Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Coke Telling Employees to "Be Less White" is SUPER WHITE

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, and Mark discuss Tiger Wood's car crash, Andrew's run in with DJ Khaled, Coca Cola's horrible corporate training, The Bachelor, who deserves to be an NBA all-star and much, much more. INDULGE!

what up people shultzy here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to sign up to our patreon support the flagrancy support what we are doing completely uncensored flagrant content you go to patreon.com slash flagrant 2 with no more interruptions here is the exclusive clip man there's some coca-cola shit about not being white does anybody know what the fuck that is so i yeah i just saw this article on my way here in the uber god bless uber but they had some diversity training on linkedin and the idea is to help people be more open-minded or whatever but the branding of it was be less white. And what the fuck are you doing?

But what do they mean by that? What type of white? Don't be racist. Don't be this. They're saying like, hey, check your biases. But the way they branded it to try to be like funny, I guess, was be less white. Which is really ironic because your whole point is to tell people to be mindful of how they make others feel. So it's assuming white people are racist.

It doesn't. Are they attributing guess that bad qualities to whiteness i guess that sentence does but what they're trying they're just trying to make a joke about like hey sometimes as a majority you might be you know blind to certain things that you make minorities feel whatever i think that's what they were trying to do but the way they tried to be cute and funny about it which is a like a liberal trope also just be less white and it's like bruh what do you is you don't know though like i don't know if it's playful because it's coming from robin d'angelo but who's that that's the woman that wrote that wrote white fragility have you ever heard of this book i've heard the term but i don't know anything

it was like this book that like spurred a lot of like the woke movement yeah and basically the book is like if you're white you are inherently racist yeah it's like this short summary of it which like are we all inherently there's like debate to it but it's like yeah like you've benefited from racial society blah blah this whole nuance is benefiting from race racist but it's like you're complicit in racism if you don't fight against so are we all complicit in american american imperialism we're all imperialists we're all fucking shitting on poor people just because we live in america so even minorities here you should apologize everybody in but being complicit i don't need i don't know that makes you racist but that's what

she's in yeah robin d'angelo would say like but the fact that you're white in a white supremacist society. That's a fire name, son. Robin DiAngelo, bro. She got to sing or some shit. Is that her real name? Robin DiAngelo? It's a pseudonym, I think. That's fire, right?

It's got to be a pseudonym. Fuck yeah. Is she bad? I'd like to show her some white fragility. You know what I'm saying? You want to see some white fragility? White whatever. I'll show you some alt-right fragility.

Okay, go on. Basically, she's just like, being white in America, you've benefited from racism, and if you don't fight back against racism, you're racist and you're complicit. We did benefit from racism. I don't think anybody pushed back on that.

It's been lit. And I get... This sounds like some black fragility to me, bro. This is more black fragility. She was trying to Akash it. She was trying to Honda Accord it. Yeah. So she had a fantastic point. She was leaning in.

She's like, you guys are fragile. Just so white people are like, no, we're not. And then she'd be like, see? See how fragile y'all are? Watch, you get upset about this shit your friend that's a brilliant name for a book white people react she's basically white people react really badly to things and then she says some racist ass shit about white people and if they react badly she just goes to say see yeah this is brilliant yeah so that's the thing

she has some good points and like there's some interesting things to her argument, but the way it's branded is be less white. And then she is hired by Coke to give a diversity training. Right. And then it goes in and it goes, be less white. And so in her slideshow, it's like to be less white means to be less suppressive, less arrogant, less certain, less defensive, less ignorant. Like believe people, break solidarity. Yeah.

I guess Coke just hired her kind of ignorantly i guess like oh she's a big name let's throw some money at her yeah my issue isn't with coke if anything it's with her and to be honest it's just branding kind of to schultz's point you know what this shit is coke is tired of making them zero calorie drinks bro they trying to find tricky ways to take the calories out the drinks they know black people don't give a fuck about coke zero coke no splendor coke whatever black people just go let me get coca cola please son black people don't drink coke yeah they do they drink sprite dog white things bright white people go who owns sprite so i'm talking about coke we're talking about coke we talk about diet beverages you did coca--Cola is tired getting the fucking sugar out of these beverages for these white bitches.

Okay? Like me. I love a diet coke all night. I'm a white bitch. Me too. This is fire though, right? It's the best. I'm saying they're tired of it.

Like we're literally squeezing them every single day. Take the aspartame out. Bitches found out about aspartame, Coca-Cola over there in the lab. Like, oh my God. Are you killing us over here? You ever had a stevia soda? It sucked. Stevia.

They keep inventing new sugar. It's just sugar. Monk fruit. What the fuck is a monk fruit? That shit tastes sour. Really? I don't like a monk fruit. I had a friend of mine making a cereal out of monk fruit.

I said, I will not invest. I i will not invest i wouldn't do it but they keep on doing it because we keep on forcing them to get back in the lab because we found out you just giving us bullshit sugar that gives us cancer yo black people don't give a fuck about that black people don't do diet beverages am i wrong about that they don't but they thank you don't do coke say what they don't do coca-cola like black people do co Coca-Cola Black people don't drink Coca-Cola Not drink Coca-Cola Yes, you go and say Can I have a Pepsi?

You never said that in your whole life Yes, yes You never said that in your whole life No, I swear to God I don't drink soda I don't drink soda personally Black people will not drink the soda If it's not Pepsi

That is a lie All we have is coke That's wild Yo, I guarantee you That's wild Put this poll on your shit I guarantee you Black people do not drink Coca-Cola.

We don't fuck with Coca-Cola. I don't know why. Okay, you know how I know you're a fucking idiot? Where's Coca-Cola based? Black town? Atlanta. Black town. It don't matter.

Black town. I had nothing. I mean, low key, you kind of right though. But I wasn't right either. Atlanta. Chosen. And they don't fuck with Pepsi at all. Try to give Carlos Miller a Pepsi.

He'll throw that shit in your face. Throw it right in your face. I've seen them be like, fuck Pepsi. Who had the fucking Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial? They don't talk about northern blacks. Nah, bro. See how fucking all of a sudden I think he's Caribbean? No, you are fucking Dominican now, and you like your pexy.

We don't fuck with that Coca-Cola. We don't fuck with Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola sounds mad Spanish, though don't fuck with that Coca-Cola. We don't fuck with Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola sounds mad Spanish though, doesn't it? Coca-Cola. I just, I think that I'm on to something about they're tired of these white bitches and serving them these dietary beverages. Because it's too hard. Because white bitches do the Googling.

They find out about the fake sugar. They find out the fake sugar is even worse. White bitches be Googling, huh? They Google. They make some Googling ass bitches. You about to see that same training at the dairy farms all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because you got to stop smoking cigarettes stop smoking all these different tobaccos there are much better nicotine

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Oh, shit. You're about to see the same train at the dairy farms. Uh-huh. They're tired of this shit. Oat milk killing them. Almond milk killing them. You can't suck milk out of cows' titties and sell it no more. Do you use regular milk?

No. What am I, an animal? Nope. Mark? Mm-mm. Never. Thank you. They are dying right now because of these white bitches.

White bitches will put you out of business. They really will, dog. If they find out your shit is unhealthy or makes them slightly fat, game over for you, bro. Slightly fat is worse than anything. Slightly fat? My God, dog. Yo, that's a good answer.

Slightly fat is worse than cancer? Yeah, there's no slightly fat my god dog yo that's a good idea is worse than cancer yeah there's no slightly fat like porn category no no slightly fat like modeling things you know what i mean yo that's what your car is you got a slightly fat car i got a bbw i got a bbw i got a bbw your is almost in shape you like before you know it's a Honda Accord, you be like, yo, that's kind of fun. Oh, all right. They stepping it up.

They stepping it up. Yo, Honda really stepping that shit up. Yeah, then you find out my shit is a special edition, you're like, oh, fuck.

Oh, is your shit special, bro? Bro, so special. It's got Apple Play, bro. So special.

You got Apple Play? I got Apple Play. Damn, so my bad, yo. What you got? What you got holding your little fucking phone in your hand? Honestly,

I don't know. I would do a GPS right in my phone. I don't even like going into the dashboard with that shit. They got a dial on the dashboard that I got to hit some things with. Don't use it. My Bluetooth sometimes connects, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes I'm just in the car like this, like a Puerto Rican with a poop box. Yo, lean into it, though.

Don't let these Miami motherfuckers shame you son i feel good about my ex yo i'm coming through all right uh but yeah i think we got to the to the bottom of that coca-cola shit i think you were right though like i think coca-cola probably didn't do all the research hey she got a big name let's throw some money at her. She's the forefront in racial diversity education. And they're like, we'll just get the person that is the forefront. Yo, you want to know some real shit? This is...

Here we go. You know how you always hear people saying, this is why we need people of color in the decision-making positions in corporations. Right? If they had people of color in the decision making positions they would know who this bitch is also wait real quick robin d'angelo is a white woman wait what yeah oh my god oh my god i didn't know that i should have clarified son if she don't got the blackest fucking name,

Robin D'Angelo, bro. I know it's a fake ass name. That's the only way she can get away with that. Oh, Dolezal ass name. I know that shit. I sniffed that shit out. Yep. Fuck out of here, you black. That's why I asked first question.

Is that a real name? Is she just too black? Get a picture of her. Robin D'Angelo? Is this this skinny white bitch sometimes you see on Twitter popping up going viral every once in a while where she asks the people in the room like

That's Tommy Lahren. Nah. Nah. There's some white lady who's like how many people in this room that are white would give up their white skin

to be black? No one raised their hand? I know who you're talking about. Doctor some shit? Yeah. That's someone else though. Man. Yeah.

You don't raise your hand because that shit is a setup. Yeah. She also asking that shit in like a you know fucking what is it an auditorium like oh here go this bitch oh here we go this oat milk bitch right here this the reason we all drink oat milk that's fact googling ass bitch yeah i'm just saying you got to ask that question in different settings you can't use that as like your one

marker like all these fucking nerds in some like you know intellectual actually pseudo intellectual setting yeah like would you rather be white or would you rather be black or something like they don't want to say they'd rather be black yeah but they've never been like waiting six games to get on to a five on five and you keep getting skipped you know what i mean like you keep getting skipped over and over you keep going to every different team go yo, yo, you got five? And they're like, yeah, we're full. We're full. In that moment, you might feel different. In that moment, you feel. I'm going to trade this skin in a heartbeat. Say what?

I'm going to trade this skin in a heartbeat. Yeah. In that moment, I'd be on the team. To get some runs. I'm 6'2". I got bunnies. But this white skin is holding me back. I waited six games on a full court.

That's white fragility. That's white fragility. Yeah. On my behalf? Yeah, exactly. Damn. You're like, I'm so fragile as a white guy. If I ever play with black people and actually score, the whole team is so embarrassed.

Oh, they get crazy. They get so mad. Like you're a girl. Like you scored on a dude. They're like a fucking girl scored on him. Yep. Yep. I see you.

I see you, Akash. They get so mad, dog. Yo, what the fuck, son? But Akash, I got to give you credit. You're actually nicer. Than I look like mad, dog. Yo, what the fuck, son? But Akash, I got to give you credit. You're actually nicer. Than I look like I would be. You're not only nicer than you look like you would be, like you're good at basketball.

For someone who never plays basketball, like it's shocking how little you play basketball. It is shocking. I remember when we hooped, you were coordinated. It's not like, you know, there's certain people that are on your team, you're like, fuck. Yeah. We're going to have to play around him.

Al looking at Mark. Whoa, he's not. You know what I'm saying? Mark shoots a basketball like he's angry at the backboard doesn't he the first shot he hit in the backboard hard the shot put real talk who's been around that was when i first noticed mark's ass because he like pokes it out let's go bro let's go whoa we gotta yeah i box out i box out that's how you play that's where the bunnies are bro you know you're gonna miss you just start boxing out right when he shoots no because my strategy is okay i'm not gonna make it in the hoop but i can get it really close and that's the biggest thing to get it close isn't that the most soccer ass strategy bro he plays soccer with basketball rules

because isn't that soccer you just kick it at the goal uh it's more hockey hockey is you kind of shoot at the goal and then hold your goals yeah deflection or some shit i assume that's soccer too is that soccer a little bit no you're placing it with the finesse when you do a corner kick you actually placing it motherfuckers just be kicking they be kicking bro you know how you know they be kicking when they miss that shit goes so far away like i've never seen a soccer player miss close that's true right like they always kick it hard it goes a thousand feet into the stands and then they'd be like damn fake angry like that's not exactly what they knew was gonna fucking happen damn it nailed some lady in the stands knocked her out cold i can't wait till we get stands back for that reason, bro. We still have stands fans.

The stands are still there. So, Al, do you think we need diversity training on flagrant, too? No, absolutely. A hundred percent. Absolutely. And how should we like what? Who should we hire? I mean, should we hire Bobby D about all the Browns?

Because I don't know shit about them. Yeah. I'm good. You don't got to know the blacks. And then I know about the blacks. I don't know about the black. You don't know the blacks. I'm going to be honest.

This guy. Oh, white. My man is not white. Hold on. He not all right. He all white. He's a different kind of white guy. I'm a different. That's a different kind of white guy. I'm a different kind of white guy.

That's a different kind of white guy. You know what I'm saying? He be knowing shit. Yeah, but he knows more about every race outside of maybe black than you. Maybe black. I know just enough to make you think I know. You don't even know black people drink Coke, dumbass. Yeah, dummy.

Black people don't drink Coke. Idiot. Fucking Puerto Rican. It's fucking Puerto Rican over here, bro. Who speaks better Spanish? I never claimed to speak better Spanish. Okay, but isn't that a big part of your culture, the language? That's the way to kill a culture, take away the language.

Puerto Ricans. Maybe I should teach you a little bit about people. So fuck out of here. Don't disrespect me. Don't disrespect me. Fuck out of here. So I just found a quiz online. Who knows more about different kinds of Asians?

You or Schultz? All cultures, I give it to him yeah all right wait i just found a quiz that is uh how black are you okay all right this is great we gotta do this quiz it's got some questions all right start al his whole outfit by his, he pretty goddamn black. Dressed like Easter Sunday, baby. Shit. Fuck out of here. That's one point.

You look like a UPS driver on Easter Sunday. All right, let's go. All right, so the first question. This one is kind of easy, but here we go. Adjusting the finish. I'm going kind of easy, but here we go. Say it, Justin. I'm going to look good while I fail being black. All right. What do you call your mom's best friend?

Auntie, Miss, insert whatever her last name is, or by her first name? That's easy, yo. Why do you think it's Laura, bro? Yo, I don't know. It depends where you at. It depends where you at. You want to steal? I got this.

It's Miss. No. It's Auntie. Fuck, it's Auntie. It's Auntie. Yeah, it's Auntie. Auntie's the correct answer. All right, guys. You just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode.

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