Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - After The Election, We Can All Still Be Friends

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

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Probably Friday. Friday. Friday we'll know if our guy got it. We'll know if our guy got it we'll know if our guy got it yeah yeah yeah who's our guy i mean it's our guy everybody knows who our guy yeah who's our guy our guy's our guy listen whoever's listening i voted for whoever you voted for all right i got that from duval duval said if anybody asked you who you voted for i voted for you voted for. You didn't vote me neither. Who votes? No, in all seriousness, we're misunderstanding what the Republican voter wants. And I'm sure we're misunderstanding what the Democratic voter wants.

And I think both sides are misunderstanding. And I think they're painting the other side as evil. We've had this conversation before, which is an easy way to kind of drum up support on your side. Because if there's evil against you, then you've got to support it, right? You've got to come and fight the good fight, whatever it is. We have to create a fight in order for you to want to fight it. But what's interesting is like, then what is motivating these voters, right? And I was like, man, maybe it's just taxes. Maybe Republicans just want taxes. And then Mark goes, nah, it's a culture war. I go, what are you talking about? And Mark goes, just don't tell me what words i can say

don't tell me what i can or can't do just let me live my life and low-key i think that's exactly what it is and i think that we're a part of that culture war we are sitting in this place like yo apolitically i think that people are listening to i think we have a lot of people on both sides of the spectrum yeah but everybody agrees like yo just don't tell me what the fuck to say like some of us might want to pay a little more taxes help some people some of us are like yo I don't want to pay anything I want to I think the government you know waste the money whatever it is but at the end of the day everybody who's listening to this is kind of like don't tell me what words I can or can't use don't tell me what jokes I can or can't say mind your fucking business let me do what the fuck I

want and if that is the driving force of voters, one, you probably see why Trump has an attraction to a lot of people. You know, I don't think, you know what I'm saying? They're kind of like, yeah, he's just talking that crazy shit and it's like, it's kind of a reflection.

I'm tired of people telling me I can't talk crazy. I think that was a huge part of what got Trump elected in the first place. Yeah. Huge part of it is, hey, finally here's somebody who says what he says and then doesn't apologize and backtrack later. Yeah.

And even though it's an overcorrection, like even though it might be saying what he says too far, sometimes too far is more refreshing than nothing. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Like you rather your girl have two big titties than none. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like if you could choose, like, yo, you want a little bit too big titties or do you want no titties at all?

Concave. Concave. Like Daniel Simonson's chest. None of y'all are going to get that joke. But shouts to Daniel Simonson. Funny comedian. Said his chest is concave and when he goes straight mish on his girl, it makes a farting sound. So, like, you're going to go a little bit too big yeah right yeah i think we would rather have a little

bit more of what we love than none of what we love yes yeah a little bit more of what we love too much over nothing yes yes too much over too much over nothing great great great i think this is related i was listening to trump his whatever he said last night on the way here. And I was like, oh, Trump speaks to our lizard brain. Everything he says is just like, yo, I fucking, I don't, fuck logic. I feel what this guy is saying. So to that point, when he's saying all this wild shit and not apologizing, it speaks to that lizard brain party. That's like, yo, I know there's some place for PC talk, but I'm so tired of it. This guy not giving a fuck speaks to that primal part of me that lizard brain but here's the thing

he's tapping into that lizard brain to the people that hate him too don't you think yeah because hey fuck logic fuck what side i should be on pro choice blah blah blah no this guy taps into that part of me that overrides all logic. But that lizard brain part is not only the things that you love, it's also the things that you hate. So that hate is visceral as well. Absolutely. And according to the popular vote, and we are in a democratic country,

and I know the Electoral College matters, I'm not really talking about how people get elected. I'm talking about how Americans want this country to be led. The majority of Americans do not want him to lead the country right and you have to respect that right even if he says some shit in some in ways that like we go i kind of relate to that i like the fact that someone's just saying something

the majority of the people their lizard reaction to him is i don't want it right and you gotta respect that you have to respect the democratic process. If this guy loses, which it looks like he's going to lose, you can't all of a sudden start pouting, right? If you're a Trump supporter, you can't all of a sudden start pouting because the democratic process didn't work in your favor. If it looks like everything's legit and there was no ballots counted out for the fact. You are the American values side. You are the we need to law and order, right? The people yelling law and order need to respect the law and order. And so does Trump. If it looks legit, don't get me wrong.

If it looks like there's something fishy out there, yo, fight for what's right. But if it looks like the victory is flawless on Biden's side, he got to take that out. If he's got electoral and popular, I don't... I don't even care about popular. Yeah, okay, look, we're just talking electoral. Now we're talking voting. Before, we were talking about public sentiment. Okay, got it. That makes sense, right? But now, if it's electoral,

you can't go, I'm the law and order guy, and if it looks legit, no funny stuff, act like it wasn't. Yeah, I always think... your people could have mailed in shit too right not like republicans can't use postage yeah oh they show up right they show up which i respect say what he told them that's on you but you know i'm saying like if it looks like there's no funny stuff yeah you can't go from law and order to nah fuck it this law and order don't work for me yeah but i mean you're giving Trump a lot of credit.

When does he ever really stick to his gut? I'm not going to say that that's what he's going to do because I think he does react emotionally. The right thing you should do is stick with your gut. Based on your values, not your Alex Media's values, based on Trump's values. Yeah, but he doesn't even abide by his own values. Right. To be fair, both sides do this. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

If Trump won popular and loses electoral, Republicans would say, hey, let's just go off a popular vote and Democrats wouldn't be like, yo, you know what? This happened to us

four years ago. You're right. They'd be like, no, this is fine. Fuck you. See how it feels? Like everybody's value system changes based on

whatever their emotions are. Let me ask y'all this. So Trump's still got, what, three more months in office? Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for the fuck shits. Yo. I can't wait for the fuck shits.

This finna be wild. What do you do, right? Because, like, low key, I'm like, well, nah, fuck it. It ain't going to be no wall. We're going to have a slide. You know what I mean? We're going to have a slipping slide. Get your wet backs on in here.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Like, is that what he does? He just go fucking and tear the whole shit down and not live up to any of the promises he was saying

he was going to keep? Here's why I don't think he does that. Because to do that, you have to admit defeat. Trump ain't going to admit defeat. Well,

he don't got to admit it. If he lost, he lost. But, no, no, no. He can cause all kinds of mayhem until then. He could say,

hey, this is fixed. I'm not leaving. This is a bullshit, whatever. Like, they're going to have to potentially get this motherfucker out. I'll be honest with you. I think he wants out.

I think if it's not a clear victory, I think if it's not a clear victory, I think he's out. I think he's tired of it. I think he also doesn't want to lose. Guy's a winner. No, no. There's no question he doesn't want to lose. But if it looks legit, like if he looks legit, legit, I don't think he's going, oh, we got to cancel people who mail, they cancel all mailing, voting,

all that kind of stuff. I think he's like, I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of motherfuckers hating me all the goddamn time. I'm 80 years old. Do you know the potential charges he's facing here in New York? Oh, so he's trying to keep his. Yeah. But what happens after this?

Like the moment he's not president, they could charge him. With what? Tax evasion or something. Tax evasion. And then there's another one, like bribery, like his lawyer situation. They have two big charges.

Not even just the tax evasion. And hard proof. It's not even on some bullshit. And not even just... Low key, I'm sorry to say, low key, Trump in prison, a locked up Raw documentary would be the most fire shit, bro.

If there was a TV show about Trump in prison, bro. Dude, Orange is the New Black, bro. Daredevil season two, when Kingpin got locked up, that's where that shit will be. He could be eating veal, chilling. Bro, Orange is the New Black, bro. If he's in prison, that shit would be so fire. Tell me you're not watching that.

Oh, absolutely. Oh my God. He's going to be the most entertaining motherfucker. That's why we got to low key keep him out of jail. We got to keep him out of jail because we don't have enough access. I think he flees. Like the Snowden motherfucker.

Where does he go? Russia? I don't think. I don't know. Wherever we can extradite. Nah. He got businesses everywhere. Nah, i don't think i don't know wherever wherever we can he got businesses everywhere no i don't think he's out because i think his kids have political aspirations they gotta go to also like rich people don't go to jail you know i mean like he just finessed that shit like filibuster or some fucking whatever forever for years also don jr has been talking to country bumpkins for the last three years. He don't want to put that to waste. He's been out there with the fucking

I'm hunting vest, the camouflage vest, talking to every one of these veterans of foreign war, what do they call it? VFW, kind of like bars or whatever. He's been really putting in that work because he wants to run this shit one day. Yeah, but if his dad leaves, he can still run.

Nah, it's hard to run if your dad's a fucking... Especially law and order, and then your dad is a... Yeah, it'd be tricky. If he just leaves the country, bro. Yeah, it'd be tricky. That'd be pussy if he fled the country. That's pussy. I could see him going back into media.

That's what I think his move is. He gotta. He's gonna make so much money. Start a radio show, start a network, and then he's legit manipulating elections and shit because he has all of his devout followers still fucking with him he would have way more power as a media person than as a president in terms of influencing politics because as a president you just got to sit there you can't say all the wild shit you want to say yeah right you can't

really buck off but if he was doing that weekly shit right or even nightly shit remember we watched that one tucker piece and we're like oh tucker is literally telling his he's telling his viewers to manipulate politicians to have a certain specific political goal in mind oh yeah he was like hold them accountable he was like really using pointed language and tucker don't got close to the influence that trump got not to the other side bucking off though on twitter don't he be bucking yeah he'd be bucking yeah and he's been bucking for a minute and maybe that's why indians like him so much because he's buck buck bucking my man is a that's another thing we gotta talk about is like the minority support so there's another somebody pointed this it was like for the last four years the left has called donald trump like a racist a nazi and all

this other shit and the only group that reduced their support for donald trump was white people yeah every minority group that voted him for him before increased their support which makes me think he wasn't living up to those white people's racist expectations. They were like, fuck this. We out. Let's go with the other old guy that locked up the blacks. I can't fuck with this guy. He kept putting the black people in the front row.

Yeah. Got to get them out the front row. He had the girl, black chicks in the back. Yes, queen. And they're like, uh-uh. We're not going to do this. We're not going to do this. Isn't that interesting, though?

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Now let's get back to the clip. So what does that say? We got to be careful. Like, we can't talk as if he lost. Nah, he's out, bro. Nah, we don't know. Nah, he might not be. You think he's in?

Let's go! That's a fucking job, man. I think this just goes to show that the polls are all bullshit polls but the polls are closer this year a lot of polls said this I think they were farther no in the popular vote he was a Biden was supposed to destroy Trump in the popular yeah they said he was gonna rip him in like Wisconsin he was gonna still could be close he was gonna flip Florida he was gonna like flip uh Pennsylvania like he said he was gonna I think in Pennsylvania he was gonna flip florida he was gonna like flip uh pennsylvania like he said he was gonna i think in pennsylvania he was up like 10 they thought he would get texas you're a fucking retard the polls were saying he was gonna wash

trump everything and now we're looking at it like oh yeah it's close we don't know which way it's gonna go but it's not a wash like the polls are saying so what do you think is happening there seems to be this like great transition happening where white people feel not conservative. White people have lost faith in the conservative Republican Party and they're flipping. But minorities have lost faith in Democrats and they're flipping. Yeah. Like Trump loses these whites. But at the same time, Latinos are coming out.

Asians are coming out. Some black dudes are coming out for Trump. So what the fuck is happening politically and culturally? Go ahead. I think I understand the Republican flip a little bit. From what I understand, it's a lot of white suburbanites. White suburbanites aren't super racist, but they're just like, I don't want to deal with a lot of the issues. I can compartmentalize them, whatever.

I think in the past six months, everything got brought so closely to the forefront. I think they're like, okay, I can't deal with this. I think. I think they don't want to be associated with the party that's looked at as the racist party. So they go out to the suburbs because they want a nice, calm life. And this guy is making it too stressful. Everybody in the cul-de-sac is beefing. I don't want all that.

I want to be able to go to the store. I don't want flags everywhere. I just want a nice, easy American life. And he's making that life uneasy. He's so polarizing that he's making that life uneasy. Let me vote for the guy that's, okay, that's fair. Mark, okay, go out. Oh, and just the reason why minorities are coming on board,

some of us like that shit. Let's fucking go. I don't mind the voting, man. The more bravado you got, the of us like that shit. Let's fucking go. The more bravado you got, the more we like that shit. So it's like, that's why. That's why Trump was a hip hop icon. I think, and I want to hear your point, Mark,

but I think what I think a lot of minorities are realizing is that they do have a lot of conservative values and that they were almost like bamboozled a little bit by the Democratic Party in believing that they were Democrats like bamboozled a little bit by the democratic party in believing that they were democrats and i think the democratic party moved a tad bit too far left for them like

i think a lot of minorities and again don't let me speak for y'all but i think a lot of minorities were like all right the democrats care more about me even though i don't exactly align with them on maybe like abortion or religion or these types of things or like regulation of stuff. You know, I mean, a lot of minority businesses, like when they're starting, like a lot of any business, you know, aren't very regulated. Yeah. I mean, like so the guy who's like making ice on the street don't really got regulation. He just found some ice. He's shaving that shit into cones. Right. So I think a lot of ways they're like, OK, Democrats, I've been told, care more about me than those other folks. So even though I don't align on these other things, I'm going to fuck with them.

Right? I'll vote for them. And I think maybe the Democratic Party leaned a little too far into those or leaned a little too far away from those core values that a lot of minorities hold. Right? And they really distanced themselves from those core values. They're like maybe religion, family, you know, identity politics a little bit much. And then I think that's when they're like,

all right, well, oh shit, I don't really got anything in common with y'all besides the fact that you say that you love us and I haven't really been feeling a lot of love from y'all. So let me go try out these other motherfuckers. Fair? Fair. Mark, sorry, I wanted to hear Mark.

Al, just a reaction. I just think you're giving people too much credit like where we started i think it's just culture just the feel because like the polls were showing on um fox news the stats like so many people kind of agree with the issues with the core values yeah so it's not really a political side of hey your your values aren't like mine anymore it's more so just like your energy your feel isn't like mine and yo that's true i think that's true and i think that's coupled with i think one of the most valuable things trump ever said and they clowned them for it but i think it was valuable was what do you got to lose remember when he said that and

i think to like every minority group like who has felt like democrats haven't really improved their lives in the way that they said they were going to they're like well shit if nothing ever really changes why don't we just try out that other motherfucker yeah i think that that's coupled with the energy okay yeah and i think this is actually something that you talked about before but it's like looking at minorities as a monolith yes that's what these polls do all the time yeah i see it a lot more from like i, I guess, like, the Democrat side. Like, the way they talk about, like, even with, like, Latino voters. Yes.

It's like, oh, yeah, like, Latinos obviously don't fuck with Trump. And then, obviously, we saw with all the Cuban shit. And Venezuelans, too. Yeah. But, like, there's even, I think, like, Sager was bringing this up, but, like, there's a county in Texas. Yeah. Yeppides County or something?

Zapata County. Zapata County. It's, like, all, it's small,'s small, but it's pretty much all Mexican. Trump flipped that. It shares a border with Mexico. In 2016, Trump lost to Clinton by like,

I think Hillary got like 65% of vote. 65%, something crazy. And then this year, he won it by like 52%. That's how much motherfuckers hate their family, yo. Is it like,

your family's right on the other side of the border, and they're like, wait, he's gonna build that wall? They gonna never visit? Fuck it. That that is great you can just send money back and not worry about it yeah that's why he left the little slots yeah yeah just like an envelope yeah you can just toss that shit yo you know what though and you you've again brought this point up i think this is overall great for minorities that they're voting more republican because you've said this yeah minorities should let it be known their vote is for sale.

Yes. So both parties work to win their vote. Yes. Because before Democrats looked at them as a monolith and were like, hey, we got them locked up. We don't have to do anything for four years to serve them. Trump apparently for four years was thinking about Dade County and the Venezuelan, Ecuadorian. I don't know the politics that much, but i heard he was implementing policies to get

their votes in four years knowing votes are for sale i'm going to start implementing policies to get your votes this is the best thing that can happen to minorities is they start flipping a little bit yeah not all the way not all the way either way yeah let it be split yeah your votes should be somewhere in the middle i could be bought what are you gonna do for me for four years i could be bought yeah i think the more americans start to realize that like not much changes you know and i'm sure me even saying that is inflammatory because some people are gonna be like my life completely changed when you know trump came in and blah blah blah who knows exactly i don't know what aid was cut to you or etc but life changes nominally for the majority of people right so like maybe it bumps up five percent with one party and down

five percent with another party that five percent if you can stomach it some people can't but if you can stomach it your vote should be for sale yeah because then you could actually get something for that vote if you can't handle that five percent if you're already on the poverty line and five percent down that kills you and your family obviously you do what you gotta do but for me if i have way more to gain and only five percent to lose i'm rolling them fucking die bro even then it's like i'm gonna read your policies what policies suit me better as opposed to blindly saying i'm voting democrat i'm voting republican one issue this that's how i voted on the whole shit this year that's like i'm registered

independent because i'm like yeah i'm just gonna see which policy i like see like which candidate i like better i'm not gonna just like go red or blue all the way yeah straight ballot i could never do yeah sometimes you just christmas tree that shit guess make a fake rationalization i voted that shit right here what it happened so you read you read up on every single uh person that's why i said it was christmas tree and guessing on something oh okay that's what i did but i was making a fake rationalization in my mind though like some of them was like county tax collector. I was like, you know, throw a Republican in there. He might shave a little off the top.

He might let you slide a little bit. Yeah, he'll be cool with it. But then I was like election oversight committee. I was like, make that Democrat. He won't let any fuck shit go through. I was just making up shit in my brain. Yeah, you got to justify your vote. I think Trump won Hispanics, especially in Florida, because they already speak broken English.

So he just said all the buzzwords that scare him, like socialism and communism. And they're like, no, no, no, not that guy. We're not going back to that shit. I think that's what he did. But it is true. They are petrified of where socialism can lead a country. And they only use the examples that they understand. Like, obviously, Cuba,

Venezuela, you see what happens. So you understand the PTSD that comes from that shit. I'm not shocked, but I think that what Mark was saying earlier is it like when you look at Latinos as a monolith and you don't understand like the cultural differences between these countries you just go oh they speak Spanish they all think the same shit they do not I mean somebody's experience in Mexico is completely different than someone's experience obviously in Cuba or even Venezuela and if you were coming right from that, you have serious fear, bro. Yeah.

You've seen your whole family have no food whatsoever. You've seen your currency defalued like a thousand times. Yeah. And the other buddy go, and literally you have some of these candidates going, we believe in democratic socialism. I'm sorry, you said what? Yeah.

I'm saying that's the M word to them. That's fighting words. Socialism? We are not doing it, bro. Yeah. So I understand that completely. And the fact that like there are some i imagine like democrat strategists that don't see that or don't understand that you're just not doing your job bro yeah yeah like read the room yeah do you think

that changes up with all minority groups what do you mean like do you think because i don't know i guess my the like the prevailing view in my mind is like oh like a black republican is like a little bit weird it's like it's not the it's not very calm i got this thought if biden wins right which it looks like he may may not but if biden wins i think that the black exit from the democratic party happens in four years when if biden and kamala don't do anything for black people. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Because I feel like it's like this was the, it felt as if it was like, yo, this is the last time, yo.

Right. Y'all got one more shot. That's the thing. I don't think it should be a black exit outright. I think it should just be a black split. I think there should be diversity in the political thought. Every correction is? Overcorrection. So I think there's an overcorrection that's going to come with intolerance to not seeing the change that they've been promised for so long.

Right. And if the right candidate comes up on the right that can actually lean into that, I think they could take advantage of that. I don't think it's this time. It was so close. But if they don't do anything, if there isn't a specific plan, honestly, if there's not a specific plan for black people by Kamala and biden i think you can see people like charlamagne going now we're not cut we're not doing this no more the only reason i'd push back against that is because i don't think biden has two terms in him so most likely it's going to be kamala verse so they're like all right well let's see what kamala would do fair enough all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army patreon keep it tight and keep it

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