Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Dave Chappelle claps back at Trans Community | Akaash Singh & Are You Garbage

Episode Date: October 29, 2021

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What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Uh, did you guys watch the Chappelle response? I did, yeah. Did you watch Chappelle's most recent response to all this shit? The one to the trans community, right?

He seems a little tuned up, to be honest with you. That guy's swirling his thoughts. Who's this Dave Chappelle, everybody? This story will not go away. Mark, you saw it? Yeah. So Dave Chappelle basically came out and responded to the trans employees who walked out. And I guess he was saying, which I didn't see this to be fair. The media was saying he refused to meet with the Netflix employees who wanted to meet with him.

And he was like, that's not true. They never asked me. Sure. I never got to him. I never. Yeah. He was like, I'll gladly meet with you guys. But I have a list of demands.

You got that? Yeah. All right. I got it. This is me normally, so I have patience with it. But I also see? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I got it. This is me normally so I have patience with it but I also see where Schultz is like, how do you not get it? Yeah.

Schultz Studios falling apart. Yeah, what's going on in this joint? I've never seen the mic like that. Is this bad? No, no. It just rests on your stomach like a fucking... This is the fattest you've ever been truly.

Yeah, it is. it is i wanted to sit in that chair you got me sitting in this thing i'm all yeah we should have trusted you yeah yeah this chair i don't know could handle it though because you've already broken one of these chairs i sat in that last time the green one or the pink one i sat in this one oh oh damn oh shit okay well listen start over yeah we'll restart if you to, we'll switch at some point. I'll have to piss eventually. He's fine. I'm great.

But Chappelle had a list of demands. He was like, look, I'll meet with the trans community, but I have a list of demands, which is a funny flip. One of them was you will meet at a time and place of my choosing. Which I wonder what he would choose. Which is hilarious. Buc-ee's or something? Yeah.

That's what I would choose. What would it be? That's not like. What does that even mean? I think he just felt like, I'm not going to go get summoned. Sure, that was... I think it was a big respect thing,

and I have that too. Like, you don't fucking tell me... That's like... I don't care if you're asking me to do something. Steve Chappelle's got a little bit of cash on him. He probably... He would probably want to do it... If I was him, I'd be like,

yo, let's do it at a... Let's do it in front of a live audience. So I can fucking own you. Yeah. And I can be like, you're not... Because one in front of a live audience so I can fucking own you. Yeah, hell with it. One, you're not going to be a good public speaker. Two, your ideas in theory, I get what you're saying, but it's like he's more practical. So he'll embarrass somebody publicly.

And he's just so fucking smart. There's a level of intelligence. And knows how to work a crowd. There's a big enough gap in intelligence that if you're right or wrong, you will win. It doesn't matter how wrong. If the gap is big enough.'s a college debate yeah like disprove like even if you're like shit mine's not the strongest let it poke holes and the smart defense attorney this fucking Ted's whatever his name is sandrews or whatever the fuck Sarandos Sarandos I

want to say Sandusky and I had to pull up. I had to pull up last second. Fame Netflix effect. Ted Sandusky. Hey, I'm a fucking emailing me. Suck my dick. Ted Sarandos is not smart enough to hang with Dave Chappelle in a debate. So the Netflix employees are not going to be able to do it. This guy's- Sure. Brennan said it well.

He said his brain belongs in the Smithsonian. So if he does live debate, there's no chance he wins. If I was him, I'd be like, let's do it live. Let's, you know- Let's do it live like fucking, what's his name? Bill O'Reilly? like let's do it live let's you know let's do it live like fucking what's his name Bill O'Reilly oh yeah I'll do it live yeah wait he said it should be in the Smithsonian that's when Neil Brennan said you said put Dave Chappelle's brain in the Smithsonian like it's a fucking marvel so you look the same as every other brand but like

do they put brains in the music yeah is, is that a thing? Right next to Fonzie's jacket? Yeah, that's a good ass point, man. That's a good ass point. You really saw through that. What brain is ever in a society? I just thought it sounded so good I bought in. I was like, this guy, man. You convinced me of his bullshit.

I was like, oh, maybe he is right. Fucking Mark's like, what brain? I'm like, yeah, I don't know anymore. I do think Netflix, last night I went home, I like opened up Netflix and the first thing at the top was his old documentary

so they're like doubling down they're like dude we're just pushing it we know it's hot so this is they just think you're a transphobe

they're like oh yeah based on your viewing history you don't like trans so there were two other demands you remember the second demand Mark maybe we can pull it up yeah I'll pull it up

the second one I think was well the third one you have to watch the whole special yeah you have to watch the whole special they'll watch the whole special

in its entirety thank you and the third one you have to admit Hannah Gatsby isn't funny which is again why he's the best at what he does

because to end it like that is perfect yeah I do you take it yeah I took it as like listen I'm serious but this like this is like the sugar that makes the medicine go down a little bit yes or do you take it, yeah, I took it as like, listen, I'm serious, but this is like the sugar that makes the medicine go down a little bit. Yes.

Or do you think, it was clearly a shot at them, too. And it was a shot at Hannah, because I think she said she had a partially stunted worldview or something like that, and she went at him pretty hard. Sure. So he was just like, one little bang, there you go. So I got you, and it ends everything on a nice, funny note. And yeah, the sugar that makes the medicine go down i thought what do you think overall of the whole

thing i said my thoughts in the group text but i'll say them again here i don't know i do think i get but it is like i do think i both sides have a point to an extent it's like he has spent what three specials now yeah harping on the same topic and I'm like I also as a comedian and a huge fan of him I'm like I want to see I do I want to see this put to rest

yeah I want to see something else I want to see the five year gap and then he comes back with fucking heat yeah you're like one of the best storytellers

he's released like what like four specials in like four or whatever it is three years or whatever it is it's like I would like to see something else

but I do get that it's like that's a big part of his life they're coming at him publicly they're dragging him publicly and he's like yeah i this is what i do i have a public forum to discuss this so i'm going to yeah i think it's like six specials in four years something crazy yeah yeah that's insane uh mark what do you think yeah i mean it's sort of the same thing where i'm like okay i like that he's trying to put this to rest, and ideally he moves on. I also trust that he's savvy enough to know what he's doing.

I agree, for sure. Where I'm like, I view it from my perspective as like, okay, he's sort of upset that his thing is getting pulled out of film festivals, but it's also getting screened at literally arenas. Sure. So I'm like, if you look at the bare bones of it, it seems like it's kind of like a dramatization of what's going on. It's marketing at the end of the day.

His tide's going up at this point. That's exactly my point. So it feels like marketing, which is fine, because that's what he's supposed to do is market his shit. So as a fan, I get wrapped up in the marketing where I'm like, oh, yeah, this is great. Let's fucking go. But then if you step away, I'm sort of like, all right, I can. Millionaires complaining about their stuff getting put in a ruin

it's also like yeah you're like this is taken from me this is taken from me it's like you're what you have literally you can do

you can make anything you want and you'll make millions of dollars from it but I'm also a fan of Dave so I'm like I thought this was when we talked about the what was me is tough

I'm like I get it but here's the thing when you talk about how smart Chappelle is whether the saying makes sense or not put in the Smithsonian, his brain, I think he started using his brain to negotiate and market and make money.

Of course. In the past, I thought the Netflix give me the rights to my show back to MTV and Viacom was a brilliant, like, that's the only way you can win in that negotiation is you get the people completely on your side. And he's doing that again. And he's doing it again with, I have this documentary that nobody wants me to air. I guarantee you, every network will take Dave Chappelle's thing. But in the meantime, it's forbidden. Hey guys,

let's sell tickets to an arena tour. He's going to make $10 million off that tour easy, just filming a movie and then coming out and saying some shit and then he's gonna get it to netflix and then he's gonna make another however many million dollars it's so very smart fucking smart dude i was impressed just off rip with the way he did the whole thing nobody can package anything like chapelle sure it's incredible that was my thought this is the greatest marketing i've i've ever seen one person do for two different projects six months apart it's fucking unreal yeah yeah What's up guys. We're going to take a break from this exclusive Patreon clip to tell you guys about

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back to the show. Had you ever seen a Lunchable until 5th grade? No, my mom never bought them. Lunchables are such trash. That's a trash food. I'll walk out of here right now. Buddy, there's not a single good Lunchable in history. I never fucking... Maybe Lunchable technology has advanced,

but when it was cheese and crackers and fucking bologna... What's wrong with that? Eat my dick. Yeah. Slotted Capri Sun in there, that's clean living. There's way better options. That's not even clean living, buddy. That's trash for trash.

Yeah. None of that is good. Yeah. And you'll agree, dessert is not a mini crunch bar. You know what I mean? Well, I'm a big fan of the crunch bars. That is not even clean living, buddy. That's trash for trash. Yeah. None of that is good. Yeah. And you'll agree dessert is not a mini crunch bar. You know what I mean? Well, I'm a big fan of the crunch bars. That is not dessert. Yeah, mini crunch bar?

Eat my dick. I'm telling you, none of that is good. Bologna and bread is poor. Still better than bologna and a cracker. It just is. Get an actual bologna sandwich. He's got points. Kid's got points.

And you're paying more for the lunch. And you're putting together like an asshole. Yeah. You do nothing. No mom and son. It's the deconstructing. Making his lunch. That's what they're doing in the fancy lunchable. And you're putting together like an asshole. Yeah, you do nothing. No mom and son. That's what they're doing in the fancy restaurants now. They were ahead of their time. The pizza was shit.

I used to pretend. I used to convince myself it was good. It's terrible sauce, cold, frozen cheese. What are you eating? You're eating nothing. What's a good lunchable, Miles? I was going to say the pizza. No way it's garbage it had a novel for a second I just like garbage I like taking the pizza sauce and just getting the hole in

it and just wow that is garbage and I judge that who's this pose how did you get me that's nuts do you ever a cool black guy there a minute ago. What's going on? Literally the exact opposite. Could not be more opposite. He looks like a clerk at Bucky's, dude. See, literally his first contribution to the power was, I like to slurp the tomato sauce out of the hole.

I love the honesty, though. That's fantastic. I like a cold can of spaghetti. Dude, I took a megabus one time, and it's like, you know when you sit down, you're looking for like, you're doing the math, and as you walk back, you're like, oh, I could sit here, and that, you know. Yeah. Hoping nobody sits next to you.

Hoping nobody sits, and if you see somebody, you're like, do I hedge my bets and sit with them, or what do you do? So I see this tiny little Asian girl, and I'm like, perfect. She's not going to be like, it's not like I'm sitting next to Foley, they're falling into my seat. little Asian girl. I'm like, perfect. She's not going to be like, it's not like I'm sitting next to Foley. They're falling into my seat. Tiny little girl. She has headphones in mind in her own business.

I go, can I sit there? So I sit down next to her. Dude, we pull out of the parking lot. She pulls out like 40 fucking ketchup packets. Oh my God. Wait, just eating the packets? I was like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Just sucking packets. That's Miles' dream. There might have been some crackers and stuff, but it was just, I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Just sucking packets. That's Miles' dream. There might have been some crackers and stuff, but it was just, it was a lot of condiments. And I was like, this is going to go well. Still talk to her? What's the deal? That's the craziest shit I've ever heard of in my life. It was nuts.

I had another guy took his shirt off just right next to me. You didn't ask him to put it on? Dude, a guy with the confidence to take his shirt off, it's not like he's not like, well, what if somebody asked me to put it back on? He's living in his own reality. That's true. That well, what if somebody asked me to put it back on? He's living in his own reality. That's true. That's an invitation to somebody tell me to put my fucking shirt on. When did you stop taking the Megabus?

As soon as I could, I was Amtrak. Yeah. Oh, Amtrak. I still don't. I mean, Amtrak's one thing. I mean. Amtrak's like $400. Amtrak up until D.C., from New York to D.C. is class.

And then the second you go south of D.C. The long hauls are tough. Bro, I saw a guy, I swear to God, like New York to DC, is class, and then the second you go south of DC, bro, I saw a guy, I swear to God, like three years ago, maybe, get on an Amtrak and pull out a fucking Sony Discman. Remember the 1990s CD player that's got 10 seconds anti-skip? He had that shit duct-taped

hard as fuck, and I was like, this is a guy I gotta be nice to, because he will kill me for meth money. Yeah, the buses are something else. I haven't taken a bus in years, years, years. Now you whip it. Now I'll drive or fly. Does anybody in here still own any DVDs? I don't. That's because I moved a bunch.

But I don't, yeah. I don't think he'd ever purchased a DVD. Miles, maybe. Miles, did you maybe? Mark is 27, yo. He's 18 years younger than you. I'm 27. He's 25. Mark is 18 years younger than you. I'm 27. He's 25. Mark is 20 years younger than you, Colton. Wow, really?

He looks old as fuck, right? You could not be my dad. Look at you. You could never fuck my mom. My mom would never bang you. My dad's a nice guy. Jeez. Mark is 25, 20 years younger than you.

That's crazy. I know, because he looks old as shit. Miles is 27. Where are you from, Miles? Sarasota, Florida. They're both Florida boys. They went to college together. Miles is here because Mark put him on very early with the YouTube thing.

Before it was Netflix. Miles started doing graphics. Then for Netflix, he fucking killed himself. Yeah, okay. Well, that was a fucking great job. Thank you. Wow, that was fantastic. He did all the graphics.

Every graphic you see, that's Miles. Holy shit. Fantastic work. And every word you read, that was a fucking great job. Thank you. Wow, that was fantastic. I did all the graphics. Every graphic you see, that's Miles. Holy shit. Fantastic work. And every word you read, that's Andrew. No, these guys fucking killed it. And now they're here, and we're happy to have them, but I judged the fuck out of the Lunchables thing, man. Yeah, my dad still has DVDs.

Yeah, that's a big dad thing still. I still got a couple floating around, I'm sure. What DVDs you got in the collection? What do you got? There was an anchorman floating. There's like some, you know, when you move, you're just like, I just take this box of stuff with me. Girls Gone Wild.

You got a Girls Gone Wild. I wish I had a Girls Gone Wild. Those were never had never had never had the balls to pull the trigger on that or a credit card. Same. I couldn't use my mom's credit card. You just jerk off to the commercial oh yeah i did that for sure i'm not an asshole you know what i mean

trying to beat the clock that's like the hurt locker yeah i got that big suit on waddling to the bathroom cut the red wire oh my god that's what you had to do back in the day yeah you had that or blurry porn on blurry porn i would even you know fucking music video got it got me in the mood i would go out you kids don't even know yeah you don't even know no i don't when was the first time you saw a boob well the first porn you watched was on the internet right yeah yeah they've never seen not porn porn that's fucking you know what You know what I mean? Yeah. Wow. That's nuts.

It was brutal. Just walking around raging hard on it. Something you could swing from. You had to watch it with like four other guys in a room and everybody casually excused themselves to the bathroom. Yeah. We would steal my friend's dad's porn. Lust at Sea. Never had to do any of that.

Lust at Sea? It was called Lust at Sea. I still try to find it every now and then. Dude, just take a walk down memory lane. Wasn't Al Pacino in that? I bet way more dads watch porn now because it's accessible. Before, you had to have the fucking tape as evidence. Sure, of course.

My dad got busted. My dad ruined like four laptops because they didn't know what they were doing. And you always got to look the other way. I don't know what happened. Like 15 years ago, hey, pop-ups keep coming out. What are you looking at? Hey, Facebook. You're over there slapping it before work.

We know what's going on. You never had to do any of that. No, I never had to work for it. Just sit down, turn the computer on. I never had a group Viewing experience Like I hear always Come over

What are you doing later Get these TVs Working here right It's actually pretty erotic I brought Lost at Sea with me You're not missing out I'll tell you that right now You remember that right

You're old enough To remember that That's the first time I watched a porn Some friends showed it to you That's how every kid Saw porn for the first time I assume

I didn't mind it It was fine with me It was the internet version I had a buddy come over To my house And and he goes, yo, I found this website. You got to check it out. And my parents don't understand technology at the time, so they put the computer in my room at like a young age. Holy shit.

It's like keys to the castle. And my older friend comes over. He's like two or three years older than me. He comes over, types in like- Goddamn older kids. And he just knows, oh, you have a porn machine. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know how we felt when Trump had the nuclear codes codes that's how I would feel with you and the fucking just all the porn you want to see at age two keys yeah turn your key yeah long story short he goes on puts on porn on the computer I go whoa I remember what website it was hot babes calm right up the middle. No guessing what that is. Such a 10-year-old porn site. HotBabes.org. I want to see some hot babes. Where would I go? Boobs.org. My mom comes home,

catches both of us, and I sit there and go, and he just runs under my mom. She's got her arm in the doorway. He runs under it, and we don't see him for two weeks. That's great. Hey, I respect it, though.

He was jerking off for two weeks. That's great. Must have been really hot babes. Yeah, those babes are hot. See, that's crazy to me. Dude, I would print out. I would go to, like, freeones.com was the big one where you could, like, find it. That was, like, the first, like, real database where you could, like, type in a name.

There was just thousands of names. And we would print out. We'd go over to, like, a buddy's house or whatever and, like, print out pictures. Yeah. That's what we would have of just, like, boobs. Dude, this is how old we are. Victoria's Secret magazine wasn't too bad, either. i saw a guy at the library printing out porn old guys do that a lot or do yeah here's what's crazy if you tell a kid that they'll be like you went to

the library that's the craziest part yeah what are you doing you doing that yeah exactly there was like for a long time there was a lot of signs in public libraries of like no porn allowed because old guys wouldn't know and they would think nobody would see them or could see their computer screen. Yeah. So there was like this there was this wave

of old dudes just watching porn in public libraries. I've also heard like porn just like hid in the woods. That was big. Yeah.

That was the first porn I saw was a magazine that someone found in the woods. It's an old porn tree. Talk about it like it's medieval times.

Yeah. That's how it felt. Well dude think about to a 25 year old kid who's had boobs in his phone for how long. Yeah. To be like it's medieval times. That's how it felt. Think about to a 25-year-old kid who's had boobs in his phone for how long? They'd be like, porn in the woods. It sounds like a Shel Silverstein book. It was like the end of Shawshank Redemption.

It's like Dr. Seuss. The giving tree. It was the end of Shawshank Redemption. Remember, he's like, go to the big oak tree. You'll find a rock that doesn't belong here. San Juan Tanea. I'm there with a hard-on. You'll find the Cherry Magazine under an oak here. San Juan Tanea. I'm there with a hard on. You'll find a cherry magazine under a big tree. That was very legal. What, San Juan Tanea?

San Juan Tanea, yeah. A rock that shouldn't be there. Yeah, we used to stack them out. Me and my boys stole tons of magazines from this magazine shop, stashed them all out in the woods, and then what always happened is one day you would go and they would just be gone. Somebody got them. Some greedy fuck, y'all. Yeah, somebody took them. I can out in the woods. And then what always happened is one day you would go and they would just be gone. Somebody got them.

Some greedy fuck, y'all. Yeah, somebody took them. I can't share the love. Jerking off to a magazine was tough. Tough. Yeah. Looking back on it now. You kids don't know how good you have it, I'm telling you.

Well, you're also in public. Like, I think jerking off outside is the hard part. You know what I mean? We took them home to the house. Yeah, you brought a page out or something. We did it in the woods. We're not cavemen. It was like a library.

Yeah, it was like that take a book, leave a book thing. I like that we thought that we were doing it out in the woods. I literally thought it was like you go to the woods, get your book, and jerk off in a leaf or something. We didn't have woods, so I kind of was with you, to be honest. I get that, though. Jerking off like Bear Grylls. Climb inside a moose. You got to recycle it, you know what I mean? You got toose. You got to recycle it.

You know what I mean? You got to drink it. You got to use every part of it. I'm drinking my own urine and jerking off. Oh, man. It's actually kind of hot.