Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Drake Comes Out As Gay

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

0:00 - start 0:12 - Kanye is BACK 13:25 - Impact of CLB 38:39 - Andre 3000 1:03:20 - tragedies in the comedian world 1:15:00 - Schulz cannot command respect on an airplane 1:29:30 - Candace Owens Covid test 1:36:00 - dinner with Jay Z or 500k?? Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia

What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrant 2 I told y'all Kanye was the best I told y'all Kanye was the best Don't ever speak on Kanye's name again You don't speak on Kanye's name You don't speak on Kanye's name You never did Akash was always true

I love you. I know the truth, yo. Dov, Shana Tova. Thank you. Okay? Happy New Year, Dov. Drake let y'all down. Gun, hey, fat joy.

Yo, Drake let y'all down on Jewish New Year. Okay? Oh, my God. It's Jewish New Year. It's Jewish New Year. Let's off to a rocky start, bro. Yes. Tanah Shabbat.

What is it? How do you say it? Shana Let's off to a rocky start, bro. Yes. Tanah Shabbat. What is it? How do you say it? Shanah Tavah. Who gives a fuck? Kanye is back. Okay? Y'all are haters. You're a hater.

What's up, baby? You're a hater. Pick me up. Come on. Stop it. You got to pick me up. That was true always. It's just Mark.

What's up? Mark was a hater. What did I say? Hater. You ain't shit, Mark. You ain't shit. Yo, you're a hater. You don't know music Hater, hater. You ain't shit, Mark. You ain't shit. Yo, you're a hater. You don't know music, son.

Yo, this guy don't know music. He was bumping CLB the whole fucking week and just flicking his beat. What are you doing, yo? It's October season. It's October season. He's like, oh, us girls love other girls. I'm a lesbian. He's clipping his hair.

I'm a lesbian. He's clipping his hair. I'm a lesbian. He's clipping his hair. You guys told me I'm a lesbian all the time. Finally. You're not going to do it. Fuck out of here. Put some respect on Kanye, son. Let's put some respect.

This is a podcast that respects greatness. Motherfucker's a genius. He's a genius. Genius. Son, we were in the green room trying to convince Mark. This motherfucker would not take it. How many songs do we have to play? Son, we almost went through the whole album.

Who was DJing, even? I think it might have been Mark. Maybe Mark was on board. He's going back for back, son. I think we know who wasn't on board, actually. Who? Who? Who could it be?

Who? Hippocrates' on board. Who? Who? Who could it be? Who? Pocartee's very own. Who? Yay. Yay. Jesus is, what is it, king? What is it called? Jesus is king.

Jesus is king, man. Yay. Got it, bro. Yay got me back this weekend. Yes, let's go. Yay got me back. Talk about it. Let's go.

Talk about it. Let's go. Okay. It really comes down to the fact that I have, until this weekend, no respect for the production of music. That's really what it comes down to. Literally 70 hours ago. Baffled.

Baffled by how much he doesn't know about Kanye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I thought it was a fucking Casio electric piano, and you just hop on there. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- electric piano and you just hop on there and then you got beats right i've seen scott storch make the beat live and i'm like oh this isn't a skill mad easy this is the easiest thing i've ever seen right and then we started playing kanye yep right whose ideas was this was probably al's idea definitely not mark we started playing kanye to CLB. We do one for one. Okay. And the production is not even close. It's not even close, dude.

I'm telling you, if you listen on AirPods to Kanye, the first time you're probably like, eh. But if you listen in a car with the shit turned up or here on a loud ass speaker, then it hits you differently. It's like, oh, this is different. It is. And then we started listening to it and comparing it to like other songs.

We're doing a Kanye song versus another song from just another time, right? Another time period. Like we would play like. Yeah, we played Slick Rick or something like that. Did we really? Yeah, we threw it back. We were throwing back. We were going like maybe Biggie shit.

And like, again, we're just talking about the production. We're going to get to the bars in a second. We're just talking about the production.'re gonna get to the bars in a second we're just talking about the production obviously music has evolved right but it is just so transparent that he is doing something different and now i start to understand him talking about how i'm a genius i'm the next steve jobs etc i guess musically speaking yeah he was doing that yes i didn't notice the difference because i'm not you know playing them back to back yeah right i'm just going and for me I'm more drawn to bars. Yes.

As someone who's literally for a living uses bars. And we know Kanye as a rapper. That's how we started. We came up with Kanye as a rapper. He did his own beats. Yeah. But you called him a rapper before you called him a producer. I knew him as a rapper first.

You always called him a producer first? Yeah, producer first. I knew him as a rapper first. Yeah. I didn't know him as a producer. I mean, yeah, the casual, like, Nat, like the- Oh, he called you a casual. No, but like, producer first. I knew him as a rapper first. Yeah. I didn't know him as a producer. I mean, yeah, the casual, like, Nat, like the- Oh, he called you a casual. No, but like, the casual rap fan knew him as a rapper.

Yeah, yeah. Like, you had to be a deep cut rap dude to know, oh yeah, he produced first. Yeah, like, I didn't know about, like, I only knew Pharrell produce, and I knew Timbaland produce, and I knew Swiss Beats produce. He just thought it was three producers. That's it. I thought it was three producers, but those are the guys. So I thought Diddy produced, and I found out he didn't.

He was just like, that sounds good. Yeah. Like, what happened when it was like, yo, Murder on a Beat? What did you think that was? I thought that was Timbaland. I thought it was Timbaland, Pharrell, or Swizz Beatz. No, there's a fourth. The Asian guy that produces with Pharrell.

That's Pharrell. That's Pharrell. That's Pharrell? I think Pharrell, yeah. Pharrell consumed him, and that's why he's so young. He just absorbed the Asian-ness, and he hasn't aged since. I think that you had those three people producing and I really did not think there were

any other producers back in the day. I knew there were, but it just didn't seem that crazy. It's three that are clearly above everybody else. Okay, so his production is just on a different level. Now, there's a bunch of trash songs on the album. There's a bunch of skips on Donda. There's no question. But when

a slapper comes on, it's clear. Just production. We're not talking about bars. Everybody at home, this Super Drake stand, we're going to get there in a second. Okay?

Just production. Nothing on CLB comes close. Yeah. Close. No. Like, you can't do it. And there's a lot of YouTube comments saying like, oh, CLB sounds the same.

I don't know about that but I did I was like oh shit Kanye does try to do different things all the time every album even if he misses

he does attempt to do something different he takes swings big swings and then we shit on him for the misses but you also gotta give respect when you step back

and be like you know what he tried he tried to do something different and he really is much shit as he talks about trying to change everything, he's really pushing the envelope.

I don't give points for try. I give points for success. Fair. But more often than not, I give respect for, he has way more wins. I respect, I just don't give you points.

I'm like, okay, that's brave because you got so much on the line, but if it doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good. But more often than not in his career, which I think you're trying to say, also is like, he's succeeded

in doing some brand new shit. So it's like, what if you knew my type of comedy and all of a sudden i put out a new album as just one-liners yeah but it was so fire you're like oh shit that's that's that's what comedy is now yeah and that's what he had done musically yeah okay so i'm going through my little hippocrates moment right where i'm starting to and it's just so blatant it's in my face we're listening to song after song we're listening to fucking power and we're noticing like literally in the first second something happens musically in the first second sonically something happens you're like i need to see where this goes yeah he grabs you by your fucking throat and he just yanks you down into a sofa got it and he's like sit down see where this goes we i wish we could play now we get demonetized

but like i wish we could play certain songs right now. And you'll notice, in the first second, he's not taking his fucking time. We were in the green room for probably like two, three hours just conning it out. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Conning it out. It was crazy. It was four hours minimum. Really?

Oh, shit. The show was, I think, went from like eight. Ended at like 10. To 10. And we were there for four straight hours just playing yay and then bangers from back in the day that we fucking love and then having fun and engaged the whole time the whole time and then just like having discussion about it and like understand what's going on again we're just talking about production right and then also thinking about the generational component too

like listening to like college dropout you're like oh this came out in 2004 let's play something else from 2004 and when you do it and it's not even like in the same league. And then say the point you, about producing music back then versus now. Oh yeah, especially back in the day. This was an interesting point. You had to go to the record store, pull out records,

and then try to find the sample on a record player and listen to it and be like, I've never even heard this song. Or like my granddad used to play this song and now I'm like trying to find this little snippet. Or like I'm listening to the drum break and then speeding it up. And like you had to go out and do work guys I'm sorry but I have to stop

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Get it while it lasts. Remember, it's heavy. It's wild. It's fashion. Now let's get back to the show. And like, you had to go out and do work. Nowadays- And like, just to clarify,

you had another system where you would record those sounds onto, and then you could take those sounds you recorded and put them into the track that you're building. Yeah, you're recording onto a tape from a record. You're literally doing it Lego. Now everything's through the computers and you're adding all these different sounds.

You gotta go fucking find the Lego pieces at the store. It's not even today. Lego is shit where you order on Amazon and it's shipped right to you. It's work, dog. I didn't even think about that. One song on one of Kanye's old albums where he's like, oh, Common skipped on his beat.

I turned it into a jam. Imagine how upset you are where you take hours and hours making a fucking beat if somebody passes on that shit it's like motherfucking this is a week that's why that's why people were like he was like yeah he's you know a piece of shit to work with or he's real annoying it's like dude his life yeah he was carrying he was back and forth to the record store yeah you know what i mean like non-stop like buying old trash records because there was one fucking sound again that car accident,

probably because that motherfucker was just getting home from, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's hard to make a Kanye beat now. It's like next to impossible to make it 15 years ago. Back in the day.

Okay. So I'm starting to understand where this ego comes from because he's like, I'm doing something that's so different than everything else that's going on.

Okay. How old is Kanye West that he's going to the record store and he ended up Napster and started mixing beats from samples from... Bro, he's making tracks in 2002. Son, but he's taking songs

from the 50s, 60s, 70s. You don't think those things were online by then? No. No, they weren't. This is why y'all get kicked out of every country. We're having a fun

fucking discussion. A fun fucking discussion. I get it. And then you just get... You gotta defend Drake that's his guy Napster just relax

you still gotta find even if it's Napster you gotta find this shit download and it takes I'm protecting you guys there's enough there's no streaming back then even if you say it your way

I gotta find the song I got a good idea how to keep him shut up Shifty can you bring that thing in thank you we're gonna make sure he's nice and quiet

for the next fucking 30 minutes. Okay? Production-wise, regardless of how difficult it is, we acknowledge it was more difficult to make those songs. Now it's a little bit easier, but he's still doing some stuff. Mark, come in. Here you go. This is Happy New

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Now you're going to shame me for reading this. You did not know the words. Dude, Drake's going to do that. There's words in that shit? They're just going. The way Kanye takes Christian gospel and makes music, Drake's got to take an old Jewish folk song. Yes.

Sample that shit. Come on, bro. Yo, Jewish desserts are mid. Now you know how we feel. Not worth the calories, right? Nah, shout out F.A. I need some Turkish baklava. F.A. actually told me that it was the honey cake.

F.A. knew. We're not passing this around. It's 10% body fat. What's up, bro? Okay, back to you. That's anti-Semitic. It is a little bit. I am being anti-Semitic about their desserts.

Yeah, you're being anti-Semitic. Can I have one bite? No. You're the most anti-Semitic. Why? You think they're going to hell. What are you talking about? I'm trying to go to the culture.

You believe they're going to hell? I don't know where everybody's going. You think they're burning for an eternity. Mark thinks half this room is going to hell. That they're going to hell I don't know where everybody's going you think they're burning for an eternity Mark thinks half this room is going to hell that's true dude you probably going to hell

no no no I might go to heaven you might you might because you pay him the us three we out no no no

I can ask for forgiveness he can ask for forgiveness you can ask for forgiveness I can ask for forgiveness can I ask for forgiveness you can ask for forgiveness oh shit this forgiveness is lit

oh dude imagine him on his way to the pearly gates just like slowly rolling that fucking cuddle off his wrist like sorry babe and just skimming

across the water you think she can get me in heaven with me that bitch killed me come on now let's be honest about this

okay back to back to the okay so production crazy we all agree yes right and i think when i was talking to mark about the album we're talking about clb and like my feeling was the album clb

was better right the whole album was better and then mark said he goes yeah but the donda had higher highs yes which i completely agree with there's some peaks in donda but also some fucking valleys whereas clb is just kind of like across the board pretty good i did not feel that way we'll get but we'll get i want to hear your point about i want so but this is just production i think we're on the same page the dude is is really good at production i understand his ego he was doing something was way different he was also deciding what music was going to be. The people started trying to copy him after what he did. He truly innovated the art. I understand the ego

a little bit more now. Let's talk about bars. He's a bad rapper. Kanye? Yes, truly. He wasn't always the one. I don't understand how he got so bad. I disagree. I know why. We're listening to the songs and for me

what makes somebody a good um rapper it's not only the skill of the rap like the eminem has a skill yeah right he can rap he can do the math if rap was math he could do it better than anybody yeah but it's how connected are you to the bars how authentic is what you're saying and also how aspirational is it for the listener and aspirational doesn't necessarily mean a boat like when eminem was talking about like killing his mom and shit like that that's aspirational for a lot of like angsty white kids they're like i want to kill my mom too yeah fuck my mom right so when when a comedian like louis ck was saying fuck my kids there was a lot of parents like, fuck them kids. It's making people feel – it's making people connect on an emotional level. Yes, because of authenticity, right?

Kanye, early Kanye, when he was talking about his issues with women, was authentic. When he was talking about them being either gold diggers or them like flipping on them. They didn't want to give them some pussy, and then all of a sudden they started giving them some pussy. His kind of like animosity, for lack of of a better word to women is very authentic and real like kanye feels a certain way about women and it's not surprising to me that he married kim like he married the girl that is how he feels about women he feels like they're only care about material things like they may or may not be whores or have sex on camera like his view of women is the woman he ended up with right right and anytime he's talking about women i mean there's a line i forget

which song it is where he talks about like the abortions that he had do you know what i'm talking about it's a distinct line it's from way back but like three of mine are in heaven right now or something like that and it was just like it's like a potent line right it was truly authentic everything else that he does especially his recent stuff is putting on an identity that isn't true to him the maga hat thing isn't true right the fucking uh now i'm into religious like yeah maybe he's into god and that kind of stuff but it feels forced like he's just seeking identity because it doesn't really have an identity because his true way to communicate is through the music i'll take that a little bit further it's the part of kanye even beyond women we uh identified with was the chip on his shoulder he had a massive chip on his shoulder about oh oh

everybody needs to go to college and i'm gonna drop out and y'all think i ain't shit for it fuck you here's an entire album about why i'm smart for not going to college and you feel that um yo i was overlooked in the rap game nobody wanted to sign me as a fucking 10 minute outro Fuck you. Here's an entire album about why I'm smart for not going to college. And you feel that. Yo, I was overlooked in the rap game. Nobody wanted to sign me. He has a fucking 10-minute outro on College Dropout about his whole career. That shit, you felt something. Kanye has to have a chip.

And that chip could be applied to women. It could be applied to college. It could be applied to the rap game. And that's where you're like, oh, so to your point, I think I don't necessarily think it's just women. But I think you are like, oh, when Kanye has a chip. And now he's on top. He's got his respect. Yeah, yeah exactly so like he needed the chip he needed to be the underdog it's almost like bernard hopkins is a random reference but i remember when he was boxing like he needed to be underdog and when he became a hero it wasn't the same yeah he needs to kind of like troll and kanye kept saying i'm the fucking goat i'm a genius and then we were

like yeah you're the you're a genius and then he was like fuck yeah yeah what do i do do i make you hate me so i could win you over again maga hat yeah you know what i mean like how do i find a way where i can prove myself you know and um and life of pablo everybody counted him out at that point a couple that we weren't easiest i think i think probably if we listen back now we think it was good but a lot of people were like this ain't good yeah and i think then he was like fuck it all right y'all counting me out let's go so i will say this though about kanye which was really interesting and i'm experiencing and maybe we'll go back to drake for a second drake is a much better rapper like the guy is unbelievable with his pen like i was saying to mark now i was like this guy could write romance novels like he could

write twilight like there are lines in twilight that they might be kind of like corny or whatever but like you have to be creative to think up of like spending an eternity with you wouldn't be enough time or whatever like that's a drake bar drake could write hallmark cards yeah like his brain works in like one sentence bars that are impactful like poetry he's fucking really good at it some people say he doesn't even write his own stuff sure i don't care but that's what i'm saying like that is what his skill is and he in in in that fucking album he says things that you want to aspire to be you want to aspire to feel you want to aspire to have that type of connectivity with his crew like i want us to have the connectivity they have that's that when i hear him talking about the crew and like everybody eating everybody on the same page that i can

agree nobody fucking it is relatable yet aspirational. And those are hard. It's hard to feel like you are someone that you also want to be. That is fucking difficult. So I'm going, oh, his bars are 10 times better because it's authentic and it's true. Jay-Z has this as well. Jay-Z will just say a bar and you'll be like, what is it? I'm not a businessman.

I'm a businessman. He just says something. You're like, I want to be a businessman like i want to be you found a way to communicate your feeling into a line that makes me want to live as that line and then anytime kanye tries to do that like we're even listening to watch the throne he's like and i'm beasting off the re-sling and i'm like i don't want to get shit face on white wine. That's a headache in the morning. It's just like. The technical rhyme is good. The rhyme sounds good. Just to save you from Reddit that wasn't Watcher Thrown, but I just want to, because they're

going to kill you for that. Oh, okay. Whatever. What was that? Run This Town? Run This Town. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad.

My bad. But like, but yeah, I'm beasting off the Riesling and it's just like, I don't want to live that. It's sonically beautiful. He does have a bar in that same verse that says, everybody, like, I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos, or some shit like that. Corny. What does that mean? Like, no Volvos?

What does that mean? It's the same shit. I mean, it's kind of dope. It's corny. You reach a level to buy your whole family some new whips, but you're not. No, that was cool. No Volvo? Like, why are you even putting Volvo in a rhyme?

It had to rhyme. No, but in this album he's like kim could afford a mercedes i could barely afford an audi i'm a that was a nice car that was an odd line yeah they're competitors i don't know if he knows that but they're like a competitor that's like being like i can't afford a honda i just got a toyota the same shit you know competitor so i guess what i'm trying to say is the way that Jay-Z or Drake can make you feel something with bars, Kanye can make you feel something with music. Like there are moments where I'm listening to Kanye and I'm like, this is divine intervention. I know that sounds crazy, but like ultralight beam, I'm like, God is in this. I don't know what God is. I don't know who God is. But I know for a fact I am experiencing something inspired by God.

I feel this is, I know this sounds crazy. I feel light. All right, guys, we need to take a break for a second because like I always do, I have to make sure your cocks are as hard as possible. Okay.

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I don't know why I don't know how else to say it but I feel that shit I don't care if motherfuckers roast me. That is how I feel. Agreed. Right? Like he knows how to do that with music. Can't do it with bars.

Maybe he does it like when he's talking about like women ship it outside that can't do it with bars. He also chooses to like rap a lot of times about like inequality and stuff. And for whatever reason, what maybe it's like they're trying to put on an identity or something. Yeah.

I'm an activist now. Yeah. But like for that is also harder to connect to where he's like, yeah, they want black men to get AIDS. Get it? And it's like, whoa.

Maybe. There's maybe an interesting point there. They're aborting all our children. It's like, all right. I mean, that's an interesting angle to take. But if I'm bumping in the club or hanging with my friends, I'm like, I don't know if I really want equality bars. It's still cool, and it's an interesting way

to approach rap music. But in terms of comparing it to Drake, it's kind of a different thing. Yeah. I don't feel the aspirational stuff with Drake that much with the friend stuff I do, and maybe this is why I don't. Dino Archie, Comic Shouts, had a thing that could be funny. He said, Drake is toxic dude's Taylor Swift. Like, if you're a fuckboy, that's your Taylor Swift.

He makes you feel that shit, were like oh yo I love everything I'm this is aspirational for me the way he talks about women the way he talks about living and partying that shit is aspirational for me yeah yeah 100% yeah yeah you're right I think you're describing it accurately yeah yeah yeah I didn't feel that fuck Fuck boy. Recently reformed fuck boy. I wasn't even saying that. I was saying for me, though, I listened to this album. Fuck man. That's right. I listened to this album in the car.

I swear to you, four songs in, I was about to fall asleep. What? CLB. I couldn't do it. Nah, you crazy. I couldn't do it, dog. The first song, Champagne Poetry, is like. Son, where are the, and you said this in the text, and I had the same thought, where are

the fucking bangers? There's no trophies. There's no fucking starter from the bottom. There's not even text and I had the same thought where are the fucking bangers there's no trophies there's no fucking starter from the bottom there's not even the what's the R&B shit the hold on we're going home or whatever

that shit goes controller goes I didn't feel that and I'm sure he's gonna have hits and he's got this video with Kawhi for Too Sexy and that shit I'm sure is gonna go off

cause he's really fucking smart but I did not listen to most of the album it's not for you I was like yeah I guess it's not for me I guess cause I was like I'll play this shit for adonis when he won't sleep sleeping you put this shit on i promise you he's out like a light it's not like a light

it's not for you it's he makes music for women and uh fuck boys right and uh and he doesn't make music for like tough guys he makes me for like guys who get their eyebrows done but not because they're gay because they're like I'm gonna get more bitches if my eyebrows look good like their whole focus is getting bitches

and make fun of you if you want to I got more bitches than you like guys that like go like that a lot like their mouth and shit like that like their whole shit is like trying to look good that is who he makes music for

and women and women fucking love it women are gonna look good. That is who he makes music for. And women. And women fucking love it. Women are going to bump this shit until the end. Kanye makes music for one person. Kanye. He doesn't make music for anybody else. Kanye.

How do I serve what I want with this music? And sometimes that's amazing because you get something different. Kanye might be feeling different. Yep. And he's going to put something else out. But in terms of bars, Drake, for me, way more authentic, says the things that are aspirational,

says lines where I'm like, oh, that was fucking fire. Same way that Jay-Z does. Like, you're like, holy shit. I love that. I love what you just said. You know? And Kanye just doesn't do that for me. Thoughts, guys?

I mean, you pretty much wrapped it up. If I had to compare both albums, you can't compare. They're two different genres. They're two... Which did you enjoy more? I think that's a pretty easy one. Truthfully, I think Donda's better

in terms of an art piece, but CLB is more enjoyable just to listen to while I'm just cruising or whatever I'm doing. That's how I feel about it. But I think donda is a better work of art yeah yeah i feel the same way and if you take the hits off donna and just make like that 10 song playlist yep like i'm gonna bump that like i'm like yeah this is a fire album right here these 10 songs so if i'm looking at like a whole album like i was saying before like yeah i'm gonna say clb is probably a

better collection of music consistently yeah Yeah. 8 out of 10. 7.5 out of 10 or something like that. Yeah, I'd give it like a B. And then Donda has A plus pluses, and it also has some Cs and Ds. Yeah. So I'm like, all right. But I do agree with the comparison thing. This is what I was saying before.

It is kind of unfair to compare them. But at the same time, that's on Kanye for putting himself in the comparison. He inserted himself and said, yoke we're like i'm going for you i want everyone to compare these two albums listen to both of them side by side yeah and these are like i want you guys to really make a judgment now it's like it's kind of a disservice to you i want to ask you a question though because you probably saw the streaming numbers come in this i thought it was an interesting thing to happen yeah so kanye's streaming number was 95 i think for 94 something like that first day like 950 sorry like 950 95 million i think 95 million yeah and then 104 million the second right yeah

and then drake's was 154 million the first day and then like 83 or something like that the second day. Right. Now, Drake still has more total, but interesting that more people started bumping Ye the second day. Yeah. Less Drake. Thoughts on that? I think this was a, I would think, again, not a Drake fan, but I would assume unless I was a massive, massive stan,

I would be like, this is disappointing relative to his other albums. I think that's why the numbers cut in half. People didn't, and you said before it happened, you were like, I'll listen to Kanye once and I'll listen to Drake over and over and over.

That kind of proves that didn't happen with this album. If the second day the numbers are in half, people didn't listen to it over and over. They listened to it over and they said, I'm done. Put on something else. Kanye, we're like, all right, let me see i miss something let me let me hear this one more time yeah i'm wondering like

do you guys use music for mood stabilization or mood motivation yeah yes okay right so like um let's say for example you want to to, I know when we were doing Netflix, there were certain songs that I was like, I need to feel today that I'm going to conquer the world. Yeah. I haven't slept for three hours. I'm on a fucking treadmill. But when I run on this treadmill, I want to feel like I am about to tear people's fucking heads off. Right. And it's like, and music can put you in that state if it's really good. I don't know the song on CLB that changes my state yet. Champagne Poetry a little bit.

It's kind of like celebration. It's like, yeah, we did it. We out here like the crew. It felt very like crew inspired, which I really liked. It's kind of how we operate. So it was cool to see everybody moving. But I'm like, I didn't go, where do I want to feel something? On Donda, there's a few songs that I can go to when I want to feel something.

They're evoking an emotion, and they're motivating me to have that emotion. Do you guys feel that at all for Surf, I Love Her Boy? Is there a song where you're like, this is going to make me feel something? No, that's why I think this is a disappointing album, because he's good for making you feel things. T that fucking beat i'm a drake hater i hear that beat i'm like let's go bro yeah start from the bottom now here let's go you're motivated on some level controller makes you feel something you get in some kind of mood different mood yeah but something i didn't feel that about any of these tracks yeah i like uh working on a weekend like usual right like that shit makes you go like yeah we out

here but that's to the point of like what who's it for like who's the album for yeah you know what i mean like if it's four fuck boys and if it's four like single women like you're neither of those things so it's like yo if i'm driving home with two chicks like i'm playing girls want girls you know what i mean like if i'm at the club like if i'm doing a house party just kind of like a kickback with some chicks like yeah I'm gonna play that like I'm gonna play Race My Mind or whatever TSU like get the girls going crazy

actual question not arguing would you say it's on the same level as like hold on we're going home or Controller or the other shit that I named like where if you're like

I'm playing this for bitches let's put this on it potentially could be potentially could because I think this is but those songs were for us more yeah trophies is for us

it's not for us trophies for us that's what I'm saying working on the weekend like usual that's not for a controller not for us controllers not for us what's the other one hotline bling's not for us that shit goes he's got like i ain't bumming hotline passion yeah but girls are that's what i'm saying i don't think that shit goes i think that's what mark's point is he's saying that

girls are relating to these songs and there aren't a lot of songs here for guys to just flex on and and that's why we the song might be or the album might be super motivational at least emotionally we just don't have those emotions or don't want to access those emotions yeah there are guys that are playing too sexy like way too sexy like unironically yeah they're like sitting in their car bumping and being like i am too sexy for this worldironically. Yeah. That are like sitting in their car, bumping it and being like, yo, I am too sexy for this world. Licking their fucking lips. Unbuttoning their shirts. Yeah.

Legit, they got their eyebrows done. They got their fucking forehead edged up crazy. Dying their fucking beard. They are all about it. Exactly. And a way you can tell, the most streamed song was Girls Want Girls. Yo.

And because girls flocked. Yo, can I tell you something? I was shocked. Who's on that song? Lil Baby. Lil Baby. That's what I think has a lot to do with it too. No.

That has something to do with it. Because he killed it. Sorry, sorry a lot to do with it too no that has something to do with it sorry sorry he killed it definitely has it definitely has something to do with it but this is what made me feel like like my girl is the litmus test for for me for pop culture like if it's right like she's so detached from pop culture yeah like she has no idea who little baby is yeah she has no idea who these Baby is. Yeah. She has no idea who these, like, I'd be shocked if she knows who Future is. Yeah. Like, that's how detached she is. I asked her if she listened to Drake, and I was like, what song? She's like, oh, I liked one song, the Girls Girls one.

Yeah. I'm like, oh, this hits. Yeah. Girls are into this shit. Now, again, Lil Baby streams. Well, I wasn't trying to discredit completely, but there's something about it that girls are into it. That's funny, because I play this for my wife as we're to discredit completely, but there's something about it that girls are into it. That's funny because I play this for my wife as we're driving and she's like, can we change

it? And she's normally a Drake fan. Yeah. So that's why I'm like, oh, I think this album is disappointing to a lot of fans. I'm sure a ton of people still love it. Yeah. I think a lot of people were disappointed. And I thought, I think I also thought Drake would knock this shit out of the park.

I thought it wasn't even going to be close. He's a fucking, he's a brilliant dude. The SportsCenter hacked to announce the album. Kanye's album came. People were kind of disappointed. I was like, he's ready to fucking wipe Kanye off the map. But he did. He doubled him.

The first day. No, no, total stream so far. He's on pace to double. He's bigger. But I thought we would all collectively be like, yo, Kanye done. He lost his battle so fucking badly. But that's the thing, what we're talking collectively be like, yo, Kanye done. He lost his battle so fucking badly. But that's the thing.

What we're talking about, like different groups, women that were the reason why he doubled Kanye streams. Think he wiped Kanye off the map. Like my girl, I put on Donda. She's like, yeah, just look at the numbers. I know. Just, you know, just a numbers thing. Three twenty five for Donda. Six fifty for Drake.

That's wiping somebody off the map. That's taking somebody and then turning them into fucking Thanos dust. Yeah. You know how when 50 Cent dropped the album with Kanye and they had their...

Yeah, the battle, yeah. Kanye won on sales, but we also just didn't look... It wasn't just because of sales. We just didn't look at 50. We're like, this is your kind of... The music was better.

What? Who's Kanye's? Yeah. That's why I'm saying, I think that's why Kanye isn't wiped off the map. I thought Drake was going to put out music that we all collectively looked at him like we looked at 50. But do you think that your opinion is based on how you're relating to the music? It is.

No, it is definitely possible. But I'm also, I'm reading what a lot of people are saying. Like when Drake released, guys or girls? Every, whoever.

I have a feeling you don't follow many girls. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's a valid point. It was interesting. So when I put up that, Don, it was better. I had a lot of people in my DMs. And I would say it was kind of even in terms of, oh, you're crazy. Or, yeah, you're right.

But then you have the Shade Room poll. And their poll is drastically. 80%. Like 80%. Drake. Drake is better. So it's like, depending on who you ask, all girls. That's the thing.

We are locked in our little ecosystems where, remember we had that conversation about Lil Baby, where if we talked to any hip hop fans, especially black people, like Lil Baby's the biggest artist on the planet. And then we're like, buddy, I'm telling you, nobody knows who this guy is outside of the hip hop world. And that was mind boggling for Charlamagne to hear. But once you saw certain data and you saw maybe like ticket sales like the hip-hop world, right? And that was mind-boggling for Charlamagne to hear.

But once you saw certain data, and you saw maybe ticket sales and that kind of stuff, it was like, oh, fuck, that's reality. We're locked in. We're locked into our little ecosystem. We're hanging out with a bunch of fucking comics. 30-year-olds, 40-year-old comics. You think that they want to listen to Drake's music?

Or do you think they want to listen to Kanye do some genre-bending shit? And I don't want to belabor this point too long, but I also saw Academic's post. It was interesting. It was a Drake interview from a few years ago where he's like, you drop an album and everybody hates it. That's just what they do.

You got to give it time to see. Then Academic's comment was, have y'all changed your mind about Drake or not? I agree with you that women are going to love this shit and it doesn't matter. I think there were a lot of dudes probably or whatever who were like, don't think i i agree with you that women are gonna love this shit and it doesn't matter i think there were a lot of dudes probably or whatever who were like yeah i was disappointed in this yeah that's what we're all saying and that's where i that's where i thought he like was disappointing

in that sense i thought everybody universally would be like yo this album is better kanye's done we're at kanye's out of here i I thought he was getting Kanye out of here. I think, yeah. Not just in sales. I thought perception was going to be Kanye's out of here. Yeah, I think that that can't happen for what we've been saying, right? Is that Kanye has an album that guys are going to relate to a little bit more, just in terms of the musicality. Right.

And a lot of the songs on Certified Loverboy aren't going to really gravitate to us because they're not really written for us. Yeah. And the numbers make perfect sense. So if the guys are split down the middle 50-50. And the girls are 100%. And that's the other 50% of the population. It's hard to shake your ass to Jesus is Lord. You know what I mean?

That shit is so difficult. I'm trying to hook up with chicks and they're like, yo, Jesus. I'm like, all right. You can hook up with chicks, and all of a sudden they're like, yo, Jesus. I'm like, all right. You could hook up to jail, probably. Might not be the funnest, but you could try. No, that's a good-ass point. If you're just vibing for the weekend, you're at a strip club. They're not playing none of the Kanye shit at the strip club.

Not even a club. You don't even want to hear about Jesus if it's Saturday night, 2 a.m. They'll do a fire remix with some of the shit, that Lauryn Hill track. They'll remix that, and you're like, oh. That Lauryn Hill track. They'll remix that. Don't let the lifestyle get you down. I'm having fun. The Drake shit can just play out. Kanye missed because he wasn't barring up.

Jesus Walks was an amazing fucking song. Never liked it. What? Fire, dog. That shit. I go to church listening to that song right now. Happy Junior loved it. You are crazy. That's why he's going to heaven. That to that song right now. That song is a symphony. Happy Junior loved it. Are you kidding me? I love that song. You are crazy.

You're out of your fucking mind. That's why he's going to heaven. That's why you're not. I thought it was in authentic. You're not going to heaven. This is one of those times where you got to re-listen to it and you just see the beauty in it.

I listened to it when we listened in the green room and I was like, this is stunning. I don't know if we played it. We did. We did. The composition was stunning.

Son, it's amazing. It's a symphony. And the bars are crazy too. Never let me down. That shit is fire.. And the bars are crazy, too. Never Let Me Down, that shit is fire. And this is what Kanye can also do. Amazing beat

and then throw a lyricist on there and then it's amazing. Fucking my. Bro, Jesus is so pissed you were there. Never Let Me Down, I never like spoken word

poetry in my life. I listen to that guy, I'm like, let's go. Maybe we didn't listen to it. Let's go. I remember listening to that song and being like,

yeah, I'm not really into it. I don't buy it. That was before you knew what production was. That was before you knew what production was. That was before you knew what production was. No, no. The production, the composition. He's an amazing composer. There's no question.

I'm sure the composition is out of this world. Yeah. Right? But when I hear him rapping about it, I'm like, I don't buy it. I don't believe that this is you. I just think if we got a Jesus album like that, like a bunch of Jesus walks, that shit would have been nuts. That's the way you talk about Jesus.

Still rap. Still talk your shit. But like, come on, bro. That's the Crusades. Yeah, I don't want to hear this. And I don't want to hear. Oh, I'm thinking Diamonds Are Forever. Oh, no.

Diamonds Are Forever goes, but that's not like Jesus Walks. That's a different thing. Yeah, Jesus Walks. But Diamonds Are Forever, that's awesome. And Diamonds Are Forever was supposed to be authentic. The beat was so crazy. I was like, I don't know. No, the beats are so crazy, but you really care about Sierra Leone?

That wasn't supposed to be an authentic. Jesus Walk's supposed to make you feel some shit. Diamonds Are Forever, let's go. Son, if you like Kanye's bars, you are a cornball, dog. Fuck out of here. It's true, dog. Fuck out of here, son. Get out of here.

Hey, guys. Are we beasting off the Riesling this weekend or what, guys? Son, you just keep going back to that fucking line. Hey, no, are we beasting off the Riesling this weekend or what, guys? You just got to keep going back to that fucking line. That's a corny fucking line. Hey, no Volvos. Drake calls himself a lesbian. No Volvo crew. Drake said he's a lesbian.

Just talking. Drake had a couple corny bars, though. What? Drake had a couple corny bars. Yeah, but the amount of corniness is far less. I'll give it up. Jay got a couple corny bars, but the amount of corniness is far less. You hear Jay's bar, you're like, holy shit.

This guy got it. Yeah. And I believe it. I believe he believes that. Shout out to Jay killing it on both fucking albums. Yeah. Like, he still got it. Yo, the big winners of this beef are DaBaby, Jay-Z, and Andre3k.

I think Andre3k, motherfucker, that song, man. I was like, why don't we talk about him as the greatest rapper ever? Because he don't want it. He don't got no singles. He don't want it. No single album. Not even about that him as the greatest rapper ever? Because he don't want it. He don't got no singles. He don't want it. No single album. Not even about that. He just don't want it enough.

You've got to want to be the fucking GOAT. And he don't want it. And he moved away from it. When he was ready to be in the conversation, he was like, I'm not doing rap anymore. He don't want it. And he's still the best. Isn't that crazy? He's the best because he hasn't had the opportunity to flop.

Yeah, yeah, sure. He's the best. He's doing everything he does. Had the opportunity to flop Yeah yeah sure He's the best Everything he does What can he not do Yeah but it's just Featured Put out an album Love Below

The thing you have to do Love Below He couldn't do The one thing you have to do To be in the conversation Love Below That's one album One classic

Lauryn Hill got one classic solo She's not the GOAT She's not the GOAT She's not even in the conversation I agree with you Lauryn Hill's top 50 Top 5 She's incredible She was in the movie Music I agree with you. She's kind of- Lauren Hill's top 50. She's top five. She's incredible.

She's not listening to music in 95, so it's hard for her. It's kind of like looking at a basketball player that knows all the technical skills, like one of those Instagram guys that's amazing at free throws and shit. Yes, and one. Yeah, and being like,

oh, he's the best basketball player ever. It's like, oh, he's really good. He had a thing, but he didn't go in the league and try to win it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Who?

You're saying Andre Thistet? Yeah, Andre Thistet. Because I think that he is, I agree with you, skill level and what he makes you feel. Yeah, that's where I'm from. When Andre raps, we were talking about this,

he paints a picture. Whatever he's talking about, I vividly see it. Picture him laying on grass and getting itchy and thinking about his mom. Everything. There's a perfect image.

I never think of a single thing when Kanye's rapping. Like, I don't even want to think about B-sing off the wrist. I don't even want to think about it. But, when I hear a beat,

I see the feeling of it. Like, I think that's what Kanye's ability is, skill is. But Andre Dizzee is unbelievable in that regard. And he can do the Eminem thing too

where you're looking at just a skill and you're like, holy fuck, this is incredible. He tells the story, he paints the picture, he can make you feel&m thing too where you're looking at just a skill and you're like holy fuck this is incredible yeah he tells the story he paints the picture he can make them feel whatever the fuck he wants you to feel have a whole year to write one verse it's like yeah i'm gonna expect the whole year on the verse i'm just saying like he has a lot more time than other rappers to come up with a verse i'm pretty sure he has some bars as like oh this is a fire bar i can't wait to use this in five months. He's like collecting. Yeah.

He also doesn't have to put out 20 songs. He's like, yeah, I'm going to do five features this year and I'm going to kill all of them. He kills all of them. Alright, here it is. Six songs. The six best songs on Certified Loverboy versus the six best songs on Donda. Donda wins. Not even close, right?

Donda, Donda, Donda. I'll do a Not even close, right? Yeah, I put Donda. Donda, Donda, Donda. I'll do a Donda chant right now. Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda. It's fucking not even close. I think we get a problem once you raise it above 10, then CLB. Then, yeah.

But if it's six, if you just put out a small, what are those called? Not even a... Like an EP. An EP, yeah. If you just put out a six song EP, or LP.

No, EP is shorter. LP is long play. You stick to being behind the music and making money off of guys like that. So in conclusion, the Ye, Kanye stuff, what are you thinking? I mean, what's it called? The Drake, Kanye stuff. What about your comment?

Should they finally collab? Oh God, yeah. I mean like I put that on Instagram but like it's such a shame that they're like beefing beefing like it seems pretty real now because they together would make the greatest album we're listening to watch the throne right you had a guy who was an absolute and is an absolute master at rapping with a guy who's an absolute master of producing and they came together and they made arguably one of the greatest albums ever creative genius business genius like yeah and rapping genius yeah like i mean like jay on there are spilling ace on my sick jay just bar after bar and you're feeling the shit and it's just it's yeah he's great pushing each other motivating

each other yeah yeah and you know he had to bring it like jay came through and there was like a hunger you know it was like i don't know Maybe something about a Kanye beat Where you're like I can't fuck this up Maybe you get a whack beat And you're like I could spit some little bullshit on there But when you have something As beautiful as Who gonna stop me

I gotta bring this up to this level Maybe we'll get another Watch the Throne Because I think I heard they put that album out And a large part of it was Drake was coming And that's when they were another Watch the Throne because I think I heard they put that album out and a large part of it was Drake was coming. And that's where they were like, oh, we got to do some Watch the Throne. The throne is ours. Watch the throne. And I think they said that in some interview.

I think Kanye said that. Drake would, I mean, Jay would never admit that even if he felt it. But if they got beef again and Jay and Kanye are cool again, maybe they're like, yo, let's do this again. Fuck it. I mean. Let's run it back. I want the Drake-Kanye album. And I think it starts

With one song I hit up Charlamagne I was like man Just text these Both these motherfuckers And just see if you guys Can get You can get them

To do one song together Because It would be the biggest song In hip hop history It would be the biggest And it'd be fucking great Yeah And they'd have to

Obviously have to reduce Both their egos A little bit to accomplish it But like You have a guy Who's a master at rapping You have a guy Who's a master at composition And there's a guy who's a master at composition.

And there's something about Kanye where he brings the fucking best out of you. He won't let you put out some bullshit. Yeah. Because he ain't going to rap, so somebody got to rap

over this beautiful ass beat. This motherfucker just talking. Yeah, dude. Moses walks. That's who dropped the ball on Jewish New Year was Drake, motherfucker. Dude.

But what do you think it takes to get a Drake-Kanye song? Just start with one song. Sadly, I think it's time. Yeah. And that's Jay and Nas had a crazy beef, and then they collaborated, and Nas wasn't as big as either of them, and they don't fit as well as Kanye and Drake would, but it just took so much time. Yeah.

And then by the time it came out, we're all kind of like, eh, I guess. I don't know, because Drake is more of a businessman, and I can see him like, oh, this will blow if we do something together. Just like he did something with Meek, I think like a year after the beat. He'll reconnect with anybody. Drake would do it tomorrow.

He would do it tomorrow. Kanye is just a little bit. And you also have to be careful, because you could go in, you could start that discussion with Kanye, and you also have to be careful because like you could go in you could start that discussion with kanye and you guys could make a hit song and it'd be phenomenal and then two months later he might have some sort of mental issue and then release every text that you sent him yeah you know like saying oh yeah you're the greatest and you know drake will probably butter him up i can imagine drake buttering people up if he's gonna do business

with him yeah so you have to be on your P's and Q's with Kanye because he might be in a situation where he just can't control himself. And I think Drake also said in the shop

some shit about how he went to Wyoming and then gave Kanye everything and told him about his whole life and then Kanye just didn't put any of that shit out and then Story of Adidon came out and he thinks that's where

Pusha got that information from. That's right, that's right. So I think he would be like, nah, I'm not working with that motherfucker ever. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we got to make sure that you're making some money.

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be vulnerable and then expose yourself to him potentially outing all your shit and like leaking stuff and texts and whatever i was i was uh i was talking to charlotteagne about it, and he said they could both really use each other because Drake's sound hasn't really evolved. I think that's like a knock on him, right? But I think the reason why it hasn't evolved, and I think Charlemagne was touching on this, is like when he brought in somebody new, the Quentin Miller kid, immediately it got leaked that he was helping write bars, etc. So I think he's kind of scorned. So he's like, I can't let anybody new in the camp. And new people inspire you. New people will give a new flow. New people

help you push the envelope. And at least do something different. But if you've just got the same people, you're going to get the same product. Which is working. He's fucking killing with it. But that's going to be the same sound. When he collides with Future, it's fire. They can't miss. They really cannot they don't miss and it's just the energy is perfect and you know what it is when he's with future he gotta come with some dude shit a little bit yeah like he gotta bar up but it's gotta be on some like you get bitches it's like

super fuck boy shit like they take fuck boy up to the next level so yeah i'm trying to like outdo each other with the fuck boy yeah that's interesting and maybe that's why drake does uh features uh is so that he could do some shit for dudes like when he puts out the album is for the lazy that's for the core but he does features with people and he just goes ham and the dudes are like nah that kind of goes yeah because i had that little wayne and uh rick ross that song slaps oh yeah that's gonna go i would say on other people's albums, but even on him. Yeah. Yeah.

That was when I was looking. I was like, what's the hits? I think Jameel brought that up in the group text. But I was like, yeah, that's going to go for sure. Yeah. But I forgot the point that I was making. Why he doesn't collaborate with Kanye. Why he hasn't evolved.

Oh, yeah. And then Kanye. Kanye's issue is, at least for me, is that he doesn't either he doesn't want to admit the things about himself or he doesn't know himself. He's so kind of like lost. Right. He's trying to fighting for identity. Nobody probably knows Kanye better right now than Drake. Like Drake seems like a motherfucker that will study the hell out of you if he's going to go to war with you. You know, and Drake could probably pull some bars out of Kanye, at least give him some bars saying things about his life because that's what drake does drake reflects on the life so he'll say what it's like to go crazy and then come back like

drake will have fucking lines for him like that so then that will inspire the best bars for kanye as well so it's like the both of them coming together they get to make their best music the dudes like it because the beats are gonna be fucking fire the chicks are gonna like it because you know he's still gonna have the sweetheart bars like and then kanye gets to be part of the biggest album out which is what he wants he wants the attention and then people are gonna go holy shit drake is amazing when kanye is there yeah everybody gets satisfied you know another reason it'll be hard to get kanye to do it because your ego will always go to the easiest answer to why i don't want to do some shit that can make you vulnerable and kanye's ego is a very good response which is why do i need drake i'm worth nine

billion dollars yeah why do i need drake i'm already in hip-hop history i'm already probably on mount rushmore for everything i've done why do i need this motherfucker i am richer than him i'm already a legend. Who gives a fuck? That's a good point. Because the reason why Watcher Throne works so well is because Kanye looks up and respects Jay-Z. Kanye sees himself as equal to Drake. Yeah. And he doesn't want to expose himself. At the very least.

There might be insecurity where it's like, yo, if Hov washes me on a verse, it's like, yeah, he's supposed to. He's the GOAT. Whereas if Drake does, it's like, what is Kanye doing? Kanye got fucking scorched on this whole thing yeah do you think that kanye believes he's better at rapping than drake i don't know at this point no at this point no i don't think i think ax that question five years ago maybe maybe i bet he also tells himself i could be if i wanted that's what i'm saying but insecurity is such a weird beast to try to like handle like emotionally because it's like yeah i have this god complex that i think i'm great at everything but i also listen to drake and he's

really good and i listen to me and i'm like i don't know if i can do it like that's probably why drake fucks with him so hard yeah that's probably why he can't fucking handle it insecurity is like you know it but you don't but you feel it but you can't like it's really difficult to rationalize so i don't know if he truly believes it or if he even is cognizant of that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, it's tricky. But they would just produce the greatest stuff, man. Yeah, that'd be great. But I'm here for Watch the Throne 2.

I'm here for that too. I mean, just listen. If you go back and just listen to that album all the way through, and if they're 75 years old, the both of them, I'll still listen to Watch the Throne 2. Yeah, absolutely. Whenever you're ready.

That'd be like Tyson and Roy Jones. I'm still listen to Watch the Throne. Yeah, absolutely. Whenever you're ready. It was almost like the chronic. Tyson and Roy Jones, I'm still... I'm buying that fight. Kanye Drake, Watch the Throne, though? Oh my God. Bro, watch the chair, just fucking hoisting both of them. Bouncing around. That would be fire. Kanye Drake.

We need it. I think it starts with one song. I think if they put out one song... Take the throne? Take the throne. Fire. Because you're still calling Jay--z king but then you're letting him know you're coming for him it will be that kind of respectful that'll be the way to do it take the throne call it take the throne right and then you got to have jay on a track generate the throne you know and just and his whole verse would be like this shit ain't up for grabs yeah yeah you could try to grab it but like oh dude dude, dude. Oh, that'd be fire.

And Jay will do some. He'll swallow his ego, too. I remember he had a verse on Lil Wayne's song where he said like. Well, he passed it. Yeah, he passed it. Yeah, young Carter, go further, go farther, go harder. That's what this is for. Like, that was a fucking dope moment.

He could do the same shit. That was so disappointing for me. Such a disappointing moment for me. Why, why? Just, Jay never passes. You don't pass it thrown up. You're the best, bro. Is that not why we came? If not, then why bother? That shit is fire, dude. Why, why? Just, Jay never passes. You don't pass a throne up. You're the best, bro. Is that not why we came?

If not, then why bother? That shit is fire, dude. No, the verse was fire. But the fact that he actually passed the throne to Wayne at the time, and Wayne was scorching. Wayne was on fire, dude. And then Wayne passed it to Drake. So Drake has it. But Drake, he showed some humility.

He said Jay-Z was a GOAT. Yeah, he did do that. In one of the billboards. He was like, yo. But then he also said. He was like, New York, I did do that. In one of the billboards. But then he also said... He was like, New York, I got the goat on the album.

But when he had the billboard in Louisiana, it said, it was like Louisiana or like it said New Orleans, the greatest rapper alive is on CLB. And he was talking about Wayne.

Ah. So I think he just knows... Yeah, he knows how to... The markets. The markets. He knows the markets and also knows how to play into everybody's ego.

It's good to call Jay the goat. And you have to call jay the goat but it's also say great to say the greatest rapper alive to wayne because you love wayne so much yeah you know we got into a little wayne um listening session as well bro wayne was a guy there was like a two three year run where if you threw him on a song it's the best verse of the year and it's a hit yeah unbelievable and he would i heard he would be like I didn't even know I did that song dude I would just go and record verses and just drink the fucking codeine syrup or whatever and I would just rap I have no idea what I'm doing

Al has an interesting theory on it so my theory with Wayne and some people like him it's like he had the perfect level of like drugs and creativity at a time where he was just killing and then he just went a little bit too overboard with the drugs and it numbed him out and then and it numbed him out. And then once it numbed him out,

he got a little self-conscious and lost that confidence that he had. And so he can never make music the way that he used to make it again. When do you think he fell off? I think it's gone. Carter IV. I re-listened to Carter IV

and it was not as bad as I thought when I first heard it. Yeah, but it's not two or three. Go back and listen. It's not two or three. Two is so fucking good, dude. The confidence he just has in the booth. He's like dancing on tracks.

It's like I'm playing with my voice control. I'm like switching my flows and shit like that. I will still listen to Carter too. Yeah. Oh, that's a classic. Again, I don't listen to music past that date anyway. But yeah, I remember there was an article where he like he brought drake aside he's like yo i need you to help me construct my verse because i can't start it and finish it the way

that you do when you're the greatest you're not going to somebody in accident for help i also write your bar beauty of a wayne verse is it doesn't have a beginning middle and end it's just a roller coaster ride not even a roller coaster ride it's what is what is that sport uh it's a drag race like by the end so much momentum is built up and he's just rapping so fast it's just analogy after analogy of analogy and then game over drop mic done and which is so cool to see him on a run like that yeah and so clever like we're listening to bars like it's a comic a peace sign is a middle finger or a trigger and a middle finger yeah it's fine

a peace sign is a trigger finger and a middle finger like let's go what was the bar where Kanye was on the track and he was like you're not finna murder me

like everybody else and then he says always wear that latex cause you don't want that latex that I think I'm latex everybody was like fuck the fuck dog

G's moving silent like lasagna real G's moving silent like lasagna. Real G's moving silent like lasagna, dude. Fuck. I mean, it was years before I even understood what the fuck he meant by that. I think I was at an Italian restaurant. I saw it written. I was like, holy shit.

This is how real G's have been moving this whole time? No wonder I haven't heard them. Where are these real G's? There was just so many bars, man. And you know who the OG's are? It's fucking Italian mobsters. You can even take that a little bit further. They're the real G's.

That's facts, man. Anyway, what a cool time for music. It's cool to be hyped about albums again. Yeah, I can't remember the last time I cared about albums an album in its entirety and judge an album in its entirety

like it's really cool the one sad thing about that is they're all streaming they're all gaming the stream numbers so they're filling it with bullshit tracks like if this was back in the day

when we went out and bought a thing Kanye would put out 12 fire ass tracks not 24 and keep adding to it the disc can only carry an hour of music

it's like I need to put 56 minutes of fire music on here yeah what are gonna be my 56 and it's funny um most people would say drake's worst album is probably scorpion which was a double disc uh interesting and that was that was when i that's when it was explained to me when the album is too long it's like there's no way you can have that much heat yo think because think about it right like in terms of creating something and i always go back to like netflix because it it's the most similar thing to like putting out music where we were discussing this like before

like with music it's not like jokes where you get to try them in front of audiences and like build them right and see what they relate to like you just put it out and very few people can listen so that they don't leak and then you just go i think it'll be good right yeah but imagine you have an album that's two hours long you have to listen to two hours of something every time you're reviewing it like when you're trying to tell if the flow the album is right that's a two-hour chunk of your day if you want to listen to any changes you made that's another two-hour chunk of your day. If you want to listen to any changes you made, that's another two-hour chunk. You can't even really, I mean, you can fast-forward it, but if you fast-forward it, you might lose a little of the feeling. You're missing gaps.

Like, does it flow the way I need it to? Yeah. So just think about that. That's like every change you make, that is 25% of your workday if you're doing eight hours. Yeah. You make three changes, you need another fucking day just to listen to them. It takes so much fucking time. I mean, a shorter album, one hour, you're getting twice as much done.

You can put twice as much effort in. It's half the work. Of course it's going to be more refined. And it's also filling an hour and a half of jokes. You're going to stretch some shit out and it's just going to be whack. And if you've got 45 minutes, 50 minutes, you can cut out all the bullshit this isn't strong let's get this out of here yeah yeah that's a good point what yeah yeah yeah specials were kind of arbitrarily just an hour when we were growing up but there's also a reason nobody put out a two-hour special because

it's like bro i'm gonna fill it up with all this bullshit yeah let me get a strong ass fire ass hour and get out of there and music is different because of repeatability, but fucking classic albums when we were growing up, Illmatic was what? Eight tracks or whatever the fuck it was? It was a short album. Blueprint was a short fucking... No, sorry.

Reasonable Doubt was a short album. You just cut out all the bullshit, and then you just had bangers. It was also expensive. That's true, too. Your first album, Studio Time, is expensive. Buying all these beats and that kind of stuff

is like, I don't know if I have 26 songs worth of studio time. 100%. Yeah. What were you about to say? No, I mean, it's similar to like stand up

and like your specials and like even like the clips and stuff. It's like, yo, just heat. Let's give them heat. Just tight heat. Heat.

Like, I don't know. I was even looking back. I think views from the SIS was like, how long was it 35 minutes 40 minutes probably I remember you saying that

it doesn't have to be an hour and it made so much fucking sense and you really are the I'm gonna give you credit dude flowers you're the guy who was like why the fuck's it gotta be an hour

I remember you saying that to me and I was like god damn that's a good point why the fuck does it gotta be an hour it's gotta be as long as it needs to be it is good especially for early shit

exactly yeah especially early like don't give them any fucking fluff at all. Chappelle can put out a two-hour thing now and be like, oh, I probably wasn't.

And you can have more exposition with a guy like Chappelle. Like, you could just listen to him tell a story because we're so invested in who they are. Yeah, he's such a brilliant storyteller. And you have faith

that he'll stick the ending of the story, whatever it is. Yeah. Your first one, come with heat. Heat, heat, heat, heat, heat. Yeah.

It took Chappelle 20 years for us to trust it okay he'll stick the landing of this long story yeah yeah now it's true man it's fucking true shall we take a little break and then uh reset love it all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because let's be honest you need some new earbuds okay you're losing your earbuds maybe you don't have any but you need some okay and this is what you're going to do. You're going to get the Raycon earbuds. It's a fraction of the price of the competitors. It's still amazing audio quality, okay? We're talking about, what is it, 24 hours?

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fu fu fu kwan fu kwan johnson died and um it's just so fucking tragic man yeah man and i've been thinking a lot about this over the last few days and And it's like my knee jerk reaction was to go, you know, let's find the fucking dealer. That motherfucker needs to go to prison or needs to be some shit needs to be handled on the streets. And then I started thinking the dealer doesn't want this. They make their money dealing drugs. You don't want to kill clientele. I don't think the dealer knew that the stuff was laced the last thing a dealer wants is bad drugs and then nobody will ever come back to the dealer it's like eating

pizza at a restaurant then you have diarrhea immediately after you're like i'm not eating pizza from there anymore then i'm telling this to al and then al said to me i thought it was quite interesting he goes it's on the dealer to test the drugs yep yeah that's interesting yeah it is what it could also be like say you're in a place like at la or like a busy time like a spring break and you're a dealer coming to that city you don't care about the repeat business you're going around selling shit to people at parties on the street in a club get your money and get out and they say like fentanyl is like 50 times i mean it's just so it's 50 times more powerful could be than heroin and it's so much easier to get than cocaine if there's

a shortage so don't don't look at the dealer as like oh it's your neighborhood guy i thought it was their local guy because these they're all located in la yeah so i assume there would be it could be supply shortage you went to someone someone else. We're talking cocaine here. But you might just not care if they do because you're also a junkie trying to make the most money on this. Yeah, let's focus on money. But that happened.

But you lose money by having a bad batch because people start going, yo, don't call that guy anymore. I mean, I think you've got to look at a drug dealer and think of them no different than like a restaurant or a business. It's like, I need referrals. I need motherfuckers to be calling me.

And if you're the guy who sold drugs and then people died, there's no way in hell I'm calling that guy. I'm not calling you for weed. I'm not calling you for coke. I'm not calling you for ecstasy. I'm not calling you for nothing. Like your business is done. Yeah, I think it's similar, but less legit. I think it's more like a food truck or something that like you just go around skirting wherever people get fucking diarrhea from that food truck.

They're like, I'll go to the next county. I'll say it wasn't us. It was the other food truck that was there like yeah but like with a with an illegal drug like cocaine right it's like you can't just be on the street fucking hustling it you know like you have to build relationships with people what i'm trying to say is like i don't think it i don't think and again i don't know i would assume that this person didn't know it was laced with fentanyl or didn't cut it himself and the shitty thing about that is now you need that person to flip on the person that gave it to him and the further back you go

the more dangerous the motherfucker becomes right so it's like you have to find the guy who cut it somebody cut it with fentanyl that guy's not flipping because that guy knows that the guy who sold him the pound or whatever it was, he comes with artillery. And he comes with connections. And he sold it to you at your house. He knows where you live. He knows where your family at. Yeah. So it's just like, I think I was watching one of these things.

And maybe, Al, you know possibly more about this shit. But like, if it's a drug like coke or heroin and you're the dealer, you don't want to do it. Because you don't want to get, especially like a heroin, you don't want to get addicted. So they would have addicts try the drug. Yeah, that was more so for like heroin and crack because they were way more addictive then. Coke, you could just do it, right? Coke, yeah. Coke dealers kind of do it as well.

But there was a time, I believe it was last year and early this year that people were dropping like flies in New York. Like there was a lot of bad coke going around. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Long Island. Yeah. And even the city, like people just at parties and it was a secret underground parties and motherfuckers just dropping out, dropping like flies.

It was crazy. That's what's sad. But it's yeah, it's like it was not a fucking guy that was like a coke head or anything like that and this shit apparently you don't even know it's bad you just go to sleep thinking you just partied or whatever and then you just don't wake up it's fucking oh i thought it happened instantly no apparently it could you can od on it like if you just take too much of it and then you just start season yeah apparently that's that's not what happened but like yeah foo was not like some fucking massive party guy who went out and did a bunch of coke.

And Foo was the fucking, the most chill, just cool ass dude. When you met him, you're like, yo, that's a chill, cool motherfucker. He was partying and then it just fucking, he got, he got, man. It just sucked. And the L.A. scene, dude, our hearts go out to you, man. Because I know Tony Baker's son, obviously that was fucking tragic. This is tragic. Nate Carthan is another comic in L.A. passed away recently then foo two others and then can we

know who the other ones are kate quigley is the one that's she's in the hospital i see like she survived yeah yeah i don't know what her state is i think the recent like comment was that she was okay according to like some press that got in touch with her i'm not sure what the status is but son how is fentanyl even out there? Why does this drug even exist? Has it ever been a good experience with fentanyl? I mean, just like everything, if used the right way.

Right. Yeah. Because it's not necessarily a street drug. It's just like motherfuckers are lacing it with other stuff. Right. Or in replacement of other stuff just because it has that feeling. I guess it gets you high and shit like that.

The ability to OD is... Super strong painkiller. It's synthetic heroin, right? Yeah. Stronger. Yeah. And that's how Mac Miller died. Oh, no.

Yeah, his was laced with fentanyl. No. Michael Jackson? Oh, no. No, no, no. Michael Jackson was an OD. That was propofol. Yeah, propofol.

Wasn't he taking fentanyl? I took propofol once. It was fantastic. Really? Yeah, I was getting like... Kids, don't take it at home. They were putting the camera down my throat for some test. I was in the hospital. I had to miss a podcast one day. And then they put me on Probopal. What were they looking for? Cum? No, no. That's

mostly in my anus. They put the camera the other way. Oh, colonoscopy. I was having some weird fucking... I was throwing up a bunch and they couldn't figure out what was wrong, something like that. But they put me on propofol to put the camera down there and I felt, dude,

I was so happy. I was telling everybody, I was texting them and I loved them. Like, man, people, dog,

it was like my wedding over again. I'd have kissed all of you in the mouth. That's what happened to me on Percocets. Oh, I heard. Yeah,

that shit was beautiful, Percocets. It was amazing. I thought that it just numbed the pain but I was still feeling pain dude I just felt amazing I did the same thing

with ivermectin wait I should change that I felt so good I believed it I did the horse version but I remember I remember

I think I told a girl I loved her dog I think I told a girl I loved her but I still felt pain so I believe that's how I actually felt. I'm waiting for the thing to get numbed, but I'm feeling so amazing. I was like, man, I love you.

I love you, right? And then my shit just kept hurting. I started to Google what the fuck Percocet was. And they're like, yeah, it just makes you feel good. And then you stop thinking about how much your jaw hurts or whatever. I'm like, damn, I just told this bitch I love her, bro. I take that back. Molly and Percocet?

Future's a wild boy. I'm already feeling lovey-dovey and Molly? Double up. God damn. That's why he be falling apart in his relationships. He don't love me

just on Percocet. He thinks he does. Then the shit all falls apart. He's like, ah, bitch, the Percs wore off. Fuck. How about you out of my life? Peace.

Yeah. But anyway, it's sad what happened to him hopefully uh kate recovers and yeah and the other thing is like you can test your own cocaine and shit yeah like they have like personal cocaine testing so like ideally the person you're buying it from didn't step on it crazy and it hasn't been cut five times and you can trust them but if you can't like get your own testing kit yes they're like 50 bucks like yeah not that expensive test your shit yourself they

should make that shit cheaper they should focus on doing that if people can do it or legalize the good stuff like cocaine fuck that bro fuck that yeah i mean it's probably not great i never did coke but if you're gonna do it and test that shit figure out what you're putting your body if all of these other synthetic drugs are spiking should they legalize things like cocaine since it's not as apparently not as bad as i'm in favor of legalizing all drugs people are still gonna spike that shit legalize whatever the fuck you want i don't care but even if you legalize it somebody's gonna buy it and they're gonna cut it and you're gonna get that or you're gonna buy it yeah first of all you can't get weed that late coke you don't plan on like coke is like hey can you deliver some coke it's one o'clock we're drunk we're fucked up you can't get weed that late. Coke, you don't plan on.

Coke is like, hey, can you deliver some Coke? It's one o'clock. We're drunk. We're fucked up. You don't get Coke right after work. Yeah, but if there's a business you can hold responsible, that's something. A brick and mortar store that you can be like, that's the fucking place. You can also say, I'm only going to do Coke from Edmund or whatever. I'm only going to do Coke from these stores.

Yeah. Okay, it would be safer, but still. And if you want Coke, if you're doing Coke now, you only know one one guy that can get you coke if you're doing coke and it's legal you know 20 people you got extra shit at your place do adderall is way better than coke that's meth yeah that's part of that you do adderall then you're gonna want the crazier shit you just want adderall's probably crazy i've never wanted anything besides adderall i love adderall and i take horse adderall i don't take regular Adderall. I take horse Adderall.

That's if horses have the SAT coming up, they got to focus. Addermectin, it's false. If you take the horse Adderall, you don't even have to put the blinders on the horse. They're so focused on their fucking journey, dude. I'm telling you, horse Adderall is the way to do it, man. Anyway, rest in peace. Love you, Fluke. Yeah, man.

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um i do not command respect i do not command respect at the airport at least at the airport on a flight i mean in first class right i think it's a little bit different with delta because we have status yeah so i think the flight attendants they know you they know they know they got the list they know your boy's fucking diamond yeah yeah but we weren't on delta we were on american oh and you're a stranger. You're a refugee. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm happy. They think I got upgraded. They think I bought my ship.

American is trash, though. Yeah. America is the worst, dog. Say what you test. It's the worst, yo. American Airlines is the worst. Let me add to that. United is trash.

United is so trash. So trash. I had no fun on United. Unbelievably bad. United, yeah. Though the movie selection kind of lagged. It's kind of lagged. United trash.

Hey, the myth of United movies is kind of fire. Yeah, but Delta got good movies too. I always find something to watch on Delta. I never watch Delta movies. Son, you lying. What are you doing on the flight the whole time? Sleep. Yeah, you lying.

Picking and flicking. I figured out Al's tell, bro. What's that? Al lying. He starts picking and flicking. Oh, yeah. Anyway, we on this fucking American flight. We're coming back, right?

Now, I'm thinking I'm going to get some respect. You're Mr. America. I'm Mr. America. I'm Mr. America. You tried to save America. Son, I did try to save America. That's a great ass point. They should know this. Yeah.

Male stewardess. Talk about not respecting somebody. Male stewardess. Straight. If you gay, bet. If you straight, come on, dog.

Something's off. Get a real job. Be the pilot, son. Why are you away from your family? Why are you away from your family three days a week? You don't care about your family? You're not a family man? If you're gay, travel the world.

Suck dicks. Get fucked. This is the best job if you're a gay dude. Are you kidding me? Come on now. Come on. You want to do vacation? Vacation's cheap.

Just pay the taxes. You can travel anywhere in the world. It's the perfect job. If you're a man, if you're a bachelor, gay or straight do it it's a fucking 50 year old man you saw the dude yeah 50 year old man bye coming by maybe he's by maybe he's by maybe he's by but he comes over he goes uh uh ask him for the sandwich options he goes uh we have a oh i heard this why is it always that i'm not that when I'm not there, bro. It's when I'm not there.

That's what happens. You're never in first. Yeah, you're never there. You're back there. So he goes up. He goes, what are the options? He goes, we have a turkey sandwich and a vegetarian sandwich. And I go, hmm.

I go, what's in the veggie sandwich? Right? And he goes this. He goes, this guy looks at me and goes, not meat? It was so funny. Then you doubled down. I was so upset. I said, no shit.

Out loud? Like, maybe louder. I said, no shit. Out loud? Like, maybe louder than I just said right now. I was upset. Oh, I forgot to text you about this. This is like the Ford fucking stewardess that actually did some shit disrespectful to me, so I had enough. It's just knee-jerk reaction. He goes, not meat?

I go, no shit. And I almost kept doubling down. What else does not have fucking door handles? What else is not in a sandwich, asshole? You're just going to tell me what's not in a fucking sandwich? Maybe I'm allergic to one of the vegetables. And I start fucking blowing up on this fly. Now tell him what you actually said.

I said, I'll take the vegetarian side. No, but did you double down? I think he said something like, you were like, oh, but what's in it? He's like, the label doesn't list the veggies. I didn't get paperwork. Paperwork? Paperwork? He's an illegal immigrant?

Paperwork? I'm like, oh, he's about to blow. I'm like crazy with paperwork. Because what do you mean paperwork? They're not going to tell you which veggies? What if I'm allergic? What if I'm allergic to cucumbers? And I can have an allergic reaction?

Oh, sorry. The sandwiches come with Carfax, Andrew. It should come with Carfax. You got nothing to do. I'm tired of stewardesses acting like they got the hardest job. Why do they act like they got the hardest job? Son, you a sky waitress and there's like four items.

That's one part of your job should be knowing what the fuck you're feeding me. Know what you're feeding me, sir. Know what's in the veggie. It's limited three veggies. And then this dude has hit him with a, you done? And he's like, I'll take the turkey. He didn't say you done. I didn't hit him, but it makes it sound better.

But I did take the turkey. He took the turkey. Because I didn't know what was in the veggie. I knew it was in the turkey. That was the right way to go. The veggie was some weird, it was like orange paste. It was like just mush. It was just fucking mush with a couple of peppers inside.

It was horrible. How the fuck did he not know what was in that sandwich? I couldn't tell you what was in the sandwich. It was orange mush with a couple of peppers. Yeah, with a couple of peppers. It's an orange mush. I wish I ordered it and then chucked it in his fucking head. I wish I said, hey, can I have a Diet Coke?

And just threw it right in his fucking head. Can I be honest? What a piece of shit that guy was. Not meat? Can you believe he said that at his job? This is his job. How many seats are in first class on this flight? Son, literally six on each side.

There's 12 seats. There's 12 people he got to be nice to. Son, talk about the bitch that was just bossing everybody around. Like she worked on that motherfucker. Did you hear her? You didn't hear? Oh, the lady on the left side. I was on my donder.

The lady on the left side. She's like, oh, you know, I have over a million miles, and she's just bossing the stewardess around. He's like, oh, yeah, there's one open seat here. Nah, he'll move over. I'm like, who is this bitch? But I like her style. So he took that shit out on me.

He probably did. He probably did. He was dealing with that shit. And can I tell you where he gave him an opening? When he said, what kind of sandwich you want? And you go, hmm, something about that, hmm? I was like, this is wild in Northern, yo. Fuck this guy, hmm.

What do you want me to say? That's some bullshit-ass options for first class that I paid full? I didn't get upgraded? That's what Andrew chose to say on the ground. I don't know what happens to you at 30,000 feet, dog. I don't know what happens to you. Damn, I get bitched up at 30,000 feet. I got cucked, too.

What happened? I walked in. My seat was supposed to be 3A. And I walk in, and somebody's sitting there. He's like, oh, yeah, we moved you because we wanted to sit together as a couple. Like, didn't even actually. And I just really just sat. Al, I'm going to take this microphone off, and I'm going to beat you over the head with it. Wait, so what seat did you get?

I was 3C or whatever. This is the exact thing that I had a problem with last time. You don't move my seat. I know, yeah. Without asking me. I got cucked out. I got cucked out, son. I got cucked time. You don't move my seat. I know. Without asking me. I got cucked out, son. I got cucked out. Doesn't that shit?

I didn't even say nothing, son. I don't care if it's the same seat. Maybe I want to look out the left side. Maybe the sun is hitting the left side. Yeah, bro. They sandwiched you, dog. Yeah, they did, son. Yo, what's in the seat?

Not you. Yeah. Fucking Allison in the back. I can't believe I say nothing. I was like, oh, okay. I'm not supposed to be here. That's the imposter syndrome shit. We used to go, oh, okay.

They'll know that I'm not supposed to be here. Fuck that. We paid for the tickets. I want my turkey sandwich and my veggie sandwich. You piece of shit. Tell me what's in the fucking sandwich. I want to know the bread. I want to know the mayo.

I want to know all that shit. This is like the end of seven, dude. What's in the sandwich? What's know the bread i want to know the mayo i want to know all that this is like the end of seven dude like what's in the sandwich what's in the box bro that's in the box i yeah we got cooked almost lost it we got cooked also with covid it's easier for them because it's all pre-packaged shit instead of like son it's just one sandwich nice meal two sandwiches how the fuck they don't know and they ran out of turkey sandwiches but they that's what I get the veggie. Can I be honest? Oh, you got double on the way there when we Look at us champagne problems Well the ball it's a six dollar sandwich we paid 1500 sandwich we paid 1500 1500 it's crazy bro it's so expensive it's crazy so i'm on the way down there this drives me fucking nuts it's two options for breakfast on the way there that they had

would you like the eggs or you like a fucking belgium waffle oh that sounds fire no no no no 10 body fat tour dog we try and keep it keep it cute. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. We have dessert and breakfast. You don't have two breakfasts. You got dessert and breakfast. I'm in the third row, maybe second row. I'm close. You'll definitely get breakfast, yeah.

You'll definitely get eggs. Comes up to me, would you like velvet and waffle? I go, what's up with the eggs? They're like, we don't have any eggs left. You didn't prepare for your job today. Eggs coming a dozen. How do you only have half a dozen? You got 12 eggs in every carton.

It's un-fucking-believable. You showed up with half the number of eggs. You didn't prepare for your job. You forgot your name tag. Your job is to make sure everybody in this section gets some fucking eggs if they want. That is very reasonable. Is that not reasonable?

American Airlines. Trash. Damn. Trash. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Trash. Not meat.

You the big winner in this, Mark. Nah, I got cucked yesterday, too. Oh, Jesus, dog. I was eating at this restaurant, and I was like, we pulled up. That's ground shit, though. Yeah, I know,

but I got cucked on the ground. That's worse. We talked about it. We talked about it. Come on, bro. I was like, you a ground cuck game over here? You got cucked on the earth? I know, but I got cucked on the ground. That's worse. We talk about it. We talk about it. Come on, bro. I was like, yo. Let me get ground cucked game over here. You got cucked on the earth?

I know, bro. I know. You got cucked on the earth. I'll swing on someone on the earth. The air you can't swing. You just got to sit there and take it. Where my high cucks over here, son? I'm a C-level cuck.

I'm a C-level fucking cuck, bro. Come on, son. I got cucked at C-level. All right, so what happened? How you got body at C-level? He just goes, yo, you want oysters? We got the best oysters in everywhere in the whole New York. And I was like, yeah, fucking cuck, bro. Come on, son. I got cucked at C-level. All right, so what happened? How you got body at C-level? He just goes, yo, you want oysters? We got the best oysters in everywhere in the whole New York. And I was like, yeah, let me get some oysters.

And he gave us the menu. We filled it out, wrote the circles. Oh, he didn't look at the price, huh? Did the whole thing. Looked at the price. We were looking at the checking account, make sure we got it good. And then all of a sudden, he comes over and goes,

yo, oysters just ended 10 minutes ago. I'm so sorry. I leave on that shit. I was like, what? I leave on that shit. He was like, I should have told you before. My bad. I leave. Spitting his face and leave. I just sat there. I was like I leave on that shit he was like I should have told you before my bad I leave

spit in his face and leave I'll take the hummus it's fine oh my god no I'll leave on that Mark he was with your girls I know

it's our anniversary bro yeah yeah yeah you gotta leave on that that's worse we just didn't get a sandwich that's worse what did they do to make up for their blunder

their blunder blunder they said nothing They said nothing. They said nothing. They didn't offer you something around or something like that? No, no, no.

Leave. Out. Another guy couldn't because it was their anniversary. That's where they went. That's how you celebrate. Let's leave this motherfucker high and dry.

Yeah. Did you go to that restaurant specifically for a particular reason? No, this is like an after spot. I don't know how I got that said

just there. I impressed myself, son. I said specifically and particular. Fuck with your boy. Master of English language. Fucking Shakespeare over here. Also, we figured out Al's problem. So he's got something called a speech jammer in his head.

What is that? A speech jammer, you ever heard of this? Speech jammer is a weapon that they use. Japanese guy invented it. Basically, you hold a speaker as someone someone it's like a gun thing like a megaphone and it takes in your voice and then spits it back to you on a one second delay and then it gets in your brain and then you can't talk yeah why is that torture it's a real thing it stops you from speaking let's say you're at a protest and you're like trying to speak they

could point the gun at you and then stop you from speaking shut down the whole protest and that's what al has inside his actual brain boom you think you could beat the speech jammer yeah oh you can beat it yeah well i got one let's go son i think you got set up i'm not sure but i think you got set up i'm ready to go let's go light work oh this is gonna be good all right now somebody can feel your pain finally yeah can you pull up something for him to read real quick? Okay. You get to read it off the TV. This is so easy. Whatever y'all want.

Little baby lyrics. That's fine. I got that. He has to have the headphones on. You gotta have the headphones on. Get the lyrics out before you start. Don't start until you get the lyrics out Chalkity donder lie Chalkity

donder lie alright this is a freestyle by Lil Baby alright let's go oh sorry sorry some of these words you shouldn't be saying you should be jamming shout out to my label of that's me I'm in this bitch with the TB.

I'm in this bitch with Fortre. I just poured up me an eight. Real N-word all in my face. 500 racks in my safe. 500 racks to the plug. What you know about showing love? What you know about pulling up to Bentley trucks? Make these bitches fall in love.

All of my N-words on go. None of my N-words no ho. All of my N-words on go. None of my N-words no ho. All of my N-words want smoke. All of my N-words together. We came from the bottom. We used to wear each other's clothes. None of my N-words going faux. Couple pussy N.

There's a lot of N-words. Son, that shit is so easy, man. This shit is so easy. You just keep talking, son. You just keep plowing through. Son, and he tried it in the beginning, and he was like, oh, this is easy. All right. All right.

Hold on. Let's go. I'm going to be honest. I have a lot of experience just talking over people and through them, so this is absolutely nothing to me. Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt.

All right. What do we got? All right. Go. Hit it. We ain't going to fall out, boathoes. Me and Ced got them lows. We let them go for the low.

I got my hood in control. I got my left wrist on froze. I got my right wrist on froze. I got my necklace on froze. Both my ears on froze. I've been getting faded. I'm sipping on maple. If she won't fuck, I won't make her.

Make her. I'm fired, dog. Mark, you suck fuck I won't make a maker little baby come up with this on codeine like of course this shit works on Japanese people yo what absolute pussies just malfunction. But they're already the quietest people so when they muster up the courage to talk at all it's got to be a big deal. So you throw any little discrepancy I mean forget it.

You probably can't even interrupt out there. Alright, done. You got to stab yourself with a sword. He making an edit note right now. Alright, what else you got? sward he making an edit note right now yo candace owens got denied a covet test okay break this down so basically she goes her team emails this uh like covet testing center in aspen and says hey we want a covet test for candace owens blah blah blah she's got to go to this this thing and they have to have a negative test to go. And they write back and say, sorry, we're going to actually turn down your request for a COVID test. And I actually have the full email here. Basically, they say that at this time, like, here we go. I just learned of this testing request and the owner of this

business. I'm going to refuse this booking and deny service. We cannot support anyone who has proactively worked to make this pandemic worse by spreading misinformation, politicizing and discouraging the wearing of masks and actively dissuading people from receiving life-saving vaccinations. The only local testing option is the free. The only other local testing option is a free kiosk by City Hall. They mail in their test to Texas and have inconsistent result times. Do not take any appointments. So it's walk in only midday weekdays in their back alley. My team and myself have worked overtime to exhaustion, unpaid and underpaid this past year, spending our own capital to ensure that our community remains protected, and it would be unfair to them and to the sacrifices we have all made this past year to serve you.

So, some people are saying, oh, they're free to do that. They can refuse service to anyone they want. Other people are saying, no, you're putting the community at risk by not serving this person. Yeah, this is no different than refusing to get the vaccine. If you're the type of person that's like, yo, a vaccine should be legally mandatory, then this is also legally mandatory. Like, if she's getting tested, we can fairly assume that she has some symptoms. Maybe she wants to go to a vent or

something like that but there is a chance that she might have some symptoms so she fears like she actually has it and if she doesn't get 100 confirmation then she might continue her normal life interacting with other people potentially spreading the virus so if these medical workers actually care about stopping the spread of the virus, the first thing that they should be doing is testing this woman. I don't know if these people take the Hippocratic Oath,

but the Hippocratic Oath is do no harm. This is potentially harmful. It is harmful. And not... Okay, let's say I understand you don't like her, but don't worry about her.

Worry about the father that she might meet that actually has some pre-existing conditions and could die of COVID, and she actually met up with him because she didn't know for sure that she didn't have it. You got blood on your hands, yo. If she does have COVID and she ended up sharing with people,

they got blood on their hands right there. You're a murderer. They murder. Question. They're murderers. Is he wrong for doing it, though? Yes. I'm saying he should have, but is he wrong?

Because if it's a private practice, just like the guy who doesn't want to make the gay cakes, it's like you have the right to refuse. Yeah, but the gay cakes don't affect the whole community. And it's not helpful. Do they, though? They don't. They don't kill people. If gay people don't have cake, they don't die.

Do you know what I'm saying? If it was, they don't, what? They need it it i mean like their wedding is not going to be like fabulous there's other fabulous bakers out there i bet yeah i bet there's plenty of fabulous bakers but he's saying the only other place you can get tested sucks it's not reliable ha ha ha basically good for you now you go do that yeah this is a petty bitch ass motherfucker yeah it's a petty bitch we're in a pandemic and we ain't got time for these petty bitch ass motherfuckers when it comes to like people's lives yes and like you supposed to be in this game because you want to stop this pandemic or at least you want to help people out make sure they don't get this excuse

me make sure they don't get this virus and eventually die or pass it on to someone who could die that's why you should be in the game but But it looks like you're in the game for capitalism. It looks like you're in the game to make some money. What made it more confusing, and so that came out and everyone sort of had their initial reactions, and then it came out further that the actual testing site received federal and state funding. Oh, really? Oh, really? Yo,

Candace, go back over there and get that fucking test. Yeah, nah, it's different. Go back over there because your tax dollars pay for that shit. Now, I know you're conservative. You don't want to pay no taxes, but go over there and get what you deserve if you're getting federal funding you haven't paid from the government to do this shit then you got to do the people's bidding you don't get to decide who can or cannot it's not a nightclub yeah right this is not avenue this is not fucking one oak this is a testing center test whoever the fuck gets in there yeah and also i'm like i get their position if they don like Candace Owens, that's perfectly in their right.

If you believe she's a grifter. Very reasonable. If you think she's a grifter that's trying to just use right-wing politics to get money, I understand where that position is. But to try to deny someone just because you feel emotional. One, it's going to backfire because you were putting all of this. You're basically just giving her ammunition. Yeah.

You know this is someone that thrives off of controversy and oppression. Yes. That's a good point. So by giving them this ammunition, it's like you know it's going to blow up everywhere and on top of that it's going to come back on your business because she's going to galvanize her people wrongly so to like try to attack whoever and granted i don't think she galvanized anyone to like you know go attack these people but still but she knows we're doing it right she knows the precedent we're out here galvanizing do you think sorry but this guy's a fucking idiot he should

have just let her get tested and then said she was positive, even if she wasn't, and then let her keep testing and just say it's positive every single time. Oops. Long hauler. You could keep, if you really don't like the message that she's sharing, you really don't like the fact that she's communicating this information to the world, you really think it's dangerous, keep that bitch on COVID. And say some other shit to her.

But then she's going to be like, I got COVID. I feel great. It's going to affect you. that bitch on covid and say some other shit but then she's gonna be like i got covid i feel great now do you think she feels weird about being an anti-vaxxer because this is the blackest she's ever been that might be a real conflict of interest for her and she really kind of selling out her you know her roots yeah yeah so i just feel like she should get the vax to just you know not be so black, but her people don't want to get vaxed, too. Her people, meaning the whites. The whites and the blacks are meeting.

Yeah, it's all coming together with this vaccine. That's the thing. Trump is the great uniter. Trump brings people together, bro. He did bring all the communities together, finally. For real. That's a great point. That's a great point.

He's a great uniteriter dog hippies black people conservatives bro what would trump have said to that guy when he asked him which the vegetarian sandwich had bro you think he's got flight attendants like that in first class on his private jet yeah you're right he got the pj air force one you kidding me dog come on yeah but rpj got just got snacks and we ain't got no real food on our PJ. Yeah, that's a good point. No, they have popcorn chips. They have those popcorners. That's snacks. Those popcorners are fire.

That's snacks, though. We need real food. But if you got that on first class, you'd be like, yo, these are great snacks, popcorners. Yo, Dove, we need real food. No problem. We're spending. All right, we're having real food next time. Yeah, we're running it.

Yo, Andrew, I have a business proposition. Okay, go. Would you rather get $500,000 or go to dinner with Jay-Z? Bro, all these fucking idiots that are saying, I would rather go to dinner with Jay-Z, like he's going to bestow this fucking business wisdom on you as if you could do anything with it. That's why you broke.

He's going to take $500,000 when it's sitting right there. The first piece of information he would say is take $500,000 anytime someone offers it to you. He's going to call you an idiot for not taking the $500,000 and then leave. It's such a no-brainer. And also, the reason Jay-Z is so successful is not just because of his business acumen.

It's because he happened to be the best at a thing that was really popular. Yeah. And good at business. It's like going to dinner with LeBron James. It's like, do you have any advice for me? He's like, yeah, be 6'8". Be 6'8", 260, a perfect physical athletic specimen.

Photographic memory, genius. You got it. Have a gift from God. That really helps. Yeah. It's like making a bunch of money. That is, like, I don't even know how good a businessman Jay-Z actually is. He might be good, but on a fair scale where he doesn't have any skills.

Like, you know, you ever see those, like, stock guys or, like, some, like, rich dude who's, like, 5'6", and he's just fat, fucking bald? That guy's a businessman. Okay? That guy got nothing else. Right. But what's going on up here making good fucking moves right jay-z is a genius rapper who also is really good at business but a lot of that is predicated on how genius he is at being a rapper i mean how much of jay-z's wealth has come out completely outside of

his celebrity status as a rapper i think he made way more money outside of rap. But it's still a little contingent. He leveraged it. Yes, it's a contingent. And he did it brilliantly. But Van Lathan said it best. He tweeted, I'd rather take $500,000 and have dinner with Jesus.

Which, that's like, it's $500,000 every time. I'll have dinner with Jesus. Nah, I go with Jesus. I go with $500,000. Jesus might be good. Motherfucker turned water into wine. You don't think he could turn

20 into something? I'm going to beg Jesus for forgiveness when I die and I'm going to take 500,000 now. And Jay-Z is still hanging with Jack Dorsey. He's learning still. He's doing the same thing. Except he's dope. He's getting Jack Dorsey to buy his company.

Yeah, exactly. How much do you care about Blackwater? Will you buy my failing streaming service? That'd be kind of boss move. But yeah, I don't know why the fuck that was even a conversation. I don't get it. They want to seem like they got

some shit you don't got. Everybody says $500,000. Everybody's not a fucking moron. You want to seem like you're on the next level. You're like, y'all don't get it. I think people that don't have success sometimes will think, oh, I'm just one piece of advice away. It's not me. It's not my hard work. You're $500,000 away from $500,000. don't have success, sometimes we'll think, oh, I'm just one piece of advice away. Or I'm just like one thing.

It's not me. It's not my hard work. No, you're $500,000 away from $500,000. It's not my knowledge. It's just that I don't have that knowledge. And so they're like, oh, if I can just get in front

of this guy, it'll change my whole life. These are the people that buy seminars. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, if I sit down with this guy, which in fairness,

some seminars are actually super helpful. But there's a hell of people that are like, yo, I'm going to go to this seminar. It's going to change my life. Did you see that guy go to Logan Paul, that TikTok? I just sent the video to Alex.

That's fake, though. What do you mean? That's not real. Well, even if it's fake, that part where he's saying to Logan, I just need connections. And Logan's like, what are you talking about connections? He's like, you have connections. He's like, hey, Jake, what are you saying?

What can you do for me? He's like, I'm interested. What can you do for me? And the guy's like, I don't know, man. I just want to learn. And he's like, well, you're not offering me anything. That's the same thing Mark is talking about. Yes.

Where it's these kinds of people who are like, I just need one person. What I'm saying is this guy, like the way it was promoted is, I quit my job to go work for Logan Paul. And it's like, no, I don't even think you quit your job. I just think you thought it would be a really funny TikTok

if you snuck into this event. Oh, yeah, that part is probably not into this event and met with Logan Paul. But the interaction with Logan is true. Yeah. How Logan is reacting, yes. What he's saying, no. No, that's my point. That's my point, yeah.

Logan's not in on it, making a content, like making some video. No, Logan's being real with the guy. I think he's saying good things. But he knows that the guy's trying to just get off on some cloud-chasing video. The guy, this is his version of cloud. He's like,'m gonna front and then fake cry saying that oh i quit my and now we're talking about he was fucking right yeah he's absolutely right but i do know a lot of people that are actually like this they'll just quit their job and then well because they think one i think they want handouts and they're like yo if i just am in front of this person i'll get the

handout and like they'll make me a star yeah like a lot of people want to just be made into something yeah if i sit down with jay-z like he'll make me the head of whatever like yeah i'll sit down at the p diddy lecture and be like yo give me a job i'll do this like i'll sit with gary v and be like yo give me a thing yeah give me something yeah but then they never think yo what can i give you know i mean and so they're like oh i'm gonna sit down with jay-z and he's gonna give me something yeah like they don't think what they can do like he didn't even know What he could do Yeah Logan's like

What would you do for me I'll do anything You better have a specific Fucking thing You think you have what it takes No I don't Yeah It's like

Cause everybody wants help Yeah Like I get that in the And I'm sure we all get it Yeah Like in DMs Like dude just reach out

It's like Yo You got I wanna work for you You gotta hire me And I was like Alright what do you do Yeah

I'm just I can pick up Anything I'm eager to learn my least favorite response people go yo i'll be i'll be your ass bitch like i'll do whatever and i'm like no like yeah we don't want a bitch i want you got a real specific skill that i need yeah and tell me why i need it yeah like tell me oh shit this isn't working as well as it could you could be making so much more money on this this is way better over here i can make the

fucking lighting work i can do whatever it is i get all these edits i have this system i can do this like just tell me something that you can improve about my business something concrete oh but something abstract like i'm willing to learn just mention that we're not hiring right now so this is not encouraging a bunch of people because last episode i said something and god damn motherfuckers it was was like, yo, I'm on Patreon. Then they hit me. Trouble. Trouble.

But that would be the one thing I would like cancel someone for if I was hiring for a job. Like, you know, people like go back through tweets and they'll like be like, oh, we can't hire you. So this insensitive joke. Yeah. If they said they would have dinner with Jay-Z, I would. A hundred percent. I'd be like, you're just not fit to work at our company. I'm so sorry.

This is what you think success is. I mean, what are just not fit to work at our company I'm so sorry this is what you think success is I mean what are you even going to do at dinner like what how do you know he's going to give you any information

like what if he's just going to enjoy his meal he don't want to talk to you yeah like I like my wine and what if he brought a friend he brought Beanie Siegel like they're going to catch up at this dinner

and you're just sitting across it's like when you hear J. Cole tell his story it's like oh hey I was grinding or whatever the case is. I met Jay-Z and then the rest is history.

That's what people think is going to happen. Yeah, they don't realize that he was making his own beats, rapping better than anybody. He's a prolific artist. Prolific artist. And then Jay-Z noticed how prolific he was and was like, oh, I think that we can make some money together. I think this guy's a real hustler.

I think he's got a skill. But he did all the hard work first and then presented it to someone who could potentially help him. Do the work first. What is the fucking great Chris Rock joke? It's like anytime I see somebody on the side of the highway pushing their car by themselves. Oh, yeah. I'll go help. There's always somebody that stops and goes to help.

But if you're just sitting on the side of the highway with a sign saying, help me, nobody ever stops. It's something about you doing it, you starting it. People are going to be drawn to that and attracted to that. We do it all the time with podcasts. We think guys got a good podcast or a good idea. We're going to put the sauce on it. So in that case, maybe I'd take back what I said. If you have some business that's fire and you're like, yo, it's a streaming thing.

It's going to be a huge thing. And I could get dinner with Jay-Z and I could maybe get him to invest. I'm like, all right. No, I'd take the $500,000. It's going to be a huge thing. And I could get dinner with Jay-Z, and I could maybe get him to invest. I'm like, all right. Nah, I'd take the $500,000. That's the investment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jay-Z not going to give you more than $500,000. Maybe.

He'd give you $100,000. He might not have the wisdom to manage the $500,000, and he just blows it and then goes to waste. Yeah. Jay-Z, let me give you equity, dog. If you goofy, Shark Tank it. Actually, that's interesting. Yeah, you're basically put in front

of you have a business what you want is investment and a partner for your business that is interesting and it's a successful have you seen shark tank you know who gets the money the people with the fucking sales and the numbers the people who don't really need the money the guys who come with a great idea and no sales they will pass almost every yeah that's actually true or they'll give you like 25 000 that's cute what is it making yeah that's always the first question what are your sales what's proprietary yeah yeah but that is interesting yeah we want to know the numbers like at the end of the day like that's cute that you got this little fucking dream that's what happens to shark tank oh you guys have a little dream and a cool idea and a nice little logo that's adorable how much money is it making but

your sales just aren't there and for that reason i'm out every time you know at least one of them is saying that and that's it push the car first prove that your shit works prove you don't need these motherfuckers there is nothing more attractive than a motherfucker that don't need you okay especially as an investor in businesses right when a motherfucker don't need you now you got to win them over you got to be like i can help you you got the investor convincing you that he can help you make more money that's it that's like these independent artists that eventually sign with the label they get the biggest fucking check oh yeah right because you prove you don't need the label yep yeah yeah yeah anyway anything else before we get up out of

here angelina jolie going all in on brad pitt, bro. You know what's weird? When celebrities get into beef, I judge their decisions within the beef based on the characters they've played. I love Brad Pitt in all the movies that I watch him in. Brad Pitt, to me, is the guy from Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen. He would never abuse his kids. He loves his wife, and he's an ideal husband. Angelina Jolie is fucking Maleficent.

This is a lying ass bitch. That's a good point. She would lie. She's a weird ass girl. She would lie in order to take advantage of this situation. She's trying to get custody of them kids. Brad Pitt probably didn't even want to buy them fucking kids. Angelina Jolie collecting all the fucking infinity stones of children

from around Southeast Asia and Brad Pitt just going along with it being a good husband. See, that's the difference. I see Angelina Jolie as Laura Croft and I'm like,

oh, she's a hero and I see Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden. I'm like, yo, he beats people. This is why I don't like Laura Croft, Tomb Raider,

stealing treasure. That's what she did. She went to Cambodia, stole a little treasure. She went to fucking Laos, stole a little treasure. How do you know it's good how do you know they wouldn't like it over there

she's trying to steal Brad Pitt's money for her children she stole the children she stole them you don't know for a fact that these people really want to give away the kid

they thought it was daycare then gone that's what they thought oh the white lady's gonna do daycare she's gonna build a well and she's gonna do daycare your child is gone

that's why I have problems with these female action star movies, too, because it's like, bitch, you can't. You're a true murderer. You can't defend your kids against fucking Tyler Durden. Yeah. How are you fucking? You're damn near a superhero. You're Laura Croft.

Tyler Durden's literally a fight champion, bro. Yeah, he's a fighter. He's not even a champion, dog. That was a bad choice. He'd just be fighting. You should have put, like, what was that movie where he's a gorilla? Fucking Legends of the Fall? Yeah, no, no, no. The gorilla one. What gorilla one? He's, like, friends was that movie where he's a gorilla? Fucking Legends of the Fall? Yeah, not a gorilla one.

What gorilla one? He's like friends with a gorilla or something like that. What? Isn't Brad Pitt in the movie? King Kong? Nah. Planet of the Apes? Nah.

That was Mark Wahlberg. Meet Joe Black? Meet Joe Black? What the fuck is he talking about? I ain't no gorilla, dog. He's Achilles. That's the movie where he dies. He's Achilles from Troy.

Meet Joe Black is him and Anthony Hopkins. Oh, who wins? Lara Croft or Achilles? Achilles. Achilles is a bitch. Ach gorilla, dog. He's Achilles. That's the movie where he dies. He's Achilles from Troy. Meek Mill Black is him and Anthony Hopkins. Oh, Troy. Who wins, Lara Croft or Achilles? Achilles. Achilles is a bitch. Achilles, dog. Achilles is a bitch. He's all tough and shit.

Then you flick his little fucking back in his heel. That's what I'm saying. The biggest weakness is your name. You know what I mean? Yeah. Your name became the name synonymous with weakness. But did you see that body, though? Who, Lara?

No. Where's Achilles? Stop it. Where's the gay? Where's the gay you ever said? Look? Who, Laura? No. Where's the body? Don't stop it. Where's the body? You are so gay. Where's the gay you ever said? Look at Laura Croft's body.

What's wrong with you? Nah, she was hot in Laura Croft. Nah, she was fire. I mean, like, don't get me wrong. Back in the day, like, Gia, if y'all want to see a movie where the heavies are on display, Angelina Jolie, Gia, the heavies have gotten lopped. But back in the day. R.I.P. Heves. Gia. The Heves have gotten lopped. But back in the day. R.I.P. Heves is great. They got lopped.

It's great. They did. For real. We can hear that credit. That's so good. And that's when Brad Pitt started acting up too. He was like, oh word?

Yeah. Like you gonna cut off the hair? You think she did that while consulting him? Holy shit. That's probably why he didn't consult when he worked with Weinstein.

So Brad Pitt is probably. Or he was like, you don't want to harass you no more, bitch. You ain't got no breasts. That's facts. And also, she's lying on Brad Pitt's name because Brad Pitt was down for the smoke

when Weinstein tried to come at Gwyneth Paltrow. Brad Pitt went to the fucking house. He was like, yo, I will beat the ever... Word? Yep. Apparently, he whipped him up by his throat or some shit. I will beat the fucking shit if you ever come to Gwyneth. Yo, Brad is that dude. He's a good fucking guy.

He's friends with Matt Damon and George Clooney. It's no big deal. You know what I mean, man? They just get together and say they have a bunch of times. That's what they do.

I'm just saying, I don't trust Angelina Jolie. She's walking around with Billy Bob Thornton's blood and shit, getting stupid. And the accusations are not specific.

She just said, I feared for the safety of my children. What does that mean? While you accuse him, say the concrete are not specific. She just said, I feared for the safety of my children. What does that mean? While you accuse him, say the concrete shit he did. Yeah. What, he had a temper?

You can't. Bro, there's a court case coming up, okay? No, he got acquitted for the child abuse charges. He did? Yes, he did it. Oh.

That's what I'm saying, bro. This woman is foul. But she was also in the changeling, so she knows about children getting taken. Oh. Is that a Morgan Freeman movie or something like that?

Yeah, I do remember that. The kid gets swapped out and he's like, oh. That was inspiration for when she took them kids. Based on true story. Based on it, 100%. Her accusations are vague. The Weinstein thing, she says she was assaulted because he tried and she escaped.

And that's assault. Cool, I can kind of see that, I guess. But then also, like, how do you not... My wife brought this up. She's like, how did you not work with Weinstein if you were famous back then? Like, Weinstein touched everything. If he produced a movie you were on. Yeah, literally.

If he produced a movie you were on, it's quite possible you were just in a successful movie. He was a part of everything. So, like, yeah, maybe he worked with him in some distant... Oh, he produced this movie I was a part of everything so like yeah maybe maybe he worked with him in some distant oh he produced his movie i'm a part of but that motherfucking new he don't be around brad pitt i will kill you song by the black keys where there's a line that says uh it's like something about like your daddy left you and like now i understand why you know what i'm talking about your daddy left you yeah i know that song and you know what I'm talking about cause your daddy left you

yeah I know that song it ain't strange to see it ain't strange to see and that is Angelina Jolie that's Angelina cause Jon Voight was like I don't want nothing to do with this little bitch and we were like why like she's got super heavy

she's beautiful she's super talented and then when she comes at Brad Pitt the fucking legend dog that's the legend of the fall super heavy she's beautiful she's super talented yeah and then when she comes at brad pitt the fucking legend dog that's the legend of the fall dog bro that's me joe black there wasn't a gorilla in that movie so i swear to god he was talking to a gorilla are you thinking of george of the jungle no me joe black the cover didn't have a gorilla on it, maybe. Some Curious George? Mighty Joe Young?

Mighty Joe Young is what you're thinking of. Oh, yeah. Is there a gorilla in that? Ain't no Brad Pitt in that, dog. Who's in that movie? I don't know. Brendan Fraser, some shit. I don't know.

Brad Pitt's in that. Meet Joe Black? I knew it. No, but where's the gorilla? We're trying to... Meet Joe Black is... Mighty Joe Young. What's that?

Mighty Joe Young. No, that's Charlize and... And Brad Pitt. No, it's not, dog. Bill Paxton? Bill Paxton. Rest in peace, Bill Paxton. You disrespected Brad Pitt more than Angelina just now.

Fuck, did I mess up those? You compared him to motherfucking Twister? The guy that couldn't even get the jewel out the Titanic? You talking about them like they're the same? That's the 12 Monkeys. There we go. 12 Monkeys. 12 Monkeys. You see? I got you. 12 Monkeys fire movie, man. 12 monkeys there we go 12 monkeys

I got you all I'm saying is do not come for Brad Pitt that motherfucker is a legend you're being disrespectful you better have actual concrete shit to say also this trifling ass Hetch remember when

my man Brad Pitt was with what's the shorty from Friends with the schnozzaline Jennifer Aniston Remember when Remember when My man Brad Pitt Was with What's the shorty From Friends With the schnozzeline Jennifer Aniston She doesn't have a schnozzeline She used to have a schnozzeline

She got mad nose jobs You would be wanted To talk Take one out Take one and no one Take one and no one When you see a schnozzeline Become a little less schnozzeline

You're like Oh you leaving us Nah nah She got mad nose jobs That's the changeling Right there bro That's the changeling right there, bro. That's the real changeling. So she knew that Brad Pitt was with Shorty.

Yeah. And then she came after, dude. Yeah, yeah, she did. She did. They was together. They were together. She came after him. Oh, yeah.

She ain't shit. She foul. She ain't shit. She's super foul. They were together. They were married married. They need to run back Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They need to run that shit back.

Yeah, that scene where he beats her ass. That scene they need to run back. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, they need to run that shit back. Yeah, that scene where he beats her ass. That scene they need to run back. That's what she's talking about. Why she's just going to pull up clips from that movie? He cheating me. That's when they hooked up. I fear for his safety. I fear for my kid's safety around this killer.

She had more bodies than him in that movie. Yo, this fucking lady, bro. I can't believe her. I'm absolutely disgusted. Jennifer Aniston should get smoked. Jennifer Aniston should get smoked, but't believe her I'm I'm absolutely Disgusting Jennifer Aniston Should get smoked Jennifer Aniston

Should get smoked But you know what I'm gonna do Why No she should pull up On Angelina Jolie And be like Yo what the fuck is good Slide bro

Slide These motherfuckers Is killing me all weekend With this stupid shit He don't know any Any slang bro That's why he dresses His gang colors bro

That's why he killed With the fucking bandana What gang Gang shit is all I'm on He puts the gang in gang Nah nah gang gang shit is all i'm on gang shit is i love that what gang is this son it's gang what gang bro

twink gang all day baby you are looking crazy right now yeah twink boys you're not a twink bro that's an otter bro that's a bear yeah you're a beefcake't even know what that is That's an otter bro That's a bear No you're a beefcake That's a bear

Beefcake Yeah you're a beefcake Beefcake boys Let's go Let's go Okay so what is the deal Angelina Jolie What are we doing with her

I just can't believe She's acting like this With no heavy stat You know what I mean She doesn't talk to her dad John Boyt She don't respect That's what I said earlier

She don't like good men That's what it is She keep running All these men out of her life Bruh She keep running all these men out of her life, bro. She keep running all these men out of her life. Watch what happens with Maddox. Yo. That's...

That's a deep cut, bro. Why do you know that? Sometimes you got to deep cut him, dog. You don't know Maddox, bro? That's the first one. Where is he from? I don't know. Bodia.

Bodia. You mean a bodega? Yeah, bodega, bodia. Are any of them real? Say bodega are any of them real say what are any of them real like all imaginary bro you know it's funny because you know what i mean are there any she can't get back yeah yeah she got receipts i think they had two real ones though right yeah that look like them yeah oh i'm assuming the whites. Shiloh and Vivian. Yeah, Mark, the white ones. Well, no, because you can adopt a white kid.

I didn't know you could do that. No, you can't do that. I can't do that, dog. You want to know some internalized racist shit I did the other day? What's that? So my buddy from Florida, Christoph, he has an adopted sister. And he told me for all these years, he's like, yeah, my sister's adopted. My sister's adopted.

And you thought that she was black. And I met her and she met her when she was white yeah yeah yeah and she had red hair and i was like yo christoph parents are racist bro you would be too with a name like christoph that sound like some i was like your parents are lazy as shit just have the kid you don't fucking go out and buy one that looks just like come on bro or do you think that they have complications they had one They had one. They got one. They had one. But sometimes it takes a lot to get one out.

One and done, maybe. Yeah. But yeah, I was like, I didn't know you could adopt white ones. That's sick. Yeah. And also, Kristoff looked like he'd be chewing on her fucking uterus and shit.

He could have fucked that thing up on the way out, right? Yo, free Kristoff. gonna fuck that thing up on the way out right yo free krista krista we love you homie we love you this is so funny because he'd be pretending that he's awkward he's a funny ass reread he leans into that shit like he leans into like i'm awkward but he's not he's actually regular as fuck knows knows mad slang. He's plugged into the music and everything, but he fronts like he's awkward because it gets him out of a social interaction that he might not want to be in.

That's brilliant. It is brilliant, but it's also like, cut that shit out. Cut that. I know you're not awkward, son. I know you're not awkward. You're regular, son. You're regular. Son, smile, son. You motherfucking don't smile off when people do that shit bro like I do you

know a lingon yeah lingon I'm watching with the cell the other night and he's fucking funny bro like he's got great stuff shout out lingon major hilarious bro and he's so on stage normal yeah like he's so normal and charming and he's just so fun to be around. The audience is just lapping it up. And I'm like, fake this shit around me when I talk to you at the table. I want this energy with me. Don't just stare at me like I'm speaking

to you in fucking Swahili or some shit. I need you faking this. You know how comics are always on all the time. Keep it on, Kristoff! Keep it on Chris Thorn keep it on Alingon yeah you know what I'm saying

real time am I wrong he's great at being like a person for 15 minutes at a time son it is he's I'm watching this guy

I'm like there's no way well some people you know him well enough you see like I'm like oh I think you can see the moments where he's trying

to be a human being yeah and he's like getting real close he's getting real close but he's had to work on human being. Yeah. And he's like getting real close. He's getting real close, but he's had to work on that for years. Keep it up. Work. Work.

You better work, dude. Practice around me. You better work. I mean that, dude. Like, I think we have to try a little harder. Like, stop, like, falling back into, like, who you are as a person. Effort. It's a joke that I always try to do about the pigeon-toed people.

Yeah. It's like, you're not. It's a choice. You're making a fucking choice to look stupid what i don't know no no that's that's valid where's where's the flaw in that you're making a choice to look like an idiot you can't just bop you can't try that it's literally just opening them up you can't try that what's wrong your bones grew incorrectly what is that no it's not it's the same shit fat girls i have thicker have thicker bones. No, no, no.

If you eat crazy pinch, if your shit look like that, even then you can. Like if it's an obtuse angle? Even if you have a club foot,

I think you can fix it. Stretch it a little. What's a club foot? A club foot? Yeah. It's like Kaiser Soze. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

Got you. He fixed it. He fixed that shit mad easy. Easily, right? He made a fucking choice. Get a lacrosse ball. He made a choice. He got found not guilty one Yeah. Got you. He fixed it. He fixed that shit mad easy. Easily, right? He made a fucking choice. Get a lacrosse ball. He made a choice.

He got found not guilty one time. That shit straightened right up. Work it out a little. You got some tightness. All right, guys. All right, guys. That's it. We love y'all.

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