Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Diddy vs Cassie Lawsuit, Josh Giddey Allegations, & Napoleon Movie Review

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Yerrrr, we're back - got some Flagrant takes on Diddy, Giddey, Napoleon, and much much more! 00:00 P Diddy's Grapes & Wrath + Alexx nervous 01:58 Pretending to be gay to distract? 02:55 Kid Cudi or Lupe? 08:46 LA Announcement + Dov kills it! 12:00 Ma$e & Cam'Ron come on + Freaking Off 13:27 50 Cent's loving this + Puffy Paranoia 18:15 We're apolitical on the toilet 20:36 Schulz can't relax on vacation 29:28 Schulz teaches Australians how to make iced coffee 33:56 Australia LOVES stimulants 37:15 Akaash watched India's World Cup Cricket collapse + Shubh's dad is that guy 52:45 Flexing on Poors + Beggars need to beg + Bougie Alexx 1:02:43 Alexx thinks NYC Pigeons are getting smarter? 1:11:55 Crazy turbulence and who gets the first class upgrade, you or your wife? 1:21:29 Josh Giddey allegations 1:33:43 JFK doc + Padel IS Mexican 1:37:28 Napoleon is a MID 1:41:19 Might be over for Ye? 1:44:25 Middle East becoming THE destination + Russian exports to Dubai 2:01:05 Arabs love Falcons + Medieval Times salt 2:04:54 Irish Riots + extreme right is becoming mainstream 2:08:56 Can't trust politicians with those haircuts 2:11:41 NBA making LaMelo cover up his tattoo 2:15:12 Dua Lipa asking the tough questions 2:17:44 Ian Garry allegations + Strickland is buckwild 2:23:52 50 Cent is the GOAT + Akaash got GOT

What's up everybody and welcome to Flake and we're back. Okay? Listen, we went to Australia and Diddy was a pillar of the community. He had just given his masters back to all of his artists. Yeah. I mean, he was in a beautiful, loving relationship. Alex Starr, he's starting to sweat and adjust his seat. He doesn't know how to handle this topic.

Nah, we- We come back from Australia, Al. Yeah. Something has gone amok. It is amok. What is- How's amok? Now, this is all allegedly.ok. It is amok. What is happening? Now this is all allegedly. This is all allegedly.

This is 100% alleged. Okay, I'm just saying, Al, can you fill us in? No, no. So what happened with Diddy and Cassie? According to the New York Times, Diddy was out here up a lot of people. What? Up the community. I know we're not using the grape word. Yeah, I know. According to the New York Times, Diddy was out here up a lot of people. What? Up the community.

I know we're not using the grape word. Yeah, I know. I know we're not using the grape word. You know what I mean? How you laugh? Stop, stop, stop. With all due respect. Stop, stop.

What did I say that's a humorous thing? These are facts reported by the New York Times. With all due respect, bro. With all due respect. Let's just be serious right now and have a serious conversation because this is an innocent man. It's innocent until proven guilty. Why are you so nervous, bro? Yeah, he's nervous.

Alex wore a camo for this reason, bro. He's like, no one's going to see me. No one's going to see me. Well, come on. What, you think just because you dress like Kid Cudi, you're going to get your car blown up? Is that what you think is going to happen? Is that another allegation that's being thrown at the ditster? Yeah, it is.

It is being thrown at the ditster with all due respect. Al, he's not going to shave the side of your head. Why are you so nervous over there? Everything's going to be fine. Al, everything's going to be fine. Maybe you should just. I'm glad Cassie got justice. Here we go.

I'm glad she got justice. She didn't get justice. She got money, bro. That's justice. Talk to us. Speak on that. Yeah. Your hair looks fucking good.

Thank you. You look fucking good. You done glowed up, bro. I ain't going to lie. You know,. Yeah. Hair looks fucking good. Thank you. You look fucking good. You done glowed up, bro. I ain't gonna lie. You know, I'm trying to get Diddy. Yo, did you think this was Diddy pretended to be gay so we wouldn't know about this? Like, intended?

Son, for all those years, the gay rumor was hovering, so we never had the grape rumor. Yep. Oh. All we heard about was the gay rumor and gay is like root beer like once you throw gay on it we can't think of anything else we can't taste anything else so he was all gay now this gets thrown out obviously the streets respect a little more they respect the weight of the allegations And they handle it with care and sincerity That's what he means What do I mean?

Say what I mean The streets respect that this is a heavier allegation I thought the streets was like, yo, dirty butt We ain't going nowhere We ain't going nowhere I think it's You ain't Going nowhere You ain't It was a royal we

We fucked up on that Yeah Now we gotta look back At all the songs Cause you bad boy for life That's it For fuck Shit

Okay Now you're a notorious Cuddy hater Me Yes I hate Kid Cudi I love Kid Cudi You're the president

Of the hater club Don't forget this Doesn't he do that When they ask Kid Cudi For a comment Like did of the hater club. Don't forget this. Doesn't he do that? When they ask Kid Cudi for a comment, like, did he blow up your car? That's what he did. They did. That's how he communicates.

Yeah, exactly. All hums. Yeah, he does. Are you glad he blew up his car? Be honest. First of all. Yeah, I didn't know he was a Kid Cudi hater. You didn't know this?

No, I didn't know that. Oh, my gosh. We're going to forget this. Which song? Kick Push? Which song? Kick Push is fire. Oh, that was fire. Kick Push, close. that. Oh, my gosh. We're going to forget this. Which song? Kick Push? Which song? Kick Push is fire. Oh, that was fire. Kick Push Coast.

Yeah. And away we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's away we go? It's more sarcastic. Away we go. That's Kick Push. Kick Push Coast.

And away we go. That's a good song. Just two lonely souls. Come on, man. It's a good song. Keep going. I don't know the words. I don't know the words. Kick Push. Kick Push Coast. Come on, man. It's a good song. Keep going. I don't know the words.

Push, kick, push, coast. And away we go. That's a banger. Two lonely souls and we doos big. See, that's what I mean, bro. He's being sarcastic. I do know that's Lupe Fiasco, right? You didn't know that?

I was waiting. I was waiting for the turn Wait a minute He really don't know Yo As-salamu alaykum Lupe Lupe As-salamu alaykum Lupe

Kid Cudi is If you are What they say You are A superstar Come on That's also a Lupe fiasco You fucking phony

You don't know people Too you don't know people as well no he's like he's depressed in his room right that's his shit kid cuddy day and night kid cuddy's day and night i'm on the pursuit of happy that shit goes hard that's steve aoki i thought. He's the guy that when he's performing. Steve Aoki's Neptunes. Okay, yeah, you're right. Wait a minute, what's going on now? Steve Aoki throws the cake at people. He's a talented DJ, and his father started Benny Harness.

Kid Cudi is the rapper that when he performs, there's a gravitational pull to objects towards his head. Oh, y'all both got that in common. You have water bottles thrown at you. When did I have a water bottle thrown at me? Way back in the day at Edge and Root. That was a beer bottle. No, it was a water bottle. When Al threw a water bottle at your face.

I threw a water bottle. Oh, that was not on stage. Yeah, I know. That's just my friend being an asshole. You had a candle thrown at you. Exactly. You really wanted us to remember that moment. You had a candle thrown at you by another comment wanted us To remember that moment You had a candle thrown at you

By another comment He really Like we were talking about A way different moment And then you wanted to distract With your shitty throwing ability Nah it wasn't good You didn't hit me

I did No I did Nah Nah I did Nah I did We got the tape

I think we should go back Run back We got the tape Run back the tape Whatever I said I still believe it Whatever At least I wasn't just Singing one of my hits We should go back, run back. We got the tape. Run back the tape. Whatever I said, I still believe it.

Whatever. At least I wasn't just singing one of my hits. Okay? No, this was when I ain't do the white boy humor yet. And suck my dick still meant something. Yo, suck my dick does mean something. Right? Especially when Sean Puffy Combs said it.

Okay? Allegedly. Yo, yeah, Iuffy Combs said it. Okay? Allegedly. Yo, y'all gonna get it. Listen. What do you think is gonna happen? Nah, nothing. Absolutely nothing. You seem... Nah, nothing's gonna happen.

You don't think anything's gonna happen? You seem a little frightened. You seem a little concerned. Nah, I just think he's gonna try to make an example out of someone and sue him for defamation. We're just saying things that are in the... That New York Times article is pretty in-depth. Nah, I know. But it's like... example out of someone and sue him for defamation. We're just saying things that are in the New York Times articles pretty in depth. No, I know, but it's like- He's been defamed. Yeah.

Yeah, but if you say, because now- We're saying this is all alleged. Yeah, as long as you say alleged then we're good. All right, can we go through these allegations and understand these are just allegations, did he's an innocent man? Matter of fact, some might say the fact that she was only going for money and not actual justice, justice. Some might say that the motivation was not justice at all. Some might say that she was maybe realizing that she had come to the end of her earning potential as an artist or entertainer and was looking for one last buck. Some might say that, Al. But why isn't money justice? to the end of her earning potential as an artist or entertainer and was looking for one last buck.

Some might say that Al. But why isn't money justice? Ooh, interesting point. Good counterpoint to be honest with you. That's a great fucking counterpoint. That shit needed a beat drop bro. That shit needed a beat drop. Hey, Doug, Doug, wow.

Manny Fresh need to hit that up. Yo, that was crazy right there. Why isn't it justice? Yeah. Low key. It is. Low key. You did something bad to me and I'm suing you and now I got-

I think it's justice maybe for you, but what about the other people out there that could be enduring those crimes that you're accusing the gentleman of? Again, this is an allegation. But now she put everybody on, she made it up. But once she takes the money, we go, nah, she just wanted the money. Some people will. But also, potentially, women can be like, oh, this is what this guy's accused of. Let me at least steer clear.

You see what I'm saying? And there's other victims who can come forward. And I think also it's really hard to prove guilt in a criminal case, especially this far after the fact. Like, there's no DNA evidence. You probably couldn't go. That's a good-ass point. When this guy's having your MRI results of your MRI sent to him first before you get to see them, how do I trust that if I go try to get a right kit?

First of all, I'll even get to go with this guy. Hold on, hold on. You're being a little too serious. You're just getting a little too serious about this. We got to keep it silly now. We got to keep it silly now. Can't go too far. Can't go too far. Can't go too far.

Bring it back now. There's one thing we've learned is you can't go too far. You can't go too far into the series. We got to keep this light, you know? Take that. Take that. Chill out. Take that.

Take that. That's crazy. The signs were there. Man, the signs were there, bro. Los Angeles, you beautiful Botox pedophiles. It's been over two years since I last did a show out here, and the city has changed, hasn't it? The housing crisis has been completely solved.

Studio apartments are popping up everywhere. Never has it been safer to be a tube of toothpaste. And the 10 freeway. There is less traffic on the 10 than the opening weekend of a female Marvel movie. And because of those accomplishments, I'm coming back. And we're going to do it at the most iconic HIV memorial in the world. The LA Forum. I'll see you there.

It's showtime, baby. Hey! What are you doing here, mother bitch? Get the fuck out of my house! Baby, you need to take your Ozempic. Oh my god, is that a robber? No, no, don't worry. Go and watch your Cocomelon videos or something. Listen, motherfucker, I call the cops,

but the CD has no left moment. Sorry. I will kill you, mother bitch. Sorry. Get the fuck out. I call all my gangsters. And the Oscar goes to Dove Mammon. Wow. Dove Mammon. Fantastic. So good.

Amazing performance. I was so impressed. Amazing. Once he got to the gangsters, he got momentum. He started really getting into it. He went out and got the wig. Oh, the girl. No, no, no.

He went out and got the wig and the glasses and everything like that. I asked him, we were there, we're like, okay, who do we get to do this? And we're like, who do we know that can play like a sleazy 40 year old man that would have a very young girlfriend? And he's like, I don't know. Dobbin is true form. He wasn't acting. That's his super saiyan. Dub is a Persian billionaire.

He really is, dude. He really is. No, but he absolutely killed that. And, yo, if you're watching this on Tuesday, the pre-sale today is just 24 hours. So just get there. Get there early while there are tickets there. LA, we love y'all, man. Can't wait to hear that show.

That's going to be some crazy stuff. The forum is the shit. And one more time shout out To the fucking legend Yeah Yeah, you know man dove fucking yeah, I think he might need to be like a staple. Yeah, he was great dude And he was the thing dog just can't let you have anything You know, I mean you saw at the forum and doves like he's the star. Let me just

Might have to ask him if he would dress up as that character for the show he has to come on stage you gotta must you gotta you gotta anyway thank y'all so much man go grab that right now also we have tour dates portland we added a show hurry up and buy those tickets before they sell out. You fucking cucks. You have nothing better to do. Don't come in with milkshakes. Come in ready to laugh. Also, UK, I'm coming. Glasgow, London, Manchester, London, we added a show. Glasgow, I think those tickets are finally starting to sell. Maybe because I'm saying the city name correctly. Glasgow, Manchester, those tickets will sell out. Also, I don't know if I've announced this yet. No, I have. No, January 6th, 8th, and 9th,

I'm going to be in Oslo, Amsterdam, and Eindhoven. So go there. And then January 18th through the 20th, I'm going to be in D.C. at the D.C. Improv. More dates are on my website, alcochestating.com. Hurry up and buy those tickets. Let's get back to the show. You know who we got to get on the pod

to hear their side of this? I think we need Mace. Ooh? I think we need Mace. I think we need Mace. I think we might need Cam and Mace, low key. That's a great idea. Mace, he might have been around it. He might have known. And 50 Cent.

That's what drove him to the church. He had to. Yo. He had to. Yo. Bruh. Clean his soul, bro. He had to clean his soul.

I'm just saying it's possible. Why am I crazy? You're funny. No his soul, bro. He had to clean his soul. I'm just saying it's possible. Why am I crazy? You're funny. No, you're funny. We got to talk to Pastor Mason, bro. Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of this, bro. That's what Diddy was doing.

Yo. Oh, gosh. You're low key. Allegedly. Allegedly. You said keep it silly. I kept it silly. What do you want from me talking out of both sides Of your mouth

Isn't that how you talk How does one talk What do you mean Out of both sides How do you mean You're sounding like Cassie On a Sunday evening With a freak off

Y'all never had a freak off What was the freak off again Yo the freak off is crazy He would just beat off To like professional porn stars having sex to Cassie allegedly. Allegedly a black cuck, which is super embarrassing. Come on, dude.

That's the cuckiest cuck. Were the other guys black allegedly? I don't know. Race wasn't mentioned in the allegations. I think that changes it. What if they were white? That's tough. You can't do that.

You can't do that. Fifth is loving this. His Instagram is so good. Fifth is loving this. Diddy is paying, which is, it kind of makes you feel like maybe not all of the allegations are true, but enough are true where this is easier to sweep under the rug. But the problem with paying is other people start to look back at their history with you and they go, you know what?

Maybe I was a little bit more drunk than I should have been when we had sex or we did a freak off. My friend did a music video. He was a PA, a good friend of mine. And he did a Diddy video. This is 2007 or something. And he said Diddy had his people listening on the intercom to see if anybody on the crew was saying negative things about him? And then also he was like so paranoid he would buy his own bag of ice for his drinks. And I was like, that's crazy.

Maybe because you're so rich. And then he, at the time was the video was such a nightmare. He was kind of jaded, but he was like, I think also that speaks to you've done enough bad things to people that you're very paranoid. And you're like, bro bro i don't even trust anybody i might need my own ice fresh out the bag i don't want my drink touching anybody this is mine he's a paranoid guy and i think there might be a reason and there might be a lot of people that are comic yeah oscar pastore is free. What? Yo, that's also true. Yo, these are true things. Come on.

Hey, Al. Can we not talk about our African brothers? Two African men being accused, bro. Two African... What?

I don't even say the R in that word. That was good. But for real, this is... Take this picture off. Why? You know he's got nicer legs than you? He too got nicer legs than I do.

Yeah, that's a great shot. That's a great shot. I mean, Diddy's always been a good dancer. He's been a good, fun dancer. I don't know why. No, he's been a good, fun dancer. His ability to dance, especially around Halloween when he was dressed as the clown or whatever, I don't know why. No, he's been a good fun dancer. His ability to dance, especially around Halloween when he was dressed as the clown or whatever,

and he was always a good fun dancer. They are good dancers. Who's they? Not black people. Allegedly? Homosexuals and homosexual black people, I would assume. Whoa. Allegedly.

Now you're putting gay on them. This is confusing now. Yeah, that's the worst thing you said about them all. The streets! The streets! What streets? The streets are talking out! The streets! What streets?

The streets are talking out! Which streets specifically? Name streets for us. Oh, Flatbush. I think that's what they called Cassie's haircut. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, God. It's rough, called Cassie's haircut. It's rough, dude.

It's rough. What's so, what's, whose side are we on? The truth's. Yeah. Justice's side. Yes. Love you, dog. Love you, buddy.

Miss you, dog. Miss you. Fucking miss you. Not Al. Fucking jerk. You're apologizing for all these things? Loving Kid Cudi? You know what I mean?

What car exploded? What car? What was the car? Yeah, that's a good question. Let's find out what car it was. Why do you need to know? Nah, nah. That makes a difference.

It was a shit car. It's like, he did you a favor. Also, he's a sad guy. You know what I mean? He would off himself in that way and make a big spectacle out of it don't you think like no he's not he's kid cuddy he was doing it in silence you know i mean by himself oh is that what that comes from yeah he was a cutter i think so i've heard that's a reference to that i I bet money I'm randomly right. You're being real disrespectful to Kid Cudi right now if he wasn't a cutter.

His last name is Miss Cudi. Scott Miss Cudi. You are such an idiot. Kick, push, coast, bitch. I still believe what I said. I still stand on what I said. His name is Scott Miss Cudi, bro. Miss Cudi?

Miss Cudi. It's an Ethiopian name. It's a very proud Ethiopian name. M-E-S-C-U. You are such an idiot. Is he? You really thought he said, I caught myself on Kid Cudi. That don't make sense.

No. How does that not make sense from Kid Cudi? Sad ass music. Yo, that is crazy. I thought he was circumcision. I thought he was a mohel. And I think he went to Jewish, right? I think he went to Jewish school in Ohio, I'm pretty sure.

It's a lot of fact check here. I'm almost positive, I know a lot more about Kid Cudi than you do, maybe not you. You don't even know his songs, bro. Day and night, the lonely soldiers wanna sleep in your bed. Give me one other one. That's it. I've been working a slave ship. Nope. That's Kanye.

That's Kanye. I wish I could find me a spaceship and fly to Palestine. Whoa! Whoa! We're trying to be apolitical. Are you? Are you? Are're trying to be apolitical. Okay, are you? Are you?

Are you trying to be apolitical? Accepted, our group chat. Okay, we're trying to be apolitical. 400 messages, holy shit. Okay, I need to give y'all something to enjoy on the plane. No, nobody read that. Nobody read that. I know two people that did.

I know two people that read every single fucking text. We got him! We got him! He's back! Starboys for life! Oh, my God! All right, but seriously, Oscar Pistorius, don't cough.

Oscar Pistorius. Always cough, right? He can cough. He's always fucking coughing. It's a problem, dog. It's a cough. You can cough. You can cough. You can cough. It's a problem. It's a problem. You can cough. Okay.

Ow. Ow. Alexander. The upsets really got you. I didn't even put it in yet. So much palm sweat. So much palm sweat. It's absorbing to your hand.

You really missed us, bro. You missed us. Hey. I did. I did. It's 400. Hey!. You really missed us, bro. You missed us. Hey. I did. I did. It's 400. Hey! Hit that shit one time for a second.

Why is there fur? Come on. Come on. Yeah, you got the newbie. Yeah. Come on. I don't know, dude. Yeah.

No, you can tell he misses, bro. 400 messages. Yeah. Just in the bathroom. I just know it. I just know he was on the toilet for an hour and a half. That's the worst thing. I'm so angry. You are worst thing. You are so right.

You are so right. It's unbelievable. I can feel it, bro. And my wife had to check in. My wife had to check in. Like, concerned, right? But, like, it wasn't like Andrew got out of the bathroom. It was, Andrew? She thought I Elvis'd, bro. No. She thought I Elvis'd expired on the toilet.

Oh, damn. Anyway. and what'd you tell her did you say you were just you know i said leave me be lady can i not solve this can i not solve this conflict what did she think you were talking about she doesn't know you're on your phone she thought i was on zillow mark okay little did she know I was moving back and forth between that and a conversation with a spirited comrade? Okay. Have you been on Zillow? Have you been on? Fuck you, dude.

Have you been? Fuck you. I'm just asking, dude. Fuck you for that. Have you been Zillowing? Fuck you for that. I'm just curious. That was fucking rude.

You know that I was suffering at that luxury resort in Mexico. You didn't ask once. I checked in. I sent you a Zillow. Why were you suffering? Last month. I checked in. I sent you a Zillow.

Why were you suffering? Ain't nothing more boring than sitting on a goddamn fucking seat, laid in the back with your wife, reading a fucking book, and you're too lazy to go get the goddamn book and start it, so you're just scrolling up and down fucking Instagram, staring at beautiful paradise, being miserable. What the fuck? I would like to enjoy it, Al.

Yeah, okay. Okay? But my brain doesn't work that way. I need constant stimulus for this thing. So the idea that I'm just sitting in this incredibly enjoyable place and everybody else seems to be having a great time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're relaxing. They're having the time of their lives. And I'm just sitting there absolutely going fucking crazy and trying to hold it all together.

And I can't bitch about it because then I get the very normal reaction that you just gave me. Yeah. But that is my worst nightmare. Just jump in the water. I tried that. That's your worst nightmare? That is my worst nightmare. It was peak misery.

I found a place to play paddle 30 minutes away and I would take an Uber every single morning out there and back. Yeah. Because I was so absolutely bored out of my fucking mind. Where were you in Mexico? Yo, that is crazy. Los Cabos, Cabos, Cabos. There's things to do in Cabo.

Are there? No. Yes, there are. No. It is about relaxation. Nice restaurants. Restaurants? Yeah.

I mean, ATVs and horses takes one day. Yeah. It's a hotel zone. Listen, it's beautiful. People should go there and they should enjoy it if you can do that. I know this about myself now. Have a yacht day? I can't.

The yacht day, maybe that could work. But a yacht day with two people. You can't do a yacht with two people. You're having a conversation. the captain's right there so you can't talk about anything real god your wife is an angel though you sound so exhausting yes i know yes i know this man sounds exhausting as much as y'all hate me That's how much I hated me When I couldn't just enjoy this beautiful Every morning I'd look at the sunrise I'd be like, mad

What would you rather do though? What is like a dream vacation? Oh, just somebody like tell me a point that I disagree with And just argue it for fucking six hours In between paddle You know what I mean? Just tell me something that can't be proven yeah oh you should have gone like a history tour no he spent oh i love that but then disputed

it with him every point every point he brings up my favorite yeah just arguing with the tour guy in front of everyone i remember he spent an entire vacation figuring out remember that podcast serial with ednon yeah he spent an entire week on vacation. I printed out the map of the city. I printed out the map of the city. He had that board that you see in movies with the fucking strings. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember this. It was unbelievable.

Greatest vacation I ever had with that ex. The greatest vacation I've ever had with that ex. And that's how I kept, I was in literally a basement. There was a basement dwelling, no windows, nothing. Printed out the map, put it up on the wall, started connecting the dots from the cell tower, solved the whole fucking thing.

You really have issues. How do we harness this energy? I feel like it's wasted. No, we could put it into like solving nuclear energy or some shit, right? How about, yeah. How about arena shows? Yeah, exactly. But I'm saying like humanity, I feel like we could get to Mars or something. You have to figure out how to relax.

That's what you need to figure out. I'm going to do that when I retire. No, you're not. No, you're not. That's going to be my second life. We'll be learning how to just sit down, enjoy, and do nothing. Okay. Yeah.

What are you going to do in the meantime while you have this wife? Try not to commit suicide on a beautiful beach in a luxury resort. It would be the funniest. Oh, my God. I'm just fucking freebasing sugar because it's the only thing that makes me feel anything. I know this is annoying, and I know I'm the asshole. I just want to point that out. Okay.

I wish that I could just exist on that, what is that, layback chair? What are they called? A lounge. Lounge chair. See, he doesn't even know the word. He doesn't even know lounging. Lounging doesn't even exist. What is a lounge?

This guy's fucking, let's go. A lounge is where Doug, Doug. Sorry, man. I can't even say the joke. Anyway, so I know I'm the asshole here. I'm aware of that. I just want to point that out. You are the asshole.

And I wish I was capable of doing that. Relaxing. You know, walking. That's why when we go on like a vacation, there's like a historical component. Or like a guide or like go around and do things. You got to keep the brain fucking active. Or I, who cares? Who cares?

I want to hear this. Who cares? Who cares? I want to hear this. Or I have to literally like work out or do some exercise. So my brain is, I'm a dog. You're a dog. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

You're a Labrador retriever. A lot of energy, like a husky. Husky. Mush. Mush. I need a mush. Remember that vacation where I was surfing? Yeah.

That was the best. That was great. And yeah, we didn't do anything for the rest of the day. But that's the best. My brain was already. This is what you need. You need morning activities. Yeah. So your brain.

What do you fucking need? Long walks. Food, obviously. You see, in the past year, you saw her happy in the past year. You give me dessert, I'm thrilled to death. That's all I need. No, I get that. I get that.

My nightmare is your dream vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying, I mean, the service in this place was outstanding. Oh, good service. I'm out of here, dude. I love it. Yeah. These guys wouldn't walk.

They would run. Mexicans do. Oh, my God. Can I tell you something? Unbelievable Mexican service. In Mexico, even. It's not just here. The greatest.

They might be the greatest people in history. Oh, man. I genuinely fucking mean it. We went to Mexico. Food. Oh, I genuinely fucking we went to Mexico food. Architecture and culture people women. Tell the novellas they got it. What did you interpret? That seems like a negative.

That seems like pejorative. No. What does it mean? If you see if you see a girl, the weather girls come on. Yeah, weather girl. Go. No. What does it mean? If you see a girl walk down the street. The weather girls, come on. Yeah, weather girls. Take out. No, no, no.

We're on the same side. So why did you say, nah? Yeah, that sounded like you were saying they were mid. Like not too much to be said. Girl walks down the street and you go, guys. Yeah, it sounded like you were saying there was a bunch of miles there. No, no, no, no, no, no. As a culture, architecture.

Fire. The only other ancient architecture that you can put up against it is really Egypt. Fire. The only other ancient architecture that you can put up against it is really Egypt. They're washing Rome, washing Greece. Well, they're much more ancient. A little pantheon or whatever. A little pantheon.

A pantheon is fire. Coliseum is sick. You haven't been to the pantheon. Yo, I... Say what? You haven't been. Or the Parthenon. Which one is the one in Greece? Hold on, he's spitting on his penis. I thought you were going to warm me up. Come on, Diddy, chill, bro.

My bad, my bad, my bad. Okay, my point is Mexicans are great. Go culture. I don't think that we are grateful enough that right next door, the greatest people that have ever existed. There is no better country to have an immigration crisis with.

The idea that it's called, it enrages me. We could have boat fulls of storming our kids. Listen, we should just start getting it back. Keep it all in, but bleep it. But we have the greatest... Do you forget other countries don't have them? You go to Australia, you go to Ireland. You forget until you go there.

You forget until you fucking go there. Australia doesn't have enough Mexicans. Yeah. We got to thank DeSantis for shipping them up here. They put them on the bus and just drop them right up to. The Mexican food is about to get so much better in New York. I can't wait. I don't think it's Mexicans that are there shipping.

They're giving us the off Mexicans. The off brand? Like El Salvadorians? Puerto Ricans? Nah, like the Venezuelans. The off Mexicans. Venezuela is solid though. All of Central America. Venezuela is solid, though.

All I'm saying is shout out to them. I mean, it was just fucking. I was like. The guy asked me, he's like, by the way, is this tip in pesos or dollars? And I looked at him and I said, you know what? It's dollars today. It wasn't. It wasn't at all. He 20X fucking tip yeah wow but the fact that he fucking ran

yeah to get it was just what do you what do you rent again what do you got you you really want to know yeah i do i want to know uh fruit plate oh god best fruit best fruit good for mango amazing fruit mango mangoes Fruit plate. Oh, God. Best fruit. Best fruit. Good fruit. Mango. Amazing fruit.

Mango's on top. Get to the fun stuff. You know what I mean? Iced coffee. And an actual iced coffee. See, Mexicans are intelligent people. They understand how to make an iced coffee. Yes.

Unfortunately, Europeans, and listen, this is with all due respect, you're too fucking dumb in your heads to wrap it around the idea that if you have cold ice and you put hot liquid in it, then the ice goes away. Do you know these? Can you explain how you ordered coffee while we were at the restaurant? I had enough. I had enough. Like this. Like that. Chill, chill, chill, chill, Chill, chill, chill, bro.

They feel like Cassie out here, don't they? Bro, bro, I'm telling you. They can't make iced coffee. In Australia, we went, I asked for one. You can tell it. He'd literally just go to the lady and be like, you guys have iced coffee? They'd be like, yep, we do. And he goes, okay, let me ask you this.

Well, first time, I don't say that. I take their word for it, right? Because I ask you a question, do you have iced coffee? So I think what I'm going to get is iced coffee. And what do they serve you? Lukewarm mud. I had to pull Akash's cock

out of it once. Made the coffee taste better, though. It did, though. It did. You wanted cream. A little creamer, dude. Okay. And then literally he's going through

how to make coffee. He's like, okay, when you guys are making it, first off, who makes it? And they're like, well, our barista. He goes, okay, bring him out here.

Barista comes out. He's like, okay, when you're making iced coffee, first off, who makes it? And they're like, well, our barista. He goes, okay, bring them out here. Barista comes out. He's like, okay, when you're making iced coffee, are you making coffee and then chilling it and then putting it into ice? Or are you making hot coffee and pouring hot coffee into ice? Explain that. And then they would explain what it was. And then depending on the answer, he would just go. We just take the whole coffee. We put it over the ice.

Okay. And then I go, well, what happens to the ice then? Well, it melts. Well, what is it now? Is that an ice cough? No, it's not. It's a water down cough. Am I wrong to be upset about that?

Yes, it's first world problems. Shut up. But am I wrong to be upset about that or no? Why are we the only culture that can wrap our heads around it? Us and who? Mexicans. The greatest.

Facts. Mexicans are the greatest. And the best cooks. They take all the world's food and then they make it as good. You walk into any restaurant as a Mexican cook, you don't even question it. That's true. You walk into a Japanese restaurant, they got a Mexican dressed up like a fucking Japanese guy. You don't question it. Make a sushi. Make Japanese guy. You don't question it.

Sure. Making sushi. Making whatever. You don't question it. Anywhere else you'd be a little concerned. Now sushi chefs- Let's just call it what it is. You walk into a sushi restaurant, you see a black dude with dreads. You eating that sushi?

I'm curious actually. I'm a little curious. That could go either way. Talk to me. Maybe like jerk sushi or some shit like that actually might be fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might hit. Before you start going- This is shit like that. I might be fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might hit. Or you start going.

This is an anime black. It might be an anime black. It could be. Anime black is interesting. You know what? That's interesting. Black is the wrong example because it's so far from sushi that he might have had this obsession with sushi and then perfected the craft to do it. So I hear what you're saying.

If it's an anime black, we're good. What if it's an Alex Media Black? Alex Media Black, 90s Al Black. Black dude wearing Timbs, missing one of his back teeth. I'm out of there. That's tough. I assume sushi chefs went to a lot of training. They don't need training.

I'm like, it's a matter of you figuring it out. They don't need it. They're born with training. I'm like, it's a matter of you figured it out. They don't need it. They're born with training. It's just animal. There's no hint of yellow. It's bad sushi. Can I ask you a question? Anytime you've hired someone of Mexican background for any job, have you asked for a qualification?

Never. And did you know it would be done well? Yeah. They're the only people. they're the best people that you don't need to know if they're qualified for the job to pay them to do it they're always qualified they'll figure it out figure it out iced coffee on a sprint 40 meter dash running six five get you coffee. Not a centiliter spilled. Is that an amount? I don't think that's an amount.

Is it? Of course. Milliliters has got to be centiliters. Wow, I've never heard of a centiliter. Welcome to the metric system. All my life. Yeah. A kiloliter, that's a thing?

No. Oh, that's true. Wait, why not? That's true. It's just a liter. Distance, right? I don't think you could do that. Are there centiliters, Miles?

Yeah, they're both. Of course, they're centiliters. just a liter. Distance, right? I don't think you could do that. Are there centiliters, Miles? Yeah, they're both. Of course there's centiliters. CL, bro. Is that a thing? Yeah, it is. Okay. Anyway. None of us built.

They're the best. I don't know where we're going, what we're talking about. How was Australia? Oh, yeah. Mark, how was Australia? You loved it. You had the best time. He asked you and you told him what he thought of it.

I said Andrew. Mark, how the fuck was it. Yeah, listen, he actually you told me what he thought of Here we go, let's let's say a couple things with Australia a couple things with Australia one serious answer and I don't want us to be serious that much on the pod but like Coolest thing ever going to another country and doing arenas. Like, just fucking so surreal. Awesome. Where the Australian Open is is crazy. Bro, it was just insane, these venues. Like, it was just fucking unbelievable.

So that was really awesome, and the support out there was incredible. Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people came out. It was just, like, it was so fucking cool. You didn't even realize how big it was. There were certain places we walked into, he looks at me, he's like, wait, we're doing an arena? Yeah, I didn't even know. I was like, how did you not know?

I didn't even know. I didn't even, yeah. We shouldn't have played paddle for three hours before this show. Yeah. I mean, we played paddle in every fucking city that had a paddle court. But it was just so awesome. Thank you guys so much for coming out. And those shows are just amazing.

And now. Yeah, stop being serious. Yeah, no more serious. They fucking love Coke out there. I've never been offered Coke more than when we were in Australia and I've gone to Burning Man four times. Yeah.

The amount of Coke offered would, I would say 10X what has happened to me at Burning Man. Wow. Whoa. The Coke cocaine is... Where are they getting it from? I don't know, but that shit is expensive. Probably Mexican's ass.

Mexican's probably make the best coke. Yeah, probably the best. I bet you they do make the best coke. Do they not know about fentanyl in Australia? How are they so brave? Does no one die of fentanyl? Maybe it hasn't hit there yet. Yeah, it hasn't hit there.

If they're buying shitty coke, then they don't care. They don't give... They acknowledge that it's shitty right off the top. They're just like, yeah, it's like 20% pure, 30% or something like that. But they love coke. And they love boring questions. That's their favorite thing. Get as coked up as possible and ask you the most mundane shit you've ever heard in your life.

Like what? So, you like food? That's a normal question. Coke out of their fucking mind. Yeah. And then you answer it. And then you answer it and then another one.

You probably do more Coke if it's shitty though. I mean, just keep doing it. Who cares? The high goes quickly. Like yeah, 20%.

I'm not going to overdose. It's too shitty. I mean, just keep doing it. Maybe shitty Coke The high goes quickly. He's like, yeah, 20%. I'm not going to overdose. It's too shitty. I mean, just keep doing it. Maybe shitty coke is the way to go. There's pure coke. It's a problem, dude. You think? I think you need shitty coke.

You just keep doing it. No risk of ODing. It's probably cheaper. We're just going. What about the other shit that's in it? That's kind of the- Caffeine kills and shit. Yeah, what's wrong with that?

You might OD on some of the other shit. Jesse Spanos did those and stayed by the bell. She was mostly okay. Yeah. Creatine they put in there. That's awesome. That's also great for you. Yeah, Mark did that.

Fentanyl, that's what people die from. Yeah, but not in Australia apparently. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. But yeah, no, it was fire just to go out there to an arena. You just always think about that, at least in the beginning of your career. Like, yeah, one day I'm going to do arenas.

And then we're in another country doing arenas. Yeah, it was crazy. And you're just like, wow. There's statues of basketball players outside. It's crazy. I didn't even know they played basketball in fucking Australia. It was cool to be in a country of real athletes.

The cricket champions were there. That was one of the best parts about Australia. I hated. I thought of you guys and I hated you guys. It made me so happy. I hated you guys so much. India, just watching your team get fucking mollywhopped. They got fucked, dude.

Not fucked, like they got screwed by the refs. They played terribly. They lost a couple unleggy breaks. It was the worst. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. How do you lose at your own sport? We didn't make it up to English sport. Really? I have to say running now. Sorry, dude. Kid Cudi named himself because he cuts himself. You know what I mean? Sometimes you think you know things and you don't know things. You know what I mean? Australians are

the best. They are the best. They're like the dynasty team. Six-time champions. Nobody's won it six-time. It's pretty unbelievable. They are the Lakers. They're the Celtics. They're that. That's part of, I think, why we folded. And India is known as the choke team. And we did choke. Also, by the way, shout-out to PrizePix. I was doing the World Cup of Cricket PrizePix while I was there. And India is known as like the choke team. And we did choke. Also, by the way, shouts to PrizePix.

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I'm so positive I'm going to have the greatest sports experience of my life. I don't sleep. I overpay by 10x for these tickets. Yeah, can you break down the whole thing? Because I remember DMing you. I'm like, you're going to the thing. And you're like, we're going to try. I go, try?

Well, Shubh was- You're in fucking India. Shubh was thinking he could get free tickets, and he did. But it was taking a long time, so I just bought- Calm down, bro. Real fucking angry. Yeah. You raised your voice with me.

You're making me feel a little bit uncomfortable. Take that. Take that. Take that. Hey, come on, dude. Take that. Come on, dude. Come on, dude.

Sky's the limit, dude. Let's. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. Sky's the limit, dude. Let's go. Okay, go. So it's more fun. So Shub gets free tickets. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Shub.

Shub's dad, when we hung out, he's the sweetest guy. Well, I paid for mine anyway. Good. And then- Wait, why does he have free tickets? I think Shub's dad is a mob boss or some shit, dude. I mean, the guy got us into like this VIP box. Oh, wow. For a little bit.

I know he was too tall to be like malnutrition. Yeah. He was like, what, 6'2", 6'4"? He's like tall. Yeah, he's kind of tall. And his dad just like, you could tell he just runs shit. So was he doing that Indian shit that you say where you got to like yell at people like they're servants? I didn't see him interact with a ton of people, which also made me think he was even richer,

that I didn't have to see him. All I was on, we had a car the whole day. Like I'm ordering Ubers when I'm in India or whatever. We just had a driver. What does an Uber look like? A guy in sandals walks up with a basket and shit in it? He pulls up in a moped actually. Wait, are there moped Ubers out there? No, but that's fire. Yeah, that would be kind of dope. Well, we would. I saw three or four to a moped at one point. It was crazy how many people were on one scooter.

They should have that. I think they call that a freak off. But yeah, so Chip's dad gets, so I give away my tickets. Yeah. And then we go into the arena. It's 130,000 people. There's no big four sports. There's one sport we all care about. Yeah, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Break it down a little bit, it's 130,000 people. There's no big four sports, there's one sport we all care about.

Yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Break it down a little bit. Okay, 130,000, so the size of the arena, is it Dallas- It's bigger than every stadium in the world. Okay. It's the biggest stadium in the world. And this is in where again? In Gujarat, in Ahmedabad.

Ahmedabad, okay. So size-wise, it's not only the length of a football field, it's a complete circle? It's a complete circle. Okay, and then- 130,000 people. And what's the town around it look like? it's not only the length of a football field, it's a complete circle? It's a complete circle. Okay. 130,000 people. And what's the town around it look like? Is it shops, businesses, or is it like way out?

No, it's a metropolitan city and it's built up a lot. The prime minister is from there. So I think also they made it a point to build that city's infrastructure up a little more, even in the past 10, 15 years. I mean, look at this fucking thing. It's insane. And it's all these people rooting for one team. And it's the World Cup of the only sport.

Do Australians go there or no? I didn't see a single one, I don't think, but they showed it to you on the screen. I saw like 15. You just see like a couple of yellow jerseys or whatever.

Gotcha. How hard is it to follow the game? I'm a casual, but it's an easy sport to follow even as a casual. There's little things I don't know like what like off-leg means or whatever the fuck. I don't know what that means, but you can keep up

with the basics of who's winning and who's not. But meaning like, for example, soccer at a distance is still very enjoyable. Yes. Like even when you play the video game of soccer, you're kind of like far. Yeah. Whereas like football. Football far away sucks. Kind of sucks. Yeah. This is a round stadium and it's, Shubha was saying it's built in a certain way where seats, it doesn't necessarily matter how high you are because you still get a different vantage point on what's going on, and you're fine. Okay. So there's not really bad seats. Got it. We had the face value of our tickets were high, but then I looked at the seats that I would have gotten originally and those that I gave away.

Those are good, too. I was looking at that area. I was like, oh, you're close. That seems great. that I gave away, those are good too. I was looking at that area. I was like, oh, you're close. That seems great.

So every seat is good. And I cannot explain the emotional stakes that if India won, it would have been the greatest, one of the greatest experiences of my life. Like it had been insane. Imagine going to Argentina. The World Cup is in Argentina. Argentina is in the final. And the stadium is the biggest stadium in the world,

packed with Argentinians, just dying for their team to win. How could you not root for India? Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, India started off on that. When they were bowling, they were doing well at first. And I was like, yeah, we might fucking win this. And I was getting so hyped.

Does everybody there think that they have a chance to win it? Entering the tournament? Yeah. No, not every time. Some teams, no. No, no, no, no, no. Meaning this game. Are Indians going, yo. We, not every time. Okay, have some teams. No, no, no, no, no. Meaning this game are Indians going, yo, we think we're winning.

Okay, got it. We are the favorites. Australia's the dynasty team. So you're a little concerned about that. And India has a reputation for choking. So I heard uncles in India being like, they're gonna choke. Don't worry about that. They just don't get caught up in this.

They're gonna choke. But for the most part, they beat everybody. It's like we're Bills fans. This is the only sport we care about. But it's not a city of Buffalo with not that many people. It's a country of a billion people. Yeah. 1.4 billion people.

The.4 is bigger than America, which is crazy. But we're all rooting for this thing. And it just doesn't happen. And it was the saddest fucking walkout ever. That was wild. Yeah. The.4 is bigger than America. Wild, right? It's now the biggest country in the world, right?

In terms of population? Yeah, past China, it's the biggest country. And it's good because it's a lot of young people, so they think that's going to propel India economically, whereas before, I don't think we saw that. So they're not just fucking mud, then? No, they're not. We're coming. We're coming. Can I be honest with you?

That's a lot of fucking. Indians might give Mexicans a run for their money, bro, in terms of people, culture, and ability to ****. ****. Just believe it. Just believe it.

I had to hit my boy out. I don't miss him. I don't miss him. I don't miss him. I had to hit my boy up a little bit. I feel like you're talking about the men, to be honest. That's more about the women's ability than the men's ability. That might be the case.

Did you guys notice Akash never looked happy in a single picture while he was out there? No, no, no. Yo, until he was at the game. Yeah. Oh, no. At the game, I was the least happy because we were losing. Oh, because it was stressful. Yeah.

And he looked miserable the entire time out there. Did y'all get sick at all? Did you get sick at all? No, I didn't get sick. I had the crazy insomnia. Worst insomnia maybe I've ever had the past three weeks. Really? Yeah, including when I went to Dallas.

But maybe that's why. And I think I'm just a super finicky sleeper. The beds in India are not comfortable. If you're going to a five-star hotel, it's all amazing. Why didn't you stay with Shubh? Because Shubh, he was in a different city than me. Oh. And he didn't get there until the day before the match.

That was my last day in India, was the day of the match. I extended my trip by one day to fly to the match. See the match. Whole thing. Didn't sleep. And did you go visit your broke-ass family? Or how was that?

With all due respect. No, I visited my wife's family, actually. And they're doing fine, but it's not like five-star hotel nice. I can't believe y'all didn't bring presents,

but that's crazy, bro. You gotta bring something nice from America. I did not. Like what? Cash. What did you bring to London or fucking Scotland? No, he's just right he's traditionally right London or fucking Scotland

nah he's just like when our parents used to go they used to take a suitcase full of gifts but the family that I would have that would need the gifts is on my mom's side

and I couldn't even see them again because of the air quality in Delhi it was so bad what gifts did you bring to no whenever you go to developing country you bring gifts

that's a thing I didn't know in India was a thing I don't see it as much's a thing? I didn't know that. In India, it was a thing. I don't see it as much now. You might bring some candy or some shit from India. Bring them some soda. Bring them some Fanta. But what did they bring? They got soda. When your parents went, what would they bring? Oh, dude, sometimes these kids would ask

for like, sometimes people still ask for an iPhone or some shit, and it's like, that's crazy. But they used to ask for just like some electronics or whatever. You could bring them a vibrator. I think we're fine on the fucking with 1.4 billion people. I don't think that's why you need the vibrator. Yo, that's a good point.

I don't think that we give enough credit to Indian dick game. You talk a lot of shit like your dick game ain't nice, but it might be not nice compared to the goats. Yeah. If y'all making the most babies. For the best. Best at fucking. Best dick game.

Got it. Let's just call it what it dick game Let's just call it what it is Let's just call it what it is Indians might have the best Fuck game on the planet You just might The numbers don't lie It's also a testament to arranged marriages You guys get it lined up and then babies on deck

Bang bang bang It's kind of fire Shout out India. How many Africans? That's not a country. We've taken all of that. It don't matter. I'm repping all of that.

That's not a country. I'm repping it. I'm repping it. That's insidious. 1.2 billion. God, your whole continent, cucks. God damn. Cucks, dude.

Tell Diddy to go to India at the time of his life. Take your next captive. The slave trade hurt us. Are you talking about Bad Boy Records or what are you saying? Yo.

Stop. Come on. What did I say? You're being political again. Rickshaw is going to get blown up. He doesn't even have a gun. He's going to hide the bomb. Got to put it on the seat.

You got to chill out, bro. That's why we ride on top of the trains. We're doing bomb inspections. You gotta make sure. You gotta check it out. Gotta make sure. Did you see anybody doing that? Or is that complete?

I didn't see. Bangalore, where we went, is like the most Western country in India. So it's not America. You still are in India. They have four on a scooter. They doing that on scooters, doing it on trains. Like, god damn. There's too many people to be fucking around.

Chest to chest? They out Mexican Mexicans. No, don't say that. Son, Mexicans will put like six in a car. I bet you many people to be fucking around. Chest to chest? They out Mexican Mexicans. No, don't say that. Son, Mexicans will put like six in a car. I bet you they'll probably do like 12. I bet you they can get

12 of them motherfuckers in there. But they can't fix a car. No, no, I don't think they can fix a car. No, they don't need to fix it. Right there. Nah, y'all do ride the most. Look at that shit.

This looks like it's made to seat four, though. It's like those double seat bicycles, but we still put two on each look at that one crazy go go over go over go to the left mexicans right this way one more okay first and one more over one there it is right there that's the same picture yeah same picture we were just looking at fucking idiot damn bro stop getting indian shit he hasn't slept in six weeks

come on give him a break that's five on a scooter right son that's impressive no i've never seen a mexican do that they gotta step it up five come on in sandals mine four five six that's six that's crazy oh yeah there's a yeah it's a sneak baby with a sombrero that's a mexican child they stole that's crazy this is insane how did they steal that's great that's insane anyway shout out to India shout out to India dude it's home for real how was the rest of it

I love it I don't know shit about India I don't know if I'm gay it's home it's home I fucking can sense it I have a sixth sense

to how gay you're gonna be and I wanna go there with you I wanna fucking be there with you it's like the notebook tell me it's home dude it's home

it's just home that's it I don't know how to put it any other way my heart is home when I'm there that's all I know how to say I want to fucking be there with you. It's like the notebook. Tell me about it. It's home, dude. It's home. It's just home. That's it. I don't know how to put it any other way. My heart is home when I'm there. That's all I know how to say. That's as gay as I'm going to be, but I'd love to. I would love.

I can't wait to go. Dude, people would ask me about you. They'd be like, why don't you bring an Andrew? He found a way to bring me into this. His fucking emotional IQ. I need stimulus. He needs attention. He needs attention. I need stimulus. He needs attention. He needs attention. I need stimulus.

I need constant stimulus. My wife is reading a book. What will I do? I know this man. Oh, that was good. That was good. They're so smart. Those fucking Indians, bro.

Yeah. They're coming for that. I don't know if Mexicans could do that. I don't know if Mexicans got that. Holy shit. Are you saying that they're going to top? I don't want to even say it, dude. They might, dude. But they might be the GOATs, bro. You have to warn if Mexicans got that. Holy shit. Are you saying that they're going to top? I don't want to even say it, dude. They might, dude.

But they might be the goats, bro. You have to warn the Mexicans. Hey, step it up. Get to it. India's coming for you. 1.4. Was there a moment there that truly made you feel home? And I'm not trying to set you up for anything, guy.

No, I think a lot of it also, I wonder, because I wonder, when you guys go, I want to go. Family is like the main thing for me. Family that I don't ever see, that I don't ever get to connect with my wife's family is so sweet. So that's the main thing for me. When I'm there, I'm like, oh, this is home. This is what I've been missing my whole life. That was a good political answer right there. You heard that? Nah. This guy's a fucking politician.

You are a little politician, though. Indians comment, when you go home, it's like the family, dude. And you don't realize So that pivot, he didn't even acknowledge that change. He's like the family, dude. And you don't realize. So that pivot. He didn't even acknowledge that. He's just like, I'm going to keep going. That's true. Because he was supposed to be a politician.

He stayed in India. And it's still in him a little bit. And now it's coming out. You went back to the source. So it's really coming out. The way that you just shouted out how amazing your wife's family was, was just. Indians comment. He's got them in the chat going crazy.

It's a fact. What are they saying Mark? Bob's and Vagini That was good Okay So what was the moment That you were like Fuck this feels great I'm home

Dude we were walking through Just a couple times I was kidding I was just joking I was just joking Dude I just remember We were walking This is

We were walking through a park It shouldn't even be It's just a park It's a nice park But it's in America everywhere. What's in it? Trees, plants, leaves, Indians. But I'm just walking through it.

I'm looking at the streets of Bangalore on my left. I'm just in a park. Indians everywhere. You've got to lose it, bro. You've got to lose it. I can get you back. Bring it back. Bring it back.

You know how you guys are walking through America. You see white people. You're like, oh, that's just people. And then you see a black person. You're like, hey, a black person. Okay. In India, you're the people. I see Indians. I'm like, oh, that's just people. And then you see a black person. You're like, hey, a black person. Okay. In India, you're the people. I see Indians. I'm like, yeah, it's just people. I'm just people. If I saw a white guy, I was like, hey, a white guy.

That's weird. The feeling you guys have every day as a majority. So you felt normal for the first time. Yeah. You feel you're like, I'm home. You feel regular. Yeah. I'm not an Indian guy. I'm just a guy. Just like a normal person. I'm just a guy. All them love handles. He's like, I'm in shape. That's not true. Five, seven guy. I'm just a guy. Just like a normal person. I'm just a guy. All them love handles. He's like, I'm in shape. That's not true. 5'7 is what I saw being pretty average height. I was like, this is right. Did you feel tall out there? No, I'm normal height.

I'm normal. 5'7, average height. Not tall, but I'm average height. Wow. Al, you would be tall out there. I'm tall hand. No, I'm saying without the lift, you'd still be tall. Sandals? Sandals. Sandals tall, dude. That would not without the lift. You'd still be tall. Sandals?

Sandals. Sandals tall, dude. That would be different. That would be great. It's the best. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait. When y'all go, I'm going.

Even if I've got my own tour, I'm going. That's fine. Well, yeah. Obviously, we wouldn't arrange it without you being there. You're arranging. You see it? You're getting ready. He's getting ready.

He's a politician. He's getting tapped in, bro. God. Did you try to flex on him a little? Be honest. What watch did you wear? I think I wore this one. This is a regular Omega.

Nothing crazy. Oh, excuse me. Regular Omega. Nothing crazy. Oh, the exchange rate is wonderful, though. I mean, the tips are crazy. Were bitches trying to throw their fucking... Their Bob's and Virginia at me?

No. Nobody's throwing Bob's or Virginia at me. Nothing? That's one thing. No, no. Be honest. You're a famous... People knew Nobody's throwing Bob's or Virginia at me. Nothing? That's one thing. No, no, be honest. You're a famous... People knew you out there. Let's just call it what it is. Oh, yeah, I did a show. That was fire. I want to hear about the show, but first, can you just tell us

your, I imagine, have some fame. You already have some fame here. I imagine there's some fame over there and it's extra special because they're seeing this person who they're not used to ever seeing and they may never see again in person. With all due respect. With all due respect.

With all due respect, pretty much only recognized by dudes. Damn. I mean. But still, people were like, yo, what's up? They might have been trying to fuck on the low. I don't think Indians are gay like that. Not like that? I don't think they're gay like that.

I'm sure there's some gays. I saw some gays in the New Delhi airport. No. I saw some gays, bro. Wait, what was that like? And how'd you know uh though you know they let you know oh is it like progressive in that regard i don't know if it's progressive but they were out there like i don't know how you're getting treated on a day

to day but you're for sure gay really yeah i mean gay like la makeup artist gay did you see the witch ones the tranny oh yeah yeah yeah donate you yeah, yeah. Did you donate? Did you gain money? I didn't. You said no? We got to stay away from that. That's why India lost. I had a bad Thanksgiving. That's probably why India lost. Come on, bro.

You could have saved it. Come on, bro. Yeah, I just didn't. I don't know. They just asked so aggressively. I was just put off by it. I was like, you know, beg. Oh, that's what you were put off by?

Yeah. Just the aggressive asking that to you, bro. It was the entitlement. I need my beggars to beg I don't know why beggars demanding I feel that way too I feel like it's gotten very commonplace to not even have a skill or talent

when we were growing up the homeless had to provide some sort of utility and now it has just become give me money I'm dirty being dirty isn't enough for us to give me money, I'm dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being dirty isn't enough for us to give you money. Do a dance a little bit. What's dirty, right?

Do you know what I mean? Exactly. That's a good point. I got all the money. It's shit. That makes sense. No, hey, black people might be the best beggars. Well, that sounds a little bit awesome to get into.

Politician, politician. Elaborate, mom. Yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go. You get on a subway train. Mexicans sometimes fully dressed up, mariachi band. They're not begging. Mexicans aren't begging.

They're providing entertainment, and if you give them money, you give them money. That is true. But that's what you wanted from your beggars. You just said, what happened to having talent? So I'm saying the most talented groups of people asking for money, it's not even close, is black people getting on a train,

putting on the music, getting everybody to clap. show time's gone when's the last time you seen a show i see it all the time on the hill still yeah you're not in touch with the common people you're wealthy now you don't ride the subway anymore there's no show time over how is so you just had a me moment you just had a you just had a rich and I don't realize I'm rich moment. I think I think subway performances are done I Haven't been on the subway in five years. So it must have not must not be going on no more I take something what's in a blue and I'll see no so Al you know, you're not telling the truth. You have multiple forms of transportation and none of them are the subway

So you have a gay motorcycle. You have an automobile. You have a plane. But I've never seen you take the subway in over three years. Just be honest about it. That's not true. You're not going to Brooklyn either.

You're taking the ones, like the Upper West Side or some shit. You're not going on the long underwater one. That's where they get you. That's where they get you, between Lorimer and, oh yeah, don't be with the Taurus. When they got you locked underwater. I don't be with the Taurus, I'm sorry. Times Square too, though. They's where they get you. That's where they get you between Lorimer and, oh yeah, don't be with the Taurus. When they got you

locked underwater. I don't be with the Taurus, I'm sorry. Times Square too though, they'd be in Times Square. Times Square stop, they know that's what's up. Okay,

you decide to do a show out there. Yeah. Last minute pop-up. Yeah, I think pop-up shows are the way to go there because it's not as, like the PC thing

is much stronger there than it is here. Like the freedom of speech is not as free. Like written in the Constitution, you can't make fun of other religions and blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, yo, I'm doing

shows for my fans. I don't know if I want to do a full tour where just any snitch could come through, get offended, tell everybody I'm in trouble. But I did a Pablo show, sold out in like an hour, which is crazy. It's pussy. But also, you went to jail in Sweden. I mean, like, that's not even really jail. Imagine going to jail

in India, bro. Yeah, but you want some street cred, huh? You really want some street cred. Do a couple days, bro. I'm not built for it. Biggest Indian comedian in the world. Automatically. You're average height out there. You can hold your own in jail. Yeah, nobody fucking you. You're just a regular person.

No, no, he's handsome. He's fuckaboo, but I think that you could swing on dudes. Okay, that's what I need. Or you could do that slap game. How would you take your shirt off and slap each other's what I need. Or you could do that slap game. Oh, yeah. Slap each other's chest. Yeah. Buckety?

What do you call it? Kabuddy. Kabuddy. Slap kabuddy, though. Slap kabuddy. Yeah. But yeah, I did the pop-up show. Fans, it sold out in an hour, and the fans were fucking great.

And again, it's Bangalore, so they're the most, I didn't change a single reference. I didn't have to like, I didn't feel like I had to bring anything to them. I just did the shit as I do it, and they were amazing. It was one of the most fun shows I've ever done. So fun. Thank you to everybody who came out. That was great. That's awesome. And performing back home is fire, dude. If you ever, if your Spanish ever gets up and you want to go do something, you know what I'm talking about? I keep trying to relate to you and I'm like, he don't know. Did you talk about India at all? Yeah, I did. I had some India material up top that, that helped. And then yeah. Did you record it? I did record your set? Yeah, I did. You were able to. I had some Indian material up top that helped.

And then, yeah. Did you record it? I did record it. Oh, fire. With what? Wait, what did Shubh help you with? Three cameras. With Indian material.

What type of cameras? No, no. Actually, this was as an American in India. Yeah, fish out of water. Fish out of water type stuff. But that stuff is, I don't know. I think that's the best. Yeah.

And it's also like, yeah, you're a comedian. You're a person. You're an observer. And now you have the opportunity to observe this thing that is, it's not exactly novel for you, but, you know, it is. And it was nuanced enough that it wasn't like a general, like, traffic here is bad, which they would love from somebody who wasn't of Indian descent, but for me, they'd be like, shut the fuck up. You should know better. Yeah, you've been here. Yeah.

So that helped everything. And then I actually didn't enlist Shubh on that. I enlisted him the fuck out of him on this cricket match, though. I was like, I need your dad to take me everywhere. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Take me everywhere. I want to know what Shubh's dad does. Yeah, we got to figure that out.

My boss or something. It's insane, dude. It's insane. Really? Just mind shit. Yeah, we got to do that. When are we going? We got to Sessom.

India? Yeah, we got to figure that out. We got to figure that out. We're in Puerto Rico with Alex. We could do that also. It's good food there, too. to do that. When are we going? We got to settle on that. Yeah, we got to figure that out. We got to figure that out. We're in Puerto Rico with Alex. We could do that also. It's good food there, too. Mm-hmm. Good food.

Have you been to Puerto Rico? Yeah, plenty of times. Plenty? Yeah. I still got family over there. How many times is plenty? Five. That's decent.

A handful, literally. I know it's a far trip, right? What do you mean? It's like two. Yo! It's like two hours and you've been five times. That seems really good. Puerto Rico?

Wow. You've been to India once. Once this year. And you look miserable while you're there. Yo, we should have a nation on. Oh, I love this. Because we give him a lot of shit for not knowing about India. But do you know about Puerto Rico?

We did that here in our body job. I knew a matchup. That was Spanish words. That's enough. Yeah. What else is Puerto Rico? Spanish words. You know what I mean?

Same thing. Food, women, you know. Name two boxing champions from Puerto Rico. You got Oscar De La Hoya. I can't believe you got the first one wrong. He's Mexican? Unbelievable. He said it with so muchoya. I can't believe you got the first one wrong. He's Mexican? Unbelievable. He said it with so much confidence.

I got more. I was like, he must be right. I did. It's just he was dressing up like a girl and shit like that. So you thought he was Puerto Rican? Puerto Rican. Very Puerto Rican. It's safe.

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Your future self will thank you. Now let's get back to the show. Alex said some shit to me at your birthday that blew my mind about New York. Do you remember this? Uh-oh. No, he leans over and like sipping wine and he's just looking at me. I just remember this the other day

driving down the street. He was like, you know what I've noticed, dude? I feel like the birds in the city are getting smarter. Oh, nah, yeah, that's real. I was like, what? He's like, nah, dude, just think about it, dude. Birds are getting smarter, bro.

They're not getting hit by cars. It's kind of weird, right? Nah, the pigeon keeps drinking his wine. The pigeons have evolved here in New York. Think about when you were younger, how often you would see smushed dead pigeons on the street. Think about it. You would see it all the time. We don't see it at all anymore.

Nah, there's a Seinfeld episode. We have an agreement. When George hits the bird, he's like, no, they move all the way. Nah, that's all me. That's all me. Don't try it. Don't try it. That was crazy how you tried it way. Nah, that's all me. That's all me. Don't try it. That was crazy how you tried it.

Yeah, like this is all me. That was crazy. Like other people can't have bird observations. Seinfeld got to own all the bird shit. You think he's seen? Hannibal Buress got bird observations. You think he's seen Seinfeld? Yo, let Al have his bird shit.

Like let's go on yours. Yours is totally different. Have you seen? Like don't you remember you would see dead birds on the street a lot more than you see now? I'm going to go with you on this. Yes. And then what is your suspicion as to why? I just think that the pigeons here in New York have evolved a little.

I knew that was done. Yeah, that was it. That's it. No, that was it. I knew he was finished. That's it. So I just commented. My suspicion is bike lanes.

No. Wait, what? Why would that make a difference? The birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street. Yes, they do, all the time. Yo, your confidence. And even that, that's evolution. They got learned the difference between a street and a bike lane right now.

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So the birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street. They like to fraternize near the food. The food is on the sidewalk. Now we got bike lanes. So even if you're a little bit off the sidewalk trying to get whatever kernels of muffins or whatever fell off of someone's plate. Now you got the bikes. You see the bikes coming from a mile away. You get out of the way. Back in the day, it used to be see, car, splat.

The bike lane saved the birds. That's probably why you saw the dead birds ever close to the sidewalk. I got a rebuttal. Nowadays, we got all these e-bikes going like 40, 50 miles per hour. Same speed as cars. Don't matter. it's such a

big profile I see birds son he's lying to it like a road runner box ass Mexicans that's a big as a car right there yeah it's the same shit it's the same built the tire it don't matter the whole body will take them down

run them over guys were tired the body was a terrible you know if it's going It don't matter. The whole body will take them down. No, the tire can only run them over. This guy's retarded. No. That was crazy. That was a terrible point. You know, if it's going 50 miles per hour. Here's what you got to do, Al. If a body hits a bird at 50 miles per hour, that bird is done.

You take a second. The bird is done. You take a second. And then you say with confidence and you move your wrists like this. And then you suddenly see them a lot more. How I do it. Academic. Yeah, I know.

I'm like. That was it. The birds don't like to fraternize. No. How I do? Academic. Yeah, I know. That was it. The birds don't like to fraternize. No, but I do think he has a point. I do think the birds are getting hit by the front of the car and then they get smushed because they're maimed on the street. Yeah. Yeah, but now it doesn't happen because of the bikes. I can see that.

Also, bike traffic is slower. So even an e-bike can't go as fast all the time. We be moving. I'll be on a bike lane with my gay bike. No. You do do that. That's fucked up. Okay.

Miles, please. Can you give us some... Yes, Miles. There's a lot of falcons that got reintroduced to New York City and also more rats in the 50s. There's six to eight times more. And they clean up all the dead pigeons. Yeah, so there's less dead pigeons.

But that doesn't mean pigeons are getting smarter. They're getting eaten by the rats. Okay. And by falcons. They've reintroduced falcons in New York City. They did reintroduce them, right? Because I felt more of a falcon presence recently. No, they did reintroduce falcons.

There's a watchful eye. It does feel that way. I've seen a lot more soaring. I've seen a lot more... Honestly, the city has changed, bro. At least my observation is right. They left these fucking Falcons in and it's never been the same. It's really never been the same. I've noticed that.

And more cats in the city. There you go. Is that true? Niggas be right. You're completely wrong. No, no, no. Hold on. This is kind of fun.

My observation is right. But your theory was wrong. But my observation is right. But then I was trying to come up with a reason. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Let's stay on this. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ready? My knees are talking. Yo, yo, check it. It's real talk. You were wrong. Can I just have like a high moment, but just roll with me on it? It's a zen moment.

It's a zen moment. You know, I'm bored losing my mind on this beautiful, luxurious resort. Everybody looking the other direction. Everybody looking the other direction. Lonely. Nothing to distract myself, but geopolitical debates that I'll be using in a group chat not 24 hours later. And I saw these birds flying. And I saw these birds flying

Do you think? Do you think flying for a bird is as exhausting as Running for a human no, no, I think it's walking. Let me go through it. Let me go through it. Let me go through it I too thought it was walking and then I was like mm-hmm that is soaring Soaring is walking. That shit, that's running, bro. Nah. That shit. That's jogging.

So what's running for them? They can go, like, when they're trying to evade a cat or some shit, when they're like, that shit, that's the run. That might be running. That's the run. That's the run. That's what I did. Nah, nah. Just flying.

Flying. You know how they fly south for the run. That's the run. That's what I did. No, no. Just flying. Flying. How they fly south for the winter if it's as exhausting as running? I think they have an exhausting life. They're like canyons. I think they're like canyons. That's why it's jogging. Jogging, they can do that shit all day. Yeah, canyons jog.

They don't sprint. They jog. They jog, but they actually, they jog at like a sprint pace. If you look at the fastest motherfucking marathoner, he's basically sprinting a marathon. But the effort is jogging effort for them. They might call jogging, to us, it's full sprints. Your fastest speed is what they're running a marathon at. They're running, I think,

under six minute miles, right? It's crazy. It's insane. It's crazy. That's running 10 on a motherfucking treadmill. That's a run. So you don't think that person can sprint? You think that's the fastest he's capable of going? He might be able to sprint. That's what I'm saying. Faster, but to us, it's still a sprint. But again, to a bird, that's a jog.

Here, where are you going with this? No, no, I'm going to let y'all cook right now. But before I let y'all cook, let me just cook one more time. But before, I just want to point this out. I've always looked at flying as this envious thing. I'd be like, I wish I could do that because I assume that there is no caloric usage at all. It is just pure, it is like a net neutral. Like Superman.

Exactly. Superman flies and it doesn't cost anything. He's not tired, he's not sweating, he's not nothing. These birds are out there pushing, especially if it's windy. It might be an exhausting, laborious process that we assume is lovely and easy I would think the soaring would be more tiring because like inertia right the first part is the hardest part I thought once you get going it's not as hard. Sorry when they just like glad exactly soaring is you're using the wind Yeah, you're talking about flapping. Yeah

Is using the wind that's I thought soaring was like climbing. Like you're going from the ground up to the sky. Stop. That initial ascent. Stop. That's wrong? But think about it. Yeah.

Think about it, bro. Yeah, because you're doing it again. We just explained it, and then you just said the same thing. Yeah. And now we're going to explain it the exact same way again. Do it again, because I didn't get it the first time. It's something soaring, bro. You're not going to be like,

you know, it was soaring. Like, oh my God, this is so hard. No, you're soaring. You're fucking flying through the air. Gliding, if you will. I'm still not convinced.

You were on our side. We were all on team soaring. Yeah. But now we got caught up on the semantics. Somehow this turned on me and I didn't... It needed to turn on somebody.

There's no victimless humor. I do think soaring is standing, and I think flapping is jogging, and then double flapping, like Alex did before, that's sprinting. Okay. We all want to have that ability, but we don't want to be jogging all the fucking time.

We don't want to be running all the fucking time. What if, throughout our day, we just had to immediately jog or run constantly? Annoying. And if you stop jogging, you die. You're dead. That's crazy. What if you're over the ocean? Do they even go over the ocean like that?

They mostly stay over land. Maybe flying gotta be walking. That's what we would like to believe. Calm, flapping, gotta be walking. It gotta be. Miles just said albatrosses can stay in the air for days. Sometimes they. It's got to be walking. It's got to be. Miles just said albatrosses can stay in the air for days. Sometimes they sleep. Yeah, it's got to be walking.

There's no way they sleep. It's all, like you said, gliding. Miles. They're so high up. I swear to God. They're so high up in the sky. So let this man cook, bro. Let this man cook.

Your theory was wrong. Yo. You observed the thing. That doesn't make you right. It's not enough. Miles said I was right. I need the button. The Dr. Evil button. Are you smarter than you? I was right. I need the button. The Dr. Evil button.

Are you smarter than you? I'm right. I need the Dr. Evil button. Hollow bones, 11-foot wingspan. They're like miles up in the air. There's no wind resistance up there. Yeah, stupid. Do they get turbulence with it?

Son, did y'all have that turbulence? That was crazy. I had some turbulence last night, too. That was crazy. And I accidentally fucked up because I split up seats with my girl. And so she was just in the back texting me like, why did that again? I got upgraded to comfort plus, bro. I need the leg room.

Yo, you're a piece of shit. I'm six four, bro. I need it. That's ridiculous. I need it. You should get upgraded, but still give it to your girl. She doesn't need it. She's small.

Everything's comfort plus for her. Coming from the person who flew to Vegas and I ain't give it to her. Yeah, exactly. Give it to your girl. No, if it's a lay flat, ain't give it to her. Yeah, exactly. Give it to your girl. No, if it's a lay flat, I'll give it to her. I did that. I didn't see that. Now, now.

See? See? The upright. Upright is upright. This is the absolute good, okay? I got upgraded lay flat coming back from Athens. She got it the whole flight. I had a window seat in the back.

And then I get one comfort plus. I can't have it with the turbulence, our last flight ever. The last flight I ever have, I can't go Comfort Plus? No, because you get the points for Comfort Plus. It's not that big of a difference. It's not about the points. But you get the points. You're like, hey.

Why don't you just pay for the upgrade for it to be Comfort Plus? It's $50. Come on, bro. That's fucked up. That is crazy, dude. That is kind of crazy. Just be happy. You're in a chair in the sky, dog.

Be happy, bro. Yo, holler at Sadiq beforehand and be like, yo, get us both in the same thing. I don't go that. That's a business expense. I had to go personal when I booked my flights. Come on, bro. And so I had to book it. She just got assigned a random seat.

She didn't check in on time. You don't love your wife. You know, you can also. I love her enough that she had a window seat. Normally, she has to have a middle seat next to me. Oh, my God. Listen to Diddy over here. This guy's a monster, bro.

I didn't know there was going to be turbulence. If I knew there was going to be turbulence, I would have been together. Tell them what you did with the iLadies in Australia. Oh my God, bro. That sucks. The what, ladies? I laid his dick in your mouth, you fucking bitch.

Come on, Alex. You're a gay guy. You fucking bitch. You're so gay. Oh, man. God. You're so gay. It was a good song. You sold it really good. You sold it so good. Come're so gay. No, he was a good seller.

He sold it really good. He sold it so good. He sold it so good. He sold it so good because I was like, I would have been like, eh. But then you were like, oh, come on. Come on, bro. That was good. Al, pay attention.

It's how we go against Charlotte. Al, we're running this play again. Again, this is triangle offense. I got him. I'll be the bargain. That's it. Again, this is triangle offense. I got him. I'll be the market. That's it. Oh, my God. But no, I was going to say, the turbulence was so bad that the flight attendants sat down in the aisle.

I've never seen that in my life. We're in the air. Oh, I would have thought I was dying if that happened. Bro, and then the captain. The fuck, they got a seat. The captain needs more bedside manner because we're flying and literally he's like, everyone take your seats immediately. Son, our captain didn't say shit. And I was like, oh, we done. No, that's better son our captain didn't say shit and i was like oh we done no that's better better if they don't say nothing because why they focus on flying

not just because i don't scare anybody because they know everybody's gonna i mean we i heard noises tell us something yo it's a little windy or we're going through some weather just say something my man said nothing i was like oh it might go down you didn't say anything till he pulled up and then it was, all right, that was too windy. We got to try again. Imagine hearing take a seat immediately and the fucking flight attendant takes a seat on the floor.

In the aisle. That's crazy. That's her fault. That's not the captain's fault. Captains should have urgency. This bitch wild, bro. Yeah, that's wild. I've never seen him on it. My flight attendant was bouncing around the front. The turbulent start, it was crazy and this bitch was trying to like put those little carts inside the thing.

So she wasn't even close to the seat, she's bouncing all around the front. The cars are flying out, they're like glasses that are falling. They're plastic obviously, but still you're like, whoa, this is serious. Yeah, it was legit. And then flying in, we got so low. That was the thing that freaked me out. To me. We were like 3,000 feet over the whole city the whole time because they were trying to avoid the turbulence.

So the whole time I'm flying, and I'm literally, look how dumb I am. I'm looking out the window being like, does he know where the fuck the airport is? I thought I was in an Uber that got lost on Waze. I was sitting there. I was like, does he know? Because right now I see the Kajuko Bridge, and I don't know if that's close at all to the airport. Koshiosko. Koshiosko.

Wait, what? Koshiosko. I said it wrong, and then you tried to correct me. How do you correct it? Well, that didn't go as planned. Fuck. It's hard knowing things about where you're from. I'm telling you.

I'm good. God damn. Why did that happen that way? That's pattern. You got a slam ready. Pigeons are getting smarter. Pigeons are getting smarter. God damn.

Oh, bro. That makes me so happy. Thank you. I fumbled it and then you dropped it again. Damn. How the fuck did I fumble it worse? You didn't even need to be specific about the bridge. You could have said bridge, but you went for the pronunciation.

That's what irritated me. I truly thought it was Kajuko until one second ago. I know I was saying it right. It's Koshiosco. I call it the Koshkiosco. I think there's a number of letters for them and the syllables you're saying. I call it the Koshkiosco. It's some Polack.

But on the subway they saygaret's right oh buddy if you just got by a floridian. It's crazy. Kosciuszko Bridge. Fuck. Kosciuszko. I think I was the closest. Kosciuszko. You're saying it with a J. It's Kosci.

Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. I was the closest. And it's not us. Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko Bridge. Yeah.

Hey, we can agree to disagree. I was the closest. Real New Yorkers. Bro, that flight was terrifying. I was very nervous. Akash, you did a loop around. Yeah, it took like an hour. They tried and they were like, what's going on?

They were like, hey, we're going to try this again. That was too dangerous. And then I was like, okay, well, this next one will be smooth. And it wasn't. I was like, I think we could pull up. I said that out loud. I was like, guys, I think we can just pull up. You're backseat driving?

Yeah, I was freaking the fuck out. Too much going on. Also, I think you were lying when you said, oh, yeah, just take us fuck out too much going on also i think you were lying when you said oh yeah just take us to boston we'll figure it out oh a thousand percent i don't think you believe that i don't think you understand how what a bitch i am i'm taking amtrak from boston much rather than experience turbulence on a flight oh no way i would rather have turbulence and trust that they got it than have to be in philly and then get a car and drive it for amtrak baby come on Come on. No issues.

I was thinking it out. I was like, where else could they land? Because I had a flight to Denver that it was like that for like five minutes. And they're like, yeah, we're not even trying. We're going to Idaho and then we'll figure it out from there. And this, I was like, there's closer airports than Idaho. We could go to DC. I take an Amtrak.

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This season is what? It's like a minor. It's the minor things only. It's just minor. You're being saying this is childish. It's childish. It's childish to talk about the NBA. This season is in its infancy, did I hear you say? Yeah, it's the minor things only. It's just minor. You're being saying this is childish. It's childish. It's childish to talk about the NBA. This season is in its infancy, did I hear you say?

Yeah, it's in its infancy. It's in its infancy. Got you. I got you. Okay. And we're not pointing at anything specific. No, no. At all.

No. Would y'all fuck a 16-year-old? Why do you bring that up? Wait, wait, wait. Do it really hypothetical. Yeah, complete hypothetical. Would you rather? Do, wait, wait. You're really hypothetical. Yeah, complete, like, what'd you say? Would you rather? Do what you'd rather.

Like, okay, yeah. Would you rather, like, have a flourishing NBA career, get a max contract, make hundreds of millions of dollars, and have generational wealth? Or fuck a 16-year-old? Knowing she's- If you could choose. Knowing she's a 16-year-old. I don't know.

I don't know about that. Okay. But I would- Wouldn't you be, like, a little bit more scrupulous- Yeah, I was- In your vetting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing that you have all that to lose? Yeah, I would scrutinize a little more about that. Okay. But I would- You should be like a little bit more scrupulous in your vetting. Yeah, yeah. Knowing that you have all that to lose.

Yeah, I would scrutinize a little more. Yeah. Yeah. Did I use the wrong word? I think it still works, so I didn't say it was wrong. I thought it did work. Scrupulous means moral, which still kind of works.

But yeah, scrutinize would be like vetting it more. Chosen one. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right. Fail successfully. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean. That's cool, baby. Yeah, I mean. Okay. Obviously, we're talking about Carl Malone. Yeah.

Yeah. And being a legend. No, no. There's these allegations against Josh Giddey who plays for OKC. Yeah. Right? And that like some girl posted some picture of him saying, yo, I just fucked Josh Giddey. And she's, I think, a junior in high school, which would make her how old, Al, you would know, or Doug would know.

Doug would know. Mark would know. Mark would know. Mark would know. Mark would know. Make her 18. Miles, you definitely would know. Yeah, to you. No. So here's the thing.

He played the next night. That's crazy. No, it's not. To me, that shows that he didn't do anything. In my opinion, if he actually did something and he came to, because the organization's coming to him immediately. And they're going like, yo, what the fuck is going on here? Did you do anything illegal? Maybe where he lives or where the girl lives or one of those fucking.

I looked it up. I already looked it up. Just to see. For the pod. For the pod. Break the whole thing. I looked it up for the pod, bro. Break the whole thing.

It's true. I looked it up. What is consent really? For research, bro. I looked it up. What is consent really? For research, bro. I looked it up. Weird, dude. Go, go, go. You don't mean to look it up?

You don't mean to have facts? I'm glad. I'm glad you did the research. Thank you. Go, go. Listen. We just have to bag on you for being weird. Let's take a bet.

Even though we all want to know. What is the age of consent in Oklahoma? If I had to guess, 15. I don't know. Yeah, I was thinking early, maybe 16. Because I know New York's 17, which I think is weird. 18, 16 years old. Okay, so this is my suspicion.

They come to him, they go, yo, what the fuck is going on? And he goes, I didn't know this, that, the other. And they vet the actual age. And then they go, technically he didn't do anything illegal. He can play. If he went to them, and he has to be honest, right? There's a lot of shit riding on it. There's gonna be like legal action that's gonna reflect on the organization.

They're gonna go, they're gonna go, oh, actually look at the age of consent in Australia. I just looked it up. Jesus Christ. What the hell, Miles? Florida boys. You crazy. Son, he's Florida boy. Yeah, I need y'all to say it. It is between 16 and 17, Miles? Florida boys. You crazy. Son, he's Florida boy.

It is between 16 and 17, depending on the state. So Josh Giddey is from Australia. Okay. So the assumption is, does he believe it's okay and then do it, right? And then the organization is like, even though this is the creepiest fucking disgusting thing that you're out here hooking up with high school girls, technically it's not illegal. Therefore, we can't ban him. We can't put him in jail. He's gonna play. But didn't, so John Morant, was he breaking gun laws where he was? Cuz he got suspended. I think the NBA has a behavioral clause.

And behavioral clause is not an issue to fuck 16-year-olds? It might literally. They might need to add it. They might need to add that. Come on, bro. You know what that is. I don't want to say that. You know what that is.

It doesn't add up to me that he's still playing at all. That's the thing. The fact that he played the next day made me think he didn't fuck. Yes, he did. He's in a picture with her shirtless. The girl posted a picture saying, I just fucked Giddy. Which makes me think she didn't do it. No, girls, they fuck.

You don't take that many pictures. Can you look up the I just fucked Josh Giddy picture, please? Sorry, I know. It just makes me think she didn't do it because she would also assume that that's incriminating, right? She's basically going, yo, this guy just stat raped me. No, but I think both of them she's looking at him like yo i want to fucking nba star and he's like yo this girl's also it's no excuse you should fucking know yeah like i don't care what the age is in australia they're

not fucking idiots out there yeah your whole career is coming here you're not gonna learn the basic minimum hey don't fuck young girls yeah i saw one thing that said it was known that he liked young girls. I don't know if that's real or not, but somebody at some point has probably said, and they train up every NBA rookie or whatever, stay away from XYZ. I'm sure as many... Look at this. Just fuck Josh Giddey. He's shirtless in the picture. Yeah, come on.

Why are you shirtless in a picture with a 16-year-old girl? Okay, Mark, tell us. What? I don't know. What are you talking about? Mark, tell us. Maybe they're doing a workout. Maybe he's a coach of the high school basketball team. Maybe.

They're just family in the house. Yeah. They're chilling. Maybe that's his sister, bro. She looks Australian. Then they did fuck, though. That's his sister. It was a parent of Mark's.

That's my point. So what happens? I don't know. He's not even good enough to keep around. It was crazy. Oh, is he not that good? I thought he was nice. I think he's doing it.

He's fine as far as I know. He winged that shit. Did you do an India thing? Yeah, he winged that shit. Did you Hindustan it? I think you Hindustan that. Even Ja Morant we're not protecting. Ja Morant we protected the fuck out of.

He just kept doing it. Ja Morant could do anything he wanted. He was pulling guns out in fucking pickup basketball games. Like, Ja got a lot of protection. That's fair. Ja didn't get protection. Also, what he did was more obvious, I guess, as like a violation for the NBA. Like, we don't have, like, confirmation video. The NBA thought they didn't have to tell their players you can't fuck 16-year-olds.

And then this fucking cokehead from Australia shows up and he starts smashing them out and taking pictures with them. The picture is crazy. This is crazy, dog. But that's what I'm saying. He doesn't think anything's wrong. But maybe he did. But you should know. You should know, yo. It's like that baseball player. Did you guys hear about this baseball player? I'm gonna fuck up where he's from. I don't know if he's from

Dominican Republic or something like that, but he had like 13 year old girlfriends. Did you hear about it? I think he was like, he got like some $100 million contract or whatever, but he was dating like 13-year-olds and shit. And I think people are like, oh, he didn't know. It's like, no, you know. You're being a fucking creep.

I mean, this is crazy. I mean, that's a crazy picture. If he goes, I was drunk. Why are you drunk with fucking 16-year-olds? Well, I think he's also 20. I don't even know if it's legal for him to drink. But if Shorty's 16, and if this is in Oklahoma where it's legal, then he's like, I'm not doing anything wrong.

He's 21. It's not that far. It's weird, but it ain't that far. You know, bro. Nah, but look at him. He look good. Do you know? You got millions on the line.

Why do you know? Why do I know? Why does Mark know why do you know why do i know why does mark know why does our cost know just why is this guy not everybody in my know you got millions on the line yo yo who doesn't know i know i'm just saying so it's't know, yo? Who doesn't know? I know. I'm just saying. So it's like, it's weird, it's creepy, you shouldn't do it. This man married his teenager. That's legal.

That's legal, bro. That's true. That's legal. Yo, Josh got to make a wife out of her, yo. Josh, you got one chance for retribution. You got a wife, yo. Yeah, that is a good point. That's the only way.

That's the only way. Because don't they have like some rules where it's like if the age is like. Stop acting. Now there is. Isn't there a rule? It's called the Romeo and Juliet clause. Wait, why do you know it? Why do you know it?

Come on out. Don't you dare.? Come on out. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare fucking leave. I'm leaving Yannick, but I'm out of here, son. On that FC, I'm leaving. That's it. I knew if it's close enough, they give you a little wiggle room.

Son, does Biden need to come out and just tell motherfuckers you can't fuck 16-year-olds? It's like 18, yo. I don't know if he— Biden, just say 18, yo. You think he was going to say that, though? What would he say? Mr. Sniffing Heads? You think?

With numbers? I don't think he's the one. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, because the thing is, like, even if nothing happens to him, even if he keeps on playing, there's no problem. It's going to follow him forever. Like, it's just going to be nonstop. I saw a video the other day, or just like today,

it was a dude tying his shoe in front of a bunch of kids. Did you see this video? Some NBA player, it might have been LeBron, I don't even know. You could just see his foot. And he ties his shoe in front of the kids and it runs away. And it's these two girls that are 10. They're like, oh my gosh, an NBA player was just near us. All the comments. Oh, they just saw Josh Giddey.

Just every comment. No, he's going to Giddey. Like, just every comment. No, he's going to be the most famous pedophile, for sure. Like, and they asked him in the interviews. That might be defamation. You can't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Allegedly. Because it's like, you can't really, even though it's weird, you can't put it on him

if it's legal. You can't. Yeah, you can, yo. And it's that weird shit of motherfuckers who, like, really, they look around the room. Pedophile's not a legal term. Pedophile's just a thing. It's a label. You're fucking a 16-year-old

to me, you're a pedophile. That's not legal. That's it. I don't give a fuck what they say. Yeah, we use it as slang. Yeah. Yo, we use it as slang, bro. Yo, we can call Arthash a mudfucker.

We can't call him a kidfucker. Low key, like we throwing it out there. You never fucked mud. You never fucked mud. This guy fucked 16-year-olds. You got discipline. I got discipline. You got discipline.

I got discipline. I keep it in my pants. This guy don't. This might be wild, but I bet you her parents don't mind. It might be wild. Why are you protecting this man so much? No, no, no. That's weird.

No, no, no, no, no. Why are you protecting him? I'm saying the bad parents, the bad parents. You racist, though. Because if this is a 16-year-old and you're fucking Snapchatting guys you fucking already, the parents done fucked up. You think she got parents? Yeah.

Yeah. She ain't got no daddy. She ain't on a pole. She got one. She ain't on a pole. She kind of was. Nah. You know how he built?

He's 6'7". You know what I mean? That's true. She was dancing just like the rest nah she ain't got no for the record we also don't have a confirmed age i looked it up yeah it's not it's not confirmed she's a junior in high school unless she's how about you start with this that's not confirmed either no we don't we don't know exactly how old she is so then what's this whole rumor about everything so they had a i think it was like a picture of her from like last year she's like

in high school last year so i think the speculation that she's like a junior so this this could be an 18 year old bitch and we talking for no fucking reason right now now she's 18 and we got to apologize to josh i don't know what the confirmation is if she was 18 he just said she's 18 that's a good point he refused to answer questions if you were fucking if you were fucking an 18-year-old bitch and everybody's like, yo, she's 15, what would the first thing you say? I can't comment on that? Or you show her ID?

Yeah, I would ask for ID. Look how old this pussy is. No, people ask if you know she's 18. For a fact, you're right. She's 18. And people are like, yo, I heard you fucked a 15-year-old. Would you say, I have no comment? Or would you say, nah, she's 18.

Fuck you. I got proof. She's 18. I'd leave it there. Unless I had a legal counsel who was like, hey, don't say anything. No, fuck. Hey, hey. Fuck you. I got proof. She's 18. I'd leave it there unless I had a legal counsel that was like, hey, don't say anything. No, fuck, hey, hey, hey,

fuck the legal counsel. If the legal counsel was like, hey, don't say she's 18, I'd be like, I need new legal counsel. Fuck you. This is like when Sandusky

fucked up that question. They were like, are you attracted to young boys? And he was like, what do you mean attracted? Or R. Kelly. And he fucked the young boys. What's a teenager?

That shit is wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so yeah, you can't fumble that. If you And he fucked the young boys. What's a teenager? Yeah. That shit is wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, you can't fumble that. If you know you're innocent, you just got to be like. That's why I don't think he's innocent. Yo, yo, yo. Also, there's a picture of this girl saying she just fucked Josh Giddy.

Yeah. That's enough of me. Is this racism? Is Josh Giddy only getting preferential treatment because he's a white? Well, we don't know if he's getting preferential treatment, bro. Can we talk about JFK? Someone else receiving head shots. Sloppy head in the backseat.

So that's the only one. Is there a new doc? I was looking up mad shot. I ain't seen no new doc. No, it's just this absolutely incredible moment of American history that is unsolved. And I think that- I think there's a new doc. Call them what the doctor saw or something.

And then one of- Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're right. I meant like... Did y'all see the new doc? No, I haven't seen it yet. Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus, yeah. I think I got that one for... What's that show? I got a free trial for The Offer, but my shit ran out. Oh, The Offer

and I thought the other show called Montana or whatever. Yellowstone. Yellowstone is on it. How you forget what it's called? You were obsessed with it. All you talked about was... Wasn, which is the shit you loved. Honestly, give it a year. He's going to be like, what's that game, squash? What were we playing? Yeah.

Don't you ever disrespect me, Seth. Don't you ever disrespect my love for Bedellia. Bro, I've gotten nervous because I just bought a racket, and I feel like it's going to fade. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. The racket is going to frustrate you. No. the racket is going to frustrate you. Unless you've used it a lot. Transitioning into the new racket

is a life-changing experience. Alright, so JFK. We're back. But no, for real, paddle's the greatest sport ever. Invented in Mexico. Don't let them Spaniards try to steal it from y'all. Shout out to Mexico. No, it wasn't. Motherfucker. No, it wasn't. Do you think a Spaniards start stealing from y'all. Shout out to Mexico. No, it wasn't.

Motherfucker. No, it wasn't. Do you think a Spaniard could build that? They are lazy enough to build that. It's a cage. They got plastic. There was little Mexican kids there. But they're lazy. This is what we used to put the border kids in. And then they decided to make a game out of it. They just gave them tennis balls.

Biden invented this shit. Obama invented it. No, it's Acapul Oh, shit. Biden invented this shit. Obama invented it. No, it was Acapulco, bro. Get the fuck out of here. 100%. I found that out in Mexico when I was getting lessons. But Spanish are the best at it.

Stop it. But that's true. Argentines are. No. And we played with the son of the greatest paddle player in history, 15-time world champion

when we were in Sydney. That's a good point. He was a Mexican, but I believe he created in Spain. No, created in Acapulco, Mexico. A Spaniard took it back. You got your fucking reading glasses on. Sean, I'm trying to cap.

I'm trying to cap. I'm trying to cap. This motherfucker. It's literally the sentence. I'll be, I'll be. Y'all miss it. You've been riling me the fuck up sometimes, son. You've been riling me on this dick right now.

I'm grabbing my Johnson. You see the thing about that picture stop it bro you're being political again hey giddy up what do you think after sex he was asking so you like food what do you think about weather oh my god

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How'd you like it? Mid. I didn't watch it. Aw, damn. You lied. I didn't watch it. You were lying. Al, speak up. I don't know.

I want you guys to watch it. And then we'll talk about it. I'll give you an opinion on it. Yeah, I would love that. Honestly, I think it was mid. Actually, it was mid. Yeah. Why is that?

Historical inaccuracies. Like what? He never fired a cannon at the pyramids. I read that article, too. I was reading the article because we were talking. I was like, I want to get a Napoleon expert on here to talk about Napoleon. One, I'm fascinated. But two, it'd be really cool if there is a massive interest in Napoleon because of the

movie. Yeah. So Hamilton comes out, everybody gets into Hamilton. It's like, I'd like to learn a little bit more about this historical figure. Yeah. I'm hoping this had the same effect because Napoleon is an incredibly important historical figure, right? Globally important, not just on some friendship, like change the world.

Yeah. Not the shape of the pyramids. Didn't do that. But Ridley Scott, is that his name? Yeah. I guess let us to believe he did. Thoroughly loved the movie. Oh, really?

I like how they depicted Napoleon. Like, would you say, like, you're like Napoleon? Hmm. Fuck, am I fucking? Fucking? Yeah.

Nah. Because he was on top. Rabbit fucking, wasn't he? Oh, really? He was kind of a rabbit fucker. Wait, did they see a sex scene? Yeah. Can you tell us about the movie? I'm putting it down. Nah, he was just a super cuck in the movie, bro.

Like, just an ultra cuck. Like, just a simping for this little bitch who's giving it up. Why were you saying that? That I'm like him? I was trying to see it. That's really insulting to me. I believe that you watch movies. You're trying to hurt my feelings. He's trying to get you to trap yourself. Oh, you was trying to see it. That's really insulting to me. I can't believe that you watched the movie. You're trying to hurt my feelings.

He's trying to get you to trap yourself. Oh, he was trying to trap you. Yeah. I thought you were trying to hurt my feelings right there. I still kind of feel a little wounded. I know you put it down from the bottom, son. With the pop pop. I know you put it down.

With the pop pop. Come on. That's how he reacted when he saw the paparazzi. Isn't that exactly how he reacted? Stop, guys. Stop. Which one of y'all paid the motherfucking paparazzi? Nobody paid the paparazzi, dude.

And I thought it was fake until they asked you what you thought about the fights. And I was like, this motherfucking paparazzi out here for Andrew. We ain't talked about this yet, right? No. Maybe you did it on Patreon. Maybe Patreon. I swear one of y'all set that shit up. No, I did not.

Yeah, Shorty loves you, bro. She called the paparazzi? Hello, paparazzi? You can hire shit like that. This is what, after asking you guys, this is what I think I think the restaurant called.

And it was the most disappointed paparazzi. There was like one flash and then a slower one and then it was the most disappointed paparazzi. There was like one flash and then a slower one. And then it was like, the fuck are we doing? Did we see the photos anywhere? They only took pictures of you. We walked out and they were like, hold.

Wait for it. Hold your fire. Wait for it. So they got digital memory cards. There's no finite amount of film. But they were like, don't waste memory on these guys. This was at my 40th birthday. My wife and my lovely friends threw a great 40th birthday at an awesome restaurant in the city.

And it was a lot of fun. And when we walked out, much to our surprise, there were paparazzi. Alex walked in and out three times. Just so he could get his pick on. I saw you change outfits. The pit was fire. He forgot something inside. Hold on one second. Will you guys be here in two minutes? I had to get one with the jacket

on, jacket on. Didn't show up on TMZ though. Separate note. Speaking of paparazzi, that's what inspired this thought. Kanye's new song, is it me or no one cares? Sheesh, I didn't know he had a new song. I think it might be over musically for Kanye.

No, it's not. I think he still has an ability to garner interest through antics. What do you always say? They have like a gravitational pull? He still has the gravitational pull, but musically he used to be able to stop the planet. And he has a new song with Dirk and

was it Party Next Door? Or Tie Dollar Sign. And nothing. I don't hear anybody bumping it. Now, we could make the argument the streaming organizations are trying to squash it and it's not getting radio play, but we don't listen to radio. We're just us and our friends. People are not using the audio online for their memes. It's slow movement. One, two, how do you think the Arab world and the Middle East world feels about

Two, how do you think the Arab world and the Middle East world feels about all of these almost like canceled or like lampooned celebrities running to them for, I don't know, like nurturing and love once they can't get it over here? Who else? I mean, Tate immediately. Right? So it's like, what happens? You get canceled in America, you just go out there, and then they're going to give you some embrace because the celebrity still has some cachet there, and maybe they're not as offended by the cancellations back home.

But do you think there's any part of them that's like, yo, y'all just come in here because y'all can't get it like that back home. I think they're using them too. Like, all right, this is cute for now. And then we'll eventually move on to mutual using. I think that window will probably close. What do you mean by that? Like for Middle Eastern countries for embracing people because they're just going to have so much clout that we don't need.

That's what I'm saying. Y'all got the clout. You had every boxing champion in history at the fight. But they paid for every boxing champion to be there. That's fair. But the money is no option today. Like they've been limited amounts of Saturday's unlimited amount of money. It doesn boxing champion to be there. That's fair, but the money is no option today. They have unlimited amounts. With Saudi, it's an unlimited amount of money.

It doesn't have to entertain Kanye. But it's like American celebrities in Europe. Older rap artists can still tour crazy in Europe because they don't see them that often. So they get more excited. So there's a novelty. Never there. It's a novelty effect. Okay, fair.

They're always going to be able to get that pop. All right. But if they're getting everyone coming through, I think that window for who they embrace. Once it just becomes a place that you go, now you no longer need to rely on the people you can get, which are like the canceled American or European. I don't see it ever becoming. I've ever seen, it's the Middle East. I just don't ever see it becoming a place that everyone just goes.

Bro, if you're in Europe- It's growing fast, but it's still not like people are still going to have some reserve where it's just like, you know. I don't know. It's changing so fast. In three years, it feels like it's changed so much. Honestly, now we're going to get geopolitical. Yeah. I think this is the reason why the Arab nations have not applied any pressure, or seemingly any pressure towards Israel in the conflict right now.

They will put out this forward-facing support for the Palestinian people, but they ain't ready to bang. And I think it's because they're like, listen, we do not want terrorism in this region. We want investment. We want people coming here for vacations. We don't want this area to be synonymous with danger, murder, and killing. We want this shit settled. So Israel, on the low, I think they're basically like, Israel, go in there, get fucking Hamas

out of there, handle all that shit right here so this thing can be squashed and everybody can kind of pour in with the dollars. Because I think they tasted it. They tasted what it's like when you're the bell of the ball. And in Europe, people are going down to the Emirates. They're going down. Now Saudi with these fucking events is looking incredible. There's all these new fights that are already scheduled. You have F1 races. They're like, listen, we can't be thought of as this disgusting terror area of the world.

And that will happen if there's ongoing conflict. Handle it. And if they backed Palestine, this is gonna go on forever. So I think they're basically going, hey, how quickly can we knock this shit out? Because we want to get back to business as usual. We got to get Steve Harvey over here immediately. Steve Harvey loves Abu Dhabi. There we go. And if it's good enough for Steve Harvey, it's good enough for me.

And you know who doesn't care about that? Iran. And you know who's not going to Iran? Americans ain't going to Iran. I don't know how many Europeans are going to Iran. I don't know. But they're the ones who don't benefit from that tourism, don't benefit from the Western dollars. Not even just Western dollars, shit, Eastern dollars.

Everybody going there for vacation, etc. They have no benefit. So they're like, yeah, let's fuck this up. Y'all against us? Let's keep fucking it up. Maybe even Russia comes in as well. But the other countries there who have tasted the limelight, tasted the enjoyment, tasted that capitalism. I see what you're saying.

I think they're like, hey, shut this down as quick as possible. Let's get back to business as usual. I think long term, they see the ability, the potential to become a superpower. On a global stage, we're a force. We got the money. We got people that'll do it. You know what I mean? I don't know if they have the numbers to be superpowered, but I think that they could be an economic destination and a cultural

destination in a place where P in a hub for entertainment, vacation, business and culture. And it's like, that can't happen if people are scared to come here because they're worried that they're going to get a fucking bomb explode in a mailbox and they're going to die. Or they're worried that somebody is going to chuck a rock at their wife for walking around in a skirt. So we need to make this shit

feel very cool, calm, and enjoyable for the West because they tasted the dollars of the West. Question, have they run out of oil or they're running out of oil? Depends on whom. If we're talking about Saudi Arabia. No, they have oil for. Whatever. Talk about Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi still has oil and natural gas, I believe.

Are they running out of oil? Dubai has none left. Dubai. Dubai is the best in tourism. So how long can they keep overpaying before they run out? I think some countries. I heard this about Qatar. They understood that their oil

was drying up, so they had like a, some firm or hedge fund or whatever, take the money we're making now and start investing it. And they invested in a ton of, apparently they own like

a crazy amount of the skyscrapers in London or something like that. So they are, we're running out of oil money, but we're not running out of money money. They're diversified. We're running out of oil,

but our money has been invested into other things. Like don't they own, who owns Qatar? PSG. Yeah, Paris Saint-Germain. They've invested in these incredibly lucrative businesses, so they're still generating wealth and revenue. But another part of that would be creating a tourism destination. And it's been quite effective. And that's the idea of sports washing or whatever the fuck you want to call it. I'm just wondering how long can they keep overpaying? Because sports washing is overpaying, it's overpaying. They're not making

that money back. They're just trying to- It's a PR move. Yeah, it's a big PR move. So it's like, how long can they sustain that before people- Define overpaying. This is a tricky thing here. Because if the state owns the operation, they don't care about profiting on it, right? They don't need to, because they're not, like Bob Arum or Don King has to profit because that's how they pay their bills. That's how they pay their staff. That's how they pay everything.

If they just break even on a fight, right? That's just their, whatever it is. Think about all the money that is coming in from hotels, all the money that can come in for potential, not only sponsorships, activities. Like people have to eat while they're there, right? They're going to go. I don't even think they're breaking even. No, but it's like a loss lead.

You know how Walmart would sell toys for less than what they paid for them? Because when you come to Walmart, you're not just buying toys. Buying groceries. You're buying groceries. We're making our money elsewhere. So they have enough money to keep taking. 50 million for a fighter or whatever, we have trillions of dollars. How about that?

I'm just saying, how long can they keep doing that? Because every place else can't do that because they're- Well, because other places aren't invested in people looking at that as a possible tourist destination. So for example- I mean, every place. America don't need it. For example, America isn't investing in this fight so people come to America because people are already gonna come to America. But we need to believe that Saudi is a place to even go. So according to this Google search,

UAE has proven reserves equivalent to 299 times its annual consumption. Meaning without net exports, there will be 299 years of oil left. But that's all of the UAE. And I think that's oil and natural gas. I think there's some parts that still have natural gas. And then some part, Abu Dhabi is where the real money is in. I was just wondering how long can they continue operating this way just to get people, to change the vision in people's minds where it's like, you know what, it is safe to go

over there. How about looking at it like this? How much- People who go to Disney World will go- Think about it like this. How much does, I don't know, who cares? Think about it like this. How much does Tesla pay in advertising and commercials? Zero. Elon is their advertiser. Maybe Saudi isn't putting out some crazy promotional campaign of come to Saudi Arabia and spending $10 million or $20 million across all these different, not even social media networks,

TV studios, all this other shit. And maybe they've gone, all right, instead of spending $50 million that way, why don't we just spend $50 million on the biggest fight? We'll pay double, but we'll have all the eyeballs on what Saudi Arabia is. And we'll get maybe even more benefit because people are actually interested to come here and see what's going on. So maybe they're overpaying, but at the same time, they might be paying the same amount than they would pay to advertise in a more traditional manner for people to come to their country. Think about how stupid the commercials are.

Come to whatever, name a fucking place. It's like that doesn't work. You know what works? Showing me that they get the biggest fucking fight. I start going, ooh, that might be a place to hit up. You talk about that show house, what's the- The Real Housewives? Got all the girls wanna go. If you don't think they paid single old bitches in New York show, what's that called?

Sex in the City. Sex in the City to do the second movie in, where did they go for? They went to one Middle Eastern country for the second movie. No, they paid crazy. You don't think that they paid them shit? Hey, they said, hey, make the whole thing about here. Here's a check. Pay them whatever the fuck you want. We don't give a fuck.

And then you have the foremost influential old white bitches that influence all the other old white bitches and younger white bitches. Now they're going to go out there. I just feel like it takes a long time to undo all of the negative press America has put on that region. I think 10 years max. Yeah. I think 10 years max before we're like, you know what? It looks kind of lit, though. Yeah, maybe. No, I think that's a good point.

It's like, how much money do they have to spend to convince us it's okay? Yeah. For example, like, when Taco Bell has, like, all them rats eating the tacos while the place is closed, you take a week off Taco Bell, you're like, ew, what the fuck is going on with Taco Bell? You know what I mean? But then they put out the new Gordita Crunch, and you're like, ew, what the fuck is going on with Taco Bell? You know what I mean? But then they put out the new Gordita Crunch and you're like, rats don't fuck with that. So they have to, again, basically dig themselves out of that hole. Yeah, and I'm just

wondering which one comes first. I don't think they have way more money than time is going to take. I think. I think we're already kind of looking at it. We're not fully being like, that looks lit, but we're like, eh. I think. I think we're already kind of looking at it. We're not fully being like, that looks lit, but we're like, eh. I think the tricky thing happens when...

This is why I think the tricky thing happens. When the places that have built up these tourist destinations that haven't wrapped the tourism around culture, they've just wrapped it around, hey, look at this crazy building or

look at this fucking arcade or look whatever. Those can't offer anything when a newer, fancier tourist destination comes out. Italy's not going anywhere. Greece is not going anywhere. Mexico's not going anywhere because they offer thousands of years of history and culture. So if Saudi is smart, they'll look at the mistakes that have been made and the successes that have been made in the region and go, okay, this is what we have to avoid and this is what we have to lean into. If I'm Saudi, or if I'm any of them, I'm wrapping it around culture. Everything has to be culture, culture, culture. Do that a little bit.

But keep this good, good. You have a good point. They do it with, hey, you can dress up, wear the headscarves, take your pictures, be on a fucking camel and shit like that. But at the same time, it's like, hey, women can't do this or you can't do that or you're oppressed in this way. It's hard to really wrap it around the culture. You got to get people addicted to the commerce. And once they've become accustomed to their new life, they do not want to sacrifice it. And then once they don't want to sacrifice it, they're willing to make the changes to continue this new life. And that is the game. So the first thing is get people addicted to the money and the success and driving the nice cars

and eating at the fanciest restaurants and all your favorite athletes coming over. And then if they feel that dip even a little bit, you go, well, people don't want to come here because women can't drive. They feel a little bit. Then they're like, well, let these bitches drive. Don't affect my money. Let them drive. There's also maybe elements of the culture we don't even know about. What if they told you, like, hey, we have pyramids of Saudi Arabia? You'd be like, I have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea what's over there. But this is like an ancient country that has generations of culture that we might not know about because they haven't pushed the culture. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like obviously, it's tragic obviously what has happened to Iraq and we're responsible for that as America. But there is so much history in Iraq. This is the birthplace of civilization. Imagine you could wrap that into the tourism, going to see these fucking ancient relics, the ones that are still there. You're like, holy shit, you're doing Rome again. You're doing Greece again. It's in the Middle East. To me, that's exciting. Let's go. I want to see it and wrap everything around it. You can do the fancy new technological stuff. Just give me a little feeling of the old stuff.

Yeah. You know? And. Yeah, that was my only issue with Dubai. It just felt like consumerism for consumerism's sake. And they're the first ones. Yeah. So they're like, okay, how do we do this?

Yeah, that I feel doesn't last. It doesn't last when a new thing pops up. And I think that's what Saudi is going. They're going, hey, the Emiratis and the Saudis are friends and everybody's cool and shit, but the Saudis are still going, okay. So they dumped a bunch of money into this and they made this technological hub and it's been amazing and successful and it's a tourism destination. People want to see all this amazing, fancy stuff. But we can also do that. How else can we change it? How else can we improve it? And I think if I'm the Emirates or if I'm Saudi, I'm making a week of programming that

you cannot miss if you're part of the jet setter crew. The jet setter crew often dictates culture. In New York, for example, the end of summer, it's Labor Day, people are in the Hamptons. Immediately, there's the US Open, Labor Day, and then New York Fashion Week, all within two and a half weeks. If you're a wealthy person, you're parking yourself here for at least a week of that. Now, if you're not one of those super rich people, but you're one of us, you're like, oh, dude, I want to go to some Fashion Week parties.

Or, oh, dude, what's going on for labor? Oh, US Open? It'd be sick to go check out US Open. You might try to do one of those things. How can you make one week of events? So imagine there's UFC fight, F1, and then there might be some cultural, historical thing in the region. You're like, yo, I can hit all this shit in two weeks.

and then there might be some cultural, historical thing in the region. You're like, I can hit all this shit in two weeks. No, I'm not saying this is it, but UFC fight, Andrew Schultz show is a weekend. Now, if I'm some guy in England, I go, bro, I go to Dubai for the fucking weekend. I get to watch the UFC fight in Abu Dhabi,

then Schultz in the next night. What's a week of that? Yeah, Saudi Arabia fashion week. That's what they got to do. Wrap it up. Wrap it up, dude. But did that, so it's like, okay, here's an F1 race. Then's what they gotta do. Wrap it up. Wrap it up, dude. But did us. And it's like, okay, here's an F1 race.

Then there's a UFC fight. Then there's another thing. And now the four of us are sitting here going, bro, don't you want to watch Izzy fight? Yo, Izzy's fighting. And then we could also watch the F1 show. Why don't we just go there for the week? The girls can go shopping over here. We just go.

They gotta get the girls, bro. Well. That's the game. If they're focusing on the guys, they gotta get the women. The Russians got that on lock, though. So they're flying. Go, go. I thought there were freelance pros out there. You know what I mean? I thought they were just running their own thing.

Apparently, it's like, this has been told to me, allegedly, Russian mafia. He is tiptoe, man. Russian mafia. I don't want to get killed by some Russians. I can't do any scary white stuff. But basically, these Russian mafia. He is tiptoeing. Russian mafia. I don't want to get killed by some Russians. Come on. I can't do any scary white. But basically, these Russian mafia people, like oligarchs, basically, are flying in private jets full of dimes.

And then they just drop them off free range. And then if you go chat with them, they're like, oh, yeah, let's meet up later. Here's my number. And then you meet up, and then there's a guy there that's like, all right, here's what the deal is. And you can either leave or you can stay, but you got to pay it away. I was saying to get that shit going, you have to bring the attractions that get the girls going. Well, that's the beauty of it.

I think girls drive, like, oh, the girls are going to be there? This is the beauty of Fashion Week. Yeah. The girls all want to be at the fashion events. And no girl's going to turn down the opportunity to even go to a thing. And if you're a young hot chick, you want to be invited to all the fashion events. So if you build cultural tentpoles around these events that women really want to be at. What do chicks like?

That's the thing they haven't been doing. What do girls like, bro? They're like, Instagram pictures. How can you do? What's the shit in Miami that's about to happen? Basel. Things where you can take pictures. So here's the thing that's tricky.

How exactly can you do a fashion show in a place that preaches modesty for the women? So if there's going to be this fashion show where you're going to have cleavage out. That's why I think that I don't know how myself. You have to find another way. What is another thing that these beautiful women want to be at? Who do beautiful women like, dude?

Ah, gosh Yeah Yeah That'll do it That's why New York is popping right now At the Flankin Studios I walked out of the hall with this guy It's crazy

But what is it? That's a good question I mean, F1, I think women like, but I think they don't like the race. They just like that it is a form of luxury. It's like a yacht week or something like that. And it's not women going. It's women on the arms of a guy. Exactly.

Whereas fashion, it's like, chicks will go if we go on or not. Yes. So what is the move? What do girls like? Money? Girls like money? You do that? I think you can tie it around fashion and like dressing up like Kentucky Derby shit.

What's the Derby day or whatever where girls get to wear them fucking hats and all that? That's again. That type of stuff. That's conservative. The only problem is their conservative dressing for women isn't as fashion forward Look like a mummy It's all haram, bro Exactly

Everything girls like is haram, what's up with that? Yo, low key That's why they have to do it Because they know what they like And they gotta stifle them desires, bro It wasn't always like that Yeah It wasn't always like that

Maybe falconing? Why do they all like falcons out there? Have you noticed that? I like a falcon. We back on the falcons? No, I just saw the picture, bro. Saudis be falconing, bro. Really?

Actually, out there, they like all animals. Bro, you saw this? Mother charted a whole airplane. Oh. And then just lined it up with falcons. They already can fly, bro. 80 of them. They already fly.

You don't even need to put them in a plane. That's so funny. That is a flex. That's hilarious. That is a flex. Don't even fly, my boy. Yeah. We got you.

I got you. Put them in coach, though. That's fucked up. This is where I was sitting. My girl was back here in the Falcons. Why do they like Falcons so much? I don't know. I saw a Falcon almost die this weekend, actually.

This is a true story. I'm having evil times. I think you're talking about Ludacris. He did almost die. Did Ludo almost die? I got freaked out. He was coming down from Machete. He didn't look comfortable at all, bro. You saw him? I wouldn't be either. That shit was crazy. That was terrifying. He was letting the audience sing a lot.

You know what I'm saying? Move! I feel like he was talking to the operators. Like, no, move. I need to get down. Seriously, please help me out. But no, no. I was at Medieval Times, and they had a falcon come out in the middle of the show.

And then the falcon flies around the whole thing. And then it flew into a net. Oh, they still do that. Yeah. I do remember that. I remember that part. That shit was impressive. But your falcon didn't fly directly into a net and get stuck for a couple minutes.

Nah. Flew into the net, got stuck. Right back to the doozers. And then everyone kind of stopped cheering. And then it flew down and then they caught it with the rope thing. And then the falcon was just kind of on the ground for a little bit. And that's what you loved about medieval times? That's Florida, boy.

Like up here, we got it under control. No, it was Falco's first day. He was struggling. All the little nephews were like, what's up with the bird? And then immediately after, they serve you a half chicken. That is a little crazy. This is the old falcon. With us, they serve you a half chicken. That is a little crazy. Thank God. With us, we used the big-ass turkey leg

or whatever the fuck it was. I'm glad they went chicken. Yeah, a half chicken. It was amazing. Honestly, I enjoyed it. Still no seasoning. No seasoning, but they didn't have seasoning in medieval times. It's salty, bro. You don't remember? It was just no seasoning on the meat. I'm talking about that Remember, it was just no seasoning on the meat, Paul. Oh. But it was just...

I'm talking about that tomato soup you would serve with it. Oh, Dragon's Blood? You're talking about Dragon's Blood? Yeah, that's what they call it. They didn't have tomatoes. That's a New World thing, but they did have Dragon's Blood back in medieval times. Oh, that's right. Tomatoes came from here.

I like how they cut costs and just say that's how things were back then. We could pay for spice or just say there was no spice back then. No knives or forks. But this is the shit I don't understand. They used to wrap meat in salt to preserve it and keep it for long

distances and shit. Use it in the season and when you're cooking it. I think it was Middle Eastern, bro. See, they were on season early. No, like on long journeys.

They would just fucking cover the meat in salt. I don't think whites did that. I think whites did it. I don't know, bro. I don't know if whites were on the preservation. I was on the right shit, yeah.

Even the whites? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Miles is on his shit today. Y'all got to give it up for Miles. Let's give it up for Miles. All those Falcons have passports. We're back.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that is actually a little wild. The UAE gives out Falcon passports. What? That's crazy. I like that. Isn UAE gives out Falcon passports. What? That's crazy. I like that. Isn't that sick? I like that.

That's a place that's not going to last. They're at the gate? There's enough bitches. There's enough birds. Are they going through customs? Anything to declare? Bro, that's crazy. So that guy not only got 80 seats, he got 80 Falcon passports.

Wow, that's so rich. That's awesome. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah, you got to respect it. Anyway, we got to go to Medieval Times. That, that's so rich. Oh, that's awesome. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah, you got to respect it. Anyway, we got to go to Medieval Times. That's all I'm saying.

It's crazy they respect Falcons more than women. Ain't that crazy? Yeah, I know. I know. I don't know. They're both covered up. No, they're not?

No, these Falcons, they can't see. Oh, that's a little... Wow, they got the head covered. No, that's crazy. They're still a little covered. They got mini towels. No, they also don't have hair.

You got to cover the hair. Falcons got no hair, only feathers. Come on, bro. All right, what else we got? I want to do feelings, no facts. Let's do feelings, no facts,

rifle through, and then we out. We can just rifle through, dude. All right, so there's a protest going on in Ireland right now. Did you see this? Yeah. What was that about?

Apparently, there was a dude that stabbed someone. I don't really know. I think he was an Algerian immigrant. He was an immigrant that went there to Ireland. I don't know if. I think he was an Algerian immigrant. He was an immigrant that went there to Ireland. I don't know if he was legal, if he came through as like refugee status, but basically stabbed someone.

And now people are pissed off that they're just letting people into the country that are doing violent acts. So what's the deal? Protests bucking off. People are going crazy. McGregor is like very outspoken and like telling people his opinions. He seems like pretty diplomatic about it, but he's very much like, let's lock it down.

What's going on? You know? You know what's funny is that there's been a series of elections where the quote-unquote extreme right candidate has either won or has gotten close to winning. Really close to winning. Right? So this seems to be a trend.

Yeah. How much longer can you call that the extreme right? As opposed to? What people want. Do you know what I'm saying? You have to have a different form of description if almost the majority or the majority starts to desire this, right? And I understand you're labeling it in that way as starts to desire this, right? And I understand you're labeling in that way as a pejorative, right? You're trying to insult these people and their beliefs. But if their beliefs reflect what the people want, that is kind of public sentiment.

Yeah, but it's the left labeling it as extreme, right? It's not the right saying we are the extreme, right? I think that's a good point, but I think media in general, and I don't want to label media in general as left, even though sometimes it might lean that way. But media in general tends to call it the extreme right, which I don't know if is the best term if it's becoming more popular. And I think that's a way to like, I don't know if this is their goal, but they're kind of And I think that's a way to like, I don't know if this is their goal, but they're kind of using it as a way to almost like discredit them or make them radioactive. But by doing that, you're not listening to what the people are concerned about.

Interesting. You know what I'm saying? Whether or not they're right or wrong, there's still something that they're're bothered by that isn't being spoken to by the regular right or the center. Or the left. And I think it is maybe better to stop name-calling and start figuring out what the fuck. Yeah, listen to the people and why they voted that way. You know what I'm saying? We did that with Trump.

Every Trump supporter is a racist, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden, this guy gets elected and you're like, why don't we figure out why? Okay, let's say he's racist, he's all these other things, but what is he to these people? Why do they vote for him? And then I can speak to what you need better than I feel this quote unquote racist guy can. I think that was a massive thing the left just didn't wanna do. It was just easy to discredit him. And then you end up discrediting

those people and those people get frustrated. And they get more frustrated and more emboldened to vote for this guy and that party and fuck you guys. And less heard. Yes.

And just willing to go for the guy that's saying the right shit, even if he doesn't have the policies to back it up. Yeah. When you're not heard at all, and somebody speaks to what you're feeling, you can very easily block

out all the other fuck shit they say. Yep. So you might as well just hear these people. Listen. Listen to them, and then all of a sudden they won't feel like there's only one option. They'll feel like every time they turn on the TV, they'll be like, yeah, wow, I am frustrated for that reason.

Yeah. And you know what, I don't have to vote for this super extreme guy because at least I am being heard and hopefully these other politicians will listen to what's going on. Now, there is a certain percentage of them that are gonna be racist. There's a certain percentage of them that are gonna be anti-Semitic, that are gonna be Islamophobes. That also exists, but to paint them with that brush, that's where you get dangerous because it does really make them go, you know what?

Fuck you. Yeah. You keep calling me racist, I'm gonna vote for that motherfucker. All right, fine. I'm racist. If I'm already racist and I can't do nothing about it? Fine. I'm going to vote for the guy who cares about my farm.

Yeah. And it bothers you, and you bother me, and label me as all this stuff. So fuck you. That's another reason I'm voting for him. Yeah. Yeah. You see this new dude in Argentina? Yeah.

With the sideburns? The chipmunk? Bro, what is up with all these guys having the same vibe? Hair. What's his deal? I don't know. I don't really know a ton of guys. I trust guys with weird haircuts having the same vibe? Hair. What's his deal? I don't know. I don't really know a ton about it. Can't trust guys with weird haircuts, man.

They're always up to something. They are. I mean, the whole vibe is crazy, dude. Yeah, it's wild, dude. I mean, crazy sideburns. And then the Dutch guy's got the same vibe. Yeah. You saw him?

Who's that? Pops? Yo, low key. Yo, this guy? Who is this? He's the Argentine prime minister or something like that. He just won the election. He's a libertarian.

He says he's going to shut down the central bank of Argentina. Oh, fuck. Good luck. You're dead. But low key, there's part of me that goes. But it's so fucked up on our part. That what? Cuz we're killing him. He's gonna fuck them.

But the thing that- You're stepping out of line. With that, okay, let's say for example, you have frustrations. Obviously, I saw one documentary and then I freak out on the central bank. We printed how many trillion dollars during COVID? Yeah. Inflation went up like, what, 10%? A lot. Like in certain industries, it went up 50, maybe went 100.

But overall inflation, I think, went up, they said like 8% or something like that. Bravo, central bank. You know what I mean? Well done, Fed. We can talk about all the shit that they do, but- They managed the crisis well, you're saying? They fucking managed it okay. Now, Argentina might have 100% inflation one day.

The next day, there's no money in the fucking ATMs. Their central bank, if they are in charge of monetary policy and it is on them to make sure that they maintain the Argentine currency and protect it. Over the last, whatever it is, 20, 30, I don't even know how long it is that they've had these kind of crises. If they keep fucking up, my man has every right to be like, yo, they're not doing a job. Get them out. Yeah, okay.

Peace. If you say that about America, I need you to really convince me because it's gonna be hard to convince the four of us sitting right here whose money seems to be doing okay. Yeah. Like, yeah, we're losing some value to inflation, but nothing compared to what Argentina would lose if they printed $2 trillion in a fucking pandemic. It's true. Yeah. So I do understand why he could say something like that when he's campaigning and people would be like, yeah, fuck that bank. Because one day I had $100, now I got $50. And that sucks. And if there's someone who's in charge of that shit, and this keeps happening.

Get them. Yeah. Am I crazy to think that? No, that makes sense. Yeah, I'm curious how long he holds out. Oh, they're going to kill him. Yo, you saw LaMelo had to cover up his tattoo? No, what is it?

So he has LF. His middle name is LaFrance. And he has LF tattooed underneath his ear. And the NBA basically made him cover it up because his clothing brand is LF, I believe. And what, the NBA has some sort of sponsorship or something like that? They basically say you can't be advertising your own personal assets or your own personal endorsements. What about his shoes that were his own brand? So I don't know why that's an

exception with the clause. I don't actually understand what the deal is. I guess these brands have direct partnerships with the NBA, so if you do a sneaker with Nike or with some other brand, then it's okay. But if it's your own personal thing. There was another player that had a Supreme tattoo. I forget who it was. Why didn't he just say that LF stands

for something else? It does stand for his middle name, so technically I guess it works. I would just argue that one. LF means something? Well, I mean, it does stand for his middle name. So technically, I guess it works. Yeah, I would just argue that one. I'd be like, LF means something else. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But they said no. I think this-

I can't go on this story. Also, the Supreme- That's not the most Akash accuracy. Yep. It was the Supreme Sleeve, and I think J.R. Smith wore it. Same shit. Remember J.R. Smith wore the Supreme Sleeve? Ah, yeah.

It was like a leg sleeve or something like that. I think that there was an issue with and one tattoos. Like and one might have even been like paying players if they got the and one dude. This could be Hindustani facts. That's a better way to say it. That's the cover up. So he has to cover it up during the game. That's corny, dude.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's corny. It's your body, your joint. But like, low-key. Yeah. But they probably on him heavy because they first did Big Baller brand, and I'm sure NBA wasn't cool with that. But should you be able to advertise anything?

If you got a tattoo for some random brand. Yeah. Or your own personal brand. As long as there's not like a morality clause in it. Like, for example, if you're advertising Brazzers or Pornhub, that might go against like the league standards. Yeah, that makes us look. But just like advertising, like let's say somebody had a fucking Rolex crown tattoo. Like you got to cover that up.

Yeah. Because it's Rolex. Jordan can't get a Jumpman tattoo? Well, I guess they have a deal with the NBA, the Jordans. But still, I don't know. That's goofy, bro. I don't know. NBA's thing is just like, yo, you're not going to use us to advertise your personal shit unless we're getting a piece. The fuck I'm not.

The fuck I'm not. But they are employees for this organization, and they're like, hey, this is the rules of the organization. Technically, they're not employees of the NBA. They're employees of the team.

And the team hires the NBA to manage all the teams. So the NBA is hired. I know it feels like it's not that way, but- So then when Jha is waving his gun, whose rules is he bringing? The NBA is the sanctioning and the governing body of these teams, but the owners come together and agree to let them have, what is it, a governance... Well, then his point would still stand. So then, like, the NBA is making the rules.

You've commissioned the NBA to enforce the rules. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, I guess you're right. But I also just think it's corny. Like, it's his own personal brand. It is, but then it's like because then they have to be cutthroat with it

because you let a little bit go and now you have a player who's going to get like tattooed across his forehead or something like something on his jersey or something like that. No, but if it's on your body, I'm okay with that. They can't stop you from getting the tattoo, but they can stop you from showing it.

Yeah. That's where it sort of is. Yeah. What about Dua Lipa asking Tim Cook if they use child-mind cobalt? That seems fun. That seems very fun. I mean, that's got to be set up. Like, there ain't no way to.

Also, is there adult-mind cobalt? Is that not a problem? Is that okay? Yeah, why don't they get adults in Also, is there adult mind cobalt? Is that not a problem? Is that okay? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, why don't they get adults in there, dude? Why do a lipa? There's gotta be set up. Does she have a podcast? No, they just get a famous person. Apple hires a famous person to ask them softball questions or hardball questions that they have answers for cooked up and ready to go. Because his flip on it was fantastic.

His flip on it was like, our goal is to be completely recyclable. He goes, the Apple Watch is made with 100% recycled cobalt and all the materials are recycled and there's no footprint. Here, play it. But the cobalt that's in that phone has not been mined, like using child labor in the DRC. Yes, we can because we do two things well first of all i should back up and say it sounds like a south park our objective over time is to take nothing from the

earth but for those products that we still do mine for some of our other products we have an intense level of tracing to make sure that the labor used is not child labor. Okay. Notice the question. I think we do labor. Well, it's going to be labor. We're just going to make sure that kids don't do it. We don't give them a fuck if adults do it.

Adult slaves. That's not real. It has to happen. Somebody got to mind it. That's her podcast. Say again? That's not real. That's the hat. Yeah. Somebody got to mind it. Yeah. That's her podcast. Say again? That's her podcast.

Hmm. Yeah. Oh, so she has a regular podcast. Yeah, it's called Dua Lipa At Your Service. It's three seasons. She interviews people. Everybody start a podcast. It's amazing.

You guys all have a voice. But yeah, it is a little wild. As long as it's not kids doing it we just tolerate it yeah i want to see that i want to do that sketch of like trying to tell a child soldier he's too old to be in it yeah you're done yeah yeah you have to unfortunately you've aged out of the child program you got to go regular he's like fuck dude just a soldier i don't know i take pride in being a kid soldier. Yeah, come on, dude.

UNICEF is handing out rice. How old are you? Yeah, there's no benefits anymore. Everyone feels bad for a child soldier. Yeah, that's so funny. Everyone feels bad for that grown-up soldier, you know? All right, what else we got? Do we have one more then we out of here?

Anything leaping out at you? Ian Gary's wife. Yeah. This is a tricky one. So Ian Gary is the up-and-coming UFC star. He has his wife is significantly older than him. I think she's like 40. He's like 26.

They have a child together. Ian is talented as fuck. And he's got all the things. He can talk. He can fight. He can promote. He's got it all. I guess some people found that Ian's wife wrote a book, Wives and Girls, WAG, stands for Wives and Girls. So it's basically like how to get an athlete. And if you don't look into the book, it's actually an audio book. If you don't look into the book at all, the perception is this older woman locked down this young rising star, gets the baby. I think he took her name as well. Like there's a lot of things. There's this rumor.

I don't even know if this is true. But like. I heard he took the ex-husband's name. Or the ex-husband's name. Or the ex-husband is like in the house with them or something like that. I think his wife still has the ex-husband's name. And I think he took the ex-husband's name. Yeah.

Something like that. I could be wrong. Yeah. Like so that the kids don't feel like they're not related or something like that. There's a lot going on here. But I looked into the book. The book isn't serious. Yeah, it's like a satirical book. It's satire.

Yeah. Yeah, it's making fun of the thing that she ended up being, I guess. Right? It's like, if you want to be a wife, then you've got to go get all this plastic surgery, and you've got to get your lips done, and your hair, and you've got to spend all this. It is tongue-in-cheek. The whole thing is satire so Yeah, it's not even like a real. It's like a short. It's not like a full 11 fucking pages or something like that

It's not real So I think what's happening here is there's just a lot of like pieces of information That if you look at them on the surface, they look really damning and you look at this like young Superstar potentially superstar athlete you're like oh fuck did he get tricked by one of these women? Because he's taken the name of the ex, is the ex actually living with them? She's much older, and she wrote this book. But then you look in the book, and it is making fun of these women that end up doing that. So I'm curious, even her perspective on it, which which is I wonder if she's like, I can't believe I ended up being a wife of an athlete.

I used to make fun of these girls for fucking years. What the hell is going on? I wonder if she could even reflect and be like, I get it, this looks horrible. Yeah, we joke about it all the time. We tease, I became this thing I made fun of, right? I wonder that, but on the surface, it looks atrocious. And especially right now when you've

got a incredibly popular red pill community on the internet, which is dying for their newest woman who is treating a man like shit that they could all bag on. This looks like food. Yeah. Yeah, with the wake of the Dylan

Logan stuff. They're looking for their new version of Logan's fiance. And this was served up right there. But nobody bought the book. Yeah. Why would you? I don't want to learn that it isn't what it looks like from the outside. Now, that being said, there are some other quite interesting and potentially dubious pieces of information here.

You'd like to get to the bottom of, you know what I mean? Like if homeboys living with y'all, he better be paralyzed. You know what I'm saying? Like he better be neck down, feeding poop. Like there better be a fucking reason.

If he's living with you. If we don't even know if that's true. The taking the name is wild. Yeah. If he's with you. If. We don't even know if that's true. The taking the name is wild. Yeah. But the ex-husband's there for what reason? I think for dietary reasons. Yeah, they say he's the nutritionist. But again, this is from a random Instagram account

or a Twitter account that I'm reading this from. I think like, was strictly the one... This is the confidence you have when you can murder people. Yeah. Like when you, with your bare hands, can murder anybody, you'll be like, yo, bring your exes around, yo. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the confidence that we don't have. Because we're like, I'm going to have to fight this guy.

He might be nice. But when you could murder people with your bare hands, you'd be like, yo, invite all your exes to dinner. You know what I'm saying? I want to look at all of them. He made, you could look at this the other way. You could be like, yo, your ex is making me salmon. Yo, put your apron on, bitch. You know what I'm saying?

Cook me some food, yo. Like, there's another way to look at this. You can flip it. So it is trickier. I'm okay with my level of insecurity. I'm okay with not bringing your exes around. Oh, no, no, your exes are going to be around. Yeah, yeah.

None of that shit is going to happen. But there is a way to flip it if you want to. Yeah, if it's true. If it's true. We don't know if it's even true. Yeah. What's the internet saying? I don't know.

I haven't read a ton about it. I just, I mean, Strickland can get the people going. Oh, dude. Yeah. This guy's fantastic. Entertaining champion. Fantastic. Absolutely.

And he truly has the I don't give a fuck of a fighting champion. Yeah. There is a corporatization of a fighting champion. And that comes with making hundreds of millions of dollars by being champion. And you start going, ooh, I gotta watch what I say, I gotta watch what I do. Sean Strickland doesn't feel like he has a single corporate tie that he has to care about. What he is tied to is punching people in the face. And that is the only expectation he's going to have. Yeah. And then he'll go wild and say that kind of stuff.

Yeah. He kind of is speaking like a person that could fight you and there's nothing you could say about it. Right. Yeah. Which is incredibly exciting to watch. Yeah. I mean, just not caring when you're in a position of power is like the most interesting thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But yeah. But Fifth doesn't need to beat you up fifth got this thing where he's like uh he's 50 might be the goat bro 50 might be the goat of goats because that motherfucker hasn't changed a bit and he's been in the most cancelable business that there is which is hollywood yeah And he hasn't changed a bit. His jokes hasn't changed.

Hasn't bit his tongue for nothing. He must have something on these motherfuckers. He's had vitamin water money. He's had money to lose for 20 years. Fit the GoPro. Fit the GoPro. Yo, 50, come on in, please. And it's getting to the point where it's like, if 50 has a problem with somebody.

He's right. I'm starting to be like. Yeah. We might need to look into it. Think how scared. But it's getting to the point where it's like, if 50 has a problem with somebody- He's right. I'm starting to be like, we might need to look into it. Think how scared- If 50 got a problem with somebody, we might need to look into, because he don't just have random beef for nothing. It felt like that initially, because when we were coming up, there was this song, How to Rob, where 50 was just going at everybody. And I think this was this form of getting attention in an incredibly volatile arc. Say again?

6ix9ine. Yeah, on some 6ix9ine shit. But older 5th is a little bit more pointed and targeted in who he's talking about. And it's getting to the point where it's like, we might need to look into it. And to your point about how he's fearless and don't, like, think of how scared everybody was to go at Diddy. That's not even on some cancelable shit. That's on some, we're actually frightened. You would hear whispers.

You wouldn't hear people. 50 was just saying things. Yeah. But 50, part of his animosity towards Diddy is because Diddy fucked his baby moms. Who was that? I think the half Asian baby mom. 50 has a couple of baby moms. So that kind of started.

Because remember, they did a song together. You know, the billionaire song when it was him, Jay and you know diddy jc 50 you remember that no what's the song uh fuck i got money yeah i got money remix oh i got money yeah so it's like at one point in time they were at least able to be on the same song together and then something went left and i think the left point happened to be no it was the it was the parody that's what it was oh yeah the parody's nuts in your fucking mouth Welcome back, baby. It's been slavery. We love y'all. We appreciate y'all. See y'all on Patreon Friday.

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