Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

YERRR – the boys are in full garbage mode this week, diving into bad habits, Philly chaos, and BBQ betrayals. We’re talkin’: – Akaash getting diesel in grandma’s garage – Taking leftovers, ghosting dinners, and tipping drama – Hawaiian shirts, Philly ball snatchers, and dessert cucking – Classy joints, tour bus budgets, and the ultimate garbage beer taste test Plus: Polish caps, hotel stains, immigrant loopholes, and Mark getting BBQ-cucked again. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. Want some YouTube titles for this one too? 00:00 Intro 1:10 Akaash is a fatty + Grandma's garage 3:58 Akaash working out + Patreon's cooking 7:09 Are they garbage anymore? 9:11 Is reclining being garbage? 12:38 Taking food from restaurant + Immigrant carve out 16:00 Being ignored + Leaving the wife behind 22:16 Being bad with money 24:48 Mark got BBQ Cucked 30:51 Hawai'ian tshirt wearer 33:31 Phillies Ball Grabber + Polish Cap snatcher 43:04 Kid ain't happy + Philly fans are wild 54:59 Looking for a fight 58:12 Organizing a dinner ghosting + Torrisi dessert cuck 1:10:22 Hotel j1zz targets + Tipping 1:20:35 Tour bus is expensive + Indian street food 1:28:15 Not comfortable in classy joints + Do you get cold? 1:32:14 Garbage Beer Taste Test Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happened at this Phillies game? Do y'all know? Dad gets it. Nice. Gives it to the sun. He gives it right to his kid. Yeah, he gives it back to her. What's the gentleman thing to do?

Oh, fuck this lady. Who's she giving the ball to? She keeps it. For herself? Yeah. What a bitch. Ooh, man, that look. That looks like every one of my aunts.

That is a awful. Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill? That's some cuck-ish. Yeah, what are you doing? That's wild. No, he's all in mine. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day. And I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am.

So if you're going to come over anyway, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, I love growing. This is my love language, the way I communicate my affection of people when I could eat. That's just one language is. No, my wife. It's crazy. We all go to hotels, probably jerk off in the hotel. Where do you ejaculate?

One of us. One of us does it on the floor. I've heard that a lot. What? I'm not condoning it. You make him want to throw up. I don't think you want to hear where I do it. He puts his underwear back on a lot of times.

That's way worse. I use the comforter. Are you? No, don't lie to me. I like some hotel. YouTube comments saying, could we look about the same? Are you getting heat?

I got, one episode they crushed me, dude. They were just like, how do you get so fat so fast? Yeah, hey, I've been there, too. You know what to do? Put yourself next to a guy who's four and a bat. You're over here. Hey, damn, I can do it. Wait, aren't you on the thing?

Oh, whoa, whoa. That was empty? Bringing up old. shit. I was. I was on Ozmpic. What happened? We had a long talk and decided to go several ways. No, I was on it. I did good. We went to Ireland to film some shit. He was doing great. Doing great. I mean, whatever. I was taking that. I wasn't doing anything else. I wasn't doing great. I was on a drug. Are you too fat to make eye contact with me?

Got that baby-ass island. I don't know. I'm trying to sit in here. What, the room? This is not fun. All right. Okay. Do you want to switch with me? I'm just saying you be niggled in over here.

I would love to see what it looks like because this is, you want it for directing purposes, of course. Yeah, yes. Block this thing a little better. It might look better. Hey, guys, I'm going to trust you off Cam on what looks better. Okay. All right. God damn it.

That's better. This is better. Yeah. Hey, come on. You and me, buddy. Hey, podcasts are on at a table, by the way. You'll see you guys know. You step your shit up.

Hand me with my coffee, please? You're saying your grandmom's garage, all right? We're doing a broadcast here. Fucking, hey. Big man does not like not having a table. They don't like them having a table. I'm always saying, hey, can we do it at the kitchen table at the Airbnb or whatever?

And every time, they're acting it's a fucking big deal. Oh, I don't know, the lighting and the sound. And I'm sitting in the living room in my fucking nut sack hanging up, the bottom of my jeans. I don't think your nuttack is the thing we're noticing. You believe it or not? It is. That's all I hear.

Look at Foley's moose knuckles. those balls are huge. And they know it's all balls. They know it's no dick. It's all balls, man. Big balls, dude. That's important. No, it's not.

I'm trying. I'm trying to go on fourth and one trying to watch. Ahka's just being real nice. Like that, you know, some girls like that. There's some freaks out there that kind of gets them off, you know? I'm trying desperately. I feel bad, dude. Who what?

You seem uncomfortable. I don't feel bad that you're 400 pounds. That was you. I just feel bad that you seem I don't know. That's supposed to make me feel. This is actually better and it's perfect and I feel great. I try to give you a heart to heart. Do you remember that years ago? What?

I came up doing that. I tried to give you heart to heart. No, you're fat. What do you want for you? This fucking guy. Welcome to the team dog. Got a fucking bite after this. What are you talking about? Yeah, you caught, dude. You caught the fucking...

Only of you can call someone else that and you can't laugh. That's crazy. He's got a guy... He's got a person confidence. I'll be honest with you. I, when we hugged, and then when you walked by me again, I tapped his thing, I was like, oh, he's working out because your shoulders look bigger in that sweatshirt. Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks, I'm trying. Four times a week, really get after it. Do you want to work out with me? No. I'm not making any things like that, because I always fall on them. I just sort of zepound. I'm two weeks into, like a real dose. So we'll see how it goes. I feel better. I'm not eating. I was walking this weekend. That's great. They got a new one coming, too. They got a new one that's even better. Red of Trutide. What's it called? Red of Trutide. I'm all about my peptides now. I'm all up on it, dude. Wait, that's a peptide?

It's a peptide. So is what you're doing. It's a peptide. I thought that was a GLB1 or something like that. That's a peptide. Yeah, you're on peptides now, dude. You said BLT, what's you saying? A BLT number three, right?

Oh, my God. That's what they get you. Hold the lettuce and tomato. There's another British thing that's been in my head. Those bacon sandwiches I keep hearing people talk about. What is this? Straight bread and bacon. Oh?

Is that a British thing? Yeah, bacon sandwiches. I've been alone. in about six, seven times. I never seen a fucking baking sandwich. I never heard of this one. The wrong point of town. No, to answer your question about the

I was epic, I did go on it, but I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like eating the protein that you should. I wasn't working out. I wasn't walking. I was just letting that work. And it did, but I felt like shit the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And then we were going to Ireland to shoot some stuff for Patreon. You guys have a, your Patreon is

cooking. Yeah. We're up there, baby. How many, how many patrons do you guys? I want to ask about dollars. No, it's all public. It's $130,000. It's public. It's $130,000 a month. Wow. That's far.

That is awesome. Wait, what? I cut that, don't it, don't it. I mean, it's $14,000 a year. So what do you guys do on the Patreon that everybody else is missing? You're like, you're like the case study. We are. We know, you know, you were.

You were? We studied. We, you know, you guys had laid the format for us for, you know, to do it. And we kind of, you know, it's so. It was kind of just stupid because we're dirtbags at heart. So, like, it was, like, very value-based. Yeah. It was, like, just give everybody, make a $10 level and give them more shit on the $10 level.

So, like, 99% of the people are at the $10 level. Very smart. Because, like, they would join for the five and then be like, well, there's, you know, I get a whole other show. And you guys have really poured into the pot. Like, your tours are together. You are a product. That's, yes. The sum of the, we've learned independently, we are not as good as we are together.

The sum of the parts is better than the part. Yeah, but you guys still put out your own spot. specials in order just to say, like, you know, but it's on the same channel. Yeah, which is great. But it's also like, you know, there's a thing where like, you do this with like your friends when you're younger, you know, when you're like coming up. I remember you guys coming up right underneath, like, our class, I guess. Coming up from Philly together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think we took over the Village Lantern after you guys literally. Yeah, the same club Schultz and I came up at you guys. You guys were like, yeah, the generation ahead of us. Yeah, yeah. He would like tell us, like, Shultz and Akash did this. And we would like try, we tried to dress cool and shit. It was so we were trying to be. I remember I came, I had like a sweatshirt with like a leather patch on it.

And he's like, what the fuck is that? I almost had that on right now. I had that polo zip up. You're an idiot. Well, you look great now, dude. Pure sex. Yeah, we're married. Yeah?

Where'd you guys get married? Hawaii? So, listen, you guys keep saying you're garbage. But I don't know what's so garbage about getting married in Hawaii. You know, it's garbage? He blew all of his money on the wedding, and it was a day before Christmas and made everybody fly out and ruined Christmas for every guest. And I ran to this guy on the airplane. Oh, we were on the plane together.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys were in our... Oh, because you guys had a show out there. Yeah, we're in Hawaii the same weekend. Same weekend. Not because you were invited to the wedding. No. You guys...

There was a last minute invite thrown my way. I was like, yeah, come through or something. I did. I did throw it out to the boys. Yeah, yeah. A little star powered, are you know what I mean? I said, he kept down. He's like, are Shultzian the boys coming?

I'm like, dude, they're not coming here. There was a lot of chicks there. Yeah, yeah. Ration was off the charge. I'm going up to the girl. I was not that serious. I would have gone, honestly, but the wedding was the same night. The wedding was the same night as a show.

Yes, it was. Yeah, it was. But I got on the plane and we were talking. We were just, you know, chit-chatting. And then we got into first class and then Kipi left. And he was like, yeah, I'm right here. Which one are you in? I was like, oh, I'm a front of the plane kind of guy.

I'm like, I'm a little farther in the back. And then I got all the way to 34-C. You were flying first? Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I walked to 34C. And then he was like, yeah. I was in 1A, dog.

I was fucking locked up. And then the best part is that I got in the back of the plane and I was going to text. I'm like, yo, something and something, hit me with the details whenever we landed. I saw that he did a show that I'd do in East Village, and I never paid him. So from the back of the plane, it's right. He had a Venmo money. I was sitting there with a glass of champagne. It was actually an IPA, but I'm trying to be classy right.

It was about 9 a.m. I got a bell's too hard at me. He's fucking thrushed it. And he Venmo's me like $12.50. You just eaten cackling from up front? I'm so pissed. In the back of the plane, just like, God. Damn it.

You should have to buy yourself a snack box, I should have, dude. Hey, this is actually... Set them off a bento box. In honor of you guys asking, what's you, you're that you decide if a person is garbage or not or what they're doing is garbage or not,

regardless of wealth, regardless of anything. Is this garbage? I will always recline my seat on a plane and I'm 5'7. I'm 5'7, and I will always recline the seat on a plane. This is a big... All the way back, baby, boom.

Oh, as soon as we're on the air, if I can't. As soon as I remember. What about a long flight where they're doing dinner service? Yeah. Before doing or now

these days. They pull you up. Hey, sorry, you want to chill until these days it's to lay flat on the long flight. Oh, okay. So don't worry about it.

But if I'm a con, it don't matter. I've flown economy. I'm laying that bitch back. Doesn't that? Do you guys? Reclined people? I don't even get up.

I don't even get what the controversy is. I wait until they do that last check that you have your seatbelt on and then I'm back before we even take off. Same. This guy's a jean. This guy's a gene. Once they do the last check, they never get out.

This guy, this guy will go fully, he'll have the lay flat seat. And as soon as they do the last check, he's laying down. Plains taking off, he's laying flat. Yeah, that's the back of the school bus shit right there. That spitball's going around everybody. That's not a racial comment. That's why I said school bus. City bus would have been.

They popped into my head. Back in the school bus is you're going to the school. No segregation there. to me I'm like if the plane says you can go back then you can go back that is the thing

I think it's like when and how to do it it's like if you know if the person in front of you and this is just the way I operate I get it the way I operate

if the person in front of me doesn't do it I don't do it if they do it I might even just fucking bite the bite the bullet and not go back

that's the worst wow you're sitting there I'm a good person but why if United Airlines says you're able to go back why do you not go back

if the person behind me's back I'm going back but like I don't know Why? Why does it matter what they do? I don't know. You're in their space. Your head's there. Yeah. That's on United Airlines. Listen, I want to be the change in the world.

You know what I mean that I want. So I'm like, I'm not going to be. What are you talking about? I'm a Delta man. Who the fuck flies you guys? I'm going out of North like a jerk. I'm going to United. I missed a wedding.

Yeah. I canceled my flights. Yeah, I canceled my flights. Now, the wedding was in Seattle. I really didn't want to go because it was so far. So that kind of worked out. But it's awesome. Cancel the flight. You know what I mean?

That person's watching now feeling like shit. I love him. It was a six-hour flight. And they lost my luggage. I was fucked. Did you hear your luggage back? I got a bag. Yeah, I got it to the house.

Yeah, that's kind of nice. That's kind of nice, man. Yeah. I don't mind that. Why don't I got to lug that shit out of the airport? Oh, wait a week. You forget it. You forget it all purpose.

You leave it in the ban through? That's not bad. Hey, check stall three. I think my luggage. They usually get it there the same day, don't think? I do not get it the same day, but yeah. But that's because they probably couldn't find it. Yeah.

But they just go to the camera. The flag got canceled on the way. So they lost my bag in the same airport that I dropped it off. Yeah, you never made it out of newer. That was crazy. I don't lose it. What fuck is here? No, I've had that when they cancel it.

They just dump everything like by the street. It's crazy. It's like Juarez. It's fucking nuts. It's like a mass pile of shit. You're like, a luggage in Juarez. But it's, it's lawless is what I meant. But it's very, I couldn't find mine. Worrying about being racist there?

That's something we're not worried about. That's not racial. It's not racial. It's not racial that it's lawless. Not that there's not in racial stereotypes. There's a lot of luggage and I don't want Samsonight to come after me. Okay.

I got to me on the phone. Okay, so you guys are saying that's, I can, but it's not. It's fine. I mean, yeah, it's not, you know. Have you changed your mind on taking food home from a restaurant? You say that's garbage. I remember from the first episode. And it hurt me because every Indian will always take the food home.

It's not, we're not, this is non-negotiable. Yeah. I haven't changed my stance on that. He says garbage to take food back with you after you eat at a restaurant. I don't take it. have you guys implemented like like jean

also before I ask this I do want to just acknowledge I am where I want to dress fancy for you guys and we've never acknowledged it so now I just look like a lesbian well this is how cool you guys are I just thought that was in style I don't know jean shorts and a blazer

and we were going to go get jean shorts and blaze we were supposed to do tuxed shirts but we couldn't find him we have other we have other garbage out I'm the only dish shit that dressed up I see to get in front of that when I went to the studio and saw the office and stuff with them. I saw you in that place. I was like, man, these guys are really doing. I was like, all right,

fuck. You want to toss me or cheese, be like, hey, leave it running. I know. I have, I have that vibe? But I wanted to ask, have you guys implemented, like, like, I don't know, an immigrant clause to the garbage matrix, because there's so much, like, white garbageness. Yeah, you got to be a great Octahus. Do we let them in the studio? What do you mean?

All forms are welcome. Like, Octosh's family is Indians, so, like, their standard of what they do in this country might be different than white garbage. Yeah, it was never a question of taking food home. It was just like what you did. But that's an immigrant thing. Yeah. So you grade on a curve.

You're like, all right, well, that was in, you know, same with the South. You can't grade someone from Chicago the same as fucking Florida. Exactly. No, I see what you're saying. But those, I mean, that's everybody. That's still in, you know, Irish people. But, you know, it fades a little bit as a generations go on. But that's, that would be the leftover thing.

That's like inherently in, you know, people that struggle to take the food home. You know what I mean? And that takes generations to get out. Yeah, of course. So we do get to that point. But when you have somebody comes in and they say, oh, my mom and aunt like to go to a all-you-can-eat-lopster place and they line their purse with a plastic bag and put lobsters in there to take home. Miss Kim, Tom, where you were born, that is going. That's Florida.

That's got nothing to do with that. That's so funny. Nature or nurture is. Yeah. Shout to Kim. Yeah, shouts. Yeah. Tour dates.

Your boy is going to be in Dania Beach for Lauderdale this weekend, September 11th through the 13th. I don't know why they gave me that date, but they did. September 25th through 27th, I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio. Dubai, October 5th. I'm pretty sure tickets are sold out, but they might have released some more. So go there, October 16th through 18th, Rhode Island. Also, there's more dates on the website, but one I will shout out, October 23rd to 25th. We've already sold out one show, so y'all should buy your fucking tickets to that because they will sell out.

But those dates and more at Akash Singh.com. We've got some big announcements coming in a couple weeks. Can't say what they are, but I'm very excited. We'll get back to y'all soon. God bless. There's a lot of cities we can suck Mark Gagnon's dick coming up. I hope you're ready. October 23rd, Nashville, Tennessee, October 24th, Mobile, Alabama.

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Anybody else have any garbage grievances for me? Oh. Hmm. And if we don't have any, because I'm so awesome, we can worry about that later, but... I couldn't see that. And listen, the seatback thing, a little rude. all right and I'm a big dinner service guy on the plane or food service he can't do that the tray and I'm watching catching the can like right there I might account for a dinner service

yeah and I think they would push you up if that happen I probably I don't give us shit other than that you that's right he almost had got like a proper fist fight with an old man one who you did we were flying out to the west coast and this guy got in and went back and he just

was like nope we were kind of drunk or whatever you know he had a couple pops and up you fucked up old man I mean, because when they go back on him, it's like... Yeah, that's the thing. They might as well we sit on his lap, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's all fatty.

Yeah. How's that done now, so? We can move. We fly well together. It's typically like we sit next to each other. No, we don't. What do you mean? We fly well together.

He ignores the shit out of me. Doesn't like, dude, first of all, we trapped. It's like, he wants to, like, sit there and talk like we just met on the plane. Coming back from, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's gone. Coming back from the road. Like, we're flying in a wardy, like a Sunday or whatever.

I've been on the road for, you know, a couple days together, annoying the shit out of him. The headphones are on. He wants nothing to do it. I don't even want to sit together. Really? I don't. We've had enough.

It is a good shutdown time. I need some of me time. It'd be one thing if you're like, plug in juicy. Give me something I can sink my teeth into. He'll be like, I'm like, show me a meme or something. I'm like, God. You would do this with your girl? You guys have separate seats?

Yeah. She's like, so you're going to go talk to them? And I go, for what? We've stopped trying to switch. Now we're like, 95% of the time, we're like, nah. Wait, what do you mean? You guys will fly with your ladies separately? Well, this is the thing.

Sometimes they'll split our reservation or like, for whatever reason, we're in different seats. Yeah. Or like, I'll have a window. She'll have an aisle. And then she goes, well, are you going to sit in the middle or am I going to sit the middle? Wait, hold on. Okay. Wait, hold on.

Oh, no. I'm not going to be together? I leave my wife and fucking DSA pre-check. Fuck you. Get out of here. Exactly. No, no, no, no. No, no.

No, wasn't there a time you got upgraded and your wife didn't, and you didn't give it to it? Yeah, we switched. We flip-flops. Oh, you did? Really? You gave it to her? We did half and half. I can't do that?

I took an upgrade. Listen, if I was sitting next year, I would not let that fight. What the fuck? Share in a first class scene. Yeah, what are you? That's crazy, dude. I'll wrap this up. You just got one slipper on?

That's crazy. We were flying back from Greece. I got upgraded. She didn't. And so I was like, hey, you take it. Sleep as long as you want. Then whenever you're done. me up and then we'll do a little flip-flop.

That's not bad. She came back and I was chit-chat with some lady and we ended up talking the whole flight and I was like, yeah, it's fine, you step up there. Whoa, really? And that was a real mind fuck because she came back. She was like, what were you guys talking about? Was she attractive? The lady you were talking to? She was like 50. So yes.

Okay, yeah, there we go. Yeah, my type. Wow, that's dangerous. Like, no, you can, I'd rather talk to this woman. Which I didn't even really clock in my mind. I was like, no, she's telling me a crazy story, which was the most insane story. She sucks so much dick.

Hey, you go up there. I'll be back here. She was pumping a lot. I was over served. I just was like, you know what? I'm going to stay right here. And it was great. Wait, is that really?

She was getting you drinks? Yeah, it was on a great time. Wait, hold on. Is a 50-year-old kind of your type? I mean... She's going to say, kids got a little freaking in. I mean, she wasn't terrible. She wasn't terrible.

For 50, she was a solid 50. All right. I'm with you. How do you guys get away? I can't... Me and my lady, if we fly to her vacation or, you know, go home or to, of your family or something like that.

They guys aren't closing business deals or anything. What else would you be flying for? We only fly for vacation. I don't know. We're not into mergers and acquisitions. Business is a little slow right now. How damn terrorists are killing us.

Thought there'd be more traffic. Anyway, I can't get away with that would never be allowed. Sitting separately? No, we sit together. That's a whole snack. We live together. Who sits in the middle, though?

How long y'all been together? Ten years. My wife and I had ten years, too. But still, we're like, eh. The middle, if we're in a, we'll usually take the two on the left. Like the little two bangers. Okay, but if you're three and three,

someone's got us in the middle, and then now you can convince your girl. We have. We rolled that dice. I get the aisle or the window. No, there's no three on that side, right? It's a me in the middle? No, you can do three and three.

Okay. Is there someone before? What the fuck? I know what I'm talking about. If it's just us two in the row, my wife will give me the window, but then she might, like, lie on me as I'm sleeping or whatever. Because she's five, two or whatever. She could lie across the three. She's fine. We'll roll the dice on the three and take the two ends. She started taking the window, and I'm a little bit like, you don't make enough. Here, that is a dirt day. You don't make enough. Wait, go to the middle. You'll throw it on my shoulder. I'm here. Dude, I have such a hard time sleeping, and I'm like a very, I move around a lot. I hate planes. I'm very, like, restless. So, and plane is the most miserable thing for me. That's why I'll put my seat back. just praying I can sleep for like a half hour. They really screw you in that window seat with your

leanage towards the window. Get rid of that goddamn bar. There's a fucking bar. Yeah, put something there, some padding, some wrestling matters. I try to put the pillow there, and then that thing is digging. Yeah, yeah, wrestling matches down and you've got to go back and get it. Oh, buddy, it's a nightmare. How are you getting it? He doesn't.

Sometimes he's dropped his phone before takeoff and just goes, fuck. That thing's going to be there until we get to Des Moines. For sure. I'll maybe give it, like, five minutes and don't look at me to be like start i'm sorry i kicked the waters i'll start doing that thing and yeah i'll just give me come on the worst is when one ipod falls that thing goes everywhere you've no idea where it is that sucks oh one airpod

oh one air pod is the fucking nightmare i'm sitting there listening music with one in like a dickhead fuck that i can't get that and get it i do that in ubers i got to open the door trying to open the door on the get on the shoulder my phone this song's stereo I need this yeah are you still living in New York

yeah well part where the hell do you think I am well he's in P.A. Well sure it's a summer house it's my summer home yeah I'm locked in baby Queens represent something yeah oh dude even with all the money you haven't come

to Manhattan what's wrong with Queens Queens is a shit it's nice it's nice place it's just out there right look at me I told you to move years ago because I'm bad with money that's why horrible It's jammed up. He's so jammed up.

Are you jammed up with money? What is this an intervention? What's going on? I did come here for a small bridge loan. That's all right. You guys got it? What's my appearance, me? I'm going to need some of this black rifle money I see floating around here.

And whatever the mid rolls are this week, I want to wet my beat. You got two badges in the cooler. I know how the industry works. Yeah. Pay to play, baby. You got mid-roll? Is this monetized? on YouTube. Big man

wants his cut. Are those your real teeth? Yeah. He's noticed him. See, they got cash over here. That is one thing. Shokes said he would buy him teeth. I'm still waiting on that.

Which he still brings up every couple of weeks. I'm doing serious acting work now, so you look cool. You with veneers would be fucking awesome. Bad, like Bucys. Oh, yeah. Big and white. Look like a horse, dude. I honestly don't know.

The thing is, the place that we got now, it still is a little undervalue that's down on Vernon Boulevard, so it looks over the river towards Manhattan. The building's great. We have this sick upstairs area that there's no way anywhere else we're going to find. How can you go up those stairs?

All the time. Really? I love it up there. It's not like, it's about jumping every day. Sometimes I do. Just that damn railings too high. You know what I mean?

I haven't come in and take it out. No, I'm up there all the time. It's actually my one little sanctuary. Everybody I know within the upstairs or like a patio. True. You know, you guys know rich people. We do have a grill that we bought. That's why it goes up there.

At the beginning of the... I got a guy up there. Dogs 24-7. We bought a grill in the beginning of the summer. Yeah, that'd be great. Because their family was coming and they wanted to cook out up there. Yeah, well, this and that. fucking haven't touched it once.

You never do. I wish you did. It's too cold to use it nine months out of the year. I got a good garbage thing about grills. Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?

In what capacity? Like if you're... That's some cuck-ass shit. Yeah, what do you mean? That's wild. You got to eat it. Which one of us do you think that is? Hold of saying, let's back this up.

Yeah, you think that. Is this a friend's party? Or is this the guy you hired to come and... No, no. This is not a cussious party. I don't know if you're picking up that. Okay. You want to, I'll keep touch your name.

Sorry. No, it's all good, dude. It's a touchy podcast. You were very touchy. Had a party. Yeah. Is it somebody you didn't know? Did you hire him?

You guys all assume this is me. It's actually not me. It's not him. There's a party and then you have a guy that you bought some steaks from and then over time. There's a guy you bought some steaks from? Yeah, over time. He's like a guy who works in the industry. And then at your own.

What the hell's going on? He's a beef guy. He's a beef guy. He's a steak guy. You guys got beef guys around here? Yeah. You got meat guy. I get that.

He has a buncher. Does he have a store? I don't even know what he does. Honestly, he just works in the meats. He comes over to the party, and I notice that the person grilling and doing all the work on the grill is not the person who's home it is or grill is. And it was not the guy who brought the meats. It was a third party guy. No, no, it was a guy who brought the meat.

He wasn't hired to. But he's the meat. He knows his way around meat more than anybody. How do you know he wasn't hired to cook for the party like a caterer? I know. Yeah, they're saying it's not. This is Mark Gagnon. Yeah, Mark Gagnon did this at his own house.

Look, you were awfully quiet. I just didn't want to lead the witness. I just was going to let all the chips fall. But you bought the meat from him. Yeah, exactly. And was he dropping it off? No, he's a homie in mind. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day.

And he was like, dude, yeah. He has all of his friends do shit for him and then doesn't really do much for them. But they all in like in love with him. He's the homie. And I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am. if you're going to come over anyway, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, I love grilling. This is my love language. The way I communicate my affection for people's when I could eat from.

Shut the fuck up. You can tell him to shut up, because that's what he said. I would never say that. So he says this. And then I was like, all right, great. I'll just host and get everyone drinks and make sure everyone's having the best time possible. Everyone's getting blow. And then you guys just cook meats. And that's what it was. Arbid or no. Did you throw them any money or anything at the end? No. I mean, I paid obviously for the meats. Oh, wow.

How was the threesome? Oh, dude, I wish. That's comfy. That is, yeah, I mean, like, I wouldn't allow that. Which, hey, I'm into it. I'm just saying. It's tough. Are you a griller?

You're a good griller? No. But, dude, you gotta go to, if it's your house, you got to go down with the ship. It's like, hey, everybody's getting food food food. But this fucking stud ain't coming in here and grilling my fucking, you know. What the fuck? It was great. He was growing.

I was upstairs with the baby. I was hanging out. I just need to get it. Yeah. I mean, the only reason I'd bend the knee is because he's, vaguely in the meat world. He's a distributor that supplies meats for all the premier restaurants in New York City.

Okay, but he's not like cutting the meat. He's just some business man. He's like a salesman. Yeah, but he knows... That's different then. I thought he was like... I came with these in the wrapped in like the brown paper and it's like...

And he knows his way around... You got some sales rep from... He brought an A5 from the Issycaya Prefect. Like, I'm not going to fuck that up by putting that on. What does that even mean? You guys wouldn't know. What does he know more about it than you? He's a goddamn sales rat.

You guys wouldn't understand. I'm telling you, it's nice steaks. I guess I wouldn't want to fuck that up. Exactly. These are $100,000 of steak, you know what I mean? I get them for $60. I'll get you a deal. That's not bad.

Now I'm listening. Exactly, right? That's what I'm saying. How are you going to fuck it up? You can fuck steak, though? That's true. I did put on a couple of fillets upstairs, and I, I touched them. They're still up there?

I'm going to go. I don't know, ma'am. That's, um, you have somebody come in and cater it? Don't you want to learn how to do the grill? Yeah, but, I mean, he taught me a little bit. And I kind of... Oh, he's teaching you?

That's worse. That's not. He's got his arms. You're staying there. He's got his arms behind you. Yeah, YouTube, dude. YouTube. I love to learn.

I've manned a grill in my life. Have you not? I've manned a grill. A little. Burgess you keep saying, you just keep on. It's really. I love to learn.

It's really. I love to learn. That's his love language. It's fucking my wife. It's crazy. That's his love language. Holy dude. You only flip once.

That's the thing. No. I don't know if that's true. I feel like more flips keeps it more moist. This is... No, you lose all the two. Burgers get flipped once. Imagine how to get together.

Same scenario, but this is in the kitchen and your wife's friend is cooking all the food in the kitchen. And your wife isn't doing anything. Wouldn't that be a little weird? Would you be attracted to that girl? Like, maybe I should fuck back on. No.

I got a picture over in my mind. This has never even happened, but I'm picture her. Right? That's why famous guys, when they fuck the nanny, it's like, what do you think was going to this hot nanny is raising my children giving them all this love and affection and she's hot I don't know fuck that

girl but in this case who's taking time you saw it was a 25 year old body yeah but it's both it wouldn't happen if she was Mrs. Dalfire but if she's attracted and I see her that it's like how does that attraction not happen? Yeah but in that case my wife is taking care of the kid we're upstairs with all the you know all of our

friends we're doing our doubles act you know you're okay with so you're okay you think your wife is okay with this hold on this wasn't even an outside party where like everybody was making everybody was hanging out and the guy was growing like in the party yeah it was two there's two levels but it's an outside thing so he was on one side we're on the other side

was he down there by himself yeah his friend oh wow that makes it even worse what so he's not even like talking with everybody he's isolated he's working out yeah yeah you've made him an employee and you did this is how this is how he expresses love he likes to make food for people

you can take it up with that phrase You can take it up with him Creeping me out Every time I put his meat in my mouth I'm just like wow He loves me That's all I'm thinking It's how much he loves me

Say five, eight five and a half Yeah exactly That's great I mean how about this Tell me if this is trash Someone that listens to the show Sends one of us A thousand Hawaiian t-shirts

A thousand? Roughly a thousand Okay And then instead of buying shirts For an entire year You only wear the Hawaiian t-shirts That are free And you wear them

Every single week And you just look like a dental hygienist on every pocket. Is there something on them? Oh, yeah. They're like floral pattern or something? Floral patterns. Some of them have hot dogs on them. There's like fish and birds.

They're all T-shirts. There's a Christmas one or the candy cane. They're all different. And they're all different. Are they new T-July one? There's a Bob Ross one. No, they're brand new. Oh, fuck it.

Yeah, what are that? That's not classy. The Kennedys aren't doing that, I don't think. There's nothing right with that, though. There's nothing right with it. A free Hawaiian shirt, and that's all you wear for a year. Yeah, it's weird. I wouldn't do it.

It's strange. Yeah, it's very true. Who's this? I feel like this is like this weird. Who's this? It's like a whack-a-mole. You do that? And now I can picture them.

Yeah, I want a couple of your podcast. Yeah, I know now I know them. You know, he didn't buy those. They were given to him. Yeah. Why would I not wear them? Because they're only Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, but we're in Miami for three months.

But then we moved back to New York and you look like Jimmy Buffet. I still wore him in the summer. Bringing the style back. Summer, man. Look at that. That's not a t-shirt. That's an AI. That's also not a...

That's what I'm saying, you gotta get your thyroid checkers. Your eyes are fucked up there. Oh, bring that back on. Somebody who's got bad eyes. That's wild. Someone is selling tickets on your behalf using AI. You know, that's crazy.

I mean, what the hell? That looks like evil Ocock, dude. I mean, honestly, if you buy these tickets, you deserve to have your money stolen. If you think that's me, you're not a fan. That's not that far off of you. Yeah, that's not. I mean, he's got the shirt right, at least.

It's kind of fire, though, that I didn't know I was at that point where they were making fake fake views. That's career progress. Those tickets all fake. Are you not there? I'm there. But it's a second, it's like a third party site. Nice.

Don't buy it from third party sites. Yeah, never buy it from third party sites. Go to my website. Well, that's cool. That's a nice little thing. Yeah. It's not you doing it. Yeah.

It's funny that AI, you type in Akash saying on stage and they're like Hawaiian. Yeah. Damn, AI is good. Can I see one of them, though? Is it an actual t-shirt? That was an actual shirt. The shirt was right. It was Bob Ross painting on one of his things.

That's not a shirt. There's a collar on it. No, Hawaiian shirt. Hawaiian shirt. I thought you said Hawaiian T-shirt. That's a fair delineation. It was a Hawaiian shirt, buttoned down, collar. I mean, I'm a Hawaiian guy.

He's a big Hawaiian guy. Rocket, baby. I can do it. We can do it. Five guys, dude. Yeah, what are we doing? A couple fat ladies hanging out together. Hawaiian shirts.

Letting them breathe. Oh, you know, you guys are Philly people, right? Can we ask you about, did you guys see? What happened at this Phillies game? Do you all know? I don't know. And it's a massive story. The ball.

Yeah. I have, I'm torn on all sides of this. No one really looks good. I haven't seen this, but everybody is the talk of Twitter. Let's see. All right. Let's watch this clip. First off, Dinger.

It's a big blast by the Phil's though. Goos Yard. How you doing? All right. A little dinger. Bad gets it. Nice. Gives it to the sun.

Gives it right to his kid. Congrats. Right. It's his birthday, I believe, or around his birthday. Oh. That hand motion is... He's from Jersey. He ain't from Philly. No dude from the Northeast gets touched upon and does this.

Why, I ought to. Yeah, he gives it back to her. What's the gentleman thing to do? I don't know, man. Fuck this lady. He's already proven. Hold on. Who's she giving the ball to?

She keeps it. For herself? Yeah. What a bitch, dude. Sure. Yeah, no, that's crazy. That sucks. Because I think it hit her hand on the fly

And then you can't catch bitch If it's off the ground It's off the ground Especially if it goes to a kid It's gotta end with a kid Yeah And it doesn't matter who then gets it If as long as a kid gets it

You can't catch Yeah That's what you bring the fucking She doesn't have it at all Yeah It's all it's in the row in front of her Yeah it hits the seat I don't even know she gets a hand on it

Oh man that look That looks like every one of my aunts That is a tough I still wait Every time they're like Philly Karen goes nuts I'm like motherfucker And I see the haircut I'm like, let me get eyes on the face

That is the I want to talk to a manager Fucking haircut That's crazy She's at the macaroni grill screaming Oh god Buddy that's crazy That was oars Who the fuck would act like this in front of a child

What a fucking bitch? then she so there's another angle I was studying this like the fucking Kennedy asses of her films yeah there's another angle where she's then

another guy is like really like after she gets the ball she goes back to where she was sitting yeah she gets into it again with another person over this one guy's like are you fucking seriously

and then she starts screaming at a guy like a few rows over who was like wasn't part of it have people always been like this or has it gotten worse no it has gotten worse

and this is just sure you how worse we're getting that this is not holy fuck I don't know that's really that's really that's so funny

oh shit I'm really that's great oh man these kids with a jet TPD they're all right that's all right right there

I can't do that it's telling no it's to see if it was me had to be a lot fed no listen it's getting worse That's where we're at now where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a fucking baseball.

There's men and women taking baseballs away from little kids. That's who's it for, you fucking losers. You don't need a fucking baseball, all right, from home run, whatever. Knock it the fuck off. That's for kids. Every one of those baseball should be handed to a child if you catch it. You don't fucking keep it. Look at her, though.

She is Philly trash. Like that Polish got it, you had it of the fucking, the kid's hand. That was crazy. I got to go back on that. I kind of, did you see his apology? You like the explanation. He doubles down. He's a cut-throat businessman.

No, he doubles down as like, fucking it's a doggy, dog world out there. He should have a better hand. That's a real Eastern European shit. Like, you think this is going to bother me? And the second, that's a fucking loser move, man. I'm not, no, I'm listening. There's a loser move, but it's also a good life lesson.

Yeah, double done. It's a buddy. Life ain't fair. You know what? This kind of flip me. That is a good life lesson. That's crazy. It's crazy.

The double down is. I feel like in 30 years that kid's holding a sword to that guy's throat, taking the hat out. of his hand. Hey. You should have killed me when you had the chance. That means he learned the lesson.

I agree. He got it. Hey, hey, if you grow up and kill that guy, this is his life. That's the world. Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones' last crusade.

That's how it started. He's a Ariya. You lost today, kid, but you don't have to like it. How do we feel about the doxing, though? Like when somebody does. But hold on. The recent incident at the tennis match

has caused a disproportionate online uproar. I did it quickly because I've always said it. Again, that's whack, too. Life is first cup person. But you weren't first to get there. You were not, you just stole it. Yeah, you just stole it. In the end, chin up, hats off, less venom, more sportsmanship.

It's supposed to me. This is a fucking guy who just stole something from a child. He's like, hey, you know, both teams tried very hard. Yeah, love it the game. That's great. I'm back hating him. I'm back hating him. I thought it was, hey, that's a life lesson.

This guy's just so beating himself. What the fuck? That's awesome. Stop being a little bitch. Get back out there. hit the player, hit the game. Talk to you later. Bye.

As a general rule, you shouldn't docks anybody, but I'm not mad at it. Just ignoring the shit. It's funny. Nobody, like, my wife would be elbowing me in the head, like, get that back to the kid. Everyone's just in this fucking dream state. There is something that's like, right? That's like

a grown man, right? Yeah. Looks pretty tough, dude. And like, he's like... Polish guy. He goes back to being a child of wanting a hat, like, that insane. I love the Eagles. I love, but like... I don't know who to fuck that.

That would never be fighting for, like, a fucking wristband from somebody. Like, that I could never put myself back. Agassie, Sampras, the Joker. Give me somebody. Who to fuck that guy? That's true. Who is that guy? I'm sure he's famous.

I don't know tennis. I don't even know. Do you know who the player was? No, I don't know. Al was at the U.S. Open quite a few times. Yeah, I saw that. You really, fucking, you really lived the life out there, Al. I like tennis.

He's really leaned into tennis. You know? I don't know when it happened. I tried to get him in three. Tennis is cooled. I tried to get him in three years ago, and he literally laughing at me. He laughed in my face. And I was like, it's the best time to watch any sport this tennis moment right now.

And he laughed at me. It's a real pussy sport until he started playing. And then it's the best sport of the world. Yeah, no, it does this change anything at all? It's a Polish tennis player. Yeah, so they're both Polish. Who cares? Yeah.

Is the guy actually seven years old? That's all to matter. And you're the CEO. Buy a fucking hat. Why don't you hire that guy to come and fucking cook your steaks at your fucking next part? That's what you should do. That guy don't need to own cooking his steaks, dude. That guy's out there living life.

He got a young boy. The young boy with the baseball, the team gave him a bag. They always do. Whenever these moments are captured, it's kind of best case scenario for the kids. Which is why I don't think the dad's in the wrong. That's also the other stadium did it, which is a pro move.

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eye care professional for SLR Stellis Lenses Lenses at your child's next visit. They do a press conference like when they get home. It looks real fucking like Al-Qaeda beheading video. It's like really bad. The family, the dad, the mom or the, you know, and the son. And I think he says like I didn't, I'm upset that my dad gave that back. It's like you look like the biggest pussy. I get that it's like a life lesson of like, hey. Take the

high road. Yeah, take the high road. Like, you know, that person. and clearly fucking mentally unstable. And he's, I, the clip I saw, yeah, this, which is like, buddy, get one of the Flagrin producers. Bring this thing up. You guys got enough fucking people working here. Someone go help the kid out.

And apparently his statement was like, I wish my dad kept it. That kid is Philly through and through. That kid is Philly. Yeah. The dad is not. There it is. What would it take for your family

to get on the fucking news like that? We, dude. You would have to be missing for weeks. I remember the one time my uncle pulled out a video camera at a family party. in like the early 90s dude. My family turned into the Columbus. Everybody's like, get the

fucking fucking taping us? What's the fuck? Yeah, no, we're not on camera of people. They all think I'm gay because I podcast. Because I podcast and drink Starbucks. Like, you know where he gets his coffee? We're a dunk in her Wawa family. This is just another symptom of why

adults are stealing baseballs and hats from each other. It just keeps going. You're on attention. Yeah. What the fuck, man? Stop. We can't win. fully this guy's class through and through to be honest with you and every one of these he's he's like indignant about the lack of morality i do when it comes to that's with you know sports little kids what the fun you're taking a fucking baseball from a show you know you're fine guy you guys are the worst human beings in the world that's insane that's come on i that's all bad i do it

i just kind of agree with it but it's sports fans we were raised in it so i'm like ah it's it is what it is you're great people and when it's not come to sport when it comes to when it comes when it comes to sports you're the biggest bags of shit ever and i hate that you have passionate about katini you have maybe the best or organization in football right now really bothers me because you don't deserve it. You don't deserve good about. You don't deserve good things. I don't know enough about sports. Why do people hate Philly fans?

Philadelphia? There's a couple one quick thing because they're all all pussies. They're all like the cowboys and shit like that. Now all are the cowboys but this is the only stadium that has a jail. That was old. That was back in the day. They don't have that anymore. They don't think the way. That was like 40 years ago.

They put batteries the batteries inside of snowballs and then throw them at players that was the 70 yeah that was so long fuck the fuck that was the worst thing happened in the 70s

he spit first man he spit first he spit on the ground and I don't even like the cowboys he spit on the ground then the guy spits on his face and you know he stepped up and spit made eye contact with him spit

and then laughed out spit on the ground don't even try this didn't you why you guys but this is listen I don't agree with it but this is very that is a very it's like if you if you cross the line you will get god he crossed the line and then

he got spit on i'm not saying it's right but that is that is an eye for that is eye for hold on he wasn't he looking at him like yeah what's that pussy was you just saying hey no he laughed are you kidding me then fight him don't spit on him well that that he spit on the ground that leads to a fight still not no he spit on the ground dude he didn't spit at him at him at him that's that's all that's all that's all that happened right at him and then looks at him He's a racially motivated I'm taking... I'm saying go birds on this one.

Game baird. Yeah, no. The fans are... Obviously, they are rough. It's gotten way better. Like, if you're... Why are you guys eating horse shit when you, after you won...

It was a celebration. What's the fucking... What's the... Tennis match you get to? That's fucking guy you're going on my time. Oh, sorry, we can't all be a Wimbledon. Come on this has to eat horse shit on Broad Street. And what's his...

We think everybody's seen it down and eating it together. It was one guy. Bob mentality and fully apologizes. It's good protein. He missed his Zendbaum. I had a bacon sandwich where I lost it. There is, listen, I've been to many a celebration. So like, you know, I try to watch any championship game, try to go back to Philly to watch it.

I'm getting, I'm older now, but they don't do it. But like, if you win, there is this like dirtbag home. mean device in you that just dragged you out of whatever neighborhood you're in, down to City Hall. And that's where it all is. I've never done this. From the suburbs. The walk is too far?

You're going to nine blocks? You know, it's funny. Is there going to be horseshit there? You know what it is? Because we were into the NFC championship game last year and then when we got out of there, it was a manhouse. We couldn't get an Uber out of there to get back to our hotel in Center City. We had to walk out. We had to walk down into the subway.

take the subway. This is the story. He's going to make it sound like 50 hours long. This subway was like 10 years away. It was brutal. Old subway, by the way. Upgrade that thing. I've ridden the subway. It's not that bad. Where? I spent a lot of time in Philly because my wife is from there. Okay. So I've ridden the subway. Okay. She went to, she lived in West Philly for a little bit.

Yeah? And then we wrote... I'll tell you what. Go try to do it now, fattie. All right. See how you fucking feel. You got to take up two seats out, guys. You'll be huffing and wheezing. It's going to cost you two swipes. But this, this is all good fun. man.

No, that's just in me. It's good fun. There's nothing wrong with this. You're just, there is. What are you talking about? There's a

no, the next one, you guys have, I didn't realize. And they didn't even make it to the championship. Yeah.

You guys also, there's only game three and went nuts. That's a championship for us. Yeah. I respect your right to do. But they haven't been

to the conference finals in 30 years or whatever. I respect it. And the Knicks are the only team here. We're not like a giant anybody's what they do. I all mean. Yeah,

enjoy yourself. No, no, no, I'm saying... Burn down the Siboros next to the fucking Madison's Word Order. I don't care. The thing with Philly people, I thought winning that first Super Bowl would, like, calm you down. It hasn't. You're somehow worse. Now we're activated.

They're not worse. Yeah. No, listen, this is going to happen. Someone died last year. All right. People die every fucking day. What are you going to do? We're celebrating.

They jumped off of a pole. That's a sin. He was trying to be... You know what I do, respect? There's a video of a burning building. This is the year after they won the Super Bowl. A burning building. Hold on.

No, no. No, no. No, this is actually, I compliment this. It was a year or two after the Eagles won the Super Bowl, and they were not playing well. And this wide receiver had kept dropping past his name was Nelson Aguilar. And then the building's on fire, and they're throwing babies out of the building and a guy's catching them to save the baby's lives.

In the news interview, he goes, yeah, I caught the babies. I'm not like Aguilar or whatever. In the fucking, I just saved six babies interview. Unlike Aguilar, yeah. Unlike Aguilar, I caught it. He still found a way to make it about the Eagles. It's unbelievable how much they were. revolve around sports it's crazy that's all they

had this guy yeah that guy's awesome yeah this is a fucking local hero he's no this was I was like this is actually cool that in this moment you still care enough about sports this shit on the Eagles what does he say and he's assisting people down my man just started throwing babies out the window we was catching

unlike Aguilar that's a hating motherfucker out of nowhere too does he got a parlay did not come up he was very professional for sure also I think he said Chuck and babies, which, like, you know what I mean? Like, oh, we were, you know, you got to drop him down. He's winging him, dude.

He's buff-balled him. The video's fucking crazy. They're legit throwing babies, he's catching him. Buildings on fire. There's like, what else can you do? It's like an incredible thing this guy does, and he still is like, unlike Aguilar, dude. They can not be from Philly, these people. Yeah, no, it's fair.

Yeah, the Philly guys were always going to be from Philly. There's no identity that's as unshakable. Those, I've been to most of those, all but the last one, those celebrations from when the Phillies won back in, what was that, 08 or 09 or whatever that was, I've always ran down and, like, been one of those guys. And the cops are that, it is pretty, like, it's 95% chill. Yeah. After, like, an hour or two, it does get a little, like.

It should get something else in your lives. No. I've been to weddings. I swear to God, I've been to weddings. The Eagles fight songs at the wedding. Yeah, dude. I've been to weddings where the fun, they paid to have swoop come in, for 10 minutes the mascot

and everybody stands and takes pictures with them. Shout up to swoop. It's like a thousand bucks. They stand like I win the Super Bowl. What do you want me to tell you? No,

the Philly Fanatic married my cousins. Really? He said cousins were in fire. Look, I was in Dallas during the 90s. We were never this into, we were never, there's no fight song. I know because they're not, they were good.

Yeah, but like, Philly, you know, for the longest. time sports-wise, like, didn't have much to see, there, bride surprises, groom with Swoop at the Eagles mascot. We've looked into retin' them. We've, for stuff. The Rowdy, the Cowboys mascot, is widely

hated in Ellis. Yeah, because he stinks. Yeah, he's a dork. Yeah, he's a dork. But Swoop is not a great mascot. There's also, like, different levels of Swoop, I think, like, you can get, like, the official one. For, like, two grand, and then for, like, five honored, like, his lazy guzzled. People in Philadelphia are

are very, very passionate about their sports. teams, man. Yeah, I know. That's, it's too much. You guys act like it's a normal degree. That's what I'm saying. It's normal to us. This is, I realize in Dallas that it was a little different. You had that and maybe a life with nothing to lose goes a little further. Yeah. You know, I'm talking about throwing a perka doodle in there, you know, a couple vodka red bulls. I'm just saying. I mean, this is where, this is where the garbageness, I think, Philly is maybe the most, and I actually think it's a very underrated city. I do. I love it. I love it. But it is, there is a garbage DNA built into the DNA of Philadelphia.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a garbage element that they can. not shake. There's a, so there's a... You could save babies from a burning building and still be a little bit garbage while you do it. Sure. When they played, they were in the playoffs in what? I'm from the verbs though. I'm not there chilling. We're talking about. They were, I'm also from the burbs, but 2005, right?

I think they were in the, they, they play the Super Bowl was in 2005. They lost. And my cousin went down and... That's when things get ugly. They were interviewing them. He was in Tampa Bay. And I think that's where it was. They were interviewing him. And he's got a big fucking big black guy. nod on his eye and like channel six news is interviewing him and they're like oh what happened to you

you know he's tailgating a little too early so it was like three days before the fucking this is like Friday he got down he got to town got in some sort of clear fist fight yeah and uh he ends up on the news and they're like what you know and he's like they're like ah you know what happened to you he's like you should see her and i was like no no so then he shows up with And he's like, you guys see me on the day? It's like, making the rounds and stuff. It was like, yeah, that is like the most big response. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tasteless. It's all tasteless. You should see her and everyone. My old my answer, like, hey, my God, he's a mess. He's sober now. He's doing good. But then that's what makes you guys to do, are you garbage? Your Philadelphians through and through.

You know garbage. Sure. You grew up around it. It's, uh, yeah. But to go back to the sports, it wasn't in. Just trashy. I didn't realize it wasn't in Dallas. We went to a game, went to an Eagles game.

It was like a Monday night. It was a couple years ago. Yeah, I remember the stadium. I think the Cowboys actually won this game. They did because we, we... Oh, Dallas, that's right. It was after Austin, I think. You guys went up from Moontale, right from the Comedy Festival.

We drove up. And I think you had an E, you had, like, you had a Philly's hat on. That is, I was like, the most branded, like, Philadelphia stuff was like a Philly's hat. And, man, they were just, like, giving us just like, you know, you stink. And I'm like, oh, man, it was, like, so sweet. I'm like, this is what like this four-year-olds do do at a Philly game. They're like, boo, you stink.

And I was like, I was ready to fight my way out of here. But they were all just like, bro, do you see the guy that stands outside of arenas and fights people wearing the opposite team's gear? And see the guy, he's a young kid. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of those guys.

He just goes to like arenas, the stadiums out around the country wearing the opposing teams gear and just talk shit to people and tries to start fights. And it's unbelievably entertaining. I like that guy and I like that guy who fights his followers until he reaches a million or whatever. He just fights his followers. He's like, hey, what's up?

I remember I found the account when he had like 3,000 followers and then like he just, now he's like fighting influencers at this point. He goes around the world and just fight people. No way. His like, his fifth one, dude, he like, they full-blown fight.

And his fifth one, he's like, you know, what's up? I'm headed to fight my old boss, Randy. And just like, he's a British guy. You never seen this? He just fights. Dude, they just start wailing. on each other. He did one in front of like the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, now he goes

he did like, he did like the... Is he getting better at the pyramids? They just throw haymakers. Yeah. All right, I have to piss while we watch this. I'm sorry. I'm going to piss my pants. Oh, I mean, at all the time. He's got a chariot. Oh, that's got a lot. And apparently he's broke.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm going to Egypt to fight a guy for free. This doesn't feel like trust one kid energy. No. But he's just like, yeah, I don't have any money. He's trying to move. He was like, couldn't pay rent or something like that. He fucks this guy up.

Dude, imagine humping all the way out there, hot and shit, just get your ass kicked. Fuck that. That's pretty good. But yeah, they dab up every time. Yeah. It's all like chill. Famous landmarks around the world. Holy shit.

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mine. I don't know this person personally, but I'm like, I would like for them to come. Let's just build a little community of Brown Comics from here and India, like, whatever, little thing. Okay. Hard. I'm trying to get a reservation. You are going to Friday night to decide. So I'm like, how many people are there? So I tell my friend, I say, hey, ask that person if they want to come. And they say, maybe. So I'm like, okay. So I'm giving them a little time. I figure I'll check back in like an hour and a half. I ask my friend again, hey, is that person going to come to dinner or not? And they're like, maybe. So I'm texting the reservation. I'm like, I don't know how many people are coming.

my friend goes he wants you to text him personally so i say fine give me his number i text him i say yo what's up uh my brother this is akash and then he just goes i don't like that move but yeah i don't like the fact that you have to text this guy personally he just goes he just goes he just goes hey no and then i go i'll answer for him he's not coming to the dinner no fucking way fuck all you you hit someone with a hay you can suck all the fucking dick that is a Come the response and you know it. Thank you. Thank you. And I say, so I hate him. I'm like, hey, man, all I need is a yes or no.

I'm trying to make reservations on a Friday night in New York City to do a nice thing. All I need is a yes or no. You don't have to come. It's fine. Just give me an answer. Then no response. Wait, who is? You got beef with this guy? And I don't have beef for them, but that was just move. The answer is yes. The guy's doing phenomenally. I won't say what he's done because I will tell everybody who it is. But it's like, oh, you're a dickbag.

And I realized he wasn't cool to just like, like if, if you invited us, but you text at me and I went to Kevin Hayakot invited us to dinner. That's all it was. Yeah. He wanted a personal invite for you. And then you did a personal text. Then you did the personal text. No, no, no, no. I missed it.

I said all things. I didn't know. And then I did hit him personally. And I said, hey, fuck him. Yeah. That's what, what's that whole thing is. That would as well been dot, dot, dot, dot. Thank you.

No, no, thank you. No. It was. I'm trying to do a nice thing. Was that like some power move to like, you? I'm probably, I mean, the guy's more successful than me, so it's not even a question. Which, now, if he was asking me, I'd go, I respect the power move. Yeah.

That is in a true dirtbag form. Okay. I respect the power move. On his behalf. On my behalf. I don't wish failure upon him, but we're not cool. Fuck you a little bit. Sure.

I tried to patch it up, too. No response. Why would you patch it up? Well, I wanted that person to come on the pod. They were in New York, and I was like, you know what? They convinced me I was a dickhead. So I was like, hey, man, I'd love for you to come on the pod. this is me personally asking you

with a little crying emoji trying to make a laugh whatever. For some reason the first time you explained the story you shouted way more like a dick. No,

I don't like this. I don't like this. I know. I'm right. Always. I'm right. You didn't say he needed a personal response.

You didn't say that. He made some tweaks in the story to him. Miles was a couple flip-floppers we got over here. You know what? Because he was immediately

like, fuck that. Immediately that's why you were like, oh yeah. You were a dick last time. I don't know what. You're both fucking losers.

You're both fucking losers. We've infiltrated and flagrant and we're going to break it down from the inside. I don't like this at all. That's what I did to hide this. What's the real story here? I'll show you the text. I'll show you the text.

Yeah, that's fucked up. That's like, that's corn. I don't know. I don't know any of these. To me, that's a power move. And then not going to the dinner. Let's just not show the name. Of course.

Hey, Dick, Dick, Ed, you want to come to dinner? Seems a little bit forward, right? I think I'm 99% accurate on whatever I... That's wild. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. He just hit you with a hay two hours later.

Oh! Don't appreciate that. No. Ten minutes later, you closed the gather response gap. I like that. Yeah, yeah. And I hit him with the... Then I hit him with the...

Then he iced you three months... Nope. Yeah, fuck that guy. That guy's done. Wait, hold on. You got iced, and then you doubled down. to get him on the pod? Because they told me

I was being a dickhead. Who gives you shit about that? They gaslit me. Who cares? Man, to put you... He's a hater. Most of the time, most of the time, he's in the role.

I see this? The whole squad was bad. See this? This guy, I used to want dinner. You're going to have him on the pod? Fuck that guy. He didn't sit together on flights.

Something's missing. You might be something missing because y'all ain't shit and you told me how y'all like... And Miles is like, you should reach out. Did you guys tell him to invite the guy in the podcast

because of the dinner? thing? We had, this is years later. And I don't harbor, I don't harbor a grudge where it's like, fuck this guy. But, yeah, yeah, no, not back to back. Oh, I thought this was the same weekend or so. No, no, no, not back to back. But they also convinced me I was a dickbag.

So I was like, maybe. But I mean, right. I'd be having reasons and I'd be right. Yeah. That guy's, yeah, that sucks. I don't have smoke with him, but we're good. I wish I didn't. I think I remember.

Oh, this is the story I remember. This is a story I remember. This is a story I remember. This is adorable. He goes, this guy's coming to town. Was he speaking your love language, Mark? I don't know. I don't understand any of the languages

that people speak. He was like, he came into town, I reached out to him, I messaged him, he just texted me back, hey, and then he never got back to me, which is rude. You think that's the story I told? I thought, I didn't know if you needed a personal reach out. I didn't know if he needed a personal reach up.

Did you think he needed a personal reach out? I didn't know that idea. I don't remember the full story, but this story you sounded way, like, It's different. You weren't out of the beach. I showed you the text before. These are the texts.

No, I believe you. I believe it. But you're a dick, most of the time. I'm justified. Most of the time, you're in this. I'm just curious. I'm a principled person. Was it an Indian restaurant you guys were going to?

No. It was when they were going to get there. It wasn't about 905. It was an Italian joint before that. Talk about a lot of leftovers. No, it was Ruby Rosa. My favorite restaurant was. restaurant. You got to get me in there.

I got no pool. They got rid of my guy that I love Julio. I'll still try, but they got I don't know why. I see you there all the time. That's my favorite restaurant. It's so good. It's so good. Because it's not pretentious. It's not, I actually think Theresa might be my favorite right now, but Ruby Rosa is just a great fucking meal. There's no like

pretentiousness to it and it's just quality food. You guys have all been, right? I have a question. Is it garbage to go to a really nice restaurant and just get dessert? Do you make a reservation or do you like sit at the bar or something? Or do you go in and pop in and just grab a table? I went in and I was like, hey, do you guys have a table?

And they were like, yeah, come back in two hours. Went to a different restaurant, then didn't want to waste the reservation at the nicer spot and just did dessert. Who the fuck are you guys? Yeah, what's why? You guys are living such different lives. It's crazy. I would never do that. And I'd make more money than him and I wouldn't do this.

What time was it? I'm waiting for Terese. I'm waiting. Was that Teresa? You by yourself? No, no. I was with someone. But it's very funny.

He was on a date. This guy is pound plus it. Okay, okay. This guy. See, this changes it up. One day, you're allowed to do that. On a date. But did you, when you got there, did you say, hey, we wanted to keep the reservation,

we're just going to have a little dessert. I told the hostess at, and then the waiter, after finding out, comes and whispers in my ear and goes, tables got a 30-minute limit. I respect that. I don't know. Hey, get your fucking slice of terrorism. But I did feel like white trash. Wait, what time of the night was this?

Like, 8.30, 9 p. Oh, is that why you tell the story all the time? You can't do that? You feel guilty about it? How much did you tip? A lot, a lot. Yeah. And the thing is, nobody told that waiter to say that stuff.

And there is no 30-minute limit. No, owner of a restaurant is going to say, get that guy out of here. Yeah, you can make more money on the table. Yeah. Of course. No, he could, but owners and managers don't care about that shit. It's your dining experience. I respect it, though.

I respect him. I respect him to cover fucking rent. He's guys here trying to get some pussy. One table's not going to make that big difference. And I tell you what, if you have a great experience, you're going to come back and he's going to make more money. That's a dick and move on here's part. Especially if you're with a date. That's kind of cock-blocking.

He didn't whisper in my ear. He didn't say it aloud, which was nice. Still, that's okay. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. That's okay. He's saying that. Yeah.

Dude, it's like one of it's just, I don't, I mean, I don't even, first of all, this is hell stupid. I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about, but it sounds like it's tough reservation to get. Oh, guys, Teresey's fantastic. It's hard to get the reservation. We're a carobas kind of crew. I don't know if you've ever been to the bone fish grill.

Dude, I'm normally not into foodie type shit. This is as elevated as I can get in. it's fucking phenomenal. Just dessert. It's a little wild, but it's a nice touch on the date. Thank you so much. I've done that with my wife.

We'll go somewhere and then be like walking around. She's like, I don't want to go home. You know, we'll just, and then we've popped into like a place that has like a bar or like, you high top seating and we'll pop in

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This is decidedly garbage, but I want you to guess who it is. From the squad? Yeah. We all go to hotels, all of us. That's part of our job. Probably jerk off in the hotel. Sure. Not above it.

Nope. Where do you ejaculate? And one of us... One of us does it on the floor. That you, I, listen, as I've heard that a lot. What? Yeah. A lot of people do this?

Comics are fucking dirtbag. What? Fucking co. Listen, I'm not condoning it. I have to forget that it happens. I take one of the, like, a hand towel or something. Mm, that's a classroom. Warm it up.

So, we're in the microwave? I don't do it anymore, but it was something I used to back. Do you, like, put it out with your foot, like a cigarette? You give it like that old stuff in the carbon? Usually the side of the bed you don't get out of. So, further this away from all the other. Oh, why? What's the, is it like a...

Just tired, too lazy to get out of bed, yeah. Gotcha. So you'd be laying in bed and roll over? Roll over. Huh. You're rolling over mid-ejaculation? It's even weird. It's crazy, right?

Yeah. Just jerk off sideways. No, no, no, like a month. I'm back and then just bang. After you come? No, while he's coming. What?

Yeah. That's what's happening. That's weird. You feel it's coming. You know it's coming. You guys are all freaks. What do you lean over? Like that's just insane to me.

I don't want to do it on the bed. You do it's side saddle going like that. Laying my own coat. Some of us got to get a little on the bed. Yeah, right? I make sure. A little dribble. It's everything's hanging out.

Why don't you just do it on your own chest like me? I don't get it. Like, this is disgusting, right? Trying to lean over. I don't have a better option than that. I'm pretty gross when it comes of that. What do you do?

Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, let's get a dog. I'm not upset by the grossest factor of that. Anyway, it's just weird. Yes, I know that. I know it's weird. I don't do it anymore. It makes you want to throw up.

It's not that serious. I don't think you want to hear where I do it. You know those coffee filters? No, I just do it. And he puts his underwear back on a lot of times. That's way worse. I use the comforter.

Are you? No, don't lie to me. It's a hotel. They're coming back there. You use the comforter? Yeah. Yes. Oh, I'm in the clear now.

Anything you think like one of someone on your team does gross, me got you. But again, I said, not the grossest factor, just the weird factor of rolling over and, you know, it's like spitting a platoon. you know strange yeah dude hotels are grimy hotels are so gross

I need a quick comedy yeah I don't know I don't know another workaround think about every hotel I bet you've slept yeah you can't you just can't think about that stuff

I was in a hotel for a week oh god this summer they couldn't get the comfort unfolded they couldn't find a remote if you catch my address in a rough situation

I left this place like, man, they're going to walk in here and be like, fuck. These guys fucked up. But it wasn't. It was the way it went down. What do you mean the way it went down? It's like a mob hit.

Stop bringing up back to him. Look, things were left. I don't know. Listen, I'm chest and zip it. I got issues. Is that what you thought that you're walking into fresh sheets and towels? No.

It's all there. Fuckers and fucking math and shit like that. Everyone's getting fucked up, jerking off everywhere. And it's not your home, so you feel that's guilty. What's wrong with human beings, they're animals? We steal baseball from little kids. You judge the baseball ceiling guy. You're coming in fucking comforters.

And then children probably sleep in your cum. I don't say that. Ah, that changed me. He just fucking ruined it for me now. That's a fact. Children walk in your cum. You guys are damn your sex offenders. I mean, don't you're walking your...

Not that print it, that's the clip. And children sleep in your car. Wait a minute, that's not. Hold on a second. They bundle up, they get tucked in in your com. They wash the comforter, man. No, they don't. Dude, how many times you've been seeing the maid pushing a stack full of comforters?

So what you're telling me is the comfort that I get in the hotel room has not been washed? A lot of times, I don't know if you've noticed they gotten rid of the actual, like, old cool comfort of her. Sheets are clean. That's right. Yeah. What do you mean they've gotten rid of the? He's that, he's still, he's not coming in, he's not like, oh, this is a new school comforter.

They're covered in sheets. They're covered in like a duvet. It's more like more of a duvet. It's a duvet. Yeah. No, I understand it. Listen, I'm not condoning, man. I don't think, I'm just learned how to stay dirtbag. I don't think they watch the duvet every person. Well, that's on them. Well, that's on them. I got a thing. Do you tip, do you tip the chamber mate? And if so how much. I do. Thanks for switching gears with me. Yeah. Children are You get this kind of a Meta while ring

Should have them in a fucking Ditty part What the fuck You got to get her Hanging out With cool fucking hit guys Yeah, bro Talking about consenting adults

That all of a sudden You got fucking That cometer knew What she was getting into I had Comfitters over 18 I'll tell you that You know,

big kids sleep in hotels Stop with that I'm just saying I never thought about that Thank you Think about it All right Kids and 40 year old Indians

Sleep in these hotels But then you can't even have sex in a hotel bed, you know what I mean? Yeah, you have sex in a hotel bed. But don't come in the... But that's okay. Hold on. But don't pull out and then grab a comforter and then...

But now that's a double standard. I see his point, right? Yes. Now you have sex in that bed when a child's going to sleep in there? I come in my wife. Hey, good for you, dog. It's even a rooter. You can't, you can't pull it. All right, what were we talking about before?

Do you tip? Do you tip in the hotel? I do. How much? The chamber made. That's not the, that's not the proper. No. I've never heard. It's a little old school.

I'm an old school guy. I try to do at least 10 a day. 10 a day is good. What are you doing? I didn't do that before. I just learned that. You're coming on the floor and you ain't even a couple of people. That's crazy.

This guy tells me all the time I'm a bad person. He's going to be a monetary transaction. He's at least leaving a Finsky. It's because I never see the person so I didn't, never thought, to tip. Now I'm going to start doing it. I stick the dollar bill at Alice has come on the wall. plenty more rack came from call me

yeah I would just tip the guy that brings your bags up but I'd never You're hanging up You got you let them damn Your whole life I didn't realize that

Now I'm going to start I don't let people touch my bags Why? What? I mean the hotels we're staying at aren't offering fucking bellhop service Of course

But you go somewhere with your wife Nice place Yeah I guess maybe Yeah What was it gonna do? I mean look at me dude I need them Take the bags

Please, grab the bag. I love that. For God's sakes. I don't want to embarrass myself hugging this shit out of the stuff out of the trunk. Throwed on a car just magically appears up there. Oh, yeah. It's a nice.

I don't know. I throw five for that. What do you do for that? Five. No, I use 20. I've got 20 for that. 20 for that's a 20. My new thing is 20 for everything.

I got enough cash. I've been broke most, I've been broke most of my adult life. Yeah. And now I can finally tip well, I gave 20s. I gave 20 to co-check at a bungalow. actually a good Indian restaurant in New York, but I was like, as I was giving it, I was like, this seems like a lot, dude. This seems like a lot.

It was all I had. It was that or nothing. Oh, okay. So, but I was like, no, then you got to bite the bowl of that. And then I remember being like, should I do 20 for everything? And I was like, I can't. That's too much, 20 for everything. Because then you're harboring resentment. You know what I mean? You got a coffee and you're like. I feel good about it. Because I got, that, that, I've worked a lot of

jobs based on tips, fucking valet or whatever. And it's like, that that is such a moment of joy. in their head when they go back to the thing and be like, hey, that bald guy gave me 40 bucks or 20 bucks or whatever. How much you're supposed to tip the cleaning person? Well, we were talking to Tim doing about this

and Tim's like, I'll only give it to them. He's like, the people will steal it out of the room. Like other people, like, it might not be the main. People go up and check to make sure the rooms like clean, like other people in the staff might take the money. So he goes, I remember once I gave 20 to a cleaning lady in Arizona and she was so fucking, so happy

that I was like, You should just... But what if you don't see them? You could also... I still leave it. I put that in the... It's like, put the seat back. Hey, if somebody steals it, that's on them.

They're, you know, they're getting... Daily or just when you leave? Just when I leave. He does it daily. No, I don't do it. No, he doesn't want he leaves, but aggregates. But if I see them, I'll try to remember just, I'll give them money now. Oh, do you have people come in the room when you're in there to turn it over?

I don't allow that. Never. Never. Never. That's white people are not okay with the... They love to do not disturb and they just leave it. Oh, that goes right on the door. floor and then letting people just walk in there while you're still

who's going to clean it? He's a fucking monster. The money's going right to your head. I mean it. It's getting the worst person I know. Stop, that's that's that. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Yeah. It makes it less cozy. I like it being, you know, I like getting my... You like it feeling lived in. Yeah. This is a, this is a, I'm not saying no minority. But it's more of a white person thing. You like more lived in.

You like shoes broken in. We like new shoes. Hotel rooms that feel living. lived in. We like into a hotel and don't feel it's broken in. I was trying to think of a counterpoint from the shoes

broken in, but I'm like, damn, I do like a nice loosey shoes. Yeah, that's an interesting thing. Yeah. Yeah, I like having to fucking rip the sheet. Oh, that's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's how I know. That's why I was under the illusion. I was walking into a clean

place. Now I talk to you guys. I realize there's calm all over this place. No. But, before I'd be like oh this was somebody just clean this is so wonderful it is nice I will if they do if it happens I'm not like upset I'm like oh it isn't nice but like also our stays we're typically

we're doing like one night we're in and out we're moving and we're you know we're running and gun oh y'all got the tour bus situation how's that work not any we have it's very expensive and fun though it's fun yeah it's a good time you feel like a fucking yeah pushing the catch back you feel like a band that got back together for a reunion tour because we're like 40 and 50

you're all like sharing one more time brother one more time we're all like sharing You guys are awases, dude. Hell yeah. I'm hooked up an IV drip in the back. But it's a big time. That's one thing we do. I mean, you guys, you know, you guys travel as a crew.

You travel with your same fucking crew. It's like, to be able to do it with your boys is fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, that's the coolest part. You just, it's like an apartment. Yeah. The tour is the greatest thing. That seems awesome.

Oh, it's all. Did you guys have a bathroom pause in the tour boss? Yeah, no shit on the boss, obviously. I mean, that's like the driver. And, like, the driver was a pretty mean man, so nobody crossed him. And we made a pretty strong advisory announcement, like, listen, don't drink the water on the bus. And one of our DP uses to brush his teeth and then got dysentery. Wow.

Stuck in L.A. for like a leasingtery. And was holed up in a hotel in L.A. for about a week. What the hell? I wouldn't want to clean that room. That's more than a five. He's good now. He's good now, but yeah, it took him like two weeks to bounce back. That's crazy.

I wouldn't think it would be that big deal with here. That's an organ trussers. Yeah, I know. Brush your teeth. It's in there, what? Once it's crossed the law, no matter what it is. It makes it feel better because when I go to India,

I'll use bottle water to brush my teeth. That's what we were all doing and he got it over the last day. But every time I'm like, am I being a bitch with this? Like, it's just like brushing. You're not. Yeah. I wouldn't even shower. Yeah.

That's because I'm trying to fit it. I'll be in Seattle in Portland. I've been wanting to ask you this for months. Okay. I don't know if you're going to ask you're ready for some racist bullshit. Here we go. This is crazy because I don't know what it is. So that means it hasn't made it out of his head yet.

Typically, he bounces stuff off the team and we're like, yeah, it's insane. This hasn't been out in the world yet. It's months, not years, so I'm curious. Because years would be, why don't you shower? I thought about who can I ask and have a conversation about what is going on in this? All right, I will do my best. You guys are aware of the street vendor situation in India? Yeah.

Not great. There's one guy who sits with his legs crossed in a little thing. Watermelon? And cranks out soup. You guys have not seen this guy? I think he's kind of famous. He's cross-legged and he's cranking out something. There's a guy behind them handing him Papadons or something like that back there.

And the sanitary situation is pretty wild. Yeah. And I thought maybe he was like some kind of famous chef or something like that. If you knew who it was, he's asking you, do you want an Indian guy without good hygiene and crosses his name?

Are the bullet points he's cute? I think he's asking, I think he's asking what the fuck is that? Yes. Also, do you know him? Is that just normal people? That's my boy right there. Explain to me, what's going on here.

That's our Kass Singh. That's my AI image. You don't, you guys are not famous? No. There are a lot of people that show up at his, spot. Like, they're now crowds. Like, he's like a local, okay. But they're, they just, what the fuck is going on there, man?

They're just vibing like that? You're worried about me coming in the sheets? I don't eat that food. I'm just saying. Yeah, you're wasting. It could be nice chutting it. Now, would that make me sick, you think? Yes. What? I would put you in the hospital for two weeks. Indian Ozempic. You'd look amazing. Now, Indians are have, their stomachs are steel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Their stomachs are steel. They don't get sick when they, when they travel. It just doesn't happen. But the towel is kind of nice because he's covering his feet. It's actually more sanitary.

You see that? Sure. Shut that guy down. I'm being honest. I've seen much gross. Imagine you're trying to get a reservation at that place. There's a couple of fruit flies in the back. We might want to want to run.

This doesn't seem that bad. I would actually eat this. What are you? I've seen. This is not the least sanitary. I got to see that. I got to see the reverse angle this. What's going on?

How was this doing in Chipoli so far? Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, I can see it. I'm not gross out, but there's much more gross shit in. I don't. What do you think that was? We can't go to India and eat street food, and I know someone who would try to do it,

and she would get sick every time I went to the hospital ones. Just to, like, try to be like... Yeah, I'm doing it. We can't. We can't. Is there a concertive effort going on? Like, you know, tighten that up a little bit? It's one point four...

The best explanation I can give, India, when it got freedom and Britain had... I'm not trying to make them... They took everything, basically. When they got their independence, they had 400 million people. They got more than we have now. Okay.

Then it was 1.4. billion people, and there's one-third of the land. So there's no, like, you can't regulate. It's just a bunch of people trying to live. And there's no infrastructure built in where it's like, I don't know where the closest sink is to this guy. Where the closest plumbing is to this guy. Listen, I'm not making this political statement.

I'm just a couple of Lysol wipes. I don't think they got Lysol wipes accessible for this guy. That's funny. Man. That's the best, but I wouldn't, I won't fuck with this food. If there's one place I'll go to that serve street food, that is a restaurant. What are you doing with this? guy under the pit

so this one I probably wouldn't eat what are you talking about you're gonna blame Britain for that I never seen a British guy do that that's how he seasons it it's a little old spice that's crazy son he got one arm because the water got so many chemicals and he had to lose his arm what can we do

I gotta make it work somehow he got to make a living no that guy just shouldn't be a clock then what is the guy at the end but there's gotta be a job but he's better versed him then armpit fucking falam or whatever he's in business man Dame Bash to be proud of this guy

crossing door or something sure no I'll give you that that's nuts yeah that's nuts no I wouldn't eat there's an Indian restaurant across for me and they just stay with a sea

they stay with a sea and I'm just rocking it I don't care I meet my wife eat it weekly and they like no other place in New York well I walk in and take a sea

but the place is right cross for me. I'm in there and I'm just like it is what did they cook comes out shoeless and he squats down and just cranks heaters and then like walks right in and just get and I'm like I'm okay with it. It's good food. And I'm also not saying that's a lot of saying that's indicative of the

you know of the whole culinary institution and for sure. No it's not. That guy smashing fucking that's under food. Listen I'm in all the way. Anywhere in New York. He's had a back pedal and be like, I'm not I'm not back pulling at all.

I'm not saying that's like a nice Indian restaurant over here. Because the guy's in the back with his legs crossed. You can't. There's no regulation. There's no food inspector for this fucking guy. It's not authentic in America. Who buys that food? I'm saying a sea in New York would be more, it would be like more authentic. Yeah, exactly.

That would be an authentic Indian experience. And also, I'm an advocate because I'm going, it's got to be good, right? You know, and that's got to be as real as you can get in New York is a C. That's as closer to get to the one-arm man. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Can we share? name of the place? I mean, the sea is out there.

Like, there's nothing... No, don't say. What do you? I want to say it. What, the sea is on the window. Yeah, but they hide it. They rode chai next to it. Free after 2 p.m. Yeah, no, I don't want to air. I don't want to air them out. I'm trying to get y'all set up at bungalow. It's actually good. I finally found a good Indian restaurant in Manhattan. I don't know. I'm not

trying to disperse. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then, like, we can't... We're not good at that when people, like, try to do stuff for us, because then we're we're not good in nice places. together. Why? Who's didn't do? This is how stupid we are.

Went to like a real nice restaurant. We were in L.A. Because our producer, New Guy Luke, is like a rich kid and his girlfriend's a rich kid. So like she's from out there. So they lined us up with like restaurants.

And we went in. We were Frankie and Vinnie's or something like that. No, no. It was the other place. And behind us was Cindy Crawford. Oh. Oh, how's she looking? This is, I'm so,

I was so drunk and I was, I literally, I walked to the bedroom. We didn't recognize it. It was there. And in my head I went, That's a good-looking older, bro. That's how drunk I was. It was only me and a new guy Luke that were looking at them.

Those guys were sitting with their backs back to them. And it was her husband, what's his name, Randy Goldberg? The guy, no, the guy who owns, he's, uh, Corny's boy. He owns the, he owns Casamigos. Yeah, he owns Cosamigos. I don't like the guy. I don't know him, but I just have a thing with him. I'm sure he's a great guy.

He doesn't like the ads where him and Clooney are riding motorcycles because he wants to ride a motorcycle. No, I don't like the whole concept of. Randy Gerber. Yeah. And then Kyah Gerber, who's like a. Oh, yeah, she looks like her mom. She's hot.

Yeah, and then the fucking... Huge restaurant, tour, and probably the coolest guy ever. I had a thing with him. Awesome, they're also hot. That was the table behind us, and we ruined their dinner. I saw Austin Butler in a coffee shop here. Great-looking guy.

Unbelievable. It's crazy. The thing I noticed about it, he was just, like, arm was sticking out of his shirt. The skin on the guy looked like it was angelic. That's a good-looking dude. Fantastic. How did you ruin their dinner? I mean, we were just being drunk.

We only had dessert. Listen, because we were fucking drunk and elbow and it's a real tight spot. Is it a tight spot? He's a bigger guy. He has to be a table shift. When he sits down, that table's got a and there you can go.

He was at a table and it's getting moved. So it's like the table's going to move the couch. We're going to end up in the fucking banter with we keep going. Austin, Bubler. Have you seen his IG? He's this guy's so. in fitness right now. He's fucking yoked out of doing all this work. And he's just

getting moved out of his spot. Who's eating some Rosempe? Diffing the nuggets. They even called the restaurant so they were bringing a pregnant lady. We did. I don't want to bring that up. We did say a pregnant lady was coming. That's why we take on Ruby Rosa. It's a tight spot. I ain't never been.

I don't want. I stand out in the look at the window every day. You can take out. Wait, you called a head. I wanted to go with the full restaurant experience. New guy, Luke. And said, hey, listen, you know, we're this party of four, or whatever it was, you know, there's a woman with child. Was it a party of three? And you said it was a party of four. Always.

No, we say six. Yeah, we do that anyway. We like a, we like to stretch. We're a bigger team. We're a bigger crew. You know what I mean? It's called. Um, wait, have you lost weight or you?

I have. I'm on, shoot. I'm on fucking, uh, he's on Mujaro. Yeah. I'm bootleg, though. She said there's a pregnant. Yeah. We got to roll.

Listen, we roll, you know. That's what we do. Who came up with that? Who came up with that? Luke. Luke didn't know. And then we didn't know. And then he told me because he gets squirrelly sometimes when we're walking into certain places.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's sitting next to who? That's a rough thing. When he first got the job, he's tall, he's thin. We got to know each out a little bit, but still a little nervous. And we were like outside or something like that and it was really cold. And he came up to me in like very earnest. He was like, do you experience the cold like normal people?

You're an alien Normal people's fuck Crazy Do you feel love like me No, I do not Oh my God, dude Yeah It's kind of romantic

We have a great game for you guys Okay Yeah this is the last This is the garbage game We need you guys Can't let Love it Okay so I don't drink

But you guys drink and I assume you don't need the fanciest beer. No. What is like a good garbage beer? Garage beer. Big fan. Shout out the garage beer. Oh, it's you guys.

Is that your beer? No, it's not. It's the Kelsey Brothers. I don't know. But we have a garbage beer taste test for you. I might be pretty good at this. Can you guess the garbage beer? Now we're going to have to suck a dick or something.

No, no, no, no. This is beer. It's actual beer. Now, it's warm. It's warm beer. But that feels more garbage. That feels more. in spirit of the show.

So, we have, we're going to have to get the straws through here. And it might look a little goofy. Through a straw? This is the only way we can get you to not know what it is. I'll close my eyes. I'll, I'll be honest. Dude, there's no, it's warm through a straw. There's no way anybody can clock that.

Some might be different containers. We're not bending over and suck it out of a straw. What do we put in cups? What do we put in cups? All right, let's go get cups. Man. Also, it's warm. We try, guys.

We try. No, I get it. I mean, well, I'll do it through the straw. No, no, we'll do it in cups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that is the internet thing, though, to do it like that. This is the internet thing. And that's fine.

You can't, but if you can't tell them. We can do it. We can do the thumbnail. Miles hit me. He should actually get a strode together. Miles didn't you. Don't worry. You got it.

Okay. Amazon basics. Look at that. Shouts. Shouts to Bezos. All right. So we're going to take a little break. And then we're going to.

We're going to do this game. Dig it. We should let them know the four or the five beers there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is that how it works? I thought you just have the gift. No, because there's so many light beers in the world.

Okay. Wow, that's good. That's good thinking, man. Okay, so what are the beers, Miles? Can you guys know? You guys have cups like that? And then don't name them left or right. They just have pills and her glasses laying around.

We have flutes, baby. Okay. Okay. I'm going to pitch them to you. Okay. Uh, Coors light. Okay, so the beers are. Coors light.

Yeah. Micalob Ultra. It's going to be a tough one for me. I just got into them this summer. Pacifica. Should be easy. Old English, really don't need it, but in case my crew want to get drunk. Sure.

Bud Light. Okay. I think I should be pretty good at this. All right. So here we go. The R. You Garbage, cheap beer taste test. Again, we got Coors, Pacifico, I guess it's called Bud Light. Pacifica.

Yeah, you got it. Okay. Old English and Mickelope Ultra. Okay. All right. So, this one is, I'll hand this to you guys first. you, sir. Now, based off color, I mean... Cheers. Yeah, take a nice whiff.

Sir? Mm. All right. So the problem is warm. Mm-hmm. I feel like that's more garbage, though. It's gonna bring out the profile, I think. Yeah. What year?

I'm... The warm, the... Because every beer gets warm and it starts smelling, like, it's, you know... It sounds like such a fucking dude. What is, like, close up? You're like a white trash, some... You want one answer between the two of us? But we've got to come to an agreement?

No, no, no, no. I need to, do I have to guess right now, or can I pin this against the others? All, let me get the other. Okay. Is there anything that cleansed the palate, like perhaps an amuse or something? One of them, pie-dye-pies from a movie, bro. Man, this is now harder than I anticipated. Yeah.

Are you blaming the warmness? No. Genuinely harder than I anticipated. I've got to hit them a little quicker. I got to get them next to each other. Fuck. Man. The blue one's Bud Light?

Yeah. Okay. I was like, blue one. What the fuck? This guy's fucked up already. I keep thinking everyone's the old Eak because it tastes so bad. I know because they've hit that point where they're not, uh, all right? I don't know.

Is my last one? This is one more. There's one more. Here, this is you. All right, I like this. Nice little flight, right? Okay. You guys are going to get all of these wrong.

Fuck. Oh, I think I'm way off. God damn. I haven't had old E since college. That's the oldie right there. Which one? This one. Yeah, no, that about it.

What? What number? Two. Yeah. No, not two. I didn't put them in order. I don't know which way. No, it's unwritten on the thing.

Are you being a fucking, you're freaking out. This guy gets a couple of spritzers in a lot of the student. You're like, no, man. They ain't all looking at me. It's on the fucking base of it, buddy. You don't look at it in your own. Stop here. Right here.

Right here. So, set up. Come here. Give me, grab these cameras. See that? All right. So, two, you're saying this is Old English. Yeah.

Fuck, I don't remember which ones I drank now. You want to take another sip? No. Not that one. That's Old English, for sure. Two's Old English. Two is Old English. Yeah.

Hmm. All right. That's impressive. I think one was Pacifica. you think one is Pacifica? One is Pacifica, I think. All right. So, what are the numbers, guys?

No, one. What are you going to say? I say, what is Pacifica? Wait, before you do this, can I just say one thing? I think that's the one that's wrong. I just want to give a little pushback on Pacifica being a trashy beer. Very good beer. Okay.

I kind of agree. Nice place. Ice cold Pacificas, a little tostonase, something like that. I know nothing, so I will defer to you. Or maybe some samosis. Yeah. A light beer? Thanks,

I'm saying. Thank you. Let's go. I'm in. Deen. All right. Number, option number one. That was good.

Cors Light. Fuck me. Okay. Damn. Option number two. You guys got it right. It was old English. Nice.

That was the only real day giveaway. Man, bad news. Option number three. What did you guys say through was? I think we said Mick Lobo. Mick Ultra. Number three is Bud Light. Fuck.

Wait, we didn't get that right? I said three was Bud Light. I switched. Foley got it. Yeah. Okay, whatever. You got that, though. You got out as a team.

No, but you got that. That's good. Number four, Pacifico. Got that wrong. And what did you say for us? This is a fucking setup. This is all bullshit. Who's just going to?

Every guy that comes in. It's cooler than the next. What the fuck? This guy is. You don't have to take this shit from a guy with rolled up sleeves and cool tattoos. I don't care if you can't care of a skateboard to work, all right? Fucking bullshit. Number five, man.

All right, though. At least you got the old English and fully got the mud light. So we only got the Bud Light so I'll give you all that. I'll give you out two. And Old English. Damn.

We stink. You all both knew. Your palace got in too refined being in the front of the plane all the time. I'll tell you what? We got a little buzz going, so we're all winners. Be the big guy, I'll be on lunch. We'll listen to a liquid lunch, don't.

You guys, feel free to finish these if you want. No, I'll go get cold beers. Like a gentleman, and then go with the waiter. All right. Guys, it's always a pleasure. We love you, boys. Thanks for having us. Anything you guys want to shout out? Yeah, we have a big tour coming up.

We have a tour, yeah, coming up, starting at the end of this month. We're in the West Coast, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, L.A., all over. Tickets are available at Arriga Garbage.com. And also, you guys did a very nice shout out for our Route 66 tour. Our special that we did is a comedy special slash documentary on the tour bus for two weeks doing Route 66. So check that out on YouTube. The show is a traditional stand-up show, and then we play All Your Garbage at the end of the show with the crowd. It's great.

Love you. Garbage.com. Go to the patreon.com slash are you garbage. YouTube. All everybody, all the ups are there, yeah. Thank you, guys. We love y'all. Love you guys. Thank you.

Thank you. Peace.