Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT

Starting point is 00:00:00 Your team requested a ride, but this time not from you. It's through their Uber Teen account. It's an Uber account that allows your team to request a ride under your supervision with live trip tracking and highly rated drivers. Add your team to your Uber account today. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flay Grid. We got to start off this episode today. Big shout out to Luigi Mangio on the PEDs.

Starting point is 00:00:26 Look at that bod. Oh, he was a hater. You never had abs like that? You just never had abs like that. I had abs like that. I thought it was because I'm pale, so the sun doesn't hit it different. And you guys, it hits it different.

Starting point is 00:00:36 This guy is about to be the most beloved cold-blooded murderer. This is like prison bed. This is like prison bed. I mean, he's a handsome guy. Handsome guy? I was laughing trying to hate. You were hating. I was laughing because Biles was so quick to put it up.

Starting point is 00:00:50 Before we talk about how great this guy is, can we just talk about how horrible the CEO was? Because that will give us a little bit more. Oh yeah. Yeah. So do you guys know anything about the CEO? Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:04 Okay. Really nice guy. Okay. Tell me about it. No, just salt of the earth. Salt of the earth, you know, family man, golden retriever. No, it's interesting. Some people pointed out, like I think even Bill Burris said on his pockets, he's like, these guys are gangsters. Yeah. Like they sit like, yeah, they got families that are like, they're putting in basic policies within the organization to withhold coverage from people. Of course. Like all these like healthcare companies in order for them to make money, they have to deny coverage.

Starting point is 00:01:25 That's like the way it works. And they're publicly traded companies, and the consumer mission is like, okay, we're gonna help the people. We're gonna actually like help people that need care. So a CEO's job is to remove as much coverage as possible. Absolutely. So that you can make the most money for the company.

Starting point is 00:01:37 Because you have to share responsibility to the shareholders of your publicly traded company. So to deny people who need healthcare, healthcare is how you make the company profitable. While at the same time getting them to continue to pay. Yes. So convince you to pay them money and then not help them when they need it. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:01:53 Kill that motherfucker. I'm just saying, kill that motherfucker. He's on. Kill that motherfucker. Actually, don't kill him. You know what you should do? You should make sweet love to him. You should make sweet love to him. Make sweet love to him. I want to make sweet love to him. I want to make sweet love kill him. You know what you should do? You should make sweet love to him. That's what you should do. No, what we should have done is made sweet love to him.

Starting point is 00:02:06 If this guy... I would let this guy fuck me. No, no, not this guy. I would let him fuck me. He just made like, take it out. But what if we make sweet love to the CEO of UnitedHealthcare? And all of the healthcare CEOs. What if they get made sweet love to?

Starting point is 00:02:20 You know what? Then when he goes to the psychiatrist for his sexual trauma, deny the claim. Deny! Deny, deny, deny. Deal with that shit. You enjoyed it. We love you know what then when he goes to the psychiatrist for a sexual trauma deny the claim I want your cheeks up on the wall. I want to cast your cheeks. I want to get more You're allowed to make jokes about I'm just gonna make a mold of his cheeks and put it up on the wall like a deer head Mount mold of his cheeks and put it up on the wall like a deer head. You're gonna mount it? I'm gonna mount the cheeks on the wall. Couple different ways. All the cheeks I get, I gotta have a room in my house where I put all the cheeks that I make sweet love to.

Starting point is 00:02:54 He's a little stocky so those are some heavy cheeks right there. Oh, we're gonna go to a professional. We're gonna go to a real, we're gonna go to a real mounter. You know, we're gonna go to someone who deals big animals, like an elk or something like that. Yo, you're telling me you can't make sweet love to a UnitedHealthcare CEO who's trying to deny coverage to people who need it? I mean.

Starting point is 00:03:16 Oh, of course you could. Enough people hate him, so I think. Enough people hate him, you're totally fine. Like, what if we found out instead of killing him, someone just butt-fucked him on the street at Times Square? Bring it back to the 80s But yeah, there's a whole bunch of shit like this like I'm pretty sure even during kovat all these hospitals went bankrupt and they Had to roll them all up into one thing. So now they're all owned by private equity.

Starting point is 00:03:46 All these doctors are getting surgeries they don't really need to do and they're getting kickbacks from the fucking, you know, medical sales companies. It's a very unethical job to have. There's another one that actually just got repealed. So technically this guy already did one good thing so far. You know, despite killing people, which is bad.

Starting point is 00:04:01 He did one thing. Killing person. Killing person. They're talking about people, person. He killed way less people than that healthcare CEO. Someone did a death count. They said he killed, they accumulated over his time as CEO in this specific position, it was like 40,000 people or something like that. Have died because he denied them coverage. This is what they're estimating, yes. And it's a little indirect. That's a genocide. That is a genocide. That's a genocide. People

Starting point is 00:04:23 are like, he killed more people than Osama. 40,000 people? I'm looking at Dub right now. Hold on. Hold on. That's 13 Osamas. That is a genocide, man. Shout out to Alex's jacket. That's a genocide. Oh, this shit is fly. Get out of here.

Starting point is 00:04:40 Oh, I thought you got the Palestine. What? Oh, no, it says... what does it say pleasure black and white Thank you, there's a cultured individuals get it Do you know what's happening in Israel and Palestine? I'm not on Dove's side. You're not on Dove's side? Fair enough. And I thought the Indians were.

Starting point is 00:05:07 You had billions of evil, but we'll be good. Anywho, can we get back to Manjoni? This is my man Manjoni. So he is the most beloved murderer in the world right now. In history maybe. In history. He killed a guy that is responsible for potentially 40,000 deaths allegedly. Let's just put out the allegedly.

Starting point is 00:05:25 So and a guy who willingly took that job, he's even smiling in that photo. No, that's Luigi though. No, no, that photo right there. Where? Yeah, this old bra guy in the bottom left. Yeah, just wild. And then his Twitter is still up. And is he getting after it?

Starting point is 00:05:41 Hundreds of thousands of followers. He needs that burner phone. How do we get him a phone in jail? I mean he's going to be able to get one. I mean you want to know how they get it to him? Is that what your question is? So I can explain the logistical... Please do.

Starting point is 00:05:56 Squeeze his mouth. Tell us how they do that. Okay, I mean you basically got to... Make sweet love to the phone. Make sweet love to the phone. Make sweet love to the phone. Have you heard of phone sex? Yeah, yeah, this is the same thing. It's basically like phone sex.

Starting point is 00:06:08 That's fire, man. Catch up. Luigi's been tweeting stuff, he's been active. He's a big fan of Dr. Huberman. He tweeted something like this. Yeah, that was his last tweet. I was going through his tweets, and I was like, damn, he really wanna us.

Starting point is 00:06:21 Like, everybody he watches listens to. Like, there's no way he hasn't watched an episode of Flagrant and heard us be like, yo, we got to get after these rich motherfuckers. Oh, you might be a Patroni Mangioni. I think he's a Patroni Mangioni. Shout out to you. Now, do we actually think it was this guy for sure? It's a lot of weird shit going on, it seems. I'm not normally, what's funny is- Oh, do we have a conspiracy? What's funny is the first time that black people are like, they got the guy! What are you talking about, conspiracy? That's funny.

Starting point is 00:06:48 They found him in a McDonald's, he had the gun, the silencer, he had a fucking manifesto. Obviously, you're gonna carry those things across. Exactly! Yeah, across state lines, days later. Nah, bro, that's not... That's because we think y'all all look alike. All these pictures look the same. That's cuz we think y'all looking like

Starting point is 00:07:10 Look like the dude. Oh, yeah, this is hilarious. He got a nods on him That nose nosing people are looking at the eyebrows and they're like dude. He's got a unibrow Casually like that is really the questions like how Italian is he that his unibrow grows back in three days? Nah, he got that. That growth is there. He's got great eyebrows, like stunning eyebrows. Yeah, these are thick, dude. You think he's under propeture? That's great head of hair.

Starting point is 00:07:35 He's 26! He's Italian. I was just saying, it's great head of hair. This guy's fucking awesome, right? He is awesome. Brought justice to that guy who killed 40,000 people. I can't wait to give to his GoFundMe. Yeah, is that one?

Starting point is 00:07:46 I'm just waiting for someone to start one. Yeah, so people at Poynter have some things. They're like, okay, so he goes to PA, he gets recognized by a McDonald's employee. Oh, sorry, Tim Treb, you're real quick. Didn't that guy who killed 40,000 people allegedly, didn't he also rug pull his own company? Didn't he sell a bunch of his own stock?

Starting point is 00:08:01 He's being investigated for this, basically like a stock dump. Whoa, so he could have dumped out from his own company. I think that's what the investigation is. And that's almost like insider training because you have knowledge of something that's gonna happen within the company. Oh shit, he's Mr. Beast?

Starting point is 00:08:13 Yo, did he do a crypto scam? When did Mr. Beast Hawk II alone and Paul has gone on over here? This is insane. We gotta start crypto scamming. We really need to. Coffeezilla don't. He is joking about that. Coffee is on to you.

Starting point is 00:08:32 No one else is going to prison. Coffee, you should start watching Camp with Mark Gagg. He's gonna be selling all them shitcoins and it's gonna be a problem. But he got nothing to do with us. What is the consequence? Coffeezilla is scarier than this queue motherfucker. You make 50 million dollars in coffee in one video? But he got nothing to do with us. What is the consequence? We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out.

Starting point is 00:08:47 We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out.

Starting point is 00:08:55 We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out.

Starting point is 00:09:03 We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. We can sell out. All right, this guy's the ultimate Chad is what people were pointing out, but he gets caught by a minimum wage employee of McDonald's Wow is what the what the allegation is? Yeah, which seems like all right And then he's caught in the McDonald's like sitting there on his laptop with the gun and a manifesto at 300 page manifesto and 10 grand of cash and foreign currency and Then he actually gets to pose he goes into court in front of the judge Yesterday and then what does he say? And he goes, couple things,

Starting point is 00:09:27 the money, that was planted on me. Yeah. And. Oh, now it's funny, Al. Cops been doing this to black people for years, but now it's funny what happens to an Italian. But they don't have a fake ID to gun and money. Like usually they just plant one, like,

Starting point is 00:09:42 gram of crap on them. Well, when it's a white person, you need a lot of evidence. But hey, listen, hold on. When it's black, you barely need any evidence. Some blind bitch came back, I think I saw him. Let me ask you this, you shoot a guy, you got foreign currency, and you're ready to flee the country,

Starting point is 00:09:58 you got the money, and you're like, before that, let me go to Altoona, Pennsylvania and pull up at a McDonald's. Who the fuck is doing that? The McRib. doing that McRib? Why would he go to Canada like if you got to leave America you go to Canada from Canada whatever Yeah, but workers at McDonald's don't snitch Come on Trump don't snitch. Yeah

Starting point is 00:10:22 No Trump, you know what Trump gotta do if he really wants to win over America? He got to pardon this man. Oh, that's fine. No, Biden needs to do that. If, when what? Just come on, go out on a high. For real. If he pardons him, everybody will forget about his son. That makes complete sense. That's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:10:43 Keep a story with a better story. No, that's far. That's a PR flip. Hold on, we completely forget about his son! That makes complete sense. That makes me keep a story with a better story. That's a PR flip. Hold up, we completely forget about Hunter. No, I'm on. We completely forget about Hunter. You pardon this guy. What's the justification for pardoning him? He's a hero? American fucking hero? We need change. He's a piece. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:00 It would happen to be a federal court. He has to make its way there, so it's gotta be on Trump. It's not gonna happen in time. He crossed state lines with a weapon. That's true. That's very true. The murder charge will be federal, I guess. But can you do it that soon? Doesn't have to like go to trial or whatever the fuck? No, the feds can decide to take over a case whenever they want. Oh, yo, do that Biden. Yeah. Did you hear the approval rating was shoot right back up. The McDonald's employee won't get the money that's offered for getting him arrested because he called 911 and not Crimestoppers.

Starting point is 00:11:26 That's what you get. What? Ho. That's what you get for being a ho. Yo, that's fucked up. No, that's crazy. Al Defendant snitches, what's going on right now? I'm a civilian.

Starting point is 00:11:34 Yeah. You're a civilian. You're a civilian. Yeah. He snitched. People are pointing out there's just a lot of things with it. Where it's like, OK, this kid. What are people pointing?

Starting point is 00:11:43 He goes to UPenn, right? Like an Ivy League school. He's a smart kid. He goes to Gilman in Maryland, which is like the most prestigious school in the area. It's like 40 grand a year. Valedictorian. Valedictorian. Bright guy. He's the Joker. He's like writing messages on bullets. He's leaving Monopoly money as a message to the feds and Central Park. like this whole grand scheme. Elaborate scheme, yeah. But then goes and has a gun on him and the manifesto and fake IDs and is sitting in a McDonald's waiting. Not to go, dine in. That's far. That level of comfort is amazing.

Starting point is 00:12:16 But he's not that dumb. A guy like that doesn't make sense, he'd be that dumb. Didn't he go to college in Pennsylvania? So he's going to? No, no, Altoona, he went to college in Philly, U Penn, then he went to Penn State Altoona. That's not even, that's like an offshoot satellite school or whatever. It's not even the real Penn State.

Starting point is 00:12:33 So there's, I've been to Altoona. Ain't no fucking reason to go to Altoona. No, I'm just saying. Unless you're doing a Wild'N Out comedy show there. Or you're running from a merch. Yeah, but even then, you got the foreign currency, just go across country lines, whatever whatever fucking currency you got go there.

Starting point is 00:12:47 He's not a dumb person. Yes, I think well one he probably wasn't online that much because he probably threw away his phone and so he probably didn't know. So he thought nobody was looking for him? He didn't throw away his phone. Oh he didn't? So apparently, so there's another thing that came up in the court is that they said that he had Faraday bags which is basically like a bag like almost you think think of like a yonder bag, but it's basically disrupts the cell

Starting point is 00:13:07 signal from getting in or out. So you can't be traced. And they said, this is indication of criminal sophistication. Yeah. And he says, I picked this bag because it's waterproof. It has nothing to do with criminal sophistication. You think this is a ballfucker, they planted that much shit on this guy. Yeah. But this is the thing where I'm like, okay, he is super smart, but maybe he is super smart, but maybe he's like going through a mental episode or is like a narcissist or something because he's speaking in court without an attorney,

Starting point is 00:13:32 which if you're like, you know, above average, intelligent person, you know, once you get in a court, don't say shit. Just be like, hey, I need legal representation. I'm going to keep my mouth shut. So that would indicate to me like, oh, he feels pretty confident about his position with the judge. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which you. So that would indicate to me like, oh, he feels pretty confident about his position with the judge, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:47 Cause he knows he's innocent, yo. He knows the truth is on his side. Wait a minute, that changes things for me. No. If he's choosing to defend himself. But he's not, he didn't choose to defend himself. He's just in front of the judge, God bless you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

Starting point is 00:14:00 And I was wet, it was all over my shoulders. I can smell it. I have smelly sneezes. What the hell smell That's actually false completely false. It's only if I allow it Because I can't control the smell of my scenes, but my farts I can't keep that And then just decomposes my body Bro, have you ever seen you woke up your baby and your wife freaks out?

Starting point is 00:14:22 No, but I farted and woken up my wife and she's really happy Bro, have you ever seen you woke up your baby and your wife freaks out? No, but I farted and woken up my wife and she's really happy about it. Yeah, she really enjoys that. It's my favorite way to wake up. And then when she wakes up, I go, ah! And then I say she farted. My wife farted the other day. She was in, while we're in bed, she woke herself up, farted.

Starting point is 00:14:40 She was so embarrassed that she put the covers over her head and I was like, God damn. Don't go down there. It's a ground zero! She's like touch of it! Last show to tour, okay? Honolulu, Hawaii, alright? We'll see you guys all there, the Blindsdale Arena, we'll see the protesters there as well.

Starting point is 00:14:59 Appreciate y'all, we love y'all, man. Shout out to the Kendrick fans that will be outside. We'll be inside, you know, having crazy racist and sexist jokes and having to time our fucking lives. But y'all enjoy the outside, I hope it pours rain. And you just stay out there soaked. We love y'all, man, appreciate y'all. The Life Tour is finally coming to an end.

Starting point is 00:15:21 We got the special film. Once again, thank you guys so much for pulling up to that. That was awesome. And I'll give you guys so much for pulling up to that. That was awesome. And I'll give you news about when that comes out on Netflix. But I appreciate y'all. We'll see you in a few weeks. God bless. All right guys, let's talk show dates.

Starting point is 00:15:33 I told you I'd have announcements this week and I do. February dates are coming, but January, we ready to rock with those. January 9th and 10th and 11th, I'm gonna be at side splitters comedy club in Tampa so all you Floridians white trash people people that are happy that we had Trump on the pod come through also January 23rd through 25th I'm gonna be in Sacramento punchline guys I sold that show out two years ago when I wasn't even really moving tickets So you better buy tickets as she because it's gonna go quickly also January 30th and February 1st. I'm gonna be in Des Moines

Starting point is 00:16:04 I'm very excited to go to Des Moines because you know sometimes you're just trying to like make fun of being in the middle of nowhere and you just pull a city out of your ass. My go-to is Des Moines. Now I finally get to see apparently it's West Des Moines. I don't know why the fuck you would have directions for Des Moines but I'm gonna be there at the Funny Bone in West Des Moines. Get your tickets there at AkashSingh.com. Also if you go to the website my eyes look really pretty on the topcom. Also, if you go to the website, my eyes look really pretty on the top banner.

Starting point is 00:16:27 I don't know who did the Photoshop, or maybe that's my natural eye color. I fucked those eyes. See y'all there. Back to Luigi. Yeah, fucking Luigi, man. Put a different picture up, man. This is too crazy.

Starting point is 00:16:36 I can't, and all the pictures are so- Mugshot is a joint, too. Yeah, it is crazy. But, so he's talking to the judge in court. I don't think he's like legally defending himself. court. I don't think he's like legally defending himself Like I don't think he's like I'm denying representation. Yeah, but I think he is Going back and forth with the with the judge. Wait, so you guys don't think he went crazy. No, no, he probably went crazy It's just more fun to say that he's just like vigilante hero. But two things can be true, right?

Starting point is 00:17:00 You can be a crazy vigilante here. Yes, but it is rare that people like bad People we perceive to be bad get killed Two things can be true, right? You can be a crazy vigilante here. Yes. But it is rare that people like bad, people we perceive to be bad get killed. Yeah, bad things usually don't happen to bad people. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is one of those rare cases. It's just nice to see gun violence bringing people together.

Starting point is 00:17:18 Yes. You know what I mean? It's just nice to see an act of senseless crime bringing the whole country like, yes. It did bring, both sides were just like. We can fight behind something. That is senseless. Anybody who ever had to pay for their own health insurance,

Starting point is 00:17:28 this made the most sense. I think Americans are ready for central healthcare, whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it called? Universal healthcare. Universal healthcare. If you want that to happen,

Starting point is 00:17:37 Mark out a couple more of these guys, you get all the coverage you want. Do you remember when we were talking about this, we were like, okay, there's going to come a time where there's a wealth disparity and it'll either be like a violent revolution or a political revolution. We're getting close.

Starting point is 00:17:50 We're getting close. But you can, like rich people basically, the super, super, super, super rich have to make sure that the super poor have just enough to get by. The second they don't have enough to get by, then they're gonna, okay, we're gonna storm that person's fucking estate

Starting point is 00:18:03 and we're gonna kill his whole family, et cetera. And that's what happens here. So a way to keep them poor, but keep them happy, would be to just give them universal healthcare. And that will get you a few more years. It's going to take some money off of your bottom dollar, but you'll find a way to just put on the middle class or put on the kind of rich like they always do. but that is a way to keep them out of your pockets or keep them from storing your estate for a few

Starting point is 00:18:29 More decades decades. Yeah, you get a couple more decades and eventually they'll be like hold on I can't eat but I can go get my neck fixed This is fucked up and they're gonna shoot another one of you But this is a good sign that it's time to start taking care of the people because he wasn't poor No, he's like one of the wealthier families. His cousin is a delegate in Maryland. He's some type of political office. Really? Yeah, Nino Mangione.

Starting point is 00:18:51 Weird thing, the whole family owns a bunch of nursing homes and they have really bad ratings. So I'm like, if yours should be upset at somebody, probably should be upset at your own family. Well, he didn't talk to his family for like three, six months, whatever. No one knew what happened to him. Oh.

Starting point is 00:19:07 That's what they're saying. But it's just interesting, like, why is he, the anger being directed at the health insurance company when your family is really not doing a good job taking care of old people. Ooh, that's a good one. I didn't know that they had nursing homes. Oh yeah, they own like a bunch, like probably like

Starting point is 00:19:21 10 to 12. Oh wow. Take it to the top, baby. Interesting. There's a little, they apparently had this back 12. Oh wow. Take it to the top, baby. Interesting. There's a little, apparently he had this back injury, I don't know if that's real. Yeah. But this like lingering back injury.

Starting point is 00:19:31 Getting surgery. Again, this is kind of one of the stories people are saying, I don't know if it's the case, but it's like he was in Hawaii, he was surfing, injured his back, gets back surgery. Apparently there's like a whole back surgery racket that happens, I was looking at this also, where like they're over diagnosed and oftentimes like the saying

Starting point is 00:19:47 that people go through, go with is like the first surgery is optional, the second surgery isn't. Yeah. And so like these doctors will just like do back surgeries and then they have chronic back pain forever because the doctor's getting kickbacks for the back surgeries and yada yada yada. Fucked. Is what people are saying.

Starting point is 00:20:01 And so it's possible that he was wrapped up in that. He feels manipulated, taken advantage of and now for the Rest of his life. He's in pain So they're looking at his like book recommendations like the books he read and there's a ton of like back pain books Yeah, and so he's like reading about this shit. He's feeling angry He maybe did like some people say he did like ayahuasca to get through it and like was that was partially part of it So like he was angry traumatizedized, hyper-intelligent, and then goes potentially crazy, doesn't talk to his family for three or six months,

Starting point is 00:20:28 and then forms his plan. Yikes. He just comes back a fucking superhero. I'm going to leave it there. What a story. What a fucking story. Dude, mom's not over time with us, it feels like Batman. Like imagine he doesn't get caught and just keeps going.

Starting point is 00:20:40 But he kills people, he's not much cooler. But he goes after other billionaires. Yeah. Imagine he just keeps on finding billionaires. Dexter. And then he tries to kill Bruce Wayne. And then that's where the episode of Batman starts. Third episode of Batman. I mean there is something interesting, because Dexter the idea was that...

Starting point is 00:20:57 The serial killer that kills other serial killers, right? Oh, I thought it was a serial killer that just kills bad people. Maybe it goes there, but I think the idea was a serial killer. Yeah, it was serial killers kill bad people, serial killers. I think it's like sort of both. Right, but essentially the people. He killed someone that stole copper pipes. Like, he's not killing good people.

Starting point is 00:21:13 He's killing murderers or rapists or young people. It probably gets to that point, yeah. Exactly. But the idea is this. But the idea is this, so he has to feed that need, so he's gonna find a way to do it that like helps society. Yeah. Which now we can like him. Yeah, Robin Hood is a kleptomaniac, wants to help out poor people while he's at it,

Starting point is 00:21:27 this way I don't feel guilty. That's great. That's all Robin Hood is, he's a fucking klepto. Anyway, so I wonder if other CEOs for these companies right now are looking at how the public is reacting. Not, is there a crazy person that's gonna try to murder you? There can always be a crazy person

Starting point is 00:21:44 that's gonna try to murder any of us, right? But the public reaction, and they're going, whoa, I'm hated, my job is hated. When I tell people what I do for a living, they hate me, they despise me, and they think that how I contribute to the world is repugnant. And I wonder if that weighs on them, and they start going, I don't wanna to be thought of this way by my community.

Starting point is 00:22:08 Or I wonder if they're such sociopaths that they go, ah, fuck it, this is how I make money. Well, here's what I, this is gonna be like some cucky shit probably, I'll just say it. This thing that they all hide behind, healthcare, insurance companies, and food companies, when they go public, oh, our fiduciary responsibilities to the shareholder.

Starting point is 00:22:25 I almost think you shouldn't be allowed to go public if you're a health insurance company, a health care company, a food company. Because then- Food is full of interest. Food is full of bullshit. And what they hide behind is we're publicly traded. That's a great point. This is medicine and food for the people, but you get to hide behind, if I'm Brian Thompson,

Starting point is 00:22:42 I'm doing my job. All right, so can I ask you a question? What would be the alternative argument to that? I guess it's just anti-capitalist. It just seems a little socialist to not let these guys go, to not let health care companies, food companies go public. Oh, we can't get the funding we need to expand the business the way we want to or whatever. They would hide behind that. They would hide behind that. But anti-research and development. The reason that a lot of these like drug companies say that they should be public is because they need money

Starting point is 00:23:07 to do the research and development. To profit off the drugs. Yeah, which is true. The entire world benefits from our drug R&D. Okay, that would make sense for pharma. What about health insurance companies? Why does UnitedHealth? Hey.

Starting point is 00:23:20 No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. You're not in the biggest cup of water. UnitedHealth is not developing the instruments and the machines to machines secure people and I know you're not on their side I'm just curious what would be the argument for them if you're playing devil's advocate? I mean, I I don't have a good one. Yeah, I don't think oh and food companies again That's a really that's a really now the food company one is tricky because there is a lot of R&D when it comes to food And unfortunately that R&D might lead to like way worse things for us. But it is.

Starting point is 00:23:47 That's how you make more food more addictive. Exactly, yeah, yeah. So maybe you eliminate that and the food gets healthier. You can literally start a fucking GoFundMe. You guys wanna do Doritos flavor? Here you go. $5 to the GoFundMe. I mean, it's a Kickstarter.

Starting point is 00:24:02 What are we like? I don't think this is, cause again, if the goal is to maximize profits for the shareholder, I'm going to- In and out never had a, isn't a publicly traded business. Very wealthy. That's just slaps. Like, so let's not act like you need to be publicly traded.

Starting point is 00:24:17 Chipotle, the quality fell to dog shit, it's publicly traded, and because you get to say, well, I could use this really high quality chicken, but it costs more, so I'm gonna use a lower quality chicken but that's okay because my primary responsibility is not to the people I'm feeding it's to the share. Akash sometimes you make some great-ass points. Yeah. You you don't happen often. No but no for real this is a great point. You stop being responsible to your customers and now your customers become this conduit

Starting point is 00:24:46 to making your shareholders more money. You're actually, in a lot of ways, poisoning your customers. And that relationship then is one of animosity, where there's like, OK, maybe I like this food, but also I hate the service and I hate all these things. The businesses that are there to serve the customers, like In-N-Out for example, right? They always hear about, oh, they're paying their employees

Starting point is 00:25:09 $15 an hour, $20 an hour, right? They're playing way above minimum wage. When you walk into that bitch, they're happy. They're happy. And you feel good. You feel great. Yeah. You walk into some of these fast food restaurants

Starting point is 00:25:20 and it looks like it's on a site. They're trying to say you murdered a CEO. Yeah, it's like, bro, I'm trying to get him a jacket. They snitching because they're not getting paid right. There is no way an In-N-Out employee would have snitched on Manjoni. No. Who would give them animal style abuse, Warren?

Starting point is 00:25:33 For real. I love this, Bernie bros are listening like yes, they finally get it. Finally get it. Social response, social response. Finally, let's fucking go. I love this. No, that's a fucking great.

Starting point is 00:25:43 Keep going, y'all cooking. Yeah, we're cooking right now. Y'all fucking cooking. So love this. Keep going. Let's cook it. Yeah, we're cooking right now. Keep cooking. Let's go. So that is a great example. Should healthcare companies be publicly traded? Because now your responsibility is no longer to the people you're trying to take care of.

Starting point is 00:25:55 Yeah. And the same thing with food. What other businesses shouldn't be publicly traded? Those are the two that come to mind. Like let's say for example, a bridge could be a publicly traded company. Yeah. No. Yeah. Be responsible for me getting over to the other side.

Starting point is 00:26:12 Yeah, not using shoddy material. Don't be responsible for some guy in Arizona who invested in this bridge company. The George Washington Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge, those motherfuckers gotta serve us and nobody else. 1000%. Same thing should apply. The only things that come to my mind are essentially medicine,

Starting point is 00:26:26 which is food and actual healthcare. I guess you could say medicine because- You thought of this right now? No, I've been thinking this and this just proved to me that there was something here. No, I'm just saying every once in a while, every once in a while he starts acting like a real- Fucking Indian.

Starting point is 00:26:42 I know, I know. You know what I mean? Like sometimes his little Punjabi brain is working. Sorry. But when you start acting, yesterday in the group chat, there was no Carmen in that group chat. Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes,

Starting point is 00:27:00 I'm Carmen. He was going full Punjabi. You also need the Punjabis to fucking throw it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when it's more, I'm calm Because it's gonna be too passive too much It's a little bit too passive, but sometimes you need that hindu to come up in there and start making them crazy ass points. And then when they say your points are stupid, that Punjabi comes in. Meet you at the corner of the parking locker, bro. Oh, you want to rink a dink right now? Let me just rink a dink.

Starting point is 00:27:35 You start rink a dinkin', bro, and you're not using that hindu. He's like, don't let me bring my elephant through. Stop a ball, you motherfucker. It's gonna be a problem. G's up, don't let me bring my elephant through. Stop a ball, you motherfucker. It's gonna be a problem. G's up, dude. But yeah, I think that's true. And the American people want it. It's time for healthcare, man.

Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah, I don't know, universal healthcare, I don't know. I think that is a starting point. Cause you don't actually, and honestly, I don't think you care that much about shareholder profits, but you get to use that as a shield. Oh, it's all about about you want your own profits. The shareholders are secondary to what you want, but you get to hide behind that.

Starting point is 00:28:09 Every business person says your primary, financial, whatever, responsibility, is bullshit, take that away from them. Yeah, it's because the board can fire people that aren't making the company money. Yeah, and they get to hide behind that same fucking excuse. So now you're not publicly traded, now why are you pieces of shit?

Starting point is 00:28:24 Now answer for it. My parents used to always say this, how lucky they were that they did something ethical for a living. They would always say this to me, I don't know, what do you mean? They're like, yeah, we just teach people how to dance and they really enjoy it and they love it

Starting point is 00:28:35 and it feels really good that we get to have this opportunity to provide for ourselves. There are a lot of people that do things that are potentially unethical and they brought up the insurance thing. Like somebody has to go to somebody's house that gets torn apart by a hurricane and say, well technically you didn't board your windows

Starting point is 00:28:50 and if you had boarded your windows it would have destroyed your living room and your kitchen. So we're not gonna repay your living room and kitchen. And then, those people are screwed. But that's what they have to do for a living. And we get to come on this podcast and just talk about making love to little guys. Let's get a little rascals. We'll make love to a little rascal.

Starting point is 00:29:11 So unethical. It's ethical. Like we get to tell our children about that. You know what I mean? Our children one day will watch this and be like, damn, those are some crazy fuckers. They did something. Hell yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:22 They're all gonna look at us and be like, y'all just stupid motherfuckers. I would be so proud yeah. They're all gonna look at us and be like, yeah, this is a stupid motherfucker. I'm gonna be so proud. How was your guys week? Did you guys have a good week? That was great. Yeah, did you have a good week? Better than Brian Thompson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in Albany so not that much better. Hope you had the funny bone? Yeah, it was a great club. The club is good. It's shocking how much colder it is outside of New York City as soon as you leave. Yeah. Two hours up, snow. Ugly people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:49 I'm telling you, you get... How people make a city just have a little bit more warmth? You forget about the cold, but when you're walking around Albany, you're like, damn, it's brick outside. What the fuck? Where's Luigi Mangione? Where's Luigi Mangione to give me a hug when I need him? It is colder with ugly people, right?

Starting point is 00:30:08 I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense logically. San Francisco's much colder than L.A. San Francisco's water the darker. I think it's actually sunny, but the people so ugly, you're like, I don't even wanna look. God don't even wanna shine down on them. Why would I waste this sun? Let me throw this shit down in Los Angeles

Starting point is 00:30:24 when they need it. That's why people from Boston are so funny. Because it's like, you're that ugly, you gotta at least be funny. You gotta chop it up. Even the women up there are funny. A lot of Indiana's on the list of ugly cities, by the way. Oh really? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:39 Because they try to say the most attractive city and they're like, oh, it's Boston, it's something. Yeah, they always try to make a splash with these lists. No, the most attractive city is probably LA, right? No, it's New York. I feel New York is underrated to be honest. New York for sure. I mean, I agree. We look good even in the wintertime. It's also hard. Can I be honest with you? It's also diverse beauty. LA, the hottest girls are like, they don't keep, they're not out. You don't see them. Can I just be honest? There's too many intelligent people in New York for it to be the hottest. There is, the thing about LA is there's no need for intelligence at all. Pretty much all jobs in LA can be done by literal retards.

Starting point is 00:31:24 And because of that- We have Luigi's though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Intelligent hot people. Wait, wait, wait, where's he from? I thought he's from Pennsylvania. Yeah, but he's from Maryland. He moved over here.

Starting point is 00:31:32 Northeast, Northeast. We'll take Northeast. You claim him? We're not claiming him. What I'm trying to say is- Oh, if it's natives only, then even LA don't count, New York don't count, because all the hot people move there. Yeah, that's a good point.

Starting point is 00:31:43 Yeah, but then eventually it accumulates. Okay, so we have people moving, but so with the people moving, that's fine. So New York, you have to have like some level of intelligence to live here, right? Because there's not as many jobs for retards as there is in LA. That's true.

Starting point is 00:31:58 Do you know what I mean? So unfortunately- If you have to have some level of intelligence, how do you explain all Dove's girls? Well, they don't live here. Son, they never live here. Dove is not hooked up with a single girl that lives in New York. They stay at his place.

Starting point is 00:32:11 I'm here for two weeks. I come from Brazil for two weeks. I come from Brazil for two weeks. And I stand outside Tommy Heel Fingerstone. I have to stand outside Tommy Heel Fingerstone, hold the surfboard for 8,000 days. And then he waits until it's like their last two days here so you don't have to stand outside Tommy, you figure stone, hold surfboard for 8 hours a day. And then he waits till it's like their last two days here so you don't have to break out? He's a genius.

Starting point is 00:32:32 Would you like to pay for the citizenship so I can stand outside Tommy, you figure stone, hold surfboard? And then he goes, no, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. Oh, shox. Oh, shox. I have to go back to Rio de Janeiro Where I stand outside the different starry surfboard from way less money This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this 100% they you don't know if they're moaning or talking Do I get Dana White's Contender Series? I feel like I'm gonna be like... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No, but that's it. But in terms of Dove being like a real New Yorker, no, it's not gonna happen. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:31 Does that not happen? Come on. Never wants. Never wants. Never, never, never, never, never wants. New York girls are hard, bro. You need to like... Dove's Charm doesn't work on New York girls. Really? No. No, no. Dove's Char charm works on girls with like hope and dreams. New York girls are, they're dark, bro. They see some shit at 14 years old.

Starting point is 00:33:51 We're all too soft. None of us has a New Yorker. That's true. Honestly, my girl moved here at 14 years old and every once in a while I see some New Yorker and I'm like, God, this is... Not one of you on the couch has a New Yorker. Why would I? I see some New Yorker and I'm like, God, this is not one of you on the couch as a New Yorker. Why would I? I never read New York. Wait, you're close. I'm the closest.

Starting point is 00:34:12 Philly. My girl moved here at 14. But still it's not New York. She had a happy childhood. She had a pretty happy childhood. She had a pretty happy childhood. New York toughened you up, bro. My girls get a little too tough. I'm like, we might need to go to a despair.

Starting point is 00:34:30 We overdo it. What's going on? Is it the season? My girl getting tough too. Like, it's crazy out here. What's going on? It's the coldness, bro. What do you do? What do you do in this situation? My logic don't work no more?

Starting point is 00:34:46 We gotta be in Miami. We gotta Miami winter studio. It needs to happen. We need to keep him distracted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Presents don't work. I have to grow out my beard for cushion to get slapped. I'm moving the carpet. My man. You gotta be careful that about Spanish women. I know. You know what you need?

Starting point is 00:35:16 You need to get that little red cape and just be out there. Every time she run for you. Every time she run for you. Oh man. She run like a pump loader. Hit him with the old man. That's why they were red bro. Alright, did y'all watch the fights at all? This past weekend? I did not. Tell me what happened. Did someone steal your paper view by the way?

Starting point is 00:35:40 Son, I thought someone stole my paper view. How can somebody steal? I treat our whole work group chat as just a personal helpline. You didn't say that? I couldn't sign in to the fight. I was trying to buy the fight and they wouldn't let me sign in.

Starting point is 00:35:53 It was like not available on this device. So I was like, is somebody, are the boys watching at the studio? That's what I figured you guys were. So I texted the group. I was like, yo, what's up with the fights? I can't sign in and then nobody answered and I just handed my phone to my wife and she figured that

Starting point is 00:36:10 shit out it's great to have it's great to have someone this under 30 looking at your technology and make sure that shit works anyway yeah so we all look at your message like, yeah, he'll figure it out. I get it, I get it. I just, I, when I did end up watching it and it was, they were fantastic. So there was this fight between Ian Gary and Shavkat Rakhmanov, I think his name, I'm probably mispronouncing, which was phenomenal.

Starting point is 00:36:40 Like, Shavkat is supposedly the boogeyman of the division. Ian Gary comes out on like three weeks notice. You know, there's been a lot of like shit talk about Ian Gary. He's got a, you know, a little interesting situation where his wife and the mother of his child is also has like their, her ex is his trainer for in like doing his meals and stuff like that. Oh, it's the one that she wrote the book about being a gold digger. And then she wrote that book, which is a satirical book, but obviously everybody's, you know, or it's incredibly accurate, who knows.

Starting point is 00:37:09 But I don't know the exact situation, when obviously at first I saw it and I was like, holy shit, this is fucked up, this poor kid's getting taken advantage of, she's way older than him, she locked him down, made him change his name to include her name, and like a lot of on the surface, you're like, this is fucked.

Starting point is 00:37:22 Then you read the book and it's like clearly like a joke. So I'm like, oh, okay, this might be something else going on here. Anyway, this motherfucker on three weeks notice goes up against the guy who's the number one in the division, he ends up losing a decision, but like almost chokes him out in the fifth round, slowly starts building, like he can fight his fucking ass off.

Starting point is 00:37:41 And you looked at him, you're like, he's only a striker, he's defending every single take down. Like it was very impressive. Like I think nutrition guy. Shout out to the nutritionist. That's no, nobody talking about that. Exactly. Right. That we need to discuss. Yeah. It's a group effort. Getting the fucking whoever was doing like the PD testing for the UFC.

Starting point is 00:38:00 What was it? What was it called? It was like getting us out of there. These motherfuckers is chiseled now. This shit look like WWE in the 90s bro. Wooo! Usada makes shit look boring. Get Usada the fuck out of here. These guys are shredding. It's ultimate war every single one of them. Get out of here. Listen I'm sure they're all abiding by all the rules. They're working out harder now. They're just working out harder now that Usada's not there. They're p-testing them all the time. They're not gonna be accused wrongly. That working on it harder now. They're not there. They're testing them all the time. They couldn't, you know.

Starting point is 00:38:26 They're not going to be accused wrong. That fight is phenomenal. It is like super tactical. It was just awesome to see. Both guys phenomenal. And then this, I was not familiar with your game. The guy who was in the main card, Pantoja, was fighting this guy coming over from like one or something like that.

Starting point is 00:38:40 Japanese dude. This Pantoja guy is relentless. Really? I mean like, it was under pressure and you guys should just, it's short, I would watch the highlights, he fights at 125 fucking pounds and he is, it was, it, it-

Starting point is 00:39:01 Wrestler, striker? Oh. Striker that also does Jiu Jitsu, but I think his background is actually in sort of wrestler jiu-jitsu, but he was striking with the guy and the other guy that he's fighting is known as like a one punch knockout. Are you watching this? Blonde Asian? How will you put it up there?

Starting point is 00:39:14 Going up against the blonde Asian. I gotta reconnect. And if we do put it up, I don't know if they're gonna try to take it down or whatever. Just watch right here, he's fucking up this blonde Asian. Anyway, it was that fight for as long as it lasted. But this guy should be a superstar. Like this guy... Pantosian.

Starting point is 00:39:28 Yeah, he is... He won. He won, choked him out, but like... It was phenomenal. Where's he from? He's from, I believe, Brazil. Oh, they just skipped ahead. What does he sound like?

Starting point is 00:39:40 Well, I don't know if we're up to that point in the pod yet. If we're up to a point in the pod... I guess they'll find out later when he sounds like that. So you'll either find out later or you'll find out right now. Well, I don't know if we're up to that point in the pod yet if we're up to a point So you either find out later or you find out right now If you beat an agent at martial arts you badass Bad motherfucker anyway, so it was it was fire. I mean it was really cool really cool And obviously this guy's a star is you know the champion is division I'm just being a super casual but that motherfucker was relentless anytime. He's fighting again I want to see it and I want to see Ian Gary's next fight

Starting point is 00:40:08 I want to see him and Shavkat get after it again. You don't see that. Okay I want to see another rematch maybe down the line They both get another fighter too but I think this was one of those reality checks for Ian because he had all this hype and there's all this criticism and then He goes and fights the scariest guy in the division. So they say, this is the guy who's going to fight Balal next. OK. Right? And he fights him.

Starting point is 00:40:30 That's a tough fight. I think he lost, but it was 3-2. And if there was one card that went the other way or one scoring that went the other way, then I would not be crazy upset about it. But I think they got the decision right. The other fight, you said he fought at 125? He fought 125 pounds. What does he come in weighing at? What do you think? Because I'm like upset about it, but I think they got the decision right. The other fight, you said he fought at 125? He fought at 125 pounds.

Starting point is 00:40:45 What does he come in weighing up? What do you think? Because I'm like, 125, I can take that. Sorry, I mean, yeah. I mean, I gotta stop. I can take 125 pounds. The last week of my life is based on that principle. You know? But I'm watching this shit, like, I'm gonna have to rethink this shit.

Starting point is 00:41:01 Like, how much kung fu does a motherfucker know? So, yeah, it was crazy. What do you think of the Seryl Ghan decision? Horrible. Yeah, I saw Dana go and apologize to Volkov. Like, it was so horrible. I mean, Seryl Ghan just got worked. He got his ass kicked. And I think, yeah, it was just,

Starting point is 00:41:18 apparently he broke his every toe in one of his feet in the first round or something like that. But Volkov, I thought, fought a way better fight. He kind of laid on him the last few rounds, the last round of it. So you could go, he didn't really deliver the decision. But it was easy. I don't think anybody that watched that fight

Starting point is 00:41:35 with eyeballs thought that those judges got it right. I couldn't believe it. There's no way that the judges that judge the rest of the fights that I thought they judged well, judged that one. And the fact that Dana gets so upset about it, it's nice because in boxing, I would look at this and I go, ah, the promoter rigged this whole shit. But Dana coming out and going like, I'm going to see if we can reverse that.

Starting point is 00:41:56 That was one of the worst decisions I've ever made. Makes me feel like the judges are neutral. But it's an interesting one too, where it's like, can an organization reverse a scoring? And if they do, what's the precedent for that? Do you go back? Yeah, that that also feels more corrupt. It does.

Starting point is 00:42:13 If that happens, then it's like every single everything not contested, contested, contested. Or it could be a smart play by Dana and be like, this person's better for views. But even though they took the L, I got to act like I, the other person deserved it, but nah, you're going to get the next one. But even losses in UFC, you can still run those guys. Yeah. This loss is not going to hurt Gary at all.

Starting point is 00:42:35 I don't think it helps him because he would have got a title shed immediately afterwards. Yeah, but I'm still watching. I think it qualified him and validated him in a way. You're like, oh, he's not a prospect. This guy's good. Remember when Munoz took that fight last minute and got demolished, but you still were like, I will watch every fight this guy does. Yeah, wait, which one was Munoz again?

Starting point is 00:42:55 He took a fight against, what's his name, last minute and just got battered for five rounds. I like that you were not against O'Malley. Not against O'Malley. I think it might have been O'Malley. Oh, I think they're thinking of a different guy. I know the guy you're talking about. Is that a Brazilian guy. I think it might have been O'Malley. Oh, I think they're thinking of a different guy. I know the guy you're talking about. Is that a Brazilian guy?

Starting point is 00:43:07 I thought it was Munoz. Maybe. Wait, what was it? Moutinho. Moutinho? My bad. Doesn't matter. Point is, if you show up and you ball out,

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Starting point is 00:43:36 for being a fucking standup comedian. Try to get clicks. What happened to DL, bro? I don't know, it was sad, dude. That is sad. Like, seeing him try to get clicks off this situation and also them trying to... Yeah, this was also Jasmine Brand.

Starting point is 00:43:54 Them trying to, like, reframe this narrative. This was one of the saddest shit I've ever seen. Because as DL, I'm like, yo, you're committing... Like, this is Kings of Comedy. I saw Kings of Comedy in the fucking movie theater. Like, with my boys in the movie theater watching Kings of Comedy in the fucking movie theater. Yeah. Like, with my boys in the movie theater, watching Kings of Comedy is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Starting point is 00:44:08 Like, seeing Bernie Mac for the first time, I was, like, crying laughing. I couldn't fucking believe it. My friend laughed so hard watching that he threw up. That's awesome. It was just a different comic, but he did. Anyway, there's this clip that they're going around trying to say that I'm, like, being a victim now. Do you have the shit? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:44:25 Play that shit. I've been posting shit like telling me they're gonna take out my family on like pictures of my child. Oh my god. My daughter. You surprised? This is the nature of the game. Yeah, social media.

Starting point is 00:44:37 Yeah, social media. It's like, but he says that line. He says that line. Okay, right? Plus. His parents. So Andrew So says multiple Kendrick Lamar fans have threatened to kill his family over sexual assault joke. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Andrew So says, multiple Kendrick Lamar fans have threatened to kill his family over sexual assault joke.

Starting point is 00:44:46 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that last six words or whatever. Isn't that interesting? So what people don't know is that this was recorded before I ever said anything to Kendrick. This, you notice the outfit is the same outfit as Flay Grant. We did the podcast the same day, right? So I haven't said anything to Kendrick. This is the timeline.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Kendrick drops the bar in the song, right? He says, you know, don't talk about black women, that's the law to white comedian. Then he says, tells people to slide on the black dudes close to him. Alex and Charlamagne is what I interpret. So basically kill his black friends, right? So, death threats to them, death threats to me.

Starting point is 00:45:27 And I was getting death threats. Of course, death threats to me, death threats to my family, telling they're gonna kill my daughter, posting on my daughter's picture. We still haven't posted in it. We haven't talked, I don't talk about for two weeks, right? I go, okay, you saying death threats to all of us, you gonna talk shit about my daughter?

Starting point is 00:45:43 Okay, what's up? I'm a fucking man. Right, cause if we saying anything, it's like, let's have some fun. It's still funny. I'm a fucking man. It's still funny. Right?

Starting point is 00:45:53 Central love. No, but then we're gonna do the molding of his butt, I'm hanging it on the wall. That's it, I'm hanging on the wall, so I can put, remember that, remember that, that happened. This is it, so you talk some shit, right? I can see them taking this, oh, he said hang. Uh-oh. Oh yeah, and then immediately,

Starting point is 00:46:10 so you say the shit, you say kill my friends, and then all your fans come out, not all of them, but fans come out, they give death threats to all of us, they're talking shit about my 10-month-old daughter, right, saying they're gonna kill her, and then I go, I'm gonna have to make sweet love to Kendrick, and now all of a sudden all the fans are like, how could you do that? 10-month-old daughter, right, saying they're gonna kill her. And then I go, I'm gonna have to make sweet love to Kendrick,

Starting point is 00:46:25 and now all of a sudden all the fans are like, how could you do that? You're taking it too far. Jokes are not funny. Yeah, we should murder your family and everything like that, and that's totally fine, but oh my God, they're like clutching their fucking pearls, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:38 I'm like, hold on, how did you become the victim again? He really is the Taylor Swift of hip hop. Like, Taylor is the biggest artist in the world. She's still the victim somehow. She's the victim with Scooter. She's the victim with her boyfriend. She's the victim with the labels. Kendrick the exact same thing.

Starting point is 00:46:53 He's the biggest rapper right now. Destroy Drake. Drake. It. Can't talk about Kendrick without saying it. No, he destroyed Drake in the battle. He's number one and somehow still he's the victim. That he started.

Starting point is 00:47:07 Yeah. And immediately the fans, oh, this is so racist. How is it racist to make sweet love to my little rascal? How is that racist? How is that racist? Did you know about this term, buck breaking? I wasn't familiar with the term. Nobody knows about this shit.

Starting point is 00:47:26 But now they make it racist, they try to make me a pedophile. Did you guys see this shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This shit was hilarious. Yeah. It's like. No, this shit we gotta talk about.

Starting point is 00:47:33 This shit was next level. So one of my exes, she has been turning 29 for the last five years. I don't know, just cause you know, Hollywood isn't great to people that are trying to make it and they're in their 30s or whatever, but they looked at the ages and they're like, oh, she's 29 years old still. And they're like, oh, she must've been 16

Starting point is 00:47:53 when they're dating. I go, 16? I go, I was on five shows on MTV when we were dating. How the fuck am I in a public relationship with a 16 year old? I go, look, there's her on X Factor saying she's 23. And I'm like, wait a minute, this girl's lying about her age. They believed a lie. Now they're posting it trying to turn me into a pedophile.

Starting point is 00:48:11 So the Kendrick fans are just going. That's crazy. Yeah. Racist! These are their two things. And mind you, she is black. So they're calling you a racist. And you ask her, what's a black girl?

Starting point is 00:48:22 I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile. I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile. I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile. Yeah. Tough week. Tough week. Not tough at all, fuck that shit. That shit was funny. He loved it. I was shocked how much he loved it.

Starting point is 00:48:36 I'll be honest, it was, cause when I sat back and I was like, let me see what they're gonna throw out. Cause I know that they're gonna go crazy. Once I said, did the thing on the pod, once we did the flagrant episode, I was like, I know they're gonna go crazy. I was like, I'm sitting back, pod, once we did the flagrant episode, I was like, I know they're gonna go crazy. I was like, I'm sitting back, I'm gonna see.

Starting point is 00:48:47 They're gonna throw the kitchen sink at me. I already know. And I was like, all right, let's see what they got. Let's see what they got. They start throwing out everything. Ah, these races, of course. That's the first thing they're obviously gonna go to. Then they do the pedophilia shit,

Starting point is 00:48:56 and I'm like, all right, yeah, of course. Okay, good. Bullshit. Community note, hit them real quick on that. Yeah, yeah, shout out to Elon, bro. Shout out. That shit came in clutch, that was fire. And then, so I'm like, okay, let's see,

Starting point is 00:49:08 okay, that's all they got. And then the celebs started getting comfy, right? Because they saw, they're like, ooh, there's a trend in this direction, let's pile on. The second I saw these cornball ass celebs try to pile on, Meek tried to pile on, he's like, yeah, this is what they do. He made fun of me, called me gay in his stand up. That shit was fucked up. I got a tweet of Meek saying, that shit was funny, bro. I like that. That's the first time I ever

Starting point is 00:49:30 laughed at being called gay. Actually, he didn't say being called gay. What did he say? He said, that's the first time I laughed at being gay. I almost feel bad for him. I almost didn't want to do that because I'm like, poor Meek could not help himself. If anyone has a reason to be mad, you know what I mean? It's him. You were cooking him in that clip.

Starting point is 00:49:45 Anyway, so he, and then Ice Cube's son tries to post some shit, and I just put it right under it, I'm like, why don't you look up Google, no Vaseline by your dad. And now he's in the comments explaining himself. Well, technically that was a joke. It was a metaphor. It wasn't a real thing that was actually gonna happen. I'm like, oh, oh really? Is that it? Yeah. He must not have heard it in a while

Starting point is 00:50:06 because those aren't all metaphors. There's some. There's some. MC Ren's dick tastes like the shit in Yeezy's ass or something. Talking about sticking a broom up somebody's ass. How do you make that into a metaphor? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:50:18 The broom is actually really the oppression that black people had to endure from the record industry. No, it's just crazy to see it happen. And then to see people jumping on the narratives. The only thing that annoyed me was that one that they tried to push out DL and then I guess Jasmine Brand tried to push out because they tried to make it seem like I was being a victim after what I said. No, they said that shit to me and you and Sharla, and I was like, it's up then. If y'all wanna go there, we could go there.

Starting point is 00:50:47 And I promised that you're not comfortable there. And the second I went there, what happened? This is too funny, you can't make jokes about. Unless of course you're making them about people that we think it's funny. Unless of course you're every TV show, unless of course it's, like literally everything they brought up,

Starting point is 00:51:04 they brought up this clip with Cat Williams going, it's never funny. And then literally Friday after next, he's in a scene where he's about to get. Yeah. He's like, what you pee on me? Yeah. And I posted it.

Starting point is 00:51:14 It's like, come on. Yeah. People can make jokes about things. You can make jokes about things. Everyone gets these jokes. The thing, like the people who are upset are people who don't watch the show. And so I can actually understand, it's like, if you take a clip out of context and you're like,

Starting point is 00:51:32 wait, this is a podcast. These podcasts are usually serious, you're just people around sitting and talking. So if you actually take what you say as serious, I can understand why people would get upset at it. But it's like, once you realize this is a comedy podcast, you're a comedian and you're making jokes, like you came back with your art the same way that Kendrick came at you with his art.

Starting point is 00:51:51 So it's like, hey, you can not like it, but you can like crucify a person for it. Just don't tune into it. That's the biggest way to protest. Don't tune in. Oh, speaking of protests. Uh... But we'll get to the protest. But protest. Don't tune in. Oh, speaking of protests. Uh.

Starting point is 00:52:05 But we'll get to the protest. But like, I agree with you. There's this misconception, Dit, like you can't react poorly to a joke. You can be offended by a joke. Exactly. This is the thing, like comedians, at least us, we're not saying you can't be offended by a joke.

Starting point is 00:52:23 We're not saying that you cannot like it. You can hate it. You know how much comedy we hate? We probably hate way more comedy than y'all hate. Right? There's probably way more comedy that's like, not offensive to us in terms of like, oh my God, I can't believe I heard that,

Starting point is 00:52:35 but offensive just to the art of comedy. It's just bad. Right, there's tons of shit coming out there. And it might not be bad, it's just not our cup of tea. It's not our cup of tea. We don't like, but you should be able to do it. So you can react to these jokes. You can look at all my jokes and be like,

Starting point is 00:52:46 I don't find these funny, this is fucked up. The second you tell me I can't joke about a group of people, now we have a disagreement. Yeah. The second you tell people to kill my friends, now we have an issue. So you took it to violence and you tried to censor my art. You did two no-nos from me.

Starting point is 00:53:06 And I reacted accordingly. And we didn't play the victim by showing all of our DMs of the death threats and all that stuff. We just came back with comedy. Yo, that's it. That's what we came back for. That's it. We come back with comedy and they don't want to be in the kitchen.

Starting point is 00:53:17 And if you didn't like the joke, that's fine. We like the kitchen. It's nice in the kitchen. I found the joke funny. I still stand by laughing. I know it was so over the top silly. It was so stupid the top silly. It's so obvious it's a joke.

Starting point is 00:53:27 And then people are taking it to slay and it's like, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah. It's the point of being so over the top is so on some level you understand we're all kidding. It was a joke. Now I'm serious. Fuck, I'm fucking his butt.

Starting point is 00:53:38 It's so funny. Shit. I got to get it now. I'm never gonna take that and be like, see? No, no. I gotta fuck it now, dude. I'm never gonna take that and be like, see? See? I gotta fuck it now, dude. I gotta get the molding and put it on the wall. I need a before and after.

Starting point is 00:53:51 The worst DM I got was somebody who was like, yo, I hope you have a horrible Christmas. Yeah. Why would Dub DM you that, man? That's so crazy that he would do that. And you wore the jacket today, protest. That is so crazy. A whole of a Christmas and a happy holiday.

Starting point is 00:54:06 That was the worst one I got. I'm like, damn, bro, you gonna ruin my holiday. Damn, the whole of Christmas. At least there's death on me or something. Yeah. That's a reasonable insult, fuck. Yeah, no, that was just crazy. Just seeing them immediately turn into victims

Starting point is 00:54:21 was just so corny. The fact that they're protesting, listen, I'm gonna put this out as it's a fan, okay? I'm not gonna say it comes from Kendrick or his team or his publicist. I'm gonna say that this is a random fan acting completely separately from them. But basically, they put out an ad

Starting point is 00:54:42 where they're paying protesters to show up to my Hawaii show. December 21st. Ticket link down there. You'll see it. At the Blisdale Arena. They're paying protesters. Now, I don't know who's providing the money. $250 is not nothing. Low-key, I'm almost like, should we all go and I just do a show outside?

Starting point is 00:55:04 If a thousand people show up, that's $250,000 you gotta pay. So who's gonna pay that... Who would have that kind of money? Probably a really obsessive fan. Now, I'm not saying it's coming from their team, I'm not saying it's coming from Kendrick. But this is... And by the way, they're paying full... That's like full... That's not 30% off, like their streams, this is a full price.

Starting point is 00:55:28 Dang it, they're paying. Imagine being like an artist's artist who like really believes in creativity and in censoring other artists. Now I'm not saying it's Kendrick, it's probably just a one random fan with like millions and millions of dollars that he would like to deploy to protesting a show in Hawaii of mine probably has nothing to do with the team

Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, freaking out and in shambles because they've never been made fun of on the internet and their only reactions You want to fuck my guy, you know, it hurt me the most what is it? Kendrick made music for Dudes Under 5'10 and he's my number one artist on Spotify, right? He does. He does make music for Dudes Under 5'10. And number one in two songs. That's what hurt me the most personally.

Starting point is 00:56:15 I took that as like painfully true. He does make good music. You need to start wearing lifts. Yes. Yes, right? It was my number one. Exactly. See?

Starting point is 00:56:24 Second to Al hit 16. He was all about the six-god. The six-god. But no, I think it is like, I never met like a dude, six-four, who's like, man, I love Kendrick Lamar. Like, right? It's more of like a shorter guy thing, right? Like it is. I'm just saying.

Starting point is 00:56:40 I can't argue with you. I'm just, but I get- I can't argue with you. I get, cause you see him and he's like Iron Man to you or whatever, right? He's so cool. He's like a Marvel superhero. He's like one of us can do it. He did that whole concert, didn't drink water. Didn't drink water? Superhero.

Starting point is 00:56:54 How did he fucking do it? I don't know. I love this guy. But I do, yeah, it is like that type of, it's for people that are a little short. That's what I take. There's no way there's a guy 6, six, two, six, three. Short King Kendrick. Short King Kendrick. It's that energy.

Starting point is 00:57:10 It's why there's a protest out of the show. It's like, it's a... I'm surprised. You should, I would... My advice to you was like, keep it low. Just tell your fans about this. And have everybody who's showing up to the show get paid. Bro, that's what I wanted.

Starting point is 00:57:25 That's what you should have did. And then just drain the bank get paid. Bro, that's what I wanted. That's what you shouldn't do. And then just drain the bank account. Yeah. There's one problem. So this is what I wanted to do. I was like, yo, let's all just go get paid. But it's so fucking funny. The protest is a minimum requirement of four hours.

Starting point is 00:57:40 So you can't even just protest regular. Yeah, you got to find a way to broadcast the hour outside. Once the show sells out, once tickets sell out, once tickets sell out, once you buy a spot, then we'll find a way to broadcast it outside. And then everybody just gets to pay $250 to go to a show. I mean, that would be good, but then they're just going to post it all over the internet. And that's the Netflix thing. That's okay.

Starting point is 00:58:04 That was that Punjabi brand coming out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Get that Hindu, get that Hindu, get that Hindu, guys. Shout out to Punjabis, we love you. Delay the show and you gotta go for four hours. Trust is Luigi Mangione. I think that's what you should do. Just kinda how I always dress.

Starting point is 00:58:19 Why Luigi Mangione? I'm waluigi Mangione. You got a booger and you're right in the ass. I didn't realize the four hour thing. Nah, they were so hard. But you know, the idea of paying people to protest. But also, you're gonna be in Hawaii. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:33 I don't know why a Hawaiian is gonna spend four hours being mad. First of all, Hawaiians don't give a fuck. Let me tell you something about Hawaiians. I've been to Hawaii a few times. Hawaiians do not take kindly to outsiders telling them what they can or can't do, okay?

Starting point is 00:58:47 Hawaiians don't give a fuck what no outsider tells them what they can or can't laugh at, what they can or can't joke around about that. Hawaiians do what Hawaiians fucking do. So I, yeah, you could try to tell Hawaiians what to do all you want. You could try, but it ain't gonna fucking happen. I promise you that.

Starting point is 00:59:05 Hawaii's the only place where they're openly just call people from America, they're from America too, but they call the rest of us howlies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like openly, and then we just all go along with it. They don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:59:17 And also they're like, oh, it's a racist comedy show. Hawaiians look at that, they're like, ooh, I can't, where the test? This is gonna be fun. They have immense comfort with race-based humor. There's so many different people there. And the way that they can, I guess, come together culturally is making fun of each other.

Starting point is 00:59:35 It's like built into the culture, so. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I'm hyped about the show. I think it's funny, but I also just think it's funny that these are the type of fans. Protest the comedy shows. It's still a 60,65 an hour something like that. 62-59. I feel bad saying it in front of my my nanny I felt bad even saying I was like they're protesting. She's like how much they're posing for that. Oh, I mean Women's watching the most important thing in my life

Starting point is 01:00:05 This woman's watching the most important thing in my life, my baby. You know what I mean? She not making that money. 65 an hour? How rich is Kendrick? He's not Kendrick. Sorry, how rich is this one specific benevolent fan of Kendrick? I still think it's worth signing up for 6215 hour if you're a fan. I'll be there.

Starting point is 01:00:27 Are you crazy? Can we just get $125 just show up for the first two and go to the show? Yeah. Is it tax free also? Like how do they pay? Is it like W-2 or something? I got no clue. How do you think Kendrick would pay?

Starting point is 01:00:41 Crayons or some shit like that? Disguised. What about lunchelies That was UV in Punjabi right there. Yeah, I did at it speaking of it being a tough week for rappers How about Jay-Z? Innocent. We didn't even say what happened. Innocent.

Starting point is 01:01:10 They saying he killed the health guy. What? He killed the United Health guy. Jay-Z did that. Yeah, it wasn't Luigi Mangione. He's like a made-up Italian. That's not a real person. He's an innocent hero.

Starting point is 01:01:23 He's an innocent hero. Damn right. That's crazy. real person. He's an innocent hero. He's an innocent hero. Damn right. That's crazy. Let me tell you something about this. This is a reminder to never beef with 50 Cent. Matter of fact, we need 50 on a pod immediately, but this is a reminder to never beef with 50 Cent because these allegations came out

Starting point is 01:01:40 and 50 is in the comments. Jay-Z went to, I guess, the premiere of Mufasa, the movie. It's a prequel to The Lion King. And it's Jay-Z, Beyonce, Beyonce's mom, and their daughter. And Blue Ivy, yeah. And Blue Ivy. And 50 sent comment. He goes, Jay said, they said I re-s the kid. Everybody get dressed, we going to see Mufasa.

Starting point is 01:02:11 He's so deliberate with his words. He said, Jay said they said I was the kid. If if it's Jay the kid, let's go see Mufasa. That's liable. Can't do that. That's funny. I don't want to like it, but that shit is funny. Bro, he's too funny, he's too diabolical. And also, he's getting everything for Christmas.

Starting point is 01:02:30 Diddy out here, Jay got a fucking allegation. It's what I always say. If 50 don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you. Very true, dude. Unless you got tickets to the Super Bowl, I might fuck with you until then. Cuz I gotta see my favorite artist perform I gotta see my favorite art. No, little wings not before a little someone

Starting point is 01:02:57 Who do they got a little up there I know they got you know, maybe the NFL just mistook them Maybe the NFL just mistook them. You got a bit of a switch up? Yeah, maybe there was a little mix up and it was, you know. Nah, there's enough black play. Do you think that he says, he says certified pedophile and he think he says A minor at the Super Bowl? Kendrick. I think he does. He has to.

Starting point is 01:03:18 I don't think he says it. I think he does. And if he doesn't say it. A minor has to go. I mean, it has to be said. I don't think he says pedophile. Maybe A minor because it's double entendre. So you could get away with it. You could be like, that's not what I meant. It's a chord. Right, which is, which is, some people call a joke.

Starting point is 01:03:35 A very funny joke about, you know, girls. Which we all sing out loud. It's hilarious because that is, that is jokeable. You can laugh about girls. It's very funny. But when you're a girl, when you become the girl, you know what I mean? Consensual adult. That is a problem. But I think that he won't say it. I don't think he says certified pedophile. What if he says like PDF file or something like that? I just don't. I think, I don't think he says certified pedophile. What if he says like PDF file or something like that? I just don't, I think, I just think the NFL is like, we don't want the word pedophile getting yelled out

Starting point is 01:04:09 on this family friendly broadcast to the entire world. Agreed. We don't want to, I don't think he says pedophile. I think he says A minor, but he might try to do PDF file or something like that. I think he says it and I think the broadcast mutes it, but I think he still says it. Because the lyric is actually,

Starting point is 01:04:23 if I'm not mistaken, talking about Drake's friend. Ooh. He's like, Sibaka got a case, why is he around? Certified, certified, pedophile. I don't think he's actually, I don't think the lyric is actually about Drake. I don't think that changes it.

Starting point is 01:04:37 Yeah, I know that. Say Drake, I heard you like I'm young. That's about Drake. Yeah, I think that's about Drake. Why did you get that that is about Drake. Yeah, I think that's about Drake. How did you get that? That is about Drake. Explain that to Hal. Explain that one to Hal.

Starting point is 01:04:49 Explain rap to me. No, no, so my feeling is the NFL won't let him say it. And if he doesn't say it, if he does say it, that's respect. If he does say it, that's like, fuck the industry. I'm not gonna be told what to do. I'm an artist. I can say whatever the fuck I want.

Starting point is 01:05:09 Now, if he doesn't say it, what's the criticism? Oh, they'll find a way to justify it. Of course, his fans are gonna justify anything. It's the Swifties, but what is the criticism of, like, does Drake get a point in the battle? Unfortunately, no. No, it's not. He takes the suit down there.

Starting point is 01:05:30 Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I don't think he gets a point, but I think like a lot of moderate people will be like, oh, he didn't say it? Oh, you're willing to bend. You wouldn't bend for an industry. You're not willing to stand by your words. Now, to be honest, anybody who's performed the Super Bowl

Starting point is 01:05:44 probably hasn't been able to curse, hasn't been able to say things. Every rapper that's performed it has words they can't say. But if you're going to play the song that is about calling a dude a pedophile and then you don't call him a pedophile, seems a little... It's a beef. It's not a normal... This is the craziest hit that is a beef song, even more than Back to Back, I think.

Starting point is 01:06:03 It's his biggest song by far. So if you go there, you got to do that song. It's your hit. But it is also a beef song, even more than back to back, I think. Mm-hmm. It's his biggest song by far. So if you go there, you gotta do that song, it's your hit, but it is also a beef song, so taking the beef out of it, now what is it? It's not the same song. You see what I'm saying? Most rap songs, you can take out the cuss words and it's the same song. This one, you can't take out the Drake disses and it still be the same song. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Like I said, I feel like he's gonna say it and I think they'll just mute it in the broadcast. That might- It's on a delay probably, right? That's probably his best move is to tell the NFL, this is getting sad, get your mute button ready. I think, and I would respect the fuck out of that. Low-key. I respect the fuck out of that.

Starting point is 01:06:36 Stand by your art, say whatever the fuck you want. I respect the high key, five, seven, I love him. I love this guy. I love this guy. The number one artist. Honestly, you kind of freed me up to say I love him when you said that. There's nothing wrong with loving, you should love him. I love this guy. I love this guy. The number one artist. Honestly, you kind of freed me up to say I love him when you said that. There's nothing wrong with loving.

Starting point is 01:06:47 You should love him. He's for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's my guy. He's your chapel room. Yeah, yeah. Like, we're sure dudes, listen to Kendrick. They're doing that.

Starting point is 01:06:56 H-O-T-T-O-G-O. D-O-P-H-I-O-E. No? I was like, oh, I got it. Oh, I was gonna. I was trying to think how to spell that shit. I was thinking, I was like, how-O-E. No? Well, we got it. Oh, it was good. I was trying to think how to spell that shit. I was thinking, I was like, how do you even spell it?

Starting point is 01:07:08 Fucking damn, Mark. Damn. I think he can say it. Yeah, I mean, is it against the broadcast rules? We're reading all these FCC rules and it doesn't seem like he's not allowed to say it. No, it's not whether it breaks the rule. It's whether you want that word screamed out

Starting point is 01:07:22 at the student. If the NFL wants to deal with that. There's- So Dr. Dre admitted that the NFL did request minor changes. And I think that- Get it? Well, he's back. To the 2022 show, Kendrick Lamar's all right to line and we, I won't even say all the lines.

Starting point is 01:07:40 He admitted a couple things. Lamar admitted admitted Popo. Popo? Oh wow, he couldn't even say that. Yeah, dog, come on, this is the NFL. Oh, he's not saying A minor, he's not saying nothing. What if he doesn't do the song? Now, if he doesn't do the song, that's a point to Drake.

Starting point is 01:07:57 Or is it like, I'm not even gonna make it about you. If he avoids the whole song, that's a point to Drake. I'll give him. It's either Drake made it happen or you weren't really willing to stand up for your art. Because if I'm not mistaken, Eminem said, I'm not doing a Super Bowl unless 50 is going to be there.

Starting point is 01:08:18 That's awesome. Stood up for his art. He's like, I need him to be there. This is an important moment and I need him to be part of this. Stood up for it. I would rather not do it. I'd rather not do it if he's not going to be there. You're going to not do your most popular song in the height of its popularity at the fucking Superbowl. Nah, bro. You got to do it.

Starting point is 01:08:42 He does have to. Yeah, there were gang references that were asked to be omitted from Kendrick's performances. And the Popo thing, probably NFL was like, dog, the Colin Kaepernick shit is still fresh in everybody's mind, I don't want it. And to him, it's probably like, I don't care that much. I'm doing one song, but if it's my performance, I have to do this song, I think he does the song.

Starting point is 01:09:00 And either he says, I think, like PDF file or something, or what you said, which is, NFL, I'm saying it, get ready to dump it. That's just what it is. I think that's the smartest way to do it. That's by far. And then what's gonna happen is they'll dump him saying it, but the crowd will say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:17 And then you get the best of both worlds. Or yeah, what if he could do, certified, Loverboy certified. Exactly. Yeah, he could do one of those, yeah. That's fire. That's fire. Oh boy. That would be a good workaround. That's not good. He could do certified lever boy certified exactly doing it else That's not good now 50 posted and he said what's going on are we still gonna even have the Super Bowl Don't they get along because I know back back the day, they didn't get along. Like 50, Jay had a line for 50 in like one of his earlier.

Starting point is 01:09:51 But that was a response to 50 going to Jay, right? On how to rap. Yeah, yeah. But like, I'm sure some behind the scenes shit has happened and also ego. Yeah, Jay probably didn't forget that as 50 came up. So do you think the Jay ZZ thing just gets thrown out? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:07 Yeah. Nothing comes of it? He's innocent. He's innocent, bro. Until proven guilty. He's innocent. This is America. You said it like it was gonna happen.

Starting point is 01:10:15 You said until proven guilty like it was gonna happen. No, I said if proven guilty. I hate the, like. Shut up. What are they basically saying? Like, the allegations are that she was 13 trying to get into the Radio City show or something like that. VMAs. Then went to...

Starting point is 01:10:32 What was that? VMAs after party. VMAs after party. She's trying to get into VMAs, yeah. The VMAs are, I think, at Radio City. And then she was trying to get into the after party and then she was driven around. And then there's like the stories getting a little wonky. It also happened how long ago?

Starting point is 01:10:45 Like 20 years ago? I think it was 2000. Like, I don't know, bro. 24 years ago. That's crazy. But here's the thing. The allegation... Alice, you are a writer god, bro. I love it.

Starting point is 01:10:57 No comment. I want to say it's like, I hate the idea that just allegations can go automatically incriminate people. Yeah. Yeah, I think the allegation shit is corny. But I also think we're moving away from a time where an allegation is a conviction. There was a time during Me Too where it was just the second you said something, it's over. I think now there's been so many things said that people just do not give a fuck about. Yeah. That we're like, oh...

Starting point is 01:11:21 It's our Me Too now. We're just a little late to the party. What a surprise. Yeah. Nah, but real talk... It's our me too now. We're just a little late to the party. What a surprise. Yeah. Nah, but real talk. But do you know what I'm saying? I don't like that for a civil case, you can still be John Doe and Jane Doe, whatever. I don't like that. Can you break that down to people, the difference between a civil case and a criminal?

Starting point is 01:11:43 So, criminal, Teh, you get charged for a crime and my justice is you going to jail for it. Civil is like, hey, I'm just suing for damages and usually it's a monetary payout. And it's like, I think, hey, if... But it's for the same what you... It's for the same act. Yeah, for the same act. You've been wronged by that person and you're not going to go to jail, but I want you to pay me for what you've done to the pain. And to be guilty for a criminal,

Starting point is 01:12:07 it's beyond reasonable doubt. For civil, you only have to have just like a suspicion, like at least 51%. It's a much easier conviction for civil. That's like OJ I think was convicted for civil, but not for criminal. Yeah. And so I don't think that you should be able to just file a civil lawsuit, but then not identify yourself. And break that down. Tell me more. Because it's like, the damage is already done with, well, I wouldn't say done, but this

Starting point is 01:12:34 is already hurting Jay-Z just by making the accusation. And it's like, this person doesn't want him to seek justice. You don't want him to go to jail. You just want to pay out. So it's like, hey, you want to pay out and that's going to make you feel better, then at least you should be half, you should have to say your name. So this is really interesting because I've, I've thought this about even criminal, but the idea is that if there are women, for example, that are victims of, you know, sexual assaults, they, they what fear for their life. If they're

Starting point is 01:13:04 coming out, that they could be attacked. Coming out against somebody with a lot of fans. With a lot of power and fame. Like their name out there, rabid fans can just be hitting them up, threatening them, fuck you, you're slut, whatever. Maybe physical violence, like they're out there now. And now you can dock somebody fairly easily.

Starting point is 01:13:21 Anybody can sue another person. And it's like the damage for Jay-Z is happening right now But a sexual assault is different than a lawsuit. It's very odd that we're on such Really flipped on this you're the guy that wants to pay government employees who do nothing for two years But if a girl potentially get by somebody you're like save the name He's saying criminally you should hide the name. Yes. But for civil, if you're just asking for monetary gain. I still see how, again, if you are coming at a Jay-Z or a Diddy or a fucking Tom Brady, not to say anything, but like people that are super famous, there are super fans who are insane.

Starting point is 01:13:57 Once your name is out there, they can get the address, they can get your family's address. They can do anything they want to because you are coming at my God. family's address, they can do anything they want to because you're coming at my god. It doesn't matter who the artist is, if they are famous, there are repercussions that could come with that that you do not deserve. Even... I get your point, but I'm saying is for justice,

Starting point is 01:14:17 criminal justice, meaning you go to jail for committing the crime, you get to hide your identity. For profit, to make money off of the circumstances, the horrible circumstances that you were in, you to hide your identity. For profit to make money off of the circumstances, the horrible circumstances that you were in, you can hide your name. That's the idea. Like, so you don't hide your name. That's what Al's saying.

Starting point is 01:14:32 Like, if you're trying to make money, we should know who's trying to make money off of this situation. Well, I think also- Because anybody can sit. Because- And sometimes people just- Not anybody, sorry, not anybody can take a criminal case

Starting point is 01:14:42 because, you know what I mean? So it's like, any random person can just go out there and say anybody did anything, but they can't do that criminally because a judge will throw it out. They'll be like, there's no grounds for this at all. With this, anyone can do it. So I can go right now and say,

Starting point is 01:14:56 yo, Kendrick, fuck me in my ass. Whoa, ow, come on, bro. I can sue him right now for that shit. And a lot of the times people with a lot of money will just be like, yo, I don't even want to deal with that shit, here's some money. Cause it's actually cheaper to pay than it is to go through all the lawyer bills.

Starting point is 01:15:12 That was crazy. I'm not dug into my head. No, no, no, no, no. That made me a couple. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what, I don't think we can joke about it. I enjoyed that. That shit, I fucking liked that.

Starting point is 01:15:23 Yeah, that was sick. Yeah, I want to go three of us and I wanna suggest all connect. Wait, what? I want it to be a centipede. You want it to be a centipede? Eiffel Tower. No, it's called the Elephant Walk. Oh yeah, have you heard of that?

Starting point is 01:15:37 Someone was in a frat, Mark. Tell us about the Elephant Walk. You remember the Elephant Walk? It's when you and your boys all get in a and hold on each other's penises and walk around You never did that. This is white boy fun We don't know what you know about that Friend bro, like what how can you make sure that you don't lose the group son your shits aren't big enough to carry anyway so i gotta hold on to them that's why i gotta hold on tight

Starting point is 01:16:08 you gotta hold on to them yes exactly you gotta do it yo that's crazy why is it crazy you guys are in the dark how do you even come up with that like where did you bring me to be to be David Attenborough yeah yeah you watch you watch planet earth and, wow. These animals thought of everything.

Starting point is 01:16:25 They got an idea. Yeah. I don't even know where I was at. Homosexual acts are very funny to white people, as we saw last week. Yeah, apparently. You laughed? No, it was funny, but this was too real.

Starting point is 01:16:36 This crossword. Yeah. It's too close. He's like right next to me. You can't be in the frame. Sorry. I can grab his right now. It's a little too much.

Starting point is 01:16:43 It's fine, I keep the computer ready. We gotta block it. Anyway, you were saying Kendrick was gonna fuck you. You can't be in the front. I can grab his right now. That's a little too much. It's like you computer ready. We got to block it. Anyway, you were saying you can't because no, no, I wasn't saying that. No, we took that was edited out. We said that. That wasn't said. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Starting point is 01:16:57 So Jay-Z's innocent. So, yeah, I don't think that it should be easier to get a conviction for civil than criminal. Now, this is justice. Yeah, but there's not always, like... Enough evidence? No, no, it's... Too bad.

Starting point is 01:17:12 Ah, fuck. Does this kind of fall in line with what the justice system is? Innocent, tell proven guilty. There's gonna be some guilty people who get away with crimes, but that's just something you gotta do to protect the innocent ones. In the same way, in this, there's gonna be some money-grubbing people who just throw the allegations out there and get a payout, but that's the cost of protecting the innocent people or the people who are actually victims.

Starting point is 01:17:34 Yeah, but you incentivize the money-hungry people to do this. Yeah. If they can keep their name private, why wouldn't anybody? I mean, because you might not get paid out. I might take you to court and drive you legal fees. What happened to me? Yeah. I might take you to court and drive you legal fees.

Starting point is 01:17:52 Yeah, and then usually the lawyer would be like, I ain't taking this shit on because this is not a winning case. Okay. I mean, the judge can also get you your legal fees paid back and things like that. That's if you win. But I'm just saying like,

Starting point is 01:18:04 say if this is like a frivolous lawsuit Yeah, like the lawyer won't take it on he'll like I bet this yeah Bugsbee guy Whatever fuck his name is like he apparently does this to a lot of people with money. He's a guy that went out to Sean Watson Yeah, they're 17 allegations the survivors. Oh So Watson was legit he was 17 allegations. Yeah lead to to believe so there's something there was Tony Busby There is a number of allegations like allegations are like abortions. Like at a certain number, you're like, yo, what's going on? Like if you got eight allegations, we start going like, yo, what the fuck is happening?

Starting point is 01:18:43 Yeah. Yeah. Wack them up! Lock them up! Right? Yeah. So, so a one allegation, maybe a two. I want to see you work your way to eight. A three allegation. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:58 A four. I think four. Four is a four. Four, we're getting into four, like, yo, there might be something here. A five? Wow. On the fifth day of allegations? I think four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. But on a lucky number, you're not gonna go for it. You gotta let the slide for the luck. The seventh one came in, you're like, phew, it was seven, right? Definitely, we're taking the sli- It shoots a ladder, so you take the shoot. But when that eighth one comes in,

Starting point is 01:19:33 poof, you gotta put him in prison for that one. Eight allegations? It's a lot, it's a lot. Come on, bro. Come on. So right now, with Jay, we're just at one. Wipe it away. Wipe it away.

Starting point is 01:19:48 It's a singular allegation. He went to go see Mufasa. You know, is that guilty? Is that a guilty man who goes to see Mufasa on the night of the allegation? His wife and daughter in the movie. The wife and daughter in the movie. Support. There you go.

Starting point is 01:20:01 Now his mom did like her mom. No, no. That was her. Yeah, that like her mom. Her mom. Her mom. Her mom. But you saw that. Them damn in-laws, bro. Damn in-laws.

Starting point is 01:20:10 She's an older woman. She liked, now, she liked, what was it? She liked a picture of the accusation against Jay-Z. And then Emilia was like, I was hacked. Yeah. Oh, she still went with it. She went with, I was hacked. I was hacked. Yeah. Oh, she still went with it. She went with, I was hacked. I was hacked doesn't work anymore.

Starting point is 01:20:27 No, so she got her phone hacked, obviously. Obviously. Obviously it was a hack. Obviously. She would never like a picture of an accusation against her son-in-law. Right? Remember when Offset got hacked? Yeah, he got, I'm gay. I like this.

Starting point is 01:20:40 I lick ass cheeks. I'm gay, y'all. Balls in my face. That's it. That was funny. That's... But he was clearly hacked. Like'm gay y'all. Balls in my face. That's... Yeah, that was funny. That's... But he was clearly hacked. Like, these are real hacks. You know, like, this happens to people. Their phones get hacked. You know, and they say these things. What happened right before that, it was like he got caught cheating.

Starting point is 01:20:56 That is great. Bro, I mean, I was thinking of like, yo, what would a hacker say? He's like, no, no, no. He said what would I white boy? That's what he went to he's like nobody would believe I said this shit balls in my face He's I was the gayest thing you think of balls my face You call his boyfriend he was like, yo what yeah Give me the info. I like ass cheeks. What does he think being gay is? He said, I lick them. I lick the ass. You can do that straight. Wait, what?

Starting point is 01:21:29 You can lick ass cheeks straight. You don't lick your girl's ass cheeks? Yeah. Oh, I get it. I can't see what you're saying. What were you guys thinking? Something about ass cheeks feels male. Oh, licking like a guy's ass cheeks? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:39 Nah, man. You're like, wait. Get this dick in your mouth. What you licking my ass cheeks for? What are you licking my ass cheeks for, man? That's crazy. Ass cheeks feels males for some reason. I don't know why. It does. Like, someone's like, go in that room.

Starting point is 01:21:53 There's some ass cheeks in there. I'd be like, oh, there's a guy with his pants down. Who would it be? Miles. Miles' ass cheeks. You see Miles? He loves you. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:22:01 That's beautiful. He always started saying that when he started losing weight. Miles gave me his water fast milk. It's crazy. Motherfucker wore a when he started losing weight. Miles Gainway in his water fast bro. It's crazy. Motherfucker wore a size small shirt today thinking he got cute and skinny. I hate what I do. This shirt is ill-fitting. When you think you lost it, you think you lost it.

Starting point is 01:22:16 It's ill-fitting. Can you put the shirt on? He's like, oh shit, I ain't there yet. I put it on when I was not there. I put the shirt on and I went, damn it is short. I'll put a hoodie on it. And it's so hot in this fucking studio Three inches too short it is it's a boxy tee It was exposing his abdomen I saw under his belly, but I saw it was a crop top. I saw the snail trail. I thought it was Matthew McConaughey. I thought, I'm for real, I couldn't believe it. No offense, Miles, obviously.

Starting point is 01:22:50 That's the kindest thing you've ever said. When I saw the belly, I was like, ain't no way he fasted for 36 hours. I thought it was Matt McConaghey. I thought it was Bert Kreischer. Yeah, you're being really kind, man. I appreciate that. Yeah, no, this is good motivation.

Starting point is 01:23:02 He needs this, he needs this. He needs this to get after it, bro. What kind of fast did you do? Did you last for 36 days? Miles, what kind of fast did you do? It was just like a food fast for 20 years. You sure it wasn't fast food? It's just fast food.

Starting point is 01:23:13 No, no, I like that one. I like that one. I love that one. Come on, dude. He said, I eat remix and shit. I'm not eating so content. He said it's how he remixes shit. I'm so sorry. That was fine. He remixed it.

Starting point is 01:23:36 Anyway, free Jay! Free Jay! Unless of course he did it, then don't free him. But until it is proven in the court of law that he did it. When he said more accusations. He'll it is proven in the court of law that he didn't. When he said more accusations. He'll be proven innocent in the court of law. He will be proven innocent in the court of law. He's innocent right now.

Starting point is 01:23:50 There you go. Actually, he'll never be proven criminally guilty of it. Yep. That's true. There you go. It's probably beyond the statute of limitations. Just like Daniel Penny. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:24:01 This mother. And you'll respect her. This guy's nice, son. Yo, you are nice, for her. And your respect for her. Yo, this guy's nice, son. Yo, you are nice, my boy. You are nice, my boy. Put him in the Kendrick Fae's split. Put him in the Kendrick Fae's split. That's known as leading the witness, okay?

Starting point is 01:24:10 Bro. No, no, leading. Let's go, let's go. Sometimes, justice system gets it wrong, guys. Sometimes, it gets it wrong. Bro, it was so funny. It was so funny to watch the Kend funny watching Kendrick's fans split. Because I brought up the South Park shit.

Starting point is 01:24:28 So me, you can never make jokes about black women. And I was like, what about the South Park creators he's doing the film with? And then immediately all the comments are, well, South Park makes fun of everyone. What? They make fun of everyone equally. I was like, oh, that's a good point. I'll think about that. Anyway, so Daniel Penny, right?

Starting point is 01:24:46 There's a hero on the subway. What happened? Come on now. No, I'm just trying to understand what happened. I thought he was Spider-Man. The way that they described the situation, the way that he was protecting the neighborhood and the good people.

Starting point is 01:24:56 I thought he was a hero. Tell me what happened. There was a man assaulting people on the subway? There was a man on the subway. That in the past seven years, I think he had like 40 arrests. Oh my goodness. Like fractured woman's orbital bone,

Starting point is 01:25:07 like an eight year old woman. He was like attacking people. I think it's mental health problems. Why you gotta bring up people's past though? I think it just kind of paints the whole picture. He was on a top 50 list or something of like the most mentally ill people. This is hilarious.

Starting point is 01:25:19 The most mentally ill. Did you know there's a list? I told you he was in New York legend. Did you know New York City had that? Yeah, they have like a top 50 of people who are like, mental ill. That's what I call mental illness volume seven. Like they drop it every year.

Starting point is 01:25:30 That sucks. And they refuse treatment also. Be like, consistently refused treatment. I didn't know we had a list, but that's fire if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's low key kind of fire. Homeless are like part of the ethos of New York.

Starting point is 01:25:42 There's homeless and then there's the homeless characters and the homeless characters are kind of well known in certain neighborhoods. I didn't know he was one of the homeless characters. Yeah. You've seen him before in a several. I have. Okay, and then what happened?

Starting point is 01:25:53 Were you there? He was a homeless character. No, he was dancing. He was like a lyrical cable guy for a homeless? No, this is like- The guy you see around, like he did the Michael Jackson impression. Like he was actually nice.

Starting point is 01:26:03 Like he dances really good. Maybe he was too nice and that's why he was a shot up people Fractured a 80 year old woman's orbital bone. That was that was what I had heard. Yes I'm giving it some some, you know possibility of doubt, but I guess I'll pull up everything. Here we go. Oh, Al, here we go. Nah, we don't gotta bring up the facts. I need to see the facts, my boy.

Starting point is 01:26:30 It's in the newer post, it has to be true. I'm gonna pull up it. Is the post bad? I pull up it different ways. It's biased a little bit. The post is which side? Right. Right, no. They're a little more right, right?

Starting point is 01:26:40 In 2021, Subway assault on a 67-year-old stranger breaking her nose and fracturing her orbital bone. But we don't know what she did. Exactly. Yeah, she might've been crazy and you might've been trying to stop it. Yeah. So that's a very, that's a possible,

Starting point is 01:26:54 that is very possible. It is. A 67 year old woman. How old's our moms? Let's go through the age of our moms. I just want to know if it's some age. My mom doesn't know, she's between 68 and 72. Damn. How convenient

Starting point is 01:27:24 Married her when she was 21. Let's hope it's always great when you gotta explain it. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? My dad married her when she was 21. So there you go. Less hope is 21. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next year it's gonna be. 425. It's gonna be something different. Yeah. Anywho, so.

Starting point is 01:27:34 Yeah, it seems like he had a little bit of a criminal history. Yeah. Okay. No, he's a crazy person. This is a shame. It's a shame that they're crazy. It's a shame that we don't have a system to help them because essentially what happens is when they commit a crime and they're crazy, they go to the that we don't have a system to help them because essentially what happens is when they commit a crime and they're crazy, they go to the psych ward for like a week,

Starting point is 01:27:48 they put them on some meds, they can force them on the meds while they're on the psych ward, and then they go back out to the street and the same thing happens. That is tragic. That's fucked up and we just don't have a support system for it. It's fucked up that cops got to deal with it. Cops are here to stop people from committing crimes. They're not here to do therapy. And a lot of times cops had to deal with psychotic people,

Starting point is 01:28:06 which it shouldn't be them. There should be a unit of people who deal with mental illness, but that doesn't happen. So it sucks. This does suck. But that guy on the subway, the Daniel Penny guy, doesn't know this guy's history. He just sees somebody harassing

Starting point is 01:28:19 and acting erratic people. So he steps in and does what he thinks is the right thing to do, which is subdue that guy. Puts him into a choke hold. And then this person, for eight minutes. Unfortunately dies. Yeah. And then he's never.

Starting point is 01:28:34 Like if you choke anything for eight minutes. Well, hold on, hold on. What's the amount of minutes? Eight might be the minutes. We know the allegations. Eight might be the minutes. We need to know the amount of minutes. Eight is the number. Eight know the allegations. Eight might be the minutes. We need to know the amount of minutes. Eight is the number.

Starting point is 01:28:47 Eight is the number. Because George Floyd, what was that? I think it was nine or something. So is that the amount of minutes where we start going, whoa, that's a little too long. One minute. One minute. Wipe it away.

Starting point is 01:28:59 You gotta choke someone for a minute. That's just a UFC match. Yeah. Did he tap? Two, two minutes. Two minutes, you're like, well maybe he was wriggling a little bit, you weren't choking him the whole time.

Starting point is 01:29:09 Three minutes? Three minutes, the body ain't wiggling. Three minutes, the body's not wiggling, but he could be faking sleep, and then come back and go back to assaulting, so you need to keep him in there for three minutes. Four minutes? That's how he's playing, boss.

Starting point is 01:29:21 Now we're getting, now we're getting into a, he might be dead situation. He might be actually dead. You can do that thing. Not four minutes are good. Lift a hand, if he falls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three of those match over.

Starting point is 01:29:31 So then that happened and then four more minutes happened just to make sure. Five minutes, that's fucked up. He wasn't. Six minutes, that's fucked up. Seven is. Lucky. Too lucky, can't do it.

Starting point is 01:29:40 Okay. You gotta let go at seven though, cause that's where you stop now he can breathe again. Exactly. Eight minutes, fucked up. So you're saying this guy's guilty. Well, guilty of what? I would give him manslaughter.

Starting point is 01:29:53 He didn't intentionally try to kill the guy, but he did. You ever been harassed on the subway, bro? You never had like a mariachi band or something like that come onto your thing while you're trying to listen to a podcast? I never wanted to kill him, just like throw pennies at him. That's the tip. That is my question.

Starting point is 01:30:07 How many times he been on the subway? Oh gosh, you can check your mic. For everybody else, this shit is, we've seen this. Crazy person on the subway, you just go to the next train. That's why you know he's a transplant. Transplants can't, they don't know how New York operates and he overreacted. So what you're saying is only New Yorkers can kill their homeless? Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:30:25 Okay. Now, if that person was hitting your mom, would you have done what Daniel Penny did? Damn, I wanted to see what she'd do. That's great. It's my mom, I can't do that. I can't do it. With that, it would have been funny.

Starting point is 01:30:40 What if he punched you in the nose, breaking nose and an orbital bone? That seems just, that seems all right. Just beat his ass. Yeah, I just, I understand. He just wanted to protect, subdue him. Yes, I get that. It just seems, eight minutes does seem like a long ass time. Also, I think what they're saying is that he actually died from, it's one of those, Yeah, but that's what they always do.

Starting point is 01:30:58 That's the defense. Like, oh, all this other stuff in his system, but come on guys. They're saying he had a faint pulse when they first got to him, and then they hit him with Narcan, and then he was pronounced dead after. So they killed him. Well, that was literally... The cops wanted the offenses. Of course the cops would kill another minority. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:31:15 Damn, this motherfucker held his breath for eight minutes. Of course. But I think according to what I read earlier, I got a double check. I think he swam here, bro. He's black. Oh, I thought he's Puerto Rican. I thought he was Latino. He's black. What's his name?

Starting point is 01:31:30 Jordan Neely. Oh yeah, Jordan Neely, yeah. Oh, that's a black man, bro. You think this would be a news story if he was Puerto Rican? Come on. Exactly. But apparently they'd be like, yo, it's a migrant. I think in court they testify that he let go 45 seconds after he had gone limp

Starting point is 01:31:45 So like he was like sort of moving and then by the time he was limp he let go 45 seconds later As I what I would read earlier today Yeah, I didn't know what he was doing immediately after the limp not help I need to know what he was doing to the people on the subway because that's what some people are saying He was threatening some people were saying he wasn't he was getting in some woman's face with kids Threatening a woman with children? He was getting in their face. I mean, yeah. But that's the thing, you have people on the same train saying two different things.

Starting point is 01:32:13 Because to me, that's the only thing that matters. If you're threatening a woman with children and if my wife with our baby is on the subway and there's a crazy person threatening her and she is locked in the subway, cannot control herself, cannot leave our baby because to defend herself against a man and another dude comes and steps in and Fucking chokes her chokes that guy out. I gotta Dap him up or something He said you could subdue him in other ways He said he was hungry thirsty and ready to die or go to jail. And then there's...

Starting point is 01:32:49 That's scary. Some people are saying that he's was harassing other people like trying to... He made half lunch movements and said I will kill. The dude has mental illness. Miles, what did you say? There's other people that said he's made half lunch movements and said I will kill. But these are all obviously just... I mean, yeah, I will kill is different. And if there's wives, if there's kids and moms, it's like, that's a different thing. And it's easy to say, oh, he should have. But if you're in that situation, it's harder to say, it's harder to do. Oh, I should do this. This is only a tragedy because he's mentally ill. If he was a sane person that was on the subway, telling people, I plan to kill, I don't go

Starting point is 01:33:21 fuck, I'm ready, whatever. I agree. And some of the tragedy is, mentally ill people are not in control of their body and they're not in control of their actions. Yeah, or their mind. Or their mind. And they do these fucked up things

Starting point is 01:33:34 and we don't really have a system that can support them. If you're somebody that's living below the poverty line, I don't know if this guy is, there's literally nothing for you but jail and the psych ward. It's tragic. And that's why, even though I made it a joke, I think a New Yorker would have recognized, oh, he's crazy. Yeah, and they would have just like,

Starting point is 01:33:48 hey, let's go to a different car, et cetera. I agree with you there, but if this is just a regular guy who's just like, you know what, fuck people today and I'm gonna go harass them and then this happens, I'm like, whatever. The fact that he has the mental illness, I feel really badly.

Starting point is 01:34:02 Now here's the thing, there are serial killers that are mentally ill. You gotta get them the fuck out of here. Just because you has the mental illness, I feel really badly. Now here's the thing, there are serial killers that are mentally ill. You gotta get them the fuck out of here. Just because you have a mental illness doesn't mean you have an excuse to harass people, to hurt people, to murder people, to break a woman's orbital bone. That's not an excuse. It's tragic that you're not in control of your body.

Starting point is 01:34:18 That sucks. I guess I'm curious, is there a middle ground? Is what Jordan Penny did to subdue him him or Daniel Penny did to subdue him Good. Yeah, he probably should have subdued him. Did he go too far? Actually, I think that's the question. I don't think people have I don't know. How do you know? Like when do you know? I don't know. I mean, it's a tragic mistake. I don't think you should be criminally liable I don't think it's manslaughter or homicide. I think you should be free He's also not a UFC fighter who's choking people out all the time and knows when they're fucking done.

Starting point is 01:34:45 He's a former Marine. Yeah. That doesn't mean he's a UFC fighter. You still, I think, have some idea. Yeah, you're trained for combat. Yeah, but I don't think that you're Jiu-Jitsu-ing the Taliban. I mean, but even more the reason why would you use that type of- How many guys do you think he's choked out in his life?

Starting point is 01:35:03 I think what he's doing is doing what he believes to be the safest version of it Which is I can choke him out pass him out and then we can wake him back up like it happens in Jiu-jitsu gyms all over the country. It's that or that's what I'm assuming I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure they get trained in doing the same police shit with the armor behind the back and face So apparently the cops didn't want to get involved They were like wouldn't touch Daniel Penny because they thought they were gonna get HIV or something like that. Which is also like if you're Daniel Penny, what the fuck, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:35:27 y'all are supposed to do your jobs now, take over. I mean, that's how I knew he wasn't from New York because he touched the homeless. Yeah. You know, the homeless dudes can get away with murder in New York because we think they all got HIV. So they get to touch whoever they want,

Starting point is 01:35:39 they get to talk to everyone. And they got the special type. Exactly. Like, they'll just jump on you if you get a little too close. That's why you gotta move into another car. 100%. Like that is, you know.

Starting point is 01:35:47 So, Dan O'Penney, yeah, you should move, but you see that wife and kid, you might be like, and again, I don't know exactly how I feel, I'm just doing the both sides thing, but like, if you're him, you're like, you're probably looking at the mom and the kids, like, hit the fuck off this train. But then if you're the mom, a kid, you might be terrified,

Starting point is 01:35:59 because this guy's saying, I'll kill you or whatever, and you're just like, if I move, is he gonna lunge at me? What do I do? I'm paralyzed with fear. And then if you're this guy, you're like, all right, man, I gotta do something, because they're not or whatever. And you're just like, if I move, is he gonna lunge at me? What do I do? I'm paralyzed with fear. And then for this guy, you're like, all right, man, I gotta do something, because they're not fucking leaving. This is what it is. I do get the feeling of feeling that you need to do something

Starting point is 01:36:13 to protect other people, especially your wife and kid. But I just think he took it too far. And I do think, yeah, some people make mistakes and you have to pay a price for making a mistake. Shouldn't he be criminally liable? I do think he should be. Well, I'm honestly asking, what's like a punishment to you years wise, whatever?

Starting point is 01:36:29 I don't really know how long you get, but I think this is typical manslaughter. You did not intend to kill somebody, but you killed him by accident. So whatever charge comes along with manslaughter, I think that's five years or something. I think it's kind of like to me. I mean, don't you want to reward? Samaritans for protecting other innocence. No, we have police for that. That is true That is a vigilante vigilante shit. That is what vigilante to me is going out. Exactly something Yeah, where is this guy just see something go wrong and the thing where everybody else on the train just moved away and no There was another guy that assisted and subdued his hands

Starting point is 01:37:03 You know me like there was another guy that afterwards they put him on his side and like basically to make him not like choke on a spit or his tongue to be like, oh yeah, we don't want to kill him. Those are the people that after guys went in the fight, you come in after and you really do it. And so to me, manslaughter is like, oh, you're texting and driving and you hit someone in the crosswalk. Like that was an innocent person that did nothing wrong, just happened to be the wrong

Starting point is 01:37:24 place, wrong time. You didn't mean to kill them. You were texting and driving, not paying attention. And it's unfortunate. That's a version of it. But this is where I would say, like, again, they even took off the manslaughter thing. The judge is like, yeah, this is not going to stick.

Starting point is 01:37:34 And that's where they went with, what was it, negligent homicide. And so they moved it down another one. And again, negligent homicide is basically like exactly what it sounds like. And according to like, hey, he got tried in a court with 12 of his peers and he's got found non-guilty So I who am I to say right? I just feel that in this case We can't allow that because of course now this gives the okay for other people to do this

Starting point is 01:37:56 I think people call him a hero. I'm like, that's why I see that going be like, alright I almost feel like the same way with like Kyle Rittenhouse What people like oh Kyle Rittenhouse like it's not the same exact thing. Yeah. Oh look like he's somebody did get a little bit safer You know, I mean we've been seeing them stories on the subway XYZ is happening maybe now not so much What what is is the what is the racial component here? Is this different if it's if If it was white Michael Jackson, I think he still gets killed. But it's different if it's a white guy doing it

Starting point is 01:38:29 and a white guy kills him. It's upsetting my non-the-early as much so. Or a black guy does it and a black guy's killed. Like if it's not cross-racial. It's not as... This is America. The story's always bigger when it's... Add some gas on it, for sure.

Starting point is 01:38:41 For a reason, but yeah. But, so it probably wouldn't just be a national story if it's the same, if it's Asian on Asian or if it's Indian on Indian, whatever it is. It just wouldn't be a national story. We wouldn't even know about it. Probably. Probably not.

Starting point is 01:38:56 So we know about it because of the racial component, but that doesn't mean that it's less frustrating or divisive. Right. So the racial component puts the gas on it, which makes it on everybody's radar, but the situation itself is the divisive thing. You see what I'm trying to ask?

Starting point is 01:39:16 Or does the racial component make it divisive? It adds to the divisiveness. I feel that, because I think some people immediately just see the racial component first before even knowing all the facts They're informing all of their yes God they're forming their decision. We see that shit online all the time So it's so it's so it's white guy Chokes out black guy and he is considered innocent Yeah, and you're looking and a hero looking for, they only looking for ways where... Justify what they feel.

Starting point is 01:39:46 Got it. Whereas if it was white guy chokes out white guy and he's innocent, there's just less of a care about it because it doesn't tap into preconceived notions that we have about groups, or not even groups, just like how the world treats us. And you can empathize with a black person that's looking at going like,

Starting point is 01:40:03 man, if it was me who did this to some white person, I'd be locked up guaranteed. But when some white person does it to someone that looks like me, they're free. Or a black person being like, the reason they choke him out until he dies is because they don't respect his life as much. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:40:15 If it was a white guy, he would have been like, ah, you're good, let me subdue you and not shoot. And based on experiences in that person's life, you can go, okay, I can see why he's informed, this decision is informed in this way. But it doesn't mean that justice wasn't served, which is what you said. Like a jury of his peers looked at this,

Starting point is 01:40:31 all the information, way more information than we fucking got, and they were like, he's not guilty. So there might be things that they know that we're just not aware of that made them come to that conclusion. And if it's a New York City fucking jury, it's not gonna be a bunch of white guys that look like him.

Starting point is 01:40:47 Exactly. So it's... Yeah. But it does change the lens. And then you have activists on both sides. Like again, one side being like, this guy's amazing, we need more of this. And it's like, all right, well that seems a little far.

Starting point is 01:40:56 But then people on the other side being like, Jordan Neely was only killed because of his skin color. And it's like, well, I don't know if that's true. Now when somebody comes on the train and they try to do that thing where they like dance and do flips and throw their hat in the air, you know that? I love that. Showtime.

Starting point is 01:41:08 Showtime, showtime. If they try to do showtime, is there a part of you where you just get up and you go like, just to shut it down? Not to showtime. Not to showtime. Showtime is kind of entertaining. You gotta agree. That hack story where my dad kicked me out

Starting point is 01:41:20 because I'm gay and now I have eight, I heard this story. Dang. All right. That's a good ass point. Show I have AIDS. I heard this story. That's a good-ass point. Showtime? Yeah, I heard that story multiple times because one time my boys started laughing. Everybody was shouting. My boys crazy. Giant black dude, this gay white dude comes on and starts doing the whole thing and my

Starting point is 01:41:36 boy just goes... And then he said, what's so funny? He said, your dad kicked you out because you're gay and you got AIDS. And then the homeless got snort off the train. Your dad kicked you out cuz you're gay and you got AIDS In New York is just riding public transit Remember that video that dude on the bus in Queens? Black dude talking to a Jamaican lady, and the Jamaican lady's complaining about how she's in traffic, and he's just like, we all in traffic.

Starting point is 01:42:11 We all in traffic. It's New York, we all in traffic, all right? You don't want traffic, go to Jamaica, walk to work. Just kidding. We all in, get a car. We all in, we got a car. Bro, he is cooking this bitch on the fucking bus. That's awesome.

Starting point is 01:42:24 The bus is laughing. Oh, the fucking bus. That's awesome. The bus is laughing. Oh, the whole bus is dying laughing. Oh, he got the crap. He's got the crap. Get the clip up. Everybody late. It's New York. You want to be on time, go to Jamaica and work the work.

Starting point is 01:42:35 If I was here, I would have get here a long time. You're going to be late. That's it. You're going to be late. I don't give a shit where I won't come from. You're going to be mad at him because you're late. Not from Jamaica either. So you don't need a shit man who won't come from out where I live. You're not mad at him because you're late? He's not from my place either so he's talking about my house.

Starting point is 01:42:49 But wherever you're from, you might be on time if you walk there. I was talking to the driver. But you're annoying me so now I'm gonna speak on the... Hey, I'm not annoying you in your fucking house. He's fucking annoying you. I'm not annoying you in your fucking house. I'm annoying you in your fucking car. I'm annoying you in your fucking car.

Starting point is 01:43:04 You know what it is? You're upset because you got a bullshit ass job. And you late to your bullshit ass job. You can't buy a car because you got a bullshit ass job. Don't be mad. Don't fuck everybody else day up. Poor lady got a wheelchair. She got on the bus with a wheelchair. That's why the bus is late.

Starting point is 01:43:21 You're going to be mad at that. Get out of here. Poor lady got her wheelchair, she got her on the bus with her wheelchair. That's why the bus is late. You gonna be mad at that? Get out of here. Action boss will raise, you can buy a car, and you won't have to take the fucking bus. Bro, this is awesome. I'ma probably get fired. I'm mad, man. I don't even care. I'm not getting mad at the bus driver.

Starting point is 01:43:45 It's my fault. I should have been on the 1210 instead of the 1213. I'm fucking. That's my fault. I ain't his fault. Wake your ass up early. Put the fucking dumplings down. My man, and get on the bus.

Starting point is 01:44:01 No. I'm out, B. Oh, this is awesome. I mean, and get on the bus. Oh, this is awesome. You could keep going. I could keep going. I'm hitting off at five towns. So we can move all the way to five towns. Oh, this is Far Rock bus too. I'm retarded too. Me and the bus driver, both retarded. Me and the bus driver, both retarded.

Starting point is 01:44:29 Everybody's retarded now. Who else is retarded on this bus? This bus is too long for everybody to be retarded. Everybody needs to get a show bus. That's why I'm telling you. Oh my god. Yo, go a little slower, driver. Go a little fast. Slow down a little slower, Java. Go a little fast. Slow down a little bit.

Starting point is 01:44:47 Get emotion sickness on the top. Slow down a little bit. This is awesome. This is so awesome. Slavery beat. What you talking about? I mean, an absolute legend. We need him on the pod.

Starting point is 01:45:07 Yeah, I was about to say, how do we contact this guy? How do we get him on the pod? I really think this is Farah going to Jamaica, because it has to pass through five towns. And he was like, yeah. I'm getting off at five towns. Wow. Come on stage tonight, Mark.

Starting point is 01:45:18 Two minutes. Bro, he's the best. Incredible. That guy's unbelievable. Put the dumplings down. Wake up a little early. This is about too long, man. I know. I knew he was out the dumplings down. Wake up a little early. This is too long for him. I thought he was out. I thought he was done.

Starting point is 01:45:28 I thought he had nothing left. Oh no. He's in motion sickness. Bro, I wish I could do that. I feel like, is that black privilege that he's able to go back and forth with some Jamaican lady? If she would say that to me, I'd be like, ma'am, look, we're all trying our best. Okay? And it's a tough account. I get it. Okay?

Starting point is 01:45:44 Voter ID laws or something. I would just immediately go. I would just immediately go. Voter ID laws. I'm sorry. New Yorkers are weird because they'll bully you, but if somebody else is bullying, they'll stand up to the bully.

Starting point is 01:45:53 Oh, they're gonna go. They don't like that. They're very about justice unless they're bullying you. Yeah. Then it's all good. Bro, my wife took the train with the baby. Oh boy. And she was like,

Starting point is 01:46:04 What's wrong with you? And she was going, she was busy. She was going to be she's just going to stuff. What? What newborn bro put her in a fucking uber, bro, you can't over the newborn motherfucker How are you gonna do it? You gotta get a car seat. You got a strapping in Oh god, they're doing everybody and does yeah, what's wrong with this? I have ubers with car seats Yeah, we ask Al again. What's wrong with the subway? Yeah, why don't like you hold this back? Miles, that was absolutely... Someone give me a zip. Miles, that was absolutely...

Starting point is 01:46:46 That joke was so good to use. But it is... She was like, I can't take it anymore. I was like, why? She was like... I was like, was it dangerous? She was like, no, everyone's talking to me. She's like, really? She's like, yeah, I go on with the baby, like strapped to me. The MTA guy was like, yo, where's your baby's hat?

Starting point is 01:47:02 You gotta put a hat on the baby. Everyone's got like parenting advice, everyone's chiming in. Just, she can't go more than five feet with someone and be like, do you want the seat? Can I give you the seat? Greatest sitting in the world. And she's like, no, I'll just stand.

Starting point is 01:47:12 That's awesome. And they're like, no, you should really sit. Like, come on, please sit. Listen, you can say- Oh, so bad. They're being nice to me. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, that was the- I know, I can't take it.

Starting point is 01:47:20 You could be getting punched in the orbital bone by a Michael Jackson person. She's upset so much fun. That was a story. Yeah. Oh, man. Man, no, it's the best city. It is.

Starting point is 01:47:34 It's the funniest in terms of just regular people. Yeah. It's the funniest. And... Boston, maybe? Yeah, Boston has the funniest comedians, but like, at least the ones that I find the most funny tend to come out of Boston.

Starting point is 01:47:48 But in terms of just humans, not New York. New York's funniest competition? They don't have black people in Boston. That's the thing, you need black people, you need that energy. Yeah. It's just, you need black people in public when they're being funny. Because they'll be funny in public in a way that sometimes white people are a little afraid to do. Like that guy on the bus was like,

Starting point is 01:48:09 it's my bus and we're gonna have some fun. And we're gonna get comfy and we're gonna talk that shit. But that is an urban thing. You have to be from a big city to be that comfortable talking in front of people who you don't know. Like most people, that's their biggest fear, is speaking in public. But if you talk to your friend on most people, that's their biggest fear is speaking in public. But if you talk to your friend on the subway,

Starting point is 01:48:27 there's a hundred people listening. Like we all pretend we're not listening, but if that story gets good, I'm tapping in. I listen to so many goddamn stories. I miss a stop just to finish this story. Bro. And most of the time going to school and just roast sessions on the bus.

Starting point is 01:48:42 Oh, it's not a stop. The whole bus is an audience. It's like, yeah. There's a crossing guard lady outside my apartment that might be the funniest person I ever met. What's she saying? It was just cold outside, she's like, can I please come inside your lobby,

Starting point is 01:48:52 it's just freezing out here. I was like, yeah, of course. And she's like, oh my God, sometimes these kids are crossing the street walking so slow. I was like, that's what you're worried about? She's like, yeah, it's freezing cold, these kids are fucking taking their sweet ass time.

Starting point is 01:49:03 Just like talking shit about like literal children crossing the street, and then she's like Reasonable doubt No, I don't know. What? Crazy. What? There's no way that you can convict him. He has reasonable doubt. Okay. Nice. Okay. Should we go through every album? No. Um.

Starting point is 01:49:38 New York City is the center of the universe. What do you think about it? Talk that shit. Dan Defeney's here. Talk that shit. The yoga shot. What? Why'd you start with Dan Defene. Daniel Penny's here. Talk that shit. The CEO gets shot.

Starting point is 01:49:46 Why'd you start with Daniel Penny? I'm going. Yeah, keep cooking. Right now. Diddy's here, right? Diddy's here. Jay here. Daniel Penny's here.

Starting point is 01:49:55 The United CEO. The United Health Care is here. Kendrick took his first loss of 2024 here. Everything's happening here. And the aliens are showing up in Jersey. No, they ain't showing up in Jersey. They got stuck in traffic trying to come through the bridge to get into the city. You rapping Georgiana? Wait, what?

Starting point is 01:50:09 Do y'all don't know about Georgiana? What is that? Uh huh, uh huh. No idea. I'm a little bad bitch too. Uh huh. No idea. Y'all really need to get up on your rappers, man.

Starting point is 01:50:19 You just said I was shifty. I know, I'm like what the fuck? You just got more than we do. Shout out Georgiana, bro. I was shifty Georgiana bro, you're bringing the points today dude. Good miles good man. She fat miles is way better Hungry No, I can't believe you wear that shirt miles It doesn't look like the the roadies for a rock band? He's setting up speakers and doing guitar. Bend over, you see an ass crash? Yeah, ass crash.

Starting point is 01:50:54 Bro, he's Bobby Sando. Leo, he's Sando! Sando! Shout out Sando, the legend. This is what they saw in Jersey. This is not just people on the internet posting about it. I mean, it is that, but it's also they got the mayors are asking the state to investigate it

Starting point is 01:51:11 because they're like, like, are these spycraft? Is it weather balloons? Is it people flying drones? That's China again. Yeah. What are they into? They're ahead of us. Whomst? These aliens. He's talking about the Chinese again.

Starting point is 01:51:26 What's a plane? Miles, yeah, you don't believe none of this shoot. That's just a plane? No, I sort of believe in aliens, I'll be honest with you. I mean, you're an alien, you're gonna put a bunch of lights on your shit? That don't seem that suspicious to me. What part of Jersey is this, y'all? The part that gets flown over by Newark.

Starting point is 01:51:47 Yeah. Damn. Miles on carbohydrates is a problem. I know, it's crazy. Miles, you're supposed to be thick, man. But if anyone should know about the planes, it's the people that live where the planes fly over, right? So they should know.

Starting point is 01:52:03 You need to get us some cars, bro. Yeah, they would know. How long is your fass going forward? You think a marine knows how to choke people out? The people that live under the airport know what an airplane looks like. No, they don't. Of course they do. And now they see this shit and they're like, what airplane looks like this, bro? Get back on your laptop. Swinger to me. Find something else. Yo, I just want to give a quick shout out to my boy John Fatigate. We's go. Find something else. Yeah. Yo, I just wanna give a quick shout out to my boy John Fatigate. We started a comedy earlier in our careers together.

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Starting point is 01:53:47 All right, should we talk about Syria and solve that? Yeah, let's solve it. So what is it? I know nothing. The Jews. That's what I heard. So it's what I heard. I just heard it was them.

Starting point is 01:54:03 Wait, what do you mean it was? That's everything. heard. I just heard it was them. Wait, what do you mean? It was What was everything? Yeah, it is So the uh, so what happened so Syria fell the Assad regime fell mm-hmm refugees took back to Syria took that shit back. Lauren Hill started singing. Yeah, yeah, Fuji La. You know what I mean? That's what I think happened. Assad fell. I don't know who Assad is, to be honest with you. That's everything I know. You just make a Lauren Hill reference. I did. Refugees. Yeah, you got that.

Starting point is 01:54:58 You're a little late to it. Yeah, well, here's the reality. None of us really know what happened in Syria. But it looked like Russia's a little preoccupied with Ukraine. They can't back Syria anymore. The Assad regime needs that Russian support in order to stay in power. Russian support is gone. Now Russia loses their influence in Syria.

Starting point is 01:55:22 Do we swoop in? Who swoops in and takes over Syria? Is this a win for the neocons? Is this the exact thing that the American neocons wanted, the war hawk Americans wanted? Did they fund the Ukraine war to get Russia out of Syria so that they couldn't build some pipeline or something or the other to fuck over Western influence in the region. Who knows?

Starting point is 01:55:47 And it doesn't Syria get money from Iran? I think they were financed by Turkey in this one. Right? I think it was Turkey backing them. The rebels were backed by the Turks. By the Turks, yeah. But Assad was backed by Iran and Russia. Yes.

Starting point is 01:56:01 So that's why I heard it was a win for the Jews. Well, it definitely went for the Jews because you guys get a little land up there so you can leave them Palestinians alone now Need a buffer. There's just a buffer Starts as a buffer starts as a buffer then it becomes Let's not get involved with each other thing Yeah, Basha all aside and now the rushes out of the way you're like, all right, like, let's not get involved with each other thing with Bashar al-Assad. And now that Russia's out of the way, you're like, all right, what's up? Now there's an unknown. So hopefully this new dial-up-

Starting point is 01:56:32 I'm just wondering, is this part of a larger geopolitical strategy by the powers that be, the deep state, if you will, in America? Was this the goal the whole time to pull Russia out of Syria and remove their influence in the region or Was this Russia's way of getting out of the Middle East in the same way the Americans got out of the Middle East? Is it Western? Is it the Western countries way of going? You know what? It's too much stress trying to fucking hold these motherfuckers down over here We don't want to deal with the American ones to get the fuck out of Afghanistan Russia's like all right they out of Afghanistan Fuck it. It's too expensive. Let's get the fuck out of we got to prop up this Assad regime the whole time fight terrorists the whole

Starting point is 01:57:09 Time we don't even get anything from it we go on the West. Maybe it's just grown tired of Trying to essentially colonize The Middle East I'm trying to figure out where is Syria. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Mark. Let me see. Before he could say it. Why? What's all guess? No, why we had to? I think I know more or less, but I don't want to. What does more or less mean? I think it's to the right of Lebanon and above Israel. Hold on, before you, you know the closest. Ah, damn it, you sort of blew it there. I was gonna say Al name two countries,

Starting point is 01:57:51 Mark name two countries. Everyone name two countries of borders. Oh, that's easy. No, it ain't. Nah, not for me. I asked the question. Where'd Jesus go? Just think about the trip.

Starting point is 01:58:07 My man to pull up. Israel. Israel. That's true. Where else did he go? Egypt. Remember he went down to Egypt? I thought that was the other dude, the Red Sea guy. Well, they both went down there.

Starting point is 01:58:22 Jesus went to Egypt? A few years apart. I know he went to Egypt. What. Jesus went to Egypt? A few years apart. I know he went to Egypt. Yeah, of course. What was he doing in Egypt? He was hiding out. Uh, uh, uh. How do you know that?

Starting point is 01:58:31 I went to the church and he was hiding out. I know, yeah. How the fuck you don't know that? You should know this shit. Their parents let Mary and I think Giuseppe went down there too, because the word was out. So they dipped on him. This isn't when he was like a kid? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:58:45 Yo, you're a bad Christian. I mean, I heard that. I didn't know. You're a bad black person, yo. Jesus was in Africa. You ain't even know. Yeah, but we just. We just like the song.

Starting point is 01:58:55 You had no idea. We just like the song. Hey, I'm right about what I said, right? I hope. We need Shifty. We need Shifty. Shifty is the only one who actually knows the Bible. I had heard like a version of this. I had heard a version of this.

Starting point is 01:59:06 You had heard the version of this. It's church, dog. It's not in the gospels. From the ages of like 6 to 7 to like 30, I've heard that he went and learned in the mystery schools in Egypt. Mystery schools. 6 to 30, you know?

Starting point is 01:59:22 24 years of Jesus' life? He died at 32 or 33, didn't he? Son. 33. So you know how three years of Jesus is 33? You know 9% of his life? Talkin' that shit, talkin' that shit. You know 9% of his life, yo?

Starting point is 01:59:34 You put all your faith in some guy, you don't even know what he did for the whole part of his life, pretty much. Mark, yeah, I'm friends with y'all. I don't know what the fuck y'all were doin'. You sound like that. With Jay-Z. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:59:43 Exactly. Jay-Z, Jesus, I mean, he's close. He's close. Jay-Z. It's Hover. But I don't know, maybe, if you saw a church, I'll take a word for it. I mean, I was in it.

Starting point is 01:59:56 I think it was him that was in the church. I don't think it was- Shifty! Is Shifty here? No, he went to the studio. No, he's at the other studio. Ah, damn. But, nah, I'm pretty, I'm'm pretty, I'm almost 100% positive.

Starting point is 02:00:07 So then Egypt borders it? Can they be some abusive father vibes right there? That's it, you're gonna be on. He's right there. That was weird, yeah. I just want him to prove him wrong, because that's what I'm saying. No, I'm almost positive he went, right?

Starting point is 02:00:17 Yeah. Jesus went to Egypt, can you look at it? You're shaky now, you're kinda shaky. Damn it. Your acts are out. I like it. He's looking around. I just don't know if it's in the Bible. I am around. I just don't know if it's in the Bible.

Starting point is 02:00:25 I am shaking. I just don't know if it's in the Bible, but it might be true. No, it's not in the Bible, it's in the church. I went to visit the church. It doesn't border Egypt. What doesn't border Egypt? Syria. In the God-filled Mount.

Starting point is 02:00:34 I never said Syria border Egypt, I said Israel borders Egypt. He said Israel and Lebanon. My bad. Lebanon don't border Egypt. It goes Lebanon, Israel, Egypt. No, you said Syria border Lebanon. Oh, Israel, Lebanon, yes.

Starting point is 02:00:44 That is true. Sorry, I'm mixed up for what you were feeding him. Talk about Israel, Egypt. No, you said Syria more than Lebanon. Oh, Israel, Lebanon, yes, that is true. Sorry, I'm mixed up for what you were feeding him. Talk about Jesus in Egypt, he did as a child. Yes, he was a child. I went to the church he was in, they showed me where he was chilling. Oh, fire. Wow.

Starting point is 02:00:55 It was fire, it was cool. Wow. And the Gospel of Matthew is out in the stories. Jesus was born in Bethlehem, playing herald. Gospel of Matthew, it's in Matthew. Wait, what did he do? Y'all don't be reading your book, man. You wouldn't even read your book?

Starting point is 02:01:06 Why you think I'm Orthodox? Why do you think I'm Orthodox? He just Wikipedia'd this shit. These motherfuckers go to church, the guy up there just ee blurbizoonum, ee blurbizoonum, none of them speak Latin, they pretend that they're praying, and then they leave. Yes.

Starting point is 02:01:17 That's crazy. And you just, I think y'all go to church just to tell the priest that you jerk off a lot. I think that's what y'all do. I think y'all like that shit. You don't have to go to church to do that. You off a lot. I think that's what y'all do. I think y'all like that. You don't have to go to church to do that. You can just tell them. I go to church.

Starting point is 02:01:29 And who do you tell that you jerk off to? I don't have a guy in my church. It's in a public school in Harlem. So you have to tell us? I go to church in a public school in Harlem every once in a blue moon. And they do not have a priest there for me to talk to. And so if you tell them you jerk off, what do they say?

Starting point is 02:01:41 When I tell God up there. Or do you tell anybody else? They don't have confessional. Only your place has confessional. So who do you tell you jerked off to? Fans of this podcast. God knows! What you gotta tell us before? Exactly. Why do you think God needs a secretary? God knows. Exactly. God's aware. That's what a preacher is just a secretary who you confessing to like God don't already know. Exactly. Hey leave God a message I jerked off three times.

Starting point is 02:02:04 We're gonna help Mark. Mark why did he flee to Egypt? It don't already know. Hey, leave God a message. I jerked off three times. We're gonna help Mark. Mark, why did he flee to Egypt? It made no fucking sense. What a stupid thing. It's like God can't just forgive you. Because he said it was immaculate. Because King Herod heard that there was the birth

Starting point is 02:02:16 of the King of the Jews. So King Herod felt threatened. He said, we gotta get out of here. Why Egypt? Outside King Herod's jurisdiction, and there were Jews there, so the family, the Holy get out of here. Why Egypt? Outside King Herod's jurisdiction, and there were Jews there so the family, the holy family could blend in. And who was King Herod?

Starting point is 02:02:30 And so my bad again. Sorry. Who was King Herod? Yeah, you're right. So were the Jews. Who's that crazy about that? Ain't that crazy? He put the word out for a child.

Starting point is 02:02:43 Yeah. That's crazy. King Herod's a wild boy. Game of Thrones. That is. out for a child. Yeah. That's crazy. King Harry is a wild boy. Game of Thrones. That is. Looking for Stormborn. You know who it really is? Harry Potter.

Starting point is 02:02:54 That's true. Very much so. That's true. That's Harry Potts. That's Potts right there. The boy who was. The boy who lived. The boy who lived.

Starting point is 02:03:02 Oh, that you know. So I didn't know that Neville Longbottom was also the boy who lived. The boy who lived. Oh, that you know. So I didn't know that Neville Longbottom was also the boy who lived. He was possibly, whoever he went after became the kid in the prophecy. But they don't show that in the movie at all. No, they don't. The movie's for fuck's sake.

Starting point is 02:03:14 You gotta read the books, yo. Gotta read the books. I know, I know, I know, I know. That's on me, that's on me. Once my daughter gets old enough for me to just say things out loud and she just sits there, she don't have to know anything. I'm reading the book to her.

Starting point is 02:03:25 That's going to be amazing. My parents read the book to me and that is awesome. It's cool, right? Don't bring up the map. Let's bring up the map. Well, let's see while it looks like this still. Brush is big. Yeah, it's got some Olito in there.

Starting point is 02:03:39 We got to spread that around. Kays Rosso did say something. When the CNN ticker said Syrian rebels have taken Syria and everything, he goes, so that's who we want to win, right? If we don't want them when we call them terrorists, if we want them when we call them rebels, that's how it works, right?

Starting point is 02:03:53 It's a great fucking point. Yeah, they're fighting Russia, they're rebels. Yeah, try and get the Ole Miss fans in your shot. Yeah. Who's to the east? To fight Ukraine, they're terrorists. To the east of Syria is Lebanon and... No, Iraq. The other way.

Starting point is 02:04:07 Oh, east, sorry. Yeah, Iraq's here. And then what about up? Turkey. Oh, it's Turkey, okay. Below it's Jordan. And then in between Syria and Israel is Golan Heights. What's above Lebanon?

Starting point is 02:04:21 Above Lebanon is more Syria. Oh, Syria goes right to the water? Yeah. Wow that's a nice piece of land right there. They should have kept that. Why aren't they trying to keep that? See how he sounds right now? They should have kept that. Nice little piece of land. Oh we might need to see about that. Donaldo. I'm serious. No, Donald knows. Look at all that waterfront. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:04:48 Now, Donald. Bay. Yeah, Donald got to look into that. Donald got to look into that. Shout out Syrians though. They seem like good people. I like Syrians. 50 second state after Canada.

Starting point is 02:04:56 I like, I like the idea of incorporating Canada in America. I like it a lot. Yeah. I think that we should do Mexico as well. Oh, how do you stop illegal immigrants? I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea.

Starting point is 02:05:04 I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. I think it a lot. Yeah, I think that we should do Mexico as well. Oh How do you stop illegal immigration make them citizens? We already did that to them multiple times Arizona, Texas, California Well, Texas got freedom and then what I'm saying is every time we embraced Places that used to be Mexico. They've been awesome. Yeah, we came up name one place that used to be Mexico, they've been awesome. Yeah, we came up. Name one place that used to be Mexico that we don't love right now.

Starting point is 02:05:31 Bring in some more. Bring in some more. If they are down, I'm down. And then we cut it off right after Mexico. Right after Mexico. Think about how small that wall is now. It's just a little bit right there. You just gotta build that one.

Starting point is 02:05:43 I mean, if we're gonna keep going down, like Columbia is kind of cool. I think we should annex maybe a city or two. Yeah, not the whole thing. We can annex a city or two. What if we just take North America, South America, make it America? Yeah, now we're talking. But then you look at that and you're like, I mean, Japan has got some cool things. That's right there. And it's right there.

Starting point is 02:06:04 It's so cool. Is this how it starts? Is this how Napoleon was talking to his boys? He was like, yo, Germany kind of fire. Like, they got some bread or whatever. This is kind of cool. It's Pokemon, bro. You just want to catch them all.

Starting point is 02:06:15 You got to. And it's really not that hard. Duff, then you don't have to smuggle your girls in, bro. Yeah. They're citizens. If we had Brazil, they could. Oh, that's true. I'm really not into Brazilians.

Starting point is 02:06:28 Oh my God. Oh my goodness. What are we saying? Is there really a limit to it? Your Jewish God is smiting you right now. It's not the top of the list. What's the top of the list? Hot Jewish girls.

Starting point is 02:06:39 Okay. Can we just speak in not fantasy? Yeah, I know. We've been on this pod long enough. The girls of Tel Aviv. The girls of Tel Aviv. I'd give you that. Thank you.

Starting point is 02:06:52 Beautiful girls in here. Beautiful girls. So the Jewish girls that look Brazilian. Yeah, they look mixed with something. Yeah. Got it, got it, got it. So the Brazilian looking Jewish girls, got it. But the Israelis, that's the most Jewish.

Starting point is 02:07:00 You can't knock them for that. You gotta give them that. No, no, no, I'd give them that. Because I would Tel Aviv them. There's some beautiful women there. So far, the Kaushkenize mix. No, no, I'll give them that. Because I would tell them even there's some beautiful. Boom. Now what about Brazilians that are you off of right now? What is it?

Starting point is 02:07:11 What Brazilians do I have? No, no, why? You don't like them, you used to really like them. Now I can't talk to them without hearing your voice about Brazilians. Whoa. Give him a favor. Whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 02:07:22 Whoa. I can't. Dove, dove. I didn't even make it to the real. Dove, dove., dove, dove. How you gonna make this real? You removed an entire concert key from my already-limited pool. Could you grab me towel? Could you grab me towel? I have to wipe the semen off my tummy.

Starting point is 02:07:38 Have you guys seen the video going viral? Of the kid going like, eeeh. Have you seen the video of that kid going viral that sings the exact same song in every single video appears everywhere He's with yeah, we saw it with this one now But that's gonna happen for you you're saying no, I just want to change There are beautiful Brazilian women. I don't think that there's they're not beautiful. I have tons of beautiful Brazilian women What they sound like? Yeah, I mean, give me a situation. I'll tell you what they would say.

Starting point is 02:08:07 Dolph, can you take me to Chalky Cheese with my friends? Yeah. Dolph, we ordered the Chalky Cheese restaurant with my friends. Very fun to go to the Chalky Cheese. Please, Dolph, Dolph, can you please take us to the Chalky Cheese restaurant and then we can play in the barrel pit.

Starting point is 02:08:23 I want to play with my friends in the Bible Peet. You know? I gotta start, I gotta literally, I gotta start asking for passports when Dove brings these girls in. Because I, you get concerned that they might be here trafficked. Don't do that. I'm just saying, they're of legal age of course, but they might be trafficked. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:08:44 Is that that crazy? You could but they might be trafficked. Yeah. Is that that crazy? You could be of age and trafficked. A girl is sent to America to hold a surf boat outside of Tomahawk. And you don't think that they're trafficked? They're trafficked illegally. That's not a real job. You can't put that on an application.

Starting point is 02:08:57 Yeah. Hold a surf boat outside of Tomahawk. How do you think a job interview goes? So tell me about your work experience. Yeah. How do you think of job interview? So tell me about your work experience. I used to shovel sand outside the resort in Portugal and Brazil and one guy found me, he took me on a container ship and he put me into New York City and I take all the subboats from around the city and I put it up front, told me he was a faggot. And so, and then one Jewish guy come to me,

Starting point is 02:09:26 said he could change my whole life. He said, make me a big star. He made me a beat down, he put me all the movie pictures, and so far we go to his house, he come on my back. Outside of that, I've not become a big star. He come on my back, he make me go to shower immediately and sleep in his guest room. That's a beautiful love story.

Starting point is 02:09:47 Oh my God. Yeah. It's really fucked up. But shout out Brazil, man. Some great people out there. Awesome people. Awesome people. Great food.

Starting point is 02:09:55 Awesome. Incredible food. Incredible. Great food. Great restaurants. Restaurants are fantastic. Of all the South American countries, what restaurants do you think are the best Brazilian dish? I mean, all of them. It's like Trump when he has to buy one first time. American countries what restaurants Brazilian dish

Starting point is 02:10:14 I might stutter when he's trying to make a point But if he's trying to tell you about food in another country this guy is Never faulted once hey, I'm a foodie. What can I say, guys? What can I say? Oh my god, guys. Oh my god, guys. All right, guys, any other questiones before we go to Patreon? I don't know what I can think of.

Starting point is 02:10:40 Let's move to Syria. Yeah. All right. He's gonna tell me where it is again. Guys, we appreciate you. Thank you guys so much. We love you all motherfuckers. Y'all are the best. I saw y'all riding for me this past week. And it is appreciated. It is never forgotten.

Starting point is 02:10:54 Okay. Salute to the gang. We never go nowhere. Everybody gets these fucking jokes. We don't care who says it. God bless y'all. Peace.

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