Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Barstool N-Word Review

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon discuss Barstool president, Dave Portnoy's use of the N-word and cancel culture, Sacha Baron Cohen, the NBA bubble in Orlando and how will they go without sex for 2 month, Kanye and the Gap partnership, Tekashi 6ix9ine record sales and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

All right, guys. N-word review time. You know the rules. One listen, and then we're going to judge. This N-word comes from Dave Portnoy. He's the president of Barstool. Again, one listen. You know the rules.

Scores between one and ten. We're going to rank it, and go. It's all my niggas that been living it up. Okay. I mean, it's got a lot of crunch i would say it's more of like a a new england um no no no new england people are much more comfortable saying that word really you think there was a slight discomfort there was a little awkwardness with it level of racism would you say level of racism was low i think low yeah more like a don't date my daughter yeah mediocre race mediocre like don't move in my neighborhood but you know you could play on my it's cheesy or cheesy it's a little cheesy like you could play on the same

aau team as my son right you know what i mean but don't but like don't really infiltrate the family right exactly right right i hear you okay okay um should we keep playing it sure let's see he'll just yell something in his edp like twang like fuck this nigga like in the whoa now that one was a little hot that one came in a little lava that one was a little hot. That one came in a little lava. That one was like lava. It's bubbling off the plate. I mean, wow.

I would say that one, Al, you were the final judge on that one. But that one, I would say about a 6.8. Oh, 6.8. What would you go on? 6.8? I mean, it came in a little hot. The execution, I give it some points for style. Style?

You give it some style points? Some style points, yeah. Okay. Decent style points. Give it a nice like 1.6. 1.6. Solid 1.6. It gets a lot more races?

Yeah, solid 1.6. Yeah, okay. Like that N-word, would it carry a noose with it? You know what I mean? Nah, nah, nah. It's not like a noose. Yeah, nah, nah. It might be that N-word, would it carry a noose with it? You know what I mean? Nah, nah, nah. It's not like a noose. Yeah, nah, nah. It might be like, you cut me off.

Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's more like, you're in my lane, you cut me off, and I don't know anything else about you. This is my lane, what are you doing here? What are you doing in my lane? Yeah, exactly. Even though my ancestors brought you here to make you be in my, but still. Yeah, that was more of like, no barbecuing in the park type of thing.

You know? That was what it was. Either with a Karen Edward. All right, keep going. Herman Portnoy. Central Park Portnoy? Is that what you called him? Oh, yeah.

Central Park Portnoy. All right, let's go. Keep going. Oh, my God. And everyone's like, what? And then he'll just go quiet for like another 20 minutes. Uh-huh. And then he'll say something like, Brady's a bitch-ass nigga.

Fucking rape him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The elevated voice. That's how I talk to my puppy. That can't be hateful. That's how I talk to my little baby sobby. I mean, if you raise your voice multiple octaves, if you go into like apologetic, like girlfriend mode, like, yeah, like us apologizing to our girls, not like they were. That's like when Mark's lying.

Yeah, that's like when mark's lying mark since that's your voice what would you rate that N-word right there? Well, it's cute. High cuteness factor. Yeah. High cuteness. High cuteness. It was crispy around the front end and softer around the A. So I'd give that a 7.1. You go 7.1.

Oh, my Lord. That's a good score, man. Are we ranking N-words or N-dicks? N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks.

N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N-dicks. N we ranking N words or N dicks? But in all seriousness, Al, you are the final judge on these N words. Obviously, this is not our place to judge. So go. That one, I don't know. It started hot, smooth delivery. Smooth delivery. Smooth delivery. I got to give that one a

3.5. 3.5. You named it a W, Dick. W, Dick. Wait, bro, I don't know. See, Dick, I'm trying to keep it consistent. If you guys have no clue what we're doing right now

The cancel culture Came after a barstool Owner Is he the owner? I think he's still the owner CEO CEO or something No the CEO's a woman

They got a nice little smoke screen They're gonna have to make Another hire after this Bye white girl We need candace on you know but that was genius like you get called sexist and shit 100 and then you just get a woman to be your ceo and then she is that shield that was called her daddy's leverage i thought what was it that they're women that are like the forefront of this network they're like that they're the yeah the guys that's why he network. They're like, they're the guys.

That's why he was offering deals and his apology. He was like, I never would offer this deal to anybody else. Yeah. Because I got two women right here that are like the people from my network. My bad, Dave. Hey, man. You started off a bad 2020 for David Portnoy, yo. You're my best.

I didn't know he was dropping M-bombs all over the place. But so basically, the cancel culture came after him. They probably went through every single thing Barstool's ever put out. And they're trying to, I mean, that clearly looks like a targeted hit. They're like editing the video. Can I say my problem with this? Yes, please go. First of all, well, let's not get into the serious part yet.

This appears to be some kind of stand-up comedy situation. The way he's holding the microphone, the way he's holding the mic stand. You can't release open mic footage like that, yo. Yeah, bro. Come on, yo. That's not his good material yet. That's not the good. That's not the polished.

He didn't understand like the genius thing of taking a bite of pizza. Yeah. That wasn't there yet. Like the revolutionary innovation in content, which is. And he didn't wait till he got to stage and delivered like a Kramer N-word. That's a strong 6.1. That was a 6.1. I'm trying to understand Al's scale.

So is the scale based on how racist you really think the person is or how well executed the N-word is? Both. Both. So it's like if they're not- For him, it's a six? Son, there's been some nines. Who got a nine?

I would say like 200 years ago, you'd heard nines all over. Everywhere you went. What about a white lady in a grocery store being told to put a mask on? Like what kind of N-word does that get? That's a measly 2.2. That's it? That's a two. Oh, dude, we need to show the video later.

I think her name on Twitter is Tina40. This is my like dream woman. I mean, this is. That's your dream woman? Do you know who she is? I know. Oh, my God. We got to get this up. But we'll stay on this for right now okay um so yeah so they go through all his

stuff find everything he said they're like hey let's cancel him let's get this guy out of here i don't think barstools fans really care i from when i watch it i don't think that he's saying this in a hateful way if anything i just think he's uh you know arrogant like sometimes you think when you don't have any white friends, or sorry, black friends, you think that this word is less harmful than it is. Yeah. And I don't expect Dave to have any black friends. I'm sure he grew up in a place that's quite segregated,

maybe in New England or something like that. And then you don't know that it's that bad, and you hear it in music, and you hear black people saying it all the time you're like okay well they're saying it all the time and uh it doesn't seem that bad yeah and i think that a lot of white people do that and i think if maybe you're someone like us that actually grows up with black people and you hear how upset they get when someone not even them like a friend of theirs or any black person has called the m word by a white person you're like fuck i could never say that word right and it's

really easy not to say the word like i've been on podcasts for fucking hours a week every single week for the last i don't know six years of my life and you only drop five there's only five m words that i've said you know and it was a trinidad james song they all happened in a row dude it was like one instance you know i mean no i respect you like you've never even slipped. Yeah. I respect that a lot. I don't do it, but it's something I just never did.

That being said, I think we do draw a distinction between a hateful person and someone who says that in terms of repeating someone else. It seemed like he was repeating. I'm not about to put the indictment on hate on him. No. I don't think he's a hateful guy. No, I just think that he just doesn't have any black friends and probably didn't grow up with a lot of diversity and just doesn't know. I'm not giving him that easy of an answer.

And you don't have to. No, no. So what everybody knows, you don't say it like that. You don't need black friends to know you don't say it. And the only reason why he felt comfortable to say it in that room because there was no one in the room. And so it's like also probably knew he was doing something wrong and he probably just didn't think he thought that was like um just for the show probably won't live forever in the mind i do think a little bit of like okay go i want to i think i

get away with this yes let me let me get away with this arrogance it's like i think but i think a lot of white people look at saying the n-word no different than like making a retard joke or making a sexist joke a lot of white people have no black friends right just don't know any black people right so i think they're like oh this is taboo just as taboo as me making a retard joke just as taboo as me making a sexist joke the more like only white people in your life you know what i mean like boat shoe whites if you will like they don't know anything about how this word affects people outside of like a history textbook right right or what they see on world star or something like that and he knows he's never gonna run into any black people well now things are probably different but in the initial stages of barcelona i don't know

if there are any black people there no they'll have one black guy there the midget yeah he can handle him but i don't think he's that worried of what his reaction is gonna be and i think they sponsored him to come here from africa yeah he checked all the boxes with with that hire like let's just get this one guy we got black midget we got woman see they know what they're doing yeah 100 so um so that i think is the question that we got to look at when we look at like how people say things, especially if they're in the guise of getting a rise or getting some laughter. Judge them by intent.

Exactly. We always say that. What is the intent? Not the intention. I don't think the intention was hateful. It maybe is a learning moment. And maybe his reaction to it now is like, yo, that was stupid. That was something I would never do now.

I think he even said that on the thing. Yeah, probably. Al, what is your feeling on that? The idea that like- His apology, you mean? Yeah, like where he, yeah. He basically came out, he was like, look, these are jokes. Here's the thing that I didn't like.

He was basically like, yo, these are jokes that they would do in the office. No, they wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like- There's a lot of episodes in the office. I don't think they were throwing hand bombs around in the office. Like they had racially insensitive jokes in the beginning of the Office, but none where the M-bomb was dropped. Right.

To try to group it with that, it's like he's trying to whiz those way out of it. There's one where they allude to him doing the Chris Rock, N-word versus black people bit. But the point is- Yeah, but they stop it for that. And he's getting in trouble for saying that. Yeah. So it's like- That's what I was going to say.

This guy's just having fun saying the word. I don't know his background. My assumption, he's like a rich white kid who just never had any minority friends. And now he's in this world where he's forced to interact with people who are from all walks of life.

And they probably has realized later on in life, oh shit, that word really affects people. I'm not going to make that as a taboo joke. Yeah. But it's just typical, like, you know, like spoiled white kid thing. I would just respect any white person more well especially if they're not

using it in a hateful way but just be like yo my bad at the time i knew it was wrong but i was around people that i they i knew they wouldn't mind like just own up for it take fully accountability and don't try it because if you take full accountability for it there's like i you realize you fucked up yeah you also can't really speak up if you take full accountability for it, then it's like, all right, you realize you fucked up. Yeah. You also can't really speak up if you pay them. You know what I mean? Like if a white person,

it's just a tough position. If you get, if you're a white dude, that's my boss. He's saying it in a way that I know isn't hateful. I'm a white dude. He pays me. Do I just risk my job?

Like, yo, don't use that word. Even if it's joking. Yeah. So everybody's trying to pay their bills, essentially. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. That's everybody's trying to pay their bills, essentially. Yeah, man.

Yeah, yeah. It's tough. That's bad if you have just yes men around you. Yeah, keep that same energy about the Nazis. I mean, the Nazis are trying to be funny. You know what I mean? Yo, isn't that how people always jump to shit? Like, you do anything.

Like, you don't become Superman in any moment. And they're like, yeah, that's what happened with the Nazis. Right? Like, someone doesn't recycle their shit you're like oh you're just gonna let it happen yeah what about the nazis oh you're just gonna let it go to the landfill get incinerated huh how hilarious jesus christ yo so are we done with the portnoy discussion anything else yeah i just you know it's not that hard to not use the word like you said i feel like you should be able to say as a rule you should be able to say whatever you want and then the n-word is the exception that proves the rule keep going on that what do you mean like every they always say oh that's the exception that

proves the rule i think say whatever you want the n-word is the one is the one exception and that's the exception that proves the rule. Yeah. And we have exceptions in life, right? Like the December 25th is no more an important day than any other day, but we decide it's Christmas and we decide everybody doesn't work and we decide that we hang out with our family. It is a myth that we all choose to believe in, right? Now, I'm not saying the N-word being a bad word is a myth, but it is something that we've kind of like culturally all accepted. And it's this weird way of like atoning for like horrible behavior.

Does it make up for it? Is it the 40 acres and a mule? Absolutely not. But it's this way where like every race, especially white people can go, look, some fucked up things have happened to black people. The very least that I can do is avoid this one fucking word. Right. that I can do is avoid this one fucking word.

Yeah. Right? And I think when you say it as a white guy, I don't know, you explain to me how you feel, but my, my, imagine the assumption is like, you can't even do that. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, you can't even just fucking do that.

Yeah, exactly how I feel. But just ask, you just don't say one fucking word. A lot of shitty things have happened. We barely ask for anything you know so that's why when you that's why our reaction is like really like that's why i think that our reaction is over the top yeah because it's like oh you're really just you already got your foot on our neck or knee and you're digging it in i'm coming with the jokes bro okay just like digging it in yeah it's like you don't have like you that is such an easy

thing for you to not do and then the people will always be like yeah but if we all treated people equally we would all say the word and it's like yeah that'd be nice if we were all equal yeah that's a good point like ideally in an ideal world and someone will cut this and like snip it out but in an ideal world black i imagine black people would love it if we were so equal that that word meant nothing yeah yeah yeah right like that's the ideal world is that there was so much equity there was an equitable relationship of all races where you could say whatever you want to him you could say whatever you want to me i could say whatever i want to you unfortunately because there is this kind of class and race dynamic that exists, some of these words fucking sting extra.

And it's just too much history tied up with that particular word. So it's like, I don't think you'll ever get to that. How do you feel about non-white people, but also not black people? Yo, just say it, son. Say it. You fucking sandcracker. Say it. Nah, bro.

I don't know. You don't say that word, bro. Nah, never. Be honest, bro. Never. Be honest. i'm honest what happens it when the black guy came into gmc to get some creatine and then ran out without paying your moms hey you ain't gonna catch that motherfucker mom be honest i don't think he needed the creatine in the first place he looked pretty goddamn jacked if you ask me i don't know he got that one he got that one let a chinese kid steal something i'll get him i'll catch that motherfucker i got it so there's certain races you just don't chase out the stuff why bother why even bother mom you know how many of these pills i had to eat where you didn't even catch that motherfucker

Mark your thoughts about what specifically just black people your thoughts about the n-word or like what happened here I don't know I mean poor noise is just like being arrogant irreverent same deal like doesn't have

black people to know but at the same time i didn't really grow up around that many black people and i also just knew like yeah don't say it like specifically in a public forum yeah on the internet where it's broadcast like i don't really know what he was thinking but also i don't know what these what the media was like what was that thing was it a live thing was it something else like if it's gonna be recorded and put out and you know it is why we why even risk it yeah yeah you're probably leaning into the taboo of it and like you're you're almost using it as like a marketing tool yeah yeah yeah i just don't get it i'm using the flagrancy as a marketing tool what kind of animal would do something like that i mean what pieces of garbage honestly classless behavior just build your whole content.

Have some moral fiber. Have some class. You white cracker. Wait, what did we have for white people? Oh, yeah, you got to say it. What was it? What was it? A bunch of white niggas over there.

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Akash Singh. I'm Andrew Schultz. We got Alex Media in the building. We got Mark Gagnon in the building. What's up? Yo, so here's the thing we all had a pretty interesting weekend um al went to a bachelor party and can i say where yeah puerto rico yeah okay and uh mark akash and myself did stand-up comedy for the first time in three months three months

so clearly what's more interesting are all the whores that Al fucks in Puerto Rico. So fuck our little, I was a little nervous. Let's describe what happened and I bet you it's the exact same thing. Like I was a little nervous at first, but then I got into it and then you know what? It was pretty,

it was pretty cool. Cheating on my girl with Latin women just felt great. Nah. cheating on my girl with lab women just nah i i honestly think your um acting shit you guys were doing in the green room was probably more exciting so the acting shit i was hot we gotta keep i did that with my girl once when we were away yeah you know what i mean you don't long as you're a girl away you just run out of shit to talk about. You got to cook up some games out in this bitch.

So, but yo, it was, if y'all didn't see it on the Instagram, basically what we did is we challenged each other. You had to take an emotion

and then walk in the door with that emotion. Yeah. Yeah. And, Gagnon, what'd you get? Oh,

I got a crestfallen. Crestfallen. Yeah. You couldn't oh i got a crestfallen crestfallen yeah you couldn't tell fuck is crestfallen son i didn't know either i gave it to him like super sad son i thought that shit was a video game like falling for that new shit coming for xbox how'd you give him something you ain't even know i just heard the word and i was like that's a fire word that is mad and i really was like yo mark smart enough to know what that means i really just want to know the definition without asking them and them judging me. So I figured Mark would walk in. I'd be like, I bet.

I can use that word now. And my performance was good enough that you knew what it was, right? Nah, your performance sucked. That shit was trash, yo. You flipped your hair back and forth. Yo. What is that? Willow Smith, that hot ass little kid.

Mark coming through Yo Mark out here Defending Shane Dawson Mark's referencing The whole Smith family Came at Some YouTuber Who they came at

It's hot for YouTubers Right now yo Yo it's hot It's hot for everybody Right now It really is yo This climate They gonna try to come for me we can see how much you love me mo everybody listen we're gonna see how much love you got for the kid because they're gonna come for me let me tell you if they do i'm releasing a sex date

with mark now i've got to use al to not be racist and homophobic and whatever. I'll just find the fucking Nah, get Akka. Get Akka. He checks all the boxes. Nah, I'm not bucking up. I'm getting some black tranny and I'm smoking her out, dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm not playing no games. Hey, yo, Laverne Cox, holla.

I don't know about her, bro. I need a fresh scoop. Nah, you gotta take down that fucking you gotta take down that trans trans. What do you mean? You gotta take down the fucking, you gotta take down that trans trans. What do you mean?

You gotta take down the fucking goat so it can be like, ha, I fuck the trans. Caitlyn, I gotta take down Caitlyn. Caitlyn or Laverne Cox. Or Laverne Cox. Would you eat that puss? I feel like that's, I'd eat that puss. It's not even a puss. It's fresh as bread.

You know what I mean? that's fresh out the oven as you just got to market that looked like a sourdough loaf right if it looked like a sourdough loaf i might pass on that hey bro they all got yeast what are we supposed to do out here your girl never had a yeast infection no your girl never had a yeast infection. Nah. Your girl never had a yeast infection. Mine neither, bro. I don't know what y'all talk about.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. None of y'all shit. But y'all girls get that shit. Just dirty ass bitches. Now we clean over here. Looking like elf pussy. Ooh, ooh.

You know what I'm saying? Lord of the Rings. Aerosmith's daughter. What's that bitch name? You know that pussy tastes like vanilla. Some nymph? That nymph. Nymph, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That nymph puss. Yeah, she a nymph. That nymph puss. Oh, man. Weren't they asexual? Say what? Weren't the elves asexual? That don't depend on them.

What? Wait. Never mind. Keep going. I'm just saying, like, if a lesbian is a lesbian, but I'm straight, and we decide to consensually fuck. There you go. There you go.

I don't care what you are. You know what I'm saying? As long as we both consent to it, you could be the whole time like, I like pussy. I'm like, yeah. Me too. Why these lesbians trying to act like we don't get it? You think saying you like pussy going to change my mind? Shit.

Oh, man. Now we just got something to talk about, Al. Good save, brother. So, Al, you got some pussy out there in Puerto Rico? No, I didn't. It was like, because everything's still pretty much locked down. It's like 50-50 how it is here in New York. Right.

But one thing, yo, Puerto Rico, they might not have electricity, but they're handling COVID like better than any place I've ever been. Word? Yeah. Why? Off the airport, I mean, off the plane, they question there. You take your temperature, ask if you were around anybody who had it. Every establishment, you have to have a mask.

My fucking hotel, they fucking take your temperature to come in what they take your temperature with if they don't got no fucking electricity the big they just put the back of their hand to your forehead the infrared gun oh yeah like that on it on it and i actually hope that was like yo what if one of us had a temperature like ah you can't come in really now did you lead into your puerto rican this there i tried it wasn't coming out i saw you wore sunglasses inside a pool like underneath the water and i was like that might be the most puerto rican thing i've ever seen in my entire life you had some diamond studs on those fucking glasses now we had a good time man no hoes though no noall gay, you know, we just chilling. No hoes, bro? Bachelor party?

Just reading books and stuff, you know. Oh, I got you. Peeling the pages. Yeah, we chilling. I see that. You ever flip through your girl's pussy like that? You just be like. Y'all need to play with your girl's pussies more, bro.

That's probably why they ain't got no yeast in there. Those dirty ass fingers all over. Son, low key, bro. So we went to the stand up. Man, it was great to be back on stage. Al, you were missed. Obviously, we love having you on the road. I can't wait to go back.

Are you going back? Yeah, we're going back. I think July. July's next gig uh we got uh orlando hopefully the corona shit gets figured out out there i know my girl tripping on all that shit um but uh but yeah man it was great to be back on stage did you enjoy it that was great the best mark yeah it was cool it was like it was weird being back out there the vibe was heavy in the room we talked about that okay go there's just so much shit going on

in the world and everybody's battling this this virus so the friday shows for sure it was just like everybody's a little bit more tense you need to fight through that yo if y'all bomb this all good bro if comedians bob i only bomb like four out of the five I'm gonna defend our guys Our guys was slapping I'm not gonna lie Mark too on the last show

He figured out by the last show And shout out to our boy Matt McCoy Matt McCoy was there I don't even know what the fuck Matt was doing Matt came on some of the shows bro the fuck Matt was doing. Matt came on some of the shows, bro. Matt got to be the funniest motherfucker, bro. He's in our videos.

We asked him on the Friday show. We're like, yo, you want to go up? He's like, nah, nah. I got to prepare a little bit. I'll come by tomorrow. He came by tomorrow. I don't know what he prepared. We got to get our boy Matt On the show

To podcast bro Shut up Matt I love that motherfucker Lowkey bro I love that motherfucker Bombing his ass off I love his ass I love him

Nah it's foul Cause he not here To defend himself And how hard he Fucking bombed I think that was Payback for how bad I bombed his

Corporate gig That he got us We never talked about That on the podcast God bless We never talked about Yo Matt got me This corporate gig

Man And Akash And we're making Stupid money And Matt was just So great He flew us down there And

It was in Florida And I And I don't and um it was in florida and i and i don't know what private gig for some like real estate company yeah like rich real estate not some regular shit yeah rich people and we were down there and our cost went up and our cost smashed and uh i went up afterwards i had a good first maybe like two minutes no no we'll get there oh yeah andrew no i didn't i didn't like decently enough it was a shitty setup you did as well as you could do whatever you get off i thought you did a job bro andrew goes up there and i'm like listening a little bit and he's crushing so i'm like oh he's good and i just walk off i see him crushing then all of a sudden i walk back by

and it's just mad quiet he's still talking so there was a change in in the energy and uh so what changed i changed the energy was uh there was uh one boss that like nobody really liked so i was making fun of him and then this other guy went to the bathroom yeah and then i thought it would be really funny if when the other guy went to the bathroom if i if i looked at the boss and i was like hey why don't you follow him to the bathroom and when you're there bend over so he could fuck you in your ass and they told us to be clean oh yeah, yeah, that was another part. So they said, yeah, we couldn't curse. I don't know why I felt comfortable doing that. Because he was kind of dirty up top and crushing.

I was. I was dirty on the top. And then so sometimes you're up there and you just take a shot. Yeah. But that was a weird shot because there wasn't even anything clever about it. That's why they shut the shit down. He's talking about the CEO or like the number two in the entire company yeah and he's talking about him getting fucked in his ass but not in a clever way yeah hey go get fucked in your ass yo son it was so quiet like you know when they're like you

can hear the record screech right dead ass no no this how quiet it was i heard in another part of the restaurant, somebody asking for more bread. I said it and nobody said anything. And I distinctly heard, excuse me, can we have some more bread, please? Thank you. And I was like, oh, that's not a good sign. And then I had to do another 25 minutes. At which point, this is the craziest I've ever bumped, bro as i start going into material right and it's just not the right place for material especially my material right at one point the owner that i said

about the fuck to the ass yeah goes up stands up in the middle of the joke walks up to the side of the stage as if he's being like sneaky there's no stage we're just in front of tables yeah he walks to the side he goes he goes i i think that's enough i think that's enough i think that's good yeah dude i'm even getting hot thinking about it like i'm getting hot underneath this shirt and i'm wearing right now better andrew was there for one of my biggest bombs ever i can can't even say the biggest, but do you remember Singapore raffles? Oh, boy. Yo, that shit. We did a show in Singapore.

We did a couple. First show goes great. Second show. The England club? Yeah. We're at this like English club in Singapore. Oh, boy. I think they colonized Singapore back in the day or something. I don't know.

Yeah. But this is like a colonial ass club with colonial ass British white people. And I go up there and I start bombing. them yeah but this is like a colonial ass club with colonial ass british white people and i go up there and i start bombing and then i start realizing like these motherfuckers colonized really are like they got like a colonial mentality and they don't like me and i know that and i'm like trying to still win them over and this is a horrible ass experience of trying to win over these people i think are racist and they are just not having it and i just keep bombing harder and harder and i think i yelled at somebody another comic after i got on stage an australian guy he said something and he was being annoying the whole time and i

had such a bad set i was like yo shut the fuck up man nobody cares bro i remember seeing you up there dog and it wasn't a great scenario but i knew that it was like you felt like you were dancing for your like oppressor right you felt like that right you killed me yeah and then you just started lashing out and i'm like bro these guys paid us to go around the world like around the world they put us up in singapore we like we're a pain in the ass to deal with kind of low-key because we demanded to be in singapore we like we're a pain in the ass to deal with kind of low-key because we demanded to be in singapore not malaysia remember that oh no i remember that oh that was me well you didn't bomb i want to be in no third world ass country for longer than i

gotta be hey man that guy that brought us loved andrew even though andrew's a pain in the ass and he liked me until that show and then after that i felt him cool off really i felt him be i was like hey man thanks for the show sorry about that one he's like yeah man it happens so uh here's your ticket to malaysia he sent your ass to malaysia bro third world yo anyway matt bomb worse than that that's what we're trying to say we love you matt we love you you can come with us anytime bro no i heard laughs i didn't hear laughs we're joking we're fucking around there was a couple anyway so it was cool being back on stage i'll be honest i like being nervous again for the first time i miss being nervous yeah and i felt some nerves you know what i mean it was it was good

and the crowds were there and there's an interesting energy switch nerves you know what i mean it was it was good and the crowds were there and there's an interesting energy switch in the crowds that i've noticed whereas like when everything was good and life was good right um and i understand when i'm saying life is good that yes relatively you know what the fuck i mean really the society's doing well yes exactly right so um we focus on all the things that are bothering us yeah right and when life was good we focus on like how words are bad yeah and how behavior is toxic and all these other things that microaggressions microaggressions yes and when we were doing comedy during that time we were fighting for the right to do comedy yeah and it was a cool we were doing comedy during that time, we were fighting for the right to do comedy. And it was a cool, we were like at war.

You know, we were like fighting for the right to do these jokes and fighting for the right to say what we want, right? And now the energy has shifted. Now that you have something that is a fucking global pandemic and the people are anxious, they don't know what their future is going to be. You know what they want? Race riots. They're race riots. You know what they want? They want a release.

They want silly. They want silly. They want want silly they want fun they want to party it's like when uh in the 80s like after or kind of like at the tail end of the um the uh vietnam war yeah you know people wanted rock and roll and hair metal and just like let's party all night long and that's the type of music that came out of it because we realized shit can be really fucked up out there we have perspective about how fucked up the world is so we value fun again and it was really cool to see that shift in the audience like they just wanted to have fun yeah you know not for matt but they really were just mad we love you man matt did not bomb bad bro a little bit but he did not

bomb bad anyway did you feel that too? Yeah, I did. And then I said this to you. It kind of reminds me of like watching Bollywood movies growing up. It was always so colorful and bright and everybody's rich and everybody like they have problems and whatever. But it's all rich people shit. And I was always like curious about that. And in America, you see like these gritty ass films. And I realized, yo, in India, you want to get away from life.

Life is fucking hard all the time let me get out of this and go escape this is an escape again what was the like industry that popped during the great depression movies film right yeah and i would imagine that all the films were aspirational probably probably yeah you know i mean i'm sure you're gonna see uh what's the fucking thing to tell you lenny and uh whatever of mice and men of mice and men that kind of shit you know but i imagine there's gonna be like fun aspirational films which show uh showcase a life that you know you would like to be living and give you a fucking break yeah and it's interesting to have that shift and do comedy you know actually with the biggest movie in uh the biggest most like highest

grossing comedy in the american history is the hangover and it dropped like right as the the stock market was collapsing in 2008 and all that and the hangover is not the greatest comedy of all time but you just need that fun that release yo it's just silly dude's getting drunk somebody gets lost like all this wild stuff let's just forget everything seems to be collapsing around us and let's take our minds off of the misery yeah and i love having a role in culture that's important at least comedically yeah like when i mean important i'm not talking about essential work or important i'm talking about like having you remove some of your stress because life is fucking stressful now yeah like not that you're

stressed out about microaggressions you're stressed out about job and macroaggressions macro this shit is macro for real so it's cool to be existing in a time where comedy is valuable and comedy is important and uh yeah thank you guys everybody who came out man we got more shows on the books go check them out theandrewschultz.com for the uh for the schedules and akash i hope you'll come, man. I want you to come on the road. It was so much fun having you there and not Alex. Yeah, the green room sure looked fun. Did you get a little jealous? You miss it? Nah? You were knee deep in hooker puss?

Nah, I was reading books, man. Tearing through them pages. Come on, man. What else we got cooking, boys? This has been an interesting week. I got a couple little tings that I want to discuss with you but uh holler throw them out there okay so um obviously white women are going through it oh it's tough it's a tough time to be a white woman yeah there's white women obviously the kanye shit i want to discuss the kanye gap thing uh he also released a music video oh i didn't see the music video just dropped

today just dropped like oh with travis yeah yeah yes yes yes yes i was here the ufc fights were great yeah so let's get into it um let's first talk about these uh these white ladies man do you feel like this is the new version how do i how do you how do you describe this? It's like the media, the news specifically latches onto an idea or concept and then pushes everything out there that fits the narrative of that idea or concept. Is there a term for that? But you know what I'm saying? This happened obviously after the George Floyd shooting. You saw like any time there was police brutality or any instance of that, it was pushed out by every media outlet. Now, these things have been happening.

The Breonna Taylor situation didn't even get close to the amount of attention from the news media until after George Floyd. Is that fair to say? Yeah. Who's the, what's his name? Elijah McClain. Elijah McClain was months ago.

Now we're hearing about it. Right? So it's like now i feel like the same thing is happening with like enraged white women yeah right yeah like any girl that gets upset at a grocery store because of this mask yeah white women been throwing fits that's what they do yeah they don't know how to exist without it they don't i think there's something about was that our door i don't think so okay i think there's something about, was that our door? I don't think so. Okay. I think there's something that we should acknowledge with white women, which is they're not a fan of inconvenience.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. And I think that they, a lot of times, mistake harassment with inconvenience. Interesting. Do you remember that white bitch who was walking through New York City and- People were saying hi. They were like, hello, or something like that, or something horrible, like smile, like something absolutely evil, right? Diabolical, right? How are you? How are you?

Monsters. How was your day? Just a disgusting pig of a fucking human being. A real Dave Portnoy, if you will. She made a whole fucking viral video about like you know chivalry yeah i mean that's what that wasn't that video just about how nice motherfuckers are in new york city like and but that to me she was like look at all the street harassment i'm feeling right akash take us to india right Show us a whole new world. A whole new world. Take us to India. And what would the street harassment maybe look like?

I have a bit about this. Right. I say, you know what street harassment looks like in India? And then I just do this. If you guys are watching. I don't know if you could say rape with your eyes better than that. Yeah. Son, I had a guy do that to my mom for an entire train ride.

No. And I was just like, do I need to kill this person? What's going on? Yes, yes, motherfucker. Why you just let that rot? Why didn't you say something? Because you don't know how many motherfuckers this guy got with him. You don't know, like, just because I can beat up most of you. Nah, you gotta get beat up in front of your mom, son.

Son, you gotta prove to your mom she's safe, bro. Was your mom juggling her tits or something? You don't want to beat up your new dad. You know what I mean? Like, I get that part, though. I'll kill everybody

in this room, though. Being for real about things. You know what I mean? Like, I keep talking about my mom juggernauts. This is gonna be a problem. She was so unfazed by it, though. She like yeah we can do it yo but do all of our moms have huge ass fucking throats now does everybody in this room's mom have big fucking throats i actually don't feel comfortable talking about this because i haven't

seen y'all's mom so if y'all could pull up pictures. Wait, but hey, Mark, does your mom have big eyes? No comment. No comment? That's not no. Al? Al? Hey. What she got, bro?

Hey. I'll do that white boy photo. Are you going to tell by looking at Al? Puerto Ricans with no tits? I haven't seen them. Yep. Yep.

Talking about moms is my N-word. I'm talking about my mom's flat-ass, big-ass titties. Like they flatten and turns it down. They're not flat chest tits. She got some chonkless. Yeah, my mom got two rainbow sandals on her chest. A beaver tail. Beaver tails, yeah.

Is that a term they use? I think so. Oh, anyway. So where were we before I made it? White women being inconvenienced. Yeah, so I think there's a big distinction that white women need to learn. There's a difference between harassment and inconvenience. Yeah.

And the difference between a mis inconvenience yeah and uh and the difference between a misdemeanor and a crime uh what is it called a uh uh not a maybe not even misdemeanor there's something that's like illegal and something that can be fined like what do you mean both of our guests are legal like uh you get a ticket for something and then there's like something else like citation or yeah like something like um for example like parking in the wrong place you get fined for it yeah but it's not you're not going to jail yeah it's does that make sense yeah so i think that's a civil law versus criminal law yes not criminal that's what i'm trying to say so you're not a criminal for parking in the wrong place right and i think that white women mistake those things they're like they're barbecuing in a place that they're not allowed to be barbecuing right they think that's criminal that's not criminal i believe i think

that's just a civil law or like a rule that everybody has agreed and that we fine for it but you're not going to jail for that kind of thing and the same thing with like harassment where it's like inconvenience is not harassment you know now where it becomes harassment and my girl went through this the other day she's walking down the street and some guy goes smile and then she just looks away she doesn't acknowledge that's all i'm talking about babe i see you so where does it become harassment when she walked away the guy was like fuck you damn bitch you know what i, the guy was like, fuck you damn bitch. You know what I mean? And I was like, be like that sometime. You pulled an Akash.

I pulled an Akash. You know what I mean? See how big that guy was? I already complimented him on his car. He had a nice car. What am I supposed to do? Son. What?

Son. You trying to go to Indian jail? Let me say that. What is that? You think I'm trying to go to Indianian jail let me say that you think i'm trying to go to indian jail oh this is india the guy was looking at like this india yeah yeah indian jail that's allowed though huh that's allowed low-key why would you bring your mom to india bro that's on you you're on it on the train it is why were you on the train Like hanging on to the outside. That's why he's staring at your ass. He's like, this poor lady gonna fall off.

She can't surf a whole goddamn train ride. Nah, he was just looking through the window from the outside. His mom's just like this. Big old titties on a glass. What the hell are you thinking? What are you going to do? Wow, boy. It's okay. My mom hates me.

I know we say these things. I gotta say it so you know it's okay. I gotta open the door so you can walk in. It's like a vampire. Making fun of your friends shit is really like vampires, right? Like, you gotta be invited in. If some stranger was like, yo, wait, show us. That's why your mom don't love you.

I'd be like, yo, you need to get knocked out. But if y'all make fun of my mom for not loving me, it's understandable. I'm gonna cry after yeah i've come to learn that with time here say what i've come to learn that with time here why you always on cbt caucasian people but you've uh caucasian people type yeah no you've you've come to learn that like you can poke fun at certain things. No, no, no. Like, if I laugh about something, then it's fair game here.

And there's been stuff that I laughed about outside the podcast that has got brought to the podcast. Oh, yeah. Now I know. Now I know. It's like, ah. Don't laugh. Yeah, don't laugh.

Yeah, that's on you. You were asking for it. Why'd you laugh that way? Why'd you laugh like that? Yo, how would you laugh? Why'd you come outside laughing like that? You you know something's uncomfortable when you're still waiting for you're still waiting for dad to come home it's a little uncomfortable laugh we've made so many jokes about al not seeing his dad that when he told me he was hanging out with

his dad the other day I was like You hanging out With your dad son That was his reaction son I was like Yes motherfucker Son Son dead ass Baffled me

Son dead ass When you said that I was like I don't know What's this motherfucker Talking about Why you got a different name I saw it for Father's Day

Oh god I don't understand You actually saw him See You saw like You finally saw a? See? You saw like, you finally saw a picture of what he looked like? Nah,

we hung out with Father's Day. We just make that joke. Oh, so you do kick it with him. I did think the reason he changed his name, I thought it was on some

like fuck you thing. Oh, no, no, I had nothing to do with it. I was, especially for my job. What just happened?

I had a fucking brain relapse. All right. All right, bro. Shout out to Al's dad. Yo, I apologize, Al's dad. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Al's dad. That's crazy. Did he treat you on like some Drake shit where like he came back after you were popping? Oh, shit. Does he call you Alex Media? Does he call you Alex? Nah, he just learned how to text a couple years ago.

He has some time before he makes it to the podcast. He just learned how to text you a couple years ago. He's been texting you. Yo, Al's dad treating him like Al treats girls. How you respond to the DMs? I know how to get them, but I don't know how to write back. How you write to the DMs? I know how to get them But I don't know how to write back How you write back to it?

You didn't even know how to spell your name Until you saw it on YouTube No wonder he was just Double tapping on my text message Oh fuck Hitting you back with emojis Just a question mark Oh man

Okay Alright In all seriousness I don't even know the last thing We fucking talked about We were still talking about white women Hitting you back with emojis. Just a question mark. Oh, man. Okay. All right. In all seriousness, I don't even know the last thing we fucking talked about. We're still talking about white women. Oh, so white women. So I think that is something important that we got to teach white women. The distinction between inconvenience and harassment.

Yeah. And what was the other thing? Civilly illegal and criminal. What was that shit? Yeah. We're going to be completely wrong on this thing. What is that shit? I know all the comments. I'd be like, it's all crimes or some shit. We're wrong.

All crimes matter. Don't hit us with no all crimes matter, yo. What was the thing you were saying? Civil crime and criminal crime. Civil crime? Or civil laws and criminal laws. Civil laws, criminal laws. Yeah.

All right. So, Mark, you better be right. He is, but it's all good. Yeah. It sounded good. Okay. So, I think that's an important thing to understand i think when they understand that listen wearing a mask is not criminal you're not a fucking criminal if you don't wear a mask but you're being civilly disobedient if you will and if they want you to wear a fucking mask in the grocery store just put on the fucking mask how hard is it dude you don't even have to get a mask you realize you can get like the thinnest piece of fucking napkin you want

and just cover your fucking face with it yeah it's just regardless if it works or not and i understand this you know the slippery slope theory whatever it is if it just makes some people feel uncomfortable during this fucking time clearly you haven't figured out the pandemic isn't it the right thing to do yeah why are you being so difficult just make everybody else happy is it matter to you to have a maskless face that much that you're like fuck everyone else and their feelings and their discomfort i need to not wear a mask i understand you just bought new lips and you want to show them off you paid a lot of money i know you don't have these suckers Why'd I call them suckers though? Yo what the fuck Hey yo

Hey yo me Hey Yo Al Can you please play that video Son I gotta show y'all the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life I texted you to join With the doozy and the glizzy No

Fuck it Okay hold on Hold on hold on I get it Oh the hot dog situation? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yo, this is-

Where'd you send me that? I think I sent you the DMs. This is, guys, and I know I'm bigging this up right now, so it's going to ruin it for all y'all, but I need to stall a little bit while Al gets up to video. This is the funniest thing- I dead ass saw Andrew watch this clip for five minutes straight and laugh every single time in the green room. At least, I'm not exaggerating, at for five minutes straight and laugh every single time in the green room. At least, I'm not exaggerating, at least five minutes.

So this is the most New York shit ever, right? Tell me how much longer you need Al so I can plan out my stall. This fucking shit is not working. Like Instagram on the desktop. I can't pull up my DMs. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So this is the most New York shit ever.

It's a dude chilling, thinking he's alone in peace he takes a bite out of a hot dog right and he almost kind of looks around before he takes a bite because he knows what his friends will do and then all of a sudden, his boy, who's been filming him the whole time, the second he The second. And he's real smart because he waits for him to bite the hot dog off so it's still in his mouth. It's in his mouth. The second he takes the bite of the hot dog.

Okay, Al. Play the video and give it full screen so everybody can see. Go. Hey! Hey! video and give it full screen so everybody can see. Go. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. The bite that he took is damn near halfway down his throat.

Okay? He must have coughed that shit up like a bird and spit it out. How can you eat a hot dog and not pause that? You can you eat a hot dog like and not pause that like you can't eat the hot dog. He just threw the whole fucking hot dog in his other hand. If you play the video again, he turns to his side to take a bite of the hot dog. He takes a bite of the hot dog with his head turned to the side. Because he knows if they see him doing it, they're going to call him K. But his homeboy was sitting there waiting.

He's like, oh, he got a hot dog? Oh, he thought he was going to eat a hot dog around us. Get that shit again. Hit that shit,. Hey, yeah entire... Look at him. Look at him lean over to the side of the chair. You know, he's like,

yo, he's like this side. I know I'm not going to be able to eat this whole hot dog, but I might be able to get a couple bites out before they call me a raging... And he takes that one bite, bro.

And my man... When he chucks the rest of the hot dog, mad crestfallen got him I was mad they didn't have hot dogs in PR

because when you sent me that shit I couldn't wait to do it to one of my friends there was no hot dog in sight no sausage nothing

that is a homophobic culture right there when they just cut the fucking sausage out of the culture even the fucking plantains they chop it down and fry it before you eat it

that's how homophobic that's how homophobic Latinx or whatever they call themselves are is they cut up the plantain oh one more time just cause it's so good look how crestfallen he is bro yeah he have crestfallen. He's so frustrated throwing that hot dog, man.

He's so upset. The hot dog's already in his mouth. It's already gay. There's nothing you can do to make it not gay. You might as well chew it and eat it, right? But he's so New York. He's so New York. He's so New York. He just splits the shit out. And you know later, he's like, nah, I ain't swallowing, fam.

I ain't swallowing all that hot dog and shit. Oh, that shit is hilarious, yo. I'm dying when you say that shit. Hey, yo! See, like, we can't even have this fun anymore, man. Hey, yo! See, like, we can't even have this fun anymore, man. Oh, God. Like, that, a clip like this is like, oh, you're getting canceled.

This is a celebrity, and people's worth, if they're worth getting canceled, people try to come for them. You think? Yeah. Fuck them. Fuck them, yo. That's why we got this. That's why we made this shit. So we can, hey, yo. But talk about throwing food what happened this is the white are we back to white women bucking off being inconvenienced and not

knowing what to do this is so good this is in dallas yo oh this is dallas in dallas i can't believe this surprise you or not no a little bit you know what surprises me and i think this is why it's a little fucked is she at fiesta which is a mexican market like really now i'm making mexican cleanup after you somehow i don't feel right somehow i feel a little racist maybe that's why she felt so comfortable putting on the ground every other thursday they love this this is their favorite thing to do that's where you pick the food up anyway i'll leave a little tip it'll be fine wow just because she wasn't wearing a mask yeah right next to the fabulosa or whatever good form with the throws though

things is launching she had a little she's a little skinny malinks bro she's a little skinny malinks right little cutie patoots yeah we gotta rate all the karens we gotta do a power ring and see who the hottest karen is who the hottest karen is hottest karen or most karen karen the hottest no hottest karen like hottest Karen is. The hottest Karen or most Karen Karen? The hottest. No, hottest Karen. Like hottest serial killer. Remember when we did that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was my serial killer. Hottest Karen. Do you think Central Park Karen was hot? She's low on that list, yo. She's low. That bitch looks like Amy Klobuchar. Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay, guys. Okay, so let's talk about this Kanye gap situation. So for those of you who don't know, Kanye has partnered with The Gap. He's going to bring Yeezy over to the gap i think that this is the most genius business deal that i have witnessed in the last decade i just put that timeline up now so i'll probably regret it but uh uh i'll tell you why gap is struggling right? Because the other super fast fashion places are buying it. The Zara's, the Top Shops, the H&M's. I don't know if H&M's still in business, but still.

It's a cheaper clothing, but it actually has more cachet because they're doing cooler styles, et cetera. And then Gap kind of just became bland, right? It's just kind of like regular clothes. When we were growing up, a gray Gap sweatsuit was kind of fire. I don't know if you remember, right? They had hot commercials back then too. They had a run.

They had a run where it was like they had that nice crew neck shit where it just said Gap on the chest. Remember the sweatshirt? It was like a crew neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had the original MacBook commercials with just a white background

and then a guy talking in front of a completely white screen. Yeah. And the shit was kind of fire. So then everything went downhill when they stopped dancing in the commercial. I'm telling you. Remember when they were doing like swinging shit in the commercial? It was fire.

But basically what happened is as these new things pop up, Gap kind of gets lost in the sauce because it's not as elegant as like the sister company Banana Republic. I think Banana Republic is owned by Gap, right? So it's like it would go Banana Republic, Gap, Old Navy. Old Navy would still occupy the bottom rung where a lot of people just didn't have the money you could get clothes for pretty cheap they had that cargo short run and old navy was popping i think we all wore old navy back in day and gap with this this like middle ground was like almost like rich kids wore gap yeah you know

like your parents the rich kids parents would buy them Gap stuff. And then Gap kind of falls out of favor. But what I love about the deal is Yeezy brings the cool factor. Gap brings the quality. If Yeezy partners with H&M or any of these motherfuckers partner with H&M, I think Beyonce partnered with Topshop or something like that. Yeah. She brings all the equity. But the quality is still trash.

Topshop is trash quality? Yes. No, Topshop is a little trash. Topshop is trash quality? Yes. No, Topshop is a little bit. It's higher than H&M. It's higher than H&M, but barely. You wash the shirt twice, that shit is fucked. The threads are starting to come out. It's not good quality.

The thing with Gap is Yeezy is bringing his brand equity to a brand that's qualities already high. So now I'm like, I would wear this shit if it's good. I would wear this shit if it's good i would wear this shit yeah you could buy something from it and it's going to maintain its fucking value unlike these other things all he has to do is just take the original gap clothes and put a couple holes in it and that was easy yeah yeah the most genius thing about this was he finally dropped a conscious song today about essentially black lives matter oh really didn't say it but yeah he dropped that show with travis scott the whole video that's what you guys were saying before yeah and that's that the timing of that is perfect oh i just partnered with the whitest clothes on the face of the earth yeah there you go everybody yeah look i'm woke again

we're good right black lives matter i mean not the life of my wife black lives matter like hey let me find another black guy who married a white woman as well in the same family yeah black lives matter now uh not saying that you can't do that. Obviously, you can, but it is interesting because you're saying this might be more performative and maybe... I think it's a marketing video. A marketing video. Right, right, right. You can't alienate your audience too much.

Mark, what are your thoughts? As far as the deal, I think it's smart. Gap was going to be out in five years. You think? Yeah, without this, Gap would have been done in five years. You think? Yeah. Without this Gap would have been done five years. Like their shit was like free falling. Yeah. Like they were getting squeezed so hard between Old Navy and the rest of their shit.

Would your generation wear Gap? I mean, I wear Gap, bro. Still to this day? Yeah. These jeans. Really? Come on, bro. Yeah.

But you bought them in some store where someone else wore them and then you got them. No, I got them from the Gap. You went to the Gap? Yeah. That's that's my shit bro i've been on gap i don't know about the gap anymore so yeah that's the only store mark gets first-hand shit from yeah they don't make that shit more breathable by the cheeks yes we were the space between your butt ain't much of a gap bro bro. You should be mad sweaty. What did you say before the podcast? What was it on it?

Damn. I was like, so I was passing by and Mark's shoe dropped and I picked it up for him and handed it to him and it was so hot. And I'm like, damn, not only is your ass always hot, your feet are fucking hot too. And I swayed, paused. Hey! Yo! I knew it was coming.

I knew it was coming. Wait, pause. Hey! Yo! I knew it was coming. So you think five years they're out of here and then Yeezy has prolonged that depending on the success of it.

Yeah, and Yeezy revolutionized Adidas, I think. I think Yeezy did revolutionize Adidas. I'm skeptical that he's going to do that for Gap, but I've been wrong about Yeezy before.

I keep doubting Kandi and then he keeps winning. I think it's guaranteed to win because the gap's at the bottom. So the only place you can go is up. It depends on how much they- Even if it's a little bit up. You're getting the stock nice and cheap. He's a penny stock right now.

It's like the fucking lowest it'll ever be. I just, depending on how much they paid Kanye, can they afford it? And he might have just got paid in a ton of stock equity or some shit like that. Yo, the interesting thing about paying kanye is like or for this is if the deal is only a year or two years but you bring back the value of the brands any amount you pay him is worth it yeah it's a 10-year deal oh really yeah so this is like this this is Kanye does this and then maybe he's out the game. Kanye is going to be what? What is he like?

55? In 10 years? Yeah. Like 40 something now? 55. Yeah. In 10 years. Yeah.

But I don't know because he's shaky when it comes to a lot of these business stuff. Like lately, he's been putting out his own shit and he prides himself in putting out his own shit with this. It's himself in putting out his own shit. With this, it's like, is it more the Gap? Is it more him? Because I know he has control of the Yeezy brand, and this seems like it's a partnership. I think they're going to let him do whatever he wants for Yeezy Gap, not design all the Gap. So I think Yeezy Gap will be like a subset of Gap, just like I think Yeezy was a subset of Adidas. Got it. If it's like

that, then yeah. He's not overseeing the gap. I'm super surprised that Adidas let this rock. If I'm Adidas, I'm like, nah, bro. You want to partner with us? You want to do this with us? Make your brand within us. No, but he only has a shoe deal with Adidas. He doesn't have clothing. His clothing is straight him.

You can't go to Adidas and get Yee is his clothing selling son i thought he uses a billion dollar company or something it is a billion dollar company that's what's interesting because i think that the heat of yeezys the shoes at least yeah there was a time that was the hottest fucking shoes and now it's not there anymore but the worth has grown so it's like maybe they maybe like heat don't necessarily mean money. We think it does. I think you want to know some dope warfare, brand warfare.

Yeah. Let's say I'm Nike and I want to take out Adidas. I get some Karens to throw some shit in a grocery store wearing all Yeezy. Oh, that's a move. Right? Whoever the most hateable person is. That's a move.

Put them in the opposition, opposition's gear. And now all of a sudden those new clog fucking things that Yeezy put out yeah it's like oh those are the Karen sneaker

the Karen clogs I mean it's diabolical but if they get caught it's a wrap that's true 100% they get caught it's a wrap

you gotta kill them yeah you just pay them so much. It's like, whatever. What are you going to do? Have that Long Island white bitch or whatever that be wearing the MAGA hats in the videos talking to the phone. I love her. Put her in pure Yeezy.

This is how I dress for my Spartan races. This woman is a legend. Tina Forty. We love you. We want you on the pot. Yeah. Yeah. Ain't nobody talking shit to her.

Yeah. Yeah. Time lines be mad different. Nah, she's coming on everything. So what'd think akash you think it's legit or no i mean listen i like i said i've been wrong about kanye every step of the way i don't i don't think this is this is a big swing to me to make the gap cool again that shit is like 20 years old also i got being cool i think he worked at the gap as a kid oh i think he's talked about that in interviews. Spaceships he talks about working at The Gap.

Yeah, exactly. So he worked at The Gap as a kid. I think he's even rapped about it. Yeah, Spaceship. Went back to The Gap. Yeah, let's go back. Back to The Gap. Yeah.

So I think he's on some nostalgia shit too. That's dope. Not even nostalgia. That's pretty. It's fuck you. Yeah. He didn't like working there. Did he get fired?

Yeah. I believe so i think so because uh they threatened him for stealing or some shit like that really i mean he made he has an entire verse about hating the gap now i think about it yeah yeah on his first album spaceship whatever i've been working this grave shift that one i made you i wish I could. Buy me a slave ship. Wait, what? It was like, let's go back. Back to the gap.

Look at my check. Wasn't no scratch. If I sold, what's my fault? Yeah, I still never got caught. Okay. Take me to the back and pat me. Ask me about some khakis. I'm just a curbside prophet with my hands.

I thought we were doing Jason Mraz. What, Mark? You don't know about no Jason Mraz? I don't even compare those two, yo. Kanye got more white holes than Jason Mraz. Yo, you right. But you know who the greatest rapper of all time is? Who is it, Mark?

The greatest rapper of all time? I'm atomically. Wait, what? No, son. What's poppin'? He went to the only verse that he knew. What's poppin', bro? My man verse That he knew What's poppin bro My man Jack Harlow Jack Harlow

Yo we're only doing White rappers in 2020 Only white rappers in 2020 Nah I'll give up music So is Jack Harlow More poppin than Post Malone I got plenty of Tiki Wiki To hold me over yo

I don't need no fucking White rappers ever in my life Yo who do you put higher Jack Harlow or Post Malone Nah Jack Harlow What's poppin Brand new whip just hopped in I got options I could pass that bitch like stockton uh that shit fire bro where that bitch no look bitch you ever did that you're looking on every pass yo that's a bounce pass now you

can't no look these bitches anymore you got back here you go yeah that's what he means um we can talk about a couple of things that happened last night. Academics and Freddie Gibbs. Y'all give a fuck about all that. Y'all really want to talk about that? I just think it's... Not anymore. Yeah, I know.

Who gives a fuck, bro? I just like the way, because Academics was drunk as fuck, and he was going off on Twitch. I feel like we could hear this, and we can cut it off if you want. Your mama, your daddy, your son, your daughter, everybody. So when you talk about, oh, no, you're my son living, you're fucking stupid, you dumbass nigga. I know exactly where you live at. I just, I'm not that type of nigga.

You don't live in a bigger crib even than me. Relax yourself, little bumass nigga. All right. Go. live in a bigger crib even than me relax yourself little little bum ass nigga all right um go it's a bad look for academics yo you're a nerd stay the nerd don't take it from a little guy who knows he's a little guy the second i start talking out of pocket every time there's a voice in my head like you sure we want to do this the academics need that voice to be a little louder right i guess funny i actually respect it i love drunk academics i think he's so fucking entertaining

and i think he's carved out like a really amazing lane oh he's a smart guy yeah i like i have a lot of respect for what he's done um i have no care to talk about this so you guys i don't know i just thought it was funny because like freddie gibbs isn't like a punk he's kind of known to have like a pretty rough past or whatever so it's like he's usually not one of those guys you talk shit to yeah and so academics is just like kind of fearless right here and he will eventually have to see him one day and that's gonna be academics wasn't wrong though he basically was like gz is more relevant than academics and i mean then uh freddie gibbs and people like no he's not he's not putting on music and academics was like yeah but freddie gibbs don't sell if gz put out an album it would sell more than yeah that's what that's what the

beef was about and the internet ran with that i don't know what's more boring this or uh fabulous versus jada kiss nah jada was funny chill out chill out you're bugged jada was funny you didn't even watch it how you have an opinion on something you did not even tune in for one minute first of all let me let me let me clarify something um fabulous is unique in his ability to be the worst performer i've ever seen in my entire life like literally the most boring person i've ever seen perform in my entire life it is fascinating how catchy his music is because his music, I've been listening to Fabulous

since I'm a fucking kid. Okay? Yeah. I swear to God, I remember we saw him. Matter of fact, when we were at this arcade on 42nd Street.

Remember the arcade? It was in Times Square. It was on like the second floor. Dave and Buster. No, no. It wasn't Dave, but there was another one that you could go to

and like you could drink alcohol. We were too young to drink alcohol. That was on the bottom floor or something like that. Yeah. And we saw him pull up in a car. It was like exciting to see Fab the music's fire watching him perform is trash jada hilarious jada was so funny jada is a hilarious but he's a hilarious dude yeah and

genuinely nice guy i remember seeing him once in the street in la and i and he uh dapped him up and he was very cool about it so when i was in college, so very cool. But so boring. I mean, like Fab performing was awful. Yeah. And that's usually how he performs. But that's his thing. He's just always too cool for everything. Yeah.

But like be a little less cool and then put something in it. You know what I mean? Like, fam, when Jada had his arm over, I'm going to get married to this song. And he was doing the close talking. And Fab had to like put his hat down to block his breath from coming that shit was wild bro well that's why i was entertaining just to see how a fucking drunk jada was like that shit was funny no i love it you want to watch any of that or not nah we're good um what else next we want to watch uh britney dancing this poor actually i want to have this discussion um because uh i want to have this like bundle

discussion do you know what the the i think this is really interesting you brought this up which is like so six nine was being critical of uh justin bieber and ariana grande for using what are called bundles to sell more records right right and uh and i guess what a bundle is you guys correct me if i'm wrong but you basically say yo if you buy merch you get a free album with the merch but billboard counts that album as a merch sale right album sale the album is or if you buy a ticket to the show you give away an album etc right and six nine was critical he was like yo it shouldn't count because they're not actually just directly buying the album yeah they're buying that other thing and then you're counting the album so billboard you

shouldn't count that because the person is not choosing to buy the album right it is not the person's choice that makes them buy the album and i started thinking that and i go okay well it's not the person's choice what comes on on the radio. Matter of fact, what gets played on the radio, I mean, we've known for years, is manipulated through connections with record labels, et cetera. So if you don't count bundles, should we not count any play

that isn't dictated by the consumer? Radio's a little different because it's supposedly people calling in and requesting songs. And then if a song gets requested enough, they add it to the rotation. So maybe in that situation, if it's a call and request, we do it.

But still, the amount of people that are forced to listen to a song that they actually don't want to maybe shouldn't get counted the same. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't think a radio spin is the same as someone buying a record. It's not even close.

It's not even close. It's like a fraction, millifraction. Exactly, yeah. So I guess what they're doing is they break up the difference between a spin, a purchased album counts way more than just a stream. There's all these different ways to break it up. That being said, the person listening to the radio is not making the choice to listen to listen to it and i'm really curious what if you just made it about audience choice and it's just like you know if the audience chooses to listen to that fucking song then that's

what we count now that's where that gets dicey though because now with spotify you have playlists that curate what people choose that's another thing thing. People are paying somebody who runs a playlist to put my song on. And simultaneously- So break the playlist thing down. Mark was talking about that this week. It's the new radio. Yeah, it is.

So break how it works though. So it's twofold. You have individuals that are just like private people that are making playlists that people get on board with and listen to. And then people can follow the playlist. Yeah, exactly. And just like they'll follow an Instagram account

or something like that. And then that playlist will change. Yep, and they'll'll update it like if you follow like hot rap 2020 it'll just update with the hottest songs the hottest rap songs of 2020 right and then you also have spotify who's doing it as well okay and then spotify will hire djs to then make their playlist for them that'll be like a spotify official playlist right rap caviar is one of like the biggest rap playlist that's sponsored by spotify and they blacklisted six nine oh so they don't have his name or any of his music on the playlist which then like inevitably affect his place significantly right so if you have millions of people that are listening to this playlist every day that's potentially millions of listens

that aren't going to six nine exactly and getting on rap caviar is like a big deal yeah like now rappers will be like yo i gotta put on rap caviar like thank you so much whatever whatever so that's uh akin to like getting played on hot 97 or power 105 back in the day yeah where it's like my song is on z 100 or whatever like that and there's arguments made that it might even be bigger because you can actually track the metrics like you can actually see oh my like my song gets the views it doesn't go to the radio station right whereas the radio it gets played but you know how many motherfuckers actually listen to the radio spotify at that time exactly and the whole world's got it so you can actually see oh i got put on this playlist and now i have eight million ten million hundred million more listens interesting so why did he get why did he get banned or black i think it was after like the

rest as well as like his the allegations like the pedophilia shit back in the day clarify those because we don't want to put the p a word on motherfuckers that ain't so i think when he was like 17 or he was a minor he was seen in a video with like a 13 year old it was a music video and then the girl was kind of sexualized in the music video yeah and so then he got like charged as a he i think he pleaded guilty but he was a minor at the time right so it's not on his record ah right so it's kind of like expunged but right for whatever reason like people use that against him and he didn't fuck the girl or anything like that he's not like making out with the girl anything like that she was just sexualized in

this video i think that was his video right right which is still fucked up it's if your daughter you don't want that apparently he didn't know her age, allegedly. I just don't want to put that word on a motherfucker, and then all of a sudden, he's dead. But those are the accusations against him. And so is that coupled with his arrest and snitching and everything that they were like, yeah, we don't want to associate? Yeah, it's just so funny. But it's even more snake-ish from Spotify because they made the exclusive podcast about him that, who was it, Angela Yee?

Angie Martinez? Angie Martinez, yeah. Yo, you make an exclusive podcast about a motherfucker and then blacklist so you make money off him off the podcast and then you get the morality of oh we blacklisted him yeah but he's on the platform still he's on spotify but they just took him off the spotify playlist which is where you're getting all the views and then for him still to get a billboard is is impressive a billboard number one that being said he bundled his shit yeah which i get it's like you got to play the game yeah the way it's being played i actually am not against a bundle because

someone still has to choose it still has to be a real fan like to me buying the bundle to get the album that's a super fan right there you should should be able to be compensated for super fans supporting your art, whereas you just being on a playlist, you might not be a super fan of that person. You might just be on this powerful playlist. Yeah, I feel you, but what if, and I'm sure this doesn't happen too often. Poke holes in it, poke holes in it, yeah. But what if you just like the merch? What if the merch is just fire?

And what if the merch is dumb cheap, like a dollar? Now I'm getting a play for super cheap, and i sell a piece of merch with it well i guess it would be you'd get an album buy which still counts but yeah that's a great point also it could manipulate yeah yeah yeah yeah that's i'll deliver the whole album for a dollar here buy this sticker yeah no that's that's a good point because then i think because of this bundle situation he actually has the biggest drop from week one to week two. So he had a number one, and then it dropped all the way down to 37. So I have something about that. I think that 6-9 strategy is very similar to our strategy in the game with stand-up, where I don't think he's going for a longevity with an album right like our

stand-up strategy is i want to be in front of you every week here's a new clip every single week and these clips will pop some of them will last forever some of them might fall off but it was like what's more valuable is having each clip and pumping up each clip and albums people like let me put out this great masterpiece. Kendrick Perkins, Kendrick Lamar is going to come out with an amazing masterpiece of an album. People listen to it a few weeks

and then it will go away, almost like a comedy special. People talk about it for a couple weeks and then it will go away, right? Like Chappelle's thing last week. Everybody talked about it and nobody talks about it anymore, right? So I think he recognized that

and he's like, oh oh if i just create buzz every week or every month a new song every week or every month i stay high and i don't waste 12 songs on one album and then they're done in two weeks that's smart fucking album i think he really i think i mean is that fair to say mark what you think about it yeah no I completely agree I think his whole strategy is like just get hype in the moment and keep chugging away on like like check by check getting the momentary hype and then it's like jumping from one lily pad to the next or whatever that uh metaphor is you know in video games or like you bounce the only thing is his strategy of getting the attention though yeah like i wish it

was just the music that spoke for it so that's the difference between us right we rely on content he relies on antics yeah so our yeah but imagine you had jay-z imagine you had uh kendrick imagine you have one of these motherfuckers that every month was putting out a banger of a song that was just fire and like cool features and amazing you'd be like oh shit this is every single week i get this yeah like or every single month whatever it was that'd be the biggest rapper in the world hands down yeah i remember when uh good music was doing those good music fridays that shit was fire fire having like the lamborghini mercy and then like it was just banger after banger after banger.

That shit was hard. And think about it. Even to this day, you're going, good music did it. Yeah. You're not saying the artists. Yeah. You're like, good music was putting it out and it blew up good music. Yeah.

So. Yeah. And especially when you can't tour. Oh my God. Yes. You can't be on the road. Like this is your only way to like build like uh continual hype that's right because they can't do big shows yeah you have to keep the hype

going you put out an album and think about it you put out an album you're taking that let's say you work on your album for a month right you're taking that month and you're taking that month of brain power and dividing it into 12 different songs. Imagine you just took a month and worked on one song and then next month worked on one song. And now you got 12 songs over the year, but each one gets all your brain power. Yeah. Each one you work on on fucking rhymes,

every single, I mean, it's, it's, it's different musically, obviously, but like every week when we put out the piece we are dedicating all our brain power to that piece we're not making 12

episodes of this show the rant right in one month and then spreading them out throughout the year and if we did they would be worse it takes every fucking hour that we put in yeah to make that shit good imagine an artist like kendrick Lamar and like a real fucking artist with just one song. Hey, here's one. This is my song this month. Technically though, they kind of do that

because they have like year or two or three year intervals between the album drop. So maybe they are putting everything into that one song. They just hold it after it's done. If that's their strategy.

Sometimes a guy like Yeezy will just go, he's's so talented i'll just do it for a couple weeks yeah like rock musicians used to do that they like all right let's write let's go in this house and like live there and write the album over a month i guess maybe a kendrick writes his pieces over a certain amount of time if he does i think he also feels like i feel like there's an artistic like the album has a storyline through it it all means something at all whatever yeah and you could theoretically do like this year is about this and then this is the year of and then you could have your album title and then it's like a thematic year and once a month you release it think about that shit what if you had each song react to the next song based on the new information you know about the world but you still had a through line

going and all of a sudden at the end of the year, you sell the full album, and you see the connective tissue that exists between all the songs. That's kind of dope. That'd be hot. And it's like now the album becomes a piece of art in and of itself,

and there's a reason to purchase it. And now you hold the full year hostage, attention-wise. You own the year. Oh, shit. Chelsea dropping a mixtape. Let's go, son. Let's go, let's go son

i think that'd be kind of fire man if the musicians did that yeah and then and you know what you you would body six nine out of here because the reality is we're into the antics and these things are so fucking entertaining but the content is trash the reason we're into the antics is because there's not content right now imagine someone with top tier content came out with that shit honestly music should be better than ever during quarantine you have nothing to do you can all record from home yeah but a lot of times to enjoy the music you want to be out oh but like artistic music like not some shit that i'm vibing to with my friends gay music music comedy shit that gay shit should be gayer than ever some ballads bro

we need some ballads we need some ballads bro yeah like Kendrick could probably drop now and it would be a perfect time to drop but I hear what you're saying everybody sits with it

and you know just digesting it breaking it apart you just take it go for a ride you can't appreciate I can't appreciate a Kendrick thing

on the first listen but like DaBaby for example his album just dropped not too long ago and that shit came and went because even though there's bangers but all his type of music you need to be outside and enjoy that you see the baby get conscious no you're not yours performance oh yeah he's a he's a like all his ideas to me are creative even the video that he ended up doing like a george floyd performance but the music video is him and roddy rich and they're in like a

zombie apocalypse situation it's like the walking dead he's always got ideas the only thing is that it's funny because he's also the baby but little baby dropped the conscious one like a week or two before and i think he saw how well that did oh he's like i'm on it yeah yeah yeah i give more credit to little baby because he was the first like major artist to come out with some conscious shit you're gonna see a lot of performative uh support i think because people gravitate towards what's successful and it doesn't mean that they don't also care about the causes but artists generally are going to replicate what they see uh gives them the most you know i don't know financial success or potential financial success in the future by galvanizing the families. I don't think you're wrong.

I think overall, even if that's true, I like DaBaby and I like he approaches his videos in particular with a lot of creativity. Like that Broadway bop shit, that one take was fire as fuck. His team, Real Goats, they like the this of music.

They just be doing some creative shit they're always thinking and you don't like hear their name all the time in the zeitgeist but that's a team that's like man they're fine they'd be putting out fire yeah no i respect it he has he's one of those guys man like where the antics make you are almost like a a disguise for the brilliance i think so you know what i mean like uh i feel that same way about there's this ufc fighter who fought this weekend mike perry that shit was great so this guy platinum mike perry i'm a fan bro so platinum mike mike perry did we want him on flagrant too man this guy is the epitome of flagrancy but i mean he had no corner al did

you watch the fight no so he didn't have i was reading books you were reading books yeah so um so he had nobody in his corner right except his girlfriend and a cut man so his girlfriend was his trainer and she was holding the pads for him he is say money i don't know if that's the reason maybe it was but he is a master of antics like almost like takashi level yeah but also executes when he's out there in the ring yeah so having your girlfriend in your corner no one else because you left your team and you're trying to prove that you don't need your team oh that's the reason why yeah so he has his girl like he's like i could have anybody in other words i could have anybody there and i'm gonna do okay i'm the one in the ring i'm the one that has to fight like what don't act like you're bigger

than me which is an interesting perspective i i think for training partners it's probably advantageous to like be in one of these gyms but at the end of the day it's like what you do in the ring but he's so erratic in what he says he gave the funniest post-fight speech i've ever seen in my entire life also real quick during the fight like in the break or whatever between rounds he's like having to tell his girl how to put the ice pack on he's like right there right there where do you want the ice pack he's like where i'm bleeding out of my head can you try to put it there please thank you so that sounds horrible no no no if she wasn't good in the ring and now you're a girl man i know but he's so fascinating because he has this way of like speaking like he's apparently two percent black but he says the m word

like he's just he's like super he's this super fascinating character but when i see him in the ring or the octagon whatever the fuck they call it, especially on his ground game, he's super disciplined. Like technically, not just try to like brute force beat you out, like technically super disciplined. And even when he's striking, he gets caught a lot, but his hands are always super high. Like he has a lot of things that are very defensive and protective, but his behavior isn't really consistent with that. So most people think- Yeah, it's aggressive. And most people are like, oh, he's just a wild boy.

He's just out there. And I'm watching the guy. I'm like, wait, wait, hold up. He actually is really technical and really knows what he's doing. So I start going, if he's so technical in the ring, it's not that crazy to assume he's technical in the press conference, technical in hyping himself. Post-fight interview. Technical in the post-fight interview.

It sounds a lot like Izzy, though. He's different. Izzy is a masterful technician in the ring. Yeah. But you see it in every different part. Platinum Mike Perry is much more of a brawler. Okay. But his ground game was super technical.

Listen, does that make sense? Did you guys feel that way? Yeah. And izzy's antics are like overtly clever like when he's talking you know he's a funny guy who's self-aware like you know is he's trying is he's aware of what he's doing funny like he's a character you think he this is just who he is and andrew thinks i think he knows what he's doing but you think oh this is just a wild boy who doesn't give a fuck about any of this this or this he comes across like Tekashi. I think Mike Perry, if we sat down, I think he'd be like, I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm smarter than all these motherfuckers.

And I know exactly how to rouse shit up. And I know how to sell fights. And I know everything is calculated. Every single thing I do is calculated. I love that. That's the best type. And I'm going to act crazy. WWE to UFC.

And I think what you said is really interesting about Izzy. Whereas Izzy is Izzy. We I'm going to add crazy. WWE to UFC. And I think what you said is really interesting about Izzy, whereas Izzy is Izzy. We are getting Izzy. Yeah. Like, he knows who he is, and he's funny with the fucking internet stuff, the memes, and he knows who he's jabbing. And when he's being funny, we know he's trying to be funny. We're not like, oh, Izzy's so crazy. When he's entertaining at a press conference, he purposely means to be entertaining at the

press conference. I get what you're saying. When Mike Perry's talking about how he didn't pay taxes last year, and he's like, yo, why would y'all give me the money and expect me not to spend it? He literally said that. Like, in the press conference, he's like, all right, I got to pay the tax, man.

I still don't understand. Like, if y'all give me the money, y'all should have taken the taxes out if you wanted. Don't give me money and not expect me to spend it. Like, you're dying laughing, but you're like, he's serious. But low key, I'm like, nah, this guy knows exactly what the fuck he's doing, bro. Yeah.

I think he's aware of it. I would love to ask him. I just hope he paid them taxes. Yeah, me too. Pay them shit, bro. That's why you got no corner. You got a girlfriend doing fucking over time. Snitch on yourself a lot on public TV.

That's great. But anyway, fascinating fight. Interesting. You guys should watch that post fight interview if you can, man. Yeah. It was very good. Yo, this is Sasha Baron Cohen shit. You want to talk to talk about did y'all see it i did okay um we're gonna take a break for a second pay some bills i gotta piss but then we come back we talk about that all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second we gotta pay some bills listen i know

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uh he went to not an alt-right rally but he went to a group that was like a militia group in uh washington state and got on stage somehow and started singing this wild ass song. As a country singer, like he put on makeup and all that shit. And then some people started singing along and I don't remember the exact lyrics, but something about like giving Obama the Wuhan flu and cut off the journalist's head like the Saudis do. Chop him up like the Saudis do. Yeah. Wuhan flu. It looks like it's only stills from it.

I don't see it. No, there's a video. Yeah, the first one. But it's all good. Chop him up like the saudis do yeah wuhan flu it's only stills from it i don't see it no there's a video yeah the first one but it's all good is it chop them up like the saudis do yeah yeah um thoughts akash so here's the one thing that was a bit unfair as i like research it a little more it wasn't it says white supremacist rally in the article these guys are actually very anti-racism they're like a militia group that's like we believe in guns and all that but we're not doing this we're not doing racist shit and then apparently once like a few people started singing along they were like yo get the fuck out of here and sasha showed up with like a ton of security and pussy yeah i mean it's also i mean

these are a group of people that believes in guns you're gonna say some shit to piss them off right to their face. But you're saying calling them white supremacists. It's a bit unfair. I mean, like he needed to get it done and whatever. And like not including when they kicked him off for saying it. Yeah. Yeah.

So I thought it was an unfair bit of marketing. Yeah. But isn't that usually what he does? So that's the thing with him. Like I fucking die laughing at some of this shit. Some of the hardest I've ever laughed is at some of, like, the Ali G stuff or, like, the Bruno. Borat. Borat stuff.

I mean, like, fucking die laughing. That being said, it is the easiest type of humor. Like, he literally does, like, the most juvenile, low-hanging fruit type of humor that exists he basically finds the ostracized people like whoever the leading group or the elites are of that country right he finds the group that they hate and ostracize and then confirms their bias based on the stereotypes they have so in america obviously the leading group are like you know lefties and they run hollywood etc so he goes okay who do they hate oh they hate these like rednecks so i'm gonna go find white people being racist and then confirm that they're racist

right so i'll go to this trump rally or i'll do another thing etc and it's like first of all you're some fucking spoiled brat that went to Oxford. You don't know dick about America, right? Like you don't know anything about people in the South at all. All you knew was, okay, I can make money if I come here and confirm how those rich white people feel about those poor white people. So that's what I'll do. Oh, what do Americans hate right now? Oh, they hate Muslims because they're in a war with Muslims. Okay, I'll make a movie where I make Muslims look really bad. The dictator, right? It's like, I don't see him keeping that same energy with anything.

I don't see him coming after Jews at all. He's a Jewish guy. He just points out white racism and anti-Semitism. I think that's what he's pointing out. I was even looking for characters. I was like, that's what he's pointing out i'm i was even looking for characters i was like that's interesting like has he ever done a like a character shows like israel palestine relations in his who is america show yeah i remember being excited about it did he go at left-wing people though because the clips that went viral were i mean they were wild like

getting fucking senators to say some crazy shit and do some super gay shit or whatever but like there was one character he did in that who's america show i think it was aaron marad where fucking senators to say some crazy shit and do some super gay shit or whatever. But like. There was one character he did in that Who's America show. I think it was Aaron Marad where he plays like an Israeli anti-terrorist guy teaching like people at a corporate office how to like deal with terrorists. I'm fucking dying laughing. It's hilarious. I mean, he has the guy dress up as an Indian and then have a snake charm. And that's how you.

Bro, it's hysterical. Bro, i die laughing at it it's stupid it's but it's super like juvenile but it's fucking hilarious it's just so stupid that being said like i don't know if he's keeping the same energy it seems a little bullyish it's bullish and you don't know anything about the culture you're some fucking snob from england you're some rich boy from england and you front in so you can make money off of this stereotypes that these elites that these elites have that's all you and i got caught up in it because i was this new york elite you know i'm putting quotes on that but like i was one of these new york coastal guys that knew nothing about the south before i really started to learn about these people right and like have family from there so i could really understand their perspective but like before i was like oh

yeah look how racist they are ha ha ha i have these feelings and then i would go i don't even know these people why am i calling them racist if you rewatch borat though it's just like some funny ass antics like the second he gets to new york and he lets a fucking he opens up his briefcase and a fucking chicken comes out and starts running around like he goes to feminist groups and like picks at them like he does go at everybody but he tends to pick on the redneck i don't i don't think he goes at everybody i think he goes at white people are racist i think he goes white people are racist i think that's it i think we know that and i don't think we need some guy from england coming here to tell us that but it seems like that's what a lot that that's my i laugh on a primal level at him a lot i die laughing again from a from a laughing perspective i'm fucking crying yeah like that's the end of the goal and that's at the end of it

that's what matters that's what matters at 100 what i value about us is we're coming to everybody everybody gets we're coming we'll come in muslims and we'll come at jews we'll come at black people come at white people come at Indians. Everybody gets these jokes. His jokes have a specific target, a specific audience, and he's not keeping that same energy. Not even with himself. He's Jewish. I'm sure there'd be a million jokes he could make about himself, his culture, his people. He could go out to his seeds.

He could go with his seeds, but he's not. It's all, you're just going to go on Muslims and white. You're going to go on Muslims and you're going to go at white, white racist it's like really dog that's it is there something where it's like he's making fun of muslims but in such an exaggerated way that it's like nobody actually believes these things like it's almost pointing out like the is there something like that like he's pointing out the i think he's pointing out the white racism the racism i mean he's pointing out the white reason that they could believe these things about those people. Right.

A hundred percent. He's doing it. But also, you know, who knows? I don't know what he feels. I'll be honest. I have to look at every single one. Again, I die laughing. I die laughing.

It's no different than seeing like a fat person fall. It's fucking hilarious. No, listen, it's like a dude eat a fucking hot dog and his friends laugh at it. Like, that's the type of humor it is to me but he's not keeping that same energy and it's kind of annoying when people who aren't from here come here and they trash half the fucking country and they have no clue about those people whatsoever yeah and they're doing it to serve themselves so it's like if you here's here's my issue with it at the end of the day is if you're you're not fighting against racism you're profiting off of racism just like white people are profiting off of racism

right you're using racism to line your pockets and you're not exposing that people are racist to us motherfucker we know we're from here we know about white racism you just found out you got off the boat to your point you see what i'm saying a little bit to your point i got more annoyed when he started being more socially vocal this year because before i just thought he it was who do i make fun of all right this is an easy target let's make fun of that that's an easy target let's make fun of that because i also know like the andy rooney interview he did when he was pretending to be ollie g and he's interviewing this fucking elite newscaster and just pissing him off with his misuse of grammar and his stupid ass questions and like i thought hey he just makes fun of people that are targets how can i make fun

of this guy let's go yeah but when he started getting more social i was like nobody wants what was he doing socially what was he like he recently said some shit like as sasha baron cohen not as a character not as a joke like he went on like he gave a very long speech about i don't know i tuned that shit out immediately but it's like the problems with american politics and whatever how we approach did he i can't recall exactly no that shit this shit went twitter viral he's such a mouth the other thing that bugs me about him is that oftentimes the people that he's exploiting and making fun of are like typically nothing but like really kind and welcoming to him like specifically in borat like he like goes into people's homes

that know that he's like a foreigner that know he's from uh what country he stays from kazakhstan yeah but still like let him into their home and let him eat dinner with them and like let him sing the national anthem and then intentionally tries to make them look stupid yeah he's a piece of fucking shit which to me feels like exploitative like he's exploiting them he's really and he's profiting off of the racism that he's accusing them of yeah like why don't you if you really want to fight racism and you're trying to expose it give all your money back give all the money you made off of showing that people are racist give it back would you say he's fighting against it a little bit by showing how dumb they are i don't think

he's fighting at all i think what he's doing is cleverly editing the video to show that these people are racist but if you actually look what mark was saying is if you actually pull out and you go wait a minute they can't be that hateful if they brought him into their home they're feeding the guy they're being sweet to him and a lot of these people like even when he was singing a song at the fucking thing a lot of these people are seeing an idiot on stage and they feel bad for the idiot so they're trying to make the idiot feel better right are they racist or are they trying to agree with someone that they feel bad for they feel bad for this motherfucker like he's singing and he's like throw the jew down the well that song wait what was that one where he goes to the rodeo and he's singing the song where he's

like yeah like singing about trying to kill all the jews so that america can be free this is one of mark's songs that he's just trying to wait a minute i remember that yeah yeah yeah okay like a country rodeo dress yeah yeah no that's funny and he's singing the song going wild and all the people kind of like start singing along with them yeah and it's like maybe they're racist but maybe like they're just trying to go along with this guy from this country that's a little that's a lot that was a lot what i would say is this i was like i'd be like yo keep the same entry go to israel and say like throw the palestine palestinian down the well right like you think you might get a little support yeah but you're not gonna do that video right or if you even were like hey like if you would never do anything that would expose the people

that are paying you like he would never do anything that's going to expose the the the side of showtime or the side of hbo or side of whatever network is paying him to do his shows i don't think he would ever do anything to fuck the bag up so at the end of the day you're just doing it for money bro yeah you know what i mean which is fine but don't act like you're like keeping the same energy don't act like you're doing you taking advantage of these people just like racists take advantage of these people. You're part of the same fucking thing. Yeah. If you want to make fun of everybody, let's fucking go.

The other wild thing about it is there's one part of Who Is America where he's interviewing a high-ranking politician or some powerful person in Vegas. And he's making some joke where he's like, oh, do you think you could get me a young boy? And the guy was like, well, I i can't but i know someone that could and he was like wait what and he's like yeah like i mean like the cameras are off right and they weren't but he was like yeah i could hook it up and basically was like uncovering like this pedophile ring with this powerful dude and he was like yeah i didn't want to include it in the episode because i felt like it was you fucking coward something i don't know the exact details apparently after he gave the interview it explained it people were like well why didn't you say something he was like oh i turned it over to the fbi bullshit so you part of it he turned it over to the fbi after but it hurts because you could have like really done

something you put that out nobody's trying to protect these people no no hold up hold up you're in a conversation with a stranger right you make a joke yeah we might have to knock this dude out we may he we make we make a joke right you're in a conversation you make a little joke about getting boys and he goes honestly if you wanted a boy i could probably arrange that i mean the cameras are off right the next thing you do is you go to the police and you get this guy arrested or you get this guy locked up in some way where you can find out where this fucking boy ring is and also i would lie and be like yeah cameras are off and then i will put it out online immediately i don't know if the cops are gonna do shit so hey national tv let's do something now it's possible fraud and then he

actually is talking about how you can silence the boy like that was his issue he's like yeah i molested this kid he's like talking what do i do and the guy was like oh i can i can get you a lawyer to like silence the kid i got you that's and he cut that part out of the episode yeah and he talked about it later and then there was some backlash and then apparently released all the information of the fbi so come on now yo come on bro you know what time it is you know what's going on that's wild yeah why are you looking it up right now yeah so that's the thing like that's the thing with these guys these like woke motherfuckers it's like you know exactly that you come in here to get the fucking bag and this is what americans do and i don't know why we're

so fucking welcoming and maybe we're it we're welcoming. Maybe we're so divided that if you just appease one side, we don't care about the other. But like Americans aren't united enough where we come here and go, who the fuck is this foreign rich motherfucker coming here making fun of us? We go, oh, they're making fun of the people. Oh, he's making fun of the people that I don't like or I'm told not to like. Ha ha ha. We're so loyal to our side that if if one side was like no having sex with kids is okay people from that side would be like yeah i guess so like i really believe that but

that how fucked up like americans on some level i wish we would come together and be like yo we're not gonna let these foreigners come in here and judge us like they know shit if you come in and you spend some time here and you actually learn about the people you're gonna fucking make fun of okay fine but you're not to fucking make fun of okay fine but you're not going to just hop off and then just appease Trevor Noah and

John Oliver John Oliver and all these motherfuckers you're not going to hop off the fucking plane and then appease one side by shitting all over the other side

it's corny you always speak on racism in America and this is how you want to affect change cool there's a lot of racism in South Africa

apartheid ended Thursday yo son this shit legit ended after the simpsons the simpsons is older than black people being free in south africa so it's like if you so that's where it's like and we have to understand it is a comedic show and it has to be a comedic show with a first purpose comedy because if the first purpose was ending racism you know where you would start right you would start in the place where your family's members are enduring that shit all the

time right right but if your first purpose is being like a really famous and wealthy comic then you're here yes and that's how i'm gonna treat you as someone who just wants to make a lot of money yes and i'm not gonna take you seriously politically because if you really wanted to help you're gonna go you want to start at home and this is the most fertile market for conscious comedy that's how progressive america is you can make the most money here being progressive and fighting racism. South Africa, you ain't going to make as much over there because the white people there are probably like, eh. Yeah. It is.

Something rubs me the wrong way, man. Something rubs me. Especially with the Sacha Baron Cohen dude. Like, it's always, I've laughed my fucking ass off. I was laughing today when I was watching a clip, but there was always something about it that maybe it was what you said mark it was just exploitive and it seemed like it was just exploiting people who kind of were being nice and taking someone in see i didn't see it as social because i was like oh he's being straight mean to some of these people who are letting him into his house but it is still funny so funny is funny and i laugh i hadn't i didn't see it as like trying to push any social agenda recently he

started being more social and even then i think i kind of dissociated the two like yeah he's just being social now yeah right but if his point is i want to expose these underbellies of america's like nah it ain't it yeah if you can look at it just being funny and kind of see it almost like jackass then it's great that's how and the way he opens borat with the fucking chicken and then he starts unpacking in the elevator room he's like i won't go to a small and the elevator is like i won't go to a smaller hotel room yeah it's like it's all just to me primarily funny yeah but to try to make some sort of greater deduction about like american society through it seems yeah shut your mouth

if he's doing that that's You spoiled little rich boy from Oxford. Shut the fuck up. How dare you come here and make fun of us? Eventually, Americans, we're going to have enough pride together where we're like, yo, who the fuck do you think you are? The boss that you would have to have. Like, how divided are America? We will just let someone who knows nothing about half the country make fun of them and laugh along and exalt them and make them worth tens of millions of

dollars we don't identify with that half we got to start identifying yo that's our brothers bro that's our brothers and sisters right there we just let them get clowns you from the south i say that there's a lot of good people from the south some of them want to kill me also mainly good people just small percentage of people got me on the list people want to kill you here go to bensonhurst go to bay ridge you're probably right you're talking about you're talking about the stefanon yannis them hyenas will gobble you up throw me to the wolf yo no in all seriousness like you can find hateful people anywhere yes it's never a question yes you know it's just weird that we gotta we gotta have a little bit

more pride in that regard we gotta cut that shit out we gotta cut or you just come for everybody and then i love it if the people who come for everybody i fucking love you i think you're the man i think that's why john stewart low-key was just such a goat bro yeah he's like a motherfucker would come for everybody, man. And he'd talk to everybody. He'd go on Bill O'Reilly shit like, yo, what's up, bro? Let's chop it up. He's not going to hang out in his little corner in his safe space

and only have the softball interviews thrown to him and all that shit. Nah, I want the smoke. And we know a guy who worked with Jon Stewart and was like through and through, he was just the best dude. Yeah. Like in every way, just a fucking real dude. Yeah. You remember before the podcast,

we were talking about comedians after they have like a really big hit. You want to talk about that? Yeah, Al brought up a very interesting point, which is like, is it hard for comedians once they have a big hit to maintain that level of funny? It's not just standups,

like comedic actors, all these people you brought up Steve Carell. Yeah. You think that Steve Carell office days? Great. Hasn't had a hit since. I don't, nothing as good as the office.

Uh, Chappelle, he hasn't done TV or movies since. So, right. I think he's, I wouldn't say afraid, but I don't think he's willing to come back to the screen

because they're just going to compare it to- Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Ooh, afraid of not living up to the expectations. And so I was digging up Jon Stewart because I'm like, all right, he might see all the missteps of other people. That's why he stayed away from TV.

He hasn't done TV movies, anything really. He has? Yeah, our boy Robbie worked on the the show it was a uh a cartoon show but the technology for the cartoons didn't exist it was supposed to be a cartoon news show that made fun of both sides of the media but even that it's like uh it's a cartoon show it's not him yeah so what he would say is like when they would have these conversations just talk politics he'd get like point. So what he would say is like, when they would have these conversations, just talk politics, he'd get like all emotional. And then he would say like, you see why I can't do this for a living,

be in front of, it was literally killing me. Like this guy really cares. Yeah. And it's not fake. It's not phony. Like he's doing this in a fucking barn where he lives or wherever.

Like he's not going to New York. He's not that guy. He just like really cares. And when they talk about it, he'd get all fucking worked up. Oh, word? And he's like, I can't,

I couldn't do it anymore, man. It's actually killing me. Oh, I respect that. That's what's up. Yeah, no, he's all fucking worked up and he's like I can't I couldn't do it anymore man it's actually killing me oh I respect that that's what's up yeah nah he's a fucking beast but to your point when he felt like this isn't gonna be what I wanted to be quality wise cut it that's why he cut it the technology isn't good enough this isn't gonna be quality like

I want it to be quality cut it I admire that yo don't put out the bullshit so dope HBO take your money back whatever we need to do it's fine the's fine I wouldn't go that far but I definitely I definitely keep that money but I would give it my best effort

he put out a movie right or produced a movie or something like that yeah there's a movie going around yeah there's a movie going around I want to check that out

his PR company actually hit us up and they were like would you like to have John on for Brilliant Idiots and I was like yeah I'd love to

and let me know and then they hit me back and I was like, yeah, I'd love to and let me know and then they hit me back and they were like, John, pass. And I'm like, y'all asked me. What the,

you can't pass on asking me. Isn't that the weirdest? You want to go to prom? Yeah, actually, I'd pass. Charlamagne asked

to do Breakfast Club. Well, I guess what happened is they got, they'd pass. Charlamagne asked to do Breakfast Club. Well, I guess what happened is they got Breakfast Club interview. He interviewed him on Breakfast Club so I guess that it would be redundant

or some shit but like I thought that shit was so funny the nerve to ask me. I say yeah and then hit me back like he passed.

Like bitch, find what that shit he wants to do first. John, we would love you on Flagrant 2. Alright? Yeah, we would. Not from you, bitch. We're going to do first. John, we would love you on Flagrant 2. All right? Yeah, we would. Not from you, bitch.

We're going to go direct to John. Yeah, 100%. That's like me on, how I used to be on dating apps. Like, I would just swipe right. On everyone. And they like you, and then you're like,

nah, I'm not interested. I just want to see what you're like. That's what I felt like. I felt like one of your, oh! All right. In all seriousness, we got a couple sports things that we got to because cool interesting things happen yeah so uh akash bring us in so patriots are you want to

talk about how the fuck do they find a way but you want to talk about great marketing go so the patriots got caught filming another team again, the Bengals. They said it was for a part of some TV series they were shooting, and they accidentally caught their footage. I love the Patriots. I love Bill Belichick, but they are for sure cheaters. It's too many times, and you can't have this many excuses. So they got caught.

They got a million-dollar fine, and they lost a third-round draft pick, which third round, that's like good players. You're still getting a good starter in the third round. Yep. So to cover for what all I'm sure the blowback would be, they signed Cam Newton for less than what they're getting fined. And now you don't hear about the fine. You don't hear about the draft pick.

All you hear about, and I think it's a great signing regardless, but all you hear about is, you know, the Patriots got Cam Newton for nothing. Here we go again. Let's go. Let's get them to Super Bowl. That's funny because that is all I heard about. That is all you heard. I didn't hear about is you know the patriots got cam newton for nothing here we go again let's go let's get them to super that's funny because that is all i heard about all you heard i didn't hear about this fine i barely heard about it if i wasn't an avid fan of ticky wicky i wouldn't know about it bro it is unbelievable how they managed to do it every single fucking

time and i don't so a lot of people are saying like i don't know if you guys hear this can y'all hear it uh probably if you guys are raining so it just started pouring rain like torrential downpour and we're on the highest floor in our building uh really high and uh fourth floor but whatever uh and uh so you're actually hearing it on the roof if you hear that but it probably will go away but anyway go on so cam newton i was a massive cam newton fan he has not been the same since that super bowl like everybody's trying to make this a race issue and like why'd he get paid so little he got paid like a million dollars because he hasn't been really good incentive laden though you could it is heavily incentivized but richard sherman was like this is a travesty

he's a trend transcendent talent. How did he get paid so little? White quarterbacks get paid so much. Black quarterbacks get paid. Teddy Bridgewater got a $33 million signing bonus a few months ago. Right, right. What Cam Newton was in 2015 when he won the MVP, he has not been the same since. And he also has not played in a year and a half because his shoulder was shot.

He fucked up his foot with a serious injury, Liz Frank. Like, he's not the same but the patriots went 11 and 5 with matt castle when tom brady got right i don't give a fuck how cam newton is feeling he better than matt castle right so i think they're i think they're contenders again i just do i think that uh yeah i agree with you there and also not as much is going to be asked of Cam Newton if he's on the Patriots yeah the Patriots had an amazing run game last year right yep and I think Cam will have to manage the game and he is more than capable if he comes close to his prior form yeah of managing a game especially when you have the offensive line the Patriots have and you have the coach in the Patriots have so I think it's the ideal situation for him to potentially make a comeback and make more money

and I think that was the conversation I think the conversation is look we're gonna make you look great motherfucker you're not gonna have to do shit we're gonna make give you the easiest throws to complete we're gonna do the best but you're gonna manage the fucking game you're gonna play one year with us and you're gonna make you going to get a three-year deal after this for crazy money, which we're not going to pay for because we're going to be developing a new quarterback under you or this, that, the other. So this works better for both of us.

What you could do is go make $15 million on another team and suck because that other team sucks, right? And then you don't get another contract after it. I think this is richard sherman is talking about this um in in a uh too short of a time window he's not he's actually not giving cam enough credit for how intelligent a move this is i think this is like what teddy bridgewater did teddy bridgewater could have probably started for a lot of teams especially after one year sitting and getting healthy with the saints yeah he said let me sit one more year let me learn a little more and then he got his

chance shine and then he got 33 million guaranteed which is a great move and if you looked at his one year thing and you'd probably be like hey you played well you did amazing like why are you taking such short money this is what they do to black quarterbacks or if you look at teddy like oh he's actually a really brilliant guy he's got a plan here here. And the next year he makes that $33 million guaranteed. You're like, oh, this is working out perfectly. And I don't know that Cam was getting $15 million offers, but the best move is to go to Bill Belichick. And to be honest, his coach, his old coach, Ron Rivera, gets a lot of credit.

And he's like, everybody in Washington is happy he's there. I think Ron Rivera ruined Cam Newton. Why? Because Cam Newton is massive. So they would run him all the time. Too much here. And Cam Newton also, this is on him, just because you're bigger than most linebackers doesn't mean you should just try to run all of them over because eventually that damage adds up. But if you have a coach that's willing to say like, you know what, like Kyler

Murray's coach in Arizona, Scott or Cliff Kingsbury, he's not having Kyler run a lot. Kyler's also smart and he knows I'm a a little motherfucker i can't take a lot of punishment but his coach is also not having him scramble a bunch not having him get hit yeah you need a coach that won't wear you the fuck out bill belichick is not going to run a bunch of running plays for camp yeah i think he's got to know more than that yeah so he's going to have cam throwing easy throws set it up we got a great defense run game i don't know if it was great or not, but we'll be good enough. Right. Let's just get this done.

You'll go make money somewhere else. We'll keep developing QBs. You think he's going to be disciplined enough to adopt the system? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah? I think everybody falls in line. Ocho Cinco fell in line. Right?

Like, this is the Patriots. I think this is a really smart move. So what? AB? Say what? Antonio Brown. Yeah yeah but he also got he was falling in line he got arrested or whatever the fuck so the patriots cut him oh yeah he had a sexual assault charge and he spoke matter of fact they probably would have kept him but he went on

instagram and spoke about the sexual assault charge yeah and i think that was the issue with our like patriots we keep everything in house you let You let us handle it. I'm sure the Patriots are like, yo, we have the PR team here. We will put out the fires. We had a murderer on our fucking team. Yeah. That's true. We put out the fires. But AB went his way, and then they clipped him, and he begged for his job back.

He knew what he did. He apologized, right? Like, he apologized to everybody in the organization. He's still been on some fuck the NFL shit, but he ain't on fuck the Patriots. Yeah. Yeah. Right? That's true.

Maybe Kraft. He might have said fuck a couple people. He said fuck a couple of Patriots, but then left a couple out. It was like an odd thing. But I think he's just trying to save face because he knew he fucked up. But now if I apologize, I look like a bitch and nobody's hiring me, I might as well make it seem like I am in control of the narrative, which he wasn't. Well, okay.

Last thing before we get out of here. Drake's coming into the bubble, I really yeah so the bubble is in orlando there's a couple things going on that are quite interesting um the bubble in orlando they call it a bubble because literally no one in no one out right so the bubble is this for the nba uh playoffs the end of the season and playoffs they're about to happen in orlando where the entire league is going to go to this place in orlando no one in no one out and a massive problem is and apparently this is what all the players are asking about yeah obviously i don't even need you to finish this pussy these guys even if they are married are just tearing through pussy on the road.

They got side chicks in every city. I'm not snitching everybody, but we all know what the fuck time it is. Guys, just pick up a book. So if you're in the bubble, they're not going to be flying bitches in and out. That's locked in. So the dudes are rightfully asking,

yo, are we supposed to go two months without pussy? That being said, you're going to get the best play that you've ever had. I mean, it's going to be super aggressive. Maybe it's going to be back to the 80s where they were just swinging all motherfuckers. Imagine the most testosterone-induced human beings on the planet

not being able to let that testosterone out. It's like Jailball. It's Jailball, dude. This is going to be the replacements or whatever that movie was. Oh, yeah. Was it a replacement? Any, what, Longest Yard.

Longest Yard, yeah. So they're going to be in there, but a big issues with the girls and then i heard a rumor that drake might be coming into the bubble breaking news yeah so maybe we get drake and that's a problem yo and i i actually think it's a smart move on drake's part yep but drake ain't gonna be able to go two months without getting pussy drake gonna be bringing motherfuckers in and out so he doesn't have to stay the whole time. Follow the rules, right?

No, I think everybody there. The person that is going to come up the most are these bitches that are working like the Chicken Tender machine. You know what I mean? Filling Coca-Cola's up. They're going to be getting pregnant. Yo, I'm saying if you have a job in Orlando working in the bubble and you are a girl, you are going to catch yourself a ball player. You might not get pregnant, but you're definitely going to get some dick and you're going to be fucking way out of your league because you're the only pussy in the bubble. Son, you better do what you can to be the baddest tender bitch.

Son. Fry them up. Fuck tender. This tender. This tender, dog. I wonder if the cheerleaders are going to go down because they're going to get smoked. if the cheerleaders are going to go down because they're going

to get smoked. That's the solution is you bring quietly like a set number of hoes in and that's just these are the bitches for the two months.

If you are a dude in Orlando and talk to your family members, if you are a dude in Orlando that got a girlfriend that's working in a bubble and she's like,

babe, I can't see you for the next couple months. I got to work in a bubble. Kiss that bitch. She belongs in the bubble now. She belongs in a bubble Kiss that bitch She belongs in the bubble now She belongs in the bubble bro She belongs in that bubble

Yo real talk It's over yo Your girl's getting fucking cracked I was gonna do a sound effect But I couldn't think of one except a whip Probably not good But some of them look like whips I bet Do you know more like details or rules with this bubble situation nobody and nobody out

i think once you leave you're gone it's gonna be some people ready to lose out that bitch let's get the fuck up out of here man if you know you're not gonna be able to beat the lakers if you know you're not gonna beat you know the fucking uh raptors or whatever you might as well just leave and get some pussy lakers clippers is gonna be the only good series because lebron and kawaii are the only guys who want to win everybody else like get me home yo i'm trying to get back to these bitches yeah dude lebron is like yo i don't got that much time left i could put it on hold for two months also probably he could get girls in and out. Nobody can say shit. And Kawhi, he

didn't have sexual feelings anyway. Just a robot. It is interesting though that LeBron shut down all that. We're not going to play talk. There are a few players talking about that. Hey, man, we shouldn't play. Keep the focus on the issues. The whole Brooklyn Nets. The whole Nets. And then LeBron was like, y'all ain't in the playoffs anyway with your

bum asses. You're going to be protesting. Protesting is for you. So there's no families in the bubble either. I think whoever comes in stays. But can you bring your family? I don't know. I got to look. I got to look.

I can do some shit like that. I think they just fly in as many hoes as they can. There's just going to be a house for the hoes. That's what you got to do. And you can't make it public. That's the problem is keeping it quiet's just going to be a house for the hoes. That's what you got to do. Yeah, that's just what we do. And you can't make it public. That's the problem is keeping it quiet. Everybody's going to run their fucking mouth.

But quietly, you need to bring in 30 to 100 bitches. And then just, this is your job. Son, this is what Epstein did. I mean, they were too young, obviously. You know what I'm saying? But that's essentially what they were organizing. Legal Epstein. Legal Iowa. i need a legal epstein yeah think about it think about it make people territorial they're like yo that's my side piece like

nah a little bit but then y'all can hash that out on the court they share all the hoes man they share all hoes but because there's an abundance of hoes. Oh. When you have a limited number of hoes. It's finite hoes. Finite hoes is a problem. Someone's got to organize these hoes. Hey, hey, why don't you, bitches, why don't you march yourself to that bubble?

Go park in that motherfucker. You want to be sluts? Go walk to the fucking bubble. Bro, whose job is it to organize the hundred or so hoes a slut march to the hotel that's what you need you put them up in a hotel put them up in magic kingdom they could play in the fucking resorts all day or play in the what a harry potter world that's universal yo that's not a part of the bubble that's not a part of the bubble oh i ain't going these bitches could be an Animal Kingdom the way they finna get dogged out.

It's an interesting thing, and it's going to be interesting to see how things play out. I wonder if people start to get real angry. Oh, first game, July 30th. When is it supposed to? Oh, July 30th. First game. But they're like. I'm going to be looking at some of these Instagram hoes.

I'm going to see. See where they at. Oh, you see any girl posting there?key mouse son ain't gonna be no posting she for the street no she for the bubble pay attention to the bitches not posting they're the ones that are in the bubble and you can't let nobody know you're if a bitch stops posting she only posts like in the gym in a hotel yeah in a hotel bedroom. She's a bubble bitch. That bitch a bubble. That's the title. Yo.

Damn. It's like all-star weekend. But for a month. Yeah. You think these girls could take it? How are they going to get their birth control in a bubble?

How are they going to get their day after pill? Somebody going to get all that shit. Drake. That's on Drake. Drake got to come through with a louis vuitton bag a day after right put that shit in the breakfast buffet all these right at the end

of it next to the bread you know you can get the bagel you put in a toaster machine right next to that birth control that's the setup right there everybody's taking two months of birth control down there like that's just not even a question. You got to, bro. And then you just crack an asshole. Actually, to be honest, these bitches ain't taking no birth control there. They're trying to get got. Yeah. I think that's why you need to test these bitches for COVID and you need to test them for the UTI, IUD.

Oh, yo, you got to be IUD'd up. You got to be IUD'd up. You get D'd down. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Get that chip in your arm. You could put a chip in these girls arm like they're a dog you could chip a girl up behind her shoulder where you put it no they put it right in this muscle right here so every time she jerks off she remembers every time she jerked that dick she see that chip you should be able to see that

chip pop out real talk you should be able to tap your dick on it like you're uh putting food through the ringer at the grocery store just like poop like you should low-key you should be able to put your balls on the chip and then zaps all the sperm in your balls so you could still let it out but they don't swim paralyze them did i just make some fire shit up imagine you just take your balls on a girl's arm and just boop. Just imagine that, Akash. What do you usually do with your balls before sex? I do exactly that.

I don't know what you're talking about. You don't play no games with your balls? Nah, what you playing? Oh, dude, I always do that shit. Tic-tac-toe, what you playing? I don't know. Sometimes I'll squeeze them like that and I'll turn them into a little butt into a little butt you know because they go like that oh you know what i mean or some lips you know what i'm saying but they're just like some big lips

like mine yeah and then i'll just give a little kiss to my girl i'll just go like on her leg or knee that's cute you got no top lip yeah what you got no top lip mark got better lips than you man get out of here mark ain't got no lips he's also french I know. What? You got no top lip. Mark got better lips than you. Man, get out of here, Mark. He ain't got no lips. He's also French, bro. He's been sucking on baguettes his whole life, dude. But no, for real, top lip. I got a bigger top lip than you.

You can't even say what you're saying. Come on, son. Because I smile when I smile goes away. But when I'm not smiling, when I'm fucking stone cold. Oh, don't. All right. We're done. Come on, bro.

Hold on. Hold on. Give me my signal, Al. Disgust. I didn't just body that? No, not at all. Son, that was trash. Come on, bro.

You ain't invited in the bubble. I'm really surprised we got through this whole podcast and we didn't have to hear about your golden retriever doodle. Yo, can I tell y'all something about dogs that I didn't realize, bro? This guy. Here we go. This is disgusting. Here we go. You know how when you get like a-

Honeymoon is over. You get like a video game system, like this shit comes with some demos or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These dogs don't come with nothing bro yeah okay like they don't even retrieve yeah you gotta train them for everything i thought that's dog like i was throwing the shit and it would just look at it and they would maybe get it and then stay there are you sending that shit shit back? What? You gonna send it back? No, I love this little motherfucker, bro.

I love him. I'm telling you, you're gonna love him and there's gonna be times where you're like, let's just let this fucking thing go. I think that usually is the case if you have to clean up after him.

But I don't do that. So I just love the fuck out of this little motherfucker. Nah, it's really frustrating. I'm telling you. Nah, it is. And my other dog's a cunt so like and she's just being a real bitch oh yeah she's a real bitch of a dog she's a fucking bitch and she's like my pup my pup sabi wants to play and i get that's annoying but there's other dog who's older like kind of like nips at her yeah you gotta teach her though that's annoying, but this other dog who's older kind of nips at her. Yeah, you got to teach her, though.

That's how she learns to play. Say again? That's how Wasabi's going to learn to play with other dogs. What? She gets nipped a little bit, and then she's like, oh, okay, I can't do too much. Really? Yeah. Dead ass.

They be communicating, these dogs. Oh, I just be abusing the other dog every time she nips in my little baby, bro. One thing, I don't really abuse it, but one thing i did learn like you know how parents say like uh we don't have favorites with our kids yeah that's a lie i have a clear favorite with my dog yeah that's your dog though the other one your dog i adopted it it's more like a step son you stepped into a house with yes a step son yeah you wiped your girl and yeah you she had that dog and that kid and just that's yours Let me tell you How much I don't believe Those videos

You know where the stepdad Adopts the daughter After 18 years of raising her Or some shit like that He don't love you Don't fall for that shit He don't love your ass You think he loves your ass

What is that Patrice joke Hugging someone's sperm You know what I'm saying Get the fuck out of here with all that. That's too extra. They adopted you because your mom asked you to. Did Patrice raise another girl though and love her? Yeah, but he's like, that's someone else's sperm.

That's what it is. Anyway, more dog talk on the Patreon. We love y'all. Patreon episode. Last week, or I don't know, know next week i don't know what's happened but this patreon exploding bro i don't know what the fuck is going on i don't know if y'all been spreading the word i don't know if the the ether is ready or if people know that the cancel culture is out there so so you know the asshole army is going to support the one thing that we have to

fight against that shit but like the Patreon is fucking exploding, bro. 10,000. We over 10,000 on Friday. Now we're at like 10,300, I think. I don't know what the fuck is going on. But like, thank y'all. Patreon.com. If you guys don't know what a Patreon is, it's another episode that we have.

And every week they're on Fridays. And there's a paywall that we we put behind us five dollars a month there's another one for ten dollars a month and then a captain low for 25 a month each tier gets different things but man we appreciate you spreading the word again this is not for everybody this is just for the people that you know fuck with the flagrancy and we go nuts on that shit and uh apparently it's something y'all fuck with man so we're so grateful you would even spread the word about it means a lot to us um just want to say thank you man and yeah it really gives us a lot of security to keep doing whatever the fuck we do because

we're not worried man we got it we got it held down so we'll see y'all friday all right peace love god bless God bless.