Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Bron Trouble In Little China

Episode Date: October 18, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: the flagrant allegiance to China, Derek Jeter swinging his bat everywhere, figuring out the top tier QBs of the NFL, Tom Brady finally slowing down, Patreon Questions, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

The true, the true GOAT black quarterback. Got him! Got rich, got on, and got him a black wife, has black ass kids, love to see it. And he's the highest paid player in the league. And he's about to be MVP. And she got paid for GOAT. GOAT black quarterback right there, bro. Don't say shit to nothing. Just raising future's kids happily. God, he loving life. God, he. But he spells it G-O-D-M. Got him. He spells it G-O-D-M?

Yeah, he mad religious, you know what I mean? Oh, D-D. He reminds me of Derek Jeter, bro, but just without the bitches. Yeah, he ain't got no hoes. He's a swagless Derek Jeter. He's a swagless Derek Jeter. He's a swagless Derek Jeter. That's a swagless Derek Jeter. He's a swagless Derek Jeter. That's exactly what he is.

Some people really do not know. There are people listening to this podcast right now that do not know the damage that Derek Jeter did. Yo. Let me tell you something. Y'all don't understand. I mean this 100% sincerely. If you are dating a 30-year-old woman who spent her 20s in New York and she hit the club scenes regularly. Derek Jeter smashed.

Derek Jeter, fuck your girl. Derek Jeter, fuck your girl, and she got a gift basket out of it. There is no doubt in my mind that of the elite pussy that was walking around New York City in the 2000s, was walking around New York City in the 2000s. Derek Jeter has had sex with no less, and I mean this sincerely,

50% of it. Oh, I see. You are being modest, yo. Pull up the diamond. Pull up the Derek Jeter dating diamond. Derek Jeter dating diamond. Pull it up. This guy's fucking list

Pull that shit up, bro. is beyond impressive. Impressive? That shit is iconic. The fact that people even talk about Leonardo DiCaprio, stop it. You need to stop. The only reason why I give Leo props

is because you can catch that motherfucker in sweats and sunglasses at fucking Bagatelle in the middle of the night and just like, yeah, we're bringing these bitches home. But Jada did it with clap. Look at that shit.

That's Sinatra's side. Look at that shit. Look at this shit. Jessica Alba at center field. Mariah Carey at left field. Jessica Beal in right field. Adriana Lima at second base. She had my girl.

Scarlett. She can't even get on the field. She has to be a DH. She's a hot lady. Scarlett Banks can't even get on the field. Tyra Banks is a designated hitter. Scargell. Go to catcher, and let's be honest, they're all catchers.

Minka Kelly. Minka Kelly is so fine. Can we go back to Friday Night Lights? This is Friday Night Lights, Minka Kelly, right? Oh, it's Keith Minka. Minka Kelly was the baddest girl on the fucking planet. If you watch Friday Night Lights, she was undeniably the hottest chick on the planet. To me.

Either her or Scarlett. Or Adriana Lima. Those three ruled the 2000s. Those were the Avengers of bad bitches, bro. Where's Adriana Lima? Second base.

Adriana Lima, to this day, still one of the baddest women in the history of women. Absolute fucking smoke show. Jessica Alba, billionaire bitch. Jessica Alba got a billion dollars. Billionaire bitch. I mean, super bad. She was in Honey or some shit like that,

but just straight, tan, racially ambiguous, bad. Vanessa Manilow. People don't remember. I don't remember Vanessa Manilow like that. MTV days, she's doing scale. I don't know who the fuck she is. Bad. I don't know her, Hannah Davis, or Jordana Brewster.

Hannah Davis is the wifey who got pregnant. Hannah Davis is the hottest one of all of them. Hannah Davis is so fucking gorgeous. Hoo-ya-ya-ya. We haven't even talked about Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel is motherfucking what's his face

his wife Justin Timberlake the biggest the biggest fucking R&B star of that of that time that motherfucker was

Michael Jackson damn this girl is oh shit Jada's the king are you kidding me I didn't know I didn't know

that he had baddies but I didn't know he had imagine legendary imagine slaying bitches The cheetahs the king Imagine the legend there imagine Slaying bitches jessar Rhodes without like tons of like molestation Davis that is yeah, yeah, yeah, look how fucking stunning this girl yo here's what's crazy this is only the famous ones exactly and let's be and i want to be very clear here famous bitches are not the baddest bitches they're not the baddest bitches the ones you never hear of the waitresses bruh then shorties the bottle bitches walking around one oak walking around marquee all

these like dimed out bitches that get caught up in the life and they never get to. Adriana Lemus have been protected since they're 16 years old by handlers. VIP hoes. These, you know, we're talking about the girls who tried to come to New York and ain't make it. So they're like, why don't I just run the gambit of this shit that can happen to a girl in New York? These bitches know they are getting added to the list. And you know, Alex, remember how many times

you've been on the list and been like, you must get all the bitches. And that has deterred you from some potential vagina. Everybody knows Derek Jeter is slaying every bad bitch in the fucking city. What are you going to do about it?

Hannah Davis. Oh, this is the wife. She got the kids. But let's acknowledge something very important here. He did well. And this is why the follow through is so brilliant and the class is so brilliant. We haven't seen anything like this in Sinatra. You have zero negative reviews about being with Jeter.

You have zero me too's about being with Jeter. You have zero negative dick talk. Like Shaq got little dick rumors. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you don't even have bad sexual experience. You don't even have a girl that wrote about him in a fucking tell-all book. At this point,

you would think, you would think something would have came out of Dara Jeter. Nothing. The worst thing we heard about, he had the nerve to get these bitches gift baskets and autograph baseball bats

on the way. That's the only story that's ever come out of this motherfucker. He's the GOAT. He's the GOAT, bro. It's the GOAT, bro. It's the GOAT Yankee. There's no debate.

Oh, that is a... There's no debate. Dude, the fact that the people mentioned the babe, the Maggio. Fuck out of here. You want to talk about calling shit out,

Derek Jeter would walk into a nightclub and then point his fucking bat at whatever bottle service waitress he wanted and that was the home run that it was getting. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We need to have Derek Jeter on this podcast. Dog. I have a... He's on my dream five of guests on the show. He's married now.

Right up there with OJ. Yeah, but he gonna talk about this dick. Talk! He gonna talk about this dick he slayed. Talk legend. I just wanna see it.

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