Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Dave Chappelle Needs Patrice O'Neal

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, and AlexxMedia discuss Dave Chapelle being the GOAT of no accountability, Disney's Mandalorian firing Gina Carano, Bachelor's Chris Harrison canceled for not canceling Rachael, Cuomo and DeBlasio being the worst Italians in history, 6ix9ine and Meek Mill fake beef to save their careers, and much, much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

What's up everybody? Welcome to the old flagrant 2. Not the old old flagrant 2. This is like the first revision of flagrant 2. Yeah, you're right. Just the second draft. Exactly. Second draft flagrant 2 is your boy Schultz, the Akash Singh, Alex Media, the OGs. You know what I'm saying? The Varsity Squad. We're looking a little lean today. A little lean today. Corona busy feasting on the rest of the crew.

If you come to Miami, you got to be ready for that Rona. It's a guarantee. Guarantee. But you know what? Now we know we got antibodies and that shit works yo we we got antibodies that should work but corona is feasting on mark's flabby ass bro because you know what it is mark is doing that one meal a day shit what's it called oh mad oh mad he was oh he mad real bad right now let me tell you that one meal a day shit got his immune system trash i. I bet you. 100%.

Real man do two meals a day. I be drinking oat milk three times a day. I got a ginger shot, bro. I got everything. Are you doing it, boy? Get boy out here, bro. I be swimming in my pool. Nothing making me happier than Texasxas being frozen oh son yo but for real before we get to that we

just gotta say did uh you know we gotta wish best of luck to the people in our crew that are uh going through the rona fucking rona running it back on mark's ass right now. Rona was like, I ain't get enough. Daddy wants seconds. Bro, you know how Mark eats everybody's leftovers? That's how Rona treated Mark. Rona came over to Mark like this.

I'm hungry. Oh my god. Bro, I'm telling you. It's so great. I'm so happy it wasn't me this time. So good. I'm telling you Yeah it's so great I'm so happy it wasn't me this time I'm so happy I'm so happy Cause I got Rona the worst

So I'm like fuck I got the worst immune system But this motherfucker got it twice Pussy Pussy That's some soft ass shit You get Rona twice bro You got antibodies and your antibodies like no go away son imagine mark got like some real fucked up shit come on don't do that no if he got aids or something like that bro maybe that's why he

only had sex with one person his whole life, because he knew if he got AIDS, that shit would be ravaging his body right now. Ravaging it, bro. Miles. Yeah. Poor Miles, bro. Just broke into the crew. You know what I'm saying?

Just came on the first shoot. The crew broke him in too fast, bro. That's what it is. If you want to work for us, you got to get Rona, bro. that's what it is if you want to work for us you gotta get rona bro that's what it is bro simple as that now you can enjoy miami unless you mark and you get that shit guaranteed a third time 100 guarantee a little flamingo ass we're gonna make his little flamingo ass walk around with one of these little things. Little dainty ass immune system, paper mache immune system, bro.

Come on. We were all in all the same places. We all went to the same places, same dinner, same everything. Oh boy, he got got, huh? And Rona made a choice. Duck, duck, mark. That's what it was.

Happy Valentine's. Happy Valentine's, baby. Oh, my God. But in all seriousness, it is too funny, bro. It's so good. It's too funny because I don't know if we've properly explained how cavalier people are here about Corona. Like, people just accept that you're going to get Corona. It's crazy.

Like, I went to a gym today. Yeah. And we put on a mask as we were walking into the gym. And the guy goes, oh, no, we don't do that. What? What? He didn't say you don't have to. was like no we don't do that so wild like their policy was no mask that's so wild the gym like i should be able to protect myself yeah

there's got to be a happy medium right i love that everybody at the gym just get it so we could all work out in peace not have some shit covering our mass on the treadmill twice son herd immunity mark needs the herd bro mark got his immunity ain't heard he got that shit once already thanks bro dude real talk mark he he looks how do i say this he's a handsome guy he's fit do you know what i mean he's charming and fun but his immune system is like equivalent to his behavior on the internet does that make sense like he's a redditor inside he got 4chan immune system like you cough on mark it's. That motherfucker's an Iroquois. Yo, Mark got the immune system of someone who knows how to use every part of the buffalo. Real talk. Yo, Mark, it's okay.

Hopefully, you'll be back next week. Hopefully. Hopefully. He got it worse this time, too. Did he? He said, I talked to him today, He said he has no taste, no smell. And you know Mark always acts like he has nothing. So he's like, dude, I'm fine, bro.

And then I was like, no, for real, how are you? He's like, I'm not doing that great. It seems like we're being mean to our friend who has a potentially life-threatening illness right now. We are. But we are. But at the other point, you have to understand, Mark claims he's never been sick in his life. He actually claims that. It's insane. When we're on the

road and he's sniffling on us other shit, he claims he's not sick at all. The only Alex gets sick and the only I get sick, he doesn't get sick at all. He also been a Floridian this whole time about COVID. Remember when we went to eat in Kansas City? That motherfucker had his mask off the whole time we're eating as soon as we got in the restaurant mask off in an uber mask off on the plane mask off violent yep violent first time i

saw him on a plane he didn't have a mask anti-vax he don't want to get vaccinated he's gonna need the vaccine to keep getting it bro he's gonna get three four times and then he's just gonna fucking vaccinate me he needs the vaccine he needs a vaccine vaccine probably give it to him a third time but you know i mean he needs it damn bro or that motherfucker is perfectly fine and just wanted a deal yo if i find out that's the fucking case i'm gonna go through the roof. Because he's with Miles right now, and Miles has all the symptoms. Yeah.

Tested negative. Whoa. Really? So I checked in on Miles. He told me what he had, and I was like, you signed just like I signed it. You got that shit. Miles texts me today. He's like, yeah, I don't think we should tell people that we have Corona on the podcast. And I was like, you don't think that.

That's for you to think. You must have brain fog, bro. We telling. Oh, we telling, bro. We got to keep it open. Got to keep it honest. You know, this ain't a Netflix special. Your boys were rolling up during that Netflix special.

I even had people message me a couple times and be like, bro, I'm not going to lie. A couple of those episodes, I could tell you were going through it. I tell you, you were a little sick in a couple of those episodes. Anyway. Oh, man. Everybody had good Valentines? Yeah, I was moving. Yeah.

Akash officially moved down. Al officially fucked up. I was in the cold. I was in the cold. That sucked. Can you explain how you officially fucked up? I'd rather not. I'd rather not. We all get to go over how we fucked up Valentine's, bro.

It's still kind of a sore spot right at the moment. Al, listen. I almost fought two people. Okay, talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about it. That sounded more fun than mine. But I know this is on me this is my insecurity yeah i noticed something about myself after 37 years when i'm in

uncomfortable in an environment right like it's gonna be some shit we know him for 10 like when i don't know how to like operate an environment i don't know like the etiquette or the rules yes right if i'm in too fancy a place or like anytime i walk into like a fancy watch shop or some shit like that i don't know the names of these watches i'm capping bro yeah you know what i mean i just made money i'm trying to waste it new money so exactly my girl be throwing that shit to me when we go into the watch place like so what are you here to get and i'm like why are you doing that to me now all the pressure on me they're gonna know we're frauds they're gonna know we're frauds right so man so we're at um anytime i in one of these environments where i'm uncomfortable i assume everybody in that environment is trying

to fuck me over somehow yeah okay every interaction is trying to fuck me over right so earlier in the day we were at a watch shop we were at the automars watch shop whoa no no this is why it's always good to go to watch shops right they never got the good shit in there it's all sold out you can't get these watches so you just go in knowing what watch you want which they will never have you have to be on a list for years to get these fucking watches right you know they don't have it so you go in you're like hey do you have to be on a list for years to get these fucking watches right you know they don't have it so you go in you're like hey do you have the uh the royal oak they're like ah we don't have any and i'm like ah damn i was about to oh that's a ill flex that's the exact you say whatever they'll never have it in especially a place like ap and if they do have it in it goes to somebody

else you'll never be forced to buy ah because everybody on the list so in the end my man i think he took a little jab at me because i had on my rolly right which is my girl's rolly that i just wear because he don't know that you know you got he said this to me he goes oh i see you got the sub right there that's uh yeah that's a nice little watch he put like little in or something like that it was he went at right so my defenses are up and i'm like okay is this i'm not gonna have to start out like a thing here like what's going on like my girl's right next to me like but here's the thing i don't know the name of any of the watches in the store.

I'm literally Googling what watch I want on my phone as we're walking into the AP store. We're in the AP store, and they're like, which one are you looking for? And my phone is still on, but I don't notice. And I'm looking at the guy, and my phone comes down, and he sees that I'm Googling what type of watch. And then he points at my stupid phone. And he goes, oh, yeah, the Royal Oak one. Yeah, we don't have any in there. That's good.

The Google says, what is the name of the steel Audemars, PJ, whatever the fuck it is? I'm capping. I'm capping. Who cares, though? I don't care. Yeah. I don't care. I'm saying why you care when you walk in.

You don't have to know nothing. When I don't know the etiquette. Let me tell you something. Bruh? Let me tell you something. You walk in that store and you don't know nothing, that lets people know you making money on your own. You're not old money. You're right.

Listen, I'm new money, and I'm proud of it. Yeah. But I'll be honest honest i don't come from nothing i'd be lying if i said i did i was all right growing up everything was cool so you weren't doing like all the mars though no no no no no no no no it's different I'm still not I'm still not right I'm still not if you're walking into a store you're doing it you're prepared bro now you're gonna get one

I was not prepared I didn't know the name of the fucking thing I'm calling it before you're 38 you're gonna have the illest Audemars or what's the other one the super expensive one Patek yeah he's gonna have a Patek Hub i apparently he's not that great of a watch oh really oh shit my cousin's a big watch guy excuse me he got the rollies yeah listen we got rollies out here bro it's not an andrew be gifting rollies

but he don't get one for himself listen my i gifted this shit to my girl y'all want to know how cheap chelsea is i'm gonna tell y'all this is sir cap a lot ready here we go i give this shit to my girl right she's not wearing it that much right and then we find out there's a way within the watch oh shit right to like hide a link oh without taking out the link and i said hold up add that like stretch it out a little bit more and the reason you can do that is because these watches are supposed to be worn while you're uh scuba diving so i think they let you extend the size of it so you can fit over a wetsuit yep by the way this is how much i cap we're shooting this thing for culprit the underwear thing over the weekend and um my dumb ass is wearing a rolex submariner right i ask these motherfuckers before i hop on the jet ski i go guys oh my god come on i know that i go guys come on i go guys can i get

this thing wet oh my god and i just hear miles go sheepishly like he wasn't even trying to make me look stupid he felt bad for me. Yeah, Miles is a sweetheart. He goes, it's called a submarine. It's got submarine in the fucking title. The title has submarine in it. So your boy's capping, okay? Yeah.

It's what it is. It's what you got to do, bro. Come on. Anyway, so we be sharing this shit. I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? That's what you got to do, bro. I wish my girl had the same size shoes as me, but I don't, but I do.

Like, I don't want her physically to have that big feet. Right. But I would love to share some kicks. 100%. You know what you're getting into? You're getting into the sneaker game for rich people. This is the watch game. The watch game is like sneaker game for like really rich people.

We're not fucking around. But you know what I realized about the watch game is if you got money and you buy the fancy watches, you don't lose money. You just make money. Why? Because it appreciates in value? Yeah. So it's like even this watch right here, apparently apparently it's so hard to get it's so limited shout to justin by the way justin hooked me up in orlando uh it's so hard to get that the the what's

it called the secondary market for it is super inflated just because the supply is so low so it on these fancy watches like the aps the whatever like you buying that watch as long as you don't fuck it up you're selling it for way more than you bought it for so these people aren't really like blowing their money on watches they're actually investing in it like it's a stock or anything yeah and then if you want to sell it and then upgrade to something else later you can it's actually pretty safe investment as long as you don't fuck it up is that real i the same thing about purses, and I feel like this is what you say to it. I don't know if I buy the purse thing. Yeah.

I don't know if I buy the purse thing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I buy the purse thing. That's the same thing. Man, with watches, they're going to get wear and tear when you wear them. Yeah. I'll be banging this shit into things. That's what I'm saying.

It's bad. Yeah, yeah. It's bad. This shit is bad. My shit is going to look like an iPhone from some sorority bitch. This shit is bad my shit gonna look like an iphone from some sorority bitch this shit gonna have a cracked ass screen what time is i don't know what time you think it is yeah it could be it could be bad situation um but you did tighten it though before you got close in the water come on bro don't do that come on so so the turn thing whatever

the fuck that turn thing is called you got to screw it all the way to make it waterproof if you don't screw it all the way in then what it can get inside yeah my shit ain't even going around the circles no more fucking did i just ruin this come on now why nobody tell me that nobody told me it tight. Why would it not be already in? I didn't know that, to be honest. Yeah, so it's like it makes it easy for you to take it out, adjust the time or whatever. But when you're going to get it wet, then you have to screw it all the way to make it airtight. I'll take better care of your Rolexes than you do, bro.

Come on, bro. Yeah, my shit is done, bro. My shit is done. Let me see for real. Fucking A, man. Fuck, dude. my shit is fucking aim man yeah fuck dude that shit is just bro that shit's still saying february 13th it's just a reminder of the last day i fucked up my watch oh my god damn bro fuck dude whatever bro we in miami i don't count in Miami. Yo, can you wear a watch that the time doesn't work? Like, I don't use my watch for the time.

Nah, it's a flex. Yeah. Yeah. I never look at it. If somebody asks you your time, you don't look at your watch? Son, sometimes I be doing that shit. It's mad pressure, though. I be doing that shit.

Because you don't look like a fucking retard. Nah, but I be doing that shit, and I be having to, like, count. Yeah, right. You know, like, when somebody somebody asks you what letter comes after R you'd be like ABCDFJ You gotta start that shit To jump

But yeah I can't tell the time Of that shit at all bro Not even close Anyway Akash you didn't get your girl's present either Nah we're delaying it Y'all ain't shit bro Step it up get your girl's presents bro Come on man get your girl a present either? Nah, we're delaying it. Y'all ain't shit, bro. Step it up.

Get your girl's presents, bro. Come on, man. Give your girl a nice weekend. Oh, what'd you do? We're talking about you. Yeah, exactly. We're talking about you right now. Let's talk about her. You are so lucky because you get Valentine's and birthday one.

My girl's birthday is Valentine's at the exact same time. Amazing. It's absolutely gorgeous. It's amazing. Every single time. Consolidate. One big gift. One big day. You're done. That's sad. exact same time. Amazing. It's absolutely gorgeous. It's amazing. Every single time. Consolidate. One big gift, one big day, you're done. Oh, man. Fuck. It's like finals week for you. It's stressful. But after that?

But then when it's over, vacation. Oh, that's great. What'd you do? We just went to some restaurants. You know what I mean? He's a foodie, though, so that's good. Stop downplaying it. You did mad shit. I mean, it's just life for me now. Yeah.

What can I say, bro? This motherfucker has Dove sweating trying to plan this whole shit. Hey, bro, you got to earn that pool house, bro. That shit ain't free out here, too. You know what I mean? The world wants to be in Miami. Texas is freezing. You know, Wyoming is freezing.

New York is freezing. That's true. They doing dance in the streets in New York. That shit was so stupid. It was stupid as fuck. I fucking hate de Blasio, dog. What a fucking moron. All right, guys.

We're going to take a break for a second because I got to save your fucking lives, man. I got to save your lives. And what I mean by that is I got to make sure that you don't lose your hair. And that is a choice nowadays. I know it sounds crazy. I know that some of you out there are going, wait, I thought we all are just going to go bald and that's inevitable we have to accept it no you don't have to accept anymore you can stop that okay i'm a testament beautiful head of hair and that's because i've been on keeps well now i'm on keeps but initially

i was on the same active ingredients for over a decade okay i saw my thing my hair thinning a little bit and iped on it quick. Hopped on it so fast. I remember it. I saw it. We were living together. Freaked out. You freaked out for about a month.

Then you got on it. Good. Right before we went to D.C. You re-grew some hair. I re-grew hair. That happens. So I'm telling you, this is me. This is for me.

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care of your shit right now all right let's get back to the show honestly de blasio and cuomo have said italian politicians back 50 years yeah 100 50 years they sent him back older i'm not elected no fucking italian bro i love italians italians love Italians. If you ask an Italian, what is the best cheese? It's from Italy. What is the best wine? It's from Italy. What is the best vacation destination? It's somewhere in Italy.

Everything, they love Italians so much. There are two Italians not even Italians fuck with. Mayor de Blasio, Governor Cuomo. You ask any Italian, they'll be like're like nah they're fucking dead to us now dead really they oh yeah they lost the italian everybody was sucking cuomo's dick early in the pandemic which i also was i was we didn't know that he was killing these fucking old people bro did you hear the shit that came out about that uh that he lied about the numbers of deaths in the nursing home and then apparently one of his like tell me where i'm wrong one of his like press

secretaries or whatever said. His top aide. One of his aides said they asked him about it and everybody just froze. Like, are we supposed to hand this information over or not? Because they didn't want Trump to send the Justice Department in there. Yeah. Right? So they basically froze, didn't hand over the information, didn't say it. So they deflated the number of deaths by, like, 50%.

I guess it was in that, like, little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And listen, I don't blame him for old people dying of corona because that's who dies of corona. I don't blame him for corona being spread through these old people homes because those are the people who are most vulnerable and most willing to get it, right? And we don't know what the fuck to do in the beginning.

Yep. So you can't be psychic. Right. I do blame him for knowingly suppressing the amount of deaths. Foul. And then I'm pretty sure he wrote a fucking book about how great he handled the pandemic. Is that a fact? Please check that.

Can you look this up? I'm pretty sure. I hate this motherfucker, yo. Bro, that is too much. I hate that shit. That is too much. I hate that shit. That is too much. I hate that shit. Yeah, yeah.

All these actors that were sucking his dick tweeting about how great he was. Where you at now? Yeah, he's going to be president. Where you at now? No, I don't know. Mourning their dead grandparents because of that chimp-nippled sauce monkey. That fucking chimp-nippled sauce monkey. Andrew Cuomo.

Governor Cuomo. Embarrassing. Literally killed New York City, man. Bruh city man bro killed the jewel of the west dude i talked do you talk to friends back home he did write a book about the battle that new york had with covet did you leave that little part out yeah he must have left that little part out where he was just killing fucking old people i don't think he would include that the battle of people born in 1812 where's that chapter but it is crazy right what a piece of shit dude piece of shit he killed he killed new york but because he's a coward yeah because these motherfuckers have political aspirations outside of where they are right so they were too scared it's not like they're worried

about people dying, right? And maybe it is. I don't want to put all that out there. I'm sure there's concern about people dying, of course, and everybody. Nobody wants there to be deaths. But clearly, he was willing to hide deaths from the public in order to make sure that his political career continued on the same path. Right? So we've proven he's done that for a fact.

Yeah. Right? He hid deaths so that he wouldn't be culpable for those deaths, so he could continue doing what he's doing and ascending to, who knows, a potential presidential run, et cetera. Right. So he's willing to put his own political progress ahead of deaths. Yep. We know that.

Now, this is why he's a coward, in my opinion. Because you have a guy who is not willing to roll the dice on the success of the state. And this is where I got to give credit to DeSantis, the governor of Florida. He's willing to roll the dice. He's willing to roll the dice and he's going to take all the responsibility on me. It's on me. If it goes wrong, if Florida implodes and there's just this infestation of Corona and 50 percent of the people fucking die, that's on one guy. Yeah. Governor Rick DeSantis.

Right. He rolled the fucking dice for his state. Right. Maybe his aspirations be present. i never heard him speak about before nobody ever brought his fucking name up it was only cuomo and gavin newsom right everybody like oh my god the way that cuomo's handling the pandemic oh my god gavin newsom is so presidential who are the two least likely people to be president the two fucking most fraudulent people who killed the two most important cities in America, probably. The crown jewel.

Definitely New York. The crown jewels. DC I get, but definitely New York, definitely LA up there. And both of those cities are dead. Yeah. Entertainment, every entertainer lived in New York or LA. All of them gone. Yeah.

Fleeting. I mean, you look at this and you look at Florida and everybody's moving to Florida. Texas or Florida. Texas or Florida. And I'm telling you, it is a ballsy decision he will get credit but you don't see his name spoken that much but people don't realize this like the dude i know it sounds like i'm stroking dicks but i am stroking dick the guy save fucking lives when i call my friends and my family back home in new york they're so depressed

dude yeah they're so fucking depressed it's awful it is brutal it's already hard in new york they're so depressed dude yeah they're so fucking depressed it's awful it is brutal it's already hard in new york in the winter awful you can't do anything now yep now obviously there are people that they have to stay there you know what i mean they just have to right financial restrictions not everybody has the ability to just up and move right but politicians could could do things. They know that they can do things because there's examples of them being done right here in Florida. They know that they could open things up. 100%.

They choose not to, and they are crushing the souls of the people back home, man. It's fucking disgusting. I don't understand how somehow it's not like a thing that we're allowed to talk about. Cuomo's fucked up this entire thing. Lockdowns are way too strict. Those people get celebrated. And I just think there can be a happy medium between, hey, we're not allowed to wear masks at the gym. And hey, I'm shutting down indoor dining in New York, which is the restaurant capital of the world, maybe. And you're all just going to have to figure it out. This is Florida. This is what Florida does, right? Young people go, fuck it, it i'm gonna get corona yeah that is the policy of young people

maybe you guys have experienced something different but as far as i'm concerned every person under 40 let's say not even just young every person under 40 just goes yeah i had that shit back in the day i have yet to meet a single person in florida that hasn't had it they i i mean listen would they say one thing about the numbers about the amount i don't know i don't know if i essentially believe it every single person that i've met here under 40 has said they had it it is the sweden of the u.s i guess we're not locking down nothing you get it you get it we're gonna be immune at some point now the old but it's true now the old people mask up. I always see old people masked up and then old people take that shit seriously.

Yeah. Why is that not the strategy of every single state in the United States, every single state or city around the world? It works. Florida is the example. I think we're in the lower half. Florida is in the lower half of covid deaths or even covid um cases i heard something there's two things i think they're 27th my two things might explain one i'm with joe rogan on the vitamin d makes a big difference thing this is

the sunshine state isn't it and two humidity i've heard can really help with like the severity of covid if it's high humidity. Miami got both of those. So if you get it, it might not be as severe. Again, I just think there's a happy medium between, fuck you, we're not wearing masks. I refuse to wear masks. This is all made up. And hey, we're taking this so seriously, we're shutting down everything because I want to be president one day.

Who was the last Italian president? I'm not electing some fucking Italian for president. Come on. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Was he Italian? No, but Delano sounds kind of Italian. Probably his half. Probably half.

No, I don't know if we've ever had an Italian president. We're not gonna. JFK? I don't trust y'all with it. No, he was an Irish. He was Irish, but he was mobbed up. I trust an Irish before I trust an Italian. Yeah, but I actually like Italians for president. No, for president, I like them. President. Explain. Sell me on this. Trump I trust an Italian. Yeah, but I actually like Italians for president.

No, for president, I like them. President, explain. Sell me on this. Trump. Trump's Italian. He's not, but he is. Okay. Everything about Trump is just Italian. Yeah, that wasn't all great.

But I liked it. Do you know what I mean? I like everything about his personality, I liked. As a person, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the funniest guy. He's the funniest guy. The funniest guy in the planet. Of course. Like how boring is Twitter without him?

Oh my God. It's just, I'm just, I'm actually happy that he got acquitted because hopefully he gets active again. Is he going to be allowed back on Twitter? Oh, they're saying he's not allowed back. He's,

he kicked off a Twitter. It's not because of an impeachment. No, no, no. He got back on Twitter. When? Yeah.

He got back on Twitter like the day after or something like that. Oh, really? I think Twitter said if he runs again, they won't allow him to be on. Really? Yeah. That's interesting.

If you're Trump, are you running again if you lose Twitter? I don't think he's running again. You want to do that shit? You really want to- We didn't think he wanted to be president once.

We didn't think he wanted to be president twice. Yeah. Yeah. Is Biden alive? Have y'all heard from Biden at all? Is Biden that you sent us in the topic list? Oh, yeah.

But you didn't finish? And I'm so happy to know the last word is alive. Yeah. Yeah. No. But is he? Because I haven't heard from him at all. No chance.

No. Like, is he dead? No. He's been dead since fucking March. March 2018. No, but like, I have no clue if he's alive or dead. Like, have you heard from him? Has he said anything?

He's signing some orders. Like, every once in a while, he goes like, we're going to fight this thing. Yeah. I also think we're not paying attention at all. Like, we've been in Miami. We're not paying attention. Dude, it's so easy to get lost down here. Yo, you know where Miami is?

I try to. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I try to get into political shit. Like when people are telling me something's happening, like I try. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I hear all these stories,

all these stories going down here. They're like, oh, you know, fucking Justin Timberlake apologized to Britney and Jane Jackson or whatever like that. And I'm just like,

I don't care. No, that's the beauty of also not being in Florida in particular, but not being in New York or LA. You care less about this stuff. You're not surrounded by stuff like... No, that's the beauty of also not being in Florida in particular, but not being in New York or L.A. You care less about this stuff. You're not surrounded by stuff like. No, you're not surrounded by people who give a fuck about this stuff.

Dude, all my friends, they fucking care still. Like one of my boys back home, I was like the chimp nippled sauce monkey that shut down the New York Governor Cuomo. I was like, yeah, you hear this? Governor Cuomo, he was hiding the numbers of the dead people. He goes, but what about Trump's involvement in all this i'm like oh i see that's what life is like over there you still gotta care yeah about these fucking things yeah but down here no do democrats the rare times they do win because they're fucking losers through and through they're like professional losers even when they win they don't know how to handle it they're still acting like losers yo but trump you you won

why am i worried about the guy beat that is interesting because god you're losers i've Even when they win, they don't know how to handle it. They're still acting like losers. Yo, but Trump, you won. Why am I worried about the guy I beat? That is interesting because. God, you're losers. I've noticed that like the bar for canceling people is getting really low. Yeah. And I'm trying to understand like if this is, are they emboldened? Are they empowered by a Biden victory?

Like once you get the victory over the Trump. Yep., now are you just looking for other things to cancel? Was Trump actually better for society in general? I'm not talking about his policy. I'm not talking about his fucking douchebaggery with the Capitol and saying the Capitol stuff. I'm not talking about how much of a buffoon he was with COVID and how he mishandled COVID. I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about- His of a buffoon he was with COVID and how he mishandled COVID. I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about his ethos of flagrancy. Yes. Having one bad guy that you just direct all your cancellation attention to kind of stops you from going after Justin Timberlake for saying he smashed Britney Spears. Yeah.

Like, that's what we're upset about. Yeah. And do you really think that Justin, like, took off Janet Jackson's top without her knowing? Oh, I just thought he knew, and then he let her take the blame. And y'all are friends, male, female, I don't know. Y'all are friends. So, like, don't show up to the Grammys after she gets kicked out. Right.

What was his reaction to it? He was like, oh, I didn't know. He just wrote his apology now. I didn't even read it. But the original, back when it happened, I think he just didn't speak up. He just never addressed it. So she was getting all the criticism, and he played a part in it. I'm pretty sure it wasn't his idea.

No, no, of course not. I don't think he pitched the idea to Janet Jackson. Hey, why don't I pop your titty out in the middle of the Super Bowl? This is Janet fucking Jackson. This is a music legend. Of course. Doesn't turn out like is barely a not a boy band star right so if it's her idea and he composed now he was huge at that point he had his first

album he's not janet jackson huge he's not a legend yeah it's not even close like janet's here and this is a boy band star yeah right like real talk you can make the argument that doesn't timberlake isn't a legend still. I'm not a fan. I've always been a hater. I think he's incredibly talented, but I won't say legend. Like, in terms of musical legend, I don't know if he's there, dawg. Name the song. I would Cry Me a River, the song that ruined Britney Spears.

That's a slap, bro. That shit. And Low Key. Oh, boy, he got some bangers. Low Key, they were right. I stopped fucking with Britney after that low-key they were right i stopped fucking with britney after that i did too i stopped fucking i was like oh you cheated on my man y'all both wore denim together and then you're just gonna cheat on my man with a backup dancer that got molested by michael jackson look how this whole shit going full circle wait it was wade robinson it was wade

robinson what's her name federline no it was first wade ro was Wade Robinson. What's her name? Federline. No, it was first Wade Robinson. She liked them backup dancers, bro. She'd be putting up backup dancers. No, both of them split her shit. Real talk. That was when Britney was free, getting cracked out all over the place. Maybe you need to lock up Britney. Maybe you need to lock up that poon on her.

Chastity Bell belt at least yo something yo joe simpson what's his name britney joe spears no james some spears i assume well it's got to be spears yeah you said jessica simpson's dad is joe simpson okay right but then britney have a joseph and mr britney spears hey i'm pretty sure it's jamie what what i think it's jamie jamie spears yeah no jamie spears her sister jamie lynn spears maybe we don't know nothing as we shouldn't point is you cheated on jt yeah yeah they're both jamie you cheat on jt and then you want to cry about it well cry me a river bitch you know what I'm saying

come on now cry me a river and then when 50 Cent hopped on that joint it was over well 50 called out Britney remember that yeah the song about you Britney uh boy my man didn't give a fuck but you don't know what it's like to get cheated on by Wade Robinson you don't know what it's like to get cheated on by the motherfucker

telling you how to dance. Wade was making Justin do dance moves that made him look super flamboyant. And then Britney couldn't respect him no more, bro. And then he just swooped in. That's the move. Real talk. Real talk. That's the move.

Wade Robinson a G for that. He knows how to manipulate. I wonder where he learned that from. I know. I know where he learned that from. Smooth criminal probably taught him that shit. That was smooth. A very smooth criminal. You know where he stole that from. I know. I know where he learned that from. Smooth criminal probably taught him that shit. That was smooth. A very smooth criminal.

The way he stole Britney? Smooth. Hey, wait. You're welcome. Thank you, Michael Jackson. Teaching you how to be a smooth criminal. And that's why JT

ripped off that top. That's how you get back at the Jackson. Oh, shit. That's it. Oh, shit. We done got it. We done got there, yo. Third eye done got it we done got there yo third time got there yeah we did get there bro yo you know if if if we're gonna get there we're gonna get there okay

point is everybody trying to cancel jt uh-huh i'm hearing people trying to cancel josh sweden okay i've read these allegations after you talked about it what's the allegations mean yo you could get canceled for being mean now he's mean yeah but can you like yeah yeah so mean yeah remember when it was rape remember remember when it was like yo y'all can't be raping people yeah there's not enough stuff going on son it's now we gotta yeah you know it's like it's like netflix you know how they're running out of serial killers to make documentaries around about so now they made a documentary about a hotel yeah where like serial killers frequent no i mean this is called hotel sea

solar some documentary i'm like y'all running out of shit. Y'all running out of serial killers. We went through all the serial killers. We knew this would happen. They're running out of people to cancel. So there's a billion dollar company. You can't pay some motherfucker to serial kill? That's the move. You can't get them.

Then make a documentary about finding the serial killer. Son, hello? Yo. Hello? This is a no brainer. Everybody's already in their homes. That's true. Everybody's locked in.

There's no quarantine killer. That's true. Everybody's locked in. They're no quarantine killer. That got a little alliteration going. How am I the one thinking of these ideas? Why I got to pitch all this shit? Schultz saves Netflix. Is that it? That's the next special. Yo, Schultz saves Netflix.

Go out there. Get to killing. That's the move. Okay? There are innocent white women in their homes ready to be murdered. I'll volunteer to be the killer. No. Where's Kevin Federline when you need him?

Oh, fuck. No, but it seems like everybody's getting canceled for being mean, bro. It's crazy, dog. At what point? Okay, so here's the fucked up shit. Like, if Josh, I don't even know who this guy Josh Wheaton is. I never heard his name, dog. He's just this league. I heard his name, but I didn't know who this guy josh i'd never heard his name though i heard

his name but i didn't know who he was yeah so he did a bunch of like comic book type movies and he did buffy back in the day which was incredible yeah i mean that's where apparently he was mean so he was mean to the actors yeah but was he touching them or anything like that no that's what i know so here's the thing if you're mean it's on the actor excuse me to decide if you want to work for them or not right if you're mean and you threaten their career meaning you say yo if you complain about me you're never going to work in this business again yeah that's fucked up that's where you can get canceled that's where you should be able to get canceled but if you're an asshole we need to leave some personal accountability for the actors to be like yo i'm not gonna work with a guy like this no or complain or do whatever the fuck you want like

complain to the top and if the top protects them then we talk about the top yeah when do we stop saying there's a mean in life when do we stop saying these parents are shitty when when did that go away remember when you would be like, these parents who push their kids into this industry of fucking monsters everywhere. It starts there. It's adults in Buffy? It's adults in Buffy, no? I assume Sarah Michelle Gellar was a teenager, like youngish. Was she complaining about him?

She had, yeah, she said like it was, you know, tough for the top stars or whatever. It was really hard for us, etc. All right, I can kind of give you sympathy because you were probably young at the time but where are your parents what was tough what was tough about it he was there's one thing where i don't know this wasn't a teenager but like one of the girls was pregnant and he would like make fun of her and call her fat and shit in front of other people because she's fat in a beautiful way i think i mean it is what it is i mean she's not skinny yeah you know she's not skinny right i don't think it's that big of a deal i'm trying to defend these people

i i read this like this is where we are now we've all had shitty teachers we had a shitty teacher and the class wasn't fun yeah that's it you couldn't get the teacher fired yeah you couldn't say she created an environment of toxicity anytime Anytime I talk back, I got detention. No, that's just what it was. You just suck it up. I don't think anybody tells women to suck it up, and that's the problem. Well, I mean, you know, suck. All right, guys.

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Whatever. That's what we get told all the time as fellas. It was just the girls. The guy who started the allegations was some guy named Ray Fisher. Who was a guy, too? Yeah. Look at this pussy. walk it off whatever that's what we get told all the time as fellas it was just the girls the guy who started the allegation to some guy named ray fisher who was a guy too yeah look at this pussy what's he talking about cry baby ass boy hey am i listening to you dog grow up yeah i mean i just can't think like of a production that i've been on where i wasn't mean like i'm hey bro i'm mean like if we're producing something i'm mean so if you don't like that please do not apply to speak up right now i am shit gotta get done you know what i mean

shit gotta get done if i'm on adderall if i'm popping addies and we're working 120 hours a week your boy gonna be snapping 100 yeah i'm not gonna ever threaten your job i'm not gonna ever threaten your future career i'm never gonna disrespect you on the basis of race or gender but if i don't think that you're working competently i will let you the fuck know yes you would immediately yes yo and you know why i feel justified doing that it's because i know how hard my guys are working. Yep. So if you're going to be lazy and fuck it up for my guys and myself that have been working

a hundred fucking hours a week, I'm furious. Who'd you go in on the hardest during this? Oh, boy. There was a couple. What's the one? What's the one where you're like, oof, I went in? But it deserved. It's got to be those graphics.

Yeah, it was probably the those graphics the first initial graphic run I saw for the thing I blew a fucking gasket for sure that gave me corona that gave me corona it was definitely that yeah yeah took so much out of your immune system and they were telling me

to fucking apologize you should really apologize what did he say Al what'd he say I know he wasn't going to apologize but no what'd he say that you were like yo you crossed the line like you owe an apology can't repeat it wow wow

create an environment of toxicity it's a little toxic no that environment was toxic that environment was toxic that was a Britney Spears toxic right there yes it was yes it was but you know what happened afterwards we got some good pictures they got a lot better yeah immediately and a lot no that is important more staff got hired all of a sudden yeah sometimes you gotta yell you to yell. You got to light a fire. Every once in a while.

You can't do that shit all the time. You can't whatever. But if you're really fucking upset, sometimes you got to yell. Absolutely. 100%. And that's the thing. People look at like, I don't see any successful coach that doesn't yell. And then people always go, oh, what about Phil Jackson?

Well, Phil Jackson had a guy named Michael Jordan that would punch you in the face during practice. Oh, and I heard Phil would go in. I heard Phil would go in after blowouts. Like when you blew out the other team, he would tear you apart. You did this fucked up. You did that fucked up. And then after you got blown out, he'd be like, hey, guys, it's okay. Be supportive and nurturing.

And that was like, again, the genius of Phil. But after a blowout win, he'd go in there and be like, y'all think you're hot shit? No. That's it, bro. That's it. I'm telling you. Simple as that as that we're gonna get passionate we're gonna rock out out here but i'll die for you i'll do anything for you that's true if you're willing to commit i really will that is 100 i don't think that anybody who's worked with me like on my team would say otherwise right but i'm gonna need everything yeah agreed yep it's like a war type thing it's

like we're going you know obviously there's nothing close to going to war like i would never compare us realistically to war right we're doing the most pussy shit compared to like what those that's bravery right but what i mean like in terms of dedication it's like if it's our team we're gonna ride hard we're gonna fucking do this yep and if anybody's being you know disrespectful to like our time or the dedication we're putting in then i don't have a problem saying that because al can't say that right like if al says that he could potentially get fired yeah one thing i like is that you keep it you keep the same energy with everybody so like even with us you expect a lot from us yes Yes. Samaritocracy. Today, for example,

I was supposed to get here early, set up the studio. I didn't exactly set it up as nice as I should have. And I got, I heard from you. And you was right. I could have did a much better job

in setting up the studio. And so, that's on me. So you gotta take that, accept it, and be like, all right, you know what? Next time, I won't let that shit happen again. That shit was funny, bro. Because when you were covering it for yourself, that shit was hilarious. I set up all the cameras. I'm looking at the cameras. I can see that they're not set up.

But I don't know what to do in that situation because I just don't want to be an asshole. So what do I do? The room was a mess. Granted, it was way worse. I could have made it it better but it was way worse when i walked in here like those bags everything all on the floor because when you guys came in from that last set you just dropped everything we left yeah i know i know but it's on me listen cancel me bro i don't know what to tell you cancel me but it doesn't feel that a little bit doesn't it feel like we're like lowering the bar it's too much chris harrison getting canceled for what so for the goat the bachelor goat motherfucking goat dog he's my favorite he's literally i laugh every time he comes on screen it's amazing it's so funny

it's amazing he's so funny and the idea that this guy could be disrespectful there are 30 cock thirsty women in a fucking hotel they They haven't seen the outside world. He is famous to these women. He can take advantage of that. He can be sneaking in and out of hotels. They'd be dying for that type of attention. Doesn't do a single thing. Very nice.

Never offers career. Hey, I'll give you a better show promo if you say. None of that. Nothing. None of it takes advantage of it. No me too. Takes that check. Is incredibly professional. Keeps it moving.

Me too. No me too. Okay. No me too. Take that check. Is incredibly professional. Keeps it moving. Me too. No me too. Okay. No me too. He did something and I've thought a lot about this. Yeah. He defended one of the contestants. So one of the contestants I believe in Rachel.

Yeah. Looks like Emily Ratajkowski a little bit but more. Broke. You're fucked up bro. She's my favorite in the house oh really yeah she's my favorite to win it really yeah yeah she's my favorite to win it so she uh went i think when she was in college to like a old south themed party sounds fun so so that's one of those tricky things where if you're not white you're like how do i dress like this is before bridgerton you know what i mean where you could just ignore racial history and just dress the part anyway and but an old south themed party i was thinking about this

and i was like okay can we not have any parties or festivities that are themed in the past while there are these incredibly like racist atrocities happening because they remind us of it? You know, like it should all of them be illegal. Right. And my first reaction was like, that's stupid. There's more to the South than just slavery. They had culture that was independent from slavery, and they are reenacting this culture. They're not reenacting a slave plantation. They're reenacting the outfits, the dresses, the drinks, etc. Right? So that was my knee jerk reaction. Right. And then I thought, hold on. I'm sure during Nazi Germany, there were outfits and dresses and cultural nuances in the parties that German people could reenact but if they did we'd be like yo what is this old german party going on here i understand the party might be separate from what's happening to jewish people in germany but it's still reminiscent of that time and it's hard to separate those two so while i don't think that a girl going to event like this especially when they're fucking 18 or 19 years old

they're in these like formative years of their life well i don't think that that's inherently racist i do think it's something that you can look back on as an adult and go yeah that's a kind of stupid thing to do yeah that's because it is impossible to separate that time with slavery so that's a kind of stupid thing to do, even if that is not the intent at all. Can I play devil's advocate? Please, please, please. With your Nazi Germany parallel. Yes.

There was no German. German culture didn't slap. There's some southern shit that's kind of fire. What do you mean German culture didn't slap, bro? Help me out. i was trying there's some fire south shit the accents are fun the fucking everything is big big hair big dresses it's all just kind of fun now maybe it's not fun enough to overcome the atrocity that people will think of when they think of the south but everything about germany

in their culture is just stupid the accent is stupid you sound like fucking idiots you know what i mean your clothes it's all we can think of with german clothes is the actual ss outfit that's a good point i can't we can't think of any wardrobe we can think of the uh when they're giving you the beer oh wait uh what's it called beer fest october fest october fest that's cool we go to october didn't that's not i think it's for the girls and later hosen yeah yeah that's not in any way tied to nazi germany as far as i know if that was like and if they dress like that we're cool because we're like oh that was before you guys hated jews yes right yes 100 southern culture is a different in that sense now maybe it's not enough but i also think all chris harrison was

saying and he worded it poorly but i saw that like two and a half minute whatever yeah and he's basically saying let's have some grace for this girl she made a stupid mistake now the one thing he fucks up but he can't it doesn't make any sense he go he's like he's the lady's interviewing because well you have to ask yourself is it stupid now in 2021 yes was it stupid in 2018 you got to look at it from a different angle. And I'm like, 2018 is not, it's not 1998. It's three years ago. So that defense, dumb. I think that he's a hundred percent right about grace. Like we have to give people grace. Yeah. You know, especially when they're young and impressionable and all their friends are

going to this party. And like you said, there are some really fun things, I guess, about Southern culture in terms like the dress, et cetera. You know, if people want to dress like, you know, Marie Antoinette, or they want to dress like Bridgerton, like I'm sure there's incredible atrocities that are happening around the globe because of the fucking English empire. Oh yeah. But when they're celebrating those outfits, they're not celebrating those atrocities. Right. Right. Um, so it is tricky. But grace, yes. You can't immediately put slavery and racism on a girl because she goes to that party. Yes. Right. You can put I want to fit in with my friends and I want to do things with my friends. Yes. And I may be willing to do things that like when I'm older, I regret. And maybe I'm 18. I'm not I have no worldly knowledge. I

probably grew up in a suburb. I don't understand how much this can hurt people's feelings. I'm just going to a party in my mind. I'm 18. Everyone at 18 is a fucking idiot. You're not smart. I've yet to meet an 18 year old where I'm like, yo, I love the way you navigate the world. You get it. You're wise.

Wisdom is for old people. Yes. She's all right. It was stupid. I guess we wouldn't do it now. She wouldn't do it now. She was 18. I think I can can forgive that so here's the thing chris harrison says it what al no i don't know i just and maybe it's because i'm black i just can't think of why your

opinion without connecting slavery and that's valid and that i cannot argue with like even while you're dressing up it's like you still have slavery i was making that argument and i knew it wasn't the strongest so even if you say that i will i'll be all right fair enough i can you accept i think sorry to interrupt but i think as northerners our only understanding of the south is slavery okay and now it's transitioned into racism or bigotry. So I think most northerners or even like Californians, that's what they assume the South is. Like whenever they northerners want to do a dumb person accent, what do they do? Southern.

Southern accent. Whenever they want to do a racist accent, Southern accent. So that's our own bigotry towards people from the South. And it's because when we learn about the South, we often don't go there. Most Northerners aren't going to visit in fucking Mississippi, right? They're not visiting Alabama. So we don't know anything but what we read in the books and what we learned about. So it's hard for us to disconnect their history and their culture from slavery because we think they're one in the same when there were i imagine plenty of people that did not have slaves but were still southern culturally

you know like the one group that seems to get away from this is uh like people from new orleans yeah like people from new orleans can still like maintain their yeah their own kind of like unique culture they can wear cool outfits and do their own kind of like unique culture they can wear cool outfits and do all this kind of stuff and we kind of just gone oh yeah but that's a New Orleans thing yeah if you do that in Alabama or Mississippi we're like that that's kind of slavey that's gonna be safe you see what I mean but like for whatever reason New Orleans is forgiven yeah I don't know the exact timeline but it just feels like uh new orleans had like they it's more mixed a little bit i don't know earlier so that's why it doesn't have that real culture is mixed like black creole yeah that is a good point they are mixed more mixed culturally

yeah it almost feels like the white people down there have a lot of like black influence and like almost like uh like like french or haitian influence like yeah it just seems super mixed so maybe it takes a little stank of the racism off. That's possible. But they had slaves throughout the Civil War. Even after the Emancipation Proclamation. They didn't stop slavery until 1865.

I'm pretty sure. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know, it's tricky. But Chris Harrison took a leave of absence from the show for this. Because he was, I don't know, he was deaf or something. I don't, again, even what I'm saying, Al, like when I was saying that, I was trying to kind of be funny. But if we say, okay, fine, you cannot separate the Old South from slavery. Can you at least understand why someone would say, okay, a girl made a dumb mistake.

Let's just try to be a little graceful. Oh, yeah. That's what we're saying. But I think you could still call it like, oh a girl made a dumb mistake let's just try to be a little graceful oh yeah that's what we're saying but i think you could still call it like oh this was a dumb thing it was sure yeah i'll accept that i'll give you that both are true both are true like like we've all done things we regret as kids you know whether it was like tease people whether it was like you know some joining fucking gangs and shit like that like we've all been a part of things we wish we didn't do when we were young. And now that we're older, we're like, fuck, that was dumb. And like, maybe I affected people in a wrong way.

You know, like, I shouldn't have done that. Absolutely. But we're allowed to be forgiven. You know, I think that we forgive people. I mean, we forgive rappers for way more. we forgive people i mean we forgive rappers for way more yeah i mean like rappers openly rapping about harming people yeah and i love it not only harming people selling drugs and harming people within their own community yeah we have some of the biggest black Lives Matter supporter rappers who proved to us earlier in their careers that black lives did not really matter to them. If you listen to those early albums, they're not talking about white people that they're selling drugs to.

The sentence is worded in a way that people are going to get upset at it. But what you're saying is, this is right. They put capitalism over the lives in their own community if they needed to, or my survival and thriving. And then we saw them change and become people that we admire and we look up to and lead us in terms of civil rights and black life mattering. We look at them and go, holy shit, this person is putting his money where his mouth is. I fucks with that person. That is real he's matured so if we can let somebody who's committed the most egregious acts possible or at least has said that he committed those acts or tried to commit those acts right to humans i think that we could offer a little grace to a girl who goes to a fucking stupid themed party yeah yeah right i can definitely agree with that and maybe if we start letting it

maybe if we start allowing people to like go i fucked up as a kid right maybe maybe we just leave that open a little bit more there'll be much more people who admit it yeah there'll be people who come out and it's like man how stupid were those parties we would throw we're all full of shit that's all we need to accept all of us ain't shit and that's it yeah when i call you out i know i'm i ain't shit either yeah but i own it that's all we ask for people hey we all fucked up we all did stupid things we all say stupid things some some just personal accountability bro that's That's it. Dude, that's the thing that drives me crazy about the Chappelle, his recent speeches. The issue with Chappelle and his recent thing is called Redemption, I believe. Right?

My issue with Chappelle is Chappelle is the living goat, in my opinion. He is the living greatest comic alive. The greatest comic ever is Patrice O'Neill. But alive right now. I think I'd say Chappelle, to be honest. Say what? I think I'd say Chappelle. Oh, okay.

That's fair enough. That's just preference. I can handle yours. Yeah. Exactly. At this point, the top five or 10 are interchangeable amongst personal opinion. Yes. Right?

But most people agree on the top five. He's one of the greats and nobody's disputing that. Nobody's disputing. Unbelievable talent. Yeah. Unbelievably brilliant. Brilliant. How he orchestrated this

to get his show back Brilliant. was brilliant. Brilliant negotiation. We spoke about it I think last time. He made the show valueless.

Yeah. And when a show is valueless Yeah. the owner of course will give it away because he can't get anything for the show. Not only was the show valueless, it was so toxic and radioactive that by still owning it as Comedy Central, it made Comedy Central look bad. Fucking brilliant.

It was a genius strategy to get the rights of his show back. That is not the issue. I want Dave Chappelle to have the money more than I want Comedy Central is not the issue. I want Dave Chappelle to have the money more than I want Comedy Central to have the money. Comedy Central sucks. Always suck. I want Dave as a comic to have the money and have the rights for his show. That's not a question. I'm just disappointed by how he sounds in this. That's my issue. It's like, it seems to me, and don't get me wrong, being the most famous comic in the world is probably hard.

And being looked at as a god amongst people is probably hard. And it just feels as if like, he doesn't have people in his camp that are willing to go, hey, bro, I don't know if you should put that thing out where you call yourself a hero five times like that's not a comic thing to do like usually we make fun of people who call themselves heroes right like a hero's like being heroes like

having a nickname like you can't give yourself the nickname like people decide if you're a hero and people decide your nickname right so I feel like a little disappointed or sad because I'm like bro this is this is not what we do as comics and it seems as if there's no personal accountability whatsoever for like what happened here right I want him to have all the money I want him to own the fucking show over comedy central sure but let's be honest about what happened you signed the contract that you wanted because you the ball was in your court you got the biggest fucking contract ever everything that you wanted you got right you walked away they paid you money you did not pay the money back right yeah they held the rights to the show that they owned per your contract and you're upset at them in no way is there no personal accountability at all

yeah man i don't again brilliant negotiation he his leverage. His leverage is the people. It's a genius negotiation. But the mischaracterization of how everything happened, and even when he's talking about getting COVID early on, I had to perform. I can't not do live shows until 2022. That's why I got COVID, because I was performing. You're also, there's pictures of you at bars with no mask. There's stories of you getting into fights with people,

maskless, at a bar. Don't make it just hey i'm a hero who has to perform for everybody i love my craft so much that's why i got called beat three-dimensional in your story yeah i was i kind of didn't give a fuck and i got covid that's what it was fine i did shows because i loved performing don't give a fuck what the bar is because i was tired i miss people whatever i can handle that yeah Yeah, yeah. Little shit like that. And again, I brought it up last time. It reminded me of the, I used to not smoke and drink

and tell this business. No, no. I was a good Muslim before. Whatever religion you are, if you start smoking and drinking, you fucked up. You failed your God. That's not anybody else's fault.

On peer pressure? Yeah. What, are you fucking 12 years old you're 30 years old you're a fucking multi-millionaire and these execs are gonna get you to smoke and drink your pressure the way go to a fucking therapist bro yeah yeah like i just go to a mosque go to a mosque your best therapist yeah yeah i just don't like that aspect of him he's a terrorist not okay i just don't like that aspect of what he's a terrorist not terry okay i just don't like that aspect of what he's doing again i think he's the greatest comic ever i think he's fucking brilliant i

have a strategy to get his fucking brilliant strategy to get his show back i'm riveted whenever he speaks and to your point but someone in the crew need to step in and be like bruh like you called yourself a hero five times i didn't even catch that so this is all that's all i'm saying i'm watching it and I'm going, imagine he said that and then had to sit next to Patrice after the show at the back table

of the cellar. 100%. Patrice would tear his skeleton from his body. He would literally tear his skeleton out of his flesh.

Patrice, accountability king. Accountability king to a fault. Very much to a fault. There is a patrice documentary i think on comedy central and that's the reason why no one has fucking seen it probably but this is the greatest ever please go watch it find it it was produced by all things comedy

great guys over there that's bill burr's company and go fucking check this killing is easy is that the one say it again killing is easy is that what's there's one supposed i thought supposed to still come out oh maybe it hasn't come out yet. We will find a way. We'll put some links in there, but dude, I'm telling you, this is the greatest point is like,

if Patrice was around, there's no way Chappelle walks off stage and Patrice doesn't go hammer him. Like he'd be like, bro, it was a sketch show, not the declaration of independence. Relax. That's not heroic.

There are people fighting in wars. There are different things here. They're not fighting crime. Yeah. They're like frontline workers that are dealing with all the people that get corona from Coney. Shut up.

Or from your general reckless behavior. We all got COVID. I got COVID at a show. I'm not a hero. I didn't do it because I love performing. I wanted to perform selfishly. I got COVID. Never once did I talk to you guys like, hey, man, I just love the game.

I just had to give the people that wanted to give it. Now, granted, much, much smaller audience. But I had to give my fans. No, I got COVID because I made a decision. Yes. I live with the consequences. And I remember Charlemagne saying about Kanye in his book. And I almost killed half the comics in New York.

That's really important. I did this. I gave Colin Quinn COVID. Not because I'm a hero, because I fucked up. I miscalculated. Selfish. I was selfish. Frankly, I was selfish.

Yeah. 100% I needed to perform. Bro, nah, you're a hero bro we never thought about that you know i thought you're a fucking hero for doing corona and getting a netflix special shut down thank god i got some hey thank god i got a hero it's because i'm heroic i'm a frontline worker son i'm a front line i you do all this heroism and not get a show back or something? Come on, bro. Get the farmers their rights. At least you

can do. If you're going to be so heroic and perform stand-up comedy so that people can tell you how great you are on a nightly basis, it's definitely just for the people. It's not for you at all. Unreal. Unreal.

It's not like you're building houses for the homeless that's selfless but going on stage and telling jokes so people say how amazing you are that's selfish we do that for us it makes us feel really good mutual benefit if you guys laugh a hundred percent but we're not going to be out here going this is only for y'all i'm only only performing stand-up for y'all. And I'm a Chappelle fan. Like, I know we all are. Go. I just wish someone in the crew would be like, bruh. This is what I'm saying.

Charlamagne said this about Kanye. I think in his book, In Black Privilege, he says like nobody in his crew told him no, and that was a massive problem. They always gassed every ID he had. That's a similar thing right now. Somebody in Chappelle's camp needs to check him a little bit and be like, bruh, you might be the greatest ever.

You're doing too much with this I'm a hero shit. And if you drink and smoke, that's not their fault. That's your fault. That's personal accountability. Take that. You were mascots at bars. Take that. That's it.

That's the only reason why I disappoint. You want the people that you admire and the people you look up to and the people you've looked up to for years, you want them to be personally accountable for their failures and i hope that i can be personally accountable i know i have guys that are on my team that will tell me when i'm fucking up almost to a fault the second i talk about anything alex immediately comes up to me you know what i mean is it alex would be like bro you were wearing too expensive shoes on a podcast. People are going to think you changed.

After this podcast, I think we should cut the part about the watch. People are going to think you changed. Just kind of thinking that during it. Al is wearing a whole Rolex on his arm that he owns. I'm wearing my girl's Rolex and he's still like, bro, you changed.

You're wearing your girlfriend's jewelry. And he's still like, bro, you changed. Okay? You're wearing your girlfriend's jewelry. You fucking changed. And we need to switch this podcast back to gold flavor today. It's so funny. You posted something to your story. And I was like, that's a little racist. And I hit him up about it. I'm like, I don't know about that one. He's like, what'd you say?

So I posted, Tim Dillon posted a video of I think it's his opener a guy named dan i think his name is and uh of dan like throwing water outside while it's freezing cold you know sometimes the water will change to ice in midair whatever because they're in texas and it's freezing you know and uh and i go i respond to the video go, wow, Tim is making so much money on Patreon. He has a white maid, right? And Al goes, that's a little racist.

And I said, blame Forrest Gump. Because remember the movie Forrest Gump. That's right. The whole point about Bubba's family was. They had white maids. Literally, the joke was they started out as a maid. She started as a maid. And started out as a maid and then eventually she got so rich

that she had a white maid. So I learned it from Forrest Gump who's a great guy. So you can't blame me. I really learned it from Bubba and Bubba's mom who got a white maid as soon as she could, dude. She put that maid through the ringer. Josh Whedon got nothing on Bubba's mom.

She is running that bitch through the mud oh my god anyway so um i guess in conclusion awesome that chapelle got the rights to his show great great you know i mean it's great that he built up enough fucking power that he could force them to do what he wanted yeah uh but disappointing that there's not any personal accountability at all for like how it went down yeah and i'm starting to notice the tides turning even within the comics that i talked to yeah there before we all were kind of like everything chapelle does is great and then i was a little bit unsure about one or two things but they would 100 stand and now they're all just like what the fuck is he doing that's the other thing we're the only comics probably they're going to talk about this publicly yeah

um i don't think any other comics who go on podcasts and talk about it uh every comic that i've spoken to it's not even close every comic that i've spoken to every single one every single one feels this exact same way. Yeah. If not stronger. That's all I'll say. I mean, he went from doing... All I'm saying is that's it. And I don't blame them for not saying it because a lot of these guys would love to get the opportunity

to open or be a part of that world, which is awesome. It'd be amazing to perform with Chappelle. I feel the exact same way. I think he's the greatest comedic mind in history genius his mind born like the way it is blessed to do comedy i'm patrice okay fine we're splitting hairs but like the way his brain works i marvel at the shit unbelievable his callback the uh he saves but he raped i legit got up unbelievable like i watched lebron hit a game winner against the Magic. Same reaction. Holy fuck, I can't believe what I just saw. When he wants to get busy, there is nothing like it.

And that's what makes this sad. I'll ask industry people what they think about it. Because I'm curious. I'm like, I want to make sure it's not just me that has this kind of like cringe-worthy reaction. And it's the same, dude. And I understand you get to a certain level of success where people aren't going to tell you that. And I'm sure that on a much smaller level, much smaller level, I would experience that not from you know being sanctimonious or something like that but what i hope that we keep in energy here is that we're going to be honest with one another and say hey listen you're crossing the fucking line or hey you're doing something that maybe you don't want to do and then it's up to me or you to make that decision to continue that yeah

like if we say that to you like i mean we've all had like hard combos off podcasts just about like personal shit yeah and we have these fun and we go through it and sometimes it's tough yeah it's tough but you got to keep that yeah you know and yeah i don't know i just yeah i think because we love him that's why we're disappointed in this that's why the emotion is like stronger like bruh if you put out a special right now that was like comedy it'd be so fucking good yeah it'd be so fucking good or even just if you want to be a storyteller and talk great but just don't call yourself a hero and say you got covid because you're a hero and you know whatever the fuck

else just stop mischaracterizing how things happen be honest with yourself and someone in his camp you can't expect fans to do it yeah someone in his camp got to be like, bruh, you're the greatest, quite possibly GOAT. This is fucking, you got to chill on some of this. That's it. That's why you need Patrice, man. That's why you need fucking Patrice. Patrice was that motherfucker, dude. Anybody.

Patrice was that motherfucker who'd be like, man, cut that shit out. No, he would go beyond cut that shit out. Yeah, yeah. What he'd do is he'd get up from the table as Chappelle was walking over. Let me make some room for the hero, everybody.

Let me make some room for the hero. You know me, I love heroes. Eating them, sitting next to them. I love me some heroes. Hey, is there any

frontline workers here? You should thank this man for the sacrifice he made to get this show back. We're keeping y'all in business. We'll be working overtime. Oh, man. But for real, though, thank you for being out there and doing shows,

because we got some shows coming up. So you can go check out TheAndrewSchultz.com for all of our upcoming dates. AkashSingh.com over here. That's right, AkashSingh.com. We're back on tour. It's called the Heroes Tour. The Heroes Tour. Yo, you should call it big hero seeks yeah baby you're a seek now heroes welcome hey bro i'm one bug away you're one bug away dude

what else we got man what else we got i know there's some come some crazy shit going on out there fuck oh what did you think about the um uh the daughter of the person that made the Lombardi trophy? This is the Super Bowl trophy for football. Oh my God. You can't give attention to everybody. So she said when she saw the video of Tom Brady throwing the trophy from his boat to Rob Gronkowski's boat, the trophy from his boat to rob gronkowski's boat she uh said that she felt insulted on her father's behalf and that tom brady owed an apology shut up bitch let me tell you something bitch that shit is the tom brady trophy yes it is vince lombardi got two you stupid bitch tom brady got

three and a half times as many trophies as your cancerous ass grandfather that was probably a little far but i stand by lombardi wasn't her grandfather this is the craziest thing her grandfather just made it oh my god she's got zero connection to greatness who the fuck are you i mean how could your grandfather design such a thing a football on top of a podium what a creative genius. We got a real Elon Musk over here with their design capabilities. This is the fucking shittiest trophy.

When you really think about things, how shitty is the trophy? And not to mention, it's been in way worse places than Rob Gronkowski's fucking hands and Tom Brady's. If it fell in the water, that might be the cleanest place

that it's ever been in. Safest place it's been is Rob Gronkowski's hands. Whores kooches. Okay? It's been whores kooches. I'm not saying the entire thing, but you know for sure after the Super Bowl party, they try to fit it up in there. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Let's be honest here. Whores kooches. You don't think they tried to put that in back and first, Al? No, I don't think so. You don't think? You don't think they went back first? 100% Had to.

Had to. Come on. That's probably how Joss Whedon started every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Slaying that pussy. I'm just saying, dude, what a preposterous thing to say. Who the fuck is this bitch? Who is she? Who is she?

I cannot believe you. What's her name? Don't nobody know. Bitch. Hey, what's her name? I don't know. Maybe we got to reserve the word bitch for these type of situations, bro. Nah, that's a good word. I'd be using that shit for all kinds of things yeah I know but the power that it can

yield or wield wield one of them shits bitch stupid ass bitch yeah that was a bitch ass thing for me to even say bitch this bitch a bitch yo she needs to know

that's a good one yo twat that's a good one I haven't said twat in a minute yeah I think it almost like reads better than it actually

sounds but just a twatty thing the entitlement you have zero connection to this she's just trying to be fucking relevant I hope they change the trophy I hope Tom Brady

changes the fucking trophy he has the right literally I hope next year when he comes back that's not what the Super Bowl trophy looks like no more I hope they get the trophy. I hope Tom Brady changes the fucking trophy. He has the right. Literally, I hope next year when he comes back, that's not what the Super Bowl trophy looks like no more. I hope they get a different Super Bowl trophy just to spite this bitch. It should be the Tom Brady trophy. At the very least, he should have the MVP trophy. I think it should be the Tom Brady trophy.

It should be the Tom Brady. You know how they got Jerry West? Yeah. First of all, how many championships has Jerry West got? He's the logo, but he's not the championship. Bill Russell's the MVP of the finals. But the logo. Like, you got one championship

and you're the logo? That's a little wild. Let's put, let's put, let's switch that up. Jerry West gotta go, too. Yeah, but then you gotta change a lot of things, though. Hey, Jerry, you're sweet.

You're a nice guy. You got a decent jump shot. Great GM. Great GM? You're not the logo. How many people, kids right now, know that Jerry West is the logo? When I was growing up, I didn't know it was Jerry West. It took me forever to realize that.

I had no fucking clue. Yeah. Right? I mean, it should be Bill Russell. That'd be all right. It's the guy. Yo, the logo should always be the guy with the most championships. I love it.

Nah. But back up, because then you got fucking robert ory out there good ass point no shit ain't nobody getting 11 because you know he'll put his name in that i think robert ory welcomed tom brady to the like the seven championship club i mean that was adorable that's cute he's got the right i love robert he'll got the right no he don't yo so here's the thing about big shot bob is that even though he's not responsible for those championships in the same way some of his teammates are without him those championships aren't there he won the finals for the lakers bro real talk he did so it's like it's the trickiest situation because we're sitting here

going bob what are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. He wasn't some bum. He wasn't a great, but he did hit the fucking game winners throughout his career. So he can make the argument like when Steve, no, John Paxson, when John Paxson hit that game winner for the Bulls, John Paxson gets to brag about that ring. Yep. He gets to wear that shit, shine all over you. This is how you win a championship.

He gets to say all that kind of shit because he hit the fucking shot. He sure did. About that one. Huh? He could say that about that one win. Oh, he can't talk about no more than that one. That's what I'm saying. That's it.

One. He gets to talk about one. Corey didn't hit game winners in all seven of them things. So I think he has three big game winners. He gets to talk about three. He can talk about three. Don't brag about being the seven chip club. Fuck out of here. You were in the right place at the right time.

Put some respect on Big Shot Bob. I mean, when Steve Kerr got nine? Something crazy. No, because he wasn't there for the first three Bulls. He was there for the second three. And he went to the Spurs. Yeah, but, oh, as a coach.

And as a coach. Look it up. Google it. I think he got like five, six. Because he wasn't there for the Spurs first few either. I don't know if he's there. What? Hey, sucking teeth, bro.

That's a good point. Yo, sucking teeth is a great way to show your displeasure. I mean, it is super. Kurt has five. As a player. As a player, yeah. And then how many as a coach? Three as a coach.

Three. So he's at eight. Yeah. He would never do that, though. He would never be like, welcome to the eight championship. He said it sarcastically. He's like, if he got one more, he knows what the fuck's happening. You know what I mean?

It's where he plays right time. It's like all of us being what I mean? It's the right place, right time. It's like all of us being in America. He could have really had the fucking sense slapped into him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He never got out of line after that. That shit really put him in place. Yeah, humble, humble. But can we talk about how Brady was wasted, though?

Oh, that's the best. I love him. And how he leaned in. He goes, nothing to see here. He misspells all of it. He goes, nothing to see her. He misspells all of it. He goes, nothing to see her. Yeah. Just a little avocado ice cream.

Avocado tequila. Avocado tequila, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so good. That's good. He does the greatest. It shows that he's a little human, because I thought this motherfucker's just straight robot.

I did too. Like, that show. Because of the Patriots holding him back in personality even. Yeah. He's funny on social media. He is actually funny. And you know how you know he's a good guy? Because even when he's drunk, he's mad loving, giving Antoine Winfield,

Twan, Twan, like just happy, talking to everybody, carrying his daughter. Calling his players niggas. No, no, he didn't say that. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. I know the clip that you're referencing. He didn't say that. We're not going to put that on him.

His sound is very close, though. He might have went to some plantation parties But I'm telling you this It sounds exactly like him But it can't be Oh he goes up to Ed Reed And he goes my kryptonite He's showing mad respect to him He goes we got to get you over here And it sounds like he's saying it

There's no fucking way There's cameras everywhere Ed Reed is black we gotta get you over here ma and it sounds like he's saying yeah there's no fucking way there's cameras everywhere there's like ed reed is black bro if you say that shit to ed reed and ed reed lets you slide yeah who the fuck am i it's not like he said it's a key and peel you could say it's a key and yeah there's a difference saying to a black guy that i know won't do shit to me but like there are white people that would feel abundantly comfortable saying the n-word i think there's white people who give them shows just so they can say it and ed reed is not the one yeah exactly ed reed is a type of black where you as a half puerto rican might be like i don't know if i'm gonna let this drop i don't know i

gotta check in with this man first to make sure. Bet money. I'm wrong? Bet money you wouldn't say to Edward. I'm wrong? I guarantee you'd be nervous about that shit, right? Bet money. What's good, man?

Clay Thompson not saying no Edwards. I don't know. Ed Reed. Steph Curry, no. Steph Curry not saying no Edwards. Ed Reed, uh-uh. LeBron can think about this shit a little bit. He can think about it. Dog dog do i want it with ed reed is a problemo yeah for tom if tom brady did say it to ed reed respect son let me tell you how dope tom brady is let me tell you how dope tom

brady is man i was looking at tom a picture of tom br and his Victoria's Secret wife, Gisele Bundchen. And I'm looking at this picture and I know bullshit. I know bullshit. I said out loud, I go, that's one lucky bitch, bro. This bitch is so lucky, bro. She is a Victoria's Secret supermodel. Makes more money than him a year. Yeah.

I'm seeing them in the same picture, and I'm like, she won the lottery. This girl is the luckiest human being on planet Earth. Oh, man. Yo. Unbelievable. What a guy, dude. What a guy. I love him.

Got to get him on the pod. Honestly, if he said the N-word to Ed Reed, that's his eighth ring. You think he gets a ring for that? that's another super bowl championship in my eyes you the champ if you say that shit to ed reed that's how he threw him off if you say that shit to ed reed you the champ that's how you gotta throw ed reed off you gotta say it in front of him and all the cameras and he looks at you like hold on did you just he just confused as fuck out of nowhere oh fuck Bro I know It's just

I mean I always need to play the clip If you guys look it up on YouTube That's probably how he confuses the defense He's like One two Nigga one Nigga one Hey hey

Defense don't know what to fucking do after that Should we all sack him? What the The whole defense comes in on a blitz Yeah cause the next play He would get fucked up at one time yeah but if ed reed lets you say it bro you got it yeah there's a different level you got the juice now you got it i mean just unbelievable that chick thought that she was gonna get an apology from

brady tom brady about throwing the trophy bitch Bitch, how dare you? Unbelievable. You can't get an apology from the guy underneath Gronk that had his hands up. Oh, yeah. The guy who actually caught it. Yeah. It was a wild thing to throw. Not because it would sink because you can get another one of them bullshits. But that could hurt.

That could really hurt somebody. Yeah. That's a Florida ass thing. It got some weight on that shit. There's some pointy edges. It's pointy. It's silver. It's slippery as fuck. Everybody's wet. They're some weight on that shit. There's some pointy edges. It's pointy. It's silver. It's slippery as fuck.

Everybody's wet. They're on the water. That man was drunk. Yeah, he was drunk. He wouldn't think about nothing. Not at all. So he's not drunk. You got me.

You say fucking. That's such a drunk thing to do. Hey, you kept it. I'm throwing it. It's so drunk. He was drunk, bro. Yeah, you should apologize. We're coming to the end. it's so drunk he was drunk bro yeah you should apologize y'all come so we need an apology tom brady you could have killed somebody people had their fucking

children on that boat dude what if he hit one of their kids he wouldn't though he's tom brady that's tom brady you're not gonna miss that's what he does under pressure he performs he performs bro man put it right where they could catch it ptpme time player. P.T.P.er, bro. Damn, dude. He do it. He the greatest. The GOAT. Fucking Jordan. Jordan ain't throwing any.

Yo, let me ask you. In his post-game speech, was he talking about how heroic he was a lot? Yo, like when he. Careful. Like when he literally took the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to the promised lands. From not even in the playoffs. From not even in the playoffs. From not even in the playoffs before and then won a coach. Yeah.

His first ring. Yeah. Was he like, I'm a hero. I'm a hero. And by the way, did you hear me? I'm a hero. Did he say that? I don't think I heard it.

Al, did you hear it? Or did he say like, yo, we won this together and this is pretty awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I think he said a lot of we. It was a lot of we. It was a lot of we. He made it a point to say we.

It was we, right? Yeah. Just making sure. I'm just saying. The GOAT is out here, you know we. It was a lot of we. He made it a point to say we, I think. It was we, right? Yeah. Just making sure. I'm just saying. The GOAT is out here, you know what I mean, doing GOAT shit. You know who didn't get corona? Oh, the GOAT? Motherfucker lived in Florida.

That's what's up. You know what I'm saying? Played football. Nobody on the team didn't. There was no corona outbreak. Nothing. He was having practices before the season in parks. No corona. That's Florida practices before the season in parks. No corona.

That's Florida, baby. That's Florida. In DeSantis, we trust. Oh, my God. What? Yo, real talk. You'd rather Andrew Gillum getting stroked in a motel than Rick DeSantis, bro? He knows I'd have a good time.

You got to give him that. You got to give him that. Let's be honest, yo. Andrew Gillum, bro, might have been a great Florida governor. santas bro he knows i'd have a good time you gotta give him that let's be honest yo andrew gillenbrough might have been a great florida governor not covet times if it was non-covet this guy does meth yeah and he's bisexual allegedly no he's bisexual a method allegedly but the meth is alleged but it's pretty much not but it is alleged right right it's guaranteed i mean you can't be by if we're gonna talk about fucking um de cuomo and newsom as president we should talk about

florida and wheels in texas greg abbott and they call him wheels bro they call him wheels yo they should they should get a run at it or roll at it whatever son can you get a run at it or a roll at it, whatever. Son, can you get a roll at it? I think he should take a roll at it, bro. He got a roll at it. He should roll for president, I think. He got a roll for president. I got a roll for president, dog. Come on, man.

You got just as chance as anybody else. Bro. Oh, man. Would he say he was going to roll for president? That'd be a great slogan. Son, if he says I'm rolling for president. I'm a great slogan. If he says, I'm rolling for president. I'm voting for him. He has to.

I'm voting for him. Yeah, I'm voting. And just seats his vice on his lap like a baby at Christmas in a mall. Dude, that is the way. Dude, we got to do it. Roll with Abbott. We're rolling with Abbott. Yo, Elon, fix his legs.

That's what I would say. If I'm Abbott, I'd'd be like once i'm president i'm gonna get that south african motherfucker to fix my feet dude we gotta do this so abbott or desantis yeah i think we gotta go i think we gotta go that direction we gotta at least bring it up we gotta have the discussion talk about Cuomo and Newsom. Son, DeSantis looks just like Chris Scopo. It's unbelievable. I don't even know what DeSantis looks like. No, he doesn't.

Oh, my God. I got to show you right now. Shouts to Chris. Can you pull it up? Shouts to Chris Scopo, dog. You know, shouts to Chris, man. Love you, Chris. Man, I hear you're losing weight in Corona.

Did he? Yeah. You got that hiv? No. Stop drinking. What? Yo, nobody talking about the hiv no more. Tell me that ain'tris scopo tell me that ain't chris scopo right there a little bit it's a little bit that's exactly i love how the picture that alex brought up this is how fucking florida desantis is

he's holding a microphone that he's got to share with other people so he only put one glove on and it's for his mic glove. He's like, I refuse to wear any sort of protection. The one they made me wear. Only just what they made me. I'm a left hand this shit. Look at this guy. Eyes closed.

We'll see what happens. That's his governing strategy. We'll see what happens. Leave it open. Let the people do it. But it worked, dog. Bro, it worked. Everybody moving here.

Literally, everybody's moving here, bro. Or Texas. Or Texas. But now after they saw what happened in Texas with the roaming blackouts and the freezing cold. My parents had no electricity all day. I don't know what happened back then. I didn't even hear about that. Freezing cold, snow.

16 degrees. And in Texas, everything is electric. They don't have gas heat, so they just got no heat. Oh, shit. Freezing cold. Shit is rough, bro. Wow. I'm glad we didn't go there, dog. I'm just saying, bro. You know what I mean? electric they don't have gas heat so they just got no heat oh freezing cold shit it's rough bro i'm glad we didn't go there dog i'm just saying bro yeah i mean a hero guides his people on the journey to success you know what i mean hey listen it's up it's up to a hero a true hero

a true hero guides his flock well through the desert you want to stay warm to my mom not my dad you're not allowed for obvious reasons to my mom if you want to start drinking you can just blame it on the weather and say the weather made you give up your religion and start drinking maybe smoke do some drugs blame it on mother nature yo okay find a motel with andrew getting that have to be your dad yeah yeah you're right right right bro i'm telling you bro for real man well here we are down in miami bro heroes and shit hey bro we doing it we are heroes bro we are heroes are there any other topics you scroll down no we are heroes al can you do the heroic thing and see if there's more things for us to talk about? Because the way that you did that was, hey, listen, what was the line he said?

The cowards don't recognize the brave or some shit. What was it? He had some thing about like cowards criticize the heroes. He called Andrew a coward, Doug. That's a while. He called Andrew a coward, son. He called you a coward. Let me tell you when I'm a coward.

When I walk into one of them watch stores, bro. Your boy is cowardly. I hot potato that shit right back onto my girl. My girl was like, what did you want to see? I was like, we're in here for you. Why'd you even walk in? Oh, okay. We're at this mall.

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toilet that you already have okay you don't have to buy a whole new fucking toilet you don't have to buy one of those like crazy japanese ones like notices when you walk in the room and does all this other shit it's you don't need that whatever you have that you're comfortable that your butt cheeks fit on brilliantly that you've worked out and grooved to your comfort you keep that and then you add the bidet and it's going to clean your fucking ass so that when you wipe you almost see nothing it's just water it's amazing this is my least favorite thing about yeah miami's i haven't gotten my tushy yet it's in new york i haven't gotten my new one i need another one tushy hook it up no brainer asshole clean assholes for the assholes i'm telling you if we're gonna be the asshole army

them assholes gotta be clean hell yeah we get in the brown right out of that asshole and we do it with a fucking bidet by tushy this is a no brain i'm telling anybody who hasn't tried it i get it first you're like oh i feel a little vulnerable there's gonna be water shot on my ass the second you have it you're like i need this all the time it It's the best. You stay there longer. The best. 100%. I'll text while water's shooting right up my ass. It's the best. It's amazing. Is that vulnerable?

I don't care. It feels incredible. I've gone no toilet paper. I've been out and I've been like, you know what? A little extra longer on a tushy and I'm straight. Underwear is straight the next day. Done. Done.

The only reason why everybody on this fucking planet doesn't have a tushy, this is the only reason why. Well, a lot of people shouldn't hold still, but everybody with a toilet doesn't have a tushy this is the only reason why well a lot of people shouldn't hold still but everybody with a toilet doesn't have a tushy it's because the toilet paper industry is jealous it's big toilet paper big toilet paper is getting in the way of tushy's dominance of the market and we're not gonna let that happen nope okay we're freedom we're not we're heroes we are fucking heroes akash i'm a hero with my tushy i'm a hero with my tushy did I'm a hero with my tushy. Did you just refer to yourself as a hero?

Oh, yeah. Well, I did that too. Yeah, absolutely. I guess we're heroes. We're heroes, buddy. Fucking heroes. Anyway, you could be a hero too. Just make sure you get a tushy. You go to hellotushy.com slash flagrant, okay?

You get 10% off plus free shipping. Okay, that's hellotushy.com slash flagrant to get 10 off plus free shipping this is a special offer for our listeners go to hello tushy.com slash flagrant to get 10 off okay we love you we want your assholes clean now let's get back to the show and we're back uh all right here's an interesting story i think there's a couple more things to talk about and then we get out of here but um this chick who was an ex-mma fighter named gina carano uh was fired from her role on the mandalorian yeah okay al watches the show yeah um he said that uh she's useless on the show yeah her her character is important but she's a horrible actress yeah she basically, I think basically what happened was she was a legit MMA fighter. So she started getting these action roles.

And I think it's just like, oh, this adds validity to this person in the movie because she can really do these things in real life. Right. Right? So I get that. And sure, she's in the show. Is she kicking people's ass in the show? Yeah.

Right. And she can literally kick ass. Yeah. Right? In real life life because she used to be an mma fighter i get it i get what hollywood does right um so she tweets out something i think it was tweet or she basically put out this and she goes uh she was talking she basically compared the persecution of republicans um and trumpers to the nazi persecution of jews. She goes, Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers, but by their neighbors, even by children. Because history is edited, most people today don't realize that to get to that point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being

Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views now she got fired for saying this um first of all shouts to jews bro the jews they fucking got it locked bro they really do they got it locked where's dove know we need his opinion on it right now he's getting feasted on by the rona yeah yo all that um like the jewish chinese relationship uh it really is does like reign true like you know how like that's where jews go on christmas no i didn't know it chinese food places yeah yeah and now the chinese are eating the jews but uh so um i'm actually curious what dove has to say it's a bummer he's not here but uh it is interesting right because what she's trying to say now listen anytime you liken anything to the holocaust you could definitely make the argument that you're dismissing the

severity of the holocaust right that's immediately gonna happen exactly and the same thing with slavery right it's like anytime you call like when athletes call themselves oh this is modern dismissing the severity of the Holocaust, right? That's what's immediately going to happen. Exactly. And the same thing with slavery, right? It's like anytime you call, like when athletes call themselves, oh, this is modern day slavery, it's like you're kind of belittling how horrible slavery was. And like we say that. Now, you can make arguments for both, right? You could say like when athletes talk about being slaves, they're talking about their freedom to operate in the world is restricted based on these contracts, right?

And that is absolutely nothing like slavery and i understand why there's pushback especially from the black community you hear it from like the conservative side who is just trying to do anything they can to like shut athletes up but you also hear from the black community it's like hey can we not liken everything to slavery yeah we're belittling how horrendous slavery was, right? Most slaves would, in a heartbeat, switch places with a professional athlete. Absolutely. Yeah. So the thing with what she's saying here

is interesting because she's not saying, I think this is more nuanced, she's not saying that what Republicans go through is the same as what Jews went through in Nazi Germany. Right. What she's saying is this is the groundwork for what happened to Jews. Yes.

In other words, you first need to make it okay to publicly hate someone and shame them, and then you could do whatever you want with those people. So do I think in America in the year 2021 that there's ever going to be a time where we're just rounding up trump supporters half the country like you know how big the fucking camps are going to need to be like we didn't even have enough room for the native americans there's no way we're going to have enough room to put 74 barely a minority barely a minority barely barely 49

percent 49.5 percent yeah, so that can't happen. Like Jews were a super, super small minority in Germany. So this is completely unrealistic. But what she's saying is you can't allow hatred towards a group of people because when you openly hate a group of people, all of a sudden it becomes very easy to inflict acts of violence. You can't make a person radioactive for who they are. That's kind of what you're saying. Like, yeah, you're going to hate this person automatically because she's a trumper.

And when it's open to hate them, violence is very easy. Like, remember a punch a Trump supporter or something or a punch a MAGA person? Something, yeah. Back in the day, like, it was just like a saying. So it's like, yeah, MAGA people are racist and a sexist and all these other things, so you might as well just punch them in the face. Or punch a Nazi. That was it. But they were referring to the MAGA people as Nazis, essentially. And it is kind of weird that nobody ever has issue the other way around.

That's what I was going to say. We've been comparing Trump to Hitler for four years. Now the comparisons are stronger than ever. Nobody ever says, hey, that's triggering. Do you understand that Hitler killed six million Jews? That's so true. Like we can label. That is really interesting.

And that's what bothers me about this. I think what she's saying is stupid. Like I understand the general point that she's trying to make. And that's not stupid. She takes it to a stupid place. But people compare Trump to Hitler on the other side side for four years and nobody's losing jobs yeah there seems to be no issue with that whatsoever so the left is completely okay when people use hitler as something i don't know like a way to like judge how horrible human being is. Yes. And apply that on conservatives,

right? Trump is Hitler, right? Ted Cruz is Hitler. Proud boys and all these things are Nazis, et cetera. They're applying the Nazi Germany, um,

likeness all the time. How is that not marginalizing the death of 6 million Jews? It completely marginalizesizes i just don't understand how the other side doesn't apply just to be fair i do think both sides do it like whenever there's like some type of uh yes and that's it's annoying they always go to him i don't think this is fireable but that that is uh i was actually talking to mark about this uh the other day before he had corona and uh and uh he brought up the thing he's like who did people compare people to before hitler because hitler is the litmus test for horrible yeah right so and i

guess it was apparently napoleon really yeah like i guess the napoleonic times were like incredibly brutal war and people just getting fucking massacred all the time so he was this person who was trying to dominate the whole world and looked at as incredibly evil hitler came around and now napoleon's like oh i remember that cute guy that was a good general yeah like how crazy is that do you think there'll be somebody worse that comes along and then hitler becomes napoleon i mean hopefully not but it's possible isn't that fucking crazy all it takes is one person to do a little bit worse thing than you and all of a sudden you're off scot-free remember george bush most hated man in america now all of a sudden best friends

with michelle obama passing around fucking lozenges and shit during every single uh inauguration people love their relationship yep that's amazing so trump is one bad guy away from being remember that funny guy that used to tweet the crazy shit yeah that's a good point and maybe all these politicians know that you're just the latest person on the whipping post or whatever yeah yeah anyway so back to this i don't think that this is that absurd i i don't i don't think it's absurd if the point she's trying to make is hey we can't tolerate this behavior where you allow people to just openly hate someone else. I agree with that. Right? What else is she going to liken it to? If you want to show severity,

you use an example more extreme than the one that you're in. I think it's just so much more extreme that it's ridiculous, but I still stand by it. I thought her thing is, this isn't what it is. This is where it goes. This is the beginning of it. Yeah. And I said the same thing when people compared trump to hitler in his first year in office i was like this is way too fucking early to do let him cook a little let him get there he's just warming up marinate let this

marinate this trump this trump fan trumpian hatred or whatever let that marinate when a couple trumps get fucking knocked out then we got something right. Right now, but again, I don't think this is fireable. This is not something you get fired for. And if it is, start looking at the motherfuckers who compared Trump to Hitler for four years. Yeah, why does it never? How does that not undermine what the Jews went through? Let's try to break that down. Why do you think that is?

Where's the concentration camps? Where did those happen in the past four years? None. I'm saying the U.S. did trump put people in concentration camps like tell me the steps that are so holocaust like why is it that you can like this is what's the difference you can liken someone to the persecutor you can't liken someone to the persecuted so it's almost like it's i guess it's no different than i imagine how black people feel about slavery right we can call anybody a slave master but once you start calling yourself yeah

it's like i'm basically a slave like if some white person was like yeah look at the treatment that i'm getting okay it's like we're basically a slave black people like yo y'all don't even know what it's like yeah to be a slave yeah but if you said yeah the way this guy runs a company he's like a slave master the way elon musk runs a company he's a slave master i don't know if black people are going hey you're belittling how horrible slave masters are yeah i don't i don't think it would get as much pushback if any but that's interesting but it's it's an implied thing. If Trump is Hitler, aren't the rest of the nation the persecuted? Aren't they saying we are the persecuted?

Yes. I guess they're not explicitly saying it, so there's like, what, a plausible deniability? Yes. But it's essentially the same implication. It is the same thing. Yeah. But that is the way that you protect yourself.

You just don't take on the struggle. Yeah. Right? You just pass on the persecution. Right right and that is completely scot-free and i think sorry to interrupt but we do this all the time where we're like uh uh he's a he's a nazi about grammar yeah right yeah yeah yeah grammar nazi it's the exact grammar nazi right he's a super nazi like we use the word Nazi interchangeably with someone who's a real pain in the ass like Nazi shouldn't equal pain in the ass that's true kinda mean

doesn't give you soup grammar Nazi he's always telling me where to put commas this guy and that's the comedic juxtaposition let's describe something with something way more severe, right? When you call, say, someone looks like a whale or someone looks like a manatee, right?

They don't actually look like a manatee, but you're describing them in a way more severe way, and that's why it's funny, right? Obviously, she's not trying to be funny right here, but she's using the same tactic of describing her situation in a way more severe way so people pay attention to it. Have they been trying to get rid of her for a while? Like, is this enough? Yeah, that might be it, bro. I think so.

Disney also super woke, though. My girl is watching. Now, if there's anyone that should understand. Yeah. If there is any company. Oh, yeah. If there is any company on this planet yeah that should not cancel her oh that's true for these beliefs maybe they're trying to make it right you know it's a company

started by good old walt disney oh maybe you're right maybe they're super sensitive to their past yeah walt disney was a nazi sympathizer back in the day or allegedly i don't know exactly what he said but i think it's pretty common knowledge that he was that's what you hear a lot right now what i was gonna say is my girl first of all disney i've always noticed has been kind of progressive in certain ways like they had that one cinderella where brandy was cinderella right and like there's a black girl that was one of the stepsisters and two white girls but she put on aladdin after that and then there was like a disclaimer that was like we understand that some of this stuff was offensive rather than, than editing out history, we think it's important to have these conversations. But any movie they have, we started going through.

We stopped the movie. We were like, what about this movie? Could this be offensive? And any movie that could be offensive, they have that disclaimer now. That's just their way of going, it costs too much to change this shit. So keep watching this shit, motherfucker. You know you like it, but don't be angry. But they're on that, we're very much on the forefront of like the woke movement or whatever yeah so this is i guess in line with

that but i don't think this is fireable i just don't yeah you can call it stupid i do i don't think it's fire but we also use hyperbole every single day yeah career like that's what we literally do like what she's doing she's not doing it for comedic purposes she's doing it for dramatic purposes but like for a living what we do is exaggerate things so it's funny so when we see someone else exaggerate things we're like oh yeah that's that's relatable that's what we do maybe that's why it's not so shocking but for these literalists right these like suits these corporate motherfuckers who don't know how to think outside of like right in front of their face maybe they're just like uh-oh people could cancel their subscriptions if she's maybe this is a stupid counter argument but we even the way we

all use language like when people say literally it doesn't mean literally anymore gary goldman has a great bit about it how like now it it's become it even just means figuratively oh he's literally a thousand pounds yeah we all do that everybody exaggerates language yes we all have a boss that's a slave driver slave master nobody's like a stand-up so they get it in the office we all say it so i don't and you know what's interesting she actually knows a little bit about not yeah i didn't know that shit neither did i i thought it was like hitler turned on the light and then that's it with the jews i didn't know that but it makes way more sense that they slowly need to gain support.

Yeah. They slowly need to gain support for this behavior. Yeah. And they tolerate these actions from like the regular Germans who are in the street. I mean, this is, I don't know. It's kind of weird. If you're Jewish, I'm really curious. If you're Jewish, do you not agree with this on some level? I think Ben Shapiro supported her actually

and he's you know head media jew right but like which is very much head jew if you're head media jew you head jew boy but i i wonder if like as a jew as a jew in this situation you're like hey listen we've studied this we We know how this works. She's not wrong. Do we think this will happen in America? No. We don't think this will happen in America. They don't think this will happen in America to non-Jews.

But if you ask the average Jew if they think that Jewish persecution could happen again, they believe that it could. My Jewish friends, I asked them, and they're like, absolutely. 100% it could happen. And it could happen quicker than you ever believed. So I bet if- I believe a race war could start oh you don't think we're back to norms no really i still think we're on edge son we got the chapelle show back bro we got the first two seasons all those people that stormed the capital they didn't disappear because there was no chapelle show now that now that the chapelle

show is back and they can watch sketch comedy we need a hero we got a hero fine we got a hero though we have that's one of those he's not the hero that we asked for but he's the one we deserve what is the bad man shit yeah the one we deserve i think it's the one we deserve dude but that's the thing man so jews still feel that they could be prosecuted and black people still feel that there could be a civil war that's interesting yeah and i can't tell you not to feel that because the way that you look at history it seems incredibly easy yeah right the way that akash and i look at history we're like i ain't gonna have it but it's not we didn't grow up learning about this shit non-stop going hey it could happen yeah so yeah

this is it's just a really tricky one if she wasn't such a trash actress go yeah that's what i was just about to say in this one i really just think it's almost like when um a company drops an athlete for some little thing they say but it's like you know like the athlete was just like starting to play trash and so it's like any reason I can let him go, I think that's what... They were just looking for something. Boom, you gave us a nice out where we don't look bad for firing some woman. But I also think if she was on the other side,

there wouldn't be this firestorm. If she was on the liberal side... And again, it might be different because the history of being persecuted, but a lot of people pointed out the things that... Like the anti-minority movement, or I guess it was was whatever in the last four years and like they were like yo this is how the holocaust started this is how x started how y

started this is how this like that's that's been happening on the other side this is the first time we heard a trump supporter saying it about themselves and now it's a now it's a problem and again it might be different because minorities particularly black people had such a history of being persecuted in america that you look at them you're like, yeah, no, that's more plausible than a white female Trumper. Yeah. I was actually watching this documentary and they said like during the Trump years, like white extremism went up 55 percent, like throughout those four years. Wow. That's a little scary.

Yeah. Wow. It was a little scary. I get it. But, you know, Biden won. Yeah. So hopefully it goes down but the fact that it's like you just don't think it can have that drastic of an increase maybe that's because it came from nothing like if there was three in 2017, that's up 50%.

But that doesn't mean it's tons more. I do believe it went up a good amount and I think you could feel it and we were all on edge, but I also think this kind of shit only makes it worse. You're making that shit up entirely, bro. Stop it.

Stop trying to steal my country. Stop trying to steal my country, stop trying to steal my country bro you already stole the vote bro say what you already stole the vote stop it i knew you were part of that shit y'all probably made the machine you know what it sounds like you need what's that hero i wish we knew one dog i wish we knew a hero i need a hero dude oh my god bro yo what if batman after saving gotham came out he's like, I am your hero? New Yorkers would be like, fuck out of here, bro. You're wearing spandex, bro.

What the fuck are you wearing? We bailed you out. What if instead of that, it was Bruce Wayne saying it after a ruthless corporate takeover of Wayne Enterprises? What if that's when he's hero moment? What if that's when he was like moment? What if that's when he was like, Wayne Enterprise's stock up 50%. I am a hero. I'm the hero.

Non-stockholders too. I'm your hero. I have courage. You don't agree? It's because you're cowards. Hey, does anybody disagree with me? You must be a coward. Because only cowards disagree with a hero.

Where's Patrice? We need you, Patrice. All right, last story. Al, your boy. 6'9". Get the fuck out of here. Your boy 6'9". Is causing some ruckus.

Talk to me. Break this down. I didn't understand what happened. I read these tweets and I didn't get it. So it's more of his fake capping. So basically he, I don't know how he knew, but Meek Mills at some restaurant. He goes, waits outside for him to come out. He has his bodyguards with him.

Meek comes out with his bodyguards with him. Everybody knows that neither one of them are going to fight, but they're all just talking. Josh and both sides have their phone out so they're recording them just cursing at one another while the fucking bodyguards are in between both of them there's some shit i would like meek mill claims he spit on him i didn't really see it six nine claims that meek mill's running with police as his security or whatever the case is but it was just who was takashi to judge anybody for rolling with police? That's why this whole thing was so,

isn't he a witness fucking protection? Yeah, no, not anymore. Oh no, he was, you were at one point in your life in witness protection. So you can't knock anybody of having police security.

That's why it's so, who the fuck else supposed to secure you? You can, that's why white people feel safe all the time. Police secure them. No, no, you can knock people with security if they are claiming they're gangster.

Is Meek still doing that? He ain't all reformed. He's like half in, half out. What restaurant he was eating at? Probably wasn't a fucking McDonald's. Damn, I don't know the restaurant. Probably wasn't getting chicken tenders. He might have got chicken tenders, bro. He might have got some Jiggity's.

He might have got some Jiggity Dendes have got some jiggity dandies bro i bet he was possible nc you think meals are refined now what do you think he got some jiggity cutlets sometimes you don't want that bread and you just get a little no no he at least got jiggity parm at least you get a little jiggity parm for sure yeah dude sometimes you gotta get a little jiggity parm you gotta get a little jiggity parm bro um but nah this is an interesting one because i don't know if this is i doubt this that this is Meek Mill being like actively involved in this, but maybe six, nine is just searching for a rapper dumb enough to beef with him.

Yeah. Like I think again, I don't know all these motherfuckers, but like, I think little Dirk kind of like brilliantly just said, I'm not going to deal with this guy at all. I'm not going to beef with this guy at all. Right.

Yeah. And then he didn't beef with him. nine's album flops right dirk puts out an album later and it looks initially like it's not gonna do that well but then it was apparently only one day sales right and then he's been killing it with this fucking album yeah and so like dirk kind of figured out the best way to handle six nine six nine is a sale yeah sales need wind yeah sales can do nothing by themselves yeah they just stand there the second there's wind all of a sudden you are moving yeah right so 69 knows he needs beef that's his wind right so he's like is there a rapper that's dumb enough that's actually going to engage with me maybe a rapper that kind of needs some attention

meek's been falling off the music hasn't really been there i mean has he had like a hit recently not really not really you know so i wonder if he's like all right let me see if i can cook something up with meek i need some attention i think uh he's trying to drop a new song he leaked a little something on his instagram did he drop it yet i don't know if he dropped it but he definitely showed like a little preview of two new songs. So he's trying to tap into the beef thing so he can do it. He's also like, what's the safest guy to beef with? I can't beef with one of these real street

motherfuckers because they ain't going to kill my ass. But I can beef with one of these reform thugs who feels like they still got to protect themselves, protect their gangster, and show that they got it, but at the same time, they're like, I ain't going back to jail. And he knows he's on parole, so Meek can't do... Oh, Meek so oh meek is on parole he can't do nothing he's finding the perfect person that can't do shit that he can make look like a bitch yeah he gonna talk all that shit make him look

like a bitch and me can't do anything back or else he's going back to jail and meek does not want to do that no more yep yeah i mean bro it's kind of corny dude i told you i was telling mark the other day it's over for six nine man it really is and it's kind of corny, dude. I was telling Mark the other day, it's over for 6ix9ine, man. It really is. And it's a shame because he was so funny, bro. Like when he was just doing funny stuff, like running in the hotels or like playing goalie in soccer, like he would do some really funny skits.

Like he's a funny kid. You know that like he edits all his own music videos? Yeah, I think you were telling me this. Yeah, like so he comes from this as like an editor like creative and then he goes okay how do i put together a character that will work and i'll sell this music but he's a kind of nerd yeah and then he just figured it out i mean it's it's such a bummer man it is such a bummer he was a really entertaining character but yeah if nobody's gonna engage with him with the beef and he doesn't have credibility to beef, because before when he was claiming super thug,

you got to react to a super thug if you're a super thug, right? Now, when everybody knows you're not and that you snitched and now you wrote the cops, you'll got to react to that person because that person can't pull your card at all. If 6ix9ine calls Gucci a pussy, Gucci got to go, oh, I don't talk to the police. Yeah. He don't have to beef back if who's a real street dude. If Lil Durk calls Gucci a pussy, Gucci got to say something, right?

Might be something, yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know, man. So what does he do next? Who? 6ix? Is it over?

I think he has to pivot the music where it's like he could try to find a balance between like that aggressive shit, but with lighter content. Like he's still trying to act tough in his music. Yeah. Because his music is just aggressive. Like, how do you talk about a happy subject? But it's like he has to try to find that medium because nobody believes you anymore with the tough guy shit yeah but all he really knows how to make is the tough guy shit so yeah well we'll see who knows who knows what

happens next but uh anything else anything else you want to talk about i think that's it i think we hit it yeah oh hallie berry do you care? No. I thought you cared. You cared a lot Friday. It's over. Yeah, then I was like, I'm not reading this whole article, man. I did care initially. All right, guys. Yo, thank y'all so much for listening.

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