Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - DoKnow & Jakarta on Mexican Roast jokes, Muslim BBLs & Smuggling Migrants

Episode Date: October 28, 2026

We are joined by LA's finest today - DoKnow and Jakarta. We're talking: - DoKnow's acting - Chicano vs Mexican culture - Transporting illegals - George Lopez + Russell Peters impact - Losing weight & Having game - Disappointing your Muslim parents - Muslim girls with BBLs - Tagging crews And much, much more! Timestamps: 0:00 Jakarta's a FAN 1:35 Who's the alpha? White Men Can't Jump 3:58 Watching Street Fighter 5:17 Jakarta is in LOVE + Heritage 7:35 How Schulz's parents met + Rosters 8:59 Jay-Z doing Super Bowl + Illuminati 10:29 It's my grandpa's fault + College? 13:34 Snow, Invest your money + Losing weight 16:15 Mexican Street Fighters + Racism 19:04 Best disses, Doesn't drive + Crashing 22:53 Chicano v Mex-American + All Schulz photos 24:57 DoKnow is MEAN, Fighting + They got me 29:48 His journey, h0es + Primetime tips 34:15 Prison rules, Animal testing + Asian hierarchy 37:03 Lego, 9/11 + Mexicans are the BEST 40:25 Bumps at the homies, Ghandi? Street food 43:38 Eating dog? Coom for me + More faithful 50:20 Starboys ish, Eaters + Helen Keller 59:25 Midterms predictions 1:03:18 Wasting money + Dahmer + Funerals 1:07:40 Jakarta riding D + Mexican squares 1:09:37 Being pulled over, Free Hong Kong + China 1:14:55 Mex gf, Best Mex neighborhood + Dodgers 1:19:54 Sh00ting, Happy endings + Klein/11 1:23:04 Settling down, the team + Corridos 1:28:03 Andrew's fav + Russell Peters' impact 1:29:34 George Lopez, DoKnow's Top 5 + Developing 1:36:56 Jakarta hosting, Sing sesh + Corridos 1:47:25 Jakarta's culture, Toes out + The parents 1:54:07 Most desirable, F my cousin? Arranged marriages 2:01:14 DoKnow's Big Boy Game, Double flowers + Teslas? 2:07:53 Water polo + Game, confidence + Mic breathers 2:11:09 That 30% + Scottish Law 2:12:37 Being victim + Osama's daddy? 2:15:22 Levels to Downs, Tires + Muslim 1st 2:16:58 El Salvador, Bukele + Best neighbors 2:20:13 Mexicans packing, Vicks + Ass eaters 2:23:28 Mark is lying + Real quick... 2:33:12 9/11 Lego, Joint venture + It was horrible 2:35:56 Tagging crews + Subculture 2:43:48 Check out Chisme! This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who know in Jakarta? Welcome, boys. Welcome, man. We're acting, like, real cool right now, but we're really a fan. Furn, crazy. Not that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, fucking, Jakarta was gas and Martin.

Not, no, no, because sometimes I watch this food. A lot of times I watch this. Hey, I'm a, bro, fan, bro. Thank you. Thank you. You got to have that. I'm not talking about it. I mean, I'm watching the camp, the camp, gag non.

You know what I'm saying? I'm watching a little history stuff. Which history stuff are you like the Hitler episode? I had a feeling. Mark's got a demo. Thank you so much. Yeah, Jakarta's educated. He's a...

I try to be... I mean, in a group of just Mexicans? Come on, bro. Hey, come on. Hey, what do you mean, bro? No, no, no. What do you mean? Educated on the Hitler shit is because he's Muslim

and we know how the Muslims feel about Dadaqa. No, no. Don't want to be a good. I'm not even like. You're stupid. Thank you guys. I'm not fucking, like, super educated, but like, yo, dude, you break down a lot of shit for, like, stupid people.

You know what I'm saying? Like, when they say dumb it down, he dumbs that shit the fuck down. That's the show. That's the show. That's a hurt, huh? You know, I'm not. You don't ever disrespect like that in front of Shultz, but... Yeah, man, come on.

What about them, too? That's guy called Rule Number 8. Don't disrespect in front of an alpha male, please. Come on. Who is that? Like, you know, who is the alpha between you guys? Come on, boy. If we just be acting stupid shit, like sometimes.

Like, you usually be saying shit, you know what it is. Park, popes. Look at the chains. Oh, wow. Yeah. But he's been getting money for a while, man. No, I haven't. He's been getting money for a long time.

So when I met you, I was getting paid $100 for that TV. No. When we did, why in my gun job? You only got $100? I probably got, like, $500. And I was there for, like, $100. How much you get paid for that little bullshit, Kiss of Dillando joking then.

That shit was a banger, though. That shit was a banger. Hey, hey, by the way, and by the way, he said, people don't know this. He said way more, he said that I knew that. I was like, Disney is not going to let this out. Oh, yeah, I called him the wet back street boys. I was sitting there.

Shout out the gays, but the two foods next to me. You know Disney doesn't share. Were they sweet? Yeah, yeah, they were. Remember, he was like, And you're a big fan and you're like, yeah, all right, bro. No, stop. Stop, stop.

You didn't want to touch you. You didn't want to touch you. Don't you. Don't put your homophobie on me. You can't do that. Hold on, hold on. Hey, don't shout out the guys. Go ahead.

It's against the slime. Also, we got Rosecrans' Vic and the motherfucking bill. There's a mic. There's a mic. They're off. They're off. It's his dick. My bad.

My bad. You're on vacation. You're on vacation. You can't make your mics for like five months. Exactly. Non-compete. The non-compete. That's all vacation forever.

Yeah. Vacation, though. No, yeah. If I got paid bad, but it was a good experience. Yeah, you were the fucking movie, man. I want to let you know, I went home, and I told all my homies like,

fuck all you fools. I made it. You're not in the same transportation. Fox, fuck, fuck. That's it. That's it. He was driving it. I was treated in.

By the way, there was no black people in that movie. Pro. In that scene, it was just a producer and Blake Griffin. He's not black. Blake Griffin, I was a wobbler. I was like, oh. He's close. He's half black and white right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bufu, come on. Yeah. What? Buffu, what? He would have black and white. He's like, he's ginger, though. He's going to hell, so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. South Park joke. I know you guys are a little old. South Park Joe. Hey, by the way, I watched Street Fighter, dude. Did you watch it? Great job, man. Oh, thank you, man.

Oh, my gosh. Wahahahi right now. Well, Lohie, great job. You didn't watch it. By the way, by the way, he's the cheap as he watched it on, like, one of those fake websites. Did you watch him? Yeah, you do. Yeah, you did.

Say Wah Lohie. I told that to Broke because we were supposed to watch. I watched with my girl at the Grove. Oh, okay. You did. I just want to hurt that dude. I just want to hurt that foo's free. Okay, yeah.

Because I told one of the homies I was going to watch with him. Oh, he'll say. Yeah, yeah. I see. I see how this. I watched my girl. Big-ass IMAX. Oh, Dad Haviki.

He killed it. I don't know if you have space and street fighter too. But we might, yeah. I could be like the gas station food, whatever. I don't care. No, he could be a gas station food. Don't, Andrew, don't get that.

Dollism, son. Oh, work out for it, bro. By the way, the dude that did dollars him. Whoa. No, he's a stud. Smoke show, dog. He's a smoke show. He's a hot guy, bro.

Yes, Homo. Yeah. He's fucking dope. Yeah. Vigit Jumw. Yeah, you haven't seen it yet, I'm pretty sure this is... Nah, Street Fighter.

I'm pretty sure he's huge. Nah, motherfucker. If I was... Someone come see you in person. Like, God. What's the fucking... You're going to see this thing? That's a Hollywood.

He takes this a street fighter. He's right here in the flesh. Yeah, exactly. I was doing both, bro. I know, but you feel me? I just haven't had a chance to go to the girls. Yeah, you're busy, bro. You know what it is?

The car is in love right now. You got a girl that you in love with, bro? Type shit. No, no, no. She's weird, though, pot. Why she's weird? Why she weird? Big podcast?

Don't talk shit about it. We can do it on our shit. There's a big platform. Hey, Jakarta's girl, fuck you, bitch. Oh! Oh! And you're gonna, you're not,

no, no, no, no. No, I'm proud. I'm Indonesian. He's in Indonesia. Chicago, fool. Jakarta, Jordan, Indonesian? You're black, you're black, yeah. I was like, he was the East and the Bronx, African,

Jamaican. You're Puerto Rican? Yeah. Get the fuck out of it. Yeah, dude. I know black at Puerto Rican. Nah, but you're too tall to be Mexican. So that's...

You're tall as shit even for Indonesia. Yeah, for my grand... Both of my grandpas are from Yemen. Both of my great-grandparents. Both of my great-grandparents are. Why is that funny? Why is that funny? He said to groupie bitch.

He never came to Yemenis and we come on here. He's like... So my grandparents are. They just came to Indonesia. Started fucking on... Sorry, my great-grandmas, I guess. I was talking horrible I just saw myself right now

I was talking about my great grandma So they moved to Indonesia How much they buy them? A lot of them migrated there A lot of people from Yemen migrated to Indonesia Right I really don't know why but a bunch of them How much it gets your grandma for?

I think it was cheap sale Those are my grandmas bro You never fucking met them I know but I wish I did Don't you wish you ever met like people Your ancestry? He's right He knows that family

No dude I never met any of my grandparents So you just probably had a huge plantation What are you? What are you ethnically? You do you're like Italian? No, no, my mom from Scotland. What the fuck you're doing? You don't know what these are?

No, I don't do that shit. What do you do? I'm trying to figure out what you don't put in your mouth. Yes, she's silencing. No, no, no. What are you, though? My mom's from Scotland. My dad is like

Like bagpipes Like bagpipes Yeah yeah And then she came here She was like 23 And then my dad is like a New Yorker He's like Irish and German New York

Hey Say good How'd they meet? My dad took a dance class From my mom A dance class? I didn't know that's how they met That's what I'm

Because we were born and you How did you know how to that How did you? How did you embarrass me? You know, my dad, he had a few. She was on the roster, bro? Yeah, you know. Oh, no.

You know how they do. You know how they do. No. She was the best. Oh, Puerto Rican, I get confusing them. Does that mean that? Yeah. So, oh, she won out.

She won out. She's the best. Oh, okay, that's not that crazy. I think all of our dads probably had a roster when we met their mom. That had to have a roster. If he's going to hands, right? You think? I think so.

You don't think he had it right? He's the tallest Indonesian in history. Oh, my God. My father is half this food size. No. His dad is, that's why I'm thinking that's his dad for me. I'm like saying that. I told you personal shit, dude, you don't say that.

I don't think that's your dad. Who's his dad? So his dad is like a 5-2 Indonesian dude that looks Mexican. How tall is your mom? My mom is like 5-7, probably. Your mom's not 5-6? When the hijab are off. Oh.

No, yeah, yeah. So they're small. So I'm like, he can. Yeah, my father's pretty small. What about your grandpa? My mom. My mom. So, my.

You don't know because you're sitting down. You're like 6-6. Damn. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Six-four? Damn. Yeah, but the Tim's on.

Yeah, yeah, you got, I don't know. I see you guys got the Tim's on. Excited about Jay-Z. You're doing the Super Bowl? Yeah, bullshit. Hey, shit. Nobody wants to do that. Relax, relax.

Are you a big Jay-Z? Oh, he loves Jay. How much more? Now, who's more important to you? So when do you think he joined the Illamani? Oh, probably maybe 98. 98? Yeah.

What do you think you got a do to join the Illuminati? Oh, we know. Off the top? Sacrifice children and make out with juice. I'd be like seven dicks in your mouth. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I love how it's sacrifice to kill, kill kids, and then just kiss some juice. Right, you murder? A thousand percent. That's it. That's all you got to do. Oh, that would probably be kissing a wall of types of shit, bro. Really? Yeah.

Brother, brother. I watch this podcast. I know. I was a big fan guys I want to let you know whatever team you guys are on we're on the same team I'm always on your team man Come on bro

Why you fight me in the bag like I just build your house real good And he's fucking dead That shit was sturdy, you know Yeah man that roof is no one of those Mexicans Yeah he's the Mexican He's the Mexican that pays other Mexicans Oh so you would organize Yeah I'm like

Wow Everybody good here? Yeah that's good I'm not I'm like I pay the bills in my house But I can't build shit. You really can't build anything. I could put a sick out plate together for sure.

Oh, hell yeah, brother. But other. Not if a woman's there. The woman would put the plate in the facts. Would the woman do that? Yeah, yeah, of course, brother. We're big on women doing it. Is that where you guys connect culturally or abusive women?

Yes. No, no, no, no. Mexican and Muslim? Abusing women. Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, if this was in the skull, the first woman I see up there, bam, you know what I'm saying. You have to do it.

Yeah, you have to do it. But it's not his fault. It's my grandpa's fault. It's a bloodline. It's a bloodline thing, yeah. Tell me about your grandfather. Oh, yeah, my grandfather used to come home and just beat the shit out of my mom in their siblings. No way.

You want to know why? Because there was no food at home. That's why his mom's such a good cook now. She learned. So, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why was she upset it down? No, no, no. So my grandpa used to come home from drinking.

Yeah. And in Mexico City used to just come home. Chiango. Yeah, Chilong. And then just beat the shit out his kid and his wife because there was no food. Have you ever been in Mexico City? I have. We just went the other day.

Have you ever been? Yeah, it's fun. I did my bachelor party there. And I've been a few times. It's fucking sick. How many hookers you buy? None, bro. Come on, man.

I'm out here married. You hate-ass motherfucker. I thought we were talking to men. Yeah. Sorry. What do you guys do with your fucking money? What are you guys? Where did Hong Kong, brother?

No, not never. I went to Hong Kong. I went to Hong Kong, just the airport. No, motherfucker. I'm thinking about Hong Kong. T.J. No, I went to Rosarito. Oh, nice. How was that?

That shit was crazy, but yeah? That's the- And you're white and tall-full, bitches were on you. They saw you and they saw, oh, my God, citizenship. No, there was no citizenship because it was like, it was the spring break shit where we all, because I went to college and Santa Barbara. So we all went to Rosarito. Yeah.

Oh, what, motherfucker, are you funny? What the fuck are you doing this, Santa Barbara? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You were in college?

Oh, wow. You're cool? What's your college one? Ah, it's just supposed to do it. Arts and shit? You got a degree? Yeah, you got a degree. Wait, do you have a degree?

I love that enthusiasm. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For what? Psychology. Psychology. Why is this shocking? I feel like you were wasting, like, bro, you would have been so much more famous super early if you just knew what did you have to do.

I went after. Exactly. Yeah. You got to make your parents happy sometimes, man. But you're saying he's like a failure kind of. Well, yeah. I'm sorry. That's what you said.

That's what you said. I think he was calling him old. I'm sorry. You're a wildant, Mark. Everybody just. Hey, Mark, Mark, you can't just the alpha, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark, yeah.

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She just telling me she came back from Mexico City. Oh, she loves Mexico City. Yeah. She was living there during COVID. How'd you find your team? You just like picked them out or what happened? Bro. You cold a little Coke stuck in there?

It's not a fucking... I know that knows we take a hell of it. All of it. Honestly, one day, I would love to do drugs with you. Yo, what type? Well, me, I'm playing the snow. You like to play in the snow? Yeah, I don't do anything else.

I've never... I've only done Coke once. Pussy. Twice. Damn, why is that bad? I guess we just spoke with quitters. I don't know. I don't know.

Stupid bitch we're trying to make it. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, let's try to get it. Let's try to get it. Go ahead. Yeah, I only did Coke two times, bro. To be honest, bro, it's a bad thing, boy. I'm glad you're trying.

Oh, man. I shouldn't do it, right? Like, there's no fun to be had in that shit. Honestly, what I would say is just invest your money. People always tell me that. Invest your money. Mitch, in what? What are you like, you know, tell me, you know?

That's a real thing. You was a stupid bitch with me. You was a stupid bitch. You're such a stupid bitch. dumb bitch when he was going. You're a dumb bitch? Yeah, look at your shirt, bitch. That's the investment. A grenade wearing a grenade.

You're going to be talking about grenades. You did not wear that to the airport, did you? No, I didn't wear it to the airport. There's no one. Oh, look, I'm looking at their brown's going to walk out. Go ahead, Chicago. I actually like the shirt. Thank you for the hummus. Hold on. Let me fix your mic real quick.

Thank you. Always got a touch of brown man, huh? Yeah, these titty is supple, bro. I didn't expect it to be like that. I mean, I'm trying to get rid of the tits, bro. Are you trying to go down? I'm built like a thick Latina bitch right now, and I don't like it. Yeah, you are.

I mean, you are down. You're looking a little. Come on. How much down? No, I'm not saying it. That's okay. I'm hitting, yeah, I'm hitting. How much down?

How much down are you? Almost 80 pounds. 80. By the way, every time somebody asks them, the number changes. That's all right. That's the point of it. Because you keep losing, right? He's hating on you losing.

You know what it is? You just said 90 in the morning. It's in Islam. It's just, with a got full of Islam culture, they just hate on other cultures. Uh-uh. Yeah. Uh-uh.

Yeah. Stop hating. For my dad. My dad loves. I didn't do nothing to you, foo. Yeah. Mexians didn't do anything, man. Yeah, I didn't do anything to you.

But they're all in our country. Like, what? How are they coming so fast? I thought the wall was getting built. They never built that shit. By the way, which is our country? Just so we're. Your country, brother.

Yeah, yeah. Let's try to find that real. Well, your immigrant mother should get the fuck out of here. Yo, really, right? Yeah, right. Wait, by the way, does Street Fighter have any Mexican fighters? They do. Oh, Vega?

Nah, yeah, he's from Spain. But that was the closest. We don't have a fucking Mexican in it. No, they have one in the game. I think later on. Yeah, for sure. But they needed that. Yeah, yeah, they needed the Mexican fighter.

They did need that. What would the Mexican fighter do? Some Luchador shit. Yeah. A show. A show. Even Pokemon. They do.

do have one. They do have the luchador in it. But out of the movie, right? In the movie, yeah. It briefly in this like montage. I did. Like that, dude. By the way, by the way, by the way, hold on for a second. Go ahead.

You're really going to check me. This is a devout Muslim holding a tequila bottle of bottle made. Muscle. I know. You have a phrase. Thank you. The kill up this.

I thought it was awful. I like him, though. They're far. Appreciate you, Doug. Say it again, though? Yeah, question me on the movie. I didn't talk to you. I didn't watch it. I know you don't watch it.

He's don't support your friends. Yeah, yeah. Do you not support your friends, bro? Motherfucker, I text you and you didn't reply back to me. Fuck you. Whoa. All right, my bad. Yeah, yeah.

Give Vic a job and then prove to me. What does that mean? What is that mean? It's a great city. Motherfog, you too, he would have not get me without us. That's a good point. That's a good point. Did you fly him out?

He's thrown out of you. Okay, he's not fucking me. Yeah. If he's giving that shit up, we would have split the bill. He's doing it. He would have split it at 50-50. Corny the bitch. Wait, is due no cheap, though, or what?

Actually, when it comes to it, he's a piece of shit. No, no, no. Oh, he's just a piece of shit. He actually just bought me Cardiars. No way. I just got a prescribed little $300 prescription. I was like, whatever. It's cool.

I get money now. Wow. He's doing this shit. I'm not cheap as well. I got him a Lego set. He got a Lego? He got a Lego? No, Andrew's good.

Solid. Damn, that's what has you truck out. But he's not crazy. He's not shaking on. Oh, he's crazy. This is crazy. It's the freedom to be Mexican. The freedom to exist outside of racism.

So you can be racist to everybody. Do you believe in this? I've heard people say this before they say black people can't be racist. What do you think about that statement? Nah, we could. For sure, right? Yeah, I think who's the most racist. I grew up defending myself.

This is why I'm like this. How? Wait, black would be you up. They would call me a sand nigger when I was growing up. Would they? They would call me though, yeah. Is there sand in Indonesia like that? Not even.

You're more like water. Yeah, you'd be like a water. Say it. Guy. You'd be like a water banker, right? You'd say it. That's it almost slid. Hey, that's it almost like.

Say that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the best, what was the best disses you got from Mexicans growing up? Like, they must have had names for you. Oh, well, it's because when I did. No, no, no, I got to. The problem is that Mexicans that aren't a culture, don't know that Indonesia, people think Muslim is a culture, not a religion.

So a lot of my homies that never hung out with other people with different races and religions, they think because he's Muslim. I can't be Indonesian. You can't be Indonesian. You understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, again, these are coming from Mexicans. But most people don't even know that

what is Indonesia is like the most populated Muslim countries? Exactly in the world. But most people don't know that, I would tell. When Fus think about Indonesia, they think Bali. Yes. Which isn't a bad thing. I've never been there from Jakarta.

Yeah. Real place. But like, like, you know, anybody ever said that pussy? He's a real place. He was a son. No, what set is that, bro? What set is that?

I'm on flaking right now. This is going to happen. No, but tell me, what is the gang? out there, like, just three guys are a moped. People are third. Bro, that's crazy. He doesn't drive. He doesn't drive.

You don't drive? You don't drive? You don't know what I'm trying? Come on that one, brother. That's right. Wait, why don't you live in L.A.? How do you get around? Oh, you want to know why? Because all the money he's making

on each of the players shit, Uber or somebody has to pick him up? Get the fuck out of here. No, I'm going to stay here until the end of the episode. Okay. It's Uber I don't get on the bus no more I like what I would never But

Uber or the home girl Andrea picks me at Real shit Andre is your homegirl or that's Yeah that she works with us Okay So basically he has our producer So when he has our producer

Also being his Uber driver Correct But what if you need to get some food So drop me off to get some food Or like when I'm with my girl You know she'd be driving me around places too You don't ever want to learn how to drive though I'm not like

Ah You're reaching bitch, you're reaching. You don't know how to drive. You never been on the freeway. Okay. Okay. I've been on the freeway. One, you don't know my life, Victor. Oh, you're too, a Victor. You know what?

Talking to the mic, Victor, come on. This is why you're going through what you're going through, buddy. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it. You push me to do that, all right? Why don't you drive? You afraid of driving? Type shit, bro. I have a lot of anxiety, foo. Like, but it's not even that.

One time I've driven from Burbank to Long Beach. That's pretty good. That's huge distance, bro. I drove in, like, my ex's car. That's huge, bro. Yeah. What would that be in New York? How far is that distance?

Long Beach, suburban. That's fucking huge, dog. What is that? Two hours? That's an hour. That was like an hour. That was like an hour. That's like the upper west side.

So you drove an hour as an adult. Yeah. And then. But I crashed one time and I should kind of fuck me. How bad? I made the hardest. So my cousin came to my house. My older brother was like, don't let this food drive.

And my cousin Adam was like, I won't let him drive. Once we exited the crib, he gave me the keys. Me and my cousin's tight like that. So, bam, I'm driving. I pick up the hungies. We're getting faded. Everyone's high in the car. I arrived to the destination.

We're at where I'm supposed to be. Everything's done. It's time to park. I press the gas instead of the break. The car gets on the curb. The fucking tire falls off. The axles all fucked up. Oh, my God.

I had to call my brother. I came. Triple A came. My cousin's crying like a bitch. And I'm just like, oh, but this is gay. Fuck me eventually, dog. Is that the moment where the, with the, the community knew you were Asian, not Mexican.

I'm serious. That's what my hobbies were like, that's what I'm down there. Thank you for Indonesia, man. It was crazy. Mexican would never. No, Mexicans can drive, bro. Yeah, that's true.

Not legally, but they could drive. Yeah, they can't do it legally. That is true. That's why they drive slow. Yeah. We don't drive slow at all. The whole culture is about driving slow. Everybody's trying to go fast.

Like, cruising? The low-pride and shit, we have a whole song about it. Yeah. First of all, that's one. That's like, Mexican-American culture. You're talking about like,

What the fuck are you? That's Chicano. That's Chicano. That's Vic. Vic grew up more Chicano than that. Wow, how'd you grow up? Mexican-Mexican? Mexico.

Mexican-Mexican? Mexico. Because my parents came from Mexico. Vick's Mexican-American. Oh, so your parents' parents came from Mexico? Technically, yeah. So my parents are born in Mexico, but they came super early. They were raised here.

My mom came here as an adult. Vig's parents were fucking, oh,ale. Orale. Yeah. Is there, is there like, a beef? A beef? Not a beef. But is there like a beef?

distinct. I probably, no, because Vicks' grandma's super culture, but essentially, like, a lot of Mexican-Americans that are raised more Chicano, like, their second generation, they probably won't know Spanish, like, me and Vic, or, like, certain people with no Spanish. No Sadoz. Yeah, they're no Saba.

Yeah, they're no Saba. Yeah, that's not a great. No, I swear, I think he does. I still live in Spain. For how long? A year. Sick. You ever had Paya?

God, don't we? Wait, wait, where the fuck else have you lived? California. Okay, all of Santa Barbara. Spain, and then Florida a little bit during COVID. Is that where you met him? No, no, no, no. He was already...

We did meet in Florida, but it was before that. Yeah, okay. At a comedy show. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How come none of your team's photos out there's only all you? No. That's a impression.

This is such a lie. Can we have to show all? No, no. I don't know. Salts is an egomani. He's the pictures out there. Am I fucking lying? Yes, you're a liar.

Everyone knows you're a liar. Bro, there's more shit about... There's like 20 group photos out there, bro. Bro, and he's in the middle. Thank you. Thank you. 20 group photos. Y, Vek, too.

You know, got you fire, bro. From behind the scenes. No, from behind the scenes. No, from behind the scene. Did you? No, I don't. You're like, I'm going on my own. I'm going on my own.

He left and he found home right here That's right. You are home for him, bro. You are home for him. My little brown guy and my little Asian. He's chill. Sometimes he's very mean, though. Really? I don't see him being mean.

Yeah, of course. You're Andrew fucking Schultz, Bob. Alfavel. I'll fomel. I'll respect. Me and him, I'm from now. When you're into this room? Wait, why is he mean?

Why is he mean? Go ahead, tell him why. Tell him why. We don't want to get into logistics or nothing, but I fuck up sometimes. I guess. So I guess I guess when he reprimands me when I fuck up,

he's just very mean about it sometimes. He'll reprimand you? He'll reprimand me. Am I using the right word? Yeah, I'm just saying like it sounds. Nigging you biggest shit, fuck him. Yeah. It's a mental thing.

It's a mental thing. I can't wait until Jakarta's down to fight me one day. I swear to God, we're going to fight for me. I grew up in L.A. watching, like, I've seen videos of him fight. Like, there's like five, six videos of him fighting. Oh, can you scrap? Not really, but I'll fight. You'll lose.

And it will be hard for them to enjoy the win. Man, I've gotten in my ass with before. Really? Yeah, bro. Like, bad, bad, bad? Not bad, bad. Like, I recently went boxing with the humming. That's one of the reasons I started losing away.

I went boxing with a homie filipito. Shout out of Mommy Filipito. We went boxing, and I was so out of breath, bro. It was bad. Oh, yeah. The boxing is the... Is it the Halloween party one? Oh, that's a...

Oh, we got in a big rumbo. Oh, that one. You can't really see nothing here. Like, it was like a big... But you want to know why we got in a fight. Because I made a joke with Vic and them on, when we're on Brownback. I made a joke about the alien empire, the AIE. Yeah, I made a joke.

And then when I made the joke, some dude was like, hey man, you're talking shit about my shitty. And then I was like, I was so off like Molly. Yeah. I was so tripping out. I was like, what? And I said the fuck up. We're like at a rave because the rave happens in the AIE.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we got in the fight. And then, but he thought I was alone with my bitch. I was with that the moment. But I was with all the hummies, and I was high off Molly. And I don't do drugs. I only do it when they drug me. Does that make sense?

No, but nobody's fucking drugging him, brother. He drinks the water that has Molly, and he's like, oh, my God, I hope there's no Molly in there. They drug me. They drugged me. They drugged me. This who knows there's a Molly in him. No, not true.

He's aware. Not true. Can we play the shit where we, like, switch it up, you know? So there might be a couple waters because, you know, Raves are expensive, festivals are expensive So we'll buy three, four waters, two out of the four, have Molly. If you drink that one, hey.

So it's a surprise. I just don't like knowing because I'm like mentally like weak. I would hate to do drugs and not know I'm doing drugs. That'd be terrible. Really is so much fun. You were the fighting guy on Molly though? That's what I'm saying. Did it feel good? Yeah, when he put his hands in you, he was like, man, guys got a grip.

No, no. No one, because technically he didn't get the chance because they had already separated us. And then after that, it just kind of cracked off. I did kick him in the face when he was on the floor Can we go towards the end of this? Give me a play by play. Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on down. You'll see my little feet go up.

This is when I was, look out. Oh, man. Street fighter, put me on my boy. Oh, man. I mean, I left this homie right there like a bitch. And then this is you recently? Yeah, this was like, I was out of bread. Look how fat I was.

Which one are you? The one in the white. Boom. Shit. No, you look way. That's like you then, find you now. We do that so. But Hummi Felipe is like a fucking one.

Yeah, he's strong. He's incredible. He's crazy. He's crazy. Oh, dude. Yeah, that's not good. Okay, I was at the ring too. You posted this?

Yeah, they posted this. It's great. What are they blurring out your ass? Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, you know, Bradley Martin. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is not at his gym, though. No, no, it's a boxing gym. Yeah, it's like a boxing gym. No, yeah, yeah. Brady Martin is in a brown fighter at them. I'm not going to lie. I love you so much when I was watching this, how I hoped you were going to kill that food.

Oh, really? Yeah, well, I saw the bread. I don't know the end he was killing it. Wait, you put money on it? No. Oh, the Hummy Dunter did. Oh, no, he dropped you or you fell? I fell.

Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm just saying. We're in the same team here. Oh, man. I got the stretch marks.

Damn. They got big out of one. I know. They need a two. This is crazy. You look so different. Two angles? Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, I was, bro. That was, bro, that was so out of breath. It's exhausting, by that. Yeah. Because fighting as a kid, it was so much fun because I was like, I was like just young fighting and shit. Yeah. But like did, I was like, oh my God, this is so bad. Fights as a kid lasts for 30 seconds.

Yeah, facts. That box is just different. Three minute rounds. I think now I could probably last one good solid round. After that, I'm still dead. Are you doing cardio or you just not eating? I'm hiking and shit. But are you eating different?

Eating chicken and rice. That's it. Yeah, chicken and rice. Not on Olympic. I tried Osempic though. And you beat it. You beat it. No, I tried those.

And then I plateaued like at, I was 350. I plateaued like at 3.30. So it couldn't get past. Couldn't get past. And I was like, you need to change how I'm eating. Yeah. And it's going to go crazy. And it's swimming.

So now you're eating chicken and rice. How is that different from? What I was eating before? Yeah. From Mexican shit? No, you know what I used to do food? No, can I need to talk about the shelter time. I used to wake up like at 12, eat a chick-fil-a-meal.

Oh, no. Like the fries with the shit. Full combo. Full combo with a large Coke. No, you can't do. The order I watched it was just, I would take a nap, wake up, eat again, go film with Brownback. Yeah. Checking up again.

Eat a year. Yeah, it was bad. I was killing myself, for him. Damn. But now it feels good, right? You got energy. I got a neck, fool. It's crazy.

I've never had one before. So, now I'll be like this. Like, hey, put this camera in this. It was bad, boy. Are the hose coming around a little different? It's different now. Well, I mean, though, he's always had hose. I can actually attest to that.

Really? We went to middle school together. You said, yeah? What? Middle school? Yeah, you always had a house, yeah. Dickruder. Come on, boy, he wants to keep this job.

No, no, no. No, no. He's not getting in. I'm not. I'm not. We went to middle school together in sixth grade. Yeah, seven. This is what, all the bad bitches.

Really? Yeah, and now he still goes to the middle school. He found his demo. He found his demo. I see their government. Yeah, man, we still like recruiting. Yes, jeez. The red shirt.

The red shirt. Oh, shit. All right, so you always had girls. So you getting skinny for you. For sure. Fool, I used to be sleeping, and I used to wake up and I used to wake up. And I used to wake up, and I used to, bro, my sciatica used to hurt when I was on flights. Like, two hours of flights by I would wake up, half my body numb.

Oh, shit. No bullshit. You were killing yourself. Oh, I was killing. You know when people go on the internet and be like, oh, I was like, they just, and there was only like, bro, I was 350 pounds. And you're not, you're not that tall even to be so.

So I look compact. Yeah. People were like a little ball for you. Like it was bad. You know I knew it was bad for? Because I would, I would be wearing three-X t-shirts. Yeah. And that shit felt like, like.

You still have to pull it down. Like a medium. Yeah. And now I took in my three-X. It's funny. When Mexican get fat, bro, their arms just go up. Yeah. Have you know.

When white dudes get fat, it just goes straight out. No, white dudes get fanny. Just start talking to children. Also that. That is very true. Making sure those Predator videos get views on the internet, bro. Did you guys watch that primetime movie? I didn't watch it.

The Chris Hanson. But we watched Chris back in the day. Oh, for sure. That ain't your homie, boy. That's the home. You know? We had them on the show. Swear.

That's. Damn, that's sick. You got a shit. I'd be watching. I'd be watching that. I'm not getting caught up to that. You put out your notes? Bro.

Don't Don't accept pizza. Damn, why, did you watch that movie? I did. I watched it with my girl. You loved it. Why was it weird? Because they made that Foucana look crazy, bro.

They tried to make him look like he was money hungry. Like, he's also a predator. That was weird. That was weird. But here's the thing. It's like, ooh. Who? Who did it?

Who did it? Who did it? The Star Boys? Yeah. The Star Boys. No, but the idea is like, all right, let's say he is a predator. Can't you be a predator for child predators? Like, don't we like that?

Facts, hell yeah. Like, we should exalt that. Predators and like, would you praise the child predator? Yeah. Hell yeah. Run it up. Fuck yeah. He inspired so many people now to do that shit.

There's a whole YouTube channel. All they do is get predators and beat the shit out of them in grocery stores. So here's the thing with that, though, like, if, but if they don't get them arrested, aren't they just out there doing it more? I feel like as long as I forgot his shit whooped. Or they should try to get him arrested, but at least he got his ass whooped, too. I want his ass who's in jail so he can't touch kids anymore. 100,000 percent.

Well, we know what you want him to? What was that? What is that? What is that? Right there. Right there. Oh, you think I want him to feel the pain as well. I'll administer the pain.

No, no, no. I don't know about that part. Well, you're not in jail. You're in street fighter. I'm in street fighter. Someone in jail is going to fuck him and make him feel... One of the drug beaters. Yeah.

What's the rules on that? Is that gay if you fuck a predator in jail? I don't think this who knows the rules on that. Yeah, I don't know the rules on that. I'm not in jail. I think it's gay if you fuck another man. But if they're a predator and you're just trying to get payback, it's revenge. It's like, you did this to people.

How do I make you feel like what they felt like? I don't know if that's gay. I think you got to fuck that for them. You got to fuck that. That fuck that food and kill them or something, you know? Yeah. I actually had a teacher tell me that they should try new drugs on them. Oh, sick.

There should be like our, like, if we have a cure for cancer, but we're scared they might have somebody go crazy. Let's try it on those foods. That's actually a good idea. Like guinea pigs. Like, just put it in the water and just have it. Yeah, like, let's see how they react. Let's just find out, let's say, one of the predators has cancer.

Yeah. And we have this drug. We haven't tried on a regular person. It's animal testing, but you're doing it on predators. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there animals anyway? Exactly. Oh.

Who's his teacher that said this? Shout out. Why's your teacher telling you this thing? Yeah, that's my dog. You love this teacher. Oh, yeah. That's my homie. She looked out for us when we.

She was this PE teacher. How did she look out for you? What? P.E? Not really much. But you guys. Well, y'all wasn't looking out for itself. You know, usually the P. teachers are fat.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. That is true. But anyway, how did they look out for you? Did you get in some trouble? Well, I'm getting in trouble.

She'll go over there and fight for me. They're trying to kick me out. You can't kick him out. It's just a system. But like, do PE teachers even have power? For sure. If you fall as a math teacher, I'll look at PE teachers and be like, get the fuck out my face. Well, you're Asian.

You mean a math teacher is just... No, I'm not that Asian. I'm like Juku Juku Juku Asian, you know. Sorry, what was that Asian? Like jungle Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that way. I'm not like a...

I'm not... You're not a hierarchy. Yeah, no, there is a hierarchy. No, no, for example. I'm saying, you're not that bitch. I'm definitely above Indians below Chinese. You know. Yeah, because it's Chinese

Definitely above Indians. I don't think y'all fuck with the Indians like that. Yeah. Shout to Indians, bro. We love you. But what do you say to anything? No, come on. You never go to perform there.

No, I'm coming to India, bro. I love y'all, man. I love y'all, man. I love y'all, man. I know you're going to go by. Bro, I make your manager out there. I see your schedule. No India there.

Everything else, though. Saudi Arabia. Yeah, man. The White House. You go to India. You hate them, bro. I would hate them? You got to tell your boy.

to stop bombing them. They're bitches. The Houthis. They're tough. I don't know what's going on over there. I think they just got WWE, you know. They have a lot of stuff going on over there.

You're not a fan of the Saudi? The government, no. I'm not a fan of the Saudi government. I don't really want to get political over. I'm with my boys. You know, we're thugging, bro. Bro, I can't believe you got him a Lego set as a gift. Yeah, so you, this one, he does a lot of Lego.

What was the Lego? You made him do? It was, um, oh, yeah. Did you help him build a wall? Fuck, no, I'm not gay. On, can I tell him the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, this food, okay. This, Bill, do you guys celebrate that?

Only, yeah, yeah, just making sure. Yeah. And the burgers will, how that day for you guys? Uh, uh, forget about it. Yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit, that is what really happened in 9-11. I would have a son I didn't ever want to suffer son that is a missing out

No that is a fucking true By the way By the way I would love to be your son for real Say what I would love to be your son And I know you just had a kid But if you're looking to adopt somebody else

Yeah I want you to be part of my family What the fuck would he adopt a 26 year old fat Mexican What I was laughing at you when I said fat Mexican That was a little bait trick I knew he was like I knew it was like You know they don't know

Do you have Mexicans in Florida? No, yeah, they have a lot, right? No, no, no, but it's different. Latinos. Cubans and shit. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Dominican, they don't have Mexicans. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? They just words than us.

We're nice. You love. Have you ever been to Cuba? We're like, I had a great time. No, we're not allowed to go. Are we not allowed to go to Cuba? You can go, but not, it's hard. Like, Mike.

We just started being able to know. You got to go through Canada. You got to go through Mexico. Yeah. Everybody has to go through us, papaya. Because you love Mexico City, right? You went out there. You know about a gang hookers is just cool shit, right?

Yeah, no. Yeah, but no. Yeah. But no. Why do you think Mexicans are the best, man? Why do you think they're the greatest? Man, just so many reasons. One, my boss is Mexican, so it's cool.

That's a good. We're crying. Well, how do we're partners. I don't know about you guys, but we're partners here. Outside, I'm this bitch. Now, I'm funny. But why do I like Mexicans? I think I like Mexicans because,

well, damn, you look left and right. They're there. You know? This is there 24-7. Great workers, I guess. I don't have any Mexican workers, but I'm... Everybody that works for you is all-no-one-one-Jess Salvadorian. Yeah.

Oh, great food. Great food. I think to me, my favorite cuisine has to be... It goes Korean, Thai, Mexican, Indonesian, and then, like, American or so. What's Indonesian? Indonesian food is probably, like, a cross between Indian food and Chinese. It's a lot of coconut-based stuff. But you don't fuck with it

Well, he's fucking done No, no, I do it with living You do you fuck with it I'm so sorry Yeah, shut up bitch I don't like the tofu shit Yeah, tofu's food Yeah, yeah

But he eats that for breakfast lunch and dinner You eat tofu for breakfasts? I used to have like a big addiction of tofu Fried food Addiction Yeah, it was bad

It has no flavor How do you addicted to it It's like salt and pepper You don't salt and pepper shrimp Yeah The Chinese dish Yeah So imagine that with fried tofu

It's just incredible to me His mom His mom made like a tofu thing That was for six people He ate that shit in one sitting. Wow. I was really high, though,

off marijuana. Yeah, yeah. When you're high, like, you can just eat. Does your mom, no, you smoke? No, but they're like, they're like, like, I'll come home and she'll be like, you don't drink, don't do this, don't do that, and then, um, yeah,

we just move on. I'm a grown-ass man, but I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want to. I would never smoke in front of her. I would never drink in front of her. Right. Hey, by the way, by the way, Jakarta is such a piece of shit because Jakarta has done bumps in a mom's bathroom because when I live with my mom,

But if I go to Jakarta's house, Jakarta, like, check out of your shoes, don't cuss, don't curse. You would do cocaine in his mom's house? Wow. That's crazy, bro. A wild thing to say. Isn't that crazy? Chicago, that's crazy.

You're missing apart. With permission or without? I would ask him, where can I do it? He would say go to the bathroom. That's a fact. At least, because you can't be in my mom's kitchen. She's actually, you know, they take that very... That's very serious.

But the bathroom, I was like, like, Lick Carter, like... But you would think based on, like, your cultural values, you'd have the respect for his mother and her domicile. Yeah. She was a big word. I didn't know. She wasn't home.

She wasn't home. She wasn't home. My mom was definitely home. She wasn't home. Where was she? One time we were doing Zumba. Did your mom do Zumba? Hey, does your mom do Zumba?

All right. Your mom's out of your Zumba class? She's about her. She can't get rid of me. She literally came home and asked where she was. She said Zootma. You put her in my mom Zumba class, you bitch. No, what you don't do Zumba?

She's going to excessively sweat with her job on me. Okay. That's true. I don't even know your mom know how to dance She better know how to walk Because I wouldn't let her fucking see Is that true

So his mom should have been a streetfighter The ninja Yeah Damn That right there Yeah Fire bro Yeah

We got excited Fire Yeah I did so So when you were growing up And people were racist To you They're racist

You thinking you're Mexican No thinking I was Indian Oh you got Indian You didn't think that But you also I also have been around the world for you. If you're in Atlanta, you've only been raised on black and Mexicans. I was only raised around black and Mexicans, like my whole life, you know?

And then you got to get roasted by both. You're fucking terrorists, Indian fuck. I don't remember people who call me Gandhi, I think. You're excessive. This one got a mouth on them. This one is great. And then do you have to explain, like, where you're from? Yeah, but then it's...

It's like, oh, I'm already getting me fun of. I got to explain now. And then growing up, I was like, fuck Indian people, foo. Because everyone thinks I'm fucking Indian, bro. Yeah. But then I grew up and I was just like, no, I don't really hate Indian people. But then I grew up, grew up, and I'm like, ugh. I'm good, brother.

Why would you think that? Aren't you guys culturally similar? You've never seen the TikTok? Which one? The shit with the feet out? Where they're mixing the food with the feet or whatever? I don't make you hate him? I like feet, man.

That's the thing. So it's like, it's kind of two of my favorite things. Yeah, yeah. I think you like your girl's feet. I don't think you like fucking Abu and this is 46 and his feet are fucking crazy. That's crazy. Who did you say this is 46?

No, I said anything. I was like, come on. Come on. This has to be AI. Don't lie. Don't lie. This disgusting piece of shit. That guy looks Asian, though.

This is from Indonesia. This is my Indonesian. You should be Indonesia. I do it. I can do it. I fucking. He's not. He's not.

He's not. No. No. This is AI. This is AI, no way. That's dog near. No way. That's that in Indonesia, man.

Have you guys grown up with dogs and your families and stuff like you? Oh yeah, you guys aren't allowed to have a dog in the house? Yeah, like Muslims and shit. But would you be able to eat a dog? Do you think so? Nah. No. We thought when we were down in Rosarito.

No bullshit. That's what they say. They do say taco de per rizio. We were in Tijet. Tell them the story about. So it was we had an Asian homie. It was a Asian homie. It was a Asian homie.

Wu. Yeah. We're not even lying. Not even like. Yeah. Me and the homies, we go to Hong Kong. I believe that. We go to Hong Kong where, like, you know, the bitches and shit.

And then we go outside and there's a taco spot. They call Tijuana Hong Kong. No, no, no. It's a Kong. It's a fucking Brockton. Goende. It's a strip court. Hey, and TJ, though. You pay for it?

You pay for it? Yeah, we all paid. So we're real shit. Growing ass men. You should learn, guys. I'm investing in money and prostitutes. Yeah. Hong Kong.

So Hong Kong. See you in Hong Kong. Yeah, exactly. So we get tacos outside. We get a solid tacos. and we're like, yo, this doesn't taste like a salo. And then this food's like, oh, it could be dog. And then I didn't know, but I looked to the right.

My homie, he's like on a seventh taco. He's like, this shit is so much. We're already giving him our tacos. He's like, yo, this shit is cracked out. And then I think that's solidified. And we're like, oh, this has to be dog. Because this motherfucker. Hold on.

If you don't have dogs in the house and you don't have dogs as pets culturally, why couldn't you eat a dog? I didn't say how I can. Oh, it could, right? I just said that should was dog prepared correctly. That was my biggest sister That shit needed toffee There's even a season It was kind of dry

What do you think that's a met there? Like if you don't have dogs If you don't have dogs If you live with dogs Because to him it's just another animal It's a fucking cow It's whatever But also like if you don't have kids

And would you eat kids? You see the logic is crazy It's crazy. That logic of the leap was wild Why? Because would you eat kids You don't have kids? Hey, some of these bitches

Beating kids They do! Dudeo! Oh, dude! Come for me, come for me, because me. I mean, I'm so married. Guys, you think, and what are that? Come for me, cover me, cover me.

I mean, I'm so married, I don't even remember. You're so gay. You're so gay. Way back in the day. And black man, what do you fuck with other guys? You'd be like, come from an expression. Not one hands, dude. That's crazy.

It's crazy. That's your preferred way to ejaculate. That's how you like to bust. No, no. No one saying by a woman. By a woman. By a woman. Get to my ear.

Grab the shit and just come from me. She tells me that I'm going to go through them. It's over. It's over. Not immediately. That's just going to build. Who's more faithful between you guys, you think? What is faith?

What is it? My only faith is to alal. Al-al. He says, he says, Allah and halal in the same words. Al-al. Has that sound the same? Yeah.

Al-l. Al-l. How are you saying? Allah. And then say the other one. He has to extra terrorize like every word. He says, you know, that's how he's bad to say this shit. Like, it's crazy as fun.

Tell him to say the shit when he walks in. Like, you know how he screams out of Siri? Yeah, like a city. Wait, what? Go. You band a guy on? Putting your forehead like an Indian. Jesus.

Okay. Okay. All right, so. You love you. You think you're more faithful. Than Jakarta? Yeah. A hundred percent.

No. Fuck me. I'm more faithful to myself. I know what does that mean. Like, Jakarta wakes up when he cheats on his bitch and he's like, well. Like, what a big? You feel guilty about it. I've never cheated on my bitch.

I don't know. You got to say it better. You got to say it better. You got to say one more time. Try it. I'll set you up. I'll set you up. So like, yeah, you ever cheated before?

Fuck is cheating. Now, again? One more time. One more time. Wait a time. Wait a minute. So you think you're more faithful to Duno? All day.

All day. All right. All right. man, thanks, son Matt Brick out and beat him. Oh, Tio, my girl, all the dead homies Don't never cheat on my girl. All the dead homies on face.

So what's your, what's your... Why, no, don't take the conversation. So Andrew Hall's being on sale with $57, man. All right, hold on. So tell us, so you're super faithful. What are the keys to that? Like, what are the... Just don't fucking other girl, bro.

I don't know. It's not that hard. It's easy for you. I don't... One, I don't really fuck girls anyway, so it's like, you know. Respect. The facts.

Like, only girls I fucked It's like I've been with them, you know? You've never been with a girl that... But you're not officially with your girl. So you're lying to our idol here. Come on. We're like, we're trying to make it, bitch, all you're faking the fuck. Don't say, hour.

That's my idol. Your idol is Jerry from Subway. That's your idol. Yeah, what are we talking about? Yeah, no, I'm very too faithful to my girl, but I just don't cheat. That's it. How long? What are you been with you?

I've been with her for like a few months. Jakarta, stop. Like, you're not with her. It's not official. Like she's not my girlfriend, but I'd tell you, my girl. Okay, so. But your foos are old. Like, I don't know what you fools are doing.

They date, they date. It's like dating. You just date around and still. You got your wife. Your wife were a partner. Oh, you're married, right? I'm married. Yeah.

But before that, was she your girlfriend? Yeah. You asked her, hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? I think there was a conversation where we're like, all right, we're just seeing each other. How'd you know she was the one? Me and Chicago. Okay, so I had a conversation with her. Hey, you don't see nobody else.

I'm not seeing nobody else. That's your girlfriend. But you can't say that But girls But girls are like You're not my You're not my boyfriend Until you ask me

Hey can I be your girlfriend Well that's the fact But you're not putting a title in it But it's I'm sorry but I'm not fucking you So don't worry about what I'm doing Why You're so invested in this

And you're so like Oh Who are you fucking You're not a character right now I'm not out of character Boy is she's your girl or not She is Is official

That's your girlfriend It's official What is it type shit? What is type shit? What is type shit? And you're just coming in That means yes. Yes.

But is a girlfriend a white thing? I think girlfriend's a white thing. No, it's not. Is that your lady or not? Okay. Fuck you. That's my lady. For sure, that's my girl.

That's your girl. Hands down, yeah. Can she hook up with other guys? I would fucking beat the dog shit out. Whoa. Really? Whoa. They don't like dogs.

There are there. I'm saying again. Let's say, let's do it more time. So if she cheated, like, how would you handle? So you can. Right there. It would be over for that big. I promise you.

If I was in Duna, if me and Duna were in a car, if she's walking by holding another man's hand, yeah, we get in the gas, running both over. Him, him. Right, yeah, no, no, no, we go. You guys have been known for driving into groups of people. Yeah. It's interesting how you just came up with that idea, like, organically.

Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, why are you getting him to pay respect for five years? That's a good point, bro. Did you come here? 25 years are repeat of bros. They were June, they were Jewish. It was a june.

R.P. Your bros. He's his foots, bro. That's Marks, bro. Why have you going to be like, he fucked with a Joe's now? Look how curly his hair is. I know. I know. You're one of the handsome ones, brother.

I appreciate it. What are the handsome ones? What are the handsome ones? You go to the synodons? Do you go to the tunnels? Yeah, I'll pop down there. Okay. Yeah.

I'll be chilling with the hums. Starboy shit So Katz Deli that's Jewish Prasami's Jewish? Where'd you guys take that from? Where's always been yours? No, it's just, it's like a Polish thing. Yeah, it comes from Eastern European. I'd love to go to

Cats deli, bro. When we're out, cats is here, right? Yeah, you can go to Cats Deli while you guys are here. Yeah, so we... It's fire. The sandwiches are fire. It's amazing. The last time I've been to New York, I was like six years old. Why'd you guys come? Why'd you guys come? We just went to scout. We guys organized us up.

We just go scout. But I'd have to look around and shit You know, look at the blueprints and shit Go for the tallest ones What is the next largest building here? Empire State, movie? Empire State, man. What is the tallest building?

In Jakarta? Don't you guys have some tall shit? We have a super tall fucking thing, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I've been there since I was like 17. And what happens? So if women read, they throw them off it? They stutter them, they're going on.

I would say, Indonesia. You see a bitch holding Harry. Potter floating down on the side of it. That's crazy because Americans were doing that shit first off a show. What were we doing? The same of witch trials? What? Let's say if you was trying to fuck with a girl and a girl didn't want to fuck with you?

This bitch is a witch. No, no, no. That's what people think because girls make us the villain all the time. Who was snitching on the women? Women? Yes! Oh, bitches are the worst. They don't like each other, bro.

They don't like each other. I hate overnights bitches. I hate when a big bitch is wearing something she shouldn't be wearing in her friends. Oh my God, Queen, you look incredible. No, I think that bitch looks as big as hell, my name. Yeah. By the way, me and Duno had did this thing on the podcast. We made in fun of it.

I asked Duno what big bitches shouldn't do or what they shouldn't wear. And then I want to tell you agree with me. You want to let me know that I agree. Go ahead. I'm going to tell me. Tell me. You know, what should big bitches not wear? Go ahead.

Rompers. What's that? Oh, is that where it's like connected? Yes. Do you agree? I need to see one in it. Okay. I need to see one.

These are some fat girls and rompers? No, those girls are great rompers right there, but they're not fat girl. They're not a fat girl than rombers. Let me look, let me look. And it's crazy because they got mad at us. Like, bitch, we're fat. That was the perfect time to tell women what they should be wearing, by the way. No.

That's what I'm saying. Like a little Mario? That's fire, bro. You don't like that? You don't like that? I love her confidence. Yeah, shout out her confidence. Yeah, shout out confidence.

I can't really see her though. Yeah. She curled like 35. Yeah, yeah. Because it's wrong What's wrong? Look at it to throw it back You never taking down some big

I don't believe you No no no First of all First of all we're not denying that we don't love Big women I'm just saying women in this world Don't get told That like me as a man

I know I'm big Because the world would tell you So you're wearing the 3X Because you're trying to accommodate The fact that you were big When you were big You were wearing the big clothes To try to

No because I'm big Because you're big I'm trying to wear a small Also you are coming From the big culture So you could speak on this That's what I'm trying to find out. That's a good guy.

It's not sister. She's skinny now, but my sister's day, Johnny used to be big as shit. How much she lose? She's skinny now. She's skinny now. She's skinny. Well, she was never big, but, you know, to me, anything over 180, you're big, big. Yeah, 80's big, though.

Is it, though? Is it? I think it's just subjective now. Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no, no. You know, we love big bitches. They, they're the best eaters, right? Fox. Yo, sometimes I think.

Nah, not. No, sometimes, they're not talking about that. You're not, you're not, you're not about that. Big fat white bitches. You know you love fat white bitches. You love that. The best eaters, if I'm being honest. Blind girls.

Yeah. They don't know what they're looking at. Just all Asian women? Why do you think of time like that? That shit was crazy. That's crazy. And I had to kill it with a eater, oh. Oh, God.

Chuck. Hey, we pulled what Helen Keller looked like. I want to see if I'm going to smash this bitch. Oh, shit. And by the way, by the way, Helen Keller is a fucking wire. Ain't no way. Because you know how they said she learned. She went like this.

I don't know if she went water and started touching water and shit, right? That's how it happened. How, though? What you mean, how? Like, how do you even teach somebody, like, you know what I'm saying? You put water on their hands? And then she goes, huh, water? How was she hearing, you know what I'm saying?

Was she deaf, blind and dumb? Well, wait, what's the dumb part? Like, she couldn't speak. But if you're deaf, you can't speak. You can't? You just speak with the accent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Me and Jakarta said if we ever got caught in vacant with prostitutes, they're going to come out there. Hey. Hens in the air. Chicago. I like, Kelly. I like, her a little bad bitch. Yeah, what a fuck.

You know she flew a plane one time? I know. Shut the fuck up. That's true, boy. She's the one that hit the Twin Towers? She did not fly. Let the woman fly once, huh? Yeah, bro.

Hey, how much bullshit? Like, I like that you're honest. That's my favorite thing about you. What? The honesty. This bitch said, I'll fly the blue. They're not flying the plane. Come on, come on, bro.

That shit does a stunt. Who wrote this shit? Another one? That shit was like when you're playing games with your little brother. He was a controller. There was a man in the front seat jar. 1946, she was racist. You think she was with the Jews or with the Nazis?

Oh, this is the after World War? War. Oh, 1926? After World War? I think she was with the Natsis. Oh. Oh. Oh.

And that's why you said I'll read in the dirt. And that's why you're not in one of the new. We do need to have some photos of their comments. Yo, shut the fuck up, bro. It's only them out there. We started who are with Charlemagne. His horse is one up. I didn't do it.

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We should have got Duno and Jakarta's opinion on the midterms. That's where I think we messed up. Yeah. Letting them have a little break so we could do this is where we messed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you guys thinking about the midterms? I'm excited for them.

Yeah? I just want everyone to have fun. I want both sides to win, you know? It's just, I'm so like, How dare you both side this argument you pick, you know? I just want both teams to just enjoy themselves. Yeah, man. Just soak it up, right?

Because the journey is actually the most far. I want every politician just like really just love it. Just love the ride. Yeah, love the ride, dude. It's not about winning. It's not about winning. Because most of these people are going to lose or at least half. Half of them are going to lose, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. And don't be caught up in that. And all of us are going to lose no matter what. No, we're going to win. Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to put money and make some money. Cal sheet. That's a good-ass point.

50% odds. That's good. What is it? It's politics are brutally corrupt. Yes. So you might as well get a quick bag ski off. Get a quick bag ski? You know what I mean? They're getting a bag. Yeah, exactly. You know, you might as well get

a bag. You can't get that big pharma money. No. Yeah, we don't have a super pack. You can't get that big pack money. We should get a super pack. Yeah. You should get a super pack. You should get a sponsor by a super pack. I don't have these guys are getting pack the fuck up. That's it for sure.

Okay? Facts. Anyway, so what do we got? What's the tightest? What's the guaranteed dub? Give me a guaranteed dub somewhere. I mean, let's see. Now, Texas is not guaranteed.

Texas got 65%. Tala Rico, about to flip a state. Oh, Kurt. Big Kurt's about to sweep up in Montana. In Montana. Oh, look at this. Young Jeff Merkley is about to clean up in Oregon. My man, David Brock Smith only got 1%.

That's his family. That's his family. Quit right now. He's at 1%. David Brock Smith. Oh, what about Georgia? Oh, John Awesome. Yeah.

What about Florida? Is Florida up? Of course, Ashley Moody. You know Ashley Moody. Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah. Obviously, Ashley Moody's going to take that. Bill like Nicky.

They're like Nicky. I'm writing in Nicky for every one of these ballots. Yo, facts. Roger Marshall. Oh, this one's going to come down to, I mean, this is. is like pay-per-view. Like, I don't know what you guys are doing on November 3rd. You got to sit down and watch the Kansas Senate race, dude.

It's going to be firewomen. Cancel your plans. Whatever you have plans. It doesn't matter if Roger Marshall is going head-to-head. Throw on MSNBC and lock the fuck in. Adam Hamilton versus Roger Marshall, light up with the boys, bring everyone over and watch this. You got spark one. Pass that fucking blunt and watch Adam Hamilton for a comeback victory, or can Roger Marshall,

hold them back. Bro. Some of my best memories as a kid for watching the Kansas Senate race with my family.

My dad, he went to Kansas with us and he took us out there. He took you guys to go watch him. I was there. And it must have

been exhilarating. Oh, my, I mean, like the sound, like you could hear a pin drop for hours. It was dead silent.

It was dead silent for that long. And they were counting in ballots, counting in ballots. And they were recounting. Oh. It was fantastic.

Man. But we didn't have a chance to, you know, throw some money down. But now it's a different time. Yeah, just get a quick bag ski You know what I mean

It's just about a little quick bag ski You know, you know Set up a college fund Exactly Your kids ain't going to college, man There's going to be no such thing Can you do homeschooled college? Yeah, you can

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Nick's an asshole. Vic just lit the world on fire, came to New York. Yeah. You did light the world on fire, Vic. I did, I did. Why did you do that? Hey, Vic, I think you're like Karen Bass. You're like, I'm gonna leave. Let me see what your manica's talking about right now.

He wants one. Vic, aka Karen Bass. I'll take one more with you. Can you feel in the uninformed? Salang. Salon. Yeah, Solange. Salonzo.

Solange. Yeah, Slantra. No, exactly. I'll sip on it with you. We got some ice in this bitch. Damn, bitch. We got shit to do here, split this. What do you got shit to do?

Freaky Muslim. I see you right. We just moved. This is what you're doing. What is the dumbest thing you spend your money on? Prostit's. Prostitutes and, like, drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or like, um... Yeah, prostitutes and drugs. You thought about it for a second. Prostit drugs and a lot of tofu. A lot of time. Like, when I just started getting money, because I just started getting money like, like this who had me quit my job in a March.

What were you doing? I was working at a hotel with my father. I was doing front desk. Your dad owns hotel? No, my dad's one of the managers at the hotel. He's in Indonesia, not Indian. Is that your beef with Indians because of the hotel shit? No, my beef with Indians is because they just don't know how to act around women.

Unlike you. Yeah, I'm like you. I'm a real player. Bitch, I told you not to talk. You know what I'm saying? Why did you turn black? I did that for bro. You like the only Greek.

You're like the only good. Puerto Rico. He said what? He said, Gave him. Bitch, bitch, look at my nails. Look at my nails.

Look at my nails, bitch. Whatever. He liked that one. Oh, look, Jeffrey Dahmer like you. I guarantee this who's not allowed 50 feet with an elevation. There's in no way. Miles is racist in his cord, though. It's pure.

He doesn't even know it. That's Miles? Get the fuck out. That's Miles. Did you guys change his name? No, but he does look like Jeff a little bit. Yeah, you don't look like Jeff a little bit. No, no, no.

I like how he said Jeff like that was your homie. That's your homie, bro. Yeah. He put it down. You want to talk about eater. Fuck me, bro. He's like your shit cooked, too. Grim, like a motherfucker.

You know, you know how this food died? How? A black guy in prison, shout at the bros. Yeah, you know? A black guy in prison was like, he was like, God told me to fucking kill you. Killed this food in the gym in the prison, I think. Yeah.

He might have, right. Yeah. How do we feel about that? How do we feel about that? I fucking love that shit. Fuck Jeff McDonough and all his homies. And all his homies. And fuck his mom.

Just because. Just because, right? This is probably not her fault, but fuck that bitch. Yeah, fuck that bitch, bro. I agree with you, man. Kind of a hot take, but I like it. And fuck the police, homie. Defund the police, homie.

Also that. Hold on, hold on. Now we need to be police in that time. Hold on. Hold on. Watch it. Why do you say fuck whoever we don't like? Who, Charlie Kirk?

Charlie Kirk. Yeah. Fuck blood. So fuck, fuck, fuck. What's he going to do? Come back? I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Hey, for Erica Kirk is gonna get to it. Fuck that bitch, too. You don't like Erica? You know what I think of, America? Whoa. We're not fat, but at the WWE, they should hire that

besides she came out. Oh my God! You guys did it on your special on YouTube. I missed him out and she came out like, Charlie, no! We're dropping us something new with Nike next week.

Just want to let you guys know the Kirk Fives are coming out with Jordan. Please do it in. Charlie! Charlie! What is it? Indonesian funeral like. Oh shit.

Muslim funeral. And what does that mean? So Muslim funerals, they do the prayer. You get wrapped in the, in a, like in a white. Don't say, aren't they already wrapped in white? Yeah, because they watch the body first. Like, for, I used to work at a mosque, too. Oh, really?

I used to pick him up at the mosque he worked out as an Indonesian Muslim. His dad, by the way, his dad is the leader of the Indonesian Muslim in Los Angeles. Oh, really? Yeah, so yeah, they wanted to shoot a film there. That's it. That's it. I can't just make a call. Why can't I make the call?

Brother, look at you. You can make calls every day? No, but I want to call the Indonesian Muslim community and I want to get locked in. What would you say? I'd be like, yo. Hey, what am I? The people listening is the only audio thing.

I know. By the way, there's no mustache. You got to stop doing that. Is that habit? I know. Is it habit? Bro, yeah. Oh, I know.

I just like the smell of the finger. For the damn for the dead Habiki when you have the mustache cracking, huh? Yeah. By the way, you look swallows fucking the movie. By the way, get up his dick. Go ahead. Yeah.

Get on it. Get on it more. Get on it more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw it back. Damn, that's it crap. My fault. My fault don't be writing dick, your fuck, bitch. You've been doing that all that. Why don't you do? Why don't you do it? Go ahead. Oh, that's just... Oh, that's... Bounce. That's your... Bounce of d'all. It's all good. You're good. Go ahead. Continue with your...

Don't worry about what I said. Everybody in audio, fuck you. If you want to watch that ass bounce, go to YouTube. You guys drop it on audio only as well? I'm a huge fan, but I'm a fan on YouTube. I'm subscribed and everything. Respect. We do both, too.

Let's you, dude. It was it racist? I'm trying to get back on the rail, bro. Is it racism when white people do this? No. Depends on how you put it. And by the way, when the Blackouts Matter thing happened, I did post the black screen on my Instagram. Respect.

Got you, brother. Prove that. I can't. You deleted it? I deleted it right after. How did it? You know, why don't the Mexicans get a square, man? We need to put more respect.

Brown scores are everywhere. You know? Yeah, a square for what? A square for the ice are going on? I think it ain't walking around. Yeah, we walked. What the fuck? We're running, my buddy.

Is that why you guys left that leg? Brom is getting serious out there? Is that bad out there, bud? Would you throw him under the buses? What? No, like, if, you know, people try to set you up, would you be like, yeah, but he's... Andrew, I'm fucking boring here. You fuck?

Nah, but you don't got a lie. And I'm talking about the gun. Okay, let you do it. Why are you putting that up? It doesn't make you a square. No, I think there's a gang. That's a gang, Mark. It is?

Mark, I think that's a gang, dude. Mark, in Florida, that's up, bloods. I don't like brand new heart. What do you mean? Mark, you used to claim that shit as a kid. You did what your thing is? Yeah, weren't you part of the Starboy Blood?

I don't know. Starboy Bloods. No, okay. Crazy story. Where I'm on tour, right, for comedy, right? My brother-in-in-law, he drives for me. He's an immigrant. My brother-in-law, sometimes he drives for us.

when we got like extra shit to do, I'm like, because our cameraman also will be driving me. Like, I'm like, like, you're done a job. I'll pay you all extra that. Like, fuck it. So we end up sprinter, right? We go to Yuma, Arizona. Yeah, yeah.

We go to Yuma like nothing. It's cool. We're telling. We did the show. Great show. We did it. So, it's kidding. We do.

Amazing show. We're leaving. Because, you know, Yuma's only like four hours. We've done the long hour rides where it's like from Salt Lake City back to L.A. So I'm like, fuck, let's just drive back. I don't think we're thinking anything of it. Yeah, we're not thinking nothing. We're like, let's just go back home.

We're driving. But when you go back from you, my Arizona to Cali, it makes you go through the back. So you kind of have to hit, like, the borders. So, like, kind of like, for what are they called? Borders. Oh, the tolls and shit. The tolls. Oh, a tech point.

The tolls. So we're driving. There's an ice check. And it's always another cop-sucker Mexican that thinks he's better than us. That works for eyes. Always, though. Yeah. So we're going through the thing.

Yeah. The white dude is there. He's talking to us. He's like, hey man, where y'all coming? Hey, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. He's like, oh, what are you guys coming from? This who goes up? He's like, oh, man, I just had a comedy show, yada, y'all, yeah, yeah.

He's like, he's like, there's a comedy club in Yuma, and I'm like, no, the United States Theater, and he's like, all right, man, the Mexican dude. In the back, he goes, nah, no, have him pull over to the side. He's a sin. The brown fuck, though. Why do you think? Why do you think? Because he's a little bitch.

You could tell you could tell he was, he was the one in high school getting bullied. Everyone was fucking on his bitch. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw everyone talking on my best thing. Yeah, he's a punk dude asking for hugs, this shit. Hey, what my hug got, girl?

Yeah, yeah, he's that type of one. He still visits his high school. Yeah, I remember the days. I used to play here. You know what I'm saying? Like, so we put it over, right? And the white dude again, the white dude's like, hey, man, where y'all coming from me?

By the way, the chillest dude in the world. Why, boy, white people are sick, right? Well, well. Well, I'm getting in the head. Look at you. Look at Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Another hell for you guys, by the way. Yeah.

You take that one? We take it, bro. Sometimes you got to take it. And then the white dude is like, man, how y'all doing, man? And then can y'all open up? The Mexican dude is trying to look over. But as we're driving to the second point, I'm like, hey, Jakarta, wake the fuck up. Because Jakarta's fat as shit on no beast and doesn't go game.

Whoa. So he just falls asleep everywhere. I was just asleep. So he's just asleep. I'm like, Jakarta, we're going to have to play stupid right now. And my brother-in-law is scared. And I said, you know, this is my brother-in-law. He's with my older sister.

We robbed this food to blame? Yeah, no. No, no. So we have the merch? So we have the merch And I was like And I was like Hey Matt just put the box over

And the white dude is like Hey man y'all good I'm like yeah like that's Andreya I'm like this is my whole team We just came back And he's like oh what do y'all do again I'm like oh I'm a comedian He's my hoes is another comedian

The homie angel son of the homie angel Hernandez And then the Mexican dude is in the back of the white dude But the white dude is like Higher than him And he's like trying to look in And he's like all right man

Y'all have a good day The Mexican fool was hot He didn't tell him He's sick and he wanted He wanted us to get out the car Yeah I'm so weird But he was right. Yes, yes, he was.

He was right. You were smuggling illegals across the board. He's one of God's children. It's one of God's children. I was a. Wait a minute, but hold on. So you put him under like the... No, no, no, we put him in between the seats.

So I have like a sprinter van. Yeah, yeah. And then he was already just taking a nap because it was... Him and my cameraman has switched off. And he's like, if we just drive like an hour, I got it right now. Because he just, I drove all day.

Hey, thank God he was... Bro, literally... They got to sleep, right? Thank God, fool. So did you put anything on him so they couldn't see him? Yeah, no, no, no, no. He had a blanket on him. He had a blanket on.

He was pretending of sleep. He had a blanket on. The merch, the merch shit, too, though. Yeah, but the merch was kind of like sticking out? Because if they got him right there, it's over, right? Oh, yeah. And then I would have to explain to my nephew that took his father. Oh, my God.

So you know, how would that conversation go? You stupid bitch? He's on vacation. He'll be back soon. He's not a fucking two, three-year-old. But it was crazy. You say, like, listen, your dad is in Hong Kong, man. He's scared.

He's like, somebody died, I went to Japan without. Japan. But everybody, he thinks that's right. That's the wrong one. He thinks that's not the right. Where's Hong Kong? No, motherfucker. Where's Hong Kong?

Oh, where's Hong Kong that? Thailand. Why? I'm not trying to get their independence. No, is it China? Not Thailand. It's China, right? Free Hong Kong, though.

Free Hong Kong, though. Why? Because, I just free shit? You know? The Jews are taking him, man. No, the Jews are not them. Chinese people. The Chinese are taking China?

They're like, I need that. Chinese are taking China. For Chinese people to be the smartest people in the world, they definitely don't know how to make the roads on. What do you mean? Because, like, the top of the road is the bottom of the road. Have you seen it on China's built? No.

It's like the bottom of the road is really the top. And if you go up the elevator, you're really in the bottom, but you're really on the top. I wonder what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about the city? Sean King, I think. Oh, why do you know that? Sean King?

Yeah. Oh, it's a specific city. It's a specific city that's like a very now. Yeah, it's just a mountain. Yeah, I like that. Have you guys been? I would love to go. I would love to go to China.

Why do you want to go to China so bad? Chinese food is my favorite type of food. Really? The Korean food, yeah, bro. That's all in pepper. I'm dogs for it. Have you ever been to China? Is your girl Chinese?

No, she's Mexican. Come on. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? Come on. Come on. You know, she's Mexican, she's from the same place that he's from. And I was, so she went at a job.

No, no. Not shit. No, she's atka park. Echo park or like in Mexico. No, she's actually probably more Mexican to me. She's from East L.A. East L.A. East L.A.

She's from East L'Ele. Oh. O'Ale. That's literally how Victor's dad talked. I remember one time I was just getting pizza in downtown I'm walking, and I see him in a lowrider. Could you not just driving by those? That's true, Vic. Yeah, that's true.

What's the best Mexican neighborhood in L.A.? Back a part. Mexican neighborhood? Best Mexican neighborhood. Okay, but he's biased. Okay, you're biased. But what's best culturally, like the most richest culture? What do you talk about best?

It doesn't have to be that. Like, it could be a cornucopia, a little bit of everything. But it is for you. I'm going to give you two spaces where you fill out home in Los Angeles that feels like Mexico? No, no, it doesn't necessarily mean it feels like Mexico. It could be like Mexican-American influence. It could be the food. The rest of the party.

East LA, Echo Park, Country Park. Yeah. Well, it's East L.A. area. It's like border. It's like border ring with them. Come on. Bro, that's where you grew up. Come on.

That's a nice area. Oh, bro. That's the sweetest one. That's nice. That's the sweetest part of it. That's beautiful. First of all, first of all, first of all, I never said it was a lot of you. I'm glad.

What the fuck you wanted to? They just assumed it was a dump. They didn't surprise if the shit looked at it. Beautiful. What the fuck you wanted to neglect? I don't know. I thought that you had a rough, bro. You got a fountain.

It's a lake. It's a lake. Sorry, sorry. It has swans and everything. Nah. That's that you sweet, boy. What city were you in? What city were you in?

I grew up in K-town. Oh, my God. You're such a punk. I'm borderline with Korea town in a place called Mid-City. That's where you grew up, bro. Is it this? Damn, bro. That's Jakarta.

I'm not from the... Whoa, whoa. My parents are from there. There we go. I only say that over here When they ask where I'm from I say Indonesian When I'm over there

I say American You can't be saying Indonesia from over there You know They'd be tripping Why they get upset No because they hear I talk They're like bitch shut the fuck up But do you speak

Not as well as they do Of course But like I'm like a no savo But like can you understand For sure Well yeah Now when people speak like super proper Indonesian

That's when I like lose it Why why why Because it's just big ass fucking words Can you spit a little Indonesia for us? Eat a dick That's a little Put some English in there for you

Take that white man Take that white man I don't know I don't think so Hey see some of the ladies from a little boy That's my dad for me Flashback is like white people The man

You know what it's delicious I'm like the Dutchman Have you ever been at a park? I don't think so I don't think so I've been on dodgy? What else is there? No I never been there

You never been on a fucking dodger game No You should go there with the Yankee Jersey, bro. Why they love that, right? They would jump the fuck out. But they know who daddy is. No, no, no, they know who daddy is, right? Just count the rings, though. Count the rings. Oh, who? Count the rings. Why did you hit me? Touch Andrew

Schultz, motherfucker? Do you know what? Show me your tattoo, be careful. Be careful. What you got? The Dodger's seen him, I mean? Show me your tattoo right here. The other one I hear? You know what it says right here? I swear to God it says, I love B. B.B. Dukley. I lost the bad when I was younger. Dodger's sitting there, baby.

Oh, that's fine. Bro. Why do you think the Mexicans love the Dodgers? I can tell you right now. Please tell me. I can tell you right now. It's not a Dodgers. No, no years.

No, year. Why do you guys like? Actually, you can tell me. It's Hernano. It's Fernando Valenzuela. It's Fernando Valenzuela. Fernando Valenzuela. There was a pitcher.

For example? Yeah. That's right. He came in. He came in. He was the best pitcher in the league. He was lights out. They won a World Series.

And then after that, everybody started going on the game. It was like, it just took off after. Lexington's are the best, bro. And by the way, and by the way, yeah, that guy right there. He just recently passed, right, Vic? Oh, they have a mural of this. They have a mural of this who, biggest shit on the Middlewood Heights. Yeah, right out of the, what is it, the one-on-one?

Goes into a five. To a five, yeah, yeah. And they build a stadium in, like, a Mexican neighborhood, though. Yeah, well, it was. We tried to forget that part. They added the fuck out of that. They did eminent domain, and they just pushed all of them out. What was it called?

It was Chavez Ravine. Chavez Ravine. Now, no Chavez has lived there in that ravine. That's good. That's good. I think I'm doing really good on Flakey. Let me do the gun again. Ooh, little asses.

I actually shot a gun. Hey, hey, boy, you're so fat to hit your thigh. He got stuck. You couldn't put it in the hostage. It's a big ass gun. I actually shot a gun not too long ago, July 4th. I think last year. Okay.

Scared the shit out. Where? Just in the, like, where the homies be at? What the hell? You're snitching. Yeah, I am snitching. Actually, I am snitching. So now you got your prints on a potentially not street legal weapon.

Type shit, type shit. It's been a long time, though. I don't think I'm going to get caught. Yeah. And like, bro, I'm not a criminal. I just hang out with them. Like, bro, I'm not a criminal at all. You're not a criminal at all?

The most I've done is like... Buy drugs illegally in the middle of the night? Yeah, but that's different. But that's my personal shit. Like, that's personal business. People should be trouble on that. Yeah, that's not... I'm not hurting nobody, I've heard of myself.

He'd a dick, you know? It's kind of like, they're to criminals. Yeah. The guy's selling it. Yeah. I can't buy it without you being a criminal. Or prostitution is a big thing that I'm part of as well. Which is kind of legal.

Well, it depends. Have you ever been to a happy ending? Not happy ending. He's so gay. Bro, I'm starting to lose faith in you, Andrew. Yeah. I used to look up to you. You used to be my hero, man.

You used to be my hero, man. You were when you started comedy? No, I'm just like, I'm sorry, man. I got to fuck more problems. No, no, no, you don't know. Just get handy, just get handy, fool. Yeah, I was wondering that, like. You would tell you how it works?

If you're going to go to a prostitute, why have them jerk you off? No, it's not a prostitute. This is a professional massage. Like a masseuse. If you're going to go to masseuse, why not just get the top? I'm going to tell you right now. I've been jerking off my whole life. Once that bitch jerk my dick off, I knew I was doing it wrong.

Yep. Really? I was like, I was like, oh my God, I'm not doing it. What are they doing differently? Oh, bro, I can't. That's just a bunch of shit. And it can be an Asian from my shit. the States. It can't be like a Korean American. You look like Ethan Klein there for a second.

Oh, Ethan Klein. Echin Klein is the ones that just keeping on his wife, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like... What's an uglier bitch? Oh, my goodness. This one just goes, let me get an ugly bitch. Oh, uglier bitch. Come on, bitch. This was a dumb

fucking fat bitch, you know. Ethan Klein, he's a dick, bro. You bitch, you don't even out of cheating. That's stupid-ass bitch. What's that? What's that? There's a million girls in the world. Let me see with my co-host. Are you dumb?

Oh, the food from H3. Yeah. That was a little weird. He's a little weird bitch. Tell him he's a weird bitch. Stupid bitch. Flagrant and Cheezerner were doing it with your car and say you're a weird bitch. I'd just say that real quick for you guys.

Yo, appreciate him. Wait, who's that? There's kids involved, man. Oh, no way. And not like that. He doesn't know how he's talking about. He doesn't know how to talk to you guys. They have children.

They have children. And he said that. Wait, now, I should have said that. Listen, I don't know the past, man. I don't know the past, man. Oh, my God. But she was in the... See, she was in the Starboy on you.

I would want to guide you, bro. You know, I used to watch guy codes? And back in the day when I was a kid, I had no idea. Oh, God, the dick sucking is crazy, man. No, dude, do the wrist on. Yeah, I need the wrist. I need to go. I'm talking in, started from Jackman.

I used to watch guy code. I had no idea what the fuck you guys were saying, but I was just cool as fuck. See? Yeah. See? And now look at him. He got a girl.

Yeah. He cheats. No. He can have four. He ended up from bank quarter from the man himself. That's right. Well, we never got to you, to you settling down. E?

See, sometimes you have stupid shit and you got to stop. I'm just saying. I want to see you start a family. You down and waiting. My father, I'm 26. At 26 were you starting a family? You're 26. What the fuck?

Foiebow, 26. Yeah. You're 26, too? Yeah. Yeah. Why are you driving down, ladies? Yeah, what did you do that for? You have to try to.

Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to be on the same level, brother. But yeah, now I'm 26. Cheers, cheers. How old are you? 45 or some shit? 42, man. Oh, wow.

I'd be 43 this Friday. Hell wow, yeah. Yeah. That's so crazy. You invited us already, you say. Are you guys in town? Yeah, right. Come, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Were you doing something? Yeah. I don't want to invite myself. That's weird. No, I just invited you. What you mean, for you? For real. Oh, fuck yeah, I'm down.

Yeah. But only if Vic comes, too. Vick got to come. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. They're working Friday? No, I'm working for it. No, I'm not.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Damn, sorry, sorry. Don't gas it. He gassed it, though. He got a job three months ago. He loved this. He loved this. He loved it. How was that the hardest you've laughed the whole time?

I fucking hate you a little bit. I don't hate you more than other people, though. That's a fact. We need Andreas, too. He's got to come. Andres. Are Cammer, man? Fuck that fool.

Damn, that's so crazy. You said his name? That fool's like, what the fuck? Yeah, but he's a hearty. Andrez kind of carries the show, Luke. Andrez. He does, huh?

Did they say that? He doesn't carry the fucking show. I think he was like, choosing with Juno and Jakarta. And I just believe a lot of people tune in to watch, like, him and hear his takes. Well, I know you're lying. I'm probably fucking with this a lot.

I told you just going to go to me. I told you I watched a cat. He didn't say shit about that shit. He didn't say a word about that shit. Why don't you go make an Andres video, huh? Sal to Cam. By the way, by the way, you know what, guys? Yeah.

Salonji. Salonji, that's good. That's good. Me and my friends, a bunch of wise guys over here. Let's say, let's enjoy it. Yeah. Salonji. So let's take a sip.

Let's take a sip. And then have you ever brought him to art? Do you ever even go to the, to like, Mariachi or anything like that? Marieti or like parties? Yeah. Like you go to the restaurant where the band comes in. Oh, no. We do that at the home.

We do it at the home. We do it at the Hong Kongers by car. South of the Hungar Ruby. And we throw parties in in South Central. So we get groupos. We get group. All right. So you get the grupos.

Yes. And then will you ever sing? Yes. So the way me and Jakarta met was through a mutual friend at past. You have a heart. You're doing. You're okay? That's health.

So you have the party at the homegirls house. The mariachi comes. But then, but then. Was it called? But then not a mariachi. It's because you think every. It's a group. Two different things.

Mariani is more like Vicente Fernandez. No, no, we get a group which is more like the school, which is more like the shit about like the street shit, the fly shit. Oh, but they're not singing the old shit. So you know how you guys have like Jay Z hip hop, and then it's other news.

You saw that? Did you see that? Is he not boombat? What did you say? Like, what did you say? Is he not boombap? No. You're going to make us really defend Jay right now.

Oh. No, no. Put like. But junior a change. Junior age. So wait a minute. The youth is not fucked with Vicente any. No, we are.

He's a legend. Oh, we're listening to nowadays. What about Cartel de Santa? Oh, no, that's more like, Mexican rap. Yeah. Different vibes. Which I'm not like,

I shout out like Santa Fe, Torneone. That's kind of the most I know. But we like the Curritos Tumbados is what it's called. Okay. Curritos'tabod. They're that kid from our generation. Most of them are Mexican-American,

and they talk about like bitches, fly shit, weed. But is it the same, like, type of music in this area. It's still Mexican regional music. Fire. But it's just more for our generation. But you relate to it more. Yeah. So my grandpa and we're listening to like Los Riga de Norte. Like they do music videos like rappers. Oh, this fire. Yeah. It's fly shit. What's this group?

Junior Ace is one singer. He's one of the best. I don't know. You know how many bitches these guys fuck? Oh, crazy. So he just did the stadium in Mexico. The big ass one? The 60. Saudi Oesteca? No, no. He did the El Socalo. I could be wrong. I think so. Yeah. And he, I think, what is that, like 60,000? In Monterey? No, no. For Mexico City.

In Mexico City. Yeah, he knows a lot about stadiums, huh? Well, he does. It's easy when you sell them out. Hey! Hey! All right. Every five minutes, we gotta suck this.

I know. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. What about peso pluma? We fuck with Pesoploom. Yeah, who follows him on Instagram.

Follow him. I don't know if you're watching. That's as far as a God. He's like Andrew. That's pretty good. I don't know. It doesn't mean. I'm watching everything.

Andrew do be paying attention to you. It'll be 3 a.m. And I see Andrew likes him. I said, I'm like, this, tweaker. So what happened when you got kids? Yeah, yeah. Can I ask you this? Who's your favorite comedian?

Patrice O'Neill. It's the greatest comedian ever to do it. Okay, what I was going to say is dumb as fuck. But I was going to say the dude that was on the office for the... Yeah, he was on the office for a little. Oh, you do love that show. Yeah, I like sitcom. I'm a sitcom guy.

Respect. Yeah. He comes are nice. But no, you got to watch his stand up. He's the best ever. I've heard Corey Holcomb. You know who that is? Of course, Corey, yeah.

But my favorite growing up was Russell Peters for sure. Oh, Russell was incredible. Russell might be the most important stand-up ever in terms of it becoming a global art form. Yeah, because I heard he's the one that toward the most. Because he introduced half of the world to stand-up comedy. Like he introduced like the country of India is like what, a third of the population? Yeah, yeah. Also all in the Middle East.

Yeah. Like, he made comedy an international art form. That's crazy. Before it was, like, America and, like, Britain. Yeah, yeah. And China even, like, he made it popular there. Like, he... He has a joke about deaf kids?

It's insane, bro. It's insane, bro. Man, shout out the deaf people. Were you watching comedy, hell of though? Yeah, when I was a kid. Like, I was watching, like, early... I mean, speaking of the deaf comedy jam was like... Oh.

But this is our generation. Of the deaf comedy. That was the number one for me. And then there was a thing called the Kings of Comedy. Oh, yeah, of course. Bernie Mac. Bernie, Cedric. Steve Harley, D.L. Huey.

Yeah, Steve Harvey. And when that shit crazy, when all that shit came out of. We saw it in a movie theater. And then they had the Mexican Kings of Comedy. Of course. I remember that was a thing, too. I was like, George Lopez. Lank.

No, Lopez. Hey, George Jorge. Who the fuck cares? But George was. DeFleantre. George was the fucking goat. That's another. George Lopez?

Yeah, because it was like... But you know it's not okay to tell people not to put another Mexican if you're the only one. Well, this is the thing like... Nah, there's no thing to that. That's wrong. But you have to understand, like, we're only seeing the comedy. I'm not saying he's not funny, by the way.

But one of the bad, for sure. Here's the thing. He's talking specifically... You got to realize how rare this is. This is back in the day, he's talking to a specific group of people. Yeah. They probably had no representation on TV.

Definitely none in comedy. And gets the HBO special becomes one of the biggest comics on the fucking plan. This is not now where Mexicans are like a dominant force in American culture. This is back in the day where people were like, what's the difference between Puerto Rican, Dominican and Mexican? Fox, Fox, yeah.

You know what I mean? He kind of introduced it in a sense. Bro, and introduced in a way where white fucking dads and moms were watching like, oh my God, this guy's fucking hilarious. It's insane. By the way, when he dropped his, I don't know if you guys used to watch this, but growing up for me and I know for you too.

No. No, the George Lopez show? I just wasn't. Oh, is George so pissed. No, no, I'm not saying it's not funny. I watched episodes, but I wasn't sitting there waiting every day. You know what I was watching as a kid? Two and a half man.

Oh, bro. I just started watching them. Two and a half man. Mark him in the middle. Yeah. That was like... But you're young, bro. No, no, but we're the same age.

I just... But, but... I'm supposed to that way. So I used to think two and a half man, Charlie cheating in them was the most... The funny thing? You were understanding it when you were growing up watching it? Yeah, but because I also probably grew up a little fast than you. Yeah.

Does that make sense? I was kind of like, I was home alone, like, do you for me? Like, we watch it on that shit. When was the first time you jerked off, like, age-wise? That's crazy. That's interesting question. Oh, that's kind of- Sixth grade, probably.

Okay, I mean, too, same, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Started wanking it. Wanking it. It was the first time you jerk somebody else off. I just thought that would have been killing. Sometimes we bomb out here. Yeah, especially out here.

He's back. He's back. No, but yeah, I guess. It was just, again, like, you're 26, right? So, like, by the time you're coming up, there's already all shows that's popular, the things you see. Before that, you're not seeing it at all. It was like 2001, I'm saying.

Yeah, we were one. It was, yeah, I remember watching it. So the biggest city in the world, George Lopez of Twin Towers. Yeah. It was a shit. Big year. True. What a year.

What a year, huh? The Mexican and the Jews, we're making our way up. That's him up, definitely. So is that it's George Lopez, Cheats Marine I'm just not I know who's before the end I know him Paul Rodriguez Paul Rodriguez

Paragis Piroz's father How crazy is that Dude we know Piron Yeah That's actually kind of like my boy kind of Like kind of not really Like that's not our boy Piron man

Yeah And his father is a fucking A huge comedian I think that's pretty crazy bro Yeah That's tight though And for him to be like one of the best Gators too It's fucking insane

Bro That whole family is just beginning But were you watching this But Patry and I is See the Latin King's a comedy, bro. Rang says. But Patrice the best. You got to check out, Pritchie.

You got to watch Elephant in the room. Watch elephant in the room. I've never seen that. What is that? He doesn't really watch stand-up specials. Also, watch his HBO half-hour. It's just, he's the best. It's like, and I've seen everybody.

I've seen everybody special. I think you're pretty good, too. Thank you, my boy. Thank you. By the way, I want to let you know, I know we've been like talking shit, but I have you on my top five. Facts. You got good taste, man.

Who's your five? Who's your five, boy? Go ahead, Papa. You? You, Dave Chappelle. Dave. One of the first, well, I think, he does comedy, right? DC Young Fly.

Yeah. Really? DC Young Fly. DC does stand up. Like, Wilden I made me find out of love with, like. He's so fucking talented. He's hilarious. So you, Dave Chappelle, DC Young Fly.

Who was my son? Mojo. No, no, but Mojo's new. Mojo's new. I'm talking about when at first. Shout out Mojo. Oh, he's killing it. He's killing it.

Fluffy. obviously. Oh, Fluffy. That I'm not fat on Fluffy. Oh, that shit was great. Fluffy's fifth one that we was talking about that shit. We just recently had a conversation about this. But I'll be honest, look, COVID when you're a clip, when you,

when you're like a school shooter with the hair cut and the band? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen somebody do comedy that com because you used to sit down and do the crowdwork shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I used to watch that, I used to be like, like, because, you know, it's cause, like, obviously, like, but I remember used to be, like, thinking, why isn't he not saying he's too cool? And then I would see clips of you go crazy. And I was like, oh, this is tight.

So a lot of my, this song crazy. But a lot of my comedy, like a lot of the shit you do, when I fell in love when I started doing sound up, I was like, damn. So I was like, watch your shit. Damn. This was deep throat in your dick right. You didn't take it to the same.

You're taking turns on it. Black man, black man. Black man. It's all right, right, that, all right, that. Wait, how long have you been doing it? For real, for real? Four years, no? No, no.

God damn. I just want to answer for you. I'm not going to lie. Like two years and I have. Because I feel like I saw you go up at like flappers. This is like... 2024 was my first time I ever sold out something. Yeah.

And I wasn't ready, but they were just like... They want to see. Just do it. Yeah, you had that. And then I did a whole hour. I probably had 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, uh, 2024, I did like Little Souls.

I did like Portland, helium and all that. Yeah. Yeah. I really learned. 2025 I went on tour with Jerry Gar's. See ya and concrete. Yeah. And then they taught me like the road

like I went over 12 minutes once. Can't do it. But I learned for I learned. I got to learn. I fucking learn punchline, breathing, waiting for the crowd. I learned like the more like. Oh, the wearing the shit.

Oh yeah, man. I used to wear like. I didn't wear like. So I'm like younger. So I used to wear like crazy shirts and shit. And then the homie be like, you're distracting people. Yeah, yeah. I don't know that.

But I didn't think he would be in a dick. No. Like he's giving me like. And then. And then this year, we took it. I was 2025. We killed it. We did a major.

We did theaters. We did weekends. All kinds of shit. And then this year, I, like, learn how to, like, tell my jokes, like, punchline, drop, you know what I shit like that. So then I really, like, picked up the- It takes time, bro. It's, like, it's one of those things where you probably already have a comfort talking and speaking in front of people. Yeah.

That's, like, the first five years of any comedians. For sure. Really? Yeah, because people, you know, you could be super funny, but, like, you get in front of a crowd. Oh, there was that to know. This was tight. This was me and Chicago's life start the novel.

Oh, it's in LA? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sold out. Oh, shit, boys. That was tight. Pops, is there anything you want to say to me? This is fire. I did compliment you on your YouTube stuff, just saying.

I'm really proud of you. Thank you. So hold on. So I was watching a pod for you guys, but now you'll go up and host. Yeah, and it's been, it's been low-key. It's been the trip, Loki, you know, because I go up there. I make some drugs Sometimes foods don't laugh

When those foods don't laugh Yo, it's like they're kicking me My stash But I'm trying to talk to Jakarta Because Jakarta used to be up there Like, but I'm up there with you know We can't do this forever Yeah but I'm not trying to be a stand-up community

Yeah, yeah facts So people would be like How can you don't put your arm Like he doesn't want to do it I don't Just realistically I think I'm a funny guy As you guys can see

But I'm not See, thank you One of my favorite The dick sucking is going on Right Hands down, favorite you Yeah Thank you

I think he's like a running. Sorry, very Jewish man. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'm saying that shit. You're killing you. What was I talking about? You were talking about how you don't want to do.

Hosting. So the hosting stuff, yeah. But you do music. You're comfortable in front of people. No, no. Far from it. Vic used to set up shows for me. And I would literally tell them how uncomfortable I was.

And Vic would just be like, I had to pull strings for you, bitch. You're going to go up and perform. No, by the way, Jakarta is so like Jakarta does this, right? I mean, so I still think I'm going to rock. Chill. It would be a crowd in, Dakota would be like, girl, you've been, like, the crowd's the other way,

bitch. No, no, look, look, look, look, the first, the first, I'm like, I'm the only, the first, are you singing your original? Oh, my God, oh, my God, can I look up a song?

Yeah, let me see, let me see. I'm going to say you at Jakarta's favorite song. All right, give us permission to play it, Jakarta. I don't know. We'll see what you got to say afterwards. No, I'm in on YouTube. Yeah. It's that goal park.

Look at that late. That's actually Signing Hill by Long Beach. Oh, fuck. It's a good song. It's a good song. I'll take one with you, brother. Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm going to take this shit out, though.

You guys want to do bumps after? Yep. Oh, my God. I look like a fat bitch. The music's nice, though, right? You can sing. I could. I can't.

I did. I've heard. Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Let me set you up. Let me set you up. I got this. Andrew. All right.

Hold on. You guys. Cool. Absolutely. Yeah. Like that's cool. All right. So let me set you guys up.

This is my boy, Jakarta Slim. Yeah. It is a song. He's covered, two dozen roses. Go ahead, Jakarta. If I had two dozen roses, and to know about a loved one, if I really could have hung the moon, girl, would it change your mind?

Tell me more, Jakarta. Tell me more. Hey. If I could cry a little harder and get a little less sleep at night, If I had two dozen roses, would it change your mind? I'll be honest guys, I'm going to let you guys know. I'll eat cheese man right now. I'll join Flaveman.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Say, una pierre. I don't know that. No. I only know Corrido.

He sings in Spanish, too. For the white? I'll sing for the black. I know you're going to have you ever love someone? So much juda, chuda, chuda. Thank you so much of yourself It seems the only What you want to you

Oh wait a little What was the one that we were singing on tour? Which one? If I ever fall in love Because you What is it? What was it? Give me a little more

Do do do do No, that's too old for it Oh, yeah What's that do off? That's a duke off to you? No, no. The very first time Oh, that's a shit you bump all the time

The Spanish song What's doing? Oh, it's shy. So it's a song It's in Spanish and in English. It's about the dude his girlfriend died in a car crash or something?

No, no. Everything with you. Different song. Different song. You got everything right. Oh, da, da, da, da, da, I know what I was like you talking about. Yeah.

Sounds like that. Yeah. Is it funny. It's funny because growing up, I play songs that I heard growing up and people would be like, there's an original version

and it's from the whites. So he's going to play Spanish versions. He had no idea. I had no idea. No. Yeah. I had no idea. Like what version?

So there's like this song. Oh, man. So there's a song that I really, you know what I'm talking about? Los Espunas? No. Ah, what do you,

like, you're like, there's a Spanish Hey Carolina or like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Carolina!

So there's a song Bha, bha, Bha, so there's a song about this dude that wrote a song that his girl

that got a kiss? Last kiss? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so there's a Spanish version of that. If you can put an English version, you'll hear it.

It sounds exactly like what you guys are singing. It's a doo-op type thing, too. And you used to watch Happy Days? Nah. Hey, no. I love Fonzie, bro. I never watched Happy Day.

I didn't like how people thought he was a bitch. I love Fonialo right here. So, so I grew up with this version. Mm-hmm. So maybe the song's about a dude that has been a guy who's done to be a good person to be with her in heaven. Oh, this is. So you know the English one I know. Exactly.

Oh, you know the song? Yeah. Took her away from me So I know the Spanish version I know the English version And one day It was 11 p.m. I'm in Northridge in the valley

And I'm hearing this song And I'm like, what the fuck? These white motherfuckers taking our shit at me They always take our shit That's exactly what I died That's crazy, bro. Wait, so you know

like Coritos? Yeah, I know. But do you know any old ones or new generation? Yeah, like not new school like Arsenal It's pretty new school here. It's California,

Enteminole's infancy. Estado of the Chicano where Cholot has fama. In Culeacan, Puerto de Chabador. Estado of Sinaloa, where the mafia control.

Actually, that dude, that sings that part of the band. That's our homie now. That's our homie. Yeah, we actually. We performed with him at the Nova. Oh, you saw him come out? Yeah, we came out.

And that's the last. Oh, yeah. So our homie that passed away, that me, all rest in peace. That was his favorite song, so that's how I know it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So that's how I mean Jakarta, man, initially. Are there any, oh, because a friend passed.

Yeah, I see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that, man. Thank you, brother. Are there any old caridos that, uh, corridos that, uh, that have, like, the youth has connected with and. All Chalino shit, all, um, yeah, I think Chalino's, but everything like, um. A bol-a-e-a-e-oh-see, but that was like. But that's not Corradorio. That's like a Teta more.

That we fuck with it. That's a Chete? That's it. He won't do you. I'm fucking, bro. Do you really like Chette? I love it, man. Yeah, so imagine how much pussy.

Oh, it's not even, it's not comparable. It's not comparable. Jete's not dead? Yeah, he's dead. He's dead. How you not know? We did a tribute when he passed. Swear.

What'd you guys do? Racism and his fight. We had the fucking mariachi pull up. Swear. You know what? You know what we're. We're going to bring a bond out here, but we weren't sure what your Bible was going to be. When I went to school in Santa Barbara, my roommate.

I was going to say you were in, 8.05? It was in 8.05. My roommate was from San Fernando. Oh, the valley. Dali, bro. Okay, yeah. Sanfer boys. Sanfer boys.

And. That was crazy. That was crazy. You shouted out of a gang. Respect. Hey. On Fridays, he would take us to the fucking mariachi, and then we would like just go sing. It's like, all right, this is kind of a vibe.

That's sick as fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, but don't you think it's so cool, you lived a great life, man? Well, he's not dead. I don't he not dead, but it's not still around, bro. You're only 42, bro, and you've done so much. Congrats, bro. Thank you, man.

Are you paying on retain? Nah, bro, we got to get out. And you guys, too, but being sidekicks is hard. Yeah, you get it. Oh, my, my. That's funny. That's funny. You like that.

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Wait, why? Why are you worried about how he'll act? He's a dumbass. But he is respectful. You do drugs and fuck prostitutes. Why are you worried about it? Yeah, but that's on my own time. Yeah.

I don't spread that with it. No, no, no, you know what fucked up? You don't fucked up one time. So, Jakarta would do dope shit for, like, his Indonesian community. Like, they'll do, like, little pop-ups, you know, just support each other. What does that mean? Like, they do, like, little shit in, like, some... What is it, what is it?

So they have, like, some Indonesian events. I'm probably the most popular Indonesian in L.A., just saying real players, win. And so, you know, they invited me to perform one time. But he thinks it's a mosque event. So, but I told him it's not a mosque. Everybody's wearing hoodies, gang. Is it hoodie gang? No, no, no.

I thought my mom was the only one with the hijab. No, that's not true. All your teens were wearing a fucking robe with hijab. All your aunts were judging the other women with no head dog. Yes or no. They weren't judging. Wallahee. You're such a line, bitch.

My aunts weren't judging the other women with hijabes. They were judging the women that were shaking ass. Yeah, let me finish. Okay. Okay, watch this. Turn about. So on the way there, so we already had plans for the night, Jakarta's like, hey, I got to go.

The girl abusive. I remember that? Oh, the mystified. Oh, the mystified. Hey, so we're walking over. And Jakarta, the whole time on the car, he's like, hey, man, y'all got that cool, please. And I'm like, Jakarta, you think, like,

we fuck around with each other, like, my mom, this, your mom, dad, but I'm not for you're not feeling. So we walk in there. We're chilling. His uncles are outside. Tollis. Shoals out.

Tollis. Sorry, Toll, I'm not about. All of them had shoes. Oh, they got out of those. Yes. Because they're drivers. Why would they be driving with the sandals? They're professional drivers.

For your, y'all, Uber. So we get there and I was smoking cigarette and they're like, Umar. Because it's running. Umar. So they're saying hi to him? We got your real name. Umar.

Thanks. Umar Ambadar Farhad. Umar. Umar Ambadar. Stought out there. You guys on my social too? I don't really do show in my life anyways. Yeah.

So then we'll, bitch, you want some of the company? You shut the fuck up? Yeah. I'm just talking to the company now. I'm sorry, guys, you guys don't get it. And what are you're going to finish the shit? Hey, Miles, what are he likes these jokes about them? You're making Miles' day, right?

And Ma's looking at dick, huh? So we're chilling, and then Jakarta's giving us like a lecture. And we're looking at Jakarta like, all, fool, come on, you're acting. If anybody acts the craziest as him, we get there, there's a bunch of Indonesian woman with BBLs. Like three of them. Three of them. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm thinking they're all hoodie.

up, you know, all her chopped out. And then Jakarta's mom walks over, Jakarta starts performing. The Indonesians are drunk, they start dancing with each other, grinding. Jakarta's mom's face looks like a luffin and it strike this whole building down. My mom is like, her mom doesn't care, but the lady

comes up to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go to Jakarta child. I'm performing. I'm a performance. Yes, yeah, yes. I move away because I'm like, whoa, bitch, my mother's right there. I move away, and I don't know, but my mom looked pig on. His mom was like, and then his mom was like,

do no see this is not good and I'm not only if you knew what he does and do in front of that but in my head I'm like obviously okay it's like it's kind of like this it's like we talk shit how we talk shit but I won't we don't talk about that in front of our mothers

Of course respect So then I imagine But my mom has seen me do comedy And even then I feel alone come She's seen her What she doesn't understand that's a good thing right It's in English Right

Yeah What about it goes His mom My mom and my mom She doesn't know how to use the internet Come on my dad She doesn't know how to drive recently He just has a

He has a joke where it's like, oh, like, my mom's not allowed outside and stuff. It was like that for the first five years of my life. Yeah. You needed it. You needed the tutelage, yeah. But like, they know. They know my parents are very, very conservative religious, but like, it's not like if I, like, have a gay homie and I bring him to the crib, my dad's not going to let him in. It's nothing like that. But it's more like, they're very religious, right?

They know what I do for work. I tell them not to watch the podcast. It's hard when they love you, man. I know. Are you first more stuff? Dude, I looked at my dad's YouTube. The first clip I came, the first search was. Jakarta and Duno

podcast and I was like this motherfucker No that shit That's it warms your heart It does I told him But if he hears what I say He's gonna be like

So the Nova was Jakarta's first life show So I've done it with No jump prior I did it with Brownback I've done that on my own I'm doing the deal I'm like

Jakarta's a good feeling My mom gets My mom goes like Do I agree with what you say No but if you're happy She supports you So Jakarta I'm like

So it got Jakarta's mom didn't go to the Nova and I'm like You should have brought it I don't want see me drinking, I'm like, I think your mom's old enough and open enough to work. You're not perfect.

Yeah. But you know, these are our moments you've got to enjoy. So I'm like, the next one we do, make sure she comes. I'll make sure my mom and my dad come, but like for, you know, select times. You y'all can't kick it. You know what I'm saying? Look at me when. Well, your mom not going to want to kick it regardless. But they just want to see their son flourish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the dream, bro. Yeah, and I feel like that's true though, though, because, like, man, like, to be honest, hey, bro, thank you. Are you changing my life, man. I love you. I love you a lot. Think about what your family thinks, man. They were climbing trees for coconuts, and now they get to see your fucking kid. And that's not enough, you have, Andrew.

That's how old. Fuck. But not, but not, I do want them to, I feel like my dad, he sees, like, me and my dad went to the mall the other day. And people were pulling up. Yeah, bro, it was crazy. And your dad was proud of that.

I was like, oh, let me get a picture. I was a cool. And my dad, this is, my dad, he goes, my dick. And Descartes dad is the funniest shit ever. Jakarta, that would be like, do no, my bueno. I know English, motherfucker, I didn't walk into my house, he went,

Hey, what happened to my house? Yeah, amen. I know English. Bro, and then he sits there. And then Jakarta's mean, bro. So we're eating at his house, Jakarta's dad did it was shy to sit with us. Why?

Because Jakarta's mean to his dad. I'm not, I swear to God, God. Well, he don't ever say that again. The only thing comes out of your mouth again, bro. Why are you mean to your dad? He's the alpha male in the crib, I know who I know who runs it.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I was probably scared, you know? But you're six four, bro. Yeah, and my dad, Are you the tallest Indonesian? I've actually seen taller, but they're like, they're like one of these guys.

They're like black in those or something, you know? What? Puerto Rican. He's not Puerto Rican. Speak Spanish. There you go. I'm a New Yorkerican. Holocomelistas.

Have you seen to play baseball? He might be going to go. Are you going to baseball? Oh, wow. Really? Oh, wow. Oh, I see what you're saying. That looks fucking terrifying, bro.

That's a tall Indonesian. Yeah. I feel looks like he's still dead and just carrying that four rounds. But are you like in the community, you're one of the taller dudes and you're famous. Are you the most desirable right now? No, he's fucking desirable. Okay, so in my family? I'm just saying like the Indonesian shorties are getting BBLs.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck. I understand. I understand. No, shut the fuck. They're not, but they're not in my community. Those girls are BBL are not in my community. What community are they? I'm part of the Indonesian Muslim community.

Muslim. Everyone that I grew up with them were like, they're Muslims. But is there an Indonesian non-Muslim community? Yeah, of course. Of course, but I'm saying, I grew up at my mosque, is what I'm trying to say. That's why I meant my Indonesian community. Obviously, there's certain events like the Indo night, for example. It's like Indonesian night where they have it on like a big venue.

And they're less religious, you're saying? No, no, I'm saying, well, in what sense, who? The BBO one. The Bia one. Some of them might not even be Muslim. Some of them might just be Christians. I know, I know, but what he's saying is still Indonesian. Yeah, I think you could be able you're a whore at the end of the day.

What's that for? That's literally what Jakarta's mom was like, you know, Jakarta's love to tell me, do no. This is not a. And I was like, well, they are. They are, no. Wow. But Jakarta is such a punk bitch because he has fine Indonesian cousins.

Okay. And he's not, but you're not lobbing them up for Duna? Fuck no. I would have to do. That's crazy, bro. Because he's lobbing up the Latinos for you, bro. He's got Mexican girls. He's throwing him up for his career.

For his career. I don't even know what that meant. Yeah, bro, bro. So I'm a career. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll bring shit up. But you can't just lob up one end over the home. No.

What's mad? Bro, because they're all crazy, bro. Jakarta, like me, like, you can't fuck my... Like, if you're my boy, right, Andrew? I hope, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. You're all right.

Yeah, yeah. I'm the boy, too. Yeah, yeah, printed. But not if you don't lie about the shorties from home. What I'm saying is, Andrew, you're my boy. You can't fuck my sister, but my cousin, you could fuck her, Andrew. But wait, wait, why? Why are you stopping at your sister?

Because it's just you, you feel like that's tripping. That's crazy. That's a little too close. I don't you fuck my sister, bro. Yeah, but that's a white person. That's why I want to tell you. Imagine you're getting to a spot. Imagine you're going to go, yeah, that's why fuck your sister.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's deadly. I'd be like, that's the closest you could get to me. I'm trying to feel close to my friends, bro. I'm trying to feel that unity, bro. I don't know. You get 50% me.

I get what you say. You get what you say, but not. Why don't you just like this to fuck then? Well, I don't got a sister, bro. So maybe it's a little different. Maybe that's why I feel like that. You can't. You can't fuck your sister, but the.

You can't let any of the hushies. My cousins, cousins are a fair game. None of my cousins are in America. Okay, so hold on. They're not even blood. He's weird about this shit. That's greed. It's weird shit.

That's greed. Hold on. Let a player. Speak. Can I just say one thing before you speak? One thing before you speak. Because you guys fuck your cousins. He can't.

That's on another level. That's rude. That's on another level. I'm going to say that. Tell me why the other day you and my dad were talking. You know, my dad knows. Come on, the boy, it's because of this bad one. I know, that's what I'm saying.

Look at that. You're not going to share that with the homies? I don't know what I would like to. Play you. Okay. So, you know, arranged marriages are a big thing in Indonesia. Well, Biden. You know, big thing in most of the world, by the way.

You're not unique in that. Most of the world is arranged marriages. Well, thanks for not making me feel special. I don't want you to feel special, bro. I want you to feel regular for once in your life. I'm in front of Jakarta, but my grandpa kidnapped my grandma as well. He did? Mexico.

That's love, though. Yeah. When you know, you know. I thought that was a fucking crime. Not in Mexico. Not in Mexico. So I could kidnap a bitch and go, but I love you. Well, it depends.

Does she love you back? Did your grandma love your grandfather? That's a question, but she can't talk to her when she really old. You met her. You were crying at her Mama Coco and she's dying. I called her Mama Coco from the movie Coco. I didn't even know where it's from. That was not a rude thing.

There's an old Mexican woman. She was a little older. It's a character in a moot. So you call her Mama Coco. Isn't they crazy, though, because Mexicans who go from little girl, woman, then you hit like that Jenny 69 phase, and then they all go Mama Coco at the end. They do go Mama Coco. Shout out Mama Coco.

They do go Mama Coco. But, yeah, other than that, like, I do think, I do think genuinely, like. You can't share the, you can't share. I wouldn't be able to, just because of who he is, though. What does that mean? I locked up my cousin to do, no. You don't love your family. Yes, I do.

Yes, I do. You know what it is. You know what it is. What if he kept in a buck? What if you're not? You were like, listen, he's a, he's a fuck boy. So it's just going to be fun, right? It's just going to be fun, but he's not going to be disrespectful to you.

He's not going to do anything. He's going to be, you're not going to disrespect his cousin. We went to, we went to immediately. We go to one of my events. He was disrespectful to your cousin? No. No. That's what I'm saying. You hit that.

You hit that. You hit that. Now you're talking like crazy. But how's that? You hit that is crazy. He didn't say, no. Come out. This is news to me.

Beetsky. Beas. That was all I got to say. But she's not even you're blind. Hold on. Don't say a name either.

Hold on. By the way, one of them, bro, she's a bad one. Crazy. But she's very woke. I don't even want to fuck with her. She's to walk. She doesn't even like

when we say her name on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. She's fine. She's fine. She's fine. Is she a real job? Maybe that's why.

Maybe that's a real job. No, no. But also, my ex bitch, my ex bitch had a big, big boy job. Jakarta was named dropping all the time. She did not have a big boy job.

What did she do? What was her job? She's a, um, O.T. And she works a retarded job. I know what you? Well, that is it. Shit.

He loves a retarded job. I didn't really a tired job. Who's, who's going to spend a snake on it? I'm nervous. Who's been a sick? Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no, blah. Come on, man. Come on, man. Yeah, what the fuck are these, shit? Come on, he's in the Doc Martins, bro. The white boy special. Come on, I love that word. Okay, I'm gonna keep it so prayer.

I'm not trying to change the subject. No, no, keep the sign. No, stay here. So, you lobbed up. Oh, bitch. That's alpha-mail shit. Tell me, you lobbed up. Go on, go on.

You lov up. You know, the cousin. Your cousin? No, because that's the cousin I wouldn't lob up. But I'm saying the reason why I would lob up is, okay. I didn't grow up with any female sisters or nothing, you know? So these girls that are in my cousins. cousins.

I grew up with. I knew them since I was like 6, 5, you know what I'm saying? Six, seven. My fault. Totally missed opportunity. But, yeah, I knew this since I was a kid. So we're very, very close in the sense of, you know, hey, I introduce my my girlfriend.

They're just they're mad to me. We spent Thanksgiving together. This specific cousin, we spent Thanksgiving. All holidays, I moved her family. This dumb, fuck piece of shit, I remember my first Indonesian event on my cousins came. I look to my right. I'm done performing. I look to my right.

He's at the table with two of my girl cousins. He's like, what's up, what y'all, how y'all doing? And I go, what? Cut that shit out. because I know how this through operates. How does he operate? This is my best friend, bro. How does he operate, though?

Man. He got game. Man. Really? My only theory. Hold on. Hold on. We're not done.

We're not done. We're not doing. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. What's the game? What's the game?

What's the game? What is the game? Wow. Wait, wait. Tell me. Tell me. So what's his game? This is one of the strip cup where they see him.

They treat him like Lou Will. No. Six men. Two bitches? Two bitches. What? Two girlfriends? I've seen him with foe.

And they all know about each other. Because you know that was the Lou Will thing. He had two girls. Can I tell them the thing at the party where you kissed another girlfriend, your girl? And she was cool with it? He kissed a girl in front of his girl at the time. The girl got mad at him that he kissed her. I walked out.

This was making out with her again. It's insanity, bro. I was raised by woman. I'm the only boy after all this sister. He knows how to talk to him. But I've been doing this. He was doing before. It was cool.

So tell the guys that are, like, big, and they come. Okay, I got you 100%. I told you guys all the time. You fat bitch, all you got to do is go get a haircut once a week. Mm-hmm. And we're big, so we're going to smell. Got to clean it up a little bit. You got to take extra showers.

Yep, yep. And buy a couple underwear. And buy, my biggest thing is I grew up a woman. Somebody's just wear like, you don't have to have money to be the flies. Clean your shoes. Like, I hate a dirty motherfucker with white dirty shoes. Hard than to get a white towel and just wiping down. That's all you got to do.

And then you can learn tricks in this world. Tell me. If it's creased, you get a little, you got a little, If your suits are crazy, you get a little rag and then you iron the top and they'll help it a little bit. You put the rag on. Then you ironed. You got to smell good. Put the ordering on.

But you're already big so you. This is where having sisters is like a cheat code. My sisters were like you got to like a lot of big, for a lot of my big homie be like oh, because I'm big I can know. If you funny, you got it. So it was never. Andrew, you're not the best looking, papa. But you're happy, right? You're happy.

Your wife. Happy right, brother? Andrew. Andrew, you want to sign a radio. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm handsome. We don't even get bitches on your dressing, we could tell.

Fast. But as a big dude. I got a hole in my pants right now. I had a hole in my pants right now. Hold on. Run that back. I got to. I got to.

You got to put out some pants. They kind of wear a little tight, hit a little hole. That's it. That's it. They're tight. Hold on, go back to giving the big homies that are like victimizing themselves. Are you needed a haircut?

So you have more pressure to look presentable. You have to have to. You got to smell good. You already can't breathe, bitch. You got to shower twice today. You have to shower twice in there. Even three times if you have to. Right.

But you're big. Walking around gets the swipe. You have to know how to wash your own clothes so you can wash out. That means the white goes with white. The color goes with color. That sounds crazy as fuck when you're talking about clothes. No. It's almost like they had to figure out.

See, that's why you get the big bucks. So, all right. So being presentable, you know you're going to be big, but what you learn mostly is that girls actually don't prioritize that over the other things. If you're cool as shit, if you're not aware, obviously if you're weird, if you're on a bitch's neck is crazy. But if you're cool with the bitch, you make them feel comfortable, you're making a vibe.

You don't care if you're a little overweight. And look. It's kind of like an option. Exactly. Because you're not even tall. I'm not even tall. Sometimes big guys are tall. Like, you're a little bigger, but you're tall so they don't care.

Sometimes girls will look away if you're tall, but you were big and not tall and you were still getting girls. I say one thing, though. I'm going to say this, dude, this fool has like a mouthpiece. It's insane. So what's the game? What's the game? The game is just talking to it, Nick.

But when you pull up, like, what is on? I'm not pulling out. I can do a special move. Get the fuck out. Tell me what he does. That's like if he takes a girl kind of serious. Yeah. He'll buy her flowers and he'll buy her mom flowers.

Come on. That's player. That's a player. That's fly. I've seen it in person. Because then the mom starts whispering in the daughters here. He's a sweet guy. He's a sweetheart.

And if she's a good mom, she's going to take her mom's advice. Of course. That's all I'm saying. But then, but then also, you know, you always see not a good kid. And then you should have never listened to that person. Why don't you listen to that bitch? We're single.

And then usually they have fuck with bitches with a tricky relationship with their father. Oh, the best. You want to know why? You want to know why? Because they don't know how a man should treat them. I'm not dad. I got a daughter. I got a daughter.

I'm going to keep them away from them. Girls with no father. You can kind of establish how a man should treat you. But in the Mexican community, you're seeing a lot of girls with no dads? What? Especially now they're out of you. They got multiple families. They do it just like the poor.

I thought like no, dad is locked the fuck in. No, no. No, no. They are locked in. I don't know. They are locked in. But sometimes a lot. A lot of Latino marriages, it's not that they force, but we go through so Catholic that we're married, we can never get divorced.

That means they're not happy. So they're not happy. They just start having kids without even loving the mothers. So what I mean? So like, for example, my situation is different. My dad just love Crystal a little more than he loved Mom. By Crystal, I mean, Crystal Man. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So you feel me. So you feel me? You got it? No. No. No. And when you get those crush pills of ex-ist,

they got Chrysler. Oh, for sure. All I've done that is not, yes. Why do you think they're so much better than a Molly? Like, if you're getting a fucking, if you get in nose pills, they got them cut with all the good shit. Yeah, no, no, but anyone that's been to a rave that's taking a, like, a Tesla or whatever,

you've done meth. That's the greatest. I don't want to promote, I don't want to promote drugs. Don't do drugs, but that is the greatest I was doing that in high school. That's the Tesla pill. That's crazy. In my high school, I would go to school and do acid. Were you not afraid?

Of course. of everything. It's got acid, bro. Oh, it's structural. All right. So this is that's what you start. But I love this energy. I love the energy.

Like, you'll stop complaining about whatever. Oh, I'm not tall enough. But it's like there's like big girls. Like if you got to like, I have a gang of big hunger. I said I'm a hunger, Alice and Hayley is. She's big as hell. Yeah. But they get, but their men are good looking.

Very nice. And what do you think it is? And it's because there's somebody chasing on the world. There's somebody for somebody, Papa. Yeah. You got to find your son. But I also think they're real player with it, too. They're very nice women.

Yeah, the hunger's like... Oh, of course. They know how to make a dude feel comfortable. It's not going to be too attached. But it's vice versa. But would you like... All right. When you had certain...

Was it ever a girl was like, oh, I've never been with a bigger dude or whatever. All the time, Papa. I'm their first experience. And you love that shit. And you love that shit. Now you see me do fly shit. I'm like, bro, my bitch right now.

She's seen my schedule in my house. It said flingering on Tuesday. Papa. Ah! Ah! Wait, wait, wait, wait. So when they say that to you, and they're saying it in like a way where I get offended? No, you get, I imagine it's a compliment.

Oh, I think it's rock hard. I'm that guy. I want to come for her right now. But you got it on for a big guy. And then I want to let you know right now, since I've lost weight, the shit got bigger. Isn't it crazy? I lay it down, Poppy. It's different, isn't it?

And then I do Hannah Carter and then I grew up swimming. So my car has always been cool, but when I was 30-50. You were swimming or floating? Wobble, wobbly, waboo. Hey, you know what scratch that one? I don't know. Same for the set. No, no.

I grew up playing water polo. What? You know what's funny? You guys don't know. No. This is who grew up on the water polo. I would watch some of the pod and I'd see you say, but you're like a professional swimmer to him. And I didn't know what it was referencing.

So the references, he grew up playing water polo. I went to the beach with him. I swore to God. I thought I was going to die. Because, you know, you were doing the water with your boys. You're a dolphin. But he's a dolphin. Dude, he stood on my back.

The way, it came in my fucking water. Oh, hold on. Way, Cardi. You got to... Actually, double down. It came in my face, bro. Yo, wrong. Yeah, the water came in my face,

one of my ass, all types of shit, bro. And I thought it was gonna die. But this food in the water? It's like... Percy Jackson. It's like watching Chris Hanson at a, you know? It's like, watch it. It's water to him, food.

Yeah, that's his natural environment. So what are you doing here? You know what I'm doing? So you say it's game. It's taking care of your self. Confidence. And confidence. And then...

And then... And I do water polo. help with that. I had to wear like jammers and I was always shirtless. So you're comfy with your body. I'm comfortable with my body. Obviously when I was 30-50.

It's different. It feels bad, but did that fuck with your confidence a little bit? For sure, what? I couldn't breathe, Papa. Yeah, that's tricky. Like, right now if we're here, bro, it would have signed the back.

You know what, fuck big? You know, Bradford up? I'm fucking. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, Nick. And they fire you're a stupid ass. No, no, you know what, buddy? Brother, we're taking it very well.

Because he's Mexican, bro. Well, Mexican is the best sense of humor of all people on the planet. It's like the most painful thing you go through, you immediately get made fun of it, and you got to laugh at it. That's how my mom is right away. It's beautiful, bro. So it's crazy. So when I was 350, we used to record, we were like close the mics on round.

And then I had to pull it back. No, and Vic. And then when I started my weight loss, the first month, I lost like 20 bucks. You know, you feel it was like the water weight? Yeah. Vic was like, hey, thank God, food. We're having a meeting about telling you that you keep breathing into the mic. No, because you, as you guys know, audio.

It's like, it's, we're saying something. Dark Vader, bro. It was bad. No, no, but our cameraman Andres be on Jakarta about that day. Because Jakarta would be like, because that feels a little bitch. He's like a, all right. So do you not, okay, how do I explain this? You have a cheerleader?

I got out of your group, like a food that's just always on your dick and he always supports you and everything. Okay, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say. Put a picture in the studio. Let's say, hey, what if you guys work hard to get picked you to you. He hates everything That was the most Indonesian-ass shit right there That was your dad speaking through you

Yeah Like let's say like We always get Turn it up to me There you go More more more more More like facing you Yeah rain your mouth

They had a guy he said There the guy There you go So let's say like us do We're gonna arguments all the time I'm just kidding We get arguments all the time Anything that comes out

This was mouth This was immediately Oh yes daddy Yes daddy You know what I'm saying So I'm always fending for myself I love the boy but Am I usually right

like 70% though that 30 though I'd be right that 30 I'd be holding it down for that 30 and this never support me man no he does support him we just want more for Jakarta that's all yeah but food but food like I want more for myself too soon

what if a girl is what if a girl is initially rejecting you do you never take it personally it's like part of the whole you're like cool with it I'll be cool and then when she's in me doing fly shit the bottle's pop and you want to bitch stay over there no remember no bitch oh really no but i'm flying a bitch turn me

down i'm not gonna be petty about the bitch yeah if he's beat the shit over yeah who just beat the shit on no we won't we want we want this bitch bitch on my home girl's gonna beat your ass that's what what what this dick is going crazy yeah we love you guys surreal law which law is that which law is that in surreal law right there i think that was like to i was like i was like to see a scottish law. That's the whole

Mohammed 15. Wow. Really? A little Catholic bitch. You can act like pop so. I'm sorry, not the Pope. My fault.

You know what's funny is they can't talk shit about Jesus because they believe in him too. Yeah. So you kind of like we have to say. We had to say both.

Okay, we want to ask you guys can we ask you answer? Yeah, please. It's going to be very dark. Would you me and Jakarta always have to I before being Catholic than I prefer being Muslim?

He's like, obviously. Oh, easy. Easy. Obviously. It's way better. Right. Can I say it?

Would you rather be a fucking terrorist or get touched by a priest? Why can't you be the priest? Wait, wait, you would rather be the priest? No, I'm just saying like, wait, that's the worst option. That's the worst. Come on. I've never thought about that. Because you're not comparing the right thing.

You're comparing both a terrorist. Okay, what about that? Like a terrorist for you. Also, would you rather touch children? Oh, that's easy. Or be a terrorist. I'd rather be a terrorist probably. Nah, come on, pops.

Then touch a kid. Then touch a kid? Yeah. Oh. I don't know what you do. I was saying would you prefer being a victim of Catholicism? Catholicism or Islam. So one, you get to live and tell the story.

And tell a story. And make a podcast. And make a podcast. And that's the other one you die from, which I remember forever. Everyone thinks about Osama bin Laden all the time. I didn't even tell you guys. When I was a kid, when I was a kid in fifth grade, I had a black teacher. Her name was Ms. Cofield.

When I was like you straight, I am. I thought he was in fifth grade, I thought it was gay. When he was gay, he got him. He had a whole song about it. When Osama bin Laden died, I swear to God in class you went. Osama bin Laden died, he's a Muslim just like Umar and the bitch pointed out in fifth grade. I had people coming up to me in lunch like RIP your uncle. I don't know Osama.

But was there relation though? None. None that I know. The height is one. You don't think of that. Six, four. should have been on the lake or she didn't be shooting shit and she's like that

he was six for just like oh oh hey and your dad sure and your dad oh real place for the win every time see what

really wanted to say what real niggas for the winery time yeah there you know I don't do well I know him too well yeah it's in his heart so if you guys could recommend for us to eat something over here

in New York shut up bitch if you get recommended you guys up but you want New York shit you don't want No, but I just had a chopped cheese. It's practically a cheeseburger the long way. Can I just, can I just let you know something?

Chop cheese is not New York. Yeah, that's what, that's what, Roddell or Houston. This is not New York. None of us ate chop cheese growing up. Look at the resemblance, you look identical to that motherfucker. Holy shit. It's crazy that we should let you eat in here. Oh, my God, Jakarta.

Jakarta. That's you, bro. I can I tell you guys my deli order? So I can put you guys off and take over your glasses. Whoa. Nah. Nah. You know, you have dants and what are your glasses?

This is crazy. And you think Down syndrome foods feel like how foods feel when they're really, really high? Like you ever ate edible and you think that's just how Down syndrome people feel sometimes? In what way? Not happy. I just think Down syndrome people are kind of like Pokemon. Really?

Like what Pokemon would they mean? Like a Wabat. But then there are levels. Like some Down syndrome people are much smarter than the other ones. Really? Yeah. That is true. Like, Shane Gillis is one of the advanced ones.

No, but see, that who just looks retarded. He's not retarded, bro. That's what is probably one of my favorite comedians. He's amazing. I love. Hey, bro. You did a great entire story. Thank you, bro.

You guys need a terrorist for 30s. I got you. But you don't look terrorist enough. I'll terraced it up. How could you? You got the fucking Edgar. It's actually a vest. Fucking racist.

He's a suicide tub? You thought this was a suicide vest? I didn't know, bro. You pulled up. wearing the whole vest. That's so scary. It's a metal, brother. Okay, yeah, well, point being is, I would love, I love tires, man. And, yeah, if you guys need a Muslim guy for anything, just whatever.

But do you identify as Muslim, though? For sure, first. You think you're Muslim first? For sure. Now, are you the only Muslim with that haircut? Yeah, Edgar? I was doing this before the Edgars were doing it. Is that true?

Very true. Very true. So it's a Muslim haircut that they took from you. It's not a Muslim haircut. But they took it from you, though. They took it from me, yeah. Whoa. I think just real niggas were, like, universally have this character.

You know what I'm saying? A real niggas and then a 50-year-old Latino aunties. Salvadorian. And Tony Braxton in the 90s. Yo, El Salvador is coming up, bro. Have you been there?

Well, yeah, they were the most dangerous country to now the most safest. The safest, bro. And that was all Buckele, but some people claim him as a dictator. But he's, I think history, man, over here got some stuff to say. Hey, where's Buckele from, though?

Where's Buckele from? Is he? Is he? Palestinian. Philistine. Is he, is he Muslim or is he Catholic? He's not. He's one of the others.

I think he's one of them. Oh, he's Christian? I think he's Christian, actually. I think he's mixed. I don't know. Oh, no, no, actually, that might be the president of Mexico. The Palestinian Christian. The Mexican president of June 17.

Palestinian Christian. Palestinian Christians. Dude from Kelly clean that shit up, bro. He did. He did. You know what's crazy, though? He did a clean house. When they were doing Seqot is the prison that they have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they were doing the raids and grabbing people from Seqot, a bunch of innocent people got put in there, too. Hey, man. And they were just unable to contact their family because in Seqold, if you're locked up, you're unable. contact. No visitors, no nothing. The crazy shit, the crazy shit where I knew you were standing off business when he was going to, like, the gang members

that were dead and the tombstone and breaking that shit, he wasn't fucking around. He's fucking right. I think he's trying to do the same thing with Haiti. If I'm not mistaken, they had just seen some shit. He's going to Haiti? Yeah, yeah. He's going to Haiti? Honestly, for me, honestly, for me, he should just be the president of all Central America. Honduras,

Honduras, Guatemala, and just clean the house. But not Mexico. Not Mexico. Because Mexico's North America. Exactly. Exactly. It's going to be America in like 50 years. Yo, shouldn't we just be like Mexico, America, Canada, North America, man. Do we really want the Canadians?

No, they're nice, bro. Too, too, who's family? Don't America, don't we have the best neighbors, though? I've always thought that. For sure. We got the nicest people up north. We have the best neighbors so much. We want to build a wall to separate us.

Nah, you know we're not separating from Mexicans. We want Mexicans. Really? Yeah, bro. I don't think our president wants, sir. You don't want, like, further. You know what I mean? When it was just Mexians coming in, we were like, oh, don't come in.

Come on, come, come, come. Yeah, yeah, go, come, come in. Now the other ones are coming in. He was like, oh, whoa, whoa, go around back, go around back. Now the other ones are coming. He was like, oh, whoa, whoa, y'all got to control that over that. I mean, El Salvadorans. Wait, wait.

You don't know what? No, fuck, what do you mean, Andrea producer? He's Salvadorian? Oh, she? Yeah. But how do you really feel about Follinger? Ferece? Is she Threse or what?

Holy fuck. Jesus cry. She's gang banging? I don't think so. She's not banged? She's just a nice little 411 girl. That's what they say. That's what they say.

Until Buckele snatches you up and throws you in the fucking seatcon. You see there was a retired police officer in Salvador and he was talking to shit to his neighbor and he was just like, I'm a fucking police officer. I'll tell them you're a fucking gangman. We'll put your house to separate. That's fucked up. That's fucking. That's Salem witch trials. Andrea, I think Andrea thinks what he's doing.

But you're right when you're doing crazy shit like that to clean the house, some innocent people are going to be in the way. For sure. That's definitely. Yeah, bro. Hey, some innocent people got to go, fool. for a whole country to be okay That's what we felt about y'all, man, after 9-11, you know?

Really? What if you're up? Segregation was not too long ago. I was saying, 2001 was closer. Hey, Tom, they're drinking at a water fountain again. Hey, I was your dad. Who, me? Yeah, yeah. You think he was out there? Yeah, that was out there. I ate the drinking out of waterfront.

Hey, the drinking at a waterfound again. When you were younger, you were raised with Mexicans and blacks, Was there a decision that you went Mexican? I went black first. Okay, so you went black first. What brought you over to Mexican? I fucked the black girl. I hadn't have enough dick.

Went to the Mexicans. Hi, guess what? I have enough dick over here, buddy. Wait, Mexicans don't have big dick? I'm pretty sure not more than fucking... Mandingo fucks. Hey, bro, my boy, packing. I'm cool.

I'm straight. I'm happy. But now it's even bigger. I got get by a dick. How much did you get? I got get by a dick. Yeah, but how much did you get back after losing the weight? Like two inches.

Two inches. One inch, two inches. We measured before and after, so you got like two. You got one to two more inches. Yeah, it shows more. Even if it's a, Papa is a mental thing. So even if it doesn't look bigger, I mean, if. This is a Chris Rock joke, but he's like the background is smaller.

So everything in the foreground. So, so even though it's not bigger mentally, in your head, you've heard all these things that was skinny. Fat food got big dick, but he's getting skinny. now is going to look bigger. Is stamina? Is stamina better? Stamina is a great thing. Because before you were just on your back, right?

Even chlamydia gets cured faster. You know how to cure committee, right? Like this. Garneria, clemenia, usually it should be okay. It's stuff like herpes? Herpes, you need to take Tylenol. Fixed napiro. I didn't know you were Mexican.

Vaporub. Vaporub. I'm going to play one real quick, by. You ever, you ever, like, Yeah, what are the best Mexican remedies for illness? Oh, I got two. Oh, he told me you stick your finger and vapor up putting it in your ass. Yeah.

For what? For what? Oh, just a funny thing. Cold? Sick, you're depressed. Vat blue, fix it off. You're bored? You're bored to put all in your eyes.

You're ready to get 20 minutes off work? Put this in your ass, man, yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's gone to their assay? Come on, bro. Oh, come on, bro. We know you. I see your nails, brother.

Come on, bro. Come on, bro. It's like, you would not do that? I've never done. You're gay, food. Why is that gay? A girl is eating my ass. Okay, okay.

What position were you in? I had my legs in the air like the Twin Towers. And I think I shut down the minute. Boom. It was unbelievable. Did she spread your shit? Nah, come on. That's gay.

And you would even think about that. That happened to you. No, my legs. I was doing this shit like the strippers do it. I was like, I was like. That's Arnett. I shoot. I was.

You guys are going to strip. the bitch is just doing way too much. Like I had a bitch doing backflips and shit and she expected so much money. Dad, can we stick to the eating ass first? All about eating ass. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Are you enjoying my ass eight?

Yeah, yeah. Real players. I just, my thing is, I've never, I just never been in the position to where a girl picked, my thing is that the girl picked up his legs. Food.

My feet were touching the top like I was spider. Like I was spider. Because he lives with his mouse and can't get his assing at home. He would do in the car. In the car. In the car. Wild. That's what I'm saying, Bapa.

That's a little weird. But you're saying if a girl, like, you're just, you got your leg spread, she's giving you hands. She's giving you head and somehow she slips down to the gooch and a little oom, that's cool. You're telling me the bitch picked his legs up and ate this shit and held this shit. That's gay, fool. I don't know if that's gay, bro. That's gay, dog. It's a girl doing it.

But don't, you should be more up to date because you're out there in these streets. We're all married. You guys are all married? No. Married. Married. So a woman? Yes, nigger.

I'll say, that's your nails. It's your name. You're a woman, too? Married to a woman, yes. You're married? Yeah, married. How old is she? 29.

Jewish? I don't know how to tell you this. I'm Catholic. Really? Did you see the next? Before you can be Christian? You stupid, bitch. You're lying.

You're such a law, right. I'm so sorry about my profanity. I let it slide for a while. Why do y'all think I'm Jewish? He is Jewish. I thought I heard you said he was Jewish last time. He's Jewish and what? Jewish and what?

Jewish and evil and greedy and evil Just a trifecter I'm going to hang out You're a gangster The motherfucker y'all kill you put him in a neck What do you do?

Hey, you're a cold mother They're like a good guy You're a cold, my brother Hey, bro, they're wearing him in a grass That's crazy That's crazy That's the bad of blood type shit, huh? Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah. What's your last name? Just give me your last name. My last name? Give me the steam. Yep. It's gagnon.

Gignon. Oh, French. For la Fronso? What? I'm a copaccaira. There he goes. What? Culture.

He just says shit. He speaks French, bro. Do you have French? Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. Where you're French? French Canadian.

French Canadian. What the fuck is that? Oh. Lame, man. Catholic. Catholic. Okay. So is he.

Do you're a French. What one is this? But he's Jewish. No. No, no, no, because I've heard him say, I think I've heard you say he was Jewish. I've heard someone say he was a Jew. His last name is Schultz. Wow.

He's the most Jewish of all. He's the most Jewish of all. And we have a Holocaust name. Okay. My name is German, which is the opposite, bro. So how do you feel? So how do I feel about what? I don't know.

Are you feeling about the few minutes? I wouldn't tell we're going to. I'm not sure where you're doing. By the way. A podcast gets his cancel. Just know we did it for you guys. Thank you. Thank you.

We did it for Vic, bro. We did it for Vic, man. And we will be back with Brownback. Fucking, Vic has to smile this much in the sooner in a long time. I know, bro. I was missing this mic. There's a mic here? You gave me a mic?

Hey, man, I just do we get Vic a segment because he took it. No, we need to get Vic a segment, bro. What segment? What segment you want to do, bro? I can tell you guys. You want to say it? Real quick with Vic. Real quick, we're all.

Cross Kransvick. Real quick, Rose Grands Vic. There it is. All right. I like that. Go, real quick. Real quick.

Real quick. Jesus. Did you fucking go in it? Even faster? All right. We're a fucking Flagher. Hurry the fuck up. Okay.

That's what he lost it. Oh my God. What are you going to say? I'm not. Nobody followed me. Rolls Grands Media, everybody. Go follow me. Follow Rose Krans Media.

Shout my boys. Duno. Shout. Everybody a Flay Grant. What's their name? Happy to be here. Shout New York. Shout on New York, man.

Shout out New York, son. Jersey, son. What are you doing a... Oh, I can tell you was my order. I'm seeing it's my order at the... Oh, yeah, the deli, yeah, you were going to say that, yeah. What is it? Can I get a dick and cheddar, extra cheddar, hold the dick?

Oh, what does it go for? What is that one? What that was, can I get it? Right there. You got it. You got a dick and cheddar. Hold the cheddar. Let me just get the dick.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. You're gay. Have you ever gotten in trouble for some shit, y'all said? I did get in trouble for... Oh, he's a fucking retard. I'm not a retard, I express myself like Andrew. That's fine.

It was a little bit of an anniversary of... What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? I love Legos. A fan of us, gave us a Lego set. That's cool. Oh, no, actually not a fan.

I'm sorry. Let me take the back. Donny from Ponte Las Pitas. They're a podcast that they open up for them when we do our shit. Yeah. But they're not fans of yours? They might be fans, yeah. I just don't want to make.

But they gave us Legos, which 9-11 Legos. They gave you 9-11 Lego. Well, the Twin Towers. They gave you Twin Towers to Lego. Yeah, I built it. And then I also have a little Lego plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And on 9-11, I flew the plane into the Lego.

But that happened. That's what I'm saying. Why is that, yeah. Why did they sell those Legos? They were tripping. Yes, that's exactly one. I would love to send you guys the one I built to G. Yeah, you can absolutely do it, but you got to send us both parts.

Yeah. To play this wall? Plains. planes. You always try to diminish your achievements. Do you want to tell the Jews? I'm more confidence in what you've done. No, I'm sorry.

It was a joint effort. The planes can't explode. We know about the dancing is right. They had to convince some of y'all that were dumb enough to do it. Isn't that the most embarrassing? What I think is, what I think is, what I think is it. Isn't it? Isn't it?

If they did do it, if they did do it, they convince you a dumb ass. There's a hack. There's a handful of bad. There's a handful of retarts in every race. That's fair. These were just the dumb fucks that got hit with them. You know what I'm saying? And by the way, those who's that did it and died?

Rest of piss, fuck you. Well, except my uncle, love you, bro. R.P. to death, son. Except my uncle, Amir. I love you, bro. Shut up the damn one. But by the way, like, like, that was a tragedy. Horrible.

Yeah, we know. You're talking about 9-11. 9-11, by the way. I thought your uncle dies. I should have the family. The leader of the gang just died. Right? But the point is, you know, 9-11, horrible.

Yeah, I didn't like it at all. Horrible. Well, were you not part of that meeting? 9-11 happened? 9-11 happened. 9-11 happened. You got to do it. You got to do it.

9-11 happened. Horrible. Yeah. But the next one last year. Yo, a lot of people don't connect those two things. They don't understand that. But they are connected. It is.

It is. It is. Yeah. You probably know more information about. that one. Shout out the Knicks. Shout out the Knicks. We're just getting notified that you guys got to go.

Your representation is telling. Fuck our PR. Who's our PR? Is it a PR? What else you got to do that? All better? I don't know. They got some food shit.

We got to do. What's the graffiti story? Oh, yeah. Can we talk about the air? Were you in? Tagging crew? Were you in some of the crews? Yeah.

Which crew were you in? Shout out making it happen, man. You feel me? Shout out the team. Shout out Zona, all the boys. You feel me? It's called making it happen. Yeah, but there's a few big crews in L.A.

A lot of crews. So, what's the... The most legendary one is probably MTA. MTA. There's what, BAMC, BNW? Oh, Babam crew, yeah, yeah. There's... L.A. L-A. Cruz that I consider legendary. It's just the best...

LTS is another one right? Legendary for sure. Yeah. Okay. No, I think, is one of them. K-O-G or something like that? K-O-G, K-O-G, K-4P, M-G. Well, they're from New York.

Well, they're from New York. But, like... All right, so the cool things. thing about, uh, graffiti. I have, I don't want to like, you know, put anybody on blast, but I have like a friend who, you know. Who's a big tagger? He's in L.A. and he, and he does stuff. And with the cool thing

about, I've always thought about graffiti is that like... What's his name? I can tell his tag? Thanks? Yeah, yes, tag. Pay me. Oh, that's so player. Oh, I gotta see a shit. You've probably seen it on like some billboards. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they'll hit up, like

when they put the movie billboards. Oh, nice, nice, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's fire. I like that L. I think he hit the building, too. Remember when you guys all lit up that building? There was a building.

So his homie's owner that was part of my age, too. He actually had a big-ass one of this. Shut on my boys, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but graffiti's a big thing. That's where my name comes from. I started tagging like a seven-eight. That was your tag. Yeah, but I found a different D-U-N-O.

And then I just switched to D-O-K-N-W. Yeah. I mean, so what I always thought was interesting about the graffiti culture is that, like, you're doing it under an alias. and there's really nobody there's very little recognition outside of the community and you can't be like I did it

because you could get locked up because it's illegal what you're doing for other graffiti writers That's what I'm saying It's like You're doing it for us Yeah but there is like Like obviously there's graffiti

There's big shit that came from graffiti that got big so like obey originally was graffiti But became worldwide Like Banksie was graffiti But obviously now I don't know how much you pay for a bankruptcy fucking painting

Probably gang and shit So a lot of this shit comes from graffiti Like it's just But yeah you don't get the record Like you can't be like oh I did that Because it's illegal It's like bank robin But I think that's because Yommy's owner

When people think of L.A. Taggers They think we all look banged out And like socks to our knees And like Cholos The homie Zanner Was I got for the homies owner There's like a soccer player He's probably one of the most up in Los Angeles

He's low key mad healthy Yeah that's And he's one of the biggest graffiti riders In the city He looks like he just came from Mexico, dead ass. He's Salvador. He's just a, he's like, he looks nothing like that.

No kidding. Like, he's not a graffiti writer. Yeah. But he is, and that's what makes them, yeah, I think the alias part. But it's hard to get into the cruise. My understanding is it's not just like, yo, you guys do what I do it.

He's part of, like, a really big, he's part of his crew, too, but he's part of like MTA, which is one of the biggest crews in LA is. In the world, yeah. In the world, actually, yeah. But, like, getting in a crew is not easy, right? They have to, like,

I think it depends. There's some crews that probably just, like, whoever in. and then there's more tightness. Like me and my homies, it's been probably the same set. Probably the same set of us. And maybe a couple trickled in for years. For years.

But then there's crew that I heard it is, like, you got to look up to that shit. Like, I was tagging, but I'm not from my life climbing. Climbing a fucking building. I have, though. I have. But, like, now, but there's people that, like, right now I have, like, a streak with me. And, like, I'm going to catch tags all over here. Because that's graffiti, right?

When you come to New York, you're like, you have to tagging. We're literally about a hit. She's about hit Schultz. Right outside. Have you gone with him? No. I've gone. No, he says in the car, he kicks him with the homies.

I'm not outside like these foods. Like, I'm not, these foods are fucked to me. No, yeah, I'm not on that type. But you're like, the homies grinds, the homies climbing skyscrapers and tag and shit. Dude, it's crazy. I think that's just too much for me, bro. I would love to be outside in the car, though. Hey, turn up they seat, brother.

See if you can get the King Kong billboard. Oh, so he did a big ass king Kong billboard? I think him and a bunch of. is any of this gang shit? You want to do that? Yeah, there. Yeah, you want to tell you on a little bit. Yeah, I mean, it's like New York.

It's like L.A. shit. Like, obviously, like, some crews grew up in some areas. So, like, let's say there's a gang that beefs over that area you grew up in. You probably don't like him because they probably, you know. You might be biased to the certain gang or something. Or maybe you might step from a crew of join a gang. Yeah, they did, um, they do like all the fly shit. They kind of like that.

Oh, okay. That's a fire, right? Yeah. So they're like doing pieces. Yes. Yeah. That takes time, though. And in the night, you've got to climb up with a fucking headlamp.

So what they do is they put, like, their sweaters over the lights. You can't see them. You can't see them. Or they'll open the box. They turn off the lights. They do the whole thing in the dark. And then they, right? Burning the shit.

Oh, my fault. Yeah. Oh, hey, go to jail then. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. But that's like shit where, like, bro, I've never been on a billboard. But the homies say it shakes up there, like. Of course.

Because the way in this seven. But you have to, like, and you have to be healthy because you have to be able to run for them. The homie's owner is incredibly fit. I've seen a video of him, like the cops come. He jumped over the gate, one hob. Full. It's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you got to get away. Yeah, you don't want to get arrested. And he's like a dad, you know. So all these guys also have other jobs, right? Because regular job, yeah, bro. Perfety is free, game. The homies are chefs. The homies are fucking, like, working in business.

That's not the homie devil. He's one of the best chefs, but he's also probably one of the most up fools. He's like a cuddie fool. The homie demo. The homie demo is a chef in a very, very luxurious restaurant in L. Santa Monica. And he's one of those uptagers in LA. And his side hustle is just...

No, it's not a hustle. It's not a hustle. You don't make money off it. It's his passion for a time. It's his passion, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, last year I kind of got the bug again. And I went hard for like two months, and people were like, you can't be doing that. Because they know you.

Well, my body, yeah, yeah. No, people were recognizing me from, like, my bag. My big-ass back. The dark on the side of the space. Oh, that's that, oh, that's doing the old. It was bad, fool. I got to stop doing this shit. But I've been catching tags every once in a while.

You use the same tagger? Always. Don't say your new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nice so because some of my homies are tigers, so they'll write their name and they'll be, hey, man, right me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put me up there, play.

Yeah, like, like, I've been with Vic at the club, and then I'm like, hey, Vick, we're going to meet up the hummings real quick. Me and Vig would be drinking in the – like, when Vic's single Vic, when one time we was at the club with all the homies, we were getting drug, and I'm like, hey, we're going to go to the after it, but I'm going to give the homie a ride real quick.

Me and Vick were across the street sipping down to Julio, while the homie was catching a big bomb in the middle of downtown. Oh, yeah. And we're like, hey, who da, who da, the homie was just done. All right, you're good. Keep sipping the hoon, we got some bitches with us. I'm like, yeah, that's the hummer right there. It's fly shit.

I'm not going to lie. And they say it's all kicking it and the homies are bombed you to do. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So you put the bitch's name in your bomb. The bitches feel seen. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, body art. Back then, like, when we're all kids and shit,

you would get like the little hull bitches. And then you would do, like, it's called body art. And you would do like bombs on their stomach. On her eyes. On her eyes. With what? Like a big tat. Like a fake tat, right?

Yeah, like that. You would do that on the hose. But I was like for the goopiho. Imagine, bro. Someone's marrying a girl that was getting this back in the day. Tag. Oh, yeah, I know, your girl. I used to tag on that bitch.

Oh. No. Someone said that about my girl. I think I'd kill myself. I kill her and then it killed me. Yeah. It's honor killing. What the fuck?

No. He's just. This is how I found around. Yeah. Yeah, back there when I was in high school, I used to do my bomb and I used to put my bitch's name for a name started with the A and I put an A with a heart. I was all over the city.

Herring and I was like, oh my God, what's he your name? I used to get the dumb heck with that. Well, I used to play Minecraft when he was tagging. With little kids. No. Like, I guess. Guys, make sure you check out Chief Smith. Okay, make sure you check out the boys.

We're on tour as well. Also go check out there. Where can they get all the information? So, where are you going to pull it up, Dad? I got you. November 12, we're on Modesto State Theater. November 14, we're in Selena. And then December 30th, we're in fucking Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona. And then Jakarta is hosting another comedy show.

So we're in McCallon, December 12. And we're in San Antonio, no, Macauland December 11th, San Antonio, December 12. And we have a lot of tickets, so please go sell. What about New York City? We are not doing New York City. We need to come out, man, come on. We have a show and let us open. It's great. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Dude, no, we need to do it. He's told it. And then we have Friday your birthday. Where are we going? What are we going? Wait, wait, wait. I really am I. I did.

I don't know. My wife is organized. I'm sorry it's nothing crazy. It don't got to be the group. I promise you don't got to. It's just y'all three. And maybe Andres and maybe Andres. Oh, real one.

Andre's just alone. Fucking crazy. All right, it's cool. It's cool. Fucking what. But I mean this sincerely. Like, I've watched a lot of episodes of your guys podcast. And it is this kind of energy.

And it really, it's, very fun for me because it reminds me of like early flagrant. Yeah. It reminds me. Yeah, because you guys have like enough. What happened? You sold your soul. I saw my soul.

No. But like what it is is like you have the comfort that you can make the wild jokes with one another because you guys are actually friends. Hold on. Hold on my gosh. No, literally. I was tripping this whole time. I go ahead. Go ahead.

You know what I'm saying? We're really big fan. I know we're talking a lot, but we would love to give you a hug after this. You guys don't understand. You guys don't understand. Like, bro, I slept to this for a lot, actually. He puts you to sleep I lay him down

I don't know he lay him down I think you guys are fucking legends in this game bro and hats off to you guys Thank you guys so much for being here man Give it up, boy

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