Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Bill Burr Roasts Media’s Trump Addiction

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

Join Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon and the Truffle as they discuss: Bill Burr, new lockdowns in LA, UFC's new fighting style, blogger's getting robbed, and Facebook's misinformation problem & much, much, more. INDULGE!

What's up everybody and welcome to flagrant 2 it's your boy Schultz we got Akash Singh here Alex Media, Mark Gagnon and Truffle um and uh Mark thinks I'm crazy for something but I believe it to be 100% true okay um and uh Mark what is it I won't say I don't think you're crazy okay I think you're kind of backtr I don't think you're crazy. Okay. I think you're kind of crazy. Back tracking already. I think you're kind of crazy. See?

I think you're inconsistent. See? It's not inconsistent. Oh, he's calling you inconsistent, bro. Them's fighting wars. It's consistent. It's worse than crazy. That's way worse.

I'm inconsistent. We know that about me. Hey, Hippocrates. Yeah, exactly. So that's nothing new. But with this, I'm consistent. But what is it? What is it?

So we were talking about how bad the weather was in New York. Okay. And Andrew just sitting at at lunch goes yeah man like you think you think they're doing it on purpose no no no no no that's what you said i didn't say you think i go i think i think they're doing on purpose i think they're seeding the clouds i go hey he goes yes seeding the clouds they're seeing the clouds i was like what are you saying they're seeing the clouds what is this what they did in china when mark thinks you're conspiratorial some shit has gone I go, what? He goes, yeah, seeding the clouds. They're seeding the clouds. I was like, what are you saying? They're seeding the clouds. What does that mean? Guys, this is what they did in China. When Mark thinks you're conspiratorial, some shit has gone left. Some shit has gone left.

It's gone right, bro. I'm telling you, bro, this is what they did in China for the Olympics. Remember, nobody could breathe in China when they had the Olympics, so they started seeding the clouds, make the air a little bit more fresh. You can make shit rain if you want to. It's a fact. People know this. What's a fact. People know this. What's the motive? People know this.

This is known. Who's controlling the weather? You don't care. He took your shit too, Mark. What, Jesus? I'm wide with it. When I go wide with it? He's doing my Jesus shit, bro.

It's some triple force. If you really want to spin, you got to tuck it in. For me, if I go wide, I'm trying to slow it down. What I'm trying to tell you guys is, if you guys don't know about this, that's fine. What I'm trying to tell you is, motherfuckers out there are making it ring. Okay? They want us inside. Who's the motherfuckers?

Yo, it's Magic City outside, huh? Who the motherfuckers are, son? Who is it, bro? Who's controlling the weather? Fuck they are. Who's controlling the weather? You want me to tell you? Say it.

Say it. Say it. Christians.? Fuck they are. You want me to say it? You want me to tell y'all? Say it. Christians. Nobody ever says that. It's usually all the Jews' fault, but it's probably Christians it was up to. That is true, y'all. Y'all got numbers. Y'all be running shit. What do we do about the weather? What the Christians do, they're little puppeteers,

and they put the Jews out there, so everybody hates them, but it was really the Christians that were controlling shit. They're the fall guys. You said that the Jews killed Jesus. Y'all really did that. Right? Y'all really did that shit. Oh, he died for your sins. That wasn't you guys figuring it out? Oh, that's also on y'all.

Have a good point, actually, yeah. All I'm saying is that's what the Christians do. Yo, real talk. Thank you, Jews. They put the Jews out there in front. They take the brunt of the criticism, the brunt of the controversy. Y'all not making it rain. You can't rain. You hate the rain. Choose in the rain? Yeah. They went to the desert for a reason.

Yeah. Okay. You can't work in the rain. Yeah, they're not trying to take over Florida. No. Come on, come on, come on. Come on. That'd be crazy.

Man, that's right. You picked wrong with Florida. You guys pick wrong with real estate. I got to say. You choose the wrong fucking places. Wait, wait, what? That's crazier than your cloud theory. Let me take back.

Let me take back. With real estate, they're pretty good. But when it comes to a place where their people should go live? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not good at homelands. Exactly. Homelands. You're not good at homelands.

Bad at homelands. Yeah. You're great landlords, but you're not good at finding the place yourselves to live in. Exactly. That's great. Well said. Well said. Back to making it rain.

I believe that people are making it rain so we don't go outside, that we don't fraternize, we don't go to party, we don't go club. Everybody hangs out inside, watches Netflix, and et cetera. You don't think that that's true? It rains every day in New York. Every day this summer, Al. Has it rained every single day in New York this summer? It's fucking July.

You're in a hoodie. You're in a hoodie in July. He's not York this summer. It's fucking July you in the hoodie You know who in July you're not doing a bit. He's not doing a brain. You weren't green in July He brought this up to me in confidence. He said it to me in confidence like yo, like do you think this is going on? You know in confidence and with confidence Okay, it's full confidence on display You're what got me is they're doing it to keep people inside And the Netflix Watch it right now

Watch what the weather is this week Oh fuck Oh shit Listen Damn No no no No no no They're going to make it rain Wednesday They're going to make it rain Wednesday And they're going to make it rain Sunday 80 and sunny. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

They're going to make it rain Wednesday. They're going to make it rain Wednesday. And they're going to make it rain Sunday. Yo, why don't they make it rain in California where it's a legit fucking drought for decades on end? They want people to burn. Yeah. There's overpopulation. There's too much traffic in California.

Burn them out. Uh-huh. That's what they're saying. Burn them out. You don't want to keep them inside to stop the traffic? No. You know Californians don't drive when it rains. Yes, they do. They get into their car and drive. They have covers on the car. No what they're saying. Burn them out. You don't want to keep them inside to stop the traffic? You know Californians don't drive when it rains. Yes, they do. They get into their car and drive. They have covers on the car. No, they don't.

They can't drive in the rain. Californians can't drive in the rain. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Vroom, vroom. You know what I mean? 356. Your confidence in that fell apart real quick. Not everybody has a job top. Porsche.

Porsche. Okay? The top. Porsche. Porsche. Porsche. Porsche. Okay? The VW Porsche. He said, VW Porsche. I should be brooming, though. No, but let's be serious.

You guys, listen. Y'all don't know anything about science, so you can't refute what I'm saying. I know everything about science. Shut up. You don't even believe in science.

You don't believe in fucking dinosaurs. Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Have you ever seen someone see the clouds? Wait, what? Why is it so hard to believe you can see the clouds? Have you ever seen a conversation on a Pepsi?

That's clouds, okay? You never had a Pepsi right there. Look, this is about to be condensed too. Yo, let me tell you something. You about to have some condensation. You're a loser right now. He couldn't be over. Can't buy you, son.

Can't buy you, son. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. This is what's happening. Not all the information in the world is on your phone. This is what I'm doing to your phone right now. Yo, that's another reason you're crazy. I forgot about that.

Because you got to get off the phone. That when you cross your legs, when you go like that, I go dick up, balls down. You're crazy. That's also crazy. That's also crazy. Dick up, balls down is crazy. Dick up, balls down. It's crazy.

Why not? Y'all don't just tuck your dick into your belly button when it's on soft. Y'all never take your soft dick and tuck it into your belly button on soft. I dock my dick in my belly button. That's not the weird part, bro. What? The weird part is that you're- Why go balls down?

You're sitting on your balls underneath your body. Yeah, that's the crazy. Just one dick. How is that weird? I'm in a soft hair. That's inconsistent, bro. That's inconsistent. Why is that inconsistent?

Yo, go balls up. You know what I mean? My dick is up right now. My balls are down. I have one's inconsistent. That's inconsistent. Yo, go balls up. You know what I mean? My dick is up right now. My balls are down. I have one ball up. There it is. Dick up, balls down. Dick up, balls down.

Dick up, balls down. If y'all had balls like this, you would do it too. Y'all don't. You're jealous. I don't understand how you could do it. It's called having a huge cock. No, no, no. That's what it is.

No, that's probably why I'm lost right now. I don't get it. That's exactly it. It's called having a huge cock I'm lost right now. I don't get it. That's exactly it. I'm having a huge cock, guys. Sorry. Sorry you don't understand it. A lot of shit y'all don't understand today. Is that a medical diagnosis?

Yeah, it is. It is, for real. I had a doctor tell me. That's how you got the hemorrhoids. I said it like that. That shit is just, you're just fucking tying all the tubes and shit like that. That's why you're shitting me. You say it all the time.

Your balls are man-vain-y. That's why, bro. You're fucking up your balls. Yeah, you're cutting off blood flow or something. You guys might be right about that. How much longer do you think they're gonna get? Yo, check your sperm count. Yeah, bruh, you're talking about unseeding your balls.

You're losing your seeds, son. You're killing them, bruh. Gotta seed your nutsack. Yeah, dog. Well, get the juice and seed them, dude. Get some condensation going on your ball bag. Fuck y'all. You don't think it's a little bit weird that it's been raining every single day

in the summer of New York City? We're talking about hot, hot, hot summer New York City? Can I tell you, deadass, when I moved to New York, I was like, it rains a lot here in the summer. That's my deadass thought. No, you're not. You're retrofitting that. I'm not retrofitting. That is super retrofit. No, that's my dead ass thought no you're not you're retrofitting that you're retrofitting that is super retrofitted that's retrofitted no that's not retrofitted bro you just retrofitted

that no you hate new york bro i know you you hate new york look at your shirt look at your shirt you piece of shit you guys insulted my shirt so i came with it today he hates new york dog he wants it to rain every single day so we're miserable here he hates it he hates it dude he's a hater bro you're a fucking hater dog hater dog yeah i'm so happy because i thought you were making fun of him he hates new york dog he wants it to rain every single day he's happy and it rains all the time bro what it rains all the time yeah and i remember saying that to my aunt and she was that guy was a fucking idiot she's like yeah any place that snows a lot it rains a lot

whoa it doesn't snow a lot here. What are you talking about? Only when they want to snow. They haven't made it snow in years. Think about it. Back in the day, mad torrential snowstorms, dog. It was crazy. What was the reason why they wanted to snow?

Because Thanksgiving parade is way more lit. It never snowed on Thanksgiving. It never snowed on Thanksgiving. Yes, it did. Go back in the day. I was there with my dad looking at Snoopy the night before, walking around Upper West Side. At the preview. At the preview.

You always go preview. You don't go day of. What are we, fucking from Jersey? You want a white Christmas as well, you know? White Christmas. Come on. You got to just keep that shit. Why wouldn't they have a snow on Christmas?

Who wants a white Christmas more than the whites? Well, because fucking Black Lives Matter been yapping all goddamn winter. We can't have a white fucking Christmas. We don't come out in the cold. That's true. That's true. Crank up the snow, boys! Well, actually, no. Minnesota was mad snowy, right?

No, it wasn't. Also, blacks are cool with the cold. I thought that would make them make more fires. Blacks there are cool with the cold. Minnesota blacks can handle in hand. Oh, yeah, that was a different black. Yeah They handle fucking cold what there's some audience they can't handle fucking cold. No, dude, they're built for it Did the millions oh, it's absolutely 100% part me thinks it's like a pirate thing Yeah, that could be you're out in the seas in the water like it's chilly Yeah, that could be too.

You're out in the seas and the water, like it's chilly. Windchill. They're built for discomfort, dog. They're built for discomfort. That I can agree with. 100%. I don't know about cold, though. You replace hunger with cold, and then they're 100% cold. They're good with discomfort, though.

Cold blocks out the hunger. Exactly. Okay, I got you. Yeah, they're with it. I got you. These people are ready. I had a joke about that, how their women are finally dressed appropriately. Covered head to toe.

That's why they moved there. They moved to Minnesota, and it's like, okay, that's kind of nice. That's why they moved there. They moved to Minnesota and it's like, okay, that's kind of nice. I was on my side here. Thank you, Lutherans.

Oh, fuck. It was you guys. No, you're not Lutheran. No. Yo, the big lesson from this

is thank you Jews. You know what I mean? Why? Kill Jesus for our sins. Yeah, that's kind of true. Jesus died for our sins. Who killed him?

Jews didn't kill him. That was Catholics. How did Catholics didn't exist, bro? You used Jews as a scapegoat for all your shit. That's God right there, yo. I was good. Damn, Al. Fact-checking us. You used Jews as a scapegoat for all your shit. All that Epstein stuff, it's a bunch of fucking Catholics

at the top, guaranteed. Whoa! A bunch of fucking rich-ass Catholics at the top. Epstein did stuff. Can I tell you guys something? I've been waiting for you to tell us something. Can I tell you guys something? If ass catholic to the top epstein did stuff can i tell you guys something i've been waiting can i tell you guys something if you really want to know about epstein guess who i saw last night guess who i saw at dinner last night not gizlaine prince andrew's daughter and husband really yes beatrice i believe her name is and i almost pulled up on that royal bitch. I did.

I almost pulled up, but then I remembered you cannot punish the daughter for the sins of the father. I think there was like a Game of Thrones episode or something about that. Or maybe it was Harry Potter. That's your moral code. I remember that. It's not her fault that her dad is a disgusting pedophile. That being said, she must have known this whole time.

And no magic in the muggle world. None. You're not allowed to have magic in the muggle world. That's also important. That was important to remember. You're all fucking muggles every single time. Hey, chill, chill. Watch your fucking mouth, dog. Watch your fucking mouth, bro. Hey, you fucking mudblood.

Watch your fucking mouth, bro. Whenever I see you hold a wand, I'm like, look at this mugget over here, dude. Cradling that fucking wand. Surprise you don't swallow it fucking muggles dude hey just disgusting um okay can we actually do a podcast here yeah let's be now that we've all agreed on loving not being the continued scapegoat i was like andrew go i'm no no i would like to say one thing the guy came up to vali yesterday uh no two days ago while we were in glorious Denver. And he goes, Vala, are you Vala? And Vala goes, yeah.

And he goes, you're the guy that gets way more pussy than Dub. So you're known for getting second most pussy. That's actually pretty good. It is pretty good. It's good, yo. Pass off the torch. I just want quality now of what I really think. Man, that sounds like second place, bro.

Yeah, but more than just looks. What do you care about now? Someone I can bring to Shabbat. Oh, you want Jew. He's been fake wanting to date Jews. I know. I haven't seen you run Jewish. Everywhere, though. You're in Miami, dog. You're in New York.

You kind of insult the Jewish women also. Just walk up the block. Roll a penny down the street. Go. What'd he say? Roll a penny down the street. Roll a penny down the street. There'll be a fucking stampede of them chasing after Penny. Just looking up Fifth Avenue like, is Simba's dad about to die or is that a fucking nickel roller? Should've been a new Passover. Oh my God.

No, that is true. You're closeted, bro true You're closeted bro You're closeted You're a closeted Chicks a lover You're a closeted Chicks a lover Yeah

You're not gay You are A closeted Christian Whoa You like dating Christian girls No but The first couple

Were Christian girls I'm a recovering Christian addict You haven't recovered dog You're addicted You're addicted to that Christian puss, dude. You love that drippy Christian puss. Yo, you love a nice, drippy Christian pussy.

Dub needs his crucifix, you know what I mean? He needs his crucifix. Yo, that's so true, dude. You love Christian girls, bro. What is it about Christian girls? What is it? What is it about women going to heaven that you want to date so badly? There's nothing.

It's the girls. You love it. I don't know. He loves it, dude. He is. He's spinning right now. Dude, it is bad. It is bad.

You can feel they're going to heaven or something. Yeah. I'm jealous that Andrew's lady has a... Her 23andMe, that would qualify. Jew. She's Jew. She's Jew? She's Jew. I'm dating a

full fucking Jew, bro. Dude, I am. This bitch walking around my apartment know we know we know say whatever you want right now no but all the f words fly in the world it don't matter no no for real i'm dating a full fucking jew dude dude it's and it's, and I, yeah. But she's culturally Christian. Yeah. Right?

So that's, that is the distinguishing factor. She's culturally Christian. But bloodline Jew. That's what Dove wants. That's what Dove is implying. Oh. Because you get to say she's a Jewish, but she's a Jew. You don't have to deal with all that Jewish shit.

But culturally, you guys know Shabbat is lit. I don't know what Shabbat is, bro. It's dinner. Just call it dinner. What is Shabbat? Everybody makes a big fucking deal of this. They all hang out on Friday and have dinner before they turn the lights out for the weekend. Yeah, but we don't leave the lights on.

Stop acting like it's a thing. It's not a thing. You go around a table and you're just like. I see that show on Netflix. It's the Sabbath. I know just know the show on Netflix when they're at the table Unorthodox Yeah, that was love below the spectrum on the spectrum what the fuck is below the spectrum he's talking about below the spectrum as a sequel

it's way crazy below the spectrum is sick dude because if you're within the spectrum then shit is kind of like normal it's a little odd there's two vegetables dating right now they're not paralyzed but mentally yeah yeah yeah

okay but listen now that we've got everything worked out, I think it's time that we start our podcast. Okay. We also didn't ask Arkosh about his honeymoon. Oh, yeah. You went on a honeymoon. Yeah, it was great, dude. It was great.

Good to be back. Good to have wedding stuff out of the way. It wasn't great. Be honest about it. Be honest about it. No, I think it was great. Look how nice he looks. He looks refreshed.

Arkosh is different, bro. He's good. It's good to be back. It wasn't good. It was insect infested. Oh, yeah. It was mad insects. Where'd you go?

Four seasons and it was insect infested. Where? Tell them, this is the Bahamas, and tell the people what they said to you. They literally look at Akash after he's complained twice about insects and they're like, well, we don't know who brought them in. They thought it could be them that brought the insects. The Delta variant. Yeah. It was racist. It was super racist. It was racist. Yeah the insects. Delta variant. Yeah.

It was racist. It was super racist. It was racist. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Remember when we were doing the show in D.C. and they put you and all of your family in room 7-Eleven? Yes.

I remember that. What? I remember that. We stayed at a hotel. Yeah, I remember that. And they had their ice. What happened? It sounds like I'm making it up.

It sounds like I'm making it up. What happened? I don't even know if it was D.C. No, he came to visit. My family visited New York City, And then he came to hang out Meet my brother And I think my cousin's sister Basically was there

And they put us in room 7-Eleven I didn't even pick up on it Because I don't look for racism But Andrew was like I do They put you in room 7-Eleven? I do Are you fucking kidding me?

Then she goes Yeah, it's room 7-Eleven I go What do you mean? And I think it's happened another-Eleven. I go, what do you mean? And I think it's happened another time. And the other time I knew about it, and the other time might have been D.C., where I was doing a show with the Brownish guys, and they put one of us in room 7-Eleven. And I'm like this.

Now it feels intentional. This is my airport, my new airport. Yeah. When they say it like that, they could say 7-1-1. They said 7-Eleven. They said 7-Eleven. They looked the V off and everything. And your dumb ass didn't even pick it up. They said 7-11. They said 7-11. They left the V off and everything. And your dumb ass didn't even pick it up.

They said it right to your face. Hey, I don't look for racism. You know what I mean? I'm an open-minded guy. I just live my life. Yeah, bro. And then when you were like, they put you in 7-11. You got to be kidding me.

I was like, wait, isn't 9-11 the racist one? I was so like, I was like dead ass. I was like, what? Oh, hey. But that is kind of crazy, right? It felt a little intentional, a little personal. Black people are racist, bro. It was a black person that did that.

It was a black-owned hotel. It's a little game. You wouldn't play that game. Yeah, you got to return the favor. If there's a black dude staying at an Indian hotel. Ooh, what do you put them in? What? What room do you put them in bro?

Do they have three fifths of a room? Do they have that? Remember in 9-1-1 whenever they call you just never show up? They're like can I have eggs? You're like oh yeah we're going to beat the shit out of you What room do you put the black people in? What room? Al, what room?

Sorry. I don't know. He called it. Oh. But what room would you put them in? Black people? I don't know. It's him.

He came up with this shit. I'm waiting on you. No, I said 911. I like that one. I think there's a more racist one. What's going on? What's happening? I ordered food

Just leave the fucking food Holy shit Don't you know that we're recording a podcast Have you never walked into The middle of a podcast sir? Okay Leave the food Is he gone yet?

Can I guess what he looks like Yes, is it was he Mexican or Asian with a full trench coat even though it's 95 degrees Got one outfit doesn't matter season. Yeah, I never seen Asian a bubble jacket. It's just full trench coat Yeah, doesn't matter the season. Okay mittens because they gotta hide the sword the what Lord Mittens. Because they got to hide the sword. The what? The sword. The sword.

Samurais. Oh, that type of age. I was implying they're samurai. That was fucking racist, bro. He got sushi. You're a racist. Okay. Can we begin this podcast?

Yeah. Let's be serious. Finally? Fucking A? Because I actually have a serious story I'd like to tell you guys about. Okay. Let's be serious. If there's any scammers, there's any hustlers that are listening right now And you're trying to make some money doing illegal shit I just want to say in the beginning

I don't condone any of this This is wrong, you shouldn't do this, you shouldn't break the law In no way are we supporting the breaking Of the law on this podcast That being said If somebody was to break the law Here is a great way to do it Where you can make a lot of money fast

Please don't harm anybody. There's this blogger girl that my Jew wife ought to be. My Jew fiancé. His Jew bro. This Jew bro that I live with and is going to be my wife that I'm going to make little Jewlets.

Little Jew kids with. Can you read the Hasidic? You know what's crazy? My kids are going to be Jewish and yours aren't. Wow. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Oh, fuck.

Raise a Hasidic just to rub it in his face, please. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm going modern orf. Hey, that's why he wants everybody to post a blue square so he can see which Christian girls he can fuck. Oh, my God. So you weed out the blues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah what a fucking sellout

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I'm saying don't do this. My girl follows this blogger or vlogger, right? And she's a fashion vlogger, right? And her name is Tamara Kalinich is her name, right? I think she lives in Paris, whatever. And she talks about, you know, getting bags and how to get bags from these fancy places and set of the bags are very hard to get. It's kind of like sneakers with us. You know, like a drop is hard to get a hold of. You have to pay crazy resale. You know, there's no flight club for bags, but there are these resale places, right? So turns out all these fashion bloggers, right,

they film all the shit in their house. They don't make that much money, right? They're not broke, but they're not swimming in it. We're not talking about like millionaires, et cetera. But what they are is selling a lifestyle. A lot of times they get offered like free trips to certain places to promote a hotel, to promote even like a new restaurant, these types of things. These expensive brands will give them bags.

They don't have the money to pay for the bags, but you get a free bag from Prada, a free bag from Hermes, maybe not free bag from Hermes, but like bags from these like super high-end stores. So they're doing these videos. They're doing it in their apartments. They're in like the windows of their apartments. They're maybe on their balconies. You know where these girls live. It's not that hard. You can see the building that's

across the street. Like, it's very easy. They're saying what city they're in. This girl got robbed for $300,000 worth of shit. Okay? They just came into her fucking window from the courtyard in her building while she was gone. She was gone. They knew that she was gone because I think it was like Paris Fashion Week. So they knew that she was at some kind of event.

And she's vlogging and saying where she is. Exactly. Now, she said she's careful about it. Like, I never say where I am. Like, I will tag a place. But after I've left the place. But the thing that's really interesting about this is this is the easiest come up. Because the stuff that these girls have is the most flippable shit on the street.

Yes. If you get a necklace for $100,000, who are you selling that necklace to? You got to find a jeweler. The jeweler's going to go, I know you stole this motherfucking necklace. I'm going to give you 10% of the value. A bag? Write to eBay, make even more money on it. StockX, whatever the fuck, done.

The watches, all this shit. She had, I think, what was it? $300,000, €300,000 worth of shit that was missing. Three Patek Philippe watches. That's half a million dollars. Half a million fucking dollars. Patek Philippe watches, get the fuck out. It's the most expensive watch in the world.

Crazy, right? You got a bunch of these bags. She had a whole bunch of shit that was taken. This is the beginning of this. And the reason this is the beginning is because usually the people that can afford this type of stuff, right? They got security around them. If you got three Patek Philipp leaps right yeah you got security around you you're moving in a different way you're in some super expensive building the thing with this

happening right now is these fashion vloggers are getting all this expensive shit that they could never afford yep so now they don't have the lifestyle to protect it if you got half a million dollars worth of shit in your house just chilling that can be easily removed and nobody even knows the difference, you just got to come in with a backpack, right? And you have no security. You're not paying for like 24-hour doormat.

They can't afford security. Because they can't. These are the marks. These are the perfect setups. This is not Kim Kardashian getting robbed in a hotel. This is the average girl that might be making under six figures, right? So she can't afford the protection

for all the shit she got in there. And she's displaying all the shit she got constantly. She's on Instagram bragging, yo, here's my new Hermes. And the scammer's just going, oh, word? You don't even have to case it because she's showing, like, here's my room. Here's the door. Here's where the bathroom is. Like, she's showing you everything.

Son, I think this is the beginning, and I think all these people are getting clapped. How did it take so long? That's a great question. I mean, like... Son, it's this is the beginning, and I think all these people are getting slapped. How did it take so long? That's a great question. I mean, like. Son, it's a great question. We were raised, different generation, no internet exposing your whole life, no social media. We're raised, don't flaunt your shit, because you'll get robbed. Their whole life is flaunting their shit.

How are they not getting robbed? I don't understand how it's not happening all the time already. Especially when they're not at a level where they can protect the shit they're flaunting. Yeah. Because usually if you're paying for something, right, you understand that you have to maintain a lifestyle that can protect that.

Yeah. Right? Like if you buy a fancy car, you have to have enough money for a garage. Yep. Right? Just kind of like basic knowledge of stuff, right? Or if you, I'm trying to think of another thing. If you get a Tesla model

from a guy who can't afford one, you put it in a garage. Damn, bro. He was him, bro. That's foul. Yeah, that was nice. You're not coming to Shabbat, bro. Yeah, you're not invited to Shabbat.

Uninvited. Oh, no. Oh, no. Where am I getting my challah bread, huh? Every corner of the city. Yeah, exactly. Anyway. Well getting my challah bread, huh? Every corner of the city. Yeah, exactly. Anyway. Well, this story was happening in 2013.

They'd made that movie, Bling Ring, when the first time you really heard about this was from when Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, because they were in this jet set crowd, that that's when the people breaking in. It was the first time you heard that it wasn't ski mask, just adult men breaking in. It was people that were at

the same clubs girls the groups were girls that would party with them and they would do that i have a take on that i think all that shit was fake that's possible well i think all that insurance fraud insurance fraud so your point if this girl that that was happening now if you're getting a bag for free but then you're insuring that bag and you can get money back from that. So that's another thing, right? You could easily. She can't sell the shit she gets because then she's going to ruin the relationship she has with these brands. Right.

So how do you make money off of things you have? Yeah. Right. Without selling them. You got robbed. You can only do this one time. But it's like maybe she's that dumb. But to me, the whole reason you do this is to try to become a seven-figure person.

You try to ascend to the next level. You can't ever do this again. And you are that person. How much can you make selling it? Have a sympathy. But here's the thing. You don't have to do it again, maybe. Now she's the most talked about in that circle.

Oh my God, you got robbed. It's like being arrested for a dude is cool. Being robbed for a girl is cool. Like you got so much cool shit that motherfuckers try to rob you. It's a true crime podcast. Maybe the company doesn't even care because just saying protect Philippe here, 600,000 people heard protectatek Philippe multiple times. The companies are through the roof.

Our goods are robbable? Yeah. Right. Our goods are worth breaking down. And now not only is it seen on her little vlog, now our podcast, Podcast Like Us, news outlets, they're all mentioning these brands, and it's just word of mouth advertising. And the brands have sympathy for her, and they'll be like, oh, let's give you the newest one of this and the newest one of that. And then they look good.

PR. And that's another advertising for them. And she got her insurance money so now she just got the bag. Now she's doubled up. Like, oh, she's good. That's smart. If she did that.

If that happened. But it's kind of wild though, right? Like, don't you see these girls as potentially the new marks? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, how's it not happening? You just gotta know how to like seek them out

though because like this girl's audience i'm sure is all young female like fashion girls yeah like the only reason i know this exists is because of my girl right works in fashion whereas like this happens with rappers all the time where like they're posting about it but like they're appealing to an audience of people that might be more inclined to steal shit right and they flaunt more because they have like a bunch of money around their neck. Right, exactly. It's way easier to just steal that one thing than to try to go case somebody's house.

Yeah, they're rolling deep. With security and, like, if you... Not always, though. Not always, but you know if you're going to rob a rapper that talks about how he kills people, you got to be prepared. Yeah. Even if you think he's full of it, he might not be.

True. You don't even got to show up with a gun to these girls' house. Yeah. You literally just get in the front door and you say, give me everything it, he might not be. True. You don't even have to show up with a gun to these girls' house. Yeah. You literally just get in the front door and you say, give me everything. What are they going to do? Yeah. Literally, what are they going to do?

Start vlogging? But like in the hood, for example, a lot of drug dealers get robbed all the time because they're doing something illegal. So it's like they can't go to the cops. Can't go to the cops. So I think rappers also kind of, you know, some of them are on the line with things. So it's like they tend to be like, oh, I'll deal with it in the streets. But just raw animal fear?

You can't. You can't snitch because you talk so much shit about how snitches get snitches. But then it's more risk to go rob these types of people because it's like, oh, hey, if I get you on camera, I'm going to the cops. I'm saying just raw fear, animal fear. If I rob these rappers, it's a thing. In that moment, it's a fucking thing. That's, I think, a more primal fear than, oh, they won't be afraid to go to the cops, blah, blah, blah.

I just got to be a little smarter about that, but I'm not getting into a fucking potential shootout if I rob some female vlogger. True. You know what I mean? And now with the masks, sorry to cut you, but like- Oh, yeah. You just hop in the back of a cab, pay cash. You got a mask on the whole time.

Not an Uber, just a cab. Color contacts. Glasses. You're good. Still difficult, bro. What? A cab has to be there. How many cabs do we see?

Uber's everywhere now. No, you can get cabs on the streets. Yeah, but you can also- In New York. Not anyplace else. Paris? You think you can't get a cab in Paris? I don't know.

Yeah, 100%. It's harder to get cabs in other places. Like, London is all about... I mean, it's harder to get Ubers. London's all about cabs. Ah. Hmm. Anyway, I just thought it was an interesting thing.

I think a lot of these chicks are about to start getting robbed. Or faking robberies. Or faking robberies. And I think a lot of the girls that follow them ain't going to have that much sympathy. No, yeah. Because there's a lot of like hate slash love follow. I like seeing these things

and learning how to get these things, but why the fuck you get it for free? You don't got a job. You just prance around for a living wearing cute shit, and then people give you shit that I can't even buy. So it's like, I love your style, but fuck you. You know what I'm saying?

That's how they came at Kim Kardashian in Paris, because she got robbed like $10 million worth of stuff, like $5 million just for the ring that Kanye gave her. And then they made kind of a family promise to kind of skip all the jewelry for a while. There was a time where they weren't doing it. They're back to work. Oh, yeah, of course.

I mean, in everything. But there was a period where they're like, um okay what else we got guys there's another uh interesting story uh obviously uh this is kind of making arounds bill burr is out here love it uh it's really great love it and this is the this is the effect of like saying something that everybody feels yes right uh he says literally for a minute on his podcast i think it starts around like the 15 minute mark it ends around like 16 and a half minutes it's a minute long rant just about how shitty cnn is right of a channel right and this one minute kind of explodes he not only shits on cnn he says msnbc fox news he says they're all the fucking same thing they're

unamerican they're treasonous their Their ratings have tanked in this massive way. I think CNN ratings are down 68% or something like that. I think Fox is down like 27 too. But without Trump, there's this void in interest for the news. Now nothing is newsworthy. We don't really give a fuck anymore. So they need Trump. So they're starting to talk about Trump.

And then his whole thing was to talk about trump and then his whole thing was by talking about him and giving him all this free air time you're going to get him elected again and you want it you want darth vader because you need it for your relevance yes like the news is this place that is not just telling us what has happened the news is selling attention yes and without us paying attention they have nothing to sell ads on. Yeah. So they need the big fucking attention. They're selling ads, like you said.

You're selling ads. And the only way to get more money for ads is have more people watching. Yes. How do you get more people watching? Let's drum up controversy. Let's drum up whatever. Let's get people emotionally to watch this

because then they don't look away. Who's better at that than Trump? Yeah. The most reliable thing is fear. Yes. Fear, fear is fear. Yes. Fear, fear, fear. Fear, and they prey on fear. And nothing terrifies your average Democrat, liberal

than the idea of Trump getting elected again. And I'm sure we've had this conversation because I think we've all thought it. I know I've thought it. We're like, dude, Trump was a joke when he first started running in 2016. They used to say he had to pay people to come to his fucking rallies,

but then the news picked up on the fact that he was saying divisive things and they gave him all the attention in the world. And the more attention he got, the more people he could reach to be like, yeah, I like what this guy is saying, whether it's good or bad or whatever. I don't care. The point was people were like, oh, now this guy is accessible to me, and the more I see him, the more I like him.

And that was a major reason he got elected. I don't care what anybody says. And I think we've all probably said this independently, but the power of Burr saying it is different because he's at that level now. Also, there's certain people, like, if you give them more attention, right, they're going to expose themselves. Right. Like, we know motherfuckers, like, the longer you shine a

light on them, the more you realize, oh, they're actually kind of boring, or they're uninteresting, or they're not that funny. Like, they're funny within their tiny little enclaves, right? Like, I'm trying to think of certain people that play, like, an iconic character, and then once they leave that character, you're like, oh, you're kind of certain people uh you they play like an iconic character and then once they leave that character you're like oh you're kind of a nerd yeah oh right yeah you're great at that as that character the ron swanson from parks and rec that like he's like

the manliest guy he's like i eat steak all day i want meat blah blah and then like he like was tweeting some shit like standing up for like gay rights or whatever and i was like what are you doing what are you doing he's like bro i was like a theater kid like i was like yeah went through like all these traditional theater programs like i'm up for, like, gay rights or whatever. And people were like, what are you doing? What are you doing? He's like, bro, I was like a theater kid. Like, I went through, like, all these traditional theater programs.

Like, I'm playing a character. This happens a lot with actors. Right. It happens a lot with actors, especially, like,

well, they started hiring the actual mobsters for, like, the mob roles. But before that, it was a bunch of,

like, gay theater dudes who would, like, mob it up and Italian it up to play all these roles. This is prior to,

like, Sopranos and shit where they started hiring the real guys. Yeah. But, like, I've been on set with a guy who's like supposed to be a tough new york yeah italian dude and then they do cut and he's like yeah do you think i was really into it i think but yeah you shine a lot on some people and they they change or they crumble but trump is an example of a guy who has been entertaining for his entire adult life.

Yeah. He literally had a TV show where he just had to entertain people. If you shine the light on him. Yep. He will be entertaining. Yep. Okay. They knew that, bro.

They fucking knew it. They were fine with it. They fucking knew it. They, and this is to what Burr was saying, they want him to get reelected at the expense of the entire nation because they know he will entertain and us talking about him is the only way we can stay relevant. So let's go. I don't think they

know it the first time around though. I think they were okay with it. I think you had to see what was happening and be fine. Everybody was kind of in disbelief when Hillary lost. But they were looking at the data like... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Every time we do a story on him, it's going up. Let's do another story. It's going up. And you notice along the way he's getting more powerful he wasn't supposed to win the primaries fucking crush the primaries yeah wasn't even close so at a certain point

you can make a moral decision if you actually dislike this guy which they claim to i'm just calling out their inconsistency which is oh he's actually getting more powerful the more coverage we give him we could tamp this down a bit and we could not make as much money but they can't though like they're because their obligation is to get money for their shareholders. That's why you can't trust that news. And money for advertising. It's so frustrating because

they present as if they have this moral obligation to tell the truth. But what seems to be true when you look at the reporting is that they have a financial obligation to their shareholders and when we see that inconsistency as a viewer we're like dude just don't lie just say that you're a capitalistic business that just tries to profit by any means necessary if you said that

run with it we don't give a fuck that's why i'm almost like less annoyed by like this extreme left wing and the extreme right wing like news like I don't care how extreme you are left like Huffington Post whatever like I know what you're doing you know what you're doing yeah the game is like what is it one American news or something like that I know what you're doing I know what you're here for yeah it's just to say whatever Trump does is the most perfect thing in the world right so I can look at that with like some bit of honesty they would act like they're just telling the truth.

But I'm not as annoyed by it. But when you go, I'm telling you the truth and that's all we care about. We're not biased. We're objective. Real news. I think Fox News,

that's their thing. The real news. The real news. I'm like, come on. Stop it. Yeah, but they can't. They can't expose themselves. Yeah, because they're

supposed to be news. Yeah. I hate that sentence, financial obligation to our shareholders, because it's like your way of saying you're a piece of shit and i just have to be a piece of shit but like just say that from jump street don't well at the end of the day we have a financial it's just such like a catch-all sentence it's like oh okay now we can't call you out for anything you have a financial

you're all pieces of shit that's fine but own it more if like, hey, man, this guy is good for ratings. What do you want from us? Would you turn down 70%? I mean, we talked about Trump when he was here because we knew people are going to listen. Yeah, but there are large groups on both sides that, like, believe that they're telling the truth. So if they expose themselves, be like, ah, no, we're just saying what we have to say to appease everybody. I understand the reasoning because you got to cater to morons. But me as a person who's not quite as stupid

as that, I'm like, oh, I can't fuck with this because I see through it. To appease you, then they're going to lose their base. They don't have to appease me, but I see what you are and I will call it out. And that's it. And I know what it is at the end of the day. You don't have to appease me. You got to appease the morons. But anybody with half a brain knows how biased both

sides are. Every network. You'd be surprised, bro. You'd be surprised. I got friends who literally just regurgitate CNN talking points. It's shocking. Close friends. Yeah. But it's susceptible.

I've been in that spot, too, where I'm trying to prove a point to someone, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll take this article. I don't even care where it's from. That's true. And I'm touting some CNN thing that I don't even necessarily believe. I'm like, this supports my argument. But I don't even realize that I'm indoctrinated. That's how seductive the information is.

You might not be indoctrinated. It might just confirm the feelings that you already have. Right. Because we're just looking for confirmation. Validation is seductive. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And it's much easier to feel validated when you have a quote unquote news network.

Yeah. Say the same shit that you feel. Yeah. Oh, it must be true now. Yeah. Those guys on the TV with the ticker at the bottom said it. Yeah. There's something about the TV and a ticker that makes it feel real. Yeah.

You know? And it's just preying on fear. That's the saddest part to me. Yeah. It's just like traumatizing people. There are people that like didn't come out of their house for all of the lockdown yeah like didn't weren't running like weren't like getting sunlight because they were so terrified by what the news was saying remember when we were watching local news and it was just reporting the news but if it said breaking news like that was a big story

but when you watch cnn or fox news it's 24-7. It's breaking news. It's always breaking. The fast ticker and the colors and they're just shooting at you like, oh, my God, what today? And then you're like, it has to stay on all the time like Bloomberg Finance or something. You just have to keep absorbing it. And you're like, Jesus. This just in. This just in. This just in.

Monkey pox. Like it's just they are dying for another disease. If a disease pops up on our shores yeah they could not be happy if there was a cnn producer on the flight with the guy who had the monkey pox all over his hand he would sit there mouth shut and let that motherfucker land in america and infect every single person so that story tomorrow could absolutely murder the radio that's what happened with the monkey monkey virus which is apparently different than monkey box okay there was a person that died in China from monkey virus.

Of course. It was like this big headline. Yeah. And I was like, oh, fuck, another fucking pandemic or whatever. I look into it. It's like, you have to be in contact with a monkey that has the virus. And then the death rate is whatever. And I was like, this is a non-story.

Why is this even being pushed? And the only reason is because there's this COVID panic. If you read the monkeypox article. And maybe because of that also, but people die of one-off random viruses literally every day, all the time. We're not going to stop dying from COVID. We're not. It's the new flu. It's here every year.

Get the vaccine up to date if you want, whatever. But they're going to keep it going as long as they can. This is a pandemic. This is crazy. As long as people are afraid and terrified. You can fear on that. And that's where I also, what Bill Burr said was really great, is you are treasonous you are un-american in the guise of a news network so that's where you can justifiably call them out like sure you can't expose yourselves but we see what you are it is un-american it's treasonous the solution to me is like just following independent

journalists like where you find them motherfuckers you know what i mean like you gotta do work yes too much work well that's the thing like i don't know if i don't know what I mean? You got to do work. Yeah, it's too much work. Well, that's the thing. I don't know what the solution is for the masses. The other solution is state-sponsored media like BBC. Well, that's the tricky thing. You can't have... I guess they do a decent job of it in England,

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But like, yeah, you don't want state-sponsored journalism because... And it's state-sponsored. Exactly. Well, you can have both. It doesn't have to be one or the other. You can have Vax That Ass Up playing every single time. The beginning of every program. Like the head of CNN, it comes from from the scripted film and TV world.

And so he came in there saying... Spin the narratives. Spin it. You know how good they are at making docs and things like that? They're a proper movie studio. I mean, Bourdain, that's what you're good for, CNN. They made Blackfish. Remember that doc?

And Bourdain's Parts Unknown. They're storytellers. They know how to do it. So what is the answer? Is it should there be a rule like if you have a newspaper, they have to be journalists at the top that are making decisions? The tricky thing is it's also some personal accountability. We don't want the truth. We don't want the truth.

The majority of us want confirmation. We don't want information. We want confirmation. That's what we're constantly seeking. want confirmation. We don't want information. We want confirmation, right? That's what we're constantly seeking. And when we're in a place, like, I think we have to go to a place where we have so little faith in the news that we're digesting, that all of a sudden, there's enough of like a void or vacuum in the middle where like truth will be valuable again. And then that will exist maybe for like 10 years. And then we'll start going,

I don't want all this truth. It's not fun. Make me feel good or make me feel scared. But make me feel something. Because the reality is the center shit is not that interesting.

It's not. At the end of the day, it's entertainment, especially a 24-hour news network. I have to keep you entertained all day, every day. You know how fucking exhausting that is? Yeah.

That's why SportsCenter, there's so much sports gossip on SportsCenter. Do you want to read an article about how your home in Santa Barbara is going to get burned down by this fire? Or do you want to read an article about how there's a 30% chance, but also a 60% chance that maybe rain will start and then that will subside the fire? I'm more likely to read the my home is going to burn down. Your home is going to burn down. Tell me why.

Yeah. You don't want like a rational take on your home burning down? Even if want, it's like, what am I more likely to read? The one that panics me.

The fucking home is going to burn down. Yeah, I think want is a weird word because I think you want to be calm. I think like human beings want to be at peace,

but you can't look away. I agree with you. We might want it, but our system isn't designed for it. Right. It's designed to look at threat and try to assess it. To keep ourselves keep ourselves safe right like we hear some noise in the other

room and all of us go what yeah because we want to know because our brains are in the forest somewhere right yeah we're in like a little 150 person tribe and if i hear some random noise i've never heard before that's a lion it's gonna eat us all so that's what the news is doing to us it's constant new fear new chicken poxx, monkey pox, fire, COVID. We're shutting shit down again. And it's like, if you're going to give us that every single day, eventually there's some exhaustion attached to it, right? And I think that's what's happening right now is people are just going,

I'm not going to tune in. I'm not listening to Fox. I'm not watching CNN. I don't tune into shit. My favorite thing to do is not watch the news. Academics is the only thing I tune into. And I just talk to Alex about hip-hop shit. If you watch a ton of news...

All I do is I go, yo, you heard what happened to Polo G and his girl? Man, that shit's crazy, bro. Girl had a gay best friend, started fucking him. That was wild. And I act like I have known all this, but I just read one headline and then throw it against Al to see if it sticks. I like what you do, too. Yeah, and Al don't know shit

about hip-hop. That's what I'm exposing. He don't know nothing bro i asked him to sing little baby one song he couldn't do one lyric wow that's fast bro that's what i've been saying that's what i'm telling you oh bro so one bar he couldn't spit nothing huh anyway so bill burr it was cool to see him just go out there say what everybody already feels and a person that we trust. And yeah, just like to be honest with it, it's like, fuck him. Yeah, man. It was great to hear Bill Burr do it because, again, he's at a status and like, yeah, I guess a stature where it's like his words carry weight.

Yeah. And for him to say some shit like that, that resonated was just great. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's dope. We just want distraction. At the end of the day, it's like kind of on this topic do you want to talk about biden saying that facebook is killing people yeah that was interesting so set that up mark so basically i don't know the full full

context but i just know that biden's secretary of the press came out and was saying all this stuff like accusing facebook and maybe trying to even sue facebook a little redhead joint yeah her name's christina sakasackis or something. I don't know. I remember when she was at band camp doing some wild shit. When she was at band camp? Yo, son. Yo, when she was at band camp, bro.

That's a good reference. Getting wild with the flute. Yo, shorty was getting wild with the flute. That's a great reference, dog. Yeah. But now, tell me what the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was talking about Jen Psaki Basically they were saying

That Facebook is allowing misinformation To disseminate through their platform And it's killing people Was the quote Facebook is killing people I don't know if they're responsible for killing people But yeah 100% People die as a result of misinformation Facebook is killing people. Yeah. I don't know if they're responsible for killing people, but yeah, 100%. People die as a result of misinformation.

But then you could also say, what is their net? Do they have net positive? Are more people living because of the things that they read on Facebook? Right. Right? Are their grandparents, they're able to have relationships with their kids and grandkids, and that's giving them more motivation to stay alive? It might even be a direct COVID thing.

There's certain people that might not have gotten the vaccine, then they saw a bunch of things like, oh, no, you can still die if you don't get it. And they're like, all right, fine, I'll get it. Or even a place where they could get the shot. Right, yeah. They had no clue where they'd go get it. And they go, wow. Or they see their friends getting it, and they're like, oh, maybe it's safe.

And it's tricky because how do you decide what's misinformation and what's not? Now you're playing big brother for real. If you're an information platform, that information is going to lead to happiness. It's going to lead to depression. I don't know if you're responsible for all the feelings and outcomes that happen because of your platform. But if you want to talk about lives lost, yeah, sure, motherfuckers died because of Facebook. Like, how many people's locations have been shared, and then they just got murdered as the result of Instagram or Facebook? That shit just happened.

With whom? There was this, I think it was a crip out in L.A. And he, no, actually it was a blood out in L.A. Pop Smoke! Yeah, he decimated, like, fuck, who was the rapper that died? Oh, yeah, the Marathon Continues. Nipsey Hussle. You don't know shit about rap.

Follow academics, man. Follow academics, dog. Desecrated his grave, and then he was on IG Live, and then dudes shot him on IG Live, and he died on IG Live. Wild boy. Ratings through the roof. Oh, my God. Ratings through the roof.

Facts, though, right? This guy's crazy. It's true. Ratings through the roof. Facts though, right? It's crazy. It's true. Gotta be his most watched live. You don't think you're gonna go watch that replay? How ironic they call it live. IG dead. You think somebody had the foresight at the end when it's over and says, do you want to record this

and keep it live for the rest of the show? Add to the feed. But that is crazy. A lot of people end up dying because of the platform is it the platform's responsibility or fault i don't know the tricky thing i think when it comes to like misinformation is is that there are algorithms that um react and promote certain things that are being digested that's the fear thing okay so break it down well that's exactly what we're talking about the media is that like our brains are in the forest. They're programmed to be looking at threats. Yeah.

And so when you're on social media and you see like, oh, the vaccine is actually going to fucking give you cancer, you're like, oh, God damn it. I got to watch it. Yeah, I got to watch it. I'm going to share it because I don't want my friends to get sick. And so you're now passing around all the misinformation. Why am I so threatened by girls with huge tits jumping? Why is that so threatening to me?

Sounds like an amazing time. No,? That pops up on your Instagram. That pops up on my things because of fear. I am terrified. If there's a girl with huge tits jumping, I can't. You fear for her safety. What about her back? Is it going to hurt her? You're the biggest feminist I know. I think anybody who knows you

knows you are really concerned. Share it with your friends so that way, you know, we can also be aware. Exactly. Because that kind of information needs to be shared. You can tell other hot girls huge shit. It's like, hey, guys, be careful. Be mindful of how you move. That is true because

in this way, Instagram is actually saving people's lives. Yes. Right? Yes. I mean, a lot of them. But also killing people, too, probably. Yeah. At least a billion of potential people. Maybe big chiropractic, or whatever the fuck you call it, is trying to tell these girls to do it.

Chiropractic. You know what I mean? They're trying to tell these girls, hey, you should jump up and down. Chiropractic billionaires. And we got to stop science. You know what I mean? We got to say, hey, they're just trying to make money off the treatment. Or maybe it's playing on something in your brain.

Maybe you have a fear of starving, you see like a voluptuous Woman and you can suck on her on her teeth. Is it voluptuous or voluptuous? It's voluptuous. They am really threw me off Honestly all the creatine you're taking is making you dumber. That's what it is. Voluptuous. That's the real voluptuous. You mix scrumptious and voluptuous together. It's a new word. Into a way better word, by the way.

I appreciate that. You're like, yo, that's voluptuous. Yeah, that's scrumptious. Okay, so takeaway. Is Facebook killing people? Possibly, probably. Or are people dying as a result of facebook yes that's a better way but are people living as a result of facebook is yes are they net positive net negative i don't know probably net negative in terms of how they make us feel but they might be net positive in life how and so how in life like we all feel a little bit worse but we

are more connected yeah so maybe those connections lead to like i don't know less suicides or some shit i mean like some dumb shit like if you didn't lose confidence in it i would have stayed with it just because i know for a fact suicide's been been up, bro. Suicide's been booming, bro. Business is up. Bull market, yeah. Hell yeah. Bull market. It's on its Bitcoin rush.

100%. Turn them heavy. We hope. So what is it? So do you hold them accountable? Is Biden just being a cock when he does this shit? I don't know. It's a little cockish, but it's also not fully wrong, like you said.

And then as we were trying to name net positive things, we couldn't really think any. I mean, connectivity is huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your career, all of our careers, huge net positive. Yeah, we're going to bring life into this world because of social media. Yeah, yeah. YouTube's not Facebook. Facebook helps, too.

Well, it don't help. But connectivity is a net positive. Fucking sorry, boomers. You old ass boomers. Sorry. You know what I mean? Watching my clips on Facebook. Sorry, boomer.

Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Ice on your knees and watching some Facebook clips. You old fucks. Dude, what? What, Al? We over a million on Facebook. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Facebook clips Old fucks Dude what What Al We over a million On Facebook

You know what I mean Oh shit We over a million On Facebook Oh shit Yeah But yeah What

No this is just A fascinating thing That they say That apparently 12 people are behind Most COVID vaccine Hoaxes on social media What's the hoax

That's what I don't understand So it's just like Putting out misinformation So like What misinformation Exists on vaccines give me one give me one bit of misinformation though i don't even think misinformation exists on vaccines dead ass let's go let's go tell me one let's cook does the vaccine make it rain does vaccine make it rain outside no what give me

one bit of misinformation go go this is gonna be fun. This whole episode is getting taken down. But I think, I mean, one thing people said that like there could be a sterilization as a result of vaccine use. Oh, so that you can't get girls pregnant? Yeah. On the girl's side or on the dude's side? I don't know, bro. It's on fucking Facebook.

Hey, do we know that it can't be? We don't know. That's going to be your reply to all this shit. I'm just saying, we don't know yet. This shit just came out. Right? Like, you don't know until it goes for a little bit. Right?

Like, people got to use the lotion before they find out it gives them cancer. And they have the Johnson & Johnson shit. Yeah, I just fucked up because I was using that shit too. Of course. Yeah. That's why you were sweating so much. I still got that shit in my book bag right now. See?

And you should still use it. Get that fucking settlement. I think so, yeah. It's sunblock with the lotion. With the benzene in it. It's sunblock and it has this thing

benzene in it and I guess it causes cancer or something like that. Yeah. But it's bad. Yo, should people not wear sunscreen every day? Son.

There's like a movement that's happening where people are like, yeah, wear sunscreen every day. That's misinformation. That's misinformation. Bro, go in the sun. Don't wear sunscreen every day. It's This is like a movement that's happening where people are like, yeah, wear sunscreen every day. That's misinformation. That's misinformation. Bro,

go in the sun. Don't wear sunscreen every day. It's mad movements out there, bro. Let me tell you about this Johnson & Johnson, okay? Johnson & Johnson

having a hell of a fucking year. Bro, I don't trust them for a shit. Fuck Johnson & Johnson. How you got baby powder kills people? Down bad. That's foul.

Baby powder causing cancer for babies? Son, y'all the OG Epsteins out this bitch. Ruining children's lives. Babies into powder. Oh my God. Al really had it.

So Johnson & Johnson recalled five of their sunscreen products in the U.S. after low levels of benzene, a carcinogen found in its products. Valishore independent laboratory raised alarm over benzene's presence. Report released May 27. 27% of samples contained benzene. presence. Report released May 27. 27% of samples contained benzene,

up to three times the conditionally restricted FDA concentration limit. Products were in all... That's kind of crazy that 9% are allowed to have benzene. Hold on, hold on. Al might be safe. Products were in all aerosol cans. Ooh.

Oh, we up. Including four Neutrogena sprays, beach defense, cool dry sport, invisible daily defense, and ultra sheer. Aveeno's protect and refresh. Do you have that? What is benzene, bro? It's a highly flammable and widely used chemical.

It's either. Oh, what'd they catch? Iron? Nope, you're good. All right. Damn, I was trying to get in that class action. It's found in plastics, rubber, dyes Pesticides and synthetic fibers

And can cause cells to stop working And result in loss of white blood cells Sounds like a vaccine to me Yo, Johnson & Johnson are a real piece of shit They're the worst, dawg This is crazy So right now they're exploring a plan to offload the liabilities From the baby

powder litigation yeah so they got to pay up like two billion or whatever like that so they're considering this like rule that allows them to like separate the company and then file for bankruptcy in the separated part of the companies they don't have to pay off the people whose kids they killed son that's so foul absolute fucking scumbag. I'm Johnson and Johnson, bro. That's every former school coming. That's legit every former All in like constant lawsuits paying up billions of dollars we shouldn't I drop to the Johnson right now The yard Darn it, gang! Hey, gang. He's up, man. Oh, shit. Man. Oh.

Yeah, stomp the yard. Oh, he definitely went to HBCU. What? HDCU? Son, what the fuck, yo? Yeah, pronounce the word right. You fucking idiot. The bank?

HBCU. Did you just say the HBCU? That's what it is. Historically Black College University. Oh, I said it right. Fuck you, niggas. You said HG. No, I said HBCU. You said HGTV, bro.

How do you lose confidence in your own shit, bro? So what's the bank? Hong Kong HSBC. FDIC, you dumb motherfucker. No, no, no. There's a bank. HSBC, you dumb motherfucker. Man, I thought I said that.

HSBC, Hong Kong Shanghai Banking Corporation, you dumb motherfucker. Man, I thought I said that. HSBC, Hong Kong, Shanghai, banking company. Motherfucker. Somebody banking in Shanghai? It is. Hong Kong bank. Who using that bank? The monkeys. Yo, where do you get the monkey virus at? Get good interest rates at Shanghai bank? Get the fuck out of here.

You're going to get some real good rates. Shanghai, that's what you're going to get. Yo, fuck that monkey pox, bro. Yeah. Gotta be careful. Shouts to Hasbulla, bro. Get rid of that monkey, dog. Oh, he does have a monkey.

He does have a little monkey. Hasbulla. Yeah, I love that. He's like Midget Fighter from Dagestan. It's not even a fighter. He's a YouTube personality. I'm sorry for... He's a fighter.

I'm like, what? I'm sorry for destroying the momentum of the podcast, guys. I apologize for that. I thought a Hasbro reference was going to really murder the room. Turns out, not that relatable. So Johnson & Johnson, just pieces of shit. You were saying, Mark, they're all pieces of shit. They're all pieces of shit.

Why? Now go. There's massive corporations playing with people's lives, making money, trying to get their shareholders paid. I don't trust any pharma, yo. No. Sorry, boomer. Sorry, boom. Now, can we also look at them like we're looking at Facebook?

Do they have net positive? Are they saving one more life than they're killing? Here's what's foul about it, is when you if you are a pharmaceutical company morally you would think if you fuck some people up you'd be like alright let me just pay them we fucked up

just fuck them keep going that's my whole point they don't do it they'll find a way out of they're fighting tooth and nail with fucking opioid like addicts

being like oh no we didn't get you addicted but why did they get them addicted because they told the doctors they were like yeah prescribe them all that shit oh yeah yeah yeah it's not their fault they live in a

shitty Connecticut town. What? You know what I mean? What did I just put on me? Benzine, bro. Oh, my God. You got the benzos, bro. I got the benzos, dog. Beat my dick with the benzine, bro.

Bitches in the Waldorf. Bubbly in the bathtub. Bubbly in the bathtub. Benzene in the sunblock. Someone on Reddit made a fire. What's it called? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of the bitches in the Waldorf. Yo, y'all stepping it up, Reddit.

About fucking time, yo. That's what I'm talking about. All right? Stay off the benzene. We might need y'all. Okay? I know you're not getting any sunlight, you fucking nerds. No, bullying works.

We'll be killing it with the bullying. Now Reddit come for this motherfucker right now. They work. You got to bully. They fucking work once you bully them, bro. You know what I mean? You got to bully them. They was cracking out some high quality content when we was bullying them.

Don't call them nerds. Say what? Don't call them nerds. What what? Don't call them nerds. What do you want me to call them? We be on it. Yeah. We're nerds, Al. Sorry. Zeejen. Zeejen? Is that also in the sunscreen? Zeejen?

Zeejen. Yo, we got the waifu dog. Yo, give me that waifu dog. Yo, give me that waifu dog. Oh shit. Yo, this girl is stacked from the front to the back. Are you watching some hentai or what? Bro, I'm about to. What's this girl's name? Holy shit, boomer.

Dude, for real talk, this girl is crazy, bro. Yeah. Holy moly. But you just found out about hentai, right? What do you think? You just found out about hentai? What do you think? They should have more of a slit in between her uh okay okay y'all are crazy they can't give this shit to

kids okay um what else we got going on boys all right so india is imposing a two child policy in certain states specifically uttarttar Pradesh. Whoa! Right after Akash got married. You think that's strategic? Whoa! Oh, shit. Be honest. You think they're trying to get you?

Uttar Pradesh is where Akash's family is from. Yeah. Okay? Now, they want two kids max. Yeah. What you think about that? I think it's great. How many siblings do you have?

I've got one sibling. Oh, so you guys are good. Two-kid family. It's great, yo. Oh, yeah. India many siblings do you have? I've got one sibling. I'm a two-kid family. It's great, yo. India got too many people, man. We got too many. Keep it at two. Then viruses will kill mad others and we'll be fine.

Wow. And they're offering money for forced sterilization. Not forced, I guess, because they're giving them money. But for voluntary sterilizations. That's great, dog. This is brilliant.

I love this so much. I'm so happy about this. I mean, you guys can flip it on. I love this so much. I'm so happy about this. I mean, you guys can flip it on me, I'm sure, but I'm enjoying it right now. No, I think this is... Why are you happy about it? I'm curious. Because it's too many people.

It's 1.4 billion people in a country that's like a fifth the size of America. So five times the population, one-fifth the land. It's fucking crazy. You guys haven't been. It's too many people.

The easiest way to control population is to just give women rights, and none of these countries are willing to do it. Right? Like, the easiest way. You just give women rights. You get them to have careers. You get them to work.

And all of a sudden, they like doing that shit. They don't have any kids. Norway, Sweden, America, all declining populations because women can do whatever the fuck they want. But you go to, like, China and India, and you just offer up the idea. Hey, you want to, like, you want to let them focus on themselves? You're doing a lot. I'd rather everyone starve in this country. You're all doing a lot right now.

Everybody calm down. We got a good thing going. Government incentives. I'm just saying, China had to do a one kid policy instead of just letting Chinese women work, bruh. Yeah. Think about that shit. Hey, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

And they literally were just looking at people like, listen, we don't make them wrap their feet anymore. What the fuck else do you want from us? Half measures, you know what I mean? Little by little. But it is the number one way to stop population. If you want to eradicate human beings from this planet, you know all these people are like, oh my God, we need to recycle so we can bring the Earth back to its homeostasis, whatever.

No, just let women work. Yeah, but who's more wasteful than an empowered woman? 100%, they're gonna waste, they're gonna have all their products and all that other kind of shit, but then within two generations, there'll be no humans left. Ah. So that's all you need to do. The more you have women working careers,

no more human beings. The dolphins will come back to the canals in Venice or whatever you want to happen in Italy. It's funny how insufferable children get when you let women hang out with their peers. Then all of a sudden they're like, yo, kids are annoying. When you keep them at home, you don't let them talk to anybody else. They're like, yeah, let's have kids. I love kids. When they get to work and hang out with peers, They're like, yeah, let's have kids. I love kids. When they get to work and hang out with peers, they're like, yo, kids, huh?

Who's into that? Who wants that? Every fucking country where they let them work and hang out with friends, they look at kids like, this is annoying. Fucking needy ass kids. The man has to take care of the kids now. They're realizing how annoying kids are because they'll get to hang out with peers at work. They're like, oh, these guys are cool. These kids suck.

Oh, women are realizing that. Oh, my God. I wasn't understanding what you were saying. Yeah, women, once they get to hang out with peers at work. They're like, oh, these guys are cool. These kids suck. Oh, women are realizing that. Oh, my God. I wasn't understanding what you were saying. Yeah, women, once they get to hang out and have something they're passionate about outside of their child. Yeah, and have coworkers that are their age that they can relate to. Now, I just want to say this is the end of humanity. I don't support this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? 100%. I want humanity to continue going. And in order for us to do that, we have to pretend like we want women to have careers, but really keep them in the house. Which I don't believe. I don't believe that. You don't believe that. My girls are getting a master's degree. Your girls are going back to get their masters. We want women to go out there and do

everything that they can do. So that they can realize that their place is at home. Yeah. Yo, explore it all. Come back home. It's like when the Amish people let their kids go on rumspringer or whatever. What? Rumspringer? Yeah, rumspringer.

Yeah, same. I've never heard of something like that. Goofy-ass Amish. You ain't going to hear this. Okay, but go on. But same thing. You let them explore, and then they just come back. That's so fucking true, dude.

We have to let women rumspringer. Yeah. Like, what's wrong with that? No, let them explore. What does a female rumspringer look like? They just go. They go to work. They go to school.

They do whatever they want. They toil away at these corporate jobs, and they realize how miserable it is, and then they could have children and do that and toil away at that. Be appreciated for once. Have a job where you're appreciated. That is actually true. If you're a woman, you're raising the kids, you run the crib, bro. Mother's Day is the most important day of the year.

100%. Everything. Bill Burr had the joke about that. Mom is the hardest job in the world. Nobody says that about fucking whatever other job you got. That's a good-ass point. Also, I do think it's beneath women to work after they have children. Beneath them.

I think it's beneath a woman. After you push out a kid, to go back to a job is beneath you. You shouldn't have to. Yeah. I mean, some people need to work. It's okay. But like after you've made a human being, you can't go to copying shit for

your boss. Like getting coffees and stuff like that. You've made a human being. What you accomplish is far greater than what your boss is telling you to do. It's stupid. Now, some people have to do it because they have to pay the bills. If you don't have to, come on, what is this? I gotta work a job at human resources. I am human resources. My resources create humans. Fuck you that's what i do yeah that's some boss ass shit like

lady what you want to fucking work chipotle i want to work at chipotle like somebody asking you can i have extra steak on my bowl you're like i just made a human being two weeks ago why am i listening to this fat fuck tell me what he wants on his fucking burrito bowl it's disgusting good point women shouldn't have to work a good point how much maternity leave you think for women yeah rest of your life yeah eternity eternity no 18 years oh 18 years and then you can go back and work in some form of charity like a convent yeah yeah yeah Convent Or something like that Ronald McDonald You can work at Ronald McDonald

What a goofy charity right Like they probably do A lot of good work But like if you got Your life saved By fucking Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald A clown

A clown pulls up That'd be so good You have 30 more days On this planet And a clown pulls up Yeah I'm gonna save you Come on No but there is something to that.

I don't know. Are we being wildly sexist? Lady assholes, tell us. I feel like we're being very progressive. Yeah. We're the most progressive podcast. 18 years of maternity leave. That's pretty good.

No, 18 years maternity leave. I think if women have children, they should, in an ideal world, I think most guys feel this way. If we're being serious. No joking. I think think most guys feel this way. If we're being serious, no joking. I think most guys probably feel this way. If you had the resources to allow your wife to choose whether she wanted to work or raise the kids or do both, you would do that. Yeah. Right?

So you'd say, babe, if you want to take care of the family and do that, I will hold this shit down. I think most guys would say that. Would you agree? Yeah. If they're... If they want to. If they're so passionate about their career and they really want to do that, then that's awesome too. I mean, there are tons of women that are fucking gold medalists

and shit, right? There are women that are doing these things that they really care about. They have a graphic design business that they fucking started from the ground up. What I'm talking about is the fact that some women feel like they should work in order to feel like justified as a human being yeah you made a you made a human being yeah that's justification enough it's crazy that there are some feminists that make being a housewife seem so beneath yeah

when it's like the most empowered thing you could possibly do but wouldn't you do the most beautiful thing about a woman is you can create other humans. So if you can create and love other humans and do that, you're not beneath anybody. Whether you choose to do it or not, that's fine.

But you're not less of a woman if you take care of your family. But it's always some fat troll with a mustache that's saying that, right? It's never like a girl who has the option to have a family.

Correct. It's always a girl who would never have that option and then she's like, oh yeah, look at those girls. Why are they doing that? Yeah, because humanity decided you're not worth procreating with. That's why they get to do that.

We hate on Instagram models. Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, look at her feet are all fucked up. It's like, we don't even care if she had no feet. Down on fucking toothpicks. It wouldn't matter, right? Put your nub in my mouth immediately. Why are we waiting?

I'll put honey on it. I don care that's a good party you know if you had the option to be a uh house husband would you know no no why not not built for it isn't it i think women women have the choice to choose they should be allowed to choose what they want to do but not in my house men's choices you can yeah it's very traditional women should be able to choose yes women we have a fairly traditional relationship alright men have a choice too you can get a job

or be a stay at home that's what you can do and they should be able to choose that these are your choices yes but no we can't do that

stay at home shit fuck out of here with all that that's crazy if some men want, that's fine. Nah, that shit is embarrassing, dog. Some man wants you. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Nah, that shit is embarrassing, dog. Get a job. There's a stay-at-home dad listening to this right now, and I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, you are a cock. You are a cock. Get out there. Go to work.

Okay? Jesus. What if he's a patron? Say what? What if he's a patron? His wife's paycheck? Fucking cuck. Your wife is a patron.

Thank your wife. Patron saint. Your patronage. Your wife. Flaker 2. All right? Patreon.com. Flaker 2.

You know what I'm saying? Let's go. Run it up. Run it up. Put a little graphic down there, Miles. Go talk. Yeah. We don't even put your name as a captain no more.

Your wife can ask a question. Your wife. Captainette. Captain Net. You putting somebody else's credit card name on the fucking... Get out of here, bro. That being said, whenever I call people, my mom's name come up. You entering somebody else's name

for credit card info? Get the fuck out of here, bro. That's crazy. That's embarrassing. You gotta work, man. You gotta work. I'm sorry. You gotta work. I don't even care if your wife is like a soldier or whatever. She had war in man. You got to work. I'm sorry. You got to work. I don't even care if your wife is like a soldier or whatever. She had war in Afghanistan. Get a babysitter. Yo, have your parents come home.

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Now let's get back to the show. Figure it out. That's crazy. You're acting a little crazy. You got me a little. I feel triggered right now even just thinking about that. I feel triggered. You also grew up in a house where your mom ran a business.

Dad worked too. Dad can work too. T-O-O. Wait, wait, wait. Did you just call his dad a cuck? Whoa. I didn't even talk about-O-O. Wait, wait. Did you just call his dad a cuck? I didn't even say my layer bear like that. I was fighting words, yo.

Should you just go fuck him up right now? Be honest. He might just go fuck him up. Dad also an accomplished reporter. Interviewed Ali. Did a lot of great things for NBC. He's backtracking right now. My dad ran a business during the day. My mom ran it during the night. All right?

They didn't even see each other for more than one hour a day. Okay? And that's how you have a successful marriage. And the second my mom retired, my dad's memory just went away. So this is perfect timing. Okay?

It's absolute perfect timing. This is how you stay married for the rest of your life. Yeah. All right? Just don't spend no time together and then have your memory cut out the second you have to. Take shifts. Real talk. Yeah. But that's it. Yeah. All right? Just don't spend no time together and then have your memory cut out the second you have to.

Take shifts. Real talk. Yeah. But that's it. Yeah. No, my dad was working. Okay? Yeah, he was working for my mom, but it was a family business.

Okay? Yo. Yeah, bro. Don't even make me say that shit. I met you at the ballet studio, too. I used to work for my mom. Andrew used to work for his mom, too, back in the day. I used to work for my mom.

Well, you can work for your mom if you're a kid. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, you used to work for your mom. Yeah. In the beauty salon, right? But he's 49%. No, in a woman's my mom. Well, you can work for your mom if you're a kid. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, you used to work for your mom. Yeah. In the beauty salon. But he's 49%. No, in a women's clothing store.

Yeah, like a tanning salon. Women's clothing. We work in a tanning salon. Wow, women's clothing. Dude, that is super fucking gay. Doug, working in a tanning salon, dude? Are you kidding me, Doug? Remember, I'm going to tan

the end of the video. It's not Andrew's song. Andrew right now. Andrew's song. You're literally wearing a ballet. I don't know, Doug. Dude, right now, tanning salon. We grew up in a ballet studio. Right now I got to chill. Put some respect on the camera. I'll fuck all y'all up.

My parents had a pussy pounding partner dance studio. Mad people meeting women, marrying them in there. You know what I'm saying? Dancing it up, salsa, dick rock. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? I used to take classes there.

Dick rock. Put on salsa, dick rock. Yeah, fuck that ballet belt. I didn't need that shit. Fuck ballet. Ain't no ballet over here, yo. It was a couple of studios that were rented out for ballet classes, but it had no affiliation with what we did.

It was pussy pounding, partner dancing. Were you getting some action or what? Action, tango, all that. Dick rock. I used to dance. You know what I'm saying? I was dick rock dancing with these girls, bro. I would go to the class, salsa.

Jameel and I would pull up to that shit. Yeah. Dancing. They would cross body lead. Salsa. That's fire. Cha-cha. It didn't matter.

I remember they filmed the other guys, that movie with Mark Wahlberg at his dance studio. And I know it's ballet because I remember him doing ballet in the movie. They had the poles along the wall. They had the poles along the wall. They had the poles along the wall. He's got receipts, bro. I remember because I see pictures

of his mom in the background. I'm like, oh, that's Andrew's studio. I know those pictures. And then Mark Wahlberg of his mom in the back. I'm like, oh, that's Andrew Stude. I love those pictures. And then Mark Wahlberg starts busting out the ballet. See how people do you, yo. See how people do you, Reddit, you fucking dorks. Yeah. I just got to find someone else.

Just got to get it off me. Reddit, you're going to have to take this one now. I'm taking too much punishment. I got a hot potato in this shit, okay, Reddit? You see, Jens? Nah, nah. If it was capable to do ballet there, you could do it. He taught. We weren't teaching on ballet. We were teaching partner

dancing, bro. Get married, bro. You say partner? Were you saying partner because a lot of times it was boyfriend, boyfriend? It's actually a good joke. That was good. I was good. That's all, folks. You did kind of

fuck it up a little. Don't make him do that. Don't make him do that. That's how they be treating Christians, too. No, no, no, run it back. Jesus, come back. All right, no, but for real, though, y'all talking shit about my father. God, stop that. I'm going to fuck all y'all up with three different conversation points.

Bangers, though. Bangers, though. Hey. Dude, he was not playing. My boy, my boy, my boy. My dad met my soon-to-be mother-in-law. I'm going to Fire Island this summer. I'm going to Fire Island this summer. I'm going to Fire Island this summer.

Respect, respect. But- It's a gay island, actually, now that I say that. Yes, that is true. It is true. So my boy, my father met my future mother-in-law this weekend. Oh, shit. Right?

And kicking mad game with a capital G right in front of my mom. Mm-hmm. I like that. Right? Because my girl was there and her mom. And then my mom and my dad. And my dad was, like, doing the classic old school dad lines. Like, are you guys sisters?

Hit him with the, are you sisters, bro? Yeah, yeah. Like, are you guys sisters? And then, you know, how old are you? She said, like, 58 or something like that. And he goes, wow, the women of your generation just don't age. My mom's standing right next to him. Completely different than my generation.

But your generation just stays the same. Unlike mine. Wilt's away. It's Wilt's away. What's the difference? Unbelievable. This savage, right? Oh, my God.

Wait, what happened? Did he close or what? He did some fucking ballet. I don't know. What else you want from me, guys? What else you want? What type of conclusion would you like? Oh, this makes sense.

What? Because your girl used to do ballet, so now y'all can dance together. Oh, shit. Nutcracker at the wedding. I'm getting killed, man. I'm getting killed, Reddit. Reddit, I'm getting killed. I'm getting killed. Now is your opportunity, Reddit.

I've been talking all this shit. Saying what nerds y'all are. They got me to spin cycle with this fucking Nutcracker. Now is the time to make the content that I know that you can make. Yeah. You are the Nutcracker, bro. You got no nuts, dog. I'll be sitting on my nuts.

Oh, the way I position myself sitting down is called Nutcracker. Nutcracker. Nutcracker. Holy shit there. Holy shit there. Bro, is that a symptom of monkeypox, bro? What? Dude, does accent change as well when you get it dude what if the first symptom of

covid was you had a wuhan accent like that accent specifically not asian anything like that but that's racist immediately you're just like you're just like ah chew That's a Wuhan accent It's Wuhan, dog It's specifically from the Wuhan region of China, dog You didn't know that? Where the virus fucking started Yeah Where it was created, man

Where it was created in a lab Who knows? Yeah, by who knows Maybe a bat, maybe a human being Whose job it was to create it Stop taking your work home with you Alright What, are you worried that we're spreading misinformation? whose job it was to create it. Stop taking your work home with you. What?

Are you worried that we're spreading misinformation and people are dying as a result? No, just demonification. You think? Demonification? Like, come on. It's close enough. I can't even fathom that you would ever come at me for voluptuous.

Yeah, but I do that. This is me. This is me. Shut the fuck up, son. Your thick thighs. Sorry, Boomer. Your dick just hit that off the phone. Oh, shit. He pointed out his thighs.

He's like, ring. Mark coming through with that thickness, bro. Okay, let's talk. Can we have a real conversation Yeah let's be serious Let's start Okay let's start the podcast Because you guys are

Fucking liberal cucks Yeah let's start Dude okay What else is happening Popeyes is beefing up Security and inventory For the release of their New chicken nuggets

This shit is like Jordans are dropping Son Do you feel disrespected by this I'll be honest Why It's a little bit Racialist

It's a little racist Why Why? It was all white people running around. Like, y'all were surrounding that motherfucker. When we were in Chicago, all white people. Asian provocateur. When we were in Chicago, all white people. Asian provocateur. Caucasian provocateur. Caucasian provocateur, dude.

That's what that was. Those were FBI agents. Paid for by... Was there violence at that one? Almost. Huh? Almost. What happened? You almost fought somebody for a chicken sandwich?

Nah, not me. They actually ran out of the chicken sandwich and people were tight. Ooh. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Do you think that that is enough reparations if we just let you guys get the chicken first? No. You guys can cut the line at Popeyes when the chicken nuggets drop.

Can we just forget about this whole slavery thing? I'm being serious. Can we just forget about it? Can we just call it even? Nah, I already told you. What's that? We don't pay taxes. Boom. Even. Forever? Forever. No federal tax. Forever? Forever.

There wasn't slavery forever. Yeah, it's true. There wasn't slavery forever all right however long it was i think 25 years six years that was the bad part it was like yeah 10 years of bad like yeah but we were rounding up saying like 400 years like 400 years that sounds about oh shit but you you don't pay taxes as long as The state that you live in had slavery Oh Oh shit A lot of black people are going to start moving to the south We already started

You're going to move to the most racist places And then it's going to be all black And then it's going to be all black And then it's going to be Atlanta And that's how you fix it But then all the racist people are going to move to Where there's no black people Don't they do that already? But they're going to move north

So now we have a complete flip In ideology And everything's segregated All the races Oh my god dude So the southern states We got all the great weather We got all the fucking vibe

And the north is just shit Yeah but you're going to have to Leave New York dog You're going to have to Sell out New York Yeah Taxes on taxes Sell out New York You don't even love Take off your hat dog You're to leave New York

I'm not from Atlanta. Why would I know that gay shit? Yeah, where all the f*** are at? Like, I don't know. Asking to fly to Vegas to see Usher. Wow. I was a little sad that we can't go to this concert, too. What concerts do you want to go to? Usher has a residency in Vegas.

Okay. That's lit. And what's the issue? We're working. We're touring. But we also are going to Vegas. But he stops in August and restarts in December. Unless, Usher, you'd like to make an appearance on October 2nd?

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Do-doosh. Do-doosh. Do-doosh. Do-doosh. Do-doosh. Do-doosh. Alex be watching because he got no rhythm. That is a pro tip though. Andrew got girls because he could dance. You could barely dance. I killed it.

You didn't see him line dancing at the country bar? Oh shit. I do everything. Your boy is nice with it. I just don't do ballet like some. You can't do ballet. I know I can't. You're right. I'm sorry, I'm a man.

Try to plie, snap his knees. Dude, immediately. I'm a man who touched my dick and balls above my legs. Can you do a squat? Can you do a squat?

An air squat? Can you do a squat? Can you do a body weight squat? Can you squat your own body? I don't think that you can squat your own body. I squatted more than you when we were in LA.

What are you talking about? There's no way. What are you talking about? I squat 350. No, you don't. I squat 350. No, you don't. I squat 350. No, you don't. I squat three plates each side. Yo, you can take Akash on your shoulders right now. You can't

squat him. I can squat him. Right now. You can't squat you. Let's go. Right now, 100 out. 100 out. I'm not getting on his shoulders. And all I gotta do is squat Akash on my shoulders? That's all you gotta do. How low do I have to go? Because I have limited mobility with my ankles.

Like, I can't go too deep. I can't go ass to the grass is what I'm trying to say. I've never had to be able to go ass to the grass. That's a real squat. I can't physically do that. So then you can't squat. No, I can't squat. So you can't squat.

Can you squat? Body weight squat right now. Body weight squat. Do a body weight squat. How much? You can't do a body weight squat. How much? A body weight squat.

I'm going to do a squat with Akash. Is it front squat? Do I keep him in front of my face like this? Or do I do a back weight squat. How much? A body weight squat, five hours. I'm gonna do a squat with Akash. Is it front squat? Do I keep him in front of my face like this, or do I do a back squat? Yes, dick face in your face. Dick face in my face. Dick face in your face. I can front squat him.

I can front squat him. Let's go right now. Let's go. Right now. But you have to do a squat as well. All right, you go first. Squat with Dove. Oh no.

Come on, Dove. Come on. I'd rather take shifty. Fireman's carry, fireman's carry Douff over both shoulders like that, like a towel. After the gym, you have to do a squat with him, and I will squat front squat Akash and back squat Akash. Jim, I'll take Shifty. Say what?

No, you have to do Duff. Why are you scared, son? Why are you scared? I thought you could do more than me. I'm trying not to call Duff fat. Why are you trying to kill Duff? Nah, Shifty is lighter than you, though. Shifty's lighter than him, but he's also been here for only 18 years.

I called out Akash because he's a midget. Whoa, dude. That's offensive, Al. I helped you out. That's offensive, Al. That's offensive. Why are you trying to hurt his feelings, bro? Yeah, I'm right here, dog.

I could have said bark and offensive cake. That's offensive to midgets also, bro. Why are you trying to say midget all the time? Yeah, that's offensive terminology, Al. I'm sorry. They are a little talk. Yeah, come on. A-town up, P-gets also, bro. Why are you trying to say midget all the time? Yeah. That's offensive terminology. I'm sorry. They are a little talk. Yeah. Come on. A-town up, P-town down, bro.

Fucking, this guy. The real piece of shit. I'm going to squad Akash right now, bitch. Go. All right. Go. Let's go. All right.

All right. Okay. So here we go. So Akash is now standing on the table. Thanks, Mark. And Andrew is holding him. And now. Javi, you want to do it?

Oh, my God. Okay. So, now he's standing. He's standing. Oh, this table is going down. Here we go. Oh, shit. Hey, let's go.

I wasn't. I mean. It wasn't 90 degree angle. It wasn't... I wasn't... I mean... It wasn't 90 degree angle. Let's go! It wasn't 90 degree angle. Yo, shifty! Shifty! No, no, let's go. Get Duff on.

You said you were stronger. Get Duff. No, no, no, no. Get Vala. Duff is twice him. Get Duff. Do Vala. Get Duff.

Alright, fine. Front squat. Okay. We good. We good. We good. We good. We good. We good. We good. Come on, dude. That's too much. No, no, no. Come on. Here we go.

Why are we squatting twice? That guy's just the closest woman we have over here. Last week, I kissed him. Now, you. Now, he's trying to front squat. Oh my. Oh my. Now he's hitting the front squat.

I'm here. We got it. Hit the front squat. That's disgusting. All right. So now Al owes you 100 bucks. Okay. I need 100 bucks from you.

I need 100 bucks from you. And I need you to do it again. Hey, real talk. I'm impressed. Come on, son. I don't $100. Okay. I need $100 from you. I need $100 from you. And I need you to do it again. Hey, real talk. I'm impressed. Come on, son. I don't play games. 350. Squat 350.

Yeah. Let's go. Come on. Let's go, dog. Am I squatting? We even. Listen. No, no.

You still owe me $100. How do I owe you if I do squat? You got to do front squat, too. Are we doing the fireman thing? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

This is good. This is good. Listen. Listen. All right, listen. I'll make sure he won't like it. I'll make sure he won't like it. He's a Jew.

Okay, okay. Shit, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. No one's broken in. I asked your grass. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh one's parking here. I asked your grass. Oh! He fell! He fell! You can't do it! You can't do it! He fell! You can't do it!

You can't do it! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He can't do it! You couldn't do it! You couldn't do it! I need my honey!

I need my honey! Hey, everybody saw it, hold. Everybody at home saw it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, bro. It's over, bro.

It's over, dawg. It's over, son. Son. I know you can. Oh, the whole dub said he could do you? Oh, shit. Dub said he could squat you. Hey, get on his back, little bitch.

I thought I got to work out some legs, bro. Come on, bro. You do, bro. Dawg, that is embarrassing, dawg. You do, bro. Dog, that is embarrassing, bro. You can squat out? Easy, he said. Nah, go Mark. Let's let Mark give up.

Go ahead. That's true. Mark has been commentating. I got a knee injury, bro. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, he gonna squat you, son. He gonna squat you. Come on, let's go.

Don't worry about your knees, bro. What's the challenge, though? I'm not in this. That's a good point, actually. Yeah, we don squat you, son. He gonna squat you. Come on, let's go. Don't worry about your knees, bruh. What's the challenge, though? I'm not in this. This is... That's a good point, actually. Yeah, we don't need to let the white man divide us. Hey, Al, so I need my hundred from you, bruh. I got you, I got you.

Come on. You want me to Venimo you right now? I want cash. What did you say, bro? You just said Venimo. Venimo. Oh, I said Venmo. Nah, you fucked up.

Nah, you fucked up. Nah, you came at me one time. I was laughing. You came at me one time. I love laughing. You came at me one time. I love you. You got to say every word precisely. Precisely. Say all that shit precisely, dog.

P-E-R. Precisely. Tell it too. And I want to know where the origin's from. Okay, can we get back to this? Al, what you looking on your phone? Let's be serious. What you got on your phone?

Leg exercise. Oh, no, no. We're not doing that. Cash. I need cash from you. Ones. Ones. I need, no, no. I need a $100 bill. Cash. Let's talk about

Angelina Jolie having a stolen baby. Oh, shit. You were talking about this. I need to hear it. The woman that she got her baby, Maddox, the Filipino or whatever kid. Cambodian, I think. Cambodian, yeah. Thank you for clarifying. I really appreciate that.

Maybe there's a big... The story would not be accurate. Maybe there's a lot of Cambodians listening. There might be a big Cambodian fan base. Hey, get a hold of CNN over here. Independent fact checkers verified that that was misinformation. So that misinformation has to be corrected. So we got this Cambodian kid kid This woman by the name of Galinda

I have the exact notes here Basically this woman gets arrested And she's jailed in 2004 for falsifying documents To obtain US visas for orphans Ooh Scandals first exposed Jolie said she knew nothing about the illegal trade Do we have to call Angelina Jolie

The womb raider? Is that the whole reason we did that? The whole reason. The only reason I brought this stupid fucking story is for womb raider. I applaud it. That was really good. Now,

full disclosure, just because I know he's seething right now, that was F. Now, full disclosure. Yeah. Just because I know he's seething right now. Yeah. That was F.A.'s joke. But I wanted to get the credit so that he could just sit there in his fucking stupid house in England. Bruv, bruv. Bruv, bruv. That's my joke, bruv.

Can you guys imagine him living in the Shire, too? Yeah, 100%. That's where he lives, right? It's just a whole grass covering his whole place. Yeah, he's Hagrid. Yeah, it's nice. He's our Hagrid. That's Flare and Two's Hagrid.

Hey, Iyad Mubarak, you fucking bombing... No wonder he had to say his joke. Go back to Woom Raider. Oh, come on. Speaking of bombs... But no, Ian Mubarak,

you moseys that are listening. Yeah, shout out. It's their shit. But if you're the kid that got adopted and stolen from your rightful parents,

are you very grateful that you got adopted by Angelina Jolie? That's not bad. That's not bad. Doesn't he hate Brad Pitt though right now? He does?

Why? Because she did that? She divided? No, there's been like, yeah, there's still a custody battle going on. Oh, really? Yeah. He's admitted he doesn't have a big relationship with her. Oh, shit. I didn't know that.

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for a full list of licenses. Now let's get back to the show. Okay, what else we got, man? What else we got? All right, LA's going back on their mask mandate. These pussies. Are we heading for another lockdown across the nation? Let's have that conversation.

What do you guys think? I don't know. No, we should not. Not across the nation. We know that for a fact. Yeah. There are certain states that aren't going to do it. Yeah.

Florida's not touching it. Texas is not touching it. And Florida's rate right now, I think it was Dade County, is COVID rate is 8.5%. It's 3.5 in L.A. and now they're doing the mask. Fuck. But let's admit it. The Delta variant that people are like, it's5%. It's 3.5% in LA and now they're doing the mask. Let's admit it. The Delta variant that people are like, it's real. It's real. It's real.

It's you guys. Delta variant is you. I told y'all. We're going to call it a Greek litter like we don't fucking know. We know. I told y'all. As soon as some shit developed there, I was like, this is coming. It's going to fuck all y'all up. Yeah. Delta.

Delta. So here's the thing. Oh, it's going to be Marco. We're all shutting it down, though. But here's the thing that's interesting about it. For sure. Everything's getting shut down. Well, at least in L.A.

And to be honest, this was the reason why we had to switch the special taping. It was literally something like this, right? Like, we were originally going to tape the special in L.A. We still are doing the shows. The shows are still on in LA. Can't wait for those shows at Orpheum. Amazing. Very excited.

But our concern was they might put in new restrictions. They might not even let us perform. Just because they were opening up in the summer doesn't mean in the fall. Right. It would still be open. So that's why we push it to Austin. But the thing that's really interesting about this lockdown is the spike is all in unvaccinated people. Yep.

And everybody that's unvaccinated right now is doing that by their own choice. If you die of COVID because you don't want to get vaccinated, you have the right to do that. That's totally fine. But we're not shutting everything down because these motherfuckers. No. Sorry, I do not believe in that. They don't want to get vaccinated. It don't matter how many juvenile songs you play.

It don't matter if Olivia Rodrigo is telling you to get vaccinated. It don't matter who the fuck tells you to get vaccinated. The lottery. They're doing the lottery. The lottery? Yeah. What is that? In Ohio, they're like, if you get vaccinated, you're entered into a lottery for a million dollars.

Oh, wow. Are they doing everything in their power? They're like, we'll give a person a million dollars. Let him die. All right. I 100% agree. I 100% agree. Let him die.

Darwinism is Darwinism. Now, here's the wrench. They're saying that it's people that are vaccinated getting it. No, no, no. Mortality rate is 99.5% amongst the unvaccinated. Yeah. You get it and you don't die. All right, keep it moving.

That happens with the flu to millions of people every year. People are getting the Delta variant. Chris Paul got the Delta variant even though he was vaccinated, allegedly vaccinated. You can still get it even though you're vaccinated, but it looks like the vaccines have been able to handle it. At least Moderna and Pfizer. Since when have we shut shit down

for something that makes you sick and you recover from it? That's not something we do. People want to take the risk. These people are saying, I would like, you have the right, this is America, there's some freedom here, you have the right to take the risk of your own life. 100%. If you choose. People are allowed to go skydiving.

People are allowed to go scuba diving. People are allowed to go fast in cars and a fucking racetrack. They're allowed to go. They're allowed to own guns. They're allowed to surf. They're allowed to surf big waves. Surfing big waves is legal. I guarantee you the amount of people that die surfing big waves is way higher than the

amount of people that die from COVID who are unvaccinated. Yeah. Percentage-wise. Yeah. Guaranteed. I guarantee the amount of people that just work at a fucking gas station at night. Like, the percentage of people that get killed doing that job is way higher. It's still a job.

Yeah. People choose to do it. Am I off? No. No, you have the choice. And this is what I envy in, like, an Amsterdam-type government. Typically, I remember I got a tour there, and they're like, we let people choose. If you want to be an idiot and die, we don't put laws in place to keep you alive. That's fine. Go. But you don't have to wear a helmet when riding your bike or whatever. Like, if you die, you die. That's it. Same with COVID. If you don't want to get the vaccine and you die, that's kind of funny in the same way that if you would think if I have a kid with three arms, he's probably just Indian. But, you know, I mean, it could be the vaccine.

That's funny to y'all. We make our choices. If you die, you die. I'm not shutting shit down because you don't want to get the vaccine. If you die, that's on you. 100%. You haven't been vaccinated, Mark. Right. Neither have you, Al.

How do you guys feel about this? I don't think you guys plan on getting vaccinated. Yeah. If you die and you don't get vaccinated, you're dead. That's on you. But do you feel responsible for another shutdown if we do get shut down? No. I don't, if you die and you don't get vaccinated, you're dead, like that's on you But do you feel responsible for another shutdown if we do get shut down? No I don't think they should, I think

they should get vaccinated, whatever, but if you get shut, if we get shut down, that's the government trying to protect people who don't care to be protected No, it's the government trying to protect themselves Right, because if your governor and X amount of people die under your watch, then the person that you're running against is going to go, see, while he was governor, he fucked up COVID and this many people died.

So they're trying to limit the deaths during their term. Right. Knowing that and knowing how governments operate. Do you feel if there was another lockdown, would you feel partially responsible? Because you know how governments operate, regardless how if it's right or wrong, you know that that is the way they do it. Because you know how governments operate. Regardless if it's right or wrong, you know that that is the way that they do it. Yeah, but if scrupulous and, some would say, corrupt government is going to impose a sanction like that and then blame a specific group of people, I don't think that's necessarily on the group of people.

That's the government's decision to do that. Right. Knowing that the government will do that and knowing that you're going to have to deal with the repercussions of that decision, meaning you might not be able to tour or you may not be able to do stand up or you might not be able to just go out to dinner or the things you want to do. Is it is it still worth it for you to not get vaccinated? I'm asking not as like a joke. No, I mean, eventually, if the obligation is I have to get it in order to, like, do the job and like live, then I'll get it. I'm not necessarily against getting it. I just don't think it's necessary for me because i've already had covet right twice a lot yeah i had a double shot yeah yeah i got my second shot you got the double shot of the real thing and like it seems like data's saying that if you've been if you have natural immunity from getting covet have antibodies like so far a year later like they say it's still

resistant right even to the delta variant so i'm like year later, like, they say it's still resistant. Right. And even to the Delta variant. So I'm like, I don't see that it's necessary to take it, considering that there are some implicit risks with the vaccine. I'm like, yeah, it's just, I don't see the need for me. What we know for a fact is the risk. We don't know anything. There's, like, small rates of, like, heart inflammation and things like that where I'm like, it's just not worth it.

But we don't know. We can't even attribute those to only the vaccine, right? There's just not enough data. No, I think they did. That's why they put out the CDC put out the warning that there are certain cases. That was Johnson & Johnson, right? Johnson & Johnson and also the Moderna one. But that's why they were like, but still encouraging people to get it because those cases are so small and so few.

There's like seven out of like 10 million. So maybe, right? It's not guaranteed correlated to that. Yeah, seven out of 10 million is also like, ibuprofen fucks people up. Yeah, it could be heart inflammation. If you're going to not believe in medicine, I'm kind of like, don't take fucking heart pressure medicine. Don't take none of that shit

because they seem to have way more side effects than this vaccine. So just don't believe in medicine. Don't selectively believe in it. No, my thing is like, I don't like to take ibuprofen unless I really need to. Here's a question. That's fair. Here's a question I have for you guys.

If there was a Republican president, if Trump was president. Who is vaccinated, by the way. Right. Yeah, they all are. DeSantis is too. Wait for it. Wait for it. If Trump was president, do Democrats take the vaccine?

Yeah. I think so. Yeah, 100%. I do. If Trump is president and he's pushing for vaccination, because I think he would, because he's like, whatever opens the fucking country up so we can start making money again. I wonder if there is a part of the Democratic Party, maybe a part out of rejection to Trump. Yeah, they go, well, there could be, you know, negative side effects. There's not enough testing has been done.. You have to respect the scientific method. It takes

years before we could inject something in our bodies. We don't know what this will do. I wonder if there would be that anti-Trump reaction. What's interesting is Trump takes credit for the vaccine. The vaccine was created under my presidency. I remember driving in Fort Lauderdale. Huge banner said, Thank you, President Trump, for the vaccine.

Still a bunch of those people aren't taking the vaccine. It's an odd thing. It's a little inconsistent to me and that you want this guy to get credit for the vaccine then you discredit the vaccine okay so here's my follow-up question would more people be vaccinated if trump was president nationally because now yes it's become a political issue where yes the right is going i don't want to get vaccinated out of a rejection of the left. Like Biden is going to come home to home and vaccinate all these people. And it's become like this thing of pushback. It's been politicized. But they weren't given pushback even when Trump. Of course. Of course. And there's a certain amount of people who are just not going to get vaccinated.

Right. And I'm not even going to push judgment upon them. Like that's just not what they believe in. That's fine. OK. But if Trump was president, the majority of the people who aren't getting vaccinated tend to be conservative leaning. Yeah. Right? Some of those people are going to go, well, if our guy says it's all right. Yep. Not all. Then we'll do it. But if Biden is saying it's like, fuck that guy and everybody. I don't trust that guy. I don't trust his whole party. He's just a mouthpiece for his party. Fuck them. I'm not taking this. So are we ready to say

that less people would have died of COVID if Trump was president? It sounds crazy, but do you need juvenile to fucking sing? You don't need Olivia Rodrigo. Trump is more powerful than all these people.

Trump would get the Nelk boys there if he had vaccinated on a vlog yeah but i don't know that he might have said that like the national mask mandate and like all those other measures were up sooner and then people might have been out sooner and then more people died and then potentially got that's fair you got covered that way that's fair and then maybe more black people reject it yeah because trump is doing it exactly right more black people rejected it? There's already skepticism, and now you've got a perfect reason why. Like, I don't trust nothing Trump is going to put in me, blah, blah, blah.

What the fuck? I don't know how that happened. Damn, bro, you're growing your phone, dog. That is weird. Yeah, that was a little loud. Yeah, I don't know. I think you're right. I don't know, man. I think you're right.

I think raw numbers, more people would be vaccinated if Trump was. And I think that would be more effective than, like, if you lifted the mask mandate, but more people got vaccinated, probably the numbers would be down. Do you think New York can shut down again? I think Cuomo has been pretty strong in that, like, hey, we're going to open up in July. We're on track. And he hasn't been backtracking a lot.

It doesn't seem like he's been hedging a lot as a word of order. So I think, I have more faith in New York than Cowley. I mean,

Newsom is just a mega cuck. Yeah, he's a cuck. Just a fucking plastic bag in the wind. Dude, wherever the wind flows,

that guy will go. Yeah. What an absolute bitch. Yeah. Fuck that guy, dude. Fuck him. Never heard him talk before. Any place that the governor says to shut down,

they'll shut down. I don't think it's a question of can they or will they. It's just if the governor says to. Because the businesses are obligated to follow the law. Or else they'll get fined or shut down. So they're like, I'm not going to risk it. I'm just going to shut down again. Yeah, I just don't think he'll do it again.

It was such a huge impact to new york like everyone left yeah yeah you're right but we left but but but to see how fast new york rebounded like remember our first conversation al toucher put out that article new york's not gonna be the same and he had this thing about like remote working and all this other shit. To see the way that rents have skyrocketed in 30 days. Yeah, we back it. 30 days since we've been, businesses flourishing. The businesses that did stay open and managed to make it through

now have double the seating, and they're packed. They're making twice as much money because they have this huge outdoor section that didn't exist before. They're making twice as much money as they have this huge outdoor section that didn't exist before. They're making twice as much money as they made before. Restaurant reservations through the roof. And they're still struggling because they can't even hire the service staff.

Oh, yeah. They don't want to come off of the unemployment. Another thing, luxury goods. Sorry to hear that point. There's a restaurant in Lincoln Center. It's still shut down because they just can't hire waitstaff. Bro, when we were in Denver this past weekend, I'm looking up at the shows and we look in the balcony. I see some empty seats on the balcony. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? This show's

been sold out for two months. What's going on? And I asked the GM and the guy goes, I'm sorry, we can't physically hire people. But what's interesting, he said, we just can't hire people. And I thought it was really funny because the solution to like getting staff is like just paying them a livable wage. Like, it's so funny because restaurants go like, we just can't hire people. It's like, no, you can't. You just have to pay them more than they're making on unemployment. Yeah. Why the fuck would they come back and work for you when they can make the same amount of money? Well, they just blame the unemployment. They're like, fuck, unemployment, de-incentivized working.

Not your $2.75 an hour. The government giving people money who need it. they're the ones that are fucking you pieces of shit yeah dude but that's what happens to everybody like the garages in new york they're not 24 hours anymore most of them because they just can't get guys to work from 12 uh a.m yeah until the morning so there's like that like you know six hour shift or whatever where nobody's there and it's like there is an easy way yeah just pay them yeah like if there's one thing maybe we take away from this whole thing is, like, if you give people free money, you have to give them more to work for it. And parking garages is the most foul because it's like, what overhead do you have? You need one guy there to park a fucking car at midnight. Like a restaurant, you could say, oh, overhead bills, you got to pay so many things.

You got a parking lot, it just sits there and holds your car. That's all it does. You got to pay one motherfucker an extra $5 an hour for five hours, and you're like, no, I'm not. $50 a day? What are you, crazy? I'm not doing that. That's wild.

It is crazy, man. This is fucking crazy. I don't know. It's also crazy because it's $25 more per day. It's $25 what? You said $50. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right. Yeah day. It's 25 what? You said 50. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right.

Yeah, 25. For what? An extra 25 an hour. An extra 25 a day, not 50. I don't know. Anytime I can just get back because of the Tesla. Just look. All I'm trying to say is it's interesting,

and I would not be surprised if New York shuts down again, dude. Really? And the reason why I say that is because of how quickly it rebounded. I think that they'll just go, hey, see how quick New York is back? We're just going to shut down for a little, and then we'll be right back like we were. But my question is, how long? Are they just going to be operating with emergency government measures? Because right now, the government is able to do all those kinds of things because they're

operating in a state of emergency or whatever. But are they just going to be in this perpetual state of emergency where they can just jump over legislative hoops? As long as you cucks don't get vaccinated, as long as you unvaccinated motherfuckers are out there dying from COVID, this will happen. And they'll have the power to do it and then be able to justify it. And the rich won't care because the rich just got richer during the pandemic. Who's going to get pushback? The only people that can get pushback and actually change the legislation are rich motherfuckers.

And if they all made 50% more money during the pandemic, you think they're going to get pushback? The only people that can get pushback and actually change the legislation are rich motherfuckers. And if they all made 50% more money during the pandemic, you think they're going to say no to another lockdown? And they don't got to listen to your lockdown rules. They're flying wherever the fuck they want to on private jets. I'm social distance, as I can be. As long as you flood the stock market with enough cash that keeps the stocks up so I'm not losing any of my money because I hide it all in the fucking stock market anyway. Well, not even hide it, but that's where I place it. Like, yeah, they're not pissed. They're not pissed at inflation either because none of their money's i hide it all in the fucking stock market anyway we're not even hide it but that's where i place it like yeah they're not pissed they're not pissed at inflation either because no their money's in cash right only idiots like me keep their money in cash right they got

all their money in the stock market so those stocks just keep on rising the level of inflation everything evens out yeah but if they're if the metric is oh like cases are going up and people can still get cases in small amounts with the vaccine. Then they'll just keep on going forever, even if everyone's vaccinated. The metric is not cases. It's deaths. I thought it was cases.

I'm pretty sure it's deaths. I mean, listen, if it's just cases, again, I think people will be like, Doug, the flu ravages us every winter. We don't give a fuck. It kills a small percentage of people. Right. If it's just you're getting sick and you're recovering,

I don't think you can shut down justifiably. I think it's just too much uproar. There's going to be uproar over this. I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now, if they shut this shit

down again, we out again. I like hearing that. We out again. I'm being dead serious. I'm not doing it. If they shut it, shut this shit down again,

we are out again. It's going to be the day after I sign a lease. 100%. Me too, motherfucker. I still can't get in my shit either. But like, yeah, 100%. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm sorry. If it's like a week-long thing or whatever like that, then that's fine. But if we're literally going through the same thing that we went through last time, there's a new variant that comes out, or next year's COVID, COVID-20 comes through and just starts fucking killing people again, we're going to Florida. And we're going earlier. Or we're going to another place that's wide open.

But it's no way to live life if we have the opportunity to do it. I mean, do you guys agree? Yes. Al? I didn't want to come back in the first place. Al? We really put in the what the fuck in WTF media studio. It's the government.

That's you, bro. That's you. If more people just got vaccinated, this wouldn't be happening. You brought this on you. It's really your karma. Let's talk about some sports

before we get out of here. UFC. There's this fight over the weekend that we watched in the most fire green room ever that is just outside. It's not really a green room.

We kind of like made it that, but they like own the restaurant that's upstairs from the comedy club and they just have this like big terrace oh that's amazing like the terrace and when you're doing three shows and you're like in a green room for eight hours oh it can really wear on you but then you go outside it's beautiful so we're watching the fight islam we also almost died climbing up the stairs also that they're the elevation you know it was crazy we just passed now is out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Islam Mahashev or something. I don't know exactly how to pronounce his name. So he fights this other guy.

Khabib's guy, right? Yeah, Khabib's guy. Here's the thing that's really interesting and made me realize what's going on with the UFC and why they have a big problem. They potentially have a big problem where their most dominant fighters are not interesting. He's incredibly dominant. He are not interesting his he's incredibly dominant he's brilliant in his ability to like control the fight uh but it's wildly boring for the casual i'm sure if you're a wrestling fan or a grappling fan like seeing this guy's like use of his weight and like movement of his hips and his ability to maintain

control is really exciting you know like watching a chess match or something like that for someone who's really into chess is exciting but for someone who's never played is like what the fuck is this boring ass game right so the people that are the highest uh money-making fighters in the ufc right are not guys who have these like amazing records right you're looking at connor uh nate diaz and i think jorge masvidal all guys who have lost right their last fight. Jorge Masvidal and Nate Diaz, if you looked at their records, are journeymen, essentially. Conor is maybe the most engaging sports figure of the last, I don't know, 25 years. It's unbelievable what this guy can do. They fight in exciting ways.

Strikers, going for knockouts, big-time fights. They can promote the fuck out of a fight. My concern for the UFC and for Dana White is, what is he to do with a guy who is not very exciting in the promo or build up of the fight? The people in Khabib's camp are about respect and

not really ruffling feathers, not saying anything that could be disrespectful or even hurtful to an opponent. Just coming out there and getting it done. Well, this isn't the Olympics. Yeah. This is the entertainment business. Yeah.

We're selling pay-per-views. Selling fucking pay-per-views. You're not engaging in the pre-fight. You're not engaging in the post-fight. During the fight, it's boring as fuck because you're just on top of the guy the whole time. Is Dana White terrified that this is going to be the next guy who dominates the division? I think he's okay because he's got enough other people. And I think the sport has been growing and it grew with Khabib.

And there will be somebody who will provoke this motherfucker. Somebody going to come around and get another Conor. You got Izzy here. You're still going to make your money for Dana White. And then you can point to this guy and call him the technician. Not everybody has to be Izzy, Conor, Nate Diaz. You got those guys to carry. And then you got these other guys to say, oh, Conor, Nate Diaz. You got those guys to carry and then you got these other guys to say, oh, look how

technically superior he is. I think. That's what I'm thinking as I'm hearing this out loud. You need a guy like that. You need a guy like Khabib. You need a guy like this to be like, oh, look how good and dominant he is. And then you need the other guys like Masvidal to be like, man, that guy's just fun. Let's just watch this.

Otherwise, it's just a spectacle. It made me look at this and go like, holy shit, Khabib really needed Conor. Yes. I don't think anybody gave a fuck about Khabib without Conor. And he is the most dominant person that's ever fought in a sport. But Conor comes around. That rivalry really props up Khabib. And Khabib gets to profit off of that rivalry.

Yeah. Right? Like all the antics and shit that happens around the Conor-Khabib fight. Yeah. I mean, next level. Yeah. So, it's just like, is Khabib as financially viable as he is now without Conor? I don't think so.

No. Like, we almost, like, and also he's kind of charismatic. He understands entertainment. He's more so than this other dude. But, like, I kind of really built up the mystique of Khabib. 100%.

Now, I don't think Khabib is really driven by money from what it seems. Yeah. He loves to fight and he'll take money, but he doesn't really seem that driven by it.

Yeah. So I don't want to act like he's hypocritical or whatever, but like, for sure, I didn't know about Khabib until Kana. Yeah.

And I'm very much a casual. Yeah. So I guess what I'm saying is like, for sure, I didn't know about Khabib and Talcana. Yeah. And I'm very much a casual, if that. So I guess what I'm saying is, like, if these guys, these guys meaning, like, the Dagestani wrestler types, right, are going to be dominant in the UFC, you need to make sure that you're pairing them with incredibly charismatic and entertaining fighters, even if they beat them, that they can push and promote the fight. You know who would be great?

Dylan Donis. Yeah. If his knee is right, he'll promote the fuck out of that fight. But you need that. You need that. You need that because they're not going to promote it, and they're not going to make it interesting. I have no interest in watching that guy fight again.

He did nothing for me. If there's a fight with him next week and it's a pay-per-view, I'm not paying. I don't care unless the other guy on that card. it's it's just really interesting to see what happened and like i feel almost the same way with the jake paul tyron woodley fight yeah like i feel like tyron if you spoke to him and you had like a conversation he'd probably have like cool stories like interesting fight stuff background he's probably like a good guy. But in terms of raw entertainment value in a press conference, he's not

interesting. One-to-one? Probably fucking amazing. Raw entertainment? Not bringing it. I don't think there's a lot of curiosity about this fight. And I think that Jake picked the wrong opponent. Jake's gonna

have to carry this fucking promotion like crazy, dude. I think he underestimated how much Ben Askren did to help. Ben was amazing in the build-up of that fight. Because he's an incredibly entertaining character.

Whether you like him or not, he's entertaining. I was definitely more intrigued when I saw that little thing where he shoved Ben and Ben slapped his face or whatever it was. You know what I mean?

That made me... Talking shit like, are you jealous of your brother? I would end you in a street fight. Whatever he said, I would commit a homicide. All that shit made me more interested in this fight. This Tyron Woodley fight, I'm curious, but I'm not like, I gotta buy it. I'll buy it to talk about it here, but

I don't have to. All I'm saying is Jake's going to have to work double time. He's already doing the thing with the tattoo. The loser gets the other person's name tattooed on their body. There's great stakes with that. I didn't bet that. That's such a good bet, though.

The stakes are good. But will you pay the pay-per-view for that? To see who gets the tattoo? Or will you just go, I'll go on Instagram and watch the tattoo? That. I don't think tyron is interesting enough to where i want to see him either beat jake paul or jake paul beat him

and i think jake is in this interesting space where like because he's won a few of these fights he's actually becoming likable he's no longer really the underdog either like yeah you're looking at him being like oh yeah he probably should be tyron yeah now we believe he's no longer really the underdog either. Like, yeah, you're looking at him being like, oh, yeah, he probably should be Tyron. Yeah, now we believe he's good. I'm looking at him. He looks way bigger. He looks taller. He looks stronger.

We believe he can hit. Bala had a good point. Like, he's been training as a boxer for the last four years. That's it. And Tyron's been rapping. Yeah. Like, doing other shit. Doing MMA stuff, kind of.

Wrestling, like. Yeah. That kind of stuff's not helping you when you get in the ring. So now we're like, we believe in Jake's ability. And there's a likeability attached to it. Because we're like, yo, this guy who is like the Disney star punk is actually about that life. Yeah, he can go. And he will fuck you up in the ring. Right?

So now the desire to see the Disney star kid get beaten up is limited. And the desire to watch the opponent fight at all is non-existent. So where's the interest in the fight? Yeah. Like if it was Nate Diaz fighting Jake? I'm in. You just love Nate so much, you're like, all right, Nate, shut the kid up. Yeah.

But now I think a lot of people don't like Tyron. I think more people like Jake than Tyron. That is not the fighter that you want to fight yeah jake is amazing at garnering interest on the internet and being like uh unlikable a troll right you you he's amazing at getting people to go fuck jake paul and you're signing up because you want to see him get knocked out he's better as a heel and that's way way better way to say he's better as a heel and he's positioned himself as the face yeah and it's not even his liking he doesn't even want to be the face i don't think but i think that tyron has so such a lack of interest yeah that it leaves jake as the

face of the fight yeah i don't know man do you have any do you guys have interest in it when they announced the fight i had no interest yeah i had no interest in it and tyron is not if you if you're a heel you need need a hero. Tyron's not a great hero. That's the thing. He seems cool, but I'm not like, fuck, let's go. I don't know him to have a big fan following when he fought UFC, even. No, that was a big issue with the UFC, is that people didn't want

to watch him fight. They thought the fights were boring. So, now you're looking at a guy who wasn't a hero, and now we have to kind of make him the hero, and then all the heel stuff from Jake is getting a little funnier and less heel-ish, less hateable. So the emotion's not there. The draw's not there. Yeah.

I think they're just looking at it as like a stepping stone where they go like, Yeah, but he's got to win. If he loses, he's fucked. Right. But if he's like, if we can beat like this likely beatable UFC champ. A former UFC champ. Like that puts you now at the next, you beat a UFC guy, now you beat a UFC champ. And I think that just opens up the staircase.

I'm sure they have a whole, like they have their whole chronicle of how they want it to go, I think. Okay, so then maybe you take a little bit of an L on this. I mean, I just don't see it. I mean, look, Jake has a way of galvanizing the internet. He'll find ways to make the thing, most likely. But on his face? If he doesn't get, if he doesn't win this fight, he's fucked. If he wins this fight, the next one will probably be bigger.

Because he got this under his belt. But my feeling is no he wins this fight, the next one will probably be bigger because he got this under his belt. My feeling is no matter who he fought, the next one is going to be bigger. Just make sure you engage with people that are engaging. Dude, Jake Paul versus Nate Diaz right now would be fucking insane. Yeah, but if he keeps on knocking out former NBA guys, that just gets old. It's like, all right, you can beat up the guys. Depending how invested we are in those people.

We're really invested in those people. If he fights Allen Iverson... I'd rather see that. Really? Yeah. If he's fighting someone that we love, if he fights Allen Iverson, you don't think motherfuckers are tuning in to that shit?

That's why I wish they should just keep it celebrity boxing. Yeah. But he'll beat the shit out of celebrities. He'll beat the shit out of celebrities. But celebrities will talk more. Like, they'll make it more, like... It'd be fun. Hey, that's a great point.

The reason why the celebrity box is interesting is because they know how to entertain. They know how to build up the fight. The crossover is the fighter who can entertain. That's the crossover. That's why he wants Conor so badly. My suspicion is I think he's trying to pivot into a legit boxing career. Or at least semi-legit and try to get a prize fight

with Canelo or Floyd or some shit. I don't think he wants a legit prize fight. You don't think so? And I think there are get like a prize fight with like Canelo or like Floyd or some shit. I don't think he wants a legit prize fight. You don't think so? And I think there are too many years. I think he's just... Canelo will fuck him up.

He started too late. Yeah. I think he started too late to fight the elite of elites. I don't think he started too late to fight MMA guys that learned how to strike

around his age as well. Right. Because a career wrestler that learned how to strike when they're 22 years old or something like that when they entered MMA or started doing MMA. wrestler that learned how to strike when they're 22 years old or something like that when they entered MMA or something.

When he learned how to strike. Exactly. It's basically what he was doing. So now you're on 11 playing field, right? But I think he's going for like a big pay-per-view fight. It's a Conor thing

or somebody else who is a massive star in fight sports but not necessarily qualified as an elite boxer. Yeah. star in fight sports, but not necessarily qualified as an elite boxer. I don't think you want to do that. I think Adrian Brona. That would be the best one.

That would be hilarious. So much fun. The build-up would be unbelievable. Real talk, Jake might have a chance. I think he's too big for Adrian. Oh, okay. Because Adrian's tiny. Adrian's tinier than Floyd. Jake might have a chance I think he's too big for Adrian Oh okay but I mean Because Adrian's tiny Adrian's tinier than Floyd

Smaller than Floyd I thought he was bigger than him Adrian fought between like 135 I think he'll put on weight Floyd walks around in his fight weight Adrian seems like he'll put on some weight So he'll look bigger and for the fight he'll be in fighting shape He doesn't stay in shape all year like Floyd is.

Well, he gets fat. Yeah. But Adrian is smaller than Floyd. Yeah. And would fight smaller. I wanted to say it nicer, but yeah, he gets fat in between fights. Floyd doesn't. Floyd stays in shape all year.

Yeah. That shit would be entertaining. Yeah. For real. That's the fight. Yeah. He'll find something. Because we don't want to see Adrian fight boxers anymore and just keep getting beat up.

Just end up fighting these celebs. That'd be great. Yeah. That'd be a great fight. Adrian got to get into the celeb boxing game. Yeah. Alright. Well, look, guys. Anything else before we get out of here? No, that's good. Okay. Well, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Flagrant2.

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