Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Cardi B and Candace Twitter beef Is A Hoax ft. Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein

Episode Date: March 19, 2021

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what up people shultzy here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to sign up to our patreon support the flagrancy support what we are doing completely uncensored flagrant content you go to patreon.com slash flagrant 2 with no more interruptions here is the exclusive clip Explain the drama. All right, so basically, at the Grammys, Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion were busting it out on the... They scissored. ...with their song, WAP.

They scissored. I think they kissed. Like, they were really... They were going for it. Yeah. Go for it. And then Candice went on Tucker Carlson's show and was saying that it was a degradation of American values

and attack on American children or something to that effect. And then they went back and forth on Twitter with all sorts of Oh yeah, and then what happened is Cardi posted So basically, Candice was like, oh you guys are scissoring on TV and then Cardi posted a tweet

and a news article from Candice Owens alleging that her brother, or her boyfriend cheated on her with her own brother and apparently it was a photoshop tweet yeah so candace is saying maybe she's gonna sue him here's what and then i think ben shapiro was also like fucking you know crying about shit yeah yeah everyone hated the wop performance and candace owens was uh she was the big one that got attention right okay so I guess my curiosity is like what music do conservatives listen to when they fuck country even then like

country is some badass shit low-key like male country if you want to go back to like back in the day like I'm gonna fucking shoot somebody I to kill you. I'm an outlaw. I've already said many times, female country, most violent music on the planet. That's true. They're not talking about Dixie Chicks trying to poison motherfuckers, scraping up their cars, that kind of shit. But in terms of actually fucking, right? Yeah.

Who are you going to fuck to? I don't think they fuck to music. I mean that. Like, just CNN in the background. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not CNN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Tucker Carlson is what they're fucking to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not CNN. It's worse than the music.

It's Tucker Carlson is what they're fucking saying. It's Tucker Carlson. That's it. His screechy-ass fucking voice, dude. Is there any baritone-voiced conservative? Rush Limbaugh had a little bass to him, I think. He had cancer. That's why his voice was so low.

Yeah. That was a lot. I'm just saying, like, Conservatives just let The liberals do the music And then you do the Politics shit or policy or whatever It is you just make sure the government doesn't get too Big and they don't take all their fucking money and

Shut up and newscast Shut up and newscast Exactly this is not your Bad like they make the fuck Music so we can fuck to it 100 i'm literally the most i don't i hate the fucking term like centrist because i'm not that but like you know there's certain things i'm liberal about certain things i'm conservative about etc so i'm not judging but i do not like conservatives talking about fucking y'all don't know how to fuck yeah

ain't nobody going to conservative ain't nobody going to conservative. Ain't nobody going to Ben Shapiro going, yo, how do I finger pop? Yeah, Ben Shapiro's never got his ass popped. Get the fuck out of here. You're taking a mezuzah off the door? Like, come on, bro. Dude, you got to have Ben Shapiro on the pod. That'd be fire. We're going to have Ben on the pod.

You got to have him on stiff socks. He's going on stiff socks. If you want to know how Ben Shapiro comes. He was talking about that wet vagina, so I think he should be right in here with us. 100%. How does he cum? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Does he?

But maybe not. Who knows? Point is, it's just like, this is out your bag. And I think that Ben Shapiro always does the thing, well, if a conservative did this, then the whole world would go crazy. Yes, because there are different standards for y'all, conservatives, that you ask for. You ask for the different standards. We got different of ask for yeah you ask for the difference that we got different stands for pastors because they ask for them i think liberals are incredibly hypocritical

with so many things don't get me wrong actual right but the only people that they want standards for are white guys liberals yeah right and they're consistent about that they're like white guys need standards nobody else has standards they're consistent with their inconsistency. Exactly. I think they should just be honest about it. Like, white guys are the only people that need rules. Everybody, no rules. You know what actually was a fire clapback, though, from Cardi?

What? She said, yeah, like, you know, women shouldn't be exploring their sexuality in their 30s and then posted a picture of Melania. Naked, yeah. Ooh. That's spicy, right? And then Candace said some shit like,

why do you always attack the Trumps? Get over it. And she was like, I look at Melania like a hero. She showed me you could have your tits out and still be first lady. Like, that's a hero to me. And then what did Candace say about that with her flat chest? She said, I'm suing you. Actually, I don't know if she got the heavies.

Did she got the heavies? I don't know. Also, how are you going to sue her? Isn't there a freedom of speech situation? Like, aren't you Miss Freedom of Speech? That's what I'm saying. She said, oh, you made up tweets about me and my family. That's pussy. That's pussy. I mean mean she out there making up shit about climate change she out there making up shit all the fucking time and the second somebody said that

your boyfriend is sucking dicks somebody posted a screenshot of her making up shit about another famous person's family i don't remember who it was but like oh yeah but your family's doing this and this and this and yeah one of those fucking adrenochrome or some shit like that but like what are we talking about like yeah and why do you care so much about censorship that's the thing like like you're supposed to be the conservative that's allow everything to happen and you're out here trying to censor cardi b because it doesn't line up with american values what is the most important american value what is it fucking freedom the other i like oh my god but it's freedom right finger in your ass if you want it yeah i mean i don't know man this shit is just so weird like

trev what do you think i think that's how you know when you're losing i don't know you say who got a fiat i think you know you're losing a fight we say i'm gonna sue you because this is like your final copy. I'm going to sue you. Yeah, Candace really might be a white male, though. That's how you know. She's going with the, I'm going to sue you. That is a white male thing.

What's wrong with scissoring? I honestly thought you were going to say, what's wrong with suing? That's some trust fund ass crap. No, two girls scissoring, it's stupid, but it is what it is. And they weren't even scissoring. I think Meg was like riding her a little bit. She was like bouncing on it. She's a stallion.

She's a stallion. That's what she does. No, she's supposed to get ridden, but it doesn't really matter. Okay, logic. Who cares? Can I say this? Also, a stallion's a male horse. Really?

We figured it out. Full circle. A filly is a female horse. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gay. Blau, can you please be quiet? That goes against American values.

I'm going to sue you, bro. I don't understand. I understand you're doing it because this is how conservatives cloud chase, right? They cloud chase by exposing the hypocrisy. Like, look how liberals

are allowed to be treated. The biggest cloud you can get is going after hip hop as a black person. That's just what it is. If I... hypocrisy like look how liberals are allowed to be treated the biggest clout you can get is exposed or going after hip-hop as a black person that's just what it is if i because they she knows she can have the loudest voice against black people i'm sorry white people are talking about no no but yo no so she could have the loudest voice against black people because white people cannot speak that harshly and she knows how much it pisses black people off. And she always targets Cardi because this always trends.

This is like a third time she trends. So she's like, oh, whenever Cardi does anything good, I'm just going to. I bet Cardi's also hip to that, though. I bet Cardi knows. They both help each other. Cardi knows that she could dunk on Candice. So Cardi's not sitting here frustrated like, I can't help myself. She's like, oh, I'm going to get some points, too.

Nobody watched my performance. That's what I was going to say. Nobody's watching a grammy grammy's got to do whatever they can to get ratings low-key i wonder if candace and cardi are like yeah you're ready to set it up again this could all be wrestling yo i'm gonna sit at your boyfriend sucked off your brother we know we need all right it is what it is that's absurd enough that no one would believe it. You can say that about me. And then what did she say? She's going against American values? Yeah.

Cardi B? Can we define American values, bro? You know what it is for conservatives? I'm not even making this up. What is an American value? It is freedom of speech, but not sexuality. And I don't mean that as a knock. It's like they're not fully comfortable with people talking about sex in the open, but

saying cuss words and whatever the fuck. Yeah, sure, why not? That's it. I really think that's it, and I kind of align with that as someone who was raised in an Indian household. We'd be talking wild shit, nothing about sex. I hear you. I just don't understand. So it's because Indian values, basically.

Indian values, American values, shockingly similar. So that's why you guys are great here. That's why we're killing it. There's no stop Indian hate hashtag. I don't think there was even one after 9-11. Yeah, nah. There was a few, but nobody hashtagging about it. We didn't have hashtag back then.

I guess they are beating up Asians like hotcakes. Shouts, yo. It's just, I don't know't know man does it make any sense this yeah this stuff i'd make sense in that you guys you guys elevate your brand i guess or your awareness the more you argue so like yeah just go at it i thought most of it was a waste of time but that fucking tweet about her husband fucking her brother i was like now go, now we're having fun. That's a wild accusation. I don't even understand how that comes into play. Yeah. Like, that Candace would admit. And the tweet says,

now you talking, not you talking about two women thrusting their vaginas together while you, your husband and brother slap cock and balls together. Like, what a funny fucking... What move is that? What bars? What slapping cock and balls together? I'll tell you guys. All right, guys.

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it's all love it is what it is it all wrestling. This has got to be wrestling, bro. When both parties are making money off of something, you can't hate the other person that much. Yeah. You can dislike them, but you also know what time it is. Thank you for responding. Cha-ching.

I know. Thank you for responding. We don't like each other, but we also know what it is. Exactly. We know how this goes. Yeah. You're not going to bite the hand that feeds you.

Yeah. And to be honest, Candace is getting fed way more than Cardi. Cardi don't need Candace. Cardi is doing Candace a favor by reacting at all. Right. I might be Cardi just paying too much attention to Twitter and Instagram. Cardi has been oddly stepping into politics, weirdly. But this is Cardi talking politics like Cardi would talk politics.

I don't want to hear about your policy, like your brother's gay yeah that's like yeah shouldn't you like that aren't you supportive of that she's gonna be doing the most this is her this is how she does i love how she's like a liberal activist and every once in a while i'd be like yeah your bro sucks skacks she turns into a frat boy anytime you talk shit about her that's why it doesn't add up no i can't both sides just be like yo we're absolute fucking hypocrites about every single thing we preach because they have to admit then that they're the same person and then the whole gig is the whole jig is up then we all just see it like oh you guys are just the same you believe different things but only because you grew up differently you're the same type of mindset then the rest of us just look at them like they're jokes they gotta keep the beef going

yo imagine not being a hypocrite like living your life not being a hypocrite. That would suck. We'd still be in New York. But this guy's Hippocrates. That's what he said. Dude, I'm Hippocrates, bro. For real. Fuck cutting me off in traffic until I need to cut a motherfucker off to get out this traffic.

You're right about it. So honestly, if you do not live your life with a certain level of hypocrisy. Hypocrisy. Thank you. You knew I was about to struggle with that word. I saw him in his eyes struggling. Thank you. What was he going to say? Hippopotamus. Also hippopotamus.

I saw him wanting to say Hippocrates, and I was like, let's get there. Thank you so much, bro, for saying it. But if you don't live your life with a certain amount of hypocrisy, you are living an absolutely miserable life. And I'm not applauding you. I'm not applauding you. Bold stance. I'm not applauding you. I'm not applauding you. I'm not applauding you. Like, oh, you're not hypocritical about everything?

Bra fucking bow, dude. You know how hypocritical we are? All we do is talk shit about hypocrites. That's right. And we are hypocrites. I mean, is this the news cycle? The politicians argue back and forth about who's the real hypocrite. Then we hop on.

We're like, you're both fucking hypocrites. And then we leave this and we just do hypocritical. And then we move to Miami for four months. After saying that we never leave New York and then ask fucking Ben Shapiro to come on the goddamn show. Yeah. Yeah, that's the cycle. The fans still eat it up. That's the part that is bizarre to me.

You know what I mean? Like both parties here, like they know they're both making money but the fact that both sets of fans i mean it's like reality tv to it they both think that they won that's what's crazy yes candace's fans are like yes candace killed and dunked on her they both think they won yeah that's where sports is great i wonder if this is what that's a good point i i wonder if this is what they do like if the strategy meeting is, who do my fans hate? Right? If they're going like, okay, Cardi B, who do your fans hate? Oh, our fans hate Candace Owens.

Okay, that's who you're going to beef with. And then Candace is like, who do our fans hate the most? Cardi B, okay, that is your beef. I wonder if it's not personal at all. It's strictly numbers. The Dana White of internet beefs. Yes. There's got to be a matchmaker.

A matchmaker for political and internet beefs. It's PR, yo. It's all PR. That's literally why you have a PR, I think. But I don't even know if those PR motherfuckers know how to rile this shit up. PR, I think, is like, let's get you in vogue. This is more sinister. But I think now because of all this internet shit, I think there's

gotta be a sector of these PR agencies that does... 100%. And what I'm trying to figure out is, who do our fans hate? Stiff Socks, fuck those guys, huh? Yep, you don't start a beef with Stiff Socks Podcast every Wednesday and Friday. Our fans don't hate enough people. Like, we brought Alex Jones on,

and our fans were like, this is amazing. I forgive them about the little kids didn't die and the school shooting pick. That's what I did. What you gonna do? Hypocrities. Yo, we're hypocrites.

Dude, be a hypocrite. That's a new way to live your life, man. You know when Duvall was like, yo, just live your best life, be a hypocrite? Sure. Be a hypocrite. That's what he was trying to say, yeah. Like, when does not being a hypocrite feel good?

Give me an example. Mm-mm. I can't think of one. You know, it's fun if you want to like win arguments but also still have fun later you know yeah win the argument uh-huh i like my girl called me a hypocrite the other day and i'm like the second we're done with this argument i'm getting back to hypocrite yeah we the second i win this shit i'm back to hypocrite high intensity hypocrite training yes I'm back to hypocrite. It's high-intensity hypocrite training. Yes. I'm not a hypocrite for like 10 minutes, and I'm back. Yo, double standards. Lit.

Triple. Lit. Go triple. Go triple. There's nobody that doesn't think they're lit. Like, when the double standard benefits women, are they ever like, we got to stop this? Fuck no. They think it's lit.

Everybody loves double standards. You just don't like being doubled on. Yeah. Well, what are the benefits if you like it? That's what I'm saying. You don't like when you're the one doubled. Right. You know?

But when you are doubling on somebody, let's go. Yeah. Dumbass. Yeah, fuck your single standard. Sitting there getting doubled down. You know what I mean? One standard having ass. Hey, you got a single standard?

Goofy. You call Ben Shapiro his single standard? Come on, nerd. You gotta be autistic to have one standard. You gotta be, dog. I think he's moved out to Florida. Someone told me Ben Shapiro moved to Florida. Really?

That's gotta be hypocritical. Nah, he Jewish. This is his homeland. This is Zion. He moving back to Zion? This is the Israel of America. It really is. It really is, bro. I didn't even think they had a sick Jews out Zion. He's moving back to Zion? This is the Israel of America. It really is. It really is, bro.

I didn't even think they had a sick Jews out here. It's 90 degrees. These motherfuckers walking around in trench coats still. Yeah, bro. I hope they go to heaven. They have paid their dues. But let me tell you, if they don't, they're prepared for hell. Because those outfits are hot.

What if they think it's heaven because they just get to take it off? That's a good point. What if they just move here as preparation for the weather in hell? What if they're like's heaven because they just get to take it off? Oh, that's a good point. What if they just move here as preparation for the weather in hell? What if they're like, maybe the Christians are right. Let's go to Florida and get used to it. Acclimate a little bit. You know what I mean? Alright, so what is the takeaway? Hippocrates always wins? Yo, Hippocrates always wins. You're right.

Stop being so principled. I'm tired of that shit. I am principled. Who cares, bro? Lose some principles. But I think the people with the most principles are the most hypocritical. The people that banged up. Oh, shit.

Stiff socks, come. But yeah, you built up so much shit. There's so much room to be hypocritical because you got all this shit. Yeah, you said this is exactly how I live my life. Here are all my rules. And now we're sitting there, duck hunt, waiting to catch you fucking up.

Yeah. But when we just come out here and be like, yo, your boy about to hypocrite it up today and then I don't, you're like, yo, the show's really improving. That's freedom.

No. Or you just build your brain all fucked up and then no one goes, yeah, he fucked a dude? Of course he did. That's the rock star shit. Yep.

If you go into it going, I'm a piece of shit. There's nothing I'm going to do this right. I'm going to staple all the furniture in the hotel to the ceiling. And then you help out one random Ethiopian that needs it. You're like, yo, you're the best person in the entire world. This guy fed one person. When nobody tries to cancel rappers, it's like, yeah.

They are murderers. They talk about it. What do you expect from them? They talk about beating their girlfriends. He goes, son, can I tell you something? I'd be trying to cancel these rappers that try to turn good. Yeah. You know, like when rappers try to help and like to be about the cause. It's weird.

Yeah, we need to be about woke shit, whatever. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Go back to murdering. Get back in the trap. Yeah. You are trap music. Yeah.

This is trap music. This is trap music this is selling drugs music too many big words sir yeah hats are weird too many words on the fuck you're saying logic wears glasses i'm like take those off yo what if sean king and ti the same person oh oh fuck no what i thought you meant ti and logic i mean ti and logic logic and sean king are you meant T.I. and Logic. T.I. and Logic? Logic and Sean King. Are you getting the white rappers?

Yeah, Logic and Sean King. Logic and Sean King in the same perfect? That makes so much sense. Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. Do you think? I can check out. Would that be Hippocrates?

I mean, we never seen him in the same room at the same time. That's true. You know what Sean King's arguments lack? Logic. Oh. Oh, shit. Illuminati. that's true you know what sean king's arguments lack logic oh that was some crazy shit that was bars right there bro we got to get sean on the podcast how do we get him on the podcast al ask just ask why'd you ask al yeah i know what else he doing he's the black i think i was getting like a bat signal that motherfucker said on some uh podcast or some recorded some shit.

I forget exactly what it was. He talked about you and my man was mad charming about it. He was so charming about it. He was like, yo, Schultz, just reach out to me. If you ever want to have this conversation, you don't got to roast me in one of your rant videos. I love your stuff. Just reach out to me and we can talk about it. Can I tell you something? I tried to reach out to him. I'm blocked.

You lying ass Hippocrates. i i respect the hypocrite he was on his hypocrite shit he was on his hypocrite shit that was a petty win though for him he's like i'm gonna hit him up fucking block but he did it wrong he did it wrong because he could have done this shit and everyone got way more clout you're right but then but then people will call his out his ass out because like you said he got a list of things he's got to live up to bro all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army patreon keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us you can do that

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