Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Did Twitter Kill Freedumb of Speech?

Episode Date: January 12, 2021

GoFundMe Link for Mark's niece: https://gofund.me/50067ae9 This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, and Mark discuss Schulz discuss Schulz leaving NYC, Trump getting ditched by dems and repubs, the similiarities between BLM and Capitol Hill, Twitter bans, free speech and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

What's up, everybody? We're moving. Now, we decided to have this conversation on the podcast because there's so many layers of hilarity to this. But where does it all begin? Okay, I'm depressed. Oh, that makes me so happy to know that That makes me so happy

I am, are you? No I wasn't until I got a text from you He's way happier Now we're both depressed Now that he knows you're depressed, he's way happier And we're gonna take you up with him But he's also gonna take you down with him

We're going down with the ship, baby Hold on, Grace. Wait, what's her name? Titanic. Rose. Rose. Whatever, dude. It should have been Grace.

What the fuck's her name? Rose. Stupid. You know what I mean? Anyway, so yeah, you know. Let's, hey, let's. I've never seen an album like this. It is what it is.

You know what I mean we out of here we're moving we're moving all right okay okay let's lay out the timeline of events okay timeline of events uh we have this uh we work our asses off on netflix we have this amazing uh reception to netflix special everything's awesome i go to uh hawaii i go on this amazing vacation everything's great i know the the depression is going to come. Oh, you're aware of it. Oh, yeah. Every time there's like you have this like, you know, monumental achievement in your life. It could be here in high school and you're training for the marathon or something like that or a race. And then you finally win the race afterwards. You're like down for a little bit.

Just part of it. There's ups and downs. You like your happiness. All the happiness you're feeling in that moment it's almost like drugs right it's like taking like a lease on that happiness for you know from tomorrow whatever so i gobbled up all that happiness and now i gotta pay the piper and that's fine is what it is doing my best you know my girl said that we had a whole conversation i was asking her about like real deep stuff that happened to her and like her family her life and she said i've never seen anybody less expressionless during a traumatic conversation less expression just like this like word that horrible thing happened it's like oh gosh when you said you almost drowned it's like whoa whoa that's wild

i was like everybody almost drowned my fucker almost drowned let's see what this story's about then when he said it i was like son you almost drowned no you said that's wild bro no the first time you didn't care yeah i didn't give a fuck yeah schultz almost died don't that sound like some shit he would say on the way here y'all almost died a fucking truck Hunked its horn at me So You know what I mean That's a good ass That's why I was like That's wild

Let's hear the story Before I give him emotion Yeah Then afterward I was like Yo this motherfucker Really almost died yo And then you had

No emotion to give Yeah I was out bro I was out Let me tell you something After this week I'm so happy I'm so happy

I'm so happy I gave you nothing I wish I did pay for the gift swagger returning yo you know it's funny what was he just saying about gifts in indian culture oh yeah so he was saying that when you give gifts to someone in money you don't give them you only give them odd values ah is zero odd in india because i think if you had to guess, it would be odd. Just making sure you're being consistent. I am who I am. Hey, fuck.

Okay, so look. How do you give socks? What? How do you give socks? Socks? I think it's monetary value. I don't think you give someone three socks if that's what you're saying. Alright, just making sure. There you go. Hold on.

Hold on. We're having twins. You go. Hold on. I thought I would give that to me. Hold on. We're having twins. We got to abort this motherfucker. We're not having even value kids out here. That's why they add the third eye. Maybe that's why they wear sandals. Oh, you could be right.

Yeah. You can't possibly give socks. That's a good ass point. Whoa. We figured it out. How do you give sandals That's why all their kids Are born with extra limbs and shit That's why

Oh my lord That's why Akon got one pair of jeans Yeah 100% Oh he's up to three now He went from one to three Is he gonna let him

Just tear you apart like this When we moving Why would I get Four pairs of jeans Guys he's right But how you gonna let him Talk shit when apart like this when we're moving? Why would I get four pairs of jeans, guys? He's right. But how are you going to let him talk shit when we're obviously moving? Because he's going through it, too. I'm going through it with me.

I'm nervous. I'm nervous. No, I saw as soon as you said we're moving. I saw Al's eyes. I'm just normalizing it. I'm just slowly throwing it in just a little bit. I'm like Trump storming the Capitol. I'm like, we have to make a power move.

Okay, New York is shut down. There's nothing we can do. We have capital i'm like we have to make a power move okay new york is shut down there's nothing we can do we have to be powerful we have to show strength we're gonna demonstrate on the beaches of miami we out of here finish your stupid fucking story you fucking piece of shit loser so we go i go out to dinner right first of all you can't find any place at dinner there's barbarians it's barbarians people are it's barbaric they're barbarians bro i was biking i'm biking on my motorcycle right my huck motorcycle this electric and got pedals but it's a motorcycle okay it's fire as fuck yeah on first and second

gear i don't even fuck with the third gear this shit is way too quick turbo that turbo is crazy you don't want to burn the street when i release the gov if i gotta pass somebody and i hit that no governor button the s the city makes you repave the roads you fucking tear up it's like torn up bro torn up it's like gone in 60 seconds where he hits the nitro nitro out we out of here eleanor i call Eleanor. I call her Eleanor. I call her Eleanor, bro. That's what it is. It's that GT Cobra. Okay, that's Shelby. That's four verse Ferrari.

That's my hook cycles. He got that Nas on it. I do have it, bro. Did you say the schnoz? I got the schnoz. I thought you said schnoz. All right. Ready?

Just pile on while I'm fucking suicidal. That's wild killing yourself bro we're having too much fun maybe we should stay okay so we're riding around i'm seeing people that are eating out in the cold it's 30 degrees yeah this was during the day we were just riding around seeing like where are people eating breakfast like what's going on they're eating out in the cold people are getting soup their soup is getting cold on the way not gazpacho right they're actually eating like hot soup tortilla soup it's getting cold on the way to the table they're sitting out there freezing right i'm like what the fuck this is barbaric go home i'm literally just telling people go home

while i'm on the bike because i can go this is saturday right this is sat right? We decided to go out to dinner and I'm asking my boy Laurent who got all these connects. He's got like this a concierge service, you know, shout to Laurent. I should remember the name of your service. So I can promote it, but I'm going to figure that out.

Check out board group. B-A-U-D group. That's my boy Laurent. So, and he usually can do a connect, you know, for, I'm like,

where can we eat outside? And like, everything was booked. They had like a decent outside. We ended up going to La Esquina, you know, that Mexican spot, La Esquina. Maybe we went there back in there. They did their best, but you're still freezing. You're eating like 40, 50 degrees, right? They got a little fucking heat lamp on top of you.

Like you're a lizard and you're just sitting there freezing your fucking ass off eating tacos. I'm like, what is going on? I'm like, the no indoor dining, if anybody's listening, there's no indoor dining in New York, right? It stole the soul of the city, especially in the winter. In the summer, we're fine. In the fall, we're fine. In the spring, we're fine. You can walk around. You can go to parks. You can do things. New York, when it gets cold, cold is uninhabitable. It's uninhabitable. It gets too cold to survive outside. You will die if you're outside. You can't just walk around. You will die. You need a heavy ass jacket. If you're homeless, you need to go into the subway. Like if you were outside in the street, it gets that cold. So what do we do? We would have these amazing bars,

restaurants, nightclubs. There'd be all these things we could go to where we could communicate with each other. We could be around each other. We could feel that like that cultural, I don't even like calling it a melting pot. It's like fucking pinball. You know, you see these different cultures

smashing into each other. You create these amazing places. And it's just like, it makes the most amazing city in the world. The second you take away indoor anything, you killed it. You killed the the soul of city. We should storm De Blasio we should storm them It's unbelievable you killed it you took away the soul. Yes, there's no pinball because we're not out exactly what it's all inside

Well, we went for looking at the pinball machine. There's. What is pinball without the whatever? It's those stupid kids. They played it. Jacks. Marbles. Marbles, yeah. We don't want to play marbles. The point is we're out here and I'm literally just going like, oh my God. We went for a walk.

My girl and I went for a walk. We're like, when we get cold, we'll pop into a store. Nothing. Bro, in order to go into fucking North face there's a 20 person line because everything's socially distant inside you've crippled being able to be outside now you're locked into you're essentially now we're back in quarantine it's no different in terms of our ability to operate we can go out to go to the supermarket but then we're back inside and being outside is too fucking cold to do anything you You've killed the city.

So we're moving to Miami, baby. So I got this idea. I was like, why don't we look into... When can I tell my side? For the listeners also, this is the first time we've ever heard this plan. Oh, yeah. This is the first time everybody's heard this. We decided to talk about it here. So I start going, what if we just went for january february march right we're

gonna start i guess we should tell people now we're gonna start hitting the road again doing stand-up again in march um it'll be cool we'll announce those dates and that kind of stuff get that back going but we would january february march we went down south to places that are actually open where we could live life and we could enjoy, obviously, nicer weather. But more importantly, enjoy like being around people, enjoy going to a restaurant. You know, like that's how we fucking socialize. Right. And we do that for the next few months. And by the time April comes around, it's warm enough to live with these unrealistic expectations that the bullshit fucking politicians of New York City have put on us. April, we can eat.

April, we can do this. So I tell the guys, I text you all, what do you think? You know, Austin or Florida? And then, Akash, you text me. Well, let's start on Friday. Okay. Friday, Andrew's still complaining about all the tax money he paid. Yeah. He's like, why do we do

this? We should go to Florida. We should go to Texas. That might be part of it. No state tax. Who knows about that? No state tax. And I'm like, yo, I'm a Southern boy. Mark is a Southern boy. This is an exciting idea. I asked him Friday. I said, how serious are you about this? What did I say? I'm not.

That's not true. I said, we have to wait a couple years at least. He said, we have to wait a couple years. No, I never said that. Let's go to the text. I never said anything about a couple years. No, no, this is in person. that's not true i said we have to wait a couple years at least he said we had to wait a couple years no i never said that let's go to the text i never said no no this is in person it's right here right here i never said a couple years yeah my girl got to finish business school i might have said that that was all business school i might have said that couple years girl one more year this is before you had to cry outside of north face yeah he legit says it's not that serious it wasn't that serious at that point. I've been looking at apartments. I'm coming back to the city for months.

Let's go. We finalize a deal on Saturday. Because I'm like, we're not going nowhere. Let's go. Fucking fire the torpedoes. We in this, bitch. Sign the lease. I get a text from Andrew an hour later.

Boys, we're going down south. Yeah. I'm like, this got to be a fucking joke, right? This got to be a joke. He keeps texting. So then I text him. Bro, he sent me the apartment. It's beautiful.

It's a beautiful place. No point in moving anything in, but it's fucking beautiful, bro. It's absolutely gorgeous. Yeah, is that the one with the skate park in it? No, no, no, no, no. I couldn't afford that. Expensive-ass storage, bro, for you. You have a

storage so i text him how serious are you about this yeah what i say 50 50 and then what else i say i don't i say i'm going out to dinner tonight it could bump up no oh you said that yesterday then sunday he texts he texts another we're going down south text nobody responds yeah nobody responds there was a lot of enthusiasm in his group text. Okay, well, we don't know it's real. After six hours. I'm like pieces of shit. Who's going to respond to you?

What the fuck does that mean? I'm the boss. You're supposed to respond to me. What's happening? There's an insurrection. We're four-way coup. We storm in. Censor him. Censoring. Censor him.

Censor him. Censor him. We know you, son. When have I said a crazy idea and it hasn't happened? Name one. Name one. Friday. I'm not going anywhere.

Hold on. Name one. How about every, just about everything you say? Oh, I could be the lineman. Oh, I could everything you say? Oh, I could be the lineman. Oh, I could do heart surgery. Oh, I could be like, like everything that comes out of your mouth. That's I could. If I say we, then we do it.

I don't put that on y'all. Y'all can't do that. But when I say we, I have to take things seriously. Do you know what I mean? Lowest common denominator. Exactly. Whatever he said. Fucking math nerd.

Talking about denominators. No, but in all seriousness, Mark was on board immediately. Of course he was. Yeah. Okay. He's just going to go home. He gets to go home. This guy lives in squalor in New York.

This motherfucker gets one apartment in Manhattan and shit on every house. I'm shitting on all of you. You lived in Jersey for six years. You know the real reason I can't do it? I can't let Akash have a nicer apartment in New York. We can't let this happen. We gotta go down south.

We gotta go down south so we can live somewhere else so I can search for a new apartment in New York and then we'll be good. I felt like I was a prisoner in New York and then we'll be good. I felt like I was a prisoner in Secaucus for years. He's been working to get to New York. I did my bid, yo. I did my bid and now let's get the fuck out of here.

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We are going to the house. It's true that when you're playing games with him as a kid and he's losing, he just switches up the whole game. Yeah, I gank it out. Yeah, it fell. Okay, so in all seriousness, I was really upset to find out that you were going to lose out on that money. I think his exact words were, good good now we're all paying double yeah yeah yeah that's that's the message i was like wait wait wait obviously we gotta fucking take care of these guys you know but uh you and i You and I. So that's what it is.

We haven't told Miles yet. Miles just moved his whole life up to New York. And guess where Miles is from? South Florida. So there's two options. South Florida, Texas. So there's Texas, and then there's Florida. Yeah, and there's some cool stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. There's, we'll talk more about potential for Austin. Obviously, you know, you know, we know what's happening in Austin.

You know, we know about Rogan, what he's trying to do out there, people moving out there. And it'd be great to be part of that scene. If that, you know, grows into like a great comedy scene during this quarantine, you know, Rogan and Chappelle were doing these shows at these outdoor venues. It seems like they're really

making an effort to do stand-up. So for stand-up reasons, that would be absolutely phenomenal. And then I was also thinking Florida. And I'm thinking kind of like Miami area. I mean, that's a vibe. It's a vibe. And it's a unique move which has its own cachet. It's more vibe. It's a vibe. You know what I mean? And it's a unique move, which has its own cachet. It's one of these things where like- It's more of an undertaking. Yeah. Wait, what was that?

It's more of an undertaking. It is more of an undertaking. Well, because, wait, just because of like facility and stuff? Facility and just like, yeah, there's not, I mean, Rogan is going there and setting things up and moving things along. We would have to be the ones moving things along in Florida. Yeah. Yeah.

You're right. And I thought the move is partially to get out of the cold like austin was freezing when we were there so for me the move isn't the cold as much as it is like lifestyle like i want to be able to live life you know what i mean surf i would love to surf yeah you know and i'll be at that surf uh resort okay as much as they'll have me but uh but in all seriousness like if we go to miami there's no good surf in miami i have to travel winter in texas is like 40s and 30s yeah here's here it's 30s 20s 10s but things are open that's my only and you can go inside in texas

you can eat inside yeah miami is weather obviously weather and also restaurants and you know we're in this fortunate situation where not our girls but but us, we've all had Corona. So the things that are most scary about Florida don't affect us. Right. What? What's that? Cubans. I love Cubans, bro.

Why do you hate? I know. Brown, Mark. Yo, those are your people, dog. Why? No, we got to have Cubans, bro. And also. You're talking about the sandwiches, guys.

Yeah. Oh, that's true. That's trash. With the pickle in there. Yo, real talk. Huge ass pickle is gross. Yo, sandwiches are trash. Cubanos or whatever?

Just those sandwiches? They're all sandwiches. No, those sandwiches are not good. Yeah. I never had one. Why is that a thing? I don't know. I don't even think Cubans eat them.

So what is this? I think it's an American thing and we just called it a Cuban sandwich. Oh, it's like fortune cookies? I don't know if that sounds right. I don't know if it is. Because it tastes so bad, I think white people created it.

But I think, yeah, no, I can see that. And white people love sandwiches. And like pickles. We do love a sandwich. I love a sandwich. Pickles and ham. Like, who does that?

Yeah. Actually, maybe we just haven't had the perfect Cuban sandwich. Yeah, we have. You does that? Yeah. Actually, maybe we just haven't had the perfect Cuban sandwich. Yeah, we have. It's pickles and ham. Yeah, that's a socialist-ass sandwich, bro. That is.

Communist even. Communist even. Okay, so then let's get back to this. So we are in a situation where we could go potentially have good weather. In both places, we could live life. We could actually go outside. We could go to dinner. We could go potentially have good weather in both places. We could live life. We could actually go outside. We could go to dinner. We could go to a restaurant.

We could actually do activities. Yeah. And we could be outside in nature because it's not too crazy. I mean, Texas wasn't warm, but it wasn't freezing. You know what I mean? You could go for a hike if you need to, you know, hike, hike, bro. That shit is fire. Son, with your little ass legs, hike with your hands or some shit.

Like Donkey Kong. hike bro that shit is fire son with your little ass legs hike with your hands or some shit like donkey kong you would have scaled the fuck out of that wall two for two on a racist moment how are donkeys and a gorilla yeah kong is asian that's eddie murphy wait what come on that's not racist okay so what are we doing guys that's the question Kong is Asian. That's Eddie Murphy. Come on. That's not racist. Okay, so what are we doing, guys? That's the question. I actually talk myself into being on board with either,

and I think it's good that you're doing this. I think you've got to follow the people that lead the way for you, and I think this is a great move either place because you're basically just doing what Joe Airy Seinfeld did. Oh, I love that. I'm from New York. I love this city. New York will never die.

I will never leave. And it turns out you just summer there. Let's go. I think it's really brilliant. Following the footsteps of your leader. Yeah. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Oops.

Oops. Yeah, scoreboard. Your move. Shots. I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. You didn't see this coming? I did not see that coming.

That was really good. I'm trying to figure out how do I set this up so we don't see it coming. That was really good. I thought you would have seen that one. I'm still down for either, though. I really am. It's warm. Whatever. We'll figure out the money. You know I'll figure out? How do I set this up so we don't see it coming? That was really good. I thought you would have seen that one. I'm still down for either, though. I really am. It's warm. Whatever.

We'll figure out the money. You know I'll figure out the money. I got nothing. I have the fucking hypocrite. You got you, son. I really am. I really am. The restaurants are down.

I can't eat my fancy restaurants anymore. Yo, Seinfeld had a point, okay? We got to agree. I got the most Seinfeld ass complaint ever Hold on Hold on Literally I was trying to ask her I said no soup for you

And he goes I'm out of here I'm trying to think I'm trying to think Seinfeld Seinfeld said I'm never leaving New York While he left New York

I said I'm not leaving New York Yeah I'm never leaving New York while he left New York I said I'm not leaving New York and then that shit got cold and then now it is what it is it's a different thing now I'm saying I am leaving I'm going on vacation

I can't go on vacation for two months what's the deal with leaving New York unfortunately there's not a lot of deal shit's really expensive for two months. What's the deal with leaving New York? Unfortunately, there's not a lot of deal. Shit's really expensive in Miami. I'm being awesome right now. I've been Airbnb in the last couple months. Oh my God. But in all seriousness,

that is hypocritical of me. And it is what it is. It is what it is at times. Sometimes you got to be a hypocrite So you can provide for your family He has two young dogs that are trying to eat I gotta provide fine dining for my family I need a yard

Nah but you know what's crazy about the fine dining shit This shit drive me fucking crazy You know that museums are open in New York Don't even get me started man I fucked up so bad this weekend what happened so i planned a whole day with me and my girl okay i went through this whole all the stages of grief that you went through i was like oh this is gonna be the perfect weekend it's gonna be awesome saturday night we went to like a little dinner and i was like yo sunday

night is gonna be the day we're gonna like this is what i had planned we're gonna go to the met you know and at like four o'clock we we're going to hang there until like maybe seven. Then we're going to go get dinner. It's going to be like a perfect day. We're going to spend the whole day in the city. So we get to the Met. I was like, I don't want to spend three hours at the Met. So let's just go there maybe a little late.

Our reservation was for four because you have to like book tickets by time. Yeah. So we get there at 430. We're hanging out. We're going through the samurai exhibit. All of a sudden, the guy in the back goes, ladies and gentlemen, start making your way to the exit because we are closed. And I had to leave at five. You didn't check a half hour barely a half hour which is really more than enough

yeah that's just a place you heat up bro it's just painting well our reservations now it's fucking 7 30 bro look look look all right okay we wanted to see egypt and scotland not scotland yeah they have a medieval highland now you in we might have to stay in new york in all seriousness so then we fucked up so we had to leave a five and i was like all right let's just go find a coffee shop and we'll wait there until our dinner reservation for two and a half hours oh we had to fucking eat a hot dog at a stand that's what we did unbelievable and we stood out and then i was like oh how cold is it really you know i mean i can withstand some cold oh can you a minute 30 minutes an hour freezing cold freezing cold and then when you go

eat dinner you're also freezing cold yep you can't exist outside yep it's unbelievable you can't go inside for a little break from the cold yep they should be shot bro yo sideline had a good ass point bro Nah he was a hypocrite Nah I'm not a hypocrite But I'm really happy That I did not post that video Of uh

Of uh What Wolf of Wall Street I'm not leaving Cause I was so close I was so close in that moment I'm not leaving That was 2020 though Say again

That was 2020 That was a different time Yo I agree It's like politicians Y'all should have figured this shit out by the time we got cold. What did we say this whole time? Is that y'all got until November to figure this shit out? Because come November, you can't do it.

There's no good to be out in the outdoor dining. So it is what it is. All I got to say is if you play that Seinfeld thing one more time, you're going to stay out. You're going to stay up here. You're going to freeze your ass off. Stay in your apartment for the next couple months while we're on the beach chilling, okay? Let me get some laughs for that. Out to stay and Miles is in.

Let's go. Miles is in, everybody. This shit lit, huh? It really makes you appreciate his genius, his foresight. This guy saw it coming, yo. Oh, that was so good, guys. That was so good. Alex, shut the fuck up.

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Not that your opinion matters I want to go If we can all live In the same house together Okay yeah that's the other thing Markings we're getting A fucking frat house I have zero interest in that

We're doing the real world We're not even close Hidden cameras everywhere Not even close Yes And it's only us No girls allowed i will only go me and akasha's wife just started being friends again i can't put her through that me just scratching my ass all over the place peeing all in front of the seat our girls can stay at some

other house maybe if they want to go but all of us in one house okay we turn to a game show i will only go if we live separately nope one house facts house. Facts. We bring in 100 milfs. They all live in the house with us. Okay, now we do. What? What? It's a game show. Milfs?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on board. Let's go. We're in South Florida. Why would you go milfs? Those women are too old for us. Let's let them work on that one. That's brooch as far as i got okay

100 mils that's too many actually that's a lot of people in the house yeah that's a good point maybe 10 but we do the bachelor okay oh but milf yes milf bachelor yes milf that's they all have like young kids yeah and we could definitely find 100 venezuel chicks whose husband left them. That's my point. Let's go. In Miami, we could do that. That's my point. Whoa. Okay. Yeah. But their stomachs are going to be all rippled.

And then we're going to have to bring in their kids. It's going to be a whole thing. They're going to look like a whale's belly. I've seen the white part of the whale. Like an accordion? It looks like an accordion. Yeah, so that's my suggestion I think that would be

we're not gonna do that okay we're all gonna live separately 100% but close but like really close with like doors that connect yeah I mean look

ideally we would live in like a cul-de-sac or something take over community but we all need to have our own little space I think that's very important especially for an extended

period of time oh yeah you know shit yeah we're not TikTok stars so what are we thinking you're good i'm on board if we go either way i can figure it out okay you're the only one that matters i'm on board for miami not not really texas not even a question okay mark yeah i'm like probably 60 40 60 for florida 40 for texas 100 to get the fuck out of new york bro yeah fuck you you said hello too aggressive

i don't have pants that make me not cold it is it should be illegal what they're doing my question is criminal why does anyone know what they're doing like like here's one thing is criminal if they were giving them money like if they were giving the restaurant money i would feel i'd still want to be out of here so we could have some life but at the same time Like, here's one thing. If they were giving them money, like if they were giving the restaurants money, I'd still want to be out of here so we could have some life. But at the same time, I would feel a little bit better. I mean, aren't they with the PPP shit? Nah. To keep them open?

Nah. I thought some of that is for that purpose. Some of it is. Well, back in the day. They're doing another round of PPP. They got another round of PPP. But it's not like every business just gets a PPP. You got to, like, qualify, blah, blah, blah.

Canada just sending out checks to everybody. Yeah, I know. That's all you got to do. They're making them jump through loops, but they are getting money. I guarantee you the big companies are going to get all the PPP money before the guys. Of course. That's how it gets done all the time. But all I'm saying is if you are telling a business they have to be shut down, you have

to support them in some way. Yeah. It's criminal that they're not doing it. I'm fully on board with that. It's unbelievable. I mean, you see what's's happened like god bless him man uh portnoy from barstool he's the money they raised i bought a i bought a sweatshirt from that shit today the barstool whatever fund you cheap fuck you couldn't just give them money yeah you couldn't donate an odd number of money make them work for your money that you're giving them? I'm going to get a hoodie. I gave them money.

They got a gift before you. Ain't that fucked up, bro? That's crazy. Ain't that fucked up, bro? You got a gift. I got a gift of not having to do anything for your gift. He gave more money to the fucking Portnoy. I don't understand how this is so hard for everyone to understand.

It's unbelievable. That's crazy. I was really supportive of taking our jobs out of China and bringing them to India. Yes. And I no longer feel that way. Get out of India, bro. I really don't. We're going to take them somewhere else.

Uh-huh. Hey, that's fine. You know what I mean? We'll still take their money. Don't worry about it. Sri Lanka. We're going to make Sri Lanka the new India. Take that.

Yeah. Take that. I'm good with that. Huh? I'm still brown. Yeah, but they don't fuck with y'all. Whooping your ass every year in a cricket. Why would you not say Pakistan if you want to bother me? Whooping your ass every year why would you not say pakistan whooping your ass whooping your ass in a cricket

whooping it son son whooping it whoops they don't they don't no why wouldn't you say pakistan that's all you got to say i don't believe in pakistan my guy you know what i'm saying It's what it is Bro you are a jot bro Yo I'm a jot You know what I mean I'm a jot I'm a vindaloo I'm all that shit bro

And a bag of chips Hey Alright But for real Are we going or what Look I'm on board Okay logistics Oh shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up How about logistics We're about the camera angle You talking about up how are we gonna do this bro you're gonna act like you know how to do it then you're gonna call zach and he's gonna figure it out what are you talking about al okay no in all seriousness i would rent like a u-haul okay and then i would literally just put everything that we need in the u-haul we might have to order some more like and that kind of stuff. And then what I would do is take what? What are you laughing about? I don't think you really understand how this shit works.

What? No, I'm not laughing at... I don't understand how this works either. So we were literally going to have this guy, Zach, come up this weekend to fix the studio up and make sure we're up to shape. And what I was basically going to say is pause on that, meet wherever we go and make sure that place is up to show oh we lit that exactly and then like we might we obviously take all the cameras and what we would do is take a little bit of the you know artwork and shit we got in here and then recreate it and then buy some

fake palm trees and put them in the background can you you know what i mean or like some uh cacti depending on where we go throw a flamingo in there you know what why is this funny you are guys you're such a funny backtrack hey chris de stefano if you want to be king of new york it's yours for a couple of months oh no you gotta go so that the city misses you no that's not it you just gotta go to live your life bro yeah yeah also that's you to go to live your life, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Also that too.

You got to go to live your, you can't live. This is disgusting what they're doing to these people. It's absolutely disgusting. It is disgusting. We're incredibly lucky that we're in a situation where we can even like think about doing this. We're so fucking blessed. And there's so many people that are not able to even think about this. They're like, nah, we got to thug this shit out.

And it's just criminal what they're doing to these people. So in solidarity with them. Yeah. We got to live our best life. They're like, nah, we gotta thug this shit out. And it's just criminal what they're doing to these people. So in solidarity with them, we gotta live our best lives. That's what I was saying. In solidarity with them, we're gonna leave and you guys spend for yourself. Yeah, and we'll show you

what it's like on Instagram. We'll show you what you guys are missing. We'll show you that we're never gonna stop repping New York. You know what I mean? I mean, what are we supposed to do? Are we supposed to just

break into these places and open and do it against their will What's the fine If restaurants just start going Fuck it we're having indoor dining I mean Yeah we could do it Bro someone explain this to me

I'm surprised you don't You don't have the connect Like I got people that Tell me the secret spot You were eating inside A beach ball last night Yeah Shut up

You know this guy I got all the connects A beach ball And the night before I was eating steak inside a beach ball. No, inside in a beach ball. The night before I was eating inside.

All right. I'll show you the place. I want to send you a picture of you inside a beach ball. You should be bounced around a marshmallow. You really should be in a marshmallow. I mean, a Miami. Yeah.

I'm on board for Miami. I'm just saying Miami I'm just saying I'm just saying bro I might be a hypocrite But I'll take that So y'all can live better This secret's fire Might be a warm ass hypocrite

I'm gonna be toasty Dude my hypocrisy When I'm on my fucking yard Looking at my dog Running around for the first time In his life Never ran around Off the leash

Never seen grass Never once Ran around off the leash. Never seen grass. Never once ran around off the leash and fight him for my life. To be honest, they love it. They just go barking at crows. Honestly, they love it. Just running, they love it. Just running, bro. Pools of water.

Shitting out on a leash. They're going to be so happy. Shitting out on a leash, bro. Al, think about it. Think about his dogs for one second. Think about it. My little Sabi, my little cooks. Yeah.

I'll do it. I'll do it. In all seriousness, how tricky do you think it would be to build out, not build out a studio, but do a studio in a kitschy, fun way? It doesn't have to look as beautiful, as amazing, and gorgeous, and incredible as this. Yeah. But in a kitschy way, where we're almost leaning into the fact, this is our Miami. Nah, if we had Zach, and we all hands on deck, we could put it together in a kitschy way where we're almost leaning into the fact like this is our miami nah if we had zach and we all hands on deck we could put it together in a day and loki i would

bring your desk we just drop it in the u-haul and then whatever cords we need i don't think we need the whole console and shit not because the console that's through the server and shit like that so we won't be able to do that so we'll just get new cords and then just go direct yeah and then but internet i don't know how to fucking trash southern internet. It's better. It's closer to the equator. This motherfucker. I hate him sometimes.

I hate him sometimes, but I love him. Why do they call it Equinet, bro? I hate this motherfucker, bro. That's what it is. I hate this motherfucker. There's a lot of upsides, bro. Okay, so how do I handle the PR of this? He's doing that right now.

It's a nightmare. All we're doing is handling PR for me. Are you going to be okay eating at a fine dining restaurant in Florida when everybody's allowed? Like Mark could just go and sit next to you? Because part of the fun is... I'm wearing flip-flops and a bathing suit little fancy i'm in pelosi's office bro feet up on the table wearing a fucking headdress i don't give a

shit going through mail yeah right next to you so we've we've we've already started the uh soul house uh membership so that we could keep my now you to get it? I've been asking you to get this fucking shit for years, motherfucker. My girl, Ben, had it. Yeah, but are you going to get it? No, I'm just going to go with her. I don't get it. Why am I going to a solo house without her? That's how you get a divorce.

Bring me, motherfucker. What the fuck is you doing in a solo house? I don't want to go. You're going from solo house to solo house real quick. It's got ho in the name, bro. Come on. Yeah. Nah, but in all

seriousness. Yeah, we need that. Especially if we go down there. Yeah, that'd be good. I don't get it. I went one time. I don't care about those places. I'll be totally honest with you. Nah, I do. And the fact that Mark could possibly go to a restaurant that I go to does bother me a little bit.

Exactly. But right now, neither of us can go to any restaurant. That's true. And that also bothers me. That's true. A lot. Austin's going to have the snooty places. You'll be on the reservation with Rogan.

Mark will be eating next door. Yeah. Maybe you can get a job there. Dishwasher? Headbust boy? Hey, is there a headbust boy? Come to Austin. We can't wait to have you for right.

Good. What? I don't know what he said. I think I went Asian. It's Asian fusion, bro. It's awesome. Yeah.

They got, man. All right. So it looks like we're gone. Yeah. The real question is getting on the phone and find out how good we can get like lighting and sound. Yeah. There. yeah there right yeah i'm not concerned about we would do inside jokes episodes on the road with the sony's just setting it up yeah no it's it's easily doable i got i have

ways that in terms of lighting and all that shit as long as we bring the cams do we bring some of these lights no we put them on the pole? Bring some different shit, like some Aputure lights are actually better. Really? Yeah. And we have to buy? Yeah, we'll have to buy. Expensive? About $25.

Can't we just rent $100? $2,500, get two, and I'll cover every space we... Back as well? Maybe a small one for the back. But we'll be good. Why can't we just rent? I wish we can switch to Aputure lights. They're better than this.

Really? Yeah. Whoa. No offense. No, no, no. I was a better than this. Really? No offense. I was a Netflix director talking. I should have never fucking let him have that crush. I'm never going to hear the end of it. I don't even know what Aperture is.

I got to leave the podcast and Google that so I can continue to pretend I know what he's telling me right now. He just said $2,500. I was like, that sounds about right. For that thing, I don't know what the fuck it means. Aperture? Is that where we put the water in? What are you talking about? He was just saying words.

That's it for sure. He was just saying words, and I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. The only time I can sound like Mark is when we're talking about this shit. We need to cross beam high beams. When he bullshits, bro, it's like when Mark pretends about movies. Mark never seen a movie in his life but he Wikipedia's in the movie so he knows

the important lines he'll just say a line he'll just say a line from the movie he'll be like yeah you know E.T. phone home he'll be like

yo who said that in the movie E.T. the kid duh alright alright alright so alright

hey flagrant two fuck it y'all decide All right, all right, all right. So, all right. Hey, Flaygren 2. Fuck it. Y'all decide. We're going to let y'all decide, yo. Should we go for a couple months down south, live our best lives, you know what I mean? A little change of scenery. Enjoy some freedom.

Enjoy that freedom. You know what I mean? It's that red, white, and blue. I got my Storm the Capitol outfit on. He started dressing for the South immediately. I walked in. I swear to God, I saw that, and I was like, are we going? Y'all want to go or what?

You got boots on and shit. I'm ready, dude. The real question is Texas or Florida. What is it? Pros and cons. Go. Florida. Pro.

Warmer. Warmer. 100%. More expensive? Is it? Yeah. Unfortunately. It is. You sure? Yeah. uh florida pro warmer yeah 100 more expensive the place is yeah unfortunately it is you sure yeah everybody and their mother moving to to miami right but everybody's moving to austin also a lot more land oh that makes sense i feel like but i would figure we would stay outside not like right oh that's the thing i was gonna ask you. I would prefer that. I wouldn't mind being a little bit outside of the hub and then have a little bit more space.

Yeah, I'm down with that. But then also have the studio like super close where we can fucking walk to that. Ideal situation? The place that I get, I'll try to have a side, what is it called?

Guest house? And then we do the studio and the guest house. This nigga. For two months, going to have a guest house. I ain't mad at it.? Guest house. And then we do the studio and the guest house. This nigga. For two months, go have a guest house. I ain't mad at it. I ain't complaining.

Well, it's either we buy, not buy, rent the studio. I ain't complaining. I'm just saying. That's best case scenario. Yep. Right?

I'm fine with it. More pros for Florida. This motherfucker is so tight right now. Beachfront view, no matter where you are. Why is that? It's very thin. Oh my God. So, depending on how high you go. I'm going with the is that it's very thin oh my god

so depending on how high I'm going with the bullshit because it's on my tape it's a very thin state depending on how high you go you can see the water stand up

is awesome yeah yeah Miami Improv's open is the move lifestyle wise Miami Improv's open what you mean

yeah it's open it's a great club great club yeah one of the best one of the best clubs One of the best clubs. Great club. Great acoustics.

The fucking light and everything. Aperture lighting. It's nicer than that. All right, yo. Play your two, man. Let us know what y'all think, man. For real. It is what it is.

I wish y'all didn't say that shit about me and Seinfeld I knew that would affect him on a deep level I really did This is my Timberlands moment Fuck you Chew on that for a couple of days Fuck dude I gotta think myself out of this one man

I was thinking so hard how to get out of it But still it's fuck Seinfeld on a daily. Do you know? I get it. You hate what you are. This guy's crazy, bro. This guy's crazy. He tried to hurt you.

He tried to hurt me, bro. He was trying to hurt you, bro. I feel like so mean. You know what hurts me? One month's rent for no fucking reason. Two months, bro. Two months rent.

We're staying through March, bro. Yeah. He got the first month rent off, and now he don't even get to use it. I don't even get the free thing. You know how much that bothers me? I thought you get three months off. He loves a deal. No, that's for commercial.

He got three months off. Yeah. At three? Yeah. Everybody's three months off in Manhattan. Oh, shit. I thought it was only commercial. No, that's why I'm not even worried about his ass.

You got it for free anyway. Now you don't. Yeah, that's what you get for trying to rip off a poor, innocent landlord. That's it. No. A starving landlord. A hardworking, starving landlord. Now you don't. Yeah, that's what you get for trying to rip off a poor innocent landlord. That's it. A starving landlord. A hard working starving landlord. Real talk. Yeah, he got you back. He gave me my Christmas gift this motherfucker.

Probably a Hanukkah gift. Alright, let's switch it up, man. Flagrant 2, y'all let us know, assholes, what you think we should do, man. We're probably going to do it, but just let us know what you think is going to happen. We're going to take a break from New York soon. In the meantime, let's take a break from the podcast so we can talk about sleep. Everybody knows I have trouble sleeping, especially back in the day because I was on a garbage mattress.

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offer because that's what we do. So you go to helixsleep.com slash flagrant and you get $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Again, that is helixsleep.com slash flagrant. Just do it. Treat yourself better. Let's get back to the show. Yo, guys, important note, very sad note, but also positive note. Thankfully, we have some good information to tell you guys as well, but a lot note thank we thankfully we have um you know some good information to tell you guys as well but a lot of thank yous to go out um you know as you guys know uh maybe some of you guys already know uh mark's niece was uh hit by a car it was unbelievably a tragic circumstance she is alive she is recovering but she will be recovering from this injury obviously not only in the near future, but unfortunately, probably for years to come.

You know, and I don't want to give too many details. Obviously, it's Mark's family. But, you know, we put the GoFundMe up for it. We spoke about it on the Patreon. So many of you guys have been super generous in sharing it. And, Mark, you know, I'll let you. Yeah. No, I just want to say thank you to everyone.

Like, thank you to all you guys, obviously, for supporting me and for donating and for supporting my family and also everyone that's listening that you know wrote me a message on instagram supported through the gofundme everything like that it really meant a lot to to me and my sisters who's like i've never been in this situation obviously something so traumatic and then to see this kind of outpouring of love was like really overwhelming so for me and my whole family thank you guys so much i was really good man do you want to try it one more time i'm one take bro no but in all seriousness we're gonna put the uh we're gonna put the gofundme we're gonna keep putting the go out hey bro yo i killed that shit right now i'm in my head but did I seem sincere

Nah I was good right You seem ass sincere As he said When he said I'm never leaving New York I meant that shit I really resent

I know He resents me for this A couple thousand dollars bro I gotta see this apartment That shit must be That shit trash bro Ain't no outdoor space You know what I mean

How much outdoor space you have Outdoor space That's some white people shit, yo. A terrace? I need a terrace? Yeah. His family been living outdoor

their whole existence, bro. Let them get inside once. You know what I mean? A window? I've had all the elements enough, That's a crazy thing, bro.

Yeah, that's true. I go to India every year. That's the elements. All right, but in all seriousness, bro, so we're going to put the GoFundMe,

obviously we're going to put it in the description of this episode. If you guys can, we know it's a tough time, but if you can donate anything i'm sure obviously mark's family mark and all of us would be greatly appreciated and um and alex aldea uh if you can donate something for akash that would be absolutely great because we know his cheap ass ain't gonna give nothing so if you could do that maybe like a joint donation just don't make as small of a donation as you did with that arcade yeah odd numbers only if you could do like a joint donation just don't make as small of a donation as you did with that arcade yeah odd numbers only if you could do like a good donation alex that'd be that'd be so great um

and then you know and obviously our cause will make sure it gets to the gofundme uh he'll handle that part i'll hire a task grabber too all right let's get back to this so your boy trumpito is gone they're getting him out of here They're burying him under the jail. How do you feel about it? Is he gone, gone? And what's the point of impeaching at this stage? There's a few things. Super smart.

Super smart. Okay, so the way I've been kind of looking at this thing is, obviously Democrats hate Trump, right? Not only because of his popularity, but because a lot of his principles go against theirs, right? So they're going to fight against this guy who's not even playing by the political rules yeah if you say right so they're out there trying to be all politically correct and everything and i'm not talking about like using pc language like genders they're like literally trying to like operate in

the way that they are used to and accustomed to operating in politics and trump out there like fuck this bitch yeah he's just saying wild shit so now the dems like well we got to be wild if we want shit to resonate or else nobody's going to notice. Imagine a porn company. There's one porn company out here is doing fucking anal, coming on faces and other stuff. And then the other porn company is soft core. Nobody's watching the soft core anymore. They're like, well, we got to step it up if we want to get some attention. We don't even want to play that game.

So Dems, don't fuck with Trump. Republicans don't like Trump. Yes, he speaks to some of their values but the establishment republicans are held hostage by trump and his voters because those republicans voters their voters fuck with trump so now if you're an average republican you gotta kind of kiss trump's ass so you don't piss off your voters because they fuck with Trumpism. Right. So the opportunity for Dems and Republicans to eliminate Trump from the social discourse

allows politics to get back to what they've always done, which is pretty much nothing, but continue operating in that way. Yeah. So I think what they're doing is if you impeach, you can never run for president again. Ah, that's the main reason why they do it.

Yeah. There's a bunch of other benefits you get when you're a post-president, you get like a stipend a year, you get like 200 grand, like just like you get a secret service, secret service for all, for like into perpetuity, like all these other benefits.

There's a little financial shit. They're trying to take all this shit away. I think what they're more than the financial i think what they're doing is trying to take away influence yeah right because if he's off twitter he's off instagram he's off all these social platforms and he can no longer run again he can't threaten to run and parlor got shut down apparently yeah oh taking off the app store okay yeah yeah and it's like so we could have that conversation about is this an attack on conservative values or whatever. But I think the first thing is just like what is the immediate reactions to Trump, right?

And I think that if you're an establishment politician on either side, you want that thorn in your side out of here because he can really shake shit up. And if you completely silence him or censor him, whatever it is, now he can't shake shit up in the same way. You completely silence him or censor him, whatever it is. Now he can't shake shit up in the same way. And they're going to use this storm in the Capitol thing as a way to absolutely bury him. As they should. It was asinine. He's a buffoon for even telling motherfuckers to do this shit.

But the fact that he even gave them this opportunity to shut his ass up and remove any leverage he would have had for the next four years to get his son in office or to get anybody else in office. I mean, like super dumb move at the end of his president. Nobody has bumbled the end of a president presidency or the end of like any position of power this badly. I think in American history. No, I yeah, I don't. I can't think of anybody else. I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm trying to think like, can you think of anybody that towards the end of their presidency, they were this much

of a fuck up? He's going to get impeached in the last fucking week he's in the office. I think they can even do it after. They could. But because of actions within the last 11 days of his term, that's what he might get impeached for. And it's like, that's to your point. You bungled this so badly.

You know what this is? You're in prison. You got a week left on your sentence and you kill a motherfucker you fight somebody and then they're like all right you're here for two more years yeah you fucking idiot yeah you could have left office had the republican party balls in your hand and whenever you want to apply some pressure to get whatever the fuck you wanted just squeeze a little bit that's what trump could have done that guy had 75 million people who fuck fuck with him right and let's say he kept 50 million that's massive huge nada and if he gets impeached he can't pardon himself oh shit that's another big one he can't pardon himself or any of his other cronies that he wants

to that's a big thing interesting oh now it makes a lot of sense. Okay. So this is like removing any political leverage or capital that Trump might have post-presidency and any legal ramifications that he can go to to free himself in any way. Whoa. Yeah.

He fucked up. He fucked up big time. He fucked up. Or they positioned it to fuck up. They took advantage of the opportunity. Yeah, but he gave them the opportunity to take that advantage. Absolutely. He never called them off until it was too late.

Yeah. And there's actually an article I sent a link to that I read and didn't fully understand. But some European allies believe Trump attempted a coup of the U.S. government with help from, like, feds. Like, federal officers. Which is essentially like, how did you even let them get to the Capitol steps? One, I think a French person was saying that was like, I am in a similar position to the, whoever the Capitol police is or whatever.

The fact that they even got to the steps of the Capitol shouldn't have happened. Once they got on the steps and started to get in, you couldn't stop it. They never should have gotten that close. There had to be some kind of complicit understandingicit like understanding this is tacit understanding is the term they were trying to like give him no just he that some european allies think they were all trying to trump was trying to stage a coup and he had their uh like like whatever their their support yeah let's do this which is scary truly stage a coup i mean you need some sort of like weaponry to do that, right? You can't just go into the Capitol building and then like hang out with all the congressmen

and just hope that they go, okay, I guess the country's yours now. No, but if the vote never happens, then Biden is never officially president. Gotcha. They really were trying to actually stop the vote. So if they stop the vote, then there's more of a chance that Trump could potentially play out his presidency. And even if they delayed it, there's probably some like legal way where Trump could go. Technically, I'm still president. We haven't verified that Biden is the incumbent.

And you do need to punish that in the harshest possible way to send a message that we're not doing this again. Like that is in any way, shape or form. People that went in there were trying to overthrow the government temporarily or whatever you're bringing in a confederate flag put aside slavery which is obviously a very big deal but the confederacy let's put it aside though because yeah thank you yeah it's about time won't let that happen bro yeah they won't let it happen keep going come on those are traitors so long How many water fountains do you have to make? Hundreds of years. A lot of people were enslaved.

What's going on? I think we stayed up north, guys. I think we stayed up north. I don't like the direction this is going in right now. First time I get the Seinfeld beat right. I'm traumatized by it. What a fucking hypocrite I am. Oh, God damn, man.

I get it, Seinfeld. You're not that bad. You're fucking not that bad. What if we go down south and just start Comedians in Cars drinking fucking Cubanitos or whatever? Comedians in Cars eating Cubans. That's it. Let's go, baby. But wait, you were saying something?

But those are traitors. Like, the Confederates were traitors. They went against their government, tried to secede and all that. And then they're carrying that flag in. You are traitors. That's just what it is. You have to punish that harshly. 100%.

Can't have this happen. So the punishment for treason is death. I'm okay with that. Like, finally. Duties. Remember when the lady got shot in her forehead? She got dutyed. She got dutyed, right?

Or as we call it Oops She got oops And she got doodied She got oops and doodied It's your term doodied Call it doodied I don't know were we on Patreon for that

No but we put that out Oh we did put that out Okay so she got doodied Now You guys are trying to make me feel bad For saying she got doodied Then I did a little bit more reading Turns out

These motherfuckers dragged a policeman out of the building or like he was on the steps, beat the shit out of that motherfucker. I think he died. He did die. He died of those injuries. By the way,

he was a Trump supporter. Fucking dumbasses that did that. Yeah, nobody talking about that now. Wow. So he's getting his ass beat like, yo, I let y'all in for a reason.

I'm with it. Go. Her office is last on the left. And then, if I'm hearing my boy like, yo, I let y'all in for a reason. I'm with it. Go. Her office is last on the left. And then if I'm hearing my boy go, yo, they're beating the shit out of me. They just dragged me down the stairs. That's my call of duty.

That's it. Anybody who comes in a room, it's headshots for everybody. I have no problem with this. Why are we saying that's crazy? That's what I was saying. But motherfuckers were tearing me up for saying, for saying I, uh, They all should have got shot

You know what offended me The most Not all of them Anybody who broke in After you point the gun And you say you can't come in You just heard Your homeboy got killed

By them Same people I think anybody Trying to break in It's the capital It's our capital Were people mad Because they thought

It was in bad taste Gender equality Because there's gender equality He didn't think for a second He was just like Alright she he You're there Were people mad because they thought it was in bad taste? There's gender equality? Yeah. Because there's gender equality? He didn't think for a second. He was just like, all right, she, he, you're there, they, zin, zer, bow. Gender neutral is click, click. Boom.

All right, but no, go. Were people mad because they thought it was like bad taste to be rejoicing that someone died? Yes. It's not rejoice. I'm not happy, but it is what it is. No, you are happy? No, I'm not happy. No one's happy. Nobody's happy that anyone died.

I'm just saying they deserved. Can I say something else? The punishment was worth the crime, you mean? It's not about worth. Because that seems like it's justified. It's just what happens. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying?

I think anybody, whether you're black, white, male or female, anybody who was doing that deserved. I would have a hard time shooting a woman because I'd probably just go like that with one finger and push her back in. That's what I would do personally. Okay. I would take a single finger and just push her in her forehead and she would just fall back in the door.

I wouldn't shoot her. You know what I mean? I think that's the first thing you do. All right. But if that motherfucker that looked like Mark with the tattoos and the Vikings and all that kind of shit, if he was coming through that window valhalla is that valhalla that's the viking is the viking heaven you going to valhalla yeah that's all i'm saying bro so important note this is a lot of people have been saying let's go over some like the you know twitter

conversations that are happening we could poke holes etc one big twitter conversation is i'm sure you guys have seen where was all this energy towards chas where was all this energy towards uh the blm protests if chas people are saying this was an insurrection it was a coup and it's like the people on twitter are going well when chas took over four blocks of uh what was it uh seattle when they took over four blocks of seattle they took over a court building they took over like the capital yeah capitol hill autonomous zone yeah yeah so i don't think they took over the capital itself though right i think it was like this it was like a park in front of the police precinct but i'm pretty sure they took over like the seattle capital or but i don't know if it was a capital building though maybe but it'm pretty sure they took over the Seattle Capitol. But I don't know if it was the Capitol building, though.

Maybe. But it doesn't matter. That was my impression. Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is what Chaz was, right? And they're like, why did nobody say this was a coup? Why did nobody say this was an insurrection? Apparently, they did the same thing. They were there.

They were. And they didn't call it a coup on America. They were like, it's un-American. They're like breaking away from this. Yeah, they were calling themselves. This is our own country. Yeah. Yeah. And we were calling it treasonous.

I was. People just take them seriously because they were dorks. Yes. They didn't have sick headdresses. And they were kind of met with that same energy. You think? I think. There was a lot of chaos going on in the streets.

Tear gas, all that shit. Rubber bullets. Motherfuckers were getting shot with rubber bullets. Yeah. I thought that they kind of just let them occupy it. It seemed like that was the policy. I think it was also lower stakes way lower stakes and it wasn't incited by the president i think there's a big difference when it happens right like when a bunch of like local organizers go to ducati park or ducati park or whatever it is and

they say we're occupying wall street yeah that's not as big a deal right as if the president says yo we're taking down these fucking wall Street guys' heads, wait outside their buildings, and if they come out, do whatever you got to do. Yeah, and if they went into Wall Street or the Stock Exchange and started trying to fuck things up, no, you don't do that. Yeah. You don't. Okay. They're called terrorists for destroying the property or trying to take over America. destroying the property or trying to take over America.

This is another conversation that happened a lot is like, why are they terrorists? But the people that were burning down cities, uh, as part of the BLM protests, why were they not considered terrorists? That was another conversation. I saw. So I think terrorists to be a terrorist,

it has to be like destruction with a political aim, basically. Right. Like if you have a, some sort of like political agenda and you start doing the violent shit, you can be classified as a terrorist. Yeah, that is the textbook definition of terrorism, right? It's violence with political aim.

Right. So I think like the people that stormed the Capitol, they had a political aim and they were violent. Yeah. So that would classify. Yeah, I also think, yeah. But BLM, if you have a political aim, I would say that you have a political aim. Yeah, specifically. That we all agree with, right? We want equality. We don't want black people. But it is a political aim, I would say that you have a political aim. Specifically. That we all agree with, right?

We want equality. We don't want black people. But it is a political aim. The political aim to me is it's not just any political aim. This specific political aim was we are trying to stop the government from moving forward the way it's moving forward and change the way it moves forward through our idea of what democracy is. That's what a lot of terrorists are doing.

Their idea of democracy is different than ours and they think they're wrong. But so are the people who stormed the Capitol. To me, that's what a lot of terrorists are doing so this is their idea of democracy is different than ours and they think they're wrong but so are the people who storm the capital right now to me that's terrorism well i think guess where it gets hazy is that you have to look at the specific like behavior in the action itself so like when it comes to like storming the capital it seems like oh yeah of course that's wrong but there are certain situations where that behavior is justified so like if the you know if let's say Trump does another four years and then at the end of his eight year, two term tenure, he says, I'm not leaving. It would be, I think, at the obligation of citizens

to go in and say, nah, you're out. Exactly. So the behavior itself is condemnable in this context because we don't feel like it's actually justified. But who gets to decide what's justified or not? Exactly. The winner does. So like, let's say, let's say these people actually like stormed and overthrew the whole shit and then they won and they were actually

able to somehow they're heroes they're not treason they rewrite the history and they go yeah the election was stolen we want it back they tell their kids blah blah and then that's how history gets worked like when bolsheviks took over that shit there was like so few of them like literally but any like like any insurrection or coup or revolution starts with like a small group of people revolution the american revolution was not wildly supported by every single american there are a lot of americans that were businessmen there are a lot of americans who are just on the british side that was just what they thought was the right thing to do even during the revolution not everybody was supportive of it right so yeah they won and then everybody was like oh i guess

they're heroes and uh we got to go along with that yeah so destroying police cars like this summer in any situation, I'm like, yeah, that's wrong. Unless you believe that the social contract has been broken. So if you believe that cops are not upholding their duty to protect citizens, then you have an obligation to then rebel against the state. Well, then to your point, to that point, that's what these people believe. Exactly. So which is why I have empathy for like the guy that's like trapped in some rural area that's plugged into like into Newsmax, that's getting all this information, truly believing that all this shit was stolen from him. Clarify for any crazy people listening. That doesn't mean you support what they did.

No, of course not. You just understand how they got it. I'm sympathetic. I'm like, oh, wow, you got conned. You know what I mean? You thought that you were inside the con, but actually you were the mark the whole time. You got duped. So I have sympathy for those people.

I think they should still be punished for what they did. Yes. But I think their behavior is very different than someone that went in like okay i know that this election was valid that the voter fraud didn't like substantiate actual like uh like electoral turnover and i'm just gonna go in there to fuck this shit up because i want violence and whatever like those people i think i agree i have sympathy to a certain extent like i have sympathy for belief but i don't have sympathy for action yeah of course so it's's like you could believe the crazy shit and I could feel bad for you. Like I could see somebody get radicalized and like think these horrible things.

And then I start going, man, it sucks that you were tricked into believing these things. And I hate that you live in this vacuum that allows only one belief system that you have to kind of believe in order to exist within your tiny little town. If you don't believe it wholeheartedly, you're a separatist or crazy or whatever. And they'll ostracize you completely. But then you kill a cop. But killing somebody based on those beliefs is where I don't have any empathy for. 100%. Which is why when it comes to like-

Sorry to interrupt, but like because there is a social contract that exists even within those beliefs. 100%. The cops handle justice. 100%. And when you take justice in your own hands, you are breaking that contract that you made with the cops. I think you can also have empathy and still think that sucks. I see how you got there. You

should still be punished within the harshest measures. 100%. Yeah. I'd like to say measures is the punishment for treason is you die. Well, it depends on if these people were like convicted of treason or like whatever their actual conviction is, depending on what they thought they were doing at the time. Exactly. So that's the other thing that goes on with it. I don't

think everybody there thought that they were going to overthrow the government. And I think that that's clear by the people taking selfies inside. When they actually got in that position, I think a lot of them were like, oh, yeah, we never really knew what we were going to do here. We were just essentially blowing off steam because we're upset that Trump lost. Some people knew what they were doing. And those people, you could argue, could be punished. But how do you decipher who those people are? And I think you just have a case by case trial for all're upset that Trump lost. Some people knew what they were doing. And those people, you could argue, could be punished. But how do you decipher who those people are? And I think you just have a case-by-case trial for all the people that are involved.

Now, here's the question. Now, here's the question. Should the same energy be kept with the people at BLM? For example, the majority, the vast majority of the people there at these protests were going, we need to make sure that we just protest for what we believe in and we keep it safe and we don't destroy any property and we don't do anything that could take away from this movement. And then there was a couple of people there that violently looted, killed somebody, blew up buildings, caused massive property damage that destroyed businesses. What should happen to those people? Is what those people did treasonous per se?

They should have a fair and just trial based off of the specific circumstances what they did i guess my point is like the the severity of treason in our eyes right uh brings us to a point of death right like if you commit treason you die right it's really really really severe it's the most severe nothing is more severe than death so can i apply that to the people at the Capitol? And can I also apply that to someone in Minnesota that lit a police station on fire? Am I okay with them dying because of that? That's where it gets tricky.

When I say harsh as possible, I'm not a death penalty person in general. So I would remove that from my own. But I see what I said. So I don't agree that they should all be put to death. But 25 years, 30 years, 40 years? I agree with punishment. I agree with punishment for crime. We're all on the same page.

But for whatever, you know, treason, the punishment is death, bro. So it's just like, okay, go out. A couple things. It's hard for me to separate. If you have empathy for them being tricked and actually believing that they're doing something to save America, then how can you not have empathy for them protecting America and taking the actions that they have?

Like how do you separate the two? Because if they truly believe that they're doing something great, like how the American Revolution, we believe like, yeah, we're fighting against British. We were being treasonous at the time to the government that was controlling us. so you have to have empathy for the action because they think they're doing the right thing the empathy for their action for their action how do you separate

it depends on what the action is i think if the action is killing people then that pretty much in all circumstances unless it's self-defense let's remove the killing of the cop because not all of them were doing that let's just just say storming the Capitol. Right. So like if it's like destruction, all the other shit, like they should definitely be still punished for what they did because the action itself is illegal. So here's the thing. But I understand from a personal level, I get how they get there.

And that's what you're trying to say. You have empathy for the action. And that's what we were saying last week, or at least it was on the, maybe it was on the Patreon. No, I think it was on the Patreon. And that's what we were saying last week, or at least it was on the, maybe it was on the Patreon. No, I think it was on the Patreon. The idea is if you truly believe that you were stopping the most vile human beings on the planet from corrupting a country that you love, it is heroic to put your life on the line to do that.

So you have empathy for that if that's what they believe. That being said, who is the arbiter of that truth? Unfortunately, it's the victor, and they lost. So their truth is now false. Rudy Giuliani before, like the day of, on the steps, he goes, all right, if we're wrong, we're going to get made fools of. If we're right, a lot of people are going to jail, so let's have a trial by combat. Oh, shit.

Literally word for word, like what he says, like the day of. So like. So these people are sitting there and they're like, OK, we're trusting the plan. We believe Rudy Giuliani. Like he's never lied to us. He's always been honest. We got to trust him. Then he says this.

All right. That's what I would say to you. I can have empathy for the motive to the point even. Right. OK, I can have empathy for how you did that action. But you still got to be punished. You broke the law. A kid that sells drugs to feed his family. Hey, man, I have empathy for how you did that action, but you still got to be punished. You broke the law. A kid that sells drugs to feed his family,

hey man, I have empathy for that motive. You still sold drugs and fucked up a lot of people. So you get your punishment even though the thing that you wanted might be good. Yeah, you break a window on accident, you still got to pay for it. Or if you want to move down south, it might be hypocritical,

but at the same time, I take my living and we all have a better life. Everybody else you provide for everybody. Also, everybody's comparing BLM with the storm in the Capitol. And I think I don't know if you can really consider BLM treasonous because they're not. They weren't trying to overthrow the government. Correct. So I think that's the separation.

That's the discrepancy that I would make as well, because BLM wasn't saying, hey, we want to stop America from existing and we want to have a different way of America. My understanding of BLM, the protest was we want the rights we're supposed to have. Yo, America's lit. We would like to be lit, too. Yeah. So, yeah, it is the opposite of treason. So I don't get how you label them a treasonous group.

No, I don't know where the- Like they can be destructive, riots, all that shit. Yes. That's where these Twitter conversations- I haven't heard people call them treason. Yeah, it's hard to have nuance in 140 characters or whatever. No, no, no. But it's not like they're essentially being labeled treasonous.

What I think is the distinguishing factor with the Capitol situation is treason, right? Because that means death. Right. Right? And people are comparing these two, and I don't think they're comparable, I guess, for that reason, as most eloquently said, Al, is that they're not asking for something to change in America that wasn't promised. Boom.

As far as I can understand. They want the promises to be kept for them as well. We can go into the BLM organization. We did it in the Netflix special where the organization itself wanted maybe a more socialist or some people might even say

Marxist approach to America. Yeah. You could say that is changing America in a way that maybe most Americans might not want to support. But like we said in the special,

the marching itself. Yes. People out in the special, the marching itself. Yes. People out in the street. People on the street who don't know who the fuck Karl Marx is. Yeah. We're just like, yo, can black people not get shot by cops if they don't do nothing bad? Is that cool?

Right. Now, people at the Capitol, though, they thought, oh, the election were promised fair elections, and then we didn't get a fair election. So now we got to go get a fair election. Yeah. I understand. Again, I have empathy for the motive. didn't get a fair election. So now we gotta go get a fair election. Yeah. I understand. Again, I have empathy

for the motive. Did they want a fair election or did they want their guy to win no matter what? I think most of them wanted their guy to win but I think some got duped. I think they convinced themselves

on some level whether consciously or subconsciously this was rigged and stolen from us. And they you believe the truth that's convenient.

Because that's the only way you can rationalize wanting your guy to win. Yes. You tell the stories and the narratives that's convenient. Because that's the only way you can rationalize wanting your guy to win. Yes. You tell the stories and the narratives that are convenient for what you want.

It's a logic to make, to justify your emotion. Yeah. So now, can we transition? Can I say one more thing and maybe this is crazy, but why it's different to me?

Right, because it's warmer down there. Can we get a full-size NBA gym? Is that where you're going to go with this? Things are open. We can go play basketball. We can have fun little hijinks. We can do stunts. Dave and Buster's. We can go to Dave and Buster open. We can go play basketball. We can have fun little hijinks. We can do stunts.

Dave and Buster's. We can go to Dave and Buster's. We can play pranks. You know what I mean? You look like a lot of people. Oh, and if you want to make up for the mini thing we have outside, there is an asshole that reached out to us. He's willing to make us a custom arcade machine that has over thousands of games and it's

regulatory size that we can all fit on it. I'll take it out of the Patreon. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about that. I don't like it when there's multiple games in the one thing. I'm stupid. Because now you can put all those games on your phone.

That's why we don't reply to your text messages. Just fucking go. But I don't like it. I don't like it. It feels like a shortcut. If I'm going to get an Come on, son. Yeah, it feels like a shortcut. I actually get what you're saying. You like the game? If I'm going to get an arcade game, I want the nostalgia.

Yeah, you want Terminator with the guns, with the one game. I want the joystick to look like it. Sunset Rider. Sim, Street Fighter, all I want. Like, come on, son. Bro, just get on your PC. Let me talk to this guy. My gift to you guys, you will pay for this machine. Put me in touch with this guy.

$2,500. You're going to negotiate an odd number. Why is everything $2,500 to you guys, you will pay for this machine $2,500 Why is everything $2,500 to you? I'm starting to think that you're taking some of this money It's a nice round number That's how you afford these fucking clothes Go to the wide angle Alex shouldn't be able to afford these clothes Go to the wide angle

Are we in the wide? He said $1,800 Are we in the wide? We are in the wide He's trying to pay off his Tesla slowly This guy got a Tesla? $2,500 at a time I'm selling drugs, bro

I know how much you make. Why you got a snitch? Because I pay you it. You shouldn't be able to afford all this. He got the newest phone. He probably got new sneakers on. IRS is out listening. New hat.

IRS is listening. Relax. They better listen. I took a loss. Y'all better listen because your boy moving down south. You thought you was going to get that 13% from the kid. Real talk. That's what we need to do.

We need to lobby the IRS. You want this bread? Keep me up north. That's how we're going to help out these mom and pops. Yep. That's how we're going to do it. All right. I'd be wanting to help mom and pops, but their outdoor seating sucks.

I'd be trying to help mom and pops so much. You can't just donate the money. You got to get food out of it. I have actually And it's only the bigger The bigger restaurants that have That's the thing I be out there bro

I be out there in them streets bro That shit sucks It's freezing cold They're out front of restaurants Mom Can we get the fucking heat I be out there in them streets Thinking about leaving New York

Cause it's too cold I be out there in them streets Like these streets is cold bro You know what I mean Your whole family left where you're from You know what I'm saying Cause it's too where you're from. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm saying? Because it's too hot. Because that shit sucks.

You got to leave sometimes, bro. Why don't they stay? And I don't criticize anybody else who left. You know what I mean? They have foresight. Yo, we are immigrants. That's it, bro. We're just immigrants, bro.

That's it. I'm just trying to make you live up to your family. That's fine. I've never been to New York. I'm coming back home as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Nah, we're going to Florida just for that Just for that

South is my home I think you are going to go to Texas And then we going to go to Florida We going to get you closer to the fam bro Don't threaten me with a good time Nah in all seriousness We can transition into All the censoring of Like all these

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I think it's, so people say that he incited this, but he never really said like, yo, go to the Capitol and kill people. He never yo go to the capital and kill people he never said go to the capital and kill people he said yo let's show them our strength in numbers there's enough circumstantial evidence I think and this is where you said he's like a mob boss he never said he knows the phones are tapped that's what I'm saying he never says the specific thing you can take him to a court of law over

but Twitter ain't a court of law they're literally storming the capital he goes alright guys yo we gotta be peaceful go home I love you you're special like what is i love you you're special at i'm saying he's one with words he knows how to not incriminate himself so it's like if he's not technically breaking the rule i don't think he should be punished right now i will say it goes against what happened there what i feel it was fucked up, what happened there. But still, it's like this guy, he's still abiding by the rules of these sites. Now, the other piece is that they say, OK, we're going to have another rally on the day of the inauguration. So he's like, we're going to run it back to point of day of the inauguration.

Let's let's do it. Yeah. But then he goes, just so everyone knows, I'm not going to be there. So if anyone wants to do anything, I'm not there. Do whatever you got to do. Now that's different. He said, I'm not going to be the inauguration. He said he's not going to be there. But now he didn't say if anybody wants to do it. So this is the question is like Twitter is looking into the subtext of what he's saying. They're saying, are his followers going to see this and do 2.0 what they did last time? You know, not showing up to inauguration is so pussy. My name is so pussy

i honestly what was endearing about trump is that he wasn't pussy is that he was calling all these motherfuckers out on their bullshit and to see him be such a sour puss loser yeah so you know nothing is worse than a sore loser yeah being a sour puss sore loser yeah son how how can you lose all respect in an instance i'm not showing up i'm not gonna be there like low-key it's whack that they gotta go like if you lost but it is what it is that's part of it fam you got to be the most powerful person in the world for four years show your fucking inauguration it's a sign that we believe in peaceful transfer of power that's what it is that's what democracy is well yeah i lost all right keep it moving yes hand it off and we need

that handoff that handoff is very important it lets everybody know hey this is how it's supposed to go it's healthy we shouldn't have these fucking battles every time there's a presidency the uh the presidency goes in a way that maybe half the country didn't want because every fucking election is half the country's pissed yeah and you are out here being a little crying bitch about it. I'm not showing up. Such a fucking lame thing, dude. And we suck it up because we go, yo, we're all Americans and we got bigger issues

like the rest of the world trying to fucking get us. So let's keep moving. And I hear the rest of the world is giddy about this. Somebody was telling me he got like... Lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. Did you call them sleeps? That's racist.

You said sheep. You cannot tell me. He's heating up. He's on fire. He can't take his kid back. He can't take his kid back to the South. He goes back to the South. His racism is on another level.

I have a lot of sympathy. He's called Asian sleep. I have a lot. I did not say that. Yes, their eyes are closer to Kohl's, but that's not sleeping. I have a lot of sympathy for people that storm the Capitol, okay? I understand how you get there, all right? This is crazy, this guy.

Yeah, you start mudding in the South, you know? Hanging out with some good old boys. Y'all are going to go mudding, and they're going to bring you, and you're going to fucking love it. I'm going surfing, bro. Al already looks like you start mudding in the south, you know. Hanging out with some good old boys. Y'all are going to go mudding and they're going to bring you and you're going to fucking love it. I'm going surfing, bro. Al already looks like you went mudding. Wow. Come on, Mark. Dude, that's crazy.

You can't say that. And not Akash. This is a wild boy. Fuck. You could have had them both right there. Damn, I'm not on fire anymore. Bro. This is a wild boy. Okay, so if we do go down, I'm not on fire anymore. Bro.

Okay, so if we do go down, I want to get back to the censorship, but if we do go down, we're definitely all going in the U-Haul together, and we're videotaping it, and we're making a thing out of it. Nah, I'm good. You're driving it. No. You're driving it. I'm taking my Tesla. Nah, no.

Your Tesla's driving itself. I'm sleeping the whole way there. Fuck out of here. Your Tesla's driving itself. Yeah. You're going to there. Fuck out of here. Your Tesla's driving itself. But yeah. Dude, you're going to stop every fucking two hours or whatever you do in your Tesla? Yup. Yo, your Tesla.

Yup. Yup. It got the fucking battery charge of a Tonka truck. All right. You do it. Have fun in that cold ass, hard ass seat you hold. You have fun in that shit. No stamina, bro.

So funny. I can't understand why. This is why he's saving money. Your Tesla needs blue chew, bro. It can't stay hard for nothing, bro. Chugg. You're testing these blue choo-choo. You can't stay hard for nothing, bro. Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Get out of here, bro. Get the Apple Hyundai. Remember this, bro.

We take that trip. I'm getting the Apple Hyundai. I can't understand where this is where you want to save money is the U-Haul. That's where I'm like, why don't you just have motherfuckers move it? This is where you're saving money? That is Scott. You can just have the shit have the shit just have movers or whatever this is where you gotta send the u-haul with some random guy i'm not gonna send a random guy with

all this yeah and his dicks suck you could fit this in the tank no he's laughing his face bro you got a trunk and a frunk we're not fitting this in it doesn't i'm not putting this in his little ass tes. We get 30 minutes. We got to recharge the whole Tesla. Keep talking shit. Next time you want to ride out to the city, all right? Real talk. I'm going to tell you, charge your ass on a Uber, motherfucker.

We need a fucking power extension cord just to drive down there, bro. We need it. Put a generator in the back, bro. We need it to an extension cord from the studio to the Tesla. Keep talking shit. All the way down. It don't feel good when everybody's ganging up all the way down. It don't feel good when everybody's

ganging up on you, huh? It don't feel good. We're going mud in your Tesla. All right? Bro, in all seriousness,

we all, you hauling that shit down. We, I mean, y'all are, you hauling it down. Y'all can make a nice YouTube video

out of that shit. That's the other thing. We do need to get our cars down there. And I don't have one yet. That's why I'm bringing mine. Everybody got to bring their car down. I thought we were going to ship it

because you told me that it's pretty cheap to ship. Yeah, it was like $800, $900. I shipped my car up a couple months ago. Imagine down. Whoa. Probably $400. Gravity doesn't have to work. That was such a markism

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Yeah Just take it You're taking an empty truck Idiot That's it bro It's stupid to take it back empty Yeah Anyway

So we all gone We ain't Stay In Now but what you gotta do About a car though I think I just do like long term rentals.

And then it'd be a cool opportunity to try maybe a car that I might want to have. I never had a car outside of college. He stopped short of saying luxury car. He was going to say a nice ass car. I was going to say Tesla and he was going to shit on me. Yeah. I already bought the Tesla truck.

That's it. I did buy that shit. Way longer battery. 600 miles, you bitch. You gotta get a real big extension cord for that shit. Wait, for that? No, you don't need it. My huck cycle goes longer than your Tesla. For real. Oh, your bicycle?

He's a solar panel, bro. He just absorbs all the light. What is he talking about? White doesn't absorb the light. Black does. Whoa, that's racial. That's not racial. That's facts.

Come on, bro. That is true. That is true. I knew that. What are you doing? Okay, we're back to the censorship. Start it over. No, no. I think the censorship is so weird man it's it's just a weird thing because you're almost just like

you can't let people incite revolutions well you can because sometimes you need a res a revolution it's real tricky bro yeah well i mean i don't get the legal thing where people are saying that it's a violation of the first amendment yeah people are saying that it's a violation of the First Amendment. Yeah, people keep saying that, but free speech is not absolute. Like, you can't say, I'm going to kill the president. That's something you get prosecuted for. You know what I mean? There are certain things that are, you're saying there are certain things that are carved out of free speech.

No country has absolute free speech. You can't yell fire in a crowded building. That's something you get punished for. Yeah, you shouldn't even talk in a crowded theater. Especially theater. Don't be talking at all. Boom, shot the light. Bro, this guy is so racist, bro. I don't know if we can't take him down, bro.

I don't know what happened this weekend, sir. Is it a little bit of cold, bro? I went to the Met, bro. You were around your wife. Starzian history, you know what I mean? You're like, them plantation houses look comfy. I went to the Met, bro. That's what happened. You were around your wife. Starzian history, you know what I mean? Yo. Starzian history. You're like, them plantation houses look comfy. Yo, how we fuck this shit up?

Oh, he says, I want a ranch. Ranch. Oh, no. I said ranch. Ranch is not racist. Ah. Ranchero? Ah.

You think Mexicans are racist now? You know who loves ranch? Racist white folks. That's true. And white women. With wings. Black people don't fuck with ranch. Nah. Not at all. Blue cheese. Black people don't fuck with ranch. Nah. Not at all.

Blue cheese. Yeah. I actually had a friend that said to me that said that black people don't like any white food. He said, well, he said him personally.

He said, I don't like any white foods. What does that mean? You said one black person said black people and you're like, well, he said he personally. Yeah, well,

that's what he said. Literally. It went down to the one black guy he knows. You saw that? Yeah, I know. You tried to talk about black people. His one token. You're number one black guy he knows. You tried to talk about black people.

He was one token. You're number two black guy he knows. And you're also his Puerto Rican friend. You honestly check off a lot of boxes. That's a triple worst score right there. You're playing Scrabble. X-Con too. Scrabble Media over here.

X-Con. That's true. In Swedes. In Swedes. International criminal. I check off that box and let's go. It's fucking lit. That's a boom shakalaka. Okay, bro. So look.

The jacket lets me know he's LGBTQ. Yeah, that's a good ass point. Got the whole rainbow on it. And B, bro. Okay. So yeah, I don't know why it's a violation of the First Amendment. The First Amendment says you can't pass laws that prohibit freedom of speech, religion, all that shit. This is like, Twitter is not the law. No one's passing a law that says if you say something you go to jail

like in china you criticize like wait which one is first amendment that's freedom of speech okay so but if you he can't speak freely on these platforms and therefore he is violation of freedom of the first amendment would be like what they have in china you talk shit about taiwan you go to jail well that's what this is right he's talking shit about america but he's not going he's not going to jail ah so only prison if there's a law that says you say this shit you get prison time fines sanctions other types of legal measures punishment yeah or punitive action is the only thing that makes it a violation it's not a criminal offense

what he said of the first amendment they're just saying you're not welcome on our private company in twitter I don't fully trust their intention

and I think there's going to be a lot of overreach twitter fucked up but you can't use first amendment for twitter banning him you come into my house say wild shit

I can kick you out now we're on a now we're on a different okay so like some restaurants for example say none of the ones you would ever go to. Sure. Some that would say...

They're like dress codes, right? Yeah. How happy are you that those restaurants are going to shut down because of the pandemic? Oh, I'm so happy. He texts me every weekend. Hey, you know a good restaurant? Nah. I only support mom and pop.

McDonald's. That's why I say McDonald's. Nah. I support mom and pop. McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's. If they got Mac in it, you ain't there.

Yo, you got to check out Jiggity Dendes. That's one of my favorite places. Jiggity Dendes? I love that place. JD. So we have a situation here where big tech, and I hate the term big tech. It seems it's just like somebody everybody throws out. But these platforms have become so big that they're almost like a part of

human life, right? Or American or Western, whatever you want to call it. They become like countries. Yes. They're countries in the way that they operate and the amount of people that are with them and also the rules that they're dictating. But at the same time, it almost feels like you're right as an American citizen to operate on these platforms.

Yeah. Right? So at what point does a tech platform become part of a civil right? At what point is it so big that it becomes part of your civil right? I don't think ever. You don't think ever? Because their excuse is this, right?

We're approaching it, I think. I think we're approaching it. I'll say something interesting that happened to my girl's stepdad. He was on vacation and uh he was uh on like a snorkeling thing whatever like that and there's always you know interesting people when you're on these things so he's just talking he spoke to a google fact checker and she was a google fact checker and he was just like so how do you like get that job and do you think it's weird

that you get to be like the arbiter of truth like you get to decide what things are true and what things aren't true. That's got a lot of responsibility. And she said to him, well, if you don't like that, you don't have to use Google. There really isn't any other Google. Yeah. There's another one called Duck some shit. Duck Go.

Duck Duck Go. You ain't using Yahoo. You're not using Duck Duck Go. Ping all those whatever things. You didn't even get the name right. It's Bing. That's how much you ain't using that shit. That's racial, bro.

That's on you now. Yeah, that's true. So it's like you can, but it's not, right? Let's be honest. Like if you're not on Google, if your business isn't Google-able, if all these things, like nobody's using DuckDuckGo to find the restaurant or to find Flagrant 2 or to find any of these things, right? There's one place right so

it's not like you have but they get to hide behind that they get to hide behind that like a technicality that technicality if you will that like yeah we're just a regular business and yeah we'll buy up all of our competition so there isn't any but we're just a regular business it is what it is so

what happened what I thought was really interesting he asked what she used to do beforehand right do you know what she used to do before she was a fact checker she worked for the fucking state department and i'm like oh shit is this why big tech hasn't been broken up why break up the thing that can do your work for you the best possible way right from the state department into big tech where you decide the truth narratives that you want to put out there in the world so now you have the deep state or whatever i want to talk about in a conspiratorial way i want to talk about like a realistic way beforehand there was obviously some sort of relationship between government and news media yep right journalism

and government were somewhat intertwined. And then it became right wing media and left wing media were intertwined through different government organizations. But there was obviously a relationship. There was like narratives being pushed out between them. Now, it seems to me that you have that same government relationship intertwined with big tech, which is real news. Now, that's what we're getting all of our information. And you place the people who decide what is true or what's not true in those positions of power. And, of course, you don't break them up. You're like, thank God we're working together, boys. My girl brought up that exact thing.

She was like, I don't like this because there's no way this isn't done out of their own self-interest. No way. Twitter don't give a fuck about the general well-being of the country. Well, let me ask you a question. Now, here's the one thing. They don't, Twitter don't give a fuck about the general well-being of the country. Well, let me ask you a question. I do, now here's the one thing. We assume nefarious intent whenever there's control

or censorship. Okay. I think that's pretty natural. That was a great sentence. But we do, right? Yeah, it was fine. Right? So,

but the reality is maybe it's not always nefarious. Maybe there's some people who are like, listen, for us to get where we need to go in the next 50 years,

the next 100 years, obviously there are people that are plotting the course of America way beyond where we, when we will ever be here. There's a reason we made Louisiana purchase. There's a reason for Manifest Destiny. There's a reason we go from Pacific to, sorry, from Atlantic to Pacific. There are people that are going, hey, we need to be here for 500 more years. What do we need to do now in order to be there? And there are people that exist in those roles right now and maybe some of them are looking at this landscape and then making those decisions based on that and saying these are the important truths to get us where we need to go yeah okay and so far i know this sounds like a kind of a bitch-ass approach to it maybe it's a optimistic approach but so far,

they've done okay with America. So they're looking out for their own well-being, but also, we're looking out for American well-being, and then we'll get everything we can. Yeah, because their well-being is contingent on the health of the nation. What is the one thing,

right there, what is the one thing, let's say the powers that be are the rich people. What is the one thing that terrifies rich people? I mean, there's many, but what is one big one revolution of the poor insurrection yeah everything else they can handle right stock market flows they don't care they're billionaires yeah i'll find stock market exactly and if it does go down we'll just buy up some depressed real estate or whatever the fuck is

out there we can take advantage of but But insurrection terrifies the rich. Yeah. Because a what is it called a well-structured and polite and just society allows them to keep their money in a safe place. They don't want to exist where they got 50 fucking armed guards around their palatial estate like they have to. And I'm sure India they have to in parts of mexico and parts of south america they're literally prisoners within their wealth yeah every revolution they fucking eat the rich bring out the guillotine chop off marriott's when it's head chop chop chop yeah so i think this was terrifying to them and i think this kicks shit into high gear they're like yo yo

yo yo we need to do something because we are next we're the rich and we could get eaten yeah so i think that's why you saw those drastic measures people all of a sudden being chopped off of on twitter i think the conversation goes to jack dorsey or whatever the twitter guy is and my buddy said this and i thought this was kind of interesting he was like he is not a big government guy he is is like a super libertarian. He thinks politicians are fucking idiots. But he goes, right now the conversation comes to who do I trust with the truth more?

Donald Trump or Jack Dorsey at Twitter? And he goes, I actually trust Jack. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Kind of interesting. Yeah. I think also what makes it tricky

is that they banned Trump's personal Twitter account. Yeah. They didn't ban the White House. They didn't ban at POTUS. So they banned Trump as a private individual that was using Twitter with the influence of the president of the United States. So like they ban like how they ban regular people for violating the rules of Twitter. So there's still a platform and a portal for the president to communicate with his

constituency, with the people of the United States, either through those actual social portals, but also just how the way presidents used to communicate, which is through, you know. Press conference. Yeah, press briefing and things like that. So I don't see that there's any sort of, like, legal issue with banning Trump from Twitter. I do think, though, that Twitter has inserted itself

into a political, like, geopolitical conversation that I don't know if they're ready to handle. So, like, they now have broken because like the rule for like all of time before this was that like if there's a state head where he's going to operate under a different set of rules than the other people on twitter so we have specific rules and if like the president of iran or like the ayatollah or whatever is like saying crazy shit that violates our rules we're going to leave them up because it's important for the citizens of the world and also their citizens to be able to read it. That's right.

A lot of people are pointing to pointing to Khomeini not being taken down. Right. And it's like, why the fuck is this guy in Iran who has said, you know, I'm sure death to Israel. Yeah. Wipe Israel off the planet. Exactly. It's like he said all these hateful things that seem to potentially incite violence as

well. Why hasn't he been removed when we have the president of the United States being removed? Yeah. Very interesting. So what is the reaction to that? So the thing is that I don't personally have an issue with like Trump getting taken off Twitter. And I think that like I see the justification.

I see why. I don't think Trump should go to jail for whatever or like if there's legal precedent and whatever. But like, I don't think that there should be any violation for freedom of speech if people say things and go to jail. I don't think he shouldn't go to jail for his tweets. I don't think people should go to jail for what they think. What keeps freedom of speech intact is long as there's not some sort of criminal punishment

for what he said. Yeah, I can say fuck the president and not go to prison, whoever the president may be. All right. I want to break this into two conversations. So then second one I want to do, I want to talk about like, are these tech platforms a part of American civil rights that's next but this first one go continue right so like I'm cool with the legal side I don't think that there's any like legal precedent that was broken but now Twitter has basically broken their rule of

neutrality yes which is like they've had this rule like we're going to ban regular users we're going to leave heads of state up and that's the way we're going to do it now they've taken Trump down and now there's going to be all these other national precedents saying, OK, what about the president of Senegal that said this against the minority there? What do we do? President of whoever. What if Putin says this? Like what? Now Twitter has to keep and maintain a level of consistency in order not to force politicians to be more diplomatic.

Well, I think it forces like international politicians to remove social media from their from their societies to remove american social media because now they recognize oh jack dorsey is going to be censoring shit that we say and we already like in turkey they already do this like erdogan said yo we're not using whatsapp anymore we're going to develop a state centralized whatsapp for the turkish citizens that we're going to use and that could potentially do more harm than good i mean it basically because it allows them to tap into their data. America had a stronghold on digital colonialism, that we're in every country,

and any superpower that we're up against didn't fuck with our social media. In Russia, they don't use Google. They use Yandex. You know what I mean? There's a reason why China doesn't use any of our social media, because we basically have this tool to extract data from all these other places,

and it was convenient for all those other places, just like TikTok, exactly. That was the argument for banning tiktok and most of these countries that were our allies didn't give a fuck because they were like at least there's neutrality and like as long as we don't violate the rules blah blah blah twitter is going to play fair with us but now that twitter has broken what seems to be like their rule of like not banning heads of state i yeah what do we do i said but now it's like talk get me closer to there because i agree with the digital colonialism right which is this i like how do we influence? I need you to get me closer to there. Because I agree with the digital colonialism, right? Which is this, how do we influence culture?

Social media is the most influential tool. Well, we can influence culture around the world if everybody has this social media stuff, if they're using Facebook. And then furthermore, if we need to nudge Zuckerberg and say, yo, there's an election, we might need to go our way in Taiwan. Would you mind letting people see a few more ads?

This is the worst case scenario, but maybe we could. I think it's completely reasonable. Very reasonable. There's one election every four years in America. There are hundreds of elections every year around the world every year. And if we have access to all those people in the most sophisticated, data-crunched way to influence them, we could have a lot of influence around the world

without actually bombing and blowing people up. So it's pretty amazing. So I agree with the colonialism, the digital colonialism thing. But what I don't understand is where we this discrepancy with Twitter right now. So it's a different policy that they use towards Trump. But you're saying that they've some sort of like broken this contract globally? It sets a precedent now of not just being neutral with all leaders. before hey guys leaders you post what you want we don't we're neutral we're out of it the second they show an interest which is we're gonna ban you for this president

trump now president prime minister whoever around the world you can't be neutral anymore yeah and then the potential is have to be neutral on twitter so now if those people if kamani wants to say death to israel he's just got to make sure he don't tweet it. And then to that point, to his point, then it's like, all right, well, we can't say what we really want to say on Twitter. So fuck Twitter. Let's develop our own social media site. Then we lose out that on that data. But then they also lose out on the social cachet globally, right? Like, you know, you can make a Twitter story happen globally if you are invested in this platform that is global. Right. And that's the reason why like neutering Trump with the social media was so powerful is because his voice works because so many people react to

his voice so if you remove his ability to be reacted to he dies also to the point real quick it was funny that the second they suspended him first then we got a video it was like so soon between hey you're suspended for 48 hours or whatever it was and then all right now you get your video. Yeah. Before, he wasn't backing out for shit. Yeah.

And even after suspension, he came back in and that's where he said, I'm not at the inauguration, like, saying all this other shit that was like, Twitter,

Twitter, I think, saw as dog whistling and like, inciting violence or whatever. See, so I didn't know that Twitter had that rule with heads of state.

Yeah. So, now that I knew that they have like, different rules for heads of state then he shouldn't have gotten kicked off but now it's like like before i was like oh well he violated their rules of inciting violence well that is true sorry sorry yeah and that applies to everybody else the rule if there's no special uh precaution right for heads of state when it

terms of like inciting violence if he is proved to have incited violence via the app did he tweet something that's what i think is interesting if he's not using the app to incite violence simply taking him off the app for what he said off the app doesn't make sense to me right like if he's i don't know like well this is he called people to take a murderer off twitter like called people to rally that day, but that's what I'm saying. His nuance, his nuance in terms of using the correct words that you can't say like,

Hey, you said this and that told everybody to do these violent acts. He's good with that. So I don't think you should have kicked him off. So the tricky thing is like, for example, you don't want to take off the black lives matter organizers that told people to show up in a, was it Kenosha?

Where did they fuck shit up? Kenosha, I think, was one of them. Minnesota or something like that, where they were really lighting the city up. You don't want to take them off because some assholes that were part of that peaceful protest decide to blow things up. Exactly. So should that same thing be applied to Trump? That's what you're saying. That's what I'm saying.

If he didn't explicitly say, yo, go break some windows and fuck things up. Exactly. You can't really take him off for that. You have to prove that that's what he meant. Yes. Yeah. That's an interesting argument. And that's where it comes down, I think, like Twitter's domain.

And they say, yeah, and they just call balls and strikes. And in this case, they chose to pull Trump up. Do you think it's possible? Sorry to interrupt. Do you think it's possible that there are powers that be? I don't know who those powers are, but maybe it's a collection of the Pelosi's, the Biden's, the Schumer's, these people, and maybe the Mitch McConnell's as well. we need to do damage control because it looks like he's really really i mean ready to spiral out of control and really fuck shit up we have 10 more days or however many more days of the presidency i need you to get him off all platforms because for the betterment of our country if this is the start if he's willing to start this right now it's going to just get worse in the next 10

days it could also be twitter saving face so So Twitter is now like there's all these looming lawsuits of like trust busting within tech monopolies. Trust busting is? Like breaking up the tech monopolies into like multiple companies. Oh, antitrust laws. Yeah, exactly. Demonopolizing. Monopolizing.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. So I could see them being like, yo, they're going to come down on us after this whole Trump thing and say that we were complicit in Trump's rise to power, blah, blah, blah. If we just kick them off at the very end, we have all the social political capital. But we also are like, yo, we took them off when it got out of hand. We did the right thing.

Blah, blah, blah. They have now a case in court. And I think they've been wanting to do this for a really long time. To your point, though, I think I kind of agree with you there, but also low key, there's a little part of me that's like, you fucking scumbags. You motherfuckers profited off of this guy for four years. You made tons of money, got tons of followers,

were in the news every single day. All you tech platforms banked off of Trump, banked off the conspiracies that he would spew banked off the people that were supporting him y'all made billions and billions of dollars and now that he's not now that he's gone now that the cow is gone that you can't suckle off the teat you're just gonna sacrifice that motherfucker turn it to hamburgers back there because you can still when he's out office he's just as you can make just as much money off of this guy when he's out of office. True.

He's going to keep crying that they stole the election. He's going to keep saying he's going to run again in four years. He will stay in the news cycle. That's Trump's power. Trump stayed in the news cycle four years before he was president saying Barack, he's the guy that started Barack wasn't born in America. But it wasn't, to me, it wasn't the same effect as like a president has. You know, like you can bump up

the news cycle, but like when you have your finger on the nuclear codes, it's hard to take that as seriously. I think you can still bank a lot. You can make a lot of money.

You can, but don't you agree less though? Sure, but I don't think it's so much less that it's like I can immediately say, oh,

this is why you're full of shit. I think they're full of shit in a lot of ways. I think they could be doing government bidding i think they could be whatever i think it's also possible he was suspended and then he came back and then you still thought he's dog whistling if we agree with what they thought earlier to mark's point then it's like yo we just suspended you dog what the fuck you're out i think this shit i think that's totally possible i think this all this is just like you now you're working

for the feds like you know what i mean you got you got away with doing all the fuck shit for four years you're talking about the big tech companies and now the feds got you and they're like see what y'all let happen see what you did inspiring this over the last four years and then they're like fine i'll flip i'll work for you guys now what do you want me to do that's possible you know what I mean? I think it's also possible they've been working with... I think they've... Of course, you're not going to let something come to power.

But go, go. What you said about maybe McConnell and everybody else calling Twitter and being like, yo, you got to get this guy the fuck out. And then they got him out. CIA too. But to that point, I don't... This is why I kind of maybe believe they had help from within the government. I don't understand.

If you're the CIA, you're the motherfuckers. We keep America going at all costs. We're going to do the dirtiest shit ever. You know everything is going on. We know everything is going on, and we'll do anything. You know it's in my phone. You know when you go to the airport. There's a reason why.

Why him at the airport, bro? I'm just saying, this guy gets randomly searched, and he's even the one that they're looking for. I got randomly searched this weekend. Didn't even think anything of it. I get it. Go ahead. Let's go. And what was that site that got taken down or off I got randomly searched this weekend. Didn't even think anything of it. I get it. Go ahead. Let's go.

And what was that site that got taken down or off the app store? Parlor. Parlor. Parlor. Like there were people talking about this for weeks and they were even talking about, oh, we're coming with our guns. We're coming to fuck shit up. So they've seen this.

They knew it was coming. So if y'all knew what was going on, you know about all these terrorist attacks that don't happen because you thwart them before they can. That's what I'm saying. You don't have to act like this should just happen under your nose. We knew what to do when they got to the Capitol. We just thought it was going to be peaceful. Sure.

You should have still been ready. So is this one of those situations where like, I don't want to liken it to Pearl Harbor, but like a lot of people say that America knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen. And they just needed an excuse to enter World war ii to galvanize the people remember you can't do anything in a country of 300 million people without the people's support right like you know you want to talk about going into iraq you want to talk about any of these things you need the people to go yeah we gotta go get them and did they let this happen so that they had an excuse to bury trump because both sides were like i don't want to deal with this motherfucker riling shit up for the next four eight twelve years yeah from a feelings perspective excuse to bury trump because both sides were like i don't want to deal with this motherfucker

riling shit up for the next 4 8 12 years yeah from a feelings perspective like conspiracy wise like it seems sound no i think that'll probably be the eventual outcome whether or not it's intentional or not we'll never know but just from like conspiracy angle like yeah i think that'll probably be what happens man it's just such a okay so then let's have the discussion of is a social media platform a civil right now i don't know if the metro if the mta is a civil right is that my right as a new yorker like see can they say to me well just use another metro if you don't like us yeah i think it's hard to say civil right when it's a publicly traded company. Because they, like, that's just a company that you use.

And then they can always just say, like, a civil right. I think it is a civil right because a business can't turn a person down. It's an eye service, right? And so. I mean, unless you violate the rules. Yeah, unless you violate the rules. But let's say I violated the rules of the subway, right? Could I be banned from the NTA? Or is that like banning me from walking down the street? No, I think it bans you

from the MTA because you violated the rules of the MTA. I'm really curious about that. I wonder if I so you can't ban me from going into the park. You can punish me for a criminal act I commit, but the park is a public place that I can go. Right. So I wonder if the same thing will apply to social media as they become these things that we use to communicate with the world and our friends, our family, as the world. It is like entrenched in our life. At what point do they become a civil right? And then when they do become a civil right, can you remove it from me? And does that end up being a violation of my First Amendment rights of free speech? Yeah, I think it has to be government. It has to be paid for by tax dollars. Yeah, if the park charged admission and you had to come in to pay a private company to

go to their park and then you violate a rule and they're like, yeah, you can't come to the park anymore. You fucked up at a private company to go to their park and then you violate a rule and they're like, yeah, you can't come to the park anymore. You fucked up at a private thing. But if my tax dollars pay for the park, if my tax dollars pay for the MTA, if my tax dollars are supporting Facebook. Which I think the MTA is subsidized, but you still have to pay for it. Yes, it is. And I think it might be a private organization that is subsidized by the government.

I believe so. It is, right? But so even if that's the case, it is an interesting space that we're going into. I believe so. internet or something it was like a big i don't remember that no this was a big uh debate uh net neutrality it was called yeah that's a different thing that's like allowing different bandwidths to people who pay more or less or something yeah that's what that's what i mean by the limits not like an amount of time but like uh yeah and i think this net neutrality thing gave the average person who wanted to start a website the same same real estate, if you will, on the internet as like some big company. So it allowed a startup to propagate

because you didn't have to compete with fucking Target or Walmart in terms of your usage of the internet. But I, go, go. No, I don't know. I just wonder if like, I wonder if as these things become like parts of our life in the same way water is,

you know, I know it sounds crazy to think of the internet as like water or heat or these things that are supposed to be provided but it could be ubiquitous yeah i view the internet as like the street you know what i mean like assuming that you aren't like in violation of like the law of that area and you should be in jail like you should be allowed to walk down the street that doesn't mean you should be allowed to go into any business you want assuming that you violate the rules of that specific business. You can't punch someone on the street. Right.

So you have to obey the rules of the street and you are allowed to be barred from the private businesses that reside on the street. So if that's the case, does the government and therefore the people decide the rules of the internet, those internet sites once it becomes the street and not Jack Dorsey at Twitter. Yeah, I think it has to, right? No, because it's like you're just giving them the right to get on the Internet.

Once you're on the Internet, if you go to a any site, that site is owned by the Internet is a street. This website is a store. Yes. Right. Yeah. The store sits on any of the stores whether they be websites social media those are all private stores yeah homeless guy can walk around the street that's not technically a law or illegal but if a homeless guy goes into a restaurant they can be say get the fuck out okay what is facebook

then a mall you know how homeless people can be in a mall yeah right and because the mall is essentially public property like these outdoor mall or whatever the fuck it is like you can't i don't think you can remove homeless people from i think you can you can i mean i've been kicked out a bunch of malls on my life fair enough for what yes for what i remember this is a big story like a second year in dallas he got kicked out of my wall for sagging hilarious really yeah i mean what did you get we're filming a video in the mall and the cops were like the mall security was like you can't be in here and they kicked us out yeah it's reasonable it's happened like three or four times reasonable shouldn't be filming in the mall fucking kids around there i'm a kid i was a kid at the time so whatever kids can't do

that to kids still i don't know it's just a weird time you think trump gets impeached i mean time is running out boy you got nine days or something like that but they can continue with it after yeah i don't know how that works you can continue you can impeach even after he's gone yeah that's so embarrassing bro you're at your home then you remove and you find out you got come on bro yeah but I think then you're just removing all those different like luxuries that you have from being president. Right. OK. Which he doesn't really fucking need.

I think it's just how do we remove this guy from potentially running again from primary primary running in the primary running in the primaries. Yeah. That's what they want. They're just worried about they're trying to remove his political capital. And it's a fucking ballsy move. But he's making it very easy for them. Yeah. All right, guys, we're going to take a break.

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What else we got, man? We got a couple of light stars. This one was kind of funny. So Bow Wow wow recently he was dragged on social media he said he had uh treashes on a tugboat what that shit was so funny bro oh my god what does that mean he's like partying on this very very tiny tiny boat like basically there's no room for people to move around right and he's like flaunting for the gram and then the funny thing that happened after that girls ain't even that

cute it seems like they're hanging off the side bro this looks like the titanic so the funny thing he gets dragged for that and then he makes another video this is great on a fucking bigger boat the problem with this video right here is that this boat is docked. Oh, no. You can see. Wait, let me mute the sound. You can see cars driving right next to it. This boat is docked.

And he's just frotting on a boat that's docked. Bow Wow is the king of Bow Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is he knows what he's doing. He's doing this on purpose. Now, there is a world where he's doing this on purpose. I don't know if he's that smart. But what is he that stupid?

Well, here's why he's that stupid. Ready? He said in this post responding to the people making fun of him. He said, listen, you dumb motherfuckuckers i forget that y'all don't have any money you have to take a boat out to a big yacht if you get a big yacht you can't just pull the big yacht up to the shore you need to have a boat that takes you out to the yacht so i mean this is insane oh man bow wow stop come on son but even getting him putting himself on that little fishing boat that he had that's hilarious like all those girls thought they were going on a yacht

with bow wow yeah and now they hanging off the fucking side of that boat yeah dude that's unbelievable there's no seats they're sitting on a bar and then who fronts on supposedly this is the shuttle to the yacht yeah who fronts on the shuttle who would do that what person would front on the grab on the shuttle to the bigger plane who's making fun of him for just being on a boat with girls anyway like that's ballsy bro that's just so hard to do bro yeah i remember at high school i had friends that had boats we'd be like yo let's get some girls on the boat and girls never came on the boat they never came on the boat it's just us tubing drinking white claws i wouldn't know those problems it's hard when you're on a lake too you know i mean

yeah getting girls on the ocean i think where was bell was that miami yeah it had to be that was the song in the background yeah miami's sick i'm looking kind of lit yo miami's dope are we going to miami i'm canoeing. If y'all like it, y'all gotta all apologize to me. For what? I apologize to Seinfeld. That's why I apologize to you. Y'all gotta all apologize to me. I really should apologize to Seinfeld. You should.

You kinda gotta. Seinfeld, I'm sorry Aziz fucked you. Wait, what? Okay, okay. This is me lashing out. No, in all seriousness. Yo, Bow Wow, president, 2044. Count it, bro.

Yeah. What about some deportes? What did y'all think about what happened to my Steelers? Son. Did you watch the game at all? Yeah, I watched all the games. It was so great. I love football.

I mean, is there a single team that doesn't get better when Odell Beckham leaves? That's the takeaway, right? That's what I was saying the whole time. Two takeaways. One, Brian put it well. Shout out to Brian. Baker Mayfield, the Browns quarterback, made himself $180 million yesterday. Really?

Was he a contractor? He's going to be eligible to be signed at the end of this year. And that's for like two years down the road. But they try to sign guys early because the way the salary cap usually goes up every year. So you got to pay your best players more and more every year. So it's like lock them up early. Baker Mayfield started playing really well the back half of this year. And then he won the Browns their first playoff game since they started their franchise again.

Against arguably the best team in the league. Well, they were 11-0, but the whole time they were 11-0, everybody was like, they don't seem like they should be 11-0. How the fuck are they 11-0? And then they lost four out of their next five games. And they kind of got lucky to win their whatever. But who gives a fuck if you're the city of Cleveland? We've been dying for this for two and a half decades.

This guy got us there. Pay him. I'm done. I don't care. Yeah. That game. He had a great game. He had a really good game and the defense also played incredibly i think they're gonna get stomped out next week just because their offensive line is fucked but why why what happened their offensive line is just injury after injury after injury and

really quickly to make this win even more impressive usually teams can't conquer like our offensive line is fucking destroyed not Not only was our offensive line destroyed, their head coach, head Corona, couldn't coach. Their offensive line coach, along with being injured, offensive line coach was exposed, couldn't be at the game. Two other coaches couldn't be at the game. And they still just stomped the fuck out of the Steelers. So if you're the organization, pay Baker whatever. If you're the fans, pay Baker whatever. I don't care.

I'm so happy right now. I'll care about that shit next year. Just pay him. Wow. He made himself nine figures, and then Odell Beckham sat this whole year, and the second he sat, Baker started playing better. Why do you think? What changes?

Remember playing football with your friends? When you're a receiver, if you're not getting the ball, it drives you fucking crazy. I think receivers get driven so crazy because if they're having a great game, they get eight catches out of like 60 plays. I touched the ball eight times. He doesn't handle that well. Some receivers are like,

fine. If we win, who cares? I don't think he's like that. I don't think he's wired like that. Maybe he'll grow up right now. He's too immature. And then he's such a spectacle at all times as a quarterback.'re like look let me just force the ball to him yeah without even

realizing he's putting that pressure on you he's putting that pressure i think that's it actually makes it harder for a quarterback to have a star receiver because that receiver is expected to get some tosses and so the defense is going to play harder against that receiver so it's like you're making the job of the quarterback is like damn i have to get it to him but the defense is going to play harder against that receiver. So it's like you're making the job of the quarterback. It's like, damn, I have to get it to him, but the defense is playing the best they could against this guy. So now I either look bad that I never go to my star receiver. The receiver's upset that, yo, I ain't getting no tosses, but the defense is making it harder to get it to that guy than to get it to

any other guy that they're not playing as hard. The one thing I would add is if the receiver handles it well, it's fine. Jarvis Landry is one of the best receivers in the league. He's on the Browns. He's a quiet guy. Kind of egoless, it seems. Seems egoless. Also, they have Kareem Hunt on the team, too, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they have dynamic players on the team. Backup kicker Kareem Hunt. Oh, that's a... That guy's a deep team, though. Hilarious. Okay. hilarious okay um okay so so so something happens when you have a star receiver on the team it's almost you're saying subconscious divas if they're divas but outside of them complaining you're saying as a quarterback you realize you have such talent on the team you're like i gotta get it to him and they're gonna fucking be in my ear if they don't it's just so like i don't want it just here let's get him

the ball and you have two seconds to make a decision you're probably gonna give it to the guy who's the loudest do you think that a long browns run in the playoffs maybe they even win another game one official playoff game they win yeah they, that that sends a message to Odell, like, you're not needed, time to check your ego? I think it could, and he said something in an interview about how Corona was actually good for him to, like, calm his brain down. So maybe being in, like, J.R. Smith was good in Cleveland. Being away from New York, being away from fucking clubbing and all that stuff, if you're

that guy who loves to party, it can calm you down potentially. And now he's been in Cleveland and in quarantine. It's like, I had to live with myself. Team is doing fine without me. Maybe he comes back next year and he shuts the fuck up. What was his injury again? Torn ACL, I think. Oh, he tore the ACL.

Which now you can come back from. Fucking poor guy. Also, the shit he would do. I love Dez Bryant, who would always complain if he didn't get the ball, but also was always with the undertone of, I just want to win. If we win, I'll shut the fuck up would always complain if he didn't get the ball, but also was always with the undertone of I just want to win. If we win, I'll shut the fuck up. I just think if you give me the ball, we'll win.

I don't think Odell is like that. I don't think winning and losing means as much to him as him getting the ball. I think he'd rather have 200 yards in a loss than 40 yards or 20 yards in a win. Personally. If you're wearing million dollar watches and fucking getting your cleats autographed by Tom Brady after a loss that you wore specifically for him.

It's like, you just, you're worried about all this other shit. Yeah. And maybe he'll grow up, but that's what I saw from him. So I think they're better off without him in that sense. Okay.

So any chance in the playoffs, the Browns or no, I don't think so. I would love to see it. I just don't think so. They're playing the chiefs for some reason. I think the Ravens are going to win. I,

that was the one game I missed. they apparently didn't even play well but i just think lamar will get better but that's crazy the chiefs just look so good offensive line is fucked i don't know if their coach is gonna be in the next game maybe they win it'd be great i just don't think you can compete with the chiefs they just got too much firepower yeah chiefs and the packers look really good yeah the packers packers have been this weird story this year because like I haven't haven't like obviously I haven't been watching that much but like I haven't seen them promoted at all but I have seen Aaron promote yes he's gonna win MVP and he apparently

is just really trust his coach who's like a smart guy yeah and is basically telling Aaron like look just listen to me for the first time Aaron his coach. And now I heard this stat again from Brian. I think he had Aaron Rodgers threw like 48 touchdown passes this year, which is a lot. But the team punted like 46 times. Which is just fucking mind-boggling. I'm throwing more touchdown passes than we punt. Me alone. And they got a good running back who scores touchdowns.

That's crazy. Like, that's a ridiculous offense. Now, and then Devontae Adams, right? Yeah. Has he always been this, like, star wide receiver? I think. Like, what happened this year? I think Rodgers elevates all his receivers.

And, I mean, they're already good. But I think Rodgers is just playing out of his mind. And that's making Devontae Adams look that much better. I'm not as sure about that, though. Because based on last year, the Packers went like 13-3, and they got stomped the fuck out in the championship game. Nobody took them seriously.

So I just kind of thought it was going to be that again this year, but now I'm looking, and I'm like, oh, this shit might be different. Okay, and what about the Rams? Do we believe in them or no? I don't, but I also thought they would lose to the Seahawks, and the Seahawks did nothing against them. Is it all Aaron Donald? Yeah. Is he that Aaron Donald? Yeah.

Is he that much of a game changer? Yes, he is. Yes. So if your most dominant player on your team is your quarterback and you're going up against the Rams? That's a problem. That is a huge problem. Now, what happens when they run up against a team

that can run the ball effectively? He's still effective. He's still good against the run, but he's not like— But you can't do it as much, right? No, it's not. If you've got a a run heavy team yeah it might be an issue like you at least neutralize him a little bit right if you're dropping back to pass a lot he's a fucking monster they say he's one of the best defensive players ever yeah like you believe i think one of some people say the but like lawrence taylor is apparently i didn't watch but apparently just like

yeah yeah like insane like you know how um when you sack a quarterback and you swipe at the ball? What do you do now? Nobody did that until Lawrence Taylor. He just like changed the way we do this. Ah, okay. He was just like, why would I sack the guy? Why don't I try to get the ball while I'm doing it? You had to swipe at the ball.

Okay. Holding it out here. Now, I love that I'm downloading all of my football knowledge from you right now. Without having to like commit to this season. This is great. Okay, now, did you watch the Tampa Bay game, and how was Tom? Tom looked really good.

Really? Yeah. Also, there was this emergency quarterback that the Redskins signed because they cut Dwayne Haskins. Heineke or something like that? Heineke. He played out of his fucking mind.

The kid played with a lot of moxie. He was tough. Moxie. Yo, I love moxie. There's that great diving quarterback. There's a great diving touchdown. Yeah. Him.

So I thought they played really well, and I thought this would be a team that would match up well against Brady because they got a great pass rush. They have a fucking fantastic pass rush. So I thought, I thought it's not a foregone conclusion that Tampa Bay wins this game.

And Alex Smith couldn't play because of a calf injury or something like that? Yeah, a calf injury. And I also think he should just retire. He wanted to prove he could play. He did it. Apparently, the doctor suggested amputating his leg so he could live when he broke his ankle because he got infected yeah he had 18 surgeries in like 24 days or something like that yeah like it was nuts the whole thing was black and blue

yeah him walking is a miracle him having a leg is a miracle he just wanted to play literally to prove to his kids this is so sweet that like anything is possible and then just happened to get them into the fucking playoffs. Yeah, and you did it and now retire. You're done, please. For the love of God, retire. Everybody says he's just

like this amazing teammate. He's just like this amazingly unselfish guy. You know, I think it was in KC he like took Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes got drafted and Alex Smith knew in a year this guy's

going to replace me. He's like, this is my job and this is my job. And so he just coached him up. He was like, look, that's my job year this guy's going to replace me. He's like, this is my job. This is the guy that's taking my job. This is my job to coach you up. Yeah, yeah. And so he just coached him up. He was like, look, that's my job, but I'm not going to hold it against you. Patrick Mahomes is like, I owe that guy my career.

Wow. This guy did so much for me. And then he got traded in a year, and that's what it was. Huh. Just like a fucking great guy. Yeah. So, yeah. If we go to Florida, can we go to the Tampa Bay game?

Oh, hell yeah. If they're in the playoffs, yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah, dude. Oh, shit. If we go to Florida, can we go to the Tampa Bay game? Oh, hell yeah. If they're in the playoffs, yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah, dude. Oh, shit. We could go to... If they're hosting a game, I don't think they'll be hosting a game. Oh, really? Because New Orleans are playing in New Orleans, and New Orleans beat the shit out of them

the other two times they played. The third time seems to be different. You know, Raptors, they're putting fans in the stands. Really? I think so. They have like a few. In Toronto? No, Tampa.

They're not playing in Toronto because of COVID. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, they've few. In Toronto? No, Tampa. They're not playing in Toronto because of COVID. Oh, they've moved their whole thing to Tampa. Tampa? Whoa. I have to watch some games, bro. You can do that. I'm just saying, heat games, be back in the sports, watch football. Life is good down south.

You know what I mean? Y'all up here in the Hamptons drinking fucking coffee with comedians, you fucking nerds. You know what I'm saying? Enjoy your life up here, Al. No free speech in New York, Al. That's on you. Okay.

Tom looked de-spaced. Tom looked good to me. He looked good to me. This is his time, right? I think so. I would love to see Brady or Breeze win a ring. Rogers, I don't know why. Are they doing a last dance on Brady? Are they filming this shit? I feel like now every organization has so much footage on everything

that they could like, you know, what is it called, quilt it together. Right, even without having a dedicated crew. The best, though, would have been him with Belichick and just watching that deteriorate. But Belichick would never let that shit happen, ever. What do you mean? Like if you had cameras the way they had last dance cameras for the Bulls last year for the Patriots,

watching them try to have one last run and they just don't coexist anymore, they have no relationship. I bet you they got some of it, though. Jerry Krause probably didn't want to see himself get ripped apart. You know what I mean? Yeah. They got to have some footage.

I think Belichick had absolute authority and would have just been like, no. That's the beauty of these documentaries, though, is you can do 40% of it in just solo interviews. Yeah, it's a podcast with other clips. It's literally a podcast. All documentaries have always been a fucking podcast. You've said this before, and it's very true.

I think I said it, right? Really? Yeah, and it's like, after I started to put it together, because I was like, functionally, how do you... Now, you know when you watch a movie, you watch a TV show, you're like, how is this put together? I'm sure Alally how do you now you know when we watch a movie you watch a tv show you're like how is this put together like you know i'm sure al like al notices every little fucking cut in everything right like he'll be like oh yeah they did that

three different takes like we were talking about different specials and shit like that so you'll watch it not getting lost in it but like getting lost in like the production side of it right so i'm looking at like these documentaries i think last dance i was looking i was like oh you could do this so easily? Documentaries and horror movies are the two easiest movies to make. Wait, why horror? Like the suspense horror ones, those are super easy. It's really just filming somebody walking in a hallway and it's all about the music that's attached to it.

Yeah, Paranormal Activity I think was, they cost like $18,000. Yeah, so easy. I think it grossed like $500 million. So we're making a movie. I'm not fucking around. We are making a movie like $500 million. So we making a movie, Seth. I'm not fucking around. We are making a movie. Next couple of years, we making a movie. The music builds up.

You feel the suspense. And then, boom, just a quick cut to something. And that's it. Bro, let's do a horror movie, bro. Are we taking this one seriously or no? We're making a movie. Seth, everything I do. 5%

You don't need to start putting respect on my name. 5% Everything I say that we gonna do, we do. Everything I say that I can do, y'all haven't proved I can't. That's a great point. Name one thing that y'all proved I can't do. I've never seen you not dodge a bear. That's pretty good. Actually,

have I been killed by a bear yet? That's a great point. How you know I haven't dodged it? You almost got killed by some coral reef. But did I? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I bet I could breathe underwater. Before, if I said that that Y'all would have never believed me Now, that's what I'm saying

It is what it is, bro You breathe underwater one time It is what it is, your boy out here I said it, I meant it I'm Mr. If I said it, I meant it Yo, what if you guys are reverse Psychologizing me into going to The South What if I was like 50-50 and you're like Yo what if you guys are reverse psychology Me into going to the south

What if I was like 50-50 And you're like yo if we say Schultz Won't do it Guarantee he'll take us all down south That's what you guys could be doing right now So now we gotta reverse it again I'm not even gonna try this shit This is destiny

You are the heir to Seinfeld's throne Seinfeld didn't go down south he went to the Hamptons If I went to the Hamptons I think now he's in Floridaeld didn't go down south. He went to the Hamptons. I know. If I went to the Hamptons, then yeah. I think now he's in Florida. It's cold now. Say what? I think he's in Florida now. You don't think you're going to end up in the Hamptons at some point in your life?

Nah, nah, nah. He's not in the Hamptons right now. I'm not a Hamptons guy. I doubt Seinfeld is in the Hamptons. I'm not a Hamptons guy. He's not in the Hamptons right now. It's not my thing. I've been out to the Hamptons.

You know he's not there. Stop it. Not my vibes. I did look at a nice little spot in Bridgeham. Nah, nah. Nah, in all seriousness. It's not the right peninsula. It on Bridge Hands. Nah, nah. Nah, in all seriousness. Not the right peninsula. It's not the right penance, bro.

But Florida? That's a peninsula. Yeah. Do you know what a peninsula is? Water on three sides. Do you know what an archipelago is? Nah, that shit, I don't know. Collection of islands?

Yeah, but how many officially make it archipelago? Oh. Three. Wrong. Al? I don't know. I have no ideaelago? Oh. Three. Wrong. Al? I don't know. I have no idea. Mark?

Seven. Wrong. 1,000. Is that true? Yeah, dog. Archipelago. It just means a group of islands. Shut the fuck up.

1,000 has to be 1,000. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. So what's a famous archipelago? How many islands it takes to make an archipelago? Yeah, just how many islands it takes to make an archipelago. What's a famous archipelago? Name one. what's a famous archipelago? Why don't you ping how many islands it takes to make an archipelago? Yeah, just how many islands does it take to make an archipelago? What's a famous archipelago? Name one.

What's a famous archipelago? Yeah. Van Avoodava. That's a big one. You didn't even say this shit right. How do you say it? Archipelago? Archipelago, bro.

Everything's archipelago then. Yeah. The earth. Manhattan. Staten Island. That's archipelago. We live in archipelago Everything's archipelago then Manhattan, Staten Island That's archipelago We live in archipelago Come on now, y'all are crazy Sandbar, a reef

Stop it, it needs to be a thousand islands Makes it archipelago That's a sauce Son, I'll look it up right now You're talking about a sauce the whole time You fucking idiot It's a salad dressing bro you're talking about a salad how do you spell it it's an island chain cluster of at least a thousand islands you're talking about a restaurant

you're talking about a chain of restaurants look at it got to be a thousand islands to make an archipelago how many islands that's a lot of islands. Arca is a Greek suffix. Prefix. Arca. That means a thousand. It does. Architecture. A thousand textures.

A thousand different textures to make an apartment. Think of other things. Arches National Park. Arch. Thousand arches. Not a thousand arches, but thousand degrees. Around, and that makes a thousand. And that makes it into a Pelican.

There's about a thousand McDonald's. Yep. The golden arches. Golden arches. Also, everything's an island. Why are we acting like we're not an island? Like, we're an island. Every man's an island.

North America's an island. Everything's an island. Yeah. So, like. Mm-hmm. Now that we cut off the fucking canal. Guy, guy. island like we're an island every man's north america's island everything's an island yeah so like now that we cut off the fucking canal guy guy guy yeah we're all all right yo so y'all bugging y'all don't obviously know what archipelagos are at all there was one story one story that quickly um interests me a little bit so nikki minj had to agree to pay Tracy Chapman $450,000 for a copyright suit. Whoa. What song was it again?

Living in a fast car. She just used a sample in a song that she never released. It was actually just for like a mixtape. I think she gave it to a radio station, but she never actually released or profited off of this song. But Chapman came after and she agreed to settle and pay 450,000 well how do we know that she never profited off of the song she never released it she never put it in any body of work so how did she know i was in a mixtape

no it was it was played on the radio so she gave it to flex who played on the radio one time two times no i mean she just gave him the song like what flex does with the song after that it's not on her right but you could make the argument that like that song generated revenue for her because people listen to that song and they were like oh i really like her i want to go to her concerts i'm gonna buy her other stuff it'd be like it'd be like for example if we if we put out um you know we put out a youtube video or something like that with music on it right and we that youtube video generated like millions of views and millions of subscribers for us and then we profited off off of the other stuff yeah but they don't they come for us for

that one video and it's like they either you know either take it down or we demonetize it but they can't demonetize all your other shit that's true that's true but i think that if we used i understand what you're saying i just think if we use one video that had music in it to like help build up all our other shit but we can we can do that and demonetize it yeah i know and it kind of is i know it's weird that's that's an interesting'm saying. This sets like a crazy precedent because every mixtape that rappers have... Oh, shit. Have samples in it. That's a good-ass point. So now if she does this, she settles

for this case, now everybody can come after everybody. Tracy Chapman looked like she played cornerback. I was thinking she looked like Maya Angelou. You know why the Cade Bird says that. She needs to use that 450 and go to the doctor in Miami. She needs to go to Nicky's doctor

immediately. Living in a fast car. Living in a fast car. Give me one reason to stay here. That's the only one I know. And I turn my back around. That's how you know you're ugly. When your man left you and you're just like, give me one reason to stay.

Please, I'll turn around. I'll do anything. Let's not break up. Please. Tracy. Damn, yo, half a mil. Yeah, that's crazy. You think she ever gets that money?

Yeah. Or you think it's one of those settlements? Apparently, there's weird things where you could settle But then never have to pay them You just drag it out apparently And appeal after appeal or whatever Or you appeal Isn't there some OJ thing?

Didn't he lose He lost his civil suit Did he not pay it? And I don't think he paid it Because I think he said he didn't have any money And then he lived in Florida And they couldn't seize his assets in Florida. But I mean, we know Nicki has the money.

She can't really say that. Yeah, I guess you're right. Damn. And then once you settle, it's like, I thought you can do that if you counter sue or some shit like that, then it just keeps prolonging it. But once you settle, it's like, hey, I'm agreeing to pay this money. I mean, I would honestly really want to hear this song, but I don't want Tracy coming for us. This is a dangerous shit. This is not play, but I don't want Tracy coming for us.

This is a dangerous thing. She did not play, bro. That was a fast-ass young girl. It's a fast car-ass young girl. She's crazy. Give me one reason to stay here. That song slaps. She got bangers.

She does. She's a talented-ass artist. Gender neutral. She might be gender nooch. She might be gender nooch. She might be gender nooch. Artist. For real though, dude. What's her 40 time? Do we want to do

feelings no facts? Yeah, let's do feelings no facts real quick. Real quick, Boozy Badass created a contest to help pay 1k if you can fit all 10 of his toes in your mouth. That's disgusting.

How much? And this are his feet. Wait, how much? 1K. Yo, son, look at his left big toe. It looks like a Jerbo gene. Wait, does he have an anklet? Let me not talk shit about

Boozy His right foot is solid It's a solid Yeah his right foot got a solid foot Now if he put his feet On top of each other Yeah I think there's

You could suck all ten If you can make a sandwich out of it Sandwich the feet Yes Can you even fit five? I think you could have A nice little pumpernickel bread sandwich With those feet

Yeah yeah yeah That's a sourdough. I think there are girls that can fit a lot in their mouth, dude. Wait, it's only girls? Oh, shit. Oh, that's true. That one combo with Tyson got him open-minded. I know.

Tyson could do it, too. Yeah, so I was going to offer a contest of a female asshole if they could fit all five of my beautiful toes in their mouth we'd pay them $100 but now I'm regretting that you're making it seem like it's super easy I thought that would be a difficult task and I want to engage I don't think you do it for difficulty I think you do

it so you can get someone your feet in someone's mouth this would be way funnier if it was like miles or somebody like not if it's a girl like somebody needs to be made uncomfortable here either you by a man sucking your toes or Miles. Yes. Or both.

Let's do both. You would let Miles put you in. No, Mark would. Wait, what? That's his man. What are you talking about? Nah, dude. I don't know.

Mark does have little ass feet. You can probably fit them in. Actually, you know what? You put my whole foot in there, bro. It has to be Drew because he has the ugliest feet of all of us. Wait, what was that? Shaz fired.

I think it has to be you because you have the ugliest feet of all of us. Oh. No, yeah. Yeah. Well, my left foot, if we're looking at both feet together. Yeah. No, Akash has the ugliest feet. They could suck my toes from out that door.

Honestly? Right there. Just like that. Akash has by far the ugliest feet. Yeah, I think your feet average out to be mid. You remember that toy as a kid that sword that you did like that? That's my toes. If I do that, I shoot 10 feet further.

It's a retractable? It's a pointer? It's like Spidey-weights. It's a lightsaber. Wait, what thing? How do you do that? You were talking about lightsabers as a kid that you did that? Oh yeah, but like the little stick that Al got beaten by. That's Akash's feet. So Akash has the most structurally flawed feet.

My left foot has been through some stuff, and I have a bunion. My right foot is fine. That shit got PTSD, bro. It got a lot. That left foot is bad. Your right foot isn't even good. That's the one you fucked up, right? No, my right foot's okay.

My left foot is- Which one did you fuck up surfing? Left foot as well. That shit took all my views. My left foot look like Bow Wow did you fuck up surfing? Left foot as well. That shit don't call me these. My left foot is fucking... My left foot look like Bow Wow should have a party on it, bro. My left foot is struggling. What happened?

Yo, Al's wild, bro. What happened? You got his feet out already? I was gonna make this contest interesting. Hell! Bro, you gotta show the camera. It's a content game out here, bro. Put it on the camera. It's a contact game out here It's a contact game

Al painted his toenails Nah they'll be context for it later White Nah they'll be context Why'd you paint your toenails The same reason why fucking Mark painted his nails At one time Cause he was just fucking around with his girl

And he was bored But why is all yours painted perfectly And you have a white pedicure? You have a white pedicure. He's ruining feet for me. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't appreciate this. The fact that you can make fun of me about anything during this podcast while you have a pedicure.

The whole time you have a pedicure. Are we trying to take this shit to the next level or what? At what cost? At what cost, bro? How ready is Al from Miami? This guy got his feet done. This guy has been waiting to go to Miami the whole time.

You thot. You thot. You fucking thot. Why you got feet like Mandy? Your feet look like Mandy, bro. Real talk. You got Mandy's feet. So I have beautiful feet is what you're saying. Yeah. I didn't say nothing wrong with it.

Yo, honestly, Al. What is going on on i'm trying to take this to the next level but what does he mean take to the next level what level do you want to take yeah what level how many people are tuning in for my feet right bro he's trying to advance on rupal right now what did you say i didn't hear what you said he's on rupal he looks like he's about to be rupal yo are you drag racing, bro? Drag racing. That's what they're going to be doing to you in the South. And they see the fucking...

Wow. Yo, for real, Al? I cannot believe you got painted toes, bro. To go with your outfit. You've got a pedicure to go with your outfit. That shit's going to match your under hoodie. Have you showed the assholes your fucking feet, bro? I did.

They saw it. Yo, I feel bad that we made Al so comfortable he was willing to do that at the end of the whole podcast. That shit bothers me, yo. I'm going on Instagram right now. You're saying this is on Instagram? No, no, no. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. For Boosie? Yeah. No. For you. Your feet. Oh, no. It's not on Instagram.

The fuck are you talking about? What did we do that made Al feel like he could tell us this information? Son, you had painted nails two months ago. This is definitively worse. His were like pink and black and shit. Nah. Worse. Yeah, what you did is definitively worse.

Yeah, definitively worse. Yo, bro. We're taking your white card, dog. I'll take that. Uh-huh. You take it. Yo, we're taking your white card from dog. We're taking your white card. So y'all can't croc punch me anymore?

You're not invited to the fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the counter. Is that the white version? Is that our cookout? What is the white cookout? Outdoor dining, motherfucker. That's why we're going down south. We want to indoor dine indoor

come on bro white cookout is picnics oh shit yeah we are really picnic kind of guy bro i'll be honest what do you mean what do you mean let's wrap this one up no what what what that's a picnic thing nah just the way you said it some people say it the word derived from pick a yeah that's just not true no that's just not true we prove that it's not but then when you say it like that it's a little you know how do you say it picnic whoa yeah that sounds a little crazy. We got to beep this out. To say the word Picanic. Bro, you can't be saying that shit in that jacket.

Son, I'm out here. Let's go join the party. I'm crippled. You know what I mean? Y'all are crazy, bro. I'm going to Florida without y'all. What's a good neighborhood in Florida Yo assholes help us out man

We need to get some We need to get some spot We're going to rent out a room In a fucking Cuban's backyard We're going to give you a What do they call it a stable Nah where's the gay area No it's like Cubans always have like a house

Next to their house where their Kids live Yeah it's like Cubans always have like a house Next to their house where their Kids live Yeah it's called extension or something I don't know I never heard of that shit Yeah that's how they do it keep it in the fam Ya dig Was that it

Alright assholes Let us know man where we trying to go Let us know where we trying to go I'm gonna make one more phone call and then we're out of here Who are you calling I don't like when he does this You guys will see This might be the deciding factor

You should have gave me the number I could have called it on the computer Hello Oh hello Truffle What up Truffle you're on the Flickering 2 podcast right now. Jesus Christ. Now, are you sniffing out some locations for us to live currently?

Yeah. With you, it's deep two hours outside of... Come on, bro. Stop it. Have you said the locations yet? Stop doing it. You're doing it again. Stop doing it.

Continue. Are we going to Florida or are we going to Texas? I want to go to Florida. Let's go, baby. Yes, Duff. Let's go. Yo, so. Duff, you just got here, yo.

The you, baby. Relax, relax, relax. Yo, Duff, Duff. So we're looking to maybe lean towards Florida in the current moment. Yep. Obviously, the guys are haters. They say that I'm a hypocrite because I gave Seinfeld so much shit for leaving New York, but acting like New York was the best.

And that's exactly what I'm doing right now. And we're not. So I got to apologize to Seinfeld If we end up going to Florida You should But you know what's more important than apologizing Is you getting a tan on that pasty skin So Florida needs you New York was sketched too

From this LA guy I say You guys have work to do Austin, Texas has work to do Florida's it That's so Jewish, dog, to send us all to Florida in the winter. Yeah. That is true.

You guys can design a set and we can all make it Florida-ized with palm trees, birds of paradise. Now he's going. Keep going. Keep going, you fucking truffle. Keep going. This is what i like um guys it's it's it's it's two hours from you

yeah east coast same timing yeah same time is not as important all right dove you're really flopping yeah you're so much more fun in person so much more fun in person yeah double probably end up yo dove shouts are being edited out of this podcast yeah we're gonna talk this whole shit well if you called me an hour ago i was on 90s hip-hop peloton so i thought that that would have been that would have been kind of fire that would have been absolutely fire bro we would have loved that yeah that was great fat fucking body of yours i'm still searching are all the guys coming uh yeah i think we're all going what's my travel stipend? I hate you.

Bye. Wow. Guys, thank you all so much. We love you. We appreciate you. Honestly, if you have any tips about Austin or Miami area, again, it doesn't have to be like downtown Miami. It could be the Miami area.

We're definitely down to live a little outside of it to have. I'd be in it, yo. Downtown. Amongst the people. Mad indoor dining. dining by the beach a couple hours north right by the beach yeah orlando yeah yeah fuck out of here akka's really gonna be the most miami when we go down there you're gonna start speaking an accent and shit like that what do they call chongas what is that the uh what they call the girls out there. That's the Cuban girls,

right? Chongas. Yeah. You can go full Chonga, bro. I can't wait. I'll be right with you, son.

I'll never have all my buttons on my shirt. Oh, Al is so Latino, bro. You're going to be so Latino. Now you can't wait. Now you want to go. I was 5% this morning.

He was 5% this morning. Yeah, I'm down. Fuck it. Let's go. Shit. All right. Hey, I'm down. Fuck it. Let's go. Shit. All right. Hey, Flavor 2. Honestly, for real, Asshole Army, if y'all know what we

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King of the city Putting the east coast Back on the map Both ends Top and bottom Bicoastal bro We're bicoastal Yo that's what we do

Out here yo Can we not take over The whole coast Y'all just want one place Yeah We gotta take over The whole world Might as well go west then You know what I'm saying We gonna get there when that should open up yeah we're like the

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