Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Charlamagne tha God on Taylor Swift Engagement, Lil Nas X Arrested, & If Trump is Dying
Episode Date: August 28, 2025YERRR – this week the boys go fully unhinged. From Lil Nas X stunts to Trump possibly dying, it’s chaos in every direction. – Taylor Swift’s engagement – Trump, Putin, Epstein out the cycl...e – Gavin Newsom’s PR glow-up – AI Will Smith, Jada & Tupac, Atlanta legends, and more Plus: Cracker Barrel controversy, flag burning, and why gingers might actually be Black?! All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 Intro 00:22 Mark has baby blues + Thiccums 1:03 Lil Nas X was a publicity stunt + Come reductions 3:30 More D hiding away + Fitness 5:56 it’s screaming “stunt” + Conor’s meat is dope 8:04 Taylor Swift engaged + Podcast Blowing Up 14:39 Ranking Kelce as Tight End 18:33 Big D energy + Cronk’s boo tight end 22:21 Charla’s potato + Gingers are Black 24:54 Cracker Barrel controversy + Right are the snowflakes 32:24 Cracker Barrel’s new logo 36:43 Trump is dying? + We all got Trump elected 48:33 Trump doesn’t finish his term + Epstein out the cycle 54:20 Putin’s health + Charla’s dad Cowboys saga 1:04:10 Confidence is key + Burning the flag message 1:12:43 Gavin Newsom media strategy is working 1:17:15 What is traditional conservatism? 1:18:26 Mamdani pandering + He’s going to win 1:22:52 “I’M FROM NEW YORK” + Mamdani messaging 1:29:45 Trump retribution + Mayoral race 1:33:02 Will Smith AI videos? He’s a L E G E N D 1:48:03 Jada gets a bad rap, Tupac + Weezy Couple Energy 1:52:47 Let’s talk about Atlanta + Shoutout to the LEGENDs 1:54:33 Charla LIKES Mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What's up, guys. Welcome to Flagrin. Today we have the God Charlemagne in studio to talk about all the pressing issues like Lil Nas X is gay ass getting arrested.
Taylor Swift, a straight ass is getting engaged? And Donald Trump, who cares about his sexuality? Is he dying? Let's get into it.
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Charlie, how are you? I'm good, Mark. What's happening? Not much, man.
I don't like looking in your eyes.
Is it pretty, right? Yeah, man. He's got a nice eyes.
Oh, we start.
Oh, we're ready, right?
Let us not forget.
What a fuck.
I'm giving you those you don't.
Let us not forget.
Maybe the greatest moment
that Charlemagne and I
ever shared ever.
And this is in Miami.
On the pod.
This is in Miami.
What happened?
He didn't even remember.
You don't even remember this.
You were in Zoom.
You touched you to Miami?
No, no.
Zoom podcast.
You and Schultz.
Okay.
Mark happened to walk by camera.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was like, who that, who that would have with all that ass?
It's because you had your hand down.
I didn't know how to fuck you walked.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You thought it was a little Noz-X.
I was strutting.
I was strutting.
I was a little Nazex.
I think that's a publicity stunt.
You think so?
Right now, even too.
I think it was a publicity stunt that went too far.
That's what I think.
I think he was doing a stunt, and it turned into everything it's turned in.
Well, he does have a project dropping soon, right?
Yes, he cleared out his whole Instagram, and then he started posting videos with the song that he's got, I guess, coming out, and then, you know, this situation happened.
Right.
His dad was like, he wasn't, or they've ruined out drugs, they said.
His lawyer and his dad, I think, said he wasn't high or some shit like that.
So maybe it was a mental breakdown.
I'm leaning towards publicity stunt, man.
Yeah, you know what?
I was thinking it wasn't, but now that you're saying it, yeah.
I see it.
I see it.
I'm convinced.
I thought he was just late to the five priper.
I didn't know.
Mark got more ass than Lord Nazek, too, by the way.
You know what I'm saying?
He kind of lost his ass.
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Mark, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.
Ah, that's why you're drinking in the crazy?
I'm not looking, that's gay.
It's, why is it?
You put it on purpose is gay now.
You know, if you notice it, you know what I'm saying?
If you're just walking by, if you want to Zoom and you're like, yo, whatever, that's different.
I would argue that's much gayer.
You think so?
I would argue that's actually homosexual, and what I'm doing is evaluating and that's subjective.
But there's a dishing homosexuality and gay, though.
Oh, I'm listening.
I'm just, I'm just talking about, I don't know what I'm going to do stuff out and hope somebody
can't you.
You know what I'm saying?
That was gay.
Whatever you're doing is gay.
Whatever I'm doing is heterosexual objective.
I mean, yeah, because you can look at it without feeling anything.
You can't.
No, I can't.
I just don't want to look at it.
You would get caught by a trading.
Huh?
You would get caught by a training.
No, hell, no.
You got caught by Mark's ass.
You ain't realized that was a man.
I'm not trans.
We can all get caught by a transsexual.
Like I said, we can't get caught.
There's no attractive transgender people.
That's crazy.
Yeah, but you check for the item's that.
Yo.
I mean, if they're wearing a choker, though, then it's all that's all that.
I refuse to believe that with all the technology we got,
they can't just fix that.
Oh, I just found out about gum reduction.
So I'm sure they have the thing to change the Adam's ever known.
Wait, gum reduction?
Yeah, you got people that get their gums reduced.
Yeah.
I mean, we got a woman on the show this week.
Her name was, um, I'm going to tell you her name right now.
Some people need that.
You ever see someone with a gummy smile and small teeth?
Yeah, bra, ba, ba, ba.
Her name is, I got the oxygen.
But that's what do they do?
Erica Cobb.
They give you more teeth?
They give you more teeth?
Yeah.
You got more teeth up here.
Yeah.
That's what's under the gum.
You're not the tooth starting right here.
It's the same with dick, too.
Like, when your dick gets hard,
like, you ever, like, put your hand, like,
at the base of your dick,
and you can feel that there's more dick in there.
And you're like, you know, why can't I get that out?
And I'll always be thinking if I was a kid, right?
Like, back in the day,
if I could go back in time,
I would have did the tugging exercises then.
Because I feel that's when your ligaments was a little bit softer,
and at some point you would have just heard the pop,
and then that shit would have been hanging.
No, that's a thing.
Guys do that.
They do stretching for it.
Oh, I do it now.
Every day.
And that's jerking off of that.
I just don't have that kind of dedication.
My dick ain't shit and it is what it is.
Yeah, but it's because nobody taught us.
Nobody gave us the tools when we was young.
If we had that exercise when we were young.
You see McGregor still working on his shit, adding weights to the end of his dick.
Like, it's still hope.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he sent that to his earlier banks.
His dick could bench press like 135 is crazy.
I mean, I'd like to see that.
Dick stronger than Zoron.
Yeah.
It's impressive.
I'd love to see that.
I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Like, yeah, we can pull that up.
There's an image that's out there.
We can find work.
Let me see it.
Let him see it on purpose.
It's just fitness.
But that's different.
This is for cultural purposes because you watch in the podcast.
You see it.
You're a person.
You're asking to pull up, too.
That's even crazy.
A man, a dick that's impressive.
You want to see that.
You like fitness, right?
That like fitness.
Fitness dick in your mouth.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
I don't, I don't respect.
Like, I really, I respect you as a, I was like, I respect you as like a broadcaster.
He got me.
See, that was a good one.
But he got me because, see, if Schultz would have
did that, he wouldn't have got me.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
See, I wasn't expected, Mark,
to hit me with that one.
That was crazy.
Now I'm on point, okay?
Now I'm on point.
I'm sorry.
That was disrespectful.
No, it was not.
It was hilarious.
Okay.
He doesn't actually feel bad.
I know.
Where's the dig door?
Yeah, look how he's hung up.
Where's the dig door?
That has scrubbed, dude.
I'm finding it.
Really?
No way.
Wow.
McGrega got power.
I'm saying, was it big, though?
Solid.
Solid.
I'd take it?
Damn.
No, I mean, I would take it, yeah, sexually.
It was yours, you mean.
No.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Sorry.
What I said?
What I said?
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
I meant it both ways.
By the way, it was a perfect segue out of the Lord
NiseX, whether we realized that or not.
This is a great show.
Yep.
All right.
We also didn't get him too much air time,
which is exactly what he wanted.
Unless he's going through a mental health crisis.
If he's going through a mental, I don't, but
anybody can have a breakdown. I get it, man.
But it's just, because of his history
is screaming stunt. He also had
a video that my wife showed me a couple months ago where he was like,
I'm kind of enjoying not being popping
because I can just walk down the street and nobody
fucking cares. And he was like kind of laughing
at himself. So it seems like he was actually a piece
with it. That's why, if he's got no drugs
in his system, I would feel like
he'd be mentally healthier now. And also
who likes prison more than him?
Anyway, so where's his
picture at. Oh, here we go.
Look at that.
Huh? That's weights attached.
I don't know if that's cropped out. Can we get the weights in there?
He gets to wax? You get the weight right there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's, I would see again.
Not get waxed. You don't get waxed? No, no, no, no. He put me on to the wax.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, full baldy, baby,
front to back, rooted it to them. No, that's great.
Clean it all out. Clean it all the fuck out, bro.
Come on, Mark, ask to see it. It's not gay.
I'm on, like, week three of having one, so it's a little...
You got a 5 o'clock shadow.
A little bit, a little bit.
Listen, yeah, that's dope.
That's actually impressive.
I didn't know you could do some shit like that.
I'm not talking about his dick.
I'm talking about the fact that the weight is hanging from that shit.
You never did that in the shower with like a lufa?
You guys never did that?
A luf ain't nothing.
That's a...
What weight is?
What size is that?
You can work up?
You said that's 135?
Nah.
What are you going to do you know what?
What was you saying?
It's not.
35 is the bar in two wheels.
God, damn.
You think he's not doing that, dude.
He's doing like five or whatever, but he's got weight on it.
You know, that's impressive.
And it's like...
And it's just, look how straight it is.
But no, he flipped the pictures, so it went down and it went up,
so he must have been, like, actually curling with that motherfucker.
Shout out to Connor McGregor, who knew?
No, his dick's got abs.
That's awesome.
That's dope, yo.
That's strength, dude.
That's great.
Okay, it's gay now.
What's going back and forth?
Yeah, he's going back and forth.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, it's gay. It's gay now. Okay. All right. Okay. What else we got?
All right. I don't know where we go from that. There's no way to go from there.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey engagement. Oh, speaking of big dicks.
Even gayer. Yep.
Yeah, I don't want to give a flying fuck.
Apparently the world does.
Yeah, you're not happy for Travis and Taylor?
I'm happy when people actually get married. Engagements don't impress me.
You know what I'm saying? Because you got mad people that get engaged.
and then they stay engaged for years.
You've been faithful for like eight years.
So I don't want to hear what's impressive.
But even when I got engaged, I was married within the year.
That's my rule.
If you get engaged, you got to be married within the year, especially them because they got money.
There's no excuse that they should already be said.
If they're married within a year, salute to them.
Why are you the government all in your shit?
Why are you the government all in your shit?
This is a Republican.
You heard this?
He's like, yeah, I forgot you got engaged.
Dog, it's been a year and a half.
Holy shit.
We are very happy.
How do you feel about him dating a black woman first and then marrying the
whitest white woman?
I like see.
He did what like people accuse post Malone of, but with vagina.
Well, I'm not, I mean, I don't knock interracial marriage.
I don't knock interracial marriage.
I want you to love whoever it is that you love.
But I like seeing white people with white people.
Hey, black people with black people.
And Indians with Indians, you know what I'm all about that.
It's nice when it matches.
You know what I'm not?
Like, that's not a problem.
To me, that's not racism.
It's just like, why wouldn't you want that?
Like, especially when you are,
I'm not talking about them,
but when you come from a minority community,
like, why wouldn't you want to see your people with your people?
I love it.
I don't know what I'm seeing it.
So, salute them.
I think he did the right thing.
He went back home.
You know what I'm saying?
It was like LeBron and Miami.
He went there for a few years and he'd come back home.
Clearly, he wouldn't have been happy with a black woman.
What?
I don't know.
Because look how he's happy.
He looks with a white woman.
He does seem happier.
Yes.
Does seem happier.
By the way, by the way, his black,
the thing, all these black women y'all tell me
Travis Kelsey has been with, I've never seen him with him.
Yes, what do you mean?
No.
Man, one, super hot girl.
What's her name?
Ah, fuck.
Damn, Jordan, Blake.
Super hot girl.
Ain't no way Alex knows a Blame.
I even know it, too.
I know.
What's Charlemagne's wife's name?
I ain't on blog.
I've never seen the picture in my life.
Yes, you have in Nicole.
You know.
I know about it, but I've never seen him together.
By the way, I saw him out and about together.
This looked like they work together.
Look at this picture.
this picture. This picture on the Red Carpid's
now go back to that picture of Travis
and Taylor that you just showed me.
Not even the engagement. Go back there with another one
you showed me from the, just
look at that, man.
They both won a Super Bowl here.
Nah, bro. He happened to that. His real
trophy is on his arm, Taylor Swift.
He looks like he's having to marry a billionaire.
Do you think it had to do it? Because Kayla would say
like he wouldn't give her any money. He was very like my money
and your money. That was like really a big deal for him.
Yeah, that's going to change now.
So does it seem a little fishy that he went to a billionaire?
There? Nah, because Travis came up over the last year. I mean, that fucking podcast with him and his brother, they signed a $100 million deal.
And I love them. I'm only asking so you can shoot these down because you're smarter than me and people will believe you. Do you think that maybe the podcast blew up because of Taylor and that helped him get the $100 million deal?
I don't think so. I'm letting you shoot it down.
I think sort of kind that Taylor did help the podcast. I think there was a lot of interest in Travis because he was dating Taylor Swift, which bought people to the podcast with them being good.
kept them there.
That's what I think.
Okay, but if you're a big team Swifty or whatever they call them,
are you concerned about his motives at all?
You think they're pure?
Nah, it's pure.
I agree.
It's a reason it's pure, but I don't want to say.
I agree.
Because it's nice, white-on-white love.
It's a reason that's pure, but I want to say because it sound misogynistic and I love
and I don't want to disrespect his fiancé.
What would a misogynist say about this?
Yeah, like a bad person.
A misogynist would be like, oh, he got a lover because she ain't got no ass.
You know what I'm saying?
But I would not say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say he's no shit like that.
I'm just saying that a misogynist would say some shit.
I wouldn't say that.
That would be fucked up.
Yeah, that wouldn't be me.
I wouldn't say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or he could be worried that she's going to put him in the next album.
Oh, that song was slap, though.
How was that?
You got married.
You can't just date him.
Every woman would hate him forever.
No.
If he breaks her heart and she makes a banger, it's a rap for it.
Let me tell you.
I've never been in Taylor Swift's World.
I remember when me and Duvall were hosting something at MTV one time.
It was just a frenzy in time square.
Because Taylor's been out for a long fucking time.
I don't know people realized that.
And we were like, who was out there?
And it was like, Taylor Swift.
Y'all don't know Taylor Swift.
And we was like, no.
And y'all don't know Gucci Man O'Waka.
You know what I'm saying?
But yesterday, people were crying at eye heart
because Taylor Swift got engaged.
Like, literal tears, like, so happy for her.
And I'm like, you got a lot of white people out.
Of course.
It's a lot of white.
100 is that white heart, of course.
I think we forget how white, some white,
people are i was in columbus ohio very sweet girl we were meeting whatever and she said uh something
she said asked we're talking about hip hop and she goes is drake from toronto oh my god and i was like oh
you don't know anything about that and then she brought up the diss and she was like the beef
with kendrick and she was like oh that song was crazy like i think she thought like one song
no but she didn't understand there was other songs yeah yeah yeah we forget those people
that is their biancing yeah this was a big deal like i mean literally they were like the world is
stopped i'm like the world is not fucking stopped because i'm looking at it and like oh
okay they got engaged and what but to some people yesterday this was everything yeah and
those people i would say this shit means nothing until they get married because what if they don't
get married like what if they don't get married how embarrassing would that be for taylor swift
how crucified with travis or they just pulled the greatest publicity stunt ever right yeah i mean
you can always use it i will i do think it was dope how she went on his podcast though yeah
they seem very happy they seem like a real thing yeah man like you you you really you
y'all really fuck with each other because Taylor could have announced her new album anyway.
She said, no, I'm going to go to Bay's podcast, even though he don't need it.
He's already up 100 million from the podcast, and I'm going to use this new medium to announce my album.
Fire.
I thought it was dope.
God bless.
I thought it was dope.
White love.
I love white love, dude.
I have no problem with it.
Rock out with your white cock out.
Do you guys.
I have no problem with it.
Like, love each other.
Yeah, how much you think Travis can bench with his dick?
Anyway, what else we got?
I think 15.
Easily 15, right?
She's light.
She's light. She don't need to.
He could probably do five pounds.
No, he's strong.
But that's not his workout.
He's not going to tie tail in his dick and fucking do curls.
Yeah, he just happens to have a strong dick probably.
Where do y'all rank Travis Kelsey all-time tight-ins?
Two.
You got my number two?
Ronkin Kelsey.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's the whitest answer ever.
Who you got?
Antonio Gates.
Oh, my God.
That's the fucking,
oh, get out of here with that DEI answer.
He's great.
But he's not better than Grunk.
Antonio Gates, Grunk,
Shannon Sharp.
Tony Gonzalez.
Tony Gonzalez.
Tony Gonzalez is great.
And then I got Kelsey around five.
Tides just happened to become more important in the past 10 years.
Don't forget Kevin Winslow, Sr.
Yeah.
Okay.
But in my modern era that I've seen, I got Gonzalez, Gates,
Grunk, Travis.
But I got Travis like Shannon Sharp.
Gates was great.
That's a DEI answer.
Why?
He's not better than, he wasn't the best.
I mean, you name it football.
Everything's going to be a DEI answer.
Travis is actually the DEI answer.
You're right.
But Grunk changed, like, did he change the entire coverage, everything?
I got Grunk at probably two.
I think Travis is great.
He also did a lot with not great.
I mean, Alex Smith was a pretty good quarterback, but he wasn't great.
I think Grunk has the greatest playoff run of any tight-in ever.
It's insane.
This guy's got like 1,300 of y'all.
I think some crazy number of catches, like 96 catches or some shit like that,
four Super Bowls, played through multiple injuries.
I think we do forget how good Shannon Sharp was because he, you know, he's a podcast.
Watching sports, people talk sports is like Game of Thrones on.
I know, yeah.
I'm hearing y'all say shit.
I'm like, what is going on?
You watch his new Jerry documentary?
I did.
When is Grong going to find his white queen?
When is Grong going to find his movie a white queen?
Really?
Yeah, he's been in a long-term relationship.
All right, guys, we got to do some tour dates.
September 11th, what a great day through the 13th, Danny a beach improv, September 25th through 27th.
I really wish Danny had thought that through giving me September 11th, but it's there.
Hey, comes into the show.
It's going to be explosive.
September 25th through 27th, I'm at hilarities in Cleveland.
October 5th, I'm in Dubai.
I don't know if there's even any tickets left.
Go find out.
October 16th through 18th, I'm in East Providence, Rhode Island.
October 23rd through 25th, I'm in San Jose, all those dates and more at Akersling.com.
We also got a huge announcement coming and imminent announcement.
This is coming right now.
I remember I told y'all I invested in a chai shop like a year, a year and a half ago.
They opened a second location.
We're expanding.
We're coming to Manhattan, West Village.
20 Christopher Street is called Fonty's.
They're still going to have them a solid child.
They've got some banging ass Indian sandwiches.
We're growing, baby.
All good things.
Amazing.
20 Christopher Street.
Fonty's.
Let's go.
Quick announcement.
By the way, so many people have come up to me after the show has been like,
hey, dude, is there anywhere I can just get a photo?
I don't want to suck your dick.
Oh, I thought, okay.
I just stopped making the announcement.
I didn't even ask you to suck your dick.
I was like, yo, that's shit.
I just got making the announcement if you want.
No, no, no, it's great.
And I think it kind of gets the people going.
But there's just,
get the people going to me and just been like,
hey, man, is there any way we can just do a photo
and not do the thing I'm constantly?
Like, like, devout, like Muslims.
No.
No.
Muslim dudes with their girls being like, hey.
You got it.
That's, if the girl, that's hadam.
You sucking his dick.
Hello.
I don't think that's true.
But Nashville, Tennessee, Denver,
Colorado. All right, real quick, we're going to take a break inside of this ad read because
we also have a show of Mary Lou coming up on September 9th, and I will see you guys.
He don't make no money from that show. He didn't give a fuck about that guy.
All the Davis Sanchez cares about that fucking, stupid-ass fucking coffee job show.
Anyway, let's get back to the ad read. Hoboken, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
Fort Wayne, Indiana, Detroit, Michigan. I'll be at all these places.
Where are you doing in Philly?
Oh, I think helium.
Love that club.
Yeah, I think it's a one-nighter. Hell yeah.
Y'all have my mom coming. Wait.
No, no, no, no.
No, but you need to see, hey, tell her to wear open-toe shoes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All due respect. I want to be comfortable.
Come on through and do tricks on it one time.
I'll see you guys in the show.
Peace.
You live here, girl, be like, you got a big dick.
And I really, I only say that because it's societal pressure.
I'm dating a black man.
I'll take it.
You, win's a wood, baby.
I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure my wife does that.
Damn.
I don't, but she'd be saying it.
And I'd be like, no.
She said you got a big dick?
Stop lying.
Did she say foreign Indian?
No.
I'm serious.
Can I tell you something crazy?
Could I tell you something crazy?
I took my wife from a black dude.
Oh, shit.
Because you're a nice guy, Akka.
That's even worse.
That's even worse.
You're a nice guy.
Hey, he's funny.
He's funny.
He's funny.
Funny, funny.
Funny, smart.
Come on, man.
You're a chicken pie.
Yeah.
That's what
He really made that offensive
I know
That's a fun size
You didn't have
A lot of white people
He learned how to be passive-aggressive
That was incredible
That's his boo?
Oh my God
That's Rob's boo?
Yeah
Camille Costek
Yeah, she's hot
All due respect
Yeah
Okay
I'm good for Rob
Yeah I mean
God bless dude
Is he white?
I hate what you do this shit
I'm serious, is she white?
Nah, she's black.
Now I'm saying, is there like some little other ethnicity?
Is she like...
Why?
If you had an adventure or guess...
Okay.
I mean, I wouldn't say that because I'm not misogynistic.
But I'm asking because she got asked.
Not me.
I'm saying a misogynist would ask something like that.
I wouldn't ask anything.
Yeah, I like this car about it.
I love this.
I love this.
This is awesome.
It's so much fun.
Polish.
Irish.
She there? And Jamaican to sit.
Get the fuck out of here, y'all.
I was a good friend who had that question.
That was a good question.
It's not a scene.
He's a smart guy.
It's not misogyny if it's just an observation.
You know what I'm saying?
She just looked like she had some ethnicity in her.
Can we put that on the fucking seat?
So I can understand why she would say that.
It's not misogyny if it's just an opposite.
I can understand why she would say.
I can understand why the misogynist person would just think she wasn't white.
So a massaginist person looks.
looking at her, what would he say?
Like, what kind of misogynistic things would he say to objectify her?
Oh, that white girl got a fat ass.
Look at this fat-ass Jamaican queen.
Did he just call her a girl, or do you have another?
Nah, he would say, that's a little bit too much.
Okay, I was just curious.
I get what you said.
Yeah.
That's chauvinistic.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Misogynistic is chauvinistic is when you start using the terms like the B word.
Oh, you know what I mean?
That's me.
So you're saying what I do is not acceptable.
But when you're a misogynistic friends do is okay.
No, that's toxic masculinity.
Yeah, I'll call about it.
Don't be that way.
I love it, dude.
I'm an Jamaican woman.
This is fired.
I know.
She's beautiful, a beautiful Jamaican girl.
Aren't you married, Mark?
I mean, it's not racist.
What?
If you're observing.
What did you say?
That was intrusive thought.
She was like, I want a Jamaican woman, right?
Like, God, damn.
I don't think Mark can handle it.
Those are just two good tight ends right there.
I can handle one.
What did you say?
It's just two good tight ends right there.
That is crazy.
That is.
You didn't put the disclaimer on it about what a messach.
He just said it.
It's an observation.
You just let that shit fly, bro.
No, man, you got to put a fucking carve out with that.
You got to give it to warn it.
You can't just say shit like that out.
You got fucked up, man.
That's so fucking sexist.
Go to something less sexist.
Yes, thank you.
Go to something that's not going to make people in this room sexy.
That was crazy.
Get this ox tail off the screen, bro.
Yeah, put on Sydney sweet.
Too much gravy in that ox tail, bro.
Too much gravy in that.
on that ox tail.
Speaking of white issues, dude.
Why you bring Connor back up,
it's not misogynistic.
By the way, I want the record
to show Connor's not all the way white either.
What do you mean?
He's Irish.
Oh, no, that's the whitest of the white.
Yeah.
That's why you got that fucking.
It kind of horseshoes.
A little bit.
I was wondering where you were owing at.
I was like, am I missing something?
I'm Irish.
No, the Irish have a thing.
Just because you got a small dick?
No, it's like a potato.
It's just like a potato.
It's thick, but it's short.
There's a famine going on.
No one's getting it.
Shout out to Connor, man.
But I do think, like,
ginger's Irish, like, when they get black-coded,
that's when they look the best.
You know they said that ginger's a black.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, write that somewhere.
Yeah, break that down for me.
I don't know the break now.
I just read, I just saw the headline.
I didn't read off.
I didn't read the actual articles.
Look it up, though.
No, it's true.
They said ginger's of black people.
I didn't read the article.
I just saw the headline.
But you get, like, a ginger with, like, a high-fade in Jordans.
Like, they look awesome.
Like, that is, like, when the ginger looks the best.
I don't.
I don't, I don't, I don't see that.
What did you, Google?
Are Ginger's black people?
Oh, the TikTok trend.
Oh.
Go to images.
While a recent TikTok trend has explored the idea that genders are black as a way to discuss shared experiences of social bias and being othered.
The statement is not literally are genetically true.
A person's hair color, including red, does not determine their race.
Black people can have red hair and a person's red hair does not make them black.
Anybody who believed it and then looked that up, Google made you seem so fucking stupid.
I just wrote a headline, bro.
determine their race.
Damn.
No, I'm not even talking about you.
Yeah.
But, I mean,
Ginges don't get other like that, do they?
Yeah.
Not like black people.
People say they're like mutants.
They're like the mutants of whites.
Ginges don't even have a slur.
You're going to say soul?
No.
That's what they say about Degis.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's what racist people said about the Indians.
Ginges don't have a slur.
Ginger.
Yeah, you rearrange.
If you rearrange.
If you rearrange.
If you rearrange.
It ends with the ER and everything.
It ends with the ER and everything.
If you're like ginger, which is, yeah.
Bitch ass ginger.
You can rearrange ginger, right?
And it spells, oh, what, retarded?
What is it?
What is the end word.
If you flip the, move the letters around, not backwards.
Yeah, you're right.
Two G's and then the other letters are all there.
You're right.
See how I dance around that one?
No, it's two gs.
Al just misspelled it.
I forgot the second one, forgot to second one.
Alice, like, no, it's not.
Hey, no, we shoot over here, guy.
Shoot, man, shoot and shoot.
What else we got, man?
Cracker barrel.
Yes.
Shout out the cracker barrel.
What do you think of this whole thing?
You know, they're going back to the old logo again.
What was wrong with the original logo?
But they just changed it.
I think on some DEI shit because they had such a cracker on the front.
I think that the right made that up.
Like, I don't think that shit had nothing to deal with DEI
and just the fact that they wanted to have a cleaner logo.
But it's objectively, and I'm not even angry about it, but it is a worse logo than the new one.
It's disgusting. The new one sucks, right?
It sucks. I mean, because Cracker Barrow is so iconic. Like, you can't change, you really can't change the Cracker logo.
And it is an old country store that looks like an old country store. This new Cracker Barrel is not an old country store. It's a barrel of crackers.
Yeah, if they wanted to be actually appropriate, though, because I saw people saying that, you know, they removed the cracker.
You know, it's not even spelled right, bro.
If it was C-R-A-C-A-A-Barrel, different story.
Like Cracker Barrow, it's like, okay, there's actual crackers probably in that barrel.
Yeah, that's valid.
And by the way, Cracker Barrel is amazing, okay?
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's not a white thing.
It's not a black thing.
Cracker Barrow is great.
I'm not saying it's a white thing, but it's fine.
It's not amazing.
Yes, it's amazing.
Once you got to have it early in the morning after you didn't have like a hang
or something, like, you're out of town
and you're looking to go to someplace to have
breakfast and, like, you're in Orlando or something?
Yes.
Yes.
I prefer I-Hop.
You get some grits.
You're playing the little peg game.
You buy a giant Hershey's bar.
You would play the peg game.
It's a fun game.
It's a fun game.
It's a good time.
You sit in the rocking chairs out front, man.
You get the fucking biscuits with the turkey sauce.
They sit in the rocking sauce.
It seems a little like you want to like...
The apple cobbler.
Act some things out.
Nah, you just want to get it.
You want to get the whole cracker experience, man.
So you sit in a fucking rocket chair
and just judge black people
if they walk by.
That's what the fuck you do, man.
Especially when you're in Florida or something.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
You're method actor.
Why are people upset at this though?
Seriously.
Like, I really have no idea.
Like, why is this considered awokeness
because they got rid of the guy?
Because the right is pussy.
They act like the left
is such triggered snowflakes.
They're just as triggered as snowflakes.
You know what?
All the fucking time.
You're saying something.
You're actually on something.
They're such pussies.
It's unbelievable.
And I thought it was the left,
but they're both pussies.
They're both, pussies.
It seems like the roles have been reversed just a little bit, right?
Because you know what it is?
When you get accused of everything, you know,
conservatives have gotten accused of,
or even just anybody that pushes boundaries, right?
When you, it's your turn to hold the gun,
you want to get your get back.
So you become what you hate.
And they've become what they hate because this makes no sense.
I don't even, is this even offensive?
The guy sitting by the barrel?
No.
No, they're erasing the white guy off the logo to make it more D.I.
It's not, get rid of the,
the word cracker then if you really want to be woke about it just call it the barrel the barrel
you know what i'm saying the barrel is kind of fire like if cracker brown said we're getting rid of the
cracker we just want to be called the barrel now then i could be like nah bring the cracker back
that would make sense but this is silly just got to tell you what i actually think the cracker barrel
was doing talk to me publicity this is a little naz ex type shit you no one talked about cracker barrel
ever then they took the cracker and the barrel off the logo and now everybody's up in our
Well, you were just, what was the last time
you thought about Cracker Barrel before this?
And then you remember, you were like, I was in South Carolina.
I'm like, let's go to Crack. Actually, we went to Cracker Brow.
You really like Crackabow?
Yeah.
Every time last week, Cracker Barrel.
When I was in South Carolina?
Two weeks ago, whenever I was in South Carolina went to Cracker Barrel.
Yeah.
I like Cracker Power, bro.
It may be different to where you are.
Because everyone I've gone to, it's old fat white people.
Every single time.
What the people got to do with the food?
But all of those restaurants.
So it's IHop, Denny's, Bob Evans, Cracker Barrel.
I would say IHop is number,
one. But Cracker barrel I put two.
Cracker barrel has actual food. Yes.
Does IHop not have food? No, you can't get fried chicken.
You can't put a waffle house. Absolutely. You get fried chicken and I'm
I've only gone to Cracker Barrel for breakfast. I've never gone for anything else.
And I've only gone to IHop to have breakfast as well. That'd be funny.
You said, what if you put Little Knaz-X is the logo. What would you call CrackerBus.
You could add a word if you wanted. There's two. There's two barrels.
Busy barrel.
Bussie barrel.
This is somebody should make that
Put Little Nazex in his underwear
But make it look like the Cracker Brow logo
They call it pussy barrels
I wouldn't I wouldn't eat those grits
Oh man
I wouldn't need those bricks
It's crazy
Damn
Yeah Cracker Brow is great
I don't know what y'all talking about
I had someone said this was stock manipulation
Because apparently the stock was high
And then they do this whole rebrand thing
And then the stock plummets
And then people buy in and it came back up
And all these companies aren't even real restaurants
They're actually just like real estate companies
They've owned the land.
Probably billions of dollars
in free publicity from this.
Trump tweet about it.
Trump tweets about Charlemagne
and now Cracker Barrel and Andrew.
This is his big talking point.
Trump said they got billions of dollars
worth of property.
They need to add the logo back
and what do you say?
Revamped the menu or some shit.
I saw it a tweet.
It was a true social post.
I forgot exactly what he said.
But this is a Netsenberg.
I mean...
No, but I think that's their idea.
That's why I think there's some genius shit.
Also, if we put the crackers,
back on there.
They're going to.
We need to put Uncle Ben.
Head Cracker has spoken.
Yeah.
They're putting the Cracker back in the bank.
Damn.
I want Uncle Ben back on the rice.
Because that feels wrong that we got rid of Uncle Ben.
It feels crazy.
You got rid of the Black News rice.
Aunt Jamimish has still had the pancakes.
Yeah.
See, look.
I didn't know.
Cracker Brown should go back to the old logo.
This is Trump.
Amid a mistake based on customer response.
The ultimate poll.
And manage the company.
That's actually true, though.
And manage the company better than ever before.
They get a billion dollars worth of free publicity if they play their
card right.
That's true.
There you go.
hey look at that Trump and I think alike
I will say this though
Hey we should have them on this podcast
This lets you know how popping Cracker Barrel is though
You never know how popping you are
To you in the midst of a scandal
You know what I'm saying
Like if nobody, if they did this
And nobody gave a fuck
Then it's like oh shit nobody cares about Cracker Barrel
The fact they did this
And it's such an uproar
Where even the president
I mean I said like even the president
Is that even mean anything about it?
It's like yeah Cracker Barrow is still a big deal bro
Yeah
He says that because the president was tweeting about his eyes.
You know, I mean, it needs you popping.
That's a good observation.
It does, though.
I know.
I mean, Drake putting you in a rap song is now the number two mention of hate you ever gotten.
Think about that.
Drake puts you in an all-time disc record.
And that is now number two on the list of cool mentions you've gotten of hatred.
Yeah.
And that fire?
I mean, technically I've gotten, I kind of got like roasted by two presidents.
Who was the other one?
Well, Joe Biden, when he said, if you don't know whether to vote for me
to Trump, you ain't black.
Oh, that's right.
I'm not going to count that one.
It's a cool moment that you were part of, but it wasn't.
He didn't, you know.
Hey, he kind of called me to N-Work.
He kind of said that, right?
Yeah.
No, when Trump called you a low- IQ individual.
That was that one.
That was that one.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
He called me a racist city, but you're right.
You're right.
Didn't Obama come at you?
No, Obama never came to me.
And you've never seen a closed cracker barrel.
You ain't never seen a close down
Cracker Barrow anywhere in America.
I've never seen a closed IHop.
I fuck with IHop.
Listen, I hold IHop in high regard.
Okay, beautiful.
High regard.
We're on the same page.
But if we keep going on this path,
they're going to want to take the hole out of IHop and then what?
Oh, yeah, it's going to be hot.
You know what I mean?
And international.
Somebody made that already?
I put it into Sora.
You got to change it to Bussie the hole.
Yeah, Bussie Barrow.
Honestly, that's a much.
That's merch.
That's merch.
Well, listen.
He's an flagrant merch.
Can you make it look like, can you put him in his underwear?
But make it look the same color as the cracker barrel logo and then put bussy barrel.
That's like the year's so stupid.
And the underlying can be, uh, take a walk down Old Town Road or whatever.
Like, you can make that as gay as we can, a little gay in the window.
And now you got, you got merch.
Well, Naz-X hit us up, dude.
Listen, what are you?
you, what are you using to make this so fast?
Sora.
ChatG-G-T is like image creator.
I didn't know they had that shit.
Oh, man.
Yep.
I'm about to add that shit in my Chad-G-G-G-T.
So I can just go to Chat-G-T-T and look up Sora?
You can go to Chad-G-G-G-T just have a make-an image.
They have, like, extensions that you can add to it.
And then it's a different app, right, called Sora?
No, it's within Chach-C-T.
That is hilarious.
But you can do it within Chat-G-T-T be like, make an image of this.
You not spell B-S-E?
I'm just to make his show.
You're not spelled busy
B-U-S-S-Y
That felt condescending somehow
What?
I don't know
Who does not
It's spelled busy
Somebody who don't like
B pussy or the B
Wait a second
No
It's a good point
While we work at now
What we got next?
That's why I didn't say
Nothing I want to see
How y'all keep the show moving
I'm just trying to
I'm just fitting in
This is brilliant
This is boring
This is fun
I like this
I mean speaking of Trump
Yeah you think he's
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Do you think Trump is done?
We're all dying.
Okay.
We're literally all dying.
You realize I look forward to getting-in-his-in-his-in-your-take-in-ness.
I look forward to him.
I'm your take on this.
I cannot remember who it is.
I don't know.
I really feel like it was Chris.
It was either Chris Morro or She-Looch.
I'm not even joking.
I can't remember who said this.
It's either Chris Morrow or Sheik Luch.
I'm leaning towards Sheik.
But there was a thing that somebody said when it was like,
yo, I think the reason Trump is moving the way he's moving
is because he don't have much longer living.
This was much to go.
They said this about Trump and Putin.
So it was either Chris or Sheik.
It might have been Chris.
I know Chris said it about Putin.
Yeah.
Chris was this you?
We got Chris in the road.
Chris.
Hey, guys.
I just shared a clip.
This is something I've been watching.
We don't know if this guy's accurate or not, but here's his theory.
This is Donald Trump is not golfed in 13 days.
Today would be 14 days.
The longest absence since taking office in January.
Then the president put, he is dying.
This is Trump tracker.
Read the fact check, though.
Read the fact check because I think that's important.
Trump has golfed every weekend.
He's golfing his, huh?
He's been golfing since 10, 14 a.m. today.
Damn.
Okay.
So, that wasn't it.
Yeah.
What a roller coaster shit, right?
Oh, I saw this one.
Chris, you've been jerking off of this?
Every five minutes.
Every five minutes.
I see congestive heart failure patients on a daily basis.
The reason I know that he has congestive heart failure is because of the swelling in his feet and ankles.
The reason I know it's getting worse is because he's sitting behind the desk on camera now.
He lashed out against MSNBC for giving him hash about his ankles.
This is how we know that something is true because it gets to Trump.
Remember recently where he was talking about going to heaven for some five?
reason.
Nobody talked about that.
I don't think he's talking about the media.
I think he's talking about the doctors who are treating him.
The only reason his health has been maintained at all is because he has the privilege of getting
IV diuretics, spirinalactone, Lasix, Bumex, something like that.
That's why his hands have been bruised and covered with makeup.
Badly, I might add.
We know that it's getting worse because he knows he cannot hide the degree of swelling.
That's why he's sitting behind the desk.
Oh, he also has chronic kidney disease, which is also contributing to the swelling.
in the feet and ankles. I can't tell you how many times I have seen a patient in their home
because they were hospitalized for A.K.I. or acute kidney injury. The kidney injury was caused
by nephrotoxic medications, namely diuretics, spirinalactone, Bumex, Lasix. The president is
definitely getting sicker. We know he's not going to change his diet because he's such a
fucking idiot. I think he's going to be around for six to eight months tops. Thank you for your
attention to this matter. Damn. Oh. He put a top.
he said six to eight months tops here's the thing i don't like diagnosing people but i mean he is a
what age how old is he 78 79 years old you know he's been eating a lot of uh fast food fast food
um crack i know people personally who were on his short list and you know i remember saying
the one of them like would you really want to be their his VP like you really want to attach you
know what you got going on to that and the person replied to me and said look
man, he's such and such as old
and he eats a lot of cheeseburgs.
Meaning they think they can be president
within this term. That's what the person said.
And that's why they were interested in being vice president.
That's what the person said. I mean, I don't know how much
interest was actually in them, but their
name was being put on the short list when
you know, the short list was out there.
May I ask if it was a male or female?
No. That means it was a female.
No. If it was a male, there's so many dudes.
It could be a they. There's many dudes. It could be a day.
Trump ain't penal they.
You got him confused with Kamala.
I don't know man
I don't want to diagnose him
But there's
There's something there
I actually did this on The Daily Show
I did a whole piece about how the media
Gave Biden hell
For every little physical ailment
For his age and everything
But yet they ignore
All Trump shit
And actually when you listen to how liberals
Used to cover for Trump
Just go listen to how conservative media
Fox News
Same to same
It's literally the, when I say the same language, the same language.
I literally played a clip from liberal news, played a clip from Fox.
It's the same exact language.
I think it's just different for Trump because cognitively, he doesn't look like he's on a decline as much as Biden.
And then also he tweets all the time.
But he keeps everybody confused.
Like he's doing so much.
Biden was just not doing enough.
So it's like you focus on his help.
Like God bless the day, if somebody like old dirty bastard was still alive and he was wilding and he was.
losing it cognitively, nobody would
even understand or even notice
because he's been crazy his whole life.
So it's the same thing with somebody like Trump.
He's been saying wild shit his whole life.
So it's just like nobody even notices
that he could be on his cognitive decline now
when he said wild shit.
Well, here's what I would say.
And I know this happens quickly,
but we talked to him what a year ago.
And the one thing I would push me back on...
You got him elected, bro, you.
We did?
You posted him on Instagram.
I did post him on Instagram.
I think if anything got that got him elected.
You lost me quite a few thousand followers.
You all, part of the man is fear
that they,
They talk about that normalized Trump?
Yeah, I wasn't here.
You were right there.
There's nobody that they say normalized Trump more than flagrant and roguer.
Can I say one thing?
There's no ad.
They said that worked better for Trump than your ad.
So, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but here we never saw it.
But let's say, that's crazy.
Never saw it.
Never agreed to eye.
To me, I remember, I was like, I looked it up.
I was like, what were the polls back then?
Because I didn't remember with some like, hey, Trump is going to
lose. Polls were neck and neck. Trump has always overperformed in the polls. So look, we might have swung
some boats. I'm not saying we didn't. But to me, it was like, this guy could very well win.
I want to talk to the guy who could be president and see if I can sneak in a couple questions.
Why the fuck would you not interview a former president, future president of the United States of
America? You know what I'll think about another day? I was thinking about how people give
comedians and celebrities more shit for sitting down with Trump than they do.
somebody like a Merrick Garland for not prosecuting Trump.
And what made me think about that was what I was watching an old clip of me
and Kamala and I was asking her, how come, I said, do you feel like Merrick Garland
should have, you know, went after, you know, Trump sooner?
Because I say I feel like the Biden administration talks about him being an existential threat,
but y'all don't act like he is, which makes the American people feel like he's not.
And, you know, she was like, well, I let the DOJ do them, we do us, blah, blah, blah.
But I was just sitting back thinking, like, don't, that's, that's the reason.
You all in the office for four years.
You could have actually prosecuted them, right?
Which, you didn't even did it way earlier, which could have made them stay out of the election all together.
Who knows?
But it just seems weird to go after, you know, Snoop and Nelly and, you know, the podcast bros for interviewing them.
But y'all don't got no smoke for Biden for staying in too long and Merrick Garland for not prosecuting?
Look, I don't love getting the smoke.
but I get it. I'll accept my part,
but I wish we focused much
more focus on the Democrats just fumbling
at every fucking turn
and hopefully fixing that. Because it
wouldn't have gotten to that point where he
could come to y'all if they would have did
their job. Thousand percent. You know what I'm saying?
So if you're going to be, you know, I just, I don't know.
It just feels strange. Am I tripping,
Chris? On which part?
Shouldn't Mary Garland
and have done his job
a little sooner? You're a liberal cuck. I would love
to hear your feedback on us.
Well, I say that with love.
To empower him.
Fuck you, too, but whatever.
What do you want to know?
What your thoughts are?
Answer my question first.
Then curse the Akasha.
Should, uh, should, uh, should, uh...
Merrick Galen should have prosecuted Trump earlier.
Yeah, I mean, I think it is easier to go after media people, sure, and, and, but, you know,
there are political considerations that come into stuff like that.
I can't sit.
And then Biden, for Biden to say after the fact, I should have hired somebody else as
attorney general because they would have.
actually went and prosecuted him.
It's like, come on, bro.
You don't play in our face like that.
You know what I mean?
Well, but that kind of ties in, all right, so if you take like the, uh,
Gazelle, or what's her name?
Zelle Maxwell, yeah.
Right, where they're saying she, she offered something to Biden and he turned it down.
And everyone's saying there's no way he would turn that down, right?
Politically, you wouldn't turn that down.
But on the other hand, the narrative has been like the Democrats fumble every political
opportunity they get and they don't know how to play hardball and they don't know how to like
Trudeau.
So then maybe she did offer.
it. But if she offered
and it was worth it, then
go after it. Because she has
ostensibly a lot to offer. She can
give you a ton of shit. So, yeah, we'll
let you out, but you got to give us something real. And then
we'll go after you. And it doesn't seem like they did. They didn't
release any list. They didn't release any. All the stuff
were accusing Trump of. I think Trump is
worse than what Biden was, but
it's not like they were doing a great job. No.
And Mayor Garland said he didn't want
to go after Trump because he didn't want to make it
political. But it's like if a
person was actually committing crimes, then
and I would expect the Attorney General to go after him.
So when he says things like he didn't want to
because he didn't want to make it political,
it kind of makes you think like,
well, damn, maybe it was nothing there.
And if you would have went after him,
then it would have just been political.
You know what I mean?
The only pushback I give is the Supreme Court is so conservative
or they would have gotten him out of whatever jam.
But the law is the law.
I still feel like, you know,
if there's an actual threat to democracy,
if there's an actual threat to the Constitution,
you should pursue it.
And it just seems weird that Merrick Garland gets no
at least Biden gets some smoke from people
Merrick Garland gets no smoke
but you want to blame the celebrities
for performing at inauguration balls
and podcast hosts for interviewing them
that shit shouldn't even have got
to that point. It got to that point
because Merrick Garland didn't do his job.
What would you have had him done then?
Prosecute Trump earlier for the insurrection.
I also think the turning point was the
assassination attempt I think was momentum shift.
It was that moment. And that
was the only one of his rallies that got televised
by CNN. So that
moment that CNN put on TV. Also, I said
this on Patreon, but the idea that we didn't say anything
salacious to Trump, Alex looked
him dead in his face and goes, your ear looks great, by the way.
I mean, there's a strong
implication that maybe that wasn't a real
thing. I thought that the...
When you said that, I was like, God damn.
But people wanted, like, a tough question
to hold his feet to the fire.
I thought the immigration portion
did that very well, because
here's the thing, you're only going to hold some
these feet to the fire based off the things
that you care about. Because that's when the conversation
is better in an interview, right? Like, if I'm
holding your feet to the fire for some shit,
I don't even really believe in, it'll
be like, it'll come and go. It's like a fart.
You know what I mean? But for something I actually
believe in, if you go back and you watch that exchange,
him and Shots had over immigration
and, you know,
what we're actually seeing happen, people
that don't need to be deported, actually getting deported.
That was a good exchange. You know what I mean?
Yeah. And I, you know.
I'm calling them out for, like, dodging
the question and then he comes up with the whole
weave thing. He told you I'm weaving
what you're supposed to do when a man tells you he's weaving
you know what I'm saying? This is legitimately
so funny. I was going to say though I didn't
see cognitive decline there he was so sharp
he seemed incredibly aware
of everything. Yeah yeah what is
they're talking about physical decline more than cognitive
yeah and people point to this video of him
golfing and they're like watch him walk
his walk is terrible I'm like
he's almost 80 and he's
300 pounds bad shape like
he's actually for most 80 year olds he's
pretty good. It seems like he's walking fine. I don't know. Like, again, I see the bruise on his hands,
like the edema in his legs or whatever, but I kind of stroke. I will say, though, there is
something about this moment in time. I don't know if Trump does the whole four years. I don't
feel like he's going to do four years. Why? I don't know the reason why, but I had a theory,
and I still kind of hold on to this theory, and I still believe that there's like a coup going on
in the Republican Party.
It's a slow coup that he may not even be aware of,
but I do feel like, you know,
J.D. Vance is being propped up in a way,
and I do go back to when, you know,
J.D. Vance allegedly met with the Rupert Burdock and them,
and that was the first week that, that was the week that they said,
what did they say, they put in the Wall Street Journal
that Trump had wrote a letter to Epstein.
Oh, okay.
Right?
That was the same week?
It was the same week.
Yeah.
And then the next week is when Speaker Mike Johnson's,
Johnson said we're going to take a break
so the Epstein files can be
what bottom floor vote and then also
that week in the Wall Street Journal
it came out and they said that Trump
was in the Epstein file and he knew he was in the
Fstein file since May
so to me I felt like all of that
kept the conversation going. It threw
the ball in the air, you know what I mean?
But it's just like people have kind of moon
walked away from the Epstein thing
but I still feel like there's something
there with the Epstein thing man
Because the Epstein thing is the only issue that will make people to make the MAGA base not mad at other conservatives.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
Do you see Galane's speaking point, she said, that Trump wasn't in the Epstein file and was never a bad guy and all of that?
Yeah, I would say that too after you send me to a security, a prison that's less, that's not as dangerous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think every, yeah, anytime you're talking about the president and you're in jail, you're going to be like, no, president's not.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Yeah.
Also, who the fuck is she to decide who a good guy is?
The worst judge of character ever.
How the fuck out of here?
You're not a good judge of character.
You're garbage.
And she keeps framing everything as just massages.
Like, oh, he didn't get a massage.
Like, there was no, she acts like there was no, like, kid fucking...
Yeah, she's a legit pedophile.
Yeah.
Like, ideally you want a pedophile to be like, oh, this guy was super boring and lame, never diddled anyone.
He sucks.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what you wanted to say.
That guy sucks. If he says you're a great game, he's a fun time.
I will say that Trump has done a fantastic job of changing the narrative on the Epstein files.
He got that shit out, the news cycle, boy.
It took him a while, though.
It took him a while by his standards.
But really, it wasn't long at all.
It was like two or three weeks.
People are just completely, they stopped talking about it.
And it's so strange to me, because as you said earlier, whenever you say the truth about him, that's when he gets upset.
Why would they ever stop talking about the Fsteen fire?
Because they don't know what they're doing.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing, yeah.
We're never going to stop talking about it.
I think this guy on the list.
Do you think he fuck kids?
I don't know.
I think he's protecting pedophiles.
That is a good...
Either way, it's wrong.
Al thought a lot about how to say something that wouldn't piss off too many people, but still...
What's wrong with I?
I mean, I don't know. We don't know. I don't know.
But we know that there's something there.
That's why you investigated.
Yeah, let's see the list.
If there's nothing there, show us what's up.
If there was hundreds of women, I don't think Epstein was putting it all at work.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, no, but that's the point.
But that was the point.
Epstein was getting these young girls for some of the most powerful people in the world.
Yeah, I know.
But that's what I'm saying.
So by not putting out the files, you're protecting all those people.
But if he's a confident of a form, like, everyone's going to protect them.
Biden protected them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The U.S. government as an institution.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't give a fuck.
Who's on the list.
It all should burn down.
Everybody should get thrown under the bus.
And it would be great because now we can finally get rid of that.
old regime and move on with new pedophiles.
I was on board with everything till the last
two months. But that's probably going to happen.
Exactly. That's the government. That's just what happens.
It is, man. It really is.
So we never answered the question.
What? Do we think Trump's dying? Nobody?
I don't think he's dying. I'm going to be honest. I think he's going to live forever.
Damn. I don't think Trump ever dies.
I think he'll make it through this term. If I had a guess, I'm going to take the over.
I will take the over. Yeah, I'm not even, I'm not talking about, yeah, I don't.
Yeah, what do you think, Alex? I don't know.
It's hard. I think he died before.
Damn!
Yeah, I think he does.
Like this, that's bad.
That's a lot of IVs going in and out of his hands.
That's Adrenachrome.
That's a little kid's blood.
I'll live forever.
Or that.
You know what I hate, though?
That's a lot of in and out IVs, and so if he's getting that much IV used.
No, this is because he was a nurse.
Is that picture real?
Yeah.
There's no way that picture is real, and not one press person asking him,
by his hand? Because he
hires, I mean, he approves all the
press people who can ask him questions.
So they're not going to ask him anything that he won't like
as a name of a move from room. Even if you're a press person
that's hired by Trump, you
still want to ask the question.
You can't. You ask him anything he doesn't like.
You're out the room forever. For the rest
of his turn. That is the Trump move.
God, damn.
You can't even ask the press secretary when she's up on it?
Can't ask.
Anything they don't like. You know, somebody's people ask about
Epstein. I've been, I've seen some of these
presses with some of these people that bought up to
Epstein files. Somebody he sits in front
of has to ask him by his hand. They should ask him
about his health. You owe that
to the American people. You've got to ask him about his hand.
My other theory was that
Putin got to him after a
little handshake when they met in...
What was it? Australia? No.
He just gripped this up tight?
Damn. I probably put some
poison on it. Oh, shit. That's a Russian move. They'd be poisoning.
That's true. Why does Putin walk around
with his poop? Did we ever find out of?
Because they think he has cancer is what I've heard.
That's the theory that I've heard that he...
Like a colostomy bag?
No, that he goes and shits and then he has his personal security go and collect the fees.
He's put in a briefcase and fly back home.
But why?
Because you can tell...
Because you know about people's health by testing the poop.
Like, if you can collect it, then you can go through, run a whole profile on it.
You got to analyze every shit?
You got to me?
No, no.
No, no.
The U.S. government, if he's visiting in Alaska, he shits into an American bathroom in Alaska.
The U.S. government then could go in, collect his fees.
go through a stool sample, get a whole profile
on his health records, be like, oh, he's got this,
he's taking these supplements, because
he's got this illness, he's going to die in these
amount of days.
Or you could make a poison that's specific to his...
Wait, hold on.
Why do... They don't allow him to flush
the toilet? They're just like, you're not going to flush
the toilet. Yeah, that I'm saying. I'm glad he're Putin.
I'm flushing the fucking toilet.
Wait, who doesn't let him? He doesn't want the American government
to have his shit. It's not that...
But he just flushes the toilet. He doesn't...
The US government runs a pipe. I don't want the American
suicide worse?
The US government runs a pipe.
to collect his shit specifically. They say, yeah, Putin
use this bathroom. It's a part of a CIA.
The fuck are we even talking about? That's my boy. We overthrew
governments. Why do we not change a toilet
pipe? We tried to kill Fidel by making
his beard fall out. We tried to poison him with
the fucking lipstick. Okay, I'm going to be honest with you
when I'm on the couch with a bunch of comedians, I don't know when
y'all are being serious or funny. They're being
serious. They're being serious.
They think the U.S. government has a
whole Putin shit pipeline. They try to
put bombs on birds. Why would they not?
We're trillions of dollars. What are we
talking about? I really do want to know
why they, they said they collect his poop and urine.
Is there value to the U.S. government to know Putin's health profile?
So the ship, no matter how diluted it is in the war.
I think what Marcus said makes sense.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, why would it?
But how would they get his poop? Once Putin poops and then flushes, it goes into the
suicide. They would set up, they would set up a second pipe.
They would direct it to somewhere where they're collecting it, and then they'd run all the tests.
What would be the benefit of that, though?
Because then you get his whole health profile.
I don't believe this.
And if you believe that it's possible that you've gotten a tip from
an inside agent that says, yeah, he's sick, he's going to die
soon. You need to confirm that, so then
you're going to run a health profile on his stool to find out
that he's ill. So why he's not doing that to Trump when he's
another country, then? Is Trump collecting his own poop?
I'm almost certain they do. If he's ill, then they might be.
Maybe they took the piss out of that Russian girl's mouth.
Damn!
They hid her spit, like a wine tasting.
Damn. But like, remember during COVID, when Putin was sitting
hella far away from everybody? They thought it was because
he had some type of, like, potentially an autoimmune
disease, or he was comprehensive.
because he was undergoing cancer treatment.
And so all the pictures of him during COVID,
he's sitting super far away across the table.
Yeah, I mean, no, that's, Chris was saying that for a while.
Like, there was all these rumors about, I'm sorry, Chris, I don't want to put you up.
I don't know if you put your hands up like, no, no, he said it on brilliant.
And that doesn't check out.
Putin still looks a lot of well.
That rumor has been floating around about Putin for years.
They're not going to die.
Yeah, Trump will probably live forever.
I mean, the thing is, is Trump sick?
Yeah, probably.
Is he going to get the best medical attention?
That's what I'm saying, yes.
Known to mankind, definitely, so.
If Biden could finish his term, I'd think Trump would finish.
I've been waiting on Jerry Jones to die for about 15 years.
This guy being staged four cancer.
You met him.
Did you try to put any points?
I had to fucking giving you some points.
I told him, I said, yo, man, you got to get this shit together, man.
You know what I mean?
Because you want some bullshit.
And we've been out here rooting for you for a long motherfucking time.
And he said, yeah, man.
You know, he said, look, man, you said, you know, sometimes you zig when you should
zag, but you got his dig that way and zag that way.
And I'm like, okay, you know, the fuck is me.
talking. Like, he just, that was the
crazy part. He gave you the Trump
weed. That was some
ridiculous small talk that he didn't even have to do.
If you ever watch an interview with him, he answers every question
like that. I've been thinking he has dementia.
He's still alive and kicking. He just speaks in riddles.
He took a shot with us, though. Of course he did.
He's a fucking alcoholic.
Of course.
But you know he was surprised enough. I mean,
at his age, I'm like, day he still drink. He took
a shot and, like, some of that shit's built
on his shirt. He just kept a going on. He has this
Netflix documentary so he can remember the good days.
He's forgotten all that shit.
That shit is fire, though.
I'm not watching it.
You should not.
Fuck that propaganda.
Fuck that propaganda.
That shit.
If that should make you proud to be a cowboy fan.
When he dies, I'll watch it.
I'm going to celebrate.
Listen, that shit makes you proud to be a cowboy fan.
I'm like, yo, I got to let my oldest daughter watch this so she understands why we became the way we became.
You need to know why your granddad tased somebody at MetLife Stadium on 9-11 at a cowboy game.
You need to know why your grandfather.
has a tattoo that says six-time Super Bowl champion,
even though we only won five.
You need to know why your father is a die-hard cowboy fan like his.
You need to know why they call your grandfather cowboy.
This is why these glory days.
Don't punish her because some good times that happened in the past.
He won't on one of these stories for the fest.
His dad cased the guy at MetLife stayed him on 9-11.
A Marine.
Why?
A Marine.
Break it down.
The Cowboys were playing.
playing the Jets and my dad
was there with his wife. It wasn't 9-11 though
because 9-11 was a Tuesday, so they weren't playing on a Tuesday.
No, no, no, no, no. 9-11 anniversary.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a 9-11 anniversary.
Well, you're knowing that as suspect.
You can't know that too much.
You're adding jet fuel.
You're adding jet fuel. You're adding jet fuel.
Every 9-11.com's this most beautiful Tuesday ever.
They always talk about it.
That's how I think I would know.
It was a 9-11 anniversary.
And my dad was there.
with his wife. I was in
the Jets owner suite. And they asked
me if I wanted my dad in here
with me and I said, no, he don't know how to act.
And so he was out there.
You were at Woody Johnson's suite?
I guess. Whatever you
have he owned it just for a while? Yeah, yeah, Johnson
and Johnson. That broke-ass vaccine.
That's really Woody Johnson? Yeah.
Oh, shit. That's Johnson and Johnson.
I didn't know that. Yeah. For Woody Johnson,
that is a double-dick name. That's fine.
That's wild. That's the greatest porn name ever.
But yeah, my dad. I don't know.
Dad just got into it.
Like he, because he was, you know, we grew up Jehovah Witness and everybody stood for the
anthem.
He didn't stand.
But also, he was a little older, so he didn't want to stand.
And when his wife got up to use the bathroom, the Marine was like, I'm not moving.
Because y'all didn't get up for the anthem.
My dad was like, man, get the fuck out the way.
You know what I'm saying?
Your dad is right.
And he was like, no, I'm not moving.
And so my dad tastes.
I think your dad was 100%.
You see right there.
Look, fan.
This shit was on the front page of the New York.
your post. Fan uses illegal taser
at Jets game. Can he read the first sentence?
Read the first sentence.
What year was this, by the way?
21st. Can you see it?
Damn, we had just started Breakfast Club.
Breakfast Club started in 2010.
So you're already making headlines.
Charlemagne McElvey isn't sure how his father got
any legal taser into MetLife Stadium
on the 10th anniversary.
It's a 10th anniversary, too.
Damn, I didn't realize it was the 10th anniversary.
Jesus Christ.
Sunday night. That's so funny.
Oh, you lied.
He said he was attacked by 4-5
Jets jerseys, no, he was attacked
about four or five Jets fans were having a Dallas jersey
on. You said it was about him being
a cowboy fan. It was because he sat
for the answer. Oh, time on, time on, time about. Believe that
because that was the truth.
This was, this one.
I was like, I never heard this very shit.
But no, he did,
he did get jumped, though.
There's a video. There's a video. There's a video. There's a video.
He did get jumped.
I'm not, I don't, I never saw this part, though.
I know you said it.
I'm joking for the pie.
We're joking for the pie.
Can we please keep it?
I don't care.
We joke for the pot.
No.
I'm like, when you say this shit, I'm like, damn, I never heard this bird.
I was always told that he wouldn't get up, but he did get jumped.
But it's Jet Stadium.
You got a Cowboys jersey on.
Of course they're going to heck with a fucking Cowboys.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hold on that.
This shit made Fox News?
I don't remember this shit now.
We lost that game, by the way.
I said, we like, I'm still a fan of.
You are, man. Come on. You're from Dallas, bro. Once the Cowboys, always a Cowboy.
How do you feel about him switching up of becoming a Chiefs?
I haven't become a real fan of anything.
You're a Chiefs fan. I'm honestly broken. What are you talking about?
And after, so that happened, the Cowboys have sucked. Then Luca got traded.
And then a week later, the Eagles won the Super Bowl. And I was with my wife and her whole family from Philly listening to that fucking fight song for three hours.
I truly, I'm like, I'm done with sports. God don't want me to be a sports fan.
You know, that bit. I don't remember paying that much in no bail, bro.
That's so low. That shit is.
crazy. I'm about to call my father. I'm like,
you owe me some money. But usually
you have to pay 10%, so maybe you pay
25. That was, why would they put that up there?
That was wild. See, this is the video.
Oh.
Where, is that your dad in the wear jersey?
No, my dad's actually on the ground. And so
my cousin's going to start, they all just going to start swinging.
That's no, that's fast value. That's right, baby.
Most corner South Carolina, they're just going to start swinging.
Oh.
You know, first they're trying to let them up, let them up.
But the fact is that despite very high security of these games,
they're dividing men and women in to different lines
and checking everybody's bags as you go in.
But somebody managed to get a taser gun.
You know how he got it in?
Because he didn't know he wasn't supposed to have it.
You got to tell me from the South.
Ocas, you know, you're from the fucking from Texas,
I know you're trying to rope me into this.
And can I be honest, I would normally have your back,
but I know you wouldn't have my back.
So you sit alone in it.
You sit in this corner.
I mean, how can I have your back for having a whole jet that runs into a building?
I'm talking about a fucking taser, Akash.
I'm talking about a simple taser.
How did they get the airplanes?
I don't have your back for the majority of the crime that I was in this country.
But listen, he had it on his side, and he just walked in.
He didn't know he wasn't supposed to have it.
You know that's how I used to shoplift?
I used to always shoplift by not concealing it.
I would walk in, pick up what I wanted, and just walk out.
Honestly, I've done that.
It's a good move.
I've eaten food in front of the cashier,
and I've been so casual about it.
They just don't say it.
You only look like you're stealing or doing something wrong
when you actually look like you're stealing and doing something wrong.
When you act like it, he had no idea he wasn't supposed to have it.
He walked right in with it, and they just let them in.
They got it had it, you know?
Who knows what would have happened?
Depends.
I don't know what the true story is.
They jumped him.
He definitely got jumped, but I don't know if it was before or after.
Here's what I would say to that Marine, though.
you fought for the right
for somebody to sit during this anthem. That's the freedom
you fought for it. So trying to do this
whole, you didn't stand that bothers me because I'm a Marine.
I get it, but you also fought
for his right to sit. That's what
makes this country great. Great point
and I want to talk about this
right. Y'all saw Trump sign
the executive order. That's some gay shit,
dude. If you burn the flag, you
get a year in jail. Now, I don't
agree with that. I believe in freedom of speech.
But I do find
it ironic that you would burn an American flag and then point to the Constitution as the
reason you can burn the American flag.
Why?
Because the American flag represents a symbol of freedom, right?
And it represents all of the things that are in the Constitution that you should actually
uphold, right, which is like freedom of speech.
So if you're burning the American flag, you're essentially saying, I don't fuck with
America.
So if you don't fuck with America, you shouldn't fuck with the Constitution or the democracy that comes
with it.
I think the message you're saying is, hey, you're not following.
the Constitution, and this is my
protest to you. So you don't burn the symbol
of freedom. If anything, you make that motherfucker
uphold what this flag stands
for. Yeah, it would be a stronger message if he
burned the MAGA hat or something like that.
Boom. There you go. That's not illegal.
Yeah.
But no, I was right. Burned the MAGA hat.
You don't burn a symbol of America.
What if you're against, in a different
situation, against a war or something?
I think that was where it originally
went up to. You protest a war.
Yeah. It just seems
weird to be in America
and be benefiting
from things like the Constitution
and using the Constitution in American democracy
to be able to burn the flag. You can't even do that in other
countries. No, it's amazing. But that's what...
I don't agree with it,
but you let them do it, and that's what
makes America great. Yeah. But could you say
the same with, like, freedom of speech? If you say,
you know, I hate the Constitution, it sucks,
and I hate the government, yada, yada. The Constitution
protects your right to say that.
That is the beauty of America.
That is the beauty of the Constitution. You've got
I let these guys burn the flags.
If you make it illegal, your pussy is fuck.
But what Mark said is also a huge contradiction.
Because if you believe in freedom of speech, how could you hate the Constitution?
Right.
I'm sure if you believe in your right, I'm saying if you believe in your right to bear arms, how could you hate the Constitution?
You have to point to the actual law in the Constitution that you hate and just say you hate that.
You know what I mean?
Like you don't just burn the whole thing.
It's like burning a bridge.
You don't burn a bridge unless you don't want to cross that bridge.
And I also wish flag burners had a little more nuance.
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
Make it make sense is what I'm saying.
I agree.
It doesn't really make sense.
I agree.
But that executive order is pussy as fuck.
Yeah.
And if you're going to talk about free speech,
defend it on both sides.
And a veteran burned a flag right in front of the White House and they arrested him.
Yeah.
The executive order is the guy.
The executive order is unconstitutional as fuck.
Also, he didn't get arrested because he burnt that flag.
He got arrested because he's in a national park and burned a flag.
and you can't start fires and parks.
Ah, I think I don't want a technicality.
Most people that are arrested for burning flags do get arrested on technicalities because
burning stuff in public.
Side of your hair is looking crazy right now, Miles.
You look good?
What's going on?
All right.
So let's ask you a question, Miles.
When it comes to the Constitution, which Trump's what?
Does Trump's executive order trump the Constitution or the Constitution
Trump's the Executive Board?
Constitution always trumps.
I'm sorry, legal president will trump his...
Now, the Supreme Court could...
Apparently, there's some old Supreme Court ruling that says flag burning is legal.
This Supreme Court could do their stupid thing and make it somehow illegal again.
They could make it illegal.
But I think it would, yeah, they could technically, yes.
But anybody supporting that executive order and talking about free speech is pussy as fuck.
Also, the executive order.
The executive order just didn't actually say, like, you go to jail for a year.
It's you're arrestable.
It's that the DOJ under Pam Bondi should look into flag burnings as a incitement
of rioting. And it's
basically like a small workaround
to try to get people arrested for it
or take their visas away if they're inciting
a riot. I mean
it's much more than a flag when you hear on a visa, it's pretty
crazy. That's crazy.
You should have the right to do
it, but it's crazy
shit to do it on. Like if you do that with
this administration, you are dying to go
to alligator. You're coming to my house and insulting
the food. You're already on.
Like, God. Damn. You got to burn the flag
from the place you came from and be like, no, I'm so
American.
I like what you said.
Burning the maga paraphernalia is more powerful to me.
Because that's what you're actually against.
You're against that administration because they're doing unconstitutional things,
like signing executive orders that, you know, takes away your right to burn a flag.
Which is under the free speech.
It's crazy.
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Oh, yo, can we talk about this?
Gavin Newsom.
I don't know if I like his politics.
I heard that shit he kept the vineyard open
during COVID, blah, blah, blah.
What he's doing, vibes-wise, is incredible.
Gavin Newsom has had some of the best media strategies.
I thought what he did was brilliant
when he launched the podcast with Marshaun Lynch
and the agent Doug called Politicking.
I thought that was great because Marshaun kept his boots on the ground.
And so Gavin was able to explain politics in a very digestible way.
And he was being honest for the most part about, you know, the mistakes that the party was making.
He was a lot more honest after they lost.
Yeah.
But he was still kind of being honest.
And Marchand was trying to tell him like, yo, everywhere I go, man, people are really trumped out.
Like, you know what I mean?
And Gavin couldn't understand it, but I think he understands now.
I didn't like his second part he did when he was trying to, you know, extend olive branches to the right.
I think that you should talk to people that you disagree with,
but he kind of was just like, like, sucking their dick a little bit.
Like, it wasn't no real pushback.
Yeah, it seems like he didn't want confrontation.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
He's setting up for a presidential run.
Yeah, but to Akasha's point,
I don't know how his politics in California are going to translate to a national level.
I think that once you start digging in his record and start seeing some of the things,
like, oh, y'all spent $24 million on homelessness, but homelessness got worse.
You know, when you start looking at, you know, things like the wildfires,
when you start thinking about crime, like there's a lot of things.
underneath the hood. Does that really a thing, though? Like, look at Trump's past. Like, he probably
is the worst ass out of everybody. Trump is, yeah, listen, man, I know y'all don't want to hear this.
Trump is one of the best to ever do it politically, bro. Like, nobody's going to be able to do what
Trump does. There will be chapters in history books dedicated to Trump. Yes, man. But if Dems
are smart, they'll take a play out of his book. So that's what I think he's doing.
So that's like, stop caring about what people bring up of the past and just bulldoze. They haven't
gotten there yet. You know, I do like this strategy that Gavin is doing. You know, it's called the
mirror effect you read the four y'all all read the 40 law of the power right law 44 is the mirror effect
i have not read it disarm and infuriate your opponent by mirroring doing everything they do saying
everything they say so it makes the hypocrisy on the right look ridiculous because now all of a sudden
they hate what gabins doing he's literally mimicking your guy yeah i love that but you know what i think
would have been even more powerful if all of the governors would have got together and said this is how
we're going to combat trump but they don't want to combat trump they want to win
They want to, and they're competing against each other now.
Exactly.
So Gavin's got a great strategy, but all of them should have been on this type of time.
But you know, the smartest thing I think he's doing is when, like, Ted Cruz or something will criticize crime in California.
He'll have some statistic about how California's murder rate is 10 times, like, lower than Texas or whatever.
He'll, like, pick perfect examples.
Yeah, but that's reading.
Yeah, we not, I mean, I like to read.
You like to read.
I think it'll work.
They're not reading all.
They don't want to read.
This shit works.
My issue with this is that, like, I like the pod that he's talking to people.
This, to me, just feels like it's, again, this fixation on Trump as a cultural moment trying to jump on to his wave.
And I'm like, we just want to get money out of politics.
Let's get health care going.
Let's try to stop funding foreign wars.
Can we just put policy forward instead of trying to, like, keep on doing the Trump thing?
Can I push back?
It's not sexy.
This is, and not even sexy.
This is funny.
And funny wins.
That's what Trump had right from the jump.
Funny wins.
This is funny.
But it's still funny.
to Trump. Trump is funny in his own right.
Yeah, but Trump out of here. He's apparently
dying, even though I don't think he ever. That's my point.
So, like, why are we doing this?
Like, I think Mark is right because what Democrats
haven't done is still showed us what is their identity.
What do you believe in? What is your policies?
How are you going to make my life better?
They're still Trump bad, Trump bad, Trump bad, Trump bad.
We know that already.
What are you going to do to make my life better, though?
I think this is the first step. And normally,
they do it very poorly. But this is funny enough
and making fun of him enough that I think it could work
and then he could do the policy shit after.
Because Republicans have no identity.
Republicans' policy is, Republicans' identity is whatever.
And this is effective, honestly.
It's MAGA now because MAGA's winning.
And then when the next guy wins, we're with them.
Let's just sneak in our shit very effectively and get done what we need to get done.
And so Democrats, no, neither side has an identity.
But you're not moving away from MAGA anytime soon.
That's why the Epstein Filed thing would have been so good
because now you got a chance to take MAGA out
and maybe bring it back to,
you know traditional
conservatism which people don't even believe
exist anymore and maybe it doesn't
I don't know but something that's
something that's a lot less maga
what is traditional conservatism
it used to be like a
conservative depends off ringer
Ronald Reagan yeah George Bush like it used to be
but what does that mean
Reaganomics I want you to have your
I want you to have your guns
we don't believe in a lot of regulation
you know
Reagan's less taxes like the worst thing the government
could ever say is
we're here to help.
Like that to me
kind of summarizes
like the 80s style
like Republican Party.
I agree with that actually.
But I still think
we want to give you more
so you don't need us.
But I feel Mag is on that wave now
they just like, hey we want all that
but we also want anybody against us
fuck them.
It's like I want to hurt people against us
and it's also government
stay out of my shit,
cut my taxes.
They haven't moved away
from small government at all.
Like they've expanded.
I'm kind of like that too.
I see where they're coming from.
I'm not saying it's right,
but I get it emotion.
But again, this is my issue with the Gavin thing.
It's like, again, it's just everything is Trump.
Like, I'm not voting for Trump.
I'm also going to not, I'm not going to vote for not Trump.
Like, I want to vote for a candidate that's going to, like, pull money out,
actually give me a foreign policy thing, not just be frozen on, like, the Middle East shit.
I don't think, I think he'll get there.
And I'm not saying I think he'd be good, but I think he'll get this.
I think he's not going to California, I heard him.
But then we have Mondani here in New York, and then he's putting policy forward.
So, the guy weaker than me.
It doesn't matter how strong he is physically.
but I'm just saying he's putting policy.
My man can't bench 135.
He need to ask him about this.
I don't even know if you could bench 135 to be honest.
What do you mean?
I can get up once.
Hey, look, I don't need this much help.
Hold on.
He can't bench.
Look at this.
Mary, Adam got help, though, a lot of help.
No, that's an assist.
Like, I mean, that's a heavy.
That's not even, bro.
That's not even a spot.
My man got two hands on the bar pulling up.
Deadlift for him.
I don't see Mary.
I got him doing much better, bro.
No, he got him on that.
You got my mind.
Just look at the speed of Eric Adams.
It's not even a question.
And look at Mdani.
Why does this matter?
This is exactly my point.
Zohran doesn't really talk about Trump unless Trump is shooting at him.
He's putting forward policy that is actually resonating with people.
And now he's like, why would he get on the bench, yo?
You know you're not strong.
You know you're not strong.
You know you're not strong.
I'm not sitting on that bench.
I'll tell you right now.
This is pandering.
He's pandering to the rough riders.
I bet you're Yanakas.
Is he ain't Yonka doing this shit?
Like, where's the fuck is he at doing this?
He's getting punged, bro.
I feel like he's getting punked a little bit.
This is pandering.
Like, this is, I don't know who he's paying.
I don't know where he's at doing this.
But to Alcass's point,
if you know you can't fucking bench press 135,
why you're out there, man,
in a suit.
They may be in a suit.
They may be able to do push-ups in the hood.
Do you remember that?
But Beaver got it.
But it felt like they were just punking him into doing it.
But you know the video would have been,
if he would have said like, nah, guys, I'm good.
Oh, I'm not he's so weak.
he's afraid to get on a bunch of them.
It would have been the same shit that you would have said something about it.
Say that and then keep lifting, get on the creatine, get on the peptides,
and come back in a month and knock that shit out the pipe.
I wish we had a betcha right now because I don't know how much.
I wouldn't get on the bench.
That's my whole point.
So you can't talk shit if you can't do it.
No, no, no.
That's my point.
Why are you getting on the bench?
That's my shit talk.
Sit your weak ass out on this one like I would.
He's shaking hands and kissing babies.
You can't be the mayor if you fold the peer pressure like this.
Yeah.
Is this folding the societal pressure?
You got a game?
Maybe. You know what I mean? Now he's your fiancé.
He didn't what. Now what, Alex.
I'm going to tell you what, though. He got a gauge
to the ball, but he ain't fully commit.
I'll tell you what, though. I think Mondani's
going to win. We have a bet
on this, $1,000. I think he's going to win. I think I'm going to
lose. And I think they want him to win.
Who?
Donald Trump is going
He's going to declare one. Every time somebody says,
National Guard is in New York immediately. Now all of
a sudden, New York is the worst crime city
in America. Oh, look what's happening
in New York. I mean, he's doing that now.
But once he wins, it's going to be even worse.
Yeah.
It's going to help Republicans a lot.
He really don't have no competition.
But why are the Dems against Mimdani?
Oh, because he's probably split.
Because he's the only person putting policy, people like it, and we came out to vote for him.
So why would they, the party not identify it?
Because of all his anti-Israel stances.
It's not.
That's literally what it is.
No, but he's not saying what's right or wrong.
He's saying why traditional Democrats are.
That's why they're against them. It was anti-HU. Democrats are
A-packed up. That's how they lost. They're for sale.
She also stands against the donor class that, like, the neo, like, libs are completely
getting funded by. So, like, it's antithetical to, like, their entire policy standpoint,
which is focusing on, like, all these social issues while they just keep all the rest of the shit going and keep getting paid.
There's propaganda crazy. And I'm sure, like, oh, if Mondani went, he's trying to pass legislation
to shut down synagogues or some shit like that. I was like, what are you even talking about?
The reason people like Mundani is one of the reasons that the Democrats are against Mondani.
When they asked them during that debate,
You know, you know, are you going to, what country are you going to visit?
You're going to visit Israel?
He's like, no, I'm focused on New York.
Fire.
They don't want to hear that shit.
Even though that was there, that's actually the correct answer.
There's also some of them that might know this is going to help MAGA and, like, help
Republicans a lot.
You think so.
I, like, I wonder if they know it and they're like, ah, this is like.
We're all just assuming, is weird.
Are we just assuming things get worse if he gets elected?
No, no, Trump is going to make it worse.
Or like he'll try.
It'll be utilized.
If y'all can't see that plate coming out.
know what he'll tell me what he's going to do you said national guard immediately he's
he's going to make it seem like new york is the worst crime capital in america just to put
the national vibe is fuck you yeah i know you're in the national vibe and we don't give a fuck you
you york is not going to do shit all right y'all ain't going to do shit y'all ain't going to do shit
y'all ain't going to do shit y'all ain't going to do shit no york is the only place that
love to scream where they're from like it's a superpower son like it can't
help them fight. I'm from Brooklyn.
You know how many people are going to be in their face of my dick?
So what? That's all you're going to say.
It's going to be a lot of sucking dick going up.
That's all you walk by the national guard saying suck my dick.
Yeah, yeah. Get in line, buddy.
All right.
What does the national guard do that we have to as people who live in New York?
I'm not even in New Yorker.
What do I have to do with the National Guard is here?
How does it change my life day today?
They're just on the corner?
Ask Chris, I don't know.
Chris, how does that change my life?
Because, okay, you send in the National Guard, who's fucking first?
I mean, I feel like since 9-11, there have been guys in fatigues.
automatic weapons in the...
I don't see that enough.
I feel comforted by that.
I don't think New York is going to do anything.
You see the subway station, the motherfuckers got there.
You're like, nothing is popping off.
Okay, well, listen, I don't know what Trump is going to do,
but when Mondani gets in the office,
Trump is going to make Mondani's life of living hell in the old city.
Yeah, he's just going to go through other politicians.
Like, the MTA is half owned by the state,
and he's going to go to the state and be like, shut anything down he's trying to do.
Let's stop his busway.
Like, he's just going to try to impede.
I like him.
I like him.
I love Monani.
So you're saying we should just bend over and just let.
No, no, no. I'm just giving you, I'm just giving you the example of what Trump won't let us do this.
Trump won't let us do that. And everything is going to be the exact same.
So worst case scenario, things are the exact same. And then he gets to blame Trump.
And the New Yorkers, who already don't like him, but can just be like, that's a national story.
You know, Trump is stopping X, Y, and Z from making a great city better.
That's on the public.
I'm on the side of Mumbani.
No, no, I'm saying what I think an easy play is for the Mumdani camp and Democrats if he wins.
Yeah, fair.
And Trump tries that shit.
When nobody's going to want to hear that, they want the reason.
that you said you was going to deliver.
They don't want to hear that such and such as keeping you from the room.
Well, then Trump might be doing him a favor in the long run.
That's what I'm saying.
What do you mean?
Because in reality, most of the initiatives, Mandami wants to take on, probably he couldn't
get through anyway.
Well, now he has a foil on why he couldn't get them through.
It is crazy watching y'all try to pronounce Mamdani.
It's really like just fucking insane.
What's the, Mundani, Mamdani, it's just, Mumdani.
Mundani and Madmani or whatever just happened?
Trying.
Mumdani.
You get the spirit.
I'm not angry.
I just need to say it.
I really just need to say it.
That's a good idea, Chris.
I like that.
That is true.
I can see that.
That's a much smarter than what I'm trying to say.
And Boudani is also a great communicator and he's great on social media.
So he's going to be able to get that message across two people.
I'm going to be honest with you, Mundani's messaging to me is like the clips rollout.
Fire?
But why is it fire?
Why was the clips rollout fire?
Because they generated publicity in a great way.
The songs that they released,
were perfect.
The podcast runs with the clips of taking the CILPS,
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They're delivered with a great out.
I agree, but you know we used to call that 10 years ago?
Just a rollout.
That's what you used to do.
You go to every radio station, go to every podcast,
you go sit down at every magazine,
you put out great singles to get everybody excited,
then you come out and sell some records.
Donnie is literally just talking to people and telling them
exactly what it is they need to hear and what it is they want.
Simple.
This city's too fucking expensive, man.
We need to make this city more afforded.
Who has the last person to do it well before?
Bernie.
Bernie.
Bernie was great.
Bernie.
Bernie was great.
Bernie.
And oh, I'm lying.
Trump.
Exactly.
It was Trump.
And Trump said it.
I won this election off one word, groceries.
You know what I mean?
Like, you literally speak to people's everyday issues.
We know what's going on.
in this country, bro. People want more money.
People want to feel safe. That's it.
Don't complicate it. Keep it simple.
That's what Mondani's doing. Mondani's
better social media than Bernie was.
Bernie was too old to really utilize it. He didn't,
he wasn't like that. And like you just said,
he's the best since Trump.
I got to follow Mondani. None of his shit comes across my
feed like that. Oh, he's
all over my feet. Yeah.
But he's great with it.
And now you see every politician
making the same type of videos as
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I don't know if he can pull it all back or it's already been approved and he has no ability to, but he, I imagine we'll attempt to, like, hinder the MTA and some other projects.
That's my biggest concern if he gets in.
It's not what he does, but it's what Trump does in reaction to it and then pulls funding and then, like, the MTA legit doesn't work.
I think they want him to win to scare the shit.
I think they want him to win to scare this shit out of the rest of America.
They're going to, to your point, Miles and Chris's point, or whoever said it,
they're going to stop all of this funding just to make New York look terrible.
All of a sudden, you're going to hear about all of these crime spikes in New York,
and they're going to send the National Guard,
and they're going to say, this is what your country would look like under a socialist.
Don't vote for people that have the same message.
If he cuts any funding, the people are going to know,
hey, this is Trump cutting the funding, and now we have an enemy to point out.
Democrats aren't smart enough to let people know.
He is, though. He's brown.
That's the thing.
He's smarter than all of them.
He is great at getting his messaging across.
I mean, all you got to do is say it.
Technically.
Even the way he's getting it across, like he has
boots on the ground.
He has people knocking on doors.
Like, he has a lot of people kind of judged.
You know why, because he used to be a rapper.
Yeah, that could be a lot.
That's true. Rappers are great messages.
He used to be a rapper.
I believe that.
You know that I promoted so.
Yeah.
But I think this election is going to be a lot closer than people are saying.
What, New York?
I bet he would, my bet was that he would not win and they would not allow him to win,
and that's why I bet Alex, but it's looking very, not good for me.
Who do you think is going to be against him for a second or for?
Well, I think a lot of Jewish voters are going to go with either Cuomo or Adams,
and I think a lot of black voters are going to go with Adams.
But that happened in the primary and look at the results.
Yeah.
Like, not as a primary.
I don't know how it could come down to whether it rains that day or it's cold.
I think.
But they're going to split the vote, I think.
I just can't believe Cuomo is not going to drop out.
If they drop out, it'll change everything.
But I think with both of them in, I just think it's going to split.
So Cuomo's not, I think going to, I think Cuomo won't drop out to hurt Mamdani.
I think the only reason Cuomo's saying in is so Mamdani doesn't win.
No, if Cuomo doesn't drop, he hurts Adams.
You think?
Yeah, hell yeah.
They split the boat.
They're getting the same people.
Silwa also hurts a little bit.
Who's Silwa?
That sounds like a year of sleep fighter.
He's the Republican running.
He's the Guardian Angel.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I think Mondani wins.
I do think it's going to be close.
I don't think it's going to be like what everybody thinks.
I think it's going to be a landslide, just like the primary.
And the algorithm got you gasped a little bit, bro.
I mean, no, I'm talking about actual numbers.
The primary is a landslide.
But he didn't have a lot of black voters during the primaries.
Indians showed up from him crazy.
Yeah, that's what we do.
She was a musloat.
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I meant landslide.
That was right.
It was so good.
I'm not.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
also want the trains. They like train.
They love trains. He's the train for.
All right.
Okay, so we got next.
Oh, man. What's up? Drake shit?
No. We got the Will Smith AI video.
Oh, buddy. Did you see this? Did you see these Will Smith concert videos?
No. That was fun.
So Will Smith was trying to put out a video to promote, like, how great his show is, and the video is clearly AI-generated fans.
He's on tour?
I guess it worked.
Yeah. I don't know. I didn't know.
I didn't know what was going on tour.
He's been trying to pretend he's still popping.
This is the saddest falloff in the history of the world name.
I don't think it's a falloff.
I just think that we don't want to hear Will Smith's music.
That's a fall.
No, we used to want to hear.
No, we didn't.
Come on.
Stop.
He didn't want to hear will music in 30 years.
Come on, guy.
You want him to act in movies.
That's right.
But, no, there was a time.
But that's why are you rapping again?
Also, let's just watch this video.
And let's just see how fucking embarrassing this is.
Okay.
It's truly, it's.
brutal, dude. Like, the signs that they
had, the people go, yeah, go ahead. Just look at the signs.
This looks legit.
This is not the AI generator one, is it?
This is a real video.
Just wait, just wait. No.
This might just be it. Because this looks good.
Okay, yeah, no, the rap is horrible. Click through a little bit.
I don't think this is the AI generator.
He's rapping about overcoming struggles, Akash.
What struggles?
You can't shit on.
His wife fucks his son's friends?
That's like that's like somebody giving you a Jesus pamphlet in the street.
You don't throw it away.
This is AI?
Yeah, this is AI.
Take us back to Bel Air.
Someone has a sign about how Will Smith helped him.
Oh yeah, you can make it.
Help me survive cancer.
Thanks.
I don't even know that song.
Can you go to some of the stills and pause the screen?
Joey, kill the music.
Why do y'all think this is AI?
Because if you go...
Because it's a thousand percent AI.
If you go to the skills.
Why do you think it's not AI?
Yeah, you gave me the sitcom dad disgusted look
Like you just called me with a cigarette
Look at the hands here
You can make it help me survive
You can make it
Help me say oh okay you can make it
Help me survive
You can make it help me survive cancer
Thanks Will
And then look at where his finger is
You see the distortion right there
And then the girl's hand he's holding
It's yeah
Why would he do this?
we've been asking
So it's the real pictures
in the fake pictures
No I think these are all fake pictures
Right here
That's AI too
Yeah
And the other one
Yeah it's already gotten to the point
Where it's really tough to tell
To be honestly
Like I see videos
Where the comments have no idea
It's AI
I think Matt Barnes
Posted an AI Gavin Newsom video
I'm fairly certain it was AI
But no comments said that
So either I'm wrong
Or everybody's fooled
What's the point of Will doing this
To make it seem like
He hasn't fallen off dramatically
I don't think Will Smith is...
I think when you're Will Smith, you don't ever fall off.
I think he's been falling off.
No, I don't think he's too much of an icon.
I don't think you fall off when you're Will Smith.
I think that there comes a period
where you're just not that white, hot, red hot person no more,
but you're still Will Smith.
A lot of times I'll just defer to you because you're smarter than me,
but this is, you're just so wrong.
I don't even know what to tell you.
Will Smith walked down the street right now,
Koch, you're asking for a picture.
I'm not as for me.
You're a promulgent.
But people would say, hey, that's Will Smith.
Well, mainly because I'm a comedian.
And he's, the guy got slapped a fucking guy who made a joke about him.
I was mildly disrespectful.
I've got nothing more respectful for Chris Rock.
But even that adds to the legendary resume at Will Smith.
If his wife actually got disrespected and if we didn't watch him on a conversation
talking about how she fucked her son's friend who had a drug to him.
I was actually saying legendary.
Yo, the meeting that came out of that were Will with the red eyes sitting in.
Like, legendary.
That's not good, though.
You never sat down with your wife
and had your wife have that conversation.
Correct. I don't think I'm a legend.
If that's what being a legend is, I'm not a legend.
He's describing.
He died together bad marriage for life.
That is a legendary sit down.
Y'all are talking.
That red table talk was so legendary
they don't even do it no more.
They said shut down the red table.
They couldn't top it.
They couldn't top it, bro.
They thought about that line.
before the thing and they were like we got it
bad marriage for life
this opening came out with
best selling New York Times
books after that
that was the beginning of the fall of
I think that was before this even came out
this was before the slap
when he said he would have sex and then throw up
you remember that
I remember he said he would have sex
and then throw up
I'm still getting a picture with Will Smith right now
he's still he's a legend
y'all talk about Woolflapper
Chris okay yeah that was fucked up
But what else happened that night?
He won a, what, Oscar?
Oscar.
He won an Oscar for best actor.
Yeah.
Like, the same night,
he assaulted somebody,
they didn't even kick him out the building.
They sat him back down.
Sat shit you back down,
you got a moment.
Like, come on, man,
Will's a legend, y'all.
He was a legend, bro.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's had about five or six different careers.
He's an icon.
Like, there's no such thing
that's falling off on your Will Smith.
Now, there might be things
you shouldn't be doing anymore.
Like rapping.
rapping yeah you know what i mean but he's not he didn't have fallen right off into the sunset he should
have done that if he wrote off into the sunset five years ago un fucking believable why is he
trying to do this thing where he's clinging on irrelevance i think his team around him is like
kind of how biding's people was around him how can will smith not be relevant do you mean his
wife no his team like his video people and all that stuff my videographer decides what i'm gonna
work no you're my fucking videographer go home yeah but he has to stay how can will smith not be
relevant it's will smith will smith there's not too many people in the world who get to the levels
of famous that will smith has gotten i understand what you're saying but if we're talking about gen z we're
talking about 18 year olds and they're like oh name your favorite actor you can have a favorite tv
you can be a legend and not be relevant as a matter of fact that's most legends
gen z is not the barometer for who's a legend no we didn't say he wasn't a legend but relevance
relevance is about here and now and most legends like denzel's not as relevant now as he was in the 90s
but he's a legend.
It doesn't matter.
And Denzel doesn't seem to chase the relevance.
Would you rather have immediate intensity or long-term consistency?
I agree with you.
That's not the point.
The point is, you can be a legend and still chase relevance in a way that is sad.
Because, again, being a legend means your argument is incredible.
See, that's you're changing your argument.
If you're saying he's chasing a relevance and it's making him look irrelevant, that's a different conversation.
It's making him look embarrassing.
Okay, all right.
That's a different conversation.
So who's a relevant legend right now?
Like, who's someone who's playing it the right way?
A relevant legend?
I think Denzel's doing great.
He does projects he wants to do.
He talks his shit the way he wants to, and then he gets out.
And he goes and does wrong way.
Well, he's doing what he wants to do.
Will don't have to rap?
Real don't want to do this.
We don't want to sit down at a red table and talk to his wife about the kid she fucked.
He knew the meme.
He knew the meme.
He doesn't have to do this.
You don't have to rap.
I'm sure he wants to be Mr. 4th of July again.
If his movies would still crack the way that they used to be.
There's a clip.
He used to.
I wish I sent it to the group of him on one of these actors roundtables.
And he goes, I got cheated on in high school.
And I realized the way I would never,
I decided the way I would never get cheated on again
is by being the biggest movie star in the world.
That's right.
And then I created this idea that as long as I was the most relevant person in the world,
I was lovable.
He hasn't fully shaken that, I don't think.
Also, he got cheated on again, so
What's his last movie?
What's his last movie?
It was bad boys, right?
Was Bad Boys his last movie?
You don't know.
Don't that say something?
No, I think it is.
I think it was bad boys.
A couple years ago.
And that did pretty good.
And this was after the slap.
What about the tennis one?
He won an Oscar for that.
Yeah, and after a bad boy's before it.
Oh, my better.
The bad boys movie was after the slap.
Right?
Yeah, it was bad boys.
That shit went number one.
That shit grossed like a couple hundred million dollars at the box office.
What?
It grossed a couple hundred million
at the box office.
Yes, how much they didn't do global
watching Joey Google is
kind of insuring.
It's like one hand, right?
It's like, how are you doing this?
It's so slow.
To not find shit.
One hand, Chris.
The film gross $405 million
on $100 million.
Damn.
Wow.
After the slap.
Yeah.
That's true.
You front-known big Willie, man.
Why I don't know?
Will is a legend.
I would take...
I was legend.
That's the name of the sequel to the movie.
I was legend.
Here's the thing about all of this.
The sequel, he goes.
he finds the people and they're all fucking his wife
God damn across
listen he's still his wife
yes god damn
salute to Jada Jada deserves respect
listen here's the thing
Will Smith
in order to be Will in all of the moments
now he got to edit it because y'all
no you don't know
the same way Will got to take his licks
you're going to take your licks
we're not going to AI laugh tracks
You have no AI laugh tracks
For that, okay?
Listen,
Will Smith, in order to be Will then,
you got to be him now.
No.
In order to do what?
No, you don't have to do the things that he's doing right now.
No, no, no, no.
I'm saying, okay, let's take a step back.
If you take a step back and somebody said,
okay, you can have a career like this,
but they show it through you all the way through,
all the way through,
from rapping with DJ Jazzy Jeff
to the sitcom with Fresh Friends
to all of the number one movies,
to the bestselling book,
to even now to slap, to ask all that.
You've got to take all of that.
You're taking that, bro.
As opposed to being whatever
red hot, relevant screamer there is right now.
Yeah, okay, but that doesn't make,
yeah, of course his career is better
than a guy who has 15 minutes of fame.
But that doesn't mean what's happening now
isn't embarrassing and tarnishing your legacy.
I don't think this is that embarrassed.
I've seen more embarrassing things.
I thought the slap was more embarrassing
because that was like, damn,
he cracked under pressure.
That was actually more scary than anything
because I'm like, this dude has had
the perfect career.
You get to the night you're supposed to get crowned and you snap.
You're acting like this is the only video.
Yeah, we have multiple clips that have gone crazy viral from brilliant idiots of you and Andrew mocking his music.
No, I said it was fire.
Nope, I said it was fire.
And you think people thought you were being serious?
Yeah, it was fire right now.
That shit was fire, right?
Can we play and give him?
And the other thing that y'all keep forgetting about, Will, he's got comedic chops too.
How you know he ain't doing this shit to make us laugh?
Because he's never been that.
I also don't think he did it.
It's his team, bro.
He has no idea that this happened, I think.
That's what I'm saying.
He got a team around him like Biden.
Biden didn't even know that he was seen out.
That's on him.
Dude, he's not 80 years old.
He's 50.
It's not on him.
He's not going to check every video that goes out.
He looks at it and goes, why the fuck do you post it?
He sold out of France.
Again, you guys are acting like this is the only video that's embarrassing.
There is a library of embarrassing Will Smith's video.
It's really.
Really not.
I think he also is so embarrassing.
I'm a Gemina.
I'm a Leo.
I'm a this.
That shit was whack.
I can't wrap about my rising signs and my fucking birthday plan.
No, you cannot.
No, you cannot.
No, you cannot.
That makes no sense.
No, why can't I do that?
Can you hit us with a rap about your rising.
What's your rising?
I'm a cancer who also identifies the...
I don't fucking know, man.
Why do you give up?
Because it sucked?
Because you realize I'm fucking embarrassed with us?
No, I don't know my rising sign.
I think it's cool.
Why?
You don't know your rising sign?
Because you're a man.
That rap was canceled.
And you don't know.
And you shouldn't know.
And that's fucking ridiculous if you do know.
I don't know my breath.
It's embarrassing to know that.
All I know is Will Smith is a legend.
I think that's true.
We agree with that.
Legend.
Icon living.
This man made getting jingy with it.
Absolutely.
Fire.
He should have stopped 10 years ago.
Yes.
By the way, I never liked Will Smith to rap.
I was a fresh friend friend.
I just want to throw that out of it.
So, listen, I was.
I was a Fresh Prince guy, okay?
I like the Fresh Prince.
I didn't like getting jiggy with it.
I didn't like Welcome to Miami.
Now, as I'm older, I appreciate these records because they have aged well.
But when they first came out, I'm like, what is this shit?
Like, I didn't want to hear that.
But Fresh Prince, Nightmare on My Street.
You know what I mean?
I think I can beat Mike Tyson.
But even these have aged very well, yo.
No, I love those songs.
The ones that went with the movies, like the Wild West shit with the movie.
That's part of the movie.
getting jiggy with it, fire.
Men in black is absolute heat.
Man in black, shit was kind of fire.
I loved fresh prints growing up.
This is heartbreaking.
I used to really look up to this guy.
I thought he could be president.
And why don't we ever give his Dalai Lama arc credit?
I call him the Willie Lama.
Because the Dalai Lama never watched his wife get fucked
and then talked about it on the internet.
I don't know if he, I don't know if that's what happened.
Find that Dalai Lama book about him and his wife fucking somebody else.
I don't think that happened.
It's called Bad Religion for Life.
Find that.
I don't think that happening, yo.
By the way, shout out to Will Smith, okay?
Here's another thing about that red table talk.
Here's another thing about that red table talk.
Women's empowerment.
Yeah, I'm sexist.
Women's empowerment.
Yuck.
But what's the empowerment?
I have married an empowered woman.
We're not together.
But the other thing, the whole point of that red table talk was them explaining and when you read their book.
They weren't together.
They were separated.
Then why you said,
bad marriage for life. We're separated.
They're still married. Yeah. They're still married. Why he's still married?
They're getting great points. He's winning right now.
They were separated. It's just like it's okay. He's making great individual points, but he keeps
denied the overall part that has gotten embarrassing. If August Alcina was older, yes.
And not his son's best friend and they didn't help him recover from a drug habit.
But you all wouldn't look at the same. Yeah, this all makes it worse. Yes.
If it was a random dude, that's whatever. If it wasn't her son's good friend who had a drug habit,
they helped him get sober and then she fucked him.
It would be a very different thing.
I'm with you, but that's still sexist.
Okay.
Because if it was an older guy sleeping with a younger woman, that would be wild.
Oh, I'm with you.
His daughter's friend, they recovered from a drug addiction, that'd be crazy.
It would be way worse.
It would be worse, actually, if a guy did it.
It would be way worse.
Put a bullet in his head.
That's a fucking monster.
It's a disgusting person.
I don't know if it's worse.
As a sexist, I feel like that's worse to do because women are inferior.
So it's like, you know what I'm the thing, man.
You know what I'm consistent is all I'm saying.
He was with Jada Pinkett Smith.
Why are we acting like Jada Pinkett Smith ain't classic, bro?
Jada Pinkett was so hot.
That's what I'm saying.
Somebody met her recently said beautiful.
Just still beautiful.
You should give her some props for giving out charity to August.
August came up to ask me.
But would we say this if Will was cracking a 22-year-old that was the friends?
Disgusting.
Yeah, I think when you're that old, yeah, I don't, yeah, Will's almost 60.
Come on, man, look at Jada, come on, man.
She's beautiful, man.
That's the double standard.
Yeah, Jada gets a bad rap, you.
Different world, Jada, unbelievable.
Jada gets a bad rap, man.
This Jason's lyric Jada, unbelievable.
Come on, man.
It didn't help when Jada kept...
Menace to society, Jada.
But she kept, like, saying how much she's still in love with Tupac and bringing him back up.
Why are you still talking about to X?
What's wrong with loving your friend?
They weren't...
Yeah, yeah.
No, you say X.
You know, but all...
We say X.
They never were together, according to them.
that's one of her best friends
that's what I'm saying
Al you love Weizie
no no no no no
yeah Miles now we're talking
me and Weezy have never taken a picture
like that
hold it up
Pull it up
Yes y'all have done some
Those two people are fucking
You and Weezy said y'all's going to have a baby
If y'all didn't find somebody
See why are you going to lie
Why are you going to lie? I would never say that
You ain't Al going to have a baby
I thought you said that you
Everything you can to not have a baby.
You and Wee look like a couple right here.
No, that's different.
We're not even touching.
There's no physical context.
There's no contact.
There's no contact.
Nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
We need better images.
But listen,
you and Weezy is a good, you and, why?
Our arms ain't even touch us.
How come?
Because you, y'all, y'all know that Jaden Will, I mean,
Jadian and Park got that picture out.
Y'all didn't want to do it like that.
Listen, you don't think that people.
There's a picture of you and Andrew.
Oh, right here.
And boom.
We still not touch.
Come on, man.
No physical contact.
The only reason
this doesn't look like y'all a couple
is because you look gay.
Oh, barely touch it.
No, y'all a couple, bro.
Barely.
These are different.
Nah, nah, nah, no, it's not.
This is friends.
No, it's not.
Yeah, we're talking to text.
Nah, bro.
I take pictures like that with fans.
I'm not putting my arm around you.
No.
There's no nothing.
Hey, if you want to touch me,
I ain't touching you.
That's you.
If I didn't love Weezy like a niece,
I would say, let's do a social experiment.
So I wouldn't do it
But that doesn't mean somebody else out there
Listen to me right now
I can't do it
Take these pictures
And post them online
And say do they look like a couple
And see what people say
Actually I can stand by that
And it's going to be
That one and the other one from the cookout
And not the gay one
That looks crazy
You're mad
You're just bad because I look good
No she looks like an executive
That just signed a new singer
from San Francisco
Okay
That doesn't look like a couple
The other one I can see
This one doesn't
This definitely
You know what this is given
If it's a couple
Looks like out on lover
You know what this is no
This one right here is given
We got two kids
It didn't work out
We used to hate each other
But now we're good co-parent
For the kids
But they're not fucking currently
That pock picture
Looks like they're fucking currently
And they have fucked
And she keeps talking about them
And Will was jealous of them for a reason
Shout out the man Dean Weezy
All I know is
Y'all look like a couple
In this picture
No, bro. No, bro. No, no, no. All I'm saying is a man and a woman can be best friends.
Yep. And just be friends.
But if Alex died, why would he be jealous of the friends?
Knock on, God forbid, whatever. If something happened to Alex, he passes away.
And then Mandy or Weezy gets married, keeps writing love letters to Alex.
We would all be like, yo, nothing happened. They were just friends? Or we'd be like, no, probably she was in love with him then and she's still in love with him.
No. Listen, first of all, let's think about how young they were when Pock got.
killed and how you probably never get over that type of grief. And if you read Jada's book,
they weren't even on the best of terms when he died. So that is even worse. That's even worse
that you're not on the best of terms of the person. And then that person passes. And you like,
damn, we could have got over that petty shit. So yes, I'm writing you mad letters. I'm telling the
world how much I love you because I hope wherever you are, you can hear me. She could just pray and
he'll hear just as much. She probably does that too. We didn't even know her fight until she told us.
Yeah.
Well, that's the beauty of books.
And now you,
and you know why they have such a close relationship.
We don't need to know.
I think that a person can be friends.
And we had,
when I asked Will on Breakfast Club,
was he ever at Tupac,
he was like,
of course.
That's fucking Tupac.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, dude,
Will was probably interacted to him.
All right, man.
What's the next man?
You know what I'm saying?
Tupac, you see him?
Hey, Tupac with the shirt off,
he looked good.
This guy is so crazy, man.
I have one question about Atlanta.
that I'm actually hoping you can answer.
Yes, niggas get fucked in Atlanta by the other niggas.
Hold on.
I was going to say.
We're not talking about Will Smith again.
What the hell, geez?
Oh, man.
Oh, come out.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
What was your question?
What's up with dudes wearing skirts?
I just answered your goddamn question.
They're not gay, though.
They're not gay.
This is just fashion.
Or maybe they're gay.
I don't know all the details.
I'm not into it.
They're happy that young thug is out.
All right.
You better cut it out.
I mean, no, Thug did wear a skirt, though.
He did wear a skirt.
I didn't say anything except I'm not into the fashion trend.
That's it.
I don't think it's gay as long as this is Glock 19 under there.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying?
You're talking about his penis?
Oh, it looks pretty long.
And by the way, in Atlanta for a moment, they was calling guns dicks.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, sticks.
Shit, that's a big difference.
Very different thing.
Those are very different things.
That's all stick talk.
Yo, shout out to the legend, Will Smith.
Shout out to the legend Jada Pinkett Smith.
Dick, okay, I don't know what the cops talking about.
Okay, the Smiths are legendary.
You hear me?
Yes.
All right, forever.
They're icons.
You can't fall off when you are icon.
You can annoy people because that's usually what happens, right?
You win so much that you, and you win so long that you just become annoying to people.
So we start.
He's been losing.
I know you're trying to do the Drake thing.
He hasn't been losing, you know.
Yeah.
Like, he hasn't been.
won an Oscar at a night he slapped somebody.
This has been the, this is literally Will's life.
Extreme high, extreme low.
You win the Oscar when you slap somebody.
After the slap, you put out a movie that does 400 million and people still act like
you fall off.
You come out, you drop some of the hottest freestyles of the year.
On purpose, on purpose, you're doing social experiments to be comedic, right, and to see if people
will fall for this shit that you're doing and you get crucified for it.
see the genius in what he's doing, bro.
You don't see the vision. You don't see the vision.
Why? Why are we? Why?
Al, Al probably sees the vision.
I mean, Mark, this too.
You know what's crazy about this picture?
This is a picture of Burning Man. That is Andrew Dove.
Who's that? Who's that?
Mark. I thought that was fucking Johnny Depp.
I know that's Alex. But that's you Mark for real.
Charlotte likes Mark, bro.
I love this.
I don't know. I don't know. The funny thing.
I pull high with black dude.
The crazy thing.
The craziest thing about this picture
is everybody in this picture looks like
more of a couple than Tupac and J.
the day. Exactly.
And his skirts. Y'all had laid his shirt. And your only
motherfucking skirts, man. How do
fuck y'all wearing skirts but just was judging
those young men in Atlanta? It's Burning Man.
I didn't wear no skirt at Burning Man.
Trust me. Nor did Andrew.
You didn't know of these photos.
You can be gay at Burning Man?
Yeah. It's not. It's actually
what they go there for. That's kind of the point.
So it's like you can be gay, but then when you leave
you're not. Nobody remembers this.
It's like Will Smith at a party.
All right, man.
All right, come on.
What's the shit?
As always, if you're flagering, you think we're flagrant.
Hey, what's the flyer?
Sorry, if you think you're flagging, you're probably right.
If you think Bill Smith is gay, you're even more right.
All right, y'all.
We'll see you all next week.