine, but the way that Courtney Kreider describes
her grandpa, she goes, oh, well, everybody in town knows him.
And he and my grandma go to church every week and they're like just known in town, right?
Like they're just, I guess, pillars of the community in one way or another.
Sure.
Characters.
Characters in town, exactly.
And so she says when her grandfather says, like, someone approached me and he wants to talk
to you, she's like, okay, tell me more.
He says this guy came to him and said, will you pray with me?
And told him he was from Shingletown and he wanted to talk to somebody about the murder
of Frank McAllister. Courtney's grandpa said,
well, my granddaughter's a news reporter.
And he said, I'd like to talk to her.
It's almost as if God works in mysterious ways, huh?
Isn't it just?
And it's so.
Isn't it just?
And so Courtney answers the phone and is like,
grandpa, I'm working.
And he's like, yeah.
So I have a murderer on the line.
Like, what the fuck?
It's just crazy.
Like grandpa calls and you're like, grandpa, I'm busy.
You know he's going, that's all good,
but hang on a second.
But yeah, like, do you want to hear about the murderer or not?
I've got him online too.
Like what the fuck is happening here?
But that's what happened.
So essentially Courtney's grandpa said,
he wants to confess to you on air and
She's like, can you imagine your first day at the news station and you go? I got a hit
It just don't literally she goes into her boss's office and she's six months into the job and she goes there
She's like I had a story to pitch. She goes I would like a promotion
Yeah, I want your desk now.
You're gonna want to hear this.
Yeah, we're trading places.
So she's like, so weird story.
Fun fact, my grandpa's a character.
He just met a murderer in church and the guy wants to talk to me.
So the boss is like, so the boss remembered the case from back in the day.
Whereas the, you know, Courtney may not have remembered it specifically.
The boss was like,
oh, my gosh, yes, like,
if we have any information on that,
we need to check this out, so go for it.
So, you can watch this whole fucking thing.
They taped the whole thing.
This guy came down to the news station,
and they interview him.
And...
Which, like, that on its own like I feel like
there's a lot of elements we're not even paying attention to first of all
grandpa is having a prayer session with a murderer like one on one.
Grandpa's like it's like don't tell your mom the babysitters of Empire it's like
don't tell grandpa he's literally praying what like he's alone with a
murderer right now he's somehow unsced. But like he seems to know and he seems to not really care.
He's chill, it sounds like. Yeah.
And then the other thing. Oh, what was I going to say?
Oh, the fact that he had this like overwhelming moment
where he needed to confess to even Grandpa.
You would think when Grandpa says, oh, funny, you should say this.
My daughter or my granddaughter is in the news,
you could confess publicly,
you would think he'd go, ah, actually, nevermind.
Like he was committed to the bit of doing this.
And then he drove there knowing he was gonna do it
while police were probably surrounding the building
ready to take him in.
Literally, yes.
Like what, like I wonder, like what the hell happened to him
where he was like, this is
I'm going through with this.
We don't really know.
And like, OK, I have my theories and thoughts and we'll get to that
because I want to hear yours once you have all the facts
and all the information details.
I don't need the facts. I'll just tell you what I'm thinking.
Say it ain't so.
But yeah, I'm curious what you're gonna think because...
Anyway, we'll see. But I have some theories as to why he did it.
So anyway, yeah, this must be like a surreal dream for this reporter.
She's... It feels like something that would happen to Lizzie McGuire in like a movie,
you know, that she's a new reporter on the job and then like suddenly
And a murderer just stumbles in to confess love
Maybe like we'll just make it PG, but you know what I mean
Confess to me, Paolo
She gets like the big scoop, right? You know?
She would get the scoop for sure
And then she gets the guy, Gordo of course, you know?
But she would do it in a trench coat and some fashionable specs
Oh, big time
And then she'd not about you messed up
Yeah, it's not about it's not about looking pretty. It's about catching the bad guy
Anyway, so she is
Doing this interview and I imagine it's very surreal and as I watched her she looked so young
She's like 22 or 21
I mean, she's probably right out of college. And she's like so young.
And it was like back when we all were like our little skinny jeans and like, well,
and she's like, she's like, Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
As this guy's like fucking confessing to murder on camera.
Also, like what is going on in her head?
Because she has to keep it together, but she doesn't have years of experience
talking to people like this.
She's just like on air with this guy.
She had to totally just like block it out and be like, okay, okay.
This is happening.
Whether I like it or not.
Grandpa really threw me a curveball today.
Oh my gosh.
You know, I feel like we would get that subject line in a listener story email, like, my grandpa, like, my grandpa warned some warned me of
a killer, but it would be like a ghost of a grandpa.
Yeah.
And this is like, no, my real life grandpa called me and said, Hey, I found a killer.
Yeah, or that.
Yeah.
This is just such a weird take on the whole thing.
So he wanted to give a confession to a reporter and wouldn't you know it, grandpa's granddaughter, Courtney. Yep. They agreed to do it.
So on January 9th, 24 years after Frank was killed,
Shanna's on again, off again, boyfriend,
Brian Hawkins walks into the KRCR studios and he is shaking.
He is visibly nervous. He's on camera. He tells Courtney
Well, basically she asked what are you here to tell me today?
And he says right right like how else do you ask this question?
And he says I'm going to turn myself in next door at the sheriff's department for a crime
I was involved in years ago and someone lost their life. It was murder and
Brian describes his involvement in murdering Frank along with accomplices Shanna and Curtis Culver. He said that every minute of
his life has been a nightmare ever since and that finding God in the church had finally pushed him
to confess. And he said, this is as close as I can come to doing the right thing.
So while Courtney Courtney's calmly continuing the interview.
And she says later, like she's, she's trying to, um,
keep her together. Well, no, she was trying to convince him to give more details,
but like he was holding back on a lot of the details and she was like getting
frustrated. But so she's calmly continuing the interview
and her boss, meanwhile, as is going on,
contacts a sheriff to say,
hey, we have this guy in our studio
giving a live confession or not a live,
but a taped confession and says he plans to turn himself in
after he's done with the interview.
So the sheriff's office thinks fast.
Expect a knock on the door.
Yeah, exactly.
They're like, okay, but hold on before you air this interview, can you delay it 24 hours?
Because there are two other people involved, Shanna and Curtis, and we don't...
Oh God, balloons.
I'm sorry.
That was not the time.
It's always the worst.
It's always the worst time.
Yeah. True crime doesn't work well with these fucking Apple.
We've got to come up with new symbols like two or something.
Yeah. That feels like that's going to do some rock and roll shenanigans.
I think I can turn them off. I just have to figure out how.
Anyway, so balloons notwithstanding, her boss calls the sheriff's office and they say,
can you please hold off on airing this just 24 hours
until we have Shanna and Curtis in custody
so they don't flee or so they don't get the jump on us.
So they agreed and police found the siblings
in a town south of Redding, arrested them
and interviewed them separately.
Shanna repeated the same story she told in 93
and was very just like, get me the fuck out of here.
Like, I don't wanna be here.
Just like so much attitude.
And then the detective says, well, you know,
we had somebody come in today and turn himself in
and he implicated you.
And she's like, oh, he's full of shit, he's full of shit.
And then the detective's like, she really doesn't believe me. So he pulls up the actual news
I mean, it's on a news set right like he pulls it up. It hasn't aired yet
but he has the tape and he plays it and she
Fucking goes
Ballistic like loses her damn mind. She's like he is a liar. He's a liar. He's a liar. Like she's just losing her shit
and so all of a sudden like she's in overhead, he's a liar, he's a liar. Like she's just losing her shit. And so all of a sudden, like she's in overhead
and she's arrested.
And according to the reason she got so frenetic and upset
is because according to Brian, as he said on camera,
the murder was Shanna's idea all along
because she wanted Frank's money.
So now maybe you're understanding my theory or
starting to get a hint, a glimpse at my theory that he went to the news station to get ahead
of the story almost and implicate himself the least maybe. It's just a theory of mine.
Also, if that theory is right, it is kind of it's either incredibly stupid
or incredibly smart to get it on tape.
Because in my mind, when I heard like, oh, he's going to confess live on TV,
I was like, good luck to his fucking lawyer.
This will be like a slam dunk case for anyone going against him.
But also it's like, oh, well, now there's evidence of him like
trying to do the right thing so that he's like less.
Yeah, it's almost like, oh, he looks more admirable
in a way, like he wants to get this off his chest.
Yeah, so they show this, yeah, that's where my mind went too.
So they show this video, she fucking freaks out,
I guess understandably, because Brian said
it was her idea all along because she wanted Frank's money.
So this is what Brian says happened.
Brian told Frank he could be a middleman for drug sales
and they could help him make this $5,000
into a bigger sum of money.
But meanwhile, having these kind of ulterior motives
of robbing him for the cash.
So the four of them drove into the woods in Shingletown.
Frank drove, Brian sat behind him.
He's the guy who just confessed.
Next to Brian is Shanna, on again, off again girlfriend.
And in front of Shanna in the passenger seat is Curtis.
Okay.
Does that make sense? I think so. Okay. So the four of them talked
for a few hours. Now Curtis and Shanna, just a reminder, Curtis and Shanna are our brother
sister. Right. Shanna and Frank are on again, in case you didn't know that already. Yes.
And Frank is just the unwitting guy, victim here, who accidentally got with the wrong people.
So they drove into the woods and apparently the four of them talked for a few hours until
Shanna nudged Brian and showed him the huge knife she brought.
She wanted him to take it and kill Frank. So apparently Brian is ready to take the knife from Shanna,
but out of nowhere, this is Brian's version of events,
Curtis pulls out a knife that he brought and stabs Frank
before Brian even has the chance to.
Wow, okay.
Well, I remind you again,
this is Brian's version of events on air.
I see, okay.
So Frank climbs out of the car and falls to the ground.
And then Brian follows with Shanna's knife and climbs on top of him and stabs him multiple
times.
And then finally, Curtis drags Frank, who's still alive, toward the front of the car then takes a large rock says
look at this and then drops the rock on his head.
Jeez. He said they left Frank in the woods drove to Costco to abandon the car
Curtis and Shanna gave Brian a few hundred dollars of Frank's money that
they took and they took a taxi home and left the car there.
To kill someone for $200 is...
Well, oh, for, yeah.
Yeah, they made five grand,
they gave him a few hundred of it.
Yeah, yeah, sick.
That's wild.
Brian told a detective that he had been scared to death
ever since, and completely unironically
and almost in this really chilling, quiet way, the detective just says, I would be too. He says, I've been scared to death ever since, and completely unironically and almost in this really chilling, quiet way,
the detective just says, I would be too.
He says, I've been scared to death ever since.
The detective says, I would be too.
So now they bring Curtis in, who is the brother
and who's allegedly the one who actually attacked Frank first.
Curtis agrees to do a polygraph.
And when a detective says, you completely bombed it,
he decides to tell the truth.
He tells a sort of similar story in some ways, but he notably claims that he did not attack
first.
According to Curtis, Brian actually took the knife from Shanna, reached from behind, wrapped
his arm around Frank's head and stabbed him in the throat from behind.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
This is sort of why I was insistent on describing where everyone sat because Brian sat behind
Frank who was in the driver's seat.
And the idea was they're all sitting there talking.
Shanna shows the knife, hands it to Brian and Brian claims, oh, but then Curtis pulled
a knife and stabbed him,
which I just find strange anyway. But yeah. And then Curtis is like, no, he reaches up and he
stabs him right in the throat. Curtis actually said he had genuinely believed that Brian was
going to arrange some drug business with Frank and had no idea about this murder plot. And he
was completely shocked.
Can you imagine being thrown under the bus like that?
Yeah, exactly.
And he says Frank climbed out of the car,
Curtis didn't know what to do.
And then he said that he dropped a rock
the size of a basketball on Frank's head.
And he said it was a mercy killing.
I don't like that. He said it was mercy and
I'm like no no no. So examination of the injuries to Frank's bones actually did support Curtis's
account that Frank was stabbed from someone who was behind him.
Shit okay.
So this is why I say there may have been some ulterior motive to him going on the news and sharing his a story
Before and hiding behind God and all that all that. Yes, exactly. I just call bullshit. I'm sorry
I I just do but I don't know. I don't know some people said like he was why I and
Well part of me feels like he must be haunted by because like why now like why would you yeah yeah he said he found god that was the only thing but i think the fact that it took so long
like is really awful because people lived in misery for decades because of this 24 years you know
yeah it's just so crazy so as the story unraveled between curtis and frank shanna could no longer
pretend like she wasn't part of this and she fessed up as well.
So in November of 2019, Brian Hawkins pled guilty to first degree murder, robbery, and
charge enhancements.
Now, I didn't know what charge enhancements were, so I looked into this.
I had an idea, but I didn't know specifically.
So fun fact for you.
Charge enhancements are additional penalties that can be applied to a criminal charge
based on specific circumstances. So like say you can increase the length of a jail sentence if,
for example, let me find an example, if it was a hate crime, a drug crime, if there was a DUI involved, if it was a repeat offense,
if it involved a weapon, it can, you know, upgrade the crime to a felony, just things
that kind of like tack on and add additional either punishment or justice or whatever you
want to call it.
And so, I don't know, I just never really learned much about that. So any lawyers are probably like cringing, but I tried, I tried.
So in January of 2022, oh, I want to actually mention real quick before I forget.
So he pled guilty and was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison, and that was Brian.
So then we have Shanna, and in January of 2022, I mean, it's just crazy to think this happened
so long ago.
Two years ago, three years ago.
I know, I know.
So January of 22, 46 year old Shanna pled guilty to her role in the murder and was sentenced
to 20 years in prison.
Then 50 year old Curtis pled guilty to manslaughter, robbery and assault and sentenced to 35 years
in prison.
Wow. Apparently the the whole
year for Redding was very wild because just a few months later Sherry Papini
pled guilty to charges related to faking her own kidnapping which was a story I
covered in 341. So that town was going through it that year, Redding, California.
Sorry Redding. Yeah, sorry, Rudding.
And that was episode 341, if you're interested.
Frank's mother, Cindy, said in an interview
that she really did believe God pushed Brian
to finally confess, but she couldn't understand
why it had taken so long,
which is sort of like what you were saying.
And she just said, I can't understand
why I had to endure so much of my life agonizing
over what had happened when he was just gonna confess
at the end of the day, you know,
which I must be just such a hard pill to swallow.
It's like, thanks, I guess.
I know, it's like a little, too little too late, you know?
I mean, thankfully they have answers, but still.
Frank's family released a statement which said,
Frank was denied his whole life filled with opportunity,
"'the creation of a family, a chance to love and be loved.
"'To this day, our family imagines what life would have
"'been like for all of us had Frank lived to be a part
"'of all of us.'"
Cindy also said in an interview that she won,
this part is of course what just breaks my heart
every time, but Cindy said in an interview
that she wonders whether Frank would be alive if he had lived with her
instead of moving to Reading with his dad,
because she thought it would be a healthier,
safer place to grow up.
So it's almost like this, when you asked earlier,
I was like, it's just this freak thing.
It's like, would he have gotten in trouble here?
You know, it's like, what do you've gotten,
found such dangerous people here? Maybe not, maybe not maybe yes anyway so that's a story. Yeah it could have been worse maybe it would have been worse.
Who knows who knows there's no way to know but that is a story of Frank
McAllister everyone. Man and they they all went to jail when they were in like
her prison when they were like in their 50s, right? Mm-hmm 40s 50s
I wonder if the judge ever
Oh the newspaper sorry, oh, yeah
I wanted to mention that they there was one source that mentioned the bloody newspapers are what
Brian claimed to have used to try and wipe blood off of everything that he was using newspapers to try and clean
off as much as he could, but he was so frazzled
that he just kind of left it all behind.
Gotcha.
I was going to say, I wonder if judges,
how you said, enhancements or whatever?
I think that can be sometimes at the discretion of a judge.
Yes.
I wonder if they just add extra time if you got away with it for so long because it's like well if you oh
Interesting gave yourself up when you were
20 or whatever this happened
like you ended up getting 30 extra years of
Life out of this so like now I'm gonna add so many years of prison time because you should have made those up in the past
I don't know. I wonder because I wonder I know I wonder how much is and it apparently it also varies by state
So yeah, it's hard to know
But I can imagine that being something they take into consideration. Yeah for sure
I would I would hope that if something happens to me someone will remember when extra time
I mean remember when they discovered recently that, not, I mean, recently, it's happened
multiple times, but that Nazi guy was hiding out in Cleveland and they had to like wheel
him out and they were basically like, just because you're 95, like you don't get to claim
like fragility and all that, you know, it's like, it's just this like you sick fuck blended into the community for so long and like,
yeah, it adds an element if you've been in hiding, you know, for something so heinous.
And even though like the guy was like, oh, I lived in fear this whole time. It's like, well, yeah, you killed someone or was involved in a killing.
Yeah, you killed someone or sorry. I mean, yes, exactly.
And I just there's something about his eyes.
I just when I look at him, I get the heebie jeebies in a way of like,
I don't trust what you're saying.
Really? Yeah.
But what's his what's his name?
Brian Mc not Brian McHouse or Brian.
Brian. There are two Brian's.
I don't want to say the wrong one. And Brian Hawkins, right? Yes. Thank you. Oh
Shit. Yeah, he yeah creepy doesn't he look scary
Yeah, he I think as soon as he I'm badging being that 22 year old new news reporter and you're like, oh my god
That person is sitting right in front of the photo. They put it's really wild scary, right? It's scary
That's scary.
That's him. I, I, he was not that scary on the news, but like, that's the picture I saw because I just went, holy shit.
That is like a jump scare of a mugshot. Oh my God.
It looks like he just everyone on the planet to a pulp.
As soon as I saw that picture, I went, yeah,
I don't know why we had to wonder if he was the killer, but yeah, no,
that definitely, you know, he was to wonder if he was the killer, but yeah, no that definitely
You know, he was definitely playing up the just like I'm so sad and scared thing and I just was like, yeah I don't know man, but also like I
Feel like there's gotta be research somewhere on like
the is it
Narcissism like to do it on such a grand scale in front of everybody? Like what was the reason? Was it to go out with a bang?
Yeah, was it for attention?
Like was it for the clout? Was it like to get ahead of...
I don't know.
The punishment? I don't know.
I don't know.
This is... I'm gonna send you a picture of what he looked like at his sentencing because it looks so different,
but still I get the... I still get the same ick factor.
Yeah. And to be clear, I get the, I still get the same ick factor.
Yeah. And to be clear, I said-
You still got an intensity.
Ick factor, not it factor.
He's just got that special something, that it factor.
He's just got, he's, something really wowed me with that.
Like, look at this picture, I'm sorry.
There's something about this picture
and the whole time he was crying,
he was like doing, just like sitting like that
and like crying and I was like,
you're not really crying, are you?
Like it just, something about it fell off,
but you know, I don't know.
I'm no expert, I have no clue.
It was, my neighbor used to call it
like sucking on your teeth, like the,
Oh.
The tightness in your mouth.
Oh, interesting. Yeah. Which is how that looks. It does. Right before that, though, you sent
me a very lovely picture of Leona and her new stick. And then I immediately ruined it
with a bunch of pictures of a murderer. What a shift. Yeah. Well, good story, Christine.
Sad story, but good storytelling.
Oh my God, look, here's a picture of the two of them.
Oh, I didn't know such a picture existed.
This is Curtis in the front.
He's also scary. Curtis and...
Oh, Curtis is scarier.
I know, he's really scary.
It was weird watching him do the interrogation when they told him he failed.
He was like, hmm, okay. Okay, I hear you. the interrogation when they told him he failed,
he was like, mm, okay, okay, I hear you.
You know, it's just like, was so-
You know he was crashing out on the inside.
Right, and it's like, you're watching this like,
I can't believe I get to see this moment, this is crazy.
I'm watching this man like internally collapse
while outwardly in his under armor going like,
okay man, yeah, okay, here, yeah, yep.
You know what it's like.
You know he was trying so hard not to punch a wall.
Yeah, it's crazy.
He literally has a Bob's burger chin.
Does he?
Curtis?
Let me go back and look.
He literally looks like how they draw Bob's burgers.
Yes, he does. He does.
I've always wondered what that would look like in real life,
but now I know.
He totally does.
Ah, fun.
Interesting. But yeah, Leona has a stick He totally does. Oh, fun. Interesting.
But yeah, Leona has a stick.
Apparently it's been a couple things.
She said, you shall not pass a few times.
And then she said, this is my tightrope.
And I don't know, there are a couple other things.
What a good little baby.
Balance beam.
Yeah, they're at the zoo.
I love that little baby.
Because it's apparently warm out for once.
Oh man, what did you do yesterday when you watched her 24-7?
I had a mental breakdown. No, um, I-
Okay, did she?
Well, no, she had a fucking delightful time.
Good, then you killed it. That's all that matters.
Yeah, I nailed it. She...
Yeah, I did text you during it. I don't know, but...
It was fine. We made chocolate covered pretzels. We made chocolate cupcakes.
Ooh.
I'm trying to remember what the-
Why didn't you do that shit with me?
What the hell?
Well, because you don't like suck all the life energy
out of me and force me to do it against my will
like she does.
Thanks.
So yeah, we did a lot of crafting.
We went to the grocery store.
Dang.
We played hotel.
Ooh, let's talk about that on the Yappy Hour.
I have to tell you what my suitcase looks like.
It's so unfair.
It's so unfair.
She gives me the worst stuff,
because I'm like not her.
All right, well, that's all the suspense I need.
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