Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Bidens Trans Health Secretary is Perfect… Here’s Why

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, and Mark discuss Biden's pick for Health Secretary being a trans and why it's a perfect pick, the guys moving to Miami, Indian comics getting arrested for jokes he didn't make yet, UFC, Max Holloway, how serial killers can save the world and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

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you know she was a him and now she's a her and um obviously people are reacting like oh this is some like progressive move and this is what america is going to look like and this is like an overcorrection of diversity and this kind of shit like that i actually say no you can be progressive and diverse in jobs that don't matter hollywood is meaningless yeah so you can make every superhero a black muslim trans person if you want because it means that there's no stakes right right that's what she looks like right right there oh no you didn't god yo no dude god alex's beat off hand started shaking the second came up and he knocked off his coffee that was unbelievable bro so but what's interesting about this for me are we good we can keep recording okay um or should we just take a break for a second maybe it's better let's take a break for a second. Or should we just take a break for a second? Maybe it's better.

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onto the desk, but the reality is I'm not tripping off this appointment. What I was trying to say is like in meaningless jobs, jobs that don't matter at all, you can be progressive

about stuff because there's no stakes. Right. Do you know how good you got to be at your job to be like the health advisor? Yeah. To be an astronaut?

We're not getting progressive with astronaut. Like if there's a chick astronaut, that bitch is nice at astronauting. You know? I assume she's got to be like even way better than the next best person to make up for the fact that she's trans come on I really believe it because you don't want to play no games because if she fucks up imagine how pissed off people gonna be with the trans person this is what happens when you put some crazy trans person in ahead of health ahead of health during a pandemic during a pandemic that During a pandemic. That's valid.

Like, they'll crush Biden on it. There couldn't be a more important appointment for Joe Biden right now than the health advisor. So you're saying he thought this through and was like, this is merit-based. Bruh. I bet you he's like, do we really got to go with the ****? Like, is there nobody else that's not as good? And then it turns out there wasn't she's that much better than everybody else i completely disagree okay go i think but do you

hear what i'm saying the logic the logic the logic is sound though the reason why i disagree it's like um you put someone you can't attack in a role that can fuck up. Oh, also sound logic. Because now if you come at this person and say anything having to do with their gender or anything like that, you're not focusing on the issue. Here's what I would say to that, though. Oh, shit. That's a...

Here's what I would say to that. Death trumps all that shit. If people are dying, you don't give a fuck anymore. Yeah, but you still have to just focus on the issue. That's a good point, though. No, no. Half of the people in this country won't be critical because they'll feel like they're transphobic.

So they won't say a single thing. They're like, oh, she's doing her best, blah, blah, blah. Where if it was like a white male, they'd be like, well, this is what happened when the patriarchy is in control of a pandemic and people end up dying. People have died for years. Interesting point But the other half of the country Is going to doubly blame Biden For this But he don't give a fuck about them Because they're not voting for him in the first place

So she's a shield For what they know is going to be continued Fucked up-edness Of Corona And if that other half says anything about her gender They're transphobic They're not judging her based off of what the job she's doing this is yo this is low cheat this is genius the left-wing

institution is now using the progressive values that they pretend to care about as a shield for their shitty politics as they've been doing you brought that point up like with the Thunberg and all that type of stuff. Greta Thunberg and stuff like that. Greta and like the gun control kids. Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah. You use kids because you can't be critical of the kids. So they did that with issues and now they're like, oh shit, let's just bring this

into the cabinet and not everybody I appoint is fucking Teflon. Here's what I would bring up though. This is brilliant. Another thing you've said. Yeah. Keep giving you credit even though you're moving is fucking Teflon. Here's what I would bring up, though. This is brilliant. Another thing you've said. Yeah. Keep giving you credit, even though you're moving us fucking for no reason.

Stop for a minute. I take you out of Miami. Whip your cocks out a little bit. Yeah. Take your cock out. Put it in the wind. That was a jump, son. Say what?

That was just a jump. Yeah. We go to Miami now, just cocks are being whipped out. Just flopping up and down, bro. Yeah. Flopping. But. You know what I mean?

As you said, the majority of the country is moderate. Moderate people aren't going to give a fuck. We're dying. That moderate majority is going to be like, I don't care what this fucking gender is of this bitch. She's ruining everything. I don't care. But they're going to have to qualify it, though. Yeah, they're going to have to qualify it,

and then they're going to say, I don't give a fuck. I have nothing against trans people, but this dick-tucked weirdo is killing all my family members. That's what those people would say. That's what they would say. I wouldn't say that. I would never say that. That's what they're going to say.

In Cincinnati, that's what they're going to say. In Buffalo, that's what they're going to say. Yeah. Yeah. Okay? Can you do that? Yeah, I think you can. Is that allowed to be said?

Okay. I think we're good. allowed to be said Okay Alright Why the hell is she in control Okay Having enough people disappear Hasn't she taken enough control She already took it out of God's hands Yeah

It's what they'll say You didn't only make your balls disappear You made my uncle disappear too Okay Bring them both back Is what those Is what those assholes exactly that are so insensitive yeah when this is someone who truly knows what they're doing pennsylvania she was the health advisor for pennsylvania pennsylvania handle the pandemic

amazing i think it was fine and amazing yeah amazing huh is it is that a fact i need to double check but i think they're still open. I think she got elected in a Republican district. Bro, the Republican senators had state senators had to OK her. Yeah, they were on board. That's how nice she is. She's nice. If she's nice based on what you do at Pennsylvania, I'm on board.

Who gives a fuck? You know how fucked up this is? How fucked up culture is, is when we see someone get hired in this situation. how fucked up this is how fucked up culture is is when we see someone get hired in this situation we're so used to people who aren't as good being hired because they represent um diversity right yeah by the left at least right we're so used to that seeing in jobs that don't mean anything like tv etc like we need superman to be black and we need all these other things like we're so used to these progressive acts that when we see it happen the knee jerk reaction is oh this is just about

progressivism it's performative instead of going oh this person's really talented do you know what I mean like I don't know it's just kind of it sucks that that's like the knee jerk reaction to things like if Idris Elba becomes the next Bond I just want it to be because that motherfucker is nice yeah he is he's nice. Yeah, he is.

He's nice with it. And he's fine as fuck. And he's kind of cute. You know, had that early COVID bodied it. Yeah. When that shit was raw, uncut COVID. Yeah. That was nice. Slang a dick, had his shorty with him.

You remember that? We didn't even know. Everybody was like, yo, COVID kills. That bitch was like, I'm not leaving this dick. This his shorty with him. You remember that? We didn't even know. Everybody was like, yo, COVID kills. That bitch was like, I'm not leaving this dick. This motherfucker about to be bonked. We should make Idris Elba health secretary. I'm with that. But he's got to speak like Stringer Bell. You can't keep that English accent.

That would be fire. I'll pay attention then. Kind of a smart move, though. You know what's crazy is that uh if minorities do that diversity play we feel that that person's super qualified like the hbcu that hired an asian editor-in-chief yeah we're like this bitch must be amazing if they didn't go with the black person for this job yeah so it's like why is it the opposite if white people do the diversity play? Because black people don't have to prove that they're not racist.

White liberals got to prove that they're not racist. So you're like, you look at them skeptically, like, oh, you're just doing this to prove you're progressive. I hate that. Everyone got to prove progressiveness. I hate that. I hate that that's the knee-jerk reaction. Like, it's fucking dumb.

Like, I hate, like... We could change that. No, we should. But it's like, for example, The Bachelor we've all been watching a bachelor greatest show on television this guy matt james right victoria the goat shout to vick you know what i'm saying but matt james is the bachelor right the guy is a little simpy yeah but he's a fantastic bachelor but before this the reaction amongst a lot of white people was oh because of black lives matter we need to have a black bachelor and it has to be well the timing was

pretty crazy so no and i'm not saying that that didn't take into account it might have and it might have been the reason i just think it sucks that we have to have that be our knee-jerk answer because or reaction because when you watch the show you realize oh this motherfucker is actually like the cookie cutter bachelor. Peter was terrible. Just getting fucking you around every direction. We needed somebody to do the show. It makes me wonder though that seems like it only happens in America though. Like if I'm watching

British TV and I see like some fucking like some Indian whatever. That's very true. I go oh yeah that's just yeah that's what they do. Yeah it doesn't feel like a diversity play when I'm watching, like, UK shows. Interesting. Yeah. Do you think they feel that way, too, or go?

It might be because we're not as familiar with, like, the pulse of the culture there. Right. So if you're there, you might be like, yo, I know how liberal and fucking, you got 100 genders in Britain to 63 here. Like, you're doing this thing to be progressive. But we don't know that. We're here. We don't give a fuck what they're doing.

So we look at them like, it must be merit also like i don't know how uh good great britain is at getting people to buy into being british as their identity you know like america whether we're good at it or not we kind of allow people to keep their own identity when they come here you know what i mean like and then some people opt in like you could say like indians i think you've even said this before like indians make a choice they're like should we be kind of white about it should we be kind of black about it or whatever right but like mexicans can be mexican a mexican american but like that can be like a cultural distinction for their community. Whereas like I noticed like Canada, people honor their cultures, but they all kind of seem Canadian.

Yeah. Like even like the Jamaican Canadians, like when they're like saying shit like, oh, yeah, there's a ting over there and that. They're like, that's fine. But like, you want to go to Timmy Horton's and get some donut bowls? They like break that character a bit and then become canadian and maybe it's because canada does a much better job at going hey we're all in this together we don't have the same history of hatred and racism and slavery that america does and we're going to make a real effort to let every note everybody would know that they have an opportunity you know for the same things here so maybe it's easier to opt in i don't know al what do you think it's hard i love

canada for that but i don't know why it's like that but as a black dude you felt that same way like that yeah and it's not to say like black dudes they are acting white i see them as acting canadian yeah does that make like it might make sense all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army Patreon keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us you can do that at patreon.com

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