Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Biden Bends-Over For Beijing... How China Controls The US

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash and AlexxMedia discuss Chrissy Teigen's big new lips, Andrew hitting the stage again, Akaash's hate for Ted Cruz, Rush Limbaugh, China, and much, much more. INDULGE!

What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. i just hate that america has we rely so much on them that we have to tiptoe and act pussy with them it's because we're greedy bro america they're taking advantage of americans greed that's what this is really about like china in general it's like we will do fucking anything for money that's our weakness and it is a weakness and then they realize it and they're able to take advantage and exploit it because yo we want to make clothes we can make

them america they're gonna be way more expensive we're gonna make way less money so what do we do we go to fucking china and make them goddamn clothes because there's nobody else can make it as cheap and they know that and they take advantage of that situation they squeeze right chinese government buys up real estate they buy up holdings and all these different companies and we sell it to them because we're not going well is this the best thing for america we're going is this the best thing for me america will figure itself out that's not my job to worry about america like i took tiktok off my phone because fuck them fuck them bro simple as that we're not allowed any of our apps over there but your app is going to be over here you're going to take all

of our data share all our data no if it's going to be free exchange let's go for it i use spotify that's the swedish company i was using pandora that's the swedish company take all my data use it wherever the fuck you want i will take all your data with facebook and instagram and use it however we want that's good mutual exchange but you want that one size shit ain't gonna fucking happen bro i don't think you have the best interest of america at heart they clearly do not you know what's interesting is they found the flaw in capitalism which is greed yep and i don't know if we found the flaw in communism but the greed and the i guess greed and communism also which is like here's the beautiful thing about what they have right

is they don't know what freedom is so they don't know what they're missing yeah and they don't get any of our media and the media that they do get is is like really um highly scrutinized by the communist party before they get there yeah so i think they can have like 10 movies a year or something like that and every one of those movies is re-edited a little bit to fit into the communist standards like they are giving the people they're not giving the people what the rest of the world loves and admires about America. Yeah, it's intoxicating. The freedom, the culture. We're not giving them the drug.

I remember saying this to you, the most dangerous thing about Western ideals or the most intoxicating part about it is do what makes you happy. Yeah. That whole idea is so fucking intoxicating. You can't help but be in love with it. And that's how Western culture won.

China don't let that in. They don't let it in at all. So those people, they're not upset. We're looking at them like, oh my God, how could you live like that? They're like, this is how people live. Yeah. We don't know any other way to live. We have no exposure.

Yeah. It's like, but the government comes to your house and they just knock on your door and tell you what to do. And they go, yeah, that's life. Yeah. Yeah. How could you live in a different way? How would you control so many people if the government didn't do that whatever they wanted so we what what was so brilliant about american culture and the exchange of american

culture back in the day is we gave all these countries that didn't have freedom yet yeah freedom through our movies freedom through our television shows freedom through our music right and then they looked at and they're like oh my god i need freedom you got all these motherfuckers in saudi arabia buying harley davidson's they're like i need to be free on my harley davidson yeah they're bike gangs they're going they want to obviously there's movies and stuff happening in saudi but like the middle east has experienced through force through uh financial benefit you know through uh relationships they've experienced some of that american freedom and they want it yeah right and there's a lot of other places that fucking want it and china was like you're not gonna do nothing to make our people want to be american we're not gonna do that shit

at all and it's a really brilliant technique that's why they shut down that hong kong shit because i'm like nah yeah too western y'all too western and that is terrifying to them because now you know anybody who goes from mainland to Hong Kong and experiences that, they go, oh, this is fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Is it like that in the West? Oh, my God. I got to experience this in the West, bro.

They looking at Hong Kong like they're looking at Florida right now. Facts. Real talk. Hong Kong's the Florida of fucking China, man. And yeah, it's just, I i don't know i just find it i find it super interesting like they're going about it the right way if you want to crush capitalism you got to take advantage of greed buy into all these american companies that are willing to sell out right to the chinese government buy into every single fucking one of them and then

use that buy-in as influence once you own 51 of a company you could say nah you're not going to do that you're not going to talk about how bad china is what i don't understand if you're the u.s and you see them coming and the u.s has historically wanted to remain a superpower you see china is it that's it and they are directly opposed to whatever you believe yeah how do you just keep sucking their dick this whole time american business decisions are not controlled by the government and that is the problem so if you're selling off real estate in america you're selling off real estate in new york specifically for example you could sell off the waldorf astoria all these buildings to china and the american government is going to come in and go yo what are you doing why are you going to let them have so much influence american government

isn't tapping into every single business is getting bought up by china but joe biden is the american government and he's saying well you know they're killing people it's their culture those things are different. That's where I'm saying. But that's a political leader. Like Trump was obviously really hard on them. Right. So that shifts based on like the political party.

So what I guess I'm asking is why don't both political parties, how are they not even aligned on this issue? Which is, you know, we should do something about China. I think that the Democrat strategy, and I'm not sure about this, and the Republican strategy could be the same, but I think that the Democratic institutional strategy towards China is, it's a matter of time. So why don't we be on board and why don't we develop a good relationship? And it is what it is. I think it's kind of like bend over and at least they'll spit on it. Now, I don't have enough data to really back up that claim but from that's what we do baby facts facts or feelings fuck it but it seems like that and i think that at least the trump strategy but

maybe some conservative support as well they're more just like now we're gonna fight until it's over it's gonna be a battle to the end it's kong versus godzilla yeah yeah i mean one of these motherfuckers has got to go yeah and um i like that strategy a little bit better because i like being top dog in this bitch you know but being number two ain't crazy bad you know you look at great britain like they basically were like okay we fought a war now let's cozy up with them and let's make sure things are kind of good and we'll live a nice life being number two and we'll have influence in the decisions of number one. But we understand that we don't control all those decisions

and life is good in Great Britain. So maybe the people who are looking at like the long-term strategy of America are basically going, look, it ain't bad being number two. You can continue to do your shit. You just don't have as much say in terms of decisions. So let's kind of slowly roll into this. I think that's some pussy ass shit. also you've said this before but like we are gonna miss the u.s empire when it's the chinese empire because if it is and i'm not saying it will be but if it is

that cultural influence will be so strong this gonna like infringe on the things that we value most with our freedom right so don't think china China is going to be the one in charge and then everybody is going to continue having their culture be their culture. Take the Uyghurs as an example. This is an independent region and group of people who have had their culture stripped from them and basically put in concentration camps because they're not going with the Chinese way. Please believe same thing is going to happen throughout Europe. Same thing is going to happen in America. Who's more antithetical to Chinese culture than U.S. culture? Like, who is the more polar opposite?

I didn't understand. What culture is more polar opposite to Chinese culture than ours? Than U.S. culture? You're trying to say their culture is the opposite. Yes, we are the Uyghurs globally. Gotcha, gotcha. We're the ones that are dissident or whatever. You're not Chinese culture at all.

So get with this shit, which is is the opposite or it's a problem the crazy thing about like the uyghurs is they're way closer to chinese culture yes than we are exactly and china still is like yeah see but that's in china like i don't think china is going to be able to have that type of control and influence here unless we take it in so it's like our culture has spread across the world because it's cool and people decide to take it in we never forced it upon anybody yeah we just said like yo look at our cool shit if you like it fuck with it so what ends up happening is because we're so greedy and it's a big criticism in order to get a movie made that movie is going to have to be made with certain standards that they agree to okay okay so now we're gonna be starting to make

movies in a way that they would like you didn't realize in the last like maybe decade all of a sudden like randomly there's been like movie scenes in china like one transformers all of a sudden they were just in china like why we got to be in china i think all movies kind of do that like that all movies play to the biggest base the chinese base started watching movies and this is a fucking two billion people that could potentially see your movie and then these greedy fucks in hollywood which is i'm not criticizing them like this is america we have to go after the money etc so they started crafting their movies in a way to make it more palatable for the chinese audience i mean they recreated an entire film, right?

They recreated this Red Dawn, I think it's called, and they changed it from China to North Korea. They like went in in post and graphically altered all the flags and everything because they're like, oh, maybe we'd like it if China was willing to be okay with this movie. And this was made. I think China owns a certain percentage of like AMC, right?

So it's like, oh shit, if we want this in AMC theaters, we got to make sure it's okay with China. So that's how you affect culture. Like the New York times ran an article about like the billionaires of the world. Right.

And they left out Carlos Slim, who was this Mexican billionaire, telecommunications billionaire. He was at one point in time time the richest man in the world. They left him out. Why? Guess who owns a piece of the New York Times? China?

Mexico? Carlos Slim. Oh, Carlos Slim. Right? So when you own institutions, you have tons of influence over those institutions. And we're so fucking greedy here that we sell our institutions off to the competitors because all we care about is money. We don't care about the lasting effects of it. So we sell off a piece of those institutions, and then those institutions are influenced by the ownership, and then you can only have a job at them.

Washington Post. Washington Post, 100%. You don't think the Post is creating stories that are beneficial to Jeff Bezos? Of course they are. The motherfucker owns it. And you don't even have to tell the people that work for you that's the crazy thing i've seen this happen at fox news is motherfuckers go oh the way i get paid is if i say things that go along with the fox news shit yeah oh i guess i'll keep saying that so if you're a motherfucker at the washington post and you have this idea for a

story about how amazon is horrible you go oh maybe i shouldn't write that story here because it's not going to get printed here so So people fall in line naturally. But the fucking thing, the way you get someone by the balls is you control the institutions. Once you control the institutions, you control the information. And it's that fucking easy. And we let them buy in, bro. We let them buy in. And then you become China and they control everything.

But all I got to say is, China, if you don't want to give me the Joe Rogan deal for this podcast, man, I would be more than happy to pay for both. You know what I mean? There's going to be 300 million whatever you got out there. Smoke bombs. I don't know what the fuck your currency is. This whole section is going to get edited out. What? This whole section is going to get edited out in post.

You think? If we get a China deal, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to edit it after the fact. All right,'re red dawn this bitch let's go all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because um i gotta make sure you're getting all the internet you deserve and you know what you're not it's a fact that you're not that's right wherever you are right now you are not getting all the internet that you deserve and we can fix that immediately with surf shark okay surf shark is a VPN. All right.

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Where the best oranges come from Florida bro That's what we have in breakfast, lunch and dinner Until she gets these suckers bro This is a problem right here John is a legend Shouts to John dog Shouts to fucking John. He's not

a simp no more. You got your girl blown up like that. She got the bowling coasters, bro. Bowling coasters. Son, she out there. Strike. Every time you bowl down that lane, that's a strike, Akash. Yo, she's doing it. Strike. She's doing it. Maybe a

spare, but you won't catch that spare on the next bowl. This girl is sucking, bro. I'm sorry. You know me. I love some fake lips. You really do. That one right there.

It's odd. Bruh. That's a pool floaty. You just put your tushy right between those lips and you float around a pool with a pina colada. I'm loving those lips, Chrissy. Oh, my God. Dude, them some suckers, Al. Al, what is that shit?

You never roll your back out after a long workout at Barry's Boot Camp on one of them lips? I pull one of them lips right on the floor at Barry's camp, and I roll my back out on that fucking lip. Yes. I'm rolling my back out on those lips, Chrissy. The foam roller, you crazy. The foam rollers. You got them foam rollers out. A couple Cubans made it to Miami on those lips right there.

100%. You could fit five Elyons in them shits, bro. Honestly, look at them lips. I saw a 63-year-old Cuban woman rolling cigars that don't look that thick. Dude, those lips are built for Miami, bro. Oh, my goodness. God bless Chrissy. Blessed.

Blessed. Can't even blow out a birthday candle with those lips right there. It just goes like this. Looks like Louis Armstrong. Playing trumpet with those fucking lips right there chrissy oh fuck yeah exactly fuck or the other thing i'm not even thinking about fucking bro what what my girl in the facility right now, bro. She in the facility, bro. I see why she had to step out.

He puts it at the top of the list. He knows it's coming in hot. She got to go. She got to go right now. We are talking. This is guy talk. This is locker room talk. All right?

You're being a little loud right now. I don't care. You do. loud right now. I don't care. You do. I don't. I don't care anymore. For real. Honestly. No bullshit.

I'm taking my girl to the batting cages later today, and I'm putting them fucking navels in there, bro. What are they called? Navel oranges? Yeah. Yeah. Navels. Yeah.

Is it navels? Yeah. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure navel orange. Yeah. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm going to the batting cages. Yeah.

And I'm putting oranges where the baseballs go. Okay. And I'm telling my girl, you got to just stand in front of the plate. Okay. Okay. Turn it up. Turn it up. Because we're getting them puppies right there.

Those are some suckers. What, Al? You don't like them suckers right there, dog? I have to take it off because this can last like a good 20 minutes. Put it back, Al. He's in a zone right now. Put it back. I'm in a zone about to pull my dick out the side of my shorts, Al.

Let him be in a zone, bro. Let him go. But this right there, this right there this right there you're saying you don't like that nah you don't like that I don't like that why not

I like it if it was natural I don't like it knowing it's fake it's not fake it's natural it don't look natural it don't look natural it looks like a caricature and orange did it

don't get more natural nah it looks like the way white people's racist drawings of black people look the lips maybe that's why I like it Hey bring them Sambos over here

And suck on this nagalack Yo is it deep rooted racism? Holy shit Nah bro I'm not playing around dude That right there That right there is a Say that shit Jones That shit right there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That right there is a uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Say that shit, Jones. That shit right there. Say that shit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. God damn, bro. What could you do with them things?

Me? Nothing. I can appreciate the aesthetic. Oh, you don't think that she could climb up a building just going. You don't think she could mission impossible on her way up an Empire State building? Ain't no fog toilets in the Teagan house. Oh, not a single fog toilet. John Legend taking that dookie and Chrissy just down there like.

What, Al? What? Punch, punch, plunge. You got to take the plunge, Al. That right there is a set of suckers. Okay? Al, Al, I'm not playing with you. You're not putting enough respect on her, bro. That girl could walk

into a glass door and be fine, dude. Alright, that wasn't the best. She has the Andrews nose and the lips. One thing, if the lips get her to talk less I'm all for it Yo bro

I'm all for it But she still tweets bro She's just gonna be tweeting She need to eat Yeah she need that With her fingers bro Yeah Wow

Need to start touching Some of them oranges too I know dude Oh my lord Alright we can move on bro I just had to get that Out of my system but You put that shit first

But I just had to get it Out of my system bro put that shit first but i just had to get it out my system but at first i thought you just put it first like it just happened to be at the top yeah yeah yeah like like an oops hey what are we talking about yeah yeah yeah natural disaster no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, she got some thangs on her, bro. Hey, she do got some fucking thangs.

Dude, lips look like Thanos' chin. Am I bombing? Yeah, bro. Look, look at Thanos' chin. Nothing? Fuck. I tried, bro. Al's the one that called out that it was bad.

I was willing to let you roll with it. I mean, keep going. I know you got to roll. I was getting him back for earlier. I got you, son. AP, y'all. AP. I got this. I got this.

Okay. Okay. I got this. One more thing that her lips look like. I got to think of one more thing that her lips look like. Okay. All right. Ready?

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