Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Alien Hearing Fake, Yeonmi Park Lying, & Spence vs Crawford Saved Boxing

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

WHATS GOOD PEOPLE, its tuesday so we gotta get into it. Are aliens confirmed? Is Yeonmi embellishing her story? Is boxing officially saved? INDULGE! 00:00 Aliens only gonna visit the best 04:08 Aliens created the BBL 08:02 How can you question Yeonmi Park??? 11:18 Let’s start a Refugee Think Tank 16:28 Sam Smith copied Andrew’s sharp swag 19:00 Mark is a bit of a singer 24:30 Alien believers never seen one + Chinese drones 27:00 Aliens mated with us all 33:19 Grusch is a patsy + Crash landing + British royalty are all German 36:31 RFK Jr joins us in the studio 41:37 Obama’s Chef + Southerners mispronounce everything 49:34 How’d you take out someone? Chef taste tested Obama’s food 57:31 SPORTS PODCAST: Incredible weekend for fights 01:01:00 UFC delivers constant, engaging fights 01:03:31 Casual White fans shifted to UFC 01:05:02 Bud Crawford’s balance is ELITE 01:10:51 Eminem co-sign is rare 01:12:25 Incredible UFC Card - Poirier’s Louisiana Shell 01:15:26 Poatan’s wrestling defense was impressive 01:26:08 Mbappe Saudi deal + Feelings No Facts Champs League 01:38:08 Flagrant pulling up to KSI v Tommy Fury 01:40:02 Jake Paul v AlexxMedia incoming 01:42:40 Mark would go to Saudi 01:45:05 Ariana Grande = Wicked Witch + Mark HATING 01:54:19 Straight guy in Ballet + Theater is cleaning up 01:57:38 Manspreading + Alpha male + Do your thang, boy 02:00:39 Cardi B temporary insanity + positive feedback for throwing stuff 02:03:55 Drake’s show production is INCREDIBLE + rap along 02:09:45 Alexx at Beyonce’s show + we’re all Swifties

What's up everybody? Especially those of you outside of the United States of America criticizing our UFO trials. I see a lot of memes being posted by you. Wait, are people talking shit? Yeah, they're talking shit. Oh, look at all the UFO sightings in the last hundred years. They're all in America.

Why would they go to you? That's a great point. What reason do they have to go to you? Oh, fish and chips maybe? Oh, that must be fun. I really doubt it. Watch the changing of the guard. Oh, do they have to go to you? It's a great point. Oh, fish and chips, maybe? Oh, that must be fun. I really doubt it. Watch the changing of the guard. Oh, do they think they're like cricket?

Oh, I can't wait to do it. Yeah. I'll go look at the shit that we built in Greece thousands of years ago. Y'all didn't even build it. The aliens came down and helped you. And now look what you did. Fucked it all up. Mm-hmm.

They out here with the new generation. Yep. That's why they fucking with us. I'm tired of these jealous pieces of shit posting the same fucking meme. Yo, think of aliens, Egypt, that's basically

the empire of the time. Exactly. Greece, empire of the time. Yes. They're coming to the empires of the time. This is the empire of the time.

If you visit America, you're visiting New York and not visiting fucking Des Moines. Thank you. They know what y'all look like and it's boring over there. They know what y'all look like

and it's boring over there. Thank you. It's fun for us. Yeah, we go over there. Take a picture at'all look like, and it's boring over there. Thank you. It's fun for us. Yeah, we go over there. Take a picture at the Acropolis. Yeah. Okay? Go visit Rome.

Coliseum, amazing. That's old shit. They want new, new. So what are they about to build here? They want to try an electric car. They want to try air conditioning in the summer. Europeans don't know what that means. They want to try a Krona.

They want to try a Coca-Cola with ice. It's 95 degrees out. That's a great point. Why don't we put we put some IQ in a motherfucking Coca-Cola? I didn't pronounce ice well that time, but I did my best. You said British, actually. I did say IQ. They just want to try 21st century shit. We're in the 21st century, right?

Okay, let's do it. I think so, yeah. Now, that being said, that UFO trial is complete bullshit. It's complete fugazi bullshit. But if you're not from America, shut your mouth. Aliens are not interested in you and your shenanigans. Okay? That don't mean it didn't happen just because these three are full of shit. Exactly.

What, y'all got a windmill? We gonna go look at windmills in the Netherlands? You think aliens are gonna travel light years away to see a windmill? Getting a UFO over to see that tiny-ass car you putter around with? What is this? It's a mockery. Yeah, I'm going to go see a Vespa. It's a mockery.

They're making a mockery. It's a mockery of humanity. They're making a mockery of all the technology that the aliens have bestowed on us. What are we doing with it? Flashlights? You know what I mean? Soul suckers, dude. Soul suckers, bro.

That's what we're doing. I'm going to abduct my dick, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Beam me up, Scotty. Beam me up. You know? What else we got that they don't have in Europe? Son, you said it, but central air is the greatest shit in the history of the world. That's why I said, what else?

Specifically because I already said it. But let's emphasize it. You don't need to keep saying it. What else? What else we got? What else do we got? God damn, bro. We got everything.

Final Cut Pro. We even got the shitty stuff in other places. What? We got Latinas. We got Latinas shaking ass. You know they're here for the Latinas. Shaking ass. I mean.

That's true. Aliens, what are they going to do? They going to go to fucking Great Britain, see some freckled bitch with teeth in every direction? They don't want that. They don't even got teeth where they from. They don't want that. They going to go there and see some jagged tooth Welsh bitch? Do you think that's what the fucking alien wants to see? No.

Nah. No, bro. They're coming to America. How is it traveling 400 light years? 400? 400 light years. And you say,

hi there. Hi, welcome to my brain. The guy's like, dude, there's intelligent life. If you go down that way, there's a blue planet. There's intelligent life there. And then you get to Wales

and you're like, nothing, bro. Maybe not too intelligent. Not anything. They don't even abduct them bro yeah no no they make a left yeah dude they hit europe and make a this is how bad it is they take cows before they take them if i had a bam bam bam i would hit that points dude bam bam bam do i not get any points you get fucking points for that that's 100 points right there

i'm just saying dude that's why they're not interested in you guys. They're not interested. Do you know where aliens did go? Actually, quite recently? Where? Brazil. Oh, yeah. In the 80s, right?

Yeah, the Virginia incident. Exactly. 1986, they started naring pussy hair off of them Brazilian bitches. And them aliens hit the spot quick. They created the BBLs, bro. They created the Brazilian butt lift. Say it with your chest. Say it with your chest. Oh, my God.

They bring the technology that we need. Come on, dog. They bring the technology that we need. Yeah. They bring a Brazilian butt lift to Northern Ireland. Bro. Do you know what I mean? Do you think they took that home, though?

You think the aliens got BBLs now? Oh, absolutely. Bro! They had BBLs. They gave them to us. They got the lips. They got titties now, bro. Aliens, bro.

That was the exchange? Bro, of course. They're going to learn some stuff from us. We're going to learn some stuff from them. They're going to accentuate everything that we have. Yeah. You know? They're going to accentuate everything we have.

They went to Brazil, bro. Where else did they go? Shit. I mean, a lot of South America. A lot of South America. Latinas, bro. You said it. That's what I'm saying.

If I was an alien, you said it. Thank you. You wouldn't want to go to India if you were an alien? Bro, if you're an alien and you go to China and you just look like everyone else there, is there any point of it? No, see, that's too far. Is there any? Like, you're going to travel 400 light years

to just be with the fam? Like is there, just to be with the fam? Just to fit in? That's what you think that they're going to do? To be in traffic, to sit in bicycle traffic?

You're going to travel 400 light years to sit in bicycle traffic? Is that what y'all would want to do with that time? It's not birthright. Do you know what I mean?

Exactly! They're not going home. They're not going home, bro. What are you doing, bro? You're going to travel all the way there to walk up a thousand stair staircase? That's what you want to do? Oh, look at this wall. You want to see the Apple corporate office or where they're building the iPhones?

Thank you. Thank you. Take me to the Apple corporate office that looks a lot like, that looks a lot like a motherfucking spaceship. A motherfucking spaceship. That's all I'm trying to say. I see you're jealous. I see you out there with your memes trying to talk shit like we crazy. We are.

But it makes sense. It makes sense. They would not come to y'all. Y'all living in the past. Do some new shit. Europe, do some new shit. It's getting old. It's getting old. How much new-new

have we seen come out of Europe lately? Nothing, bro. Even the sports they play, all this fuck. Invent a sport, bro. Tennis. Golf. Invent a sport. Oh! Invent a sport at least. How many sports we invented? American football. The best football. Paddle. Baseball. Football. Paddle. Pickleball. Spikeball.

Spikeball. Who did paddle? Spain. No, no, no. Pickleball. Spikeball. Spikeball. Who did paddle? Spain. No, no, no, no. You think Spain did that? They did. Bro, they not white though. You know what I mean?

Spanish ain't white. You know what I'm talking about. Spanish ain't white, bro. We got to just call it what it is. They're more Moroccan. They really, if you really look at Spain, Spain is really Africa. Moors. Yep. Moors.

Mm-hmm. 100%. Spain is Africa. They look like Spanish guitars, bro. Damn. I think the aliens might have went there, bro. If I'm an alien? Yep.

I might check it out. Bro, some of these aliens are kind of stacked, bro. Oh, my God. That's what they got from us, bro. Oh, my God. Them titties. That looks like. That crazy one in the dog. Yeah. Yo, don't Oh my god. That's what they got from us, bro. Oh my god. And titties. That crazy one in the dog? Yo, don't finish that motherfucking

sentence out! Do not finish that motherfucking sentence out! What'd he say? Say it, bro. Say it. That looked like it escaped out of North Korea. That's another thing. Or did it. That's another thing. That looked just like him, bro. That's another thing Or did it That's another thing That looked just like him

That's another thing How did you know that? How did you know that? That is great Because I thought about it Because he saw it Because I see it He see the vision

I see it Hold on, hold on Which one? I think we know which one That one? That one? Also, also It's come to my attention

That some people Are questioning The validity Of Yomi Park's story. Yeah. The audacity. This is crazy. It's a lunacy. How on earth could you question whether a woman ate rats to survive as a child? How on earth could you question whether a woman's mother was sold to a retarded farmer in China?

How on earth could you question whether these things are real? Like, what do you think happened? Do you think that, like, a right-wing think tank might have saw her story and used her as a pawn to get out their ideas with zero scrutiny? Of course not. That's insane! They wouldn't say that about Yomi Park, friend of the show. Why would they say that? They would never say that!

That's the heavy queen. You better watch your fucking mouth. Absolutely. Everything about her is real, bro. Every single thing about that woman is real. That's what I'm saying. You've got to be crazy. What are these guys thinking?

It takes a lot of balls, dude. It takes a lot of audacity. Yeah, dude. To question this woman's story. I know. Fucking libs, bro. Dude, these fucking libs. It might be Kim Jong-un, bro. Say what?

It might be Kim Jong-un. What about it? He might be the one planting the seeds. He might be the one pushing the story. Oh, that's just not real. He's like, oh, she didn't escape. Yeah. She's from Massachusetts.

Oh. Falling for North Korean propaganda. Make it make sense to me because I'm missing it. Because he's going to feel bad. He's got to fight a PR battle because North Korea is looking bad. So he's like, you know what? Her story's fake. And the first people to buy up the North Korean propaganda

are always the libs. Love communism. They should go to North Korea. They love it there. Yes, they do, man. They should go there, bro. I can't believe that they would question the 100% accuracy of her story. I don't see even a little bit of wiggle room in any of the things that she's ever said. Like when she said that they have to push the trains to make them go, duh.

How else would trains go? Of course you're going to have malnourished North Korean children pushing a gigantic fucking train to make it move. Of course. Right? There's no other way it could happen. Yes. Right or wrong? I've never been in North Korea, dude.

I don't know. I assume people are getting executed in the streets. That's what she told me. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah. India could use that so we get off the top of that motherfucker. You know what I mean? Less death risk.

If you guys were pushing it instead of fucking on the top of it, that would be way better. That would be way better. Safer. 100%. All I'm trying to say is nobody would question that about India. Nobody.

But these fucking libs, man. These fucking spineless libs questioning a hero's journey, dude? A hero like Yomi Park, bro? Yeah, what's wrong? I mean, what are they going to do next? Say slavery wasn't that bad? Yeah, right?

Are they going to like read Harriet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin and be like, hey, this isn't what it was like. This is an exaggerated version. Yeah, dude. I mean, nobody in history would do that, right? Nobody in history when Uncle Tom'sadden came out, was like, Harriet's exaggerating. Why don't we interview some slaves and see what they say? Yeah.

That never happened, right? It could never. I believe you. I don't know, but I believe you. Corsic never happened. We got to start a think tank, dude. Think tanks are far. Yes, and then hire what?

Anyone, right? Newfound refugees that match up with our ideals? Yes. Who would do that? I don't know, but it is a good idea. It is. We should do that for something. And why would they take the money?

Because they have no opportunity, education, or ability to do anything in life, and maybe they just need to survive? Do you think that's a possible reason why they might take the money? I doubt it, but- It's probably not. If we were to do it, I bet you we could find a couple, promote the podcast through them or something. Break the whole thing down. How would you, give me your whole thing.

We're on the side. Let's say someone came from a third world country, right? They're fleeing some type of war, there's some type of poverty, they get over here somehow. Unbelievable conditions that they came from. Yeah, exactly. We hire a think tank of us. Okay. Okay, and we get as many refugees as we can. And we basically tell them, hey, promote our podcast. Anytime someone brings it up

to you like, hey, what do you love? Just be like flagrant, I love it. And then nobody can ever question them because they came from such a horrible situation. Exactly. So when people are like, my God, that podcast is so offensive. They'll be like, how dare you tell me what offensive is? I come from a place where people are really offensive. That's genius! Number one podcast of refugees.

Oh my god, that's a fucking... You're saying that people might have done this? No, I'm saying no one's done it. We're the first. This is an original idea. We're going to be breaking ground. I'm so deep into this bit, I don't know what's... I truly have no clue.

I think aliens are real. I got lost and came back. I got lost, came back, got lost again. I don't know if we're the good guys or the bad guys. But I know the libs are bad. I know those fucking libs are bad. I'm back, right? I know those fucking libs, dude.

We got to own those libs, dude. Want to react to this? Come react to that get triggered by that you know what I mean oh my god they're so triggered they're so triggered

all the time dude thank god we're never triggered by anything except the things that trigger us and those are okay to be triggered by

and those are okay to be triggered by because fucking God said so or whoever else Ron DeSantis because God or Ron DeSantis

Ron can't cheers a beer and drink it to save his life. Why was Trump taking shots at this man? You saw this? Trump? What time was it? You gotta play it. The Go! The Go! I haven't seen this. I'm excited. It's unbelievable.

Why can't you libs get one fucking person that's as charismatic as Trump? That's all everybody wants, is a charismatic liberal. That's all everybody wants is a charismatic liberal. That's it. Just to take over the world. If you had a liberal that would take shots like this at one in the morning on Instagram.

Trump's Instagram page. You need the volume. One in the morning. You need the volume. Oh my god, really? Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Oh!

Oh! Oh! I mean, just post it. No caption. Just one caption. Awkward. And then just keeps it moving. Oh, man.

That's it. Crushed him. Donnie T just takes it. Is that your president? You want your president doing this? Even though I do this constantly throughout. I'm rubbing my nose constantly throughout the podcast. But that's not presidential. No, it's not presidential. I'm more of a dictator. Tour announcements. Austin, I'm coming to the one, the only, the Comedy Mothership

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Thank you so much. Now let's get back to the show. You think you're slick. I see you over there. You're starting to fade it, bro. No, I'm not. Nah, there's a little fade on that. I swear to God, I'm not.

I haven't even gotten it last week. What is the fade? There's a little. Before, it used to be a sharp line. Hey, shut up. I know what I'm saying. There's a little fade on that. Hey, shut up.

Hey, no, I'm not. Hey, no, I'm not. I'm going to get it extra sharp. Just for fucking you. Do you know why? Because people are starting to bite my shit now. Hey, no, I'm not. Hey, shut up. Hey, no, I'm not. Hey, no, I'm not. I see that. I'm going to get an extra shot. Just for fucking you. Do you know why? Because people are starting to bite my shit now. Oh, yeah. Go to Sam Smith.

Check this out. That gay, Luciferian, fucking devil-worshiping, singing guy. That's not the guy you want to rock your shit, bro. Yo, son, and also the guy who won in the boxing match. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's going after the hard line. I'm just telling you it is what it is, bro. It always starts with the fucking libs, dude.

The libs always start. They always start. And then it comes down. This one right here. Oh, shit. It is what it is, guys. It's... Yo, yo, yo.

How come he's pulling it off better than you? But now y'all hating. No, we're not going to do this. I ain't going to lie. We're not going to do this. That's in the plan of fire. That's in the plan of fire. We're not not gonna do this. We not gonna do this. We not gonna do this. Son, why didn't you bleach blonde and put it at the angles? That's what you fucked up.

My bad. They are killing that shit. They are killing that shit. You just need a macho guy to do it and pull it off. Yeah, that's what it is. Keep scrolling through the pictures because it gets crazy real quick. But the angle's kinda hard. That shit is tough, bro. Oh. Keep scrolling. That's it.

Oh, God damn. Get it. Get it. Bro. Get it. That is wild. Get it. All ages show, by the way.

Get it. Does he still sing like love songs? At this point, you know what it is. Yo, he's a beautiful singer. He's incredible. That first album was so good. That's crazy. Okay, so all I'm trying to say is

there was the boxer that was on the card last night. You shouldn't have led with that, though. You shouldn't have led with Sam Smith. You should not have led with that. That's where you went wrong. Hey, man, you know what I mean? We're at the bottom of the barrel here. I got to go with whoever grabs it first.

Let's think tank this next time. That's why you need a think tank. These fucking conservatives get it. These cons get it, dude. These fucking cons. This guy, dude. Come on, bro. You wouldn't squeeze them titties together,

rub your dick right between them? You wouldn't do that? You would never do that with that? They would love it. They would. Yeah, I might have to, dude. And I'm not the only one. Anyway, listen,

those are just some things we had to get on. That was good. That's a Sam Smith song. I'm not the only one. How, listen, those are just some things we had to get on. That was good. That's a Sam Smith song. How does it go? I know I'm not the only one. Wow, I didn't remember that song. Wow, you really went for the falsetto.

That wasn't even falsetto. That was so good. That was the worst part. I didn't say you did it well. I'm a bit of a singer. I'm a bit of a musician. Oh, are you? Sing your best well. No, I'm a bit of a singer. I'm a bit of a musician. Oh, are you? All right, sing your best song. All right, hotshot.

Why don't you sing your best song right now? Yeah, come on. It's your moment right here. No, no, no. No, don't put it on now. Yeah, what's your best? Why don't you sing your best song? Because you know Al's already going through his mental growth.

He's coming in next. You already know. He's coming in next. Come on know. He's coming in next. Come on. Sing your best song, bro. I'm trying to think of a banger. Use Al's dick as a wireless microphone. It's not wireless.

Listen. Go. Go. Boom mic. All right. Nah. It's kind of hard to think of it from the top. Yeah, it's good.

It's good. It's so good. It's so good. Just sit in that. I'm doing John Cage, bro. It's kind of hard to think of from the top. It's good. It's good. It's so good. It's so good. Just sit in that. I'm doing John Cage, bro. It's silent. It's silent. He's going through it so bad. It's not an horrible box. Even the cup is spinning.

Oh, this is the spin cycle. This is the real spin cycle. Okay, bro, just come on. What do you got? Give us something nice. Do you want Al to sing and then you come in next? Do I have to start from the top though? No. Go.

The very first time. Come on. Give me a chance. You just sandmanned him. That was crazy. He took my fucking song. What are you mixing in your water? This cup has been empty for 30 minutes.

You think there's anything in it? I'm making an air board. His emotions. Go with your very first time. Go with your, what is that? He hates this song because he's not in it. He's not in it. All right, go, Mark.

And? The very first time that I saw her brown eyes. Your lips said hello and I said hi. I knew right there you were the one. But I was caught up in physical attraction. No, Andrew, we're good. But to my satisfaction, baby, you were more than just a friend

and if I ever fall in love again I will be sure that the lady is a friend and if I

ever fall in love so true, I will be sure that the lady's just like you. So, yeah, it's just stuff like that. Scott! Yeah! Don't let him around you, girl. You gonna dap him up after we just backed up that whole thing? That was a duel right there.

When I start singing, y'all back it up. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. I'm about to make him back it up again. God damn. Don't make me. He talking to you. No, he talking to you.

I ain't singing. I can be no shots. I'm shocking you all right now. I ain't singing, bro. Back it up. I got told not to sing. I didn't even sing. You're directing that at you.

You're dapping him up while he shits on you. That was a duet right there. That's mental warfare. Yo, calling it a duet. That was a duet right there. Calling it a du. Damn, yo, calling it a duet. That was a duet right there. Calling it a duet. Yo, you scared. You scared, bro.

You scared. That's why you're calling it a duet. We killed that. Yeah, we killed that. Yeah, we killed that. I don't apologize. I don't apologize. I don't apologize.

I don't want to be the number one. You don't want to be the number one. Ebony and irony right here, bro. You're not going to say anything? You just call Ebony and irony? Yes. Oh, my God. Ebony.

Hold on, Doug. You don't know what just happened, and you're trying to move on, and we need to sit in this moment. Al just said it's Ebony and Irony. No, I know it's Ivory. It's what? I know it's Ivory. Okay.

That was a joke, bro. That was a joke. That was a good joke. That might be the greatest joke of all time. That's so funny. Yeah. Okay, how are you not making the comment that he's been he matched his beverage with his outfit Come on Relax, Ray. He better relax. Put up or shut up. Come on out. We'll back you up, though.

He killed me, bro. He killed me. I'm going to give it up to him. I'm going to give it up to him, bro. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

Yo, you've been scared lately, yo. Yeah. You've been scared lately. This is past life regression. Ever since he found out he was actually a white guy, his confidence has been through the ground. Play basketball. I looked down. I looked down. I was like, damn. His confidence has been through the ground. Play basketball. I looked down. I looked down.

I was like, damn. God damn. I see what y'all go through. See? I see it. Come on. Have them come through with a song. Y'all sing with me, though.

Well, of course we're going to sing. Of course. Are we doing Halo? Yeah, we're doing Halo. Do you even know that one? I don't. But y'all sing it with me. I mean, I am so sad right now. Y'all going to carry me. My family. Come on. I rapp I am so sad right now. Y'all gotta carry me, my family, come on.

I rapped Salt-N-Pepa Shoop. Halo, halo. No, no, remember those walls I built. Let's go. I really don't know some. Do you wanna learn a sea shanty? No, no. No one wants to learn a sea shanty.

I'll teach everyone a fucking SpongeBob SquarePants song, dude. No one wants that. Oh my God. Can we talk about Obama's dead cook? Can we go back to aliens for one second? Okay, let's go back to aliens. This is how badly right-wing people want to be conspiracy theorists, is a

black dude drowned and all of them are like, what's the cause? Nobody is looking at the fucking obvious answer. The most realistic cause. Okay, wait a minute. Are we talking about UFOs or are we going to talk about the dead cook?

Whatever, we can talk about it. No, let's finish up on UFOs. UFOs. Okay. I thought we were done on UFOs. I just need to get my punchline out. Here's the thing with the UFOs. So this guy goes up.

What's his name? Strauss or something like that? Grouch. Grouch and Graves. Yeah, David Strauss is from Oppenheimer. This is the thing. The guy has no evidence himself.

He just spoke to somebody same with another guy graves ryan graves or something like that right they just spoke to somebody who said they had access to it etc okay and i really truly believe that this guy wants to know if it's true so badly he feels like he's this close yeah and if he can get the government to force those people to tell the truth, then he'll know. He's this close to know if there's life on other planets. He's this close to knowing if UFOs have landed here. He's

this close to knowing if we have their technology. It is absolutely bullshit. Nothing. Not even a shred of proof. The only thing is the pilot that saw the what? The Tic Tacs. The only thing is the pilot that saw the Tic Tac, which is a Chinese drone.

We've already heard that. It is what it is. He also said he saw it for five minutes and then his co-pilot or some other lady was like, it was like five seconds, maybe eight seconds. So even then, it's just like... I don't know. David Fravor's account is fairly accurate, in my opinion. No, no.

It's accurate. It's just he's describing a Chinese drone. He's not describing an alien aircraft. You think so? That's what I heard from the Air Force guys. That they're just like, yeah, everybody calls it UFO because it's moving in ways that we haven't seen. But these high-powered, high-tech drones can do it. And what the Chinese do is they hide them in their container ships.

So as they're traveling around, they can kind of do whatever. And then when they get close enough to the shores, they can go. But they basically What's your source, bro? Don't be like the dude on Can we bleep it? Do we have the same drone capabilities? Do you know? I think they have they have things that can move faster.

Than what we have. Because we have hypersonic or they have super. We have supersonic. They have hypersonic. Gotcha. But I don't know if that's applied to drones, but they can move things faster. I don't know if they're doing that with the drone just yet. But who knows? Maybe we also have it and we don't want them to know that we have it.

Can I ask you an honest question? If we're identifying Chinese drones, isn't that still alien spacecraft? Technically. Technically. At least still alien spacecraft? Technically. Technically half alien spacecraft? Technically. Technically. 100%. But yeah, I'm just like, because David Fravor's thing when he was on likes, he was like... Can we just fill everybody in on what this theory is?

Let me just explain. I don't know if you want to go all in, but let's go all in. Let me just explain. I have a theory. I think that aliens came here, and I think that they mated with all of us. Yes. Okay? And I think their favorites were the Asians.

And that is why— Well, make sure to say that. Because all of us kind of look similar. Even Akash's people are right next door to the aliens. The aliens are right next door. It's like one little wall, and then they're right on the other side. Right next to the aliens. The aliens are right next to it. It's like one little wall and then they're right on the other side. And there's a distinct difference in facial features.

Like if you go from Africa to you go to the top of Africa, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, and then you start to go into Sicily, it's like, okay, there's like a little blend here. We got a nice little blend going. It's a fade, if you will. Spain, there's a nice little fade.

Wouldn't know anything about it, but there's a nice little fade, and then you go all the way up to Ireland, Norway, et cetera. India, other side, it's a different ball game over there. This theory checks out. It's a different ball, and it's just, they were the favorites of the aliens.

We all got fucked by aliens, but the aliens were really getting it in over there. Who loves Asian women the most? Aliens, what? Yeah, I'm just curious, who do you think loves them the most on Earth? Oh, Jewish guys.

Okay. Yeah. So- Are you saying Jewish people are aliens? You think- Are these the original aliens, if they love Asian women the most? No, we kept trying to kick them

off this- They said it. They got exiled enough times. Who built the pyramids? Aliens? Aliens and the Jews. I think the aliens were competing with the Jews for Asian women and that's why the aliens have turned so many different groups against the Jews. Oh, fuck. I think that's what it is.

They're the number one ops. They forced them. They forced them out no matter where they are. These aliens were like, why are you fucking our Asian bitches? No, y'all gotta go in the desert. Why are you fucking our Asian bitches? You gotta leave Spain. Why are you fucking our Asian bitches? Go build a pyramid. Go build a pyramid. Exactly. Do some work for us.

Yeah. Right. Here's how you do it. Build it. Done. So I do believe. What if it was different species aliens that only went to Asia? Listen, you're coming up with an absolutely fantastic point that I did not consider.

That being said, that species has some strong DNA. That's all I'm saying. They have some strong, strong, like you ever meet someone who like everyone in their family looks the same? Dude, every Schultz in my family looks like a Schultz. Men and women have a strikingly similar Schultz head. It is a very similar thing that got going on. Right? So we had a strong DNA alien that started fucking with us, right? What I'm saying is out there in Asia,

them aliens were coming back. It wasn't a one time. They're like, oh no, we need more of that. We need Mao of that. The Mao dynasty might have been aliens running it back. Might have been. If we really want to look into it. If we really want to running it back. Might have been. If we really want to look into it. If we really want to look into it.

Might have been. That's the only theory that I'm going to present to you right now. Just a theory. Just a theory. Yeah. And now who got the fastest drones? Probably based on alien technology. China.

Definitely. I'm just saying. That's interesting. I'm just saying. That is interesting. So if you Asian, that's fire. You'm just saying. That's interesting. I'm just saying. That is interesting. So if you Asian, that's fire. You're more alien. You gotta be like-

Yeah, that's strong genes. That's sick. Yeah, that's fire. That's why, you remember in Independence Day, the movie Independence Day? Yeah. Remember the Chinese government wasn't really trying to blow up the spaceships like that. Wait, really?

Nah, but it fits my narrative, so I'm gonna say it. Did you see any Asians in Independence Day? Nah, they called and they were like, nah, I think it's good. Like, don't even trip. That's what they were saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, but It fits my narrative So I'm gonna say it Did you see any Asians In Independence Day? Nah, they called And they were like Nah, I think it's good Like, don't even trip That's what they were saying Don't trip

We good We talking to them What? Yup What language do you think Oh, that's the other thing What language sounds the most alien? As soon as he says

That's the other thing What language That is the last thing If you heard all the languages On Earth What language are you like Nah, this is from somewhere else, bro? It's the click shit in Africa.

The click shit is wild. The click shit in Africa, and it's anything in Asia. It's anything in Asia. And it's anything in Asia, right? But not my part of Asia, which is also interesting. It's not Asia. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. You hate geography? Stop it. Stop it. I'm down, but you're not Asian. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. You hate geography? Stop it. Stop it. I'm down, but you're not Asian, bro. I'm fine with that, but geography is different.

That's all I'm saying. You're not Asian. You gotta distinguish. I am distinguishing. There you go. Asia. Okay. That's where they're from alien land.

That's where they're from other planets. They have the DNA from other planets a little bit more than the rest of us. That's why they're so smart. Asian, alien, it kind of lines up. You know what I mean? Five letters,

five letters. Think how unbelievably intelligent these people are. Don't do that. That's crazy. What you just said right there. The third one. That's crazy. It's usually close a little bit more than the other one, so you got to open it. This guy's a menace.

This guy's a menace. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because you know what time it is. It's summertime, hot dick serving season, and you know you want to be serving up that hard meat. Hard meat, hard meat, hard meat. And the only way that you're going to have the hard meat as hard as possible is if you got the choosy, the blue chew, blue chew, full mass, and then you go to pound town. It's that simple. We know the formula is built for success. And if you want to have success, then you go blue chew, full mass, pound town's the game i spoke to jordan peterson about

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That's their thing. We're supposed to spy. They're supposed to spy. Why don't they just ask? Just be cool about it. I don't know. I don't think we should tolerate spying. That's in their DNA, bro.

That's how the aliens got here in the first place. They spy. They hover. They decide who they like the best. I don't know. I feel like we should be the only ones that are allowed to spy. Hey, hey. That's what their DNA, bro. That's how the aliens got here in the first place. They spy, they hover, they decide who they like the best. I don't know. I feel like we should be the only ones that are allowed to spy. Hey, hey, that's what I want. I want us to be the only ones that are spying.

That being said, that's the game, bro. Yeah, they got to spy, bro. I guess. I guess. They got to decide. Sorry, let's say it's a drone. Okay. This guy is apparently talking to people that have seen.

No, and they're playing him like a fiddle. That's what I'm- They lying to him. He's a patsy, but they know he's so thirsty that he's going to go do this bullshit. I think it's even worse than that. I think nobody told him shit, but he knows that they're never going to actually make somebody testify. So he's like, I'm pushing it. Yep.

He could just say whatever the fuck he wants, sell a bunch of books, because he knows they're never going to... But he's under oath, though. If they are able to confirm that he's lying, then he goes to prison for a long time. Yeah, but to confirm that he's lying... They can't confirm he's lying without those other people saying that they never said anything.

Now it's a he says, she said. Right, but they could go and be like, oh, these programs you're talking about don't exist. You're saying that there's a UAP program that's doing reverse engineering. These programs don't exist. You're going to jail. I think the program exists.

They just haven't found... Like reverse engineering craft and programs don't exist. You're going to jail. I think the program exists. They just haven't found. Like reverse engineering craft and stuff? What does UAP stand for? Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. So if you have a Chinese drone, there's a program that's probably reverse engineering. I mean, UFO fits under that also. If he's saying that they have non-human intelligence, like he's under

oath saying there's non-human craft, non-human biologics, which again, I don't really even know what that means. I mean, what are the chances that there's an alien dynastic family that still exists in part of Asia? Okay, see, this is where it goes

too far. We're trying to have a serious conversation about aliens, and I feel like you derail it with racial epitaphs, okay? I'm not derailing it. I'm just saying there is a dynastic alien family that is still

existing in Asia. Just let me get there. We all have opinions. Of the most important revelation in human history. In human history, I'm about to give it to you. So one of them, because they have the only ones that are smart enough and powerful enough to- These are compliments. Command the spacecraft, right? That they have that is a drone, essentially. They flew it over here, right? Crash landed.

Not surprisingly. Okay, see, this accident. This is where it goes too far. We collect. This is where it's too far. Hold on. We collect this craft, and then there is biologics in it, and these biologics are slightly different. Okay, more.

They're slightly different. Because it's an ancient dynastic alien family, so they still have some of the biologics from the aliens. They have more of it. You know how the British royal family is a bunch of cousin fucking inbred pieces of garbage? Yes. So if you actually look at their DNA,

how many chromosomes total? Eight or nine? Three? Same as their teeth. Exactly, right? So if you look at that royal blood DNA. Much less alien DNA. Also, and another thing that we don't even talk about, but like the British royal family, like they're all Germans. Like, how could you, Great Britain?

Like, pathetic. You don't get to let a bunch of Germans just steal your fucking royal homes. And this is disgusting. Like, yes, in America, we let a Kenyan rule it for eight years. But you know what I mean? But it's not for eternity.

You know what I mean? That is our, that is, you know, we got it back. Back to the aliens. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Are we a conspiracy show? Are we a conspiracy show? We're the truth.

I think conspiracy theorists would be like, well, we a conspiracy show? We're the truth. I think conspiracy theorists would be like, well, we're not touching that. Yeah, right. That is true. Yeah, that is true. Okay, where are we? So, is the government... Me and RFK, dude, we need to have a sit down. And if he's ever on this podcast, I will speak to him only in his accent.

It's not that. Can I hear an impression of that real quick? He's from Massachusetts. That's a Massachusetts accent. Oh, really? How's the sun? I want to do this. I want to make all the rivers have more fish in them. No, we didn't say how the women sound. We said how RFK sounds.

Yeah, now do RFK. Yeah, I'll do RFK. Okay, yeah. Wait, he has a little donkey in it, right? It's like there's a little bit of a donkey in it. Oh, I do want to find... Where you got it, kid? It's like gone.

Yeah, there it is. Precious. The vaccine is only for blacks and whites. Sounds like Marge Simpson? He's Marge. He is Marge. That's it. He's Marge.

And where is Springfield? Massachusetts, dude. Also, many other places. It doesn't mean many other places. Anyway, can we go back to the UFOs?

Dude, we're on the edge of one of the most amazing revelations in human history, bro. Yes. Yes, we are. Either this guy, I think he's probably getting sent. Dude, he got to it.

I figured it out. Ancient dynastic alien family still existing in mainland China that has maintained their bloodline similar to the British royal family, which is a bunch of inbred yokels. Yes. Right?

They, too, have that. Yes. Right? They too have that. Right. Okay? Okay. My point is, these ancient aliens, right? They are still using

that alien technology. They have partnered up with Xi Jinping. They finally trusted a leader. They did not trust the leaders in the past. Look at what leaders in the past did. Mao, ugh.

Murder. Disgusting atrocities that this man. So the ancient dynastic aliens would never bestow a leader like Mao with any form of power. But Xi Jinping, they believe in him. They believe in him. So what chance do we have to fight against the aliens? Will Smith? Well, some might say Will Smith. I say maybe passes prime

The here's the thing they have the ancient dynastic aliens They have that but you know which aliens came to America the black aliens The black aliens came over here. We got the cool aliens. The aliens know about music. They know about food. They know about dancing. What is a funny way to word it?

The most fire aliens came over here. Why has Lil Wayne been calling himself for the past two decades? 200 points. Let's go. 200 points. I'm back, dude. I'm just saying, we got the black aliens. So what y'all gonna do now?

What y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now, ancient dynastic aliens? You not fucking with the black aliens? The black aliens are ready to go. Are we? Yes, bro. Come on, be cool. Are we?

Historically speaking, they don't ask it. It's put you on the front lines anyway. How fucking racist is Alex? Alex wore his round-eyed t-shirt to the Asian discussion show. Yo, you are subtly one of the most racist. Hey, these black aliens, bro, they are not fucking with the ancient

dynastic aliens. They are not fucking with the ancient dynastics. These waters are not fucking with the ancient dynastics. These waters run deep, bro. Even out of space. I did say different species of alien, bro. Dude. Come on. We don't fuck with that side.

Damn, son. Yo, and this whole time, you know, Alex has been saying, oh, I'm actually on China's side or whatever. Oh, shit. What's that, the rope-a-dope? What is that, the rope-a-dope? Oh. Come on, son. Come on, man. Come on, China.

China. China. So, anyway, shout-out Asia. Shout-out Asia. Shout-out America. All right, hell yeah, dude. Shout-out to you for unlocking that. Yeah.

Bro, how many years have we won? All right, I got another question. A master key can fuck any boy's butt. That's not how the saying goes, bro. That's not it. What is it? A master key can fuck any boy's butt. That's not how the saying goes, bro. That's not it. What is it? A master key.

No. But a boy's butt is your favorite lock. No, it has nothing to do with a boy's butt. Your boy's butt is your favorite lock. Can we edit that? What's that red pill say? No, we got to edit that. A boy's butt is your favorite lock.

That's not. But a master key can unlock a boy's butt. Bro, we got to edit that. Right? What is that famous red pill quote? Wait, that's what the priest say on Sunday. No. What's going on, son? What is happening? No, there's a famous red pill quote? Wait, that's what the priests say on Sundays? No. What's going on, son?

What is happening? No, there's a famous red pill quote. A master key unlocks any lock. But a lock that unlocks any key is a shitty lock. I don't think that was it. I think it's a master key can unlock any boy's butt. No, that's not it. But a boy's butt is a lock that you want to be up in.

Isn't that a famous red pill quote? No. No, that's a red pill quote. What is happening, bro? Dude, come on. Fuck libs, bro. Fuck the libs, dude. Bunch of lockless bastards.

They ain't got no locks. Okay, I got a question. I got a question. Can you explain why did Obama kill his chef? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Sud, Sud, Sud. I'm asking. Sud, first, Sud. I'm asking. First of all, first of all.

Did he or no? Can we have this conversation? Can we have this conversation? That's like one about king aliens right there. Can we have this conversation? This is a conspiracy that's going around. So here's the thing. With this tragic incident that happened on Martha's Vineyard.

Yeah. Okay. Also, can I just say one thing real quickly? When I was in the south of France, there was this beautiful vineyard I wanted to take a jog by. So I asked the concierge at the hotel. And I was like, hey, man, there's a vineyard around here. Can I go take a run by it? Which direction would I go?

And the guy goes, oh, in English, he goes, oh, yes, there is a vineyard over there. You can go take a run by it. And I was like, oh, shit. Vineyard is just a fine yard, which in American English is disgusting. I have a vineyard on my property.

I have a vineyard on my property. There's a yard of vines on my property. Isn't it crazy? Great marketing. Unbelievable marketing. Great marketing. Just franchising anything can make it so much,

do you know what I mean? Thank God there's no like grapeyards in the fucking south because southerners would ruin that. They would. My vineyard.

Yeah, they call it vineyards. I got a great Chardonnay in my vineyard. Yeah. That's Chardonnay, actually. And they'd be very proud of it, too. They would.

Yeah, they love mispronouncing things. Oh, God.nay, actually. And they'd be very proud of it, too. They would. Yeah, they love mispronouncing things. Oh, God. Like, Mobile, Alabama is mobile. Which one is right? It's M-O-B-I-L-E, I'm pretty sure, which is mobile, and you have a mobile phone, but they call it mobile. Mobile. Because they just love mispronouncing

things. Yeah. Italy, Texas, I got friends whose families are in Italy, Texas. They, like, really take pride in pronouncing things poorly. I love that. That's actually kind of nice of them. The last two, I was like, yeah, that was a good one. Italy is way more fun.

Italy, yo, that should be hard to say to me. If you say Italy, they're like, no, no, no. That's over there. You also got to create some separation. There's enough separation. No, I mean, yeah. I don't think anyone's going to show up to Italy, Texas and be like, oh, no. I thought, oh, fuck.

I was wondering why the flight was so cheap, dude. What a mistake. Okay. Obama's cook dies on a paddleboard in Martin's Vineyard. 100 feet away from the shore, 8 feet deep water. The guy can swim. He can swim. There's videos of him swimming.

He's, I assume, paddleboarded before. You don't go out on a paddleboard 100 feet out if you don't know how to swim. It's kind of a dangerous thing to do. There was a person that was, I don't know, 100 feet away that said they saw it happen and couldn't get to them.

Yeah, apparently I heard that. I don't know. No one knows who that second person is, apparently. I think this is the Maxine, bro, if I'm being honest with you. Yeah, let's go. I think that he has some heart issue, like a lot of us have developed heart issues from the Maxine,

and I think he got double-dosed, and I think he got the boosters, and I think that Maxine kicked in right when he was on that paddleboard. Can I give you a counterpoint? Blaming the Maxine? Go. He is black. What does that mean? Probably un-maximated.

He is around Obama and he's going to public events. Has to be vaccinated. Obama one dose max. Yeah. I mean half. Yeah, I don't even think he... The white half of him was like, we'll do it. The black half was like, I don't trust it. Bro, you think so? Single dose. I bet money Obama's single dose. Ain't no way, bro. Nah. Ain't no way. I can see him being at home was like, I don't trust it. Bro, you think so? Single dose. I bet money Obama's single dose.

Ain't no way, bro. Ain't no way. I can see him being at home. Yeah, I don't trust the government. I can see that. I can see it. I could see it. But it is a possibility. The only way I could see him dying on the paddleboard, the only way is if he had some sort of cardiac arrest.

Something like that. Or a stroke. There's no way I could see him drowning. But they haven't reported some sort of cardiac arrest, something like that, or a stroke. There's no way I could see him. Stroke. Yeah, drowning. But they haven't reported on that. I just can't see him falling off and drowning. I don't see that as a realistic option. Even if you couldn't swim at all.

I don't know why you'd be on the paddleboard without some sort of leash. Maybe you don't have a leash at all. I think if you can't swim at all, you're not going 100 feet fucking out, right? Well, he can swim. If you've seen the video you sent. I going 100 feet fucking out, right? Well, he can swim. If you've seen the video you sent. I saw. That's what I'm saying. So he can swim.

You can get back to the board or you can get back to shore because we know you can swim. So the only, you seem skeptical of that. No, I'm trying to find a counterpoint to what you're saying. So I guess what I'm saying is, if you experience some sort of cardiac situation or a stroke situation that limited your ability to swim and save yourself, that makes sense. But why aren't they reporting on that? I mean, I don't know if they've done the autopsy. I'm assuming it has to be some other- Police did the autopsy. I know that there's no foul play.

I know they're still waiting on toxicology, which if there was foul play, I think toxicology would reveal. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. What do you think toxicology is going to show? Two dates with Maxine? Possibly two extra booster situations with Maxine? It could just be like heat stroke or some shit, right? You're out in the sun all day, you get heat stroke, boom.

I mean, if there's a type of person that's more built to handle that, you know. You think he's got it? I think it's him, yeah. It's not like an Irishman that's paddle boarding. That's true. But heat stroke, I don't think has to do with melanin. I think it's him, yeah. It's not like an Irishman that's paddle boarding. That's true. But heat stroke, I don't think, has to do with melanin. I think heat stroke could just get anybody any time. I don't know about that.

It's got to be heat. You think black people are better at saunas? Is that true? No. I think black people are better at handling heat. Why? Is it possible to look up in the air? I'm on board. They like heat more than whites. better at handling heat. Why? Is it possible to look up in the-

I kinda, I kinda, I'm on board with that. I do believe that. They like heat more than whites. I just better, I think the body handles the heat and the direct sun better. Yeah. 100%. I can't handle heat.

Why not? Like, I'm always hot. That's why this room is always freezing. It's a past life whiteness. Oh, it could be a past life whiteness. Maybe this guy's a past life white. Yes, yes, you have past life whiteness. Maybe this guy's a past life white. Yes. Yes, you had that.

You had that. But nobody's going to talk about the spy submarines. Talk to me. Maybe it was an Asian spy submarine that took him out. Holy shit. He went out a little bit too far. Got a little too close. Damn.

Nobody talking about that. Come on, bro. I mean, it's just such an odd thing. Couldn't he have just like fallen and hit his head or some shit? That's what I'm also wondering. The paddle board. No. Come on. He's also mean, it's just such an odd thing. Couldn't he have just fallen and hit his head or some shit? That's what I'm also wondering. What? The paddleboard. No. Come on. How old is he? 45? He could be a free guy. You slip, and

the paddle just happens to smack you in a spot that knocks you out. Okay. You fall, paddle hits you, or the board maybe hits you. For whatever reason, knocks you out, then you drown because you're knocked out yeah devil's advocate also you almost drowned i'm not even making a joke in surfing and what didn't seem

like it made any sense but you had just come out so a conspiracy theorist would be like oh he just came out with his netflix special he's going at everybody going at all the higher authorities i bet there was some foul play because that guy can surf why would he die on a surfboard good point he's a trained surfer my thing with like, if I'm a powerful person, I'm trying to take someone out. I'm going to go with what is the most common way that people die. Right? Like just poison him or something and be like, oh, he's got, yeah, he had. Toxicology would show he got poisoned.

If we're saying the conspiracy is that people within the elites, Obama killed this guy. I'm like, just do the thing that's the most obvious. And then cheat the toxicology. Yeah. I don't think it was Obama that did it. Who do you think did it? Somebody. No, but people dying out at sea, that's a way to take people out, though.

It was somebody. It was fucking somebody did it, dude. A guy? Probably. Probably a guy. Maybe this is a guy who lived on Martha's Vineyard and he was like, black people are moving in? Let's cut this shit out. That's the Black Island, though.

Oh, that's the Black Island? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the Black Island, but there is a larger percentage of very wealthy black people that go vacation there. Oh, really? Illuminati blacks. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, that's fire, dude. You got to be one of those.

And when did that start? Do you know about that? Someone told me about this recently. Can't talk about that. Oh, my bad. Sorry. My bad. I almost tricked you into telling me about that shit. But think about it. Let's say you're one of the most powerful people in the world. You're trying to take out someone that knows something. Someone that's close to you. Yeah. How do you take them out?

Definitely paddleboard. Right? Like, if someone dies drowning, everyone's gonna be like, oh, that's so weird. Definitely paddleboard. Right? Like, if someone dies drowning, everyone's going to be like, oh, that's so weird. Who dies drowning? Right? That's a pretty uncommon way to die.

Yeah. Right or no? It's going to create more suspicion, you're saying? Yeah, I'm like, poison them. Yeah, a car accident is more common than drowning. So this is your argument

for why there probably is no foul play. Correct. Because if you wanted to take someone out, you would do it in a less conspicuous manner. I believe powerful people are killing people all the time, no question. American elites, Russian elites, whatever. People are dying, and I think it's happening in more subtle ways that don't even come on the radar.

How nice is it to be Russian where if you don't like someone and you're wealthy, you can just kill them and then everybody will look the other way? Yeah. It's just accepted. And you don't have to go through this whole like sneaking the poison in. Ice would be the word. If you're rich, it's nice. Convenient. Convenient.

Because in America, you have to sneak the poison in like cheesecake and then you're like watching him eat it. And maybe he doesn't take that bite and you're just like, fuck. He's like, I'm trying to watch my figure. And you're like, fucking don't. Get that thing in your mouth. There's ever a night to cheat. Tonight is the fucking night. It's a stressful situation trying to murder

somebody that you don't like. Are you talking from experience here? I've never tried to murder somebody. I mean, have you thought about it? No. I'm trying to think if there was ever a situation where I was like, it'd be so much easier.

There was never a couple flight stewardess that you wanted to take up? No, never murder. Never murder? Never crushed your mind? Never. A heckler one time, you're like, I wish just a light would fall. Somebody interview you on a podcast maybe?

That never happened? No, that never happened. Okay, interesting. Yeah, I want them to live and thrive. But yeah, if you're a powerful person, how do you take someone out? I think you go the most obvious route. You got to do a heart attack while they were sleeping. Sorry.

What if they were trying to poison Obama in food, and then he taste tested the food, and then bang. Now we're talking. That's fucking good. Now we're talking. That's fucking good. Wow, it was maybe a hit on Obama. Holy shit. Taste a little bit off.

He didn't think much of it. Holy shit. Tasted a little bit off. He didn't think much of it. Holy shit. I think we cracked the code. I think we got it. That might be it right there. Because Obama, what are you? You're out of office. He's too cool to get poisoned.

You'll see it coming my way. Swap the planes with him. Maybe they're trying to poison Michelle. Oh, shit. They don't want her to run for president. Oh, shit. That's a big threat. And maybe this is a message.

Hey, if you're even thinking of running for president, we just want to let you know we can get to you. Yeah. We're going to take this person out who's close to you. So if we can get them, we can get you. Fuck. Everyone pointed out this photo, and they were like, this happened a couple days after the chef passed away. Oh, yeah. That's what that was?

That's so funny. His fingers are broken. He's got a black eye. I was like, you think he did it himself? Like, there's no... You really think Obama killed a guy with his own hands? He's, what, 55 at this point? Yeah, I'm like, even if you're like the most hardcore conspiracy theorist.

Come on, say you got that. If you want it. If you want it. How many days after your chef dies do you go golf? Like, you can't golf that day. But tee times

are so hard to get. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but not if you're president. Not if you're the president. So I'm just like, what is the amount? Like,

you can't golf the day. He only missed one meal. Yo, my man missed one dinner. And he's like, I gotta hit the links bro We gotta work this out Yo that is

That is This is your chef From when you were In the White House I think so You've known this guy For how long now But this still sucks

It's a guy who died No no it's horrible It's horrible What I'm trying to say is He went and played golf Very soon after. Two days after. That's a little crazy.

I think you've got to at least- Everyone grieves different. Wear black. He didn't even wear black. He had white shorts on. You're representing- I'm grieving. That's right.

But isn't wearing black at golf, you're not supposed to do that? Or is that just tennis? I don't know. He is the 44th president of the United States of America. He can wear whatever he wants on a golf course. He shouldn't be golfing, bro. And if you do go golfing, make sure nobody's taking pictures of you. Shut the whole course down or something.

You can't be out there having a good time. Yeah, it's a little crazy. Isn't it almost like you're an older guy. He knows so many people. A lot of people he knows probably die. It's his chef. How close of a relationship is that? I don't know. The closest. I've never had a chef. I don't know how close

that, that is. You're with him three times a day. How many people do you think Obama is directly encountering three times a day? Was it his only chef? It was his private chef, so probably. It's his guy. And the house can be super big. They might just call him once the food is ready. Like there might not be that much interaction. I don't know if they're boys boys,

but like you are interacting and they're curating your food. They're like part of your life. They're traveling with you. At the very least, he's an employee that's been with you for 15 years. Since, oh wait, 2023 now. At the very least, this is an employee

that's been with me for 15 years. That's a long time. Two days. You can golf after two days. I say you give it a week. Maybe I just don't get golf. Yeah, that's the thing. You don't golf.

This is the best endorsement for golf. It's like, how fire is this sport? You can't stay away, dude. Yeah, dude. Can't stay away. Oh, shit. He was golfing. Maybe it was the Saudis.

Oh. Wait, how? They run golf now? They run golf now. Run golf. I don't know. I was trying to go with them, but I don't really get it. I was trying. I saw it.

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Yeah. In history. Yeah. Errol Spence Jr., Terrence Bud Crawford fight for the unified 147-pound championship. Yeah. Bud just outclasses him. I mean, yeah, dude. I was rooting for Spence. He's a Dallas guy.

Yeah. I ordered the fight. I'm watching just knockdown after knockdown. I'm like, what the fuck is it? People say this is one of the greatest fights, matchups ever. If you want to look at. Both undefeated. Yeah, both undefeated.

Both incredibly dominant in their careers. But if you want to look at actual elite boxing skill. Yeah. You're not going to find another fight like this. I mean, there's only a few in history where both are elite, elite fighters and tons of action. That's the thing that happens in a lot of like when elite fighters fight each other. A lot of times it's not a lot of action because both are so good. They're canceling out each of their advantages.

And it's like, OK, maybe you're going to get some strikes. Maybe you get some touches, but it can be boring. This was two guys that were said, I'm going to go after it. I am not running. I'm not taking a step back. To Errol Spence Jr.'s credit, he was game until they stopped that fight. He had no quit in him. That guy is a fucking dog.

Like, say whatever you want about him getting beat. And he got beat convincingly. He has fucking heart, bro. He was going after it. And he made that fight interesting. Because it's easy to step back and go, okay, I'm gonna try to stick and use the jab, get on my bicycle, move away, not let this guy touch me. Because he was getting outboxed. But he's like, no, I'm a dog. I'm gonna get in there.

I'm gonna throw these body shots. If I get caught, I get caught. And he did. And then there's Bud Crawford. And all the credits of Bud, man, that was an unbelievable performance. Elite boxing, never off balance, not for a second. Every punch he threw, he was completely on balance. Every time that he swung, he was within range.

His defense was impeccable. I mean, this was one of the most glorious boxing performances I've ever seen in my entire life. I've been watching boxing since I'm a kid. This man, it felt like I was watching Floyd. It was just stylistically different, but the balance. You never see Floyd off balance. And you never saw Bud reaching too far.

You never saw his ability to throw with power. Every single time, the jab, snapping. One of those guys who's a natural right-handed dude, but he fights southpaw. So his strong hand hands in his front. Oscar DeJoy is one of these guys that is great. But his pop and the jab and his counters are always on balance. It was just beautiful. This was like immaculate boxing.

If there was a way to get people excited about boxing again, it was watching this fight. And it was so interesting because we were watching it at the casino in AC after the show, and thank you so much to everybody who came out to the show, man, that was awesome. You were watching it at the sport book, and you had the UFC fight on, and you had the boxing match on. You get to watch both, that's great. And you saw the energy completely

shift once the final card came on for the boxing. Once Errol Spence and Buck Crawford were fighting, the energy of the whole sports book was about the boxing match. Yeah. Every fight before that in boxing,

nobody gave a fuck about. Like nobody gave a fuck. It was all about the UFC. I mean, one of the things that, and Vala pointed this out, that like UFC really exposed, especially when you're watching them side to side, is that when we were watching the Pitbull-Cru Cruz fight, which is on the undercard, right?

Shot to Pitbull Cruz, excellent fighter. That fight went 12 rounds. Three different UFC fights happened within that 12-round fight. And each of them were like ended in devastating fashion and exciting. It was like we just got three for the price of one. Yeah. But in terms of enjoyment, we got 20X enjoyment. Yeah.

Nobody even was looking at the boxing or even cheering for the box, nothing. It was just, UFC is such, especially on the undercards, an unbelievably engaging sport. You can't look away. Boxing is only engaging at the most elite. Even when you watch the younger guys that are just going to dominate and knock the other guy out, it's boring. It's boring. It's too one-sided and it's whack. When you see that high-level chess match, when you saw what happened with Spence and Crawford, that is elite, elite, elite entertainment. And that's what the UFC can do.

The UFC can match up fighters that are on equal levels and create interesting fights. With boxing, since they're not all owned by the same promoter or contracted by the same promoter, they can't risk it. You've got a young, talented fighter. You can't risk them taking a loss. So you put them up against tomato cam for 20 fights. And then at the end of their career, Bud is 35, Errol's 33, this is old for boxing, then they fight. If this was UFC, they would have fought three times by now before they're 30 years old. So you seeing them side by side really exposes

the advantages that the UFC has. Yeah. But I will say technical elite boxing is so entertaining. It is so elite. This was the first boxing match that I watched that I was like, oh, this is, at the time, more entertaining than any of the UFC fights. Yeah. And there's also an interesting racial divide that happens

because the second that boxing match was over, every black person left the sports club. Every single black person left the sports club. Every single black person left the sports club. Yeah, it's interesting. And so black people and Latinos, but Latinos also like the UFC,

but black people specifically are holding down boxing. Yeah. And that's why you see the biggest fights are when you have black Javante Davis, Bud Crawford,

Errol Spence, or Latino, like who's the guy that Javante just beats? Ryan Garcia. Ryan Garcia. Like they are really holding boxing together. But in terms of like white people in America, they've really kind of shifted over to UFC. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a good point. It feels like that. Is it because they're not as good? On a casual level. Sorry. On a casual. The casual fan.

Yeah. The white casual used to be a white casual boxing fan. Now they're a white casual. Is it because they're not dominating boxing at all? Like they're. Who, the whites? Yeah, they don't have. They got Tyson Fury, but I don't know any other white boxers.

My boy, whites haven't dominated boxing in about 200 years. But now they got an alternative. Now they got UFC where it's like, oh, we're still dominating that. Seeing yourself be reflected is always better. Jeremy Lin for boxing. It's just like a cultural thing, too. Like, if you don't hang out with a lot of black people, you might not know that there's a boxing fight happening. And also the culture that you're, like, intertwined with.

Like, if you're, like, a white dude, right, who is into fitness and you're listening to the most popular podcast ever, Joe Rogan, you're hearing him talk about high-level UFC fights, and you're seeing it permeate the culture that is outside of just boxing, but just comedy culture, podcasting culture. Think about how much UFC talk there is across comedy podcasts. There's not as much boxing, and there's not as many boxers that are coming in and blending and seeing that.

We should have Bud Crawford. Bud should be here right now. They should see the and seeing that. We should have Bud Crawford. Bud should be here right now. They should see the value too. We should have Gervonta. Their managers should be like, holy shit. There's been so many UFC fighters that have been built up through podcasting and through these types of experience. Get them on Rogan. Get them on Flagrant.

Get them on these podcasts. They can blow it up. That's true. Why do you think Crawford was so dominant? I'm curious. Balance. His balance. His balance and timing. I think he's a harder puncher, and he's a faster puncher than Spence.

And Spence has this really beautiful, relentless pressure that he works behind the jab. And he's a really interesting fighter. He's all working behind the jab, and he does this great body work. But he couldn't get Crawford off balance, and Crawford was faster to the punch. So when he would try to work him, he couldn't effectively get inside because Crawford was catching him as he was trying to come in. So it was costly to come in. And the hands, his hands, Errol Spence's hands weren't heavy enough to get Crawford to go, I got to cover up.

Yeah, I think that's what made this, I think power made a difference. Nobody thought that that was going to be the case. Crawford's coming up from 135. Spence should probably be at 154 by now. He's a big guy. But for whatever reason. But I heard Crawford pretty much walks around at his fighting weight.

And I think that's going to be, like, fighters are going to start saying, like, hey, if I There's advantages. Yeah. That's what Floyd did. If you don't have to cut like that, like, you can, you're way stronger. And you probably, it's in better condition. It's debatable, though, because you, earlier in your career, when you can lose the weight and then recover, you want to do that because you're

just so much more powerful. You're adding 20 pounds of power on a punch if you can add that the next day. What you lose sometimes is your chin. Somebody was breaking this down on the podcast, but they were talking about there's a liquid barrier between your brain and your skull. Blood brain barrier. Blood brain barrier. But I think there's also some actual water and fluid that's in that. So the more dehydrated you are, the easier you are to knock out because you just

don't have as much of that hydration separating your skull from your brain. That's what the guy said. I don't know how much truth is here. But they do say that, that you can be a little bit what's called chinny if you're really, really dehydrated. But you have an advantage in power if you can come down. I think if they can from all combat sports, they should remove the cutting weight.

That would be great. I think they should. And the thing that you notice with Crawford is it wasn't one punch that was hurting him. It was the combination of punches, right? It was like every time he could get up. Errol could get up. Yeah. But he just was going Errol could get up. Yeah. But he just was going to

keep getting battered. Yeah. Did you think there was anything wrong with Errol? Because that's what I'm seeing. You think that's just selling a rematch? Maybe.

I just, from what I saw, Crawford's, Errol's power wasn't significant enough to make Crawford question his decisions when he countered.

Yeah. Even when he got touched, it would just snap him and he was back. He never got wobbled. He never got disoriented at all. Yeah. Because if you're a counterpuncher and you're not really worried about getting hurt, you can start taking some risks. You can sit in the pocket. You can throw. There's that great moment where Crawford knocked Spence down with an uppercut on the inside. So Spence was trying an uppercut on the inside. So Spence was trying to crowd him. Remember that? And then he throws it. You're only throwing a front-hand uppercut against a fighter

that has been throwing looping left hands. If you're confident that if that left hand lands, you can take it. This is a dangerous shot. You're throwing a looping left hand, so that means this hand is coming over the top. Completely open. You're only throwing that if you're like, I think I can handle that power. Take a couple of these. That's what it looked like.

I mean, both of them, to Spencer's credit, but both of them were staying close. The proximity was right there. It was beautiful, man. That's what it looked like. I mean, he was, I mean, both of them to, to Spencer's credit, but like both of them were staying close. Yeah. Like the proximity was right there. It was beautiful, man. Like it was beautiful to see like two dogs, like both of them dogs. He stuck it out more rounds than I thought. I'll be honest. Like after what?

The fourth or fifth? I was like, you could stop it. How many rounds did it go? Eight? Like eight. Yeah. It just kept coming forward, man. Like so much respect.

So much respect. I remember watching the fifth round being like what do you do you're getting like touched way more you can't like even when you're connecting it's not actually shaking them that must be such a debilitating position to be in mentally the doctor's coming out fucking checking you and you're like

like the mental roadblock to get through three more rounds of that is phenomenal 100% imagine that the doctor comes in and says are you okay in front of 20 000 people oh yeah but 20 yeah yeah the female oh yeah exactly all the people at home too but like but both of them are going to make life-changing money as they deserve bud is going to get the credit that he deserves for the type of boxer and a level boxer he is like a lot of great things come from this yeah if they fight again cool if not there are

tons of interesting fights for Errol. You know what I mean? Errol fighting Ryan Garcia, both coming off a loss. Both big names. Butt has nobody to fight now, though. Gervonta. Now, I don't think Gervonta will come up. He's not going to come up. But that is what people would love to watch.

I don't even think Gervonta should come up. I think Gervonta probably naturally is a 135er. So he's already coming up to 140. But there are people. There's the Charlo brother, who's I think at 154 and 160, but maybe they could find a catch weight. There's some names out there.

What does Crawford normally fight at? 147. Okay. What about Devin Haney? Haney's 140. How about Shakur Stevenson? I've 140. How about Shakur Stevenson? I've heard. Yeah, Shakur Stevenson I think is 140 as well.

But I think they're like, I think that's his mentor. Like Shakur's mentor is Bud. I obviously don't know much, but Matt McCoy, our friend comedian who boxes was like, you know, Shakur, that guy could be, he's got the potential to be the best. Yeah. There's a guy named Boots Ennis who had a great outing. There's a lot of guys in that weight class that could be really fun, interesting

fights. How much credit do you give Eminem for the win? All credit goes to Eminem. Honestly, I thought he was going to lose once I saw him walking out with Eminem. Picking a white guy for boxing. That's a confident move. It was brilliant though because Eminem is arguably the biggest superstar in the history of rap.

In his day, yeah. In any day. There isn't one since that's reached that. Yeah, I'm saying his peak versus anybody else's peak. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you have the biggest superstar in the history of rap walking you out, right? Now this doesn't feel like, oh, this is a specific cultural demographic of boxing and black people that know about this. It goes, all the white people that didn't know who Bud Crawford was or like made fringe new, see Eminem walking out and they're like,

oh, this must have been a big fight. I missed this fucking fight. If this is big enough for Eminem to be there, like, why didn't I know about this? Eminem's never walked out anybody. It's like Jay-Z walking out somebody. You'd be like, what the fuck? Oh, this is a big deal.

Bro, if Jay-Z walked out Dustin Poirier or something, what would black people think about that UFC fight? Oh, that's how it got. That's how it got. Right? And I was like, what a great strategic move right there. You know, it wasn't even strategic. He just went on Twitter like a couple days before.

He's like, who wants to walk me out? And Eminem replied to it. That's exactly how it happened. And how cool. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. So, yeah. Anyway.

Oh, that's awesome. Fire. Very cool fight. And also, shout out to Dustin and Justin Gaethje. What an amazing UFC card, man. Oh, by the way, if you want tickets to UFC 292, Sterling and O'Malley, morganufc.com. They're giving away two tickets and $2,000.

Hit that up. Okay, we'll put the thing on the screen so everybody knows. But make sure you go do that. Go up to Boston. See that fight. That fight will be absolutely sensational. everybody knows. But make sure you go do that. Go up to Boston, see that fight. That fight will be absolutely sensational. You know those boys are going to go at it. Yeah, Dustin Poirier, Justin Gaethje, Justin Gaethje had just this unbelievable game plan.

I mean, Dustin Poirier that I don't think gets enough credit for having one of the sneakiest defenses in fight sports. What does that mean? He has this sneaky. The way that he defends, he has this great shell and he's really hard to hit clean. Okay. And like, but like he'll, I don't know, he'll move his hands, he'll use his elbows. It's almost he has almost like a Philly shell elements of the Philly shell,

but he'll also use it to block kicks and everything. Philly shell, sorry. It's how Floyd fights, where it's like one arm down, use your left shoulder to block right hands that are coming in, and then also your right to parry jabs. Okay. Anyway, so he uses all these things, but he's really hard to hit flush. If you notice, it's rare that he gets hit flush.

And even the kick that justin landed i've never seen justin throw a head kick in the entire time that i've been watching him yeah he's there like he blocks it with the right hand but it comes and wraps around and hits him on the back of the head so one great strategic move by justin his camp to go for a head kick when nobody would expect that he would even throw that. He usually chews up your legs, you know? And then, two, just, like, great fight, both of them. Both of them, great attitude afterwards, like, tons of admiration for one another. Like, bro, the backflip off the cage. How do you do, like, that's insane. Yeah, yeah, it's just crazy. Like, after just getting your leg kicked for two rounds, there's no need to

do a backflip. Yeah, yeah, it's wild. I mean just getting your leg kicked for two rounds, and then all of a sudden you do a backflip. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. I mean, just awesome. Awesome UFC card. Shout out to Poetan. Derek Lewis is hilarious. Derek Lewis is all-time hysterical. That was so funny. Yeah, that's my guy now.

Balls are hot, bro. Balls are hot. First round, flying knee and just pummel him. Who did he do that to? He fought some guy in COVID and just like walked him down 10 seconds and just like destroyed him. Do you remember this? I can't remember who it was, but it was the same exact thing.

He just destroyed him, and then same thing. Pants come off immediately. My balls is hot. Yeah, dude. It's like the greatest. And then they asked him about it. He was like, I just want to try some wild shit to start the fight. Something like that.

He had no real strategy. Wasn't it? Masvidal was like, I saw there was a weakness with Askren that I could come at him with this, and he wouldn't be ready. Derrick Willis was like, man, I just want to try Askren that I could come at him with this and he wouldn't be ready. Derrick Willis was like, man, I just wanted to try some shit. I lost a bunch of weight. I want to jump.

He saw his abs go through a little bit. He got the abs going. I don't know. It was just something for us. That was a great fight. I mean, awesome. Just like what,

we are so lucky we got to witness that boxing card and that UFC card at the same time. Yeah. Like, yeah,

we're so lucky. Yeah, that was fire. So lucky. And enjoy it, man. And then the Pereira-Blachowicz fight, how was that? I didn't get to see it. I thought Poitin showed unbelievable defense on the wrestling. His wrestling and ground defense, I mean, if you remember Blachowicz when he fought Izzy, he didn't really try to attack Izzy on the ground. He just held him on the ground. He just laid on him.

Which is, I think, more difficult to counter. When you're trying to attack, you risk putting yourself out of position and someone can get out. And I think Jan was like, if this goes to the feet, I'm at a major disadvantage against Izzy because he's arguably the greatest striker

in the history of MMA. So it's like, you could, but I think with Jan and Poiton, I think he wanted to try to see if he could get something going on the ground. He's like, I think my best chances are I can choke him out. And Poiton was able to defend it. I mean, I would love to see Poiton go win the belt

and then Izzy and him fight for a third time for the belt at light heavyweight. Izzy becomes two-division champ, and then if Izzy wants, challenge Jon Jones at heavyweight, and then three-division. Biggest fight in MMA history, and we'll see what happens.

That's crazy. And he retires and becomes a rapper. Just rap! Rap forever, dude. Oh, That's crazy. And he retires and becomes a rapper. Just rap. After that, you rap, bro. Rap forever, dude. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, sounds cool. Okay, what else we got, boys?

All right, Twitter's rebranded to X. Do you want to talk about this? Yo, Twitter can do anything they want now that Threads is a dud. Threads is over, bro. Stop posting. Why do you think it's over? It's over. Why do you think it's over?

There's no culture on it. There's no culture on it. There's no culture on it. They didn't offer anything new that we could create culture around. So it's just another place to tweet and then potentially dilute your content, right? So you're like, am I going to do a Twitter thread? Am I going to do a tweet thread on threads and then have to repeat this whole shit on Twitter? It's too much. It's kind of like there could be some work that goes into a tweet. You know, you're like sitting there. I mean, if you're one of these people that do like long, like 20 tweet threads.

That's a pain in the ass to repeat that over on threads when you've already done it on Twitter. It just didn't offer a new thing. It's like, let's say you put out a new iPhone. There needs to be something seductive about the new iPhone. I remember there was a time where it was FaceTime. It was a time where there was three fucking cameras on the outside and they had the super zoom. You just need to give me something that makes me feel like mine is antiquated and I need to jump on. But it was an exact replica of a thing that we

already have. Yeah. I agree. Threads sucks, but I will say this in terms of Twitter, just doing whatever they want to. They're not competing with Threads. They're competing with Instagram. They're competing with TikTok. You know, I think we saw the thing he's trying to make this like a WeChat one-stop shop. So just because Threads bomb doesn't mean Twitter is going to win. I mean, it's losing money, been losing money. Yes. So how do you think Elon's going to make it profitable? Is the ex going to help? I don't know. This ex thing is so peculiar.

I don't even get it. My feeling is when it's so bizarre and the move seems so out of left field, I feel like I don't know what he's up to. He's up to something. He must be up to something because it makes no sense. I can't tell if I'm gaslighting myself, but I don't think he's a stupid guy. So when he's doing something that makes no sense at all, I'm like, oh, there's a play here that's bigger than he's leaning on. X me.

I mean that in terms of, I think what he wants to do is create a financial backbone as part of it. So you can send each other money on it. You can maybe pay for things, et cetera. He wants to copy WeChat in China. Oh, is that what WeChat? That's what he said, yeah. It's like a one-stop shop. You order food on it. You can maybe pay for things, etc. He wants to copy WeChat in China. Yeah. Oh, is that what WeChat? That's what he said, yeah. It's like a one-stop shop. You order food on there. You do everything on this one app. It's like an all-in-one app that is the most

popular app in China. Literally everything. You can video call. You can do voice text. You can do Snapchat, basically. You can do moments like Instagram stories. You can do posting content. You can order stuff. You can pay with stuff. You can do tap-to-pay. Like, everything is in this one app.

Okay, so how does X work better with that system? I think it just becomes the app, and if it's the app, it's profitable. X marks the spot. X marks the spot. Oh, how does the term... Like, even the terminology, like, X me. Hey, can you buy some... I'm going to pay the whatever.

Yeah, yeah, just X me. Yeah, I'll X it, and then I'll get you back. that's better i'll twitter it i'll tweet i think that's what he's up against where he's like okay if this is going to become the one-stop shop for everything ever and all commerce is done under this app it has to be bigger than just people are going to look at and be like oh that's the twitter thing like yeah like you i'm not yeah i'm not going to tweet money to you yeah does that like I feel like they're dealing with... Twitter had such good branding for what it was, and now he's trying to make it into something different.

What is X? X is a variable in math, right? So it's anything you want it to be. Yeah. Is he back in control? Because I remember a few months back. I think he has a CEO, but he's also involved. Yeah, I know he's involved,

but is he back the CEO of X now? So it's like a different thing. I'm assuming the CEO is still the same. Yeah, I figured. That's my assumption. Yeah. So that's what I'm assuming. All these people that are like,

oh, he's so stupid. I don't know if he's stupid. I love people calling. You can call him stupid for things outside of business. Like if you want to be like, oh, you spend 80% of your time or 90% of your time at the office and you have all these children and you're not as involved and like they're up for you. Your names for your kids are stupid. Exactly.

Those are just alien names. He wishes. He wishes. wishes. So I think those are one of the things where like, if you're coming from someone who, the way that you value life is the time that you spend with your family or with the things that you're really passionate about outside of building these businesses, you might be like, oh, it's stupid to dedicate time in that way. But to say that he's stupid for business moves, you got to be really smart. You got to have a lot of... You know what I mean? If Warren Buffett was like,

yeah, I think this is stupid, I'd be like, let me hear you out. But average Twitter user that works for DHL is going to say that Elon is stupid for changing into X without even knowing why, what the thinking behind it is. That's what I feel. I'm like, maybe it might not

work out. The whole thing might go belly up. He might lose $44 billion. I don't know. That's to be seen. But there is like an intentional plan to try to level it up and take a huge leap to try to change the whole company and everything. That is admirable and interesting. Will he get rid of the

$8 paywall? Because it's way more people are going to use X if you can access everything you need to access without a paywall. That's just life. Is the paywall because it's way more people are going to use X if you can get access, everything you need to access without a paywall. That's just life. Is the paywall just for the blue checks or do they change it? Paywall is just for blue checks, but I assume it gives you, you can delete tweets within X amount of time. You can, you can do all these little things with the blue check that you can't do without. Oh, I see. Yeah. I think the refresh rate, you can only look at a certain number of tweets without the blue check.

And then with it, you can see not unlimited, but it's a way higher number. So there's all these little limitations they're putting on people who aren't paying $8 a month as opposed to people who are paying $8 a month. That's interesting. Now, if you want this to be an all-in-one app, I'm not paying $8 a month to Venmo you. I'm not paying $8 a month to cash it. Exactly. He'll get it in the transaction. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be some of it.

He'll get his money in the transaction. If you're buying food on it, you're doing all those things, there's going to be a little piece that comes over to them. Exactly. He'll get it in the transaction. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be some other thing. He'll get his money in the transaction. Like if you're buying food on it, you're doing all those things, there's going to be a little piece that comes over to them. And now they have more ways to profit. I think the issue with Twitter right now is that you really can't monetize it outside of ads and the subscription thing. So the more things that come up that are going to be usable that they can monetize, the less that I think they'll care about the subscription. Yeah, so we're thinking they'd throw out this $8 subscription. No, I don't think they'd throw it out. I think they'd still offer it as a feature.

Yeah, it's like if you have the subscription, then we'll charge you less transaction fees or no transaction fees. Exactly. Maybe. Like a YouTube, yeah, Amazon Prime or like a YouTube Premium. Yeah, so 100%. Yeah, and he's saying that users are up. I personally have been using the app more since all of this.

Like I'll go through like his tweets and stuff. Interesting. And I can't tell if it's like anecdotal, this. I'll go through his tweets and stuff. Interesting. And I can't tell if it's anecdotal, just happening coincidentally or what. But he's saying that users are up in terms of minutes per second. Twitter's great. It's not bad. And also, if your Twitter sucks, you choose to follow people. Yeah.

You know what I mean? So that's kind of on you as well. Well, now I think they're making it a little bit more algorithmic. They should make it. They're making it more like for you. Like here's content that you're going to like, stuff like that. They should. But yeah, let's see what happens.

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I think that's the name of the team, Al-Hilal. Or Halil. And basically, they are what people call sports washing in Saudi Arabia where they're buying up all these major players. They bought Cristiano Ronaldo. So now they offer Mbappe a billion dollars. What is sports washing? So it's like. It was popularized around the Olympics.

Okay. Where these like big oil states were essentially like buy up. I think it was like weightlifters from like Georgia. Yeah. And be like, yo, you're going to get citizenship here and you're going to weightlift for Qatar.

Yeah. And then Qatar gets to win a gold medal. And I think also maybe the idea, cause I heard it once and I forgot details, but I think also it changes the perception of, Hey, look at all these human rights atrocities too. Oh,

this is the place where all the great pro players host the world cup and guitar it just puts you on the map right like people really care about sports especially around the olympics so like even just seeing the flag go up you start even asking questions like what's Qatar like what is that oh what's going on with the purpose of changing the public perception from you know either nothing or an evil oil state or whatever

people's preconceived notions so now they offer a billion dollars to get Mbappe for one year is it a billion dollars to get Mbappe for one year. Is it a billion? When you add all the things. 250 goes to PSG. He basically walks away with like 750 million. Yeah, you pay the team

a little bit of money to like, hey, we're taking him from you. The team has the rights and then they'll sell your rights and then you pay the guy a salary. So he gets 775 million and then the team gets 250 or something like that yeah and he's basically in like the prime of his career he's like in his mid 20s he's like already won a world cup he's one of the most prominent young soccer players potential yeah like taking over like now messi and ronaldo are kind of fading out of like

the uh national stage he and like ho and Holland are taking in. So it's going to be him and Holland for the next 10 years. Yeah, basically is what it looks like. And so the question is, does he leave one of the elite leagues in Europe, which historically have always dominated? The French League is less dominant, people will argue, than the English Leagues or the Spanish Leagues or even the Italian Leagues. So does he walk away from that?

Does he not go to Madrid, not go to some other prominent team and really earn his stripes and cement his legacy as one of the greatest players ever? Or take $750 million, play one year in Saudi Arabia against whomever is in the league at that time? Play with Ronaldo for a year? Question.

Get your money, bro. Hold on one second Just real quick PSG is the team he's currently on Haven't they been demoted? Or something? Are they no longer in the No they're still in the league one Are they still in the

What is it called? Champions League? That's like the Tournament amongst all the teams Are they still in the Champions League? So you qualify for the Champions League each year. I don't know if they qualified last year. I'd have to check.

And does that... Okay, so that wouldn't affect this season. I'm trying to wonder if the team that he was going to be on isn't even qualified for the Champions League. He's kind of playing for... They lost Messi, but they still have Hakimi. I'm assuming they have other good stars. I know they had those three. Hakimi's fucking nice.

Neymar. Neymar. Yeah. And then there was this rumor that came out that the deal was already done with Real Madrid with Mbappe. Yeah. So clearly he wants out of PSG. Oh, this is what it seems like. Just this applies.

They washed out of the Champions League last season and then again this season as of March. So they're not in it. So they're not in it. And that's the only way. That's a huge factor for me factor that's the only way you can say you're the king of europe if i'm if i'm if i'm him i'm going i don't want to play in a subpar league and not get those champions league games because that's less goals that i'm going to be able to score that's less international spotlight like that's less competition at the highest level I gotta go to a some other team that is gonna play I mean Real Madrid makes perfect sense that's what I'm saying going to like a Madrid playing in Spain play with that offer

look like I have no idea I'm actually curious I can look it up definitely I know because comparing those offers would be so that's the other tricky thing right is it it's one year of your life you know how often a player is injured and misses a season? You could treat this like an injury season. Yeah. Like you play one year there, you get $775 million. Now, the thing that America did with Messi is they found a way to make him the equivalent amount of money as the Saudi league offered through equity, uh, opportunities to buy a team later and getting a piece of all the different, uh, merch and everything. They're like, we're going to give you a piece of everything. And it looks so far like that shit is going to work out. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So the question is, can,

is it even worth it to Spain to offer a crazy deal like that for Mbappe? It might be worth it for the league. The league might come together and be like, let's figure this out. Which country has the most beautiful trans women? Because I think that's going to factor into his decision. I think he should play for a Brazilian. Colombia or something? Colombian.

Yeah. Yeah. The fact that none of us said Thailand is crazy. Thailand really fell off. They started that shit. Yeah, that's true. And then they just got left. They've been resting on their laurel, yeah. The fact that none of us said Thailand is crazy. Like, Thailand really fell off. Like, they started that shit. Yeah, that's true. And then they just got left. They've been resting on their laurel, dude.

They really have been resting, bro. They thought that they didn't have to do shit. They need a better rebrand because they call them lady boys. You get boy out of here. What's a boy? Y'all not boys. That's a lady. That's a lady girl.

That's a lady, bro. Come on now. Yeah, apparently Madrid was speculating to offer $200 million for like a six-year deal. Get the fuck out of my face, bro. That's my point. You can't compare it to the Saudi deal because that's not even, that's never happened. Like a billion dollars for a year is like. Even as just a competitor, I just realized this.

How did, you brought this up. How does Ronaldo identify himself as still being elite? He got like $400 million for two years. Hey, bro, I got $700 million for one year. I got you. You're not elite anymore. I'm the guy. Take that. $400 million for two years. Hey, bro, I got $700 million for one year. I got you. You're not elite anymore. I'm the guy. If he don't take this... Off the pod, you said he shouldn't do this. Yeah,

I don't think he should do this. Why? Well, one, I don't even think it's a real offer. I feel like they are throwing money around to get the attention of all the other players in Europe. With that money, with a billion dollars, if you think the most... I don't even know what the max is, but I think Grealish got like 300 million,

it's like something crazy. And that was like the most ever. To do what? To go to Man City. I actually don't know what his deal was. But the precedent for these deals, this is like three times what the biggest deal before was. So I'm looking at this, they're throwing around money.

They could make a top five team with just a billion dollars. You know what I mean? They can make, not just one player, you need more than one player could make a top five team with just a billion dollars. You know what I mean? Like they can make a top, not just one player. You need more than one player to make a team. You could get the, you know, starters from Man City, from Man United, from all these other teams, pull them in and create an actual good team to compete on a national stage. What about that makes this unreal, not real? Because I'm assuming that they're just throwing this money around to get people's attention.

This is a bat signal. Yeah. It's the, what is it? What's it called? When our boy PBD said, I'm going to pay you $100 million to Tucker. Whether or not Tucker accepts that, everybody looks at PBD and goes, damn, my man got $100 million to throw around. They got something serious going on over there in value taming. But if Tucker signed a $100 million contract, he still gets the $100 million.

That's what I'm saying. But they're thinking if he signs it, we get the best player in soccer. If he doesn't, we get the attention. You got Draymond Green going. But that is a real deal, though. But yeah, none of that means he shouldn't take the deal. They believe that he won't. Yeah.

But even if he does, they get the best. And if he doesn't, the marketing that they're going to get. Draymond Green is out here going, yo, do they have basketball teams? Son LeBron said it. said it so this is like it's great pr now here's the thing i think if he doesn't take a deal like this it's not the best pr move because it makes it look so awful to live in saudi arabia for one year that you'd rather not make 775 million dollars that's funny right like in a way it's just like i I would rather lose half, if Mbappe goes, I would rather lose half a billion dollars than live a year in Saudi Arabia.

Yeah. The reason I don't think, I think that they didn't think he was going to take it first off, because there's already, this is from PSG reportedly offered him a billion dollar contract for a lifetime deal. So in my my mind, he's gonna make a billion dollars regardless. You know what I mean? Like whether it's through contracts with his clothing, with his merchandise, with whatever team he plays on, he's only like 20 something. You know what's the difference between $2 billion and $1 billion? It's a billion dollars. Yeah. But I'm like a billion dollars plus legacy. You know what I mean? Like he's going to

become one of the greatest players of all time. For one year. This doesn't make a legacy for one year. That like he's going to become one of the greatest players you know jordan sat out a year with a broken foot right that's what i'm saying it's an injury you gotta look at like an injury and i'm like i think that affects his legacy no it doesn't no why not because michael jordan you don't think he would have scored more points if he played another year but does it affect his legacy it doesn't affect his statistics he's so young he's got so many more points so you think michael jordan Jordan is the second greatest player of all time? No, even if he's the greatest, he would have been more great if he played another year. No, but he's the greatest.

But he would have been more great. But you're the greatest. Did you even know he sat out a year? Did you have any idea he sat out a year? Exactly, because it doesn't affect his legacy. We won't know about it later on, is what everybody's saying. At the end of the day, as long as he continues to have success like he has had, then... And also, it's like, the things that are interesting about Mbappe is he's already won the World Cup.

Right. Yeah, and he scored three goals in the finals loss. Yeah. I mean, like, you could argue that the legacy is there. I mean... It's not yet. He's got a lot of work to do. But what I'm saying is, he gets to go, I've already won the World Cup. there. It's not yet. He's got a lot of work to do.

But what I'm saying is, he gets to go. I've already won the World Cup. That is checked off. I never have to do that again. We're good to go. If I win another one, it's like, oh my god. And if we win three, which is potentially possible, he could play 12 more years. He's 25 right now.

37 might be tricky. Oh no. Advancements in anti-aging shit, I don't think all athletes are going to start playing longer. Fair enough, but it is very plausible he plays at least two more World Cups at an elite level. So he has the opportunity to maybe win

another one there if the French team is good enough, and it looks like it is pretty good. 24. He is 24. So bare minimum minimum he's gonna play so it'd be 35 36 when the next world the third world cup happens yeah very reasonable i don't know i i understand you want to go after and it depends where holland's gonna be and what he's gonna be doing and you won't be in the conversation i mean like you know ronaldo went out there and he's just a ghost like we don't even know he's alive like yeah he's playing in

a half full stadium didn't't even win the championship. Yeah, but that doesn't matter. He went there to retire. He's just going to take one year, let me get my money back. Because you're going to remember he's back next year. And if a career-ending injury does happen, he's got $775 million. Yeah. But if your goal is to be the greatest. Again, this is unaffected.

One year doesn't affect you. But you just said if he gets a career-ending injury. That could happen in PSG, too. The chances are increased. But he's not doing it through something that seems negligent to his career. You know what I mean? one year doesn't affect him but you just said if he gets a career ending injury that could happen in PSG too the chances aren't increased but he's not doing it through something that seems like negligent to his career

you know what I mean well you could also make the argument if he wanted to be the greatest he wouldn't have signed to PSG yeah but he started with them he's been with them and just re-upped the contract

and so now he's stopping the contract now that they're not performing are you a fan of PSG? yeah he is I like them I'm not like a diehard fan what are you talking about you have the jersey he likes France I like PSG? Yeah, he is. I like that. I'm not a diehard fan, though. What are you talking about?

You have the jersey. He likes France, not PSG. That's why he wants him to stay here. I get it. I would, too. There's also something. He's French in France. It's kind of like be the king of your country and your city.

Get the fuck out of France. Get the fuck out of France. I'm helping him a little. I think he should have left PSG a long time ago. Take the money. You go to the English Premier League or you go to La Liga in Spain and that's it. And be dominant and be the greatest ever.

And then make a billion dollars in 10 other ways. I mean, if you really want to dance, you go right up there where Holland is and you join the fucking competitive, whatever their biggest fucking competitor is. Where's Holland on? Man City. So you join fucking Manchester United and you just go to war with that motherfucker.

I mean, that motherfucker. Yeah. I mean, that would be crazy. Go get your money, bro. Oh, speaking of Manchester, KSI is going to be fighting Tommy Fury. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be fighting Tommy Fury on Saturday, October 14th. Sunday, October 15th, we will also be in Manchester doing shows for the Life Tour. So we might have to pull up the 14th to that show.

We were going to stay in Scotland for another day, but maybe we just do the day in Scotland and then pull up that night. I thought you were about to announce you're going to be on the undercar. I swear to fuck, I put on flagrant gloves outside. You might have to be on the undercard. I swear to fuck. I put on flagrant gloves outside. I'm like, wait, hold up. You might have to be on the undercard. I'll commentate it, though. Oh, hell yeah. I'll definitely commentate this.

You got to do that. When do you walk him out? Who? Which one? KSI. KSI. Yeah, I'll walk KSI. Sing an Eminem.

I'll walk him. And you have to sing Eminem. Yeah. That would be fire. Oh, dude. We got to do that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be so ill. Yeah, that'll be fire. Oh, dude, we got to do that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be so ill. Yeah, that'll be fun.

And then I think Logan is fighting on the card as well. Yeah. I don't know if they've announced who Logan is fighting. No, I don't think so. But really interesting thing, like a brave thing for KSI to do, fighting someone who's dedicated their life to actually boxing is a different game. Yeah. And I think Jake kind of found that out

when he went in there with him, that there are levels to it. Jake had been incredibly dominant when he was fighting against the MMA guys, but a boxer who's dedicated himself to that thing is different. I'm curious to see. If KSI pulls it off, I mean, he has all the bragging rights

in the world against Jake. And if he doesn't pull it off Him and Jake can fight. Yeah, anyway, yeah Yeah, but brave thing to do. He just can't get fucked up cuz at least Jake like put up a little bit of a Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was in it. Yeah, he went to decision right Jake. I think he drops Tommy to He did. Yeah, Jake dropped Tommy. Did he drop? I thought he like tripped or like kind of like pushed him down.

Yeah, it wasn't like that. No, I think it was a counted knockdown. It was? Yeah. Come on. I'm being serious. Your friends will.

Give credit where credit's due. You know what I mean? It wasn't a real knockdown. I think it was. Look it up. Look it up. So, and it doesn't matter.

It's not like a knockdown flat on his face, but tapped his jaw and sat him down you see the slip I mean yeah come on that's what happens when you punch someone he direct jab

while he's leaning into it and then he punched him right off his feet his foot went the direction his face was supposed to go in that's actually a pure knockdown the foot lands first and then he lifts his right off his feet. His foot went the direction his face was supposed to go in. That's actually, look, a pure knockdown. The foot lands first. And then he lifts his foot off of the ground. I think he's stepping on his foot. What are you saying?

Look at that. Supreme of haters. You're the guy who doesn't hate the polls. You're hating on this. You're the guy who doesn't hate the polls. He went to plant the jab. He steps on his foot. And he said, look where his right foot lands.

He's not on his foot. He's not on his foot at all. Jake's foot's not even in it. How would his foot slip if He steps on his foot. And he said, look where his right foot lands. He's not on his foot. He's not on his foot at all. Jake's foot's not even in it. How would his foot slip if he's on his foot? No. Just hold on. His foot is on the canvas, right? And then now, look, his foot is perfectly on the canvas.

And then both of those feet slip because he momentarily concussed him with a very strong jab. That's a fact of life. Momentarily concussed. No, that's a knockdown, bro. That's a knockdown. That's a pure fact of life. That's a knockdown, bro. That's a pure, legit knockdown. Absolutely a knockdown. I mean, you would be out flatlined if that happened. You would be dead ass. You might be

dead. You might be a dead man. We would get a casket and we would fucking roll you into it if they got hit by that. If Jake comes back on here, we can just go just for free. Fuck it. Go for free. You would spar him? This is crazy.

Easily. Bro. Easily. This is crazy. Would you play him in tennis? I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Tennis.

What happened in tennis? Nothing. You heard about the match? Nothing. All right. Well, Jake will come back. I'm sure he would spar him. Let's go.

Done. We'll make it happen. Let's go. This is the dumbest thing that you've ever decided. You think I'm ready, but I'm saying, right? Why do you want this? I don't think you're ready. No, I don't think you're ready. They can't beat me. All right. Anyway.

If LeBron got offered $500 million, do you think he should go take it and play in China? He said he would, and yes, he should. LeBron at 23? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't get what you're like. For one year, Mark, it's romanticizing this shit. There's something more important than money, bro. He's going to be good forever.

He's already got enough money. There's one year. It's one year. But what if the next year they go, hey, another billion. Play another year. That's two years, two years. Hey, I want you to find the guy who's told you I have enough money. Yeah, that's my point.

Would you go do comedy in Saudi Arabia for one year for $775 million? That's my point. I'm like, if the goal is to be the greatest, no. Well, ours is different. Okay, see? Exactly. It's not even a question. It's one year of your life

for $775 million. That thing doesn't exist. It's like crypto. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make all this money that you shouldn't be able to make, and they're throwing it at his ass. Yeah, he's crazy to not accept it, even though I understand from a competitive stance it doesn't make sense. But if the competing agreement, if the competing option is what? What did you say it was?

$200 million or a lifetime deal for a billion. Yeah. But that's how many years? 12 or whatever. Yeah, 10, 12 years. 10, 12. So you're making either $100 million a year or $775 million a year. That lifetime agreement is available to you the second you come back.

Yeah. You got to, yeah, you got to. Why not just do it at the end of your career? You can just play 10 years and it's not worth it. You're getting $770 million now. This is great. I got a winning you got to. Why not just do it at the end of your career? You can just play 10 years and it's not worth it. You're getting $770 million now. This is great. He can make the money after. I got a winning lotto ticket.

Why don't I wait to cash it in? I got some errands to run. Messi got a billion in Miami or whatever. Also, Saudi Arabia not paying those big prices anymore. Like, just like Spotify not spending fucking crazy money on pockets. Like, I mean, Joe is going to get it. But I don't think anybody else is getting that money anymore. But Messi's the greatest and he got the bill.

Why don't you just do that? Because you can still do that. Because America is Spotify five years ago. We're overspending on MLS. Once MLS gets popping to the point where they don't need to do it, they ain't going to keep spending the money. They're like, we pop it. It's Tiger Woods over here, bro. He missed out on that.

I just want to see Blackman be great, bro. I don't know. I just want to see him. He's going to hold a Blackman down and put money on his pocket. That's what it is, bro. I mean, this might be the worst stance I've ever seen you take. He's a purist. You're a soccer purist. I just want him to be great, bro.

You just quit, man. You're a soccer purist. I just want him to be great, bro. You just quit, man. You're being emotional, bro. You just quit. You're being emotional. He had one. Oh, it's definitely emotional. Wait, what? What's going to sit?

That was a good one. That was an all-time good one. That was an all-time, dude. Okay, can we be a little gossipy? Can we gossip real quick? Are you going to bring up this one? Mark has been excited to talk about this. Yes, dude!

That's all I have to bring up. This might be the most important thing that's ever happened in history. This is just chatty party motherfuckers. Let's just gossip real quick. This is beyond gossip. This cuts to the core of what it means to be a man. This transcends everything. This is the Odyssey. We're about to watch the Odyssey

in real time. Is Ariana Grande a siren, dude? She might be a siren, huh? Alright, if anyone doesn't know. Bust it open. Ariana Grande was married to a guy, dude. Bro, literally. She might be a siren, huh? All right, if anyone doesn't know, basically. Bust it open. Ariana Grande was married to a guy, obviously a famous pop star. She is co-starring on Wicked, okay? Her co-star in Wicked is this guy, Ethan Slater, okay? He formerly was SpongeBob on Broadway, okay?

So he's popping in the Broadway scene. That's why you love him. I'm here, bro. You saw him hate on that? I'm saying what he did. Worked real hard to get to SpongeBob on Broadway. He's one of the greatest actors in the Broadway scene. That's why you love him. And- I'm here, bro. You saw him hate on that? I'm saying what he did. Worked real hard to get to- He's one of the greatest, he's one of the greatest actors in the world. And Ariana was married to a realtor.

Yeah, exactly. What's wrong with that? No, you said a pop star. Why are you hating real talk? He was describing Ariana as international pop star. But it did sound like you were saying she was married to an international pop star. No, she's an international pop star married to a guy. Okay. Just a random guy, regular guy.

And then there's this guy, Ethan Slater. He's one of the most prominent Broadway stars in the world. Okay. Formerly starred as SpongeBob on Broadway. Yo, that's wild stuff. That's wild stuff. That's wild stuff. That's always been his dream.

Why is that hate, bro? I didn't know he's such a hater. Can't a man be SpongeBob on Broadway, bro? That's insane. Ariana Grande, one of the biggest pop stars in the world. I didn't know he's such a hater. Can't a man be Spongebob on Broadway, bro? I'm just saying. I'm just saying that you would. Ariana Grande, one of the biggest pop stars in the world, she's co-starring with this guy, all right? And then basically, the two of them cheat on their respective partners.

Husbands and wives. Allegedly. I mean, yeah, I don't know them. Al just found out about this story from you 30 minutes ago. Talking about allegedly. Yeah. He dressed like Patrick Star. I mean, he's vouching for this guy, bro. I believe, know them. Al just found out about this story from you 30 minutes ago. Talking about a legend. Yeah. Yo. Dressed like Patrick Star.

I mean, he's vouching for this guy. I believe. He's on SpongeBob's team. I believe all women. She said she was separated. And then now they're both divorcing their people. They're dating. This guy, Ethan Slater, just recently had a baby with his wife.

That's where it's fucked up. And his wife. A year and a half ago. What are you? Does the baby go away, dude? I saw that. A year and a half ago. What a fucking stupid thing to say. How much shit happens in a year and a half? This is your Mb does the baby go away, dude? Son, a year and a half ago.

What a fucking stupid thing to say. This is your Mbappe argument. This is your Mbappe argument. Son, that's crazy. Why are you just trying to tear people down, bro? I'm not tearing anyone down. I'm saying it's an interesting story. You didn't have to bring up Spongebob.

I know. You didn't have to bring up his most recent accomplishments like being in Wicked. He's Spongebob, bro. What's wrong with that? Yo, son. Yo, Spongebob, bro. What's wrong with that? Yo, son. Yo, you're devious, bro. That's one of the greatest roles in Broadway, bro. It's one of the biggest cartoons ever.

I love Spongebob. I watched all the seasons. You didn't even watch it. I didn't watch it. I will be honest, but I'm at least giving some respect to a man that played a sponge at the bottom of the ocean or wherever it is. I agree. With square pants.

Yeah, with square pants. It's like my man dedicated his life to musical theater. I agree. It's pants. Yeah, with square pants. Like my man dedicated his life to musical theater. I agree. It's an awesome role. To be a cleaning apparatus that also has a personality and you shit it all over him.

It's a huge show. It's one of the biggest shows on Broadway. Kids love it. I would have gone to see it if I was a little younger. All I'm saying is you don't have to throw salt.

Like now he's in a real, you know, musical. He's a movie. It's a movie. Yeah, it's a movie. A musical movie. Yeah. So it's awesome. But now he left his

high school sweetheart who just had a baby with for Ariana Grande. It's a fascinating tale. Some say that Ariana Grande has made a habit of this. She has a song, Break Up With Your Boyfriend Cause I'm Bored. that Ariana Grande has made a habit of this. Yeah.

She has a song, Break Up With Your Boyfriend Cause I'm Bored. That's a song that she just had out there for years. Break up with your girlfriend. Break up with your girlfriend cause I'm bored.

Yeah, yeah. That's a banger. He just sang the shit out there. Yeah, that shit goes hard too. I'm going to sing that the next song. The next episode, you have to say I'm playing that.

But I'll still search his brain. You were at a concert last night, bro. How do you not know? So she has a history of this. I love gossip. Oh, this is the guy. I wish I could be on The View.

Are we gossiping? Yeah, this is the guy she left her spouse for. Oh, wow. Stay up, Kings. I'm saying anything's possible. Anything is possible. Why are you hating so hard, sir? Why are you acting like it's normal for a person that does theater their whole life?

He does musical theater his whole life. And all of a sudden the biggest pop star in the world is like, yo, smash. That's completely normal. Yo, you know what this emotion is? It's jealousy on everyone. Why does he get to do it? Because he's a musical theater guy, but you've watched Mark's whole life.

He didn't even play sports. Go back to Mark being homeschooled and dressing up with suspenders and a fucking... He's not even going to soccer. Why does he get to take down Ariana Grande? And he got a Brock, too. Damn. He's a little brock. Here's the thing. You're a hater,

but Ariana... You're a hater, bro. But here's the thing, can you blame Ariana? She's been famous since she was a child. Anything she wants, she just asks for and then gets. So I don't even know if she thinks that she's doing anything wrong. I want that man. I don't care what anybody needs to do to get it for me, but that's what I want.

So, hey what I want. So, hey, I want a reservation at a restaurant. Well, it's all reserved. Okay, well, do what you have to do. Yeah, but she's also married, though. You know that this level of, like, narcissism that it takes to be where they are, it doesn't matter, right? That's a good point. It's just whatever I need.

That's a good point. You're fun. You're fun for as long as you feed my narcissism. And then once you stop feeding it, well, we need somebody else to feed it. And nothing feeds narcissism like a man that's taken.

I'm so great that that taken man with a newborn baby will leave his wife and child for this pussy. Yeah, yeah. Whoo! That's wicked pussy right there. That is the wicked witch of the west right there.

When you think about it, that's meta. Meta? Yeah. No. That's meta, I think. No, no. What is that acting where you do it all the time? Method.

Method. Method. That's method. Yeah. You hear what the ex-wife said? What? She said, this is like the thing that sort of my wife is putting me on all of this. She said she's not a girl's girl.

She said Ariana Grande is not a girl's girl. My family's just collateral. And that's sort of like what pushed this big on Twitter right now. So Ariana Grande is apparently... But I hate that. Don't go at Ariana like hold your man accountable. I hate that. No, but here's where I will. This kid, for this kid, and this is kind of to Mark's point.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean this kid? He's young. He's a nice guy. No, but this is to Mark's point. This is a kid that grew up in musical theater. He's doing Broadway plays. This is not somebody girls are going crazy over.

Suddenly, one of the biggest pop stars on earth is into you. It's just like, this is wild. This is not something I ever saw coming. I could see you being booed by that. What? Don't agree with me now. Don't agree with me now. This guy is...

This is what he was trying to get at, but he's also, he was just coming from such a jealous place? Yeah. Yeah, you were coming from such a jealous place.

We can't hear it. You brought up Spongebob for no reason. Nobody asked what his fucking discography was. We couldn't hear Pass the Hate, bro. That's what he was famous for, reason. Nobody asked what his fucking discography was. That's what he's famous for, bro. That's what his biggest role was. Nobody ever seen his skin before. This is your Jake Paul.

Just hating on this man for no reason. Bro, he looks like Jews clues. I'll do a sing-off with this guy. I'm going to do a sing-off with him. Oh, my God. He will wash it. He will wash it. He look like a singer. We're doing the sing-off, and then you're doing going to do a sing-off with him. Oh my God. He will wash it. He look like a singer. We're doing the sing-off and then you're doing the sparring

with Jake. Yeah, man. It's foul as fuck what he did. It's on him, bro. Yeah, it's on him. Nah, but she throwing around A-list celebrity pussy. You can't be just throwing her A-list celebrity pussy.

They all throw it, bro. No. They all throw it. That's all they do. They all throw it. These A-list celebrities, they just need to get filled up. That's what they want. You just gotta be like, yo, back off, bitch. Nah.

Not when you're Spongebob. When you're Spongebob, you gotta go, no, bitch. Now, Spongebob doesn't absorb. It does absorb. You are right. But you gotta chill with that shit. No, you gotta save your Spongebob. You gotta when you Spongebob, you gotta go, no, bitch. Now you know what? Spongebob doesn't absorb. It does absorb. You are right. But you gotta chill with that shit. No, you gotta save

your Spongebob. You gotta say, I'm ready, bro. That's what you gotta do. He gotta chill. I didn't see the show. I don't know what that even means.

I don't know. You're the only one laughing at himself. That's his thing. That's like his catchphrase. We're old. That's his catchphrase? Is this what it's like

being you when we talk about movies? Yeah. We're like backdrafting. You're like, uh. Yeah. Fuck. Exactly. All I'm trying to say is yes

i get it he's like i'm never gonna get this opportunity again i gotta jump on it she's dangerous that is a wild she's dangerous bro but listen as a dude you gotta be you know on your p's and q's you don't think you could get something better than that no now you're a hater come on you don't think you're a hater bro you don't you don't think... You're a hater, bro. You're a hater, bro. You don't think he could get... What about Margot Robbie when she's single? You don't think Ethan Slater could slide in MGMs?

My man's hooking his heels together in this picture. It's unbelievable. You don't think women are into that? Son, this guy... This guy gonna get another Ariana Grande whenever he wants? And take the seize the day. Thank you. Seize the day.

He does have Six Flags mascot energy. And the biggest pop star in the world is like, yo, smash. And you go, yeah. He's straight on Broadway, though, right? What does that mean? He's got straight guy lead. Oh, that's another thing. He been through pussy.

He been through Broadway pussy. He's gotten girls. Every straight dude in ballet or Broadway smashes absolutely everything. Not A-list. No, he passed. This is high school sweetheart he was with. He cheated on nobody.

He waited. Black Swan? Yo, Black Swan, Natalie Portman. Exactly. You got Natalie Portman. Ballet? The creative director that did Yo, Black Swan, Natalie Portman. Exactly. You got Natalie Portman. Yup. Ballet, the creative director that did Black Swan. Yeah, but he's not on Broadway. But he's in the ballet world.

Yeah, but he's not on Broadway. No, but they got, listen, let me explain. They made a movie set. I know, and like, what are you talking about? Can I just explain? No, no, no. What he's trying to say is if you're a straight guy in the dance world or the Broadway world, the level of confidence you have from every single woman that you're interacting with, you're spending literally 18 hours a day throwing pussy. Think about it.

It's not only are you the only straight person that they're interacting with, they're the most insecure people on the planet. We're talking about actors and ballerinas who are told constantly they're not good enough. And then there's one straight dick that they all have to share. And it's never alone. The premier ballerina or whatever is always what

to do. So the other underling ballerina is like, oh, if I could only have that one straight dick. So their egos are here. You've never even seen an ego like that. So he probably walked on set with, I don't know, whatever her name is, and he's just like, fine, I'm gonna throw her some fucking sauce.

Yeah. You know? A little sea cucumber? That's it, I'll throw her a little sea cucumber. I'll do it, I'll do it for charity. You know what I mean? Yo, why you waiting on her off the hook though? She married too. You know what I mean? Yo, why are you letting her off the hook, though?

She married two. You're soft, bro. You may have blue pill. Can I be honest with you? Are you a liberal, dude? He's such a cuck, dude. It's all on her. He's such a cuck, dude.

Bro, once you guys realize that the patriarchy is responsible for everything bad in the world, then you'll finally be at a point where you could tuck your cocks between your legs and jerk off backwards

in a mirror. Oh, nice. You know what I mean? You could do it. I'm surprised you stuck that landing. I didn't know where you were going. That was good. I got it all out. I got it all out, dude. I might not be fucking Spongebob on Broadway, but I got it all out.

Now he's a hater. You are a hater, bro. Yo, fuck you. You're cool. You're a hater, bro. How you brought those pictures up, man? I just Googled his name, bro. Nah, you could have found some. Which one you want? Which one you want?

Also, big feet. Wait, him? He kind of look like Ariana Grande. I don't even know if that's not Ariana Grande. Did she change her hair yet? Or she's still just doing a ponytail? I don't know. She has never not been in a ponytail.

Let's go, baby. Yo, you... Yo, Mark is in. I'm on his side. I'm bailing him out. You're an animal, Mark. I'm bailing him out. You're an animal.

He's a theater kid his whole life. All of a sudden, he gets given a Faustian bargain. Trade your whole life for the greatest pop star ever. And you go, yeah, it's a tough decision. And all the guys that are saying, oh, I would never do this. No, no, no. You could never. Oh.

Ariana Grande is never going to go. I understand Faustian bargain, but I'm with you, though. That's my point. That's a good point. That's a good point. I'm on his side. You guys are hating on him. He's out here blaming men for everything.

Yeah. He's honorating women for their infidelity. It's men's fault, bro. It's fucking men's fault. I understand his position. My man's man's soft. I don't care, dude. It's men's fault, bro. It's fucking men's fault. I understand his opposition. My man's man's soft. I don't care, dude. It's men's fault.

You got soft. Look at you, man spreading all over the couch. Man spreading over the couch. You know what I mean? Like, you know, you're doing whatever you can. Just saying, like, it's disgusting what men are doing out there, taking advantage of a poor girl like that. She's a married woman alone in London. What do you think she's going to do, dude?

What do you think she's going to do? What a fucking jerk that guy is. And look at how alpha he is. Don't joke your way out of this. Don't joke your way out of it. Zoom in on that picture right there. Don't joke your way out of your real opinions. Zoom in on that picture.

What happened to the guy that had a problem with women swimming Look at that alpha male right there Look at that fucking alpha male Barely getting his fingers around that spatula Look at him barely being able to Hold a spatula dude Think about how alpha he got Think about that

Look at this Go in closer Go in fucking closer Look at the shock and awe. Hell yeah. Anyway, the point is, you're one of the worst human beings in history. What did I do?

What do you mean, what did you do? What do you mean? You're a piece of shit. I'm on your side. You did that thing where you listed his credits as if you weren't making fun of him, even though you were. And that's the meanest thing you can do.

Because you're not making fun of him. You're just saying them. And then you make us do the work of making fun. Because you don't respect Broadway. So at any Broadway show I could say, you'd be like, that's facts. Watch. Ready? Oh, my God.

Pull up his Wikipedia picture. Oh, stop it. This is crazy. Oh, stop. Son, how did he couldn't get a better picture? Son, son, son. Come on. Yo, hey, hey, hey. EDP out here, bro.

Bro. My man looking like an EDP. What the fuck, bro? I'm saying he did, he won. I'm on his side. He won, bro. I am as well, dude. We're on the same page.

You're just jealous of him very clearly. That's the only thing I'm noticing. Yes. He won, bro. I am as well, dude. We're on the same page. You're just jealous of him very clearly. That's the only thing I'm noticing. Yes. He won. It's more on her than him. I take back everything I said, bro. Thank you. Welcome back, dog.

Everything I said when I looked at that one right there. That is nuts. Do your motherfucking thang, boy. That's nuts. Do your thang, boy. He's up. Do your thang, boy. If he makes that hairstyle popular, then he's Riz God.

City boys are up, is what I'm saying. He went from Broadway to fucking Ariana Grande. Drew, you got to do that. To MSG. Fuck you, Alex. Fuck you, Alex. You got to do that. Stupid hat.

Stupid fucking hat. Dumb fucking hat. Fucking idiot hat. Look at his dumb fucking hat. Dumb fucking hat. Fucking idiot hat. Look at his dumb fucking hat. He's a stupid idiot. Okay, listen. Let's talk about fucking Alex as being a jerk in the ass.

Okay, what else we got? Cardi B threw a mic at someone that threw water at her. Justified or not? You got to do it. We got to start fighting back. They're throwing shit at performers, bro. Cardi got to take a stance.

Or their security guard got to tackle someone who throws some shit. Some pain needs to get inflicted on the people throwing in order for other people to be like, okay, it's not worth the moment. Because right now, it's worth the moment. You throw it. You look fucking. You get a free microphone? Like, dude, this is like great. These are expensive.

It's at least $800. Do you think they took it back? That's fire. Yeah, a thousand percent. Dislodged it from the guy's fucking head. A thousand percent. And then you get to sue Cardi for a bunch of money.

I wonder if, I don't know if you get to because it's retaliatory. He threw water. If it hits someone else, then it is. But if it hit the person who threw the water,

that's retaliation. I mean, she can be sued, but I don't think any court would pass it. If I throw something at you and you throw something back at me, what are you suing me for? I still don't think you're supposed to go to the authorities and be like, hey, this person threw something at me. Fuck that. I was crazy for a moment. What's that called? Can't pray insanity.

Momentary. I was insane for one moment. Yeah. Yeah, you threw a slushie at me. I went crazy. Maybe that might hold. I went crazy for a moment. What's that called? Can't pray for insanity. Momentary. I was insane for one moment. Yeah. Yeah, you threw a slushie at me. I went crazy. Maybe that might hold. I went crazy. Maybe.

I went crazy, bro. I went SpongeBob. I went SpongeBob. So how tall is my man? That's another thing. Height does factor into it. Why do you keep bringing this up, bro? The height factors into it, bro.

If you a short king and you get offered some blue check box, you should be able to cheat. I like this. Throw it. He's 5'7". Hey, bro, that's a good height. That's a good height.

This is my point, dude. This is my point. Shut up. Shut. Shut up. Shut the hell up. You're a fan of him, so you know all his... You know his fucking baseball card.

We don't know none of that shit. You know? Dickhead. But yeah, not. Back to Cardi. That was stupid. yeah, not. All right, back to Cardi. That was stupid. No, it's stupid legally, but it's good for all performers that they know there's some payback. That's what I agree with.

Because I'm going to be honest. Apparently earlier she was saying throw water at my ass or something. She was singing wet ass pussy. Oh, she did that? Yeah, and then somebody threw it at her face. And then she was just like, I said throw it at my ass, at my coochie, not my face, or something like that. Oh, if she said that, I didn't notice. But also, you know,

motherfuckers are throwing stuff at people in audiences. They should get fucked up. Nah, she said it. That's crazy. They should get roughed up, though. Maul's a great arm on her. I don't think anyone's really pointed it out.

It was good. That was good. She's from the Bronx. She switched hands lefty and then drilled it. Yeah, she grew up Yankee Stadium. She knows how it's done. She's been watching? Yeah, of course.

People have been throwing stuff. I saw someone threw something at Drake. You heard about this? Oh, yeah. Titties. Yeah, giant tits. Yeah, giant titties. That's the other thing. There's so much positive feedback to throwing shit now. That shorty that threw her bra up, she got to deal with Playboy. Yeah, and

Drake kind of encourages it. Hell yeah, he does. Yeah, Drake's a heavy king, bro. Drake's a heavy king, bro. You know what I mean? Shout out to the heavies. She got a deal with Playboy, dude. We all went to the Drake show.

Did we talk about that? No, we didn't talk about the Drake show. Thoughts? I thought it was awesome. Yeah, production, fantastic. Production, absolutely fantastic. And the amount of money i don't even think the fans understand the level like the the amount of money that he spends

to make the show like that this is gonna sound like i'm pocket watching i'm doing the opposite but it's like i was talking to the people at msg and they're like this is an arena show sorry this is a stadium show that has been put into an arena. In other words, the amount of production. Trucks specifically. There's like 49 trucks or something like that that are traveling with all the gear. And it's done in an arena. Normally, that would be in an arena 15 to 20 for a big show.

So that's all. Think about that. Just for anybody who comes and watches the show, that's reinvestment into the fan experience. That's money out of his pocket for the fans to enjoy the show. That is an unbelievable thing and unbelievable dedication to curating an awesome fan experience. And that's probably one of the reasons why he's been on top of the game for so long, because he is making sure that every time he goes out that the fans appreciate it. My theory on that is

he's never really had the show that people talk about after. They've always been good, but you know how everybody talks about Kanye's show. They talk about Travis' show. They talk about Jen. So he's like, this is one thing we gotta check off. We gotta have Illest Live Show. I mean, yeah. And again, Drake is not necessarily for me, but I

understand this guy's probably gonna go down as the greatest greatest ever and i didn't see the show but i keep hearing about it he's and he just seems like he's incredibly thoughtful in everything he does he does an interesting thing though which is like he purposely like raps kind of like off beat at times and i'm assuming purposely because the guy is a professional rapper with the fuck ever he wants on a beat and uh but i wonder i have to ask like why that is and what it is because what it does is when you're in the crowd you want to rap along with the song but it throws you off a little bit from rapping along with it. So he'll create his own other version of how the flow would go. Does that make sense?

Did you guys notice this too? I noticed that. So I'm assuming this is all done because he believes that that will curate the best experience. But as someone who this is my first big Drake show, I was like, oh, I kind of want to rap along with the song the way I know it. And then it kind of made that a little bit difficult. Again, I wish that I had seen another Drake show so I could be like, oh, it's actually cool to hear this other stimulus because you know how the song sounds. Like maybe that's what it is.

Have you gone to more than one? Yeah, I've seen previous Drake shows. And does he do it at those shows as well? No. So this is the first time he did it? It's the first tour that he's doing this. And did you prefer before or this one? Before.

Interesting. I like being able to rap along with the song. And then if he doesn't say a word, you just hear the crowd filling up the word. One of the coolest things about going to any kind of religious moment, you go to a church, what are things you're going to, a concert, is seeing how excited the people get rapping along. I find myself watching the people, and these girls and dudes were having the fucking time of their life rapping along to the bars. And especially when he was just letting the audience sing it, when he pulls the mic back,

and now it's your time to shine, your time to show how much you appreciate the artist. So yeah, I thought that that choice was interesting. I'd be curious to ask him. I'd be like, why do you choose to do that thing? Because for me, it threw me off a little bit.

Yeah. But the whole show is so curated. I'm assuming there's a reason. There has to be. No, yeah. It's definitely done purposefully. Everything is thought about.

Like even the break, there's a moment, I don't want to give too much of the show away. I don't know how that works with artists. Like maybe it's, I'm curious. Because with's a moment, I don't want to give too much of the show away. I don't know how that works with artists. Maybe it's, I'm curious, because with the stand-up, I wouldn't want people giving my show away. But maybe with an artist, since you're

already familiar with the music, that's an okay thing to talk about. But there is a moment of the show where he turns it into a club, and you play the dance song, kind of bangers. And it's just an interesting choice where in the middle of the show, he's in a DJ booth.

And then just creating this different vibe. I loved it. The way he did it was so smart. Fucking brilliant. Instead of standing on stage while it's just dance beats, he goes in a DJ booth and actually makes it about everyone else

that's there with the people they're with. There's so much psychology happening throughout the show that I thought was really clever. Really smart. I don't want to give it away, but the way he utilizes the space that he's in, it's this massive arena. And every person that's in there, I feel like has a moment where they're like, oh, I'm close.

Yep. And- Great community building. The way he builds community, and then the way he's making the audience feel like they're getting the most amount of show possible at the end. Yeah, let's not give away a few of the things he does, but there's some very, this is really thought about. Yeah. And really fun, and he's not a lazy performer.

There are certain rappers that go out there and they just try to be cool, and they just chill or whatever like that. And it's just boring as fuck. His singing voice was great. Yeah, he was singing, singing. He was singing, singing. But he's going after it. He's moving around. The stage is even dynamic.

Different parts of the stage are raising up. The whole stage is LED. So you can create different projections on parts of the stage. So the stage itself is part of it. Like it was very... And then the catalog of music is so strong. Like.

Yeah, it's like one of the advantages of just having decades of albums that come out that people love, you know, that you can, yeah, go through them. It's hard to talk about it without like revealing some of the things you want to be a surprise for the audience. But it was very, it was very cool.

So I saw his show and I was like, oh wow, it's fantastic, all the stuff he's doing. And then yesterday I see Beyonce's show. Amazing. Bring it down. For those of you who don't know. So she's doing a combination of her old stuff and the new stuff. It's probably a little bit more of the new stuff.

So I'm not that familiar with the newer stuff like the dance album that she put out or whatever. But it's still, it's so stimulation everywhere. Background dancers, the crowd is going nuts, everyone dresses up for a concert. Oh, that's fire. So like, it looked like Burning Man. Yeah, that's fire. Bedazzled and gays everywhere. Yes.

But yeah, that was probably one of the best concerts I've ever seen. Really? And how does she create intimacy in such a huge stadium? Same as Drake, like she has a stage where it a stage where she's kind of walking aisles. So she kind of gets close. Are there screens everywhere that you can lock in? Huge guy. Gigantic screen.

And where are they located? They're right behind her? No, right behind her. Oh, is the show on one end zone? So she's not... Oh! She's not doing the round. This is what Taylor Swift did also.

Bring it up. I told you she did the Cowboy at&t stadium it's a hundred thousand at seats but she cut it to 70 and it did three times it is insane but i'm assuming she just just stayed in the end zone and performed but keep in mind it's a hundred thousand that seat for a football game yeah you know now you have all the people that are on the floor. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. So she cut it down probably a good amount to make it as intimate as she could. Oh, wow. No, but find there's a certain stage design. That's like, and that wall is so big. No matter where, if you're in the nosebleed, you're still enjoying the shit out of that show.

Because you're looking at that giant video wall. Yes, not this. Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting. Bro, it was phenomenal. But something like this, Al? Yeah. Got it. So she has two different runways that she could walk out,

and there's a camera on her locked at all point in time, and then everybody are looking at those screens in the behind to, okay. And the sound in that big place? Sounds crisp. Perfect. Wow. Wow. You know that they put, like,

the huge team on this, the amount of money, like, if Drake's spending money, she's spending double. Wow. Just put it like that. Wow. It's crazy, bro. But also, does the arena or a stadium give you more production capabilities than an arena? Like, are you able to do more?

I wonder if, like, there's a... Probably. She was doing shit where she's like floating and shit like fireworks probably yeah all that wow so it was phenomenal

he said I'm gonna go to Taylor Swift to see to compare them oh yeah you've seen all three I would check it out I would too 100%

I wanna go to Taylor Swift I'm a Swifty I don't know what that means but I if it's the biggest tour ever it's probably pretty good I'm trying to go next week In LA, that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, can't wait. Yeah, that'd be fucking sick

I mean, you just got to see it. You just got to see it. There's gonna be aspects of the Beyonce show or Drake show or Taylor show or any of these things done on the highest level that you're like Oh, wow. Those are great things. Yeah, we need to find a version of that that works for us. Yeah. Like, yeah. It's just like, it's just like you're a young filmmaker and you see Tarantino put out a movie and you're like, oh, I didn't even know that you could mess with time and the story could still make sense.

Yeah. Yeah. Like. And at its best, a live show is its own performance. Like, just because you're great at music or great at any art form. Does not. A live show transitions to a different thing. Listen, the reality is that even if you don't like Taylor Swift, you probably know more of her songs than a new artist that you like.

So you can't even say you don't like her. We're all Swifties. Your body likes her. Your body has memorized her songs. The point is, yeah, we're all Swifties. That is it. We are all Swifties. Whether you like it or not, that's the power of music.

Whether you like that person or not. You don't gotta like her as a person. Her music, you know it and it slaps. It goes, bro. No, she got some slappers. Team Kanye, fine, but the music slaps with Taylor. I was the best. You belong with me.

Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Save a blank space, baby. I don't know that. I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Yeah. I knew that one.

Bro, love story? Say yes, darling, and you will never be afraid. Oh, I know that one. I love you, and that's a... Yeah, that was a banger. Keep going. I wonder how many

we at least know. We are never, ever, ever getting back together. Keep going. Oh, Bad Blood. I don't remember how that goes back. Maybe we got bad.

Bad Blood. And you should be mad. So think about it. You're going into the concert like, I'm not even going to know anything. And then you know 20 of the fucking songs, all the chorus. Teardrops on my guitar.

That was like her OG hit. How did it go? I don't know. It's basically just like, I have teardrops on my guitar. It's like the most basic country pop song. She was like 14 when she made it. Great job singing. Our song.

Our song is a slim screen door. Speaking out, wait, tapping on your window. I think I know that. When you're on the phone and you talk real slow. That's what she was. Guys, thank you so much

for listening to Flake. Yeah, I just. We appreciate you. We love you. That shit goes hard. You know what I'm saying? Dope.

Today was a fairytale banger. Bye. White horse.