Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Alex Jones' Most Flagrant Interview Ever

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark and Dov have THE Alex Jones on Flagrant 2 to discuss damn near everything and anything. They go over crypto and Alex's big losses, Gov Cuomo's nipple piercings, Meghan Markle's lucky escape from the devilish monarchy, Bill Gates, reparations, who was really controlling Epstein, QAnon, Interdimensional Vampires, and MUCH, MUCH more. INDULGE!

You can't tell I'm trans? Look at this body. Blah, pimp. Yeah! I believe Elon Musk is part of an alien invasion of Earth. I know. We're getting married. I know, I know, I know, I know. Super drunk round.

What's up, everybody? And welcome to Flagrant 2. We have a special guest today, a wild boy on the podcast. Our most flagrant guest. Probably our most flagrant. I think you take flagrancy to another level. I don't even know if we've been in the wide shot. I don't know if they've seen him just yet. Have they?

It's Alex Jones in the building. Alex Jones is in Miami, everybody. I better live up to this. I love this show. I'm a big fan. I'm a stalker. You're going to get in trouble now you have me on. That's true.

We thought about that. What type of trouble will we be in? No, just don't misrepresent little things you say. It's what happens to other comics, other pundits. Big corporations want to control everybody's speech. And I've said a lot of things out of context that I probably shouldn't have said. Now I'm more careful. But they never let you live it down.

They always just bring it back and then they exaggerate. Right. And they add on to it and it becomes this big BS deal. But I love everybody. I love you guys. And I am actually a fan of the show. I've been watching it for a long time. I've watched your stand-up for a long time and probably the last year or so been watching this show quite a bit.

So I'm a big fan. I appreciate you being on. I want to get right into it. I love that. I want that. Yeah. A lot of great art out there in the hallway. I thought he pointed to me.

That scared me. I want that one. You can take Mark. I like the look of the plants too. Usually the plants are half dead and the blazes, these are really doing well. Those are all dead. You can take Mark. I like the look of the plants, too. Usually the plants are half dead in places. These aren't really doing well. Those are all dead. These are fake plants.

That's why they're doing well. They've taken the COVID vaccine. They're doing well. These plants are crisis actors. Are you vaccinated? Hell no. No, you're not doing it. Oh, no.

Well, it's not a classic vaccine. Okay. It's not a dead virus that your body then can learn to beat up. Right. Like in MMA, what's the name of that dollar body punches? Ronda Rousey. Exactly. But this is actually going in and changing your cellular makeup.

This is programming the cells themselves. Okay. That usually has a name that starts with a C that's not very popular. What is it? What is it? Cancer. Really? Well, they'll say, that's what's in my really well they'll say that's wild already no

no they'll say oh no oh no that's not cancer that i'm not saying the vaccine causes cancer yeah yeah i'm saying when when when an outside virus goes in and reprograms your cells yeah a lot of times it turns into cancer and so a lot of these new vaccines coming out or where they use a virus to go in and reprogram the cell itself. Right. Not your body. White blood cell learns how to kill a virus.

They send a virus into the cell itself and then program the cell to behave the way they want the virus to behave. I just want to let you know, we're not going to fact check a single thing you say today. Well, I know what Joe Rogan did. Last time on Joe Rogan, they did. Jamie's on there. He's fact checking everything. In this show, we're not going to do that. We want you to go crazy. Here's a fact. Give me a fact. Johnson & Johnson fucking

vaccine. That was a fact. They have a vaccine. Johnson & Johnson don't have a vaccine. I fact checked it. You're starting off hot. It's called a virus vector vaccine. Okay. And so it uses a cold virus to deliver programming information into the cell. It'll take the cell over. Okay. And so it uses a cold virus to deliver programming information into the cell. It'll take the cell over.

Okay. To, quote, then teach you how to defeat COVID. And they admit it's totally experimental. They skipped animal trials. Yeah. And they're going right to babies. I love that. Whoa.

No, I love that. He's vaxxed. He got vaxxed. Vax, vax, vax. You have free will. You're allowed to get it. Absolutely. But a baby doesn't have free will.

It should be able to decide. I don't know. We should be cutting off the tips of baby's dicks. We don't give them free will. You're allowed to get it. Absolutely. But a baby doesn't have free will. It should be able to decide. We should still be cutting off the tips of babies' dicks. We don't give them free will for that. No, I hear you. Are you circumcised, Alex? Yes, I am. Did you have a say in that matter? Did you have free will?

I actually cut my dick off. Dude, why didn't you say this earlier? You wouldn't be in any trouble at all. You come out as trans. Alexis Jones? You can't tell I'm trans? Look at this body. I mean, a little bit.

I'm actually taking hormones right now. Alexis Jones, baby. Let's go. Alexis Jones, baby. I'm going to have a porn career. No, seriously. What vaccine did you take? Moderna.

Oh, yes. The Moderna is an mRNA vaccine. See? I know that. No, no. And you know what that does? No. It goes in and programs the cell to change your DNA.

It's going to change your DNA, bro. I can use it. My DNA sucks. And they're going to say, does it technically do it? You know what you're going to be? You know what you're going to be, dude? Uh-huh. Pakistan.

Pakistan. You're changing it up. I think that's what they're doing. They're making you Indian to Pakistan. I'm going to tell you something right now, Alex. Look at my DNA. You know Pakistan used to be Indian. Oh, I know.

Oh, I know. I'm the motherfucker. He knows too well. I know. So like, hey, is Kashmir fighting for freedom? Hey. Yeah. Hey, whatever know. He knows too well. So like, hey, is Kashmir fighting for freedom? Yeah. He knows how to win you over. He's got you.

Nah, not truly. Well, at least he doesn't want the country to be taken over. Yeah, sure. Like, I'm not Islamophobic. I just don't want to be taken over by it. And like, India used to be. I think you just won over Dove too. Changing minds and changing hearts. Keep going, Alex.

Oh my God. No, no, no. But listen, you guys are good. Can I hold one of the machetes? I'm so scared right now. Yeah, he's going to chop Akash's dick off too. Everybody's going to suck his dick off. I'm so scared right now. Yeah, he's going to chop Akash's dick off, too. Everybody's going to suck his dick. This happens so fast.

At six months, children can decide their sex, and I'm ready to volunteer. Hey, let's get the weed out. Who's got weed? Do you want a brownie? Whoa. Oh, I can't handle that. No, no, I want shrooms, brownies. Let's get the weed out. Who's got weed? Do you want a brownie? Whoa. Oh, I can't handle that. No, no. I want shrooms, brownies.

Let's go. All right. We're going to do this for like a Mike Tyson interview. I want to see you on shrooms. What kind of theories start coming out? I'm going to start drinking. Me too. I got to cope somehow.

Are shrooms legal in Miami? I have no clue. I don't fuck with shrooms. You don't think shrooms has negative side effects? I think if it's taken wrong, it could. I might have eaten a few of those. Okay, and you had a bad trip? No, I liked it.

Okay, go. The key is you got to mix shrooms with acid. That's what I did wrong. It's candy flipping. You got to get the the full on pink elephant effect like where you're not just seeing some walls breathing but like we're talking everything's like in full psychedelic color

like that gold machine gun would look like a rattlesnake really? you want to take, I'm not saying this kids this is all made up, like Hunter S. Thompson this is real, the thing to do is take like seven hits of acid if it's clean and good which say about two or three grams of mushrooms, and then a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Right. And that'll get you there. Okay. But I had a horrible trip is what I'm saying. You come down with five hits of ecstasy after. Oh. That's why you had a problem. You're right.

I was at. Five hits of ecstasy? Yeah. That seems wild. I'm not saying. It's made up. Oh, you're right. It's performance art. It's performance art. I've never done this at all. I'm not saying it's made up. Oh, you're right. It's performance art.

It's performance art. I just act cool. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go. You know that Norville just drank this much whiskey. Yeah. America, bitch. Fuck yeah.

You put the Irish whiskey in it. You would have said. But like you said, it's like Hollywood. It's a little bit of food coloring. You guys aren't actually drinking in here. Exactly. This is all fake. Joe, it's fake.

Hey, dude, let's go. Knocked half that bottle back. Thank you. Nice. Super fake. Hey, Mark, that's all you, buddy. Take it down, Mark. Take it down. Let's go. Alex it down Mark take it down let's go

Alex get in on it I need a couple hits of ecstasy after this you definitely do now you you did all those drugs

wait did you have some it was good I was in experimental MK Ultra programs when I was a little baby I was taking all this stuff you were taking it as a little baby

which is good though now we're gonna give the babies experimental vaccines I just got in on it early. And it evens out completely. Well, I got the brain boost. They're going to get the brain boost. Right, right, right.

Now, when you went to, you said you went to camp as a kid at Bohemian Grove or something like that. I did stay in the Bohemian Grove. That's a true story. Right, right. But it was a camp, or what was it? You want the whole story of Bohemian Grove? It's really interesting.

Yeah, go. Mark Twain, who I'm a huge fan of. Yeah. Me too. Great guy. What's hisain, who I'm a huge fan of. Yeah, me too. Great guy. What's his real name? I used to know that. I know you know it, but let's see if you go.

I know the real story of how he was in that real Deadwood town, and he was actually like a telegraph operator or something. He did a whole bunch of- Samuel? I forget. Clemens. That's right. Langhorne Clemens. Point Andrew.

Point Langhorne? I'm pretty sure. I might be saying it. He wrote. Point Langhorne? I'm pretty sure. I might be saying it. He wrote these articles in the mining council. I knew that. Really? Yeah. Samuel Clemens.

You're right. But I forgot that part. So you are a big fan of Mark Twain. Well, I've read a lot of his books, but I don't remember his true name like you. Still, you're a big enough fan because... So you would also say you're a fan of Black Lives Matter because he thought black lives matter. I actually do care about everybody's lives. That is what I'm talking about.

Smooth operator. You see how I got them both? How about everybody? So Bohemian Grubb, what happened? Mark Twain founded it. That's right. He founded it. So that's why I was getting into Mark Twain. Was he trying to find some huck fins or what's going on? He wanted to

bang as many women as possible. Okay, that's what's up. We invented drugs. they had drugs then. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So what was happening is he made his way across the West and then got famous later and then moved back to where they kind of had an artist colony. They had about 5,000 acres then, now

it's about 2,700 acres. Big, giant beautiful redwoods right on the Russian River there in Sonoma County, California. So he had an artist colony and he would spend usually a lot of his summers till he got older there he got really popular and mainly there wasn't a lot of homoerotic stuff uh it was it was heterosexual stuff but they would ship hookers in from san francisco and ship them in they'd ship them in by train because finally the the northern railroad or whatever got there ugliest women on the planet.

Who knows? What a terrible place to ship women in from. Unbelievable. You can ship them in from LA. You can ship them anywhere else. But the ugliest women on the planet, hands down, San Francisco. Maybe that's why they started fucking kids, because they were like, the women are so ugly. What's that? Listen, all I know is they shipped the hookers in from San Francisco.

Okay, fine. So then it's this big party thing. They did plays. They did risque stuff. They did illegal stuff. And it was basically a giant party camp for dudes that made a bunch of money in gold mining and stuff. So it was basically just a place that would get totally insane. And then by 1900, U.S. presidents started going.

And then others started going. by 1900, US president started going and then others started going. By the time I snuck into it in July of 2000, I was paid to sneak in by British broadcasting, uh, group, not, not BBC,

but it was world of wonder and channel four because they didn't want the liability. They had the pass codes. They actually had helped get me in through the secret service. That's how I was able to get in. But I had to sign a non-disclosure later. They lifted the non-disclosure, you know,

John Ronson, he made like minister at goats and you know, all different movies and stuff yeah so so so they had liability so they had me sign an agreement to sneak in for him with a hidden camera and get footage and i'm like yeah right because this is me like you know 21 years ago i wasn't into the whole satanism thing or pedophile thing i thought it was bs i was more like a mainline libertarian kind of like a mainline republican pro-gun guy. But I'd already snuck on some military bases and stuff and got some hidden footage. They said, well, you go in. I said, absolutely.

Pay my plane ticket. Pay me money. Do whatever. I'll do it. I sneak in. I get questioned by the Secret Service in these big redwoods. And I go, OK, that's it. I'm going to hide.

There's footage of all this. I'm going to hide just under a deck until I get start. Because they claim, by this little lake, there's this big stone owl. They're going to do this ritual. So I get start because they claim by this little lake there's this big stone owl they're gonna do this ritual so it gets dark i go down and all of a sudden i'm in these giant redwoods and there's thousands over a thousand people on these big open tables eating dinner and they're singing weird german songs i don't speak german but i know it's german all of a sudden all of a sudden i'm it sounds like a karina barana song like it sounds like those seven dwarves are singing How do you know it's German? It's a lot of words, so it's hard to catch.

It sounds like a Karina Barana song. It sounds like the seven dwarves are singing. I fact-checked it. It does sound like the seven dwarves. That is true. I actually got video of this. I know. I'm above these trees like...

And it's like, okay. And then... And it's all mainly white people, except I didn't see Danny Glover. No. No. I swear to glover no motherfucking ape i bet mel gibson got him into that bitch no no no and then i'm looking i'm going that's later in the night i'm like i'm walking by but i've got the hidden footage already got i'm skipping ahead i'm like i'm walking i go i'm not gonna stop i got the footage nobody cbs nbc they all tried to get it out with it i got the info out because I guess some insiders wanted it out.

I'll just be honest. I wasn't on the set up then. Yeah. But I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh, that's Clint Eastwood. You know, it's like, oh, that's Clint Eastwood. I'm like rushing past him. Believe that. I didn't stop and like fanboy on him.

I would definitely fanboy on Clint Eastwood. Yeah. He's a piece, dude. Objectively speaking, I mean, he was a handsome guy. I'm not gay, but I have sex with Bill Gibson. Bill Gibson, too. You know what's funny? That's what I want is Bill Gibson and Clint Eastwood. Objectively speaking, I mean, he was a handsome guy. I'm not gay, but I have sex with Mel Gibson. You know what's funny? That's what I want is Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

I asked him about Clint Eastwood, and you just suggested Mel Gibson. Oh, he said Mel Gibson. I'm going to have sex with Mel Gibson. I was like, Clint Eastwood's hot. You're like, I would have sex with Mel Gibson. Exactly. No one brought up Mel Gibson. He was just thinking about it.

Anyway, so I'm in there. Here's the reason I raised this. Here's the reason I raised this. You're probably following Danny Glover to find Mel Gibson. Actually, Danny Glover fucked me that night. I'm joking. So let's stop. Let's get serious.

Yeah, let's get serious. Yo, come on, man. Actually, I was right. My clinics would have knocked out. That's a joke. You went over the left media. Come on, man. Actually, I was raped by Clint Eastwood. That's a joke. You went over the left media as we speak, bro. You fucked dudes and got raped. You got the left back. I got my balls chopped off.

He's a radical leftist, this guy. No, no, sirs, I'm a radical leftist. Oh, my God. I'm a woman. No, no, no, but seriously. So most of Bohemian Grove is just a party place started by Mel Gibson. How dark is Danny Glover's dick? Like this.

I was like, Danny, it's so big. You like that? So it's a lot bigger than this. That's what he said to Danny. I think he's the other way around, to be honest. That's me. So seriously, History of Bohemian Grove. We're partway there.

It started by Mark Twain and a group of people. And Mark Twain shows up as like 20 people. By the time Mark Twain gets involved, by like 1890, it's thousands of people. It's an insane party. Prostitutes being brought in by train. It's like debauchery, orgies, everything. And a little bit of Satan worship. You want to be a little blasphemous.

That's all right. So everything else is going on. Oh, yeah, the thing that documents and books come out about, like there's weird photos from like, you know, in black and white of like, you name it, it's going on. We think we invented stuff today. No, sorry, Hollywood, you didn't invent shit. But by the time I get there in 2000,

it's weird Republicans that are really repressed. So now it's not women. It's very homoerotic. That's why I made the joke. I didn't see Clint Eastwood do anything. I didn't see Danny Glover do anything. I didn't see Mel Gibson there. But it was very homoerotic because, believe it or not,

I weigh 270 pounds now. I weigh like 180. I look really good back then. So the problem was the reason I had to hide was the dudes kept slapping me on the ass and whistling at me. No way. No, I swear to God. I had to hide was, the dudes kept slapping me on the ass and whistling at me. No way. No, I swear to God. They wanted cheeks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Secret Service comes up

and the letter to the Sheriff's Department, what's your passcode? What are you doing? I go, I'm with the Lost Boys because I had the code word to this particular camp. They go, oh, you're from Texas with the Bushes. All right, that's okay. And also, they were also like, well, what's the other code word? I go, hillbillies because I was told by insiders how to get in. I'm sure why they still did it why i was given it people said hey

jones was let in later i figured out i was yeah so i don't know why i was let in uh john ronson's like don't ever tell anybody i did this dog huh because you were a piece because you were fine as fuck they wanted about about seven years later john ronson goes on c-span and like cnn and all and like coast to coast to AM and goes, I actually snuck in with Alex Jones. He never told anybody. I signed a nondisclosure. I wasn't supposed to say it.

So I sneak in with this British broadcasting guy. And they had all the credit. He's the one that actually had all the codes and everything. It would turn out there was a lawyer in the Bohemian Grove. And I guess the higher level groups, it's all hierarchical. There's this thing called the chalet at the top where Kissinger and Nixon and Reagan and the Bushes stay.

And they're like, the chalet has decided you're going to get in. I later learned. And so this was like, they were like, go get Jones, have him sneak in, give him all the credit.

So it's weird. Like these dudes actually picked me, brought me in to launch. I was already big on the internet. I already was successful on over 100 radio stations by 2000. But I was underground. And these dudes decided to let me sneak in, do the whole nine yards. And once the Secret Service would talk to me, they'd get on their radio and go, OK, you can go.

They caught me. They knew. They were told. So here's the mystery. Why did they let me in? They were grooming you. They wanted you to be part of their thing. Maybe. Uh. Maybe.

Uh-oh. Oh, what is it? Hit it. Maybe you are a part of their thing. Oh. What is the term? What is the term? Disinformation.

Specialist. Specialist. Yes. Maybe they brought you in. Maybe I don't know that. They flipped you. Maybe I don't know. Maybe you don't.

You've been brainwashed. Oh. Maybe you got MKUltra'd. Oh. I think I probably did. Yeah. But. You definitely got that. They flipped you. But maybe I don't know. Maybe you don't. You've been brainwashed. Maybe you got MKUltra'd. I think I probably did. Yeah. You definitely got that Danny Glover on. They were trying to see his Area 51. That's what I wanted.

The point is that I'm being honest about this. I only learned later that it was all basically I was let in. No, this is a serious question. I had to stop and talk to the guy that's in the Western movies, Clint Eastwood. I had to talk to him. It's Clint Eastwood. Oh, that's Clint Eastwood. I'd have talked to him like, it's Clint Eastwood. Like, oh, it's Clint Eastwood. I got to get out of here with the footage.

Just imagine, I didn't believe it. All of a sudden, I... Do you worry that they're trying to play you sometimes? Do you worry that you come across information and they're using you and your platform? Well, that's what I'm being honest about. They've done that to me. They have, right? So how do you decipher? These dudes are sophisticated.

Yo, the people who run the world, they kind of got it. They're pretty good. They're pretty smart, the guys who run the world. So they're sending you information. Give us an example of something they sent you. Well, it's happened a lot, but I mean, just finish it with Bohemian Grove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I come down to the hills.

I've hit under the steel with mosquitoes biting me and everything. The British guy goes, I'm not doing this. He runs off. So we split up at that point. Of course. But I've got the hidden camera, and i'm under this thing being bit by mosquitoes and i'm sitting there and so it gets darker but out of the hills they're i'm over the red woods and they're all like orcs down there eating and then they all go towards this pool so i follow them i had been to the pool yet i hadn't seen it so there's this big pond with this big 40 foot stone idol of an owl. And they bring in the

ephedra of a child. They say we're sacrificing it to get rid of our bad karma. And I'm thinking, this is a joke. So I'm like, hey, this is pretty cool. And the guy goes, shut up. It's a very important ritual. And these old men are going, ah, for like an hour. And I'm like, this is kind of boring. But it was very Faustian. It was a ritual. They took it very serious. That's why once I had the hidden camera footage, you guys are welcome to use it all, whatever you want on the show. I just got out of there as quickly as possible. So that's the rest of the story. It started with Mark Twain just wanting to

drink a lot of liquor and bang hookers and turned into, because it's repressed Republicans, very homoerotic. Well known that the private jets land at the private airfield and ain't women. It's like almost all men and it's just a bunch of dudes banging each other. Nothing against that.

I'm not against gay people, but that's not my cup of tea. Wow. And why do you think this happens with the Republicans? You think it's sexual repression? I do. I think it's sexual repression. That that's the naughty thing to do. Because imagine, they're in this beautiful place that's Mark Twain banging hot hookers all day.

Yeah. And drinking liquor and doing whatever. And pretty soon it's like, let's do the bad thing. Let's screw a dude. And then it pretty much becomes that later. I mean, in town, there were a bunch of hookers in town, too, because there's a couple little towns right by it. And it's crawling with, like, five-star hookers.

And you're like, oh, my God, look at that one. Look at that one. They're like, jets are landing. But that's all done in town at the golf course. But it's all male. It's only male inside. So this is one of the things that— Which was changed, like like in the 30s.

It changed in the 30s, meaning what? Well, before it was like they were bringing women in. Now it's all of a sudden just like a weird homoerotic thing. Okay, so what happens with you? You expose this, and then it kind of puts you on a map in a different way. Like you were already famous at this point in time, but now it's like you're famous for exposing things that people didn't know existed. Yeah.

Yes, and more or less. Is that fair? Absolutely. And I would take credit for doing this all myself. I'm being honest because this is all people's own shared experience. I literally got set up probably by Bohemian Grove to go do this. So the question is, why did they set me up? That's my question.

Why? Why do you think? Well, they death-threaded me and messed with me really hard after it too there's like different factions i think somebody inside the cult was pissed uh and i who knows i don't know but we had like here's an example i have the footage we get back these british film crews cannot believe i have the tape they watch it on cameras they transfer it to a deck yep and then and then they call me up like a week later going that footage was erased i go your people did it they checked it in front of me so they grabbed it in the mail and deleted it and then and then i mailed it to like their offices

in la and it and it got deleted again they you know they erased it yeah they have a machine that doesn't yeah demagnetize or back to those magnetized tape then they flew a crew to austin and in front of me in a studio copied again and left and finally got it so there was it was let me tell you it was very james bondy that they did not want that footage out but we were given all the codes because like a secret service like what is the code word uh lost boys what's the second code word uh hillbillies all right let him go it was literally like that okay is this your first experience with, I don't know how exactly to put it,

like a society beyond society? Does that make sense? Yeah, all these rich people have, these were mainly billionaires. I was like hiding under this deck and guys walking by going, Reagan did well with us transferring the reactors to the base

and they don't know about the submarine fleet we have. And then they walk by. Another group walks by, and it's like, oh, we're controlling the arts now. We're going to launch that. It was like weird. That's my curiosity. So what happens?

Once you get a little taste of this, you're like, I need to expose this other world out there. What does it happen with you? I need to find out about this pedophile ring. A lot of people give you credit for, don't know if it's a cozy epsi but you were talking about it maybe decades ago right decade ago 10 years oh i was it was in the news 15 years ago i covered it then yeah but again i'm not giving credit again i'm not giving you it was in the miami news 15 years ago right with the legal case yeah yeah but i mean it was in the yeah yeah again i would take

credit for that yeah i was here's the deal only a part of it's the pedophile thing but here's the deal it gets to a point where like rich guys their wives go oh my husband cheated on me i'm cheating on him i don't care so like 50 years ago it was hey we know you're cheating on your wife you could blackmail somebody and now cheating on the wife doesn't matter as much it doesn't matter because your wife's like yeah and so it becomes a deal where most of these people that's come out in court, like these rich bankers and stuff, are like, I don't want to screw a 10-year-old girl. But they tell you, hey, we're videotaping it. Go in the room and screw her if you want to be in the club.

It's a rite of passage. Like, you know how gangs will say, go rob a liquor store and kill somebody. And you're like, well, that sounds mean. Well, then you ain't the gang. They want dirt on you. So that they can control you in case you get powerful exactly so it's initiation ah so let's say you go and become president one day they know that they got some shit on you so you can do their dirty work exactly strategically it's smart it's fucked up but that's exactly what's going on and

so that pedophilia is one of their main deals because that is so unacceptable, and it should be. It's bad. But that's the main thing. Because most of these guys, I've talked to people that were involved, came on FBI reports. A lot of these guys are crying. They're like, have sex with an eight-year-old girl or boy. What?

And they'll show them. They go, listen, you laundered $500 million for us. We're going to kill you if you don't do it. And they make their wives go. And these people are crying in a bedroom. They've got to, like, have sex with a kid. Who's they? It's beyond the CIA.

It's this corporate mafia. Like, people think of the Italians. Like, the Italians got big for their britches with unions and stuff in the 50s. Remember, J. Edgar Hoover, because he was photographed dressed as a woman and all that, he would testify to Congress, there is no La Cosa Nostra. So now we think as hollywood only italians run gangs every group runs gang yeah yeah and the globalist gang is so big and so corporate they're called scientists it's scientists and so they study how humans operate they study they study

psychology they're medical doctors psychiatrists psychologists that's the real group at the top that runs the whole show who is indians run the world who is that's what you're saying doctors scientists that's us we're doing it well it definitely indians have figured it out they're definitely let's just say china's really pissed like the vaccine guys you know what i mean i'm out here saying it don't do it don't do it you know there's a major india banned the pfizer mrna vaccine because we made our own bro that's what we what we do. No, but it wasn't the special one. We got our money, bro. Let me tell you something. You look at my genes, tell me they couldn't be changed. I would love to change my DNA.

This shit is the most trash DNA. Indians should all take the vaccine, quite frankly. We got the worst genes. Indians and Chinese? Listen, you're actually a smart, good-looking guy, man. You got nice, sparkly green eyes. Stop saying you me out.

Stop saying you fucking suck. Hey, okay. Okay. You got me. You got me. Bill Gates fucking wants to help your ass? Yeah. Bill Gates needs to change his DNA, too.

That shit is trash. Get better vision. That motherfucker's trash. Let me get back to what I'm saying. Listen, listen. India. Did Bill Gates ever do anything good? Have you ever been on Microsoft and you'd be like, this is good word processing.

You want the DL on that? Break out the Campari. Let's go back to India since you keep bringing this up. I just saw guys, I've been watching this show probably a hundred times. And I heard the jokes and stuff. I didn't even look, that's an Indian, that's a whatever. I look at humans. You don't see color bro i actually i like martha

king said i literally i go to a restaurant because of listen listen i go to a restaurant don't let me in let me explain i go to a restaurant because the food's good i listen to music because it sounds good i'm'm not like, who the fuck sang this song? Are they brown? Are they white? I mean, literally, I go off what sounds good, what tastes good, what is good. Like, I'll be out at the pool. Black chick walks by.

She's hot. She's hot. Another black chick isn't hot. White chick walks by. She's not hot. Another white chick walks by. Boom, she's bamming. It ain't about color.

It's about spirit, man. You pussy. Have you taken down some chocolate bombs? I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs. I've had a few chocolate bombs.

I was bad. I was bad in Dallas. I would go down and like, they were well-to-do black folks in my neighborhood, but they were just like all state, like all the white people. But I would go down basketball courts in Dallas. And I was like 12, 13.

I was banging some of that black pussy. Because it's all pink in the middle. There you go. 12 or 13? Yeah. How good are you at basketball? Yeah. I wasn't too good at basketball.

I had like blonde hair. They're like, that's a fed. Then my president's like, no, no, he plays football with us. This guy's like 16. No, he's like 12. No, I'm just saying it's that cool. That's actually true. I did. Where else could you go when you're 12 and'm just saying it's that cool. That's actually true.

Where else could you go when you're 12 and get a badass blowjob? Yeah. Nobody knows. I think you gotta talk to Ed Sheeran. Gotta go to Bohemian Grove, probably. That's a true story. Hotass black girls, man. You like them black chicks, huh?

I like it all, man. That's what I just told you. Yeah. You'd have an Asian chick that's ugly and an Asian chick that's hot. Black chick that's ugly, black chick that's hot. White chick that's ugly, white chick that's hot. I mean, a Mexican chick that's super hot, one that's not hot. You know, hot's hot. What about Indian?

Damn, man. Yeah, good stuff. I never banged an Indian. Bend over right here. I'll fuck around. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, you can't tell me how cute I am. That's a fucking joke.

I ain't into dudes, I'll be honest with you. But you do have pretty eyes. Hey, thanks, Doug. Hey, thanks, Doug. You too, real talk. Okay, go back to Bill Gates changing his people. You don't like Bill Gates. He doesn't like people, no.

He doesn't like people. He doesn't like people. Because he acts like he's trying to save them all. Well, who? Okay, let's say, who the fuck woke up and this guy's God? He's on TV. You're going to do this? You'll open up what I say. You'll wear a mask as long as I say it.

I say, I don't care if it's fucking Jesus Christ sitting down telling me that. Fuck you. I mean, if Jesus said it, you'd probably. I don't know. It'd be the Antichrist. It wouldn't be Jesus. Is that it? Oh.

Don't fuck with the Jesus. Exactly. But if Jesus came back and he was like, I think we should all wear masks, how would you feel? I'd say, that's the devil. No, no, no. We're having fun here today, but let me get dead serious with you. You what?

Now that you was in. No, no, no. No, I'm just kidding. This shit, like, yo. Hey, hold'm just kidding. This shit, like, yo. Hey, hold on now. We've been saying that for years. Why do you think we killed him? I want one of these outfits right now.

I'm going to cross the same as Saul. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. So, Bill Gates, give us the deal on Bill Gates. Okay. Did you just wear a mask? No, listen. This is the truth.

Yeah, yeah. Dude. Bill Gates did a TED Talk and said we need to reduce humans down to zero. Who the fuck is Ted? That's a good conspiracy. I had enough of this guy.

Who is Ted? Have you looked into that? That's weird. Talk to me. Well, it's just a weird... It's a weird... Here's the deal. You want to start at the beginning

like Mark Twain? No, no. It's always good to start at the beginning of a story. He was just out in the Redwoods. He wanted to fuck a bunch of girls and all of a sudden they're getting little kids with Alisbury. So let to start at the beginning like Mark Twain no no it's always good to start at the beginning of a story he was just out in the redwoods he wanted to fuck a bunch of girls

and all of a sudden they're getting little kids so let's begin at the beginning the British Empire is overextended in 1850 I agree

and they don't know this is real we believe Israel Israel Israel oh I see what you did there.

This is good. By the way, I heard you're bringing a gay frog here. We were trying to bring the gay frog, and they said to come Wednesday. But what do you call French people? What's a derogatory term? A frog. A frog. Now, the frogs in Florida are?

Gay. Now, Mark is French. Wait, hold on. And Mark is from Florida. Hang on one second. Is that why he's gay? Is he a gay frog? I mean, look at his outfit.

Doesn't he look gay? Let me check. What's gay about me? I don't know. How could you tell if I was gay? Just by the way that you look, it looks a little gay. Is he gay? He's gay.

He's gay. What do you mean? I'm married to a woman, a female woman. You could still be married to a woman and be gay, right? Nah. Is she a beard? I mean, I watch straight porn. That's not gay. Well, if you focus on the guy,

dang it. Alex, what do you think? Do you think that's a real live gay right there? I don't know. It's hard to tell. The gay part is a little, you know, you don't know. That's my boyfriend right here, though. Yo, let's piss off both our parents. Alex likes them straight. You don't want that gay shit. It's right here, though. Let's piss off both our parents. Alex likes them straight.

You don't want that gay shit. It's too easy, dude. What do you mean? I want my little green-eyed beauty right here. Thanks, Doug. Thanks. What's wrong with me? No, Mark's not gay as far as we know.

But he is from Florida and he's a frog. Yeah, that's true. And you exposed that those frogs, they're actually not gay. I looked into this. They're changing gender. Which is even more interesting. Trans frogs. Yeah.

Naturally occurring. Well, the chemicals. With chemicals. Oh, that's right, because there's estrogen in the water. Let me give you an example. I got a small lake, or my dad does, on the ranch we got. And so he went and bought these carp from Asia that eat the hydrilla. But they put a chemical, just a few drops when they're eggs yeah that make them all sterile so a few drops of

basically it's atrazine make all these fish sterile so that you don't get too many of them they're an invasive species you just put them in your little pond or lake and then they eat up all the hydrilla well it's the same thing these chemicals are so powerful that when that happened like 10 years ago it's one of the most viral things ever probably a billion views i mean literally 100 million here 10 million here 50 million there i mean just everywhere alex jones gay frogs i was reading a berkeley study it was a berkeley study and it was just saying that almost all the frogs quote didn't want to breed were sterile but they would also go hump on the male yeah so i said okay they're gay frogs technically they're not gay like you said they're trans right but that's a big issue is he's kept like two weeks ago the new york times said what is wrong with sperm or what's

happening with sperm and it said that a lot of sperm counts are down 90 percent 90 percent we won't be able to have children yeah on average 50 but it down 90%. 90%. We won't be able to have children. Yeah, on average, 50%, but it's 90% in many areas. We won't be able to have children soon. Oh, shit. I think I know where you're going. And it said chemicals in the water. I thought it was Bill Gates trying to reduce the population to zero. Well, let me tell you.

You want to get into Bill Gates? That's a fun one. You want to take that from me? You can have it. Are you going to talk to us about the fluoride thing? I want to do it. Because before you go into it, actually go into it. Well, while we're at it it i think we need another drink we're drinking fake alcohol everything i yeah this is not alcohol

what is it it's just like corn it's just cornstarch and water and food coloring that's not real just like he didn't do real drugs got you everything here is an illusion yeah got you i'm with you 100 okay now let's go into the performance heart about the fluoride. Okay? Talk that shit, bro. Okay. Fluoride's in the water. Let's do...

Let's finish with Gates. Okay. No, no, no. You asked about Gates. I thought you said finish with Gaze. Okay, that's... Okay, no. Finish with Gates.

Got you. That was a joke. I'm not actually... Nothing against Gaze, but I like the booty. I like the girl. You like the booty? Wait, hang on a second. Nothing against gays.

I like sucking cocks. That's what it is. Girls got the booty. Guys ain't got booty. Guys got booty? You seen Andrew? I got a thang on me. He got that dung tea.

I got a thang on me. Dung bed. Cake, bro. Yeah, we call it birthday cake with an F. Well, you're a handsome guy but i'm not attracted to all right fair enough dude now you bring some big old sluts in here i'm very big old sluts okay okay go go let's finish on gates yeah seriously yeah everybody should look into bill gates and his father yeah bill gates bill gates senior cold springs harbor cold springs harbor what happened Bill Gates Sr., Cold Springs Harbor. Cold Springs Harbor. What happened there?

That's the World Eugenics site that Thomas Watson was the owner of IBM. And Thomas Watson invented computers. There's like IBM and the Holocaust. There's like New York Times best-selling books about this. This is all not... Pulling surprises for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he invented computers in like 1900 because he wants to prove that brown people are inferior. What? And he funds the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute in the 20s, which then funds Hitler, which then creates Hitler and does the whole deal. Bill Gates' father came in with his mother.

Bill Gates' father was a super secret army person doing secret tests, but the mother was more important. She was the key board member on IBM. When Thomas Watson dies, he gives everything he has to eugenics. He won the highest award he got from the Nazis. He was an American, Thomas Watson. He gives it to the board, and he trusts her to run it. So then the rest is history.

Bill Gates got all the robber bearing money to carry out this eugenics to secret program. That's why he runs the world medical systems, why he runs the UN, why he runs the Wuhan laboratory. And so Bill Gates is literally like, why is he on TV? My doctor, why is he the boss?

Why does he say when I wear a mask when I don't? I mean, folks, look up Cold Springs Harbor, Bill Gates, senior, Bill Gates, his mother. This is all on record. This is all a hundred percent. Like when I was on Joe Rogan's podcast last time, a few months ago, four or Cold Springs Harbor, Bill Gates Sr., Bill Gates' mother. This is all on record. This is all 100%. Like when I was on Joe Rogan's podcast last time a few months ago, four or five months ago, I'm like, yeah, Bill Gates says 80% gets sick from the Pfizer shot.

And Joe's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, look it up. Boom, Reuters, AP. When I'm telling you this stuff, I got to tell you, Mark Twain shipped in hookers to Northern California. It's in the history books. Yeah. Everything I actually told you, I don't shipped in hookers to Northern California. It's in the history books. Yeah. Everything I actually told you, I don't know how pretty your green eyes are.

Everything is in a book. That's the most factual shit you said this whole time. 100%. Okay, so Bill Gates is bad because his mom is bad and his dad is bad. Well, no, they set him up. To be bad. Because there was trust busting back then. You couldn't have a corporation that ran this.

Right. So Bill Gates was picked by these people to be the front guy for the whole deal and do you find do you think that he's actually a smart capable guy who's running a company he's got a probably 200 iq real but a lot of people that iq like if you ever want to know really smart people like i know a super famous hollywood director and producer that's made five million dollars in hollywood he's a great guy except when you're sitting with him at 2 a.m man and he won't stop what he's doing it's you know it's it's these guys are singular so the guy i know is singular about writing really funny comedy doing really amazing things designing f18 you know computers when he was before he even made beavis and butthead then when you go to the next level

though like like like mike judge is creating incredible comedy and he's you know on the spectrum you go to the next mike judge don't want to kill you if mike judge wants to kill you yeah he's saving the earth you're dead really so do you think that gates has he has like a god like uh what does it go god complex is that what it is though so he truly believes it or he's doing the bidding of somebody above him well they had a lot of smart people where does it end is i guess what i'm trying to say well i mean they tried to recruit my dad really yeah but it was only because he was like top of his class in texas but but that's a side issue he didn't he didn't he didn't join him he didn't tell me till 14 years ago he was even involved in it when i

made a film about all this my mom's like david this, this isn't true, is it? My dad's David Jones. And he's like, no, I wasn't involved in it. But yeah, Gates was chosen because obviously his mom was smart. Obviously his dad was smart. His dad was on the Federal Reserve Board. But I mean, these are the people running the freaking show. You can pull up Bill Gates with the Astors and the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and all the elites. And they're at a, quote, depopulation summit 20 years ago.

Type in the good club. Billionaires meet in secret. Billionaires meet in secret to promote depopulation. Wall Street Journal, New York Times, ABC News. What's frustrating is they told us 15 years ago, we're getting ready to do this. And they set it all up. And depopulation you think is a bad thing well here's the deal yeah that's a fact we need that okay well blow your head off

start with you my eyes are too pretty to go i'm valuable the rest of y'all no but i mean let's be serious uh you read the youtube comments a lot of them could go no i hear you but okay it's like the first superman came out i don't like marvel comics i don't like stuff like that but the first one was to have to tease him and like general zod goes our genetics are degenerate i'm gonna kill out the planet and superman or superman's dad goes oh and you're gonna choose jod who's gonna die zod's one of the worst the point is is that yeah we all got problems yeah we've all got issues right yeah we're like that's that's hitler man like oh this group i'm gonna kill this group it's that group acts just like you you act just like them you cannot get into that mindset of killing i know you're just being

hypothetical devil's advocate i'll be watching thanos like hey well there he is okay have you been to india recently no no no seems like a pretty good go to a train station in india people that are all over the floor hey people starving to death i get it so okay you're gonna start walking around machine gun shooting everybody no no that's corona bang done well you just hit it but here's watch out though oh because when you decide they're not worth anything they're gonna get you so just think about that so you think that's what Corona is about? Well, Corona itself is just the introduction to wear a mask.

You're dirty. You're bad. You've got to have a computer tell you where you can go outside. You've got to take these inoculations that don't even protect you, they admit. So it's just the medical tyranny getting in place before they release. Because they agree with you. They're going to release the real bioweapon. So let me just back up.

Are they taking advantage of a tragedy, or do you think that this was purposely spread around the world in order to exact this type of control? Well, he keeps obsessing on India because he's an Indian supremacist. I'm joking. But seriously, it was the Indian scientists at their top university that actually have a CRISPR's editor. They cost like $5 million.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. CRISPR is the genome? Gene editing system. Gene5 billion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. CRISPR is the genome? Gene editing system. Gene editing system. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so like the U.S. has like 50 of them. Europe has a couple. England has a few.

Australia has one. India has one. China, who knows what they're doing. God almighty, that's like wild, wild west. Look out, man. Let me tell you anything we're talking about here. China's like, no, there's no rule. That's the next subject.

Yes. And so, what was the question about CRISPR? No, you brought up CRISPR. I was asking something. Oh, the Indians. Yeah. So it was the Indians in February of last year. So we're talking about over a year ago.

Okay, it was the Indian government said, we scanned this COVID virus, and it's five viruses we have p shuttle genes because like you see frankenstein he's got he's got stitches on him like an arm a leg they looked at it it's 100 they go um p shuttle gene this i'm on a genetic engineer they said this is five viruses it's together stitch together and they said that's just the coating it's so complex we can't penetrate it probably only the u.s could produce this maybe china and they said that's the surface is five viruses you don't know what they stuck inside of

it so it's man-made you think oh the indian university said with a crisper said 100 and it's not like the indians are dumbasses or some of the top scientists so they're top scientists in india go this is really fucking bad okay uh-huh and and then they all freak out and and threaten to sue the university university goes we don't withdraw a paper we just unpublish it then the australian government confirmed it the discover of hiv of the crisper in france proved it we've had more than 50 universities now look at it and go uh this is a bioweapon this is it literally it has stitches where they inject the pieces they have like molecular guns that like build that are so small they're able to because it

doesn't work a billion times they have machines that keep doing these under electron microscopes firing yes well how do they make a thing the size of a virus with five viruses that sounds so what was it let me tell you they sit there with gene guns firing in huge laboratories, and then they look at electron microscopes. Thousands of people go, we got one. Alarms go off, and they go, we got one that actually merged. So they got one that has freaking five viruses. It's not like they just magically did it.

They can't even still your arm on right. They gene inject it. They get the weapon, and they run out, and they go, we've got it. And then that's put out, and that's what happens. All right, guys, we need to take a break for a second because you're not getting all the internet you deserve. You deserve the entire internet and they are not allowing you to have it all. I don't know who they is, but we're going to put a stop to it right now with a VPN and the best VPN that is on the planet right now. And that is Surfshark VPN. You are going to use Surfshark VPN to access all the content you should be able to access. Have you ever watched a video or at least

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you can pull up like journal of science, all of it, major controversy type in major controversy, gain of function, Chapel Hill. And so they went, this is illegal. You're creating an airborne bioweapon in Chapel Hill. So they moved it to Wuhan a year later, and that's where they made it. So it was an American lab in Wuhan. Yes. Yeah, 11 contracts under Fauci. Look it up. And under Bill Gates' companies. Okay.

No, no, I'm serious. I believe you. Guys, type this in. There's just nobody looking it up. That's just funny. It's mad. Long Google, too. It's just feelings.

You keep saying look it up, and I keep looking over at Mark. I don't have Wi-Fi. They're going to lie. They're going to lie. I'm not connected to anything. I'm saying look it up, and I keep looking over at Mark. Are you looking it up? I don't have Wi-Fi. They're going to lie. I'm not connected to anything. I'm just taking it away. They're going to lie and say I made this up. Type in Newsweek.com, Fauci connected to controversial programs.

It's just such long Googles. That's what gets me. Type in Newsweek.com. Fauci controversial Wuhan. Type that in. There we go. Fauci controversial Wuhan. But now, what about the

scientists that say that it's not man-made what is like are they being paid off what do you think well I mean yeah Bill Gates paid to have the British group and the U.S. group say that four percent of America would die 18 million people and then it was like one-tenth of one percent what they claimed right and so they they hyped all this up and then notice no flu this year or last year they keep saying all the flu deaths are that but just don't believe me anybody viewing this you wouldn't say flu deaths are down because of masks well that's the argument but but here's the deal also the people who would have died from the flu died from corona that's a good point but here's the deal take like a cyclone fence they describe a cyclone fence 9 They describe a cyclone fence.

9-11 is an inside job. No, it's not. No, you got a good point. That is a strong counter argument. No, that's not an argument. Listen to me. Listen to me. You can look up.

They had a Japanese supercomputer prove that masks don't work. Two masks don't work. It's like a cyclone fence, and you're shooting a BB through it. But then you actually learn it's like a billion times bigger. So imagine a cyclone fence that's like 20,000 feet tall. You can't even see the edges of the cyclone fence, like one part of it. You're shooting a BB through that. Like a woman that's got a pussy 5,000 feet wide.

Wait. I still wouldn't fit. Okay, so you're saying that masks don't work at all. You don't think that they've helped at all. They've helped us learn that we're dirty. They've helped us learn that we're bad. They've helped us learn that there's this big crisis and we're all LARPing like in a video game. I mean, like I was at a hotel just today.

I'm like, people have masks on. They see me, they go, I'm not wearing a mask. They go, because of the wall. Well, you're protected. You got your mask. No, and in Florida, I guess it's a mask. They go, because it's a wall. Well, you're protected. You got your mask. No, and Florida cares. I guess it's a hotel because those people aren't from Florida. In Miami, the rest of the people are not wearing masks.

No. Well, I had to wear one coming in here. Are you arrested? Can you put on a mask? You're like, yeah, sure. Florida people do not care. I'm not against your people, but here's the deal. Florida, I'm from New York. It's like a burka. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, this is all we wanted. It's like a burka. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Whoa. This is all we wanted. Whoa. This is all we wanted. Here we go. Now drink the Jameson. We got Alex Jones to wear a mask. Hallelujah.

Islam. Oh, my God. Here. Here you go. This will make it more accurate. There you go. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Saddam. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. accurate. There you go. I said, I ran.

That's what happened. Now, if they did prove that masks were helpful, would you wear it? Yeah. I'm telling you. Double, triple surgical masks. Because you're not against vaccines. No. In general, you're not against vaccines. No. In general, you're not against vaccines.

No, it's a real science. You know the history of it? Yes. 600 years ago in England, they learned that if you were already sick during the winter, didn't get sun, they didn't know why. They thought like the dark killed you. It was true. Sunlight makes you healthy.

Yeah, vitamin D, yeah. And so they learned like, oh, the vapors of darkness kill you. So they said, well, if we poke a cow during the summer everybody's healthy in a pustule and put it in a toothpick in your arm you defeat it when you're healthy you don't die from it but that's the smallpox smallpox and cowpox

cowpox is the mild form of smallpox so that's the original vaccine so it started in Europe 500-600 years ago we fact checked them we shouldn't have done that damn we would never do that again So it started in Europe 500, 600 years ago. We fact-checked him. We shouldn't have done that. Damn! We would never do that again. We would never do that again. That's absolutely

everything about cows. Yeah, that's true. Don't ever come at him with cow information because he will be able to back it up immediately. Not as much as him. Do you eat them? I take back my dab. I can't leave you hanging. That Yes, I eat them. So he would never eat them. I take back my dab, yo. This is uncle. No, I take it back.

I can't leave you hanging. That's the unclean one. Hey, let's do that. Hey, let's get serious. Okay. I know all about everything. Yeah. No, but let's get serious.

What was the question? I love cows so much, I eat them. This is fucking fake it's not real nothing is real it's like Sandy Hook wow how did you fuck that up so bad bro how did you fuck that up

you were on a roll you had the pedophiles you were breathing down their necks let me explain yeah let me explain that happened eight years ago i'm gonna even say the name because they'll sue me for it so you be quiet anyways beautiful over there let's get serious here no my one of my one of my security guys goes why do you keep making gang shows? I'm going to be laughing Truth is, nothing against gay guys

But I ain't looking for no ass, I'm looking for fuzzy Let's get serious He's pretty though, I like him Can you dress up a little dress for me? Like a little elf I'm not your bohemian boy, alright? Dress him up like an owl I'm going to take your bohemian boy, right? Dress him up like an owl. I'm going to take you to a bohemian ground.

Run a train on your ass. Oh, my God. All right. How about fun, Aaron? I'm not right now. What are you joking about? I don't know. Oh, no.

Sandy, how you fucked up Sandy? I didn't fuck that up. Here's the deal. you weren't a role before that huh well i was let me explain here's imagine like your timeline on the final cut pro video editor and audio editor there's like thousands of cuts on it so i've learned i've been burned by 4chan and 8chan yeah because back then i didn't realize how big my show was like eight years ago and so 4chan and 8chan, they were all saying okay, this thing didn't happen.

And so I would just simply go, well, devil's advocate, I can see how they say it, but I think it happened. I actually said that. And then some of the people that went to investigate it, because it became kind of this internet thing, I wasn't really part of it, they were harassing people. And so as soon as I learned people were being harassed, and as soon as I learned some of the theories were wrong, like we're talking

six years ago, I said, hey, it it probably happened I told my crew hey have a few debates with people I think this happened we had debates where the where the Sandy Hook deniers got mad at us those are on record and then I didn't know what was going on about five years ago Hillary's running against Trump he goes well Trump's been on his show we'll attack him for being involved Alex Jones and that came out in Opposition Research. So I had media like Megyn Kelly, all of them showing up in my office, going, tell us why you questioned it. I go, well, I think it happened. Well, just tell us why you questioned it.

And then they would sue me for saying why I questioned it. After they asked you. After they asked me, because that was a statute of limitations. Right. So they just looked at my whole history and said, okay, not done anything bad that's where we can get him set him against dead children which is tragic and so that's i mean that's all that was and so now i always get to read the newspaper whatever it is like and he's the one that and like they present tense the lawyers and the media go we need him taken off this radio station or tv station he's currently sending people at us

we're under attack like mortars are being fired at him and i'm like calling up sending them letters going stop stop i'm not saying that so i never say go to their houses i never said 90 of what they said it became just a political tool and that's all that was but absolutely that's what instead of them sending a hit team to kill me or put me in federal prison which they try with roger stowe and others they have just made that my identity and then just obsessed over it. It's kind of like comics that say one thing on a line and all you ever hear. And after a while, it's kind of like, I'm not even mad at them doing it, but I'm just

like, it doesn't even help them anymore because no one even cares. Like they literally have articles every day, sometimes in like a thousand publications. They literally have articles every day. Yeah. Sometimes in like a thousand publications. Yeah. And I told them that, you know, they said in the news, Jones built his career on that place in Connecticut with a tragic event that did happen,

which children in mass shootings are terrible. I'm pro-Second Amendment, but I don't believe in, you know, psychotics. I'm pro-Sec killing kids. But they just live off that and then just say like, will you please stop? And I'm like, you know, I haven't said that in six years. Stop it.

I send them letters. They won't stop. So imagine you did something half wrong. They make up the rest of it. And then they keep saying, Mr. Schultz. Yeah. Full wrong. Full wrong.

Yeah. It was full wrong. Yeah. There we go. Accountability. No, absolutely. But, I mean, here's the deal. I was covering the Internet's questions of things.

Yeah. And then once I figured out that some of the things the Internet said. But here's the deal I was covering the internet's questions of things yeah and then once I figured out that some of the things the internet said but here's the deal now do you think the people who like the let's say like the Epstein's of the world were rejoicing when you got caught up in that absolutely because because there's now they can discredit you immediately when you say anything about them well exactly that's why I thought about this thing that happened to them well exactly and and and I mean here's the deal i learned how 4chan i'm not demonizing anybody but 4chan and 8chan are bad yeah because i learned early on like we would have like leaks wiki leaks like serious satanism serious pedophilia with like emails like the kids will

be in the hot tub ready for you we'll do the alice or crowley ritual after that listing the names that's in new york and then all of a sudden i'm like i'm going to cancun for a week you guys don't cover this it's a fake story i leave my crew's great but they literally go well it's in the cnn they're saying it's a pizza place nothing was happening in the pizza place so you've seen like a a mockingbird acts like its wings broken yeah gets you away from its nest we were covering real stuff and then they were simply focusing on some fake deal we would cover the fake thing and then we would be the authors of that so when q came along yeah three years ago i said this is fake they claim everything's fine the government's wonderful hillary secretly in a camp in guantanamo i said i wouldn't agree with her in Guantanamo. That's not due process.

Plus, she's not in Guantanamo. I went and saw her with my own eyeballs in Austin. And the Q people go, Jones is a Mossad agent of the Russians. None of it means anything. Mossad agent of Russia? What do they mean? Two different groups. And like, he is claiming

she and Tom Hanks are not in Guantanamo. And I was getting death threats at people at my office. Crazies. These are the Q people. Yeah, the Q people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're crazy.

So I learned what had happened with Sandy Hook was already kind of Q crazies. I just covered them. I got sucked in. Yeah. Which you learn. You live, you learn. But that's what I'm saying is I'm at an event in Austin. I see Hillary drive by.

My camera crew gets her giving a speech. It's Hillary. And the very people are like, screw you, Jones. She's in Gitmo. Trump arrested her. Everything's fine. And Trump was involved in that.

So you see how that works? 100%. Now, the way that you see people that are in QAnon, and you're like, these conspiracies that these guys are- People see me like that how do you feel about that no here's the thing I was 21 years old on access tv within a year I got a regular show hit show on FM radio within two years I was syndicated within four years I was on 100

radio stations yeah so I've always been natural been real been trying to find the truth but man I'm like way smarter than I was back then. So now I've at least learned, like, don't listen to 8chan and 4chan. You know, go off what you really know, what is confirmed off documents. Because I barely ever, here's the thing. You're on air three, four hours a day. Yeah. You're covering all this shit.

And so they just picked that one thing. Yes. Here's the deal. And I was wrong, and I've apologized. What's weird is they keep it up saying oh he's currently doing it that's wrong so if i'm the ultimate villain for covering somebody saying something didn't happen when somebody eight years later in my name is saying he says it didn't happen he says attacking us well if it's so evil to say that you're saying it in my name so it's a

form of identity theft so you think that you're the victim of identity theft i'm not into being a victim yes i have respectfully said will you please stop saying i'm saying nobody died will you please because here's the thing i got a pretty credible name a lot of fans they hear somewhere they got people they got people harassing families yes and stuff because they keep saying alex jones says it didn't happen now and then people go and do it because they say i'm saying it makes sense yes so do you ever do you ever like when you when you think about the epstein stuff that happened let's talk about that see they want to distract us into s hook uh and i mean there are lawsuits against me about

people i never said their names real oh my god listen before they had the aurora shooting yeah i never said that didn't happen they have families on twitter saying jones says our children weren't killed at aurora they say i said nobody died in florida i said day one people died in florida what is the idea of a crisis actor is that a real thing well here's the deal we're removing it from sandy hook but just this idea this concept let's remove the deal we're removing it from sandy hook but just this idea this concept let's remove it yes we're removing it from parkland yes we're moving from sandy you got to be careful remove it from all mass shootings and then let's just say i just want to understand the concept of a crisis actor okay yeah you can online you can online hire a thousand plus firms.

If you want to have a mass casualty drill or you want to have whatever, they call it AstroTurf. You can hire people online. It's public. AstroTurfing is different than grassroots. It's the opposite of grassroots. It's a fake grassroots movement. Gotcha. Yeah.

So it's totally legitimate to do a bomb drill for the army and they hire a bunch of actors. Yeah. But then they've got the left does it where they go out and they dress as Nazis. So the left will dress as the people that they hate to prove that those people exist. And here's the deal. Nothing against the left. I got some theater majors that work for me. But they're all theater majors.

So when you saw Charlottesville, I mean, let's be honest, it was all a bunch of fat gay dudes dressed as Nazis. And they're there. And you look at them, and some real white supremacists. What? All a bunch of gay dudes dressed as Nazis? Fat gay guys. Fat gay guys. Fat gay dudes dressed as nazis fat fat gay guys some real nazis showed up yeah they were all crazy you could feel like okay all right these are these are the gay dudes and then they had real nazis like i'll kill everybody like

that they lured them in like a bug zapper yeah so you've got i mean we had reporters there and the news is like, my reporters are Nazis. They're just covering it. They're not Nazis at all. So that's what you deal with is in politics, there's always a lot of staging stuff. There's always a lot of setups. And so that's where I was going with that.

So there's a lot of staging and setups in politics. You're saying like if there's a speech or some sort of political movement, they'll hire people to be there to support. this often happens with speeches right yeah they don't deny it so it's open with speeches but when it's not something that's like exactly political when it's like a protest or whatever it gets a little iffy well they have them signed on disclosures and i haven't found the right wing doing it yet i've never done it uh but i mean it's like ran paul when he's running for the senate they've caught, you can look this up, top, this is like many years ago when he first got elected. They caught Democrats literally in overalls or coveralls, like the Beverly Hillbillies,

saying, I won't even say it because it'll edit me out and put it out, saying horribly racist stuff about blacks and Hispanics and saying, and I love Rand Paul and I love the, you know, I won't even say it. The left side is up love Rand Paul and I love the, you know, I won't even say it, the left soda's up now. Yeah. I love the KKK, all this stuff. Yeah. And then they would put that out to hurt him.

So that goes on, on a major scale. Now, is this the thing that we've heard about, like with George Soros' involvement in politics? Oh, yeah. I mean, Soros heavily funds like political groups on the left and the right. And he has them basically clash together. Is it true that he funded the March of the Penguins?

No, but here's an example of Bohemian Grove. I still don't know who funded me to do that. But then I later learned they were going to make a full-length film with Harry Schur, which they did, called Teddy Bear's Picnic. So this was insiders deciding it's time for us to come out i think they wanted you in oh that's my suspicion yeah he said that i'm not sure what did it though but i'm saying i've experienced this so i'm telling you you know the average the bushes you said you were in there with the bushes right i used the code

words they were given so unless it was the opposite side that wanted to protect themselves, so they gave you the code words from the bushes. The truth is, I don't know what happened. It's just that I was a big critic of the bushes at the time in the wars. So if you were a big critic of the bushes at that time, maybe the bushes' opposition was the one that wanted to pull you in. I mean, if you had a powerful voice, of course there are going to be people that want you on their side.

And that's the thing. It's fair to say all that. So, like, the average guy that's lost his job in West Virginia and he's getting these messages usually run by the left to be a racist or whatever because they want to create division. He then feels in power because someone's talking to him. And so I'm telling you, most of the time it's some cold-blooded political corporate group is creating division against all of us to control us. Now, why does division help control us?

Well, it's to fight and conquer. So as long as we're fighting amongst each other, we can't fight the people that are. Yeah, like no matter, all of us in there have an interest to have clean water, clean food, a future for our children. And if they can get us fighting with each other, they win. Because they're exploiting us. It's really simple. Here, have a shot of whiskey. Okay, fine.

Well, you had one first. It's fake.'s fake it's fake yeah we're not actually drinking okay one second but listen we should you brought up a lot of topics what's the next topic does governor cuomo have nipple piercings he definitely does i mean you can see them Like he's got that white shirt on. You saw the one with the white shirt. Now, why do you think the media has flipped on him? Because... You've noticed this, right? He's the media darling, and then all of a sudden,

when it looks like he's not going to be president, complete flip. I think if he wore this outfit, he'd be fine. I think he has this outfit. I think there's an intern wearing that outfit. All outfit, he'd be fine. I think he has this outfit. I think there's interns wearing that outfit. All right, let's get serious. I actually, am I trying to toot my horn? I'm not trying to toot my horn. Yeah.

But I've learned their weird psychology. And so they had all the Democrat governors send COVID patients, because COVID's real, but it only kills you if you're deficient in vitamin D and C and Zing, into nursing homes with old people in the dark that can die that's why black folks die double the number two because black folks need three times the sunlight white people need and that's a fact so that's why it's like double number blacks die because they don't tell you hey you need sunlight or you need

vitamin d3 so that's a public service announcement right there not really not being a virtue signal it's just no that's a fact you need it's just true. No, that's a fact. You need vitamin D and I think minorities have less vitamin D. My entire life, every time I got a physical, my vitamin D was always low. Really? So you have small D? Yeah. He's little D. No, no, no. Here's the deal. When D all goes to the wrong D, that's the problem.

When you're wrong, listen, we're all evolved for this planet. It's real. So when you're up north, you got to get more like it because there's none. When you're in the equator, it's dangerous evolved for this planet. It's real. Yeah. So when you're up north, you got to get more light because there's none. Right. When you're in the equator, it's dangerous. You block it. So black folks need three times what a northern European needs.

So that's a real deal. That's interesting. So if I have a little bit of sun, that's going to work three times better than if Alex gets that same amount of sun. Yeah. Ah, okay. That's it. And this thing-

Because the melanin blocks it. So if this is such a sophisticated virus, why is being in the sun the thing that stops it from. Well, no, because if. You stitch together all these things, but the sun. It's called essential. Like water's essential. You die in five days without it. Yep.

Food's essential. Die in a month without it. What's in food? Minerals and vitamins. So if you don't have vitamin d3 you die because any virus your your cell can't protect yourself mitochondria gets weak and be reprogrammed so it's not that not having sun kills you but the second you get sick it's over your body can't the second you're hit by a virus and you don't have d3 i'm not

the virtuous i don't i care about everybody if you're're an African-American or African, wherever you're at, if you're from Africa, particularly you got dark skin, if you don't have D3, you die. We die too. Yeah. It's just that we're from Northern Klein, so less sun works on us. So that's why you have a double amount of black folks dying of it because they don't have the sun. Okay.

So you're saying Cuomo and the nursing home patient. All right. Cuomo, nursing home. Well, again, no matter if they're black or white, they're in a dark room. Okay, so you're saying Cuomo and the nursing home patients. All right, Cuomo, nursing home. Well, again, no matter if they're black or white, they're in a dark room. Nobody's visiting them. They have no D3. Their guts are messed up.

They don't absorb it. D3 is something that doesn't absorb well with the gut. And so Cuomo got an advisory through the UN, through Fauci. And that's why the New Jersey governor, the Michigan governor, the Pennsylvania governor, all the Democrat governors said, you are going to basically take people into your nursing homes that do this. So they looked at Cuomo and they said, well, OK, it's coming out that we kill those people in these nursing homes to get COVID deaths up. It's eugenics, basically.

Bill Gates talked about let's get rid of old people. Let's go ahead and burn Cuomo as a sacrificial lamb. And I said this a year ago i said you watch leticia james the attorney general and she will indict cuomo within a year i'm on record people are freaking out about this because they're going to burn him to scare all the other governors that actually signed on see that's that's to scare them so he's a sacrificial lamb who did what they said it's he's too dumb to go hey, I was told by the UN and Fauci to do this and Trump. Because he won all the credit. Because he won all the credit.

Wow. Instead of going, I was told to do this, they'll drop it as a hot potato. But as soon as I said that, I talked to people in the governor's office. They went, okay, now it's sexual harassment. So as soon as Cuomo went, I was told to do this. They went, oh, sexual harassment. So see, it's not that Cuomo's a good guy. He's a bad guy.

But that's what's going on. And who's putting out the sexual harassment stories why are they timed well notice they say these women aren't like he he banged me or whatever yeah he grabbed me and hugged me at a christmas party and i'm not defending him it's like 10 women i don't know yeah once he told me i was good looking yeah so it's like it's not that it's bad that he killed all these old people yeah that's all right you know he's a dire so's not that it's bad that he killed all these old people. Yeah. That's all right. You know, he's a dire. So many people. He's up. So, but, but, but now his staff, that's cancelable is what you're saying. Well, it just, it's better to say the governor's been stepping down because he hugged some girls

and told them they were hot instead of he killed 16,000 old people. Why the fuck is that the case? Why do we care more about the 10 girls who said they were hugged? They changed the subject. 16,000 old people. Why the fuck is that the case? Why do we care more about the 10 girls who said they were hugged? Because they changed the subject. 16,000 dead people. That's kind of crazy, no? It shows how they bait and switch. The number one thing I was taught doing research is the CIA.

The number one thing I was taught in choking, folks, way above the CIA. The way I was taught is you kill a story with a story. Break it down. So the story is he's killing the old people. We want to kill that story with these girls. All right, let's just say it comes out. Alex Jones strangled his neighbor. Yep.

For whatever reason. Yep. Well, I immediately, which is hypothetical. I just say. The frogs are gay. No, I just say something like neighbor was running meth lab. Jones discovered it. It doesn't matter.

Now it changes the subject. And then I changed it again. Oh, and he was attacking his wife. It doesn't matter if it's true. It just changes the subject. And so they basically change the subject to something that is potentially forgivable. Exactly. He didn't kill 16,000 old people.

No, no. Jones didn't kill his neighbor. He was saving the neighbor's wife. I didn't know if Jones killed her, but I heard the neighbor was hurting the wife. I was No, no. Jones didn't kill his neighbor. He was saving the neighbor's wife. I didn't know if Jones killed her, but I heard the neighbor was hurting the wife. I was like, oh. But the thing that they changed it to has to be something that the public

will forgive, right? Exactly. That's why it's lesser. We can't forgive the death. We saw him beating her up out of the pool. What was he supposed to do? Yeah. I mean, K-Cuomo told the girl he loves her. He apologized. Oh, he kissed her at told the girl he loves her. He apologized. Oh, he kissed her at the Christmas thing. You better eat a sausage.

You don't remember, like, the 16,000 dead, do you? Yeah. Okay, crypto. Well, I mean, here's the deal. Yeah, we might need to take another step for this one. I need to act tough on TV, okay? Do this, folks. I don't drink.

You want some ice for your fake alcohol? Sure. Okay. No, but you guys are smart, and I'm not kissing your ass. That's why I watch the show. I've been watching it a long time. Appreciate it. We just started. About a year ago?

We started a month ago, but it's fine. Keep talking. No, no, that's bullshit. I've seen this studio for at least a year. No, this one is a month ago. You just have a book show. That's right. That's right.

Yeah, you're right. I'm not fucking lying. You do your research, bro. You do your research. I do research. I just watch. have a bookshelf. That's right. That's right. Yeah, you're right. I'm not fucking lying. You do your research, bro. You do your research. I do research. I just watch. Google it. It's true.

You can look it up right now. All right. Break down crypto. I'm not. We need crypto. Let's go. Let's talk about your studios. No, no, no.

I really want to know crypto. No, I've been watching your show for at least a year. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Here. Thank you. Can you explain why the fuck it hasn't been regulated, what it's being used for, why it's being promoted, why it looks like the government is just going to let it go,

why it's at $50,000 you can buy a fucking Bitcoin for? What is happening with crypto? And I'm not going to fact check a single thing. There's no reason. I don't even know what's going on. What? Alex Jones doesn't know what's going on? No.

With crypto, I just know a lot. Oh. I can tell you the secrets. Talk to me. Do you want the secrets? I want the secrets. Can you handle the secrets? Yeah, can you handle them?

I can handle them. All right. What? Well, obviously, Bitcoin is totally controlled. Oh. That's the hammer hammer that's the hammer right there buy home you're gonna make a lot of money doing it buy home let's go talk to um i got approached by globalist intelligence operations probably i was like 10 years ago bohemian grove before that it was bilderberg it's bilderberg i Not Bohemian Grove. It was Bilderberg.

It's not bullshit. I can't remember. Bohemian Grove rhymes with Bilderberg. I was at Bilderberg. Doesn't rhyme at all. That's why I know you got a lot of white fans, Alex. You thought those two were rat bars. Bilderberg and Bohemian Grove.

Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg rhyme. Bilderberg, Bohemian... No, no, no. Bilderberg rhyme. Bilderberg, Bohemian... No, no, no. Rhyme it. Al, rhyme it. No, no, no. Rhyme it, rhyme it. Hit it!

Let me tell the story the best way here. Yeah, please. InfoWars.com. Thank you. InfoWars.com. People don't know your website yet. They shouldn't visit it. Do not visit it.

It's burning out. No, no, seriously. I'm at Bilderberg. I just realized how often I say in all seriousness, and it's frightening because he says that shit all the fucking time. I'm morphing into Jones. No, everybody's serious. All right, all right.

I'm at Bilderberg, north of London, wherever that town was like 10 years ago. Right. And Max Keiser comes to me and he says, I have 10,000 Bitcoins for you. This is the future. It'll be the new global currency. He's on record.

And I'm like drinking wine and eating a fucking steak at night. And I go, okay, great. I lost the laptop. He put the 10,000 on it. Today, what's 10,000 Bitcoins worth? A lot. 10,000 times 50. 5 million?

50,000. 500,000? Mm- 5 million? 5 million? $510 million. Yeah. $510 million. You fucking idiot. Find that laptop. Get up and slap me. And I'll do it right now.

I'm going to kick your ass. And you don't slap me, I'm going to... Slap him. You don't fucking slap me, I'm going to kick your ass. If you don't slap me, I'm going to... If you don't fucking slap me, I'm going to kick your ass. Slap him. Slap him. Slap him. Slap him. Yeah! Give him a good

yeah! I deserve it. I swear to fucking God, this is real. I didn't know Kaiser was hooked up with Putin and the fucking Easter Bunny. So he goes, I got... Oh, my God. I can't believe you didn't do this math until now. He got violently mad.

So I'm sitting there with, you know, friends, and I'm at this fucking down... I'm in the basement of this hotel right next to Bilderberg having, like, helicopters landing globally. Can you tell people what Bilderberg is real quick? That's where they make the teddy bears. Gotcha. I'll tell you about Bilderberg. I'm at That's where they make the teddy bears. Gotcha.

I'll tell you about Bilderberg. I'm at a global government meeting. I've just met with MI6, MI5, and the CIA. Gotcha. Only because they're going to arrest us if we don't. Mossad? Mossad wasn't there, no. It makes it sound like a festival.

It sounds like a music festival. They couldn't book Mossad. They're busy creating the Bitcoin. No, it's like you slip on a banana pill, Mossad did it. I'm sorry, Mossad wasn't there. They probably were there. Yeah, you thought. See, this is all real shit.

Max Keiser? Yeah, come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. I got a feeling Mossad was in the room, Alex. You think so? Mm-hmm. Well, anyway, so I'm sitting there.

Oh, you think he's Masada? I don't know what it works for. Anyways, the point is that he got really mad because we're sitting there eating steak and stuff. He goes, all right, I put 10,000 Bitcoin on this computer. He goes, this is going to be the currency. This is like hundreds of millions of dollars. I need to get behind it.

He was totally sure of it. He's worked with Soros, all of them. And I go, he's like in in CBS NBC pieces in the 80s the top broker and I go okay great he jumps up goes fucking idiot runs off won't talk to me for like a year because I wouldn't and later I'm like where's that laptop where's that money I don't even know but no he was the guy told me it's gonna it's gonna replace the dollar and it's that Japanese guy that invented it's Satoshi. It's total globalist insider stuff. And I'm not saying don't be involved.

Obviously, it's now been adopted. Elon Musk was involved. And I'm not smart like Elon when they came to him and said, hey, dude, we want to be our front guy. I'm like, fuck, you don't even do it. Oh, you think they came to Elon? Oh. They had to have, right?

100%. Now, who is that? The U.S. government has to be involved with they, right? I mean, the U.S. government has to be involved involved with google and facebook there's no way you give them that much that's the only reason i'm still alive is i'm like they have 50 colors and a color tablet alex jones is just a little color deal it's like they're not going to kill me because they they see it like as much as i want to be smart compared to the public that i don't even know their master plans so i'm like a a color they just used their painting it's all they're doing this big uh conductor deal and that's what they're

doing so is that your motivation are you like i want to see what they're painting yeah that's it you just want to know what the fucking real thing is exactly and people need to just pull back and just go what's going on so what's going on some weird stuff apparently i think aliens run it really now are we connected with the aliens we were made by the aliens no we americans white people white blood in america i don't think i don't care what color you are i really think let me tell you no matter what color you are your fate's bound to what happens to this planet right so color really does not matter I mean

color matters because they color matters because they play people off against what color they are so like it's real people make a deal about that but

when I spoke to Joe right I asked Joe and I was like I was like Alex is coming on what should I ask Alex about he told me

you guys have been married for a while and he says you haven't walked the same since. Joe has a very large penis. He's packing, right? It's over two feet long. Really?

Are you taking two feet, dude? Yeah. Alpha brain, baby. I'm having sex with Joe Rogan. That's a joke. Alpha brain. You are on it. How many puns?

No. That's a joke. Alpha brain. You are on it. How many puns can I make? No. He said, talk to Alex about interdimensional, what is it, species? Interdimensional communication. Interdimensional communication. He goes, he will blow your fucking mind about interdimensional communication. What is it? I want to do that, and I want to talk about it. Can I pee pee? I was dying to piss.

Let's go. Oh, no, I heard you have to pee all the time. That's another bond we have. Let's get together right now. I'll go first. I'm fucking drunk. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because clearly Alex and Akash need a bed.

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well obviously we've got three dimensions we're living in but they've proven these spectrometers that nasa has that there's dark matter that's five times more powerful than the matter we're living in and so there is an outside force that's why even the head of bank of america said we're held captive by some outside force so these guys that tell you there's no god there's no devil there's no spiritual stuff going on that's just ancients realizing there's more than what we can see in the limited band of our vision, it's like not even 1% of what's happening. And so there are multi-dimensions. We can understand three dimensions.

Yeah. But it's proven that there's more than three dimensions. That's right. Right? Like space is a fourth dimension. There's 12 dimensions. Right. Okay.

So, and I guess the idea of understanding space as a fourth dimension is like, if you kept on going that way in space, eventually you would wrap around back to where you were. And then there's a fifth dimension, a sixth dimension, etc. So you think that there are beings that exist in more than the three dimensions that we exist in? That's right. Like an elevator. They're able to go up and down.

What do you mean by that? Well, you know, you've got the... Explain it to us dummies that don't understand. Well, no. what do you mean by that well you know you've got the explain it to us dummies they don't understand well no i mean definitely there are aliens don't come here on spaceships from a trillion miles away they they're interdimensional wormholes whatever you want to call it and the mathematics shows that they're able to come into our dimension leave our dimension and that the third dimension is kind of a base launch pad of the basics of the higher dimensions.

And so the third dimension is the first dimension that has real intelligence and is able to evolve. And so we kind of live on the basic plane of everything that's built at the foundation. And then as you increase in dimensions, you increase in technology that allows you to explore them? Is that what you're saying? Yes, but here's the problem.

Plato, 2,300 years ago the big greek philosopher wrote a bunch of stuff they dug up that was true like he said troy was over here this was over there but he said out in the atlantic ocean there was a big base that had flying machines the and unlimited power a big white light source but it blew up was it hydro hydroelectric? Was it nuclear? We don't know. But he said there were flying machines all over the world. He described the world as round. Well, how did a guy in Greece know that? Well, he had the documents. He had the original source code. And so that's what we're saying is, is that there's a lot of hidden technology, a lot of hidden history on this planet. Our planet itself is more like just a jumping off point. And it's not just for us.

There's a lot of stuff that comes through here. We're kind of like in the middle of a major traffic jam with just entities and systems and ideas. So do we have access to any of this technology? Has any of this technology permeated the things that we use? I think so. Look at all this. So this is alien technology in its most rudimentary level.

It's like Transformers. You've seen Transformers? Yeah. It's like the AllSpark. That's how we got our technology. That's all this shit. Shia LaBeouf knows. The Cube.

Yeah, the Cube. Before there was Cybertron, there was the Cube. That's your voice. What if you were Megatron the whole time? Autobots transform and roll out. Bumblebee. Megatron, prepare to die. Megatron?

Megatron. Megatron. Megatron. Transforming Capitol Hill into... No, but you just said it, and so we all know it. What was the question before Megatron? Before we came to your planet, we battled on Cybertron. My name is Megatron.

It sounds heller like Optimus Prime. It's crazy, right? Yeah. It's like... You just said it, so we all know it. What was the question andrew schultz prepare for battle yeah oh we are okay so we have access to some of this alien technology right people all spark before there was cybertron there was the cube

now people like let's say uh your boy elon musk your fellow austin native you guys get along he has access to the cube yes he does do you think he's been given certain information or has figured out certain information that the rest of us don't know yes It's clear Elon Musk is working with Megatron. Really? And is he part alien? Is he? I believe Elon Musk is part of an alien invasion of Earth. And what do they want ultimately? No, I like Elon Musk.

Thanks for casting. This movie trailer was awesome. It is fire, to be honest with you. Does Elon? Finally, on the Schultz broadcast, alien technology is delivered. Yes, it does. Now, what does Guy Colon feel like? Who's Guy Colon?

Who's Guy Colon? Whoever you stole that outfit from. Let's get serious. Let's get serious. What was the question? Elon Musk, alien technology, interdimensional beings. How do you have proof of this?

Actually, Elon Musk is my baby. He's thinking about Danny Glover when he grabs the mic. He's talking to it. Oh, Danny Glover. Megatron, prepare for battle. No, let's get serious. Yeah. Let's talk about it.

No. Yeah. Let's talk about it. No. We are creatures that live here and have a very limited spectrum of color and light. That's it. Yeah. And so everything, I'm not putting this down, but we get this.

But they now know as spectrometers and all the mathematical analysis, there's stuff below us and above us and all around us. So that's why it's such a joke. It's all about energy. It's about. So who has access to this? The globalists do. And who the fuck are they is nancy pelosi a globalist like give me a name of a globalist she's a a cog in the machine like like when you have like a one of those games you put money in and like grabs a ball out or a doll out she's like a claw that just goes down no no the

the problem is the globalists want mindless machines so when you see a chucky schumer and nancy pelosi or any of these people, they are zombies of the system. Trump had problems. He wasn't perfect. But they were pissed at him because Trump was being Trump. They didn't like Trump because he was actually being himself. And that's why you supported him.

I mean, I supported him because I supported him early on. I knew he wasn't a globalist. He wasn't perfect. But, yeah, I got persecuted for supporting Trump. They had a video out last week going leaked video of Jones saying he hates Trump it was a film I was in it's all lighting I'm in there in a chair

and I'm like you know if I wasn't a moral person and just cared to myself I'd say fuck Trump Trump's a fucking asshole he ruined my fucking life everything got horrible after Trump took my bank accounts away sued me fucking took my sponsors away but I still support Trump because he did the right thing they edited that part off so that's what they do it's just like it's like you know like why don't you answer for attacking

trump it's all fraud international beings well if you go back to satanism they kill children and they rape women. They do all these bad things, believing in all the main literature, main history, give not your children to the fires of Moloch, whether it was ancient Asia or ancient Middle East or ancient Africa, ancient America, ancient Europe, every culture went into a decline and started sacrificing children normally on a pyramid to an entity.

And so I liken it to these videos I've seen on YouTube that have hundreds of millions of views of people in the Caribbean, very close here in Florida, who go every day and feed tiger sharks, some rotten fish. And so they show up all the time. And so I liken that to this, that they sacrifice children like every day on an altar. Interdimensionally, these priests take DMT and other ayahuasca hallucinogens to get rid of the veil where the brain blocks all this because you're not supposed to see all this. You go crazy.

And these things only swim up like you're feeding fish in a pond when you kill a kid or you torture somebody. So that's why Satanists take drugs to end the veil, and then they torture a child on top of a pyramid at certain sites. And the more you kill children at certain sites, you're not going to wait and kill five kids for one to show up. The minute you pull that knife out, the demons show up. And so for the average human, they are projecting another dimension. They think this must be a god. Higher dimensional creatures would not do something like this. must be a god higher dimensional creatures would not do something like this but if you're there slitting children's throats cutting their hearts out germans did it the babylonians did it you

know mesoamerica did it every culture did it you're doing this because you know these things show up and then you're on hallucinogens so they're able to mind meld with you and they give you ideas like a wheel might be good fire might be good and so these things want coin that is children being murdered so they want the interdimensional pain of the children interdimensional pain of the children brings them to you you are on these drugs it allows you to communicate with them and through that communication they give you these what often happen to be creative ideas. Inspiration.

So the iPhone has to be made in a sweatshop. That's why we have child labor. That's why the people that run this are evil, because here's the deal. You're not just getting ideas from these aliens. These are bad aliens. You are interfacing with them, so it's their template. You're not just taking their technology. When you, like a grand grimoire and black magic books for the middle ages you pay a demon gold or it pays you to kill a kid you then interface with

that demon so you think this whole satanic rituals that would happen no the truth was there's something more complex interdimensionally you become a slave so whatever they're doing is not even the picture like you think oh i killed, I killed a kid. I got power. That was a fake transaction. You killed a kid. You released God's protection of you. Now you're under its control. Ah, so you do believe that God protects us.

Why is child sacrifice the cash-in? Like why is that the trade? Why can't it be some other type of trade? Because the most valuable thing on this planet is our children. And if you will piss on your children, if you'll cut them up for some other entity to get power, you'll do anything. Wait, can I just get a little biblical on our ass right now?

Wasn't... Who was it that was about to kill his kid? Who was about to... Abraham. Abraham was about to kill... Sacrifice Isaac. No, and God got that. God said, you said, kill it.

And then God said, don't do it. The angel held his hand and said, there's a and God got that. God said you, he said kill, and then God said don't do it. The angel held his hand and said there's a ram, kill that. Which that'd be like a week full of meat. So it's again, exactly. It's the same deal. Before every culture, African, Latin American, German, every culture, white, black, old, young, you killed

kids to the deity. And God said in Abrahamic religion, it stops now, you stop killing your kids. That's heavy stuff. You're a smart guy. No, I was in Mexico. What is it called? You're welcome.

What is the name of the... No, I'm good. Green eyes, you do it right now. He doesn't drink or eat cow. So I went to the pyramids in Mexico, right? And they were telling me went to the pyramids in Mexico, right? And they were telling me about this game that they would play, right? And at the end of the game, there's child sacrifice, right?

Yeah, it was a ball playing court. Yeah, exactly. It was almost like basketball. There was a hole you had to get the ball in. Well, it's what they copied in North America. Not sophisticated. It's what's the game where the kids play with the bat? They chase the ball.

Oh, fuck. Baseball. No, it's not baseball. It's polo? It's not polo. What's the game? Lacrosse. Lacrosse?

Yeah, yeah. So lacrosse comes from Mexico. Interesting. And the Aztecs. But in the North, they didn't kill you when you lost. When you lost, they killed you. Sorry. No, no, no.

In Mexico, the winner got to sacrifice. they didn't kill you when you lost when you lost they killed you sorry no no no in in in mexico the winner got to sacrifice it was an honor to sacrifice both ways right so you won the game and then you got to sacrifice something and then that brought you know what is it great food and great weather and whatever it is for your entire community right but it was an honor to sacrifice the kids so like you were saying these past cultures have always sacrificed human life in order to have some sort of success in order to flourish is that epstein very sophisticated is that no no so let so just to bring it back to epstein to bring it out to is that why they're doing it are they trying to get in touch or is it strictly blackmail no this is really high really high-powered. Everything is multi-level. So yeah, the base level,

who's the main group you want to dominate and corrupt as scientists? Who do you want to blackmail as scientists? Why do you want to do that? Because you're 100% right with the Epstein thing, because the scientists are who they tapped into. They tapped into the intellectuals. Because that's the most elite group.

Because they dictate what we do in our everyday life, the decisions we make. But do they dictate culture? I feel like we have more influence on culture than some scientists. They don't care what shirt you wear or what sunglasses you wear. That's culture. They care how you behave. They want your behavior.

They want your body, yeah. And so what was the question about, Epstein? Could you also call Epstein's, I guess, obviously rape and manipulation of these kids. Let me give you the Epstein deal. Yeah. Epstein, like you go to a fancy restaurant or a fancy hotel, there's a maitre d'. Or there's a concierge.

Yeah, he's just a bitch boy, isn't he? He's a bitch boy. And exactly. This guy's smart. I knew he was a fucking bitch boy. That woman was working him, right? Exactly. Break that down. Ghislaine Maxwell was the head guy. I knew it.

I said this shit way back in the fucking day. I love your podcast. I'm going to kiss you. You guys know all this shit already. I watch. But it seems so obvious to me. Because you're smart, man. When you're smart, it's all obvious. When you're not, you're not.

You're doing ayahuasca. That's what it is. That's the ayahuasca shit. No, but you know what it is? That's sexism. You want to prove sexism? It's like the girl is running the dude. Oh, yeah. When you get this evil shit. That's the ayahuasca shit. No, but you know what it is? That's sexism. You want to prove sexism? It's like the girl is running the dude. When you get this evil shit, it's a lot of times women running shit.

Keep going on that. They say men commit 90% of violent crime. Bullshit. Women get away with it. Because nobody expects. I'm not against women. I love women. Yeah, of course.

I'm just saying. Women get their fair share. Not as much as guys. I love those two. Yeah, yeah. A against women. I love women. Yeah, of course. I'm just saying, women get their fair share. Not as much as guys. I love those two. Yeah, yeah. That's a real great one. Okay, okay, seriously. You had a little moment earlier.

That's there for you. A little moment earlier. Well, I'll let you do it in the bathroom. It's all right. Anyways, let's get back to this. This is big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is big.

Yeah. Keep going. So women. Well, no. We all think in society. The women's role in these organizations. Well, we all think, oh, women aren role in these organizations well we all think of all women aren't doing anything that's the women are heavily involved but what's the question about

epstein well epstein galane epstein was the bitch boy galane was the actual power broker or connected to the power broker yeah her dad her dad uh owned like all the big british media he was involved in in filing massages involved massaged also mi6 and so he was involved in, finally Mossad's involved. Mossad, also MI6. And so he was busy like, well, everybody keeps bringing it up. They're running this, running that. Finally, you get Israel involved. But he was involved in MI6. He was a big Nazi hunter, too, in World War II.

And then all this stuff went on. But that was the big deal with Gisling. Maxwell's was kind of like. He gets taken out, right? Mossad takes him out. They throw him off the yacht. That's pretty well known, right? It might have been MI6.

MI6. One of the spy organizations. Yeah, they threw him off the yacht and killed him. Yeah. And so she was used as a sex operative. And then Epstein is chosen as a sex operative. But like I'm saying, he's like a maitre d' at a restaurant. He wasn't running things.

He's a nothing. There was a bunch of groups doing this. Right. And then they would use sex to compromise people for political control. But Bill Gates gets involved, meets with him, and now they're corrupting all these scientists. Because now that you have the Harvard scientists and all this is on record. Yep, yep. Now that you have all these groups involved.

Gates met with him after. After. No, but he met with him after. After. No, but he met with him after. What's Prince Charles' brother? He was just cracking young cheeks, man. That's the thing. I think that guy, I don't know if he's connected to any decision-making. The point is that Epstein's not the end-all, be-all.

Yes. And Israel's not the end-all, be-all. And the British aren't the end-all, be-all. And America isn't the end-all, be-all. And the Russians aren't the end-all, be-all. And the Chinese aren't the end-all, be-all. The Japanese aren't the end-all, be-all. And America isn't the end-all, be-all. And the Russians aren't the end-all, be-all. And the Chinese aren't the end-all, be-all. The Japanese aren't the end-all. There's corrupt, evil people that use these systems of control.

And as soon as you think it's one group doing it, you're done. It's evil. There's good and there's evil. I thought it was aliens. No, they're using aliens. Well, let's go back. There are interdimensional creatures who are not alien because they're already here. They've always been here.

You're an alien, dude. You just think we just popped in this planet? Oh, we got brought here, you're saying. We got brought here. Oh, you think we got brought here or you think that like we're like an experiment, a science experiment? Well, let's just say this. Let's just say this. Like you mix monkeys with whatever we are.

Obviously, the whole planet's an experiment. Like this group's over here. That group's here. It's all a big game to see how we kill each other. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, so back to Epstein and back to Ghislaine. Why is it that, and this must be frustrating for you, maybe it's not,

why is it there can be so much proof that a conspiracy is true and people can believe it to be true and then just move on with their lives well here's the deal, what are you going to do about it I mean I'm the same way, I know all this stuff I know a bunch of stuff that will blow you totally away what are you going to do about it

well what would you do about it if you were president, what would you do what is your ideal world hmm well you gonna do about it well what would you do about it well if you were president what would you do what is your ideal world hmm i would tell people to be good because if you're a good person doesn't mean you're perfect but you're not hurting innocent people and you're not into messing with people that are innocent and if you just promote freedom that's what fixes things. It's really an inside job. We have to all ourselves be better people, admit we're wrong, and then we have to also then decide to run stuff.

Because I don't mean one person runs it all, but I mean, so many good people are like, oh, I'm introspective, I've got problems, I'm not perfect. I want somebody else better than me to run things. Well, that's the psychos. So I think patriots, they're pro-human. That's actually a bar. This is really interesting you're

saying often the people who are good are too insecure to be in the positions of power and the people in positions of power are the fucking sociopaths that end up getting into this they're not getting exactly interesting so because we're all worried like all right people like what are we doing like well I don't make a mistake well you know what I'm not a bad person I'm gonna make a decision you want to listen to me? Go ahead. Exactly. We have to like,

start making those decisions. So how do you get a Ghislaine out of here? And what happens to a Ghislaine? Like she's just been locked up for a while, right? We hear murmurs about a trial every once in a while, and then nothing happens. And I just sit back every once in a while and go,

is this bitch just going to get off and we're going to be okay with it? Well, let me say this. I like Trump. And I did a research on him to make sure he wasn't involved with stuff in florida with epstein but what got me concerned was as soon as she got arrested he said to her i i wish her well yeah and then i was kind of like is he gonna give her a pardon i mean because i never saw evidence of him involved in all this but it was a little bit creepy and so you were asking what was the question just what happens like she gets off does she go to jail she can't get off because again like you

said she was just as bad as jeffrey epstein probably worse i mean jeffrey epstein wasn't born in a running sex operations her dad ran them little main guys doing it and so yeah uh obviously she knows so many of the british imagine the leverage that gave trump the gizlaine supplied bare minimum women to the royal family because they're supplying whatever you want like i've been in la i'm not a drug guy like alcohol but i've been in like hollywood parties like with famous people and they're like that's why i go on the hill like a guy shows up with a briefcase just pops it open there's every freaking drug you know it's the same thing it's like hey you want women you want men you want kids it's like that man you know that i mean now that you're not saying you're a bad guy

you know things that are available you know what i'm now that you're not saying you're a bad guy you don't you don't be available you know what i'm starting to realize like now that you're going on this interdimensional thing like let's assume that to be true right is all this behavior a function of trying to get in touch with these interdimensional beings like all this weird shit that you see exactly like i never exactly you're smart i'm not kissing your ass. It's true. Whenever I agree with you, I'm fine. I never get sick. I like that. I never get sick of a ribeye perfectly cooked.

You're right. I never get sick of cheese enchiladas. I never get sick of my wife. I never get sick of... I don't believe for a second. Well, no, not when she's got her legs back behind hers. What I'm saying is... I was speaking to my wife in the context of cheese enchiladas. No, what I'm saying is I was speaking to my wife

in the context of Cheech and Lutz no what I'm saying is it's just too much bro no no no what I'm saying is he's charismatic that's the thing you can act like you hate him

but he's charismatic no I wanted to say this it's hard to hate him no I have been critical of you in the past and then I realized if we brought you onto this podcast

it would make me more money, so I was cool with it. Also, you are maybe the most charismatic guy I've met. It's unbelievable. You're super charismatic. You're a stand-up. I'm not gay, but this guy's sexy. You know what? I want to have that conversation. The Transformers riff you did,

that's something we would do when we lock in on a funny moment. Autobots transform and roll out And you just don't like I'm just going to dig in and get laughed at I wonder And I had this conversation with Mark And I was like Do you ever wish you just called yourself a comedian So you could say all this shit

And you wouldn't have to deal with any of the repercussions I can't tell you the secret operation We talked to a certain person Last few days That's the plan. Because I never thought of that. Actually, I want to exit talk radio and everything, and I want to be a comedian.

And I'm telling you, I had this thought. If you sat down with the most MSNBC person and lean into this funny side of yourself, I think you'd be saying a lot of shit. For me, as a skeptic, when you say one thing, I'm like, I don't know if that's true. I'm off board. But if you just lean into the funny, I'm in.

You can still say the truth. Sit on my lap. I don't know if we got space. Get on over here. What do you want for Christmas, Alcott? What do you want for Christmas? If you break the chair, get over here. Get on over here. What do you want for Christmas, Alcott? What do you want for Christmas? If you break the chair. Come on.

Get over here, boy. You ever seen a grown man naked? Oh, my God. This is terrifying. Yeah, you smell good. I know you weren't just hanging out at Bohemian parties. He looks like a puppet on his lap. He looks like a ventriloquist, bro.

He's a finger puppet. Do the ventriloquism act. Go on. Jeff Dunham puppet. I killed you. We're getting married. It's okay. You don't want to go.

I got trying so hard to be comfy, bro. He's trying so hard I'm trying so hard He's just smiling Laughing But he's dying Oh my god Oh my god

This is too good He just upset Both our fan base With Alex Alright it's alright We're getting married now Let's make America great again Alright it's good

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Because when people take you super seriously, they don't see the funny side. That's the thing. They take my jokes like this. It'll be like, Jones rapes man. No, that was true. That just happened. Yeah, we just saw it on camera. Yeah, we just saw it.

You know what was the most rapey part? This is the most rapey part, is when he the alcohol on his breath got mad traumatic for me. This is the most rapey part, is when he wanted you to get off. He was like, there you go, hon. Actually, I felt disrespected, yo. I didn't like it. As if you overstayed your welcome. Okay, that's enough.

That's enough. And I couldn't say anything, because I was like, I was just on his lap like a bitch. Why not possibly be like, oh! Disrespectful. There you go. Back to your chair now. You got the role. You got the role. I'm married.

The truth is, we should stop caring what the media says. Well, haven't we? I agree. You're doing it. Fuck all this control fuck we want freedom but then who is gonna run the show he is no i would actually be ill at it to be honest you are a power top so what what were you asking mark you had a question what you had a question before you said what was't like that over...

No, when we were talking right before we went to the bathroom. Oh, yeah, with the comedian approach. I always wonder about that. Like, do you ever wish... I guess, one, do you think that your audience should believe every word you say? No. Or should they see you being real? I'm not trying to lie to them.

I just say all sorts of... The good news is... that we're going to marry Joe Rogan. I don't want Joe in our union. But really though, how should people consume you? Just us. Just us, buddy. You and me. No, no. Joe did buy

a really badass comedy club. I can't say the name of it yet. Yeah, he did. And we're going to all party in Austin. I'm in a big ass boat. We're going to go on Lake Travis. We're doing it. And we're going to be fucking boat. We're going to go on Lake Travis. We're doing it. And we're going to be fucking dudes. We're going to be fucking hot chicks. Well, Californians are coming in. You never know what's going to happen, dude.

Also, what is the slogan for Austin? Keep Austin weird. Gay. Keep it weird. Oh, that was gay. Is it gay? You tell me. I thought it was keep it weird. Same percent. Same percent. Is it really known as keep it gay? You tell me. I thought it was keep it weird. Hey, same percent. Same percent.

Is it really known as keep it gay? No, I think it is keep Austin weird. But now you've got all these Californians coming into Austin. Do you think they flip the state of Texas? Austin's already flipped. Do you think it changes the culture of Austin? Are you worried about that? I am worried about Texas.

Or do you think that the culture of Texas is going to be so profound That these new people that come in start to realize It's not working No I see like Texas with California raping it Really? It's like raping it But you guys have the guns dude You're not going to get raped by some pussies from California Vegans, fuck them

Let's get serious my darling Let's talk about Let's talk about interdimensional beings Okay go Go Go Let's talk about interdimensional beings. Okay, go. Go. Go. Go.

All I'm saying is there's a lot of stuff we got to think about. There's a lot of things we got to think about. There's a lot of things that need to go on. And that's all I'm saying is people should realize there's a lot. Why is $100 bills late on this table? They're fake. Yeah. Just like the alcohol, dude.

It's all fake, bro. Everything's fake. It's a fake, bro. Everything's fake. It's a show. That's a real machine. That's about to chop Benjamin Franklin, too? Not on the YouTube black. Okay, but interdimensional beings. Interdimensional vampires.

Interdimensional vampires. Okay. Interesting. Where does the whole vampire thing come from? No, it means you're predatory. Did you know that Prince Charles is the main heir of Count Dracula? I agree. That sounds insane. I bet you $1 million.

Bring that up, Jamie. Type in Prince Charles, Count Dracula. Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula. He moved in five years ago to Count Dracula's castle and he lives with a group of homeless children. No, he does not.

I swear to God. Prince Charles. Prince Harry's dad. Prince Charles, the heir of the throne of the dragon. Okay. He's a Transylvanian prince. According to this Google search, from express.co.uk, Prince Charles has distant kinship to Vlad

Tepes, the 15th century Wakhalian ruler whom the Irish novelist based his Dracula. Hold on, hold on. Prince Charles, like the one that we all know, Prince Charles. Yeah, he's related to Count Dracula. Or Dracula. Same. Same. It's way worse than that. He lives in Dracula Castle with children.

According to Express.co. I swear to God. He lives with, that's also on Express.co. According to this British tabloid. Get five punches right in the nose. He lives, it says, with the orphans in the castle. Prince Charles? Pull up Prince Charles Dracula Castle castle that's how you do a

google search yeah you just cut your shit this guy's good good at googling prince charles dracula castle look it up jamie okay uh everyone's gonna do this you're gonna find out my line and i remember like 10 years ago finally he's like he's like i live in the cat little boys like i live in the castle with them it's like dracula castle on a mountain. Little boys, I live in a castle. It's like Dracula Castle on a mountain. Like you saw in the movies. Is that why they say Andrew's the pedophile to distract from Charles? Prince Andrew. Don't point at me and say, what are you doing?

You are crazy, dude. You're right. My bad. Now you really got me onto some shit. The worse things that you do, the more interconnected you are with these interdimensional beings. You have to commit these crimes against humanity to prove your cred with them. Why do you have to prove your cred in that way? Because they're damn demons.

So how do you find out? All the higher order stuff doesn't involve itself. You think of God. God's way up there, but there's all this other stuff God created. God doesn't get involved with your personal decisions. Only demons do. So God's not going to manipulate free will. Is this the whole Star Wars dilemma

between the good and the, what is it, the light power, the dark power? The dark side. The dark side, the force. I mean, you see this kind of metaphor happen, right? Did you find it? Which one? The little boys, Prince Charles.

No, no, no. Prince Charles lives to Count Dracula's house. According to TravelmakerTours.com, there's an article they have from 2017 that says, Why Prince Charles considers Transylvania his second home. It doesn't necessarily say anything about children. I like this voice. Keep telling us. But the point stands.

Perhaps he considers Transylvania his second home. I don't know. Prince Charles lives at Dracula's castle. No, no, I'm not joking. No, no, no. Listen, I'm not joking. Think of how weird that is. He lives at Dracula's house.

Okay. So you pulled back by 30, 35%. You have really changed the fucking world. Nah, but you got to come through and just slap bars, bro. Like saying something like that, like he speaks in YouTube titles. Yeah, nuance. Like all the things that you say are YouTube clickbait titles. Nuance isn't interesting.

Fuck nuance, bro. Prince Charles lives. Even if he vacations, fuck vacations. Oh, he lives there. Lives. He lives there. He lives there. And he lives there with young boys.

And he feasts on them. No, no. It says, oh, Prince Charles hugs local boys that live with him at the castle. Dracula. You're reading like newspaper articles, like little kids are hugging. He's like, ah. And it's real, man. What do you think about this whole Meghan Markle thing?

That's to distract from the pedos. Have you watched the Oprah thing? Maybe that's the reason. That's what I wanted to ask him. Well, the whole Q thing. Not the Q thing. Oprah interviewed Meghan Markle and Harry. Do you know who they are?

Harry, yeah. No, Harry. Prince Harry. Prince Harry. The fake prince, yeah. Yeah, the fake prince. The redhead prince. Ginger prince.

And his black wife, who left the family, and they're alleging some crazy shit. Yeah, they're like Prince, ginger Prince and his black wife who left the family. And they're alleging some crazy shit. Yeah. They're like saying they kill Prince Diana. What? I feel like you're about to throw up. And that would be so funny. I would love it, dude.

That would be so funny. What's funny is my wife and kids are right out there. I don't know, for hours and hours. Look at this. Look at this. Hold on. Cheers. Wait, go. So tell me what the deal is with

least your money no tell us what the deal is with megan markel man megan merkle i think it's the first time he heard that name. You don't know who this is. You know everything. You know everything about everything. You know who fucking... Meghan Markle. German Chancellor?

Meghan Markle, yeah. You're talking about like Prince Harry's wife? Yes. Yes, Prince Harry's wife. No, they're these horrible people that like glommed on. It's well known that... But then they left. They left the royal family.

Let's get serious. What happened here? Oh, my God. It's so amazing. Amazing. Not at all. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah.

Let's go. That's what's amazing is that. Oh, yeah. Oh. You like touching that tip? That's a nice ding-a-ling. Hey. Oh, it's my dick.

Look, I got a big old gold dick. Women will be worshiping that. Yeah. That's a gold weenie. Yep. Oh, my God. All right, go on. Go on. Yeah. That's a gold weenie. Yep. Oh, my God. All right, go on.

Go on. Tell us about Meghan Markle. Oh, yeah. He's got a full hiccup. It's well... No, stop it. It's well known. Yeah. According to the Lord, that... It's well known according to the Lord that

it's well known Prince Charles' wife didn't like him and she had a kid with this British colonel or something that is the redhead demon I love when he says it's well known and says some shit no one has ever heard anyway

so so she had sex I love when he says it's well known and says some shit no one has ever heard before. Anyway. Look up. No, be quiet about this. So she had sex with a man that wasn't Prince Charles. And they created the redhead demon. Okay. And now since they've created that person,

now since they got him, they said he is bad. But the truth is Merkel and him are now Hollywood whores and they run around bitch all day. So that's what matters. Is there... No, no.

Princess Diana cheated with the capital guards. Redhead. Carrothead. Nothing wrong with carrotheads. And they had the carrot baby. They had a baby carrot. They had a baby carrot. They had the carrot baby. And once they had the carrot baby.

He's just missing the tinfoil right now. Who ain't drinking bottles of whiskey? Shut up. Shut up. Let's drink it all. I don't want to live here. Oh my fucking goodness. Oh my fucking goodness. We're going to stalk Joe Rogan in his house.

We'll fly helicopters over his house. We'll drop down. I know where it is. Oh my goodness. We're coming. He had a baby carrot. Okay, hold on. Alright, these are serious questions.

You're a real journalist. I'm a journalist. We're all journalists now. Alex, this is I'm a journalist. Yeah, this guy's got his papers. I'm a journalist now. Alex, this is a serious question, okay? This is a serious question. Was 9-11 a part-time job? No, I mean, I think there was real Islamic terror, but a lot of groups stood down during that.

Okay. What is going on at Area 52? A lot of secret bases, a lot of stuff going on. But not a lot of them do this. Some people say the Jews control the weather. If so, why are they always complaining about it? Well, I would just say there's a lot of attempts to control the weather by car boats, but I wouldn't say the Jews are doing it.

Wait, really? Who's controlling the weather? Do you think Muslims are doing it to make their women even less happy? There's real weather control going on, but I don't ascribe magical powers to Jews. Sorry, Doug, you

got no magical powers. I don't have magical powers. I don't either. I don't have them either. Who's controlling the weather, though? How do you control weather? Billions being spent a year to control it. It's on the news. Admit it.

Sheeting the clouds so it rains? They had a former CIA director, Brennan, like five years ago, go, oh, we got a treaty we're controlling the weather yeah they can major jack planet ain't that big bro you can like electromagnetic they got stuff they spray it is lost but the thing is they control it for a little while this is up and later like they don't control the weather okay why did chris hansen never find epstein's island oh yeah That's a fucking valid question.

This was the ultimate pedophile, Hunter. He got blown up. What does that mean, blown up? His car blew up. Wait, he's dead? He just asked to be on the show last week. What are you talking about? Chris Hansen.

Yeah. He's dead? He's dead? He wanted to be on this show? Yeah. Who's the guy? Who's the guy named something? I fact checkchecked.

I don't believe Chris Hansen is dead. Yeah. I don't think Chris Hansen's dead, Al. I don't remember now. Okay. Who was some guy's car blew up? Paul Walker. You think of Paul Walker?

Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious? Oh, my God. No. Joe Pesci from Casino. I'm not saying Chris Hansen's out. Listen, I drink a lot of fake vodka. Okay, I have more questions. Alex, I have more questions.

Okay. Is there any Bitcoin in Fort Knox? There's probably a lot. You think? They have a giant green alien at Fort Knox that shits Bitcoin. Like that? You're a comedian, buddy.

We're getting married right here. That's an applause break right there. You gotta wear this thing. Do you think the election was stolen from Biden? Yes It was stolen from Biden It was stolen from Biden

How is it stolen from Biden? Well Biden really won And then Trump, the fucking asshole racist That fucking white supremacist He fucking stole it. He stole the election. No, I saw him. Like Biden won and fucking asshole Trump came in.

And then just stole it. Took it right from him, right? He did. We're getting married. I like that you want to make it official. It's not just sex. It's honorable. He's an honorable man.

Yeah, you're a real Christian man. He's committed. I'll be the woman. That's no fun. Why does anyone have to be the woman? Oh, he just took a shot of that. Oh, what do we got going on over there? Japanese whiskey.

I've seen that before. You want some of that? Give, what we got going on over there? Japanese whiskey. I seen that before. You want some of that? Give me that whiskey. This is why you do it. Right here. That's why you do it. That's the best interview we've ever done. Some good stuff right there.

We gotta call Joe. That's the best interview we've ever done. That's some good stuff right there. Let's go. We got to call Joe. We got to call Joe. See if Joe answers. Tell him you're with Alex Jones and the guy who spread COVID to everybody on purpose. So you're calling him right now? He got to call. Joe, do you want your phone number? Oh, absolutely, Doug. What are you going to do right now? All right. This is a real test to see if he answers. He's not going to answer. Yeah, now? He got to come. He wants your phone number. Oh, absolutely, dog.

What are you going to do right now? Hold on. All right. This is a real test to see if he answers. Yeah, he ain't going to answer. That's Joe Rogan's new real number. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, we might have to edit this out. Joe, I need you. Maybe you call. He'll pick up. Joe. You should call.

Joe, fuck me in the ass. He's fucking. Wow. Wow. You want to FaceTime your buddy? You should call him Schultz Buck me in the ass He's fucking Wow Wow You want to FaceTime him buddy? I got unavailable This is gonna break the internet You want to FaceTime him? Yeah

Let's see if he answers I'll call him Let's see if you have more power I'll FaceTime him next I'll call him Alright we'll fire this phone up I'll tweet him Oh you turned your old phone off.

Yeah, I'm going to call him. Don't worry. Oh, that's right. You want to be very professional about this. Hold on. I have some more questions. Okay. These are important questions.

We have to get to the bottom of them. This is Dateline. This is Dateline. We're grilling Alex. Yeah. Okay. You got me now. Yeah.

We're going to- I'm Megan Kelly. I'm calling. Okay. This is important. Okay. This is important. Okay. This is a real serious question.

Let's be serious. Can we be serious right now? Okay. What is operation gay sex? I heard that operation. Mark, I made it up. No,

it was a real operation. No, this is the operation to make certain communist leaders look undesirable to their constituency. Have you ever heard of this one? This is from a Google search I did about CIA operations. No, I've not heard of that. No? They tried to make Saddam Hussein and

Osama Bin Laden as gay lookalikes for them, according to the Google. I want to learn more about this. This is very bizarre. That's bizarre. What is Stargate Project? I've heard of Stargate Project where you're supposedly jumping other dimensions

of the universes. I don't know if it's true. You don't believe in it? No, I just don't know if it's true. Because we're trying to get to those other dimensions with our technology and the reality is you can't. The truth is you only do it with DMT. Did you still want to FaceTime Joe or no? I'm going to try to call Joe?

Yeah, call Joe. That's why you turned the phone on. All right, let's see if he calls. Thanks for reminding me. Joe probably won't answer. He's going to get mad at me, actually. No. Why would he get mad at you?

Because we've been married for a long time. Have you ever taken ayahuasca? Ayahuasca. Have you ever taken ayahuasca? Ayahuasca? Have you ever taken ayahuasca? I've taken a lot of stuff. But not on record. You see a lot of shit, so what did you see on ayahuasca? I saw... What do you call Joe?

Okay. He's probably not going to answer. He has so many phone numbers, too. This is his number Alright here we go Let's do it Here we go Let's go

Okay FaceTime though I would love if he answered Wow Both of y'all This feels like blocked Yeah To some people dude

Okay Alex Before you get out of here Because we want to take Actually his phone never did that before It sounds like blocked. Yeah. To some people, dude. Okay, Alex, before you get out of here, because we want to take all your time. Actually, his phone never did that before. That's weird. Here, it's a... Why is it doing that? Maybe it's a new number. Oh, there you go. There you go.

That sounds more like it. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. Here it comes. Damn, Joe. I'm sorry. The person you were trying to reach. Damn. Dang. I'm sorry damn okay Alex before you get us

get us out of here before you get out of here Infowars.com Infowars.com Infowars.com what is the secret of the universe the secret I love how you drink this fake alcohol

it's easy to this fake alcohol. It's easy to drink fake alcohol, dude. Look right here, dude. No, drink it. If you say so, dude. Jeez, bro. Oh, he went double. That's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Oh. Oh, that's creepy. Have you ever thought about sacrificing children so you could speak to these interdimensional beings? Thought about it. Not saying you would do it.

Thought about it. I try to block them out constantly. Oh, they're trying to talk to you. And you're Joe Rogan to them. These devil worshippers constantly. I'm not trying to brag, but I definitely don't need to kill kids to get the transmission. Except Joe won't answer me. You saw that.

I'm like, I just killed like 25 children. I don't want to answer the phone. What does being a good moral person get you in touch with? Hmm. A lot of good stuff. Infinity, happiness, success, everything else.

It's just, it's a good thing. So why is it that these successful people don't just get in touch with that? So why is it that these successful people don't just get in touch with that? What? I think Hollywood creates a false paradigm. So that's success. What?

He's looking at you this time. I'm super drunk right now dude we finished a pot with Jameson together it's all fake you drink the right placebo there you go have a sip I'll wait till our wedding to drink Mark have a sip

our wedding what would your wedding be like if you're having an indian wedding because it would have to be indian he would be in a beautiful red gown he knows he knows a purple gown we would be together we're dancing together We were dancing together. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, hey, hey. Hi, hi. Hey, hey, hey.

And he would just be there like a little angel, like fleeting little wings like. He'd be flopping around like. And I would be like, oh, that would be. And I would just like. And he like pulls out a shotgun and puts it around. Oh, thank you. That's the wedding. He's like, oh, there's a shotgun and puts it in your mouth. Oh, thank you. That's the wedding.

You're like, oh, it's a shotgun. You're like, oh. And then fireworks blows out the back of your head. That's the secret. That's the secret? Suicide is the secret? No, no, no. He does it. He's like, I love you with a shotgun in your mouth.

He goes, pew. And then fireworks shoot out, a little butterflies go. Whoa. You got water there if you need it. You might need some vitamin D, buddy. Danny Glover. Oh, I've had some vitamin D.

Dude, I saw Danny Glover. Yeah. And I saw, I saw. Who, you did. And I saw... I saw... Who else did you see? What's that guy's name? Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.

You saw Clint Eastwood? We're going back around, baby. Get the fuck out of here. Welcome to the Flagrant 2 podcast. I was busy running out with the video I had. I was like, that's Clint Eastwood. I'm going to get out of here. How big was the camera?

A little bitty. A little bitty. It was like a little fanny pack. Oh. Anyways, let a little fanny pack. Oh. Anyways, let's just talk about this. Joe Rogan is secretly under that table right now. No, seriously. No, no.

Let me tell you. Let's think about it. He's right under that table. What's funny about that? Oh, my goodness. He came in here. He said, listen, as long as I can crawl under the table, I'm fine. Right under that table.

Right now for TV viewers. Joe Rogan is right there. Oh, my goodness. Blowing our whole secret. So is that like, is that suit you're wearing? Is that like a ninja outfit? I'm a ninja, dude. Full on ninja. I have a question for you though

who is your hero oh oh that's a good question there could be more than one teddy roosevelt oh teddy vacation roosevelt you want a piece of that big stick, don't you? Yeah. American. Teddy. But why Teddy? American victory. Like building America, freedom, everything else. Mmm.

Look at that. Are you drinking? I'm proud of you. You drink a lot of alcohol. Yeah, dude. Come on, man. It was all fake. Yeah, it's not even alcohol.

But still, if it was, it would be a lot. So Teddy Roosevelt. Well, he was an elitist, but he wanted to empower the people, make great national parks. Pissed off the Fed. Pissed off the Fed. Broke up the fucking big banks. Broke up the fucking monopolies.

So, you know, he's a big swing of dick. What do you make of the stimulus checks? You know, the average person, I won't pay for a month what they're doing. It's like, oh, I gave you this money after I locked you down. It's bullshit. You like that? So you think it's justification for locking people down.

But in reality, you'd rather people be able to work and make their own money. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, look at how big banks, big tech doubled their money last year. Everybody else went bankrupt. Oh, after a year, every six months you get a little check. Oh, you're so lucky. It's like grounding somebody. Like, you're lucky I'm giving you money.

Is the reason why Republicans want small government because they don't trust government? So they're like, I understand we have to have it, but just the least amount of it possible. Yeah, but I mean, it doesn't mean anything. Because the average Republican is a total whore anyways. Really? Oh my God.

Democrats, Republicans are all, they're just lawyers that are like up there like special interest all day kissing their ass. Like, I'll give you money for this. I'll give you money for that. That's all they do. So what do we do? Because I don't want to be the guys who just like sit around and like bitch and fucking moan all we do. So what do we do? Because I don't want to be the guys who just sit around and bitch and fucking moan and cry. What do we do? What is the actionable item?

How do we make a change that you think is positive? I think we end internet censorship. Okay. I think we restore local government. And I think we cut all the foreign aid. That's what we should do first. Cut the foreign aid. Wow. But I thought the foreign aid. That's what we should do first. Cut the foreign aid. Wow.

But I thought the foreign aid benefits us in a way. Yeah, but it does, but it's still special interest. I hear what you're saying on that, but I think Brennan was on that podcast. You sent me. He was on DAX, and he was like, when we give these countries money, we're not doing it because we're like,

hey, here's some money. It's like, if they don't stop this warring faction, then that could head into this other place. Yeah, but they'll fund the warring faction for the excuse to do it. It's bullshit. Really? So you think it's better to just cut the...

The dollar is dying because it's tied to the politics of America. Instead of? If we just made it non-political, it would still be there. We're going to lose the dollar because it's political. But I thought the dollar is tied to oil. I thought that's what kissinger set up the whole petrodollar thing

yeah that's the whole uh bretton woods agreement but that's all ending i mean you asked me about you asked me about bitcoin i am all for new currencies i'm all for new systems i want to have a thousand ways of buy money putting something I go do something. I don't want to be controlled by this. But instead we live in this world of censorship and then we're told that we don't have any speech with our money and it's all bad.

Okay, well if you have to leave us right now, Alex wants to ask you a question before you do. You can tell I'm drunk. I think we're all drunk i mean it's fake though it's not real but like if it was nothing yeah alex how do you feel about reparations oh oh shit you know you can say like here's the problem two percent of people in america had family that was alive when black people were slaves in america so it becomes like a corporate

thing like this all fight with each other i'm for reparations for everybody when it's all corporate tyranny and manipulation of digits and things so here's the deal if we could pay reparations once and get it done and stop racial division i'll be all for it but they're not trying to end racial division they're trying to intensify racial division. So there's unlimited money. So great, okay. If everybody that has family they can prove was a slave to the United States, a million dollars. I'd say

it's all digital. Give them the money. It'll just go back to the economy. But they don't do it. It's not going to do that because they're not doing it to end stuff. They're doing it to keep the problem going. So there's unlimited money. Shit. I mean, we can build. Here's the thing about humans.

You think we just build aircraft carriers and nuclear reactors? We can do anything now. So they want to make it about, oh, what are we going to give you? Oh, we're this group. We're going to give you something because you got fucked over. That group trying to give you something wants to run you. So I'm just saying, give everybody everything. I'm telling i'm telling you it's unlimited man humans can do anything so this is

interesting like what about the idea and this is why i'm actually really black people are very conspiratorial very and they're biggest listeners but they should be wait they're your biggest listeners yeah overall if you look at any demographic, yeah, about a third of our audience is African-American. Seriously? And then only like 50% of that, yeah. But that makes sense to me, because if you look at who the victims of government conspiracy are, black people, right?

Yeah. You even brought it up. I think I was listening to you on a podcast. You were talking about the Tuskegee experiment. So black people are very skeptical, not only of vaccines, but of government in general, because they've been on the shit end of,

and it's not some virtual thing. I'm against you being tested on dude, whatever they do to anybody, they're good to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess what I'm wondering is like the,

the reparations thing. It, what's interesting to me is as payback for the treatment post-slavery right like the red line that's almost worse like you could argue that that's stifled if the reparations didn't come from regular people how about from goldman sachs or jp morgan talk to like like if they said oh bank of england we're gonna pay black people back i'd be all for it but like well like some average dude. Imagine being some white dude that works at a restaurant.

He can barely pay his bill. He's divorced. He's got to pay the state this money for whatever. Now he's got to increase taxes so he could pay back somebody else. He's going to be pissed off. And he's hearing like, I'm going to give black people money? That's bullshit. But if you said, hey,

IBM, you ran the Nazis, you're going to pay money. I don't think that poor white guy would be upset. I don't think that poor white guy would be upset at all. They'd be like, yeah, pay them, motherfuckers. Jews on board. It got big because of us. IBM and the Holocaust. You were right about that. Yeah, so hit who did it.

Tell them, Truffle. If people are like, hit who did it, but the media's like, oh, we're going to make some white dude, like, is a lifeguard pay money. The person's like, fuck this. I'm trying to make them a racist. But if you actually hit who, no, seriously, some dude that works in a jewelry store or a guy that works in an auto parts store,

they're like, I'm white, so I got to pay some things. They're like, fuck that. No, but if you actually hit the companies that did it. That profited off of it. And that actually increases racial division if you do, because the white guy that things. They're like, fuck that. I'm not paying you. No, but if you actually hit the companies that did it. That profited off of it. I'm all for it. And that actually increases racial division if you do. Because the white guy that's a mechanic is like, I got to pay black people money. Exactly.

And the lifeguard, he's already saving. He's like, fix some black lady's car. He's here like, he's fucking this black lady over. But meanwhile, IBM and Bill Gates and the Globals did it. Make them pay. That's a great idea. I'm all for it. So reparations should be paid by the people that profited off of the enslavement of black people.

Or the- I'm fully on board with that. I said kill them. Interesting. I'm serious. Like, I don't give a fuck about these people, man. Yeah. Another piece of shit.

I'm just saying, like, I want everybody to be successful, man. Or have the opportunity to be successful. Yeah. One more question. So you- Al's all in, dude. Yeah. Because I've gotten a little bit

of a sense of you're very charismatic and um you you seem like you just want people to be positive and you don't like to see racial divide and shit like that but a lot of your audience is very conservative and some are like they can come across as racist like do you ever speak out like against your audience that is about that? I don't see that. When you reach hundreds of millions of people, you're going to have bad people listen.

Here's what I learned. As soon as you try to stop what they're doing, it gives them power. I'm promoting freedom. So as soon as I'm on the left and with the detractors and with the racists. So there's the racists, there's detractors, there's the media, and then there's other, there's all these groups.

Yeah. As soon as you, like, go, hey, I want to fix stuff. I want to do an assessment. They go, oh, my God, you did this and that. It's all BS. So as soon as you try to like say i'm doing that they just attack you so i don't know how to describe it it's like a because i don't i mean obviously we're gonna kill each other we keep doing this the planet's gonna blow up it's a little big planet

and so you ask that question it's a really good question but i don't even think about who the groups are or who their names are um it's just it's just bigger than everybody man how convinced yeah bro thank you so much right now i'm so bad but thank you so much for coming man we really appreciate that was a powerful podcast dude it's so much fun you are uh you are wildly charismatic yeah you guys are charismatic. Infowars.com. Infowars.com. Go check out Alex on all of his platforms.

Where can people see you anymore, Ken? Only place to find us is BannedOutVideo and Infowars.com. We're like in our own world. It's big. But you can't. It's pro-human. We don't care if you're black, white, old, young. We love freedom. We love you.

We don't give a shit about any of the bullshit. No YouTube, no anyone. No, we got our own platforms. Did you get bigger when you got banned? I don't know. No, man. We had like billions of views every month. Yeah.

It was like crazy. That's why they came after us. But no, our hardcore listeners are great. I don't care about being big i just want to be real like i'm like literally when everybody do good i'm not gonna see anybody i don't care everybody great we can do anything last question you know how charismatic you are. No, you are. No, you are. No, you are. Do you feel that you can say anything because you know that you can charm your way out of it? No. No, I've had my ass beat over that. Did you ever think that?

No, I never did. I never knew how big I was. Let me tell you, I didn't know 10 years ago. We were like huge, man. I didn't know. And like they'd spin everything I said. I would just joke around. They'd go, Jones said this. Like, you know, I'm like, I didn't know yeah and like they'd spin everything i say i would just joke around they go jones said this like you know i'm like i didn't say that uh so now my problem is i got to be careful i say because it's it's crazy yeah we can tell yeah we can tell through this pot

very careful and calculated alex yes it's been very calculated no but it's been like i won't i mean i don't say a lot of stuff because i can't say it yeah like they spit it if i say what somebody else said they'll cut that out and say i said that yeah like if i like quote hitler they'll go jones jones said this yeah if i quote stalin they go jones said this yeah those are odd people to be quoting but i see what you're saying yeah i see what you're saying no i should be no no no those are good those are bad people they should be on quote right right yeah yeah i think what gets frustrating you ever said my lab again dog come on i think what gets frustrating is knowing that when you get taken out of context you get the highest penalty that the law can provide and that when your contemporaries

get taken out of context that doesn't happen to them that must be frustrating it is because i still can't control myself but i'm like i should say crazy shit they go jones says this it's like all they don't just take one thing. They take this, they do that, they do this. I didn't say that. But you make it easy. You make it easy. You do make it easy. No, but I go like, I love Bill Gates. I love Hitler. I don't actually love Hitler.

It's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All you were saying is they don't even understand the sarcasm. No, it's... You know what? That's why the gay jokes are so funny. Because we know it's sarcastic. And that proves you are a comedian. Exactly. But if you say some

wild shit, there's nothing. You're like, yeah, Bill Gates has babies in his closet. People are like, oh shit, does he? As a news guy, or as somebody who infowars.com, it can't be dangerous because it comes across as info. You know what sounds really funny? This is like a really funny thing. Like, dude, this pizza place is a pedophile like that is hilarious what do you guys know in

austin soon we're coming on info wars when we come we're gonna get jet boats okay this all sounds great lake travis i'm not gonna survive you know about like travis yeah dude we're gonna be jet boats 200 miles an hour jo Joe Rogan's going to be there. Perfect. You know about Joe. Interdimensional being, dude. No, he's a great guy. All right, guys.

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That's forever the Alex Jones share. We've been trying not to talk to each other after the interview because we want to save these reactions. But I think the reaction we all had is that guy was unbelievably charismatic. Unreal. So, Al, you came in here skeptical. One over? Yeah, sort of. Based on the information you have now you could go read something that

he said that was super fucked up and then maybe you could be swayed but like person to person interaction him as a man we all know i didn't i wasn't fully comfortable with this but i was like all right it's good content look pretty i'm not above selling out immediately when i saw him him as a man i was like all right you know what's interesting also? He was shorter than I thought. And I think he might even be shorter than me, maybe. And I found that disarming. Stop it. Stop it.

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And he was like, yeah. And I wish that too. Like if we just viewed him as this really interesting, hyperbolic human being, maybe he'd have a much better, much more fair shake in the media. But because people are looking at what he says and looking at every single thing as fact, if you took everything he said here as fact, that's a crazy motherfucker.

Oh, yeah. I couldn't even follow. I would zone out halfway through so much shit. I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I wasn't even talking about that. You'd be his wife, bro. That guy was trying to marry you. That's the most real thing he said.

He kept looking at me. I was like how what's going on are we still kidding i think if you look at him as a comedian though all jokes aside is like oh this guy's funny if he's he's like a perfect part of this podcast if he was a comic that was really into conspiracy shit you'd be like oh this is the funniest guy on the planet he's so funny yeah the only issue is that he just presents himself as truth like what i was saying what we brought up to him is like info wars i just want to be real like i truly is that he just presents himself as truth like what we brought up to him is like info wars i just want to be real like i truly think that he feels that but i think that

there's a disconnect with how he presents himself and how he truly operates and both are fine but they're just incongruent well to be honest what he says is funnier when you believe he believes it if you know everything he's saying dude being a comedian is the hardest thing in the world to be funny because once you say i'm the funny, everything you say that's funny becomes a little less funny. When you're like, I'm the serious guy, if you say anything funny, it's like, oh, my God, that was absolutely hilarious. You're serious. Why are you being funny? So it lowers the bar for what could be funny.

But he's funny enough to have a high bar. I think so. He could say, I'm the comedian guy, and then say the crazy shit. Prince Charles lives in Dracula. Dracula's house. Not as funny. If I know he just comes in and just says whatever, it's not as funny. You'd think. But if he's giving you news.

I think he still pulls it off. I think he could pull it off. To me, I think he believes this shit. Yeah. But the bigger problem is that it's like if he was a comedian, no one's going after hearing your bit and acting on the things that you're saying. I'm just curious why you're talking. I have no clue

why you're talking right now. I'm going to be off camera the whole time. I have no clue, dude. Okay, no, I'm just joking, Truffle. You know Truffle's famous now, right? Some guys noticed the Truffle. While he was on a date. Oh, shit. The truffle has

fans, dude, and they called him the truffle. Did they not? No, that is your name. As long as it's a truffle dog, not a truffle pig, which was rooted in... That's what actually hunt truffles, for everyone listening. It's not pigs. Were you won over?

In this, I'm not going to defend him for anything he's done or if he... No, no. Just take this moment in and of itself. That's why I'm on camera right now. I was like, oh, it's kind of funny and kind of true. Person to person. The IBM and the Holocaust bit is actually

factual. I'm going to make a movie on that too. But that's how IBM even got propped up. They helped the counting machines that counted the Jews in the Holocaust. You need a machine for that? It was international business machines, but they were computers. So they're old versions of computers,

and that's how they were so effective at counting and doing the final solution. So you're saying because of the Holocaust, we got not only computers, but we went to the moon and like, hmm. Wow. I'm a bigger fan of Alex in here. Hey, we haven't been back, right?

You know why? Never again. Never again. Never again. Mark, you are probably of us the most conspiratorial. Mark asked for an individual picture. Yeah, I've never seen him do that with a guest. Like, never once. He was like, hey, come in here real quick.

Like, I saw him separate Alex from us to get the picture. You're by far the most conspiratorial. Be honest. I mean, I like conspiracies. I'm not branding you. I'm just saying you are interested in it. You know the most about it. You don't become a certain person when I say this, but you have the most curiosity.

Yeah, I'm the most curious about conspiracies. There it is. Maybe you don't believe them all person when i say this but you have the most curiosity that's true yeah i'm the most curious about conspiracy there it is yeah you maybe don't believe them all but you have a curiosity sure what was that like for you and do you yeah what was your initial reaction yeah it was cool like i've known and like listened to alex jones on and off for a while and like i didn't really i was never like a diehard fan listening to his whole show but like i've heard like the snippets on youtube when i was a kid and i thought he was really fun and like really engaging then and i still think he's engaging now but like i said before i just wish that i don't know as someone that thinks conspiracies are interesting and i think there's a lot of truth to specific conspiracies sometimes his wildness and ability to just like blow up the conspiracies without using any nuance

often can discredit all undermines and so as someone that's like oh yeah the epstein stuff is really interesting and should be investigated and looked at and these hillary emails are really strange and should be given actual credence sometimes when people come on with uh just like so much like energy and like they're so inaccurate or like unprecise in their language it can oftentimes i tried to touch on that with a pullback by 30 whatever the percent is it's arbitrary but like if he pulled back and like hammered one thing and really fucking knew it, because you always say one thing that's not true at least, and you're like, I don't have to listen to any of this.

Well, there's truth to so much of what he says. Yes, there's undeniable truth. But then he has a theoretical cause to that thing. So this thing is true, and the reason this is true, and the reason why this exists is because of this other thing. And then we don't know if that's the truth. I wonder if that's what

actually protects him. Like, if you were to hit on these things that are real and could incriminate these people in power and just say those things and report on those things

to millions of people, you don't think they would have gotten his ass out of here by now? Now, I don't know if this is his decision but if he is a wild boy so he's going to talk about the prince living in draco's castle but also going to expose pedophiles maybe the powers that be that would usually get somebody out of here like this are like he says so much wrong shit they're not going to take his right

shit that right let's let what he says exist in conspiracy territory because it actually is better for us to be labeled a conspiracy instead of news so maybe his wildness in a weird way is like his cocoon it like protects him from the powers that be actually marking that dude right so perhaps it protects him but at the cost of general conspiracy investigation at large and that's again the issue with info wars that's where i think both of us are like yo just if he's a comedian holy fuck even if we think he believes it or even if he does believe it but he's doing it as like hey i'm a comedian who believes some crazy shit but i'm a comedian yeah it's just a different thing yeah even the interdimensional stuff like i don't know why i

was buying it i was like yeah and that is how you talk to them you gotta feed i couldn't even like i was zoning out i don't know i i i try whenever i hear conspiracies i go let me assume these things are true like i'm not going through it like i'm gonna rip apart and shred every argument i'm going let me assume these things are true let Let's see if it adds up. And if there's a massive gap, then maybe I just don't connect. That's the thing. It's like a logic thing where the theory is valid but it's not sound. You know what I mean? It's logical. All the pieces add up.

In the way of a fictional book, there's no loopholes in a great fictional book. However, the book, in its premise, is fiction. Well said. And so if the premises are true, then of course the theory holds up. But that's the thing that we're disputing that oftentimes doesn't get touched on. Yeah. Yeah.

It was fun. But it was cool to talk to him because you see how a guy gets that popular. And they don't get that popular simply by saying bullshit. They get that popular by being wildly charismatic and also maybe saying some things that are bullshit. And also being a hard worker. I'll give that to him. He's been in the game for two decades, broadcasting four hours a day for years and years. And probably digesting an absurd amount of information.

Yeah. But it was a cool experience. It was a cool experience. And if you're watching and you're listening to the podcast and you're like, wow, I was entertained by that guy. Yeah, that's how you get that famous. That's how you become a voice. that famous that's how you become a voice i mean some people might consider him some sort of like informational terrorist but also he's an undeniable voice for the last maybe two or three decades

right i like the fact that he kept coming back to positivity and non-racial shit like yeah he i can see that's actually a cornerstone in how he looks at the world interesting and i like that yeah because that's kind of how i look at the world right at the end of the day i just want people to be positive let's all love each other and let's start with this racial divide and like even though he says the wildest shit it still kind of comes back to at the end of the day i just want everybody to be happy and be good i think he's got a good heart yeah i do think i thought some of that i don't i think he believes. I thought some of that he was saying is like a blanket or like a cover. It could be.

At the end of the day, I just want people to be good people. So now when you say wild shit, it's like, yeah, but at the end of the day, just be good people. So that's kind of how I took it, but I don't think he doesn't believe that. Yeah, I hate Bill Gates, but be good people, yeah. But if you also look at what he's calling out, it's bad people. Yeah. Or so he believes. Or so he believes. Fair enough. Which is calling out it's bad people yeah yeah or so he believes so he believes fair

enough which is important allegedly bad right yeah i was like he's gonna come after israel masada i'm like motherfuckers oh no it's above them all right but also a little part of you is like wait someone's above us um yeah man just what i don't know i thought it was a really cool experience that's the that's the only tricky thing is the charisma because it's that same charisma that gets people sucked in and they like him so much they believe everything he says and that's where it's dangerous i was so impressed and he got what we were doing right away that we were having fun we're being fun yeah and that's the trick with if you're not smart and if you're not funny yeah you don't or charismatic you don't get it before when i was outside i was like listen this is we're not doing a gotcha podcast right

like we have fun on this podcast we are flagrant you're a flagrant ass dude like we're here to have fun right because i just didn't want him to come in defensive especially when we started that was my fear i didn't know i was like how do you approach because like i don't want to call him on shit i know he's gonna be so good at arguing i'm not gonna win but i thought that we were fair like yeah even when it came to like the sandy hook thing like i thought that we were like yo like you fucked up yeah and then he was like well i half fucked up no no yeah you full fucked up yeah you own that yeah okay we can continue to move on right i just wonder what happens to reality when you exist in a world where you believe so many things and they kind of end up

being true that are surreal or partial truths epstein having like a pedophile ring isn't a partial truth right it's real right and like he's protected by all these powerful people that's real so once you start believing that that could happen right what are the other things you gotta be addictive too right it's like think of the high you got when you're right about an epstein pedophile ring and now i'm chasing the next great truth right yeah connect you with interdimensional beings? That's yet to be determined. Exactly.

Dude, if you're believing in interdimensional beings, like crisis actors, that's a hard word for me to say, Drew. Crisis actors don't seem like the craziest thing you believed that day. Like I'm trying to wrap my head around it because I think for most people, it is the most preposterous and evil thing to believe. So I'm trying to wrap my head around it because i think for most people it is the most preposterous and like evil thing to believe so i'm trying to go how could you subject yourself

to that line of logic and like once you see all the other stuff that he 100 believes you're like oh i could see how people could be so cruel to believe it that's why i wish he answered my question like he sees this stuff on a daily basis so i was so curious what does he see when he's on ayahuasca where he's like that's how they tap into uh removing the veil from your brain and seeing all that extra shit like what do you see then i bet you don't do ayahuasca no he said he did he said he tried it he said i've done a lot of shit so it wasn't a clear answer yeah it's a non-answer now i'm a little skeptical of motherfuckers that do ayahuasca you know what you're trying to get in touch with it fam so now real it's i wanted to do it for that same reason

because people say it's like an out-of-body experience like you see yourself you're outside of your body looking at yourself and you see like the universe and answers questions about the universe in ways that we just can't understand so so i guess i wonder now like people that are listening how should they approach alex jones and like how if they're interested in listening to him should they jump in like what's the healthiest way to approach i approach alex jones in the same way that i approach a comic where i go this is an interesting premise there's some truth to the premise or the feeling behind the premise. But, and I might research it and kind of look into it,

but at the same time, I'm not taking it for face value as this is fact. So that's how I kind of look at a guy like that. Like if he tells me 9-11 is an inside job, I'm like, okay, let me look into it and see what it is. But I'm not going, it's 100% fact. So I don't know, that's just how I go how about you guys yeah i don't know i feel like he's i would like him best on something like this where it's like all right we're not trying to be serious and then you can just see the light side of him which is like kind of fun or whatever but if it's info wars and these

are facts my brain checks out quickly and maybe it's like a defense mechanism where i'm afraid like i won't be smart enough to follow or something but usually the second i'm like kind of like oh i detect a little i'm out yeah my brain just shuts off and it might be my own insecurity being like well who knows what's gonna happen you're so but like that's how i look put him off later in two he's great we're having fun he's light-hearted gay jokes which is hilarious for somebody that fucking texan you know what i mean right kept going and dove what do you think man in this context it works him behind an infowars desk a news desk yeah yeah that means that people he's giving they're receiving and you got to take and absorb and then have you seen him like cut to them out

of nowhere in these ads and just i mean he knows how to keep the train moving oh he's great at it so um yeah i'm curious what the listeners think i'm sure there's some people would be upset i'm sure there's some people to be won over i'm sure there are some people who just be completely entertained but it's like neutral but uh yeah i would i would obviously have him back it's hard for me to see yeah without the reaction and like i'm sure there's people out there that know way more the things that he said that are uh horrendous you know like i don't really know a lot about alex jones outside of maybe joe rogan uh appearances so based on my interaction with him he's a fucking fun hang dude he's a fun hang i don't know what else to tell you outside of that he's that's

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