Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Aba on Cucks, Islam, and White Chicks

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

What's up everybody, we're back with a Flagrant OG Aba on the show and we've got a wild one for YOU - INDULGE 00:00 - Qatar securing the World Cup + flexing on ME 09:10 - Middle East is much more racist than you think 12:17 - Aba loves White Women too much to be Muslim 14:01 - How the Burqa was invented 16:40 - Islam is the future + Red Pill bigger than ever 20:01 - Aba - Is comedy hiding real political opinions? 30:37 - Aba never got pum pum after a comedy set 32:46 - I don’t think Aba can dance, yo 34:32 - Patrice O’Neal + Call Her Doggy podcast 37:32 - Different expectations for Black Men 39:10 - GOAT Ugandan Pastor + Dr Umar Johnson 42:18 - Aba delivered justice to a snow bunny 47:33 - BDSM is for weak men 49:00 - Are Americans the biggest cuhcks? 51:39 - No to kink-shaming + real equality 55:13 - Aba’s worst experiences happened with White Women 57:13 - GoFundMe for Big E’s Starlink to Brittany 58:25 - Aba is Muslim all along

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. And today, we are joined by our dear friend, Abba, is in the mother. Yeah! Out here, you know what I'm saying? Officially an American citizen. Last night.

Going in. Or green card. Is that what happened? Yeah. I like it over here. You do? Minus the shootings. Everything else is amazing.

Wait, but y'all got shootings too, right? Nah, nah, nah. Are you wearing that in support of the LGBTQ community? Absolutely. Absolutely. I saw that last soccer game. I was like, yo, we already know what it is. Yeah.

Wasn't it crazy when that man ran up on the field? They switched them cameras off so quickly. And then he dropped the flag. The referee picks it up. They switched it again. No. Yeah, yeah. I saw it live during the game.

I couldn't stop laughing. The Qataris do not ride with that LGBTQ stuff. But didn't they say it's okay to wear it now? I thought they reversed. Yeah, I thought I saw it live during the game. I couldn't stop laughing. The Qataris do not ride with that LGBTQ stuff. But didn't they say it's okay to wear it now? I thought they reversed. Yeah, I thought they came back, bro. You're supposed to know all this. Did they? Yeah.

I don't know if they did. I thought they reversed that thing. Because they didn't let any of the players wear the armbands. Remember the guys wanted to wear like that one love armband? They were like, oh yeah, you know, sucking is great. And then they decided not to because FIFA came down and said, no, y'all can't do that. And what is your thought on that? I think

it's funny. I mean, FIFA's always been a corrupt organization. You guys ever seen that video? Yes, it's great. When he throws the fucking money at him. Isn't that one of the best moments? That is beautiful. That is absolutely beautiful. That guy's a comedian, I'm pretty sure. Really? Yeah, he's like a stand-up comic that did it as like a sketch stunt thing.

Also, if anybody's wondering where Alex is... He's coming, though. Yeah, yeah, he should be here. Once we're done with the gay section. Exactly, yeah. We'll get to him in his section. So he can feel comfortable. Oh, what's up, Alex?

Oh, here we go. Welcome. Welcome, Alex Media. People got shit, you know? You know what I mean? Okay, so you're saying FIFA's already corrupt. FIFA's going to do what the fuck they're going to do. You guys know they bought their place in Qatar, right?

Yeah, explain this to everybody. Because I know because I'm one of the world's greatest or the world's greatest soccer journalist, but most people don't know exactly what it is. Yeah, I'm not. I can understand why he calls it soccer. Why don't you call it football? I just don't think it's a real sport, so I don't really care what I call it.

Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Are you guys live streaming the not real sport at 2 p.m. today? We're going to live stream the activity. Do you know what I mean? Isn't that what live streaming is about? Is it you just tweeting Twitch nonsense? Hey, we're not a sports podcast anymore.

It's talking to chat. Chat. We're going to talk to chat. It's pop culture. That's what the World Cup is. It's pop culture. 100%. It's fucked up, though. It's a simulated war. And Iran is going to get what to talk to chat. It's pop culture. That's what the World Cup is. It's pop culture. 100%. It's

simulated war. And Iran is going to get what's coming to them. You guys were tweeting some crazy shit. Talking about the wrong flags and starting beef before the game even starts. Hey, hey, hey. They're lucky we let them have a flag. Don't make me send Ben Affleck back in there, bro. Were you tweeting before the game?

What? The U.S. men's national team gave me their Twitter account. Whoa. And I posted that flag up, bro. That's fire. the game? What? The U.S. men's national team gave me their Twitter account. Whoa. And I posted that flag up, bro. That's fire. Yeah, it's about to be Top Gun. It's about to be Top Gun one more time tonight.

Pulisic, he's Top Gun. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you know who Pulisic is? Yeah, yeah, he's the guy who plays on left wing for you guys, yeah. He plays what? On the left.

Oh, he plays on the left. You know those positions in that activity you call soccer? Bro, I only play on the right of everything. Let's go. Let's go. I don't play left of nothing, bro.

I'm being honest. Show of 2024. Exactly. Come on. Come on, Manosphere or whatever. Come on, Adam. Yo, I like how as soon as I come up here, that shit come up. Hey, how do you feel about the red pill?

Yo, come on, man. I didn't ask that question. What I did ask you is something else. Yeah. You asked me about how Qatar bought their place in the world. Can you explain that? They literally have tapes of them just bribing FIFA officials in order to secure their bid for the World Cup to be hosted there. Now, they're bribing the guy in charge, and that guy takes that money and puts it in his bank account?

Absolutely. Or he has to pay out everybody else at FIFA and everybody else. No, they were paying multiple people out. So it's a committee that happens but what ended up is that he got caught on tape

paying out people. Yeah. This is all like on, there's audio of it. But what can you do? What do you mean, what can you do? Why aren't we doing that shit?

Yeah. We ain't grabbing nothing. I mean, ethics, I guess. Ethics. What a, sorry. Do you think that, does it, how many, is there ethics here? One of them, one of them stars got. What a sorry. Do you think that, is it, how many, is there ethics here?

One of them stars got to stand for ethics. Which one? The first 13 all stood for ethics. You know what? And after that, we said that's enough of that. Yeah, ethics is exhausting.

Now it's about destiny and manifesting it. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up. Son, that's the first secret. Manifest destiny is, you know what? I envisioned killing

all these other brown people and we take this whole 50 for us. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I was out there, man, and it's... We had a vision board. Where, in Qatar? No, no, not Qatar. I was out there in Navajo country. Okay. Yeah. And it is beautiful.

We need it back. Navajo country, is that one of those places that used to belong to natives and doesn't anymore? Yeah. Yeah. Well, they would never say that it belongs to them. They would say nobody can own it. And then we were like, eh. Pay your taxes, stupid. Yeah.

It makes me think of those guys who get arrested, like, I'm a free citizen. The cops are like, yeah, whatever, stupid. Give me your driver's license. I mean, we got to deal with the moon.

Because right now, everyone's like, oh, no one can own the moon. But if we go there, we could just be like, yeah, the moon's ours. I mean, we do own the moon. We planted that flag. Yeah, we own the moon. Come on. I know, we've got to do it with the moon. Because right now, everyone's like, oh, no one can own the moon. But if we go there, we could just be like, yeah, the moon's ours. I mean, we do own the moon. We planted that flag.

Yeah, we own the moon. Come on. I know, but we don't actually own it on it. I mean, if we went to the moon and there was Chinese people there, I'd be like, beat it. Right? This is our fucking room. But I don't think you can say that, though. I don't think we legally own it. What?

Yeah, I know. That's my thing. What are you trying to say? We were the ones that took one giant step and one giant reap for man. They weren't out there taking giant reaps. Dude, there's no fucking way it can be theirs. That's true. That is true.

But I don't think we own it on it. But we got to go up there and get it. That's the bullshit. That's that French shit. No, but legally, I don't think we own it. We just don't live there. If we live there, it's ours. We do real estate, it's ours.

You know when you have a plate of food and somebody goes, that's mine? That's what we did to the moon. Yeah, but what if someone else goes and does it? Yo, I'm not going to lie. That's U.S. foreign policy right there. Hold up. That's the first time in my life I felt bad for Native Americans when you just did that right there. Yo, that is foul what we did to them.

Yo, what you mean? I'm Taino Indian, baby. Are you? Yeah, Puerto Rican. Wow. Let's go. Let's go. Wow.

I apologize for what we did to your people. Exactly. Yeah. Jesus. Give me my land back. Yeah. You deserve it. You deserve it, dude.

No, shout out to Niams. He's looking for a three bedroom for you right now. I got something for you in East Village. Okay, so basically they're bribing everybody. They're basically throwing money. They're saying, hey, here's, what is it, $300 million apparently they spent? More than that. More than that.

More than that. The bribes are like undisclosed. They're not entirely sure, but yeah. You just have to imagine that's like such a good first. Tourism is really good. It puts a lot of, Qatari people are trying to draw in workers and experts from different places. Kind of like Dubai. They're just trying to be like Disneyland of the Middle East.

Right. They don't have a huge population, so they rely on outsiders to come in. So for them, it's good advertisements, good tourism dollars. It puts them on the map because most people didn't even know Qatar existed before today. Bro, it's a huge geopolitical move for the region when you think about it because before that, people knew Dubai. Yeah. They know Saudi. Nobody's talking about Qatar.

Nobody. And who was beefing before? Dubai and Saudi were beefing with Qatar, weren't they? Didn't they do some blockade or some shit? They've been having issues. I think that's more with Yemen, though. No, I think that they did a blockade for Qatar. Really? Yeah. This is maybe like a year ago or something like that.

Anyway, so having the World Cup in your land and then not, I think we were talking about this, was it on Patreon or another podcast, but having the World Cup in your land and then not capitulating to the Western desires? Yeah. It's a flex.

That's a super flex. It's the biggest flex. Well, they're really, the only people that they need to care about is what FIFA says and FIFA is only caring about money

so it really doesn't matter what the West says. You know what I mean? Like, FIFA's not beholden to the West like that. They get paid enough, they don't care.

And also, FIFA has so much influence over all the leagues across Europe that they don't care what any of has so much influence over all the leagues across Europe that they don't care what any of these western powers say because these leagues

are super important to each economy so they're like you can suck my dick they literally said suck my dick yeah you didn't hear that today I'm gay

today I'm bald today I'm LGBT whatever the funniest shit you didn't see that speech Wayne Rooney said that who said that no the FIFA president

get the fuck out yeah today I'm a migrant worker that was a crazy speech they killed however Wayne Rooney said that? Who said that? No, the FIFA president. Get the fuck out of here. Today I'm a migrant worker. That was the craziest thing. They killed however many slaves in Qatar to build this whole thing. And he's like, you know what? I feel like one of y'all. Do you?

FIFA president? That was wild. That's the speech. It's so weird. Is it going to be a fucking... Come on, man. No, we're going to get this. We're going to get this. Come on, man. Mark, we're going to get this. I think we are. We're going to make sure the audio is turned on out there also.

We're going to make sure the audio is turned on out there so we get some audio. I guess I'm ordered to, though. You should be playing. Kassad, you got the audio going? Okay, so basically... It's not happening to me. All right. It doesn't matter.

Point is, he basically... But he's trying to make the point that everybody's virtue signaling, that they don't matter Point is He basically But he's trying to make the point That everybody's virtue signaling That they don't actually care Right? No This guy? Yeah, yeah

Partially He's basically saying like How can the West have anything to say Like your history You should shut up For the next like 3,000 years I was like, bruv The blood of the migrant workers

Hasn't even dried Underneath the stadium That's what's crazy You know what I mean? Like he's talking about Like their past history He's like, bruv These people died like Last year Yeah You know what I'm saying He's talking about their past history. He's like, bro, these people died last

year. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what? Also, people brought this up to me, but I think folks don't realize just how much more racist the Middle East is, even compared to the West. So, for example, if Akash goes, the only difference between him and the migrant is his passport.

And that's the only thing that gets him treated like a human being. Why? Because you're people. I'm smarter than those d***s. Jesus, bro. Hey, y'all want to be racist? To me, I can throw it right back. I don't have a single

in this seat, but you know what it is. Behave, Browns. Everybody come down, okay? Now, you're saying the migrants are from India, so they're going to treat him like a migrant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're from India, Pakistan, East Africa, like, Southern Asia. And so they'll use all these people to come down and work, but, like, they treat them like garbage. You're relegated to certain neighborhoods. You can't get out. If you try to move anywhere else, they'll bar you from it.

But, like, if they find out his passport's from any of those countries, oh, he's getting fucked up. Really? Yeah. Now, and you're saying that this type of treatment exists all throughout the Middle East? Oh, yeah. So, for example, even if you go to Lebanon.

I'm just taking an example of Lebanon. The Lebanese people don't get at me, but all the Arab countries, they get maids. And if you know anything about the maids, this was a scandal for a long time. They would keep the passport. They would mistreat them if they wanted to. They killed a whole bunch of them. They didn't give a fuck. There's some torture stories that are horrific.

I'm talking about putting nails inside people. Wow. There's videos. I did a video on this four years ago. There's like, oh man, that fucking video

is fucked up. But you literally see a maid hanging on like the roof out of the window of an apartment building and the person who owns the maid like was filming it and you hear her fall

and then hit the ground like from like six. Oh. Yeah, it's very common over there how they mistreat a lot of them. Now, there's some people

who have maids and don't treat them terribly um but they're treated like third class citizens they don't have they can't leave if they want to um there's a bunch of fucked up stuff jesus yeah these are vulnerable people because they leave their countries to work so they can send money back home but they're like because they're desperate for work they can treat them however they want okay so uh i've actually heard this too about even like doing the hajj, like walking around the circle. Like where you get to stand is dependent on like the hierarchy of people. Oh, really? So yeah, it's like if you're black African going to do it, like you're standing in the sun.

Yeah. And if you're some like white Muslim dude, you're standing real nice and shaded. Yeah. Have you heard this? I haven't heard that specifically, but it wouldn't surprise me considering like, even Muslims know this, like the difference between Arab Muslims

and like black Muslims is like very apparent. Really? Yeah. In what way? I mean, to be fair and to be generous to them, like it's not all Muslims who feel this way, but there is like in the Arab world, you can all be Muslims,

but if they find out that you're a black person, they don't want you to marry their daughters. It's also tribal, because even if you're like from a different tribe, sometimes they're like that, to some degree. But yeah, racism out there is wild, bro. Colorism, classism, it's all a thing out there. But white Muslims need the shade the most, though, in the Middle East.

That's a good point. Right? Like, it might be like a disability thing, where they're trying to help them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because we don't have the protection. Yeah, exactly. It? Like, it might be like a disability thing where they're trying to help them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because we don't have the protection. Yeah, exactly. It's like, yo, they need it the most. It's actually a charity that they're trying to do.

Maybe. What do you think? What do you think about that? The logic is sound. I tried to pick at it, and I couldn't. Right? Have you made the hajj? Have you made the hajj yet? No, and I'm not Muslim.

Yeah, you are. I can tell the way these guys look at you. I'm like, wait, I think you got this fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. Well, no, no, bro. I've been on that pussy and alcohol diet for a long time. You've been on pussy and alcohol diet for a long time. Were you born Muslim?

Yeah. I was raised in a home that tried to make me Muslim. That's what we meant. Yeah, that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was never, like, going to the mosque and praying and shit like that. My mom wanted me to, but I was just like, nah. Did you want us to identify you as an atheist?

That's pretty gay of you. That's pretty non-Qatari of you. Non-Qatari? It's kind of a trans answer. He was like, I was assigned Muslim at birth. Yay! That's the hex.

And then I transitioned. You're trans-atheist. My pronouns are bacon and cheese. Do you believe in God? I'm indifferent. You're indifferent. I don't think it matters what I believe. I think at the end of the day, you just try to be a decent person.

If he does exist, then you did a good job. And if he doesn't exist, then you still were a decent person. That's the end of it. And like, in your personal experience, why do you think that God made you love white box, bro? What do you think God did? Man, I'm going to be honest with you. You know what it is? It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When the hands come out. That was crazy. You know, a good lie about to be said. I'm a creature of convenience. You feel me? It's kind of like going to the corner store. It's just everywhere. It's kind of like white women.

You know what I mean? Don't look at me. Hey. You got to be mean.. It's just everywhere. It's kind of like white women. You know what I mean? Don't look at me. Hey, I know. He got it for you. He got it for you. I know you've been treating white women like the local bodega. Come on, man. Don't even lie.

A queen. Shut up, you know? You know, I got love for the white queens, but here's what it is. Do you feel pressure to not love the white queens? Oh, yeah, for sure. But you love that milk though sometimes. I mean, not in public. Oh, so you won't walk them, or do you cover them up?

Because that's convenient. All of a sudden they got a burka. That's convenient. That's the way to make it work. That's the way to make it work. Is that the reason why it was invented? Could be. Could be.

I think there's a lot of slave masters who just didn't want to be seen in public. They didn't want anybody to know that wasn't their wife. Think about that. Nobody can catch you cheating if they don't know it's not your girl. Exactly. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, that's genius.

Yo, if you could get your side chick to wear a burka for you, she's loyal as fuck. That's crazy. Now you got to get your mane as well. And you're not even allowed to look at your girl, right? Yeah. Because if you're trying to decide, no, this is brilliant. If you're trying to decide,

it's like avoid the male gaze or whatever that is, right? So even if you're gazing and you're like, yo, is that Linda? It's like, yo, the fuck, bro? And it's sexy too. It's sexy. What is sexy? Because in the era of spandex and tight clothes,

it's nice to be a little mystery. Is it though? That, yo, son, son. Hey, we're the Muslims in this house. Because in the era of spandex and tight clothes, it's nice to be a little mystery. Is it, though? That, yo, son, son. Hey, we're the Muslims in this house. You trying to sell us some shit we not buying. Hey, come on, man. You ain't never seen a girl under a burqa and be like, man, I really wonder what she look like under there.

Nah. Never? Nah. Never? I used to go to Walgreens and there'd be this girl with full burqa, bro, up to here, like the, what is the wars back over religion? What is that shit called? The Crusades? Crusade, like, bro. Up to here, like the, what is the wars back over religion? What is that shit called? The Crusades? Crusade,

like, man. This shit was only here you could see it. The war is over. You know? Every war? Not all of them, you know. And she had a full unibrow, bro. And it's like, you have one

area. You had's like, you have one area. Like, you have one area that you had to groom. Like, that's no excuse. Just go like this. Just go, whoop. You could pull it down, right? Right, a little. Drop it low.

Poo shysty. Yeah. Poo shysty. Yo, you could go poo shysty with it. But she didn't. And I remember doing it every single time. I was like, damn, this girl. Yeah, that's crazy.

Fuck. Well, this is Mark and I have talked about this. Girls who wear hijab a lot of times have really pretty faces because that's the one area that they expose to everybody. So they buy all the best skin care. Not in 2022, man. Women with hijabs in our days, they'd be rocking like spandex in the tightest clothes, showing you everything without showing you nothing. That's weird to me, bro. It's like halal from the head up and then halal down.

You don't like it. It's so tight. I'm like, bro, there's no modesty there. I think you're more Muslim than you think you are, to be honest. Nah, I just don't like hypocrisy. I hate these women wearing clothes that make them feel good. Nah, nah, I just don't like hypocrisy. The whole point of the hijab is modesty.

Islam is the way, my boy. Tell him. Tell him. Islam is the way. I think you need to come back to the squad. I think version one of America was a Christian nation. Version two has got to be Muslims. Yo, shout out Andrew Tate.

You know what I'm saying? Yes. About to move to Romania. No, no. Why do you think version two is Muslim? I just think the more I hear people speak, the more it just sounds like they want a non-secular country that has extreme conservative values,

even beyond what Christians would espouse nowadays. So it's interesting to me. It's like even this whole red pill wave of everyone being on like the Muslim hype train. It's like you realize they just want to take control and they realize like Islam is the only country that like. Is the red pill wave still a thing? Are people still into that? It's even, it's bigger than ever. Really? Is it really?

Yeah. Son, I'm out of touch. Me too, bro. Yeah. I thought it was like popped up for a little bit, like tape absolutely took over the internet for a few months and then now it seems like Do you guys have the same perception?

Look at these blue pill cucks. Yeah. They got in a relationship all of a sudden. Blue pill beta, dog. Blue pill beta cuck, dude. Triple B's out here, bro.

For real, bro. It's definitely popular. It's definitely more popular than ever. Really? And what are they angry at? Like it's never been easier to get pussy.

Feminists. They hate feminists. Just don't fuck them. They hate women. You know what I mean? I think people don't fuck them. Here's what you're talking about. Just don't fuck the feminists.

What's the big deal about that? Yeah. No, they're all indoctrinated. If I'm taking their perspective, they're all indoctrinated. That's why all these women nowadays in America are whores. That's what they be saying. So wait, you can get pussy and all the girls are whores? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, you just got to use them and toss them around because, like, they're not worthy of being wives. But I thought the issue is they can't get pussy and all the girls are whores. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, you just got to use them and toss them around because, like, they're not worthy of being wives. But I thought the issue is they can't get pussy. They're frustrated with girls. Like, all these girls want tons of money and that kind of shit. So they can't get any girls. How can girls be whores and you can't get no pussy? It's like...

Can someone explain this to me? It's easy. It's easy. It's like if you're one of the top dogs, you get all the pussy. And the guys on the bottom get none. Welcome to life. Top dog. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it should be like that. You know what I mean? They should be sold and bought. Well, that's a crazy statement. But that's where they're going. Hold up. Recently, I heard some people saying stuff like,

remove their birth control and their right to vote. That's becoming, like, a thing they're saying a lot. Remove their birth control? Yeah. Actually, I saw a girl say, and she's like a girl,

Andrew Tate kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one. Yeah, yeah. What is her name? Andrew Tate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one. Yeah, yeah. What is her name? Just Pearly Things. I think, wait, that's. Yeah, the redhead.

But what is her name? Yeah, she's got red hair. I don't know what her real name is, but that's her YouTube name. But she had a point where she was like, I don't think women should be able to vote because women aren't involved in a mandatory draft so that they don't bear the consequences of their votes, which I thought was really interesting. I think the other way to go with it is say, you are involved in the draft and now you can vote. But it is an interesting thing to say, you can vote about us going into a war, not going into war and not deal with the consequences. I was like, Ooh, this girl's been think tanking.

It's a little think tank. Isn't she a little think tank? Right? I see you, think tank. Right? Like, she found a nice little lane. That, to me, that's like a stand-up bit, the way she's thinking about it. Right. I was like, ooh, you found an angle that I didn't see. Except it's not a stand-up bit. But it is funny a little bit.

It is funny, though. Well, if it's funny, it's funny. But if it's serious, it's kind of like, all right, chill. Yeah. Hey, hey. If it's a joke, I'm winning. Hold on. Hold on. It's funny. It's funny now like all right show yeah If it's funny it's funny now isn't it great being comedians like even if we're serious we get in trouble I was joking about that shit You took me seriously. Yeah, you know I actually want to ask you guys

Yes, cuz like somebody's asking about but here we go. I think a lot. Oh no a lot of comedians be online Using the comedy thing, but you see that they're trying to spread political opinions that are rather serious. Oh, God. You know what I'm talking about, right? And I think the late night shows are partially very guilty of that. And do you think it doesn't obfuscate a little bit the whole idea of these are just jokes a little bit? Well, can you first define the word obfuscate? Yeah, I knew that was going to fuck me up.

You don't know obfuscate? No, obfuscate. Yeah, yeah, obfuscate. It's like Watergate? When they're stealing the staplers and shit like that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, Officegate. It's like Watergate. When they're stealing the staplers and shit like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate the staplers.

Basically, it just mixes it up. It makes it confusing. What are you saying is confusing, specifically? Well, it's like... Like the late night shows? Yeah, sometimes I'll be like, oh, you know, we're just out here joking. They don't care about the political opinions at all.

All that is a function of, and I learned this recently just from being on a movie, it's a function of just not trying to lose your job. So a lot of people are writers for a show, and they can write the bit that is, leans conservative, which could potentially get them in trouble and then maybe get them fired because someone else is worried about losing their job. Yeah. Right? Or they can write the bit that leans liberal, which you'll never get fired for. Nobody's ever gotten fired for being too liberal.

Oh, wow. Lindsay Aga. Very, very liberal. And we should get into for. Nobody's ever gotten fired for being too liberal. Okay. Lindsay Aga. Very, very liberal. And we should get into that. That's fucking hilarious. But in terms of like being too accepting, right? Like I think when we're

all in an environment and the reason I say this I was doing a movie and a guy got fired a white dude, old guy got fired. He was working on the movie for reading the script

and the script had the N word. Okay. Right? And I asked some of the actors black actors, right? It was a majority black movie. Yeah. And I asked them I was like was like yo were you offended by that and they're like they're like no like it's like it's in the script it's his job to tell what's going on in the scene maybe he could have not said it but i wasn't like i can't move on with this movie but the overcorrection was the studio going okay we got to make sure that this doesn't

look bad on us we can't make it look like there's this racist, okay, he's fired. Now, send the diversity people over. Everybody's just trying to protect themselves, and the easiest way to protect yourself

is to be open-minded about everything, which is more liberal. So I don't think it's like, how can we infuse liberal ideology into the population through late-night shows?

So you don't, when you see Colbert or when you see Trevor Noah So you don't, when you see Colbert or when you see Trevor Noah, you don't feel like those are their real political opinions? I mean, with Trevor Noah, it's like, you just got here. Like, I don't even understand it. Like, I don't care about politics, and I'm, I bear the

consequences of all of it. Now, but Trevor Noah had a bit that went viral, I'm pretty sure it was him, well before The Daily Show, about racism and like, it was racism toward blacks in America. Yeah, yeah. And I'm pretty sure it was him, well before The Daily Show, about racism and it was racism toward blacks in America. Yeah, yeah. And I'm pretty sure that was yours. Oh, I thought you were talking about his other shit. Oh, no, no, no.

The tweets that went viral. No, no. No, no, listen, I'm sure he's interested and I'm sure he's interested in America as it reflects to him, like a biracial person that comes from a place of extreme racism and what the different versions of that are here, of course. But to care about who's the senator of Montana,

there's no way you care. I don't care. I don't know who the governor of New York is. Hockley? Something like that. Hockle? I don't know. I just found out it's a lady.

Yeah, it's a lot. Right? So it's like, and shout out to her. Why is she there? We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. She is though. She is.

Why is she there? But shout out to her though and her family. Shout out to her and her family. But I guess my point is like, you don't care that much. No one really cares that much. It's a nice bag. But Trevor makes so much goddamn money doing stand-up right like, you don't care that much. No one really cares that much. It's a nice bag.

But Trevor makes so much goddamn money doing stand-up right now, he don't need that fucking four-day-a-week job. So he's out. So, yeah, I don't think people care that much. No, he's out because he's fucking Dua Lipa. That's a game changer. That ain't going to make me leave. That's a game changer.

Okay, go, go, go. Jon Stewart. Yes. He's not doing it anymore, but he's still in politics, and he actually cares. He fucking cares. Jon Stewart is the vote's still in politics and he actually cares. He fucking cares. He is still doing it. The vote for actually caring.

But he actually cares and he cared even when he wasn't doing the show. I genuinely think that he's irritated, bothered, concerned, wants to help

and you can see it through his actions. But he's also from here. These are his people and he has the platform and the influence. If I went to another country, I wouldn't try to fix it.

It depends. If you stuck to it. If I went to another country I wouldn't try to fix it. It depends. If I went to London I'm not going to be like here's I'm going to be this I do know what he's saying though and we've said this about Jon Stewart

how he started this thing of like comedy is political more than other people. You would have been better but like now you are having a political message

through your comedy and a through line and Stewart was the best at it and genuinely felt it but then it became this kind political message through your comedy and a through line. And Stuart was the best at it and genuinely felt it. But then it became this kind of expectation that your comedy has a political slant. So it got a little bit away from, hey, these are just jokes. And now it's, hey, here's my political agenda with jokes behind it. Also, there's an audience behind it.

That's the thing about you throw something up on Twitter and it leans into a group and they all reward it. You feel that and it's cozy, I imagine. So I think people who gravitate towards appreciation and validation are going to say the things that get appreciated and validated. Sure. And it's very difficult as a comedian to be like, I don't want that type of validation. Yeah. What do you think? You think they're using it as a shield?

They're using the jokes as a shield for a political motivation? I think there's a giant difference between what I'll see at an open mic or at a comedy show and some of the stuff I see online. And I feel like for some folks online, that is the real political message. And I think the whole idea of like, oh, these are just jokes kind of doesn't nearly apply to them the same way I'd see it apply to somebody at a comedy show doing jokes. It feels distinctly different. When I watch Steven Crowder, for example, and maybe you guys don't attribute him the

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But the problem is a lot of times they don't have the funny behind it. It's just for claptor. Claptor comedy, we call it, where it's just like, nobody's laughing, but they just clap at all your points. And some people genuinely believe in those things. When I look at Crowder, I see Crowder's stuff, I think he genuinely is conservative. That is his thing.

And I think he also wants to be funny, and the way that he's going to be funny is with that leaning. Me personally, I like to have the ambiguity of my thoughts because I think it helps the joke because I am a comedian before I'm anything

else. So I don't want you to know where I'm going to go with it. I think that's the predictability thing that annoys us about late night and a lot of different shows. We know the angle. That's why it's fun to watch the redhead girl. I wish I knew her name. Just pearly things, whatever. I think it's funny to watch her put together

that idea. Because whether she believes it or not to me doesn't matter. I'm like, ooh, that's a unique thought that could be funny that I haven't heard of. And I think oftentimes the jokes that lean just one specific direction, doesn't matter left or right.

We've kind of heard these ideas. Aren't that new? Yeah. I think, I think if you ever go through the process and be like, nah, we don't give them that shield. Then at that point it starts to become a thing where you now have to start

picking and choosing and then it becomes a much more difficult conversation. So I generally, if people are trying for jokes, like you let that slide. But there are times I'm like, I don't think this bitch is joking. I think this is how

she really feels. And even though it might be a sad and joking tone, I let it slide because at the end of the day, there's no way of knowing. It bothers me more because I tend to agree

with Andrew a lot of times. I don't know if it's the way you really feel. I think a lot of times it's I want to get followers and this is the way to throw them. You've been to shows before

and you heard a comic say some jokes and you're like, just like, you let it slide because the other day everybody has the right to. But something in the back of your head

that thinks like, there's a little bit more there. Does it ever happen to you? A little bit more meaning what? I used to do this when dudes were trying to get a pussy on stage. Okay.

You know what I mean? Man, this joke isn't because you love comedy and you really want to express this opinion you had. Yeah. Or you just really want to express yourself creatively. This is, I'd be like, man, this joke isn't because you love comedy and you really want to express this opinion you had. Yeah. Or you just really want to express yourself creatively. This is, I'm going to be on stage, there's going to be girls in the audience, and I'm going to say this, and they're going to think I'm funny, and I'm going to get some pussy.

So I would resent that. Yo, bro, I don't know how that shit works, because I've never gotten pussy off stage. I've killed that show so many times. Sometimes I'll be hanging by the door, I'm like, I'm getting pussy tonight. Nothing, bro. That shit pissed me the fuck off. I've been doing this, I got a standing ovation. I still ain't getting no pussy. That's how you know a nigga's ugly.

Bro, I'm getting so mad. That man just killed it. That's great. Because I see dudes at open mics, bands, just do a mediocre set and women's fucking panties. Can I tell you something that is really disheartening? You don't even have to be funny to get pussy on stage.

Yeah. I've seen guys bomb and girls are still talking to them after the show to the point that I'm like, I don't respect anybody in this exchange right now. It's sad for both of you.

Wait, why do you think it is? You think, is it just dudes at your shows maybe? No, no, there's a lot of women at the shows. Really?

But what's the subject matter? Are you talking about like, oh, girls are so funny. Burk up. Burk up. subject matter? Are you talking about like, oh, girls are so funny. Burk up. Burk up. Burk up. I can't imagine you guys. Girls are so wacky.

You got to tell these girls to burk up. Would you do that ever? Nah. Nah? Nah, nah, nah. My mom would be too happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one thing I'll never do.

I'll never make my mom happy in my day. Is your mom bur burnt or unburnt no no but she likes that lifestyle she just doesn't want to do it because she likes her hair oh she got that good hair yeah she got that good hair

hey hey I'm about to be Ethiopian you know what I'm saying yeah you got that burkhamcision she got that good stuff burkhamcision she doing good

okay so we we gotta to get some some pussiest shows, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird. Have you tried talking to them? Have you tried asking?

No, I don't want to do too much. You know what I mean? I don't want to be like, how'd you like my set? You know, I'm not going to do nothing like that. But generally, like, oh, we appreciate the set.

You want them to press you. Yeah, I mean, I did the work. You got to do a little bit of the labor. I don't think it's cat. He feels it. Nah, this shit is cat. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Oh, let me go on Flager. It's like, I don't get no pussy got to do a little bit of the labor. I don't think it's cap. He feels it. Nah, this shit is cap. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Oh, let me go on Flager. It's like, I don't get no pussy for girls. No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. To be clear, I ain't said I don't get no pussy for girls. No, no. I said I ain't never gotten it after a stand-up show. Yeah, that's a no.

That's all I'm trying to say. Is that your entrance to the manosphere? Like, what? That's what got you into that? Oh, yeah. Is that what you became? No, this stand- game is just not working. No, no.

I think I had other activities. You know, I had dance and stuff, so that was fine. Oh, you can dance? Yeah. Do you want to have dance competition? Do you know how to get sturdy? No, no, I don't know how to get sturdy. You can't get sturdy, bro?

What kind of dance? Yeah, what kind of dance? How are you going to casually bring up dance? I go out salsa dancing. Wow. Yo, why is your lip quivering? That is the game. That's the game.

I've never seen. You heard that lip quivering? That was the game. He drooled. You saw that? That's a big pause moment. Come on, son. Come on.

Let's just dance, bro. Yo, you're in Puerto Rico. Can you handle this? It's just dance. You said you could dance. Alex can't dance. Hold on. On the one or the two?

Relax. Alex can't dance. You both. You can dance salsa on the one and the two? Relax. Alex can't dance. You both, you can dance salsa on the one and the two? Yeah, that's not happening. Oh, yes sir!

You look kind of cute. Come on, I know how to fucking salsa. Come on, you salsa, bro. I'm not going to salsa with no grown man. Come on. This is my Latino side, I don't do that. Come on, come on, bro. You don't think Latin dudes dance together?

You know what I'm saying? Latin dudes dance together. Hold on, hold on. Latinos everywhere would lose respect for me if I did that. No, they would love that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what yeah. You don't think Latin dudes dance together? You know what I'm saying? My Latin dudes dance together. Hold on, hold on. Latinos everywhere would lose respect for me if I did. Come on. No, they would love that. You're supposed to dance with them. No, no, the ladies might have a few laughs.

The dudes would be like, that's gay. No, ladies like that shit. Papi, papi, that's gay. No, no. Yeah. No, no. This is how you're going to get girls, to get you back straight. Oh, no, I'm good.

I'm good on that. Oh, they want to fix you. They want to turn you back. They got to fix you. You got to gay it up a little bit, and then they got to straighten you back. What's up with white tits and gait? Come on, bro. I'm just saying, you out here dressed in a rainbow?

Yeah, you got the anal beads on your wrist. What's going on right here? That's a lot of beads, dog. I'm throwing a bit of ankle cheese. You know what I'm saying? All right. You got the monkey pack starter kit. I like how y'all played that music.

I need, all right, no dancing, then fine. Whatever. I feel rejected, man. I'm good, I'm good. So that's how you get girls, though? That was one of the ways when I started. So I never had that whole

red pill issue like that. You know what's fucked up? You guys are big Patrice fans. You know, he was like my intro to that world. Yeah. Yeah. He's the goat.

He is the goat. But he would always do it funny. Yeah. True. Like, you need to do it with funny. If you're just serious and angry, it's kind of embarrassing. I agree. Like, dudes complain about women not being funny about it is embarrassing.

Yeah, it's rough. It is really rough. And Patrice would always pick it himself, too. A lot of the red pill stuff is like, I'm the alpha, I'm this, I'm that. Patrice would, he talked about how he don't have a big dick. He's like, I ain't really packing like that. He says that in the middle of one of his bits. Diabetic. Diabetic. That's how he found out. His girl

was like, baby, your pee tastes like birthday cake. Yeah, that's a far bit. So good. Far bit. You were the first girl you hooked up with? Yes. I do. What is she doing? 2021. Same girl, right? It's in this tax year

Yeah Wait so what is she doing? What happened to the girl You hooked up with? The first one I have no idea You keep in touch? I mean yeah

He's married to her You married to her? Come on bro Both of them And they're weird You know what the first girl Still doing? I've never been asked that before

That's a weird question Do you think that's weird That we got two hole in ones On a podcast? More Wait for real You've never been to Northern West? Yeah Come on that's weird that we got two hole-in-ones on a podcast? More! Wait, for real? You've never been to the Northern West?

Yeah, bro. Come on now. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of that. Why is that crazy, though? That's the way that God intended?

These are some five-star lesbians, right? Yo, real talk, man. Yeah, and think about it. If you wouldn't have been out here fucking around, that Caller Dottie podcast would have never taken off.

Would have never taken off. So, you know, by spreading it out, you can call it Caller Dottie podcast would have never taken off. Would it never take it off? So, you know, by spreading it out, you can call her Dottie. Did you call it Call Her Dottie? You are a manosphere. You are a red pill. That is super red pill, bro. Yeah. But if I wasn't fucking around, then that would have never what? That would have never

happened. The podcast would have never happened? Or whatever the next iteration of it was. Didn't you break it up? No, I broke it up so that one girl got the bag by herself. Exactly. Good for her. She deserved it. She did. She was a better looking one. Isn't that how the podcast works?

Am I lying? So you would prefer Alexandra? Alexandra's her name? I mean, listen, I don't want to prefer any white woman publicly, but. Publicly. Privately, though. Privately, hell yeah. But she prefer any white woman publicly, but... Publicly. Privately, though. Privately, hell yeah. But she's not white.

She's freckled up. Is she? Yeah. I mean, that ain't no problem. If she's freckled, are freckled people white, dude? Can we have that discussion? Lindsay Lohan, 50% brown. She's not white Lindsay Lohan.

She do be doing crack like a black person. You know what I'm saying? She found God. She found Allah. Yeah, she's Muslim now. Of course she's Muslim now. Career resurgence. Shout out to Lindsay, bro.

Found Allah immediately in a Christmas movie. Oh. What you know about that? I know that. That's where you try to fix them straight. That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to get her back. You know what I mean?

She went through her addiction issues. If Allah helped her out of it, then, you know, mashallah. Mashallah. That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to get her back. Be shy to her. You know what I mean? She went through her addiction issues. If Allah helped her out of it, then, you know, mashallah. Mashallah. That's right. Mashallah. But you skirted out of whatever the fuck we were talking about.

Oh, yeah. Alex Cooper. Would you go on a salsa date with her? No. Why not? Why would I? I already told you that none of this happened publicly.

Oh. You're trying to keep everything under the covers. Hold up, Alex. Alex, you know what? Nope. No, no, no, no, no. I can't be the only black person. uh he's trying to keep everything under the covers hold up Alex nope I can't be the only black person Alex this is a serious question a lot of your girlfriends probably talk about this too

wow you probably seen that clip no no no girlfriends as in the homegirls don't do that the homegirls I don't know your personal life Girlfriends as in the homegirls. Don't do that. The homegirls. Yo, he's messed. This guy's messed.

I don't know your personal life. You calling names and shit? I was crazy, bro. If you walk around New York with a white girl, you get looks, don't you? Europe? No, New York. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. And then if you ended up marrying a white girl, I bet you some of your homegirls would probably I mean if they don't say directly you probably know they probably have some thoughts in the back of their head right probably

but that doesn't it's not like that in Canada where everybody's white it's like that in Canada it's like that it's like that for preach get out of here yeah he been with his girl

since he was like a teenager and like he gets comments all the time at church whatever it might be at church oh yeah church is where you get it the most but what about his side bitches though

whoa these guys are I mean he's not here if I'm not here everybody his marriage is problem you guys are crazy

these guys are crazy he's going crazy that was nuts the way that you tore down your brother he's trying to call her doggy, these guys. Why are you trying to split them up?

Have you ever tried being gay? Nah. These guys almost did. There's no cure? No, there's no curiosity. Oh, curiosity. There's no curiosity. There's no cure? No, there's no curiosity. Oh, curiosity. There's no cure. Why don't you try it?

It's a wrap for you, bro. You know what, though? That's real, though, because if— Hold on now. I know most women I know, if a dude told them they were bisexual, they were like, no, you're gay. 100%. Women are more homophobic than men. This is like liberal women would say. No, no. Women are more homophobic than men. This is like liberal women would say.

No, no. Women are more homophobic than men. You know, men say that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But who cares what men think about their daily life? You would forgive your boy if he sucked your balls one time? You know, you would forgive your boy, right, if it was just one suck of the old balls, right? Look at this pro-stabber.

Yo, see? I would say it, bro. That's why you were against Kanye. Late night. What if you were trying to jerk it and he loaned you some spit? That's not gay. That's not gay. If he gave you a little hawk too-y. He didn't touch you.

He didn't touch you. He just spits. He's like, yo, can I borrow some? Why is that gay? Why are you gay? Why are you gay? Why are you gay? For what reason?

For what reason do you have decided to be gay? You ever seen that passage from Uganda? The greatest. No, the interview. I've gone to the clinic. I've seen the gays. Their anus is ruptured.

Whoa. That is a crazy way to describe gay people. They're walking around with vegetables. The penis doesn't work no more. That guy's the greatest. I want to interview him so bad get him on

yeah yeah he's awesome shout out to Dr. Martin Semple what he says is fucked up but he's hilarious but he's hilarious like Dr. Umar Johnson yes

the goat the actual goat yeah he reposted something I said what did he say what about the snow bunnies no the snow dragons

the white and Asian mix okay so uh but he reposted the whole thing and i was so i've never been more excited about it in my entire fucking isn't that crazy some of the most hateful people are the funniest if you're funny you get away with everything absolutely absolutely shout out simple as that just be funny People get so mad When they see stuff But I can't stop laughing It's crazy Who's mad at Dr. Umar? Aren't you mad at him?

No No Why are you mad at him? I'm not mad at him at all He mad at you Why? Because I was with the Snow Buddies? Mad at you

I've turned I've turned the other cheek though You know what I mean? I'm reformed What does that mean? You clapping other cheeks now? What is that? Is that what you just said?

I mean you know what I mean? I mean I'm watching Dr. Umar and I'm good. You know, both her cheeks are white, so you turn and she's the same white girl. Snow Buddy season's over. Who are you with now? Hey, listen, I keep my private life private, you feel me?

Yeah. Yo. That sounds so suspicious. Can I tell you something? There's going to be a girl that's really hurt watching that. You can't eat this. Yo. That's a single person that sounds so suspicious. Can I tell you something? There's going to be a girl that's really hurt watching that. Yeah.

There's going to be a white girl that is crying right now. Yeah. Okay? Just crying in her Timbits. Yeah. Her tears freezing in Montreal. Yo, low-key,

I did slap a white woman on camera. Come on, bro. No, I'm serious. You guys can pull it up. That shit was fire, man. Shout-outs to her. Brittany Simon, shout-outs to her. Why? Her YouTube channel. Why, why, serious. You guys can pull it up. That shit was fire, man. Shout outs to her. Brittany Simon, shout outs to her.

Why? Her YouTube channel. Why, why, why? She was doing some kind of BDSM thing, so she was slapping this white dude named Destiny. So I was like, I was watching. And then I was like, man, this is not fair. Somebody got to slap you. And Destiny's like, I don't feel comfortable.

And I was like, hey, what's up, nigga? So I get up and I smack her on the... And honestly, it's so weird. On her face? You're a hero. Yeah! Jesus Christ. Oh my God. We her face? You're a hero. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

Pull this up. Run that. Gotcha. I don't like Al's sudden anti-white woman speech. Hey, hey, hey. Shut up. Come on. You love white women.

Okay, hold up. You know what, though? I've talked about this before. This episode. I don't know if you're. You started pushing. Hold on, hold on. Is it in the video?

Yeah, it's in the video. Okay, let me pull it up. Hold up. This is what I'm talking about. Yeah, you'll find it. It's not that deep. Oh, right there. Right here?

Yeah, see where it changes color? You know exactly. It might be a little bit back. But anyways... Oh, yeah, there it is. Oh, this is crazy, bro. You're a wild dude for this, bro. Yes, I want to see this.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. You can't get quality in life. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Oh, my God. But we don't see it. What the fuck is that?

What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Hold on, hold on.

There's the full clip somewhere else on YouTube. You blue pill cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying. Yo, you're so blue pill. That was for me. It wasn't for the audience you feel me and I want to stay monetized Yo, that is the most I want to stay modest. I gotta make my money Do you did this to make your community happy make you do? Dude that's ridiculous. I can't believe that I take I take back my honor. Yeah, that was hard I was crazy. I think you pull up the clip. I just don't want it to be demonetized

I was I'm saying, you know, it's for YouTube, but if you guys want you to be Giving you permission YouTube you know how YouTube I don't know if you've had this. Wait, there's got to be a video somewhere. There's no video of it anywhere? No, there is. You just go on YouTube search and you go. Keep going.

Keep going. Just go on YouTube search. I have a slaps. Mark, you got to find that shit, dude. That was crazy how you cut that out, dude. Why are you censoring yourself? You know what? Yeah, dude.

Blue pill. Yo, yo. For real, man. I think this is the full thing. Okay, let's go. Yeah, yeah. Just skip ahead. Yeah, this set looks a, man. I think this is the full thing. Okay, let's go. Yeah, yeah. Just skip ahead. Yeah, this set looks so old-fashioned.

Look at this! Oh, so she slaps Destiny. Yeah, she slaps him. I mean, are we running out of things to do to be funny? Is that a dude? So he got slapped, and so I jumped in afterwards. And then this is where you said we want vengeance. Okay, here we go, here we go.

I have a W. Yes, I want to see this. Steve, this is for you said we want vengeance. Okay, here we go, here we go. Yes, I want to see this. Steven, this is for you. This is the highlight of my career. Okay, this is how you guys get quality in life. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Yo!

I thought you can't show that. You can't show that. But again. Yo, son. You've done that before. He was too comfy show that. You can't show that. But again. Yo, son. You done that before, son. I ain't gonna lie, bro. He was too comfy with that. Yo, yo.

Yo. Yo. Yo. The red light came on. You done that before. Hold on, hold on. Let us breathe. No!

No, no, son. I mean, I just want to fix it. You got experience, son. I mean, one. That's experience, son. One is consensual. Two, you know, she slapped the dude just before, so everyone's on board, OK?

Wait, what does that mean, though? An eye for an eye does not make a. Yeah, what happened to turn the other cheek? An eye for an eye means, two, you know, she slapped the dude just before, so everyone's on board, okay? Wait, what does that mean, though? An eye for an eye does not make a... Yeah, what happened to turn the other... An eye for an eye means you turned off the lights. I don't know what you're talking about. Come on, man. That was lit. That was crazy.

You're too excited about this. Yeah, I love it too much. This fake excitement's wild. I don't know what that is. What is her reaction? Hold up. What did she say? She's close.

She's close. She was fine. Why, do you wish you could have done this to most of your ex-girlfriends? Never, never, never. Is that the problem? Never, never at all. Getting She's close, she's close. She was fine with it. Do you wish you could have done this to most of your ex-girlfriends? Never, never, never. Is that the problem? Never, never at all. Getting on your nerves and stuff, never. What do you mean?

She slapped you. It's a sexual BDSM. Yeah, there you go. She said it afterwards, though. All right, yeah, you can stop it there. She said it, consensual BDSM. Why do we stop it there? Do you start slapping the shit out of her?

Yeah, I mean, she wanted a turn, you know what I'm saying? Gotta keep it going. Yo, that was crazy. Motherfucker, how can you slap, dog? Yeah, for real. she wanted a turn, you know what I'm saying? Gotta keep it going. Yo, that was crazy. Motherfucker, how can you slap, dog? Yeah, for real. How can you slap? You guys think it's that crazy? It's crazy.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's higher, but it's crazy. In the context of... Yo, men be using their quality to treat women like shit. Hold on, hold on. In the context of she slapped the dude just before, and then afterwards it was her turn, what's the issue? What do you mean, what's the issue?

You slapping a retarded person. Because that's crazy, bro. I got to take off with my girl. That's my girl. That's my girl. Guys, Big Dizzy Energy Tour, doing big things in 2023. We're going to wrap it up. We're going to hit all the little cities we didn't hit.

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Now let's get back to the show. What is BESM? Like spanking a girl? She's Canadian, huh? Yeah, it could be that. It could be tying folks up. I don't need to tie nobody up, bro. I feel like that's for dudes who are not strong enough to hold a girl.

If your girl's like, tie me up, please, she's saying, you're a cock. Have you never seen them hog ties? Say again? The hog ties. But what's the difference between that? Just grab your girl. How much do you love pig, bro? Are you just trying to hog her?

Yeah. Hot on! You love her. Hot on! I'll catch you if you want to slip. But yeah. No, I don't understand that. Like, the whole idea, I really genuinely think if your girl has, like,

a rape fantasy with you or needs to be tied up or beaten, she doesn't think you're strong enough to actually do it. She's like, I'll help you tie me. I'm gonna help you. But no, isn't that, like,

that's the most emasculating thing ever if your girl goes, can you tie me because you're not strong enough? Maybe she's just into that shit. I don't know if it's that. Why she got me into that? Just ain't ready for you into feet, nigga.

Like, what you talking about? I mean, I tie her feet up. I tie her feet up right now. That's just what I heard. I tie your feet up. Take this off. No, sir. Do it right now.

Do it right now. You've never fucked with... Give me that beads. Hold up. Let me put them beads in between these nicks. You've never fucked with... Oh, no. You've never fucked with handcuffs or nothing?

Handcuffs? No, like, I don't need that. Nothing is necessary if you just add an extra thing. Yeah, but you never just went like that? I have. Okay, so why do you need handcuffs? Because sometimes you want your hands elsewhere. I also don't have the same relationship with the police that you do.

So maybe there's this weird thing that you want to experience. Like, I'm in charge. Is this a very Canadian thing to do, is just let a black dude slap you as a white man? Whoa, whoa, what do you mean? I'm so apologetic. Oh, reparation. We owe you everything.

No, that's definitely an American thing. I mean, you go to some city. Wait, y'all, Canadians think Americans are cucks? No. Y'all are the bigger cucks. Y'all are the biggest cuck. Do you think you're bigger cucks or we're bigger cucks? I don't think it's close.

Dude, that's a good question. Should we have a world cup yeah should we just be like put everybody's girlfriends out there and see who reacts

faster than some other dude trying to fuck them that's a crazy competition just a bunch of Finnish people like hmm delightful

it's a wild convo but in all seriousness when you look at yourself as a Canadian person and then you look at yourself as a Canadian person and then you look at Americans, do you feel you are better at people fucking your wives? And you watching them? Or are we better at people fucking our wives

than we watch them? I feel like y'all produce all the cuck porn I've ever seen. Whoa. Am I lying? Whoa. Think about that. Who else produces cuck porn other than America? We probably produce most of the porn.

I mean, I think you guys are like so- Proportionally, you've only got 30 million people, bro. And I haven't seen one Canadian ever produce any of that shit. How do you know they're Canadian? They're the ones sitting in the chair while they're watching. All I know is we got pro porn. We got porn studios. Isn't that the name of the Vancouver-

And I never see what's- Maybe you're right. What? Say it again, bro. The Vancouver hockey team. Isn't that the name of the Vancouver? I never say what's... Maybe you're right. What? Say it again, bro. The Vancouver hockey team. What's their mascot? The Canucks? Isn't that what you guys called it? That's how they pronounce it over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the...

I mean, that is kind of crazy. I think that's you guys. I think you guys are the biggest cooks. You know that not to be true. I believe it. Do you think Justin Trudeau fucks his wife? Or do you think that there's a guy that looks like Preach that does it? Let's just be

honest here, bro. I think Justin thinks about hiring Preach sometimes, and then he just puts on the black face makeup and does it himself. And she got a rape fantasy with a black dude. He don't have to hire nobody. He cooks himself. He did brown face. Was it brown? Was it brown?

Just because he wore an Aladdin hat doesn't mean it's not blackface. Whoa. Was there black Aladdins? He didn't probably. He just put on the hat. He wore that black Tarsh makeup. Will Smith was the genie.

But was there a black Aladdin? Can there be a black Aladdin? There should be. You think? There should be. I mean, at least stealing the bread, probably, that part. No, that was wild. You can smack this white bitch right here.

You can do that right there. Her name is Brittany. Brittany, this is no disrespect. Obviously, you're into your things, and we're not going to kink. It's called kink shame, right? Yeah, kink shame. How would you feel if someone said, oh, you liking feet is disgusting? I stand ten toes down.

People have said that to me. I say that to them every day. People say that to me all the time. Do you think it's weird that I get kink shame and you don't? I think the feet thing is kind of weird. Why? I mean, it's feet. I mean, they touch the floor.

They're dirty, smelly. They got the socks on all day long. So how much better is it if, with all that, a girl's still got a beautiful foot? Think about that. There's no such thing as beautiful feet. It's like a biblical story. I was going to say there's, like, beautiful pussy.

That's not true. It's like there's the least ugly pussy, and that's it. There's beautiful pussy. I've never looked at a pussy before and been like, work of art. I'm just not. This is the best one of all the trash I've seen. Dove is fuming. Wait a minute.

Hold on. This is an interesting discussion. This is an interesting discussion. It looks like an axe wound. Let's keep it a stick. What, a pussy? Yeah, an axe wound. Being that all of us here are with the one woman we're going to spend the rest of our lives with,

I'm going to disagree on behalf of all of us. That being said, outside of the one that we've all chosen, which is the perfect pussy and it looks absolutely amazing, there have been some pussies in the past that have looked rather abnormal. That's all I'm trying to say. I understand the point that you're trying to

make. Sometimes you do look at a pussy and you're like, ooh, was a guy playing that on the Titanic? You know? and you're like, ooh, was a guy playing that on the Titanic? Like, what is going on with that little accordion type thing? He once said, it looks like the painting in Ghostbusters 2, and I never forgot that. Do you remember the... That's a really good reference.

What was the guy's name? Fuck, he started with a V. I feel like Miles would know this. Miles? Van Ravor or something like that. I feel like Miles would know this. Miles? Van Ravor or something like that. Doesn't matter. We're moving on. Great. Great job. Great reference.

You know what? He pulled me into that. I know, right? I did. I did, too. We're in this together, bro. We're in this fucking together. We've all been in the past. I can't help it. These guys may see Ghostbusters, too. Yeah, y'all need to watch more movies. Al only watches black movies. But no,

can we talk about when you went black snake moan on this girl right now? Absolutely. My point is on the screen. Was that the motivation? Listen, Brittany,

Brittany, she's a great sport for going on with that. Immediately looked out for you. She was like, hey, I consent to that. That was very cool of her. I mean, she consented

before and after. But if she consented again, she, I consent to that. That was very cool of her. I mean, she consented before and after. But if she said it again, she was sure to make sure that you were good. Yeah, yeah. So even if anybody cuts it up, she got your back. The portion, I cut out the part where she says she consents,

and I sent that to Dr. Umar, so we straight now. Okay. But yeah, the video turned out great. I'm very proud of it. I guess there's a question. Can girls get in on white boy fun? Like as friends,

you might slap each other, punch each other in the dick. Can girls not get in on that if they're part of the friend group? Is it sexist for you to exclude them? Yeah, that's sexist for you to exclude them and not treat them like one of the boys, you know? To your point, I think you might have done the right thing. Now, you could punch a girl in the dick for sure. Yeah.

For sure. If you're all just having fun. Now, just out of curiosity, do you want to... You said you were doing this for equality. Mm-hmm. I mean, okay, hold up, hold up. Let me clarify. More like reparations. Outwardly, I was going out with that.

Me personally, I just really want to slap a white girl. Yeah. Outwardly, there was something that was so appealing. I'm not going to lie. I know it's not a good thing to say online, but that's the truth. It's great. Now, why did you want to slap one? You said that you put handcuffs on them.

You said that you've hogtied them. Hold on. I have a huge bias against white ladies. Which is? Are you sexually attracted to them? Yeah. No, no. You hate the control.

I just had, like, all my craziest experience in life, I've been with white women. Really? Absolutely. Because they could throw down a suck. Once they latch on. They can, right? Yes, yes.

They can. Yeah. You can't even say no to that. They can't. They think there's some maple syrup up in that thing. Do you ever say

tap that? Do you ever say it? I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Why not? I'm not doing that. Why not? Shout out to the White Queens.

Okay. Okay. I'm not saying you shouldn't, bro. I'm saying you should do whatever you damn choose. Listen, I'm in swampy waters right now. I feel it. What does that mean? I'm up to my knees, bro. I feel this shit. I'm saying you should do whatever you damn choose. Listen, I'm in swampy waters right now. I feel it. What does that mean? I'm up to my knees, man.

I feel this shit, man. I'm over here with crocodiles swimming. I'm over here like, damn. You thought the Jew comment was crazy with Kanye. It's nice. No, no, you're really taking the heat off of Kanye right now. Absolutely. Okay.

How did that clip not go crazy? How did I not see that? How do you have to promote that? Is that a little disappointing? Are you like, man, I thought that should be going more viral? I don't think it's that crazy. I think in our world today with the sex positive stuff, I don't think people really care that deep. Really?

Yeah. If this was 20 years ago, I think it'd be a problem. Nowadays. If it comes out later that I'm out here being white women in private, then I'll be wild. Yeah, but doing it in public, on camera, that kind of stuff. Yeah, especially with the whole consensual stuff, it's fine. I don't think it's that deep.

But it does make people uncomfortable because of the racial dynamics. That is 100% true. And also, 20 years ago, she'd be managing the firehouse for the Ghostbusters, so there's no way

that you'd be able to slap her. Hey, see how we brought back Ghostbusters? Redemption. Exactly. So there's no way that you could actually slap her in that case. But you're right.

It's almost safer to beat white women on camera than off camera. Absolutely. Because hearing this story, if she went on her, what does she have? I don't know. If she went to the barn or whatever, I don't know what her life is. Yeah. How does she do her podcast? You know what I mean?

In her bar. In her bar. She turns on the camera and then travels two hours, uploads it on whatever Wi-Fi she can find. She's dedicated to YouTube. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, she doesn't even have Wi-Fi at her bar? No.

Holy shit. Yeah. She's probably the most dedicated YouTuber I know. She literally drives two hours to go do it? Yeah, yeah. She's in like a really rural part of whatever place she's at. She drives some. Wow, cool, actually. She is. To be fair. Brittany, yeah. She's in like a really rural part of whatever place she's at. She seems wild cool, actually.

She is. To be fair. Brittany, yeah. Why can't we get Brittany Starlink? Can we do a GoFundMe to get Brittany Starlink? Brittany what? Starlink.

The Elon Musk internet. Do you know who Elon Musk is? Oh, okay. Yeah, we can set that up. I want to get Brittany internet. He doesn't want to acknowledge Elon Musk because he's too conservative. Oh, you don't do that?

No, I love Elon. Shout out to Big, was it Big E? Is that what Andrew called him? Is that what Dick called him? He called him Big E. You guys can see that cringe tweet? What'd he say?

He's like, oh, I'm going to be hanging out with Kanye, Big... I'm not going to bring it up. Come on, bro. It's just salsa, dude. Okay, okay. Would you rather salsa

or say that tweet? No, no, no. Can I tell you something that's absolutely amazing to me? No, no, no. I don't do either. Can I tell you something that's absolutely amazing to me? This is like a truly, really interesting thing about the time that we all exist, that you are less afraid to slap a white woman on camera than you are to dance salsa with her. That's crazy. Dancing salsa with me is absolutely terrifying. Respect.

Like, isn't that wild? Yeah, yeah. What does that say about us? I'm more terrified of looking gay than going to jail. Wow. I'm telling you, you're more Muslim than you think. Yo. I'm telling you.

Yo. I ain't going to jail. I'm good. I have to say that to reassure myself. Jail for a Muslim man is pretty much just how you treat your wives. Whoa. This guy's dead. what's wrong with him? Except for them, it's not consensual.

Yo, you know what's crazy? I used to see reports from like North Africa where these women would get up and they'd say like, if your husband doesn't slap you, he doesn't care about you. That's like a real thing in some parts of the world, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I could send you the video link. That's facts, bro. That's crazy.

If your husband doesn't slap you, he doesn't care. That's crazy. He can shake you sometimes. So what part of the podcast, I mean, what part of the Africa is this, and why are we moving the podcast? That's what I need to figure out. You guys are absurd. The jokes that you make on women's expense.

This is absolutely disgusting. Like, honestly, it's sexist. All right, here comes the blue pill beta bullshit. No, it is fucking sexist. If I want to go home and I want to watch my wife get fucked, I should be allowed to do that. Yeah. Okay?

And you guys shouldn't be putting your hands all over women. If you guys think that shit's going to happen, you were bugging. What if we just do it sitting down? That's not going to happen. What if we just like dab up? That's not happening. Did you lose it? No, dab me up real quick.

And then. Oh! We did it! We did it! You got two guys! Hey! Come on! Blue pill!

Azul! Bastilla Azul! Hey! Papi! Hey, guys. This has been an episode of Flankin'. We're here with the great Abba. Thank you guys so much for watching. It's time to go watch the U.S. whoop Iran's ass.

Absolutely. Can't wait.