Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - 50 Cent and Chris Pratt Expose Fake Wokeness in Hollywood

Episode Date: October 23, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, and Mark discuss the fake wokeness in Hollywood in regards to Chris Pratt, 50 Cent voting for Trump, JLo calling herself Black, ex-CNN's Jeffrey Toobin exposing himself on Zoom, why we feel more comfortable as outsiders, and much more. INDULGE! Want to increase your performance and get that extra confidence in bed? Go to BlewChew.com and use the promo code ANDREW to get your first shipment FREE. Just pay $5 shipping Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

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That's why I got a big up 50 cent. Yo, and that is a perfect transition to the 50 cent. That's why I got a big up 50 cent yo and that that is a perfect transition to the 50 cent because 50 cent he knows the majority of his base is black people they watch all his power and all this type of shit and he came out i was like yo i'm voting for trump because biden's tax plan is going to make me pay more and i'm not trying to do it. He had a funny tweet. Yeah. He's like, I'm trying to not be 20 cent. Oh shit, I didn't see that. That's a funny caption. But what I love about that honesty

and honestly, if we looked at people for what they vote for, if we look, really judge people based on the way they vote for their selfishness and not for their altruism,

everything would make sense. Right? But the fact that we have to have this like pseudo altruism when we do every act in our life when we can't live up to that which we won't be able to because that's not our intention in the first place right we're always going to let people down so with 50 cent the expectation is well you're a black man and obviously uh there's only one party that cares about black people allegedly

like if you look at the records there's no record that shows that they actually care more about black people than Trump per se. And he comes out and he goes, this is going to hurt me. This is going to affect me. If 60 percent, if the taxes are 60 percent in New York, that's going to fuck me up. Yeah. Right. Sixty two percent. I think that's what they're saying the plan is.

And then they were trying to justify by saying, well, this only affects people making $400,000 and more. And it's like, you know what's really interesting? It's going after the exact tax bracket of people that don't have the ability to make all those write-offs that the super millionaires and billionaires do to make their taxes nothing, right? So let's say you're making $400,000 a year. Let's say you're a high-level executive, like a corporation. You can't find a way to pay zero dollars in taxes you don't own the corporation yeah you don't uh you can't like create a little corporation get paid through so you can do all these other write offs and shit like that you won't pay that 62 you're gonna get crushed so they found a way to tax the rich without taxing the real rich but the wealthy that are funding their fucking campaigns it's almost like

they're sitting down like Biden and Kamala are sitting down. I'm sure Trump and them do this. Well, Trump and them are just like, let's just tax less. But same thing.

It's almost like, all right, well, how do we devise a tax plan that can not fuck over the people that are giving us money but fuck over the kind of rich people? It's fucking genius. You could be right.

What I was thinking when I read this, first of all, I think the actual tax rate only went up like 7% on the federal but then you add city and state whatever but i was thinking this is window dressing this is something so biden can campaign and say hey look at me raising taxes on the

wealthy not wealthy people i care about you but then when you're actually looking there's probably mad loopholes even at 400 000 i'm sure there's more but i think even at 400 000 you ain't paying no fuck anybody paying 63 no you're an idiot you're a fucking loser straight up nobody's doing that yeah so i that's what i was thinking it's hey let's just get votes any democratic plat like tax plan is let's just get votes that's fine that's the thing man it's just i don't know it just drives me fucking crazy when people add this like noble cause to what they're doing that's inherently selfish and i'm okay if you're being inherently selfish just be honest That's why I'm not judging 50. You know what I mean?

How do you feel about Jay-Z? In terms of? I feel like Jay-Z does a lot of noble shit, and he doesn't really ask for the praise. But somehow we kind of hear about the stuff that he does. Yeah, you hear it leaked. Yeah. It's conveniently leaked, so we know.

But then he gets to act cool. He's brilliant. Yeah, I mean, if it's all done behind the scenes on purpose like there's a great architect to it yeah i think that's a brilliant way to go about it it's making the silent donation to charity or the anonymous anonymous donation to charity but then having people know that it came from you tell five people who anonymous is and then they tell five people yeah i mean that's the best way to do shit because now you you look cool, but you get the credit. Yeah. Okay.

So that may be what he's doing, but I'm going to give him the best possible intentions. I'm going to start judging people by their best possible intentions, if they're being honest. So I'm going to say, yo, he's trying to do some good work. He's trying to make change. I'm trying to do that, because I'm tired of motherfuckers assuming guilt. But how do you judge that?

Because that's the same as somebody saying, hey, I'm raising the taxes, so we can bring in more money to help the poor. Like, their intentions, I'm sure, are that. But you're looking at their intentions like, no, no, no, this is just some smokescreen. That's true. Try to judge them by their best possible intentions. The best possible intentions are, oh, he wants to help everybody. No, no, that makes perfect sense. I'm not saying that the intention to raise the taxes is essentially bad, right? Like, yeah, you want to maybe raise some money so we can help the poor. That makes perfect sense.

And you want to take money from the rich people to help the poor and not the poor people because they barely have enough money to give anyway. I get that in its intention. I don't think that that's a bad policy, so to say. Matter of fact, I've always voted usually to do that, to give more of my money to poor people. Yeah. Every time I voted, it's been in that interest.

That being said, I totally understand someone who selfishly doesn't want to give anymore. They're going, I give 50%. I think that's a lot. You know, a high rate. Right? It's not like it's voting between zero and 62. It's somebody going, bro, I give 50. And I think that's a significant amount.

And if you're taking more than 50, you're being a little egregious. I got to keep it at 50 and i think if we looked at the conversation like that it'd be way more reasonable than the way we look at it now which is oh you don't want to vote for biden you want to vote for trump you hate black people it's like what the fuck is going on like what's happening right now with um chris pratt yeah they're trying to cancel uh star lord yeah tell me about the story i don't know that much about so they were doing like who's the best chris in hollywood and there's like chris hemsworth They're trying to cancel Star-Lord. Isn't that his name? Tell me about this story. I don't know that much about it. So they were doing like,

who's the best Chris in Hollywood? And there's like Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Chris Pine. There's another one. Yeah, Chris Pine, Star-Lord. I remember the four. Some random Twitter account just put it out. Yeah, there's another guy.

The guy who played Captain America 2. I think he's one of the good ones. Chris Evans. Chris Evans, right? That's a great list. I'm not gonna lie it's undeniable Chris Pratt is

most talented of all of them most talented but who's the best Chris Hemsworth got that body oh shit I didn't think Chris Hemsworth more talented

Chris Hemsworth more talented Chris Hemsworth more talented but Chris Pratt is unbelievably talented and like he is so fucking quirky

and funny and he elevates every line in those Avengers movies like he finds a way to make it funny he's great great in jurassic world he's exceptional but the dude doesn't have the politics of hollywood correct he's a christian man and what people are doing is they are taking the worst possible associations with christianity and they're applying it to him right right and

this is what we do oftentimes. Whenever we disagree with somebody on something, we take the worst possible thing that is attached to their belief system and then we act as if they hold it as well. I think he goes to a church that is publicly anti-LGBT. That's all church. All that. That's Jesus. That's what I was thinking. That's Christianity.

That's Islam. They're just louder about it. Maybe they're louder about it, but here's all church. All that. That's Jesus. That's what I was thinking. That's Christianity. That's Islam. They're just louder about it. Maybe they're louder about it, but here's the thing. We don't know if you subscribe to that. Maybe you get other things from that. Exactly. Do you know what I mean? Exactly.

That's going to be my man. It's like going, I love basketball. Oh, so you love every single team? I don't love the Orlando Magic. Right. I love Knicks. I love parts of the game, and there's certain parts of the game I do not like. Right?

Yeah. I can be critical of certain parts but there's something that he really gets. And you know what? Maybe he does. Who knows? But you don't know. We're assuming the absolute worst.

Because he doesn't say anything. That's it. So if you're not a hate monger, I think that's somebody who spreads hate. Even if you think he hates but he doesn't talk about it, you're going to crucify this man

because you think he privately has anti-something views? It's just a wild leap to take to crucify this man because you think he privately has anti-something views it's just a wild leap to take to crucify this guy and be like fuck him for this also when you could call him like when you see other celebs out there calling them out like that little lesbo chick there was an inception motherfucking juno you talking about juno when juno was talking about uh stealing roles from straight people by the way oh you're right about the way shit yeah what's up with that what's up hard working straight women not getting those roles that's not very woke of you you would sleep when they're asking you to be straight and

getting plugged in high school right anyway so she was out here like oh you know i can't support because his church is anti-lgbt this it's like yo just call him ask him how he feels have a conversation with him maybe he's a fucking really cool guy maybe he gets something else out of that church maybe he really values the belief system and then maybe you don't even know as much about that church as you think you do maybe they're not as anti yeah i look like the reality is you don't fucking know and then you just clout chasing as well and what was activism or whatever you said and what was cool and this is probably just because the marvel is still popping yeah all of his co-stars mark ruffalo at least iron man publicly on social media were like no this is a good dude i know this guy this is a stand-up dude and that i thought they're not gay if they were straight white male white male

supporting you no but chris pratt like i hope you don't hate anybody or whatever the case is, but 90s Al? I feel you, dog. It just drives me crazy with this shit, man. Because I'm literally watching Avengers. Like, we were just going back and just watching it recently. So, like, here's a story come out. It's cool that all the other Marvel people came out to support him, but that actually makes it a bigger deal. Like, this story would have died in a day if nobody posted about it.

That's true. But now every other character in Endgame is posting a picture with him in unity. He's a sweet guy. He's a great Christian man. He actually lives up to his values, this, that, the other. It's like y'all just made this an international story.

It's so nice to see finally though Hollywood supporting their homie, even if it brings you negative feedback as opposed to just saying quiet and not saying shit, or dogpiling. That seems like the move from Hollywood. Yeah.

I mean, they need him for the Gardens of the Galaxy movies, right? They're selfish, bro. Talk. It could be a little selfish. Hey, Robert Downey don't need him. Robert Downey's done. The fact that Robert, yeah, but he tried to do Doolittle or whatever that movie was,

and that shit flopped, he might be coming back to the Marvel Universe. You might have to use that time stone to bring him back. I couldn't believe that was your first movie after fucking Iron Man. He really thought that was going to slap. What the fuck were you thinking, bro? I think he was going for kids. I think he was like, if I can get a kids franchise, I can get that Pirates of the Caribbean money.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And then it's just stupid. You already did it. You got Avengers money. You're so good on money. Dog, it's never enough, bro. You know it's never enough to these motherfuckers.

Did any of y'all see that? The Doolittle shit? Hell no. Ain't nobody watching that goddamn movie. Dog, it's never enough, bro. You know it's never enough to these motherfuckers. Did any of y'all see that? The Doolittle shit? Hell no. Ain't nobody watching that goddamn movie. I didn't see that shit, bro. I didn't see that shit, bro. But is it the same Doolittle

like the Eddie Murphy Doolittle? Nah, it's different. Oh, okay. I did not know Eddie Murphy Doolittle slap. But Eddie, Robert Downey ain't doing shit outside of Avengers.

Can we be honest, actually? He did Sherlock Holmes. He was kind of lit in Sherlock, bro. I ain't gonna lie. He was kind of lit in Sherlock. Nah, but the last Sherlock flopped. I only saw one shit flop. Bill Burr said it well.

I remember Bill Burr was listening to his podcast. He goes, that movie was like eating a fat-free cookie. Where you're like, everything about this should be good. Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Sherlock Holmes, but it just sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Also, the thing with Chris Brad's annoying is I don't think the church did anything anti-gay. It's like a super

it's like a trendy like LA church what is it they did their church their first service was in One Oak

like this is the kind of church it's like a LA what's the name of it it's called Zo like Zo Church or something it's really hard

to get in you probably couldn't get it this church is hard to get in bro you gotta get a resi

like two weeks ahead of time that's why people go to Scientology out there bro it's a religious food court Scientology's got

a wholesome medal you in exactly give a little money yeah that shit that test where you hold the things that they got in

yo how crazy is it this is crazy that Scientology pops up in Los Angeles what you stressed about it's in 80 degrees every single. What you stressed about? It's an 80 degrees every single day.

What you stressed about? You know what's actually brilliant? Because they talk about past trauma and who got more past trauma than an actor? It's a whole city of molested. It really is. The amount of molestation

per capita. Per capita molestation? Is probably super high. Through the roof. Can we talk about molesters' roles in making great movies? No. No, we can't. Yes, we can.

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Nah, that is a fucked up thing. Remember we were talking to Roy Jones Jr. about how fucked up his dad was as a trainer? Yeah. And like him, would he be able to be that great without him? Yeah. And I think Roy gave pushback. Yeah, he was just like, nah, I'd be great.

We tried to like create a nuance. Then we're like, you know, you think maybe your dad being so hard and he was good for you in your be great like he said we tried to like create a nuance they were like you know you think ever maybe your dad being so hard he was good for you in your boxing career just like no no it wasn't no it was hard we have a hard relationship because of it man i mean like at the end of the day it's all just punching and i'm just good at punching uh he didn't need to beat the shit out of me and we're like that's a good point air really went out of that whole convo real quick no you know he said he said this he's like listen uh joe jackson was just as hard on tito that didn't make him good that's a fun ass boy yeah that's how you know he's thought about this yeah because he's like it's not my dad that made me great yeah yeah 100 i made me great yeah yeah and he went right to that jackson family he was ready

for that shit he thought about himself yo that's good for roy man roy was just on rogan recently yo go check that out man he's a fucking that roy's a man um anyway so i'm glad we got some of that out we like hit a bunch of topics right there but it just really bothered me man like it's just i don't know the other thing that they're going after him for is that he didn't endorse biden who gives a fuck that's what i'm saying now they're going through The other thing that they're going after him for is that he didn't endorse Biden. Who gives a fuck? That's what I'm saying. Now they're going through all of his shit. They're like, oh, he follows the Hodge twins, like those two twin black Trump supporter kids.

Yeah. And they're like, oh, so he must be Trump guy. Pretty ass eyes in them kids, bro. Bro, they're so cute. Don't they got some pretty ass blue eyes? These two black twins with blue eyes? Hey, maybe he taking a little Zoom call breaks. Maybe himself.

Yeah. I have to. But they're looking at his shit. They're finding all these little things where they're basically cuing on him to be like a redneck racist. How do you hate cuing on him and do the same shit?

They calling him a redneck racist? Go look at what they said about Zoe Saldana for supporting him. What? They calling her a coon. They calling her all sorts of racist shit for supporting him. For supporting Chris Pratt? Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's so stupid. It's like, all these people are so stupid. It's like, they love Guardians of the Galaxy,

then the director gets clipped for having a bunch of, like, pedo tweets. You remember that guy, James Gunn? Exactly. Then they get his ass back because he went over to DC and killed it. That's how you know DC's struggling. They're like, we'll take the pedophile. We make good movies. Like, what happens, bro? We need Guardians of the Galaxy. Save DC! We need somebody to market to children for once somebody who cares about our target demo

get this guy in here please please they're all watching these fucking marvel movies this guy gets these kids it's like the mls they just take any washed up all-star like yeah he was good 20 years ago we'll take him fuck it dude that'soney can play here yo that's true cause if Ronaldo got a rape case bro out there in Europe bro the LA Galaxy would say thank you and score

a board oh man so yeah man it just it just drives me crazy with that shit you gotta let people live but I also understand

things get super polarized during election season and you get caught in that vacuum where you're like it's good vs evil right and you really do think the other side you're like, it's good versus evil. Right. And you really do think the other side is evil.

Yeah. And the more you support your side, the more evil the other side seems. Right. And I mean, it's both ways. If you're a Trump supporter, you're looking at the Democrats like, yo, they're truly evil. Like, yeah, not they're eating babies or whatever, but they're they're trying to destroy democracy. You might really look at it that way. You might start looking into socialism and seeing how countries have failed. You know, when they have socialist governments like they just completely overlook europe when they do that they're like look at venezuela and we're like yeah but look at london paris ain't bad but it's like i and again this is not me like capping hard for for

socialism but i understand what starts to go through your head when you're locked in that little bubble yeah and you're going man this is a battle of good versus evil it's not yeah both sides can have some interesting viewpoints both sides can have some positives that we both want to benefit from you know we were talking about this in one of the pieces but like you could say you could you could hate communism all you want right yeah you could think communism the worst thing in the world yeah but you got no problem paying very little for your clothes and phones because they're made in communist countries yep 100 imagine they were making your phones and clothes in capitalist countries you'd be spending a lot more you think the iphone is expensive now shit imagine paying union prices

for that iphone goodness gracious so you you you are killing it off of communism 100 right so everybody's part of this whole all we want is to be removed we don't want to see other sausages made that's it that's the whole thing let's be removed from the atrocity so we can benefit and not think about it and then i think what we're just saying is like yo if we could be honest with ourselves bro everybody could accept what was going on like here's an honest moment i had the other day, right? Literally, I'm thinking about, you know, like, obviously, with Corona and everything, I got old parents, you know?

I don't want them to die. I also don't want to stop seeing my parents. Right. So I asked my parents if they're going out at all. And then they say, yeah, you know, we love taking walks. We love going out. We love going out to eat. And then they say, yeah, you know, we love taking walks. We love going out. We love going out to eat. And I said, thank God. Because I don't want to be responsible for giving my parents corona

and killing them. But if I am, at least I could be like, well, they probably got it from going out. Plausible deniability. Plausible deniability. Now, it sounds fucked up. That sounds fucked up. But imagine you the one that you know for a fact

because they were locked in quarantine complete and they got it. You know they got it from you. You would feel horrible. They do that with firing squads. They line up 10 people. Only one person's got a bullet and then they all pull a trigger at the same time.

I don't know who killed him. It wasn't me. Nobody knows. Yeah. But I shot up like Hamilton. I shot right up in the air just like Hamilton. And then the guy lived. And it's like, oops.

Hey! Why y'all gave me the bullet, though? Trying to make me a murderer? I would rather get shot the first time. Can you imagine? You turning around like, come on, y'all. Hold on, we got to reload. And it's that old ass musket that you got to fucking do this shit with.

I think you get left free if you survive execution. So you can just bounce from that shit. I'm pretty sure. Nah. You think you can get left free? I'm pretty sure. We made that shit up. The punishment is death.

Not the punishment is one time. No, that was the thing for hanging though. They said the punishment's hanging. And then one motherfucker survived the hanging like the rope broke or some shit. And then they're like, nah, the punishment was hanging. And then he went back to court and they were like, all right. Well, but now the punishment is death. Death by firing squad.

Death by injection. Death by legal injection. Death by electric chair. Yeah. Electric chair is crazy. That's wild, yo. Like, wild. Because why you got to sit down?

Like, what's that all about? It's so performative. Yeah, but your body is convulsing and shit like that. Put him on the ground. Lay him on the ground. And then he's going to be doing a Harlem's so performative. Yeah, but your body is convulsing and shit like that. Put him on the ground. Lay him on the ground. And then he's going to be doing the Harlem Shake on the ground. Yeah. But the shit's still got to stay attached to him and stuff.

But it's better than the whole chair moving around. Like, why is it a chair? I never understood the chair thing. The chair is weird. They strapped in, though. The legs are strapped. The arms are strapped. Everything's strapped.

I'm saying the whole thing is shocking somebody to death is wild. It's just wild. Hey, let's electrocute you to death. I think it's better than a drug. But a chair is so weird. What would you want him to do? Why are we even putting them in any sort of like furniture?

I think you've got to keep them strapped in so they can, so they can't like shake out of it. I don't know. I think you should just have the whole cell. They can disconnect from the fucking thing.

What do you mean turn the whole cell on? Make the cell electric. And then just after he finishes the dinner, boop. You got to wire the whole cell? It's a microwave, dog. It's a microwave. That's economics.

You just get one chair that you got to wire up as opposed to the whole fucking cell. Nah, they should just put water on the whole ground and just like, boop, throw the toaster in there. That's fast fire. I like that. That's how they should do it. Water on the whole ground. I like that. toaster in there. That's fast fire. I like that. That's how they should do it. Water on the whole ground. I like that. Yeah, make it look like

an Usher music video. Yes. You ain't even wanna. You ready to die? Yeah. Yeah. Alright guys, you just listened to a clip

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