Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - All Bi’s Matter

Episode Date: September 15, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss Netflix's Cuties, Disney filming in China, JK Rowling's new book, the new Oscar rules, can men be bisexual, some clown that talked about us for an hour and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant 2 it's your boy sheltie here we got akash take alex media mark gagnon is back we got taylor okay taylor is off camera because she got so fucking high before this podcast she ate an edible she thought none of us would notice but we noticed taylor okay we noticed that you were high Alright I'm not deaf I'm high You're not deaf Fair enough She still got her wits with her

Alright Anyway Listen I don't know how many times We restarted this podcast But we just gotta We just gotta congratulate Mark Mark is married

Officially Yeah He's back here After his honeymoon Do you think it was wrong For me to criticize you having a honeymoon after your marriage?

What the fuck is that? What is going on? That's Taylor's fucking phone. That's not even her phone. That's just Taylor going, beep, beep, beep. That's how high she is, bro. Stop it, Taylor.

Stop it. Go walk it off. Go run it off. Okay? Mark, look at you trying to sabotage Mark. You had that seat. I know. And the second we about to talk about Mark's stop look at you trying to sabotage mark you had that seat i know the second

we about to talk about mark's wedding she really trying to sabotage mark's story yo that is i'm off the market taylor okay geez no she wants your chair oh damn it anyway so mark mark got married i was very critical of mark's honeymoon after his wedding. Mark, what did you enjoy more, getting married or not having to work for Andrew for a week? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That was about me, that one. I thought we were ganging up on Mark. I thought that was the whole game.

I was curious. I'm wondering. Okay. No, but seriously, answer that question. What is the question exactly? He said, what did you enjoy more, your honeymoon or not working for me, which I think is the same thing. I don't know. I said getting married or not working for me, which I think is the same thing. I said getting married or not working for you.

No, let's not ask that. Let's ask this one. Let's ask this one. I don't know. When were you going to tell me that you weren't coming in to work that day? Because I texted Mark on the flight. I said something like, yo, we got a lot of work to do. I said, we got a lot of work to do.

It's Sunday, 945 Sunday. I was like, can't wait to get an early start Monday. At what point were you going to tell me? Can I do that one instead? The way we started the first time. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the planet. The way we started the first time was way more fun.

Okay. When did you think that you were going to tell me? When were you deciding to tell me? Well, let me just say this. Yeah, yeah. Because I text you at 9.45 at night while I'm in the sky waiting for you to look at your phone and text me. Yeah. Remember? And I knew there was something up because earlier in the day I was texting Mark. I was like, hey, man, proud of you. I hope you're enjoying your day. This, that, the other. And I was like, man,

we're about to get work. We got a lot of work to do, man. We changing the game again. I can't wait. It's going to be so crazy. I ain't here for that month for five hours straight. Wow. Wait, when? Mark be ghosting on text. On my wedding day. No, this is the next day. On my wedding next day. It's over. The wedding's over, bro. We celebrated it.

Now you just married like the rest of us. No, now I- You haven't tell brunch the next day. Whatever, whatever. You get the brunch the next day, motherfuckers still care. And then when they leave the venue, officially we're like, that's good.

That's in the past now. Yeah, exactly. Your wedding is over. Thank you. So if he texted you after that, wedding is over. Akash, another married man. Thank you. But I'm saying if he texted you after that breakfast or whatever, if you had a meal,

I don't know how white people do weddings. Yes. It's over. We're done. We're done doing this. I'm looking for the exact thing you sent him. Oh, no. Okay, this is what I said.

I'm going to start texting you right now. I'm filibustering. I'm about to filibuster, bro. Okay, this is what I said. I'm going to start texting you right now. I'm filibustering. I'm about to filibuster, bro. You know, if you do that, he can't keep scrolling. Oh, fuck! He just texted me and then went back to the bottom. God, these kids are so good at technology. Screenshot.

Put your phone on the airplane. Put your phone on the airplane. Take it off Wi-Fi. Oh, fuck. No, but it would still go. Score. No, take it off Wi-Fi. Damn, did he scoreboard me, though?

He did. He fucking scoreboarded me, dude me dude mary mark is so different bro this guy sabotages everything including a week of work with his fucking honeymoon piece of shit at 9 48 eastern standard time a.m or p.m p.m oh it's night i'm landing the plane excited getting ready to go ready to go. What time zone was I in? Say again? What time zone was I in? Same time zone as me. Okay. After you took us all to Florida, right? Tried to give us Corona. Tried to give us Corona, yeah. We went down there. You might have went down there what day? Wednesday? I think

it was Friday. Probably checked out by Monday. You were useless the week before. The guy took three weeks off. The guy took three weeks off for his wedding. Who takes three weeks off for a wedding? This guy got elephants at his wedding. He don't need three weeks. You're right about it. Think about that.

How long is an Indian wedding? Three days. Three days. That's actually his point. Aghaj fucked me up because he got married secretly in the night. Yeah.

Because I didn't want to miss the work. I wouldn't have done that, Mark. I didn't want to miss the work. I wouldn't have done that. See, Aghaj did it so sneakily that we didn't even know that it happened.

Got married on a Sunday, at work on Monday. What's good? And no one even knew. He didn't even take a single day off. Bruh, I'm nice. And he got real married. None of us.

Honestly, and I spoke to Father Benjamin about this. I have words with him. He gave me a call, and we were having a little discussion about not sharing the speech that I gave on the podcast because there might have been some sacrilegious things said in that. You know what I mean? Please forgive me, Father Benjamin.

I love you. You're my guy. Love you. Always open invitation to come up here. Also, Father, Father. Not just Father Benjamin. Please forgive me,

Father, Father God. You know what I mean? Also, God, forgive me too. Matter of fact, over Benjamin, no offense, but if I'm going for forgiveness, I'm going to the top. Top down.

Top down. That being said, I said, Father Benjamin, why does he have to take a week off? I was going through it. I said, why does he have to take a week off I was going through it I said why does he have to take a week off he goes

he goes well you know you have a wedding you need to celebrate a honeymoon you know what I mean I go he's 23 years of age his whole life has been celebrated

the guy went from college into doing stand up comedy he gets married it's a honeymoon there's no struggle yet there's a honeymoon that's true yeah you're completely

right so far I like that move though he had father Benjamin cough to get him out of that what the fuck I like that move that's smooth

come on bro come on dog did you do that too no yo this mark bro that's smooth but do you know why you talked to father Benjamin

why is that because you weren't invited to my wedding keep going I don't know where it is just yet there have been some weddings in the past

that you weren't invited to okay so maybe do you see how he's trying to divide and conquer us that's a white man

do you see what he's trying to it don't work on another white guy it don't work on another white guy yeah whatever he said

we're spinning no who's spinning I don't know Al what are we doing I don't know man I'm just saying take over

Al's gone why won't Al marry you? Now everybody's in a spin cycle. Oh, shit. Yo, chill out. Wait a minute. Translate to Spanish. Oye, la mujer de Alex.

¿Por qué no estás casada con Alex? Este hijo de puta. I call you the hijo de puta. But no disrespect to your mom, bro. Oh, shit. No disrespect. No disrespect. We no disrespect to your mom, bro. Oh, shit. No disrespect. No disrespect. Oh, shit.

We shared a whole day at Harry Potter. Oh, fuck. That went to Harry Potter World? That went to Harry Potter World. That lasted one ride. Son. Son, rides make me sick. Yo, he really bitched up, son.

Yo, you know how, this is how I knew I was upset when Mark didn't come to work. This is how I knew I was upset. I went on two rides. I was sick. I tapped out. One of the rides was the train that goes from Hogwarts to the Dragon Island. Okay? That shit, I looked at the fucking 3D screen

to the right. It's not a ride. It's not a ride. We were moving. It takes you to the other... That's the train that goes from Times Square to Grand Central. Harry's flying. Hermione's flying. And I was getting sick. And I said, I'm not going on no goddamn rides. I definitely didn't go

into Green God's vault. I didn't do that one. That shit is litty. You messed up. It was mad fun. That shit is litty. Mad racist in fucking Florida. I'm looking at the vault

and people looking at me, they're like, oh, that shit is racist. They were fucking racist, bro. They were profiling me, bro. They were profiling me. Come back, Taylor.

You're so hot. Can I get a loan? Yeah, motherfuckers were asking me for loans outside of Green profiling me. Come back, Taylor. You're so hot. Yeah, motherfuckers were asking me for loans outside of Green God's vault. That's disrespectful, bro. That's crazy. That's racist. That's how racist Florida is.

Oh, my God. I hope y'all get Corona. Motherfucker came up to me asking for a picture. I had the Trump 2020 mask on. Oh, no. I had to ask him to take down the mask.

I was like, come on, bro. We're not afraid of Corona. I to take down the mask i was like come on bro we're not afraid of corona i'll take a deep breath like smart anyway so this is how i knew i was sick after going on that train yeah after i took the fucking s train yeah sick it took me the whole rest of the day and your whole wedding to get better i was still sick ill during the way i was ill during the wedding and i thugged it out for you wow okay okay piece of shit i can't believe it okay listen i texted mark when mark said oopsie there's been a slight problem yep it was like i was back on a train oh my god it was i was back on the train that made you sick though do you really want to know is it the very first one

is it the basket one it was it was hoggleworks The Hoggleworks, the one where it's all video. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't even talk about it right now. My mouth is starting to salivate. My mouth is starting to salivate. I'm going to get sick just talking about it. I went on that shit with my girl. I went on that shit with my girl.

I couldn't even pick out a wand afterwards. I was so sick. We were looking at all the wands. And I was like, I can't look at them. Just get out. And then she got me a wagon. The thing about the wand Is the wand picks you

You know what I mean So think about that Hey you know which one You know which one picked me Sirius Black You know what I'm saying That Sirius Black And that's what I whipped out

Later that night When she wanted some What Al Al you never whip out That Sirius Black Que es eso Que es eso Al you never whip out that serious black Que es eso Que es eso Este negro

Serioso My shit is more like a Playfully joking brown It's a sarcastic brown Wait a minute is his name serious black Yeah His wine sucks Yeah It is Sirius Black Yeah His wand sucks Yeah

Yours is trash I wanted Voldemort Why didn't you get it? Nothing fits better Real talk Real talk Except Voldemort Doesn't suck nose

How dare you Take a honeymoon Real talk That is a little Voldemort Yeah of course Anyway yeah But my girl said She'd break up with me

If I got a Voldemort won she takes Harry Potter very serious bitch I bitched out bro I need her to nurse me back to health I can't do that shit myself okay so Mark yeah in conclusion yeah yeah yeah what what I almost called you Aladdin

what that's how on edge I am right now I looked at Taylor she's still high she had the most hilarious comment of her life last that's the top comment you realize that taylor oh you got the top comment on the top comment on youtube is the aladdin thinking that akash was gonna have an aladdin style wedding anyway point is do you feel remorseful for getting married while we had things to do no what about having an extra honeymoon what do you feel remorseful for getting married while we had things to do no what about having an extra honeymoon what do you mean extra honeymoon alex no combat what counts as extra

before the wedding and then a last minute honeymoon and the honeymoon is exactly where the wedding was that's what blew my mind is you didn't go nowhere i just asked him where his mind was blown my mind was he was teasing legit said, y'all were there. He was like, yeah, Andrew and Alex were there. It's the same beach you were just at. That's the honeymoon. Yo, that shit hurt my heart. Where do I go?

Go to the Bahamas. Go to Aruba. You don't even believe in Corona. Fly. We can't go. Go to Mexico, bro. You can go to Mexico. Everybody's in Mexico.

I'm not going to fucking Mexico. Oh my goodness. Yo, that was real hard. You're not in Florida anymore, Mark. We're in Brooklyn. You cannot speak this way. I love Mexico. We might need people to fix the lights up in here

or something like that. Bro, Yanny's coming tomorrow. Thank you, Yanny. Well, I ain't doing Yelp yet, but you better slow down. Nah, I can't knock Mark because in case I need

a honeymoon week. I can't knock it. Be like, yo, Mark did it. Be honest, Al. You the last one that's going to be in the honeymoon week. I can't knock it. Be like, yo, Mark did it. Be honest, Al. You're the last one that's going to need a honeymoon week. But it might come. It might come.

What you going to need a honeymoon for, Al? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Al, what you going to need a honeymoon for, Al? You might need some funerals for some time. You might need to take some time off

for some little caskets out here. Oh, man. Some would-be showers. Bro, I would be the best pallbearer, bro. That was good. I would be the best pallbearer. No, would-be showers. That's what you call when you pull out.

You're like, it won't be a shower. Bro, if I was a pallbearer at his own fucking... Hey, be careful. He's a pallbearer. I'll call a light on'll be at his own fucking kid's funeral go yeah just launch that shit in the fucking ocean damn damn so mark what happened bro all that time by the sea yo okay yo mark just calm down bro Everything's gonna come back You got your sea legs still bro Shout out to the new set

That shit look pretty man That shit's blingin Guys what do we got to talk about this week man There's been some things going on I just wanna make a statement right now Make it Cause I know everybody's wanting me to talk about this. Obviously.

I'm going to make a statement. Obviously, this is important. I'm not watching cuties. You know what? I'm glad you said it. I'm not watching. I've been waiting to hear your response to the cuties controversy this whole time. I'm not going.

Listen, everybody's been telling me, bro, you got to respond about cuties. I'm not watching cuties. Wow. I can't watch it because here's the thing. There's no positive scenario that comes out of me watching it. Do you know the movie we're all talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Netflix.

It's about like these little girls in France, whatever, they join like a twerking crew or some shit like that. Yeah. My assumption is, well, people are saying that it's pedophilia. Yeah. That's what they're saying yeah but you know how like everybody likes to call

everything pedophilia that's the new shit yeah right that's like that's off-white yeah it's like you

everybody gotta call out pedophilia yeah it's almost getting so excessive that my attitude is like is there really pedophilia it's almost that excessive right so everybody's going you gotta cancel Netflix over this this is horrible pedophilia? It's almost that excessive, right? So everybody's going, you got to cancel Netflix over this.

This is horrible. Pedophilia is at the end. My assumption with this is the marketing of the movie is probably way more egregious than the movie. But here's why I'm not going to see the movie. I don't want to see little girls sexualized regardless. My assumption is that the movie is exposing the sexualization of kids. Yes. And how it's bad.

Yes. And unfortunately, you need to sexualize or objectify kids to showcase that. It's the same thing like if you want to show birth, you got to show a baby coming out of a pussy. It's by proxy you got to show some pussy. That being said, i don't want to see it if if schindler's list didn't show the atrocities that happened it's not schindler's list that's an interesting point so this movie my girl started watching like 10 minutes couldn't be like trust us yo yeah motherfuckers with marco back well i didn't see it you didn't really see it

you saw some smoke coming out you don't know what that was it's not bad yeah it's a bonfire we couldn't all movies were black and white everything looked oppressive you want basically the point is you watch this girl we quit 10 minutes in i was like turn this shit off oh you tried it yeah can't together as like no like she wanted to watch it i was like all right let's see what everybody's talking about before any like actual sexual sexualization shit happens you just see her like looking at the magazines whatever of like this is what pretty girls look like i guess but that's the commentary is girls i think as young girls minds get so warped by society that a lot of times they try to sexualize themselves young it's true and that's

a valid point so what they got girls wearing makeup at these little uh what are they called like where you see which oh beauty pageant oh yeah toddlers in trs like why are they wearing makeup yeah it's horrendous horrendous whole point of blush do you know what the point of blush is where you see which person. Oh, beauty pageant. Beauty pageant. Oh, yeah. Toddlers in CRs? Like, why are they wearing makeup? Yeah, it's horrendous. Horrendous. The whole point of blush. Do you know what the point of blush is? What?

And even lipstick. It's when a girl is in a sexual state, when she's actually, like, hot and, like, heavy, and she's horny and she's ready to fuck, her cheeks redden and her lips redden. So makeup is supposed to reenact what is happening to a human being, a woman, when they're getting fucked. Why are you painting girls to do that?

What's that? Yes, it does happen to black people. Yes, it does. Where do you think red bone comes from? Where do you think red bone comes from? That's a girl getting boned. Yeah. Yeah.

We tried to save our conscious joke right there. We just tried to save costume. We tried to save it, bro. I tried to jump right on top of it. Where are the guns? We need the guns. You can't win them all. You can't win them all. How quick did you come into the movie? You said you only watched the thumbnail.

The thumbnail. Before she could even scroll down. She's like, do you want to watch yes yes yes actually i'm good let's watch a social dilemma point is point is i think we all agree yeah society's fucked up you could execute that in a way better way maybe or you don't even need to showcase it but then i started thinking right i'm like watching this show and another show on netflix it's absolutely hilarious you actually watch it called cobra kai i started watching that shit is fantastic fantastic so much fun what is that very good it is a modern day uh sequel if you will to the karate kid but now the protagonist is the other guy that the Karate Kid beat. So you're watching kids either way?

Well, here's the thing. They're adults now. Okay. Right? But I'm watching it. And then there is kids in high school that are like making out and the girls that are in high school are all like done up and sexualized. And maybe the actors are older than 18, but they're supposed to be portraying kids in high school are all like done up and sexualized and maybe the actors are older than 18

but they're supposed to be portraying kids in high school and then I started to think wait a minute what about Gossip Girl those girls were supposedly and guys were supposed to be in high school what about when we were young maybe it was okay when we were young but what's the show Not Saved by the Bell the next one they're older Beverly Hills now too and all this kind of shit I'm like wait a minute

how many high school shows where they show kids dry humping and fucking and all this kind of stuff are just regular like, wait a minute. How many high school shows where they show kids dry humping and fucking and all this kind of stuff are just regular and normal? And I'm like, wait a minute. This is adults watching kids be sexual. There was that show Skins, I think. It was like a British show.

Super wild. It's like, wait a minute. You are entertaining adults with kids. What's the fucking HBO show with zendaya or whatever yeah euphoria euphoria we called out that exact shit and i was like yo why are you why are you making it okay like it's just weird to me to and the cuties is the first time there's any pushback i think it's super egregious yeah it's further these are like 10 year olds 10 year olds as opposed to 16 17 exactly but it is weird that there's never been any pushback about that at all.

I also think it's because it's girls. Keep going. That like, if you see young girls being sexualized, like 10, 11, I think we feel weirder about it. Opposed to? Like if you see like- Young guys we're into. Yeah. Mark, as a Catholic, tell us how you feel about it.

What is your- They didn't care about me. Nobody seems to care. I was a cutie back then yeah but like yeah so like in in the same way that like we're more offended by an older man like approaching or trying to like molest a young girl than a female teacher molesting one of her young boy yeah like i think we have a different sexual attitude towards men 100 but those shows are people are kids of the same age hooking up.

Right. But there's boys involved. So they're like, ah, it's like. Ah, because the boy is the same age as the girl, then it's okay. But if it's only girls that are younger, I feel like that's when people get weird about it. They do get weird about it. We have a protective instinct, which we should over women. Yeah.

Obviously. But it is interesting that like watching teenagers be sexual is kind of like normal this is weird you wording to use but i actually think the difference is like puberty if you're in high school that's happened if you're in cuties it hasn't that's true this is like an actual physical child you can get a 20 year old everybody's over 18 like you said and gossip girl all these shows there is no way a 20 year old can be in cuties acting like yo that's a great point we understand that people are sexual after puberty yes right and that is kind of normal because we went through that and we were that way right and yeah evolutionarily that's you are ready to reproduce now right right right yeah but even though we don't think that an older person should

do that but we understand so it is a it is relatable we're like i remember being 16 this is what i went through right nobody's watching like oh yeah 16 year olds are like oh i remember that as yes right yeah but those kids are pre-sex pre-being horny pre-anything they should not be even introduced to a sexual realm and they're being exploited in that way yeah and even if the point is yo this is really bad it still does feel weird to watch it because i know it's bad i don't need you to tell me it's bad right like is anybody going oh wow exploiting children is bad like i think the message could be for women that it's not like this idea that where you're you get sexualized or whatever so early there's

like something fucked up about that whereas i think guys know that i think a lot of women just kind of grow up with it and they don't like they don't think about it right honestly um i wouldn't watch the show but i wouldn't watch the show but i don't think there's that much wrong with it because it's an art depiction of what's actually happening in reality. So because this is actually happening, there are kids this age doing the exact same things online. It's actually a window for parents to see like, hey, this is what your child is doing. It is a commentary.

And you have to have something to comment on. Yes, that is a good point. And I understand that. And I think that that's why people defend it. And I'm sure that's what Netflix was thinking. They're like, yo, this is, I'm sure that a lot of people were putting this out like, this this is an important piece and we need to expose what these young girls are actually put through and went through.

Yeah. But I'm looking at some of like the angles of the shots. Yeah. That's the thing. Somebody had to choose. Oh yeah. To zoom in on little girls bodies. Not like I watched the guy, like a YouTuber do like a compilation, like reaction to it.

Yes. So he shows all the, like a youtuber do like a compilation like reaction to it yes so he shows all the like the wild clips yes and it's like three minutes of these little kids twerking and it's like it's not only like here's a wide shot of girls dancing and there's some twerking going on then it's that girl's twerking close-up of her butt yeah young girl i think one of the girls has her top off and they didn't show on youtube apparently that's what i read i'm not sure that's yeah i don't know also the french are mad with french are mad weird when it comes to that's another thing oh their age of consent is like

15 they keep trying to drop that shit there's like famous french like philosophers that have said that what's the guy who's don't point at me i don't know what it is come on there's a but there's some guy who was saying like the best pleasure ever as a teenager what is the guy i'm not familiar son you are french and catholic you definitely got 100 point is it's a it seems to be unnecessary it seems to be egregious yeah it's already done you could get the point across probably with less probably but in their minds we're making a commentary again you got to give them something to comment on yeah but i just think i don't think they thought through how it would actually be received like viscerally it's like i don't want i'm trying to

equate it to something like like a rape scene in a movie yeah i think that's decent like you like you need to show this like egregious thing that happened in the movie but you don't need to show all of it i remember there's a game of thrones thing you need the scene and then the shower those are the two things right that like sets it like there's the rape scene and then the shower what you show the shame after yeah the girl i got you i got you it sounded crazy off just to say you need the scene and then you need the shower yeah but we don't think you're not attaching the shower after watching you're not you're not mentioning my shower and after watching the movie was hot and heavy that's think we're not attaching the shame. after watching the scene. You're not mentioning the shame. Why am I showering after watching the movie?

It was hot and heavy. That's what we're wondering, bro. Yeah. We're looking at shower after you wake up? I don't know. I just peed. Yeah, I know.

I think. Clear that chain bag. Oh, wow. I got a crazy topic. Keep going. Go, go, go, go, go. No, no, no. After this, after this.

Okay, go, go, go. No, I think we just misunderstood what you were saying. Yeah, you need the shower to show the shame that she's experiencing after. Yeah, exactly experiencing yeah exactly context you just need the context around the yeah assault there was actually a scene in game of thrones where jamie raped cersei or something like that all game of thrones was was racist well this one was like particularly like

non-consensual and there was a lot of pushback but their point was like we're trying to show the horror of it you can't just avoid it like it doesn't happen. People need to see how awful this is. And I guess the idea is maybe then anybody who could get turned that way or whatever would be like, oh, that's a fucking terrible thing to do. Yeah, but that's the thing. I don't think many people are going through life like, yeah, it's okay to rape. And then you see Game of Thrones, you're like, oh, man, I'm not raping. That's crazy.

Thank God you showed me how bad it was. And now I know I really shouldn't do it. Right? I feel like they're picking things we already know are wrong and we have no interest in doing and then acting as if they should get this like pat on the back for pointing it out hey murder's bad yeah do you know what i mean like and that's almost my my my annoyance with this whole like everything's a pedophile movement it's like do you think you're saying something that we don't know right like yeah everybody's against pedophilia yeah 100% yeah everybody i think maybe the commentary of this is like a large part of like the anti-slut shaming movement is it's okay for a girl to be sexual i think maybe the comment is cool

have that but there's also there's an age at which it's appropriate and there's an age which when can a girl when can a girl be sexual 18 what age 18 yeah that was the right answer yeah i wasn't sure what you were gonna say but you said the right no that's a weird thing man as a parent as a parent you are gonna get to decide when your daughter is gonna sexualize you will try but girls i mean like what are you really gonna to be able to stop? Don't let her buy the clothes. So then they sneak it, they buy it, they put it in their bag, and then they change it when they get to school and shit like that.

That's the thing. That's why I feel this show is good to show people. I think part of the outrage is because people were like, wait, what the fuck? This is happening? I think part of that is that outrage. Because one, people don't know what's happening, and then two, it's like, wait, what the fuck? This is happening? I think part of that is that outreach. Because one, people don't know what's happening, and then two, it's like, ew, you're putting this thing in my face that I'm not,

I don't feel comfortable watching. You don't think people know that these kids are being sexualized? I don't think all people know. Why? These apps, dude, it's fucking horrifying. I don't think all people know. I wasn't aware of how young it started. Think about all the people that don't know the apps. Can I tell you some shit that really fucking, it was like, it broke my heart, dude. I was in Japan, okay? We're in Japan, okay?

We're in this, I forget the name of the street, but it's a very famous street. It's like where all the Harajuki girls hang out, super packed street. I mean, like guaranteed Corona. If this was Corona time, forget it. You can't even move. Ramped, okay? We go downstairs to this like photo booth arcade. Imagine an arcade, but there's no arcades is just different photo booths where you can morph your face and your features and it's just teenage japanese girls

in there morphing their facial features to kind of look like anime and like making their lips bigger and their eyes bigger and making their faces change and you're in there you're like oh this is just girls doing like fun like little girl shit and then i sat there for a second i'm with my girl i'm like oh this is horrifying they're 14 years old already picking out everything that's wrong with their face yeah and changing it to have this idealistic looking face that they'll never be able to achieve they're not gonna be a fucking cartoon they're not even picking it out that the machine the machine is giving you gotta make this bigger you gotta change this i mean how fucked up is that like you throw a filter on your face and then the filter basically goes

yo that's what's fucked up on you you would look better like this it's crazy makes your nose thinner not like why would I know but like it does all these little things man so I do agree with you there is that conversation to be had I think you can do that without close ups

of a fucking 11 year old girl you should watch it before you say with you, there is that conversation to be had. I think you can do that without close-ups of a fucking 11-year-old girl. You should watch it before you say, yeah, maybe. I'm not going to, but yes, I'm judging it without watching it. And that's the other tricky thing, is they trick you into watching some shit you don't even want to watch. Like, I don't, even if I watch it and I go, I understand the point they're trying to make, and that's kind of what I'm coming out with right now,

I don't want to have that in my head. Yeah, absolutely not. I didn't know as early as it was, 13, 14 even, I'd be like, I guess I could see it. I did not know, she's like fucking six in the movie, I think, I don't want to have that in my head yeah absolutely not i didn't know it was as early as it was 13 14 even i'd be like i guess i could see it i did not know she's like fucking six in the movie i think i don't know i know i think she's like 11 she looked mad i don't know i don't know young girls ages i don't care but uh i was like oh it's that early yeah oh it's like elementary school shit that's crazy yeah like we all watch the epstein documentary i don't think it would be better with like a reenactment of him abusing a kid yeah like we got the point yeah you just told us what happened and then we're good yeah i didn't leave it being like well the plane like what was it on the plane show us the

massage yeah how did it work what do you mean his dick was egg-shaped show us the dick yeah that's so true like you know how they do those reenactments and those like murder shows where like the girls kill their husbands like this is how it happened it's like we don't need that yeah yeah it's a weird thing to defend like when people are defending it as like oh some art pieces like yeah there's a limitation with art yeah not everything got to be art yeah you know what i mean okay al what was this topic do you want to talk about all right we're gonna take a break for a second save y'all some money you heard? We're out here trying to save y'all some money. Akash, ain't nothing Akash loves more than saving money.

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to the show. Okay, Al, what was this topic that you want to talk about? We might need Taylor for this one. I was hanging out with Weezy over the weekend. She was blown away by the discovery that men don't pat their dick after we pee.

What do you mean pat? She and then we quizzed about 10 other women who all thought the same thing, think that men, after we pee, take toilet paper and dry off the tip of our dick. No, because there's pee is still in there for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, why would we do such a thing?

Because that's what they do. They wipe their pussies. Sometimes you wipe your pussy too hard and a little piece of toilet paper balls up and it ends up in your pussy. Did you think at all that men did that? Did you think, like, even before sex? No, I didn't think so.

Oh, really? Oh, you mean before sex? Like, right before sex. We go to pee and then do you think we dab it? Let me ask you a question. Have you ever seen a urinal? Yeah. Have you ever seen a roll of toilet paper in front of it?

That blew their mind. It blew their mind, yo. Just look at the bathroom. The bathroom's not designed for it. We shake it up and down. But maybe they just don't care about y'all because y'all are men. I don't know. I just didn't.

You don't think about our dicks a lot. Yeah. I don't think the- Bullshit. We wear a pair of sweatpants. All these girls passing around me. Oh, you got a hammer. So now...

I heard that happens to other dudes. What is that? I heard that happens to other dudes sometimes. Yo, you know our cause when you wear the shorts. Stop being bashful, son. You muffined up right now. We see you, bro. Yo, I'm muffined up right now, bro. Hey, don't cross that shit.

You know I'm struggling, bro. Let that shit breathe. Let that muffin breathe. Come on, son. Let that shit go. Squeeze that little hamster right there. You got the hamster. You got the hamster, bro.

The hammy. Come on, man. Show it to the people. I like you more like a lab mouse. Nah, you shit is a gerbil. It needs to go right up in Richard Gere's asshole. That's what it needs. Come on.

Be proud. Akash always plays down his dick. Yeahere's asshole. That's what it needs. Come on. Be proud. Akash always plays down his dick. Yeah, I know. And this guy got the fucking piece, bro. Be honest. Be honest, bro. Be honest.

Only one woman will know. Sorry, Taylor. Wow. I mean, wouldn't your mom know, too? Yeah, that's a good point. Your mom would know. My mom hasn't seen me post-puberty naked. Yeah, but your shit was probably you know yeah

equally as big for the time you probably had big baby dick bro I mean we don't gotta we don't gotta cuties reenact it but I think

you were probably packing back in the day bro that fucking Cobra Kai bro yeah you might have had that yo you really might have had that fucking wang I don't think so

what I don't think so well it's no fun if you want to just be normal either push back real hard or roll with it don't be objective about your dick size over here we're trying to blow you up bro we're trying to say they were just dragging your dick out of your mom like the clown shit yeah yeah yeah they swaddled you and then your dick after. And then they swaddled.

They almost cut your dick off thinking it was the afterbirth. They almost cut off half of your dick. They're like, nah, it's just an afterbirth. And you were like, nah, whip that shit back. Indiana Jones. Indian Jones. Yeah, Indian Jones. Yo, you were Indian Jones back in the day, man.

You know what I mean? Real talk, man. Be proud of yourself. You're right, dog. You're right. Repeat after me. I have pride. I have know what I mean? Real talk, man. Be proud of yourself. You're right, dog. You're right. Repeat after me. I have pride. I have pride.

I have power. I have power. I'm a badass mother. I'm a badass mother. That don't take no shit from nobody. That don't take no shit from nobody. What is this, from school running? Damn right, bro.

Damn right, bro. That's what I'm talking about. Big Dick sing. Make these ladies sing with that big dick you're not playing games over here it's icons bro it's motherfucking icons wearing shorts in fall shit taylor you still high yeah right you are okay al so this is the this is for all you ladies listening because we know we got a lot of lady assholes out there. We do not dab our dicks.

We actually shake and jiggle our dicks. Yeah. I used to do a joke about this back in the day, but it is true. As you get older, we have way less control of the urine in our dicks. So you don't know about this yet, Mark, but once you get to my ripe age, you pee, you stop peeing, you shake your dick like crazy, you put your dick in your pants, and then you start peeing again. That's how it works. So there's always a couple more drips after. Oh, yeah.

I know the drips. And so now the girls were outraged because they now know that all this time they have been drinking a little piss every time they see me. Oh, every time you give a guy a head, you drank a little pee. Every time. Every single time. Grow up, ladies. give a guy a head, you drank a little pee. Every time. Every single time. Grow up, ladies. Grow up. Grow the fuck up.

And put your mouth on his dick. Take a whole cast of cuties that shit. That's what you need to do. Go, go. No, I said call me when you grow up. I said grow up. Twist that on me. You got a couple drops of pee.

Big deal. Grow the fuck up. Yo, real talk. When we go down on y'all. Yep, keep going. I followed up with that. Y'all just got a cavern. Y'all got a cavern.

When you pee, you don't have a directional pee. You ever seen a girl pee? It just falls out of you. Yeah. Right? It just falls out. Oh, yo, that's right. The P is not direct.

You can't spell your name with no fucking P if you're a girl. You have no control of your P. Your P just falls out. Pop, water balloon, explosion. That's all it is. You cannot control that urine. Okay? That being said, it's going all over your puss.

And I know you try to wipe it with the toilet paper or wipe it with a tissue. Half-ass attempt. You think it's going to soak up in your panties. Well, no. Some of your pussies snatch clothes. Not all your pussies open and welcome to the world not all your pussies that outgoing yep not all your pussies look like jesus on the cross some of your pussies a little wrapped up some of your pussies looking like mother mary some of your pussies got the shawl over them they got the shawl they got

afghan covered some of your p got the shawl over them. They got the shawl. They got an afghan covered. Some of your pussy's Muslim. Taylor, not going into yours. That'd be disrespectful. I'm just saying there are girls out there that their shit's completely closed. They close up. You didn't even know there was a pussy. If in the dark, they might need to redirect your penis into it

because you keep missing and banging on the lips. Do you know what I'm saying? Sometimes that might happen. If they're so close and snap shut, it's really a booby trap. Have you ever seen that in the movies where they have the hole and then they cover it with some branches and they cover it with some leaves and then you're running and you don't realize it. You fall right into it. That's your pussy.

Only you don't fall right into it. You just smash around it until they grab your dick and then serve for them. That's all I'm trying to say. There is urine all up over them lips. That was mad graphics. What? I feel like I'm watching QT. Fucking talk about Venus fly

trap pussy. Why y'all acting like you never stab some pussy and you miss uh never every time you push that's the only way i fuck wait wait go on put that shit in for me bro oh come on dog come on homie yo you can stuff it in, homie. Hey, player. Hey, player. Why don't you guide me a little bit, player? Grab hold of the wheel. You know what I mean? We getting lost over here. That's when you got to put on the iPhone flashlight. Like you dropped a headphone or some shit.

Trying to find that shit. Hold on one second. Stay there. Stay there. Breathe out real hard. Breathe out real hard. Open it up real quick. Hold your nose and breathe out real hard breathe out real hard open it up real quick hold your nose and breathe out yo taylor is it true if you go like this like that that the pussy lips just open up yeah like

one of those like it's a birthday thing like one of the new year's things is that true taylor you never you never sneeze with your nose closed and your pussy just open up real quick and then snatch closed? Never once happened? Happy New Year's? You never Happy New Year's? You never Happy New Year's? The balls never drop. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Anyway, what else we got, man? Your flashlight's still on. Oh, there you go. I turned that shit off. But thank you, my good sir. What else we got, man? Your flashlight's still on. Oh, there you go. I turned that shit off. But thank you, my good sir. What else we got, man? What else we talking about this week, man?

Oh, we got Disney threatens to pull out of Georgia abortion bill. Yo, this shit was mad funny, sir. Oh, yeah. This shit is so... Martita said... But how's this... Based on Mulan, yeah. Al got confused by the words pull out.

He said, what? I don't understand this concept at all What could this be? When I was describing the threshold shit He was so confused Pull out and abortion go together? I don't even What is happening?

Easy Easy Easy Oh Mark Al how does it feel when you pull out? Do you feel like you fucked up? What does it feel like you pull out do you feel like you fucked up what does it feel like you never pulled out son i pull out all the time you do all the time all right god bless grace for my god i need to be serious i'll call like abe shroff you know what

i'm saying you've been lifting i'll get fat you're not you're fucking i'm getting fat in this you're not getting fat yeah that dirt the hamster bro the hamster the hammy oh shit okay okay go go go all right so okay basically i saw some people criticizing disney i didn't fact check it so there's more more feelings. But basically, Disney was threatening Georgia after Georgia passed a controversial abortion bill banning certain abortions at a certain time. So it was abortions that were after three months?

I think it was the heartbeat. It was the heartbeat bill. When does the heartbeat start? I think like 24 days. So I think I'm not positive. Dumb early. How do you even know you missed your period? That's a good point.

Period is 28 days. You just hear that shit. You're laying in bed. It's boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What the fuck is that? But then it's too late. Is there a hand through my pussy? What the fuck?

Son. But then it's too late. You feel the heartbeat. Baby got a heartbeat. That is the thing, bro. It's like you need to miss the period to know you're pregnant

and you need to have a couple extra days because you know these girls can't count to 28 their period's always off why is it girls can't get their period right every single month

oh my period's late no you can't count I could probably tell you when that shit is coming say what I could probably tell you when that shit is coming

when is it coming she be in an extra pain in the ass right now baby is it bedtime it must be bedtime we we can yell that a lot does your girl really react differently around her period nah before and then ms how did you say it to me like i was a fucking retard and i was like oh that's just marketing because then they get pms then they get ms yeah and then sometimes they get AMS. What is AMS?

Afterward, they still crank it for a couple of days. Damn. It's like a fucking honeymoon, dude. Jeez. Never ends. I literally just got angry when you said that. I literally just got angry when you said that. Harry Potter ride.

Harry Potter ride. I want it to be dead. I want it to be dead. Harry Potter ride. Harry Potter ride. I'm going to throw the microphone at Mark. I'm going to hurt Mark, bro. He married.

I'm going to hurt Mark. I'm going to fucking hurt this kid, bro. He's getting disoriented. I'm getting physical, bro. I'm going to start. That's what I'm doing now that you're a fucking married I'm gonna hurt Mark I'm gonna fucking hurt this kid I'm getting physical bro I'm gonna start that's what I'm doing now that you a fucking grown adult you're gonna get physical

I'm getting physical bro Mark don't you take out a gun Mark oh shit Mark yo this guy has changed bro remember how fucking

kind and generous and sweet he was yo two months in Florida he's a man now I'm jaded he's a man now yo did you get Mark a gift? I didn't get him nothing yet.

Oh, fuck. You got him a gift. My bad. I didn't get him a gift. No, we both planned to get you a gift when we got back.

Oh, thank you. No, I planned on giving you a dope gift, bro. Bro, you did give me a gift.

And then you missed honeymoon. You gave me a great gift, bro. You know what the gift is? I paid you when you were on your fucking honeymoon. Yeah, I know.

That's the only thing that you're going to get. It's a great gift. It is a fucking good gift, but I was about to ball out on this little motherfucker. I sent you a gift. I was about to ball out

on this little motherfucker. I'm just so glad you reminded me. Yo, he made me step on my gift because I was like, he didn't say what he was going to give, but I was like, I know it's going to be wild.

So I was about to ball out. Yo, you know what? I Venmo'd this motherfucker from another wedding. Did he say something? Nothing. I just realized I didn't even get a thank you.

He actually gave me this gift. Hey, yo Did he say something? Nothing. I just realized I ain't even gonna thank you. He actually can't get this day. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, yo. I legit was like, does this motherfucker not have Venmo? I don't understand how. No, I saw it like yesterday

and I forgot. I'm sorry. That's a lot I forgot. That's a lot I forgot. I'm gonna use the archives later. You tell me what you did so I can go a little less. Can I tell you one thing?

I knew at the wedding that he was supposed to tell me, but he knew about the thing, but he wasn't going to tell me. I knew. How? The interaction. Oh, shit. I knew it. You were hiding it.

I knew you were hiding it. It was in your soul. I knew it, too. Damn, why you got to blow me? I'm trying not to blow your ass up. So, I'm sorry. I'm going to be honest. I knew it too. Damn, why you got to blow me? I'm trying not to blow your ass up. So, I'm sorry. I'm going to be honest. I knew it too.

I'm going to be honest. I'm going to just keep it above review. All of us knew. I'm sorry. Not all of us. So, he comes to me at the wedding. I felt so bad for him. I felt so bad.

My bad, yo. My bad. My bad. So, he comes to me. This is right after. I don't know how to feel. He actually. I don't know how to feel. He actually. I don't know how to feel right now.

But he was nervous because he actually FaceTimed me before his wedding. Okay. To ask how he should approach it. Wait. Oh, this is before? Oh, shit. You knew? No.

I knew. Oh, no, no. I want to see how many lies he's told. I want to see how many lies. When did he FaceTime you before? My gosh, he's trying. Fuck all y'all. Keeping me out of the loop. I almost forgot to say fuck y'all. I was just milking the moment. he's trying to kill me right now a bunch of benedict arnold's all of you i didn't know he didn't take my advice you know what he told me saturday before his wedding

what did i say i wished him i said hey man congratulations i'm very happy for you facetime and he was like yo first of all does my beard look ridiculous or no? And I lied and said it did not. My man had a full Puerto Rican. And then he was like, also, my anger levels have reached the same as last week.

How do I tell Andrew? And I was like, yo, you should just tell him. Just be straight up. That's beautiful. Andrew will celebrate love. And this motherfucker,

I find out Monday, didn't tell you, tell you he's flying out, but I didn't want to blow up his spot. I texted him. So if I would have come to work ready with my pen and paper school I would have known and I would have been here by myself mark fuck you fuck you but did you know I did tell Taylor nah nah so I didn't fully know

nah he actually he didn't tell me I'm lying oh my god thank god at least I have one homeboy left he didn't tell me either

alright go you sell out he did call me about a horrible ass lineup though so he just came up to me my bad my bad

real estate prices dropping you know what I'm saying we might need to you know what I'm saying we might need to get out of there we might take advantage we might take advantage i don't have to worry about mark's morality ever again garbage go on garbage human being go um nah so he just came up to me like at the ceremony after and like the dancing part whatever that perception yeah there you go yeah so and he's like damn um do you know if i could like maybe like stay a couple more days and i was like i mean it's it's your wedding just like i asked you and he's like yeah yeah i'm gonna

and i was it this is right after he told me I'll be honest with you if you would just ask me I would have said no yeah so you did the right thing I know you did the right thing you know what is the fact Andrew's

one of his big sayings is it's better to ask forgiveness than permission yeah but he didn't do neither do you forgive me motherfucker didn't do neither

I had to ask him well that's what people don't realize about that quote there's a third option okay what is it do nothing do nothing and that's what I did but realize about that quote there's a third option okay what is it do nothing do nothing and that's what I did

but hang out at the beach the beach right by your house like it's a beach you've been to that ain't a honeymoon that's my point it's not a honeymoon thank you motherfucker

this works for a not even a honeymoon just a moon I respect it I respect it don't support that I need that don't support it

I'm going on a long ass honeymoon too my god right up the block you see what you started Don't support that. Yeah, I need that. Don't support it. I'm going on a long ass honeymoon too. My God, bro. Right up the block. You see what you started? Right around Long Island City. I will get married and divorced just for the honeymoon. No, he's going to start coming in late, bro.

I'm on my honeymoon right now, bro. You're having a little honey brunch. It's a pre-honeymoon. Let me finish my honey brunch and I'll meet you when we're going to do that. Honey brunch. Son, it's unbelievable. Give me, okay, so back to disney right you fucks okay so so disney is like yo we're pulling out of georgia right i was pulling out that we got a piece of shit mark piece of garbage yeah he pulled out of a week of work mark mark mark i swear to god okay so they go yo we're pulling out if you guys keep this bill going, right?

Yeah. Because they're taking a moral high ground. You know, as most companies do because corporations are super woke and there's in no way any hypocrisy attached to a corporation. No, they believe their shit. And their activism. They really are truly about that life. So, they also happen to be making this movie Mulan.

Are you familiar with Mulan? I am familiar with the cartoon Mulan. Yes. It's like Chinese Joan of Arc. Yes. Right? Does she pretend to be a guy too? Yep.

Yep. Really? Yeah. Easier for her? Yeah. Finally? Okay. Back to Mulan. Back to muran back to muran what what did i do i didn't do anything back to so they are making this movie now mark where are they making this movie it's a live action version of of the cartoon where they? Certain scenes were filmed in China.

They were filmed in China. Interesting. And where in China? Maybe the Shenzhou region? Yep. And now the Shenzhou region, I don't know if you're familiar with this. I'm unfamiliar. Okay.

Gosh, well, let me just tell you because I was completely unfamiliar too. Okay. And I'm sure Disney had no clue as well. They're not making this movie by any way to pander to the chinese movie market which is a you know huge movie market now there's no way are they doing that they're just recreating movies that they really like yeah yeah care about absolutely 100 no dollar signs attached to this so come on she's doing right well shinzu is home to a group of chinese muslims called the uyghurs oh have you heard of them i have heard of them well you gotta hear about them now because they're

going extinct okay china's getting rid of them okay adios putting them in concentration camps can you imagine the levels of concentration coming out of a concentration bro taylor see how distracted you are right now because you high you're playing attention exactly point is point is you all for one on sentences right now you know that yo you're a really brilliant idiot sailor today yo you need to bring back flagrant concentrate yo you need to concentrate listen you need to concentrate because it's a choice there are some parts of the world where you got to concentrate because Because you're Chinese. Because you're Chinese, man.

Real talk. They got them in concentration camps. That's wild. I know. Ripping them off the streets. Removing their religion. Removing their rights. How could they possibly

film a movie in a place where people's rights are being stripped and their lives taken away and their freedom? I'm they're free to be. I'm sure they didn't know. This probably isn't a news story that anybody knows about. You're right. It was probably super nuanced or something like that.

Very nuanced. You know. I hear you. I'm sure the news hides this kind of thing. Yeah. You know what? You're probably right. You're probably right about that.

But it is shocking that a corporation would do this. It is shocking. Absolutely shocking. I personally always have good faith in corporations. Yo, I mean- They're moral people. Moral. Their bottom line is to morality and activism, not to their shareholders.

Absolutely. Right? Absolutely. Kind of? Absolutely. No. Are we losing the game? No, no, no.

Are we locked in the game? What is it? The responsibility? What did they say? The corporation's responsibility is always to the shareholder. Yes. Or something like that. That's what I was talking about.

Obviously, we're being sarcastic, and this is, once again, absolutely ridiculous, and these fucking celebs are absolutely ridiculous. Performative wokeness. Same thing's happening in Hollywood right now. Did you see the new requirements to have an Oscar? Oh, yeah. The new requirements to to have like an oscar oh yeah requirements to have an emmy you have to do this like it has to be super like diverse cast and all this other kind of shit what i don't understand is why the performative action because people will still support you you just got to appease people who will give you money but if people aren't watching

the woke shit right why continue to make it? That I don't get. And that's what always bothered me about it is I can understand it's show business. That's what we're always told. Yes. But when the business isn't productive being woke, then you should change your business. That's what I don't understand. The Daily Show ratings have been dog shit since Jon Stewart left.

Right. But you keep this show afloat even though it does bad business with its performative super left wokeness. Yeah. It's bad for business. Why are you letting it do this? Why is this your anchor show

for this network? Do you think that they're so like locked in their bubble in Hollywood that they don't realize the rest of the world hates them? I do think that about actors. But the people funding the movies.

Can I say one thing, bro? I can't say the guy's name because I got to, you know, look out for my dude. Not my dude. I don't know. but i have actors hit me up yeah complaining about this kind of shit right they can't say anything publicly because they're working within that sphere but they're like this all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second pay some bills look um cbd number one in the game the number one cbd in the game i'm telling you i've tried so many fucking cb it's crazy how many cbd brands are out there and a lot of them

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right they can't say anything publicly because they're working within that sphere but they're like this is absolute bullshit they we can't believe it

like actors that you would know right not like guys who can't get work you can tell me off the podcast off the podcast I'll tell you and I would say it but I don't want to disrespect my team

and you don't want to snitch on anybody right but they're calling out how stupid it is and i'm just like yo what is the deal why are they doing this performative shit like if you're a government i understand you can do performative acts to better the lives of certain groups of people because you don't have to rely on making money right but if you're a business you have to make money now that these things are not making money eventually you're gonna run out of money yeah eventually you're gonna have to make some shit

that people want to consume. And I keep waiting for that tipping point and they just happen. When the fuck is it going to happen? I don't get it. I don't get it. It's mind boggling to me. I mean,

we keep benefiting from their stupidity because people keep finding us. I love it. But I just don't from a business standpoint. I'm like, what are y'all doing? I understand show business.

This is bad business. Now, I will say though, like, I think there's a subset if you wanted to make a movie about like some disability shit because I will say, though, like, I think there's a subset. If you wanted to make a movie about, like, some disability shit because you're like, oh, no one looked like me and you're able to, like, help someone and you want to do it as, like, an art project, then, yeah, go do it.

But to try to create, like, some sort of, like, legislation or, like. If it's authentic, I'm with it. Yeah, exactly. If it is business. What are you talking about with disability? What do you mean? Like, I was was talking my sister who works with this kid who doesn't have an arm okay he was like oh when i was a kid there was this

movie about a kid that didn't have an arm and i liked it yes even though the movie wasn't that successful it was just a movie about a kid that have an arm he's like oh yeah it's like me it felt good yeah yeah like when you said with aladdin you're like it was cool to see someone that kind of looked like you close enough yes that's what that's how i felt with jason williams yeah people think white people don't have that feeling but like the basketball player jason It was cool to see someone that kind of looked like you. Close enough, I'll take it. That's how I felt with Jason Williams. People think white people don't have that feeling, but the basketball player Jason Williams, I was like, oh, sick, there's a guy who plays basketball in a way I kind of play basketball.

So it was cool to see everybody has that feeling. Everybody wants to relate. I think that we get lost in this idea where since white people are the executive roles in a lot of these companies, I think that maybe, I can't speak for you, but maybe minorities think that we get excited by that no white people are going yeah we're the refs yeah that's my favorite ref i feel represented yeah that's the owner there are definitely arenas where white people like oh shit it's cool to see this but like it's a different one like you never saw this 100 so that's what we're saying you guys definitely go through it though i understand i think everybody goes through it when you like an industry that doesn't have someone

that's kind of like you in it. Eminem meant something to a lot of people. So many white people say he's the greatest rapper ever. He's great, but they cling to greatest ever because that's their guy. This is finally, I've been listening to this music my whole life. Finally, a guy that looks like me in this field. That's good. Yes.

That's good. Yes. So, and great. He's great. Like that's the yeah yes that's good yes so and great he's great like that's the guy that's our guy everybody does yeah you feel something like i don't know is it more entitlement do you feel like you feel like you belong it's like it's seeing a brown person on in american movies and stuff i was always like holy shit that means something to me that's me you know what's you know what's dope about uh olympics for that reason is that like when you watch the olympics you get to take part in that person's success as an american yeah like within

the country you're all chopped up into these little teams and groups right you know you're indian you know like i'm white alex is black but latino like mark is catholic and like maybe when a catholic does something cool you know what i mean maybe i don't know i don't know if you do they talk about that shit they do yeah they'll be like oh yeah like this catholic guy or like they used to talk about like the supreme court there's a ton of catholics in the supreme court they're like look at us oh because uh scalia was yeah exactly talk about like catholic schools boom so there's like this like cool like i guess a little tribalism everybody gets in their tribe right taylor you might see a black woman do something that you represent or like you respect and you're like oh that kind of represents me that's dope right

but the cool thing about the olympics is in it's kind of similar to war which is like when you're competing against other bigger tribes yes we all put our shit all our differences fade right and we're just like all right is he nice yeah is he the fastest i don't care he's asian he's indian he's black he's white whatever just put him out there He's Asian. He's Indian. He's black. He's white. Whatever. Just put him out there. Let's do it. Meritocracy. We didn't know who Apollo Ono was. Remember that guy who was a speed skater? Michael Phelps.

I don't know who the fuck he was. Michael Phelps, goofy ass. Looked like me. You ever make fun of somebody the way they look and then people start saying you look like them? Yes, that has happened to me. And you feel fucking humiliated? Yeah, that has happened to me.

That guy's mouth doesn't close. How does he swim? The guy has a hole in the boat it's just unbelievable so uh but it's just a cool thing about the olympics man it's like for a second we get to take back and we get to all have pride yeah in what was created and i think the reason why it's okay to do that is because like it came we came up within the american system you know it's like there was that time where uh in it was the world cup i think france won the world cup right and

there was all this conversation like yeah but it won with all african guys right but yes maybe that their dna their genes were african but you have to credit the french system that they came up under and they taught them and tutelage and the training and all these things that they didn't get in those african countries and if the french people celebrate them that's a huge win for diversity in france everybody should want that you should want people that don't look like they're from that country to do to excel so then they feel more accepted in that country probably yeah don't say this is africa winning if you're french don't do that because why would they embrace france yeah yeah and also the other thing and and also don't allow someone to remove your

patriotism from you yeah i don't like that like you are in time you can't say we want the rights and respect that we are deserved as citizens of this country and have a goal to reject the country does that make sense like you should be allowed to be patriotic yeah and not call the sellout for that but embrace for that yeah and then when the arrangement when the deal that all of us as citizens with the country is not met by the country then we hold the country accountable yeah well said but you do not have to to sell your patriotism or like give up your patriotism like it's a beautiful fucking thing right yeah and i is something i noticed when i'm watching football this weekend where i'm seeing all these guys some of them kneeling some of them standing all holding hands and all this other stuff and i'm like

yo did we actually come to a really cool conclusion here like did we come to a place and i'm not talking about like the performative shit the nfl did i'm literally talking about the players standing next to each other some holding hands some of the hands with hearts some of them kneeling and they're all together and it's like oh we just realized that you could treat different things. You could treat the same thing in different ways and it can all be respectful. Yeah. It took us four years. Yeah.

And blackballing Kaepernick. Yeah. But we got to what I think is a pretty cool place. Yeah. Yeah. So I think representation is important in that way. Yeah. However, what makes the Academy Awards thing or the Oscar thing where they say you have to have certain things frustrating is that it seems like they are requiring or forcing representation.

I feel like you're taking pity on me personally when you do that. And it's like, I don't want that. How about this though, Makash? How about this? Instead of making the requirement for the movie that the actors have to be a certain whatever why stop at actors the producers of the studio have to have diversity on their boards because what is it 90 we did it when we did it yeah 98 of executives on uh in the studios in hollywood for different studio companies i'm talking about the studios,

the company that makes the actual movie. Yeah, there's no black presidents except Spike Lee. I think Spike Lee was the only one. And he made his own company. Of his own. I mean, Tyler Perry, I imagine, has a studio as well, but he made his own. So there's no black presidents of any of these companies.

So why don't you put that performative racism, sorry, performative activism to task on yourself because they don't care about activism they care about money no no no it's not money oh gosh it's protecting their little seat boy band exactly so what I think that they're doing is going if we if we

put diversity in these little roles that are replaceable that we don't care about we can keep hiring our friends yeah have this little boys well yeah I agree. Just to be accurate, they do have other standards. It's standard B that has creative leadership and in the project team.

And then they also have another standard C, industry access and opportunities. So it's not just actors and in front screen people. It's like more access for diversity. But executive board. Like I want the executive board. The highest, highest level. Because with with the highest highest level right the real change makers and it seems to me that it's all performative activism to protect their shit

right it's like oh yeah let the athletes be the ones that are sponsoring that we're sponsoring and that let them be the face of the company but don't put them on a board yep al you're black that i am speak for all. Speak for every one of them. No, seriously, though. What do you feel when you see this? And the same thing with Farakash. It's like you guys benefit from these measures. So I'm sure on some part you're like, well, this is dope because I get a piece of the pie.

And on the other part, you're like, well, you don't have to pity me. I could get mine. You guys are hustlers. So I'm curious what your. Well, I mean, it's for minorities, women, LGBT. Women got snuck into this. They got snuck into it as well. So it's like.

How do you sneak them? It's basically. Women of color, I'll give you. Everybody except non-white men. No. Don't talk about my queens, bro. Don't talk about my queens, bro. Yeah, my bad.

My white Nubian queens My bad Taylor just stop being high all of a sudden She snapped right out of it You ruined her high It's all good bro We got all different types of Nubian queens What does Nubian even mean?

I think it means all lives matter Is that true? Is that Swahili for all lives matter? I thought that was a Swahili translation Real talk, that's what's up man I thought it was like when you just turned lesbian You can shoot me bro Y'all can shoot me

Y'all can all shoot me We need guns bro We need guns Yo, you're a Nubian Yo, you're a Nubian You're a lesbian You're a Nubian It's ancient Egypt. White people. What?

What? You don't think white people... So? It's funny. You don't think white people built the pyramids, bro? White people wouldn't build the pyramids. Why would they build them like that? It's not white people that did it. Yes, it did.

White people built the pyramids. They came down from the Caucasus Mountains. Yeah. Yo, white people love pyramids. It's our favorite thing. $10,000 pyramid. Just a game we used to play. The schemes. The pyramid schemes. We love pyramids. It's our favorite thing. $10,000 pyramid. Just a game we used to play. The schemes.

The pyramid schemes. We love pyramids. It's true. You ever see what a diamond looks like upside down? You ever see what a diamond looks like upside down? What is it? A pyramid. Yo, what's on the dollar bill?

Pyramid. I'm seeing what you mean because I'm high. I'm just saying. White people built the pyramids. It's the whitest shit to do. Just build something for nothing. I see what you're saying. That's why I was laughing.

Who built sandcastles on the beach? White people. We'd be building shit for no reason. Fuck, I didn't know. Black people build all this shit. So don't do that. Black people build. Okay? That's not...

I'm not saying y'all don't build. Y'all build. But Mexicans build. That's a fact. Let's be honest, bro. That's a fact. If you need some shit built, are you going to Jamal or Javier?

Both of them could be. I don't know. I'm not. No. Yeah. Okay. Okay. If you need some soul food cooked, who are you going for?

Jamal's mom or Javier's mom? Keep it real. Keep it 100. Keep it 100. I'm not playing this game with you. If you needed a pyramid, Bill. If you needed a pyramid, Bill, who would you go to? I'm not playing this game with you. If you needed a pyramid built, if you needed a pyramid built, who would you go to?

I'm not playing this game. You gonna go to some Egyptians? I'm not playing this game with you. Yes. Why? Because they live there. They haven't built nothing since. What does that mean,

they live there? Yeah. I live in places I can't build shit. Thank you. You know what I mean? Exactly, Taylor. You Rami? You look like he can build some pyramids.

Rami not building nothing. Who? Rami. You don't even know Egyptian kings, yo. Yeah, he's a real Egyptian king right now. What's the other guy? Malik. He's Rami too.

It's only Ramis that are coming out of Egypt. Rami and Rami Malik. Yep. Both Egyptian. Can't even lift the bar. You don't even put no weights on the side of that shit. Come on now. Rami would make a great documentary about the building of the pyramids

He could document building those pyramids beautifully Fucking gorgeous The significance Have some great lighting A questionable beard Shouts to Rami We love you dog We love you Rami

Come on the podcast Yeah When Hulu allows it When Hulu frees you Free Rami After Emmy season come on the podcast yeah when hulu allows it hulu frees you free rami yo emmy season come on yeah after season pull up you can't be associated with us if you want them awards that's true that's if you don't win the emmy now that they've restructured it so only you could win the fucking if you don't win his emmy bro this is gonna be unbelievable embarrassed that'd be embarrassing yo does it count less if you win an academy award now as a minority does it count less you know how like asians gpa counts less because we expect

asians to do so well at least harvard does that yeah indian 4.0 is like a white people hey watch your fucking mouth you might be right but watch your mouth but that's true and asian 1600 on the sats whatever yo it's not worth as much as a white 1500 probably that's true. An Asian, 1,600 on the SATs. Whatever, yo. It's not worth as much as a white 1,500 probably. That's white privilege. Back to the Academy Award thing. I do like the fact that they're finally doing something about representation there. Because when you look at any one of those awards, the whole shit is white. Like the majority of most of the winners, the majority of the people there in the audience are white.

Because it's just gay, bro. The whole thing is a fucking sham, dog. understand i understand all of that i'm just saying i'm just saying all these like i always see people be upset but they don't win an oscar they don't win like an emmy you see these like rappers who like literally create the culture dictate culture they create the whole way that people are dressing acting vernacular people are, and then some white stiff that's 70 years old doesn't say, I like your album, and they have a freakout over it. Who the fuck cares?

You would never give a fuck about that white guy's opinion at any other point in time. Especially in music. I don't know who has any Grammys. It helps them get paid more. I got no fucking clue. I love it when they did the sippy cup shit. Yo, but it helps them get paid more.

Jay-Z was like, oh, we got a sippy cup for blue. Yeah. If you're an Academy Award winner, you get paid more. No, if you're an Academy Award winner, you're broke afterwards. No, you get paid more. Jay-Z was like, oh, we got a sippy cup for blue. Yeah. If you're an Academy Award winner, you get paid more. No, if you're an Academy Award winner, you're broke afterwards. No, you get paid more. Hilary Swank. What are you? I don't know.

She won. Like, there is a thing that happens where, like, a lot of people win Academy Awards, and then their careers don't do anything, because the movies that end up winning are these, like, artsy, goofy shits that nobody really gives a fuck or watches. Even Jamie Foxx after Ray. I don't remember him popping, like, crazy movie after movie after movie. but i'm pretty sure you can demand more after you're in academy i'd rather be an independence day than the artist 100 any day of the week blockbuster but transformers dog i don't need to be in the fucking i just i hate the fact that it's what's the bitch who was fucking the

seaweed guy this fucking guy what i hate the fact that it's forced but i just like that they're trying to do something yeah you like the fake effort behind it i like the effort behind it i just like that it's forced effort sorry sorry sorry to cut you but you really want um black stories to be told or different minority stories to be told then put the people that are green lighting those stories put people of those minorities in position to greenlight those stories. Yeah, I agree with that too. So then just change it up at the top. It's trickled down with this shit. Oh, okay.

You put black people- But that's what I'm saying. They haven't done either. So the fact that they're trying to do something- He'll take a half measure over no measure. Yeah. That's fair. I hear you.

That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying it's the wrong measure. What's the blackest channel on network television right now? Most likely BET. ABC, right? Network. I'm saying network. Obviously BET. But. ABC, right? Network. I'm saying network. Obviously BET.

But probably BET, right? Or no, probably ABC, right? President of ABC? Black woman. Black woman. That's all it is, bro. You put the people of those races in positions of power

to green light their stories, they will green light those stories. But if you don't change that, all this shit down here, performative. It's cute. People can get some money, but it's not going to be long-term change. And to her credit, probably the only shows on network TV that are doing well right now-ish.

All them issues is killing. All them issues is killing, bro. They had How to Get Away with Murder. They had another, what was it? Scandal. Shonda. Shonda. Shonda let them know what was capable, I think.

What's possible. Nah, but real talk. Talking about like performative measures. Did you see that performance that was done this past weekend on that podcast? Oh, when we got the one hour special about us? Yeah. Finally got a special. Yo, we got a one hour special, bro.

It was a performance. It was a performance all right. Shout out to the Joe Budden podcast for doing a one hour special on us, man. We appreciate the time. I wish we didn't get so under his skin. I understand the 250 million thing really got to him. Yeah. That wasn't the intention.

I'm on record during that clip. I said, I think this is a good idea. Yeah. What was a good idea? I said, I don't think it's crazy to ask for 250 million. Then it turns out he didn't ask for 250 million. I mean, I think he did ask for 250 million. I i would support that i wouldn't support that horrible ass contract he signed with spotify well that's the thing i think that you know joe's got to realize that he's

horrible at business and that in order for him to get better at business he's got to realize it like my man here's the thing with joe right it's like is it ever anybody else's fault is it ever not joe's fault Is it ever not Joe's fault? The last 10 years or 15 years? How long have we known Joe? Joe's what, 60 years old? How old is Joe, right? Dyeing his beard and shit like that

with his stupid dye beard and his fucking disgusting thumb. Tuck your thumb in. That guy got to tuck his fucking thumb. Dude, look at his uncircumcised thumb. Can you Google Joe Budden's thumb? What's his thumb? Dude, his thumb is disgusting

he's got some weird shit with his thumb i noticed it when he came into brilliant idiots i'll fucking puke if i look at the picture of it but it's gross uncircum you see it it's repulsive dude dude it looks like he's been sucking on it because he ran out of dog's dicks not fuck dogs he just jerks them off he just jerks them off my bad my bad my bad but in all seriousness in all seriousness to you know dog jerking Joe

we gotta talk about dog jerking Joe dog jerking Joe has no business acumen he signs horrible deals after horrible deals you can't sign you can't complain

about the deals that you've gotten for 10 years straight and then go I'm good at signing deals like that's all we hear is, oh, Complex fucked me. Oh, Spotify fucked me. Oh, everything for all these record labels fucked me.

Everybody fucked me. If everybody's fucking you, maybe it's you. You're the Taylor Swift of hip hop. Everybody else's fault. You're a victim every time. Stop whining. The guy's just crying on the podcast. I think he was emotional.

I think he might have cried. Because I saw some of his beard leak Some of the beard dye Got on his shirt I literally think that's why He always wears all black Because the beard dye Is just rubbing all over his shirt

Wear a white shirt once You know I was watching And I was thinking I was like why is Joe Spending an hour and five minutes on us It's too much Joe Five minutes on us Here's what I realized

You know I've been to therapy for years You know I realized When somebody's that mad at you, they're not mad at you. They're mad at themselves. Oh, do you think maybe we hit a chord

with the business stuff? I think Joe is mad at himself because he knows he signed a bad Spotify deal. And then anytime you sign a bad deal, there's two parties it's fault. One,

the people who set forth the exploitative terms. Two, the person who signed the contract. Okay. Joe was both. He says,

I set forth the Spotify terms. Then he says i set forth the spotify terms then he says i outperformed those terms those terms in a week joe that's on you buddy why you set those terms forth i want to help joe i like joe button i think he's great yeah i just think and i think he was a little triggered that i'm indian because he's from jersey and if you're in jersey you cannot spend a dollar without it going to an Indian. Yo, don't be upset, Joe. Yo, I get it. The dunks and dunks is bodying you every day.

Yo, you can't. You want something to drink, we own the Dunkin' Donuts. You want something to eat, we own the Subway. Dunkin' Donuts. You want to put gas in your beautiful car,

you know who that money going to. Yo. He can't even put a side bitch in a hotel without giving money to some Gujarati motherfucker. Shout out to the Indians, bro, getting over on Joe.

But I think, I think that's Joe. We didn't understand it was an emotional thing. That's how I realized it's not about me or Indians or whatever. Because that's his big insult. Indian dude. He's looking at us like these bad built, short, no social etiquette having motherfuckers. Smell bad a lot of times. How are they so good at business?

And me, Joe Budden, king charisma, fucking brilliant dude. How am I so stupid at business? It's impressive that he could be that entertaining and that retarded when it comes to business. I want to help Joe. Joe, I'm here. Holler at me if you want to negotiate. That's what we good at as Indians is negotiating.

Yes. I'm your guy, bro. I'll tutor you. We're good at tutoring too. Yeah. I got you, dog. I will help you. It's not going to be free because that's your first lesson.

It's when you see me fighting for every possible dollar on the table yes you will realize that's what you should have done with spotify that's so true man i got you jojo yo but let me ask you a question like let's say you were gonna do a deal right with dog jerk and joe right right and you were gonna do this deal with dog jerk and joe and then and then it was with spotify right dog jerk and joe he was you know he he said i want 250 million dollars in a litter of French bulldogs. And he said, he goes, I just want that. That's all I want in the deal. Now, would you have told him initially for the first deal, the first time he got abused by, weird that he's getting abused.

You are probably going to say, listen, if you're so confident that you're going to build up this platform, Spotify, what would you ask for in that deal? If you know that you being there is going to build up the platform, what would you ask for? Equity. Oh, equity? Equity. Some ownership? That'd be a smart thing to do. Now, what if Spotify said no? Spotify is a publicly traded company. If you were a smart businessman, what would you do if you were betting on yourself? Shares? You might buy your own shares of the company that you were going to build up. Did he do either of those?

Da-dun, da-dun. Da-dun, da-dun. Come on, Joe. I mean, this is just simple business shit. Right? It's simple business. The fact is, Joe does not have any business savvy whatsoever. He's a brilliant guy. No, no, no. What he has is brand savvy.

That guy knows how to build a brand, but he doesn't have a business. There's different when you have a brand and a business. And again, we guy. No, no, no. What he has is brand savvy. That guy knows how to build a brand, but he doesn't have a business. There's different when you have a brand and a business. And again, we'll just do, this is like, we'll give a little free tip to Joe

because we know he's listening. Yeah. You know what I mean? You spent a fucking hour on this last time. You listen to every single word. So what we'll say is there's a difference between

a mature- I wish he spent as much time looking over that contract as he did talking about us on his podcast. No real talk, yes. That would have been a smarter move. Yes, yes, yes, as much time looking over that contract as he did talking about us on his podcast. No real talk. Yes. That would have been a smarter move.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. But when he's desperate, he signs anything. That's why he keeps fucking himself, which he's about to do now with his new deal, if he does do a new deal. Mr. Independent, who always has a deal. That's weird. Anyway, we'll tell you about independence in a second. But I digress, because we're independent over here.

But that's fine. Anyway, point is, if you have a mature business, you can walk away from it. Dunk and Donuts, can you walk away from it? Walk away. If you have a gas station, you can walk away from it. You know? Dunkin' Donuts, can you walk away from it? Walk away. If you have a gas station, can you walk away from it? Walk away. If you have maybe, say, a podcast network, could you walk away from it? Walk away.

If you have a podcast that's called the Joe Biden Podcast and it's just you, can you walk away and people listen? That's a tough one. He did walk away in his last podcast. Did he walk away? Did he get so emotional? I think so. Or did he walk away because of this deal?

That's another thing. How are get so emotional? I think so. Or did he walk away because of this deal? That's another thing. How are you that emotional? You're 60. Where are these emotions coming from? Have your shit corrected already, bro? That's probably why my shirt made your eyes blurry because you fucking 60, bro. It's called necronectal degeneration. All right?

Point is, look, we don't want to spend too much time on this, but point is there's things that you could do better. So I would like to extend an olive branch to Joe, right? If Joe wants to be really independent, because we're over here independent, right? And what I mean by that is we own everything. We own our podcast and we went and did a Patreon that you guys can subscribe to if you'd like to. We do an extra episode every single week that we also own on Patreon and you could pay $5. And Joe could have done that instead of going to Spotify and giving all that money to somebody else and signing a horrible deal. If he had any business savvy, he would have done that because he has an incredibly loyal fan base that fucks with him and would do a Patreon.

His fan base is great. But because he doesn't, we're a way more profitable podcast than him. I know the numbers. I know the numbers. I hear the the numbers I speak to all the same people that they speak to and they talk about Joe like he's a clown it's sad it's really sad

it's sad dude I want to help it's sad dude I think Joe is so talented let me not not as a rapper as a personality right right right

so talented right right right I just think he needs some business guidance that's it yes he needs a little business guidance you need an Indian in your camp

he definitely does I so all white dudes in his camp i think he needs an indian yes because i recognize that you know i'm saying if we're going to build this i need to have my guy who understands business with me when we do we got the biggest patreon of any comedy uh podcast on the planet so that's just what it is and when we doing deals i'm in that motherfucker this guy is crazy how much i fight for it it's beautiful hey man you gotta know how to fight you gotta go for it so look this is what i'm gonna this is what i'm gonna offer i have a uh advertising agency right that's called a business then you do you work for it or you own oh i own it okay got it right which services obviously our podcast

but also uh some of your favorite podcasts when i say your, I don't mean your Akash, I mean you, Joe, but you don't know that because I don't need to brag about all my shit behind the scenes, but it is what it is. So this is what I'm doing. I'm going to offer you this. If you really want to go independent, if you got the balls to really go independent, not sign up for another daddy, but if you really want to go independent, like you say, Like you say, I will partner with you on the advertising. We will bring advertisements, which you will get a percentage of. Okay? You eat what you hunt.

You eat what you hunt. We will get you the advertisements. You will eat what you hunt. By the way, my partners are a black dude and a Mexican dude. So if you want to support black and brown business, you can obviously do that over here. Or you could sign up to one of the other white owned companies if you want to do that. But if you would like to be partners in it, I will, again, get you those ads. And then you will get whatever you eat, whatever you hunt. If your show grows, you get more money.

If your show does worse, you get less money. It's up to you. You bet on yourself. That's all I can. And I will grows, you get more money. If your show does worse, you get less money. It's up to you. You bet on yourself. That's all I can. And I will give you the most competitive offer. The same one that I give Brilliant Idiots. How about that? Oh, wow.

How about that? That's how much I believe in y'all. That's nice of you. That's nice of me, ain't it? Wow. I'm just kidding. I don't want your bum ass podcast. I don't want that shit, bro.

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let's talk about a, a podcast by a guy named Joe that actually matters. Okay. It's weirdly at Spotify. Not that much money left for the other Joe's. When you got the regular Joe's. Yeah. The regular Joe's ain't got no more money left when you got the real Joe. Yeah.

In the building. So, um, Joe said on his part this is joe rogan obviously we're talking about um joe said on his podcast rogan that he would moderate a four-hour debate between biden and trump and trump retweets i do he's saying he's in yo you know what this proves what's that this is a podcast that is powerful which podcast

Joe Rogan Joe Rogan is a culturally significant countrywide significant podcast that can literally dictate where an election goes yeah Joe Rogan's podcast

changes the world yeah that's fucking mind blowing if you want to tell me your podcast is powerful and influential that's the type of shit that to me is like

whoa that's power and influence that's worth 300 million dollars i'm sorry to go back to the jump but my favorite part of the interview was when he was making fun of us and he goes who are these guys in these seats as he shared a couch with another man he's got his fucking thigh rubbing up another guy's thigh. Why would men sit in different seats as they podcast? Why not rub your thigh against your best friend? That's what I'm saying. He's mad at himself. He knows he can afford fucking chairs.

He's mad at himself. Why I'm sharing a couch with these dudes. Who are these guys in these seats talking about me? I'm going to buy y'all some seats, yo. Where should I send the seats? Real talk. Hey, real talk. Send me a thing.

What's his name? The guy whose house they recorded at. Parks. Parks. I'm going to send you to, where is it? Oh, I'm going to send y'all some seats. Okay. Y'all can pick out some seats.

Actually, I won't send them. You can get some used ones. Maybe you can send a letter. Why don't y'all pick out some used seats and I'll send it your way. You know what I'm saying? Y'all deserve it. Y'all really deserve some seats. He needs to take a seat, bro.

He does. Real talk, man. It is crazy, bro. But anyway, what did we say? We're talking about real influence and real power. Son, this guy is- He understands it, man. It is crazy, bro. But anyway, we were saying, we're talking about real influence and real power. Son, this guy is- He understands it, though. He comes from a tech, you know what I mean?

Joe really understands tech. He was talking about that, how Spotify is tech. So they probably ran the numbers and realized he wasn't worth whatever he said because they're tech, but it is what it is. You know what I mean? Pretty data-driven. It's data-driven. It's tech-based.

You know what I mean? So you got to know the tech. Yeah, absolutely. Tech is the most important. It's tech-based. You know what I mean? So you got to know the tech. Yeah, absolutely. Tech is the most important. Tech. Or just, you know, numbers. Just numbers. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. Joe Rogan could single-handedly decide this election. His 16 million people listen a week. Yes. That's 16 million people a month. No, no, no. It's way more than that. Really?

Oh, my God. It's crazy. 16 million is already fucking friends number he told me 400 million people a month it's insane it might be 16 million an episode it's insane like you never see anything like this global influence like this like it's absolutely insane so he could fucking moderate and he does encourage independent thinking so there is a swath of his fan base that's massive and undecided yep they would listen to this through and through yep and motherfucker he could really if biden agreed to this which i hope he doesn't because it won't go well for him yeah uh if biden agreed to this it

could it could swing the election yeah yeah it'd be very interesting to see and real talk i kind of prefer debates to be done by neutral people. Yes. Like Rogan has been neutral about stuff. He hasn't supported Trump at all. He hasn't supported Biden at all. He's actually been critical of both of them. It'd be nice to have somebody out there just literally asking the questions that the people

want to ask. Someone that is not locked into the political system. Literally every time it's like on, Joe and I will text, right? Every time Joe says anything about a presidential candidate, if it's about a right wing, sorry, if he supports Bernie or something like that, or criticizes Biden in any way, right? Bernie is left wing, but he's not establishment. Right. So what they'll do is they'll have to make him radioactive, him being Joe Rogan radioactive.

So what he says doesn't matter. So if he goes, hey, Bernie was the man, literally they can time out by the hour when the article about how he's transphobic or racist or sexist is going to come out. Yeah. Oh, the podcast that Joe Rogan hosts

that has all these racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, blah, blah, blah. They just want to make him radioactive to dismiss what he has to say. That's a different level of power, bro. But it'd be cool, it'd definitely be cool to make him radioactive to dismiss what he has to say. That's a different level of power, bro. But it'd be cool. It'd definitely be cool to see him do that. I would worry about Biden trying to be coherent for four hours against Trump who...

Oh, there's no way. You've got to put him to bed. You've got to nap. He's got to nap. Yeah. That's why I don't want him to do it. Trump is going to be fucking yacked up, dude. That guy.

He's going to be fucking snoring. There's no way that he's not on Adderall minimum. Oh, man. But I wonder if all of them are on adderall not sleepy joe not not low-key that would be perfect you make joe super sleepy this if this is a democrat strategy this is genius you make joe sleepy you make him fucking up his words you make him look like an absolute idiot right yeah? Pop him full of Adderall and then he comes out in the debate. His expectations are super low.

He body slams Trump because the expectation is so low. Because Biden's got it in him deep down. You see those videos of him when he's young? Bro, he's kind of a badass when he's young. He was a badass when he was young. There's a lot of racist shit. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable.

I actually think Biden wins because of that. The expectations are already low. Trump is way better of a talker. He's funnier. But because the expectations are low, Biden just has to do decent. And if Rogan fact checks during this debate and he just calls Trump out, he's like, no, that's false. Trump might be tripped up a little bit. Rog needs jamie there fact checking that would be huge rogan and jamie fact checking huge that would be fire now now i'm in if it's fact checking i'm in just jamie every once in a while just cuts off trump uh actually the corona numbers were a little

bit higher than you said dude Dude, that would be perfect. Yeah, that would be dope. That's kind of a good point you bring up though, because people aren't looking to see Biden kill Trump. They're looking to see if Biden's coherent. They're looking to see if Biden's coherent and they are expecting Trump to kill Biden. So now Trump has the expectation of like a comedian.

When you go on stage, it's like, you're about to make me laugh. And that's why it's so much more difficult than just making your friends laugh. Everybody's made their friends laugh. Easiest thing in the world because the expectation is not you're about to make me laugh yeah and that's why it's so much more difficult than just making your friends laugh everybody's made their friends laugh easiest thing in the world because the expectation is not you're about to do it right so now trump's level is higher for expectation biden is down here biden my body they should take it yeah the risk reward if biden's able to come off as like oh he's got his shit together and so that means that he's not trump and he's got shit together all the people that are afraid of trump are gonna be like oh yeah also he's

debating trump it's not like trump knows tons of facts and shit that's what i'm saying it's just a shit talk convo right trump is entertaining as fuck but he's not going out there with well the city doesn't that win though entertainment wins but biden might be able to do that and in debates biden is pretty good like he's okay called uh cory booger brock obama man if that wasn't the funniest shit they got almost no traction he goes as the president said why would the president be debating you why the fuck would the president be you didn't see that clip amazing amazing save though his save was one of the best saves i've ever seen in history Let me see Hear it Let me hear it

You want to pull it up You want to pull it up It's literally unbelievable So he goes He goes Imagine No no he goes As the president said

And then he realizes He just calls a random black To the president Right And then he takes it back And he goes I'm sorry As Mekhi Pfeiffer was saying

In my favorite movie 8 Mile No What he said What he said was um i'm sorry as the future president said uh that's a that was slick fantastic that's slick that was super super slick yeah that's some shit you say to a shorty as my ex-wife is it i'm sorry as my future ex-wife was saying, I'm sorry, as my future ex-wife was saying. What if Biden has his all tricked, like maybe all these blunders that he has are like, he's doing it purposely for memes because he just understands that meme culture works. Don't commit another blunder, Joe. This ain't the time for another blunder, yo.

We done blundering. Yo, we're calling back to old Biden. That was classic. The blunder bro what else we got out oh this new shit that's popping off right now jk rowland's new book is being called transphobic mark you knew about this one what's happening yes real talk jk rowland look trans bro i think that's why she hates trans people so much. All feelings, no facts. This is all feelings, no facts. She's a job-worn tramp.

All feelings, no facts. I feel like I should get more money. That's literally how he negotiates. I want more. No? Okay, you're racist. Okay, but for real, though. So this popped up on twitter and i was like all right they call her transphobic all the time like you know okay whatever and i start reading

the no that's why this girl don't like trans people she don't like trans people because she look too much like them bro this is the article right so titled troubled blood the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victim. Why is she giving ideas, though? Like, low key? First of all, she's giving serial killers ideas. And if you dress up as transgender, there's going to be a bunch of woke ass white women that are going to just go home with you so they don't seem transphobic. And then they're going to end up murdered that's a fact sometimes it pays to be a little bit prejudiced bro you said that it's like no that's that uh patrice rest in peace the goat remember

that patrice bit he goes uh he goes what do you say if i walk on a plane and i see a black pilot i'm gonna be like are you driving this plane to where the white pilot is? What the fuck is this? No, the shit about, the shit about he's like, not that biased. What? He had a lot of these jokes. Come to think about it.

What about, he goes, I'm racist or some shit. He goes, I'd rather be at home out of breath feeling a little bit racist for running away from some dangerous looking people than lying in a pool of my own blood feeling open-minded and literally that is a lot how people act though yeah be honest like when it's life or death yeah you do i had that girl that i had said she couldn't be my um skydiving instructor

i didn't tell you all this story i don't remember i was supposed to go skydiving with mtv and they gave me some girl that was like five three and she was like yeah you're strapped to me and then you're gonna do the whole thing and i was like it's not gonna be you so this guy's yeah they caused a problem the mtv people are upset i'm like you ain't jumping out the fucking plane yeah i need a grown man to jump out the plane yo hey yo i need a grown man strapped to my back you know what i'm saying strapped to my back you know what i'm saying pause i know not the button type but for real Wait so what did you think? You think she wouldn't be

Strong enough to pull the cord? What? That's a one job? That actually might be better If she's small That's like She's the backpack I'm not taking no chances bro

What if I start spinning She don't got enough weight To stop the spinning She's a parachute She just holds onto your back I don't think it works like that I don't know how it works But my life was on the line

And I didn't want this little girl On my back Fucking cutie This girl is fresh Out of cuties My life was on the line, and I didn't want this little girl on my back. Fucking cutie. This girl is fresh out of cuties. My life is on the line. She's 5 feet 200 pounds. I need a grown-ass man wrapped around me. Holding me tight.

Holding me around my waist. You know, like fucking Jack and the Diamond Bitch from Titanic. I don't remember her name. What's her name? Claire? Titanic? Titanic. Listen, I'm having some blunders right now myself.

Can I blunder, bro? Don't commit another blunder, dog. Not in my presence, yo. It's blundering. Taylor? Listen, Taylor. Taylor, sober up, yo. I would never let you be my skydiving instructor.

Never once. You do do have guns but it's too dangerous bro it's too dangerous but how dangerous is skydiving though you never heard anyone die in skydiving what yes you do no you never hear that shit yes yes you do you hear about the people that are flying in the fucking little squirrel shoots or whatever it's not about what did you just say yeah i don't know what you just said. I was trying to say a squirrel suit, but it came out as one word. Squirrel shoots? Yeah.

You describing Akash as big. No, but yeah, maybe you don't hear that many stories because they try to keep that marketing down. Yeah. They don't want to put those stories out because then we won't go. Motherfuckers die, man.

How many people die, Scott Evan? One out of 10. How many? Between one and 10? More than 10. Every 10 jumps, how many people than ten. Every ten jumps. How many people die? Zero every ten jumps.

But you know what, Mark? It only takes one jump. You know what I'm saying? Let's be honest here. You could die any single way. It's not real talk. I went to this place, and sorry to blow him up. 516 Skydive.

Everything was fine. A week later, the guy who jumped with me died from his shoot not opening up. Alone? Probably. No, no, no. He was just doing his own job. He was probably doing some dumb shit. No, he wasn't doing some dumb shit.

It's one thing to do. That. How you do that dumb. It wasn't dumb shit. He didn't do it on time? He waited until he hit the ground, you think? He's being silly.

He's flying around. That's what you think happened? That's kind of dumb. That is dumb. You think he forgot? Nah, son. Yeah. No, I'm not doing that shit I'm not playing around when it's life or death we're not playing around I'm not skydiving but if I was

better be a big ass dude you gotta skydive with men bro you gotta skydive with men you also need to have a male urologist I'm not letting no female doctor look inside my dick tell me what a dick should be or not That's actually a good point

I wouldn't want a male gynecologist If I was a woman Why? Come on yo You don't know nothing about this Do you have a female Fucking creep Gynecologist Taylor

Do you have a You have a female What kind of creep Just looking at pussies all day Sick My girl's dad's a gynecologist But I agree You know what I'm saying?

Mark Nance! My man! They ain't keep it. It is what it is, bro. That's the worst job when you think about it because you're just looking at pussies when they're all fucked up. Yeah, you get tired of it, probably. When you go to the gynecologist,

you don't go right after you wax. It doesn't matter. You don't go right after you wax. You don't go when it's in perfect situation. You go when your vagina's itching or burning. That actually might be better, though. When do you go? When your shit looking like pumpernickel bread.

If you're looking at vaginas every day from nine to five, you probably go home and you're tired of that shit. You're tired of looking at pussy. Then you got to look at your wife's pussy. You don't want none of that. And he's so grateful. Why is he grateful? Because he's like, wow, it doesn't have fucking jelly beans or whatever.

You don't want to take it. Say that word again. Try to say that word again. And in the middle, please don't have fucking jelly beans or whatever. You don't want to take it. Say that word again. Try to say that word again. And in the middle, please don't eat Fritos. Okay? You are so high. Why are you acting like you're not high? Yes, you are.

We have a certain standard of professionalism. Really? I didn't appreciate that, Taylor. Yeah, that growl. I thought your body was in the room right there, bro. That's not why you go to the gynecologist all the time Just when the pussy's fucked up That's not why you have to go

When would you go To the gynecologist When your pussy's not fucked up When you need that smear That peppy Yeah just like The checkup Everything's cool

I'm just saying You looking at it all day Sick or not I don't want to look at pussy all day And then have sex with my wife at home I don't try to take my work home with me like that. That's a good point. I'll fuck them at work.

You don't think a girl's ever been like, yo, just stick it in, bro. Put a damn near shoehorn in there. You got your fingers all up in the pussy. You might as well just fuck. You don't think they get propositions? That's a good question. Even gynecologists gotta get propositions, bro. What, you think a female urologist gets propositions?

If a female urologist, we don't go there. That job don't exist. There's a urologist. You ever been to one? Guys don't check up on our dick. I'm not checking up on my dick. Half of my dick gotta be green before I go check up on my dick a urologist appointment

no guys ever made that stick it on like Alex Smith's leg before you go to the urologist real talk how fucked up would your dick have to be before you go to the urologist

you can't even imagine it I'd have to wake up and have no dick I'd have to wake up with no dick and I'd call the urologist and I'd be like bruh

help me find it help me find it you got a dick over there bruh you have to have up with no dick and I call the urologist and I'd be like, bro. Help me find it. Help me find it. You got a dick over there, bro. You have to have a dick over there. You have some spare dicks laying around here. I need a dick.

My dick disappeared in the middle of the night, bro. You could probably even wait too. You'd have breakfast and shit. Say what? I would have breakfast before I even do it. Hell yeah.

I'm not going to do that shit first thing in the morning. If I don't have a dick, it's not growing out of here anywhere. I'm telling you, going to the urologist is a rare thing that we do not do as men. Yeah, you're right.

We don't care about our health in general. Yeah. But we double, we'll not let people just touch our dicks. We don't even touch our own dicks after we pee. Who does? We don't. Who does?

We don't pat it dry. We don't pat it dry, but we give it a whack. We get that chariot moving. Yaw. Sometimes you've got to yaw. You ever ever say that a urinal and freak people out in russia you know russia nrip at the airport i'll just go y'all why i don't know just to fuck with people this is what it is anyway point is jk rowling looks like a trans and um and do you think she's full she's full-on transphobe no i don't think she's transphobic but i think she's being like

radicalized the book is wild bro the book is wild i think this is what happens like when we were talking about this earlier it's like when when you when you have an opinion that actually is reasonable her opinion wasn't crazy she had reasonable opinion. And when you are chastised and ripped apart for that opinion publicly, like, actor Hermione and fucking Harry from the show criticized. She made them motherfuckers multimillionaires, right? This bitch was already a millionaire. She didn't need them. She didn't need the movies.

The books, millionaire. And she fought to have an all-English cast. Like, you could have easily just been some fucking american dude harry daniel route what's his name right i mean she she made a great deal when you think about it like the way that she's saying she really did so the point is she had the ability to do whatever the fuck she want she gets criticized for this opinion about being transphobic, okay? She gets pushed into a corner and all of a sudden loses, and this happens to a lot of people,

they lose all empathy for the other side. Yeah. Before she's trying to make intellectual arguments and like really trying to like showcase something reasonable. And she was basically saying the experience of a woman is different than the experience of a trans woman.

Yeah. Right, a trans woman doesn't have a period. A trans woman's not going through puberty like a woman's going through. There is a fundamental difference and they just tore her apart yeah right harry potter out here i'm disappointed i'm just a dick disappointed i hate disappointment fuck you who the fuck are you would be disappointed in me yeah kind of shit is that you're not my father yeah you know what i mean i'm disappointed in you i don't give a fuck yeah she looked like she could

be his father if anyone should be disappointed jake and rowan should be andrew yeah for getting sick on that goddamn ride that she built it's made me almost throw up yeah and she made a caricature of him in the movie and that's racist she did do that with the gringotts yep the gringotts also dobby turns out a lot of the ugly characters that look like trolls and gremlins look like me Who, the Gringotts? Yep, the Gringotts. Also Dobby. Turns out a lot of the ugly characters that look like trolls and gremlins look like me. Wow. That's a little bit disrespectful. She's Schultz-a-phobic.

She is Schultz-a-phobic. She's afraid of this. This bitch. This bitch. You should be disappointed. I'm disappointed in her. I'm disappointed in her. That's some haughty shit to say. What does that word mean before we move on?

Can you imagine saying- What does hardy mean? Like condescending. Oh my God. That's a spell from Hogwarts. That shit was crazy what you just said. Like we were supposed to know what that country ass word meant. Hardy.

Son, that's some hardy shit to say. That's a hardy ass bitch, ain't it? This bitch is the hardiest. She's really the hardiest, bro. The hardiest bitch in Hogwarts. Yeah. Daniel hardiest she's really the hardiest bro hardiest bitch in hogwarts yeah daniel radcliffe's mad hardy avita kadabra bitch we don't need you but in all seriousness she just loses all empathy for the other side now she's doubling down and trying to like and it is a little bit fucked up because i think low-key she's trying to be like be afraid of trans people

right like what is the character in the movie? That's what the book is. Yeah, that's what she's saying. Yeah, she's like, hey, beware. They're dangerous.

They could kill you. Yeah. When in reality, it's probably the exact opposite. I think there's probably more people killing trans people for being trans than trans people

running around killing women. Yeah. Yeah, clearly. A lot, right? You realize if she wrote a book about that,

everybody would say she's pandering and she's full of shit and she's transphobic. It's the only move she has. I'll read the book. Let's be honest. She took the Schultz approach and doubled down.

She doubled down. She doubled down. Over the top. She went over the top. Over the top. She's big time going over the top. This bitch got us spinning, bro.

Anyway, man. Yo, y'all gonna put some respect on Will Smith's name. What happened? Because when he was going through that situation with Jada and August Alsina, y'all was all calling him

a little pussy. Yeah, he got cucked up. And y'all was saying that, oh, it's not equal because we haven't seen any of the dudes that Will piped. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, yo. Hey, yo, Al. Hey, yo. Oh, women that do.

Al, what are you thinking about? I mean, there are some rumors about Will, but we won't go there. You think he cheated back with more men or more women will yo hey that's crazy hey you gotta put some respect on will's name you gotta put some respect on will's name you gotta put some respect on will's name my bad my bad my bad come on dog my bad yo yo i know you just haven't talked because you've been so high i forgot you were here yeah i didn't forget i didn't forget i got you out here talking wiki wild for no reason.

Wiki wild. Don't be talking wiki wild for no fucking reason, bro. It could get crazy in here. I forgot. Oh, shit. That's not Will. This picture of Will Smith surfaced with Margot Robbie. They're both lifting up their shirt.

And you know what time that is. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this. It was high. That's what time that is. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this. It was high. That's what time it is. Look at that. So now y'all put some respect on the guy. He definitely threw the vibe.

Y'all put some respect on the guy. He threw the vibe at her for sure. Because they did multiple movies. Am I- I played that crazy- Harley Quinn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She plays Harley Quinn, but they also did a movie called-

Focus. Focus. And another one, I think. Suicide Squad. Suicide Squad. That's the Harley Quinn, but they also did a movie called- Focus. Focus. And another one, I think. Suicide Squad. Suicide Squad. Huh? Yeah. That's the Harley Quinn character.

All I'm saying is, Will definitely threw the pod. Yes, let's go. But is Will in the newest Suicide Squad? I believe not. It don't matter. It's old. You don't need to be. My point is, hit it and quit it.

Yeah, let's go. You hit it and quit it, but you also quit a franchise. That's Will Smith, bro. Don't ever forget my man saved the world and America. Multiple times he saved the world. Multiple times, bro. Independence Day, bro. Men in Black.

Men in Black. Another Men in Black. Shit. What else he saved the world? Wild West, Wiki. Yeah. Where else? Taylor?

Pursuit of Happiness. Pursuit of Happiness. Yeah, gave him. Out here flexing bone density scanners for you broke bitches with your hollow bones. Seven. He saved seven people's lives. Seven? Saved seven people's lives?

Shit, was it called Seven? I think it's called Seven Pounds or something. Come on, son. He was rolling. Seven was a different movie with Brad Pitt. Aladdin. It was all good. Aladdin.

Yo, he saved. The genie. He put motherfucking Jafar in the lamp Damn right Put his ass man far Damn right Hancock Okay put that brown motherfucker back where he

What What Huh Hancock I think he's just hating the brown guy huh Hancock He did Hancock I robot

I robot Save the world and I robot Oh my god Bad boys Bad boys One Bad boys two Bad boys 1. Bad Boys 2. Bad Boys 3. I am legend.

We fighting off vampires. Oh my goodness. Ali. They were zombies. Ali! Bumbaye! Bro, he saved the world a million times over. Son, don't you ever disrespect Will Smith again, bro. Who did it? Jada. Jada. What has Jada been in?

Poetic justice. Jason's lyric was 30 years ago, bitch. 30 years ago, Jason's lyric. We don't care no more. We don't care about that, bro. Set it off on you? Set it off? Set it off was fire, but honestly, you could have replaced her.

Nah, son. Nah, son. I think she was in The Matrix 3. Nah, the best character was Queen Latifah, then Vivica, then Jada, then that crying ass bitch. Nah, I'll put Jada at number two. That crying ass bitch. That crying ass

helpless ass bitch. She got on my goddamn nerves, bitch. Stop crying. Rob somebody. Fucking grow up, bitch. We robbing banks with masks.

You... Grow up, bitch. She's in Gotham. She's in Gotham? That trash ass show that's about not Bruce Wayne? Come on, bro. You need to show my Commissioner Gordon, bitch. She's in Gotham. She's in Gotham? That trash-ass show that's about not Bruce Wayne? Come on, bro. You need to show up, Commissioner Gordon, bitch.

Commissioner Gordon. Don't nobody give a fuck about Young Penguin. Oh, go quack, quack-ass Penguin. Get the fuck out of here, yo. Why don't you wall your ass onto a real movie, bitch? How you doing, Hawthorne? That's the worst part of L.A., Hawthorne, bitch.

Stop it, yo. You fucking loser. What about the Nutty Professor, though? Nutty Professor. She wasn't even in the second one. They got rid of Miss Pretty after the first one. I feel like I don't know

my motherfucking Black Movie Trivia show. Yo, let's go. Our guy's ready to go. Radio Rumble, any point in time. Let's go. Radio Rumble, yo.

That's a savage right there. That's a young Indian savage. Yo, I'm doing it, bro. That's a young Indian savage. Can't call Indian savages anymore. Not that type of savage. Not that type of Indians. We stopped using that language.

Jesus, Mark. Just came at me organically. That's a young Indian savage on that part of the studio yeah it looks pretty nice look at that Indian barbarian

maybe I'll take that part of the studio as well possibly we'll reserve a little corner for him somewhere off camera yeah

let him play craps against a wall oh shit alright let's wrap this up this is the last story out okay so John Wall this is too funny

apologizing for basically for partying throwing up the set though like wall's been a blood or at least like connected with bloods he's always throwing bees up when he hits a jump shot one out of every 40 fucking games of the season and uh with all the shit that he could do with his fingers you think he could hold a basketball in a proper position and shoot it. So he's coming back from his Achilles injury and he's in this video. He's in an apartment with a bunch of dudes.

They all got their shirt offs. Al, why the fuck do like gangs have a bunch of dudes with their shirts off? What's that about? Probably because they got them bodies. They got some bodies, bro.

They be having some bodies. Yo, that's a good point. I think he's right. Body tats? Body tats make you vain. It's like a shirt. Nah, because you got to keep your shit tight. Remember when Nas came out with,

I forget which song that was in, but he had the thug life tattoo, but he had the belly. The godson mustache. Looking like Virgin Mary out here. All right. But yeah, so he came out and he's just throwing his setup.

He got the fly. He's just being egregious and he's doing it for a camera and then he apologized when the shit ends up going viral. Yeah. This was here in New York. It was here in New York. You could be in a gang.

What are you saying? He threw a party. It was his party? Yeah. Bro, you could be in a gang as an athlete. You can. There's a lot of gang members that are still actively involved in their childhood gangs, if you will.

I'm not going to out any, but y'all already know who the fuck they are yeah we i think we all know here's the thing what you can't do is be open about it if you care about the gang if you care about the gang just be this amazing face get the money funnel it back to the guys in the gang you do your nefarious activities or help out the hood whatever the fuck that you want to do with it but once you go i'm a gang member now the deals with the deetas might go away the deals with sprite might go away the endorsements might go away that's less money for your gang and the youth that could probably use you let's say you're doing it for the best case scenario it's just stupid come on john wall stop living up to every single criticism that teams have about you is that

you're a head case and that you don't take this seriously and they're always out here partying you're not worried about the game stupid come on grow up y'all a lot of motherfuckers need to grow up john wall that bitch from set it off all y'all gotta grow up i'm not having this immaturity i'm not having immaturity today everybody need to grow up all I'm not having this immaturity. I'm not having immaturity today. Everybody needs to grow up, all right? Fucking learn how to negotiate, people. I'm done with the childishness. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second.

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Andrew Gillum, he's like this Florida- He was running for governor of Florida. Lieutenant governor or something like that. In 2018. What's your thought on Florida governor, Andrew Gillum? You can't say gubernatorial, huh? That word fucked Alex up so hard in the headline. The motherfucking word is gubernatorial.

And Alex said, Florida governor. Say that shit out. I would just rather be wrong. Everybody be quiet. Gubernatorial. That would sound like he's asking for candies, bro. Let me get some Goober.

Let me get some Goober Notorious, some popcorn, some milk. Oh my God. Andrew Gillum says, I don't identify as gay, but I do identify as bisexual. That's funny because we identify you as gay. What do you know? Yeah, that is true man we have no tolerance for that bisexual shit when it comes to dudes huh you gay yo if you're bi listen you can't be here's a good point you can't be bi and not gay so you're gay at least half gay that's it it's a yo are you black al yep are you puerto rican yep are you black yep you're gay

kind of watching that one a little bit yeah i know but for real you can't be bi without being gay so you're gay yeah now are you straight? Ooh. No. You're half gay and half straight. Nope. You're both. So you're, I think gay is like black, where if it's half and half, you are that. Boom. Like if you're half black, half white, you're black. So you're technically both.

There's a 1% rule with gay. Yeah. Is the percent the amount of cum in your body? One drop. That's one drop of cum. One drop rule. One drop of cum on your lips. That's a great rule, actually. That's the way it should be. If there's one drop of cum's one drop of cum. One drop rule. One drop of cum on your lips. That's a great rule, actually.

That's the way it should be. If there's one drop of cum, then you're gay. So as long as you don't get cum on you at all, you can still claim straight. Wait, so Andrew's gay for eating his own cum? No, he ate his own pee. That's eating cum, son. That's gay, son. No, I had cum on you.

No, we didn't. No, I had cum on you. No, no, no. No, one time I had cum on you. You came in your mouth, son. That's the gayest thing. I didn't come cum on you. You came in your mouth, son. I didn't come in my mouth. You came in your mouth, son. And then you licked it, swallowed it.

You're like, ooh, tasty. This is fast for me. You said you launched it up and ate it like a dog you first met. You took all of it. You did. I didn't let him cum. What? This shit hit my face, bro.

That's the gayest. That's the gayest you could possibly be. Why? It's one drop. Like, for like legit one drop on your face it wasn't one drop there's a lot of drugs the whole fucking nut the shit damn near scarred me i look like two-faced from batman bro just sitting there on my bed like he was on the just burning your face melting me acid attack get it off of me i didn't want to open my mouth it was maybe gonna drip in it's terrifying so didn't want to open my mouth. It was maybe going to drip in. It's terrifying.

Didn't you say you tasted after Mark came in your bathroom, you weren't sure what it was. You touched a little bit. Oh, I feel uncomfortable with that. Didn't you say that? That's how you figured it out. Alex,

you disgust me. You disgust me the way that you could turn on your friends. The way that you could turn on your friends from the beginning of this podcast to the end of this podcast how you can be a traitor I'm loyal to everybody that is horrible how could you even

put a rumor out there in the world like I would taste the semen I stepped on it, I heel-toed that shit like I was at a Brazilian party on the beach but I did not taste it no I didn't taste it I would never touch the bottom of my bathtub

I'm a man I don't wash that shit it's absolutely repulsive oh fuck okay say gubernatorial again motherfucker alright

so in all seriousness we're proud that he came out as bi even though that shit is mad pussy yo when dudes come out as bi that's the most pussy

shit in the world that's half measures yo dudes come out as bi that's the most pussy shit in the world that's half measures yo just come out as gay bro you love dick if you have to say i'm not gay you're probably gay you're probably gay bro you have to say i'm not gay i'm bi like in your coming out probably gay listen if it's true bro it's true where there's smoke there's fire and you're flaming, Andrew. You're flaming. Real talk. We got wildfires in Florida and California.

It's a gender reveal. Better watch out. The gender reveal caused it. It turns out it's a dude in his hotel room. That's funny. The gender reveal in his hotel room.

That's so good bro shout out to Andrew Gillum why did they put the picture of him with his mouth open like he about to suck some dick you couldn't find one picture with his mouth closed bro not one picture yeah I know he's got some nice lips whoa

were you being objective or gay bi that was fucking insane. Yeah, you do that. All bi's matter. All bi's matter. Yo, you got to come out with all bi's matter. If Andrew Gillum comes out with all bi's matter, bro, a t-shirt, I'll buy that shit.

Come on, bro. Come on, bro. All right, man. Let's wrap this up, man. Asshole Army, we appreciate y'all, man. We really appreciate y'all. We fuck with y'all. Thank you so much for fucking with us.

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We know this is word of mouth. I was about to say mouth to mouth. Andrew Gillum in my brain right now. One drop, bro. We'll talk. One drop me. That motherfucker's one drop, bro. God damn.

It's like vampires, bro. One bite. So basically, we love you. We appreciate you. We know that you grew this fucking army. One person at a time. We're incredibly grateful know um we'll see you all friday patreon patreon.com slash flagrant 2 second episode every week just a month yo man and uh listen if you haven't joined yet we know you're gonna enjoy one day you take your time man if you're ready

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