Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Diddy ARRESTED, Trump Lives, & ShxtsnGigs Apology Reaction

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Yerrr a lot has happened, so we had to drop our perspective and some jokes about the Diddy's 1000 bottle arrest, Trumps second assassination and what it means, discuss ShxtsnGigs and their apology, & talk about the most insane Las Vegas weekend possible. INDULGE! 00:00 Intro 00:39 Las Vegas was AMAZING + Mark wasn’t missed 7:34 Dov was in his element 9:02 The Sphere is insane 12:35 UFC, Last 2 fights didn’t hit + Sphere Visuals potential 25:23 Artists performing at the Sphere? 26:56 Trump “gets” shot + weirdo’s background 30:38 Audiences are so soft, DNC “shill” + can’t be nuanced 33:23 Miles’ idea to unite + Trump got no motion 38:13 Trump not doing debates + Trump is FUNNY 47:04 Nicky Jam, Trump should be king + Memes are over 52:48 You didn’t listen in the first place + let’s be SERIOUS 57:12 Being a “Jew” with no benefits + Lebanese Pagers 1:00:16 Analysing ShxtsNGigs Apology + No excuse for JOKES 1:10:08 ShxtsNGigs wanted things cut JUST not that stuff 1:12:20 We have empathy for them + everyone’s coming 1:22:08 Puff Daddy got got + 1000 bottles 1:25:29 Cassie the beginning? Diddy’s arrogance + Tapes 1:37:12 Feds involved = it’s a wrap + laws changed 1:43:16 Indian Insta is incredible + Pakistan Psy-op? 1:48:03 Kendrick Lamar getting the Super Bowl 1:50:56 Back to Indian reels + a CLASSIC 1:56:57 Beetlejuice 2 is GOOD 1:59:58 DJ Shaq is the man + 50 Cent & Tony Yayo 2:02:57 Las Vegas is the ISH 2:07:56 Who’s the real Indian?

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Lots to discuss today. Trump got shot at again. Sorry to be right about that happening. Trump needed to get shot at again. Yeah. That might be the only thing that could save him. I mean, like, I don't want that to happen.

I just want to clarify that. Diddy got arrested with a thousand bottles of baby oil. Probably nothing there. Shits and Gigs is apologizing. The Sphere, UFC. what an absolutely amazing weekend. And my favorite topic, the best Indian mud diving you've ever seen in your entire life. Let's begin.

Diddy's got 1,000 bottles of baby oil, which is crazy. Literal baby oil, maybe. crazy. Literal baby oil maybe. Yeah, made from real babies. Extra virgin. Oh wow, that is a way to start a pot right there. I don't wanna think about that. How do you make olive oil? But still it's like that.

How do you make, not with babies. No, you crush olives. You said baby, why did you say that? I'm thinking gay jokes. You went to like the just gross place and people are starting their day. They just said that word. Did I take it too far?

Yeah. I took it too far. I think you need to issue an apology, dude. I know, sometimes I cross the line. You have to protect your community, dude. Like you are put on this earth to protect your community. I want to apologize to all the babies that are listening. Thank you, Mark.

I'm sorry for what I said. Seriously, dude. What are they going through right now? Yeah, they're fucking tired, napping. Don't, babies. Don't do it. Plus, can I say something speaking of babies? Once your wife has a child, she'll think that she is

like a monopoly on exhaustion. We all get fucking tired still. I've been partying in Vegas for three days. Of course I'm tired. She got no empathy for me. I went out until five in Vegas for three days. Thank you. Of course I'm tired. She got no empathy for me. I went out until five in the morning, three nights in a row in Las Vegas.

I'm doing Adderall to stay up. I'm having an absolute time of my fucking life. I come back, I'm exhausted, and she don't wanna hear it. She don't wanna hear it. What have you been doing? Breastfeeding every two fucking hours for the last seven months? I get it, you're tired, I'm also tired.

Shaquille O'Neal was hanging out, playing DJ songs with me. Playing DJ songs, Mark? He was about to say something else inappropriate. I was about to say basketball. And I was like, wait a second, that's racist. I was like, actually it's not racist. That is his literal job.

Yeah, fucking Mark. Sorry Shaq. I want to apologize to Shaq. Unbelievable. I want to apologize to Shaquille O'Neal. Mark's got tons of energy because he wasn't in Vegas this weekend. You picked a hell of a weekend not to come on tour, bro.

I know, what the fuck? I don't think we could do Vegas better than we did. It really sounded awesome. I know. I know. I'm not gonna laugh at you. I missed all of them. I missed everything.

You missed the best one. Can I talk about the coldness of these? I almost said it was the best weekend of my life. Big I didn't say that because my wife already tired and I'm tired. Me and your wife are both very mad at you right now. Listen, y'all gotta deal with that. I cannot help but be mad at you. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not. Me and your wife are both very mad at you right now. Listen, y'all gotta deal with that. I cannot help that I need eight hours of sleep in order to function. This guy is a fucking ice cold killer, by the way. What did I do? So I had a higher purpose this weekend. I couldn't make it to Vegas.

All right. Valid reasons. So I wrote in the group chat. What did you have to do? What did you have to do this weekend? I have a higher purpose. What's the higher purpose? It all will be to do this weekend? I have a higher purpose. What's the higher purpose?

All will be known soon. I have a higher purpose. I was busy. I was busy. I was doing spots for the city. I had a 20 senior I was doing in Brooklyn. He had a mission for check spots in New York. I was busy.

So anyway, I said in the group chat, as everyone's leaving, I was like, hey, I'm going to miss you guys so much. Have a great time. And then the next text within three seconds, remove Mark in the group chat as everyone's leaving I was like, hey, I'm gonna miss you guys so much Have a great time and then the next text within three seconds remove mark from the group chat Crying this whole weekend he's not there Fucking gifts and shit mark you've marks been removed from the group chat. I was like Now to be fair, he was removed by Tanya. Yeah fucking Gestapo

Yeah, yeah, that's a good point I was trying to really put the blame on her out there no she wasn't okay back but then we brought it back listen Brown turned me you missed a fucking a great week like I want to come out here and I want to like I wanted to come on here I'm like all right let me like downplay it. And like, I'll just tell you all like the self-deprecating things that happened this weekend so it could be more likable.

There was none of it. It was amazing. I'm not trying to manipulate you into liking me. This was an unbelievable, unfathomable weekend. No. It looked good. It looked good. Think about this.

I saw Shifty smiling. I was like, oh, they haven't fucked. He was never seen him smile, bro. I thought he was on drugs. I thought he was on drugs. I know, right? There was one time during the whole weekend where he went like this, and then he even said words. No way.

English words. It wasn't just me, just brain rot. He was like, Ohio skivety. He still got smile lines from that. So that's crazy, bro. Son, it was, think about this, okay? I'm with Jamil Hibbert, okay? My best friend from high school.

I'm with Dove Mammon, my best friend from college. Okay? Two strikes. We are in Vegas. If you asked us when we were in high school or college if this weekend would happen, I would say absolutely. But the fact that it did end up- But they wouldn't believe it. But they wouldn't believe it. But they wouldn't believe it.

I would delusional say, yeah, we're gonna do this one. But it was... I mean, like, partying with fucking Shaq, you know, partying with 50, going front row to the craziest combat spectacle in history. I don't care if the last two fights sucked. The whole... Everybody's trying to find a way to cut this event down. It was by far... Your brain exploded when you walked into the room. I will get to that later.

No, it didn't explode. No, no, no, no. Mark! Yeah, it was just like... It was amazing. It was the first time... This is kind of crazy. But it was Friday night after the show in Vegas was the first night, and I don't know how long, that I've had nothing to do the next day. Oh, that's big.

Yeah, it like hit me when I got on stage. I was like, wait a minute, like, I don't have anything to do. You're free. I'm like, I was free the whole summer. I had a great summer, don't get me wrong. But you're still like, okay, we gotta make sure the baby eats, we gotta make sure the baby sleeps, so you nap, schedule, all these different things. It was the first time since, even maybe before my wife was pregnant, where I'm not in the same city as them,

and we have no show the next day, nothing to do the next day, but just do Adderall and drink alcohol. But the shows were probably bad, right? The shows were unbelievable. Shout out San Antonio and San Diego. Honestly, a two-person show is pretty good. No, no, no. Shout out to Derek Poston.

Derek, you did an amazing job. No, no, he didn't do that. He really reached another level with all the extra stuff. Can I tell you something? I've gone to two-person shows now, and it's way better. No. Because why are you confused? I'm the audience.

Can I tell you the real thing? Tell us the real thing. I used to be like, oh, the audience expects a three-person show. And then my friend, who also went to two people, was like, they don't give a fuck how many people are before you. They get three-person shows. They don't even know what it's supposed to be.

We'll go to Reno next week. Yeah, let's go to Reno next week. Come on. Way cheaper. Way cheaper. We're going to the Cube. Yeah. That's a promise. No To the cube The trap means that's a fact Fuck you mark, but you guys miss me right you guys definitely miss. I don't even think about no that's not true. I think his name came up once

Talking about me honestly Literally, I forgot you ever came on Like dude dove was in full effect like this is his yeah, this is like his scene like oh my god watching him in Vegas You know, it's watching a fly around shit Like oh my god watching him in Vegas, you know, it's watching a fly around shit He is just so he's buzzing he is so excited. Oh We're happy here the Hamptons. I feel like these are the Vegas Two or three day things Everybody's on 10 Burning Man step double of a cruise. You're like a cruise guy He's a carnival guy, huh, he had such a great time. It's such a fucking great time. Yeah, we had it

We had a phenomenal weekend. I want to come here and I want to be like, oh, it's really shitty Because it's like a manipulation tactic It's like I'm gonna tell you how horrible the weekend really was everybody feels like an authentic person I it was authenticity wins. I'm sitting in this weekend going I cannot fucking believe These other people get to experience this with me I felt like I was the luckiest human being on the planet. It was so cool. Like you said, someone comes up to you in high school and says this weekend is going to happen, you're losing your mind.

I couldn't fathom it. Imagine someone says to you... I kept going to them, like, can you believe this is happening? How actually is the Sphere? Is it crazy? The Sphere is, this is the best way I can describe how amazing it was. I was watching the real fighters, so like we're right there, okay?

Shout out to the UFC, shout out Dana. Oh, your seats were crazy. Shout out Hunter. Your seats were nuts. I'm gonna be honest with you, they were the best seats in the house. Like they were literally, the only was they were the best seats in the house. Like they would literally The only better seats were the ones that were on the literally on the octagon

Yeah, how like Rogan and them sit on the octagon? Yeah, and do you know who sat directly in front of us? Jeff Bezos and Like it was to the left of me is fucking John Jones and Like it was to the left of me is fucking John Jones and Archer Jones and Chandler Jones. Those are Chandler Jones, I know I know that was his brother. Yeah, and I'll just wait for the Baltimore Ravens. Okay, we'll ring everything I mean it was just like that's so crazy. I'm telling you later my fuck. I know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir. I got yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's you John Jones Chris Brown another one. Yeah the comments on that page the greatest fighters in history Guys the life tour is coming to Ohio this week in Cleveland on September 20th Columbus on September 21st

Then we're going to Minneapolis in Milwaukee October 11th and 12th, then we got Denver Cincinnati Rama, Ontario Salt Lake City, Reno, Nevada, San Jose, Portland, Oregon, and then finally we are closing it out in Honolulu, Hawaii, The Andrew Show.com for tickets. Don't get by the scalpers. Go get your tickets at the Andrew Show.com. Thank you guys so much everybody who's come out to all the shows on this tour and who has already got tickets to these remaining dates and some cool announcements

Coming soon Yeah, we'll just say that peace also guys dates September 19th through 21st. I am at Magoobies, but we sold all those out So we're adding another show on Saturday I am at Magoobies, but we sold all those out. So we're adding another show on Saturday, matinee show, get your tickets, because those are gonna sell out too. Your boy's starting to move, add shows.

September 27th and 28th, I'm in Greenville, South Carolina. October 10th, I'm doing a one-nighter in Poughkeepsie. And y'all need to buy tickets for this one, because this will sell out. I'm coming home, and when I say home, I don't mean a place, I mean India. And when I say India, I mean New Jersey. October 17th through 19th, I'll be at the Stress Factory.

I promise you those shows will stress you. If I'm selling out in fucking Timonium, Maryland, Jersey, you think you could waste time? Hurry up and buy the tickets. Go to AkashSingh.com for those. Hello, everybody. It's your dear friend Mark Gagnon coming to you from Schultz's chair because I'm going on the road. Oh, yeah, baby. I'm doing a couple one-nighters coming up in November, November 13th, Stanford, Connecticut. I'm going to New York Comedy Club, one of the best clubs in the city. They got us out in Stanford. Come hang out with him. I'm gonna kick it with everybody. We're going to Soul Joles and Pottstown, PA, like an hour from Philly. Just come out, come hang. I'll be taking pictures with everyone. We'll be talking after the show.

We'll be chopping it up, going through probably conspiracy theories and just, you know, current events. So if you want to come hang Souljoles, Positown, PA. Come see him, sluts! Yeah! You know what you need to do? Every time, love that. Let's get back to the show. This is how dope, can I just break this up?

This is how fucking dope UFC was. So we had the most amazing seats, right? But there's six of us, we roll pretty fucking deep. What is that saying? It's like, you wanna go fast, go low, you wanna go far and go with people? But there's six of us. We roll pretty fucking deep. Yeah. What is that saying? It's like you wanna go fast, go low, you wanna go far and go with people. Like, we always roll deep.

And I already, and I know when, this is like the fucking event, so they're like, don't worry, we got you. Their seats were, I think, the second best seats in the whole arena. Because they sat front row at the first thing up. So the first elevation of seating. So now they're not looking at the back of anybody's head.

Even if you're on the floor behind us, you're looking at me standing up like an asshole excited the whole time. You're looking at Bezos' giant shoulders trying to see. Bezos is fucking ripped back. You got six, six dudes just in the front row. Yeah, right like so you can't see I Mean, yeah, whatever. They just took him. They were great. It was awesome What's crazy about the room is then you hear people that were in like the 200 section and a 300 section

They love their seats cuz that's where you actually got the best experience There's no bad seats bro, it was, this is what I was gonna say, like what it was, okay. I was looking at the actual fighters fighting, and my brain couldn't distinguish that from a video game. Meaning, everything else that was going around, I think there's some, something happened in my head where it assumed that the octagon itself and

the fighters in it were also some form of animation. That was the Adderall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. You got a good point right there. But it was just, it was like... It was cool in the videos I saw because you could hear the crowd reacting to the graphics. Oh, the...

Like, a thing would fly over and everyone would be like, oh. It was, because basically they played these little vignettes in between the fights. And the vignettes were just mind-blowing. The whole, I don't even think we've scratched the surface of what the sphere will do for live entertainment. I was thinking that all weekend. It's like when they, I've said this before, but like it's literally like when they added sound to film, I think it will be that transformative.

I think there'll be a sphere in every major city, different sizes. Maybe you don't need a 20,000 seat sphere if you're in a smaller city, but every city will have one. And that's where these specific types of events will take place. And I mean, it will just, it's just gonna, yeah, it's just gonna explode. I don't know if you can build it logistically what if a football stadium is the sphere I was thinking that I was like oh you need a hundred thousand seats or whatever so I don't know if you can build it but that's insane like so so that would be awesome it maybe will have end up doing end up doing that the tricky

thing about this fear right now is that it's so cost-prohibitive I mean like in order to film something and create something for the Sphere, you've got to do it in 14K. It takes two whole days to upload the stuff. Oh, wow. Okay? And then you have to wrap it around and distort it. So I think, hopefully, AI will be able to do

a lot of the creation of this, because right now, the only bands that can be in there are groups that can stay there for like a month. Yeah. And then how many of those are there? Like I bet you the UFC, actually I don't know cause they probably just made so much money in the event, but I wouldn't be surprised if they lost money

on the actual event just because they had to pay for the production of it. I was wondering if they actually make money or not. And I shout to Dana, aside from him taking care of you, I was, I remember being like, this is so cool to take this on. What an ambitious undertaking for a live event. I can't imagine any other sports commissioner or whatever being like,

yo, let's take this on one time just to make an event out of it. Yeah. And they were fucking bummed about the last two fights being boring. And I get it because it's like you put everything on it. And it's like, this is the entire world is watching. This is the moment. And then the last two are like stinkers where it's like, yes, yes, they won. Yes, they were more effective, but it just so happens that that style of fighting isn't the most engaging. Yeah. Visually, it's not pleasing. It's not pleasing. Like the best thing for the UFC is when strikers are the best fighters. That's what makes it the

most engaging. You could track any like rise in popularity of the UFC over the years and guarantee It's when the best fighters are strikers. Yeah, like you had, you know, Anderson Silva You've been a Chuck Liddell the Iceman like all these moments Obviously, John Jones is a pedigree with like wrestling but he's not come out of the car Is he Connor is he like you just track it and it works Because a knockout is exciting. We talked about it. We replay it. We can't replay one minute of just Being on the ground. Yeah with somebody laying on top of them. It's just not a highlight But what I will say is after that the conversation

In Vegas was just about the spectacle So I I'm sure you all saw, but they would show us outside the sphere. They're just showing like the fights or whatever. Imagine, we were like, just imagine being in Vegas. Walking by the strip and seeing that event outside. It's just nuts. It was crazy. And it looks amazing on a phone. Like I thought it was just going to look great in the room if you're there. But I saw everyone who was like filming and I was like, holy great in the room if you're there, but I saw everyone who was, like, filming, and I was like, holy shit, it looks like you're there

when you're watching that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point. How was it when, didn't you guys watch it on, at home? Yeah. What was it like at home? So, again, the fight card was boring, but you could tell whoever was there was getting... I think just the last two were boring.

...an event. Well, that's really all I got to see, but my show's ended at, like, midnight or whatever. The one before the last two fights Yeah, or it was like two before that so two guys. I had no fucking clue It might be one of the greatest rounds of fighting I've ever seen in my time. Oh, yeah We heard you Yeah That fight was crazy. That one was crazy. Zelluber and that one. These two guys. Esteban and Rubavich. Yeah, Rubavich.

Anyway, go on. No, I was just saying how the fights earlier were really amazing. And then between the fights, they did give you the wide angle and show the little movies in between. And they looked phenomenal. So the experience at home was still satisfying?

Yeah. It looks amazing on TV. And did did it okay. That's actually important. Yeah Now did it make you want to see an event at the sphere very bad. Oh, yeah, absolutely Okay, so the big things that's you saw the announcement that they're gonna put Adapt Wizard of Oz. Yeah, I heard about that for Gonna be $9 on that reportedly and then over New Year's Eve, like their big EDM play, this DJ, Anima, I think he has like six or seven dates around that time. They keep on like adding. After being there, I want to see a DJ.

I think that's going to be... I think that's going to be... And here's why. I don't know. I haven't seen the bands. I don't know how a band could actually do it because if you really want the music to be choreographed with the animation, you can't let them play live. Why is that?

Well, because if the songs switch with the animation, and you riff it all, you take a moment, you stop, you talk to the crowd, you tell them a story, if that's not also baked in to the animation, or they don't have the ability to stop with you, now you're off. I think a lot of those big DJs, it's all pre-taped, and they're just making it up.

That's what I'm saying. So DJ, I think it works, because they just presstaped and they're just making it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no, no, yeah. So DJ, I think it works because they just press play and then pretend to twist knobs. But if you're a band and let's say you're a lead singer wants to say a few words. Which is what makes this show fun. Yeah. I get what you're saying.

So I think it's one of those things where it's like, let's just see a DJ do it and then just create that immersive environment. And as you're fucking, I don't know if you're on drugs or not environment and as you're fucking You I don't know if you're on drugs or not, but like as you're peeking you're also looking at these visuals I mean, yeah when I did when I did Rogan he he and I talked about going to see fish there I don't know fish, but apparently that's like you go to do shroom then you go watch Yeah, well that would make them at this fear would be bonkers. They did that. Yeah Yeah, I think you were saying fish was there

bonkers. They did that. Yeah. They don't have song. I think you were saying Fish was there. I thought Fish and Grateful Dead. Yeah, maybe. I think Grateful Dead have the crazier visuals. Coldplay, I think, would be box office there because they have stadium shows that have their great lights. I mean, what I would just do is I'd say, hey guys, just pretend to play the instruments. Like play them, but we're not gonna have you plugged in or anything like that. We're gonna have like, essentially you're gonna be background track, like what they would do with like Brittany and then just have that also for the instruments.

Doesn't that suck to do as a performer though? I'm curious, does some of the cost like get offset since you don't have to pay for the screens and all that stuff to be built there? Yeah, I think so, but I think what, that cost is so minimal compared to producing the content. Cause I was thinking if it's a live performance, it's like they have the two big screens

that is just the cam, and then you really just have to have some filler in between the screens that can be on loop. So it doesn't necessarily have to be that crazy of a feat. Yeah, but you want that video That's playing in the background. That's like sync to the music to just be mind-bending Hmm and to create that it's an expensive endeavor and like I mean just but it was fucking crazy I just to me this was the best advertisement for the sphere Like I wish the UFC like owned a piece of the Sphere.

Because the second I left, I was like, I need to see something else there. Yeah, I was like, UFC, you gotta go back. Oh, UFC should go back. I want them to do July 4th. I'm like trying to... That would be insane. Yeah. Like, they did the Mexican Independence Day. Alright, run it up. So, Jamil brought it up yesterday. What do you think?

Knicks playing in the sphere? I don't know. I don't even know how you do basketball. I'm sure it would be cool. Didn't they do summer league there? Not in the sphere, I don't think. They do it in Vegas. I know they made the sphere a basketball, so I thought maybe they had summer league there.

That's the thing, basketball is more constant, I feel like. You would just have halftime and timeouts and shit, like quarters. I don't even think we're... I think the tech is so new, we can't even conceptualize what it could be. We're scratching the surface. Right now we're like, okay, let's put these amazing videos on in this immersive environment. That's step one. Yeah.

In 1998, you didn't know you could make your entire career on the internet. You just thought, oh yeah, this is where you go look at porn and download music. Yeah, that's for sure. And now it's like, oh, this is everything. I would just go see an old concert. I would just go see Michael Jackson in Berlin. You know what I mean? Like from like the fucking 90s on in the sphere.

I'd be bonkers. Yeah, like just put on every great concert ever just in the sphere. Yeah. Pink Floyd? Yeah, like you play the wall in the sphere. And I think you could probably use AI to do it. But the tricky thing is the quality of video you need needs to be so high to wrap it. Yeah, I'm hoping that like the Wizard of Oz shit that they're doing, like hopefully

they can map that to... This is the original Wizard of Oz movie? I think so. Because they got the Oz or the what's the one, the new one coming out, Wicked? Yeah. They have the old film negatives, like film is really, it's not 14K, but it's usually four or five K, like original film. Certain movies might work quicker.

I love that they're leaning into the drug element. They're like, all right, we're gonna put Grateful Dead, we're putting Wizard of Oz, it's all like these psychedelic calling cards. And I think that works. Anyway, a lot of people put money on this event, including Sugar Sean. He had a nice little parlay going.

He lost that parlay because he lost. So just to add insult to injury, that is a big bummer. Shout out to Sugar Sean. He's gonna take some time off. You should. You deserve it. You made tons of money. You don't have to fight another day in your life

if you don't want to. You already achieved your dream. Everything is there. It's locked in. Who cares about anything else? If you do wanna come back, hopefully you come back healthy. But shout out Steak, man. Yeah, because Steak is allowing you

to feel even worse after a loss. And that is why we support Steak so much, okay? We don't want him to have a little victory on the side of his loss. Like what if he wasn't included in the parlay? We're not helping you as a person. We're helping you grow by making you lose more. The next time you are going to double down.

He'll come back better. He'll train harder. He'll never forget this. You'll never forget. It's going to be that little chip on his shoulder. He's going to come back there. He's going to fight Marab again. He's going to beat this time. He's going to do an eight fight parlay.

Mix it with different sports. I want you to let it rip, Suga. Shout out to Stake. By the way, this segment has been brought to you by Stake, the leader in global betting in US social casinos, been on top sports political events, and used the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. Now, let's get back to the show. Who is like a DJ that's big enough to hold that space?

I mean, like Tiësto. Tigo or whatever, yeah. Tiësto or some shit. I'm trying to think, like. Black Coffee. Yeah, Black Coffee. No one has been doing the visuals that Annie Ma and Tale of Us have been doing.

Yeah, Tale of Us would probably be the craziest. But Tale of Us is so, well, Tale of Us, half of Tale of Us is a guy, Annie Ma, and he's kind of gone solo. Oh, okay. He's the one who also just did the visuals. Did you see the weekend show in San Paolo? With the giant robot the weekend. No Travis That would be great

Sell it out six times like any much just hit right now. So here's the thing that I will say is that like Four acts that are going in there, like let's say a Travis or let's say the weekend that goes in there, there's going to be some novelty for the first few acts that go in. So even if you're an act that maybe you could do like four shows there normally, you'll do eight simply because people are going to go, I need to see the first concert. I wonder if the multiplier's more. It could be.

I wonder if it's like three. It could be. And Travis Scott does stadium, so if he's doing 80,000, 20,000 at the spheres, like I gotta do four times the shows, just off of that. Yeah, the weekend might be crazy. Yeah, it'd be nuts. Holy shit.

Yeah, I wanna, yeah, I just wanna get lost. I really wanna go see another thing there. So yeah, this is... It was pretty... It was pretty fucking cool. So we'll go back. So I'll get a chance. Nope. Come on! No, come on, we're all gonna go. Nope, nope, nope.

No, this is a pass. No. No, boy. We're gonna be fun. Anyway, this weekend, Akash was in Florida and Trump got shot, so what do you think about that? Oh yeah. Do you have an alibi? I... Where were you?

I'm trying to help this man win an election. Y'all ain't trying to do that? Let's take the focus off the debate, guys. That was my idea. Y'all don't care about Trump, none. So you knew about this plot to shoot the president? I masterminded it, dude. I'm the guy.

You didn't do a good job. It was your idea. Yeah, why did you bring it up? That's true. I actually stole your bit, to be honest with you. I apologize for stealing your... You said Trump got to get shot again after that debate, after we talked about whatever. I honestly thought it would be more impactful.

Because there was no shots fired. He was just there, and he's like some kooky guy. He basically has a stalker. You know what I mean? It's not that newsworthy. This guy's a warrior, dude. He's a Ukrainian soldier. Alright? Put some respect on him. Yeah, he's fighting the man, dude. He's fighting for freedom. Yeah, go back over there, bud. And we still need you.

Yeah, it's a pretty wild thing, though. It's like strange. The guy was like involved with like this kind of like debatable kind of like organization in Ukraine. Apparently he never really fought. He was just like there kind of like hanging, putting up posters and shit. He was living in Hawaii. No one really knows what his job was. Has like a ton of crazy criminal history. And then ran away and then actually got captured. So he's alive. Which is kinda cool. Yeah, we're gonna find out.

My assumption is just like a crazy guy. And what happens is when there's one assassination attempt, I think there's copycats. Yeah, of course. And now that there's two, there'll be more crazy people out there that we need to inspire to do this. They need better security though. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, but how do you secure an entire golf course? Like what do you

What do you do? It technically worked. They were on the fifth hole going to the sixth and they were ahead of there and they saw a gun Like yeah, but he's there for like 12 hours camping out apparently. Yeah, but that's them. Yeah, that's not a great look I mean they gotta do better. Yeah higher security for both candidates I don't want to get shot. I just the whole thing this whole thing is gonna be a big fucking nightmare So let's just protect both of them. It already is a nightmare Actually happens fuck that's a problem. Did you see that his first Twitter follow and follow back was like some former CIA lady I don't know how sure that is, but yeah, they're saying it's like probably his handler or something like that before they like wiped his social media.

Oh, did they wipe it? Yeah. Like, you know, when FBI catches somebody, they take down all their social media. It was up for mad long. Yeah, it was. Yeah. No, I didn't say that. That's hilarious.

I mean, there's going to be all these like great conspiracies that come out from it. People are claiming that he was in a BlackRock commercial that went around everywhere. Yeah. He wasn't in the BlackRock commercial. He did the stuff for Ukraine. And BlackRock, I think it would be the greatest beneficiary if Ukraine is able to maintain their freedom. So I think they're going, well, the first shooter

was in a BlackRock commercial. The second one. Is pro-Ukraine. Is part of this Ukraine thing that BlackRock benefits from. Therefore, it must be. But also, when you're BlackRock and you own everything, it's very easy to end up in some sort of, as part of their web.

I haven't seen any connection that they funded this or in any way like did it. No, no, they didn't. What I'm saying is they would be the biggest beneficiary if Ukraine gets its sovereignty. People are claiming that he's in a BlackRock commercial. That's not true. No, not at all. Do you think they're trying to take him out because Trump keeps saying he's going to put

an end to all these wars? Probably not, but it's a fun theory. I think that's where you want to go. And I understand how the internet goes in that direction. Once you just become so radicalized based on true shit, it's very easy to believe not true shit. Yeah. Yeah. It was so funny just to even see the reaction to last week's rant.

When we did the rant that was like very I felt Fair about how the debate went. Yeah, and like to see all these fucking crybabies in the comments like no I get to oh Schultz you're a paid shill the Democrats are paying for you You used to be funny, but now you're not it's like oh I used to be funny when you agreed with my opinions. Yeah, and now that you don't now it's not funny Yeah, or now that now that you're not my shill they exactly are not fun. Exactly and it's just like the How soft people are? Yeah, and both sides do this. Oh, yeah, it's just they're both snowflakes. You're both Unbelievable snowflakes, but how much how much they pay like I got twelve

Unbelievable snowflakes, but how much how much they pay like I got 1200 But it just sucks because all these people talk about how they want like an honest and true Media, it's like no you don't none of you want it You want to be told whatever you feel is right you want to have pat it on your fucking back You want to be put on the tit and then put to sleep. That's all you fucking want. You want to be patted on your fucking back. You want to be put on the tit and then put to sleep. That's all you fucking want you want to be pacified and Yeah, it's just it's it's a little demoralizing to me That sucks when you're trying to be fair and down the middle and it's like you get scrutinized for it And then and then it's one of those things where it's like well, that's why no one's fair

Yeah, because there's no money in fair. That's the old quote dude. The only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill It's fair. Because there's no money in fair. That's the old quote, dude. The only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill. That's bars. But that is true. It's like, of course CNN's gonna go left because there's a bunch of motherfuckers

that need their feelings nurtured. Of course Fox is gonna go right because they need their feelings nurtured. There isn't anything in the middle because there's not enough people in the middle that need to be nurtured. That's why I was actually thinking about Breaking Points and how they have a subscriber model where you pay us monthly

and if I'm them I don't even have a comment section, I don't have anything that way. I don't have to just appease sponsors and sell commercials. Y'all pay for us, we give you the news as we see fit and I don't even want to see your comments or what you think. We're gonna keep giving you news. Pay for it if you want actual independent. What happens when the subscribers go down?

Time to switch up. Yeah, that's there. I guess that's there as well. But if you get to subscribers based on being moderate, then that's what's gonna keep you. Everybody's moderate until it comes to the thing you're passionate about. It's kinda like listening to your girl complain.

You know what I mean? Like you ever try to be nuanced when she's like venting about some shit? You're like, well, you know, I can see both sides. She's like, I don't want that. She's like, I don't wanna hear how you're tired. You gotta grift with your girl. You gotta grift with your girl. You gotta grift with your girl.

Big time grift. You're like, oh, why would they do that to you? That's so fucked up. And then they're like, yeah, right? And you're like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. But no, you're right. It is a tricky situation.

It is, yeah. I get it. Say again? I figured out how to bring people to the center I think some mark this like dumb idea recently, but it's actually a good idea. Well, you back at first What I said you have to learn first now Back in the day if you lost if you were second place in the presidential race You then became the first person's vice president. Yeah, correct

I think we go back to that Because then both sides have to put up people who are gonna sort of agree with each other and could win the most amount of votes. So now you sort of got two people who are somewhat similar. Yeah, why'd they stop that? I imagine nothing gets done or like you're like, this guy's just gonna try to get me assassinated. Yeah. And then he's vice president. That whole party now has a vested interest in killing me. Shout out LBJ, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know why they stopped it. But kind of in my mind as a mild sex man, I was like, count fire. I mean, didn't... It's a great theory. Who did Hamilton help get elected? Because it was like Aaron Burr versus another dude. It was Jefferson. And I think,

and then Jefferson decided not to have Burr as his vice. I'm pretty sure. Oh, I'm pretty sure. Not exactly sure, but I would, I would fact check that. So he might've been the one that kind of bucked that trend, but yeah, that seems way better, but still people are going to be radicalized. And now with the internet, it's just so easy to do it. And yeah, now every both sides are saying if this person wins, the country's at stake.

It's a crisis. This is going to be a combo. You saw Trump do that? Democracy's over. Yeah, they all do that. Trump tweeted every person that ever like said that he was a threat to democracy, he put it on like true social. Oh, really?

And he like had a laundry list of like four pages. He's like, this person said this shit to me, this person said this shit about me, called everyone out. I mean, good. We didn't make the list. Nothing we said that the fake shooting thing, nothing came up. But he was calling out every politician.

He was like, yeah. And he's like, you're responsible for this, essentially? Good for him, shit. Once you get shot at or people trying to kill you, you can say whatever the fuck you want about it. And he blamed Taylor Swift. Yeah, the Taylor Swift thing was peculiar why he would double down on that.

I hate Taylor Swift. It's the funniest thing to ever say ever. Oh, was he there? No, he didn't pull up. That's surprising, because he was in Vegas, too. I think he was there if he chose not to come, which is very interesting. And the attempt was Sunday, right?

The assassination attempt was Sunday? Must have been. After this fear, right? Yeah, but I know he was in Vegas that day. Or was he just in Vegas Friday and then he left? Yeah, he probably left after, he was definitely there Friday, but I don't know. So he chose to leave. Yeah. Chose to leave. He would have gotten a lot of love in that room.

Yeah, I don't know. Because he came for Rogan. He came for Rogan. The room would have gotten a lot of love in that room. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Actually. Because he came for Rogan. He came for Rogan. The room would have had the truth. That would have been interesting. Maybe that's why he skipped out. Came for Rogan and it's Mexican independence weekend. Now Mexicans do fuck with Trump,

but there might also be a contingent of Mexicans that are like, fuck this guy, you talk wild shit about immigrants, our families are immigrants. Especially on our day. Exactly. So it is a little bit dicey and the last thing he probably needs right now is getting booed at a UFC event.

You need all positivity right now after you got dog-locked in the debate. So yeah. I mean, this was good for his PR, realistically. What was? Kill a story with a story. Someone's trying to kill me again. Yeah. Yeah. I mean this was good for his PR, realistically. What was? Kill a story with a story. Someone's trying to kill me again. Yeah. That's what you were saying. You know what I mean? And if I'm like a Trump supporter, I don't think Trump's team knew anything,

but if I'm a Trump supporter and I can find some patsy and I really want him to win, I'd be like, hey man, I'll rob this guy. I'll be like, you should go try something. Yeah. You know what I mean? Tip off Secret Service. Yeah. No. Yo, go look one hole ahead. I think there's a guy there He gets arrested and Trump is Trump is a victim again. It'd be brilliant. Yeah, no one do that People need to figure out something cuz he got no energy right now. He's got a new crypto dropping. Oh Jesus Christ

energy right now. He's got a new crypto dropping. Oh Jesus Christ. Who's advising Trump right now? He made money on all this though. The Trump NFTs made money also I still would buy one. I thought he has all the money like that's the thing that is like. Those shits were fired. They weren't. Stop it. When billionaires do shit for like short money. It makes them look like they don't got money. It reads as pathetic. It reads as broke. It's a broke boy behavior for you. Yeah, right? Like if you're a proper billionaire, you got all this money, you don't need short money.

Yeah. It's a couple million. Even if it's a million, like. Yeah, I would love for Trump to do an ad read during a debate. That would be fire. That would be fire. Yo, betterhelp.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was really traumatic for me. Getting shot at and I needed someone to talk to. So I went to BetterHelp. I mean we won't see anymore debates. As he's holding the prime cam. We won't see anymore debates. He's scared. So is that true? He's really not... He posted on True Social. He's not doing any more debates.

No, it's because he won. Apparently to him, he won. Best case for comma, I think. Wow. I think that was the best thing. You got one, you beat his ass, and then I don't have to do anything, I won. I'm out. I think it could go either way, because if she can get under his skin again. Oh, it's toast.

That's fair. And she did it pretty easily, to be fair. Easily. For one sentence, that's all it took. They know exactly what to do to rile him up. And I don't know if Trump's handlers or the people that he trusts, the people who are advising him, I don't know if they trust him

to not get riled up again. So they know that Kamala got the kryptonite. So they're like, we can't put him in this situation again because I don't know if he can handle himself here. He's got nothing on her. She's got really no track record. She hasn't been, she's almost like, she's got nothing on her. She's got really no track record. She's got the Obama thing going, which is like, she hasn't really been in politics long enough to have

a lot of fuck ups. Remember like Obama was like very, very junior, so he didn't really bet on, he didn't really vote on that many bills. There wasn't a lot to hold him against a fire to. Whereas like an Elizabeth Warren or a Nancy Pelosi, they probably had 30 fuck-ups throughout their career that you could just go, well, you voted for this bill, now you're saying this. Yeah, I thought Kamala had been a politician for a while. No, she was like, she was a district attorney, right?

And then she was a senator. But it was very brief. Yeah, not that long. But I mean, he can hold her to the fire for the past three and a half years. So yeah. And just keep on that. Yeah. Yeah. Strategically, he could do better. He could go back in if he can handle it. And he could actually,

I don't think his people think he can handle it. I don't think he could handle it. Yeah. She got under his skin so easily. I mean, it was, yeah, as we're talking this out, it was one sentence and it's over. I think the Obama thing actually influenced that. I have no proof for this, but like she says, I think he doesn't like, I think he hates Obama.

Like he was doing the birther shit from like 2010, like, yo, this guy's not even from here. Like he hates Obama. And then Obama at the DNC makes the joke about, yeah, we're talking about, you know,, you know Crowd size is concerned with crowd sizes. Yeah, just a great joke and like perfect delivery fucking crush. He's a fucking man but I think that and then comma basically like Like echoed that same sentiment and I think he low-key was like, oh these motherfuckers Yeah, I bet you who's watching the Obama thing being like I hate this guy and then she says the same thing set him off Triggered him Who's watching the Obama thing being like I hate this guy and then she says the same thing set him off trigger them She got they she like you said she's got the code she could just do it again

but you got to do something like I think he needs to rely on the fact that he's a Incredibly funny guy like literally the day after the debate somebody is videotaping him. I'm sure you guys saw this This this this thing that kind of went viral someone's videotaping him at the 9-eleven Memorial He sees the guy videotaping him and he goes And then the guy goes away and then it comes back and he's still going he goes He does this like weird like smirking like and it's the silliest, goofiest thing to do in the moment. You don't know if he's being funny or dead serious. You never know a Trump.

That's what makes it so funny. And he needs ten of those in a row. And then we forgot about the debate. But if you hide him from everybody and you just put him up at his rallies where he just says whatever bullshit that he's talking about and his fans just go crazy, there's rah rah rah. There's not even that much room for funny. You kind of almost need him in a little bit of conflict.

You need him in an interview where somebody's trying to catch him but not trying to bury him. Kamala buries him. But when he's doing interviews with like an ABC or something like that. Is it true that you said this and then he comes back with a banger line. Yeah, you need just Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah. You need that 10 in a row, and we forgot about everything,

we're like, god damn, this guy's fuckin' fucked. Yeah. I saw someone say this theory, I thought it was a great idea. Do an election, I think we need what England has. Do an election, put our two best candidates in there, they can bite it out, right? Jesus. Oh my god.

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The Nicky Jam thing. Bro, when they say she, she's hot. She's hot. He played that off good though. You got to be honest. He played that off so good. He was like, oh, I'm so glad he stepped up here. What's up, Nicky?

He's like, and said, what's up? I'm like playing it off. But like he called him a she. See, that's the thing. But also you've been doing that. You think your dog is androgynous. Yeah, but I'm talking about a dog. But it's your dog. You've seen the dog before. Yeah, also, you've been doing that. You think your dog is androgynous. Yeah, but I'm talking about a dog.

But it's your dog. You've seen the dog before. Yeah, I guess you're right about that. I do think it's a guy, my dog. Yeah. Wait, zombie's not a dude? No. See, thank you.

I've been a girl this whole time. Oh, he got boy energy. You got a dyke dog. Yo, chill out, man. You drove a stud. You drove a stud. That was crazy, yo. Chill the fuck out, son.

You got a golden dog. You said that you'd be hor don't say. That was crazy. That was crazy. You said that you'd be harmed, dog. That was crazy. You got a golden studdle, bro, for real. That's a fact. But no, we gotta just make Trump the king. I love this. I said this.

I said this. Trump should be king. I love this. I want him to be part of America, but not in a position where he actually has to make decisions. Why can't we get... I guess we can, but they don't have the charisma. That's the thing. All these, there are a lot of people who are involved in politics that want to, what is

it, drain the swamp. They don't call it draining the swamp, right? But they want to stop the endless wars and all the other shit that it looks like Trump is trying to do as well. But they just lack the charisma Trump has. Trump is just so much charisma that he could actually become president with those ideas. Yeah. You know what I mean?

It's really fucking impressive. All these corporations that make trillions of dollars and usually silence every one of these candidates could not stop his charisma the first time. It is a freight train. They stopped the second time, and then this third time, at this moment, not looking good. But it's pretty impressive to do what he did.

Yeah. Of his pure charisma. Everybody knew when going into election, he didn't know shit. They asked him, what's your favorite verse of the Bible? He goes, I like the whole Bible. Pure charisma. Banger.

What Christian's gonna object to that? Yeah. How dare you rank God's work? Yeah, right? What a blasphemous question. What's your favorite part of the Bible? All of it? The whole thing?

As far. We need more of that. We need ten of those. We need ten of those. He had a VP. If he had a vacuous VP, I think he wins. You think? Because if you look at him, you can get shit done.

I also think that like fans is in there to sabotage him, bro. He just has to fuck up. I'll make up stories if I need to. What are you doing? I think it's intentional. Wow. Maybe he never stopped hating Trump.

Wow. Inside job. Maybe he's been hating Trump and he was like sleeper cell. He's a spy. Yeah Feeding them all the bullshit that we then criticized Trump for. Yep. Wow, they might have to yank that dude mmm, I also think that like the the The meme era of like promoting like political ideology is starting to wane. Like I think it was- You mean by meme era.

Like early Trump was, there were so many, the memes were so important, right? Build the wall, that kind of stuff? All the things that would come out of it. And there would be all these memes that would condense the information in a funny way that would project the ideology. And this is when memes are getting popular.

And it's a really fun thing to share with one another. And I'm not saying that we don't still do that, but it's not as novel. It's a little bit more redundant. It's a little bit more like tired, you know? And so I think they're trying to like win the meme war, but memes in general are just kind of done. Like I'll talk to Shifty and like,

Shifty will tell me about the way his generation approaches memes. They're like jokes on jokes on jokes on jokes to the point where like the average person doesn't even understand it. And I think it's because, and you correct me if I'm wrong here Shifty, but like the initial, the initial version of the meme is now so commonplace that it no longer elicits the reaction it used to. Is that fair to say?

So now you're just doing like inside Joe inside on inside. Yeah. And then the only the only place that the the first meme can go is just to the people that it's all they just want to hear their like feelings echoed. Democrats did this with like the dark Brandon thing. What is that? Remember this for like Biden like put on his sunglasses and he was like I'm dark Brandon. And then it was just like they try to make it like a gay. And I feel like the Trump campaign and the Biden campaign

are trying to chase this and it's lost its authenticity. It's lost its like purity. This is what happens when corporations try to take on any, it's like a big corporation buying a cool streetwear brand. That's what it feels like a little bit. They're like, oh, this is how you get shit done? Okay, let's try it. Like when Supreme started partnering with everybody,

you could feel it being like, oh, this is not gonna last. It's lost its cool, it lost its lost. Like what is cool about it is that it's authentic and it's lost its authenticity. Yeah, there needs to be a new energy. It's just. One thing I saw all last week was they made a song from that eating the dogs.

It was like they're eating the dog, they're eating the cat. That went crazy. Eat the cat. That sure is fire. High fire. It's like, I wish they did it for, I'm sure their side wishes it was for a better reason, but song is fire.

I mean, it's fire. If it penetrates culture, it penetrates culture. Also, the other thing that's so funny is like, people are trying to defend that line so much that they're like going to the ends of the internet to find any moment where a person is eating a house pet to justify the statement. Yeah. It's so stupid. Yeah.

Where it's just like, yeah, it's happened. It's probably happened. Is it happening nonstop in Springfield, Ohio? Is it a cultural thing? No. I don't think so. Yeah. But there's a perfect example of another thing that happened last week. So there was that excerpt from the pod where we were, I think we were talking about, I don't know the exact clip, but like, I think we were talking about the Haitian thing with like, we have to teach them not to eat the pets. And then I was like, we have to do this

with the immigrants in Europe too. We have to teach the Muslims not to yeah, right and It's just so funny I When it happens, I can't help but laugh because like I can tell When people that are upset about something don't listen to our pod. Yeah Yeah, because but what's so funny is that what they do is they try to scare you by saying, I'm boycotting your podcast. Yeah, oh God. I'm never listening again.

It's like, you didn't even listen to that clip. Yeah, back when. You don't even know what the context of the conversation was. Back when getting canceled had like some weight to it. I was always like, you were never subscribed to the person you're canceling. What are you canceling? None of these people listen to your shit.

Yeah. There are people that, it's of these people listen to your shit. You can give a fuck. Yeah. They're people that, it's very unfortunate they feel powerless in their lives and they're trying to exert their power on people through cancellation. And you know, I imagine that that is very seductive when you do feel powerless. Yeah. You like all of a sudden can make somebody who's quite successful bend to your whim. That must be intoxicating, the feeling.

But just to clarify my remarks, I think that immigrants are people in Europe. And I think that we have to teach them not to do it. I was 100% serious when I said that. I mean, obviously 100% Obviously. Only the illegal immigrants. Yeah, just the illegal. No, no, the ones that legally immigrate

should be able to do it. They've legally gotten there., just the illegal. Just the illegal. No, no, the ones that legally immigrate should be able to do it. They've legally gotten there. They paid the price. That's part of it. You go to the government. Exactly, you fill out the paperwork. You get the right to do it like any other citizen. But if you illegally go there, we have to teach you.

These are now your women. Yeah, you get to be here legally, but you can't write willy nilly. Who's willy? I don't know. My point is, we have to be here legally, but you can't really really, really. Who's Willie? I don't know. My point is, we have to, you know, there has to be some sort of education for the illegals. Yeah.

If you're illegal, you get to eat all the cats and dogs. If you're not legal, come on! Come the fuck on, dude! What are you thinking? You can't go steal your neighbors' pets like they did in Miami where we live My dogs barks non-stop for four months in Miami. I know why now

Yeah, sneak up on my little dog take it that's where his dog went You name both your dogs after food. That's on you. Oh, that's a good point, dude. Yo, Miles, that's a great joke delivered horribly. Cause the concept is magnificent. That is like a genius. That was genius.

We had one dog named Cookie, another one was Sabi. We are sweet ass savers. I know. What teases you, Haitians? We're not new mommy household. We're teases. We got new money. I apologize bro. Stop what I say. I apologize. I apologize for even doing that.

What happened to Cookie? Got snatched? Was there a Haitian guy? Don't tell my wife. He went on tour to Springfield. I threw that little motherfucker over a fence once. A dude caught him with a fork. I threw him on a fence and FOOM! HUM!

No, but just so we can clarify the comments. I just want to make sure that everybody knows. Absolutely. Please, let's be clear. I want you to be 100% serious. Can we just be serious? Can we be serious? I want to be serious on our comedy podcast. I don't want it to be comedy. No, this is a serious matter.

Yeah. So let me be very clear what I mean. Be honest. What do you want me to be honest about? Just how you feel. Just say the sentence again as an honest person. I think women should be legal. Expound.

No, that's all you gotta say. I think they deserve the alien rights or whatever that shit is. I think Jews... Oh, okay. Now we're having fun. Can I actually tell you something about this fucking... that was another thing that bothered me with the Muslim thing. Every other comment was like, look at this fucking Jew, I bet he won't talk about Jews.

That's why I know you don't listen to our podcast. That's the first thing that we're talking about in this fucking podcast. And let me tell you another thing, they all call me Jewish. This is great. The great thing about not being Jewish, but everybody thinks you're Jewish, is you get all the anti-Semitism,

but no control of the weather. So at least with the other fucking Jews, right? They get anti-Semitism, but then they can have a nice 75 degree day with the sun shining. That's a nice way to walk around when you're dealing with your anti-Semitism or whatever that word is all day.

Me, I got to get anti-Semitism and it's fucking cloudy or it's fucking rainy because the Jews are afraid of the fucking sun. It is insulting, it's disgusting and crisis king. Only thing in the middle of the road, dude. That's all there is. You know what Christ said about immigration, don't you? What'd he say? What do you say? Let him eat. What do you do? This is my body. This is my body. Christ got us out here eating human beings. What the hell? What is going on?

These Haitians are reading the Bible like, yo, we just eating the dogs and the cats. Well, this motherfucker out here eating humans. You have barbecue taste. Literally. literally. They think we're crazy. They got their voodoo where they're eating animals, which is a kind of normal thing for humans to do throughout history. They're reading the Bible like, what the fuck? They're out here eating human beings? Oh yeah, they're civilized too. Not only humans, God. What? The king. I licked my lips when you said that right there. That's how much I love my King. Oh, you like that? You're an idiot?

I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. You know what I mean? Every Sunday. Wow. In there, bro. Respect. I take that church wafer, I tuck it under my lip like a Zin.

Because I want that shit to sit with me all day. Christ in my mouth. But Christ is king though. Shout out to Christ. Shout out to Christ. Don't fucking do not get me started with that. With what? You gotta chill out.

I'm just gonna gift you a pager, bro. It's wild, man. Yo, these stupid fucking terrorists still using pagers. You fucking idiots. Listen, what's the pager thing? The fucking IDFs sold the Lebanese terrorists to the Stupid fucking terrorists still using pagers fucking idiots The fucking IDF sold the fucking the Lebanese terrorists the the pagers Yeah, and because they needed to find a way to like they saw the wire and they need to like find a way to communicate Without like the Jews figuring it out and they're like well Jews don't know about a pagers. It's like yeah Well, they're the only ones still making them for your dumbasses and they all took them and then they just started

Making them explode. I don't know what no, I remember when drug dealers just think the next tail chirp was like Encrypted we we used to do all drug sense over the church I mean, then, then, then. Then he uses that. That's the way it's done. That's the statute of limitations, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. These shits are so stupid, bro. Should get arrested for having a chirp, though.

That's fucking dumb. Nah, the next time I'll chirp, it was fine. No, those were sick. I'll say it was fine. Anyway, any listeners here that are upset at us, we just want to let you know that you're going to stay upset. OK, what we're not going to do is sit here with our dicks tucked between our legs apologizing

on the podcast for jokes. OK, matter of fact, we have a new apology video that we should definitely watch. The Shits and Gigs gentlemen came on the podcast. I love them. I love them. I feel bad they're going through this. Yeah, but I actually do want to take it seriously,

because they are serious guys. And I want to stop this seriously, because they are serious guys. And I want to, Al, stop fucking laughing, dude. They're defending their community. I want to, they came on the podcast, they got a lot of flack for laughing at a joke. And I just want to hear their apology. These are serious fucking guys, and this is a serious, this is a serious apology.

Al. You're an asshole. no, can you take it seriously? Okay. I want, I'm Shifty. I haven't seen this. Yeah, that's crazy Shifty. That's crazy. Come on Shifty. I want everybody to just take this serious and I want us to try to have a serious moment. It's a serious podcast. And I want to just listen to their heartfelt apology. Guys, girls. Right, before we get into today's episode,

quick PSA, quick acknowledgement. So, if you know you know, if you don't, that's fine. But we just wanted to address something that's happening at the minute. This past weekend, there's been a of clips going around from when we did a session on the flagrant podcast while we were on our U S tour. And yeah, there were a few jokes made that were incredibly inappropriate. One specifically, bro, one specifically pertaining to black women. Yep.

You know, bro, one specifically pertaining to black women. And in the clip, you was making a joke. I'm not even going to get into specifics. Don't you get it? Frankly, like racist joke. Yeah. And we were laughing at it. And to give you a first of all, before we get into like specifics or anything like that, obviously, there's just literally no excuse. Pause. There is no excuse. Pause. There is no excuse.

Agreed. Pause. There's no excuse. There's no fucking excuse. Al. Can you pause? Pause. No excuse for that.

I just want to take in the beginning of it. There's no excuse for jokes. There is never an excuse for making jokes. What, can we try? There is never an excuse for making jokes. Can we try? I'm not going to ever make an excuse for being a comedian. There is never an excuse for making jokes. Okay?

That is a real statement said by a man. I just want that to be clear. There is never an excuse for making jokes with the boys. Go on, go on. Let's take it serious. Look at how sad he is over on the left. Like it is, yeah. Fight the fight is a real thing.

He is so not easy to set in first. We should go back to opposite. We should go back because he's going through it right now. Look at how he practiced this. Let me, I'm gonna pick my skin on my finger. I love you guys. This is so cool. I need you to watch him looking,

biting his bottom lip like Oh, fuck man. There is no excuse. Agreed. And fight or flight is a real thing. Like it is, yeah. Fight or flight is a real thing. And it's so not easy to say, but when you're in the situations, you look at it through a lens of like,

bro, if it was me, I promise you I'd stand up, I'd kick them cameras down. I would smack homeboy in the face. I would say this, I would do that. But when you're in there, you're in shock. You're in shock and all you want to do is move on. Yeah, I've been there. I know what that's like. When you're just having fun and laughing with the boys, you're like, I just can't wait to move on. Don't you know that feeling when

you experience the fight or flight and then you just laugh? Does that happen to you guys when your body is just being torn with the primal urge to either fight or flight and instead you just go ha ha ha ha Do you guys ever have that feeling? I feel like you're making an excuse for jokes. I would never excuse taking two things that have nothing to do with

one another and then bring them together to make your friends laugh. I would never excuse that, Mark. What if it has a good setup and a misdirection at the end? You're enticing me. You're doing that thing where you're kind of tricking me with your brain. You're using your brain to trick me into agreeing

to something I do not want to agree with. I'm just asking. Please continue. Fucking word, bro. All you want to do is fucking move on. Just move on to the next thing. Just move on to the next thing. Just fucking move on. And like we had to say a few times, do is fucking move on. Just move on to the next thing. Just move on to the next thing. Just fucking move on.

And like we had to say a few times bro, just move on. Just move on. Just move on. So many different topics, we were like move on, move on, move on. It's not even like about petty life or anything, but we just wanted to get out of that situation. Get out of there.

I know. Keep the ball rolling. And we thought it was gonna be more of like a bro's chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Classy. And something like that. End of it. I thought it was gonna be that too.

I thought it was gonna be one of those bros chats where you just say everything that's polite and proper. I did think... What do you guys do when you hang out with the boys? We play games. What kind of games do you play? What we're grateful for. Yo!

That's... I will sometimes just say 10 things we're grateful for. I hate that you guys have created an energy on this podcast where instead of just saying what we're grateful for and appreciating the community that we build, we try to make each other laugh with inappropriate jokes. I hate that kind of voice hang. Yeah, we should change it. I want to change it. Can we start right now? Let's make each other laugh with inappropriate jokes. I hate that kind of voice hang. Yeah, we should change it. I wanna change it. Can we start right now?

Let's make it a Shabbat dinner. Yeah, let's make it a Shabbat dinner. Okay, what is that? It's the bodge we need. To survive. Talk about our weeks, be grateful, turn down everything else in the world. You see why everyone hates them?

We talk the money. Do you see why? Because that's their idea of fun. Their idea of fun is sitting around, eating food that doesn't taste good, and then telling everybody what they're grateful for. I'm going to try to do that, though. Yeah, that's what we should do. Can we make an agreement right now?

No more inappropriate jokes. Especially from you and even you. I like that. You never say anything. I don't. I'm the most inappropriate. You are, thank God. Yeah, I have to be. Please continue. Keep you guys in line.

Something that's like really, really hurt people that look to us for support and look to us to feel protected. And protected is the main thing that I wanted to discuss is that it is our duty to protect you guys. Pause. Yo. I feel like we've failed.

Yo. I feel like we've failed, Akash. Yo. The past, how many years have we been doing this? Six. Seven. The past seven years, where I've been saying that your people fuck mud. Yeah. And you've been saying that your people fuck mud and you've been saying that my people fuck sheep. I don't feel like we've protected either our people.

You know what? You're right. And it's our duty to protect people. Scottish people, I just want to say that I apologize to all of you for letting this mudfucker say we fuck sheep. Scottish people, I apologize that you're all so ugly that you have to fuck sheep. I apologize for that. It's our duty to protect the country. Wait, so whenever we see a video of an Indian guy fucking mud, what is that?

We haven't seen one. Oh, really? You're seeing a guy fucking a girl in mud. They fuck mud. Oh, what? We've seen that movie. Wait a minute, the other video, they were going down on the mud, though. Y'all, y'all, y'all. a girl in mud they fuck mud oh yeah can you just say two things you're grateful I'm making jokes! Hey, I'm trying to have fun with the boys, Al! You're trying to have fun with the boys! I'm thankful for you guys, bro.

Yeah. Can you just say two things you're grateful for? Black women? One better be black women? Better be black women, say it! Don't say black women! If you don't say black women, it's a problem, Al. I'm thankful that you guys...

Don't say I'm thankful that I'm not married to a black woman. God damn! I'm thankful that I'm not married to a black woman. Don't you dare say that. God damn! Don't you dare say that. I'm saying what not to say. She's from Spain! I gotta protect my woman now. Yeah. Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Sorry, Indians, by the way.

Yeah. So I apologize. No, I apologize. I should have protected you. I apologize. Because you're not capable of protecting yourself. That's the thing. I don't think that you're capable of protecting yourself, so it's my job to protect you.

I got to infantilize you, and I apologize. Yeah, and say Indians don't fuck mud. I don't think that we have it in us to overcome jokes, so I apologize. I should protect you. You guys have never fucked mud, and you've never smelled. Whoa. I feel like you added that. That's true.

And I'm going to protect us. That is true. How are you going to protect them? We don't smell when we come here. I think they don't smell ever. I don't think How are you going to protect them? When we come here. I think they don't smell ever. I don't think they've ever smelled. I wouldn't even make a caveat.

And your food is sanitary. That's the thing I believe. You're not sanitary. What are you talking about? I'm saying. You're pissing the sink. I'm grateful that their food is sanitary. I'm just saying the truth best.

This guy bites his feet. What are you talking about? Why are you disagreeing with me? I do bite my feet. I just want to say that is not a Scottish thing, and I don't want you to put that on my community. That is a just me thing. Now, as far as the sanitary...

You're eating your own body. That's kind of a Haitian thing. Mark, can we take this seriously? This is an apology. They're fighting for their careers. Desolay. They're fighting for their lives here. Los Santos, Haitians, I'm sorry. And it is definitely not cool to be in that situation and again not be the ones to stand

up and keep the cameras down and we fucked it on that occasion. It's not going to happen again and it's about being human. It's about realizing that you don't know what you're prepared for. You don't know how to prepare for something that you don't know what you're prepared for. You don't know how to prepare for something that you don't know what's gonna happen. Once it's happened one time, you're like, fuck. For us, you know what's mad funny about this? Is that they had shit that they asked to take out the episode.

You know what they didn't ask to take out? Your racist slander. Why's your nose twitching? They had shit. Their producer or whatever was like, hey, we really think that's inappropriate. We'd like to take that out. That's very inco... Their fight and flight instinct really kicked in after the pilot down.

But with that joke about the black woman, nothing really seemed... The fight or flight wasn't really there afterwards. Your delivery was too good. Maybe they were seduced by a delivery. I like like them. I feel badly going through this but you don't got to protect anybody. That's what I would say to y'all personally, to y'all publicly. You don't got to protect. Your people are equal. Okay let's listen to the end of the apologic. You learn from your mistakes and that's true. That's literally it bro. Yeah we fucked it and. Yeah, we fucked it and we're like, we're sorry. You're probably, you definitely, you definitely

don't apologize. It's for me, like, it's one of them ones where you, you don't realize that like, for one, when you're part of a community, you don't realize that you can hurt your own community. Especially say that. When you're not, yeah, when, when unintentionally. Unintentionally for real.

And also on top of that, it was so crazy that like the narrative that's been spun about how we feel about our community, the irony of the fact that whilst the whole reason we're in that country was to just show how much we love our community and show how much we love our supporters and how much time we spend at the shows and just like getting to know people

and just like understanding our community better and just like making friends and making bonds and showing love and they're showing love and this whole six week trip was just about showing how much we love our community and how much our community show up for us and then to have that exact same trip be the reason that we're having to have this conversation now. But at the end of the day, mistakes make you a better person. You're not born a perfect person. And yeah, we don't condone, we don't appease that behavior, we don't- All right, all right, we get it. So here's the thing, listen, I do have empathy for what they're going through.

They're young into this content game. Yeah, exactly. And this is what happens with a lot of people who are like funny on the internet, but they're not comedians. So they are still concerned about cancellation. I think comedians, we understand that being funny is saying inappropriate things.

Sometimes that thing that's inappropriate is something about you. Sometimes it's about other people. But the nature of being funny is something inappropriate happening. And I think what they don't realize is, because they're young in the game, and we've all went through this,

it's like scary in the beginning, you really think you're gonna be canceled, you're worried, I'm sure that they have people that they have to take care of, and they're like, oh, what if I have to go back and I have to get a regular job? Is it all over? I completely have empathy for them, I get that.

What they don't realize is by apologizing, you're just amplifying it. The people that are upset at this, the majority of them don't even listen to the podcast. A lot of them are probably resentful of your success and they're like, why the fuck should these guys make all this money and they're just reacting to to stupid videos on the internet and like telling stories from college.

They're just friends. I'm just friends. Yeah, I'm just friends. Why can't I have millions of dollars like they have? But they don't realize that. They really think it's their community. Your community still loves you. Your community still knows you.

And if you actually have a community, like you say, which I do believe you do, they're not going to immediately throw you away because of one clip where you're laughing at a clear fucking joke. I was at the live show, they're not going anywhere. Your fans fucking love you. Yeah, you said the live show was amazing. It was amazing, and your fans fucking love you. They're not going anywhere.

But what you have done, and this is hopefully the learning moment, is that you have empowered those people that are trying to cancel you. Remember, the people trying to cancel you get off on you being canceled. You having to come out and apologize and bend to their whim and change the disposition of who you are, and it is a change, right? Because you have the ability to edit it out, you chose not to edit it out, didn't mean anything to

you, you only want to edit it or you only want to talk about it now because of the negative reaction. If nobody reacted to it, you wouldn't go back and be like, we feel horrible and we have to protect our community and all this other bullshit you're saying. The learning lesson here is, you do not apologize. Because you're just gonna empower these people who aren't even part of your community in the first place. You guys have built something with people who actually know you and care about you.

And one thing that happens could never sway them. Especially on a podcast where you're joking around. Like, it's ridiculous. That's a learning lesson. And I think also, when you're first going through that, you think about, oh, we have black female fans, I appreciate them so much, they must be so hurt by this. They're not hurt by this, you don't realize that.

You start feeling empathy for people that don't feel bad, that weren't hurt, you know what I mean? You're like, oh, if you're thinking about all the black girls you see at the live shows, blah, blah, those girls are probably so heartbroken, they think, no they don't. They know who you are. Those girls know who you are. They know your joke and go out. So I agree with everything you said, but I think in their situation,

I don't necessarily feel like they shouldn't apologize because their fan base is different. You guys are comedians. You cultivated a fan base that are used to edgy jokes. So their fans tuned into the show and heard them talk or laugh about jokes in a way that they've never done before. And so their fans can be disappointed. So it's like, I don't think it's wrong

to necessarily apologize in that aspect. I would agree with you if the reaction to that episode happened immediately after it came out. There was no negative reaction after it came out. This is like a month, two months after the episode came out. And to me that's indicative of somebody who just likes canceling or causing nonsense on the internet, they're trying to like bait people with, you know, the... This is also on the back end of another thing about them

This supports the thing. Oh, you're already not liking them for whatever and it's not because of them because they're resentful hateful Angry bitter jealous people who see these guys fucking killing it being happy having fun all over they're going for doing Nothing. Yeah Podcasting like it looks like it's the easiest thing in the world. And honestly, it's really not that hard Like I understand why people are resentful the success of podcast. Yeah, podcasting like it looks like it's the easiest thing in the world and honestly, it's really not that hard Like I understand why people are resentful of the success of podcast. Yeah, okay They don't have another thing that they could do to justify where they are Like we we do stand up and everybody you could say whatever you want about stand up But most people are scared to do it. Yeah, it is an art a skill that you can refine

Like say whatever you want about like Draymond Green's podcast, you can't talk that much shit about him hooping. That shit is hard, you can't hoop like him. You might be critical, you say oh I can't shoot, whatever, but you can't hoop like him. You're not gonna lock down seven footers at six, seven, or whatever the fuck he is like he does. And they don't have that other thing to justify what they have.

Stand up, most of you won't even get on the stage. So, yeah. Exactly. So, yeah. Yeah, so people are resentful, so they do this thing, and then they find this podcast clip, just justify whatever BS narrative they're spinning about these guys, and then they throw that on the fire. And that's why I felt bad that they're using us as a tool.

I didn't even know what the joke was. I watched the joke. It's so clearly a joke. Yeah, I know. It's so clearly a joke, and it's funny. We said some crazy, we've said much crazier things and laughed at it. That was so quick and so funny and such a turnaround

that you just have to laugh at it. It's just taking what you said and then turning it around back on. It's like verbal jujitsu and that's why you laugh. I get the position, like it sucks. I do think they're nice guys, but being in that spot, I just don't ever need to apologize for laughing at a joke. If they came on and said the joke,

then maybe they can be like, look, I did something wrong. I said a joke, I shouldn't have said my apologies. But apologize for laughing at a joke. If they came on and said the joke, then maybe they can be like, look, I did something wrong, I said a joke, I shouldn't have said my apologies. But they just laughed at a joke. I laugh at shit that's fucked up. All the time, you see a fat person fall off a building and die and crush a daycare. Yeah. That's funny. Daycare.

Yeah. That is a funny thing. You never saw that? Like a fat person falls off a building and crush an entire daycare. It's extremely funny. Yeah, it is a crazy thing that happened. It's so Like a fat person falls in the building and crushes an entire damn kid. It is extremely funny. Yeah, it is a crazy thing that happened. It's so tragic.

Yeah, Israel does it all the time in Gaza. Actually, that's, yeah. You just start seeing hands go. So that was... To more specific, it does get less funny, but it's still pretty funny. Yeah, that is a good point. That is a good point.

Maybe we went too far. Maybe you guys went too... Anyway, we don't have to bring it back to the Jews, which is often what happens in conversation. That's what Dubb does, though. He doesn't always bring it back to the Jews with this guy. But he had a great time in Vegas. Great time. Wasn't that good? Amazing.

He had a game with your phone so much, bro. It was not so good. Every time the camera cuts to you, Dubb is on his phone. You're like watching the fight and he's like... You see the gun? Oh, I'm sorry. He was videotaping. He was videotaping. Yeah, you're right there in front. Use eyes enjoyed a moment I have to defend him here

It is hard My bad my bad that was insensitive Joke, don't be sorry. You know what? Nah, we have to protect you though. Thanks guys. We have to. Anyway, hopefully this is a learning lesson for them. They are good guys. They're new to this game and they're going to figure it out.

But I have noticed this kind of thing happen with the funny people on YouTube that are podcasters that aren't standups. It's not just them, it's other people as well. And I think it's just because they don't really understand like the essence of jokes. Yeah. Right? And I think that like if they did and jokes were important to them, they would defend the jokes. You will never have a comedian coming here

and apologizing about it because then we'd have to apologize for every single thing we do. We have to apologize for our existence. For them, they're like, all right, we could just apologize and move on. It's gonna come with you. You apologize now. The next time you guys laugh at a fucked up joke about something else,

that community's coming for you. Because everybody's sniffing. It might be black women now, you might make an Asian joke, now the Asians are coming. Everybody out there has their antennas up and they're like, yo, we could cancel these motherfuckers because they're gonna go bend over the second we start lighting up their Twitter.

So hopefully this is a learning lesson for them. But maybe they have different rules in England or something. I don't know. Oh, that's right. Oh yeah, there's software over there too. Like you can't say spaz or the n-word even? Yo! Wait.

What? I mean, you can't. I'm saying you can't. Mark, are you going to get us canceled by the spaz community? I feel like the spaz community is going to come after us. What's it going to do to you? Well, I'm not going to say because I feel like that spaz community is gonna come after them. What's that gonna do to you? Well, I'm not gonna say, because I feel like that would be inappropriate. But they'd probably be really in control.

And have a very measured approach towards whatever was going on. What does spaz mean out there? I think it's Down syndrome. I think it's people with mental disabilities. Oh, what is it here? Just kind of like a kid that has sugar. Yeah, isn't it? Like frosted mini wheats in the morning and then you just act like a child. Yeah. Yeah, so that's what they think retards are in England Yeah, I guess so that's actually fucked up on y'all's part to call them that that's derogatory

Oh, I thought that's where we got spazz from because you're acting like a retard No, I think you're just hyper. Oh I'm a spaz on the mic. Nobody says I'm a spaz on the mic when they have yeah, I'm gonna go retarded mentally retarded Rhymes, I mean like I'm gonna spit some crazy shit on the mic. Go stupid go Go down black eyed pees. Let's get retarded Yo, but that works for Black Eyed Peas. See where it comes from. I tell you.

It comes from the fast, the fast, the fast. Hold on, hold on. The greatest line ever, I forgot the guy's name, but I posted it on the story a little few days ago, is a rap song. Fuck, I'm forgetting it, but wait three years or something, Miley Cyrus. I just want to fuck every year.

Yeah, he goes, I exchange V cards with the retards. Oh yeah. That one's crazy. Bro, that right there should be illegal. We need a rap genius for that. For him to be like, I don't mean literal retards, I just mean girls that are dumb. Yeah.

Legal age women that are very stupid. Anyway, anyway. You know who was canceled recently? Who? Puff Diddy. For the baby oil. Yeah. Don't do it again. A thousand bottles of lube and baby oil was taken from his estate. That's a lot of butt fucking raking. That's a lot of butt fucking raking. Do you see the racial jokes that he's making? I don't know what it's for. I thought we turned it into legal.

Yo, you need to apologize to black men. Apologize to black men's ankles and elbows. I apologize to ashy black men. All right, fair enough. Apologize to my knuckles right now. Now, did he gotta come out and say that? Diddy gotta be like, listen, I'm Ash. He's got nothing to do with butt sex. I'm an ashy dude.

Yeah, it's dry up here. Or whatever. He's locked up. So Diddy's officially in jail. Yeah, I knew that. I know the thousand bottles of baby oil. That's insane. I heard an interesting take.

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And he was like, I think this all happened once that dude came out and said that Diddy hired the guy who killed Tupac. I thought that all this Diddy stuff stemmed from his lawsuit with the liquor company that owns Siroc. So apparently did he won like a Billion dollar lawsuit before like racial discrimination with the liquor company that owns Siroc Yeah, and he won it like they were gonna have to pay up and then all this shit happened afterwards So I'm like, oh wow imagine being a person complaining about racism. Ain't that crazy? I mean, yeah the racist you're

You're not even know You're born here. Yeah the so I thought that's what it was and I thought that these you know billion dollar, you know liquor Mafias are like, you know, they're in the pockets of these politicians and they're like, hey listen look into this guy He's got some fucked up shit. He wants to take billions from us. Well, you're gonna have to do yes but and he wants to take billions from us, well, you're gonna have to deal with this. But he said that this guy, and I guess the guy alleged that Diddy was the one who contracted him to kill Tupac, is that? I think so, yeah.

Okay. And that guy had been locked up. So my buddy was basically saying, like, listen, that guy's been in jail. So he's had a year to cooperate with the feds. So he's had a year to learn everything about Diddy. He goes, furthermore, Diddy stuff kept getting leaked. The hotel video all of a sudden is leaked.

Like the fact that there are these videos of all these sexual escapades is leaked. Like all this information is getting leaked almost to like sway the public. Because if out of nowhere they just locked up Diddy, maybe the public would be like, what is this? This is horrible, this is racist, how are you gonna take down this successful dude?

Now that you've got a video of him beating the shit out of the girl, what is her name? Cassie, right? Now that it's kind of like known and accepted that he's having these crazy sex parties, there might be some drug trafficking going on. It's almost like they're preparing the public for the take down of this very powerful man.

And I wonder if it does come from that dude. I don't know, I just, an angle I didn't see. What do you guys think? That's interesting. Yeah. I just thought that those rumors were out there. I guess him coming out and saying it was different, I got hired, but yeah, I would,

I'd always heard rumors that he had bingy killed like you hear wild shit about Diddy for decades yeah yeah yeah yeah fair enough I don't know yeah cuz he said that quite a while ago like it was a space and time before since he did that interview and said that Diddy put a price on Tupac's head because he didn't actually contract that particular person it was like some meeting in a hotel where he was saying I'll put a mill on his head. And then these guys said, oh shit, we know there's a price on his head. Damn, a million and 94?

We happen to be in Vegas at the same time. Let's get that mill. Yeah. And you write about million 97 with inflation. What the fuck is that now? That's crazy money. So his three charges are racketeering, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in prostitution. Hmm. Those are the three things. I mean, yeah, apparently some of these girls are underage, which is going to be its own different thing.

But I believe the Siroc thing more than anything. I didn't put that together, but that makes the most sense. And probably if you're Siroc, you've been hearing all this shit, you probably know some shit. And we're like, we protected you. And you're gonna sue us for crazy money. All right, let's go. You know, it's just Cassie. It's not our job to protect you anymore. That's right. Now that we're not in business, we're not silencing

shit. I feel like it was just Cassie because like, everybody talked in the industry, maybe not to this degree. But like everybody would talk about the people just waiting for somebody to step up. And the moment she opened that gate, like everybody, now all his security's doing interviews, everybody around him's doing interviews, they're trying to clear their name or whatever,

because they know they were around it and seeing some of this fuck shit. And so I think that's really what happened. Yeah, I know it's kind of a trope to say, like it's brave to come forward, and like it seems like it's law's meaning. For her, every human being knew some shit about Diddy that knew him, and nobody, they were all scared.

It's incredibly brave. And she's just like, nah, here's everything. That's the thing, a lot of the people that are powerful that do this kind of stuff, coming out, well, I mean, it's coming out, you can argue no matter what, is brave because you also have to deal with the scrutiny of that. But like- For her especially. Yeah, it's like, even coming out saying, like, Diddy doesn't pay his taxes is brave because you also have to deal with the scrutiny of that. But like for her especially.

Yeah, it's like even coming out saying like Diddy doesn't pay his taxes is brave. Yeah. You could give Merck for that. Yeah. And if it doesn't come through, everybody leaves you out in the cold. It's not like you get protected. Once you come out and accuse a powerful man or something, it's not like you get like Secret Service protection.

Yeah. You alone. Yeah. And the other you either get touched or lawyers fucking bankrupt you. Oh. Like even though the legal ways that they could drain you are crazy. Yeah, and the other you either get touched or lawyers fucking bankrupt you like even though the legal the legal ways that they could drain you are crazy because You have to engage a lawyer. Yeah in order to fight

Anything that comes in so anybody can sue anybody. Yeah for anything and you have to call a lawyer to help you with that And every time you you call them, that's money. Every hour they spend, that's money. They could send, what's it called, the allegation after allegation. They could literally drown you. So if you don't have deep pockets, which a lot of these people who are taking advantage of don't, you're not gonna take advantage of some princess because she got deep pockets.

She gonna fuck you and her parents are powerful as well. So. Yeah, all you need is one cease and desist. Hey, stop talking about this or we're taking you to court. And then you don't even have to get people active. You could literally just have a letter and have lawyers come up. If that guy will do that to you in a hotel lobby,

think what he'll do behind closed doors. Think about how arrogant Diddy was. Oh, insane. That he knows what he's done in his life. Yeah. Diddy's either incredibly arrogant or incredibly innocent because he knows what he's done in his life, either nothing or something, and chose to stay in America. Russell Simmons knew he f***ed all them girls,

so he fled to Bali and did f***ing Pilates for the last six years. You can deny it if you want to, but you ain't been back to America in quite a while. Yeah, like let's call it what it it is Nobody goes to Bali during a rainy season You are there every single day. Yeah, right and with the balls to even comment on shit Did he could have left? Yeah, he could have went somewhere. I mean Epstein could have left. Yeah, incredibly arrogant I don't think I think it's arrogance because he said he would though. I think he's still running an opera I think he was still running an operation and I think that was still running an operation. And I think that it was... I think he got flipped on by people that he was working with.

So then the question is why was Diddy filming all these people? Like, sure, you could just be filming people because, like, you're a freak and you have all these weird sexual perquities. He thinks he's untouchable. That's the arrogance, too. He said Cassie's a liar knowing there's hotel footage out there. He knew that. He thought he paid to have it buried. I 100% agree with you.

I think that that is the arrogance. Or it's a Whitey Bolger situation. You guys know Whitey Bolger? Oh yeah. The Boston Irish mob guy who was a Fed. And he was working with the Feds. So he could do whatever he wants with impunity because he knows he's helping out the Feds. So maybe. When he said he was a Fed, you mean he was an informant. Yeah, it was informed

So maybe I think which is what mark is alluding to maybe we don't know these are all allegations Or allegedly these are allegedly sir Maybe did he was cooperating maybe did he had protection? Maybe did he was sharing some of that surveillance footage or whatever it was that he had with certain, I don't know, three-letter organizations. And because of that, he felt safe. He felt protected. He's like, they're not going to let me go through this, all the stuff I gave them.

I don't know. Again, I don't know. This is a conspiracy theory. But as someone that's if you're blackmailing someone, the worst thing you can do is be exposed, have exposure on you. So like in order for Epsi to blackmail people, people can't know he's a blackmailer. You know what I mean? In order for Diddy to have people again, this is a conspiracy theory. But if people are coming to his party and he's filming them,

which is according to the prosecution, he has tapes of people at these freak offs. Yeah. You know, for what purpose and why does he feel so confident? I would assume, I guess if I'm gonna try to climb into that guy's mind, there's a lot of stuff about power that he gets off on.

Like that's what the freak off is, really ruined a fun term by the way, that's what the freak off is, is like, I'm gonna make you do this thing. Watching a tape is just, I'm seeing my power being exerted again and again. That's why I would take it. Yeah. It's like a token. Yeah. Like a serial killer keeps like a button from a victim's shirt.

And then you like inherently have power over them. So whether he was sharing it with organizations, again, it's all speculation. No one knows, but he definitely has power over them. Yeah. Yeah. Like if someone's trying to step out of line and like fuck him over, all he has to do is send a picture and be like, yo, by the way, do you remember this? And then any problem he has with that person that came to his party at any time goes away.

Yo, you know what's real funny is that like, shifts and gigs is going through this shit right now. You wanna know someone who really hates black women? Yeah. Yeah. What about the guy who beat the shit out of one and dragged her through the fucking hotel room? What about the guy who's being accused of like sex trafficking them around the country? Like what about the guy who's being accused of drug? Like there your energy could be spent much more wisely. Much more wisely.

Than the people who laughed at a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Much more wise. But again, it's not about helping. Helping. It's about self. About feeling power. How can I feel power? You can feel power with Diddy.

The feds already got him. Yeah. So you need something else. Yeah. So you think Diddy makes it through this trial or what? This feels very Epstein-ish. Because they got the tapes, they got the records, there's a lot of people nervous right now probably. You think Jay-Z's gonna have him killed?

You said a lot of people name somebody that's not Jay-Z because that's the first person we've all been told it is. Jay-Z's not gonna come out. Did he freak off bro? I don't think Jay's gonna. Jay, wasn't it that story that don't think that I don't think there's gonna Jay Jay Didn't wasn't it that story that Jay wore a condom to get head from super head Yeah, that discipline that does not allow you to be at a baby oil freak off from yeah. Yeah Yeah, like there's no that mother Jay is Disciplined I believe it. I just want you to throw throw a name out there this. Oh, I don't know anybody that's in these free calls I'm just saying there are a lot of people they they say they have a lot of.

What was it? Did they say the amount of hours of footage or something like that? I didn't see that. But they say they have a lot of somebody getting paid. It's great tax dollars to watch this. How crazy is that? Jerking off. That is their job for the next three months.

Yeah. To watch a dirty fuck guys in the butt. Like what a crazy country we live in. You joined the CIA, you joined the FBI because you wanted to fight evil. And now you just got to watch Diddy have sex with video vixens, male and female, for three months. Yeah, we got to watch the guy that volunteers for that. He's like, I'll do it. You're like, what? What? I think Diddy thinks he can beat this because his lawyer said that he was supposed to turn himself in the following day. And they just, they took him in.

He also didn't want to be arrested outside of his house or whatever. Like you don't want public photographs. No, I know. Yeah. But I wonder what changed why they arrested him early. I think he just pulled up. He was like, all right, I'm here. No, no, no. They went to arrest him at his hotel. I think he just pulled up. He was like, all right, I'm here. No, no, no. No, they arrested him at his hotel room.

I thought he turned himself in. No, he was supposed to turn himself in the day after. Put it this way. And you guys can probably speak to this more than I can, at least you can, Al. If the feds are after you. Good luck. Right?

Yeah, it's a wrap. It's a wrap today. Yeah. And where's he being tried in the Southern District? Real quick, and I'm going to fuck up this story. But there was a very famous story recently of this guy who died on a boat in the Mediterranean. I'm going to fuck this whole story up because I haven't read enough. But basically, I'm pretty sure that this guy was sued by the federal government and won. Okay. And then he ended up randomly dead on a because his boat got flipped or something like that in the middle of Mediterranean. And they're saying because it got windy. A water spout apparently hit the mast and knocked this boat down. A gigantic boat. The point being, they're going to get you one way or another. The feds? If they

believe that you did the fucked up thing, you're going down. It could be wrong, but we're talking about the 95% conviction rate or something like that in the feds. So I think they're basically like, hey, listen, Diddy, you did the shit. Or there's enough powerful people out there like I don't trust him being an operative anymore, time for you to go. Who knows, this could all be bullshit. But it feels to me that it is very important

to some people out there that Diddy goes down. Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's like a hypothetical that if the feds want you, they're going to get you. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was even talking to a guy the other day, this guy, Frank Parlato, he was like the main journalist that exposed NXIVM. Oh, the cult. Yeah. And he basically like did the whole expose. He took them down. The reason he took them down is because they came for him because he was a consultant that then left. And so they came after him, like try to sue him into oblivion and he basically exposed their whole thing eventually got him all arrested But uh, he was saying that after the case it actually changed the precedent for sex trafficking in New York

It is interesting that this guy Raniere got His indicted on sex trafficking and basically what he says and he actually regrets this is what he told me again This is what he said that basically sex trafficking now specifically with the grand jury because grand juries apparently are super malleable from prosecution like the Like the old saying is like a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich is like the the term that people use that you could a grand Jury, you can just roll over. What does grand jury mean to the selection of your peers? It is but the prosecution is selected and so you get like the best prosecutors and you get more of them or something to that effect. And then in a grand jury at

the closing statements, the prosecution leads the closing statement and then the defense gets a word and the prosecution gets another word at the end, which gives you a huge advantage when it comes to persuading. Yeah, that's the last thing in your mind before you convict. The first thing and the last. Yeah. Whoa. So apparently grand jury... And you just need majority. That's right. Oh, you don the last thing in your mind before you convict. The first thing and the last thing. Yeah, whoa. So apparently- And you just need majority. That's right, that's right. Oh, you don't need unanimous vote, that's right. So it's basically a system that's set up

to be like, hey, we need this guy clipped. Because convictions are also really important for DAs and it's like, it helps the whole system to get these convictions. Also, if everything is like pending and you get hung jury after hung jury after hung jury, it costs so much money, it takes so much time. So there's kind of a system where again,

they can kind of like manipulate these grand juries a little more. This is from what people have spoken to. He says that the sex trafficking laws in New York have changed to the degree that if you basically introduce someone, this is he says like the worst case and there's been precedent for this since the next thing. If let's say one guy introduces a girl to another guy and they

have sex and it's consensual and it's fine, and the other guy rewards the first dude in any way, shape or form, whether it's like, hey, let me buy you a drink, that girl was awesome, thanks for setting me up, that can be considered sex trafficking. Wow. This is what he said again, I don't know exactly. He says it can go even as far as to expressing gratitude. So like a text message like, dude, you're the man, thanks so much for setting me up. He's, again, this guy Pallado says that the precedent now

since that case that he helped expose, now can kind of wrap up anyone that's ever been set up by someone under sex trafficking. Now this is how these- All you amazing wingmen's out there. Yeah, watch out. Watch out. This is what he said.

But this is how these things work. You have a situation where there is a guy who's, let's say a pimp or something like that, or even like a girl is a pimp, somebody who's running some other girls. You give a girl to another dude. You don't even accept payment. You're just doing it because that's what your skill is. You've got a bunch of girls, you're passing around, and maybe you get payment from something else. You get payment from getting a percentage of this business thing, or you get to invest in this company in early seeds. They try to create protection for the women,

which I think makes a lot of sense. They're like, if the only way we can clip this guy is to prove that money was exchanged, then we can't protect these girls. Then politicians go and they go, I wanna have the Protect Women Act. And then what person could possibly be the Patriot Act or the Protect Women Act. So now you have these rules that can be taken advantage of by very innocent cases, meaning a guy connects his boy with a girl. Then he goes, bro, that was the most amazing,

she was the hottest she could do, let me take you out to dinner or something, this girl's fucking amazing, she's so hot, and if you want, you could clip that guy through this law that was genuinely made to protect women. Yeah, if they wanna come after you. Yeah, if they wanna come after you. The feds are not gonna fucking send a letter

to someone for being a wingman, but if you're in jail or if you're being indicted and you have A bunch of tax fraud and shit and they can also throw this on throw it on pile it on That Wow, that's kind of like the Rico thing It's like hey if you did anything criminal involving a business or commercial entity in any capacity like now you're on racketeering Yeah, so like they expand these things get these mob guys, but then there's other people that then can fall under Yeah, and they're not gonna peel it back. And then you can even just have precedent.

So you don't even necessarily need to do the law. You can just be like, oh, well in this case, this happens. So therefore, in future cases, this other thing will happen the same way. And we're back. Listen, I've discovered a couple things this week on the internet that I'd like to share with you guys. You know, I'm not a gatekeeper,

but so obviously, you know, my obsession with Indian Instagram, it's not TikTok because TikTok is not allowed there. But Indian Instagram is absolutely incredible. I suggest that you watch a couple of videos like them and just let the algorithm do its thing. My Instagram is so beautifully curated to only see Indian people doing absolutely hilarious shit. It doesn't matter what they do. It's hilarious. There's a guy who just cuts watermelons and opens them and screams.

So this is my man. I love this guy. Okay, now go to some of the other ones. Can you go to the mud thing? Oh, can I go to the mud thing? The mud thing was absolutely exceptional. I don't want to believe the mud thing. Obviously, it's like a fun little joke. But Instagram wants me to believe it. I get it.

Because this right here is, does anybody know what this is? It's just little kids playing around. They are 25 years old. This is full grown adults. And he got the Indian flag behind him. I almost feel like this is like Pakistanis like trying to troll. Yeah, it might be. It's gotta be. Right. Yeah. Like, because why would you?

Why is he? He loves that mud. He's going. He can't breathe. He can't breathe. Oh, no, he can't breathe. It's a Sion from Pakistan. I think it's a Sion from Pakistan. I mean, look at him burying that face in that mud. Oh, man. And then the back handspring mud dive is crazy.

So, guys, give me one of these real quick. Yo. That looks fun, don't it? Yo! Pakistan! I think it's Pakistan, bro. I think you've got to blame Pakistan for this. I really do.

OK, give us more. Give us more. I mean, I promise you, there is, it's actually heartbreaking knowing that I'll never create anything funnier than just a random Indian guy with his phone because it is unbelievable. Oh, they did not find a little crack.

Oh, dude, I think they made a little crack. Oh no, oh no. Oh, he's stuck. Oh, there's so much of this, like, we gotta get our friend out of that crack. Oh. Oh. Say it. Say it.

Yo, what is this? I'm telling you, dude, it is the best, the best. Shout out, India. Shout out to content creators on Instagram Reels. You have given me so much joy over the past week. This one is clearly set up to try to get views, which is so funny. Almost worse. That have given me so much joy over the past week. This one is clearly set up to try to get views, which is so fun. It's almost worse. That's what's so funny. All of it is kind of like set up and this one, it's so good. Keep going, keep going,

keep going. I mean, I sent so many to the group chat. But like, in case you didn't know where to focus on. They put the arrow. I mean, it is very like Bollywood inspired, which is actually kind of fire. Oh. Like you'll see a ton of them where it's like... They put the graphics? Like my girl left me and the guy was another guy, but then I got money. Yeah. And then he like walked by with like a chain and the girl's like,

What did I do? Yeah, it's fire. I like them. There's some production value. I think you just gotta... We gotta thank the Imbani's for this, because they gave everyone self-service. That is true. Wait, did they do that?

Yeah, that was one of the Imbani brothers. I think Mukesh, the one who's wedding. Yeah, so we have them to thank. Yo Shout out the Imbanis man what you've done the joy you've given me over the last seven days. It's unprecedented I need you to click immediately on i've sent like 30 of these to the group chat Nobody responds to a single one And I keep on sending. Oh, we gotta send people to Grandi's new page. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so Graham wizard chat word We can't say has gotten his page blocked from Instagram. He has come back with a vengeance new Instagram pages Grandavious gr a and D a v I

Ous go follow it immediately. I need every one of y'all to go out there and support grandee. This is the funniest Instagram account on the internet This one was good Any ones are good, but then the Jewish ones are also pretty good There's a lot of anti-Semitism on the internet. Yeah, but sometimes they get the joke, right? And it is... Yeah, that was... Mwah! Can you see this one? That was how you feel about that one. Go right here. Can you make it bigger?

Jewish piano? Yeah. One of my faves. We share it too. Guys. Do you guys really? We love a good Jewish joke. Thank you! See? Anti-Semite right there. Yeah, you are an anti-Semite for that.

Wait, can we talk about the Super Bowl controversy? We never even spoke about that. I thought we did. Kendrick? The new thing? I don't know if we did. We didn't? We didn't talk about Kendrick, I don't think.

We didn't talk about Kendrick. Do you think he did this just to troll Drake and Cole? Because in first-person shooter, they keep saying they're as big as the Super Bowl. And then he's like, you know what? I'll just do the Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, it's just such a tricky thing. Like, yeah, I don't know if he did it to troll him.

I definitely think he did it to troll him when he said there's no round two. That was a clear shot. Yeah. But I think, are you sure we didn't talk about this? I mean, we did. I can't remember. We didn't. Because the biggest. mean, we did. I can't remember. We didn't. Because the biggest... Maybe because we talk about our own idiots. We talk about our own idiots.

The biggest nail in the coffin, or the final nail in the coffin, would be if Drake brings out Wayne... Kendrick. Sorry, if Kendrick brings out Wayne at the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's a wrap. It is, yeah. That is over. I think that's also part of his thing. I can say, he probably could have done this before.

I do think there's a reason he put his hat in this year for his name, and I don't know if that's how it works, but he's open to it this year, or as I don't think he would have been before. And I also think if Wayne got it and brought out Drake, that would have helped out Drake a lot. It's huge. And he was like, let's squash that,

let's get out in front of that or the war type shit. And then if he can bring Wayne out, it's fucking, woof, that's big. I mean, yeah, if- It's just the best move. Kendrick's had the biggest year. Like it was either Kendrick or Taylor. Yeah.

Two big as are. I'm shocked Taylor didn't do it. Yeah, I'm surprised. Taylor don't need to. But I mean, if she did, if she not. Now, I will say this I don't know if Taylor serves the football watching audience like I don't know if I

Would argue she's already serving the football watching audience just by being at the Chiefs games And it's no no chiefs make the Super Bowl. No, it would be crazy. But uh What I say is like, I don't know if the average like football fan listens to Taylor Yeah, where the average football man definitely has heard this Kendrick song. Yeah Why I also think her PR team Taylor's team is like, you know You perform at the Super Bowl is gonna be a lot of negative PR tons of negative Yeah, they're already hating on you for having like two minutes of cutaways during a game. Yeah, you do the halftime show I feel like the Super Bowl, it's more

different than non-football fans watching than actual footballers. Also, apparently Jay-Z chooses this and I could see him. It's been Rap-X or like Black-X, I guess, since he took over. And I think he probably is going to choose Kendrick over Taylor. Yeah. And I feel like it's so stupid for people to be complaining, like, yo, we have a rapper performing at the fucking Super Bowl. Be happy.

It's almost like it's never enough with you guys. Doesn't it kind of feel like that for me? Dude, also, I've found a legendary. This is like an OG amazing. I never got this. You sent this. I think I've seen this one. Have I showed you this like ten times?

Yeah, you sent this. This is the funniest thing. I never got it. And I think it's a horrible... Now I feel bad. Now I'm scared. This is a horrible example of Indian Instagram and I don't want anybody to judge Indian Instagram by this. Baby, I want cool drink. No baby, it's not good for health. Okay, no cool drink? Break up. no, Koringa. Break up. Break up.

Break up. Break up. Break up. Idea. Vidya! One! I have your father number. Oh Shit I hate you! Did you hate my father, my best friend? No, baby. No, baby.

New idea for the ball! Go, go, go! That's a banger, dude. I don't get it. The accent is up. I was just laughing at the sound coming out of the picture. Baby! Baby!

Mark sent me that and he's like, this is the funniest thing that's ever been created. I think years ago, this might have been half a decade ago I sent you that video. Bro, there's one of a Zoom call with like a teacher trying to do a Zoom class and these guys start arguing on the Zoom and it's so fucking funny. I wish I can find it. Let me see if I can find it. Also, just phone number out there. That dad's numbers. Oh shit, we can call him.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we might have to prank him. Let him know his traveling ass daughter is getting cold drinks. I mean, how dare she? Yeah, it's not good for health. Dude, yeah, we got to go to India, man. Immediately. We got to go to India., we gotta jump in that mud.

How can you not? How can you not? How can you not? I mean, it is, when you're in India, let me, and I mean this, I don't, I'm not trying to like insult here, do you eat the street food? Can you handle? No, I cannot. Okay.

So it wouldn't be applicable. There are places that will make that same food with bottled water, and that's where I'll eat. Like you can get the Bonnie Booty with the bottled water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, probably other things, but that's the main thing. I saw a guy cutting meat with his big toenail. That's you.

No. I eat the big toenail. But I don't cut the meat with it. He was using his big toe to slice the meat in half. That's fire. I failed to see the issue. That was a really effective response. I have nothing. I can't say anything to that. All I'm saying is that there is the link in the flagrant. Yeah, but you don't have to watch it here, but to me, I don't know Indians laugh at this one a lot. All right, let me see. Let me see. Let me pull this up. My cute face just popped up.

Like what the fuck is going on? It's in the flagrant. It should be in the flagrant. You guys are ready. I need to find y'all some heat. This is a. Yeah, hold on. This is, she's just trying to conduct a Zoom class, get these guys to cooperate.

So, Unati and Radhika, please just look into it and ensure that Saad becomes a part of any of the groups. I mean, that is quite doable. Yeah. And Siddharth, it's a request. Please contribute to them, whatever. I try to contribute, ma'am. There's nobody picking up my calls.

I can't do anything. See, Siddharth, I mean, I can't help it, but if there's so much of friction, it's better not to work together. I mean, They want to group and come at me. They can come at me. They can come at me. They can come at me.

They can come at me. They can come at me. They can come at me. They can come at me. They can come do anything. See Siddharth, I mean I can't help it but if there is so much of friction it's better not to work together. They want to group and come at me, they can come at me. I don't give a shit about them. Who are they? They are nothing. Calm down please. Ya, probably my servant earns more than Benaik's dad.

Bro, don't cross the line. I am leaving. You four foot two inch, you are a bitch. No, don't cross the line. I'm waiting for you to 4'4", 2'2". What is... This is unacceptable to that. There is a reason why nobody likes associating with you. There is a reason why your girlfriend likes associating with everybody else other than you. Oh shit!

Don't say that. Don't say nonsense. Yeah. Sidharth, the issue is resolved. You have to join some other group. He is here. I will kill him. Sidharth, you speak to me after the session. The session gets over. No, no. Sidharth, please. Binayak, how much does your dad earn? That shit kills me dude. That shit kills me.

Funniest content on planet earth right now coming out of India and it's not even close. It's not even close. It's not even close. Paws always kills me. How much does your daughter earn? She's begging him to stop. He's quiet. And what is that? What a callback.

It's just some Zoom, I don't know how they put it out there, it was some Zoom class. But probably during COVID, teachers teaching over Zoom and they got to do a group project and then there's just a cease-challenge to mediate this issue. Yeah. That's great. I mean, yeah, we just need to watch it. We gotta go, we gotta meet these guys. Oh, I already have all the people that I wanna hang out with.

I wanna do Watermelon Guy. There's another guy that's like incredibly skinny. He's kinda like weird. But he does a lot of content that's really good. I need to go into the mud diving guys. Need to connect with them. I'm gonna put a list of them together. I mean, I sent it to the group chat, but none of you guys responded

because you're all pieces of fuck. So, I mean, I always wanna go find my good ones just so that you guys can enjoy and indulge in this. Guys, what else is going on in the world today? Oh, I saw Beetlejuice. Oh, I heard it was fire. I saw a film. Have you seen the first one?

I did see the first one. Okay, how is it? I've heard this is really good. It is good. It is good. You missed Vegas for Beetlejuice. Why do you need the sphere when you have the rectangle? I can't talk about that. When you have the rectangle you don't always need the circle. This guy's always doing too much. He's always chasing too much. You know what I mean? Why can't you just be happy with the theater? He's the reason the theaters are dying. It's his fault. You put yourself in a second. Thanks.

That was just salad right there. Why don't you go see Beal's? Did you see that movie as a child? I saw it as a tween. Oh, so you've seen it. Yeah, yeah, I saw the original. So, fantastic movie. Please give us your, as I send you this one to the group,

please give us. You guys so are too. I haven't seen the new one, I want to. Shultz? I haven't seen it, but I did hear an interesting thing about it. I heard that Michael Keaton is only in it for, like, between like five or 15 minutes total. Yeah, but it's also only a 90-minute movie.

Yeah. So, like, yeah, he's in it probably, like, I would say probably 15. So he apparently said that he wouldn't be in it any longer than he was the first movie. So the whole thing I think with the first movie was the fear of Beelzebub. Like don't say it three times or else he's gonna show up.

And what's interesting is like the revisionist history we have on that movie, very similar to Independence Day, where the way I remember that movie is that he was the star of the movie and he was in it the entire time. I thought so too. He's in it for five, 10, 15 minutes tops. Can't forget it.

But he's so unique, interesting, charismatic that you think the whole movie is him. Also the title helps. Yeah. Independence Day, what's that? Hannibal Lecter has this. Yeah, Hannibal Lecter is another one. But Independence Day with Will Smith,

I thought he was the protagonist of the movie. Yeah. You know, Will is so fucking charming. Yeah, I guess he's one of three. He is the C-plot. That's wild. I mean, if you even just asked me now, I'd be like, yeah, he's in the whole movie.

Might be in the whole movie. But that's how unbelievably charismatic. Yeah, the character's like unbelievable. Well, you said five to 15 minutes, then I was like, yeah, he's in the whole movie. My repeat is in the whole movie. But that's how unbelievably charismatic. Like, yeah, the character is like unbelievable. Well, you said five to 15 minutes. Then I was like, wait, was he in it a bunch the first time? And I guess not. It's an Alec Baldwin Winona Ryder movie. Yeah.

Yeah. And the girl who's in Field and Gregg. Gina Gershon. No, no, no, no. Yeah, Gina Davis. Gina Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the big stars.

Yeah. He's barely in it, but he's so weird, unique, and funny. It's really fun, I would recommend going see it. No, I heard the plot is nothing like the first one. Yeah, I mean, it's like, there's a ton of like, homages and like, threads that tie through to the first one, it's really fun. And like, I think they kinda got into this place

where they had like, three or four great sequel ideas and plots for the sequel. And instead of picking one or two, they kinda did all four. Blended them, yeah. And so the pacing is a little fast. Yeah. But it's extremely engaging and so fun. The whole time I was just like, this is the fun. I'm having a blast. Oh, really?

I'm so glad I'm not in Vegas. Literally, I was watching it. I'm so glad I'm not meeting Shaquille. This is that would suck. Shaq is the man I just want to say. Yeah, he's fucking awesome. And also when you go to a Shaq show, it is, the perception of like a quote unquote celebrity DJ

is that they're just gonna play like the hits and it's just gonna be easy. It is hard dubstep. I love that. Really? Oh, it is boom, boom, boom. The cage shaker's like just fucking going for it. How would you know? Shaq shit?

He wasn't there. You're mean, dude. He Wikipedia'd it. Yeah, they have it on Wikipedia. Hard dubstep. It is just intense, pounding. I've heard that he's actually into DJing. He loves it.

Yes. And people ask him about basketball, and he's like, whatever. And then they ask him about music, and he's like, oh, let's go. I'm locked in. He's like, you and Paddle. Exactly they ask him about music and he's like, oh, let's go. I'm locked in. He's like you and Paddle. Exactly.

It's exactly. And shout out to P1 Paddle. We played both days we were there. 100% in 90 degree Las Vegas heat. Dove box office again or what? Dove box office. Day one, Andrew came back well, day two. But yeah, they did good.

They did good. They did good. Oh wow. Have you taken this seriously? Have you been focusing on stand-up in your career? No. This is my singular focus. But continue on top of just Shaq.

We followed up with, you know, a nice visit with. Yeah, we went to go see 50 and his guys, Star. Star is the fuck I meant. They're both fucking great. Tony Ayo is just hilarious. So that 50 and Tony's relationship is just hilarious. Like, Tony's just like a wild boy, he'll be saying funny shit. We gotta get him on stage for one minute,

like doing stand-up. And then 50 is teasing him about the wild shit that Tony said, and then there's meme culture built into it. They're also aware of it. Remember when 50's like, why you gotta say fuck me for? Or whatever that is. At one point, Tony says it after something 50 said to him. So you're witnessing these guys who are also

aware of what's going on in the internet, but have clearly been friends for decades. And without any of the pretense of, I need to be cool. I'm a rapper, I can only be cool. It's people who are comfortable with themselves, and it's refreshing to see. Because you've been around some famous people who like I Need to uphold whatever the image of me is and what people think of me. Yeah, and I

Don't know from what I get from from them is like I know what I think of me So I don't give a fuck and I'm just gonna be what I want. All right It's funny you saw Shaq and 50 the same night. I think they're both like that. Yeah, I think Shaq is like, yeah I like rave music. I'm just going to, I'm going to go for it. Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. Shaq seems super secure. And Mark, you know what's crazy about this? That was just night one. Just night one. It was no big deal. Next morning. Then we went to, uh,

we called her an Uber. Poppy steak Europe's come back we did you have a show in Vegas though? Say what did you have a show? When what night that was Friday? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that was great. We have found a blue Yeah, I found blue found blue is about to yeah, I heard that's the building out there Found blue is gonna is gonna put the pressure on the win. So for the last, I don't know, how many years? Five, six, seven years, the win has been the...

Decade. I don't know what the casino's like, I didn't go to the casino. But just as the hotel, the win has been the one. It's like elegant, it's like elevated, it's nice, whatever. And Found Blue, crazy story to end up getting built, but it is, it's the best hotel in Vegas. Yeah, it's the most expensive building in Vegas.

I heard one of the most expensive in the world. It is insane. And, but like, when it comes to like restaurants, vibe, party, you're in it and you're just like, oh, this is the one. Yeah. And it's gonna be really interesting to see what happens. Because now the win, who hasn't had to do anything

for the last seven years, they gotta pivot. Because the last thing you wanna do is start to feel a little older. And I think that's what Found Blue's gonna do. I think Found Blue is gonna age the clientele and the win up. Because I think the young people are gonna be like, well, I wanna go to Poppy Stake like when I'm in Miami.

Oh, I wanna go to Liv. Liv Beach, you've got Dom Dala and then John Summit. Like when I'm in Miami. Oh, like when I'm in Miami. Cause those are Miami haunts that now they have transferred. Dude, that's the thing I realized when I went to Vegas, anytime a place has got like a really great local brand and they wanna expand, almost always Vegas first.

Carbone, Vegas. Anything that, if you're in Vegas and there's some great restaurant in New York or L.A. or Miami, just wait. It's coming to you. But think about it, right? Like, it makes a lot of sense. Of course. The places that you choose are really important because they cultivate the personnel and they

cultivate the clientele of your casino, the acts you get. Everything is really important because it sets a precedent for who goes to your casino and who goes to that casino is who you wanna be with when you go there. When you go to Vegas, you say it like maybe in an older hotel, you're like circus, circus and there's a bunch of people on the fucking little. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The rascals. The rascals are at the slots, you're like, I don't know if this is the vibe that I want yet, maybe when I'm 80, that's what I want, but right now. And they got Grutman, and they got, there's got Dave Grutman, who has all the restaurants out there in Miami, and he's taking care of that aspect of it.

They basically, they assembled it really fucking well around vibe and party. And I think a lot of casinos are like, how can I just assemble around casino? Because that is what makes money. But what makes you want to be there is vibe party, and then once you're there, the whales go, well I want to be at the best vibe party. I mean, yeah, I'm going to drop a million dollars

in the casino, but I also want to be around all the cool. Where's the cool thing at? And then if you want the quieter one, they've got Mother Wolf, they've got China Club, which is like, they have both versions. And it seems like, it genuinely seems like we're dick riding and yes, they paid me to do a show there, 100%.

But also, you also have to understand how this thing works. It's not like, at this point, we don't get paid to do a show. We pay ourselves. We do a show at a venue. Yeah, and the people buy tickets, and then that money goes to us.

So it's not like... Found Blue's not paying you a bag to do X, Y, Z. You get paid what you bring in. So if nobody comes, then I don't get anything, and then if people come, then I get it, right? So it's like, and I've done other shows out there. I've gone to Vegas a while, for a while now. Like I used to go to Summer League a bunch like that. That's where we stayed at Encore, the win. Party, if you're going to party and you

want it to be like young or more fun, you're at Fallon Blue. If you want it to be like older and like Asiany, you go to win. It's older and Asiany. They know, the win is trying to attract rich Asians to go gamble, which is vibes. If you're a fucking rich Asian, go there. But if you want young fun, they had this, you know, John Sumit is the DJ. He's the guy right now. Like it's... You've heard his songs.

He's, yeah, he's the sweetest fucking guy. And he's like one of these... This is rare that this happens where like the nice, very sweet guy, girls are fucking upset. Like girls are gonna, I almost think this guy needs like security. Really? Because he's genuinely nice.

Yeah. And girls are gonna take advantage of that and make him cum in them. Like we need protection, like John needs to get his tube stopped because he's so kind that I feel like a girl, just cum in, he'll be like, okay. You know, and he's too big to just be coming in. He needs a condom handler.

He needs a condom handler and someone to roll it on and make sure it's on like halfway through. Diddy's looking for a job. Job. You're like, Johnny did the baby whale? Do you like the baby whale stuff? So, but yeah, he did the fucking show. It was, yeah, it was crazy.

That's awesome. No, it was vibes. It was... Yeah, it was crazy. That's awesome. No, it was vibes. It was vibes. Like, that's where... When we go to Vegas, I would recommend a stay. But if you want to play Mahjong... If you want to play Mahjong, you go to the win. Okay, what do we got here? All right, this came from Miles.

Just to send us off from the top rope. All right? Oh, Jesus. Will they figure out who is not Indian? Let's see. I was just tossing shit in. My accent? Yeah. I want to vote my accent.

It seems like you're making it up. I think Vineet was a big red flag. When Ritvik pointed it out, it kind of, like, affirmed my suspicion. I was like, oh, I'm starting to feel a little bit suspicious of you, Vineet. Do you guys all know national anthem? Yeah do you know Vinit? I want to ask you. Bro I grew up in India only. That's pretty good to be honest. Vinit I trust you.

I grew up in India only is very good. Samha I trust Vinit. I don't know why you guys are doubting me. You have my support. I promise you I don't doubt you. But everybody is Indian. I don't know why you are doubting me. You know why they sold him? Because when he said only, the way he said only, that's such an Indian thing.

I grew up in India only. They use only in a way that shouldn't be used. And they all know what it and that's when all of them are like, I think he's Indian. Cause I was like, that's, I don't even know how they use that shit. When they be throwing incenses like that makes no sense. How would you figure out if somebody was Indian or not?

If they said only like that, I'd be like, that's an Indian. Al? I was taking a breath in, you know. You think Mark was Indian and that was the one? Al I was taking a breath in you know Good Indian accent to be honest. It's really good. That guy's probably from Singapore or something like that probably so it's kind of yeah It's a little hack, but at least still I mean he's got a little hack, but he figured it out We should play that game. Yeah, what room do you think you but at least he's still... I mean, he's got a little hack, but he figured it out. We should play that game. What room do you think you could win in?

I think... Yeah, I could figure out who's not the Indian based on Hexense. But what room do you think you could convince five other people? Let's try it right now. Close your eyes and see. Okay, ready? Go. Let's see. Okay. Go. Ask us any question you want and then we'll tell you for you. Alright, give me your name and your occupation. Sandar Vumbi okay maybe you are maybe you are what do you do i am a mud diver i think you're

indian okay go now you have to ask other people okay black guy are you indian Hey, Black Eye, are you Indian? We're gonna play this on Patreon more. Yeah, we should do it. Let's go to Patreon. Let's head up to Patreon, my boys! We will see you very soon. Thank you guys so much for listening. Patreon.com slash Flavor It. Peace.