Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Andrew Schulz On Kanye Backlash, Candace Owens Doc, & Jake Paul Fight!

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

aaand we're back, sorry for being late but never the less... INDULGE 😈 00:00 - Andrew reacting to Kanye, Candace and Comments 21:20 - Not See's celebrating in LA 23:44 - Celebrating at Six Flags on Mushrooms 35:52 - Mark is a lousy friend 40:26 - House of the Dragons - pregnancies ain't hard 59:13 - H3H3 getting suspended from YouTube 01:06:55 - NYC Subway ain't that dangerous for NYers 01:09:07 - Alec Baldwin really is deluded 01:13:34 - Asian Subway Lady r*cist meltdown + NYC is crazy 01:26:09 - UFC 280 breakdown - shoulder pops, backpacks and Islam 01:33:18 - Jake Paul fight predictions v Anderson Silva 01:37:24 - Biden proves a deep state + Presidential candidates

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Yes. I hope you guys had a great week. Did you guys have a good week? I had a great week. I had a great week, too, man. I know you did.

Yeah, I had a great week. I had a lot of fun looking at the comments on not only the episode, but my Instagram posts. Oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. And anybody who commented on the Connie thing because they were upset, I just want to let you know that I was wrong for not telling your mother to suck my dick from the back.

Let's fucking go. Let's go. Not telling your mother. No, no, no,. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Not telling your mother. No, no, no, no, no. Your mother. Yes. Your mother. That took a fucking talk.

No, no, I mean this. All you fucking Monster Energy gym bros, your mother and her rickety varicose vein knees, I want her on her knees sucking my dick from the back where her nose is in my asshole. Let's go. Then I don't shave. You said you weren't going to do this. Okay, no. No, I didn't say I wasn't is in my asshole. Let's go. Then I don't shave. You said you weren't going to do this.

Okay, no. No, I didn't say I wasn't going to do this. Let's go. Because what you did is made me watch a whole fucking Candace Owens documentary. I posted that thing and I was like,

yo, we got a heater. This is a no-brainer. Handled it really well, delicately, both sides, blah, blah, blah. Just funny. Everybody knows that we hit both sides.

Everybody gets the jokes. This is the ethos of my life. Yep. It's the ethos of the that we hit both sides. Everybody gets the jokes. This is the ethos of my life. Yep. It's the ethos of the comedy we do, the ethos of the show. On brand. And the amount of people. That's fucking. Now, first of all, if you're just like racist and anti-Semitic, go fuck yourself.

We don't care. Suck a dick. Also that, too. Thank you. But here's the thing. You don't get to suck my dick from the back like these people who comment Smother. They don't get the privilege. No, no, no.

Those people get to do it because when they start saying sellout and like, oh, you sellout for the fucking mainstream and that kind of shit, that shit bothered me. And I know that there are people right now going like, oh, we're living rent free. We're under your skin. Yes, you are. And I'm the wrong guy to be under their skin because I got lots of time. I have lots of ties. I have lots of ties. I really want to just start screenshotting every person that commented and then bring it up today one by one.

At one point he said, we should just take some of the commenters randomly and just talk about how ugly they are. Yeah. No, no, I want to comment on them one by one. But I understand there are other things going on in the world. But I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, the women that birthed you. Okay, don't do this. Your mothers should suck my dick from the back.

Find peace. Okay? Find peace. Nose in my asshole, balls slapping their hairy chins. Okay? That's what I want from the bottom of my heart because you made me watch a whole Candace Owens documentary. Which was quite eye-opening. I'm not going to lie.

Okay. Candace is kind of on to something. I just thought I'd say. Okay. What I didn't know. Okay. First of all, the reason why I watch this documentary is because a lot of the pushback was about the George Floyd thing.

Yeah. And I thought that that was like the most case closed situation. Yeah. Like I was like, okay, maybe there's going to be pushback about anti-Semitism. There's a lot of people who fucking hate Jews. They don't even know that they hate Jews. They think it's okay to hate Jews. We got that one comment that was fucking hilarious.

There was, oh, so hating Jews is mental illness. Right? So I'm like, okay, there was going to be. But then when all these people kept going, yo, you don't know what you're talking about. Defense and all is what really killed George Floyd. Did you know that it was that disputed? No. I heard of that theory. I didn't know it was that. Heard the theory, didn't know it was

This was like a fringe theory. Like lizards are in the government. I thought it was that crazy in terms of conspiracy. But all these people are tapping into this fentanyl thing. So I go, fuck it, I gotta watch this goddamn fucking Candace Owens documentary. So I watch this Candace Owens documentary. Documentaries are fucking dangerous.

They should be illegal. Dude, I... They should be illegal. 100%. You should need, like, FDA approval for a documentary. A license or something? It's brainwashing.

You need to be licensed for it. That's way more dangerous than a gun. I agree. Don't let people do documentaries. Give everybody a gun, no documentaries. I agree. It'll be fine.

I agree. I don't trust documentaries because you have however many hours of footage you edited down into the most 90 convincing minutes you possibly have of just your side. No documentary is like, hey, one side says this and the other side says this. And you pick your own truth and see what it is.

This is the facts. 90 minutes back to back edited down. Hundreds of hours of footage. Let's take the 90 most crack minutes, the most fentanyl minutes, and put them into that 90 right there. A hundred percent. And also, when I was getting all the backlash on Instagram or YouTube or even DMs and shit, they were saying all these things. And this happens all the time when people have these fringe ideas, right? It's like they know so much about their fringe idea that you don't know, so there's nothing you can say.

When people talk about UFOs and that kind of shit, they're like, well, technically, the way that the flight pattern was going, I don't know about flight patterns. You're right. You can say anything to me that you know more about than me. 9-11. And I can't push back. I'm not a structural engineer. The beams of the thing.

I don't know. What am I supposed to say? No, that's not how beams are. Yeah. I might be onto something. Exactly. So, that shit might have been, right? That is the problem.

If Candace always put out a 9-11 documentary, I believe in 9-11. Yeah. You don't believe in it now? Honestly, before it went 9-10, 9-12. Now, I believe in 9-11 100%. So, Candace made me believe in numbers, bro. So, she puts out this documentary, right? And her point of the documentary was, and also I blame Dave Chappelle for this shit,

because she was like, I wasn't going to do this until it became personal. And she played that Dave Chappelle clip of saying she got a stank pussy mad times. Really? And I think that hit her, bro. Okay. I do think, because that's for women. You know what I mean? Especially if they got stinking pussies, that's a real fucking issue.

She has to have a stinking pussy. I'm not saying she does. Don't make me a documentary. I am what I mean? Especially if they got stinky pussies, that's a real fucking issue. She has to have a stinky pussy. I'm not saying she does. I am. Don't make me a documentary. I am. I'm not saying she does. I think that shit smells great. I think it stinks.

I think it stinks. I think it stinks, allegedly. You think it stinks, allegedly? Yes, yes. Well, there was one allegation thrown out there. Yeah. Okay? And she makes this documentary.

And the idea of the documentary is essentially that Black Lives Matter is a scam, a fraudulent organization. Not the craziest theory I've ever heard in my life. Now, there's a lot of evidence to prove that that is true now.

Yeah. Okay? If you watch that documentary, you will believe it. Dude, they got $90 million. They're giving $2.5 million to like Toronto

trans organizations, right? They're giving millions of dollars to the friends. Like this woman, Patrice Cullors, who runs the organization, right? Fuck that bitch. Say it with your chest. Fuck that bitch. She set back the movement decades, bro. Yo, because... Fuck

that f***ing ass bitch. Straight up. Yo, I don't give a fuck. I'm telling you. You're allowed to say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're good. What do you want to do, bro? What do you want to do? What do you want to do?

Wait, let me cook up. I hate that bitch, though. I hate her more than Ken and Toad. Really? Wow. I see that. I understand the frustration because what Al, you even texted the group. She set back the black empowerment movement decades because it's going to be very hard for the average person that donated to this thing to believe in the future that the same thing won't happen.

Right? So I understand that completely. Right? But so what she's doing is she's exposing later on the documentary. She's like where all the money goes. She's like tracking it because you have to file these IRS reports. Right? So you can see where the money goes if you're a charity.

You don't have to pay taxes, but you've got to show what you're spending the money on. So they're going like, she hires her brother to do, she has baby daddy to do security. She has her brother to do the video stuff, which we would all do. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the thing.

We would, like, I give a little bit of pushback in that regard. Like, if you got $90 million, I'm going to hire y'all. You know what I'm saying? Akash is the head of, I don't know, haircuts or something. You know what I mean?

Like, whatever it is, you're going to throw the money around. I need about $1.5 million a year for that job. Yeah, exactly. You're going to throw the money around. But at least when you get caught throwing money around to the homies, you just go, ah, you got me, yo. Yeah. They still play the victim.

I'm being attacked. I can't believe Candace Owens is out here doing all this shit. So I could see the frustration with that, especially with the people who already didn't fuck with Black Lives Matter. So if you already don't fuck with Black Lives Matter and you see that the organization

was involved in some scammy shit, now you're like, see, I was fucking right. She was living in like a $5 million house. Oh, they bought property everywhere. Yeah, mad property. Five houses.

You can't even say Black Lives Matter now. They got a show coming out of Home and Garden. What? Yeah, they got a Flip It show. There's no way. No, they got a...

That Flip It show. That's fucked up, yo. Yo, they're going to have Mexicans doing the renovations in the fields and shit like that? You didn't know that? No, they got a bunch of trans coming in and building that shit mad quick. Flip it up. That's empowering. That's empowering.

Flip it or snip it. The shitty part, you can't even say Black Lives Matter without giving the disclaimer. It's like, oh, I'm talking about the movement, not the organization.

That shit sucks. Yeah, they fucked the whole thing. Yes. Now, so you see all that. That's very convincing and also very frustrating, right? There's the George Floyd part. And her issue with George Floyd,

she says that it's fentanyl that killed George Floyd. That's what she's saying. And then there's a lot of people who haven't even watched the documentary. They just fucking heard that narrative and they're just running with it. And it's so obvious now I've seen the documentary. Okay. Now, the big issues I'm learning are now is the way that Chauvin had his knee on Floyd's neck, he wouldn't be able to choke him out. Now, yeah, that makes sense. You're not going to choke somebody by putting your knee

on the back of their neck. You've never seen anybody do that in fucking jujitsu, right? You choke somebody by going like this and pulling, right? So what people are jumping at that and go, well, I guess he must have died because of the fentanyl. And we're going to get to another point that I want to get to in a second. Now, did he have fentanyl in the system? Yes. They also say, and they pick up the most specific words. They're like, he had a lethal amount of fentanyl in the system? Yes. They also say, and they pick up the most specific words. They're like, he had a lethal amount of fentanyl in the system. You don't know what's lethal to somebody. Okay, we were at Burning Man.

There's a lot of people who had lethal amounts of drugs in their system and did absolutely fucking nothing for a week. You don't know what's lethal to this man. These guys probably love rock music, and like Keith Richards has done a lethal amount of every drug. Exactly, exactly. Especially if you are a user, your tolerance is going to be way higher. So you don't know exactly what it is. And furthermore, these are the same motherfuckers that during COVID they were like,

oh, they're over, uh, over-reporting the amount of COVID deaths. You know, you're old and you die and you have COVID in your system. It's because of COVID. You have a heart attack and you die because you have COVID in your system. It's COVID. They blamed everything. Remember? They were like, this is the government. They're over-reporting it. They want us to be scared, et cetera. If you have COVID in your system, it doesn't mean it's a COVID death. There are other comorbidities that could have killed you. And the second fentanyl is in George Floyd.

But that's the only way that motherfucker could have died. It's a fentanyl death. It's a fentanyl death. If you got fentanyl in your system and a guy fucking sits on your neck for eight minutes straight while you say you can't breathe, it must be fentanyl. That's the only reason. That's a heat-ass point. All I'm saying is, so keep that same energy, yo. One of those, you gotta take all that shit back about the COVID deaths

and say the government's 100% right on that, which I know none of y'all will do. Pussies, your mother's nose in my asshole. Or, or, or you gotta say you're full of shit with this fentanyl thing, which you are. Now, I think that fentanyl does play a part in it. So George Floyd had this enlarged heart.

With an enlarged heart, you need, he had this other fucking thing. I don't know. I'm not a goddamn scientist. We can look it up. But basically, it's harder to get oxygen to your system. When you've got a guy compressing you, he didn't die from being choked. He died, I think, from a pulmonary heart attack or cardiopulmonary some fucking shit. I want anybody to breathe with a grown-ass man putting all his fucking weight on your fucking back, scapula, whatever the fuck they say.

And he's hyperventilating because he's— And he was already complaining about that he couldn't breathe. Yes. So it's like the guy broke all protocol because whenever you're arresting somebody, if they talk about, hey, I'm having health issues, you're supposed to treat that. He didn't even try to acknowledge it at all.

100%. And the guy wasn't, George Floyd, there was a point where he wasn't even moving for a long period of that time. Yep. So there's no point

to have your body on him to restrain him anymore. You only do that just to make sure once he, if he's trying to resist. And you're saying this because you've been

in law enforcement and you know the actual rules. Just to put this out there. Sorry. No, if he's trying to resist. And you're saying this because you've been in law enforcement and you know the actual rules just to put this out there. Sorry. No, no, no, I'm not saying this is good that you put it out there. What you're saying is this is what you were trained to do

when you had to resist people. So it's like you, we were taught that, yes, the knee on more so like the back area to just, if somebody's trying to resist. The moment they stop resisting,

now you take the pressure off. Right, exactly. Now, they're going to make the argument that he was resisting. He was resisting tons throughout and I'm not going to disc, exactly. Now, they're going to make the argument that he was resisting. He was resisting tons throughout it and I'm not going to discredit that. But what's very interesting to me is, if you're purely looking at him being choked with the knee,

of course you're going to disregard the whole thing and say it must be fentanyl. If you're looking at a guy who isn't able to get the amount of oxygen that he needs in his system because of a heart issue as well, and you're applying pressure on him while he's on the ground, restricting the amount that his lungs can move, that's what leads to death.

You know that game, I don't know if you guys play this when you're kids, but you go up against a wall, you put your arms like this, you take a few deep breaths, and then your friend pushes on your chest, and then you pass out? We literally did this game as children. And what do you do? You pass the fuck out. Now imagine you just kept doing that for eight minutes straight. You don't just

pass the fuck out. You die. just kept doing that for eight minutes straight. You don't just pass the fuck out. Yeah. You die. Yeah. Okay? Your mother. What about their mothers? You know what about their mothers.

I forgot. You know, I got to help her up after she sucked my dick from the back. Okay, got it. That's what, suck my dick from the back. I forgot. Are you on your knees if they're sucking from the back or are you just bent over? No, I'm bent over. Okay. I'm bent over responding to the comments.

Okay. Yo, ask where your mom is at. Anyway, so yeah, that's my reaction to that. And what I would say to anybody who commented or anybody who was seeing it, go watch the documentary that you suggest. Just simply go watch it. And find out the exact cause of death. They're going off the bullshit narratives as well. They're going off the bullshit narratives as well.

What I will say this is the way that the mainstream media reacted to it was to call it a choke. They used this language and they didn't describe what happened in the most honest way, which left the room for other interpretation. Right. Listen, this guy had a large heart. He had fentanyl in his system, which is going to increase not only blood pressure but your level of excitedness or whatever and cause you to have more anxiety. And when you have more anxiety, you need more oxygen in your system. And he doesn't have the heart that can kind of pump that through. But the main catalyst is this grown man fucking laying on you. So it's like if you just simply laid it out like that, now, of course, they don't want to lay it out like that because they have one narrative they want to push.

Right. So I'm all about you going, hey, the mainstream media can choose a narrative and then run with it no matter what. We've seen this happen time and time again. But to act like the opposite of that narrative is true simply because we know the mainstream media can put out falsities is also

bullshit yeah this isn't the example to prove that with exactly because then you're going with the alternative that he was killed by fentanyl and he just wasn't exactly did it play a part sure you don't know how much yeah and canvas acts like she knows how much you never done fentanyl you know what i'm saying like he died on may 25thth would he have made it through May 25th 2020 had there not been someone's knee on his yeah I mean even one of the

coroners that they try to use they try to use the thing that he says for like the opposite information they're like he goes was there a lethal amount

of fentanyl in him they go he goes I would blame this death on fentanyl if he was just at his home

doing nothing yeah and they tried to use that as a way to score points for them no dummies I know blame this death on fentanyl if he was just at his home doing nothing. Yeah. And they tried to use that as a way to score points for them. No dummies. Yeah, I know. There were points in that duck that, like, they refuted it, and they didn't realize it. Or were they trying to be balanced?

No, I don't know. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, Candace knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing balanced about that duck. The guy's saying I can't breathe because he's claustrophobic. That's what claustrophobia is. Yeah.

I feel like I'm going to run out of oxygen. Yeah, yeah. That. The guy's saying I can't breathe because he's claustrophobic. That's what claustrophobia is. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to run out of oxygen. Yeah, yeah. That's the whole thing. I will say that George Floyd did do some shit that didn't make no sense. Like what? When they pulled him out of a car and they tried to put him in the back of a car and then he was like, I can't go in a car, I'm claustrophobic. No, son.

I was like, well, you was just in a car. No, you just feel trapped, bro. That cage there, your hands are behind your back. You just feel like, I can't get out of here. If it's my car, I get up, walk out, no problem. If I'm stuck in this squad car in a fucking cage, you're just freaking out. I see what you're saying. It's not car to car.

I know because I'm claustrophobic homosexual as well. Oh. You know what I mean? Cross-eyed noses? No, no, no. My claustrophobia is my homosexuality. Okay, because the closet is so small. I can get an elevator with all y'all, but if I got an elevator

and it stopped for 30 seconds, I would freak the fuck out like you've never seen before. Yeah. Like, you would all lose respect to me forever if you had any to begin with. Really?

Freak the fuck out. Oh, this is so much more fun. Somebody please hit the, we gotta hit the alert I got stuck on a train for 50 minutes in between stations and then like the doors are locked

so you can't go in between. I was falling apart I had no cell phone service I was just fucking sitting here diabetic next to me pissing on the train at one point

I'm like in this New York they don't give a fuck I'm like guys are we gonna get the fuck out of here and everybody's like this motherfucking

that's why you gotta ride on the top dude that's why we do that that's why we do that no claustrophobia let's go that's why we do that, yo. That's why we do that. No claustrophobia. Let's go. That's why we do that shit. I'm comfy on top.

Exactly. I need the air in my mouth. You know what I mean? That's fucking great. But I don't get the implication of this. People are like, oh, are they trying to say that Chauvin should not get the charges that he got? Oh, son, the funniest part is that before that, I would never know him to do anything like this. Don't they say that about every murderer in every fucking documentary we've ever seen?

Yeah. No, I'll be honest. I don't think that his intention that day was to go out and kill somebody. No, I agree. I don't believe it. I agree.

Here's what his charges were. They were second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder, second-degree manslaughter. Yes. I think that we can all agree that those are accurate.

So if we acknowledge George Floyd had an enlarged heart and fentanyl in the system and also had a guy's knee on his neck, does that change? And he's even caught back. People go, oh, his knee on the... That's what I'm saying. knee on his neck. Does that change? And he's even caught back. People go,

that's what I'm saying. It don't matter. He had weight on him while his chest was on the ground. Do you remember when I was in the fucking, when we were at a

shiptee party at Six Flags and they put the goddamn roller coaster shit too tight? I made them stop the thing and open it because I couldn't breathe.

I'm like George Floyd. To me, it was, to me. Hey, we are George Floyd. Ak. To me, it was... Hey, we are George Floyd. Akash being on a completely empty subway and whether it was stopped for three minutes, that's like George Floyd.

50, 50. 50, 50 minutes. It's a long time now you're going to breathe. I'm just telling you. Al, what? Al, what? You're having a hard time digesting this. I know.

Listen, without the fentanyl, these things are difficult to do. He's just jealous because he's not George Floyd. That's true. He's just jealous. She put that shit down on my nuts. I was just worried too, bro. Yo, I the fentanyl, these things are difficult to do. He's just jealous because he's not George Floyd. That's true. He's just jealous. She put that shit down on my nuts. I was just worried, too, bro. Yo, I was just worried, too, bro.

Al doesn't have to worry about any more abortions, bro. His dick was crushing. He was whining the whole time. The payback. Let's talk about that. But do you want to button up this topic? Yeah, yeah. So I want to say one thing.

There were mad people that reached out and they were like, yo, Schultz, I think you got this one wrong. Yo, Schultz, I fuck with you. I think you got this one wrong. I respect that. I respect that because that means that you actually ride with us. You like what we do and you like what we put out. And we have a difference of opinion, which is great. We can have a difference of opinion every single fucking day.

Yeah, you like feet in a weird way. Exactly. And I don't agree with that. And you're stupid. But I accept you for that.. And you're stupid for that. But I accept you for that. I accept you and your feet thing. I accept you and your weird gross. You're dumb for that.

100%. I was looking at your feet yesterday. Yeah, he was. That shit was mad weird. He had his feet next to his face like this. So why are you looking, bro? Because his shit looked like statue feet, bro. He had some nice, I almost said star of David.

Statue of David. You would, yo. You would. I'm part of the Jewish media. Yeah. He tried to compliment me in not a gay way. He like was thinking

so hard like how to say it. I wasn't complimenting. It was a fact. Your feet are statue. What's your feet out right now and look up a goddamn statue and go see what it is? You gotta pay for that.

There's no way. No, no, no. He got statue feet. I don't think statues got the nicest feet, frankly. So is that a compliment or not? I mean, he got some Allison Hightowers.

You know what I mean? He got some Allison Hightowers. You know what I mean? He was coming with the green coats. He got some green coats, bro. That's all I got to say. But to button this up, I appreciate y'all who all said that because it's okay. We're okay with disagreeing, and you understand what we're trying to do with these jokes. Everybody who used this as an opportunity to just try to dunk on me so you could impress your little echo chamber,

you're not fans of what I do. You're not fans of this podcast. Go fuck yourselves. This is not for you at all, okay? You might have agreed with us on some other points. Go suck dicks. And if you can't, I nominate your mother

as tribute. Just fucking go. A pinch hitter for sucking dick? Yeah, a pinch hitter for sucking dick. And your mother would be a great pinch hitter for sucking dick. Glah, glah. Glah, glah. Ken, as always, I don't want no smoke with you, lady.

That lady is wild, bro. If she sink her teeth in you. Oh, you're fucked. It's a problem. She's Valerian the Dread, bro. Y'all nerd asses don't even know that? Nope. In your gyms, what'd your mountain do?

Y'all don't even know that? Nope. In your gyms with your Mountain Dew? You know what I mean? Y'all don't even know all the dragons, bro. Candace Owens is Balerion the Dread, bro. I'm like, in my head, I'm like, damn, dude, I cut what I said

about this bitch in a couple seconds. Right? I love Candace. I got nothing bad to say about her. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Respect.

Weird. Respect to Candace, dude. That's weird. Yes. Don't hurt me. So you like everything that she does? You stand behind it? Just don't hurt me, please. Here's weird, bro. Don't hurt me. So you like everything that she does, you stand behind it?

Just don't hurt me, please. He's the reason why we got these fucking Nazis listening to this goddamn podcast. What do you mean? Oh, no, that's both of y'all.

Why me? Y'all be trying to one-up each other on this shit. Yeah. That red pill bullshit. You saw my uncle on the overpass in LA?

You saw that shit? Is that real, though? It wasn't him. No, it wasn't my uncle. No, not your uncle, bro. Come on. No, no. But is that a real thing, or is that a Photoshopped image?

I have no idea. Wait, if Kanye was right, yeah, that was real. That's a real thing? Yeah, that was a real thing. Real thing. But because someone had paid them to go do a false flag. No. They've also done that outside of Auschwitz.

Explain what a false flag is. Yeah, Jewish people ain't paying for nothing.com. Yeah, that's a good point. Explain do a false flag. No. They've also done that outside of Auschwitz. Explain what a false flag is. Yeah, Jewish people ain't paying for nothing, dog. Explain what a false flag is. So basically, you stage something that looks like it's against you, but actually you paid for it in the first place. So if you wanted to drum up more sympathy for your cause, you would

have somebody do something racist or anti-Semitic towards you so you could point at it and go, see how much people hate us. I would agree with that up until this last week. There's enough hate for the Jews out there, boy. Let me tell you something. There's enough hate, bro. Yeah.

As I was in the spin cycle last week, because I thought we could get to fun nuance points of talking about why all that. Stop trying to do this. But let's just go back to the beginning. Don't do this. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. He's still trying. No, no, no, no, no, no.

He's like, oh, no. He can't correct it. Anti-Semitism. Get the lights ready. Anti-Semitism is a very old hatred of the Jews because there are Jews. Let's just be simplified in that. So, ow. Anyway.

So, Dov, when you saw the tiki torch motherfuckers, did you think the hate was just on me? You don't think that was on both of us? They were yelling, Jews will not replace us. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that shit is a lie. No, we've known.

So people, like, I misspoke in terms of saying, like, let's go nuanced. Let me talk about my experience when he was asking me. But who thinks the Jews are going to replace us? I mean, just add some pollen to the empire. See, I'm trying to get back to that point where we can make fun little Jewish jokes. It's possible. For the most part, in all seriousness, like, I didn't speak on what is the far majority of people that have experienced anti-Semitism and are going to continue to experience it. They're not going to be, they say, like people say,

oh, they're paranoid it can happen again. What they will be, the paranoia is gone. Like this is extremism. These shootings, this shit can happen again. The Gaslight Brigade, cut me off. Enjoy the comments, my friends. Anyway, so fuck Kanye. You're good again.

Can we talk about you hitting the micro with Six Flags? Oh, my God. Shout out mushrooms, bro. Shout out mushrooms. You know my voice was gone for two days after eating mushrooms. What happened? I ate mushrooms. That should take your voice away.

No, it don't. No, it doesn't. No, it don't. What took my voice away? Me screaming on the roller coasters out of sheer terror? You think that's what took my voice away? Him responding to the YouTube conference in his room alone. Suck my dick!

He's practicing it in the mirror. He's like, suck my dick! Oh, no, that's not it. That's too soft. Okay, all right. So we go to Six Flags or Sivvy's birthday, right? And I do not like roller coasters. I'm afraid of heights, and I get motion sickness.

So it's double up, right? These are the worst things for me, but I'm afraid of heights, and I get motion sickness. Same. So it's double up, right? These are the worst things for me, but I'm like, yo, Shifty, I love you. We're going to do a couple roller coasters. The first one, I go, I don't even know if I want to do this one. These motherfuckers are bullying me, right? Which one was it? Nitro.

Was it Nitro the first one? No, Kingda Ka. Kingda Ka. Kingda Ka. It was Kingda Ka, right? We go in the first. This is some real shit, okay? They go, sit in the front row.

I go, I ain't sitting in the fucking front row. So they go in the front row. I go in the second row. I'm right behind Dove, right? Dove is already high, floating off of mushrooms, right? Flying. This one right here, Kingda Ka, it goes 0 to 125 miles per hour in like one second. Yeah, that's just Alex driving.

It is Alex driving, 0 to 125 miles per second, right? And then that shit goes straight up like that. That sounds awful. Okay, listen. 0 to 125, straight up, right? Dove is in front straight up like that. That sounds awful. Okay, listen. 0125, straight up, right? Dove is in front of me. I'm right behind Dove. I'm in the seat.

I'm fucking screaming. I'm going like this, mouth open. Ah! Right? Like, just screaming like that, top of my lungs. All of a sudden, I hear Dove go, ah! Right? And then, literally, a fraction of a second later, liquid hits me right in my fucking mouth.

Remember when I came on the side of my face? That's what happened exactly with Dove, right? Now we're in the beginning. We're in the beginning of the ride. It hits me on the side of my face. I'm locked in this fucking seat. I can't get my arms to my fucking face to wipe off the saliva that's on my lips and tongue from Dove.

So I got to do the rest of the ride just like this. I blow his saliva out of my mouth. That was my first ride. after that show I said give me mushrooms I'm done with this we tongue kissed bro we tongue kissed bro

I was anti-Semitic for at least 30 seconds on that ride I understood it I might have put that flyer up in LA I might have called some people I might have called some people

did you catch it I did bro really my IQ went up 20 points after I got some of his saliva let's go 100% that's fire.

Be positive, Stereotype. Okay, nice. Okay, so then we all get some mushrooms. Mark takes more than half. How much did you take? You were supposed to split it. You bullied me. I didn't force you.

I was trying to be even with it. No. So you took half, and then you were like, yeah, take this. And I was like, oh, did you take the smaller half? And you were like, yeah, I've never done mushrooms before,

so I didn't know what to expect. Cap. Cap. Yeah, I did take the cap, actually. That's a great point. It was a chocolate bar, son of a bitch. But for the joke, okay? All right, fine.

So I took the greater half so that you wouldn't fall apart. Yeah. And evidently, you still did. Yo, first of all, can I just say how childish y'all are? Y'all are fucking childish, bro. We go play go-karts, right? Like grown-ups. Like grown-ups. We go play go-karts, right? Like grown-ups Like grown-ups

Respectable brothers Go-karts like grown-ups, right? These motherfuckers get to go out first You said you was ahead of us You picked wrong Nah, you was ahead of me, son Oh, our side Oh, yes

But we were almost lapping him That's why he was ahead of us They get to go out first This motherfucker Jameel is the most I don't give a fuck about shit, person in the world. Mark or Alex, I forget which one of them, rear ends and spins him around on the go-kart. Jameel ain't even trying to win.

If you just said, yo, Jameel, can I get by you? He'd be like, yeah, sure, man. I don't give a fuck about this shit. Spins him around, right? They stop everybody on the go-kart course, right? Who don't stop? Everybody else just stops for safety. Mark and Alex.

No, no, no. Mark and Alex. No, no, stop it. Mark and Alex. Alex is up front. Mark is right here. Alex is looking at Mark trying to take advantage of the stop moment. Yeah.

Right? So Alex keeps going, and they both do this at the same time when they're getting yelled at on the loudspeaker. Please stop. They just go. They put their hands time when they're getting yelled at on the loudspeaker. Please stop. They just go. They put their hands up while they still got their feet on the gas. They go, they go, they go. I got mixed up with the gas.

I got mixed up. We're not moving at all. What are you talking about? Childish, he's 43 years old. He's got 43 years old. He can't take his foot off the motherfucking pedal. What were you doing? What were you doing?

I was trying to do that shit, too. I was trying to catch up. I had a lot of distance to be. I was Anthony Hamilton in this bitch. In the first place, of course. This guy is crazy. Who is Anthony Hamilton? You was getting like that motherfucker.

You gave me a rear end. Who is Anthony Hamilton? You talking about Charlene? His name is Lewis Hamilton. Lewis Hamilton. Whatever. It's a Hamilton. Why the fuck?

I was president. You was this guy? He was never president. No, he was president. The black guy. The black guy. The black. American singer, songwriter, Anthony Hamilton. Louis Hamilton, bro.

So he races really good, too. So I was in first place, of course. And then Mark, I look back, tried to cheat at that moment. So I'm like, nah, fuck it. I'm not going to let you close the gap. So I kept going, and I didn't stop until you stopped. That's all Mark. How is it me?

That's all you were cheating on. That made a lot of sense, yo. I couldn't hear them. These motherfuckers are childish. How is it me? That's why you were cheating. That made a lot of sense, yo. I couldn't hear them. These motherfuckers are childish, though. I couldn't hear them. You were cheating. But you were going the wrong way.

But it's also your fault that the whole race stopped because you were the one that hit the wheel. Because you spun him out. He ain't let me get past. He don't believe in but he saw the canister.

Black lives don't matter no more. You know what I mean? It's over. I thought I spun out Shu. No, don't do that. No, no. You spun out Jamil. You spun out your own, son.

Son. You spun out your own. He didn't let me get in front. No, that was fucked up. That was fucked up. And then you tried ducking the roller coasters. Remember that? Well, I did have to duck some because I was about to throw the fuck up.

Yeah. We were all about to go. You did good, though. Son, I went on the Superman ride. The Superman rides, they turn your body like that. Yeah, it's like Superman. So you're in the seat, and then all of a sudden when you're about to go, they put you in the flying position, which is a very creative thing to do for a roller coaster.

But as we're going up, I have such a fear of heights, I can't, I got to close my eyes because I can't look down, okay? We get to the top of the roller coaster and then that shit goes down like that. I'm just going, this is what I'm saying. I said, oh my God. Oh my God. I say that three times and Dub is right next to me and all of a sudden he just goes, the mushrooms are hitting so hard. Oh my God. I say that three times, and Dove is right next to me. And all of a sudden, he just goes, the mushrooms are hitting so hard. Oh, my God. Dove just goes, whee! Mushrooms didn't help you, yo?

No, the mushrooms didn't hit me until Batman. Yeah. And then it was over. This guy became the Joker at that point. I walked into a hallway in Batman, my life changed, bro. What'd you see? I don't know, man. I don't know, but everything changed in that point. I walked into a hallway in Batman, my life changed, bro. What'd you see? I don't know, man. I don't know,

but everything changed in that moment. Everything changed in that moment. Everything became so goddamn funny, bro. There was nothing that wasn't funny, bro.

It was amazing the reactions to everybody, these stupid little kids coming off the ride. I don't know what, I don't even remember what I was talking about scream laughing

you know Andrew laughs like this when he's high have you seen the video of him in Amsterdam when he's high the wolf cop that shit is super funny but it affects him

the same way you would think drugs affect people in different ways nope every drug does the same thing just scream laughing scream laughing I was getting it out

his face changed shape to the joker oh yeah the light show outside that shit was scary. So you became the Joker. I might have became the Joker. I don't even remember what I was saying after that.

Marcus showed me these lights on a tree that look crazy. Those shits were fire. That shit looked crazy. That's when I knew the mushrooms hit, because I was like, ah. We did that ride for an hour and a half. Alec's mad racist, bro. What? He's not mad racist.

You're at a theme park wherec's mad racist, bro. What? He's not mad racist. I mean, he's just something like, you're at a theme park where you're getting scared by people and like every time we go by like a police officer, Alec just goes, huh?

It's like, come on, bro. Come on, Alec. So everybody got different fears, bro. Nah, that shit was funny. He was saying fuck that shit.

He's like, I can't breathe. Every time he's around, you did say that. You did say that, bro. You were saying that. That was fucked up. And then Mark saw a kid in a fucking wheelchair and pretended to be scared?

I didn't pretend. I didn't pretend. I was terrified, bro. That was fucked up. Nah, he like jumped out the way and shit like that. It's just a little, you know, it's a little scary. It's a little. Say what you said.

What? No, I did not say that, okay? Nah, he started doing hot knees and looking back at him and shit. I was like, damn. Because he had turbo. It was an electric wheelchair, so he can go as fast as he wants.. I was like, damn. Because he had turbo. It was an electric wheelchair, so he can go as fast as he wants. That shit was fast, bro. I ain't going to lie.

Super fast. He chased us for a little bit. Yeah. That shit was fast. Wait, wait, wait. He's a guy that worked. Slow it down, Terry. Literally, back it up.

Oh, that's what I kept saying as well. Back it up. Damn. Did you ever get in a wheelchair? Yeah, I don't know. He's an asshole, this guy. No, no. That guy was freaking me out.

But yeah, and then he tried to get out of the roller coaster by going to the bathroom, and then we all got out of the bathroom. He stayed in the bathroom another 15 minutes. We sent three rescue teams to go in there and try to get out. You nasty, bro. Why am I nasty? Son, you sit down on a seat at a fucking amusement park, bro. You ate a fucking turkey leg that wasn't even from Turkey.

So, emu is delicious. Emu is not. Emu seems great. I bet it's amazing. Nah, that shit was trash. That seems like a Joe Rogan thing. Yeah, nah, nah, nah. Rogan would not eat that burger.

I can't believe y'all ate that. Yeah, he was deep throwing bananas, so that was different. That was hilarious. Do we have that video? Someone insert that video. Miles,

Miles and motherfucking Mark were going back to back like Requiem for a Dream on a chocolate-covered banana. It was just mouth-to-mouth. It was crazy what you guys did. Like, even a stranger went, hey, yo. That shit was annoying. I was getting heckled by some random kid from Jersey.

Yeah. Like, what are you doing, dude? Yeah. Yeah, it was rough. Six Flags was cool. We had a great weekend. When did all the workers at Six Flags become teenagers? We became old, son.

They've always been teenagers. We were the oldest people there, so that was weird. They wouldn't be able to staff it otherwise. They have 14 to 16-year-olds, different color badges. You can work there at 14. That's crazy. Manage the ride at 16? Yeah, that's crazy.

Isn't it crazy we let people drive cars? You manage the ride at 16? My life is in your hands? Bro, but you can drive a car at 16. No one ever talks about that. You can drive a car at 15, technically. This is crazier. 15 years old, you're driving a vehicle going past me on the highway.

You get your pilot's license at 16, I think, right? But pilot, you kill yourself mostly. You know what I mean? They're not letting you fly Delta at 16. But you could drive a car. You could drive a big old truck, like a $50,000 giant three-ton truck. Well, it was crazy that the rides were breaking down all night,

and then we'd get a message saying, all right, we can go on. It's fixed now. I'm like, is it? What was your guys' favorite part of the Six Flags? When you were getting scared in the haunted house.

Oh, yeah. Bitch boy. Clown maze. 3D clown maze. Clown maze. 3D clown maze. Clown maze was one of the greatest things I've ever been a part of in my life. Because you were high on mushrooms? It was high on mushrooms. They gave us 3D glasses when you're inside.

So everything is coming out, which is weird because life is 3D. I don't even know why you need to do anything with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's 4D. It's even more than 3D. That shit don't even make sense to be honest. Yeah, and the D. I put on them glasses. I was yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's 4D. It's even more than 3. That shit don't even make sense. Yeah, and the D.

Yo, I put on them glasses. I was like, it's 3D. You were off the mushrooms. That's why. Yo, that's so dumb. It was already 3D. Bro.

Why was I so... I was wondering why you kept saying that. I was wondering why they're like, yo, you can walk through it. It's crazy. You kept looking at the guy

and being like, he looks real. I was like, he is real. Yeah. Yo, we got... Oh, looks real. I was like, he is real. Yeah. Yo, we got, oh, man, that shit was crazy, bro. And I'll tell you one thing. When you're scared, whatever sound comes out is who you are.

You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Like, for example, like, Al, when he's scared, I'm not going to lie, he goes, whoa, whoa, like that. It's like pop smoke. Like, his shit is low, right? And Shifty, his is like medium. Dove is a full... To the fullest extreme.

Like, bro, he got scared by one clown at the end. Like, he thought we were all done. Like, we were all hanging out. We knew there was one in the cut, but he didn't notice it. And he just turns like this, and there's a whole clown face in front of him. And the way that he screamed, he went, yeah! It's like a Mario character. I love it.

Woo-hoo! Yippee! So the sixth slide was fire, man. Yeah, that was fire. And then we did Bathhouse for Volsburg. Oh, yeah, Bathhouse for Vols birthday oh yeah Bath House for Val's birthday and Laser Wolf yeah man

it was fire shout out to Laser Wolf too great restaurant we had a great weekend yeah and then me and Shifty went to and Miles also

went to Kid Super's birthday oh yeah sorry Colm Colm I'm sorry man I couldn't pull up this guy

piece of shit right here he didn't invite you he did I did he invited all of us while we were on the bus or whatever I said yeah I'm sorry, man. I couldn't pull up. This guy. Piece of shit, right? He didn't invite you? He did. I did. He invited all of us while we were on the bus or whatever. Yep. I said, yeah, I'm coming. I hit him up.

You said, oh, I'll hit you up. No, no. I said, yeah, I'm coming. And then next day, I text him like, hey, you going to the party? No response. Wake up the next morning. Wow. See all these stories.

What time did you text me? What time did you text me? Wow. What time did you text me? Oh, like 12 or something like that. It was one in the morning. I was already walking home getting pizza with the guys. You ate pizza there.

That's a lie. Yep. Yeah, but how did I get the pizza? How did I get the pizza? I walked and got pizza. Walked back. Wow. But you said you were walking home.

So you got service. I was walking home and I dished my own food. How late were you guys at the party? I left at one. They were there until three. Wow. Wow. Wow. So you left, got pizza, sold my message. You got an Apple Watch. Yo, you get all the messages? I left at 1. They were there until 3. Wow. Wow.

You left, got pizza, sold my message. You get all the messages. My Apple Watch was off. My Apple Watch was off. Didn't go with the costume. Didn't go with the costume. I didn't want you there, bro. I don't know, bro. I wanted Al to be there.

Me neither. He don't want me to outshine him. What? I got the invite the day before and then nothing on Saturday. That's weird, bro. Empty invite, dude. That's a little weird. Because he messaged me personally.

Like, you messaged me without them telling me. Yeah, before I left. Before I left. Yeah. That helps. That helps a lot. Before I left, I hit you up.

And then they were coming through. I was like, I bet. Al, you're a busy guy. You're doing a lot of stuff. You're going places. This guy is fucked. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, man.

He hits me up at one. I'm already there. I didn't even see it until I was leaving. I was like, ah, fuck. I forgot to hit Al up. Yo, that's fucked up, yo. Fucked up, bro. But you know what else is fucked up. That's fucked up. He hits me up at 10. At one, I'm already there. I didn't even see it until I was leaving. I was like, ah, fuck. I forgot to hit out. Yo, that's fucked up, yo. Fucked up, bro.

But you know what else is fucked up? What's that? Flip it. Can you flip it? I'm going to kind of flip it, okay? Okay. So I'm there. You know what Colin looks like, okay?

He's just like a white kid, artist, long hair. And I'm there, and I'm eating pizza, and I'm doing like the pizza dance. I'm hanging out. I'm there with like these three black dudes, and they're like, dude, can we have some pizza? I'm like, fuck yeah, let's have pizza. We're all eating pizza. Shifty's filming it. He didn't even think of you when he was hanging out with'm there with like these three black dudes and they're like dude can we have some pizza i'm like fuck you let's have pizza we're all eating pizza shifty's filming it i didn't even think of you when he was hanging out with the black dude i didn't even cross his mind that he left a black guy i don't even know they're black there could be one more black guy

here color like that but we're all dancing we're all having a great time and they're like super feeling it like they're like super into this pizza and like the vibe is like on 10 like they're going crazy they're like jumping all over me like they're like hugging hugging me. They're like, yeah, we're hanging out. We're having pizza. It's sick. And we did this for like three minutes. And then like the pizza got thrown everywhere. It was awesome.

And I adapted one of the dudes. I was like, yo, thanks for doing that. That was like so fun. Like the video will probably be cool. And he goes, bro, no problem, man. Yo, I just want to say this. Happy birthday, bro. I thought they were homeless, bro.

I thought you was feeding them and they got so excited. I didn't know they thought you was homeless, bro. I thought you was feeding them and they got so excited. I didn't know they thought you was collar, bro. Oh, no. Anytime you do one more of these, man, hit me up. I'd love to get some merch. Give me some clothes. I was like, I got you, dude. Did you take credit for it? A hundred percent. Let's go.

Kid Super. That's what I do. The real Kid Super is Mark Gagnon. Let's go, baby. But yeah, it was a great weekend. Piece of shit. I'm sorry, Al. You can go to the next one. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second because I got to tell you all about the best motherfucking underwear in the business.

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Alex, let's go. These fucking nerds don't know anything. Cool guy conversation. Let's go. Miles, Alex, Schultz, the cool guys. Let's go.

I enjoyed the season. I thought it was very well done. For 10 episodes, I only have two duds. Excellent. I'm with you on that. Excellent, yeah. And also dealing with the highest expectation in history.

Yes. You're coming up, every episode is put up against a Game of Thrones episode. Yep. It's not put up against a White Lotus episode. It's not just put up against an episode. It's put up against the whole fucking series. Exactly. You're not even comparing the whack ones to seasons like seven and eight where the show kind of fell off.

You're comparing it to the best parts. Yeah. And I feel myself doing that, and it's kind of unfair. Like, there'll be, like, some dialogue, and I'm going to be like, man, this dialogue ain't fucking with the original Game of Thrones one. But that's because the guy, George R.R. Martin, was in his fucking basement for 30 years writing these things, right? No friends, loser. So the thing— No, for real.

Like, he didn't have a lot of friends right there's no way there's no way you can make something that great with friends funny because you're praising him all the time for no reason you just go because he's such a great writer spent so much time on this fucking loser yeah because the i could do it if i didn't have friends you know what i'm saying that's so fat you know what i mean like i's a fact. I believe that. I have to believe there's something that he had that I didn't have.

Billionaires are evil. They must be. That's why I'm not a billionaire. I could be a billionaire too. I think billionaires are fire, by the way. That's why he can't finish up the other shit

because now that he got some fame, he got some friends now. That's a good ass point. That's why we don't listen to these dork ass dudes over here, bruh. Okay, so first season,

two duds, the rest pretty goddamn good. The fact that we have to wait two years, my suspicion is HBO didn't know if they were going to renew it.

Because if they knew that they were going to keep rocking with it, they would have already started pre-production. It's like the source material's there. It's not like it takes

that much longer to flip it. It's not like it takes that much longer to flip it. It's not like they've got to write a whole new story. The story's there. I think they had their slate already for the shows that they're going to put out and their budgets for each of these shows. So now they've just got to wait. Interesting. Which I think is a bummer because it built a crazy amount of fucking momentum.

Do you think maybe it kind of helped that it's after Game of Thrones because Game of Thrones ended so badly badly but we all loved it so much that we're dying for the next thing. So we're like, oh, here's another thing. George R. R. Martin actually wrote this.

Maybe it helped in that way. That's a great fucking point. I don't know why you're talking right now but you did bring an unbelievable point up. Isn't it frustrating I can do that?

Without even knowing what we're talking and it is absolutely infuriating. Yeah, I got friends. That was absolutely infuriating. I got friends. That's crazy. This is absolutely infuriating that you made such a brilliant point without knowing what the fuck we're talking about and it is absolutely infuriating. Yeah, I got friends. That was absolutely infuriating. I got friends. That's crazy. This is absolutely infuriating

that you made such a brilliant point without knowing what the fuck we're talking about. I have no idea who... It's almost like you should not read anything anymore and then just go off the gut. I really don't.

That was fucking exceptional. Son, let's talk about Balerion the Dragon. Yeah. I feel like you're insulting me, bro. He is insulting me. I feel like you assaulted me, bro.

How many more friends do you need to not watch this dumb show? Say again? I just need a divorce. That's really all it would take. Come on. That's really all it would take. Come on, now.

Too many. Come on, now. Okay? I feel like the show, last episode, finally sets up what we wanted. Okay? So the first season, I don't think that's what a lot of us wanted. I think we wanted a lot of, like sets up what we wanted. You okay? So the first season, I don't think that's what a lot of us wanted. I think we wanted a lot of, like, we wanted the war, we wanted the games, we wanted the chess match, we wanted the outsmarting.

And the first one was like, it's really hard to squeeze a baby out of your pussy. Right? And I feel like now we got the babies out, let's get to the fun part. Nah, they made that squeeze a baby out your pussy. Ain't no way it's that hard, son. Did you see this last episode?

That shit look hard, bro. Hard. That shit look mad hard. But why she had all the nurses in the room? What's the biggest shit you ever took? Say again? The biggest shit ever that you've ever taken. Never hurt.

But what is the biggest, though, hypothetically? Pounds? I don't know, four to seven? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a bad parallel, because shit is soft. I've shitted a bit. Babies are soft, too. They're not as soft. But they're not as soft as shit. It's soft bad parallel, because shit is soft. I've shitted a bit. Babies are soft, too. They're not as soft as shit.

It's soft. Some of my shit's hard. Some of my shit's harder than babies. What does it sound like? If you had an eight-pound hard shit, that'd be something. That'd be like childbirth. No, I've had four to seven-pound shit that was hard. I don't think that's true.

My shit went down and stayed straight. I had to get up off the seat. It lifted you up. Yeah. I squeezed it. What am I doing up here? Exactly. Bunk your legs on the seat like this.

My feet were dangling, bro. My feet were dangling, and I was just up. You're at six flags again, bro. Literally. Literally. So it's okay, my man. It's okay. It's all right, bro.

Everything's going to be just fine. Okay? What were we talking about, man? You've been having a baby shit, which I don't think you've had. Oh, yeah. The show, the focus on how difficult it is to have a baby, bro. It's like, it ain't that hard for, come on, bro. Maybe for white women.

You know what I'm saying? Ain't no way. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. Hold on. It ain't no way Latinas are going through that every single time that they have a baby. Oh, yeah. After the first one. I'm just going to slide out.

Exactly. You know what I mean? Pop, pop, pop. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? But what he sees it. So, so, I'm cool as hell. Look.

Cool as hell. You fucking nerds don't even know what's going on. You nerds don't even know how to dance. You only know one fucking dance move. You know what I mean? You killed that one. You only know one dance move, bro. You killed that one.

You know how to throw it up, ride the dragon? You know how to throw it up and ride the dragon, bro? That's not what I'm noticing. You got to learn how to ride the dragon. So, Alec Baldwin or something. No, no, no. You're doing so good. No, no.

So, House of Dragon, I feel like the story is finally in a place that we're more accustomed to, which is it's wartime. Who's going to win? How are you going to outsmart your opponent? We get to see the dragons fight. That tiny little dragon fighting scene. Fire. Woo!

Right? Woo! Right? I was like, oh, shit. Balerion a munch. You know what I mean? That was like, oh, shit. Balerion a munch. You know what I mean? That was dope. And I like the fact that they lost control of the dragons.

So the idea before is that the dragon just does whatever the fuck you want. But then they've also said in the series, you don't control a dragon. I think this is done in— Viserys warns that we don't control the dragons. Like, they're too powerful right and that we should be careful of like the hubris

we have around dragons yeah and respect the power that they have and I thought that was really cool and now this whole war has started

because yeah they they didn't respect the hubris yeah they didn't he chased after him and then they sort of lost control of the dragon he was trying to son fuck with him. He was trying to son him

a little bit. And then the dragons were like, oh, it's go time. Yeah. And yeah, I just thought that was really interesting. I think the world is set up. Also, Shorty loses her kid, and I thought that was a really cool moment. You watch the after thing, but she's lost everybody, right? She's lost her father. She's lost her mother.

She's lost all these different figures in her life. But when Rhaenyra loses her son, that's when she understands loss. And now it's go time. When she turned around in that face, I was like, oh, this bitch is gone. Like, Damon's soft compared to what this bitch is about to do. And I think it's going to get gnarly. I know for a fact it's going to get gnarly. I'm not going to say nothing.

I can tell you. I know for a fact it's going to get gnarly. I'm not going to say anything. I can tell you. I can tell you. Any other thoughts? Miles? I mean, I thought it was really well done. Obviously, I'm not saying that they didn't do it well, but I weirdly wish that they went after it in a different way. What do you mean?

I wish they used instead of doing these huge time jumps and us having to be like 10 years later 6 years later whatever in those first few episodes start with the adult characters in episode 1

and then have flashbacks have flashbacks like let us sort of like learn the history through them explaining it to each other and being like when he goes

Emma, Emily saying for his wife give us a flashback to what he did to Emma like starting on that was sort of impactful but I thought it would be really interesting if they would have done the flashback to what he did to Emma. Starting on that was sort of impactful, but I thought it would be really interesting if they would have done the flashback version.

Yeah, even Game of Thrones did that with Bram's flashbacks, right? Bram was in the tree or whatever, and then he'd see all the story through flashbacks. Again, again, you. Again, you. Okay, okay, okay. God damn. Stop watching stuff, dude.

Yeah, I'm done. I'm done reading. I'm done watching. No more. I just started. I watched Black Adam. Me and Alex. Actually, it was me, Alex, all the guys in the studio.

Oh, yeah. The movie that I invited him to and paid for the ticket, bro. Why did you go? You haven't tried to take credit for that? You haven't tried to take credit for that? That's what he'd be doing. Why didn't you go? That's crazy.

He didn't say he was going to go. Wait, but. No, I invited him. You could have invited him. I did. I did. I did. I did.

I invited everybody at the table. Yeah, you invited me for sure. I did I did I did I invited everybody at the table I definitely did I definitely did you got the invite right yeah we all got the invite I got the invite he was right

I never got the invite he was right there at the table and he was like he got the invite he was like I never got the invite he did one of those and I was like

oh that's dumb that's how I know yeah yeah do it again do it again he was like oh I don't think he got the invite he's like you know by that reaction Yeah, yeah, do it again, do it again, do it again. He was like, oh. I don't think he got that one.

Nobody reacted. That's exactly what he did. I'm sure we could just go look at a text thread to see. No, this is a person. Look at the text thread. This is in person. Oh, how convenient. We were out there. You know you don't be listening.

Yeah. I texted him and said, I remember where you were sitting. I remember where he was sitting. Where was I sitting? You were sitting over on the right corner. Maybe I was doing something to provide money for us. That's fine. And then I was thinking about going to watch movies

like a child. Exactly. Doing his little childish things. And then didn't follow up on the email. A retreat with all of the guys. Because he gave me a no the first time I asked him. Why would I follow up? He didn't say no.

You should have just called him and said, hey, man, we're all going to the movie. You should come. Can you just take the L? I know, take the L, bro. I was just saying, we should have invited all our friends to everything. I think that we should invite all of our friends because Mark, you asked me if we're all going to the movie. Can you just take the L? I know, take the L, bro. I was just saying, we should invite all our friends to everything. I think that we should invite all of our friends, because Mark, you asked me if I wanted to

go to the movie. No, no, no, no. I said I'm already here. You're not invited. Mark, that's a lie. Mark, you were trying to drop off a gift or something to me. Was it that fucking picture that you framed? What picture did I frame?

You're trying to drop something off to me, remember? Are you at your house? Yeah, it's a secret. I haven't given it to you yet. Oh, my God. It's for your birthday now, actually. But your birthday's coming up. Yeah, my birthday is coming up.

Yeah, exactly, dude. It's going to be fire. It's going to be great. Did you ruin his present or something like that? No, no, no, no. But yeah. We got a lot of birthdays in October, bro. We're going to have to spread this thing around.

Since when have you been going hard on birthdays? Yeah, I know. Never in your life have you given a shit about birthdays and all of a sudden you're like, guys, it's this person's birthday. He's married now. Nice. Is that when you invited him to the movie?

No, somebody said it last night. They're like, I think it's after your wedding. Yeah, we said he got a new software update after his wedding. Oh, yeah. How many was he missing before the wedding? A couple of reasons. A couple generations.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I like the idea of giving somebody that feeling and celebrating them. Do you remember last year before the wedding, when the birthdays were happening, he said, you guys didn't do it, your mom did it. Yeah, I do remember. That is also true. Y'all didn't do nothing. And then he said your mom didn't even suffer when she did it.

Childbirth is easy. That's what he said. It's easier than they make it seem on that show, bro. Son. You're crazy. It's easy. Y'all are like the fucking fentanyl George Floyd people about this. What?

How? You, the conspiracy theorist. Did I say it's hard? Yeah. You're the conspiracy theorist. Did I say it's hard? Yeah. You're the conspiracy theorist. I might be one of those. They'd be shitting. They're built to rip.

I think it's a little different. They're built to rip. Built to what? They're built to rip. They're built. Is this like a Ford ad? They're built for tough. No, no, no.

They are built to rip. I do think that. I think, listen, you can't believe in evolution and believe it's hard. You can't believe in evolution and believe is hard. You can also believe in child death and maternal death. Yeah. What? What do you mean?

What do you mean? Son, you're doing the documentary thing. We don't really know how evolution works, and you're just saying things. You haven't read any evolution? You're like, but do you know evolution? This is no disrespect, okay, to women. We need them. Thank you so much. Angels.

Sweet, sweet angels. Is mile on my angle? Probably not. Sweet, sweet angels. Thank you so much for creating life and bringing life into this world without you, we would be nothing. Literally, we would not exist without you. Thank you so much for

what you're doing okay that being said it's a little cap it's a little cap right like this is how you know it's cap when you fuck something else up in your body you don't go can I get an epidural okay what you go let me just get

let me get some pain care. God damn, bro. I didn't even know I was waiting to be on board with you. It actually has proved our point. Because he's like, you fuck something else up. You're not like, yo, give me the most painful injection and numb the pain possible. Yeah. This is part of the documentary

where the expert comes in and starts fucking up the whole thing. Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies. You just set something that goes against your shit. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. You just set something that goes against your shit. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. We'll cut that out. We'll cut that out. We'll cut it out. Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in.

Ladies. That's how I got there. Leave it in. Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in, leave it in. I'm sorry about that epidural comment. That was stupid. We could be wrong about things. You know what I mean?

The reality is, I think having a child come out of your pussy is probably very difficult. Very difficult. Also, it can't be easy to come out or it would probably fall out. Another important thing. Like a giraffe? Real talk. You've seen it happen with animals all the time. Falls out.

Super slippery. 100% hurts the animal. And we got soft noggin still. Soft. Yeah. Right? Shifty, perfect example. Right?

Shifty, he might have fell out. They were involved in a fender bender on the way home from the hospital. I think. I honestly think. His head hit the window and it was like a cartoon. That's it. It might be it. I think that what,

I think having a child is incredibly difficult. There's no question it's probably painful. So I think that what, I think having a child is incredibly difficult. There's no question it's probably painful. I do think that you are built and equipped to handle that. Yes. Is that fair to say? But that's affirming. That's a feminist comment. That's like, oh, your body's powerful.

Yeah. And you have the ability to handle some challenges. You have all the power. Yeah. Exactly. My body's not powerful enough to do that. Well, you said it kind of was. You could do a seven to eight pound shit.

No, but that's totally different. You don't think your body's equipped to handle that? I'm on board now. Totally different. Listen, I have a lot of respect for what women go through with childbirth. It's not as hard as how it is in House of Dragons. Okay, let's just keep going. You don't think?

Duh. How are you arguing? You haven't seen the show. No, I haven't, but I'm just saying. It seems, no, it's that hard. It's that hard. All right, there you go. That's a valid argument.

It's that hard. Have you seen one? Yes. When? In nursing school. You saw a baby come out? Yeah, I had to see two. You had to see it?

Yeah. What was it like? Nasty. How many people were there? Doctor, nurse. I seen it too when I was in high school. Yeah, doctor, nurse. Everybody else and me.

Whoa. And did it look super painful? Yeah, it looked horrendous, nurse. I seen it too when I was in high school. Yeah, you're a doctor, nurse. Everybody else and me. Whoa. And did it look super painful? Yeah, yeah. It was horrendous, yeah. I was in the room. They were like, I was doing this class like clinical rotations.

They let me watch. And then the baby fucking skinned his head out of there. And then there's just like blood and shit flies everywhere. And I felt bad because they like

gave me permission to go. But then when the shit started like coming all over the room, I did this. Like you were at a shampoo show? Yeah, I was at SeaWorld. And I just looked like the biggest dickhead ever,

but it was disgusting, dude. The C-section was gross too, but I thought that was less gross. Yeah, I saw the C-section too. How long were you in middle school for? This wasn't middle school, this was high school.

Clinical rotations, they called it. You would do rotations at a bunch of different parts of the hospital. They let high schoolers just go look at a woman's vagina? Yeah, that's a little weird. First vagina I saw. That's why you were a virgin for so long.

You're like, fuck that shit. Traumatized, dude. I think my only issue with House of Dragon is that they make childbirth look easy. Okay, let's just keep going. I think that's what I hope in the future seasons is that when we do see childbirth, we'll experience the trials and tribulations that go along with it. The intense pain, the risk to the mother's life,

so often, so often. So they had to do that because there's so many babies that are being born throughout this time that it's like, all right, it would just be boring just to just show them, all right, they're pregnant, they gave birth. So it's like you just add a little something

to the fact that, yeah. A little spice. There's like so many kids that are being born. I'll be honest, my wife might be on your side. She delivers baby as her job and she says she hates

how it's depicted in Hollywood and in movies. Why? She's like, it's always shown as this traumatic, painful. Yeah, it's a beautiful thing. I hate my life thing.

Some people can be laughing during it. Some people can be orgasmic and sexual. She's like, there's a lot of different ways that it can be, and it doesn't have to be. To your point, your body is equipped for it. I'm just saying. What do you mean? Orgasmic instead of old bucket pussy bitches.

You need a baby to come out? Some woman orgasmed during childbirth. Get out of here, bro. Yeah, exactly. I've heard this. Because it's big. That shit is big and it's getting all up in there. Oh, no.

Are they making sounds and shit, too? Son, how are you responding as a father? They sound like dove yelling. Bro, I need to see a girl bust a nut to a baby coming out, man. That would be crazy. Can you imagine being a dad watching your son make your wife cum? Bro. You've never been able to do that.

You've got to fight that motherfucker. Do they rub their clit when it's coming out? Is the baby coming out and they're just like, hi-ya. The baby does it? On the way out. He's going into a conference football game. Exactly. Tap the locker room and hit the field.

It's just like that, actually. Oh, man. No, some women want nipple stimulation while they're giving birth. Oh, I'd do that. Is that a job? No, you have to do it to them. That's what I'm saying. I thought you meant to you.

No, I'd squeeze them tits. Yeah. You don't think I'd squeeze up some acidic tits to them? Yeah, it helps. I think it helps with stimulation. If you're closed off and tight and tense, it's going to make it harder to get out of the vaginal canal. Oh, they want to loosen it helps. I think it helps with stimulation. If you're closed off and tight and tense, it's going to make it harder to get out of the vaginal canal. Oh, they want to loosen it up.

Kind of loose and feel it, vibe it. You know what I mean? But the nipples. Yeah, exactly. One time. Bow. Wait, has your wife ever had to squeeze knockers to get it? That's her only job, actually.

She was so fucking hot, dude. Can I send my wife to do like a ride along yeah if she's willing to be the designated titty flicker then yeah

she can do it oh my lord why do you think it's great it's beautiful it's beautiful why don't you react I'm like this

are you stimulated right now I'm about to have a baby right now did you see yourself Alex just shit himself yeah okay what else we got you want to just feel these right now. Did you just shit yourself? Alex just shit himself. Okay, what else we got? Okay, you want to just hit feel these old facts, okay?

Let's just do it. Let's just go through the top stories of the day, all right? This is what everyone's talking about on this day in 2022. H3H3, one of their main co-hosts, the creator Ethan Klein, has been suspended off YouTube for the week. I think he's probably going to be back on soon, for saying this comment. Ethan Klein, for the record, is Jewish, and probably going to be back on soon, for saying this comment. Ethan Klein, for the record, is Jewish and I believe is an Israeli citizen, and this is what

he said about Ben Shapiro. I was just going to say, if there's another Holocaust and people start rounding up the Jews... I just say, if they start rounding up the Jews again, I hope Ben gets gassed first. Talking about Ben Shapiro? Yes, talking about Ben Shapiro? Yes, talking about Ben Shapiro. Wait, Dove, can he say that?

I mean, he said if. I think that, listen, he's trying to be funny. It's a joke. He's saying a joke. Naturally, we're always going to support jokes, but I think this guy is like one of those guys that does not allow people to have context when he's out there criticizing them. So, you know what I mean?

Yeah, that's a problem. So I think that he's accused people of being serious in times where they were joking. And now it's biting him in the ass. Let's say if he wasn't a person like that, is that okay to say if you're a Jewish person? He said if. Can you make that joke as a Jewish person? But you're Jewish. You're Jewish.

He said if this horrible thing happens, I'm going to be in trouble. He's the killest guy first. So that's it. Abide by the rules, I guess, on the platform. Yeah, he's not saying that he won't also be in there. Yeah. Like he's just, he would get,

he's like, if we're all going to die, at least I'll get a little joy watching that guy I hate die first. I don't think it's that bad. Especially if you're Jewish. Listen, Jews don't really throw Holocaust jokes at each other, though. That's kind of like the thing. Not as much. You literally said.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You literally said, after the episode that came out last week, the next day, you literally said, Shelds, that was a Holocaust joke. He was like, that was a holocaust he was like that was my holocaust that's what you said

you were saying holocaust saying like yo let me throw you in the fucking he didn't mean the Jewish holocaust ah nuclear holocaust

what do you mean yeah great point that's a good thing now I wonder if if YouTube takes into account that

that guy is the type of dude to try to cancel other people based on their jokes. I think there was just a lot of reporting. I think a lot of Ben Shapiro fans were. I think the people who reported him probably took that into account. He's clearly being hyperbolic. It's a joke, ultimately. And we've got to support jokes, obviously.

But we can also support jokes and then not support his behavior. Yeah, so this is what Ben Shapiro said. He said, I don't believe Ethan Klein should be suspended from YouTube for his awful garbage, but I'll shed no tears for a person who is routinely engaged in the cancellation of others' world's smallest violence. Good response.

Honestly. I hope you're not first. I hope you're not first. That's a con thing to say. You know what? Bad response? Push him to the back. Which begs the question, who's first? Who's on first?

The classic sketch. It's just a classic bit. Is Goyam on first? All right. Okay. So what are we thinking, though? What are we thinking with that? That's it? Nothing else? I mean...

Here's the weird thing. People are like celebrating Ethan getting taken down. And I get it if you're annoyed by Ethan's content. He does a lot of gotcha shit. He seems to stir beefs up for interest. I don't think that he's necessarily an expert

in anything per se outside of being hated by people and it not seemingly affecting him. So I understand if that is your genius, if that is your skill. That is a superpower. It is a superpower. A lot of people can't deal with that type of hate. We saw you not deal with it. Yeah, not at all. I'm

lashing out. I gotta lash out immediately. But at the same time, if you don't have a skill set for entertainment outside of that, that's what you're gonna need to lean into. Like, we have comedy. We can make jokes. There are other people who are actors.

There are other people who, you know, they're artists. They do these types of things. If your skill is you can hate me and it's okay and I can deal with it, you can get a lot of views, but you're gonna continue to be hated to do so. Right. And we saw him do it.

Like, I saw him do it, the whole, like, Bobby and Kalilah thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was not fun to watch. And I've seen that happen a bunch before. So I think there's a lot of people celebrating this. But be careful what you celebrate.

Like, I would never celebrate this. Yeah. Because I don't want a joke of mine to cause our page to come down. No. So I cannot celebrate this. Because if I agree with him or disagree with him on things,

I have to say, do not take his fucking account down. The motherfucker's joking. He's also Jewish. He can make those fucking jokes. Yeah, they should take that into account. 100%. Because they would take down a white person's page if they said the N-word,

but they won't take down a black person's page for saying the N-word. So the same thing should apply to the joke. They should absolutely put his fucking page back up. You know what's funny? It's probably anti-Semites that reported his Holocaust joke. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Why can't we make jokes, but he can?

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This is like the third story this month of someone just getting shoved on the tracks randomly. There's nothing this guy really could have done different, in my opinion. He's just walking. He doesn't have headphones in. Good form. Good form. He locks this guy up. Just gets launched.

He didn't die. The train wasn't coming, but he just got launched onto the track. Oh, he didn't die? No. Oh, that's good. That's absolutely terrifying. Two train wasn't coming, but he just got launched onto the track. Oh, he didn't die? No. Oh, that's good. That's absolutely terrifying. Two questions. What do you do in this case?

If some guy just wants to push you onto the tracks, is there anything you can do? Is it even worth taking the subway? What kind of question is that? Is it even worth taking the subway if you can get launched onto the tracks? I mean, you could always get launched onto the tracks. People have been doing this forever. I've never heard of it. Do you walk on the street?

Have a guy just crash into you? Yeah, do you drive a car or you can get in an accident? But if some guy's trying to hit you, I'm like, if this is a thing, like a trend that's happening where people are trying to copycat

push people on the tracks, it's like, ah, maybe we'd take a few weeks off. You're saying, should everybody stop using the subway because a bad thing happened? I'm asking, would you stop using the subway?

I stop using the subway because I'm a multimillionaire. Yeah. That's the main reason why I don't use the subway. I stop using the subway because I'm a multimillionaire. That's the main reason why I don't use the subway. That's a fair point. Yeah. That being said,

if I have to travel anywhere in Manhattan or Brooklyn during the hours of 10 till 6 that I cannot walk to, I take the subway. I use it every day.

It's Lifeline. And what if someone pushes you on the tracks? That's the price of doing business, Mark. You ride an electric bike without a helmet every day. Is this video not wild to you? No, I'm not taking the subway ever again, for sure. We've been watching this shit every single day our entire lives. This shit, that's regular, bro.

You're obviously toting a mainstream media narrative that New York is dangerous. And I understand why you and your legal cucks. Did you not watch Candace's documentary? Y'all got to stop that narrative, bro. What? New York's not more dangerous. So what?

Killing's gone up a little bit, bro. It's New York. We outside again. Yeah. You got to make up for the ones we didn't do before when we was inside. You didn't give us no credit when we weren't killing for three years? Exactly. Okay. That's a fair point. Exactly. Alright, on the topic,

Alec Baldwin shared a picture on his Instagram one year to the day that he incidentally shot the director. Dude, that was a year ago? She got nice arms. I was going to say that. Absolutely amazing arms. And so his, he posts just a picture of her behind the camera

and then just the caption, one year ago today, dot, dot, dot. Moss is savage. Moss is had. He's savage. Come on. God damn. He probably doesn't have them anymore. Can someone explain to me what the fuck is wrong with Alec Baldwin? Is he out of his

fucking mind? He's out of his fucking mind. One year ago today, dot, dot, dot, I killed someone. It's crazy. Like, does he live in a world where he doesn't realize that he did something wrong? I think he does. Okay. He's completely delusional. I think he's convinced himself, I didn't do anything.

That's the only way you can live with yourself. He convinced himself he didn't even pull the trigger. And then the FBI was like, yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah. And then he had to go, oh, I guess I did. Isn't he a big anti-gun guy

because if so this is the perfect time for him to be like son this is why I'm anti-gun I killed somebody on a movie set his guns are dangerous

he doesn't want to take any credit so he can't get sued but he just makes his own reality that's a lesson you taught me that I think

is actually very admirable what does that mean that seems kind of insulting I don't want to kick you in the foot that's what you said. That's what you told me to do.

Sometimes when things are bad, you just make your own reality in your head where things are actually better than they were, and then you believe that. I never said that to you, Mark. That seems you're making your own reality right now. No, he's making his own reality. Where he didn't say that. That's what Alec Baldwin did. That was a good response. Some bad shit happened, and he was like, nope, I actually didn't do the bad thing.

Moving on. I don't think I'd make a fake reality. I don't think I make a fake reality. I don't know when I've ever said that. What I will do is adjust a fake reality that is inspired by my insecurities. I think a lot of people live in the bubble of their insecurities. People don't like me, I'm not good at this, whatever like that, and I don't think that ever helps you. But what Alec Baldwin lives in, a bubble of his confidence or something like that?

His ego? Delusion? Delusion? I mean, this is crazy. Yeah. This is crazy. Nobody was like, is he going to address it? You reminded us of it.

Yeah. Or just a better caption. Constantly thinking of this fateful day. Like, I pray for the families constantly. Something like that. Have more. And then the first comment the family constantly. Something like that. Have more. And then the first comment is, stay strong, my friend.

Thinking about you and all those affected by this terrible accident. Who said that? The Leslie Jordan. Who is that? Who is Leslie Jordan? Who the fuck is that? Can you click that?

The Leslie Jordan. Like, it's a bunch of fake ones. Leslie Jordan? Who is this? Oh, the gay guy. Oh, no. This guy's adorable. Oh, shoot gay guy. Oh, no, this guy's adorable. Oh, shoot.

Wait, he just died today. Was he hanging with Alan Baldwin? Hey, thinking of you, my friend. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, shoot, yeah. Yeah, he's from your favorite show, Will & Grace. There's no way he typed that out.

He's too old. He died today of a car crash. Get the fuck out of here. Was he driving? How does that happen? How does that happen? Okay, Cheryl Hines gave him the hearts. That's nice.

Okay. Who's Cheryl Hines again? Larry David's wife on curb. Heartbreaking. It is heartbreaking. Sending lots of hearts. That's fair. That wasn't the real one.

She didn't have a blue check. And then everyone that's not blue checks is like, I'm not exactly sure how to react to this post. Son, the bluex comments are embarrassing. Finish the heading, one year ago today what? You're a bold one. You're a bold one is good. I mean, one year ago today just sounds like an anniversary.

Like, that just sounds like, hey, I got married one year ago today. I don't understand why it's like, it seems celebratory. This guy's a weirdo, man. This guy's a fucking weirdo. Did he take it down? Or edit it? That shit was on Instagram right now. Wow.

As we speak. One year ago, I caught a body. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe he's saying like this. He might be making a movie now, like people are acting up a bit. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like people are listening to him. He's not getting his way on set. And he's like, hey, just want to let y'all know 365 days ago and isn't the movie back in production oh if it comes out

no I'm pretty sure no it is yeah Dove sent us a link yeah you got to get in that no why not

I don't support that he's got another season of Sons of Anarchy to shoot this one yeah oh sick nice shit though that was a pretty good joke I wish I didn't support that. So I'm going to shoot back. He's got another season of Sons of Anarchy to shoot this one. Yeah. Oh, sick. Nice shit, though.

That was a pretty good joke, though. I wish I didn't stutter, but. Yeah, you did. You did stutter. I like confidence, but the structure was great. Do you want to talk about this Asian girl yelling on the subway? Yeah, this is kind of wild. How?

Y'all, okay. Y'all are annoying. What? Didn't we do this on the paper? No, I see what his point is. What? Oh, this one. Okay, okay.

That's because you act like a B-boy. Oh. All right? You act like a B-boy. I said to stay the fuck away from me. I said it.

Yeah, I know. Wow, this is wild, dude. I wasn't talking to you. All right? I'm that guy. I wasn't talking to you, all right? I'm that guy. I feel that guy so much. You try to intervene, and some girl just goes crazy, and you're like, I'm not going to deal with this shit.

You fucking black vagina. You're a black vagina. That is all you are, and that is all you will ever be. And you know this, but you don't want to be. So I don't exactly understand what led up to this conflict. Push her on the fucking track. God damn.

Let's go, Miles. We're taking down from you two. You're talking about the black girl, right? God fucking damn it. God, that's funny. I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't get what's-his-face captioned because he said a white guy provoked her to get racist. He's being sarcastic.

Oh, okay, okay. He's trying to blame the whole situation on the white guy. It's clear she's just some fucking dumb bitch. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. But that is more shocking to you than a guy just bitch. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. Oof. But that is less, that is more shocking to you than a guy just getting,

like, Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Honestly, yeah. I was shocked by the shoving, but that's crazy, dude. That's wild, dude. The first sentence,

they really cut the fat. The first sentence is just fucking. Maybe it's out of context. Have you considered that? A person, what do you say? A non-black person. That's why he didn't invite me

to that party. It's just a bunch of white kids like. What if it was lyrics to a song? We don't even know what happened. That's all I'm going to say, all right? Find me that song. I am curious about what happened before. Because she seems agitated.

Yeah. I would like to know what agitated her. She seemed agitated. I would like to know what agitated her. I don't think it warrants. She called him a B-boy. So I wonder if it's like the kids who were dancing, doing the backflips

on the subway it does look pretty packed you can't really do it when it's that packed I mean do you think that's the you must have not taken the subway

for a while I don't know what happened to you oh they've been doing this that's why you don't care about the subway I'm the only one

that takes the subway me and Mark you never take subway every time Mark takes the subway I took it today every time Mark takes the subway he comes up and goes well scary down there I takes the subway. Me and Mark. You never take the subway. Every time Mark takes the subway. I took it today. Every time Mark takes the subway, he comes up and goes,

well, scary down there. I take the subway every fucking day. I take it every day. It is scary. There's b-boys down there, dude. It's terrifying. You take the subway from fucking street to street. Nothing bad's going to happen there.

No, I was on the train with Vala. You know what I mean? Like, this is how I ride the subway. You think criminals ride the Crown Heights? Yo, someone took a shit next to me in Vala when we were on the train and was very racist. That's natural.

Just going to Lincoln Center to see Top Gun Maverick. That's nature, bro. That's what I saw, yo. Taking a shit is not a big deal. Peeing is not a big deal. Not a big deal. Pulling a dick out to jerk off

is not a big deal. Pushing somebody... That's a big deal. I saw a video girl just flicking her beans. Yeah, come on. That's... You know what kind of bean though flicking bean man

it's yes obviously all these things are quite normal the pushing the people into the tracks is always terrifying but

I'll be honest when I was growing up it's like you were on your P's and Q's when you were on that motherfucking platform you ain't waiting

on a fucking edge to see so how are you on your P's and Q's to not get tackled like that guy? What are you doing? Spin move. Lean right.

When I was using the subway regularly, I wasn't even on my phone like that. Because they didn't have service down there. Okay. So we just got service, what, five, seven years ago? Really? All the time on the subway. There used to be service when you were at the station and then not in between. I think now it's just service all the time.

Yeah. Do you remember this? I don't. Only certain lines have it in between. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, cool. So it's been a minute.

I know. But yeah, it was always, I don't know, I just always felt it was kind of dangerous and people would get pushed in. And I was always looking behind me. And every person I look at, I was like, are you going to try try to push me in but that's how I operate in life and every person I see on the street I'm like are you gonna punch me in the face every single person every single person sounds exhausting it's you it's you get used to it it's like you wear jeans they don't feel like you got jeans on and when you're ducking punches walking on the block you know what I mean like you get used to it like I don't feel like I got clothes on right now but I got clothes on

my skin adjusts. Are you in a 3D clown maze every time you walk down the street? Yep, 100%. 100%. Every single person, I'm like, I was one of the hardest adjustments to, like, having some level of, like, whatever, awareness. You know what I mean? Fame is, like, a corny word. But, like, in the beginning, people would be looking at me, and I'd be like, the fuck is this motherfucker looking at?

Like, I had to realize people knew me first. Now I expect that. But early on, I was staring at motherfuckers like this. I was like, what's up? And they were like, ain't you on Guy Code? And I was like, yeah, I am on Guy Code. I thought he was about to fucking throw it out. You know what I'm saying?

It took you a little bit to get used to people looking at you, right? This dude came up to me in LA. So he was across the street, like, on an I-mean. Oh, you weird! Then he crossed the street, but he crossed me mugging. I was like, all right, so shit about to go off and shit. So he walks up, he's like, yo, what's up? Why you ain't hitting me back?

I'm like, what you talking about? He's like, when we going to go smoke, I was hitting you. I was like, I don't know you, bro. And he was like, yeah, we've been talking to the DMs, and I don't realize who I'm talking to. I just talk. So he's like yeah we've been talking to the dms and i don't realize who i'm talking to i just talk so it's like he already has his whole conversation going i have no idea what but the aggression he came up to me with i was like i was i got ready i like got in the stairs and shit like that just in case because i ain't getting hit first exactly

that's the other thing when people know you from the internet or even back in the day with guy code is like they knew you but they saw you for three seconds and you went away so they didn't know your fucking name. Yeah. Right? So like when they see you they're still trying to figure out who you are.

Yeah. Right? Like when we were at the fucking Six Flags thing and like the dude was like ain't you in movies? Nah, I gotta let this motherfucker down.

But not really, you know. I have some coming out. It's like sometimes they keep the scene in. Yeah, I'm not supposed to cut out movies. Now he all disappointed,

like, oh, I thought you were famous. I'm like, well, I do stand-up comedy. Maybe you know me from stand-up comedy. I saw what you know me. I'm so my own special.

Maybe he follows IMDB like Agent Press releases. He's really big into variety. Like, let's drop it. But yeah, so there's like that little bit of tension and confusion and that shit could go left.

Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, I don't know. I feel New York is way safer when I grew up. But you take Ubers now. No, but just like walking, like. It does feel safer to me. Yeah.

Like, it used to feel, like, grimy. But are you just not a kid anymore? How long were you talking that it was this dangerous? I would say. 20 years ago? At least. Yeah, late 90s? How long were you talking that it was this dangerous? I would say... 20 years ago? At least. Yeah, late 90s and even early 2000s it was still a little rough. So it's the most dangerous it's been in 20 to 30 years?

Nah, I don't think it's that dangerous right now. Like the stats prove different, but I'm just saying walking around is not bad. I don't think it's dangerous. I think it's crazy. Yeah. So that's the thing that you can't predict. Like, I feel like there's way more crazy people on the streets that are doing things because they're crazy. Like, I see a lot of guys who are out of their mind walking around.

And every time I see one of them, it's like, if they want to swing, they swing. That's just what it is. But in terms of, like, the level of, like, gang activity and the level of, like, just people straight, like, robbing you, I feel like that was way more popping way back in the day. Yeah, that, no, that I agree with. It's the crazies and the difference is like LA saw this happening a couple years ago, but it's all spread out. You guys are really close together.

You can't avoid the crazies. You can avoid the gang shit, right? Because for the most part, if you're in like a very public area That's well lit with cops Gang dudes ain't gonna roll up on you And fucking try to take your wallet Crazy will punch you right in front of a cop And have no fucking clue that he did anything wrong So there's a different level of anxiety with that

I also think we New York was hyper safe Like it was so safe Yeah we got a little used to it I moved here like 08 And people from my family Indian immigrants were like Oh it's so dangerous I Yeah, we got a little used to it. I moved here, like, 08, and people from my family, Indian immigrants, were like, oh, it's so dangerous. I would walk at, like, 4 in the morning, never felt anything. Now it's not that anymore.

And I think we're like, what the fuck? We're adjusting from a really safe place, and y'all live through safe, but you also live through this ain't safe at all, this is dangerous. So you're like, yeah, it's not what it was, but it's still better than it used to be. Gotcha. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Yeah. Because to me, this is crazy. I've been here 15 years.

I'm like, I've seen that a couple times a year. But the amount you're seeing, you're like, oh, this is nuts. And it does feel different on the subway. I still ride it sometimes. And you'll feel like there's a general unease. I also think that that's induced by constant media attention. Sure. Like, there's media.

Like, there's a narrative. And maybe it's true. Maybe it's not true. But, like, damn run, cities are falling attention. Sure. Like there's media, like there's a narrative and maybe it's true, maybe it's not true, but like, damn run, cities are falling apart. Yeah. And this is what you see like the right pushing.

Yeah. And they might be falling apart and it might be bad. I'm not saying that that's wrong, but once that's getting clicks, all of a sudden, you see a bunch of more articles about all the things

that show how a city is falling apart. Look at this robbery. Every robbery in LA is on the news. It's just confirmation bias. Exactly. Someone gets robbed in Oklahoma, you might not hear about it. Do you ever go home? Do you ever go back home, Mark, and then you're at Thanksgiving dinner,

and everyone goes, how is it? I heard New York is terrifying. Oh, my God. And I'm like, now everybody and their mother got a camera phone, so now you're seeing all this shit. But you also have an app. All this shit was happening, but you weren't seeing it. You're seeing it.

Yeah, there's much more awareness. Like in L.A., shit was getting robbed of. You know it. It's not like robberies just started in L.A., but now every single robbery is reported on because there's a narrative that in L.A. people are robbing, so it feels like it's way more dangerous. I don't know how many more crimes are happening.

We never had these follow-home robberies that were first a couple years ago happening to like public figures and the pop smokes and all of that in LA is now happening to like everyday people because someone tags a location at a party and then it's happening to them. It's, that's just, we didn't have it.

Well, you know what y'all might also be doing? When your family is like, oh, New York is so dangerous. You're like, it's not even that bad, right? Probably naturally. That's probably what y'all might also be doing? When your family is like, oh, New York is so dangerous, you're like, it's not even that bad, right? Probably naturally. That's probably what y'all are doing to a degree also, which is, it's not even, you're getting so much, it's bad. You're like, come the fuck on, stop it. Yeah, that's true.

The two things that I realize about, or that I've felt, are way more crazies, and then way more letting half-illegal shit slide. Oh, yes. Like Canal Street? Like Canal Street right now, it's an open-air bazaar. Yeah. Motherfuckers are selling Nikes.

They're selling weed. It's so weird. Like back in the day, you would have it on a blanket, and then in a heartbeat, they could scoop it all up and walk down the street. Cops are walking by shopping. I saw a cop buy a pair of Jordans, dead ass, from the Dulon Canal. Right? And it was like, so I think-

It's probably way easier to negotiate when you're a cop. A hundred percent. I give you 50 or you go to jail. So I think that sets a tone a little bit i think there's probably some turn like broken glass syndrome theory or whatever but i think it sets a tone like you're seeing illegal things play out that sets a tone of unease i think people who do illegal things see that and they go oh i guess we could get busy out here and the people that don't do illegal things go well is there any law enforcement?

Is everything okay? I'll say something. Two years, I've never seen someone get pulled over by a police officer on the road. Oh, we ain't never seen that in New York. You never saw that? Okay, that's crazy. You've seen someone get pulled over in New York? No one has license plates. I mean, there's nobody I've pulled over.

Quite a bit. I was talking about black people. I was talking about regular people. Regular law-abiding citizens. I had to change my car just because of that. But it seems like there's zero fear of cops in New York. I guess what I'm saying is you probably drove out on the island. I don't know if you drove along Long Island or that kind of shit on the highway.

No, I had one of these. If you have a red sports car with tinted windows and rims, you get in trouble. I was with Damien Lemon in his fucking Toyota Camry and the cop pulled him over and was like, you're doing 24 and then we thought that was a big deal. They had other cops

come pull us out, search us. And then I searched, and then I Google searched, I was like, 24 is over the speed limit? Speed limit in New York City, 25 miles an hour.

Oh. We're one under. He pulled us over. It was crazy. Sometimes it's school zone and you miss the sign. It wasn't. It was like one in the morning.

Oh, wow. Nothing. Whole island's 25. No, it was like 11. He was taking me from one spot to another. Yeah. Give me a ride. I feel bad. My bad, yo. Shout out. Oh, wow. Nothing. Whole Island's 25. No, it was like 11. He was taking me from one spot to another. Yeah. He was giving me a ride.

I felt bad. I was like, my bad, yo. Shout out New York, man. Yeah. What did you think of UFC 280? Absolutely phenomenal. Don't bet against Islam. Yeah, let's talk about some fucking...

Deportes? Yeah. Islam Magashev, shout out him. I mean, he dominated Charles. Bro, I'm telling you, no mustache. This, can't lose. Cannot lose. Cannot lose. Cannot lose. Cannot lose.

Cannot lose. And then the other fight between Aljo and TJ Dillashaw, I guess Dillashaw had separated his shoulder multiple times in the camp. He said 20 times throughout the camp he separated it. So this shit was just hanging on tendons. Apparently, he told the referee. Now, this is the guy who's also been popped for steroids, and he had a big suspension for steroids. So some people also going like, yeah, your shoulder heals way quicker when you're on fucking roids all the time, and now you're not. So now your shoulder's popping out all the time.

It's not healing as fast, all this kind of shit. It's like this is what happens. So his shit popped out almost immediately, and that motherfucker made it through the rounds. Wow. Yeah, that's impressive. Showed incredible heart. And that motherfucker made it through the rounds. Wow.

Yeah, that's impressive. Showed incredible heart. But Aljamain Sterling, who's from Long Island, I'm pretty sure, is an absolute savage, bro. Yeah. Like an absolute. His ability to get on your back, pause, fast forward, is terrifying, bro. It's like, have you ever seen like a dwarf put on a backpack? I haven't, but you are.

They get it on so fast, right? I think because everything's closer to them, they can just do these quick motions. It's like magical. No, if you watch a dwarf get on this couch, it will happen really quick. Your example's being trashed. No, I'm being serious.

It will happen so fast. A dwarf doing some movements, you don't even know. Like a squirrel running up a tree, they're like that. And that's Aljo has dwarf speed. Aljo Maness has dwarf speed. He's on your back without you even knowing.

You're having a conversation with him right now, on your back. That's how fast. He has dwarf speed, dude. He has dwarf speed. Dude, there's Mach 9 him right now, oh, you're back. That's how fast. He has dwarf speed, dude. He has dwarf speed. Dude, there's Mach 9, Mach 10, dwarf. That's what Aljo's got.

Wow. That's what Tom Cruise hit in Top Gun. That's why his plane exploded. He hit dwarf. He hit dwarf speed and his plane fucking exploded because the plane was too big

to handle that kind of speed. You need a small frame, fat ass. That's what Aljermaine Sterling has. I don't know if anybody can beat him. Beat him. And then Sugar Sean,

God damn. Yeah, respect to him. People are giving him shit though. Yeah, I was seeing you. No, he lost that shit. No, he lost that shit. He lost it. He lost it.

And he knows he lost it. That's hilarious. But he won. He won the decision. He lost the fight, but he won the decision. But he showed so much fucking heart decision. He lost the fight, but he won the decision. But he showed so much fucking heart, bro. He looked confident as fuck.

What the fuck? No, he lost, bro, but he won the fight. Why do you think he lost? Well, because he lost more rounds than he won. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got the decision, which was a bad decision, but it's the best thing for the UFC

because now you have an absolute fucking superstar who does everything you want. He fucking podcasts. He hangs out with the biggest internet celebrities. He's creating content. Rising. His ability looks phenomenal. Gets the game. And he beat arguably the best striker in the

division. Absolutely amazing. This is by Peter Jan. And he didn't beat him, but he... Even if you call a decision bad, he hung in there amazing all five rounds. He hung in there and he hurt him big. That's the thing. You can't take that away from him. And his face looks great.

He barely got touched. He looks great and Peter Jan looks disgusting. He got a pussy over his eye. He got a fat pussy on his eye. He literally got a knee in his head and a fat a** appeared over his eye. Really? A hundred percent, dude. It was crazy.

Pussy was on his eye, bro. You know how people get tattoos like right here? Yeah, yeah, like RIP. He got a pussy from a knee. Really? Kneed him and a pussy appeared right above his eye. So that's what Sugar Sean can do and make a box slip. Doubled up right on your eye.

Majora menorah. So hurt him. Yeah right on your eye. Majora Menorah. So hurt him. Yeah. Hurt him. Big time hurt him twice. Yeah. Or maybe even three times. You cannot take that away from him.

Did not necessarily get outstruck by Peter Young. I don't think he got outstruck at all. I think Peter got him to the ground a few times. I think he did some work over there. I think Peter won that. But you cannot take it away from him. It was amazing to see him do that. He's going to have a tough time with Aljamain Sterling.

I don't know. He's got the length. He can create that distance. I don't know what he's going to do about dwarf speed, bro. I don't know what he's going to do about dwarf speed. That's different, bro. Yeah. That's different.

But it was great to see him going to deep waters. And he found out something about himself. Like when Izzy came on the podcast, he goes, when I was in there, man, when I was in there, he had that fight against, what the fuck was his name? Gastelum, right? Yeah, Kelvin Gastelum. And he goes, yeah, I went deeper than I've ever been, and I found something else about myself. And I think our boy found something else about Sugar Sean, found something else. He found how deep he could go.

That was you in the ice bath. That was me in the ice bath. Yeah, you were discovering it by yourself. I discovered me. I was talking about my favorite book, Shackleton. You see McGregor's tweet? Oh, God, what did he say? I'll beat Makachev.

It's a picture of Makachev and it's a picture of Volk. And it says, my two old belts on two little ticks. This fight does 10 buys. Yep. Is that still your guy? Is that still your king? I'll be honest. Nobody can create excitement around a fight like Conor.

All right, but is this still your king? I'll be honest. Nobody can create excitement around a fight like Conor. The guy's an is this still Yike? I'll be honest, nobody can create the excitement around a fight like Conor. The guy's an absolute fucking genius. Ah, you washed, nigga. But do I think

that he can compete at the highest level of MMA anymore? No, I don't think he can. But do I think it's great for his brand for people to think that he's going to come back?

Yes. Okay. So I think that's why he's like, I'm not announcing the retirement. And I think once he has enough shit popping

outside of MMA like that can like let's say this movie he's gonna do blows the fuck up and he does some more movies and he does some other things once that celebrity

is creating enough heat outside of his fight heat he'll go okay I don't need that anymore it's a very strategic and like brilliant business decision he'll probably say I'm a don't need that anymore. It's a very strategic and brilliant business decision. He'll probably say I'm a fucking idiot for even suggesting it,

but if you can create heat without having to get your face smashed in every single time, why do that? He should just go WWE. I mean, he would be phenomenal. He'd be phenomenal. I want him to do it, but maybe that doesn't sell as many bottles of proper 12. Yeah. I think he would see it as a step down, too.

Probably. And I think that would hurt him. Yes. You're right. He dedicated his entire life to this thing. Yeah. You know? To actual combat.

And I'm not saying wrestling doesn't hurt, but it's scripted. It's not combat. It hurts. It's real. It hurts, but it's not combat. Yeah. That's a great way of looking at it. It's not going to be in a movie, though. Yeah, that's what he's saying. He It's not combat. It hurts. It's real. It hurts, but it's not combat. Yeah. That's a great way of looking at it. It's not going to be in a movie, though.

Yeah, that's what he's saying. He's got this movie. So let's see how that does. I hope it does well. I hope he becomes a big old fucking movie star. Yeah. Honestly. I mean, he's a star.

It'd be great to see him doing movies. What that motherfucker did for MMA is insane. And then this weekend, Jake Paul is fighting Anderson Silva. Yo, Jake looks good, bro. You saw the fat suit? That was funny. Yeah. That was funny. Very funny. But no, Jake is... Shout out good, bro. You saw the fat suit? That was funny. Yeah, very funny.

But no, Jake is, shout out Jake, man. That's a big step up and a brave thing to do. And I know people are going to say, oh, Anderson's old or whatever. He's one of the greatest strikers in the history of combat sports. Yeah. And Jake is going up again. And he has actual boxing fights. Like, he has boxing fights against boxers, not just against MMA dudes. So the guy knows what he's doing in there.

He is older. There's no question. But it's a huge step up, and I'm excited for it. I love it. I'm glad to see it. And I hope it does really big numbers too because this is one of those where it's like we love Anderson. Like I imagine all of us here, we like Anderson. Of course.

So it's like I don't want to see Jake, and I think Jake has a lot of respect for Anderson. Yeah, he does. Because usually Jake is making your life horrible. The pre-fight shit has been really good. Yeah. Yeah, it hasn't been disrespectful at all. And I hope that the fight does big numbers

just out of pure curiosity, because then you have this area where if Jake does win, you're like, yo, he was respectful to that guy, and he beat him on fair terms. It's like, hey, give it up. Instead of, man, fuck this guy who was mean, and then he just got lucky, and he picked on a 48-year-old, da-da-da-da, what they will say. Yeah, I'm excited for this.

Can you make a prediction? Man, I root for Jake always, so I'm going to say I think Jake can figure something out. I really think, but I think that this is his toughest test, man. I think this is his toughest test. The thing that Jake has is undeniable power. Yeah. He can put the lights out. In one punch, he can put your lights out.

Regardless if you're a professional fighter, it doesn't matter what you've been hit with. So we're going to see if he can land. Also a lot of drive. I think a lot of will. I think he wants it. I think he wants it more. I think he wants it more, but it's just like, is the in-the-ring experience going to come in for Anderson? Where he's like, oh, I know how to navigate this pressure. I've been here before. I can handle it. I think Jake can pull it off. I know it sounds crazy. I think Jake can pull it off. I think he can. The one thing that I keep thinking of

is the Woodley fight. Now, Jake may have gotten much better in the past year, but that was like a year ago. And Woodley got some licks in. Yep. Like Woodley almost. And if Woodley hits you, Anderson's going to hit you. Yes. Anderson's much taller, much better boxer.

Much better boxer. And that's where I'm like, I would love to see Jake win, but I don't know. Yeah. I don't think that that's a bad take at all. I think a lot of people probably, I think Jake's going into this as the underdog. Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. I hope Silver's in good condition.

He hasn't fought in a while. That's the thing I'm concerned with. If he's conditioned well, I think he's- You think he got it? Yeah. It's just so tricky. It's like every time you go, ah, Jake's not going to do it, then he does. At a certain point in time, you got to go, let's see what happens. Let's see. You got it. You got it. You. It's just, yeah, it's so tricky. It's like every time you go, ah, Jake's not going to do it, then he does. At a certain point in time, you got to go.

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before we get out of here, man. We've got to give the people what they deserve. Your boy Joe Biden fell asleep during an interview, it seems like. I don't think he fell asleep. This is what the clip is. This is what people are saying. And we'll have time to make that decision. Dr. Biden is for it.

Mr. President. Dr. Biden thinks that my wife thinks that that I Dr. Biden thinks that my wife thinks that we're doing something very important. I mean, it's not great. It's a fall asleep, though. It's a fall asleep, but it's worse. I'd rather him fall asleep than answer like that awake.

That's a little rough. Why do you think the interviewer was like, oh, hello. He's going to die soon. That don't mean he falls asleep mid-interview. Yeah, he's going to die soon. Is that news to everybody? He's going to die soon.

Why was the interviewer like, oh, Mr. President? Hello? I'm out. Because he's worried he's dying on camera. You don't want to be the enemy that killed Joe Biden. I mean, but he probably does, bro. Like that, you know, that shit going viral. Yeah, no.

That's true. That'd be good for your career in a weird way. But you don't think this is a sign of mental decline? Yeah, I think his, yeah. We all know. Yeah. I thought that was from House of Dragon. That was Viserys, right?

Yeah. No, Viserys was way more eloquent. Viserys was missing half his body. But this is just a bad look for America. Don't let him, or deepfake it. This is why I don't believe that deepfakes are true. Because I'm like, if deepfaking was real, we would be deepfaking it. Yeah, I mean, it's embarrassing.

It is absolutely embarrassing. It is a complete disrespect of the seat of office. Like, how are we supposed to believe that that's the most powerful man in the world? Like, to me, it exposes whatever the conspiracies are, the deep state or the real people in power or whatever, because if he's supposed to be the real person in power, if that's what 330

million Americans are supposed to think, there's no way we're letting him make all the decisions in his current state, right? So when we all look at this and we go, oh, he's not really pulling the strings, pulling the strings, then we have to go, who is? Now we're looking at all these other people. It's like you're exposing yourself by being in this situation.

And the fact that they haven't put a single person else up, like, is there another Democrat you can think of? That's what's crazy. It's nuts. That's what's crazy. I don't even understand what's happening. Like Kamala, they hate, and I get they do that by purpose. They're like, they do it on purpose. Like to

ensure the protection of the president, you get an absolutely idiotic running mate. Right? Like that's, you know what I mean? Like that's what Trump did with Pence. Everybody looked at Pence, they're like, we can't have this fucking weirdo running the goddamn country. And that's what Biden does with Kamala.

And that's what Obama did with Biden. They didn't think that Biden would actually be fucking president. Yeah. I mean, it's unbelievable. It's kind of wild. Then do you see this other one of him? It can't speak. No, I mean, like, he has to say that, hey, I'm not running.

And he's not wanting it. He doesn't want to give it up. Yeah. But out of respect, nobody's going to step up and be like, yeah. Because, yeah, they got Buttigieg. Like, they got people that they can throw up there. Who? Why is he saying that he's running again?

That's what I don't get. Yeah. Because you're president. You want to give it up? Who is the Democrats' DeSantis? Sorry to cut you. But, like, who is the Democrats' DeSantis? Who is the Democrats?

They have fucking Gavin Newsom. They have fucking Gavin Newsom. I know that we're shaking our head at that because the guy seems like such an absolute fucking phony fraud. Yeah. I really don't like the guy at all. But he is the only one. Sorry. He's going to defend.

Look what I did for California. California is a fucking disaster. He'll literally defend like that. People in California will go, great. People will be forgetting about shit. No, no, no. I'm telling you. People will forget. Trust me. San go, great. People will be forgetting about shit. No, no, no. I'm telling you, people forget. Trust me. San Francisco and L.A., they don't forget.

Dove, I understand how you feel personally. Most people do not live in California. Exactly. One. Two, they're not voting for him. They're voting for not the other person. Yes. So all they have to do is vilify the other person enough where you go, well, I can't support that.

I'll go with this guy who I don't think is that good. I mean, what happened this last election, right? I don't think anybody looked at Biden. They're like, he's the fucking truth. I understand that. But I'm saying you put DeSantis and you put Gavin side by side. You say, they're our only argument. Look what I did for Florida. Look what I did for California. That's the people that don't know from California. They're going to go digging on DeSantis and they're going to make him look like every horrible thing that if you were liberal, you would absolutely be terrified by. And then, you know.

Newsom's a bit more charismatic, in my opinion. You know what, though? And you've said this before. I think America's going to vote on safety, and you're going to feel safer. They're just going to destroy. Look how LA is. It's a war zone.

Look at San Francisco. And then if you're worried about safety, which most people are, at the end of the day, you're just worried about safety, you're going to go with the Republican guy over the guy who... Or you're going to go

with the guy who is the governor of arguably the most dangerous state in the fucking union, which is Florida. Oh, really? I mean,

the way that the world perceives Florida. Florida, man, does meth and shoots, blah, blah, blah. Shots in Florida. So what they'll do is they'll go, oh, you can't say my state's more dangerous.

Look at the murder rate in your state. Look at all these people that get shot in your state. Look at the drug problems in your state. Look at the illegal trafficking in your state, right? Like the idea of Florida is not necessarily a safe place. What it was was a place free of the COVID restrictions, which we all loved. So I don't even think that DeSantis can go at California for being that dangerous when you compare it to Florida.

I don't think you can compare. Florida doesn't have that stink, perception-wise. Definitely not from— They can label him as anti-gay. Duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff. I'm telling you. Duff, duff, duff, duff, duff. I know how passionate you are about this.

The entire country— Like, look what Charlemagne says. He goes, the craziest people on the planet are from the Bronx and Florida. That's a fact. Because you're West Coast, but at least on the East Coast. Okay, fair, fair. West Coast, we don't have that perception. The Florida

man, Methy perception is very niche. You're talking about one state. The most populated state in the country. I don't think Trump's running, man. You heard what he said at that rally. He was like, I probably got to run. And people went crazy. I think that he likes the political influence he has. Now.

Now, from saying that he's going to run, because he controls a part of the base. So as long as, he's like Conor with the, I'm going to fight again. Like, it allows you to have influence within the sport, and it allows you to use that influence for your other business endeavors. So if everybody got to be nice to Trump because they want him to support them,

he can use that for influence not only in business, but maybe in not getting hemmed up in this fucking court shit. He's still got open cases. He might have a conversation with DeSantis and say, if you win, I need you to make sure I don't go to jail and I'm going to throw all my support behind you. Or he has a conversation

with the Dem and says, hey, I'm not going to trash you. I just need you to make sure that I'm good once you win. But I mean, he can do that for himself. No, but there's no upside for him to say he's not running now. But if he doesn't win, I don't think he thinks he can win, genuinely. Really? I think if Biden runs, maybe just because I don't think he thinks he can win, genuinely.

Really? I think if Biden runs, maybe just because I don't know if anybody in their right mind could vote for Biden. But that's what it looks like. I don't know if he believes in his heart that he can beat DeSantis. And I think that he's been incredibly radioactive, and he's played a part of that. And I think he's lost some of his base, but he doesn't want to relinquish that political control right now. Couldn't he run independently? Yeah, but he would just split the Republicans.

He would tank his own party. Dems go, no, arrest this motherfucker. He also tanks his own party. If he wants to tank the party, if they don't give him the nomination, he's just like, fuck you. I think he says he does that if they don't provide some assurance that they won't put him in prison. That's my point. He's got a, fuck yeah. Well, I think he says he does that if they don't provide some assurance that they won't put him in prison.

That's the point. He's got a lot of chips. Yeah, and I think he's, if he says I'm not going to run, then he loses the chips and all these people, they go search for somebody else. But these like hardline Trumpers,

they're basically, please daddy run, please daddy run. And he has to hold them until the official announcement. It's like Game of Thrones, bro. It is so interesting. Like 100 an initiative like Game of Thrones, bro. It is so interesting.

I wonder if... I wish they had dragons. Yeah, right? I wonder if big money corporations and businesses, it's always like that. Just think about it. Elon Musk has to get a certain amount of nickel out of the Democratic Republic of the Congo

in order to make the batteries for his cars. If you don't think that he's lobbying certain countries, politicians, CIA, whatever the version of the CIA is for these other countries, if you don't think that he's lobbying to make sure that those mines are kept open and free to run and unaffected by terrorism and unaffected by war. You're talking about a very tumultuous part of the world, the Congo. And these mines work all the time? And nobody's fucking with the mines?

You think that's a coincidence? No, you're playing fucking chess. You are playing fucking chess to make sure that everybody get their batteries. You think he shows his feet? Say again? You think he shows his feet off to some guy? I mean, he got a lot of goodwill when he showed off that body. That's true.

When he was on that boat. But yeah, I think all these guys. You want to expand? You want global? Yeah. Those are the conversations I just like to hear. Hey, we need to get this amount of nickel out of there's one place to get it on the planet

Democratic Republic of Congo in complete disarray who do we got to promise shit to you know what I mean I don't doubt it rich people are doing smart shit to stay rich you don't get rich by playing by the rules

and I'm not necessarily even criticizing. I'm just curious. Who do you have to, like, you've got to go to the warlord that you know is making kids fucking become soldiers and chopping off their feet and shit. And you've got to go, hey, here's this much money so we can keep doing that. Yeah. Don't you on some level? Yeah, I guess you probably have to. And that is the world.

Like, we all wear the sneakers that are made by the kids. Like, we're not, he's no worse than us, I guess. Slightly worse. Say again? Slightly worse. Slightly worse. You're doing the deal at the top. There's levels.

Yes, yes, yes. There's levels. But I just want to know what that conversation, I want to know the fucking Bezos conversations. I just want to know what these are like. And, like, maybe they feel guilt about it. Maybe they feel... The tax combo, even internally, with the politician that you put in power, be like, hey,

don't roll over the tax shit, or don't push the tax thing in my direction. Keep it over here. Make these loopholes. Keep them open. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so curious if it's direct. Hey, we're having these conversations up front, or if it's implied. Like, yeah, help me yeah. Yeah, I'm so curious if it's direct. Hey, we're having these conversations like up front or if it's like implied.

Like, yeah, help me out. I had a, I don't want to put him out there. But there was a thing that happened and that was going to affect real estate prices in like a big way. And immediately when this new politician entered the office, he stopped it. And he stopped it because of one phone call.

Crazy. Wow. I wonder how many one phone calls happen every day. And how many people in power. And like, low key, being in that position and having that power, it's just like, I don't want to compare it to fucking Game of Thrones or any of these things, but it's like, that's just like, I don't want to compare it to fucking like Game of Thrones or like any of

these things, but it's like, yeah, that's the exhaustion. It's not walking around and giving speeches all day and like inspiring people. It's like, I'm going to get a call today and I'm going to have to piss off 50% of the people that live in this place. Yeah. Or I'm going to get a call from two people that are asking different things and I got to figure out who I want to fuck over. I'm going to get a call from two people that are asking different things, and I've got to figure out who I want to fuck over. Yeah, it's crazy. And I think that's why you look at a guy like Obama,

where a lot of people are like, oh, he's, you know, Mike, self-included. But when he initially said he was going to run for government or run for president, I was like, oh, it's so early. Wait a little bit. You don't wait. Yeah. Because the longer you wait, the more times you've fucked over. Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Nancy Pelosi can never run for

president because she's done so many horrible things. Yeah. They'll just look at the record. Like, what did they do with Biden? Biden's been in government so long, he said the N-word in front of people. Dude. Record it. Yeah. Right? Now, within the context of a sentence, he's quoting people, but still, like, that is like... Yeah still that is like so it's almost

you want people to be out of it because the longer you're in it you're going to do something fucked you're going to have dirt you're going to have dirt

I don't to me like how do we have a dinner and learn about that shit that's what I think the Illuminati is it's not like an organized

like controlled thing it's just all like the cumulative interpersonal relationships amongst like marketing or like of that shit. That's what I think the Illuminati is. It's not like an organized controlled thing. It's just all the cumulative interpersonal relationships amongst marketing or media executives, corporate executives, and

politicians. And they all kind of know each other and they all know who the players are and who's pulling the levers. And then it's happening at one dinner party and

then another dinner party and then a weekend getaway and then an Aspen. It's all happening. Text thread. Yeah, it's like that interpersonal relationship. I don't think it's centralized. It's not happening. Text thread. Yeah, it's like that interpersonal relationship.

I don't think it's centralized. It's not organized. There's not like one person on top. That's what you're saying, right? Yeah, exactly. They don't have meetings. They also uses the term they. Yeah, it's just other they's.

Yeah, you just reach the top, I guess, of it's not only government, but it's government and industry, and those things intermingle. It's not a Jewish cabal. That's what we're getting to. Yeah, exactly. It would be so much easier if it was. And I think that's probably why people simplify it, right? They go, oh, it's just these people, they're doing it.

Because it's harder to accept what you said, which is really the reality. Yeah. Like they or the Illuminati doesn't know they're the Illuminati exclusively. Yeah. They're also frustrated by other they's making decisions. But it is a thing, though. There are powerful people that are pulling strings. Yeah, but it's not organized.

100%. Hey, this is the group, and we're all a part of this group. But they disagree with one another. And we're meeting Thursday at 3. Yeah, that's the whole thing. They're upset with each other. Yeah. They're like, oh, wait, why the fuck did Raytheon get this shit?

Yeah. We're Lockheed Martin. Yeah. Like, they're not the same they's each other. Yeah. They're like, oh, wait, why the fuck did Raytheon get this shit? Yeah. We're Lockheed Martin. Yeah. Like, they're not the same days. Yeah. Yeah. And there's interpersonal. They gave it to Raytheon.

That's why I was always saying, like, the easiest things of, like, Jews are actually going against Jews when it comes to, like, business dealings. It's not always a Jew against another. Right. You know what I mean? And the same with, like, Kanye bringing up, like, all the things he's blaming the Jews that are part of whatever downfall in his business dealings I was like so are you giving them credit for helping you get to that point and so you were they were they were a benefit then and then yeah yeah they're a hindrance after and I just know it's he actually had huge great business partners in all of these the Jews are great for Kanye when they worked out the contracts

to make him a billionaire, when they built the businesses, that he got a piece of equity to become a billionaire. They were great. And then the second he doesn't get his way, all of a sudden it's like the Jews are holding him down. That's what I can pinpoint on each of them. And I'm like, all right, I think it's just these Jews that were in your life that were so beneficial just were like some of the other people that were like, yeah, you're crazy. I don't want to really be dealing with you anymore.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah, what are they keeping you from? 3.4 billion? Yeah. The idea that people protected Kanye, it's just so funny. It's like the same people are like, we have to take down these elites and whatever. It's like, he's a billionaire.

Yeah. We can't make fun of billionaires? Multi-billionaires. Yeah. Literally, he calls himself the richest black man ever. We can't make fun of billionaires? Multi-billionaires. Yeah. Literally, he calls himself the richest black man ever. We can't make fun of the richest. Any the richest after that, we will make fun of. Yes, yes.

You are part of the elites now. He's about to be the poorest. CAA dropped him. I just saw that on Twitter. Really? CAA dropped him, yeah. What do you think happens, though, with right now, it's the whole call of, like, Adidas, what are you doing?

If Adidas drops him, but then he gets control of Yeezy. So that's why they can't drop him. Because Adidas makes the sneakers for Yeezy. Yeezy is the clothing brand. So he gets the clothing. The sneakers that are through Yeezy are made through Adidas, which he gets a royalty on per sneaker. Right. So if they drop him, he gets to make his own sneakers.

Now, knowing what we know about Kanye, which is he never wants to do anything himself. Right. So if they drop him, he gets to make his own sneakers. Now, knowing what we know about Kanye, which is he never wants to do anything himself, I don't think that he has the wherewithal to actually make them. Yeah, go for it, dude. Yeah, it's like, so I don't think you're losing anything because he won't find the factory to do it. He wants a daddy. Like, you know, Dove, Charney, make my shirt. Adidas, make my whatever.

He don't want to put the fucking money up because when he did, he lost it all. Yeah. So he's still going to need a daddy but he will have the rights to his shit which does he get the rights though the ones that exist already I think that stays with Adidas

but any new stuff that's his I mean they could theoretically just keep selling retro Yeezys and then give them all the new ones and it's go ahead yeah it's fine

like if they were like if Jordan fell out like this and Jordan was like you're not gonna get any new Jordans Nike would be like okay yeah yeah yeah

oh no we're not gonna get the Jordan 48 I'm sure that's gonna be fucking crack you haven't had a great Jordan in 15 years who cares the classics make all the money

yeah yeah yeah yeah so Adidas could just drop them I think think, and you're going to be fine. All right, guys. Listen, I think that was a great episode. I got some stuff off my chest. Finally, that feels very good. Anything else before we get out of here?

No, I think we solved everything. I think you just remind the dudes' mothers what they should be doing to you. Or you could find peace in your heart. Nah. Should I forgive? And you could forgive. It's both options. It's two options. You could be the bigger person. What you could find peace in your heart. Nah. Should I forgive? And you could forgive. There's both options. There's two options on the table.

You could be the bigger person. What are you going to choose? Well, just let him decide. Or turn the other cheek. Or, you know, we'll give you one of our slogans, never again. So, please. Ooh.

Go for it. Never again. You die for humanity, even though they hated you and they killed you in the first place. Oh, shit. That's what Jesus did. Powerful. Wow. When they go you in the first place. Oh, shit. That's what Jesus did. Powerful. Wow.

When they go low, the moms open their mouths. Guys, it's been Flickr. Let's see you guys soon. Peace.