Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Britney Is A Slave 4 U & U & U

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

Join Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon and the Truffle as they talk about: 0:00 - Start 0:10 - Reading DMs 1:00 - Free Britney 48:30 - Delta variant 55:00 - Scottie Pippen thinks Phil Jackson was racist 1:10:00 - Pride March and other people’s marches 1:25:00 - Akaash’s Indian Wedding and Aladdin Outfits 1:40:00 - What song was playing when your parents were doing it? 1:46:00 - John Mcafee’s death 2:05:00 - Lomachenko fight 2:10:00 - Tour De France Crash 2:14:00 - Playoff P 2:20:00 - Gwen Berry turns away from flag

What's up, everybody? Before we start, I just want you guys to experience what it's like to have DMs when you have a considerable amount of followers. Here is a DM from a person that will remain nameless, a gentleman named Daniel, but I won't say anything past that. November 23rd, 2019, 7.36 p.m. Fuck you. December 22nd, 2019, 10.10 p.m. Fuck you. December 22nd, 2019, 10, 10 p.m. Fuck you. August 3rd, 2020, 10, 19 p.m. Fuck your face. He wants to fuck that face.

Yesterday, 8.59 p.m. I saw you walking your golden doodle yesterday near the Holland Tunnel. You got to work on your posture, bro. It will change your life. We got a free Britney? Yeah, Britney's locked up. Yeah, man. This is wild.

I've never seen a conspiracy theory turn out to be this accurate and this, like, the whole everybody just got on board this quickly you know what i mean like epstein we all kind of all right yeah he he didn't kill himself but that's it right kind of stopped there free britney is a fucking movement it started with a bunch of kids on ig being like hey blink your eyes twice if you're a hostage yeah and now it is a full-on fucking rallies it's if Q was real. Yeah. Free Britney. Yeah. So what is the information?

What do we actually have? So basically she was in court. I don't know exactly what the eventual outcome from like the court proceedings are. It's basically just like hear her side to, I guess, end the conservatorship. Right. And she gave like a 25 minute testimony that apparently got leaked, which I don't really understand if it was legitimately leaked or if it was... Oh, my God. If it was legitimately leaked or if it was accidentally... Or if it was actually put out to the press intentionally

because she mentions that it was a press thing in her actual testimony. Basically, she just goes on and on about how her dad is abusing her, that she's trapped against her will that she's touring and doesn't want to that she's working seven days a week without a break and like she has no say over what she does the big things that stuck out is that she has an iud implanted yes birth control like they were forcing her to stay on birth control she's like i want to have a kid with my boyfriend yeah and they wouldn't let her and so like there's all these things she's like i'm paying people but i work for them like I'm making all this money

But I don't get any of it. I don't have a passport. I don't have a credit card I can't drive my boyfriend's car. It sounds like she's legit like I think her Vegas residency made 138 million dollars And she was receiving a stipend of $2,000 a week. Yeah, that's why you'll $2,000 that bothers me much more than the IUD Have we checked in on her other kids to know if she should have another? I don't know. But if you're making $138 million and you're getting 1% or whatever the fuck that is, no chance. 0.1%?

Fuck that, yo. I don't think the boyfriend's complaining about the IUD. He's probably just having fun. You don't think he wants that doc baby or whatever that thing is? What do Mexicans call it? Anchor baby? Anchor baby, yeah. You want to get Britney pregnant, bro. Yeah pregnant bro yeah you want her free and pregnant actually yeah because i think almost every dude that was with her in the beginning just wanted the kid and then

they dipped a little while after yeah unless they did because she was crazy but the dancer guy dancer dude no k-fed is the real victim in all this tax he was living off her child support now he can't even get that dog oh shit wait why shit. Wait, why can't he get it? I mean, well, he's getting way less than he should. No, he wasn't living off child support. He was living off of alimony or something like that. But she's making a hundred, whatever, thousand a year now as opposed to...

No, she's still making $138 million. She just doesn't have control of her money. So he can get it from his folks. Of course, if that's what he deserves. He's probably getting more than she does. Son, this is crazy. This is crazy. with kayfab yo get kayfab on the podcast that's who i want to talk to dove make that happen i mean that 100 sincerely we need to talk to kayfab uh yeah the interesting thing about this britney situation is like we were all completely convinced she was crazy it's very easy to convince someone or convince the public that someone's crazy i don't know why we want to believe

it so much like you just need one outburst as if we haven't had an emotional moment right and all of our horrible moments are not captured on camera right they're not captured on audio whenever we have it but every single bad moment that you have publicly as a celebrity is captured and you are then crazy i mean dave chappelle was crazy they call that man crazy yeah right he went from crazy to genius very quickly yeah the second he just started talking again people were like oh no he's a genius yeah i forgot i forgot oh this guy's not crazy he's talking i'm listening he's not crazy at all so i believe it and now i hear him talk and he's a genius so we're so quick to believe that somebody is crazy because it doesn't take up any mental bandwidth to dismiss a person he He said it, and it's inside the actor's studio.

He said it's the worst thing to call a person because it's dismissive. But that's why we like it, because I don't have to think about it. I don't understand why we're so willing to believe. It's convenient to just, oh, Britney's going through some shit. What's going on?

I could research and figure it out. Or, the bitch is crazy. Right, right. What's easier for us to live our lives? Shorty shaved her head off. That conservatorship started right after that. And the dad was, everyone could equate, that's who saved her. I want to get into the dad thing in a second because it's interesting, that relationship.

Because there's like one component that makes it tricky, right? There's one component that makes him a leech instead of a savior. But about the crazy thing, I that it uh it's dismissive i don't understand why it's so believable right i think it's convenient so we believe it but i don't i think what you're missing and what i'm trying to communicate is i don't understand why we're so willing to believe it like if i said that um if i said that al is uh sick or his heart is failing or maybe he has cancer. He wants free merch. Maybe he wants merch from someone.

But I guess I'm saying, why is that so easy for us to believe? Why don't we reject it? Here's somebody that we've heard speak. We have so much experience with this person being brilliant in Dave's situation and so little experience with him being crazy. But the second

it was said, it was like, oh, I guess he's crazy. And then I'm just going to wipe away all that other shit. I think as long as there's behavior that you can't understand and there's no motive or explanation, you can't actually hear the words that they're saying. The only other explanation from my perspective is that you're crazy. So it's cognitive dissonance. It's like the way that we feel about somebody is different

than the way that that person is acting. And we have to adjust those two things. And the is oh i guess they're they're crazy when i was you guys said i'm much smarter than me yes gotcha okay okay okay yeah it's just it's just so interesting that you can like label somebody as that and then immediately relieve it yeah because then you just say well my mind is free and clear to not try to figure out how why she's acting like this what could be going on now like exactly like mark said, now, oh, she's crazy. Done. That's an explanation.

As long as they're behaving in a way that you don't understand. Yeah. Dave walks away from 60 million. You're like, oh, he must be crazy. Must be. Went to Africa. Why would you go to Africa? Yeah.

Walk away from 60 million. That's crazy. And then he explains it. You go, oh, he's actually not crazy. Yeah. Well, this is the importance of being able to have platforms. Yep.

Right? Because you get to control your narrative. Don't let motherfuckers take your narrative and run with it yep because i mean i wonder i mean if dave back in the day if he just came out and said and britney same thing i wonder if they're like yo i'm not crazy i don't need this fucking conservatorship i had a wild night i had a mental breakdown people might not ever relate to the amount of stress that i've gone through in my life and then some people might. And they'll be like, listen, that's your worst day.

Who knows? I'm sure we've all had fights with our friends. And they've gone crazy in the middle of that fight. And then afterwards, like, yo, my bad. I was wiling. I don't know why. I smashed a bottle or something like that. Like, this happens.

Everyone's done crazy things. 100%. 100%. Yeah. So, okay. What's interesting about the father to me is if the father wasn't making any money off of Britney, you would think that he was doing this selflessly. Correct. But he profits off of her. Correct.

So it seems like she's a gerbil in the hamster wheel. Yes. It's like, keep on generating that revenue. You're in Vegas. Keep on running on that wheel. I think he gets a 1.5% of gross of the tour the femme fatale tour more than her but what's interesting about gross is that's before costs yeah yeah like he's like i'm getting mine off the top yeah that's a wild deal yeah that's going i don't care how much money

it costs to keep britney sane yeah i get my shit first. Yeah. Then this bitch gets whatever's left. Foul, dude. That's actually foul. Foul, yeah. Right? Ugh, that's fucking disgusting, dude. And then,

and then he also gets, I think 1.5, maybe it was 3.5%, then he gets 1.5% of something else. I can look it up. But the fact that he's making money off of this conservatorship,

essentially, right? By keeping her working, not allowing her to be pregnant. If she's not pregnant, she can still do shows. If she's pregnant, can't do shows, I guess, as easily, right? He seems like the biggest scumbag in history. If I was him for a branding perspective, I'd go, all I do is care about my daughter. I'm not making any money off my daughter at all. I'm just here to help her.

Yes. This is a conservatorship because we want to make sure that she's healthy and okay. I would not making any money off my daughter at all. I'm just here to help her. Yes. This is a conservatorship because we want to make sure that she's healthy and okay. I would believe a little bit more. Her money's in a trust. I can't touch it.

Boom. Once we see that she has all her faculties and she seems back to normal, we're good. She doesn't need to do... The fact that you're still having her do shows

and then saying she's not mentally coherent, why are you working her then? Yes. Can you imagine a person that's like, you have to check into a mental institution, but you're like, but okay let's let's they're gonna go to work nine to five and i'll take the money but then after that you're in the hospital no you're there for two weeks you don't leave you don't get to do anything none of that adds up is

oh she's not in charge of herself but she can still do shows and tours and every night a fucking stressful ass Vegas residency. Is she taking care of her kids? I would assume he's in charge of taking care of the kids. And there must be a nanny or someone else that's involved. Okay. Because my understanding was that she takes care of her kids. If she's taking care of her kids, she can take care of herself. I think she takes care of her kids as much as like an Upper East Side woman takes care of

their kids. But then you should still be in charge of your own money. Yeah. I mean, usually. Yeah. The dad is.

Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. So she's got a living nanny, which there's nothing wrong with plenty of people have living nannies, but that living nanny

is like court appointed. So basically it's like you could watch after your kids with someone who really knows how to watch after kids. Yeah. So you're being watched while they're being watched.

Exactly. I would be fine with that if he wasn't making money off the top. Yeah, you can't make money off the top. There's something that's disgusting about it. Yo, Mark talked about the guy that said he's the most evil man in history. And I was like, really? He killed this kid? This to me is worse than killing your kid.

This is worse. You are enslaving your child. Yeah. Yeah. And you won't let them. If you want to commit suicide, no, no, no. I got money to make off. She is a slave for you. Yeah. She you won't let them. If you want to commit suicide, no, no, no. I got money to make off. She is a slave for you.

She's a slave for a lot of you. How many people is Brittany a slave for? She's the dairy cow. Parents, the fucking sister who's also a giant cunt for not saying anything. Where you at, bitch? Oh, Jamie Lynn Spears? She got pregnant too. She got pregnant dumb early.

Yeah, ruined Zoey 101. Oh, she got pregnant while? Yeah, where you at? She got pregnant too. Yeah. She got pregnant dumb early. Yeah, ruins Zoey 101 or whatever the movie was. Oh, she got pregnant while she was on The Child Show. Yeah. Yeah. Which would have been a bomb storyline, but Disney didn't want to run with it. Yeah. Disney pussy for that one, bro. I bet dad suggested it.

Hey, we can still make money if you're the one who got pregnant. Where she at, bro? Where she at? That's the tricky thing with being a parent in showbiz is you can't have a job. You have to look after your kids. But if you're making money off of them, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. So what the fuck do you do?

Because you can't just go, hey, I'm going to let these kids run out. Al, you got something. Go, go. I mean, there's a little silver lining to this. Because you know how we look at a dog's life and they're like, oh, they live the best life? She's kind of living the dog's life. It's like, hey, everything's being taken care of. Yeah.

We give you, like, you're being fed. People are watching after you. They got her fixed. She can't have babies. She got her fixed. We take her outside. Take her outside. She's got spade, bro.

Like spade Britney. Take her outside to get the exercise and shit like that and like come home and everything's big like she kind of got it cushy if you look at it yeah and it's a little different than like child actors who like grow up with you know their parents have always controlled it and then you discover that the parents like stole manipulate it i mean they put laws for this you know like when you're a child actor no matter what money goes into a trust that you can only touch when you're 18 to prevent like parents from stealing but the dad came in this was like 2008 when she was like admitted to the hospital uh k-fed got sole custody

the dad was there to actually save the day and that's when the conservative conservatorship started and then it evolved into this and it's like, we'll analyze. It's like, was this greed you developed? Or like, she really couldn't go that way. It's parasitic. Can I give you one little thing that happened with your boy Dove during that period? Go, yeah. Give us a tip.

Give me a little Hollywood, because I want to, this is a compliment to Brittany that a lot of people don't understand. Mark, get off your laptop. In 2008, this is peak crazy Brittany where she, you know,

shaved the head, the whole thing. Like, she was coming out of all of this. You smushed? Almost, no. She, I was working on a show called How I Met Your Mother. It was shooting its third season. You look like that fucking guy. Thank you.

So I was an assistant on that show. And that show was about, it was 50-50 whether it was going to get canceled or not, because you have to, once you get to four or five seasons, that's when, like, home run for the next five years, because they want to go into syndication, they'll make a shit ton of episodes. It was teetering. It could have gone either way. We're in casting, and we have a role for this, like, receptionist, and on Monday it was going to be a regular nerdy actress playing this part.

Brittany's boyfriend, who was an agent, read the role and said oh britney should do this this is like sunday before we were going to do a table read monday a peak crazy britney and the producers and the creators like okay let's have britney on britney comes on everyone was like eggshells is she gonna go left right crazy or not she was the sweetest person the father was there and one fucking scumbag one bodyguard just standing there in the wings she did the part because of her appearance on that show it drove up ratings because people wanted to see if she'd go crazy or not and the ratings brought this whole new fan base and because of britney that show lasts another six years made people tens of millions of dollars and so many people don't understand that had

britney not been on that episode that that show could have easily just been one of these other sitcoms washed away so you too use i use britney i want to thank you my cousin said thank you people involved but yeah that was props but it started off fair that's a perfect example i'm not trying to call you people scumbags but like that's a perfect example it's like is this bitch a little crazy maybe would the best thing for us to do not employ her and hope that she gets some help no i'm gonna employ this kooky bitch and maybe she'll cause some controversy and then six years later we got our show in syndication we're making tens of millions of dollars it this is what happens bro i understand when people are saying hollywood breaks people i do understand that because it's not that hollywood breaks you it's that if you

are broken they don't care as long as you're making them money and they will ride you to the wheels fall off there's a book by iceberg slim called uh what is that shit called uh pimp right it's just pimp pimp it's called pimp by iceberg famous pimp yeah and he talks about when you're done with a a bitch for lack of a better word that's what he told when you're done with one of your prostitutes and you're a pimp you can't leave her you gotta break her and it's really fucked up but like it's a part of the thing because something about like she's gonna make it hell for the rest of the girls or something like that. You can't just say you no longer work for me.

She's going to cause problems for you or whatever. You got to break her. And I'm not saying that's what Hollywood does to people. I'm not saying they're going to break Britney. But they'll go, we're going to ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off. And if the wheels fall off, then we'll find someone else to ride. But that is how Hollywood breaks. I don't think there's a cast of characters going, who do we break next?

There's just the same people up there going, who else are we going to ride? Who's our trick right now that we got to? Yeah. Like, what's the girl's name? She shaved her head too. Shit, she might be on the way. Black chick, comedian. Tiffany.

Tiffany Haddish. You know what I mean? Like, Tiffany, they gave her every opportunity opportunity we are riding this thing right now she starts shaving her head everybody's like nah it's all good she's shaving her head now i don't think tiffany's crazy i think that she's got a strong constitution but they will keep on working that no matter what she's dealing with if she starts to show signs they don't care they. They don't care. Yeah. And honestly, I'm wondering, like, does the average person? All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we need to look out for your future. Okay?

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get a free month that's it i got nothing else to say after that let's get back to this like i'm one does the average person care can the average person remove their success for someone else's mental health i don't know. I don't think so. Because we see it in music all the time, too. It's the same way in music. Like, they'll just ride an artist. The artist could be having a drug problem. They could be going through all the gangster shit,

getting in trouble in the news and all that shit. And it's like, hey, the music still slaps. We still selling money? Like, let's go. Keep it going, Kanye. Even if the music doesn't slap, if you give us amusement, we will watch. And we just need, tiki wiki always use the term off-ramp for morality so like the second i can say i got nothing to do with this that's

these guys are bad i can keep watching and then my conscience is clear and i can just watch this whole thing and our off-ramp is for kanye at least for me i'm guilty this shit is now he's just faking right because i'd rather believe he's faking it then he's really crazy and i'm just soaking this shit up and talking about it every week on a pod and listening to the music and like letting this crazy person just exist for my entertainment yeah to me it was like uh the kardashians are exploiting him and just riding him that's them that are fucked up i'm not fucked up for watching their exploitation they're fucked up for profiting off of it. I profit in terms of entertainment. My entertainment life is way more profitable.

I'm amused constantly by this guy, but they're worse, so I'm good. Shit. Yeah, dude. All throughout time has been happening. Fucking Van Gogh, cut your ear off, keep painting them paintings. As long as them shits look good. You don't paint with your ear, do you, Van? What, you paint with your hands?

All right, don't cut them shits off. We're good. It makes me wonder, because one of the things she said in the statement where she was like, ear do you man what you paying with your hands i don't cut them shits off we're good but it makes me wonder like because one of the things she said in the statement where she was like i did everything right like i was told i get out of my conservatorship if i was a good kid like i did everything i stayed pretty blah blah blah but that line of like i stayed pretty pretty is weird because it like it almost makes me wonder oh is that why she shaved her head because she was like maybe if i can remove what they see

is my perceived value then i'll be useless to them and then i can just live my life that makes a lot of sense that happens to women who've been uh sexually assaulted yeah like molested at young ages um i think what they do you ever see a girl like she like get crazy tattoos all over herself or like piercings all these kind of things i think what they're, you ever see a girl like, she'll like get crazy tattoos all over herself or like piercings, all these kinds of things. I think what they're trying to do is like make themselves ugly. Yeah, undesirable.

Undesirable. So they never have to go through that again. Exactly. The fact that Al is laughing right now, uncontrollably laughing. Uncontrollably laughing. Imagine how all the fucking tattooed, pierced up bitches are feeling right now.

Imagine how they felt when they were touched on by their dad And now you're chuckling Now you're chuckling when they were touched on by their dad And that's why they want to cover their whole body with tattoos So you won't recognize them anymore Desexualize themselves, shave half their fucking head You don't know what these girls are going through So maybe you're not saying make themselves ugly

But create a visual distraction to pull away from them Them bitches became ugly Let's just call it what it is we can't call it what it is that's what they were doing too they put a dragon they put a dragon on themselves bro yeah they put a dragon on themselves to distract from their natural beauty they put the holes in their ears so the dab some of different no this isn't even insulting to the girls it's insulting to the guys attracted to those girls and they have the same intention that he said.

I want to make myself undesirable. Not all tattooed girls, but those. And the guys that are into them, you're in ugly chicks, bro. Those guys are Britney's dad. Yo. Taking advantage of all that trauma. Motherfucker. Yeah.

You ain't shit. Yeah. Al, piece of garbage. You're a piece of garbage. You're laughing at this. No, I'm not laughing. What these poor girls have gone through. You're a cabita. You're very funny. Yeah i'm not girls have gone through you're a cabita you're very funny yeah yeah he wants a merch he's wearing it

i'm just saying that is a good ass point bro there's something there yeah there's something and there's probably a similar level of trauma in terms of like what britney's gone through and then what like an abuse victim goes through and then she's it's obviously not as like one horrific incident but it's years of like mild abuse so how fucked up are we though as like a culture like the second britney did try to make herself ugly we're like oh this bitch crazy yo yo why are you making yourself ugly for? Hey, hey, hey, take this bitch's freedom, yo. Come on, yo. She was so pretty before, and now she made herself ugly.

She got to be clinically insane. She don't deserve her own faculty. She should have no controller or something. Put out an album. Sing, bitch. What is this bald-headed shit? Bro, Sinead O'Connor, didn't she shave her head? Yeah.

And don't we think she's crazy, too? Yeah. She's a cute little ball bitch. Is she? No, I'm thinking about Sade, my bad. Sade? Yeah. I think they're the same.

Nah. One is white and one is black. Oh, Sade is black? Sade's fine. Oh, get out of here, bruh. I don't know where the H comes from in her name, to be honest. That shit is Sade. It's S-A-D-E.

That shit is Sade, bruh. With a little, what? Yeah, with a little line on it. Okay, I'll give it an A, but where's the shit? Yeah, where's the shit from? Yo, we just, we do things in our community, too. Isn't she like British? No.

Just mispronounce words? Yeah. Where do black people with a spelling bee, bro? After spelling your names, they should be winning that shit every single time. Yeah. Come on, bro. You can Sade, S-A-D-E. Yeah, so that means we would lose every

single fucking time. No, you would know. You know about all the hidden letters, the silent ones. You have a huge advantage. You got apostrophes in the middle of your fucking names and shit. We don't care about that corny shit. Hey, watch your fucking mouth, dog. Watch your fucking mouth, Al. Watch your fucking

mouth, dog. We're at the Olympics, like, getting gold and shit. Yo, so are we. Olympics is spelling, bitch. Bitch. Fucking bitch. Fuck. C-U-C-K, motherfucker. All right, so just to wrap this whole Britney shit up.

Dads is fucked up. Monster. We are fucked up because we love the drama. We attach ourselves to drama no matter what the fuck it is. Bro, on some level, I wonder if all these people that talk about, we got to stop child sex trafficking. I wonder if they really want to stop it or if they love the drama attached to it. I wonder if they love the Epstein shit.

They love talking about Ghislaine. But what they really trying to do to stop child sex trafficking. Why is Al laughing again, bro? Is this... I kind of get why he's laughing. Yo, yo, I kind of wonder if firefighters even care about people or they just love the

drama of the fire. You know what I mean? They're probably jerking off to this Miami thing. You know what I mean? Yo, it's different. Firefighters are employed. It's not their like part-time I mean, they're probably jerking off to this Miami thing. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Yo, it's different. Firefighters are employed. It's not their, like, part-time shit.

You know what I'm saying? They don't get home from their 9 to 5 and then go put out some fires. There's volunteer firefighters. Say what? There's volunteer firefighters. Ain't no fires there. What? Ain't no fires where the volunteers are at.

Yeah. Yo, the volunteer fire. You think they pulled up to the Twin Towers on 9-11 to volunteer, motherfuckers? Yeah, and they're for the drama, clearly. Nah, they was like, hey, I'm busy. I'm at work, motherfucker. I'll volunteer later. Y'all put the fire out. Hey, don't let me hate in case y'all died in that shit.

I'm a volunteer. Hell yeah. Yeah, real talk. My bad. Yo, shout out, mad respect for firefighters. 100. I mean that shit. They ran up the buildings while that shit was coming down.

That was unbelievable. Yeah. But back to the, back to the, the kids shit. Like everybody's like, we got to stop the sex trafficking and all that kind of stuff.

Like, what are you doing to stop sex trafficking besides tweeting? What are you doing? All these motherfuckers are queuing on. We got to stop sex trafficking. How many, how many sex trafficking things

did they stop queuing on the whole time queuing on was doing? I bet they'd have fucked some kids if they kept going at their current. Oh my God. Rate of progress. The whole time QAnon was doing it. I bet they'd have fucked some kids if they kept going at their current rate of progress. The Qs? Oh, are we protecting the Qs? I'm just saying it feels like their virtue signal. Don't you think?

How do you stop it? You bring awareness to it and then you hope motherfuckers start looking at the people doing the bad stuff. Start searching some shipping containers. How else could you stop the shit? I'm going to just go around to my mother. Yes, start slapping dicks out of little girls' mouths. You show up with sex traffic. You go to where Start searching some shipping containers. How else could you stop the shit? I'm going to just go around to Baltimore. Move to Baltimore. It's a harbor. Stop slapping dicks out of little girls' mouths. You show up with sex traffic.

You go to where the traffic is. And you go, yo, why is there all this sex traffic? Don't they know where everything's going on? They know where everything's going on. Yo, that's why I respected the guy that went into the pizza shop with the fucking gun. Oh, my God. Be about it. Oh, my God.

Be about it, at least. Even if you're wrong. I follow the logic. Be about it. I don't agree, But I follow the logic Every single day My man is on the QAnon boards Or whatever

Talking yo We gonna stop We gonna stop We gonna stop And they're saying This is where it's happening And dude's like Oh we know where it's happening

We out He probably went there like Oh we all gonna be here right Everybody else is putting pizza emojis On Tom Hanks' IG Fucking useless Real talk Yo think about this

Yo And I mean this shit Sincerely bro Like think about You can even go back to the Capitol riot shit, the Capitol riots. If they really thought motherfuckers were lizards and, uh,

controlling sex traffic and doing all this wild shit. They thought the people in the Senate in that building were doing sex trafficking. They were actual lizards and all the other conspiracies they believed. What took you so long? What were you waiting for? What were you doing for the months before when you knew someone was a lizard

and they were doing sex trafficking? Bro, if someone said next door, yo, the thing next door, they got kids going in there, they're trafficking kids. What are we going to do, tweet about it? We just going to tweet all day? We going to tweet, tweet all day, tweet all dumb.

Is that what we going to do? All day when we know sex traffic is next door? there slap the dicks i'm gonna call the police traffic there's traffic what if you can't call the police it's the white house bro you can't call the cops on the white house i'll call the cops on the white house yeah like i'll call cops on the white house yeah that's how you do it but i'll call the cops absolutely but they weren't calling the cops they're tweeting or maybe they're on their little message boards. That shit is pussy, son. Not calling the cops is basically just saying, you know what I mean?

You got to go there. You got to go. Knock on that door. What do you mean? You got to go next door. I respect that, bro. If you hear a woman screaming next door, you going to call the cops? Or you going to go next door?

I'm going to call the cops. Yeah. That's what these guys talk about. You call the cops. But if I heard a little girl screaming, I'm not going to call the cops and wait. I heard a little girl screaming, I'm going to go help her out. I'm going to bang on the door and then wait for the cops to come. Wait, I mean.

Stop them. Like, scare them. Yeah, hell yeah. You're going to ding dong ditch if there's a girl screaming, bro. Yep. You're going to make the guy more mad. He's like, I fucking hate the kids in this neighborhood. I'm going to ding dong ditch.

I hate these kids. Hey, who is that? Oh, no, no, it's nobody. Hey,. I'm a dick doctor. I hate these kids. Hey, who is that? Oh, no, no, it's nobody. Hey, bitch. You don't see me getting fucked. No. Come on, bro.

I'll leave a bag, a flaming bag of shit on the floor so you don't stand up and that he's bad and shit. Yo, we pranking rapists, bro. We out here, yo. That's how you stop child rape. We out here, yo. That's how you stop child rape. Welcome to prank rapes, all right?

Yo, I forgot what this, well, I was making a metaphor for it. I forgot what it was. What was the initial shit we were talking about? I don't even know. Stopping sex trafficking. Then all those people with virtues saying that about you. Yeah, I swear it was what was the initial shit we were talking about I don't even know stop the sex traffic and then all those people with virtues say

yeah I swear to god bro yeah that's their shit how do we get there no no no I mean this because Alcindor's

gonna prank a pedophile as a way to get back son you gotta Al's gonna stop sex traffic you gotta prank more pedophiles son stop pranking them Al go do something

Al you gotta prank them you gotta prank more pedophiles you gotta prank more pedophiles you don't prank enough pedophiles I don't I don't I gotta step it up I gotta sex more pedophiles. I'm not breaking them out. Go. No, you gotta pray. God prank more pebble I gotta pray you don't prank enough that a false. I don't I don't I gotta step it up I gotta do more you gotta do more you're not doing enough. Well, no more blue These aren't Now we talk about some serious stuff. So far, so far, he's laughed at cancer.

He's laughed at, he's laughed at child sex trafficking. I laugh at these things. I said you're wearing Jordan mids. He stuck his feet out from under the desk like the Wicked Witch of the West. And said, we not playing. We not playing.

Click them heels out and get rid of them motherfucking mids you wear mids on the podcast you are son son they not they spider boys bro them shits are mids bro enter the spider verse dog you are wearing mids yeah you wear mids and you support child sex rap and you're getting pranked right now all right welcome to prank rapes what is consent all right no but what was that what was what were we talking about in relation to prank a pedophile oh no that's the whole thing it's people just virtue signaling but never doing nothing bro same shit everybody needs their little convenient thing to virtue signal with and i think that's what it became so you want vigilantes to go and stop this stuff i don't want it but i respect it more than the virtue signaling so i don't want you to do that but i

respect it more how do you know someone's a pedophile say what how do you know someone's a pedophile like how are you gonna go get them ask them? Knock you got a list dog. They had a list of suspected pedophiles. Tom Hanks was on it I got a little a suspected list. So now you just gonna run up all motherfuckers and then what what's that? You're legit. Yeah, that's what they doing online Okay, thank you for clearing that up. These are highs though. These are highs. Chill out.

These are highs. You out here with mids. I can't believe it, bro. With your Models, Jordans, bro. Why you got Jordans and Models? That's bad disrespectful. Just because you ain't, you don't know. It's disrespectful to Jordan, son.

You don't know what they are. Jordan ain't sprained his ankle his whole career because he was wearing the highs. You out here with mids? Son, mids? Son, mids? Son, it's disrespectful. You got the Maggie Yankee hat and mids on, dog. You're a wild boy. Wow.

You're a wild boy. You're getting lit. The guy with slip-on pants talked to you like that. I know, but I kind of like those. Son, I got highs. I kind of like doing this. These are highs, son. I got them.

You're talking about his pants right now. They're highs. I always got the highs on. I'm just saying bro Don't you feel like there's a lot of virtue signaling And not a lot of effort Yes That's all I'm saying

And I think that they virtue signal about this shit Because it's a convenient thing to look heroic Like you get to be the guy that like fights pedophilia all day on the internet But you never do nothing Can't you go get Megan's Law or whatever that shit Can't you find out who the pedophile They come to you Pedophiles come to you

Wait for an Amber Alert Then run outside Amber Alert happens Everybody look at our phone that's your time we did our part we got chris hansen on a podcast son we got chris hansen on a podcast we did our part son that's the thing bro most people most people are like we gotta stop pedophilia and then you go to them like well what are you gonna what are you gonna do to stop it? And they're like, well, I ain't gonna fuck kids. That's it. It stops with us. Do you know what I'm saying?

It stops with us, but most people not out there vigilante justice. That guy's the king of pranking pedophiles. He pranks pedophiles. He really does. He's catfishing them, bro. How many of y'all go show up to school and just make sure none of them kids get picked up by the wrong person?

Very easy to do. How many of y'all just going to follow the bus route? You remember when Lindsay Lohan did this? What'd she do? Became Muslim? There was literally a woman walking around with her Muslim children. I think she was a Middle Eastern woman walking around with her three or four kids.

This was like a year ago. This woman is stealing children. She was like was a Middle Eastern woman walking around with her three or four kids. And she Instagrammed live. This was like a year ago. This woman is stealing children. She was like, you're stealing kids! And then she starts speaking with a broken Arabic accent. She's like, why are you doing this? Give the kids back! Everyone's like, Lindsay Lohan, what are you doing? And they got the cops called on her. She needs a conservatorship.

Again, conservatorship? Yes, 100%. She needs that. And a Las Vegas residency. And I need 1.2% of gross To be fair Converting to Islam As a woman Is basically just

Entering a conservatorship It's just A lot of men Telling you what to do Conservatorship with God Bro And you gotta give 10% Not 1.5

You're right Think about that She did it Hey Religion is a conservatorship Dictates what you can Or can't do Takes a high premium

Religion takes as much as your agent You gotta get What a tithe 10% Gross Yeah but God do be getting you God do be getting you the bookings though God doesn't just get you the audition

He gets you the role 10% kinda light honestly that's a good ass point i should make my agent pay his whole 10 to god well your agent still gotta pay 10 to his 10 if you believe in god better kick it up yeah i mean so you should just withhold it and then give it to god just direct that's what i say yeah that's also possible really got me the work that's also that's also very possible. Okay. So just to bookend this shit,

a lot of virtue signaling, a lot of heroic bullshit, right? Go. Can you virtue signal if you're also doing good shit? Of course. So let's say you're on Twitter and you're also donating to.

Y'all, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I, this is about this. I am. I want, I want to hear the whole thing. The beautiful thing about

being like super anti-pedophile, making that your identity, is you know there's nothing you could do. It's like, save the glaciers. You can't. What are you going to do? Go there with some AC? Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I was going to blow, but that'd be hotter. If you go hot. But this is cold. Exactly. It's like save the glacier is the biggest bullshit. It's like, that's how you know Leonardo Caprio don't really care about his cap. It's all cap from Leonardo Caprio because you can't really save the glaciers.

You can't really save the environment. There's nothing you could physically do to do it, especially the glaciers. That's the same thing with the pedophiles. It's the most convenient thing to virtue single about because nobody could call you about it. With Black Lives Matter, they could call you about it. What you doing to help Black Lives? Were you donating your money? Are you out there marching? Are you doing these things?

Hey, how do I know you really about that anti-pedophile life? Oh, I'd be anti-pedophile. I don't fuck kids. I don't fuck kids. Oh, hero. Right? There's no way to call fuck kids. Oh, hero. Right? There's no way to call them out. It's bullshit. Some people have even said

that the whole, what's it called? The whole, what's it called? The QAnon shit was a reaction to Black Lives Matter. White people needed their Black Lives Matter.

All these white people needed to be part of something. They need something to virtue signal about, but they didn't support that Black Lives Matter shit, so they're like, what's something that we

could virtue signal about, but make didn't support that Black Lives Matter shit. So they're like, what's something that we can virtue signal about, but make absolutely no change? And it gives you a higher moral ground than anything else. Oh, y'all just care about black lives? Well, we care about all kids. Yeah. Yeah. So what if you're donating to a- The fatality's bad.

You know what's worse? Child sex trafficking. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. We on your side. Sorry, I'm fighting a bigger fight, guys's what you know what i mean oh y'all just care about uh black people getting killed by the cops you don't care about children yeah of every race of every every country all kids matter yeah all kids all kids mattered yeah all kids mattered okay mark what are you

saying but if you donate money to like some sex trafficking organization and you tweet about it then if you donate money to some sex trafficking organization and you tweet about it, then what? If you donate money to a sex trafficking organization, you probably will help them with their trafficking. Yeah. Anti-sex trafficking, I think, is what you meant to say. What's an anti-sex trafficking organization? What is that? They're going out and freeing these kids that are getting sex trafficked. We know where the kids are?

Some. That's impossible, Mark. No, some. If we knew where it was was then we would tell the cops to go break it up but they're underground their secret well how do they know the secrets mark because they're investigating they're getting in there how do they know when the police don't know it because to be fair the the guys who would find the chris hansen pedophiles yeah that was an anti-pedophilia organization that would like sniff them out online they like pretend to be justice that was a weird name odd name for sure odd name for sure

i was like you're doing the right thing but branding wise just a mess but did they sniff them out or they were just out there on these chat rooms they were talking they were luring them yeah that's work though yeah they're luring do you think They were ever so good That they got someone Who wasn't a pedophile to beat You know what I mean That's like entrapment I think But they ever kicked That game so good

Like they were just Kicking crazy kid games What's crazy kid games Sound like I don't know Just mad goo goo gaga Is that what you said Like

Do you think That's a possibility Or what Like y'all wouldn't know About it but Al You ever kicked games Yo fuck you No no no

You ever kicked games So good to A legally aged But Al You ever kick games Yo fuck you No no no You ever kick games So good to A legally aged woman Like you ever kick games So good like There's no reason I should sleep with this girl But my game was so on point

I was making her laugh I was doing everything Like I should never do it But I earned that Cause my game was vicious Yeah those nights When you were hot And the fucking jokes

Was just hitting Flying bro You're like oh yeah Exactly So you killing it right You got the mids out You're just killing it Don't stop disrespect, oh, yeah, exactly. So you killing it, right? You got the mids out. Yeah, just kill some disrespect. I did.

I had to Google. He just to make sure he's a fucking high show right now on my screen. I'm like, he's mid. Yo, think about how strong his game was to get pussy in the mouth. Yo, fucking me. That's like Akash with his trash Tims. That's what he was with his Tims. Yeah, my game was on fire that day.

You don't need game. You can wear those Tim's. All I'm trying to say is you kick your game so good you got something you didn't even think that you should get. I wonder if the people that they hire to be the kids online. I'm on fire! I'm killing this motherfucker.

He's like, I don't even want to meet you. Yeah, but come on like i can't you know i need a chaperone like we don't even know how to kick lines as a kid maybe they're actually reformed pedophiles you know how like when the government takes the actors and catch me if you can yeah that should be the name of that show catch me if you can that's literally what they do they have the fucking actor in the house, a pedophile, shows up, and they're like, what do I do? And they're like, run.

That's literally the strategy. You know what's weird? They let him walk out the crib, and then they chase him. You'd think there'd just be someone right out the door. Just a net that drops on him. Yeah, that's it. Like, hey, have a seat, and then a net. They want to chase.

Yeah, it's got to be a little fun. The producers out there making them police work. Why do they do it? Like, it's double dare or some shit? They're like, go get the flag at the end. Like, just catch him. Just like put him in jail. Like, why does it have to be TV?

They got to do like a 40 yard pedo dash. Oh, I'd be fired. Dude, we got to do it. Yeah. Anyway, so Britney Spears in conclusion. Yo, free Britney, dog. Free Britney, dog. Or stop making her work.

If you're going to keep the conservatorship she shouldn't work or don't make money off her maybe that's yeah or don't make money don't make money off her and if you if you know what changes real quick once people stop making money off you their control off on you oh yeah is relinquished oh yeah right the second you can't make motherfuckers money all of a sudden they don't really care if you work or not when they're profiting off of you they need you to be out there grinding. You free? Work, work, work.

And that's what makes this conservatorship thing so much different than every other one because there's so much money at stake. So most conservatorships, it's a burden on the conservator to take care of the person. And so it's like, oh, I'm going to go out of my way. I'm going to take care of you. I'm going to pay for everything. You don't have any money. You can't earn money. You're basically a child for the rest

of your life and so there's like an actual responsibility on the conservator but in her case because she's making so much money it's like it's inverted and so it doesn't i necessarily like get this heated from what i like was reading but when you're in a conservatorship it's almost impossible to get out so you know out that's the dragon tattoo shit you remember the movie the dragon tattoo Liz Salander she had a conservatorship

y'all never seen the dragon tattoo I've seen it but I forgot it and the dude was like abusing her it was a really fucked up situation and I bet that happens that's where you got your theory of Bitches with tattoos All got

She did mention dragon tattoos The girl with the gauged earlobes You ever saw that movie? I'm just saying bro It adds up It doesn't add up No I haven't heard that Not even just tattoos

Like weight gain A lot of girls are gaining a lot of weight after That's true How do I desexualize myself? Yeah exactly Yeah And we think they're crazy for that but they just don't want to be um you know victimized victimized objectified all them girls was just they had it rough yeah they had it rough shout out to san antonio san antonio is absolutely amazing city with with with so much charm and i mean this and it sounds like i'm joking because everybody makes

fun of san antonio I've never been there before. You go to the Alamo? Pardon? You go to the Alamo? I did go to the Alamo. We took that shit back. Yeah. Have you seen the Alamo?

Yeah, yeah. Do you know what it is? It's like the thing in Texas. It's not. What do you mean? He's from Texas. I know. It's socks.

Dude, it's socks. 86 people fought 3,000 Mexican soldiers there, man. Come on. 86 versus 3,000. Why do you care? That ain't the FPS. dude it sucks 86 people fought 3 000 mexican soldiers there man come on 86 which is 3 000 that's another one where it's like no one was counting like yeah that's some shit we're like 300 hey watch your fucking mouth dog watch your fucking mouth dog we remember the alamo dog we remember do you they were killing you remember do you know do you remember the Alamo, Doug. We remember. Do you? They were killing you. Do you, though? Do you remember the Alamo? I remember enough.

Who is the Alamo? It's the building. What do you mean, who is the Alamo? I thought it was the tribe. I thought it was the tribe the whole time. I thought it was the tribe. No, Texas overrates it to a degree. I get it.

It's not that impressive. It's a shitty little building. I was telling them, even on stage, I said, you should have built another one when they took it over. It was super small. The little fort that they had. It's a fort. They got taken over, right? And they took that shit from them in the first place.

Mexicans were just trying to get their shit back. Yeah. Right? Yes or no? Yeah. So, whatever. So, there was some big fucking fight, and they got it back. And then, probably.

David Crockett was one of the guys. Come on. David Crockett, dog. He died there. How respect. He did. He did. All all right we did not remember that so yeah they gotta do better branding with the whole remembering the album but san antonio what i like about it is it's not trying to be another city i love that and i think that's so cool like you go to all these cities around the country around

the world even they're just trying to be new york they're trying to be la i have a real issue with dallas since i've grown i feel like trying to be LA it's trying to be LA in New York Like the bars are called Park Ave and Madison is like what do you find tells the pop-up? They don't have the charm of the city. They write like a la hotel New York some cowboy boots in a fucking bolo tie that's Dallas and your oil people and it will be places that have cool unique Culture or look really great. That's my biggest issue with Toronto. Like I love the people in Toronto I love the culture in Toronto and but then you're in Toronto. It's like it's trying to be new york they always tell you oh we're just like new york right and you're like no you're not at all some dope shit going here like i love that shit you

love the city but it's not new york because you're from new york yeah but you love it because you go to your celebrity because you're from where they want to be yeah i love that shit yeah i know all i'm saying is going to san antonio like the hotel even when we were saying that it felt like old western like it felt like 310 to yuma you know what i'm saying it felt like it used to be a town where there was like one bar with the switch you know the doors that go like that saloon the saloon yeah it just had this vibe and i was like oh this is cool this is unique finally the riverwalk was sick it was like okay a city that's not trying to be something else it's like cool build it's the seventh biggest city in the country and it's building its own thing and it's in it yeah i thought it was really

cool no i like that i like that i figured that you would like that shit yeah you like some authenticity i like authenticity and i hate seeing dallas i loved growing up there but now it's like you're not new york and like they think they're rich and it's like you're not shit is cheap don't you think some of the oil people got money out there? Oh, there's some old money out there for sure. But a lot of the people you see, like, really trying to flex and act like they're the shit. It's like, bruh, it's got that Miami kind of thing. Miami has its own culture, but Miami has a thing where people are, like, really flexing and acting like they're super wealthy.

And it's like, some of y'all are, most of you are not. Yeah, and those people ain't from Miami. Those are, like, New Yorkers that moved down to Miami to, like, save money. Super rich Spanish people or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? Europeans coming in. Not you. All right, guys.

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Visit earnest.com slash licenses for a full list of licenses now let's get back to the show all right we back um let's talk about this delta variant man some people saying we might get some lockdowns again god damn it yo god damn it now that's on y'all too bro i knew it would be i told you the shit that comes from india is gonna fuck up everybody most mutated bro they mutate that's what we do we got it's the dirtiest country i've ever been to i've never been to china india by far the dirtiest country i've ever been to whatever the fuck makes it out of there yeah we're not ready son that shit is that's ford tough yeah built ford tough do you think that we can Lock up again psychologically No

No way right The numbers will have to be crazy And I think states will try But it's gonna be like rebellion New York might try County might try But I don't think the citizens are having it New York is a pretty liberal place

Motherfuckers are so happy to not be wearing masks right now. That's hilarious. God, dude. People who don't look like fucking the guy you would think is a big anti-masker walking around with no masks on the train. They're just not doing it anymore. We're done mentally. Well, at what point do they just say, like, now people get COVID

and it's okay because you're vaccinated and you're not going to, you're more than likely not going to die. Chris Paul got the Delta variant and he allegedly got it from his masseuse and he's vaccinated. The thing about the vaccination is it doesn't stop you from getting

it. It's just if you do get it, I think one, it's harder to get it and two, if you do get it, your body can fight it off better. There's always that percentile. That's what people never really they don't put that in their mind they're like 95 effective right and that's amazing effectiveness like the efficacy is great but you can still get it yes yes there's a five percent chance you get it and within that five percent chance i'm sure there's some people that might even die but the majority of people won't and ideally we get to a point where it's like yo we can continue on uh and have a normal society without the risk of you know putting hundreds of thousands of

people in the fucking hospital their concern is there's some states where vaccination rates are really low yeah and in those states things could get fucking nuts and that's on y'all yep like i i hate to say it but it's on y'all like when we got the vaccine i if you got the vaccine thinking that there was no risks you're an idiot yeah we all got vaccinated or those of us who have got vaccinated got vaccinated because we wanted shit to get back to normal okay yep now if you're not vaccinated you get that shit and you die that is your risk that you took. You are risking your body with COVID. Some people that are vaccinated are risking not being able to return to a normal society, right?

And we're willing to take that risk. And that's fine. And you got to live with that. But you can't do pouty face if you go get the Delta variant when you decide not to get vaccinated. And you can't be pouty face even, I wonder, I don't know. You could probably do pouty face

if your state shuts down, even though you don't want to. Right. Because you're like, yo, let's take the risk. I'm ready to go out here. I'm ready to get this shit. The only thing that's fucked up is what I feel bad for are

you can't vaccinate kids. And I'm happy about that because we don't know what the fuck this thing does to people. Right. Right. But I'm also a little bit concerned because what if the Delta variant starts affecting kids worse? Yeah. You know, the fuck this thing does to people right but i'm also a little bit concerned because what if the delta variant starts affecting kids worse yeah you know the whole time we were basically

like yo kids have great immune systems they're gonna be good if they get covid everything's fine yeah but if this one or another variant affects kids in a more harmful way now we gotta start shooting kids up a shit that we really don't know what's gonna happen yeah 10 years down the line 20 years on i mean i'm okay to take risk. Isn't that historically what most vaccines have been, though? Like, the fucking smallpox vaccine, they didn't know. Yeah. They didn't have 10 years of research to know how it was going to go, controlled studies. Yeah.

Hey, this shit is ravaging the world. Yeah, yeah. Here's a potential vaccine. Let's everybody just take it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's- Yeah, that's every time we take anything. And there could be.

I'm sure Mark said it well. It's like, anti-vaxxers, you don't have to be an anti-vaxxer, but also the people who are like shitting on anti-vaxxers act like no vaccine could possibly have any negative side effects whatsoever. That's not true. But generally speaking, the risk is worth the reward. Yeah. I want to go out to dinner. It doesn't take much for me to take a vaccine.

This idea that like, oh my God, there's this hill that we cannot get over or get past in order for people to get vaccinated it's i did you just have to take one thing away from me yeah in order for me to take vaccine like if you said you can't take ubers without vaccine i'll take a vaccine for anything yeah there's nothing i wouldn't take i take prep i take the hiv medication right i take whatever you want so i can take ubers yeah so if you just remove one little thing from my life and i get to see other motherfuckers doing that shit like low key. Florida is the only reason people get vaccinated up north, because if the whole country was shut down, you wouldn't feel like you're missing something.

But when the whole country saw motherfuckers party and living that good life in Florida and Texas, they're like, shoot me up. Yeah, I need a party. Yeah, I want to go to Marquis. I want to go out to dinner. Yeah. I want to live my fucking life again because these Puerto Ricans just having an amazing time

down there in Florida. Yeah. So that's on us. Yep. So if this vaccine does turn out to be bad and we get all mutated and fucked up, can't have kids,

my bad, yo. Science will figure that out. We got time, yo. Come on. Sorry we moved down to miami and had incredible success real talk but now we can afford good treatment so there you go yeah we might need some freezing nut or something say yo we could have maybe we should have done that maybe we should have frozen our nuts girls should have frozen their eggs yeah maybe we should have

before you never bust in the freezer one time to save it for posterity put that shit in the ice tray yeah hell yeah yeah that's how you freeze nut for the future y' You never bust in the freezer one time to save it for posterity. Put that shit in the ice tray. Yeah, tell you. Yeah, that's how you freeze nut for the future. You never bust in the ice tray. Yeah, you never you never played ice tray roulette. I would I did it freeze pop. You never busted one of the water. Cloudy, bro. My water.

Yeah, you cloudy. I'm saying, bro, that's the roulette. Yeah. But you just got to do it blind blind You bust in one of the trays One of the cubes Nah that shit pisses me off though What does? My girl's chewing ice And I'm like

Oh now you're gonna chew ice Wow That's so weird Once it's frozen You're gonna chew ice But yeah Why doesn't the government Just be honest with us

We can take the honesty That's the thing That's a little annoying I think that's something Antiquated by the government Is like They think that we can't Handle honesty yeah we can't

certain things we don't want them to be honest about but there's certain things that we do you say we can handle the truth no honesty you sound like you're arguing with a girl right now you're like no no i'll be honest with you i'm not going to tell you i'm not going to tell. I'm being honest about how untruthful I'm about to be. No, no, no. I guess what I'm saying is, it's just like, yo, do you want to go back outside? Hey, this is the fucking deal.

You want to go back outside or not? Yes? Well, we need seven out of 10 of y'all to take this fucking shit. Which one of y'all are going to be the heroes to open up the whole country? And that is some heroic stuff. We are taking a vaccine that we do not know what happens

so that the three out of the 10 can also go out and enjoy fucking life. If you're someone who does not get vaccinated, I think we said this on this podcast. I think it was on a podcast. Maybe somewhere. It was in a green room.

It was in a green room. Exactly. If you're someone who's not vaccinated and you see someone who is vaccinated, you thank them because your pussy ass is able to go out and enjoy fucking life because people got vaccinated. All right.

So we're not afraid of this Delta variant, man. What about Scottie Pippen, man? Yo, so Scottie Pippen has just been a while in the media. Last week, he went at Kevin Durant. He said the reason they lost, they didn't play team ball. Kevin Durant bodied him and was like, isn't this the same guy that wouldn't go in when Phil Jackson drew up a play for a teammate? For the better shooter. Yeah, for the better shooter.

Yes. Then this week. Scottie Pippen never had a jump shot in his life. I don't know why the fuck he wanted to take that shot. I've never seen Scottie Pippen had a jump shot. Even when he was playing, I would see him take jump shots. When he was playing for the Rockets, I was like, why is this guy shooting the ball? I've never seen you make a jump shot.

You defend motherfuckers and you lay it in. That's it. And you pass. And you pass. It was great. He was that point forward. He's Ben Simmons back it in. That's it. And you pass. And you pass. It was great. It was that point forward. He's Ben Simmons back when shooting wasn't as important. There you go.

They got carried by Michael Jeffrey Jordan. You had a great sneaker, Scottie Pittman, so I think you got a little bit elevated in the way that you were remembered. But the reality is the game was not complete. That's true. Great defender could get to the cup but could not shoot the ball. So the play should have been called up for Tony Kukoc, and he hit the fucking shot.

How are you still bitter about winning the game? He hit the shot with you on the bench. Pouting. So wait, he's complaining about racism from... So he said Phil Jackson was racist, and that's why he drew up the play for Tony Kukoc, because he's racist. And he also said that Michael Jordan passed the ball to Steve Kerr.

It was for the cameras. It was for the cameras. Because in the finals, it was game one of the finals against the Jazz, one of the years, they have Jordan on the bench saying to Steve Kerr. It was for the cameras. It was for the cameras. Because in the finals, it was game one of the finals against the Jazz, one of the years, they have Jordan on the bench saying to Steve Kerr, if they double me, I'm coming to you. Be ready to take the shot. It was a game-winning shot, and Steve Kerr was like, I'm ready. I'll be

ready. And then that's exactly what happens. They double Jordan. He kicks out to Kerr. He nails a three. They win the game. But Jordan said that to him like that's not why he was brought to the team. Like Steve Kerr wasn't, hey, we'd like you to dominate the ball. You're a big man. You're a lockdown defender and maybe go on a post a little bit.

No, you were there for when the black guys get double teamed and you're wide open around that arc that's real far away from the rim. And we need a white angel.

There you go. We need a white angel. A God's basketball player to score a hoop. All right, come on. It's like Michael Jordan described his job description you know yeah you're right no you're right you think steve carroll's like well they're not gonna

inbound it to me what's going on here i thought i'm trying to dribble out the clock and i'd cross over i make magic happen that's a good point that's a good point but here's what i realized scotty pippen is doing he's got a memoir coming out oh now all of a sudden it makes sense there you go. Now he's just trying to grab her. I didn't know that. I looked. Yeah, I kept reading.

And then it says he has some memoir coming out. And this is what a fucking loser Scottie Pippen is. Why don't you just do a memoir about how your wife is getting railed out by the entire NBA? You know who's not racist? It's Larsa Pippen. Larsa Pippen is an open-minded ass woman, yo. Because she's been getting cracked open and cleaned out by the whole league. And she has been going down in skill level.

Like, Scottie is a top 50 player of all time, probably. Yeah, yeah. Right? And she's fucking, like, not even the best player with that name. Right? Malik Beasley, right? He's not even the best Beasley. Who's a better Beasley? That left-ik beasley right yeah he's not even the best beasley who's a better beasley that left-handed beasley who's a little crazy oh no no no no he was the number two pick

overall wasn't michael beasley michael beasley way better beasley yeah he's like big delonte yeah he's a little kooky you know i only won't call him crazy no more because the britney combo be a little bit kooky got the tattoos and shit shit. Didn't smash LeBron's mom. You think LeBron made Delonte crazy after smashing his mom? I would. Like fucked with his meds and shit like that? Wait, what happened? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Delonte West was dicking down LeBron's mom during the playoffs. Allegedly. Allegedly. This is all alleged. Yeah. You never. Thank you very much.

You never heard this story? No. Oh, this is great. And then he literally went crazy and he was on the side of the highway like begging for cash yeah yeah yeah for years yeah anyway it was like homeless i mean it was bad bad situation he needed a conservatorship he needed his conservator yes yeah man a little crazy a little crazy but back to the scotty pippen shit it's just so weird man

it's just it's just pathetic yo you're top 50 player of all time you're rich just fucking chill just relax and his team ball comment about kevin durant uh he also i don't want to pull up the exact quote but something he said something to the effect of michael jordan and i were really great on the court off the court we weren't really good friends and i didn't like how i was depicted in in the media where he got all the credit one player got all the credit and basketball is a team sport the credit should go to the team which is fucking ridiculous right but also that's why oh kevin durant didn't win because he didn't play team ball never mind the fact that he was one toe away from hitting the greatest game winner maybe we've ever seen right to win a whole fucking

series but he's like oh he didn't play team ball that's why he lost he just wants to get his own credit yeah basketball is not an individual sport it's a team sport nah it's an individual sport that's why you individually have zero rings but so does jordan that's true i mean we can't deny the effect that scotty had on the on you're right i mean he's literally one of the 50 best players of all time yeah he can't shoot the ball but an unbelievable force out there. And to have a guy that size who could handle the ball and defend and pass, it was very impressive what he did. He changed the position.

But Jordan got rings without Scottie. Pardon? Jordan got rings without Scottie. No, no, never without Scottie. Without Tony. Without Tony. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

But Scottie was there for all six. Scottie was there for all six, yeah. And there was drama, but he was there. And I think Jordan said, look, that's my best teammate ever. And he's very clear about the effect that Scottie had on the team. So you can't take that away from him. But it just does suck that he's got to resort to that in order to sell ranks. Because if Phil was racist, why don't you say something when he was the coach of the Lakers?

Why don't you stop racism? Why don't you stop the promotion of racism? Why don't you say something when he was the coach of the Lakers? Like, why don't you stop racism? Why don't you stop the promotion of racism? Why don't you say something when he was on the Knicks? Like, if Phil is this great racist that all of a sudden all these black people exalt, these black figures exalt as one of the greatest mentors of all time. Not just coaches, but like the way that Kobe speaks about Phil, the way that MJ speaks about Phil, Shaq even. Shaq loves Phil.

You know? So it's like, it's kind of weird of weird like you're the only person that he's racist to because you can't shoot yeah do you think he ever had a game winner where kobe or michael wasn't taking the shot but he's like hey sasha vuchic vince or whatever the fuck this game winner is for you yeah never bro that's fucking arrogant he's racist because he didn't think you could shoot better than the white guy from europe like you always pass it to the white guy from europe yeah i get annoyed when i watch in the league and i see white guys hit shots from three point because i'm like that's why they're there like you can play up on them because they're not blowing by you and going to the cup he's getting their face you know what they're gonna. Close out. Every time you close out.

Especially if they're foreign. If they have an accent, if they're going, boss, boss. If you can hear an accent when they're calling for the rock, you jump. You know they're shooting. It's unbelievable, right? Right. So the fact that it's racist that he didn't ask you to miss the last shot when you knew you fucking would. In a regular season game.

Low ass stakes. Yeah. Who's a fuck dog? Grow up, bro. Nah, that's whack. ask you to miss the last shot when you knew you fucking would in a regular season game low ass stakes yeah who's a fuck dog grow up bro nah that's whack i'm gonna probably trust kobe shack and michael when it comes to racism over scott scotty yeah but it would be funny if if phil was the one that told michael like look republicans buy sneakers like all of a sudden like all the things that like fit like phil's the one That made Shaq Become a sheriff You know what I mean You should really

Get into policing Hey blue lives matter man Blue lives matter Yo that's Yo Phil's like I think that you Should date a Mexican I think that they

I think it'd be culturally Way more aligned With your values Like what if it turns out Phil's really a racist That'd be so funny And he instills sneakily All these racist values?

But he was all into that Native American shit. Who? Phil Jackson. Kobe, you really look forward to being a father. Who gets pregnant more than Mexicans? That's who you should marry. Oh, shit. Wait a minute.

Phil was really into the Native American shit. Yeah, wasn't he? That's right. He'd bring people into his office and be like, oh, do you want to? He coached in Mexico. Remember he coached in a Mexican league? But who's more racist than Native Americans? They were trying to not give us what God wanted us to have.

That's true. Remember when God said America's ours and they were like, no? Yeah, that's true. All race-based violence is because of Native Americans. Native Americans. It's crazy. Native supremacy. Literally, yo, son, it's my bad.

You're a qua. But God said, I don't want to take America. I know Manifest Destiny. I don't want. I know I want to have Thanksgiving with you and everything's cool. But then God came. God. We're not talking about some guy.

God said, I have to go from one body of water to the other. What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do? Come on, bro. I'm very impressed how you could use all parts of the buffalo but god said i have to take i gotta use all the parts of the country yeah you should understand this you should understand this more than anything see the shining sea you see what you did with the buffalo we're gonna do that with america that i mean like it's shocking to me that the native americans at

that point just didn't go oh my bad god said it okay yeah haters bro haters they were big time haters super haters bro yeah think about that man like you would think you know i mean even think of people who respected god so much would respect god's wishes bro we came with weapons bro we had guns like god gave us guns you guys believe in sacrifice right we were sacrificing all y'all yeah you getting sacrificed real talk and if human sacrifice was that valuable to y'all what happened like you know what i'm saying like you should have got like the most plentiful harvest the next year when we were coming through you know what i'm saying like where was all the pumpkins at?

Where was the corn? That's why America got so much farmland. That's why we got so much corn specifically. Human sacrifice. Human sacrifice. The natives didn't invent corn, but they were the first people to put corn out there, made that shit pop.

What is the most harvested crop in America right now? Corn. Sacrifice all them natives. We got the corn. So anytime you drink a soda, thank the natives. Anytime you're eating motherfucking chips and guac, thank the natives. Anytime you're having tacos, thank the natives.

Man, yo. Well, they thank the natives or thank us. The natives for their sacrifice, bro. But we wouldn't have had all of it if we didn't sacrifice it. Well, thank you guys for sacrificing them. Thank God. Look, either you believe in God or no. This is a conversation about faith here.

You don't have to feel bad about killing all the Native Americans and completely removing them from their land if you believe in God. Right, right, right. That's what God wanted. Yeah, you're right. We did not want that. White people do not. White people are pretty cool. We did not want that. Yeah. White people do not. White people are pretty cool.

Yeah. We go to native people's countries all the time. Chill. Drink a Mai Tai. Yeah. Build a couple churches. Convert some people. Get out of there.

That's it. But if God is like, this is ours, what are we to do? What is a God-fearing human being to do? Capitulate, bro. Son, do natives kill their own when God says so? They're gone. The Aztecs did, right? They do. So if our God says, we The Aztecs did, right? They do.

So if our God says we got to get y'all out of here, then we're wrong? Y'all should be the most understanding. Yeah. Al, am I off on this? If God said it. I mean, we had the holy wars because God. That's true. God made people fight for Jerusalem.

It wasn't for no reason. God said. Yeah, we weren't bored. You're just the messengers. You made people fight for Jerusalem. It wasn't for no reason. God said. Yeah, we weren't bored. Son. You're just the messengers. You're just the messengers. I believe in God all of a sudden. Because I don't want to believe we just took out these natives for no reason.

No, no, no. No, you just UPS, bro. We just UPS. We just delivered a message. Right? You guys are super quiet right now. Come on, Al. Come on. See, Al doesn't have respect for american culture

that's what nope yeah come on why don't i have respect for american because you're not on board you're not on board with this that is the one thing moving native americans is the one thing that nobody gives pushback on like we need to right the wrong like reparations like how can we treat black people like that and then people go well should we give the land back to native americans like come on come on come on come on it wasn't even america back then it wasn't even Like how can we treat black people like that and then people go well should we give the land back name Americans? What we talk about like pay taxes, that's a good Black people even black people don't have no sympathy Taxes we will not talk about that is the Patrice O'Neill bit on what reparations should be. Black people should be exempt from federal

income tax. Because? Because we're all slaves to the government. Black people have already been slaves. So now we're double slaves. That's the line. Remember Mr. P? That's a good ass point. Let's go. So you're good with that. Black people don't pay taxes. That's actually wild though.

How much y'all pay in taxes? When you add up the kids and shit. It don't matter. What do you mean? It don't matter. If we didn't pay taxes, we'll be happy with that. Very happy. I didn't realize mad people got reparations. That's actually a great solution. Mad people got reparations. I didn't realize that.

Apparently Japanese internment camps, they all got reparations. How much? A couple. Something. What'd they get? I need to know exactly. I don't know exactly. We'll ask tables they sit at at the sushi restaurant. Yeah.

That was their reparations. They didn't get chairs. They should have. That was their reparations. I've asked you, do you think we gave them little tables for the sushi restaurant? None of us could think anything else. He tried. He tried.

I respect that. But they got, Native Americans got reparations apparently. Some. What'd they get? They just got moved to land. They got money on the reservations. Yeah.

Free land, some money, and no taxes. Jews got reparations after the Holocaust? I don't think you would want that land, to be honest.

Yeah, you got Israel. That's true. I don't know if that was reparations, but that is a good point. You got something out of it. Okay, so what do we do?

Do we create a tax haven in Atlanta? Is Atlanta a black tax-free zone? I wouldn't want to live there, but yeah. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second because, well, you know what it is, man. It's hard dick time, and we want to make sure that you guys are hard.

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Come on, man. Everybody got to get their march. If the Knicks won, you don't think that we're going to get some shit out of our system? We're going to be wilding. The thing about marches is like when gay people have their march, and I'm sure people have done bits about it, but it's like, oh, they're so gay and everything like that. It's like, that's their day. That's their championship.

Let them get it out their system. When the Yankees won, we fucked up the city. No one says that to you about on your birthday. They're like, wow, you made the whole day about you. That's their championship. Let them get it out. That's just when the Yankees won, we fucked up the city. No one says that to you about on your birthday. They're like, wow, you made the whole day about you. It's like, yeah. Yeah. You go crazy on your birthday. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Puerto Ricans, y'all go crazy on your day. Everybody goes crazy on their day. A little too crazy. You know what I mean? What is that day? But wait, this is a month, though, that they get. That we got to chill out with because that's too much. But I love the idea of a day you go wild out

on your fucking day that is kind of foul they get a full 30 31 day I know we're not talking about oh yeah go go in the summer what would you I don't know I thought he's talking about the parades going wild y'all gotta pray where you just throw rainbows dust at everybody that

you got the wildest shit in Pakistan yeah holy that's crazy that's the guest gayer than the pride parade we got to mix them together yeah oh yeah our shit is lit yeah our shit is lit it's the same y'all just throwing sparkles at everybody you're getting dirty for no fucking reason dancing weird gay lebron james yeah wrists are all broke yeah both of y'all just absolutely it'll be the most fun it'll be the most fun yeah right i'm just saying everybody acts like an asshole on their on their parade day so we shouldn't be surprised by it just let them get out the system but they get a full 31 day month in the summer yeah black people get 28

days in the fucking coldest month of the year you know they don't like winter yeah that's fucked up yeah but now we got juneteenth oh yeah, yeah, Juneteenth. Also, you come into the game month, but June is 30 days. But you get 28. Sorry, I want Yeah, but we got 28 plus Juneteenth. So now you still got 29. Juneteenth's a weekend. Juneteenth's a weekend,

bro. But you add that to the 28. So now you got 29? No, it's 31. But why can't you move it Black History Month to a warmer month so you guys can really celebrate? February, dog. You can't have no parade in February. You can't have no parade in February. Cut this month shit out, bitch.

Shark week is two weeks, bro. Exactly. Be grateful. It's one week, I thought. They bumped it to two? That's too long for sharks. Dude, cut it out. And nobody gets a month, bro.

White people get as much as we want, but everybody else has got to be a day. Just one day. Matter of fact, I don't think you should have a white day. Columbus Day. That's our day. Columbus Day. We should glean into Columbus Day. Everybody gets their day while out on your day.

Yeah. One day. You ever meet that girl that's like, oh, it's my birthday week. Oh, my God. Get over yourself. Oh, my God. I know what they're doing. They're divvying the celebration out throughout the month because they know it gets too wild.

If they let gay people just have one day. Be the purge. It's over, bro. That's why white people can't have a date, bro. White people. You're not going to be able to sit on a bench in Manhattan without getting blood on your jeans. What? Why is there blood? Because they're going to be butt fucking sit on a bench in Manhattan without getting blood on your jeans. Why is there blood? Because they're going to be butt fucking each other to oblivion, bro.

And then after that, it's just going to be stains all over the benches in New York. What I'm saying is that's a smart decision, right? They're like, oh, my God, they're going to celebrate too fucking crazy on this one day because that's their only day. You got to separate it out. Right? Put it over a month. Smaller celebration. That's interesting. One day it goes too crazy crazy i still believe in the one day thing one day for indians run it one day for

puerto ricans won it run it right this is great like a puerto rican one day babe no real one day for jews like do the whole fucking thing but if you do one day for the gays, that's like one night in a hotel with Andrew Gillum. They're going wild. Somebody's going to die. That's like crazy. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. I think that's why they tried to separate it.

They tried to like slowly disperse it throughout the month. They need a month. But black people, one day. No, no, no. We need a month. We need a month. We need like two months, really. Fuck.

What is this month? We need two months. Because they're going to be late to the first month. So they need a second one to try to catch up the whole thing no we need we need two months two months sounds good you think yeah i don't know dude yeah you're not gonna care as much for two months i'm telling you you're not gonna have any chance we could party we're gonna party honestly the et awards yesterday like think about like this and i really mean this i mean this seriously This is what they should do for Black History Month. You make it Monday off so it's a weekend. And people go Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

And then Monday is off from work. Is that Martin Luther King Day or a different day? Ooh, that's kind of fire. Martin Luther King Day is January though. That's fire. But I would move it around. You know how we move around Thanksgiving? Wow, this was like the third Thursday every month.

Boom. Same thing with Easter. Move it around like that so you get that full weekend and you really got a weekend and then people just go crazy and it switches around every year like the super bowl like yo my black black weekend is is in vegas this black we use san diego black weekend is in boston that would be fire tell me not that whole weekend of celebration of blackness, cool parties, fun events, Essence Fest. Essence Fest.

It would be Essence Fest. They already got that. Yeah. But it's not. It's different. Make it better. Make it better. We have a lot of celebrations though. Say what? Now that I'm thinking about it, we have a lot of celebrations. What, black people? Yeah. Okay, go. We use any holiday

for us. Easter is now our holiday. We get the flys on Easter. Y'all get fly, but it's not yours. We get fly and we party though. Mark, he just took your whole shit. We took your whole shit. Why are black people Christian? Oh!

Oh! Oh! Take that bro We should be bound out to some white Jesus Plant your fucking flag Yeah why are you a Christian Cause of Jews Oh

Reverse The reverse on the reverse Damn Come on Akash your religion is older Why are you afraid of the swastika Oh Oh shit Damn

I'll give you two months Black history two months He's negotiating I knew he was negotiating They just have better parties Oh my god We have the most lit parties. And look, we do Shabbats on Saturdays.

I want to be invited to black soul food Sundays all the time. When do we get invited to Shabbat? When I get invited to soul food Sundays. When does that happen? What the fuck is soul food Sundays? There's no such thing as soul food. Hold on. It's kind of like watching Big Momma's House.

Yeah. Not Big Momma's House. The movie Soul Food. Every time we come together. It's called Sunday Dinner, not Soul Food Sunday. No, it's not Soul Food Sunday. That's what he really thought. He thought that black people just gather every Sunday and try to kill their grandma with delicious food.

That's what he thought. He said it was like a comedy show. No, no, no. The food's still hanging on her body. It is a comedy show. Let me run it back. Let me run it back. Soul Food Sunday is a comedy show.

You guys do that thing where you dance through the line of people every time on your way to the food House of Blues used to do like soul food

stop it that's the source of black history it used to be House of Blues and then Laugh Factory would have chocolate sundaes for comedy

don't call it chocolate sundaes I want to be invited to chocolate sundaes hey Al can I come to chocolate sundaes at your house that would be so entertaining mama remember Boyz II Men did the soul food soundtrack mama you know I want to be invited to chocolate sundae. Hey Al, can I come to chocolate sundae? Is it your house? That'd be so entertaining.

So much fun. Mama. Remember? Boyz II Men did the soul food soundtrack. Mama, you know I love to lose a toe. What? You're singing the song. That's a different one. What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, that's Pride Month. Yeah. That's right. That's what it is. I'm from it. Mama, I just killed a man Didn't wear a rubber On my dick

Now he's pretty sick Mama Life Shout out to Queen bro Happy Pride Month y'all Yeah Being gay is so much more lit With that With that medication That doesn't give you AIDS Shout out to Queen, bro. Happy Pride Month, yo. Yeah. Being gay is so much more lit with that medication that doesn't give you AIDS.

Oh, God, dude. Yo, being gay is back. Yo. Being gay is back, bro. It is back, dude. Real talk. It is back, bro. We celebrating this month or what?

Say what? We gonna go out and celebrate this month? I started celebrating. I've been fucking dudes nonstop. I guess we got to celebrate. No, but I just don't like the month thing. I don't like the month because it feels unimportant. It feels unimportant, bro.

I'll be honest with you. Everybody trying to be Muslim, bro. Muslims get a month. That's their shit. They came in the game with the month thing. Nobody else. But they earn the month, bro. They don't eat.

Ramadan. They work for that. That's work. Ramadan is work. Exactly. It's not just party all the whole time. It's fucking work. Gay pride is work. W-E-R-K. How about that? Gay dudes. Gay dudes. Wait, what'd you say? Gay pride is work. W-E-R-K.

If you want a month, you gotta sacrifice as well. Yeah, you gotta be a fast. I think you sacrifice enough. During the day, you can't suck no dicks. I think you sacrifice enough. No, no, no, no. You sacrifice enough. No, there's got to be a sacrifice. I think you sacrifice during the day. I can't stop no dicks. No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no. So did Muslims. Yeah, they sacrifice enough.

They sacrifice Israel. They gave up a lot. Gave up Israel, their daughter's clits. There's a lot of things that they'll never be able to get back. Okay,

this is with you guys. What about a sacrifice during the day? If you want a longer holiday, you have to sacrifice during the day. I think that's fair.

Longer holiday, sacrifice during the day. You guys have to work for free for the day. It's a conservatorship. It's not free. It's indentured servitude. It's not slavery. Slavery came on way. That's it. I think that's a good ass point.

Also, we need to have a conversation about Hanukkah to be completely honest with you. That's a lot of days. I'll give you back Hanukkah, okay? Because Christmas, folks, you guys get it. We never want it. I don't want it either. We get shitty gifts. Cheap-ass gifts.

Cheap-ass gifts. You guys get one big gift. I'll take the one big gift. What are you talking about? Stop the negotiation. You know Jews ain't giving no big nothing. That's why you did eight cheap gifts because it's like, look, it'll cost us less in the

end. Yeah, here, take a gold coin. All my Jewish friends, they give me a gold coin. That sounds fire. Chocolate, brother. I gave you chocolate. Chocolate the whole time. He sent that shit to Fort Knox like I'm about to be rich off these dumb Jews. I was going to retire. God damn it.

I think eight days is a lot. It's excessive. We have to consolidate a lot of these things. Take it back. I think we should. Matter of fact, I think we should. That one you can have. We do love Christmas.

I don't think that Jews even like Hanukkah that much. I think that Gois, we assumed that it's their most valuable holiday because there's presents. Yeah. It's not even religious. It's a war holiday. Right? Yeah. Is it? Didn't the candles stay lit for... Yeah, during the Battle of the Maccabees. They got the most war holidays.

Wait, don't we have that too? Survival. What do we have? July 4th. That's an independence holiday. Veterans Day, Memorial Day. We were fighting with the holidays from before the war. Columbus Day. That wasn't a war. Well, it was a massacre, but...

That's a war. That's a war? Yeah, absolutely. Hanukkah's good for kids. I thought you were calling that a dud. That's it. But no, I think... What's the big one for you guys?

What is the big... Passover. Passover? That's just a struggle. That's hard. Ramadan's harder than Yom Kippur, though. Of course, we know it's harder. the big Passover. Passover? Hard. Ramadan's harder than Yom Kippur. Of course, we know it's harder. All I'm trying to say is there should be some level of sacrifice.

Jews. Not Jews. Catholics. Close. Lent, they give up something. You give up. There has to be some sacrifice. They just go on a diet. They pick the most fat food. Oh, I'm going to give up bread. They try to get it right. I'm going keto for all right god wants me to have a six-pack yeah like yeah it's called crossfit for a reason yeah yeah this most catholic workout

but come on i'm saying everybody got a sacrifice and even people who are not religious we're sacrificing the afterlife so everybody's making a sacrifice you always also have to make a sacrifice if you want a whole month what's your month how women got a whole month do women have a whole month a whole month al does that seem excessive if women just had one weekend it would be lit i think they get four days every month to be honest with you that's actually a great idea so what if you're black gay woman what lena waithe what is lena waithe taking vacation you got a quarter of a year yo a lot of time it's the whole year is just about you selfish selfish that's selfish is it not the whole year is about you that's a lot we

need to talk about that that in critical race theory we need to bring that up does anybody discuss that i'm of how much time she takes for herself. I mean, honestly, how often can we celebrate a human being? Also, who makes the rules for like what, like if it's a month or a year? Yeah, I didn't know women get a month.

Women get a whole month. Can you men get a month? This shit is all corporate, dog. Do men get a month? We finna. Nah, we don't get anything. But you know what? We don't want it. We not out there trying to be celebrated like that. I'm trying to be celebrated. Get the fuck out of here.

What the fuck are you talking about? Come on, Al. Come on. We supposed to be doing things because we're men. You get Father's Day, and even that is like nobody gives a fuck, bro. Honestly, I'll be honest with you. Did you look at on Instagram on Father's Day? No. you didn't

yo I'm sorry your dad ain't shit yo I'm sorry bro I'm sorry I'm sorry yo I laughed extra hard at you for that one yeah cause I'm good with my dad now y'all back black dads are back they're not there

but they'll be back. I'm just saying, when I was looking at Instagram for Father's Day and I was seeing all the beautiful Father's Day messages and shit, I was like, man, you got to be a loser if you don't have kids. And I'm out here with no kids. Like, it's beautiful, man. He's waiting. He only has his birthday his whole life. He's white, straight, male day.

Like, he's been waiting to have a kid. That way he can be celebrated. Okay, let me put it this way. Fuck Father's Day. Mother's waiting. He only has his birthday his whole life. He's white straight male day. He's been waiting to have a kid. That way he can be celebrated. Okay, let me put it this way. Fuck Father's Day. Mother's Day. Remember you saw the videos come out for Mother's Day? Sweet things that moms do. And that day where they finally get the appreciation, the gratitude for everything that they do.

And I was watching these videos. These fake feminist chicks that are just going to ride that feminism into not having kids and just being old and barren. I was like, how can you be on Instagram this day and not wish you had some kids and not know you've been lied to your whole fucking life because some ugly fat bitches ain't going to have kids anyway. So now they want you to be miserable with them. Yeah. Like I'm watching these videos. I'm

so I don't know. I felt it was so beautiful. You didn't think that a little bit on Father's Day specifically or mothers and Father's Day. Like I'm just looking to celebration of parents and i'm like oh such a beautiful thing to have fucking family yeah and i think it's cool to have those days i can't i have a hard time understanding not wanting kids i get like your lifestyle is better and above but at the end of the day you're gonna look back and be like yeah it's kind of empty yeah it's like eating dessert like i mean it's fun but then when you're done you're like that wasn't worth it yeah it's all kind of empty that's what a life without kids is to me you're

gonna look back and be like i'm gonna be honest with you if if my whole life is eating dessert that'd be kind of lit though like and i wouldn't know until i'm done nah you'd be miserable nah you're miserable for like a week at the end if i kept eating it and then at the end right before i died like man i wish i had some kids so I could not be here alone. Yeah. But that's one week of being sad for a whole lifetime

of just doing whatever you want. Son, that's a good, is that it? Because if how you describe it is that, then I got to rethink this whole thing.

Yeah, you just flipped them. You really flipped me. My whole life is eating dessert. I think you just flipped me. I think I don't want kids anymore. Think about it. I've been on to something, guys. Son, think about this. Your whole life is eating dessert yeah how long can we push these women off of uh push you know force us to

have some children about 35 years five years about 35 years no no how long the ones that we have right now we're in situations where it's about to go down you're about to be married yeah bro cuck yeah you're about to be married bro bro. That's cuck life, dog. That's cuck life, dude. Cuck life. No, but you're about to be married, bro. Are you nervous at all? I'm just ready for it to be done, man.

Really? It's just too much. I'm sure I'll enjoy the day, but yeah, all the little shit that goes into it, especially Indian wedding is this function, that function, that function. It's too much. Son, can I be honest with you, bro? I have this newfound respect for what Indians go through. I want to see these dances. I got to see him doing a dance. He's nice, bro. I have this newfound respect for what Indians go through. I want to see these dancers.

I got to see him doing a dance. He's nice, dog. I think he's a better dancer than you. I'm a way better dancer than you. I'm fairly positive. I'm a way better dancer. I'm fairly positive. I might not even come now.

Dance right now. Dance right now. Why are you threatening me with a good time? What is that? I might not even come now. Oh, no. We don't got to pay for you anymore. What are we going to do?

Nah, that plate is paid for already. You fucked up. No, it ain't, bro. No, it ain't. Yeah. We've also all sunk too much money on this shit, bro. I just, I had to order the outfits. Oh, yeah.

Did you get the shit? Yeah. How much? 300 bucks or something. Did you rent or buy? Rent. You could rent. Yeah, you could rent.

You know you could rent your outfits? I got yours made for the ceremony. Then you just wear suits for the other two. No no i'm wearing the whole shit the whole time i bet is it gonna be other people dressed stupid yeah yeah me yeah but all three i don't want to take attention away is there a color i can't wear like no no no okay because you know is there a color i can't wear yeah right he's wearing red that's tradition but i think i'm dressing like justin trudeau whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Red you can't wear? I mean, don't come head to toe red.

If you got a little red on the way. Pink? Can my girl wear pink? Yeah, yeah. Pink is fine. What about a reddish orange? Yeah, you understand those are two different colors. His eyes are going, bro. His eyes are going.

I got astigmatism. Yo, yo, yo. Hold on. I got an American wedding. Can I wear silver? Can I wear gray? What's going on? So gray is close.

You got to be careful. You don't want to be the person wearing the same color as the bride. Also, I'm going to be coming through fly. I don't want to pull attention away from your girl. There's nobody going to be looking at her. That's true. That's true. The way I look, nobody's going to think I'm Aishwarya Rai.

What did you say? You never got that sandwich at Katz, the Aishwarya Rai? You actually pronounced it really well. Aishwarya Aran. That's really good. That's the greatest Bollywood actress of all time. She's the baddest, dog. Super bad.

She's so pretty. She's getting her shit split by some guy with stank armpits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeez. Yo, so we're going to rent outfits for the rest of the time if I want to go full cloak and shit. Right. Okay? But I just want to make sure.

I want to make sure. Mark said they dress like AI on draft day with the oversized tee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Why are those shirts so long? I don't know because Soulja Boy. Soulja Boy is the first Indian. That's a good point.

He's the first person to do Indian wedding. He appropriate. I Boy Soulja Boy is the first Indian That's a good point No Soulja Boy appropriated He appropriated I think Soulja Boy Is the first person To wear an Indian wedding He invented Indian weddings He did invent Indian weddings But I was the first person

But do we Can we wear that For the other days as well? Or do we go suit? No you can wear Whatever you want I mean not whatever you want I don't want to be

The only person Dressed like that I'm going to be wearing Indian clothes every time What? I'm going to be wearing Indian clothes every time But how many others Will be dressed like that? I don going to be wearing Indian clothes every time. I'm going to be wearing Indian clothes every time. But how many others

will be dressed like that? I don't know. I can't answer that. But it'd be other people there for sure. 10, 20. Sure. Mark, are you dressing in the stupid outfit too? Hold on. And I'm wearing a pug. Oh, really? Hold on. I thought you'd give us that.

Do you guys want to get them tied Saturday morning? Son, it's a 6 a.m. Oh, wait, I got to come in earlier for that? 6 a.m., he said. Between 6 and 7. Don't get me between. Yeah, p.m.?

You wake up at 6 every day anyway. 8 a.m., Finn. What? You wake up at 6 a.m. every day anyway. 7 a.m. I wake up. Oh, so I can bring my own if I don't come to the...

They don't got a clip-on pug, son. They don't got some shit I could just boom, 7 and 3 quarters? Yeah, bring your own. Go ahead and try to tie that. You can't get a pug in New Era? How long did it take you to tie that shit?

Somebody's tying it for us. Yeah, how long? Why don't they tie it beforehand and we just put it on? Yeah, so right before I walk in, man. You gotta fit it to your fucking stupid head. It's seven and a quarter. I've had a tie and you take it off. And then you put it right back on and tie it up.

Or you could just ratchet it at the back like I do with my bike helmet. Click, click, click. Yeah, yeah. Just make it a little loose so you can just pop it right off and pop it on. Son, why are we not doing this? You're going to be dancing. That shit's going to fall off your head. You're going to look fucking stupid. Nick Cannon gets a tie every day. Thank you. Every day. I don't know what Nick Cannon

does. Thank you. Zipper. He's got a zipper in the back. I'm going to just YouTube that shit right before. Can we use our own material? Not really. I guess cloth. Do we have to wear it for the whole time? No. Cloth.

Cloth. I'm not a trash man. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. In fact, he can make fun of me about these mistakes. Cloth. You don't even know the material. I guess you can't use cloth.

And he thought about it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cloth. Cloth. I guess you just get through it. Cloth ain't even a material. Right? Cloth is a thing. It's not a material. What's a material? It's not a material you just get even a material right cloth is a thing it's not a material what's that that's not a cloth material you don't got a shit made out of cloth there's

silk cloth there's wool cloth yeah cloth is any of them say what any of them cloths i just don't understand why you're so upset at us embracing your culture what if i come in with an animal what if i bring an animal which animal what if i bring a really exciting one like what orangutan if i bring an orangutan yeah you know speaking sign language and all that that'd be fire that'd be good that'd be fire bring an orangutan but we're not gonna say anything offensive we're not gonna do anything offensive because they're not going to do anything offensive. Because they're orange and you guys will dye your beards and shit orange and shit like

that. So he's going to fit in perfectly. Yeah. He's going to be throwing mashed potatoes like holy. Don't be sick. Yo, why can't we bring animals to the wedding? Why is this concerning you? Bring an animal.

Say what? Bring an animal. Can I bring more than one? Sure. All right. What do you got? I'm going to bring another animal too. one hawk with the glove i bet bring a hawk hawk is fire bring a hawk i am gonna bring a hawk i prefer a hawk to orangutan if i had to choose i'm bringing an orangutan and i'm

bringing a hawk holding one in one hand one hand and one hand one hand in the other and i'm showing up to that way all right okay and it's gonna good. I like these. And we're going to put a turban on the hawk. It's only respectful. Say what? It is. And my orangutan will be Hindu and my hawk will be Punjabi. And heels and a bindi. It's going to be that. Heels and a bindi, I believe, for Mark. 100%. Mark is going to have...

Can I wear the nose ring with the chain? Which I actually like. That way you never lose the nose ring. Oh my God, that is such a fucking great idea because we should come dressed as 300. the nose ring with the chain yeah which i actually like that way you never lose the nose ring my god that is such a fucking great idea because we should come dress as 300 yes dress as the persians from 300 and that would be a phenomenal way to make our entrance to your wedding yeah and i think that people would appreciate it and we'll gallivant how would you gallivant how people do how people have gallivanted crazy gallivant we're gonna do a typical there's a mild gallivant? How people do. How people have gallivanted throughout history.

Not a crazy gallivant. We do a typical... Is it a mild gallivant? You can't gallivant mildly. No. More traditional. I would say it's more traditional gallivanting. What's a traditional gallivant look like?

Oh, it's, you know... It's an orthodox gallivant. Yeah, it's super orthodox, bro. Like, come on, dude. Like, you know, we... I mean, we're going to modernize it a little bit. It's a modern-orthodox gallivant, pretty much. What does that look like?

Hey, listen. I mean, like, I can describe things that are obvious, but, like, two plus two equals four. Like, you know what a modern-orthodox galavant, pretty much. What does that look like? Listen, I can describe things that are obvious, but two plus two equals four. You know what a modern-orthodox galavant is going to look like. All I'm trying to say is that we're going to go to your wedding. With the nose ring, with the chain attached to my wallet. No. I look like Big J. Oakers.

Yeah, you're going to look like Hot Topic. We're going to go there. Chain attach the nose into the wallet. Okay. We're all going to be dressed up in outfits. Can I pretend to steal bread and then they chase me through the way? One jump ahead of the bread. One jump.

Can he jump through an awning? The awning will save me. I'll jump down. The awning will save me. I'll jump down. I'll jump down. The awning will save me. And then Alex and Mark will be running after me, like, super angry and like, oh, where'd he go? And then I'll, like, hide inside a pot, and then I'll, like, pop out.

And then, yeah, you guys run and bang each other. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Keep going on that one. You guys run and bang each other's heads. And then you're going to jump on it, and you're going to jump to another one, and jump on another one. Yes. I'm singing riffraff. Street rat.

Scoundrel. Take that. Try it. Drop some little snack, guys Rip him open, take him back, guys Gotta take an inch, gotta take a chance Tell you all about it when I got the time This motherfucker knows every word in his shit

This song's fire How's it go? Oh, it's that Aladdin's at the bottom He's the one I'm rising from that's the whistle right gotta eat to live gotta feel to eat tell you all about it when I get the time

I was really asking legitimate questions these guys are just assholes we're all legitimate questions all legitimate questions I think that that's legitimate. Yeah. I think that we should play that. I think that's a game we should play.

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Make ship happen. Now let's get back to the show. And we're back. You guys want to talk about Derek Chauvin getting sentenced to 22 years? Yep. Yeah. Were people upset about this? Yeah, kind of.

How many years do you want? I think we wanted the death penalty. But it's a cop, right? You ain't going to get it. I mean, that's what we wanted. So we're not going to be happy. That's also second degree, right? That's right.

You can't give a death penalty for first degree murder. I think the most he could have gotten was like, no. You can only give for first degree, right? Yeah. Also, I don't know if they have death penalty in Minnesota. Whatever. We just wanted them to throw the book out. Yeah. The most he could have gotten was like 40. He could only get for first degree, right? Yeah. Also, I don't know if they have death penalty in Minnesota. Whatever. We just wanted them to throw the book out.

The top, the most he could have gotten, that's what we wanted. The whole 25 to life expression they wanted applied and they cut right underneath. But they did that, I think,

for cops, right? Probably. But I don't think he can get off on good behavior early either because it's a market charge. He has to serve mandatory two thirds. Yeah.

But, yeah. So he can get out of there in 15 years. He's 50 years old, so he can get out of there in 15 years he's 50 years old so he'll get out of there if it's good behavior at 65 and like the guy can have a life afterwards no after taking a life that seems it seems small i'll be honest with you it seems small yeah i was thinking like he's 45 he's 45 so he'll be out of there by 60. You do five more years in the force. Technically. I was thinking as fuck. Oh, shit. He could go back to work as a cop.

Sorry. He might not even have a bad jail time because he's, at first you're thinking, oh, they're going to fuck him up, but then the cop's probably going to look out for him. So I don't even think he's going to have like a really rough going jail. And maybe he'll be placed in a part of the jail where it's like people who are at risk within the jail. Like that's where they put like gay inmates and stuff like that. I think like people who get victimized in jail.

Yeah. Like he's going to be our protection. But sometimes that protection is like 23 hours in like a protected cell. And like for risk of killing yourself or getting killed, you're actually in the worst part. Oh, I hear what you're saying. You're going to go crazy because you're not around people. Did you hear what he said after

he got sentenced? Yeah, it was a little ominous. It was very strange. Say it. I'm paraphrasing, but he was like, I'm deeply sorry to the family and the Floyds and the tragedy that's happened. And but there will be more information coming out in the coming weeks. What does that mean?

I don't know. I think it means nothing, dude. But why say it? And, you know, it's calculated. You know, they said that he has to say it or his lawyers advise because they're obviously going to. What is it called? Petition the result of the trial. There's a word for it.

Appeal. Appeal. Yeah, they're going to also you're not supposed to say anything like after you get sentenced like you shouldn't say sorry you shouldn't say whatever really from like a criminal defense standpoint because like that's an admission of guilt or it can be used in court etc so like typically they just get sentenced and then go off and then the lawyer does the shit so what do you think is gonna come come out? I don't know. It seems strange. So I'm almost like, was it not calculated? Was this just him trying to get some shit going? I don't know.

Really weird. You think there's a little conspiracy around this? No, probably not. I think they'll just try to use some shit against George Floyd to try to reduce his sentence or try to get more biopsy and be like, oh, it wasn't actually me that

did it so reduce my sentence or something i don't know i think it's only fans oh yeah we got more videos we got more pictures everything that you love to see we got more angles it's coming you gotta sign up to the only fans uh yeah yeah yeah which isn't like i wonder why you wouldn't do that because a lot you probably make a lot of money doing OnlyFans. Hell yeah. And if you're already in prison for mad long, people are going to see you naked. Like, take a bunch of pictures before and then just have that shit just automatic upload once a week.

You might as well do some gay sex shit on it because that's going to happen to you in prison. Exactly. Oh, wow. But the people that support him don't support gay sex. Oh, right, right, right. Right? Well, not publicly. Not publicly, but maybe privately privately they really want it this is so interesting fans allowed

wow uh yeah wow and that's how you're gonna keep your family fed while you're in jail this is my theory with posthumous only fans okay go we were talking about this this weekend but like after after someone dies i think boom you just automatic everything goes upans. Ah, that's their last will and testament. Pay for the funeral. Pay for the family. Take care of kids. Yeah. OnlyFans.

You're already dead. It doesn't matter. Yeah, but nobody wants to see grandma's pussy. Why not? All right, maybe. Out of curiosity, it might not be a sexual thing. It's like, all right, yeah. Five dollars for grandma?

Yeah. Five dollars? No, but take it when you was hot. Oh, so do like the throwback yeah bro it's everything it's like the b-size it's the hits it's like the christmas album see how your parents got made yeah what you want to see conception the night of conception when your dad was just blowing your mom's back out the good old days son real talk you don't want to go back to that moment you don't want to go back to that moment.

You don't want to look at your dad, see the face he's making, and be like, oh, yeah, I see why she got pregnant that night. He was determined. Nah? So there's this website that you can estimate the song that was playing when you were conceived. Based off the billboard charts at that time. So your birthday is October 31st. 30th. 1983.

The number one song at that time was Men at Work Down Under. So it's very possible you were conceived to that song. It makes a lot of sense. Men were at work down under. They were. They were.

You know what else is crazy? My mom was working at the Australian Embassy. Oh, shit. That's down under. And a man was at work over there. Oh, shit. It was written. It was motherfucking written. March 18th, 1987. That's you? Yeah.

You know my shit so well. What was it? On My Own by Patti LaBelle. Yeah, that's about right. Son, I mean. I don't want to say it. Say something. Say something.

Say something. There's a kid from Florida. Say something. I'm just saying. Sometimes a song's right. Sometimes a song's right. My mom's going to fuck you up. I can't wait. I'm just saying Sometimes a song's right Sometimes a song's right I'm not saying it What's your birthday?

May 4th, 1984 May 4th If you had to guess, what do you think it is? Shit, something Michael Jackson or something Beat it? No, that's fucked up The song is by the police No, that's fucked up. The song is by the police.

So every breath you take by the police. Whoa. There you go. Okay. He's asthma. I got asthma. Oh, shit. There you go. Go.

It's so easy to be a hotep. All right, go. January 22nd, 84. Oh, shit. Here we go january 22nd 1984 billy jean by michael jackson yes wow go damn i just missed it you gotta go jealous huh no you gotta go no that's a specifier so go all right and then he didn't look 49 in that video though yeah. Mine is about a girl with two male names.

One Sweet Day by... Oh shit, you got a banger too. One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey, Boyz II Men. Oh fuck. And they had one sweet boy. Oh fuck. Makes sense. One Sweet Day is September 27th. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard that song in my life. You've never heard One Sweet Day? They sang it for their producer who passed? Banger. I had a cassette of that. Boys to Men. Yeah. That's fire.

Boys to Men, Amor I carry. But boys to men, from a boy to a man, you become in church. Yeah. Right? With your experiences with certain church figures. And you were one sweet boy.

Now I'm a man. Now you're a man. Now you are a man. Now you're a man. Now you are a man. This is possible. Did you just say now I'm a man? Isn't that what you guys had to make as a man? But that's just how it goes. I think if you're conceived, whatever the song is,

I think it plays into that. It affects you. If you had the video of it, you'd know for sure. Oh, yeah. We need to get the videos. You need to video Conception. If you're going to start trying, do us a favor and start videotaping only fams perfect

okay what else we got we got a rapid up I think we got to talk about this conspiracy this McAfee death it's kind of wild I did some light research on him but i probably don't know what you know so bust it down bust it down because i know i just

know who he was okay so he his big thing was he started mcafee antivirus software which is the first antivirus software yep and then he later on really started to hate like once he kind of sold his share whatever he started to hate what it became publicly was like yo fuck this company then he left that company tried to start a bunch of others that didn't work he was the head of a tech startup for a little while i think or like a tech investment firm something like that and then he started bitcoin mining and saying bitcoin was a future made all these outlandish claims it's gonna hit on a hundred thousand dollars in 2019 million dollars in 2022 it wouldn't happen then he just admits like yeah no i was just doing that for publicity to like try to drive the price up he's involved in murder cases investigations

yeah he was caught with some shit in belize he never paid taxes he believed everybody should be tax-free he ran for president of the libertarian party in 2016 and he was openly like i don't pay taxes and then fled the country because he doesn't pay taxes he's just been a wild motherfucker motherfucker just been the wildest. And also just kind of wrapped up, like, tangentially in conspiracy theories throughout his life. And so many. And so, like, he would tweet something and be like,

oh, this thing is, the vaccine's bad for you, don't take it. Yeah. You say that COVID's a hoax, kind of. And he would, like, he was just wrapped up in a ton of different conspiracies over time. And made a ton of different enemies. Right. Like, he had beefed with the Belizean cartel.

The Belizean government itself was after him because they thought that they killed his he killed his neighbor right so and all the people that he would just talk shit about generally i was speaking to a guy who did a not a documentary on him but like uh an interview right yeah he interviewed him like a while he went to his uh house in like nashville tennessee and he was kind of like a a kook in the in in way. Like he was just always thinking people around to get him. Alex Jones said that he was a spook, which means he was a spy. So he was working for somebody, but he was kind of like a missionary, missionary spy. What is mercenary?

Mercenary spy. So like different countries or different guns for hire. Yeah. Guns for hire, but with spy. And the rumor was that he had some like back channel a way to get into um different corporations uh i guess like files through his antivirus software so like he left open some things where he could like go through their files and he had a lot of dirt on people and the rumor was that there was going to be this dead man switch

that goes off if he dies now dead man switch has two very different terms the guy i was speaking to uh i said the term dead man switch he goes yeah that's not what you're saying for us because he was in iraq for a while he was like for us that's the guy who is the suicide bomber who's holding the switch right and if you shoot him and kill him the switch goes off right So he's holding down a dead man switch. He is the dead man. Right. So you can't kill him because the second you do, you kill everybody. Exactly.

Right. But the dead man switch, another term is also used as if you die, all the documents that you've accumulated, all this dirt you have on all these other people gets released. It means kind of the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the literal term dead man switch.

Yeah. Effectively, yes. Everybody else gets fucked over by killing him. And that's what keeps him alive. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the literal term, Dead Man's Switch, yeah. Effectively, yes. Everybody else gets fucked over by killing him, and that's what keeps him alive, yeah. And so what's interesting is he was kind of leaning into conspiracy almost about his own death. Like he got a tattoo that said whacked. He said, I'm not going to suicide myself,

so if I do die, it's somebody else. I'm getting, he had one tweet or something about like i'm hearing from the state department or the deep state or the people that control the u.s that they want me out of here blah blah blah what i'm also hearing about this guy is he's an absolute egomaniac he loves attention and if you are an egomaniac i love attention and we're going to kill yourself because you were going to be extradited to the u.s where you were going to be put in jail for the rest of your life maybe you kill yourself in the most fun way possible right right like maybe you just take yourself out because how much dirt does he really have on people and how important is he really in

this game apparently he had a bunch of like crypto wallets that were worth like hundreds of millions of dollars so maybe people wanted that money but outside of that you're not a real player you're not an epstein right you're not a maxwell right like you're a guy who was kind of included in these things but like if you got beef with belize you don't got real beef yeah you know no disrespect to belize but i don't even know if they got an army right you know i'm saying like there's there's levels of beef and conspiracy that go way bigger than the belizean but i don't understand if he's a spy why would he draw so much attention to himself? That's where I get confused. There's a disconnect for me.

So like, for example, like Ghislaine's father was a spy for Mossad, allegedly. And he was one of the most public figures in history. He literally had a media company that was massive. So just because you're a spy doesn't mean you're undercover. Sometimes the fact that you're so famous gives you access to these rooms.

Yeah, and he gives you like alibi and like, oh, I was just here because I was doing a promotion or whatever. Yeah, so a guy that was like a family friend of my parents, a guy named Moe Berg, was the guy who like took the pictures of what I think Tokyo looked like or something that passed that information back to America. And he did that when he was with American baseball players while they were playing baseball against Japan. They made that movie about him, right? I think they did. Yeah, yeah. He was kind of weird. Information I cannot share.

He was no longer allowed in my family's home. It was a little weird. But point being, sometimes you take those figures. Right. I'd be surprised if they didn't do it

with people in sports. Yeah. Some coaches are going to, hey, you're going to be a coach for the Dallas Mavericks while they go to this game in the Middle East. Yeah.

We would love you to coach for the team. Yeah. And that's all. Yeah. And definitely don't scope out any of these other team. Yeah. And that's all. Yeah. And definitely don't scope out any of these other things. Right. You're a coach.

Yeah. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if the Olympics people do the same thing. Got it. Like, if the Olympics are in the United States, you don't think that they're sneaking spies? Why would you want the Olympics in your country, then? I guess money, but, like, you're just opening up to everybody. I'm a trainer for whoever, Olympia,

Carrie Richardson or whatever her name is. It's, I'm just her, I help her stretch. Yeah. I'm her masseuse. Yeah. And it's not like not every single person's getting vetted.

That's not going to stop spies. You know what I mean? Yeah. Spies can get over there. Yeah. I'm in her business. Yeah. Yeah.

If anything, they're probably going to have more eyeballs on them now because they're like, exchange their information. Anyway, back to this McAfee motherfucker. So I think I know this is crazy to say, but I think it's just coincidence, dude. And I think that we love the drama. We need the story. It's Kardashians. Like, I think there's a lot of interesting things that are going on about this guy.

And he like fits the build of all this stuff. But I don't really think that he was whacked. I think he killed himself and i think we love the idea of uh these like famous successful people that are being taken out by the deep state because they have all this information i don't think the deep state gives a fuck that we know we knew about epstein they still killed that motherfucker i think the deep state is out there going they don't care they don't care about ufos they care about nothing gillane's still locked up they probably let that bitch walk gillane probably on the upper east side right now going to sax fifth avenue buying hats nobody gives a fuck we are the not give a fuck people we just like to pretend like we do but then if they kill epstein

to keep information from getting out that's what why they would kill mcafee theoretically is to keep shit from getting out we we can kill them and nobody's gonna care if we kill them yeah but we can't have that information but i guess i guess it's like confirm things from getting out but like we've had so many things that are almost confirmed it's like how many women accuse bill clinton of rape and shit like that like what do we really need bill to go i did it yeah you know i'm saying like like how many accusations do we need right right for like do we think epstein's innocent no we know he did some foul shit right do we think galane's innocent no we know he did a foul shit do we know that all these other motherfuckers were like buddy

buddy with them and going on vacations with them yes like what do we need to believe that prince andrew was fucking little girls on that island we got the girl that said it we got a picture of both of them in the crib it's true like how much more proof do we need? And I think on some level we don't even care about the proof. We just like the entertainment. So he's our new form of entertainment. Oh, this Epstein shit is done? Alright, who else is new? Are you the new thing to distract us? Are you our new soap opera?

Yeah. No, that makes sense. Just like we said with Britney, we just want the entertainment. We just want to watch the spectacle. The facts, who cares? That's not what's important. What's important is the fun part. The fun part is the speculating it's our virtue signaling like because we love to uh take down the government oh the government's so fucked up the government's so corrupt we talk all this shit and we do it even on a podcast oh they're so fucked up and they're doing this and then it's like what are we doing about it we still here we still here you know it's like it's no

different than like i don't know why this relates kind of but like there's that that's a different subject so we get to it later but all i'm saying it's a lot of bullshit there's a lot of bullshit people care like a lot of people oh we need to get to the bottom of this mcafee thing do we or is that your newest netflix drama to your argument earlier mcafee is more real than all of us because he was like i don't believe in taxes i'm not paying him i'm publicly not paying them government do. Do what you want to do. I'm about it. Leaned into crypto. That's probably why he killed himself. The crypto market.

That's really, someone told him that Bitcoin went to $30,000. He said, sayonara. He was listening to this podcast. He was like, oh, I'll buy in. I'll buy in. You should have held on, buddy. You killed McAfee, son. You're welcome, everybody. Why? Stop viruses.

We need him more than ever. We need him in China. Because of the fucking Delta variant. That's what you did. You wanted the Delta variant to get out everywhere so you killed the virus killer. Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do. For what? It's too much. Look, my ticket sales aren't good

so nobody can do comedy. How about that? Motherfucking Kansas City. Bitch- city bitch ass city hates on the city the city's full that's gonna be a lot of covid over there's all i'm saying yeah delta coming through only fucking airline with direct flights did you notice uh uh what's uh with uh mark what do you think man you are you're a resident conspiracy theorist i don't know. I mean, when you said it was coincidence, I don't think it's coincidence. Okay, go. So I think that either he killed himself knowing like, yeah, this is going to be the biggest thing. He has all these cases against him.

He's getting extradited to the U.S. People are like, oh, why would he kill himself over just tax evasion or whatever? It's like, first off, tax evasion, you get the book thrown at you like if you steal money from the government like they can fuck you over especially if you're a public figure that's made a whole movement out of this and they're like yo you're telling all these people to not pay their taxes they gotta send a message like we will put you out forever derrick chauvin times five get life think about this that director motherfucker raped a girl and it's just eating baguettes in France now. I don't know if there's extradition.

Polanski. Polanski. We don't have extradition. They don't have extradition. We can't just yank motherfuckers out of France. That being said, if we wanted them, we could get them. Yeah, we'd go full Belarus. We could get them.

We could go over there and we could get them. We could go Dark Knight Rises. Do you know what I mean? Send Batman over there, snatch him like they did that Chinese dude. Remember Dark Knight Rises? That's what Belarus did to the critic. That anti-government guy. Belarus? Yeah. Or

Saudi Arabia did it. Belarus. Yeah, so the dictator of Belarus. I've read his name. It's not Lomachenko. But it's... No, he's a boxer. Yeah. There's something really close. Best pound for pound boxer. He's the best pound for pound dictator in the world. Yeah, he really is. He's a boxer yeah there's something really close best pound for pound boxer he's the best pound for pound dictator in the world yeah he really is that's next level shit that's that's fire uh but basically he's got to be kim jong-un though there was a guy oh lukashenko okay so

basically he is pissed off at this critic that is like talking all this mad shit and the critic is flying from one country to another country never going to belarus flying directly over belarus so literally lukashenko's fucking cronies and like his government sends a fighter jet up to the ryanair commercial airline holy shit and goes yo you got to ground the plane and they go why we're going from country a to country b and they go nah but you're in our airspace and there's an issue with the plane and there's an issue with you flying over our airspace so you gotta land and so the plane comes down they bring authorities onto the plane rip this motherfucker off he's in prison in belarus even though he never went to the country wow they just snatched him out of the sky i love that spider-man i love that kind of i love that shit that's fire i mean like it breaks every law

it breaks every like it don't break the laws in belarus like you know what i'm saying you just gotta exist by you in our airspace knock knock right like you only gotta abide by your laws he decided to fly over belarus we got you bitch that's what you get for flying ryan air motherfucker what you exactly you want to take the fastest way you've got to go around belarus i'm never flying over bel again, by the way. I want to see his Yelp review on the fucking airline. He's like, this airline sucks. Super trash.

Food was awful. Terrible turbulence. I got murdered. I mean, that's crazy. Yeah. But he's about that life. And when you're a dictator, you get to dictate what the policy is. I bet you Ryanair don't do that no more.

I bet you Ryanair is going the long way found some new routes yeah i mean it's just air up there i bet you ryanair is still flying the same route yeah they might broke motherfuckers that's just the spirit of europe yeah but continue but yeah so that's just i forgot what we got there the point is everything yeah yeah i agree with you what i meant uh what i meant um did i think it was just, what was the word? Coincidence. I think he means he just wasn't murdered. Yeah. I'd have to see how he committed suicide or committed suicide.

Hanging. That's the other thing. I think it was hanging, but they're like, we have to know for sure. We have to need to do an autopsy. They're asking for more time. And it's like, what do you mean? If he just hung himself. Yeah, he's dead.

You could tell us, right? What do you mean? There's no pulse. He's dead. Meaning you know you did it from hanging. But I think they still need confirmation from the autopsy. Oh, yeah. I mean, but you could tell us right yeah what do you mean there's no pulse he's dead meaning like you know you did it from hanging but i think they still need confirmation from the autopsy oh yeah i mean but like you could poison someone and then hang him afterwards i guess there's other things yeah so his wife is asking for she's asking for independent autopsy ah but the autopsy from the spanish coroner came out and said it was a suicide yeah interesting story about his wife

uh prostitute in miami Yeah. Met her there. And like apparently the sweetest lady. Met her there. Wifed it up. Saved her. That's a come up. Good for her. That's the story. Like I need that. That's pretty woman. That's literally pretty woman. This guy was living that life, man. Scooped up

a pro in Miami. He said, you're mine. Let's travel the world and not pay taxes. You think that Richard Gere's character was paying all his taxes and pretty woman, rich motherfucker? Probably hiding that corporate money. No chance. Not paying not a single penny. Warren Buffett style. Working around the law like a cuck. Richard, what's his name? McAfee

said, I don't believe in the law. Fuck the law openly. The out. Everybody else. Bezos paying zero taxes legally. That's true. This guy said fuck that I'm gonna do it because I don't believe in this thing I'm gonna do it the illegal way They got a wife that fucks

You know So yeah we'd have to see I'm curious to know what the autopsy is And on top of that I'd have to see motive Like why Like what dirt does he have And then they said he has a dead man's switch and that didn't come out So if he says don't If someone kills me I have a dead man switch if the dead man switch is a lie

yeah then is everything else surrounding how you say you guys think he wants some hoopla bro like i think man loves hoopla dog and if you know you're gonna kill yourself you might as well create some hoopla you got a history of hoopla i will say this is someone that i don't think seems like they're mentally all together exactly i don't know if he necessarily did it like cognizant of like oh i'm gonna stir up like i'll kill myself i'm out but like i'm gonna create this whole shit storm i think he's getting exergiated being like oh they're really gonna do something awful to me like he's just like this paranoid schizophrenic that's like oh this they're gonna do some crazy shit on being guantanamo like blah blah i'm gonna take myself out before yeah and then they'll never believe that i actually took myself out yeah like i wonder if he almost had it as like like a cyanide pill kind of thing

that like if shit gets bad yeah i can just bite down on this and then take myself out but no one's gonna think i took myself out you know what i mean ah by creating this narrative beforehand yeah he always has an out yes and he basically just creates the narrative because he's an egomaniac i'm so important that the government would have to take me out like you're not that important like that's another thing to all these people who think you're so important that the deep state is taking you out is like we don't care right i think he thinks it though he he truly believes it and all these people truly believe it and that's their psychosis but like i guess one thing that like the covid taught me the pandemic taught me, like we don't care.

Like that bread and circus shit is true. Yeah. Like you give people $1,200, they don't care about Epstein no more. Yeah. You know what I mean? You give them $1,200, they could buy themselves a new dishwasher and shit. They don't give a fuck if it's UFOs out there or not. Keep Netflix cracking.

Keep it cracking. Yo, a new series is coming out. Game of Thrones is coming back. What? Yeah. We don't care about UFOs, bro. All we need is enough distraction to not give a fuck about you. And the only way the government fucks up is if they don't give us enough distraction.

If there's not enough distraction, we're going to find it. And when we start looking, you can look into some dark areas. There's some bad things out there, and that is our pretend distraction. We're going to out the government. No, we're not. We're not going anywhere. it's just to distract us yes we just want that's the circus so give us circus bro give us some ufos give us some drama with billionaires every once in a while sacrifice uh what's his face bill gates to the game like if you gotta sacrifice bill gates to keep shit moving beautiful you know what i mean sacrifice him when i mean sacrifice i don't

mean kill him but like dig up all this drama make him a bad guy make him look bad oh yeah and then we gonna we gonna kill him publicly or give us some shit to talk about we'll feel absolutely amazing as we trash this billionaire what an evil piece of shit and then warren buffett's next matter of fact if i'm warren buffett i'd i'd uh i'd offer myself you know back in the day in tribal times when you were the old person you were a burden on the tribe. Remember, you'd just be like, all right, I'm going to go out to the woods and I'll just stay there

because I don't want to be a burden on you guys carrying me around and shit like that. That's what Buffett should do. I'm 90, I had a great life. My time. Say I'm a pedophile, say I'm whatever the fuck you want me to say. Give the people the circus they need

to keep this shit moving. Yep. Because that's all we need is some distraction. Circus. It's all the circus. It's all we need is some distraction. Circus. It's all the circus. It's the circus. We Ringman brothers out here. And if fucking cable TV was doing their job, we wouldn't need all the government to step in.

I'm saying, bro. That's why Trump was so mad at SNL. He's like, come on, dude. They're killing me out here. Do your job. Make people laugh so I don't have to. Alright, guys. Let's do feelings feelings no facts with some sports topics uh mark take it away we got some interesting ones belarusian dictator lomachenko boxed this weekend yeah no but the lomachenko fight what'd you think um i mean he's just an elite two things one i thought um boxing's too long. Interesting. Yeah.

MMA is a better sport for the casual fan. It's 25 minutes. It is short. It's five rounds, right? So you need to be impactful in each of those rounds. It's the TikTok of fight sports. Yes. Well said.

It's the length of a sitcom. That's it. We're out of here, right? And what's brilliant about it is you need to demonstrate your ability in front of the judges every round. Right? You can't give away five rounds. I mean, I remember watching like – maybe it was like Floyd versus Oscar. And I think Oscar won like the first five rounds

and then Floyd won like the last seven or something like that. But you could do that as a boxer. You could just take your time. There is no take your time in MMA. The fact that it's only five rounds really pushes you to be impactful. Yeah. And furthermore, when you want to talk about like celebrity boxing, like I don't think Jake Paul or Logan or them should ever fight over eight rounds.

Yeah. Keep it interesting. Yeah. Keep it interesting, exciting. Keep it shorter rounds, shorter time. Go for the fucking glory. Right. Jake swings.

He'd be taking swing. You can't do that for nine, 10 rounds. Get it. 11, 12 rounds. No chance. So what was interesting about the Loma fight, it was boring in the first few rounds. And he's incredibly skilled. But once he started to be a little bit more impactful, land some big punches.

I mean, he was a magician. He's an absolute wizard out there. Right. And he fought the right guy. He fought the guy that beats my lookalike, Tiafimo Lopez. Apparently, we look exactly the same. so shouts to Tiafimo. You're doing great things with our face. He fought him and went to a decision.

So Lomo's like, I want to fight that guy and then knock him out to prove that we should have another fight because he wants that rematch against Tiafimo. So I think he earned it in my mind, and I'd love to see see that fight again and hopefully he can build some hype around it but the sport needs to change a little bit shorter less time less you know loma chanko lost to lopez the first time yeah yeah okay i remember you i didn't know but i remember you saying he's maybe the best pound for pound in the world yeah he was he was he was best pound for pound in the world he's unbelievable about gervonta davis oh my my God. This guy can hit, bro.

Yeah. He's exciting. I remember I saw a clip. I saw a clip of Floyd saying, unofficially, they're saying you're losing right now. I kind of like that Floyd said that. Yeah. And he felt almost guilty saying. He's like, yo, I'm never going to lie to you.

I'm going to be honest with you, blah, blah, blah. And most cards had him losing the first four rounds. Yeah. So I like that he said that. Right. He's honest with his fighter if you lie to your fighter he's not going to put out the same effort if you tell your fighter he's busting the other guy's ass why would he change anything you have four rounds of nothing so you can't criticize

floyd for that also that's floyd's fighter like floyd makes money off him yeah so you got to keep it a buck with the guy you want to continue to win and what do you do got that motherfucker out of here yeah um i don't know what did you guys think of the loma fight we were all watching it together i was impressed i had never really seen him fight before yeah so this is the first one where i was like oh yeah like everything as far as like footwork speed like intensity like he just like chopped him down the whole time yeah pretty amazing to watch right amazing to watch he follows through with every punch like i like that it's not there's no wasted punches yeah and i like that about a fighter where it's like every punch is is purposeful purposeful did it did you

guys notice that like he would set up angles where he could hit him and then not be hit back it's like really clever like what i mean so like what he would do sometimes is he would he would strike he'd like he very rare punch that you start with but he would do a straight left he's a southpaw so he'd do a straight left usually you start with a jab but he was straight left and then he'd lean to the side when he threw it and then kind of side step around the guy and then now he's out of both of his hands to be countered and then he's throwing hooks at him while he was right next to him and it was really interesting because he was so much shorter than the guy, he had to close distance, but he can't stand there and exchange with him

because the other guy could potentially win those exchanges if he's at a further distance. So it was just super high fight IQ, man. I mean, he's amazing to watch. He's so much fun to watch, especially with the footwork. I need to see a replay because whenever people talk about the sweet science, I don't normally get it. That seems like, oh, that get it yeah that seems like oh yeah you could see it with him he is but again we watched fighters that we didn't even know who the fuck they were earlier that night

on an mma card yeah more interesting really it's undeniably more interesting breaks my heart to say as a boxing fan but it is more interesting yeah and respecting nakatani the guy he was fighting yeah that guy like you got a chin bro his head was getting snapped back over the ropes i saw the yeah the difference in punches landed with some crazy shit like 101 to 24 or something crazy oh yeah i mean it was but the way that the punishment i mean he looked like a fucking pez dispenser dude it's just boom every every single punch but yeah now he's a beast what else we got mark all right tour de france yeah this is coming in high a woman is uh is standing there with a sign for her grandma and her grandpa, holds it out in front of what they call the Peloton of racers, and then causes arguably the biggest

crash in Tour de France history. This bitch got to work for WWE, because her clothesline was unbelievable. It looked like when they get hit with a chair. She just holds the sign out, somebody's bike hits hits it and it's like a massive pack of riders. One guy topples and then just a domino effect of everybody else falling. It's from one sign

getting stuck out. Also, the sign, keep in mind, is just a piece of cardboard. It's her arm that stops a bike from moving and makes the guy fall. The guy spun around her arm.

His chin got caught and he flipped around. I thought he was going to land back on his bike and keep going. What a pussy. What an absolute pussy. They need steroids I thought he was going to land back on his bike. What a pussy. Yeah, dude. What an absolute pussy. Yeah, what a bitch.

They need steroids. If he was on steroids, if he was using performance enhancing drugs, he would have held her arm in his mouth. Like a bulldog. 100%. That is the argument for performance enhancing drugs back in biking. Isn't that exactly what would happen in France? Just one arm takes out the whole fucking race.

You guys are getting slapped by your prime minister. It's so soft. It made bikers look like some real... It was a whole army, bro. Do you remember that one time when a biker said... I don't know. There was like a fight and then someone threw the person off the bridge? Wait, what? I don't know if it was Tour de France but it was some bike race and they were beefing or something

like that and he just threw either the bike off the bridge or the person. Very different circumstances different circumstances yeah i can't believe either yeah i might be mixing shit up anyway this bitch is serious bro you watch a mob movie yeah i think i might remember the kentucky derby they put the horse head they put his head right in there and it was really motivational and getting what the guy wanted like it's amazing how you can motivate people through blood yeah uh but yeah this bitch is serious we need to interview her we need her on Flagrant 2. Apparently she fled the country.

No one can find her. Apparently she needed to be a matador, bro. And just have that arm like that and watch the bull run into it and just go unconscious immediately. Concuss. Dude, I would love to know the conversation was with her grandparents. Like what it said?

Because she had a sign that says, Hi Grandma, Hi Grandpa. And I wonder if she talks to them and they're like, yeah, we saw grandparents like what it said because she had a sign that says hi grandma hi grandpa and i wonder if she talks to them and they're like yeah we saw there's a big crash in the tour de france yeah whoa that's weird i haven't heard about that well i guess he got the message it's just so crazy dude there's no way her grandparents are even watching no well maybe it's big in France. Maybe. But even then, bro, just call them. You can't just call your grandma.

Hey, look at TV. I'm here. Yeah, I just call my grandma normally. Yeah. On her birthday or something. But yeah, what do you think? Do you think they noticed her? Could you see her face in the video at all?

No, not really. I think she's wearing sunglasses. She's disguised a bit. Or maybe she did it on purpose. Oh, it's McAfee. That was the dead man's switch yep that's the dead man's switch

he killed a bunch of cyclists he's gonna take out the cyclists he was tired of it he was tired of the corruption and cycling yeah he was tired of it it was a shot at the news cycle

oh you know what I'm saying yep a shot at the news cycle I see what you did there dogs that was good hey it's not me it's McAfee

oh okay that's. That's right. That's right. Credit where credit is deserved. Question. How does that shit work? Does that race ever stop? What? The Tour de France?

I think. Is it like one day you race for a while and you stop? They do multiple days. Yeah. It's stages. It's 14 days or something like that. And that's your total time. So you could lose a bunch of the stages, but if your total time is not.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Matter of fact, it's probably like not beneficial to be in first because you can't coast off of the what is the term? It's not the jet stream, but like. Drift or whatever. This is how Mark was cheating in the go-kart. Yeah.

Because he was just knocking us into the wall and shit like that. And he's like, oh, I won. I got the best one race. That girl had the sign. You guys hit it. That's how French people do. French. They're very aggressive when it comes to the racing.

Yeah. 100%. He's a piece of shit. This makes sense, though. Yeah. And don't worry. The people will see soon. Yeah.

My fucking lost every time. He's like, oh, I got the best one lap. I got the best one lap. I had the best time, and I won. Absolutely bullshit. Absolutely bullshit. Okay, next. What else we got?

All right. We got the Clippers versus Suns. Playoff P. Can't make his free throws again. He did it again. I feel bad for the guy. Because he balling his ass out. He's playing so great, but then he keeps missing one fucking crucial free throw

or two fucking crucial free throws, and then the team loses. It's really a shame. Because we thought they were dead when Kawhi got hurt. I didn't even win a game. Exactly. And it's competitive. Yeah, and he's keeping these games tight. So what do you it is it's got to be mental right yeah it's got to be it's in your head son you got called pandemic p what a fucking nickname that was that's got to

eat away at you i never thought he was that clutch but now it's like he plays so well for 46 minutes paul george makes me appreciate yannis antetokounmpo why is that yannis has this this like uh playful childlike energy about the game yeah where i don't think he gets nervous i don't think yannis gets nervous though He was missing free throws, too. He always misses free throws. Yeah, but I— But he was joking around about it in practice. He's like, game seven, I missed free throw. I come down the full court. Like, he just—I drew the ball off my foot.

He's just, like, saying all these things, just giggling. But after missing a free throw, he'll come down the next possession and dunk on your fucking head. Right. And I don't think he has that. Maybe he doesn't like he's got the goldfish memory yes but maybe it's a cultural thing because basketball wasn't as valued in his culture growing up right like i wonder if he was playing soccer or something and knew how much like his country was behind him if it was a euros game or a world cup game right but

with basketball it's just like oh this is a fun game i play nobody cares about this in greece like this is i really like it but this is a game whereas like playoff p is playing for his reputation right every second of that game he knows when he steps up to that free throw line they're like they don't think i'm playoff p yeah and then he misses one fuck i'm not yeah he needs to wear you it just fuck there's some people yannis is pe Peyton Manning. No, no. Eli Manning. Okay.

You know how they would say like Eli's too dumb to get nervous? Yeah. Like he's just like, all right, whatever. I'm silly. I kind of have an underbite. I drool. I'm just going to throw it. See what happens.

He'll probably come down with it. That's Giannis' attitude about the game. And it's so beneficial for the playoffs because he can have a horrible game. He can airball free throws, but come down and get in that ass still and i don't know if i don't know if paul george has it you know who i think is gonna win it all yeah i think this is chris paul's year dude i don't even want to jinx him i'd be excited i don't want to i don't yeah it'd be great because we've i know we've shit on him but like it'd be great to see him get one it would but i think he's the guy that's the steadiest hand at the end of a game. Yeah. Of all the people left. Yeah.

They're up 3-1. Yeah. They only play the Bucs. The Bucs fall apart. They give away games in ways that's just like, how the fuck did you manage to do that? Yeah. They won last night, but so many. Like, the first game, blew it.

Against Brooklyn in game five, they blew it. Yeah. And then, also, Phoenix has DeAndre Ayton, and that's one thing, when Giannis is driving the lane, that's the one guy I think could give him problems, maybe in the league DeAndre Aiton is the unsung hero of that Phoenix team yeah it is amazing that he doesn't have an ego yet where he's like I need the ball the guy's averaging a double double double he got 22 boards I think last game he he is Ben Wallace, but with better offense. Yeah. And he is getting 22 points, not off of, let me do post plays. Stop the thing.

I think putbacks, alley-oops, different types of plays where he's in the rhythm of the offense. He's really deferential to, to CP3. He said he's the most important person he's ever met in his career. His most impactful. Best thing I've ever met in his career. He's the most impactful player. Best thing that ever happened in my career. And it is just the perfect combination because usually a guy that's that good on a team with Chris Paul, beefs with Chris Paul, and they can't get along. But because he's so young. That's the difference.

They didn't have problems with him in OKC because they're all babies. So they're looking at Chris Paul. DeAndre Ayton said he's like a big brother. But there's like a 12, 13-year age difference. So of course you feel that. If it's a three, four-year age difference, it's like, bro, shut the fuck up. Devin Booker, 24. DeAndre Ayton, 22.

Chris Paul, 37, I think, 36. That's a big gap. So you're going to look at that guy like he's a big brother. And Chris Paul said they've had some tense moments and they've been upset at each other. But that's a big brother. I'm better because of him. So this is the perk. And apparently Chris Paul wanted to come to Phoenix. Yeah. He kind of was like, but that's big brother. I'm better because of him. So this is the perk. And apparently Chris Paul wanted to come to Phoenix.

He kind of was like, I want to go there. And dog, he was right. I'm telling you that Aiton, bro. Aiton, the way he plays defense, the way he rebounds, 22 rebounds alone. Let's say 10 of those are offensive. That's 10 possessions where you have another chance to score. People don't realize offensive rebound is a steal. Yeah.

It's the same thing. Yeah. Effectively. Not only is it a steal you're already on that side and you can probably get put back basket even easier. Yeah.

Offensive rebound leads one pass to wide open jump shooter. Like the offensive rebound is so fucking impactful it can change a game. That's 20 point difference in a game where they won by what?

Four points? Yeah. Ten offensive boards. If it was a ten, I'm not exactly sure how many. But that is the game-changer right there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Got a game-winning alley-oop. In the playoffs, I don't know if that's ever happened. Yeah. Game-winning alley-oop from an inbounds play. Crazy. That was five. What else we got? You want to talk about Gwen Berry, the Olympic hammer-thrower

who turned away from the flag during the national anthem yes uh this is a really interesting story because obviously it's it's uh being uh played a bunch on fox news these are people hey look there's somebody who doesn't care about the anthem and they're turning away and blah blah so basically in short the u.s olympic trials not the olympics the olympic trials had uh their events over the weekend and this girl gwen berry is a hammer thrower and is like super prolific she competed in one olympics before and this is her like second time going to the olympics she got bronze in the olympic hammer throw and on the podium she got up there as they start playing the national anthem which is a little

unusual at the olympic trials normally they just play it once in the day and this is the one time she played it the one time they played it is when she was on the podium. Just happened to be when she was on the podium. Yeah. Not according to what she would say. Well, and then as they're playing the national Anthem, she feels upset that they're playing it while she's on the podium.

So she turns her back to the flag pretty much. Not in necessarily like a super dramatic way, but like she kind of shuffles her feet and like turns away from the flag. Yeah. Why? She also had a shirt that said athlete activist on. so uh i guess she's upset she felt like she was set up because she planned obviously she wore the athlete activist shirt or brought it up there she planned i guess to like put that up and then they start playing anthem and she's probably going that moment like

fuck if i put this up during this time is going to look like I'm denying the the anthem or is a disrespecting the anthem or whatever it is? But then she turns away from it. Yeah. Which is even worse. It looks even worse. And of course, you know, right wing media jumps all over it. But it's an interesting discussion. Right. Because one, that anthem just gets played once throughout the day. There's many different people that are going on podiums and usually they play once and they played it five minutes after the time it was supposed to so in their uh defense they're meaning like the olympic committee's events was like yeah it was it was a little bit late we didn't plan this whole thing around the fucking female hammer throwing yeah thing like you gotta be third place at the yeah you got

third place oh she's third place yeah yeah she got hey face the flag y'all you let down a whole country why don't you look at that flag bitch well it was the it was the trial so everyone it was all american but that's the thing that's why you don't have to play it every single time because we know you're american so we knocked this out once right um but what i think is really interesting about this is if you don't like america don't represent it in the olympics the america the o The Olympics is about representing your country. That is the only thing it's about. It is a competition between countries.

Yeah, but it's also about individual greatness. No, it's about individual greatness attached to a country. And you can represent, you can like... The Olympic Committee flag? Yeah, go for the Olympiclympic committee flag so you're essentially going for yeah whatever it is you're not going for a country even though your country is represented in the olympics but yeah like that's what it's about i mean if you look at the standings at the end of the olympics it's like who had the most medals yeah what's the

but my point was like usain bolt is attached to jamaica but he's bigger than jamaican track star absolutely yeah absolutely that's why i think you would go but in that case you could just rep the bigger than that because he got to the stage of the world stage of the olympics you could just do the world champions championships yeah right like yeah but the olympics has the most eyeballs like if you want individual greatness you're still the best way to do it is dominate the olympics can't you compete for like the non-country team yeah that's what you're saying yeah that would be the solution but if jesse owens won eight gold medals at the goodwill games not that big but also she's getting mad at this situation what would have happened she qualifies and now is representing america at the olympics she's gonna not what's she gonna do when the flag is raised then yeah she's gonna turn turn away

like and here's the thing that's interesting at the olympics at the Yeah, so you're going to turn away. And here's the thing that's interesting. At the Olympics, you're not allowed to do any demonstrations during the Olympic Committee. The American Olympic Committee said you're not allowed to do any demonstrations during the podium thing, right? But during the qualifying, you are. So she's technically allowed to do whatever during this. I just find it weird. It's just

weird if you don't want to represent america then just don't compete for america compete with the olympic flag that's cool yeah but do you want to use all the funding that the olympic committee is going to give you you want to use like there's it's not like it's not like there's not resources right that america is giving you so you can be great at this thing so you're willing to take the american resources so that you can be great. And then when it's time to represent America who gave you those resources, you're like, nah, I don't fuck with it. Yeah, just don't use the resources. Start a GoFundMe.

People will give to that. Yeah. Just off the strength. But maybe I'm missing something. Al, what do you think? I don't know. It's a little weird that this was her way of demonstrating because they started to play the anthem like i would say hey you're still doing the same thing that you planned on doing with the t-shirt

so like now it makes it look worse that it's like now it's like uh i'm actively trying to say yeah yeah you could have just stood up there with your t-shirt and it would have had the same message and people supported it or not playing they were they'd be like yo i can't i don't really get the motivation yeah that's the thing that frustrates me is like i think she should be allowed to protest if she wants to yeah like it's i agree with your point like it's kind of goofy blah blah she's not going to protest the funding blah blah but the fact that she says that it's some sort of like calculated conspiracy to try to you know attack her I think is like Completely misguided And like borderline narcissistic

Borderline Like You're a hammer thrower I don't even know what a hammer thrower is I don't know what the sport is I don't know what your sport is Is that the one where you put the ball here And you spin

No No it has a chain In the Has a chain In the ball But I don't know what hammer thrower is We gotta do away with some of these sports yo

It's too many It's like some of these sports gotta go Well we just need to make sure there's enough where we win. That's how it works. Yeah, just keep basketball. No, but that's why we have like 50 different slams. I think like hammer and shot put are like the original sports from like Greek times. Anything we're good at, we have an advantage in.

We just increase the amount of it. So, for example, they'll be like basketball, really good. Well, let's add three on three. So, three on three. They're swimming. We're really good. So, let's add three on three. So we have three on three. There's swimming. We're really good. So we have a million different strokes. How many different strokes do you need?

You just get there and back. Like, we don't have a million different ways to run. We don't have high knee running, low knee running. Yeah. Right? You just swim the fastest. Well, we have 100 meter, 200 meter hurdles, relays. Yeah, but that's not a different way of actually moving.

Yeah. Right? You could do longer. Like, realistically in swimming swimming it should just be crawl stroke but they have butterfly we should have seven different basketballs we should do three v three we should do one-on-one we should do dunk contests but like isn't swimming dumb think about that like you should just swim the fastest way if it's about speed yeah yeah freestyle just freestyle right like there's no pigeon-toed basketball Like everybody's got to play pigeon toad or let's go backwards basketball. White guy basketball.

White guy. Well, that's a good sport. That's not bad. That's not bad. Three on three. Give us a chance. Yeah. We just play horse.

But we'll just invent sports. So we have an advantage in like the overall medal count. Yeah. And they're always the sports that we're good at. Right. They're never the shit that we're not that good at. Yeah. Which makes sense.

Yeah. Bobsled. Fuck that. We don't need more than one bobsled. No. What's the point? What are good at. Which makes sense. Bobsled. Fuck that. We don't need more than one bobsled. What are you doing with this? 200 meter bobsled. 400 meter bobsled. We got surfing this summer coming up. Yeah.

That got added or that was always in it? I think it added. They have skateboarding. Yeah, that's going to actually be... Skateboarding is going to be really interesting. They're trying to modernize. They basically cannibalize the X Games when you think about it. The X Games is like the breeding ground. It's like the G League for the Olympics.

And if something impacts culturally enough, they're like, all right, boom, we got that. Now it's fine. And then all the kids go, I'd like to watch the Olympics. And if you're a fucking skateboarder, if you're Nija, what's his name? Nija Houston. Don't you want a gold medal? Dude, absolutely. That'd be fucking sick.

Much rather than an X Games fucking trophy. You're an Olympian. You're a fucking Olympian. Go to the fuck village. And it's not like you have to be in like shape, shape to skateboard. And he came out with a body issue. X Games out there with-

What happened? You saw it? Nija Houston came out with the, I think Sports Illustrated, like body issue. Son, that timing. Right before.

Perfect. With the nice ass, bro. Nice ass. Did he show peace at all? No peace, but perky buns with the tattoos, but he ain't show peas not not full pecs No, well, he might get cracked open if he's just showing ass, dude Nah he's Jamaican right? Those are your beginning dicks. Yeah, no nice is Jamaican. He's not fucking with that. Oh you think he oh, that's right That's right. That was like Rasta firearian I think big time Rasta yeah that's why he had dreads like he was skating with dreads down to like his feet when he was like 10 years old oh I didn't know that yeah that was legit oh shit that's kind of cool where's he from here yeah he's American but his parents are Jamaican I mean like where in America like New York I think he grew up in South Florida

but now he lives in California yeah LA boy yeah but he's nice like he's america like new york i think he grew up in south florida but now he lives in california yeah la boy yeah but he's nice like he's best ever like unbelievable and looks really interesting yeah like tattoos everywhere which is crazy if you're a skateboarder like i'd be so worried i was gonna scrape my arm and fuck the tattoo up yeah is there no concern about like are you worried about that i don't think they're thinking long-term. He might be covering up scars, too. I mean, he's like, my whole body, I've just got scars everywhere. Let me get blasted.

And then, worst case scenario, I can touch up my whole... Sorry, his ass cheeks out. Let me get blasted. Yeah, for real. Oh, yeah. So back to this girl. But yeah,

apparently the Olympic Committee came out and said, the National Anthem was scheduled to play at 5.20 today as per the schedule. We didn't wait until the athletes were on the podium for the hammer throw awards national anthem is played every day according to the previously published schedule so they're like the schedule

says we play at this time right after the day events going into the night events the hammer throw is the last day event it's just turning your back on it if that's what you feel cool but it does take away from any message you're trying to have because it gives people, like I use the term, the off-ramp to stop caring about anything you're trying to make us care about because now you're disrespecting our flag. And whether it's right or wrong, it does turn off a lot of people. So if you're trying to get your message out, it's not your fault. You should be allowed to do that. But just sheer marketing, you're turning off a lot of potential consumers in whatever your message is.

But it's not disrespecting the flag. I don't like when people say that because I'm like – If you're not stepping on or burning or pissing on a flag, what is that? It's the symbolic nature of what you're doing in that moment. No, but each of those athletes is representing a person. This is completely opposite from anything about kneeling in the other leagues. I'm like, that's a business and they're making money. There's a trade right there.

This is something where tax – the argument is this. Tax dollars go to these olympic foundations we're funding you we are sending you who are exceptional at that sport to represent me that is literally the trade of services that's it i pay you or provide funding so you could get good at this sport and then you go represent america so we can look like we're dominating the world. And if you don't like that very open relationship, like we are open about what that relationship is. If you don't like that and don't want to participate in that,

that is totally fine. America allows you that freedom to not do it. But some people might say it's hypocritical to take that funding from America, to take those opportunities from America. And then after taking those things, not fulfill your obligation, which is representingica in the competition and i think that's reasonable yep you're breaking your deal you know i mean hold up your head her statement was they said they were going to play before we walked out then they played it when we were out there i don't

really want to talk about the anthem because that's not important the anthem doesn't speak for me it never has that's fine if it doesn't but if that is your like obligation as far as like the contract goes then i think there's something that you upkeep or you decide not to do it i mean like you know you're a hammer thrower right like you know it's over after this yeah right it's not like you're gonna go into the the professional women's league college basketball like it's over this is as far as you get yeah right and then you work in a home depot that's it right like that's it so i don't know i mean i don't know i understand her frustration and like i get where like the anger is coming from but at the same time it's like yeah what frustration i mean she's like

frustrated with like that's what her statement was like i only care about systemic racism like it's bigger than the sport like i'm not i'm here for my community blah blah yeah but don't compete in the olympics then and also you're not gonna find a country that's not racist systemically yeah why does you're competing in you're competing in a competition with a bunch of racist countries like think about it it's kind of inherently racist super racist the whole point is like yo let's see who's faster mexicans or black people and playing the anthem doesn't undercut your message of fighting systemic racism because i think her point would be i don't hate america i just have problems with america

so to that end playing the anthem when I'm on stage doesn't, while on the podium doesn't take a, like doesn't put anything on me that I hate. Yeah. That's what I was. Yeah. I, I,

I also a hundred percent true, but I also don't want this to become a big story because if this becomes a big story, well, not only that, now, if you don't protest, if,

if people started saying you can't protest the, the, the flag, now the overcorrection happens where every black Olympian, and it's the Summer Olympics, so there's a lot, has to do something to protest the flag or they're a sellout to black people and the black struggle. So if I'm the Olympic Committee, I say, sweetheart, do whatever you want. You can express yourself this is awesome like you go do it because we do not want that to happen when it comes

olympic time the last thing you want is all the people representing your country looking like even if that's not what they're trying to say looking like they hate your country yeah and we definitely don't want white people running 100 meters. So we're going to have to figure something out with black people. Yeah. Okay. Let's get this compromise. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. I think that's it.

Anything else? Pretty much it. Well, then that's it. That's been an episode of Flagrant 2. Thank you guys for listening. Peace.