Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Andrew Schulz's Best Retard Story | Patreon Clip

Episode Date: April 17, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, and AlexxMedia go off the rails. They have a long deep dive into conspiracy theories and retards. Listen to the full episode on patreon titled, Schulz Goes Full Alex Jones. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

Here's a conspiracy. A lot of people were making shit up. That Akash said that AOC was cute. Oh! I forgot, yo! Now I want my apology. What do you mean? Before, I just needed everybody to know I said it, and that was enough.

All right, fine. Now I need my apology. I'm sorry. No bullshit apology. I'm sorry. Okay, thank you. I'll take that. That's it.

I apologize. I can apologize. I don't. You can't stop right there. I know you can't i can apologize i don't you can't stop right there i know you can't i know you can't stop right there stop right there and that's an apology i apologize stop right there don't be a girlfriend don't be a girlfriend don't be a girlfriend don't be a girlfriend sorry don't do it stop right there stop right there stop right there what's up everybody

welcome to the patreon episode of flagrant 2 asshole army the real ones listen to this one I'm Andrew Schultz I'm here atash saying we got alex media mark agnon in the building um there is this we had a retard in our class right his name is scott yeah and and scott that's a good retard name no no it's great right great because you could be angry at him in the name right scott quick right? And so his retard, like, he could do

all the stuff we could do, but he was also retard, right? So, like, what he would do, you go over there, I told you, I went to a specialized school. I went to a specialized school.

He did sound like Scott. I got PTSD there for a second. We had a couple regular retards. So, we had this regular retard, right? Yeah. And, and, so,

so the regular retard Scott, right, what he didn't like is darkness, right? Yeah. So the regular retard, Scott, right? What he didn't like is darkness, right? Right, right. Like if you turn the lights out, Scott, if you turn the lights out, right? Scott would run through tables like Nutty Professor. Remember when Nutty Professor ran through the picnic table? That's what Scott used to do in in a class if you turn the light out like we're gonna watch a movie or something because substitutes in there and the substitute

don't know we got a regular retard in the fucking class right so he rolls the tv and he turns on whatever it turns out the light scott just goes ghetto bitches don't care if you're retarded or not okay we had a couple ghetto bitches in our fucking class they don't care if you're retarded or not right they literally just go and be like turn the light on this retard can't take the dark oh my god son son out of nowhere

dude and sometimes we be like yo is he regular is he retarded we're not sure right so he ain't regular

no he wasn't regular but it was you know I went to public school it's weird I was in your public school bro so we're in the class

right and and this guy Scott out of nowhere is just starting to make noise right it's completely light so we're we the class, right? And this guy, Scott, out of nowhere, is just starting to make noise, right? It's completely light. So we don't know why it was irritating him. Yeah, it's a new thing going on, right? So we're trying to figure it all out.

We're trying to do the calculation. And he's just starting to make noise. He goes, da-na-na-na-na-na-na. Like he's just doing some late night music soundtrack. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na. Right? And we're're like what the fuck is going on and the teacher because we might not be retarded he might we're not sure right every once in a while nobody asks he'd be you can't ask a retard right so we just we just he

just get glimpses of regular every once in a while right so uh we're just not sure you're fucking with us or not so he goes right, right? And the teacher just stops. And she goes, she goes, she goes, Scott, you got to be quiet. And he goes,

he goes, okay. Right. A couple of seconds later. And then the teacher turns around and she goes, Scott, what part of be quiet do you not understand? He goes,

the B. Oh my God. Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. Son. Son. Son. Son. Son.

Son. Son. Son. He hit it. He hit it. Son. He hit this shit. He goes like this.

He goes, let me. He dropped that finger like it was falling through. You know when you hit a three and you leave the fucking hand up in the air. That's how it's going. He had to follow through. He had to follow through. He had to follow through. He had to follow through. He had to follow through. He had to follow through. Libby He dropped that finger Like it was followed You know You know when you hit a three

You leave the fucking hand Up in the air That's how he follows Libby My man held the follow through On him Oh shit What was the weirdest kid

You guys had in your class Like the weirdest kid You could remember from school Yo what's up this is Akash That was a preview of our Patreon episode If you want the full thing go to www.patreon.com Slash flagrant 2

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