Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Bradley Martyn Wants to Pound Jake Paul

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

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if you fought jake you think you handle that yeah i beat the fuck out of him right now really i want blood yeah i want blood i don't give a fuck i want blood it has to be blood uh what's up everybody welcome um we have to get to the bottom of something there's some drama here on the flare and two podcasts okay we have a liar in our midst and i brought someone here to expose the liar because we've been lied to possibly for maybe six months now. Yes. And not only have we been lied to. Treacherous.

We've been celebrating that fucking liar. And he's been thinking this whole time, like, I don't know people in this community that can give the facts about the shit that he's been lying about. You said this wasn't a gotcha podcast. No, no, no. This was about you. It's gotcha. Listen, we got Bradley Martin in the motherfucking building. Let's been lying about. You said this wasn't a gotcha podcast. No, no, no. This wasn't about you. It's gotcha. Listen, we got Bradley Martin in the motherfucking building

to expose Mark. Yeah, that's why they came. I swear, the email chain and everything was like, this is what you're coming here for. How are you going to expose me? What are you exposing me for? No one even knows what you're talking about. You know what the fuck we're exposing you for.

This guy has been telling us that he's been taking creatine. She was 18. What? What did you say? Creatine, not 18. That's what I said. Very different team, Mark. It was creatine. She was 18. What? What did you say? Creatine, not 18. That's what I said. Very different team, Mark.

It was creatine. Yes. Okay? That's what I said. He's been saying he's been on creatine. Yes. He says he put on 20 pounds of muscle with just creatine in a couple months.

Do you think that's possible, Bradley Martin? In a couple months? In a couple months. You're an expert. How many pounds of muscle? 20 pounds of muscle. I don't think so, man. I mean, he was saying some such shit prior that really made me be like.

What was he saying? What was he saying? He was talking about flicking the needle and all this stuff. Okay. Some shit that you would not know about unless you were like in some illicit use. Why are you sitting like that? Why are you doing this? This is how we pose.

Shut the fuck up. What? This guy's ridiculous. You're doing the same shit. What do you mean I'm doing the same shit? What are you talking about? I'm excited. I'm into the podcast. I'm trying to expose him. This is how bodybuilders sit. You're not a bodybuilder, Mark. That's not the same shit. What do you mean I'm doing the same shit? What are you talking about? I'm excited. I'm into the podcast.

I'm trying to expose him. This is how bodybuilders sit. You're not a bodybuilder, Mark. Yes, I am. I don't sit like that. Yes, we do. Look at me. No, but you're not like us.

You know what I mean? Oh. You're different. Shots on fire. Wait, wait, wait. How much you weigh? Bro, 250 maybe? 250?

270? Kilograms. I don't know how many. I don't know. What? You weigh like one? How tall are you? He puts you in one, bro.

He puts you in one category. Triple digits, though. Triple digits. Let's go. Yeah, like 184. Do you think it's possible, Bradley? Yeah. You've been around this game a long time.

I've been around, for sure. Some might say you started the game on YouTube. Oh, 100%. Some might give you that credit. It's true. You were the first YouTube fitness guy. One of them for sure. The quad father.

Instagram, 100%. 100%. Instagram, yeah. But YouTube, a lot of people credit you for this. We have a guy in here, Shifty. When he started, when he was younger, he wanted to lose weight because he was a little bit of a puffy kid. Yeah. He is younger already. But when he was even even younger he said he started watching your videos and you

inspired him to get that chiseled physique that he has right now that's amazing so this is real i know we talked to him off actually offset okay and then we said something else there was off air about your fucking steroid you're on steroids i don't take steroids yes you are i'm not i'm not on it you're on how do you know those things't take steroids! I'm not on it! My wife is a nurse, first off. Okay. Does she administer fucking testosterone? Is that what she's doing?

Why would you gain 20 pounds of muscle and why would you not include your friends in it? You fucking snake. Every time we're at the hotel I tell you to come to the gym, you don't go. I'm married, I've gained 20 pounds to the gym, you don't go. No, you don't. Yes. I'm married. I've gained 20 pounds of tits. Okay?

You've been taking estrogen. I've gained 20 pounds of fucking tits. You've been taking estrogen. Yes, I am. Why are you taking estrogen? It's going through my urethra every time I fuck my wife. She's inserting estrogen in her. You said some shit earlier about taking estrogen.

Yes, that's true. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a new type of fitness. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Okay, go ahead and explain it.

You meant SoulCycle. No, it's true. You're talking about taking estrogen. Yes. It's a new type of fitness. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Okay, go ahead and explain it. You meant SoulCycle. No, it's true. You're talking about taking estrogen. Yes. Is a new type of fitness. For pecs. You're making this shit up fully. No, to get pecs.

You take estrogen. Now he's trying to throw the scent off. Now he's trying to act like he doesn't know what he's talking about, so you go, oh, maybe he's not taking it. No, he's fully capping. No. For pecs? Maybe like breast tissue.

Yes, exactly. Like gyno. For pecs. For gyno. Do you have gyno? You don't have a chest. Let's check. Yeah, look at that. Wait a sec. tissue. Yes, exactly. I know for pecs for guy. I know do you have guy? No, you don't have a chest. Let's check. Yeah, look at that Okay, you don't have guy no he's clear wait you could tell just from rubbing like that yeah Can you rub dubs?

Because 100% What's the call? Gyno. 100% No way in the world. I'm an off-camera producer. 100%. Get that shit out of my face.

Let's focus on him right now Look at the cardigan look how supple those tits are I'll take off my shirt right now if you take off yours Take off your tits and show your tits You have better tits You have better tits 100% But I think that you have gyno Have you seen him with his shirt off? 100%

Dude I get pricked up when I see him with his fucking shirt off The guy's got beautiful tits Show the tits. Come on. Listen, he's in the car. He's a little bit blushing right now, dude. You like these compliments. 34C, let's go.

Should I cover this? Let's go. He's like, why do you think I got the labs off here? Oh, my God. Okay, okay. So we do conclude. I'm not on steroids. I just watched Pumping Iron.

A good documentary. Would you learn all that from Pumping Iron? Yes. No. No, you wouldn conclude. I'm not on steroids. I just watched Pumping Iron. Oh, a good documentary. Would you learn all that from Pumping Iron? Yes. No. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. No, Arnold does that. No.

He takes creatine and caffeine. Arnold Schwartz and Edward. And he says, you go. Schwartz and Edward. I don't like to say it. I don't like to say it on the pod. Okay. But he says he takes creatine and coffee.

And that's what he does. No, he doesn't. No. And that's what I do. And that's how I got his physique. He never said that. That's how I have his physique. What did he say, Bradley?

I think people know that he did. He took steroids. Absolutely, people knew that. I think back then it was different. It was like most people were taking testosterone and D-ball. Like what? Testosterone and D-ball. What's D-ball, Mark?

It's testosterone. It's what? Alex, I'm going to need to rely on you. I'm going to need to to allow you to punch him because I'm not close enough. And I don't want to start throwing fucking things at you. I'm going to rip my shorts into jorts, okay? I'm going to get angry. I'm going to go full Hulk on you. Honestly, you have my permission to just punch him in the side of the head if he keeps acting up.

He has that roid rage. He might have that roid rage. Can we look at your back? I want to look at your back. Why? Because you might have some fucking constellations on that thing, dude. I want to see if you got some acne. Bro, I got nothing.

I'm clean. I can't reach back there. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck? This guy. My lats and my traps. Full of it.

And my wraps. Yeah, I can't. It's hard. Okay. Your what? Your wraps? Yeah. The wraps.

The wraps. Yeah. Where are those located on the body under the glass under the last yes oh that's it okay i've never heard of that muscle yeah yeah this guy this guy's full of shit that's what you're gonna learn i think he's full of shit 100% full of shit i think he's on testosterone i think he's on hrt i think you are too yeah okay i think you're on gh as well all right gay hormone have you ever tried that one maybe you tried that one a few times can we can we move on we have a guest here and you're making about you and your fucking steroid use come on man okay

unroll your fucking sleeves dude thank you dude and relax your fucking elbows man yeah this is how bodybuilders stand no they don't it's my lats it's my lats your elbows fuck it's my lats fine i'll put them down i'll put it no just yeah no just really relax them relax them dude i just did pulls today jesus i just did pulls i saw him once doing pull-ups and i have to is this like maybe a workout thing i he put on that belt and he was doing pull-ups but he put on the belt where you could attach more weights to it oh yeah yeah and then he wrapped one of those magenta, like, girl exercise weights to the bottom. He couldn't even hook it. It was, you know, the colorful ones that are about one pound each,

and he wrapped it. He had one single one there. And he still had a weight belt with a single… With a single magenta-colored weight. Why were you doing that? Why were you doing that? For warm-up. For warm-up.

That was a warm-up. Yeah. What were you warming up? To blue. Huh? To the blue weight. To the blue one? Yeah, exactly. I start on purple, and I go a blue huh to the blue way to the blue one yeah exactly i start on purple like the one down to the five and a half do you train you work out yeah i did yeah

yeah i did totally dude oh my god you know what's really embarrassing is that i've been working out consistently probably since i'm 18 years old. No results. I don't know if that's true then. I'm being 100% serious. There's no way that's true. Consistently? Consistently. No results?

Impossible. No results. Because what I do is I work out, and then I start to get results, and then I take a little bit off. Oh, that's not consistently then. But I've been consistently doing that. Oh, okay. So there's consistency and inconsistency.

I'm consistently inconsistent. Okay, so then there you go. On this podcast. What's that? On this podcast as well. Like shows? No, like my opinions. Oh, you're inconsistent with your consistency.

I got it. What he's trying to do is make me look bad right now by sharing a video that's embarrassing. This is footage from one of Andrew's recent training sessions. I'm a trainer for Peloton, and I was working on a new exercise that's me on the far treadmill that's my wife on the closer one that's his lovely wife and this is the two of them working out all right okay so now training okay look wow this is okay oh shit this is a training exercise for peloton it's there were kids that were chewed up by a peloton before knew you needed love yeah but this is how you're supposed to treat

people this was planned wow this was all planned i don't think it's planned no it was planned no no this is a prank video you this is a planned thing and look how she comes to me we all know how to play our role she holds me no i think the camera just pushes in randomly you seem genuinely like distraught that you hurt yourself in that situation honestly can i be honest with you when i watch the video now it doesn't do it justice i thought i hit that back wall at 50 miles per hour wow yeah you barely hit it i think it was more about embarrassment you were just more embarrassed in front of my wife yeah i would have been too what what you guys don't know is i embarrassed myself about 30 minutes before with my wife what do you mean what'd you do uh-huh i don't know something else

well i don't know and i said i'm sorry a lot i know that i know i said i'm sorry a lot. I know that. I know I said, I'm sorry. I don't normally do this. Yeah, I know. I don't normally. Normally it lasts longer. You got to stop with the estrogen, man. I need to get on estrogen. No, no. Estrogen makes you last longer in bed because you got a pussy.

That's true. It makes you grow a pussy and that makes you last the longest, Brad. Stop acting like shit. You don't know about estrogen, bro. You don't know about estrogen. You. You don't know about estrogen. You know this, Brad. Holy shit. You could grow a fat cunt.

Holy fuck, dude. Dude, if you get on enough Anivar and estrogen, you get some fat pussy lips, dude. Wait, minus Anivar. Minus Anivar. Why? What's wrong with Anivar? Because Anivar is not, it's going to actually make it harder for the estrogen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

If you just ran the estrogen up, then you might be on its own. No, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, when I started taking estrogen, my urethra became more like that. You don't take estrogen. I do take estrogen. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, when I started taking estrogen, my urethra became more like that. You don't take estrogen. I do take estrogen. Oh, no, you don't. Yes, we're all on estrogen, bro. Shut the fuck up.

No, you're not. Yes, we are, dude. This is an estrogen podcast, dude. Yes. What? Yes. You didn't know this? Oh, shit.

Yeah. I didn't know that, bro. I didn't know what I was coming into. What do you think you're drinking? That's not Casamigas. Casamiga. You're stupid. Oh, my Godamigos. Casamiga. You're stupid. It's true.

Oh, my God, dude. Straight up estrogen. I mean, I kind of got it because, you know, he walked me in. It was a little like. And he's a little off, right? I was like, okay, it's different. What do you think? When you met like that, what do you think?

I was like, this is unique. Like he's a little soft and he smokes cocks, right? Like it's possible. It's like I'm not. It's not judging. It's like there's no judgment. Zero judgment. Cleans up in the pussy department. through rape okay that's wow that's uh that's can't be accusing people of rape that's no good dude i mean cleaning up that way

is not that's a different type of clean i don't know that's a clean but you really want to be his real do you tell his real name he? It's French. Not fully yet. Jean-Luc Brunel. Brunel. I think that was it. Brunel? Yeah. No, that's the Epstein associate that just hung themselves in the jail.

Yo, so you see this shit. It's like, oh, it's an accident. What the fuck, dude? How many times can they pull that shit on us? Everyone's like, oh, my God, I believe it. We don't care anymore. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the world. That's the crazy thing. It's fucking insane. Yeah. What is going on in your world we don't care anymore i don't know what the fuck is going on with that's a crazy thing it's fucking insane yeah what is going on in your world

brad i don't know brad what's going on in your world i'm trying listen i'm here right now i'm in the moment can i be honest with you dude go ahead yeah i'd appreciate i was most impressed by you when you dunked off the vert which one i didn't believe it which time bro i don't know what it was i think you were wearing those same sweatpants we're gonna get you another pair yeah we're gonna get you a different pair okay we're gonna do it they were different but i know what you're talking about literally because obviously i was familiar with you from the internet culture etc and someone showed me this video and or it popped up maybe on my feet or something like that and i was like there's no fucking way there's no way because how much do you weigh about 260

260 okay at that time i was 265 this one this is fucking crazy this is a staple center jesus that is crazy yes and then i was talking to muscle doc you know jordan yeah and he goes uh he says this and you know jordan doesn't mince words he's like you're a freak athlete for your size yeah that's what he said he goes you're he's a free and this guy works with nfl guys that's what he does for a living yeah he works with freak athletes yeah he goes for that guy's size is a freak athlete that's amazing why are you not why are you not in the nfl i don't know man i got i mean i i never trained for it obviously i don't i couldn't say i have the same skill set as someone who's in the nfl like i mean could i have tried to probably but it's like it was all kind of after the fact for me i got so

caught up in social media that it was like this is just what i do yeah you know yeah so like i i hear all the time and like it's like it sucks because i'm like damn should i have done that but then a part of me is like i love what what I'm doing now. Well, yeah, you are a professional athlete. In a way, I guess. No, no, no. I thought about this. Because my initial thought was like, why the fuck would this guy work out that much if he's not a professional athlete? And then I was like, oh, he probably makes more money than most professional athletes.

So you are a professional athlete. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Isn't that weird to think about? Yeah. Like you putting the time into your body is no different than one of these professional athletes putting the time into their body. Yeah, it's just a different, you know, there's a different thing. I mean, the whole social media thing is so still brand new.

So it was like, I don't know. Obviously, I can't relate myself to like, oh, this is like a, I'm like an NFL linebacker or some shit. Because like, I'm not running drills. I'm not doing that stuff. I do train every single day, no matter what. I i try to no matter what um you're not getting cte no i'm not getting none of that yeah but um which is also another fucking crazy topic but yeah i mean this whole internet shit just changed the world drastically yeah in so many ways which in so many negative ways as well like i saw the thing you were talking about um tiktok and like

how they push the bullshit oh yeah i saw that clip that clip was like i think it went pretty viral no yeah yeah um but yeah it's like we just live in a weird world now where like shit is that at once we didn't think was possible it's just possible yeah you know what's funny about that clip i put that out as a way to celebrate two million followers on tiktok so like i put it out like tiktok's lit and then like all these like politicians and shit like people from the pentagon like some dude from the pentagon just reposted it the other day like yeah this is what we're worried about and i was like no i'm popping yo what the fuck no i mean that could went everywhere but it's like fucking guy who's like

the the the chief um i don't know, officer of Space Force. What? Like some high Pentagon dude. He reposted it? Yeah. And he's like, no, this is all right. This is the thing that's going on. I don't think he made that shit up.

I mean, if you think about it. I don't know if there's any facts. I read an article. But it is what's happening, though. It is like what's actually happening. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I see that. Yeah You do kind of work out. Yeah

Cuz it's like a little bit Jen Didn't know you just said yeah, Jen. What is that? Jen estrogen? Oh It doesn't get you jacked, bro. It doesn't do that. Yeah, no. I don't fucking work out. You actually are more muscular than I thought.

I'm not even kidding. You think he's natural? You think he's natural or no? He's been soft forever. No, he's 100% natural. I'm Natty. Yeah, he's natural. I'm 100% Natty.

Except for that. Except for the Cialis and shit. Except for Cialis. I love some Cialis, dude. Good, good. Or Blue Chew. That's who's sponsoring us. Really?

Yeah, 100%. You got the Chew or what? I mean, I've had it. You Cialis, dude. Good, good. Or Blue Chew. That's who's sponsoring us. Really? Yeah, 100%. You got the chew or what? I mean, I've had it. You partake. I do. Oh, yeah. See, Cialis is amazing. What the fuck?

It's incredible. The best. Yeah. But I get ornery sometimes. You get what? Ornery. I don't know if that's a real thing from Cialis. If my wife disagrees with me, it's a problem.

But that's like a whole different reason. It has nothing to do with Cialis. I blame Cialialis i don't think it's the cialis i think it is i do you have a therapist no well i'm here to help big news the infamous tour we are coming to toronto that's right we'll be there the fourth and the fifth it's open we're probably gonna be the first shows in the city since it's open so it's going to be absolutely crazy we'll see you for those three shows up there toronto i cannot fucking wait uh we are also coming to birmingham okay new orleans cleveland pittsburgh montreal new york city okay and of course vancouver and atlantic city new jersey go to theandrewschultz.com right now get all those tickets before they're gone now let's get back to the show i'm here to help okay well can I talk to you about it yeah

let's talk sometimes I'll say something and then my wife will think that I need a devil's advocate opinion instead of just fucking agreeing with me well I don't know I don't know if you need the devil's advocate opinion I think you just you just need to like calm down a little bit exactly no you though oh yeah you bring it down a little I need to chill out a little bit. Exactly. No, you though. Oh, yeah, you. Bring it down a little bit. I need to chill out. Yeah, yeah. But have you guys ever had a real fight with your significant other? Absolutely. Fully hard?

No. That shit is crazy. So you're like erect. Yeah. You're like fucking. Yeah. But she doesn't know that I got to see Alice. So she's like, does he like fighting?

This guy's toxic. Oh, shit. Yeah, she thinks I'm getting bricked up off of, like, toxicity. So does she keep, like, egging it on? Hell, probably. Yeah. Well, that sounds like a vicious cycle. It is.

You know? Yeah. And we should probably end it. No, no, definitely not end it. You're married. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.

You're going to end it. You're going to talk. You're going to conversate through it. Yeah, we got to do that. This is how I feel. This is where I'm at. Yep. And then you figure it out.

100%. Get over those humps and onto the promised land. And onto the promised land. Exactly. You should be a life coach, bro. Yeah, dude. You should, man. You might save my marriage, bro.

Yeah. That's why I came here. No, no. Seriously. I'm telling you. They emailed you. They emailed me for this. You emailed me for that.

For that. So it's just like a whole thing going on. So basically, Brad is here to save the pod, to save our lives, save our family. To save all of their salaries as well. Holy shit. Yeah, I am a fucking, it's a big deal. This is a good guy. Yeah, I'm here to help you.

Okay. Serious question. Serious question. Yeah, hit me. You like chicks. Love them. Do you have a girl i do oh how long this this i kind of uh come on come on that's an easy question that's an easy question for for time for a time yes yeah because like when we first met it was like kind of rocky

what does rocky mean like it was unsure uncertainty why because you were on cialis and getting fucking pissed yeah no i was i never had that problem he was never had that problem a little bit rocked up i mean i get on it but i don't get like you on it right right right you know it's like you know where people have no life you're not uncertain and then you meet and you're like i don't know it's like kind of it's uncertain right so then i don't know i can't say exactly how long. Right. Mm hmm. Now. Now. Uncertain because you have relationship issues. For sure. Big time. Big time.

Why? My fucking childhood, man. What happened? But I don't like to just blame it on us. I lost my father when I was six years old. That's tough. My father hung himself. Abandonment issue.

Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Hung himself. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Oh, my God.

And you're six. You found him. Well, I don't want to. Not going to talk about talk about okay that's fine but jesus christ yeah oh my goodness so then that's gonna obviously inform your relationships yeah oh my god dude i'm so sorry yeah sorry i'm not trying to get oh no it's okay we can be serious too yeah that's why i think that's why it made me like a psychopath in the gym. So you found a way that you could funnel all of that energy. Yeah. And maybe also. It was all for avoidance.

Yes. Like to avoid and to feel like I was good enough. Because my thoughts as I got older was like, why did this happen to me? Why did my father leave me? All that stuff when I was young. Yeah. You think it's about you. Exactly.

We all do that. We like blame ourselves for these things. Did they email you to do this with me 100 dude yeah yeah there'll be for everyone yeah everybody's going through that we're here actually we got emailed by your buddy right there yeah we got emailed by your buddy and we got and we're like we're gonna cure every issue dude this is amazing can i tell you something i was literally talking to Mark about this earlier. This is what happens as an adult. How old are you? 32.

32. As an adult, I feel like we realize, and I've experienced this with my own fucking family, that literally everybody, our whole families are suffering from mental illness. Yeah. And we didn't, I didn't realize it as a kid,

but my mom is fucking crazy, bro. Like bonafide fucking crazy. And I'm just like, these are the people that made me. Do you know what I mean? And we are the product of this environment that we're in and then we're questioning

and I'm like, oh, why do I have these little idiosyncrasies about myself? Why am I this way in relationships or this way with friends or this way even with business? Like where does my obsession come come with and it's like that shit is all baked in yeah when we're fucking kids what i've always found interesting is that

like yeah we we look i remember being very young and looking at 30 year olds like how old i am right now and being like oh they got it figured out no so i'm listening to them and i'm 30 now i'm like yo i don't i don't know shit now you just start yeah now i'm starting to figure it out now you start and also like that is something that that's a luxury that comes with some success and money

yeah like you make a little money of some success you actually get to like take your foot off the gas for a second you go what about me

why do I feel this way when you're living fucking paycheck to paycheck you don't have the luxury to go I'm depressed get your depressed ass to work yeah you know

interesting you can't avoid shit as easily now yeah you're forced to face it crazy what the fuck man yes yes okay so relationship so there with this girl a little bit rough in the beginning yeah yeah uncertainty you were worried about her leaving you you leaving her afraid of getting into something too serious getting hurt yeah i've always had issues with that like i i dated a girl i mean prior to the girl that i'm dating now but i dated a girl for eight years okay very like turbulent relationship um and it was because prior to that relationship

i had just got out of relationship with a girl that like you know it was like my when i was like it was like my early 20s and i was like oh I love this girl. My first taste of like, oh, I love someone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she completely ripped my heart out. Why? She was probably still dealing with an ex, her whole like, you know how people, it's always that kind of shit, where they're kind of still dealing with some shit, and then they kind of give you all these other reasons why it's not working.

I was like, whoa, what the fuck? This isn't. I was a trainer at the time, and I trained a bunch of clients that were like model chicks. Right? Can you see where I'm going with this? So she was like, yo, you're fucking these girls. And I was like, I was never fucking these girls. Yes.

But I think it was just for avoidance. She just was trying to figure out ways to get away from it. And then anyways, my last client was a gay dude. She's like, you're fucking this gay dude. No. Yes. Everything. And I was like, what are you talking?

I remember calling my mom like, this chick is. Were you? were you no dude i just have to ask yeah of course go ahead and of our hits bro it's different it's a little different i know but no none of this was true so i'm like calling my mom crying like she wants to break up and say this is my early 20s right and then i get out of this relationship and i'm like dude i felt so taken advantage of because i changed my whole life for this person. I got rid of all these clients. I got rid of all this money. I got rid of all these blessings.

I changed everything in my life. And then I was still left with nothing. And so then I was like, yo, fuck bitches. Fuck people. Fuck everyone. I'm taking advantage of everyone, everything because I felt so taken advantage of. And then I met the girl that I dated for eight years. Two years in, I was like, well, I really love this shit,

but it was way too late. Way too late. Cause you were fucked up. Yeah, for sure. And she had some shit going on, but like, yeah, I brought in all that,

all that like insecurity. Relationship is a reflection of the last. And then I get in it and I'm trying to play like one foot in one foot out. Just so like, I'd be protected. You know what I'm saying? So I'm trying to protect myself. Yeah.

Yeah. You've got the, you've got the shield up, but now you can't build a real bond because you got the fucking shield up you know what's crazy is like when a girl probably looks at you they're like fuck boy this guy's in the gym he's fucking shredded he's partying he's doing all this stuff but i bet earlier in your life you were like clingy to the girl yeah 100 so early 20s for sure but she's got that insecurity like oh this is just a guy he's like on the scene he's got a million followers on instagram but back then that shit didn't exist bro like when

i was doing this in the beginning it was like on the come up this is like back 2011 2012 it was brand new so there was no the girl wasn't looking at me like that she just had her own whatever traumas and issues in her life yeah and when i met that girl i dated for eight years that was during my whole come up so she didn't have that perspective like that but along the way it did start to complicate things because i played that one foot in one foot out trying to flirt with other girls trying to be like i could be here if you hurt me i'll be there because you're just looking for someone to secure yourself like this girl leaves me i need uh that was my problem yeah and then it was it caused enough you know issue there and then i started getting more popular and i started involving more women into my content and stuff that I was doing.

And then it just made the whole thing way worse. You need a crazy secure chick to put up with that. Because any girl. And this was a girl who was not in social media at all. She was like a not involved. Yeah. It's like, how do you find that? My wife don't want nothing to do with that shit.

You fucking won. I got super lucky. You got a W, bro. Super lucky. Congratulations. 100%. Where do you find them? lucky. You got a W, bro. Super lucky. Congratulations. 100%. Where do you find them? Yeah.

That's a good question. Yeah. That's a great question. Where the fuck do you find them? They find him. They find you. Damn. They find you.

This one right now, is she on social media? A bit, yeah. Can we look at her? No, no. No, no, no. No, Jesus Christ, no. But do you have to negotiate that stuff like is it because you're a public figure and the dms are probably crazy right yeah multi dudes on my dms ain't gonna lie there's no shorties there are there are there are a few shorty shooting shots

there are like sit on my face or i want to sit on your face type shit sit on my face sit on my face is wild that would be wild but no it's the other two i want to see this guy saying sit on my face is wild that would be wild but no it's the other two i want to see this guy saying sit on my face oh wait gay guys are coming after tons bro tons how much have they offered i haven't i haven't got to that you've never got a big offer from like some saudi arabian prince i never got nah i never got you never got the shit on the glass table no i never got i know about that shit happening though but i never got that i never got that deep why because you know girls that had that happen oh yeah talk to me no you want to know about that yes yes no that's their business that's real though right like people think that we're being hyperbolic that's a real thing that

no no girls really go out like on yachts and get shit on yeah like 100 okay you're you're you're in you're the hey just for that 100 just for that and then he's like okay that's it that's all i don't even want to fuck the girl because he's already done it so meant like so many yeah he just wanted that to be like i did that it's a power move i can make you shit on a glass table that's it yeah and you know what call me yeah i'll do. Shit on a glass table. And you're in Dubai. For like a mil or a couple mil. Couple?

Yeah. 100,000. You did 20,000. 100,000. Floppy first class on the Etihad. Oh my God. Dubai? Are you kidding me?

Or Emirates? Or Emirates? Whatever. Oh, that's far. Hells yeah. Have you been on Emirates first class? No, no. Crazy?

Oh my God. It's like, yeah. Wait, you went out there? Wait a sec. I went there for something else. Bradley! I went there for something else. Bradley!

I went there for something else. What'd you go there for? To film content. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't that kind of content. It wasn't that kind of content. Hey, Brad, don't play with me.

It wasn't that kind of content. What kind of content was it? It was workout shit. 100%. I promise. Did they make you squat first? Yeah. I did some squats, but they didn't make me do anything. No one made me do anything.? It was workout shit. 100%. I promise. Did they make you squat first? Yeah. I did some squats, but they didn't make me do anything.

No one made me do anything. You just said workout shit. You did say workout shit. I probably shit a few times when I was there, but it wasn't anything to do with anything else. Okay. Just saying. I was shitting in bathrooms.

That you know. That you know. I don't know. You know what they got in the bathrooms? Maybe they were fucking, who knows, dude. Maybe I'm somewhere on an OnlyFans thing. I don't know. There's probably a bunch of dudes dressed up.

Yo, you're a dumbass yo that's so good you're a fucking idiot bro oh i love this shit this is a dope podcast okay okay okay okay okay of because you you're the interesting cross section between the workout community and the youtube like influencer community yeah of the girls that we see you don't have the name names. Of the girls that we see, you don't have to name names, but of the girls that we see, these famous influencer chicks, right? How many of them are getting paid to get their shit cracked open and cleaned out? Why do you say and cleaned out?

And cleaned out, just out of curiosity. It's crazy because I think some of them just do it, not even so much to get paid. Some do it because they just want to. What do you mean by that? I just know a few people who have cleaned out a few and there was no money involved. Wait, so they just fly out there? I'm talking about the girls.

Oh, you're talking about Dubai shit. No, not even Dubai, but just how many of these girls that we see? Because what I'll give you is another scenario. Another friend of mine won't say his name but he basically was like yo there's a billionaire like service and like if you're trying to smash something and you're a billionaire there are these girls that will do it but these girls are like celebrities yeah I see what you're saying like famous and this is only for like the billy club but we're talking about victoria's secret models not the one not that one not that which one are we you know you know i think we're on the same page but yeah

okay okay um but like but other ones but other ones got it okay and so so so my buddy told me about this and i was like that's like a real thing he goes yeah i'm like why do the girls do it he goes the money's just too crazy to not do it and low-key those girls if they're single they're probably going to be fucking guys like this anyway we're not talking about scumbag like losers we're talking about like successful billionaire business people like that we all know yeah and that person will probably stay quiet so so everybody's quiet so i'm wondering how many of these influencer chicks that we think they're making all their money selling 50 how many of them are out there selling pooch i mean i feel like they wouldn't even want to tell me i think i probably know like two who does who do stuff like that and they talk about it i mean like

reluctantly but what do you say well you're just like yo just be honest why were you in montana i mean they're just trying to get a bag i don't even blame them you don't right i don't blame them man Would you do it? Would I do it? Super hot chick Queen of England goes Listen cure me of COVID

Cure me of COVID Cure me of COVID Cure me of COVID What I do I mean like what's the bag like? 250 Cure me of COVID 250?

Yeah you gotta go down on her Suck it out Suck the COVID out You gotta suck the COVID out Of the Queen of England I mean I feel like I do it just for the story yeah i don't even need a 250 the story is lit you could have got the 250 brad i mean it's whatever

i'm good i'm good okay yeah so you would do it 100 fuck it would you do it yes yeah it's like yes would you do it for the 250 or you do it for just the story no i'd need the 250 because that pussy probably tastes like parchment for me is the 250 would be the 250 be for the travel time like i don't like the whole i hate that shit don't waste these days yeah i hate the whole like you know like there might be a one layover some like a connecting flight i hate that can't do it i hate it dude i literally won't fly somewhere if it's like a layover why i just don't i just i hate i hate like i love being here and i love doing this and i took red eye i was like this guy's wild and i love meeting you and everyone here you guys are dope as fuck i just hate the process like prior to the plane and then getting off the plane and then the whole like put

the mask on all this fucking bullshit it's like yeah fuck off yeah i just don't like that it's i didn't like it prior to all this shit and it just got a hundred times worse yeah so yeah i think we're done with the mask shit thank god i mean you're in la but so it's a little bit different but it's the king of that shit yeah. I mean, you're in LA, so it's a little bit different. It's the king of that shit. Yeah. It's like where they're like... All about it. Yeah, it's like they live and die for that shit.

In your gym, is it rules? Oh, no. In my gym, we, from the very beginning, we stayed open when we weren't supposed to. Which, by the way... What? They dismissed the case. Yay!

Yes. Dismissed the case. There you go. But it's a little frustrating because it's like, imagine all the other people, gym owners or business owners, that closed down their business because they had to. Yeah. And I was like, fuck you, I'm not closing.

Yeah. And then I get to the end of the line, they're like, yo, let's forget about it. Wow. So it's like, what about all those motherfuckers' money, man? What about the livelihoods of all those other people? Because I don't think that they have- I could stand up you i'm not doing that because i got bread from other places exactly yeah yeah they couldn't take the risk and then i think they didn't actually have legal recourse to shut down businesses there's literally no actual sign i was the whole time i'm like you this is the craziest thing yeah one of the first

attorneys i got with i swear to god oh i appreciate it man i'm so true here one of the first attorneys I got with, I swear to God. Brad, you're great, man. Oh, I appreciate it, man. I'm so true here. One of the first attorneys I got with was like trying to scare the- Oh, trying. No, I was about to say Trump. Rudy Giuliani. No. He was trying to scare me, bro. He was trying to be like, you got to submit. You got to close your business.

They're going to shut you down. They're going to take your business. They're going to throw you in jail. I was like, do it. Throw me in fucking jail. You told me the gym can't be open. Throw me in jail. Because to me, gym can't be open throw me in jail because to me it was greater than that remember i told you earlier about my father yeah yeah yeah

the whole thing was like i couldn't take that away from a 16 year old 17 year old kid that i knew i was yeah just because i'm like the easier route would have been for me to be like let me close this down i could save lawyer fees i could save fines yeah and i said fuck it i spent tons of money in fucking lawyer fees yeah to get to the end for them to be like you're right we actually didn't have anything sorry wow which is crazy bro you got to think how fucking crazy that is but that is interesting like that's just an interesting way to look at it for you that's for you it wasn't about like i'm fighting the government mandates it's like i'm looking out for that kid who might be going through what i went through at that age and it's not only kids it's like people don't realize the mental health shit yeah yeah like well this is the fucked up thing about the whole thing i don't like talking

about this much because it gets me really fired up bro yeah i'm gonna do it right now because i feel like it pisses me the fuck off i swear to god because like during that time they're just like nothing else matters this is the only thing that matters yeah so a motherfucker killing themselves doesn't matter doesn't matter fuck that those rates are going crazy don't look at that don't look at that there's only one way you're not crazy yeah it's like it's only covid killing people now suicide ain't killing people even though it's just going skyrocketing and then you think about like all the other shit like someone paying medical bills like to to like to to feed their family and they're paying these bills like who knows some kid might have cancer in this guy's family and they're like close on your fucking business yeah can't pay for that

yeah and it's like so that way that's so we're just saying that's not important we're saying this is essential and that's not essential it's like yo someone's fucking livelihood is essential it's almost like they knew that they were their re-election was based on reducing covid deaths and only those deaths bro it's fucking insane do you know what i'm saying like like if if they reduce mental health deaths they don't get re-elect. But if they kept them COVID deaths down. Because they made the whole hurrah. Oh, this is, oh, we're going to fight this shit. And then look at this shit now.

And it's like, bro, it's crazy. Like, I was fighting this whole thing. And I'm like looking at it. Costco right down the street from my gym. Wide open. Fully open. Wide open. The place where they sell the food, fully open.

But the mom and pop's restaurant look exactly like the place where they sell the food. Yeah, yeah. Can't be fucking open. Dude, that was. Get the fuck out of here. You can't say these are the same. Yeah, yeah same yeah like if you can't see the problem with that like fuck how you believe about the mask or this and that the covid shit it's all fuck all that political at that point no it's not it's literally like you can look at it for exactly what it is and be like

that's just not fucking right that's why i get the parents that are upset about their kids wearing the masks like it's like you're going out to dinner those same kids are going to sit down the cafeteria and not wear the mask bro why can't they just the same kids in the cafeteria room don't wear the mask the same parents are in the club and it's all good and their masks are off what the fuck it's like it's the whole thing's fucked yeah there's no rhyme or reason to this shit yeah they're just like yo here there here there okay there it's like go fuck yourself listen to what we said though and i get it in the beginning like creating these rules because we don't know what the fuck is going on of course two years later yeah and then all of a sudden all of a sudden they're like oh that exercise and shit's important you guys should go to the gym what the fuck i've been saying this from day one

what the fuck so so did your business do better because of that were people like super grateful like so yeah during covid of course like so we had to keep we we had to put like gasoline and generators turn lights because the city bro listen to this let me tell you this for let me tell you this story okay yeah imagine a fucking city they go yo you got to turn your lights off because you're operating we're like all right oh they can look at your electric no no no no this is better this is better they knew they knew i was operating because i'm on social media right there's so many levels to this shit that is interesting, right? So number one, my visibility is massive because the whole social media shit.

So they can go, they're showing up to my gym every day. So I'm going to get to two things here. One thing, there's a gym right down the street and there's a gym right up the street. How many counts do you think I had of 8.77B, which was like, you didn't listen to what the fuck we said order. This is a real thing in california did i have versus those other two gyms the same exact time operating the same exact way and actually bigger spaces how many counts you think they had up the street down the street and me what is it there was one up the street and there was eight down the street and there's 66 of mine yeah so you're driving past these gyms every day and

you're going that's you know that and i'm like you guys so anyways listen this is celebrity shit like they know you so they can clip you and they can see my story every day right i'm not there doing what they say i'm supposed to be doing yeah okay but here's the deal with the lights this is the craziest thing with the lights and mind you i had some guys coming into my gym who were like health officials i'm not gonna say this guy's name but he was one of the health officials and he comes in like dresses like a police officer with a gun and he's like you guys gotta shut down we're like what the fuck and i have i have a lot of like police officers who go to my gym and they're like yo that guy can't be in here dressed like that he can't be in here with

a gun and like a all this fucking crazy shit so anyways the first time they shut my lights off they hit the switch in the back we're like yeah i'll bet yeah okay we'll turn that we'll and then we just turn it back on right the second time they shut the lights off they hit the switch in the back we're like yeah i'll bet yeah okay we'll turn that we'll and then we just turn it back on right the second time they shut the lights off they go through the city and there's a back door because my my you know the landlord has the holes the whole unit they shut you off with them so listen they shut us off at the lights in you know the big building yeah and they put a lock on our shit shut it off put a lock right yeah i was like oh fuck okay so we operated for three months just generated we put like construction lights you know like a construction light setup yeah

generate for we put some speakers for the music so nighttime it was like a fucking club and it was amazing but here's the thing imagine three months go by and i'm like i just i spent like six seven thousand dollars a month just in gasoline to to fuel these things right and i'm paying my rent and all this other shit on top of that so i was like yo i hit them up and i said email and all this shit is tracked so if you motherfuckers are listening this shit i'll go we'll go straight back because i want to take them to court for this shit you should so imagine i'm saying hey i'm following what you guys want me to follow now certain orders they're like you got to do this you gotta do it if you want to do this follow this i'm saying hey can you come verify that we're doing this and imagine this they don't

show up no response to this day to this day no response so you came by 60 times before and now you can't come up and pull it and i said can you turn my lights back on i'm doing what you want me to do no response to this day to this day so how'd you get the lights back i cut the fucking lock and turn the lights back on yeah bro they're fucking lock and turned the lights back on. Bro, they're doing illegal shit. That's illegal. How would you not respond to that? In what world is that not illegal? You can't be like, oh, we did that and we're just dipping.

You can't do that. That's fucking illegal. Did you ever think to just not post on social media because it was bringing too much attention? No, fuck that. It's stupid. Was it going to stop what I was doing? I mean, you can stop posting on social media why would i do that i've been doing that forever clubhouse you know i'm doing that forever all

right fair enough but yes during the time to ask your question it did there was a it was like tons of people did you got it there was massive lines people were like waiting in the lobby because everyone to fucking work out like you were trying to take something away from someone that is like so basic people love and they feel like they need this and it does so much for their mental health yeah sanity their bodies all this is like people are gonna fucking find that yeah and even though they wanted to get everyone don't do it or whatever it's like people were finding that so yes during that time it definitely it helped during that time for sure yeah yeah yeah there's like uh i don't think people at least for me maybe i learned that early on like again maybe i haven't

worked out consistently enough to like get gains but like for me you haven't you're super soft right yeah yeah you definitely have i just need but here's the thing the way that i exercise it's really just mental release so i just need like i don't care i care if i'm like thin or whatever but i need to get out of here i mean listen and that's what you're talking about when it comes to like the mental health aspect of it. Like this is why I exercise. Yeah. I never go to the gym that I'm like, I need my biceps to get bigger.

If they do, that's awesome. Yeah. And if I'm working out more consistently, that's, that's great. And it makes me feel good and I feel better about myself, but I run relentlessly for this shit.

This is what it's all about though. Like it's not about, I'm not saying everyone, listen, you gotta be a bodybuilder to get this out of it. It's literally what you're saying yeah it's like just some level of physical activity this form of release yeah it's like a different form of meditation like when you're in it and you can focus on it 100 and everything like for me when i was young it was

like nothing else i was able to not think about everything else yes and i was able to focus on this and not think about all the negative shit in my life and i was able to just do what was like physically i've always wondered i've always wondered like all right you know when you're in your like worst state how much you need exercise or can you can you think about that right like i feel like i can run more effectively then i feel like i can get into like the trance of the workout everything is more powerful me and that's for me in that state and i'm like i wonder if like olympic athletes or like these like like the weightlifter guys who lift the crazy shit i wonder if they can induce that when they're about to lift for sure like yeah i watch those videos like you see like the marine guys where the whole fucking group is around everybody's cheers them they're gonna do

some crazy deadlift i'm like for sure so like like like i could relate to this when i was when i first started training the thing that i first took serious wasn't bodybuilding. It was Olympic weightlifting. So the first thing that I got good at in working, I mean, I started training was like, oh, I look big. But the first like actual sport in lifting was Olympic weightlifting. So it's like, you know, about Olympic weightlifting, powerlifting, bodybuilding. And powerlifting is essentially deadlift.

Powerlifting is squat. Squat. Bench deadlift. And then what's the one where you do? It's a clean. This is Olympic weightlifting. Clean and jerk. Clean jerk. And the snatch snatch that's olympic weight what's snatch snatch is like from the floor your arms are here and then you end up like overhead like that and then what is the clean then the clean is your arms are here and then you end up shoulder and then you're up

and then you have to push it over yeah it's a it's a jerk but um so when i did that i'll give you a perfect example like when you do it and you're like going for that, that like max level where you're like, this is my new rep, like my new PR. Right. And you're trying to go above and beyond that you've ever gone. I can fully relate. Even when I've done this with deadlifting, it's like, you almost like you go out of body almost where you're just like, it just happens. And you're like, you're done. You're like, Oh shit, I did it. Or you, Oh shit, I didn't do it. Yep. so because you've trained so much to like just act in that certain range of motion in that certain technique they're like if you're pushing that level you just get to a point where it's like you get done you're like oh i got it yeah it's different there's a there's a weird mental aspect to it like sure i wouldn't be able

to lift what you can lift obviously but i feel like i could lift five or ten percent maybe more than what i can if i can access that for sure and i feel like that about like but it's also training getting to that point so you could you could access that yes but up here not only physically it's fully mental it's not physical dude like there'll be times where like i'm running and like i just play the same song over and over again because i can get into a meditative state yeah like it's not new information that i have to think about. Not new lyrics.

It's the same thing over. And I just get lost. Yeah. So I'm like, how the fuck do I do that? Well, you got to think like how anyone makes like that. Like you go from what I can lift to 100 pounds more, 20 pounds more. Like you're going beyond you've ever gone, right? So there must be an ability to access it.

Exactly. But it is through mental for sure. You got to think about it. It's like you're, you know, it's not like going and training hitting biceps okay i'm hitting biceps boom boom i'm doing that yeah it's like but a squad or a delaf or a big movement where you're really pushing the weight to a different level or like you're you're going beyond you've ever ran like the amount of you know like the amount of miles you're like you've always ran 10 miles but you're going for 12 and like there's that moment where you're just like holy shit i'm gone beyond the point i've ever gone

yeah it's all mental that's where it's all mental like you do train to run the 10 to run the 5 to run the 10 to run the 5 and then you like i want to run the 12 to get truly to that 12 it's like you you almost get lost yeah you're almost like watching yourself to push that so then now the 12 becomes like your new set point but it's it's not just it's not definitely not just physical yeah it's like that incremental increase has to be mental it is up here you you're you're only capable of doing what you've done exactly yeah so to get to a point where it's beyond that yeah it's all here so then what happens what happens for you like are you in a state right now where you're like i want to maintain this or are you constantly creating new goals it's more about creating new goals now so

for me it's like my focus is like i'm like I'm more focused on like this type of content, this type of learning, this type of giving, this type of showing, right? Yeah. And physically, it's like my new goals would be like, okay, because over the years, I was never really the guy. I never was really the guy who was like, I was always like big, like strong, and I did some shit, but I was never really the guy who was like taking my shirt off and like showing my abs.

Right. So now I'm like, yo, I want to to get fucking shredded so you're trying to lean up yeah i want to get lean yeah so i want to like do some shit that i really didn't like doing as much which is like doing more cardio doing more stuff like that like more running more biking more things that like really get fucking like tight you know because like before it was all about getting stronger getting bigger how much more can i lift yeah and now i'm at the point where it's like i i've i've kind of like not got past that but i i'm just my interest is a little bit different yeah yeah and you have to shift and have a goal yeah or else you're just going to be miserable yeah it and mentally beyond just the physical it's like i mean more stuff like

just this like conversation stuff i'm enjoying so much more in my life yeah yeah yeah so it's just different it's just as you as you i mean as you age as you get older or just as you progress through even like you know just things you've kind of already done you you just want to start to try and develop in new skills yeah you know a hundred better at it yeah yeah fighting fighting would you do it i think about that a lot talk to me yeah I would love to do it. Because you've trained. Yeah, I've trained a few. Which disciplines? Jiu-jitsu.

And some hands or no? Muay Thai. Okay. Yeah. Generally, with a guy as muscular as you, I would say there's no way you can strike. And then I saw you dunk. Yeah. And I was like, this guy might be able

to box a little bit it's the thing that i the biggest my biggest issue talking about like sometimes you see the big guys try to strike and they're like throwing pillows yeah yeah they can push because you guys are so used to push motion yeah but snapping a punch is a way different of course but you must have fast twitch if you can fucking dunk from the vert yeah so but for me but for me, it's like, I know the thing that I lack the most, if I'm talking about fighting, like being like honestly, like genuinely honest about this. Yeah. I know that I would need to train specifically like cardiovascular. Like I'd have to be like doing BJJ like every day.

I'd have to be doing striking every day. Maybe reduce mass a little bit too. I'd have to lose weight for sure. What was that, BJJ? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Oh, okay. You're like, is there a new type? A new type of blowjob?

He's like, wait a minute. BJJ. But yeah, because carrying 260, those muscles need oxygen. Yeah, you're fucked. Unless as I gained this weight, I was also doing all that stuff. So your cardio would match exactly but i wasn't

right so like my cardio would match like you know a fucking a bodybuilder who'd be like i'm spending time doing this yeah yeah but if as i was gaining that weight i was also striking and i was also doing bjj i was also doing all the fighting training like sports disciplines yeah yeah disciplines exactly then i'd be like okay as i went up and wait you know because i must have been eating crazy amounts of food to get to that and to maintain that then i would be like okay i'm more adept for that but i know that i haven't been so it's like i haven't been doing enough of it i've been doing more of the other so i know i'd have to shift my training now you see these guys you see obviously like jake and logan making crazy money yeah right and you're like oh wow there is

a space for celebrity fighting. Yeah, it's crazy. And you happen to have experience in the discipline. You're not learning it. I mean, like Jake and Logan learned how to box over the last three years. Yeah. You've been training jujitsu longer or around the same time? Not as consistent.

I'd be more like you, the consistent inconsistency. You're in it a little bit, then you pull out in a little. Yeah. But I've even watched some videos. Like, you know some stuff. Like, you can choke some people out. For sure. Okay. So there has to be part of you that's going like should i enter this yeah definitely like would you want to i'd love to i'd like to do i'd like to do the ufc thing i'd like to i don't want to do the boxing thing like if i was going to fight

it wouldn't be boxing because you have more experience in jujitsu well yes but i'd also like just like to use my whole body like if i was going to put my face and my reputation on the line, I don't want to be just relying on striking because I know that I'd like to ground and pound someone. Yeah, yeah. Who do you want? What makes the biggest fight? Because you're somebody who understands the internet as well.

What is the headline that's like... I mean, it's one of those guys. It's Jake or Logan. Jake or Logan. Jake is the number one right now because he's the number one guy in it. If you fought Jake in MMA, do you think you'd handle that? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'd beat the fuck out of him right now.

Really? In MMA? In MMA. What about? No. Because the kid can fight. No. And I think a lot of people underestimated him.

I fully agree. Yeah. I fully agree. I'm just saying, based on my weight. Exactly. You get on top of him and the experience in jujitsu and it's just like that's why i know if i'm striking nah i'm gassing the fuck out there's no way i'm gonna be able to hang like that for long enough so you basically you're gonna try to take him down as quick as possible like take me through that first round with you and jake because i know you've thought about it i know you've thought about it take me through the first round i mean it'd be simple you're

avoiding the right hand. I would avoid it. And I'd take him down. And I hate to say this, but I would just tire him out for the first few rounds. Meaning like body weight, holding him down. Pressure. Constricting pressure. Grappling cardio is a different game.

Pressure, pressure, pressure. And then get him tired. And then probably one of the rounds do the same thing. And then just ground and pound. So not try to tap out no probably not you don't think he'd give up that back bro maybe i think he might give up but i want to fucking oh you want to finish yeah i don't want to i want to be like i want blood yeah i want blood i don't know fuck i want blood it has to gotta be blood interesting yeah are you worried worried at all about fucking up your face?

You're a good looking guy. If I got to that point, no. If I'm fighting him, no way. But because there's so much money that you could fix it. Exactly. You're talking about now, okay, if I got to go through the UFC, I got to fight a bunch of guys to get there. No, bro. Yeah, I'm going to get fucked up over time.

But if it's all for that, I'm not worried about it. Interesting. Okay, now what about, now Logan can wrestle a bit. Yeah, I'm going to get fucked up over time. But if it's all for that, I'm not worried about it. Interesting. Okay, now what about... Now, Logan can wrestle a bit. Yeah. Would you be worried at all with a person with a wrestling background? I tried to wrestle Logan. What happened?

I tried to do that. It would never happen. Did Logan... I don't know. I mean, he's... Listen, at the same time, Logan is... I'm not the kind of guy to be like, oh, I'm on this... Like, Logan's fucking...

You know? Maybe he doesn't want to wrestle me. It's because maybe he thinks he has more... Logan is, I'm not the kind of guy to be like, oh, I'm on this. Like Logan's fucking, you know, maybe he doesn't want to wrestle me. It's because like maybe he thinks he has more clout. He does. I'm not, I'm not. He has something to lose in that situation. For sure. He's got more clout.

I mean, you're not even going to fucking be a liar. Like the guy got more fucking. This is obvious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's one of the most famous people on the planet. So like for him to take that and to lose that, there's more to lose, right? But it would still be like a fun wrestling match between you guys. For sure. And also you would argue that he's at a disadvantage for weight yeah you're a big guy you've experienced wrestling too or just jiu-jitsu i mean not not specific wrestling

no he's definitely the thing about jiu-jitsu is like jiu-jitsu starts when wrestling finishes yeah it's fucked right like he gets you where he thinks he wants you and you're like yeah welcome on the back, yeah. Exactly. That's where it might be a little bit unfair. Just a wrestling match might be towards him. But if it's a grappling match where there is... If we're just wrestling, I'm sure his technique is better

because I know that he's done more wrestling. And I know that he has more cardiovascular endurance than me. That's for sure. He's a lighter guy. I know he's been doing... I don't know how much he's been doing. But then grappling cardio is different i keep telling people you see this in ufc all the time you see guys like this happened to dustin yeah dustin poirier is cardio

is amazing any fight you i've never seen dustin get gas throwing to the end of rounds when he's throwing yeah but when he has to fight off the ground it's just different man it's a different cardio have you done it never i i've been just like i've you know rogan's tapped me out and that kind of stuff like that just jokingly but like never like grappling never done any you should try it is so fucking hard yeah it's because it's it's obviously like the the animal instinct of like fight or flight so your your adrenaline your heart rate's higher so then like oxygen usage is going way up and this because like brazilian jiu-jitsu is like if it's all about being calm and if you're not like you're gonna be breathing heavy you're gonna be you're not still you get

into it you're like fuck and then at the same time the person is doing stuff you're like i don't know like where are they going if you're unskilled with the actual techniques you know that they're coming for something and if you don't know how to defend it you're getting scared because your heart is setting up yeah and then and then at the same time pressure right the pressure of like you know imagine every time you breathe you take a breath out and then that person like a good a good one will get they're gonna get a little deeper so you can breathe a little less each time they're trying to constrict your lungs so imagine like they're like pressure so like you're having your recovery is going so now everything you do is like you're heavier you can't you're not you're not really throwing hard punches because they're like

throwing fucking pillows because like your oxygen you're an oxygen debt so if you get on top of someone you're constantly applying pressure they're trying to get you off they're trying to restrict even that motion like you see with the some of the the ufc fighters were like once the guy gets on top i think it's the francis guy did this with the the uh yeah yeah once he got on top his guy's like fuck and if he knew how to stay on top that's all he needed to do and then he the guy's just like he can't be the same striker because he's so exhausted exactly because getting trying to get someone off you or trying to avoid and just having someone on you yeah who knows how to stay on top of you and then continue to apply pressure is like for a round the next round you

get up you're like you're throwing fucking pillows well dude it's i mean you see it in boxing matches yeah right it's like guys who start to gas out even the heavy hitters like the one punch knock out night night guys once they gas out you could take a punch yeah you could take a punch exactly yeah so it's a whole different game i mean that's what this one makes martial arts so fucking interesting okay have you ever wanted to because i've seen i was watching this compilation of the nelk boys uh just just fucking trolling your ass all right dude relax we get it you're strong bro we get it you're strong dude it's okay you don't have to break the set you know but like i've seen them them trolling you and i'm just like have you ever been to a point where

off camera you're like i'm to fucking kill one of these kids? I'm going to kill one of them. Because it's always in playful manner, but there have been moments. The fucking electrocution shit? The taser? The taser? There was a little part of you? No, but this is the crazy. It's not real.

Really? Yeah. That was set up? Call me Leonardo DiCaprio, baby. Let's like, it's like, it's not real. Really? Yeah. That was set up. Call me Leonardo DiCaprio, baby. Let's go. I'm in this bitch. Give me an Oscar.

Someone give me an Oscar. No, it's not. It's yeah. It's like we, you know, now set up in terms, is set up like,

is it set up like, like you think I'd really let someone tase me and not beat the fuck out of them? Okay. Question. Serious. Think about it. Is it set up like,

Hey, we're going to do something, play along with it, but I'm not going to let you know what serious think about it is it set up like hey we're gonna do something play along with it but i'm not gonna let you know what it is or is it set up like hey i'm gonna fucking tase you no it's it's it's like it's kind of like you know some shit's gonna go on like play along with it play okay okay okay but you don't know exactly what it's gonna be yeah no not all the time no got you yeah okay that makes a little bit more sense interesting like there'll be shit where i'm like oh of course but i'll see it right away i'll be like oh okay this is what it is okay fuckers like because i remember seeing that and there's some shit that i'll be like after the fact i'll kind of be like yo don't don't do shit ever do that again like i'm not

gonna fucking kill you matter of fact don't put that on the internet yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because that's the other thing is like you have the ability it seems like you could beat any of them up every single one of them probably at the same time together but like that's the other thing is like you have the ability it seems like you could beat any of them up every single one of them probably at the same time together but like that's the fight yeah but i love the fight but all three of us all three of us no i would never i love them i love them i only uh know uh salim and he's a good kid he's sweet he is that motherfucker makes me laugh bro so yeah salim is a fucking he's a good that moaning sweet that motherfucker makes me laugh bro so yeah salim is a fucking he's a good that moaning shit yeah that i have cried at that yeah he's funny man he's a he's a good dude he's a really good dude yeah okay steve's a fucking amazing dude that's like my brother man

i'm not as familiar with with steve i know a little of kyle's stuff from the pod right and i was surprised you weren't involved in that yeah i well i kind of was here and there like i did a few episodes with them yeah but i don't know i figured for some reason that you guys would do that together yeah i don't know there's there's a i don't know there's a little bit i don't know what did you would did you also feel that way yeah a little bit that's interesting but it's all good you know i'm like all right it's fine yeah i don't know i don't know maybe i don't know what i don't know yeah that's what it is dude i'm like dude i guess because i know i i don't know it's just what what dog you could talk about it i don't think he knows i think i don't know yeah yeah yeah no it's just like i would have loved to have been a part of it i just

figured that synergy would be perfect. Yeah. Yeah. And I think we did episodes and it was. All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because your online business needs to be able to ship out your product efficiently. Okay. You need to save the most money possible on that shipping because the shipping could be what's killing your profits.

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the microphone on the top of the page, and type in flagrant ShipStation. Make ship happen. Now let's get back to the show. And again, I don't know their business, so I can't say, but I can understand people wanting to create their own things. 100%. And I'm sure that's something that you like doing. I'm sure it's something that everybody likes doing,

wanting to create their own things. For sure. And that is also the demise of every great band, but it is okay. Demise of every great band. You know what I mean mean john lennon want to go create his own shit fuck all that shit john but uh no no but i i can see that urge to kind of like have that soul focus and soul like vision when it comes to to creating a product for sure and i'm not mad at all it's like again they they they make great fucking decisions, you know? Yeah. So it is what it is.

No, they're balling. I would have loved. But your guys, your stuff, I don't know. Again, I'm an outsider. I'm not as involved in the content. Like, I'm fucking 38. You know what I mean? But from the outside, like, you guys have this really fun chemistry.

Yeah. So I was like, I don't know, it kind of seems like this. I felt the same way. Like, I don't know. For me, I'm like a creator. So I'm going'm going yeah you have these nfl guys on but like have bradley just body slam every single one of them and like let's see who's the real athlete right like imagine that there's just fun stuff like yeah you and ab have a vert competition yeah it'd be fun yeah i think you got ab i i mean i don't know on a standing

vert i think standing vert yeah standing vert that's another and we'll go back to him but like standing vert is different like i'm a one-leg jumper so you're a runner i could dunk easy yeah yeah back in the day now no how tall are you you're pretty tall six two yeah you're like still for like six two like dunking is probably like a little bit surprising during a basketball game but when i saw the vert if you're a basketball guy like you know vert's different like dominique wilkins was a crazy dunker because it was off of two feet yeah i do everything off vert you can't do no that's the thing i don't i don't have that fucking single leg finesse i've also never tried it well maybe you should fucking try it i should try it off the vert because

sometimes you don't have the free throw line i'd be having dreams where i'm like yo i'm flying i'm like maybe it's really like that. I just never really tried it. Okay. Because there's more of the ball, the pause, the ball handling skill. I didn't have that finesse to like, you know what I'm saying? So you weren't dribbling up to go dunk. Exactly. So as long as you could hold it, you could do it.

You were doing like gym box jump training to the point where. Yeah. I mean, it was most of my jump training came from the Olympic lifting when I was younger. And so I was like, because that's all like pretty much explosive vert yeah yeah yeah but obviously you got the barbell so that's where it came from so it was never like because i'm you're one you're in one spot you're not like running to go do that yeah yeah um what's your pr for vert i don't even know dude i never really tested it but i actually i think remember that guy came by the gym there's a guy who has a world record came by the gym. And he said the world record was like, what, 67 or some shit?

And mine was like, I remember mine at the time must have been 63. This is before the record was. Standing vert? Standing vert. Remember, he measured this, right? There's no way. You could maybe hit a box that was 63. No, no.

It was up to my shoulders. Like, that's where it was. Your maybe hit a box that was 63. No, no. It was up to my shoulders. Like that's where it was. Your feet on a standing vert. Yes. It's like I'm 6'3", so it was like up to here. Like maybe a little bit, like a little bit there. But this kid, this kid blew way past it. He's shorter than I am.

And he did the standing vert even higher. But this was years ago. He's supposed to. He's the best. He's the best. Yeah. You're a guy on YouTube. You're not supposed to have a competitive vert. That's the best he's about you're a guy on youtube who weighs you're not

supposed to have that's the thing that i was talking to him i wasn't literally doing this video this kid i was like damn i wonder if i'm the best linebacker that never played in the nfl it's weird i don't know dude should we get you a tryout that's a video i don't know bro that is a video are you you know how many years for fun you know how many years since i've been doing social media i've been i've been be like do the nfl thing try out do this you know what it is there's so much technique so the problem is that's the thing yeah i'm not exactly i mean i'm not those guys like it's like you could probably take an nfl guy and have him work out with you and you could you could look at him and go man if i trained him

in technique he could probably lift so much for sure he's limited by technique but there's there's difference it's like skill yeah on this field and then there's like like application of like a physical feat it's different yeah yeah no matter how much you that's what you're saying if i did it when i was younger and i learned all the skills because like there's no way i can't relate to like these these nfl players like they spent like the skill work is still so god damn it but it's like everything yeah doesn't matter how actually like yeah you know if you don't have the actual skill or like the skill work is still so goddamn it. It's like everything. Yeah. It doesn't matter how actually like, you know, if you don't have the actual skill or like the, you know, knowing, okay, what's happening. Yeah. It doesn't matter how fucking actually like athletic like you are.

Yeah. Right. To a degree. I think we need to set up that match. MMA rules. You versus all three of the Nelk boys. Yeah. I'll do it.

They wouldn't. No, of course not. If I'm them, I wouldn't. No, they wouldn't. And I wouldn't even want to, I wouldn't even want to i wouldn't even want to like to be honest i wouldn't want to fight steve what if you just have to tap them out that with three people fuck and they could hit you while yeah i know like while you're trying to tap them out like fucking knowing them i'd be like just watch you grab up salim if i'm them i'm like I think we just gotta watch this happen I think I could tap Salim out

while still getting punched yeah like in the face but Steve though Steve is strong Steve is strong Steve is strong well you have to go for him first

hold on Steve's on Tess is he on Anabar I think it's Anabar is he flicking before he's sticking or what I don't know

flicking and sticking baby that's that motherfucker's business or what I don't know flicking and sticking baby that's that motherfuckers business dude why would anyone not that's what I'm saying like I'm 38 if I was gonna lift to like get diesel you're out of your mind if you think I'm not using steroids if you see me again in my life get

shredded you know exactly what the fuck it is I'm saying it right now on the pod you all know exactly what the fuck it is we have to suffer through the attitude that's going to develop that's the only reason i don't do it is because of you because you guys could suffer from my attitude like i've never had a we suffer from his sialis use i don't know is that really a thing that's that sea rage sea rage is not real Sea rage? That's the sea rage, yeah. Sea rage is not real. Never, dude? No. Never at all.

Because I'm just thinking about fucking. Blue chip, thank you. Yeah. But that's because you're, oh, well, no, no, you're in a relationship. You've been for, how long again did you say? For time. For time. I don't know.

He's just disputed. Disputed territory. Undisputed. We know about that. It's a little disputed, yeah. We got an Israeli on the podcast. We know about disputed. You know, how about that? How about that fucking, the fucking is the uh tinder swindler guy oh he's right there

you guys watch this shit right you know about it yeah i've literally been joking show yet but i've obviously been hearing about yeah okay you saw at the end of you guys seen it this guy's free he's a free man and he's selling like business shit. I'm like, yo, I want to buy that. Yes. Yes. Because this guy, the whole time I'm watching this, I'm like, yo, if he just put his effort towards like building a real business. Yeah.

Because this is not easy what he was doing. Yeah. He just released something today. What was it? Yeah. No, it'll be on Inside Edition. I literally have been joking with Israeli and Jewish friends. I'm literally telling people that-

You're Israeli. I'm Moroccan with Israeli family. But yeah, I'm telling people that that dude is worse for israel than the palestinian conflict because people this is the thing they know jews right around the world through history and then they know like israeli government policy but israel has like a million of those fucking dudes and so now the secret's out. I'm like, assassinate, quick. Get him out of here. That guy was fucking impressive to me, though. There are so many more of those guys. What was so crazy about it?

I haven't seen it yet. I just know. He ran the game on tons of women, the same exact game. So what he was doing was he was getting money from this girl to pay for stuff for this girl and making it look like he had money, obviously. But he was running the same game. How the fuck was he getting all this money from them? Well, he sells the fact that he's a son to a big diamond family they think he's rich

but then so they're racist no they think he's rich they're believing it because he's this guy they're not feeling that bad for the women because they they were gullible and they wanted that life i'm just saying like when africans try to do with that email scam, nobody believes it. Right? I mean, some old... When Nigerians, oh, just give me $40,000 and then I'll give you $10 million. You've never gotten scammed?

No, I would never do that. But you've heard of them. No, but he slow cooks it. This guy is basically like paying attention to Nigerians. So he has the money. You see what I'm saying? He has the money and he finesses them a little bit. He's like borrow some money, pay them more money back, but he's So he has the money. You see what I'm saying? He has the money, and he finesses him a little bit. He's like, borrow some money, pay them more money back.

But he's using someone else's money. I just want to know how he started in the first place. How did he get the initial investment? That's what I want to know. Where did he go with that? Because he's making him feel like, oh, he's got money because he's taking me here, he's taking me there. And I'm getting my money paid back. Exactly.

And then he'll slowly be like, oh, this is happening. We need help. They're freezing my accounts. Can you help me with this now the women believe that they need to support him because he's got enemies that track his like amex movements and payments so they need so they're like hey will you get a your own amex card and then let me use it so i can like pick my hotels that i'm tracking and and all that and they believe him and he's saying i'm in love with you i'm in love with you in love with you then he does things where it's like he'll get them to get a bigger, a bigger maximum.

Hold on one second. I got to pee so fucking bad. Holy fuck. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. Fuck your story, by the way. Hold on. Do you know where it is?

Down the far? Down the hole that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, finish, finish, finish, finish, finish. No, so then he basically convinces them to get a higher max limit on their credit cards by like, he'll fake that they're an employee of his diamond company. And he'll just max out credit cards of these women to like take the other women out.

And it's just this like Ponzi scheme of love stories. And all the while they're like, shit, my cards are maxing, but he's going to give it back. He's given them like, hey, take this AP in the meantime. That he stole from another girl. No, this's a fake ap that like you can cash out just a whole pond he's moving money around he'll pay back a little to this girl while he's getting them to come and take out another loan i ran down the hallway okay i realized how fucking drunk i was oh good yeah just one little casamigos i don't drink like that man really yeah i don't drink never i mean i drink but not like a lot i mean it's just a little bit of casamigos bro

yeah but i don't really drink though okay well we'll get you nice and saucy where's yeah where'd it go oh no you have it over there no i have no that's sundays whatever sundays we're doing low sundays um okay so tinder swindler right yes um you would try to be him if you had another shot i mean dude i was a little impressed i'm not gonna lie i'm telling you like genuinely i mean aren't there like don't i mean girls do this kind of shit all the time loki that's that's the thing that i don't think people are talking about right like all the time this is like they're not all girls obviously they don't pay you back yeah they just it's just give me watches give me trips give me all this i mean it's crazy

it's like a norm it's a norm that's what i'm saying it's a norm like all of a sudden it's like and it's a documentary when it happens to girls but when it happens to guys it's just like that you you knew what you were getting into. But I guess it's not the same exact thing, right? It's not like... Well, we're okay. It's not like... Guys can't be victims. I mean, we can, dude.

We are. Yeah. We're in a lot of situations. Yeah, but we can't be. Kind of. Societally, nobody gives a fuck. Well, no, no. Of course not.

No, no. It's our fault. Yeah. Period. Oh, the guy got taken advantage of. Like, no, there's a fuck that guy. Exactly. But Al, what were you saying?

You said, hey. Go ahead. What the fuck were you saying? I mean, they're still giving up the pussy, so it's like, it's different. So the, oh. Our dicks aren't worth enough. Exactly. That's the real reason.

Pussy's worth the gifts. It's worth more. Dick ain't. Damn it. Yo. It's fucking true. We just found out. His dick ain't worth 10 million.

How much did he swindle from that girl? Way more. No, but not one girl. Tons of girls. Tons of girls. They're estimating 10 million from the show. It's $100,000 out of three girls. That's it?

$100,000? We have a whole... No, each girl $100,000 to $150,000. What girl doesn't have that? Dick is trash. Dick is trash. Dick is trash. $100,000 you could get from a girl.

If your dick is good, guaranteed. Guaranteed you get $100,000 if your dick is good. I think it's a good dick. 100%. You could get $100,000 if your dick is good. That's good schmeckle.

I like without the games, as I'm saying, just like over time. Meaning like Shorty will just give you the money, it's all good. Like that's fine. But how?

$100,000? Just like rich girls that got $100,000, you don't think they'll give you $100,000 of daddy's money? Yeah, but he's getting this from poor girls. They don't got no $100,000.

No, no. He was getting this from rich girls. No, no. All of them were rich. No, from normal. Just normal women. First of all, these girls are like 31, 32. So they're like, you know, they have a job.

They're working. They can get a higher limit on their MX and then take out like one girl took out like eight loans. Oh, shit. Nah, that's foul. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. You can take advantage of rich people, but not middle class. This is middle class. Nah, that's fucked. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. You can take advantage of rich people, but not middle class.

This is middle class. Nah, that's fucked up. This guy's a real piece of shit. Damn. If he was taking advantage of some spoiled rich chicks, it's really daddy's money. You didn't work

for that money anyway. Your daddy should have raised you better. This guy's fucked up then. Yeah, this guy's a piece of shit. I didn't really see that when I looked at it. This guy's a piece of garbage.

And he's getting women at the age where they want to lock it down. Oh, he's a scumbag. Big time. Oh, it actually makes it so much worse because their hearts are like, I'm ready for this. I need a kid. Nobody's chosen me.

It's like timing as well, like the clock and all that shit. So that's how the doc shows it. Like this, I believe in love, Beauty and the Beast story. Yeah, because he was like, I love you and I miss you, all this shit. One of the girls is all over Instagram writing, she's loving the fame more than anything oh wait a second what really oh one of the girls dude all of those three girls that are on the dock are already in the hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers what you mean I'm trying to do a 15 all that shit yeah let them win dog let them get money. Because they won't answer a DM.

What the fuck? Yeah, I was DMing them, trying to get them on the pod. Yo, real talk. We need one of those guys. No, I would love to get that guy on a podcast. I tried, too. He's answering the messages. I'm WhatsAppping him.

Has he been on a podcast yet? No, because he was waiting. You're actually talking to him? I've been messaging him. You've got to get that guy on the podcast. Call him right now. Call him right now. You've got to get that guy on the podcast.

How much did you send him? How much did you send him, though? No, I swear to God. This guy on the pod is the whole thing. Let's hear him answer. You've to get the guy in the pod. How much did you send him? I swear to God, this guy in the pod is going crazy. You got to get him on the pod. No, but he didn't do pods because he's waiting like inside edition. I guarantee you paid him a couple hundred grand. Yeah, let's see. We'll pay him too.

Yeah, we'll pay him. We don't swindle him. That'd be kind of fun. Oh, shit. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Answer.

This would be amazing if he answered this. Speaker, son. Dude, if he answered this, he's fucking lit. It's on speaker. Dude, let's pay for a cameo. 100%. Does he have cameo? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, he's on cameo. Yeah, that's the thing he signed up for. He's got to be running. Do it, Simon. I wonder how much money he's making right now. The vodka shop. Chaim Shelley. Chaim Shelley.

My enemies are after me. You have to watch it. He'm Shelley. My enemies are after me. You have to watch. He picks up. Fucking crazy. You're stupid. The funniest thing was at the end when they were like, when they were like, he got he's good because like he wasn't in jail for this shit. Like they had him convicted a few times.

But like at the end of this thing, they're like, he's a free man. But why? Sentenced to 15 months. He's not doing any crimes. Because they're giving him money. It's like they're passport fraud. They're just dumb enough to do it. So he's chilling. Wait a minute. He's becoming like an internet phenomenon. I thought that there was something out for his arrest. There was like a warrant

out for him. No, he got arrested for real fraud stuff. But because the women are literally giving him the money, it's like, what are you going to charge him with? Yeah, it's not illegal for you to give me money yeah just like just like like i said i mean the girls run the game on guys forever it's the same thing i need to be this guy's gonna be famous dude yo he is this is like catch me if you can remember like uh leonardo capri i want this we're like oh we need this guy in the podcast but if you watch it if you watch you'll see how basic and his actual approach is.

And you're like, it still works. You don't have to catch me. It's fucking insane, dude. Yeah. We need to be asking these girls for money, bro. Why are you hating?

Why are you hating? I didn't realize he was hating because I'm a little tipsy, but that was hate. That was so much hate. That was hate. He was literally like, I could get so much more money

from these desperate bitches. Yeah, I felt like he's got a million from each. Bro, if you actually dated girls who were over 18, you might be able to do it. You're like, oh shit 18 you might be able to yeah you might be able to bro that's the problem like these girls got so many fucking uh eggs left you date girls with too many eggs you gotta get closer to the end you're a hater no i'm not a hater no you're not i'd never be a hater you are okay uh

brad before you get out of here we have to have a strength competition all right let's do it i'm ready yeah speaking of eggs we have to have a strength competition. All right, let's do it. I'm ready. Yeah, speaking of eggs, we are going to have a strength competition, me or you. All right, let's do it. Do you think that you can crush an egg top to bottom? Oh, fuck. I've done this before. Have you crushed it?

Like finger or like? Finger top to bottom. Yeah, I think you can go full hand even. Nah, full hand's easy. hand even no full hands easy i'll crush an egg isn't it wasn't what wasn't it's top to bottom is the one where can you do a full hand yes i can crush an egg full hand can you all right get the eggs dive easier try it first i was wondering why the fucking eggs was in here we're gonna have a strength competition.

Get a paper towel. Yeah, can we get like a something, a napkin of some sort? He thinks you are weak as fuck. You don't think I can crack an egg with one hand? These are organic too, they're nice. So that makes it easier. No, try it top to bottom. Okay, top to bottom is where it's going to be hard but we have to do it over something i can do this shit hold on maybe we should pop the bottom yeah well alex's

hands are unbelievably strong it's crazy okay that's the only place i might be able to take it where where you think you can take him cracking an egg just hand strength hold on hold on al get over here let's do it oh it's light work. Okay, but then we're just... No, no, no. Not like that. One finger, one finger. That's insane. There's no way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Should we clear some shit? No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is he... What are you doing? Say shit! Say shit! What do you mean? Hold on. Is that it? Listen, I don't give a fuck I'm gonna win, dawg Hold on, hold on, wear those paper towels Let me put them over this part of the table This is my stronger hand, fuck

Wait, which one is it? Your left or your right? I don't know, I'm just gonna run it Okay, hold on, hold on one second Okay, ready? I'll go over the table, so we all go over the table Wait, let's make this even here This is one finger, thumb, pointer finger That's it we all go over the table. Okay. So, wait. Let's make this even here. This is one finger. Thumb, pointer finger.

That's it. Don't use the other fingers. Okay. And then we have to crush. Ready? Yeah. One, two, three, go. Oh.

Damn, son. How'd you do it? Hold on. You're going to break it all over me. I believe you. His hand straight is crazy. I told you, son. Let's go. How'd you do that? And y'all were making fun of me. Y'all were it all over me. I believe you Crazy I told you

And y'all are making fun of me y'all making fun of me Make sure we have it on Every listen on this podcast he would adjust the mic stand every single time because I wasn't strong a retard but We've said Al came out recently saying that he was partially autistic and which we confuse as being retarded but that was definitely retard strength

right there. Hold on. I mean, that's insane. Dude, it's all over my pants. Yeah. I've never tried this, right? This way I guarantee I could break it. Can you do it whole hand? Don't do that.

Don't put it on the table. You can't break it all! I could, but I don't want it to go everywhere. Oh, you're freaking out! Yo! That's just dumb art, son. I don't know if I can break a whole head. You can't do a whole head.

Hold on. You go, Bradley. Bradley, you go. I don't think Bradley can do it. This is so funny. I don't think Bradley can do it. Yo. Bro.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't break a whole head. You were so dumb. I always wondered how chickens could sit on it and it didn't break. I always my whole life wondered. I was like, why don't they break? But this shit is mad hard to break.

You must have got the broken one. Did you break it? Yo, he. You pre-broke it. Yo, he's stuck in the hole. I was like, why don't they break? But this shit is mad hard to break. You must have got the broken one. Did you pre-break it? Yo, he... You pre-broke it. Yo, he stuck in the hole. I'll be honest. I told him to stick one so that I could do it and you would look bad. You must have got the one they stuck.

No, I didn't. Wow. Did you stick one? You swear to God in your life? I swear to God. This guy's got good strength. I wanted me to look good and you to look bad, but both of us got nutted on this. Can you do it one hand or the other?

Dude, it's hilarious that your sweatshirt looks like a cracked egg because it's all over you oh that's easy yeah that's easy but i cheated you don't squeeze from the outside you put watch watch well yeah like this yeah yeah great that's easy that's easy yeah i did it in an easy way you guys are stronger than me man it's amazing no you got it, you got Brad you got to break that egg You gotta break you got to break that egg, but like not on me. I have to point it down Bradley Do you even lift bro? I mean, Bradley, huh?

Oh shit! Oh shit! That's all you had to say! All you had to say was Brad, do you even lift bro? Look how high it's up! It's a fucking layer! That's been an episode of Flare It 2! All you have to say is, Brad, do you even look, bro? Look at his in-like fucking hair. That's been an episode of Flaring 2. Okay?

Bradley Martin, everybody, make sure you check him out. He has three YouTube pages. You just type in Bradley Martin, you'll see him. Anything else? Yes, talk to us. Naming the Raw Talk, my podcast. Yo, Raw Talk. I'll be on Raw Talk next time I'm in LA.

Yes, sir. 100%. But check out Raw Talk podcast. He has very funny podcasts. Yeah, there's an episode I was on. Next time I'm in LA. Yes, sir. 100%. But check out Raw Talk Podcast. He has very funny podcasts. Yeah. There's an episode I was on. You're a wild boy.

You had some... How'd he get that? Sugar Sean's episode was on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, shout out to Sugar Sean. So check out that episode and a bunch of others. Go check him out on YouTube. We're going to get cleaned the fuck up. Yeah.

Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for letting me. Love you, bro. Appreciate it. This was awesome. Hell yeah. Okay. Tell me y'all are getting too high.

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Now let's get back to the show. What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrant 2. It's your boy Sch schultz we've been inundated with dms about a down syndrome victoria's secret model we get it you want us to talk about it so we will begin right now yeah her name is sophia girow okay she's got super fat why'd you pronounce it like that that's how it's pronounced i didn't pronounce it with her accent you said in a weird a weird way. I said, I said, he now, he now, that's how it's supposed to be.

He now, what did you say? I said, I say, it could be GDAL. That's a Catalan name. I think that's a Catalan. Yeah,

but her family's for those. Those tits are from Catalan. I've seen those fucking tits before. There's a big old Catalonia tits. Those are the Puerto Rican tits right there. No, no, no. Al, that was some bongos, bro. you think that you got them in your family is that what you're

trying to say those tits look familiar to you that might be related to this big titty bitch now now i think now people are saying right now she's got a deal with l'oreal and which is a makeup company and then she's got an also a deal with victoria's secret and um i think uh she's lying okay no she's not lying you can't i don't think she has down syndrome oh okay because i'm looking at her and usually i mean you know what we've said in the past about how they're the cousins because they all have similar features yeah i i don't I don't see any similar features. I mean, I haven't seen tits like this on a down syndrome ever. Right. Like have you, I think, I think her neck went into her tits. They might've just massaged that down or something. There's levels to it, right? I mean, if you, if you click on the spectrum, if you click on the bottom right picture,

it's possible that it might be a little bit more. It's a little bit more believable. Can we find one where she's thinking out her tongue? Then Alex, Alex, that's pornographic. Now you're being pornographic. Oh, now I'm being pornographic right now. Hold on. We can't even talk.

I know. But she's she's beautiful. Very beautiful. It's a heartwarming story. It is a very heartwarming story. She's shredded. And she's got's beautiful very beautiful it's a heartwarming story it is a very heartwarming story she's shredded and she's got super fat heavy tits it's crazy like but do you believe that she actually is suffering from down syndrome i don't think she's suffering i don't not at all this doesn't look like anyone's suffering yeah she's like she's having a great

time she's on the beach she's on the beach well puerto rico is mostly beach that's a good point 100 no i don't think she's i don't think she's faking having down syndrome what do you think happened when they ran out of electricity in puerto rico what do you think happened no they did not put her on a wheel to power the city jesus mark that is fucking crazy that's what you were implying i was not implying that at all she's absolutely shredded and she's you know maybe she would but i wouldn't do it. So why did you bring up the power? I didn't bring that up.

I didn't say anything about fucking hamster wheels. You just said the power. I said the power's out. How did she react? Did she react poorly to it? Was she excited? She's probably sad. The whole area was devastated by the hurricane.

By the hurricane. That's true. Al? So she's probably sad. When you were calling your family down there to make sure that they were okay. How did you call them? There's no electricity, stupid. Cell phones don't run on electricity.

They run on battery, you fucking numbskulls. Nah, but the fucking towers need to be up. No. Yeah. We don't give them towers. What? They don't have towers out there, okay? They got G.

They got 3G. They got 4 or 5G, okay? Fuck, you might be right about that one. God damn it. What about satellites? They got satellite phones? Yeah. What are you talking about? Don't it. What about satellites? You think of satellite phones? Yeah. What are you talking about?

Don't we have internet from satellites? Starlink. Elon Musk. Yeah, Elon Musk got Starlink. You think Puerto Ricans got Starlink, bro? Of course, dude. 100%. Put down that picture right now.

Take that picture down right now. Wait, what? You can't focus? It's not that I can't focus. It is just crazy that they would go with that one i need to see the tongue you need to see what the tongue if she sticks out her tongue then we know it confirms it i mean she first of all she's 25 years old i think that that's very important that that we acknowledge her 22 she's in her 25 yeah 25 she's in 25 yeah and uh say again physically

she's physically 25 yeah that is another thing that we should talk about if people with down syndrome or are mentally um retarded okay you can't say that word anymore yeah she's good mentally retarded mentally retarded they suffer from mental retardation i'm not calling them retard as a pejorative i'm'm literally saying they're slow down. They're younger than they are. Slow down. Right? If that is the case, if they're younger, right? If their brains don't become

18 years old, if her brain is still like 13, is it wrong to put her in like a lingerie campaign? You're basically putting a 12-year-old in a lingerie campaign. Victoria's Secret, owned by Les Wexner.

Oh. Did he find a way to take advantage? And where is she from? An island. An island! She's a... Oh my God, he found a way around the system. Technically, she's a teenager up here. He got a teenager up here, and he's sexualizing them.

Les Wexner. The owner of Victoria's Secret, allegedly. The other Victoria girl. That we had to put allegedly every single time on the Netflix special. That they made us put allegedly on the screen, even though he definitely paid Epstein to fuck girls.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Unbelievable, right? Epstein has one client. The guy who's paying him to fuck the girls. Do you remember going off on the lawyers? I was upset about that.

Why are you protecting this pedophile? He was like, what? But I'm really going, we have such good jokes about him. Don't want us to have to rewrite these jokes. She's hot.

She's a beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl. I don't know why so many people were DMing us that we have to talk about her. Whoa, dude. That was a good one. New York Post

went with a good one. Yeah. She's built great. 22 years old. Dream come true is what she said. What is? She said it was a dream come true to become a Victoria's Secret model. She always wanted to be a Victoria's Secret model?

Yeah, I think that's what she said. Really? Yeah, she said it was like one of her dreams in life that finally came true. Cousins can dream? They do dream. Oh, okay. But I thought it's usually about like fucking ball kit. Oh, God.

Who is the retard? That is a good discussion. We think that this girl is, that sounds so rude to call her like dumber, but like less intelligent than us. I guess statistically people with Down syndrome have like an 80 iq okay so they say due to that iq range they are operating on like a mental level that's lower than their actual age right is what people suggest but she speaks two languages i only speak one you speak one i speak one and a half you speak one and a half we know miles only speaks one

okay american dove speaks multiple. Yeah. I kind of speak one and a half now. I used to speak two. Now we're about one and a half. Full two. You're aggressive. 1.75.

Okay. This girl is objectively smarter than us when it comes to languages. Can we claim Down syndrome? Can we claim? I'm being serious now if we lived in Europe where everybody speaks five languages are we retarded

can we call ourselves retarded can we identify as retarded but then it's a pejorative if you're meaning it as a pejorative then yeah I mean it as a description of our mental ability I don't know everybody speaks five languages out there and we're just English all day every day you don't think they're looking at languages out there, and we're just English all day, every day. You don't think they're looking at us like we're a little fucking thick neck?

You don't think we're walking around like that? Maybe, yeah. A little thick neck? They might be thinking it. I think they are. But I don't think that makes you clinically have Down syndrome, though. What is science? What's the climate, dude? What is the climate, dude?

Like, what is science? Nothing matters anymore. Yeah. We can identify however we want. Yes. If five languages is the norm in Europe, I'm a fucking European retard. Okay? So are you, Al.

No, you're an American genius, but a European retard. I'm an American genius. I speak 1.75 languages. Exactly. I'm a Rhodes Scholar. I'm a fucking Rhodes Scholar, dude. Yeah, how do you spell Rhodes? R. And then? G fucking Rhodes Scholar, dude. How do you spell Rhodes? R.

And then? Gets tricky over here, dude. I think there's an H. Okay, so what is happening in Russia and the Ukraine? Seems like they're still just at a standoff. Putin said that he was going to make an announcement today. So it could be happening. Today is Monday.

We're recording this. It could be happening while we're doing a podcast. So, Dov, you need to stay on that it's looking like he is going to and they use specific language so i have to i have to get this right here he's going to um not annex it was anthrax not anthrax oh fuck not exonerate thorax not thorax no there's a specific word that they used that was brilliant because it doesn't look like he's like taking these territories there's two territories right that are in the ukraine that look like they want to be part of russia and i think there's been war in this region since like 2014 right and he's going to um it was like re-accept there's a word i'm forgetting like what is it repatriate no repatriate it's it's some word like this like we're not going in there

yeah and taking them we're just gonna borrow it we're gonna allow them to be part of us as they wish yeah and that they were supposed to be they already were part of us so we're just taking back we're just taking it back yeah we're just taking it back it's quite interesting what's going on um because ukraine you would think since they are i guess one of our allies right that we should go there and support if a piece of the ukraine wants to separate we should still go and support and keep it especially given our history. I mean, America, we've had a history where pieces of America don't want to be part of America anymore. We fought whole wars to keep them.

That's true. So we could probably understand if Ukraine wants to fight a war to keep them as well. And if they are our ally, we would have to support them. So now Russia is probably making a decision right now. Russia is going, let me see if everybody else is going to step in if we do repatriate these territories okay think about they already repatriated crimea and they repatriated not because the people want it because they needed access to plexi miles we were trying jeez we're trying not to be fucking racial in this podcast was there another way that you could for a sea of color perhaps african-american sea the african-american sea joe rogan's favorite sea is there is there another way that you could refer to it for the rest of the podcast please miles

yeah okay so obviously they wanted access to the black sea yeah. Now they look like they're taking a little bit more. And if we don't stop them right here or someone doesn't stop them here, why wouldn't they just keep on taking more pieces? And why wouldn't they keep sowing dissent in those regions? I'm sure that they're spending millions and millions of ruples or whatever they have. Ruples? Yeah. Ruples or whatever their money is.

I'm sure they're spending millions of it to uh organize these separatist groups within those countries so that they want to separate i mean it only benefits them and they could keep on shaving off piece after piece after piece eventually it's going to be more and they're only going to be more emboldened if we don't do shit about it but technically we don't have to do shit they're not in nato they're one of our allies but they're not in nato so what are the rules with that like if you're part of nato then like if somebody attacks you they attack all of us so if you're banging the set we got your back exactly if you're affiliated yeah it's like like we could talk we could do business we might give you some guns and shit like that but handle

your own business yeah you gotta handle you with the and shit like that. Handle your own business. Yeah, you got to handle it. You either in or out. Yeah. So maybe that's on Ukraine. It's like, the fuck you waiting for? Yeah. You waiting for Russia to invade you to become part of NATO? Where was this energy two years ago?

They're acting too casual. They're acting like that shit is not going to happen. They're like, Russia's not going to do that. They kind of calling Russia pussy. They are. They really are. Yo, it's like. And I'll be honest.

I was in the Ukraine when Russia was taking Crimea. We were there. We took a trip. And you did nothing? I didn't. Come on, man. You just sat by allies, bro. Neutrality, bro. Yeah.

We did play the piano drunk at 6 a.m. in the Maidan. We did that. In the little square. We did that. In solidarity. In solidarity? What song did you play? The anthem.

The anthem. The Ukrainian national anthem. Yeah. I thought it was a Russian one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We supported Ukraine. We supported their businesses, right? I believe you were paying for pussy.

No, that was me. That was you? That was me. That was me. I paid for pussy. Okay. And all my you were paying for pussy. No, that was me. That was me. I paid for pussy. And all my friends also paid for pussy. That's how you knew what rubles were. And I knew that you had to go to five different ATMs in the middle of the night to get enough ruples so you could pay for pussy. Yes. I tinder a girl

and then went to a fake Zuma sushi restaurant. You raped a girl. That's also true. You could word it however you want to word it, but that also did happen. That is true. Went to Zuma sushi or whatever, the other way that we,

the way we all understood it. So jealous. So we helped their economy. We definitely helped their economy. And I think that that was very important for us because they needed money at that time. They're fighting a war. So we were going to nightclubs.

We were doing a lot of stuff out there. That being said, they were partying like it was 1999. Like the end of the world? 99. They literally, yeah, they were partying like it was the end of the world. Maybe that's why the partying was happening. People always point that out. They're like, man, look at Ukraine.

Nothing's going on. They're all just hanging out. The busker's in the street. I'm like, yeah, it's Ukraine. Nothing's going on. They're all just hanging out. The busker's in the street. I'm like, yeah, it's the last day of life ever. That's a great-ass point. That's probably why. If you knew this was your last day being Ukrainian, let her rip, baby.

Yeah. You're about to be miserable in Russian. Right? You're about to be miserable in Russian in one more day. I'm curious about that. Significantly. Why? Remember when we went to Russia?

Yeah, I do remember that. You remember that? Uh-huh. And do you know how that felt? Yeah. But that was because we were in Russia. But if I was living in Florida and Russia took over Florida and I was Russian, but I was still at the beach, I'd be like, all right. Are you sure?

No. Have you seen them Russian girls that are in Florida? Yeah, it's great. Pretty Russian, though. What do you mean? I mean, they're not happy and telling jokes all the time. You know what in Florida? Yeah, it's great. Pretty Russian, though. What do you mean? I mean, they're not like happy and like telling jokes all the time. You know what I mean? They don't speak English.

What does that have to do with happiness, Mark? Why would they tell jokes? Mark, can you express happiness in other languages? Why would they tell jokes? Why not? Maybe they're telling jokes in Russian. Maybe they're not that funny. Whoa, dude.

What's the funniest Russian joke you ever heard? How do you get three Russians into the into uh the ukraine huh how uh pay for them by going to five different atms and in the middle of the night in kiev and then you have sex with one of them and then you fake orgasm the second time because you feel bad you yeah i faked a nut with a hooker why well i fucked her once and then i couldn't run it back but but all my boys were running it back, so I felt guilty. And I felt guilty and I felt like this girl was going to feel unwanted. So I felt my hooker was going to feel unwanted. So I took her to the room.

I got a semi-chub. I wrapped that fucking condom on it. Pound, pound, pound. Yeah. How'd you fake nut? I looked like Sophia Gerrard. I fake nut. Oh, Dios mio.

Yeah, I really. I hit an idea's meal. But it was for her, dude. I didn't want her to lose self-esteem. Oh. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second because some of y'all are dozing off while you're playing video games. And you're really throwing away your future, okay?

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dude was a fucking bear market bro it's total bear market dude her self-esteem is a total bear market what do you mean her self-esteem that That's honorable of you, bro. That's a thing. Like, because she can hear all her friends just getting torn to pieces in these other rooms. Right? Right? You remember it, though, right? Yeah, I remember one of your buddies. One of the guys had the hugest dick. He had a huge dick with a curve on it, dude.

From the horse's mouth? Dude, from the horse's mouth. Dude, the guy's dick was massive. So he was just breaking this girl down in another room. And my girl's... I just would walk around the place, which I would do probably. Absolutely. If you're built like that, you would do that.

It was crazy, dude. It looked like kielbasa. I mean, honestly, dude, we were in Ukraine. Why didn't you? I was on a date at Fake Zuma. No, he wasn't. And then they went to brunch the next morning. No, he wasn't.

So you also paid for it, but just in a different way. Obviously. Yeah. He transacts differently. He transacts differently. He transacts differently. He knew what he was paying for. We were more direct. That's what it was.

But the point is, is this girl felt incredibly insecure because she heard all of her hooker friends getting smashed at smithereens in these other rooms. And she wasn't. And she was sitting on the couch. And me and her were trying to interact and i didn't have anything to go with she didn't speak english right this is a language she doesn't understand what do you mean what does that have to do with having pleasure and having fun what

i'm saying is that by european standards she was a retarded person yeah by european standards staring at one another okay we're just moving our fingers and stuff, smiling awkwardly. And I said, I got to do something before this woman's self-esteem completely plummets. The first time the retard tongue is accurate. Like, you need it in that situation. She needed it. Yeah. I needed it.

Yeah. So I took her to the other room. I got my dick half hard. You don't think that hurts her self-esteem more? That it was half hard? Yeah. No, it doesn't. She saw that pretty circumcised cock. She did. You don't think that hurts her self-esteem more? That it was half hard? Yeah. No, it doesn't. Why?

She saw that pretty circumcised cock. She did. She saw that pretty circumcised cock, dude. What do you mean? How is it pretty circumcised? It was pretty circumcised, not 100% circumcised. My parents left a little bit more on. Why?

Because I'm from New York, dude. It's 30 degrees in the winter. You know what I mean? I can't be like that Finnish skier, dude. Having his dick freeze in the middle of a race. Dude, you saw that? Yeah, I saw that, dude. I related to that.

Wait, why? Because sometimes when I don't tuck my head in in the winter, my shit gets cold and it almost gets frostbitten. When I don't push my fucking head in. Wait, into your body? I push my head into my foreskin in the winter. Yeah, obviously. Long John Silver, they call it.

But not a full foreskin, though. No, I have semi-full foreskin. Okay. I have 20% less foreskin. Semicision. Ukraine's circumcision rate is 2.3%. 2.3%. But she hasn't seen one of those in a while.

She saw my shit, dude, and her eyes lit up, bro. Her eyes lit up, dude. Why did you research that just now? He just found out how many Jews are in fucking Ukraine. Exactly. That's all he did. Yeah, low-key, out how many Jews are in fucking Ukraine. Exactly. That's all he did. Yeah, Loki, we saw a black Jew in the Ukraine. Really?

Hasidic. Unbelievable. Wait, really? Unbelievable. Those curls must have been tight. How does that even work? I don't even understand. Is this a dread?

They just let it curl up. But yeah, so I did that. And I think that, you know, obviously you have to be a great ambassador for your country when you travel. And that was the best that I could do. So how do we take that story and tie it back into this war that's impending? Because that's what the people want to hear about. They don't want to hear about how I saved a hooker's self-esteem. And well, maybe you stopped the war because technically when they annexed Crimea or re-accepted crimea into their sovereign state there was no bloodshed

really was there bloodshed was there bloodshed why don't you read a goddamn article play on them they'll talk the articles to you i don't speak russian you can get it in english dude okay did they was there bloodshed when you were there no there was no bloodshot okay good okay so you stopped it in a way tears i'm not talking about the prostitute there were tears she cried me a river you might have stopped it by being there i think i might have dude because word word got around town word got around town uh for what i did for her it really did like people were looking at me different the next day yeah because they knew you was fake nothing they knew i fake nutted and i tied the condom anyway even though i fake nutted wow to try to further convince her you should put

the hot sauce say what you should have put the hot sauce i should have i should have filled it with something yeah i should have filled with something she tried to take it home she did she cannot cannot give it i said for what she's like you like to take it for souvenir i like to take it for souvenir she tied it to a stick threw it over her shoulder it was a mice and men dude that's sweet. It was of mice and men, dude. It was of mice and men, dude. So you might have to go back to the Ukraine in order to stop this war. I think that's what you have to do.

Say the word. I think that we should take a flagrant trip to the Ukraine to put a stop to all this madness. And I think that we could actually do something about it. We need to talk to them. And if they don't want to talk, we can take it from them. It's not like their president isn't a comedian zielinski their their president is actually a

comedian yeah so does he have any clips nope he's got no clips on that nope not successful he don't got no maybe he'll believe that you could be the answer like to really communicate with i think we need to do this i think we need to do this has he tried subtitling any clips at all i told you he's not a successful comedian okay okay the guy does like netflix specials and shit like loser stuff you know what i mean he's probably on comedy central out there okay but you have to understand they're behind the times he doesn't understand how to become a successful international superstar okay toronto we'll see you soon okay that's the international yeah yeah international you see what i just said we're going overseas we're going over lakes yeah we'll see you there soon but can we get back to this do you guys any any points to make or

yes just go make a fucking point thank god i've read an article okay go what'd you read it what did it say i'm gonna enlist enlist in Enlist in which army? Fuck, I should have Googled that. I don't know which army. I did enlist already, but I don't know which army. What a useless fucking soldier Mark would be. Why? Just overthinking everything. Are you sure I should shoot him?

Well, I don't know. The wind might push the bullet two degrees to the left. I'm going to just shoot the babies. Just drop the fucking drone strike on the family, Mark. Stop thinking so much. What would Obama do? That's what you need to think.

Press the button. Oh, is that why all the Russian brides go over here? Why? Because they can't get bombed in America. We don't bomb Russians, dude. We bomb brides, though. We do bomb brides. Yeah. We do bomb brides. Yeah.

We do bomb brides. We do bomb brides. He's right. We're known for it. And I feel like if you're a bride and you're like, oh, I don't want to risk it. Why would I chance it? I might as well just get married. Also, why are they getting married all public?

Like, you know how we do. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, when we had COVID was going crazy, we shut down gatherings. Right? Because they were risky. A lot going crazy, we shut down gatherings. Right? Because they were risky. A lot of our weddings got shut down because of COVID. Because you're like, yo, someone could die by coming to this wedding. Why are they still out there having weddings when they know we're drone striking?

You're saying zoom it in. Yo, have a Zoom wedding. Or something else. Just go have some fucking pita and hummus and then get married, but nobody knows. And then wait till the reception. Well, maybe they had a deposit. Say again? They might have had a deposit.

A deposit on a patch of sand, Mark? Oh, my gosh. Mark, do you think you need to put a pot to pot? Do you think you need to put a topanga? Do you think you need to put a deposit? Yeah, probably. Just on a dune, Mark? They're not in a dune. They have a venue.

They're picking a dune. They got some lit caves out there, though. Do they? They got married in a mosque, probably. Mark, you don't know that for a fact. I saw it in an article. You did not read an article. I read an article

that said they pick a patch of sand and then they put up the Bedouin stuff, and then that's where they get married. Okay. Okay? All right. That's it. That's the wedding. There's no fucking Hilton.

Okay? There's no Hilton they're renting out to have the wedding that's getting bombs with a drone strike. Okay. These weddings are often outdoors. I don't know if that's getting bombs with a drone strike. These weddings are often outdoors. I don't know if that's true. Maybe it's true. I don't know. I haven't seen any articles. The guy reads nothing.

I'm telling him what I've read. I'm not telling you my personal opinion. My personal opinion is crazy. This is what I've read. I'm trying to explain to you what I've read here and that's where they have the weddings okay okay all right so are you gonna enlist or no i'm not i'm not but i will support ukraine how through war

i'll go to war with them wait no not with them i wouldn't support them i'll go to war with them. Wait, no, not with them. I wouldn't support them. I'll go to war with them, alongside them. Oh, okay. And we'll fight Russia. Oh. Now, what if, let me just throw a hypothetical out here. What if America is trying to bait Russia into invading Ukraine? Oh. Why?

So we can put crazy sanctions on them. And then take away Europe's oil and gas reliance on russia and transfer that to the middle east saudi arabia aramco whatever it is is that your opinion or is this an article that i did not read at all okay that is completely my opinion but i'm just saying what if they're trying to bait them in once they invade right invade and take away these uh what are they called again disputed territories what are they called um the territories they're already are kind of trying to leave there's a word that they've been looking for there's two of them i've never heard of them there's two territories they're in there's two cities or whatever that

are in the ukraine that are trying to repatriate yeah separatists so yeah so if they invade and they like repatriate those separatist areas we can go that's it russia is invading the west they're declaring war on the west we can't support their economy at all sanctions hey we're gonna uh remove oil reliance for europe on Russia, because right now Europe is incredibly reliant on Russia for oil. And we're maybe going to start, I don't know, creating some pipelines from the Middle East to Europe, or we send it in them ships. But we create that reliance on Saudi Arabia. And who would want that more than Saudi Arabia? That's a big boy move right there, no? So if it's not America doing it, it might be Saudi Arabia doing it. Or us doing their bidding. Or we're all in this together because how does saudi arabia sell their oil

and what u.s dollars baby so that just helps our potentially failing dollar we need something to boost up a dollar hey bait russia into war putin wants to look like a big old alpha once he says he might do it he can't go retract on tv he's gonna look like a pussy the part that seems weird to me is that biden keeps on leaking like information and like intelligence about russia about them doing what though right every day it looks like they're gonna do it's gonna come in it looks like it's gonna invade putin's going whatever so now if he go go on this point i think we're gonna say the same thing putin actually came out with something or like the kremlin came out with something saying like if you continue to exaggerate and claim that we're gonna invade invade it's going to be like uh unfortunate circumstance

or something like that like something cryptic yeah basically he said like stop saying that we're going to invade and like putting out this information because he doesn't want to look pussy so if we say he's going to invade now all his people are going oh shit we invading and then he has to publicly address that he's not going to saying you're not going to do something looks pussy just not doing it looks normal so do they have troops at the border though i believe that they have had troops at the border for years now i don't think that they have a battle battalion there a battle ready battalion or something this is something i read and uh so and i think that that came from ukrainian sources

so they've had troops over here because there's been issues in this part of the country forever i think since back in 2014 especially with these two sections that have these like separatist uprisings that are being propped up by russia of course right right so of course they're gonna have troops there but i don't know if it's like it's time to bang right so maybe that's why ukraine's not tripping but low-key america is maybe like yo get them in there we need the distraction we'll rip europe out of russia in terms of oil dependence give that shit over to saudi arabia or these other middle east countries that we uh can kind of control right because we're partners with in this whole deal maybe boost up the dollar a little bit. Maybe just do some favor

for our friends over there. That's interesting. And we just use Ukraine essentially as like a tool in this whole thing. Because we don't really care what happens to Ukraine. They don't care about Ukrainian self-esteem. I don't think they care about

Ukrainian self-esteem, not like we do. Not like I did when I was there because I appreciate the Ukrainian people. And I would do absolutely anything for them. Even fake bus a nut with a hooker. They had white areolas. Very patriotic. She had white, bleached white areolas like church wafers. Is that common?

Do they bleach them? I think she bleached them. That's the only reason I paid for pussy. Also that and I wanted to cum in someone. Okay. Yeah. But I did cum in somebody the night before in the nightclub in the club in the club i had sex with a girl in the club you paid for it nope white area probably was a hooker yeah but your boy's nice on the house

i'm sexy dude when i'm kissing sexy and like breathing heavy and like grabbing dude. Yeah, so you don't in dash Yo 100% Bro damn yeah, you didn't know her nothing nothing I looted. I was looting, bro. Damn. So you didn't Venmo her or nothing? Nothing. She didn't hit you up? No. One leg was shorter than the other.

I remember her chasing me down the end of the club. And hobbling after me. She looked like Terry Shiva. Terry Cruz. What's the guy's name? Terry Fox. He's a hero man Yeah I got so many people

Upset at me He's a He's a Canadian hero And we're going to Fucking Canada Yeah He's a hero Jesus Christ

What about Terry Shivo She's also a hero She was a hero Yeah What did she do I mean She's still a hero I guess in the proverbial sense

Why Because she fought for her life And Ultimately lost But she's still a hero, I guess, in the proverbial sense. Why? Because she fought for her life. And? Ultimately lost, but she put up a good fight. Twice! What do you mean twice? Didn't they pull the plug? Yeah.

So, that would be two. Okay, yeah, exactly. But she's a hero. Of all the Terrys, she's one of my favorites. Wait, what? Really? Yeah. Favorite Terry?

Probably. What's up with the Terrys, he's one of my favorites. Wait, what? Really? Yeah. Favorite Terry? Probably. What's up with the Terry? Hey, fuck with you, Terry. Hey, fuck with you, Terry. Yeah, that Terry's cool. How you doing? Yeah, I like that Terry. Love that video, bro.

Yeah, Terry Shivo, Terry Cruz. We need that kid at the Toronto show. Terry Shivo? No. Oh. The little kid that did that. Oh, yeah. He's like a toronto legend

is a canadian yeah i didn't know that yeah fuck wichita i think i'm not exactly sure anyway um shall we move on epstein's still in the noose yeah we're not tired yet yeah we're kind of tired we are kind of because it's not really in the news yeah that's the part that bugs me yeah is that like it's making headlines on like some newspapers but like nobody really cares i don't hear anyone talking about it so this guy jean-luc brunel was one of epstein's pimps so he was a french model agent that he would supply girls to epstein and like notorious creep rapist scumbag like he had like rape charges in the 80s when like you were allowed to do it when yeah yeah like it was that bad bro like rape charges in the 80s when like you were allowed to do it when

yeah yeah like it was that bad bro if you raped in the 80s bro that's egregious yeah i've seen madman like what's that show madman you haven't seen it mark you acted like you saw it but you read the wikipedia page no i didn't and you just made up a title for it and i had them read it to me no i did that was cute no that was cute. No, I didn't. That was cute. And depending where this section goes in the episode, it might be funny or it might be completely confusing.

But then they'll understand later it'll pay off. Yes, they will. Yes, they will. Okay. No, I did see that and back in the day you could just do whatever.

Whatever you wanted. Office politics was very strange. Yes, it was. And he was getting caught up then so that's how you know he was a monster. So if you were raping back then, then it was 100% confirmed raping.

Yeah. Okay. And you were just taking it too far. Is that what you're trying to say? It seems like what you're trying to say is like you were allowed to rape, so he went like above and beyond with his rape. I guess any raping is wrong,

but at the time, people looked at it different. Did they? You guess. I mean, I wasn't there. You weren't there. But do you need to be there to know if a rape is a rape mark yeah i know that rape is a rape okay i'm just making sure because

it seems like you're a little bit uncertain right now as you describe this yeah no why are you on the fence dude what do you mean the fence i think you should put your foot down dude okay fine rape is bad good no bad bad bad yes oh that was good you almost flipped it on me right I was saying you were good for believing that, but then you made it look like I was saying rape is good. Well, you just said good. I did say it, and I pointed my finger. Stop saying rape is good, bro. You guys need to chill out, dude.

You gotta chill. We're caught in a triangle. Well, everybody's in a triangle right now, and we need to chill the fuck out. Dude. He's on. Everybody, don't. Don't do it don't rape is bad okay he's a piece of shit piece of shit he was actually in jail this time for raping a minor yeah and you know what's really funny is rape of a minor above 15 is a the name of the charge in France and it's just like can it just be

rape in a minor France why do we have to distinct like but their age of consent is much lower Oh so like 15 might be legal because they're so fucking disgusting over there so it's like that is allowed they're like yeah the age of consent is there she's still a minor, I guess. But you can't rape her anyway. But shouldn't they look at this law and be like, oh, maybe we should adjust some things? Yeah. I mean, when you're the attorney being like, well, how old was she?

That's probably when you should ask yourself. Well, she wasn't a minor. If you even have to say that about a 15 15 year old yeah i think that's a little bit of a problem yeah okay so we have to work on the french judicial system yeah people we gotta we gotta invade france all of a sudden now you ain't speaking french oh yeah now you're speaking english all of a sudden rapist what do i do bro just because you speak french doesn't make you a rapist it does too yeah it does no it doesn't make you a rapist. It does too. Come on, bro.

Try speaking it. What? Speak some French. See if it don't feel rapey a little bit. Whoa. Whoa. It just came out. It just came out. Nah, I was OD, bro.

Look how happy he is too. He was saying it. It was so fucking giddy. Cheeks all red, dude. What? Somebody's going to fake kill you in a fucking prison cell, bro. What do you mean fake kill me? They're going to fake kill you, bro. They're going to hang your ass, bro.

Yeah. Why? That's going to happen, bro. Why? Why would I be in a prison cell? Well, anyway. Because you love it so goddamn much. Don't put this on me. You got to damn that's why you gotta chill out

can we move on? I don't believe, Jesus Christ he's getting horny dude I see his fucking pants rising this is different dude no no no Miles can you make sure we start the episode with this okay this is serious so he's in the prison yes okay he's in the prison yeah

hangs himself allegedly allegedly they don't have the cameras on again they happen to be off happen to be off this is like his third suicide attempt and he was supposed to be in a cell that doesn't have like that has rounded corners okay it has like terriblesheets and shit. And for some reason, he still had a bedsheet that you could hang yourself with. Now, so here's my question. Does this make Epstein doing it to himself more believable?

I'll throw it out there. And is maybe the deal that's been given to an Epstein and this John Luke guy and anybody else involved, is the deal essentially's been given to an epstein where it's based and this john luke guy and and anybody else involved is the deal essentially like look it's over it's done you're gonna go to jail for the rest of your life if you want to do something about that what we can do is just look the other way while you're in the cell alone and there happens to be these sheets you see what i'm saying so instead of

like someone went in there and like choked the shit out of him they basically said it's over guys but since you have so much incriminating evidence what we're gonna allow you to do is take your own life before you live the worst possible life ever in jail interesting crazy to say yeah i don't know yeah not crazy but then why not gizlene that's the thing maybe they offered her and she's like i ain't doing it and they're like okay bitch well you'll see you'll see apparently he was willing to work with prosecutors oh shit that was the other thing is that like he had made some type of like verbal commitment like met with prosecutors once and was like yeah i'll i'm down to cooperate allegedly it's from one of the an article that i made okay so here's another conversation does this happen so much that it just becomes normalized and then we basically live in russia where like life goes on in russia

like they play video games they go out to nightclubs. They party. They have like pool tournaments. They go bowling with their friends. They just have regular. And then they find out that somebody talked some shit about Putin and then he just dies randomly. And then they're just like, oh, yeah, kind of. That's what happens. Yeah.

But the reality is, is like talking about Putin isn't that important to many people's lives. Yeah. They're working at Domino's. They're doing delivery. They're like, I don't need to fight back against Putin. Yeah. Right. Like what I need to fight back against Putin.

What I need to do is just deliver these fucking pizzas so I can play pool with my boys on the weekend. I can watch the soccer game and do whatever the fuck I want. And I wonder if they just inundate us with all these conspiratorial deaths and suicides that we just start going, oh, that's just kind of how life is. These people were involved with the government. These people did this fucked up shit. And they get taken out when they do it and instead of us being angry every single time we just start going i guess you're not shouldn't get involved in that because that's the fate yeah i mean that's just what people are doing right like i've seen so many people that just like repost the story they're

just like well weird how this always happens yeah they make t-shirts yeah thinking that they're like fighting a good fight but no they're not they're actually the t-shirt normalizes what is the fight though what do you do yeah if you don't know who the bad guys are it's hard to and and if you don't have any reason to think that like like i don't know who's going into french like think about also like the global connectiveness you have to have in order to do this like epstein's killed where is he like brooklyn or something yep so like or no manhattan right yeah so like you have to be in conjunction with like us government, New York government, someone has to go in and kill him.

And then you also have to be in conjunction with like French officials, French government. This guy's in a different country in jail in Paris. Like, so it's like, I don't even know who that person is. It almost leads more credence to, like you were saying before,

Epstein killing himself and like Jean-Luc killing himself. Because the organization to pull this off would be ridiculous maybe it's possible maybe they're all connected through this like pedophilia web which like i've heard people float the idea before but yeah i don't know or maybe like you said they just let it happen it doesn't take that much organization to pull that off you just have to have some money and pay the right person yeah and and connection and like um pay a couple guards to look the other way and boom yeah but that's gonna come back to you that's the thing about the conspiracy shit that like the easiest way to discredit the conspiracy is how do you keep this secret yeah right it's with every single one

it's like okay if 9-11 was an inside job like who's keeping the secret because you need at least 10 people to organize this right minimum you need five people two people but this is maybe the secret's not kept though maybe like people some people come out and say it and then other people are like oh i'm not gonna put my name on it because if they're gonna kill someone for being in jail for like procuring women for epstein yeah if i blow the whistle on it and it implicates me the bigger person because the only people who know about it are people who are involved so you either have to stand on it and put your name out there then risk getting murked or risk getting called like a conspiracy theorist and like getting your whole career discredited or you leak it anonymously and then it's just another conspiracy so it's basically mutually assured

destruction you only bring people in that are responsible and and they basically don't want people to know that they took down the towers or were a part of this pedophile ring or whatever. Or you bring people in that are like complicit or compromising somewhat. Ah, OK. So it's like if you don't do this, we're going to tell everybody what you did do. Yeah. Like if you're going to be in our network where we talk about like procuring women for Epstein and flying chicks around the world, like you have to be compromising someone. You know, if you want to be president or if you want to be some sort of like political figure right uh do you do some fucked up shit on purpose

and cover it up to let the powers that be know that they can compromise you you just do it for like you do like you basically do some foul shit cover it up and then it's like a wink it's like yo this is what i did y'all don't even got to make me do it. I did it. You guys know. So you meet with someone and they're like, so you want to be president? You're like, hey, one step ahead of you, blackface.

Already kicked. I already did it. They're like, you didn't have to do that. And they're like, well, I already did. And they're like, you don't have to have it on right now. And they're like, all right, well, I'll take it off. Whatever. Dude.

What would be the thing that you do if you want to be president? How would you compromise yourself? How would I compromise myself? you do if you want to be present how would you compromise yourself how would i compromise myself yeah besides a trip to puerto rico in the near future yeah i guess besides that that would be compromising okay um no that's a great question i don't know i guess it's got to be bad right it's got to be bad, right? It's got to be like... Compromise worthy? Death? Maybe kill a guy. Yeah, that could be bad. Yeah, it'd probably be death. Yeah. Yeah.

Just a random person? No, like somebody that was like a bad business deal or something like that. Because I would rather that. Obviously, I'm not going to do anything to chicks. And then what else is there? Like, I don't want to do anything like racist or hateful. But like people can justify killing someone. Like, I feel like murder is one of the most justifiable things what about an embarrassing one like the

trump getting peed on type shit who's that embarrassing to why is that embarrassing why do you find that embarrassing i mean you know cold rush is it was refreshing after a freezing day walking around to get hot piss hot russian piss all over your body to warm you up. I wonder if he fake nutted on her. Oh, 100%. That's how New Yorkers do it, bro. That's the fact. You think he was actually giving a nut up?

Nah. Nah, there's no way. You can't give the nut up abroad, yo. That's too risky. That's too risky. That's too risky. You just gotta fake it every time? Oh, yeah. Y'all nut abroad?

I don't think I ever have, no. Nah, you never. I might have fucked up a couple times. You nutted abroad? I might have fucked up a couple times. Did Epstein do it? Yeah. He probably had a three.

I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist here. Yeah. Did the towers go down? Yeah. That's not a conspiracy. Are you sure? Yeah. Did the Holocaust happen?

We know that happened. That's not the conspiracy, dude. Conspiracy is did JFK's head get turned into jelly in Dallas? Wow. Did it? Yeah. No. Jam. Jam? I agree with you. Preservatives, I would say.

Yeah, it might be preserved. It was more preservatives. Or marmalade, perhaps. I think marmalade is actually more exact. And did his wife try to put it back together again? Like humpity dumpity. What's the difference between jelly and jam? Say what? What's the difference between jelly and jam say what what's the difference between jelly uh you can't jam someone's brain back together is that what you were throwing up yeah you. You can't jelly-sew its brain back together. Anyway, we understand that certain conspiracies are actually real. So there's a lot of people out here trying to say 9-11 didn't happen. It did.

Yes. They're trying to say that JFK didn't get his brain blown out. His didn't get his brain blown out. He did. I feel like I'm listening to a hard- He did get his brain blown out, guys. And I know that you guys are conspiracy theorists. What I'm trying to say is you're right okay his fucking head oh my god was wide open it was no no no no because you do a disrespect to him and his family then we should talk about it it's on president's day we do a disrespect to him and his family

to say that his head was not completely opened up. You gotta watch out. You got the JFK haircut, son. So you think it could be me next? And if it does happen to me, Al, don't let them lie. Speak truth to power. What I'm trying to say is people look at you, Mark, and they think that you're this

lunatic because you believe in conspiracies. We just named five conspiracies that actually happened okay the towers did go down yes regardless of what people say yes okay jfk's head did get turned into a cantaloupe right they did get turned into a cantaloupe seeing gallagher live in 1998 it was yeah literally i think there was a moment in the video where i looked to see if there was a giant um mallet in the hands of his wife oh my god right you often thought that too yeah and the people on the grass you know i had ponchos they also did they were like oh my god we're getting the

president and a gallagher show at the same time what luck yeah right they were like how lucky are we yes okay that also that's true ufos what about them we know for a fact we know for a fact that they need to upgrade the cameras on these planes that's the united states government that's just so annoying it is like cigar shaped plane ufo it's like bro it's 2020 get the video yo just get the take out your phone you know you got your phone yeah you're not on a mission you know you on instagram right you're not shooting nothing down right it's not top gun you got your phone you know you got your phone yeah you're not on a mission you know you on instagram right you're not shooting nothing down right it's not top gun you got your phone out there you're better too say that again describe it more like they're always just like oh it's cigar shaped but it's never like oh it has this license plate it's got these lights on it there's nothing there's

only just like the shape of it that is true why can't they see it better? One time they described it as a thing that filled... Fuck. What was that? Bro, welcome to the dunk contest, bro. I'm telling you. Damn, thing that filled Monica Lewinsky's pussy shaped was what I was going for, and I just only thought of Hillary Clinton. It's the only person I could think of.

That's another conspiracy. Wait, what? That Hillary Clinton doesn't exist? You're right about that. Wait, what? About Hillary Clinton. thought of hillary clinton it's the only person i could think of that's another conspiracy wait what the hillary clinton you're right about that wait what about hillary clinton having fatter tits than that down syndrome chick in puerto rico she's the first lady say what she's the first lady she should be the first lady what is that rock joke anyway look what i'm trying to say is you guys aren't crazy oh thank you and that you're justifying your beliefs and don't let anybody push you in another way okay okay black lives do matter that's not a conspiracy dude okay they do yeah it's not a conspiracy okay

thank you for you got that from an article say again you got that from an article that one came from my heart. But people try to act like that's some conspiracy theory going on. It's fucking... I didn't want to say it. What? I didn't want to say it. What? I didn't want to say it.

What? What? I think Black Badger's mad. I'm just a good old Florida boy. Look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know this guy. What?

Right? Huh? What about me? Huh? Huh? You think he'll notice if we keep doing this? Yeah, I don't know Right? Huh? What about me? Huh? Huh? Huh? You think he'll notice if we keep doing this? Yeah, I don't know. What are we doing right now?

I think Black Badger. Night at the Roxbury's. Are we Night at the Roxbury's or are we a fucking Victoria's Secret shoot in the near future? Yeah, the guy's still out. Miles, fucking chill the fuck out. Okay, guys, we have to stop now.