Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Drake “Green Lights” Andrew Tate, Kanye is ULTIMATE Troll, & Toronto Arena Sold Out

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Yerrrr, the boys had to discuss someone selling out Toronto, Drake's new album's reception, NYC's accent problem, some wild stories involving family and much much more. INDULGE. 00:00 Well done Drake + new album 03:34 Green light to get Andrew Tate 05:42 Akaash is loving petty Drake 07:13 Drake is male Kim K 09:44 Kanye’s “Yews” + talking yourself out of trouble 14:44 Drake’s shots at Ri-Ri 16:21 NY v Toronto accent 19:51 Alexx wanted more from Drake 20:33 Best American accent for MEN 22:37 Miles LOVES dumb girls & rizzing Mark’s sister 32:50 Mark’s “traditional” family 33:35 Raptors couldn’t get in + Dov’s in love w/ his COUSIN 39:39 Alexx’s cousin loving + Dov’s hot family 42:22 Mark’s sisters hanging out in their undies 52:47 Taylor Swift Jet conspiracy + freezing bodies 55:27 Disney fighting for the Mouse + Naked Family Chronicles 01:07:53 Cowboys got RINSED by 49ers 01:10:49 Dame to Bucks + Knicks need Jimmy Butler + signatures shoes 01:17:12 Beckham doc, hotter than Ronaldo + Posh Spice is cool 01:27:27 Will Ferrell DJing + everyone loves him 01:29:21 PSY’s entrance is crazy + Puerto Ricans keeping Mark up 01:33:24 Dillon’s gonna fight - predictions 01:40:21 Pressure is all on Logan

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we got a boys episode. Listen, Drake dropped an album, okay? Also sold out two shows at Scotiabank Arena. What? That's an amazing accomplishment. Bro, fuck! A lot of people, bro.

That is a lot of people, man. Congrats to Drake. Listen, shout out to Drake for selling two shows at Scotiabank Arena. Congratulations. Let's go, man. That was incredible. What an amazing thing that he did, man. He should be very proud of himself.

Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Not many people can do that. No, they can't. And you've got to work incredibly hard. Verified air. He must have had a great team of support around him to achieve that. Must have.

And an incredible fan base that really wanted to see him win. Great openers, probably, also. Absolutely incredible openers. That's what I meant by team. But if you want two compliments, sure, you can have it. Yeah, we need that. You know what I mean? I'm just saying.

I'm talking about Drake, dude. Yeah, it's just a Drake thing. Obviously, we're talking about Drake, yeah. So he absolutely killed that. Now, the album comes out? I'm just saying. I'm talking about Drake, dude. Yeah, yeah. It's just a Drake thing. Obviously, we're talking about Drake, yeah. So he absolutely killed that. Now, the album comes out. I will say this. He's been in the top of the music game for 10 years. Okay?

10 years? Is that what you're saying? At least 15. For the last five to seven, he's got it on lock. Yeah. The pressure of putting out a project, and every single time if it doesn't go number one, it's a failure. Yeah. It's unbelievable.

And he drops a lot. And he drops a lot. Now, Kendrick is dropping less and he's, I think, it's a different approach to an album per se, but he's dropping a lot. to an album per se, but he's dropping a lot. And if it's not number one, it is a failure. And everybody is chomping at the bit to say, oh, he fell off or, oh, he's not what he used to be. Oh, it's not good enough, etc. While also innovating. I think I understand why the criticism comes out because nobody can conceptualize what he's going through. Nobody has empathy for what he's going through. And nobody can put themselves in that mind state of the pressure of having to be number one, amazing, phenomenal every single time or you're a failure.

And appeasing such a wide base of fans now. He's so mainstream now. So I think the knee-jerk reaction to any time the person who's on top puts out a project is to find the things that you don't like in it. And I think we've seen a lot of that, right? The person who's on the way up, you're finding everything about it that you see promising. Why are they the GOAT?

Yeah, he's next. This is the thing. This is why he's so good. Look at his flow on that. You're looking at the few good songs on that Up and Comers album and not looking at any of the misses. When you're at the top,

if there's two misses, you're going, man, but those are whack. What's going on? So I think, I wonder if he's aware of this and going back and forth with people online simply as a marketing tool, because I don't see him going back and forth online if he's not dropping. But now that he's dropping, he's back and forth with everybody. So I wonder if he's doing it as a marketing tool or if he's going through the insane vulnerability of putting out a finished product and then you just have to wait for the reaction. Music ain't comedy. Comedy, we go up and we workshop jokes. We know if a joke ain't working or it is. By the time we drop our special, we're aware of it. Music is,

I think I know how to make this music and I finished making it and I'm putting it out and fucking fingers crossed. Yeah. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. So there's part of me that goes, okay, he's just going back and forth

for marketing. And then there's another part of me that's just like, nah, this is fucking vulnerable as hell. But we've never seen that from him before. Going back and forth? Yeah. Nah. He's calculated in the comments.

I mean, he's going ham on it now. Andrew Tate did this thing about how can you be a man from Canada? How can you call yourself a man? Yo, that is hilarious. And he was in the comments on this. That is fucking hilarious. Yeah, he did a whole rant about it. And Drake is in the comments on this. That is fucking hilarious. Yeah, he did a whole rant about it. And Drake is in the comments on this blog from Toronto, Keep Sick Solid, I think it's called.

And he goes, green light with a smiley face, but also green light. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You don't think it's happening? I don't know. I don't think it's happening. But what about the people that do that kind of behavior for him? I mean, he's got to have protection to be in the rap game.

Well, to your point, if it's calculated. You're a Texas boy. You don't believe in Jake Prince? I do, but I don't think he is going to publicly say green light and then it's a green light. Of course. You know what I mean? No, but all of his super fans or people who want to get in good with him, I can see them easily being like, oh, shit, he put that message out there. Let's try to get in his favor.

Now I curry favor from Drake by handling business. Yeah. Yeah. That's usually how it works. Yeah. The head dude doesn't have to, like, call you up and say, yo, get, you know, finish that guy. He just goes, man, this guy's a real inconvenience. Yeah.

Yeah. Just a little subtle. This guy's real frustrating. It would be a shame if anything happened to him. But you've got to get out to him. Where's Andrew Tate? He's still in Romania? I think so. On house arrest, if I'm not mistaken. You could get a Romanian, though. Drake could get a Romanian. Who's going to Romania, though?

The Romanians. He just needs one bar. I mean, he got the Czechoslovakians and the Yugoslavians ready to go. He gave them one bar and I see, he got the Czechoslovakians and the Yugoslavians ready to go. He gave them one bar, and I see him posting like crazy. Yugoslavia don't even exist no more. Every country that used to be part of

Yugoslavia is charged to fuck up. You know those boys don't play around. I think that's who he hires to take out Tate. Bro, if Drake kills Andrew Tate, yo. He's back to being a bro if drake kills andrew tate yeah that's hilarious yo he's back to being a feminist hero yeah women are gonna love him for all the dogs for all the bitches bro that's what it is

whoa what a crazy do you finally put some respect on Drake? Oh, I'm loving this Drake. I've always said, look, he's probably the greatest rapper ever. He's just not for me because I'm a fucking virgin. Yeah. Who didn't try to go out there and fuck everybody. Oh, so you just don't relate to that. I just don't relate to the music. I can't live through it.

But I can live through a billionaire who's like, who wants the smoke? I'm going to fuck all of you in the comment. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to go on this guy's comment. Because that's exactly what you would do. Because that's what I would do. That's exactly what i would do i'm loving this new drake okay so you like the some people call it petty you like petty drink i'm petty and this guy's a billionaire and still petty i love that now do you think it's calculated or do you think it's

i do think it's i think he knows this is it's good promo so it is a little calculated he's like i want to say it fuck them and also it's good promo so he justifies the emotion of wanting to say it there's nothing holding him back now he's like fuck who the fuck is this podcaster talking shit about me i'm gonna fuck i want to leave a comment and then the logical side it's like yo that guy might not be worth it he's like yo fuck that this is actually promo for me so let's win win oh yeah let me say whatever i want to say dance dance dance yeah now's the time like shake shit up cause the controversy and to your point man when you're on top for a decade plus it's like everybody's gonna have something to say yeah i think one thing he has though is i realize drake fans are male swifties male beehive whatever Like when you're a Drake stan, you ride for that motherfucker

so hard. Yeah. And that's another incentive to talk shit to people because my fans are going to put a battery in my back. Is Drake like the male Kim Kardashian? And I say that in terms of No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on now. He got some hips

on him. I'm with you on that too, Drake. Hold on a second He got some hips on him. I'm waiting on that too, Drake. Hold on one second. And I say that in terms of Kim is probably the greatest influencer in history to women, right? Literally has changed the way women's faces look around the world, right? Changed the way their bodies have looked. They are all emulating her. You can go to any country in the world and there are women that kind of look like Kim.

Yeah. Right? Changes the way women use makeup, everything. Drake has an aesthetic that guys are copying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You see guys that are... What?

What aesthetic? You don't think guys are trying to look like Drake? No. I feel like everybody clowns him and they say he can't dress. Not clothing. Like what? Haircut, beard. Haircut, beard.

Oh, maybe. I just haven't noticed it. Honestly, I swear to God, I'm not even capping him. Can you look at Al's face right now? I swear to God, I'm not capping him. He's got his glasses and his beard trying to look as much as he can like Drake. You mean just having a beard? Yeah, beards weren't cool until Drake. Nails? Nail polish? Nail polish. You trying to look as much as he can like Drake. You mean just having a beard? Yeah, beards weren't cool until Drake.

Nail polish? Nail polish. You trying to look like Drake? Now I see what we're doing. You trying to be Drake right now? Everything I did first. Okay, okay. You trying to be Drake, bro?

You're right, you're right. Well, tell me what you thought of the album from your boy. Bro, I was dressed like this right now. Yo. Come on, dude. Oh, my God. You've been trying to be Drake for the last three years, Al. You went to Burning Man once.

That's a way. You had a religious experience, okay? And then you tried to turn into motherfucking Drake. That is Drake. Or wait a minute. That is Drake. That is true. So, okay, maybe Al disagrees,

but I do think you could say that he has had a physical influence on the way people look. Like, I think people are trying to kind of emulate the Drake look in the way that Kim has done that for women. What other dude are people trying to look like? I don't think people are trying to look like Kendrick. There was a time where people were influenced by the way Jay-Z, not even the way Jay-Z dressed, but the way he told people to not dress. This is clothing more than facial whatever, but I think the biggest impact on the way dudes look

is Kanye, rap-wise. Kanye wears something, we wear something. So as much as I want to, I don't want to take shots at this guy that everybody knows I kind of hate on, that I have to give to Kanye. And I can't give that to Drake. You're backing Kanye right now?

On this weekend? How the hell are you going to do it? Of all weekends, bro. You're going to side with Kanye? Dude, I'm sorry. He sides with the you. You guys. You guys know what use is. Kanye fired some trademarks.

Filed some trademarks. Filed. Yeah, sorry. Filed some trademarks. Filed some trademarks. Filed, yeah, sorry. Filed some trademarks for use. Y-E-W-S. That, does anybody know? We don't know, but it's fire. Why is it fire? I don't know, it's fire.

We know it's fire. Maybe he's just from Philly. Use guys. Use guys. Do you think that it's possible that Kanye, okay, Kanye has this thing about him where even though you're like, he's so fucking annoying, he'll do things that make you laugh. Yes. There's this thing about him that is undeniably like charming. Yeah. Okay.

Even though he's annoying and can say the worst shit, he can also just say something in an instant that makes you just start laughing. Got that Trump thing. Yeah. Okay. Do you think people with that level of charm and likability, they're not actually sociopaths. They just know that whatever trouble they get themselves into, they can get themselves out of in a heartbeat. So they stop worrying about what they say. Because they know that it's like a hot chick.

It's like, I can be bitchy, but you're going to fuck me. You know what I mean? You know what's crazy? I do a podcast with a guy like that. It's really crazy, actually. That's the greatest compliment you've ever given me. Thank you so much. Tour announcement. The Life Tour

is coming back to the United States of America, baby, Okay? We got three shows that go on presale today. If you're watching this on Tuesday, Tuesday, 10 a.m., Chicago, Boston, Washington, D.C. Those three cities go on sale today, 10 a.m. The presale code is Andrew. You can get it at my website, theandrewschultz.com. I will see you guys there.

Also, we're coming to Europe. As you are watching this, we're probably on a flight to Europe. We'll see you there in Dublin. We added another show in Manchester. See you there in Glasgow. We'll see you there in Amsterdam. We'll see you there in London. And then we're going out to Abu Dhabi. Appreciate y'all so much. And then of course, after that, Australia, theandrewschultz.com for all those tickets. Love you guys. Appreciate y'all so much. And then, of course, after that, Australia, theandrewschultz.com for all those tickets. Love you guys. Appreciate y'all. Peace.

Also, guys, I am still on tour. October 27th through 29th, I'm gonna be in Atlanta, Georgia. I haven't been there in almost two years. Can't wait to come back. Portland, Oregon, December 1st and 2nd. I am not looking forward to being there, but I am gonna be in your shit city. So if you wanna reprieve from that godforsaken hellhole that you live in, Oregonians, come to my shows December 1st and 2nd.

Also December 8th, New Orleans, Louisiana. And again, this is important, December 17th through 19th, I'm in the UK. The London tickets are almost sold out. I think Glasgow is as well. So hurry up and buy those tickets and more at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. It is true, though. Like, Kanye's trolling a whole religion.

And normally when someone trolls a religion, it's terrorism. Yes. It's like racist. We're just like, oh, he's a troll. He's trolling an entire ethnic group. We're just like, ah, this guy. It's kind of wild. It's a wacky troll.

He's just... Imagine if Dylan was posting wild shit about the Virgin Mary. Yeah, exactly. That's what this is essentially. Oh. Literally. Yeah. I mean what it is essentially. Yeah, literally. Yeah. I mean, what a challenge.

Like, is that in this, you know how like his comedians were like, okay, what is a taboo topic that you can't joke around about? Okay, I want to write a joke about that. There's like a challenge to it,

right? Is he? You've always kind of said that about Kanye, that he wants to lose black people and then win them back. I want to say with this, Dominic. Is he trying to lose always kind of said that about Kanye, that he wants to lose black people and then win them back. I want to say with the dominance. Is he trying to lose Jews and win them back?

Maybe. Because they're much less forgiving. Black people forgive, especially if you're funny. Is he testing his charm on Jews? He's like, who is the least? They're like, never forget. And he's like, we'll see. This is his greatest undertaking, yeah.

You know that bit... Because he knows he can get white people back. He just has to hate Jews. Bro, is that what he's doing? Is he just playing like a game of pinball with like pissing groups off and then winning them over by hating on other groups? Maybe.

Whoa. Yeah, dude. You saw the video he did with the toes what happened the pedicure i had to turn the volume on i was like i can't do this that's that's your threshold that's your bar no subtitle it yeah come on dude we need this just getting a pedicure and then in the middle of pedicure he goes i'm done and the woman's like oh but it's i'm not i didn't do the buffer he goes i'm done and she was oh no but just sit down he He goes, they're my toes. They're my toes.

So, nothing. They're my toes. Didn't that, what's all the documentary footage that leaked from the 2018 unreleased documentary? He's just shitting on everyone, dude. It's like what Drake

is doing publicly, he's doing privately. Yeah. He's just going at everybody. I forget who, but he takes that. He said Cardi B was a plant. Yeah,

Cardi B was an industry plant. Yeah. He went at a bunch of people. Do you believe in the Drake Rihanna shit shit that he was taking shots at rihanna what do you think yeah 100 yeah and what do you think too close i mean he's a petty motherfucker he is do you think he's upset that he's not with her that's what it sounds like that is what it reads like yeah right but he's got to be aware of that. Because I think when she first announced she was pregnant, didn't he unfollow

ASAP or something like that? Oh, yeah. I vaguely remember that. And he said he smashed. Yes. Yeah. He just, wow. Brianna's been with some rappers, though. That's not like a crazy... Like Meek, I'm pretty sure.

Remember when Meek, I'm pretty sure. Remember when Meek and Chris Brown and Drake got in that whole thing? At the club, they started fighting. The rumor was it was over Rihanna. All of them fighting over Rihanna? Remember they were throwing bottles and shit like that. Drake's team was throwing bottles at Chris Brown. It was this whole brawl.

I think Meek tweeted something like, these girls are for the game. They're not for you or whatever. So the rumor was Meek got with her. Drake got with her. Chris Brown had obviously publicly been with her. So Rihanna got the most firebox on the planet. Yeah, of course. Three superstars fighting each other in a club.

Yeah. The same girl they all fucked. Pre-ASAP. Wow. So you could say Rihanna's been with dudes, but I think she'd be like, yeah, but I run that. Yo. And she chose Rocky, man. She chose Rocky.

Damn. She don't need your money. She's a billionaire on her own. Drake might be a billionaire. She's publicly a billionaire. Yeah. Got a fucking company that could be on Forbes one day. What you gonna tell me?

I like who I like. New York swag, bro. Can't be beat. The box is magic. That's Rocky, though. Keep talking shit about our accent. Keep talking shit about our accent. The worst accent. Yo, haters, because they don't have our fucking accent. You saw it. They said- But they talk about our accent. Keep talking shit about our accent. The worst accent.

Yo, haters, because they don't have our fucking accent. You saw it. But they talk about the women. Did you hear this? They talk about the women. Now, hold up, hold up, hold up. You just made a lot of sense. Can you explain what's going on right now?

They're saying the ugliest accent is New York accent, but they're talking about the women with the New York accent. And can we just keep it a buck? Can we just keep it a buck and be like, they right. New York women, cut that shit out. Stop trying to talk like this. Toronto girls with the Toronto accent.

That one girl, you saw that one? You made me sick to my stomach. You made me sick, fam. You leave your moms in the snow, fam. That makes me sick. That makes me sick. Gotta waste these youths, fam. That shit was hard. I know. You gotta bring that shit up. no fam that makes me sick that makes me sick gotta waste these youths that's the drake influence though that is drake i mean you did the joke about us but like drake changed the way canadians talk

it's true that's wild it is true oh whatever influence drake got here 10x in canada 100% he runs canada that's prime minister No one here is talking like that. No, you hear people be like, oh, Tings, you know. Oh, that's sliding in. There's a couple of Tings at the club. That's what Top Boy made me realize. No, no, no. Hold on, hold on. This is the crazy thing. It comes

from British slang, but Drake is the reason why it's being used here. So he didn't start it, but he influenced it. Yeah, I give this nigga too much credit. It's Kim Kardashian with cornrows. No way, no way. I'm telling you, ASAP has more fucking influence than Drake.

In terms of what? Like, you walk down Soho, there's a bunch of ASAPs walking around. I'm just saying, I just fly. So, yeah. Today wasn't the day. so yeah today wasn't a day today wasn't a day it was a light one

I mean you still put together but it's not ASAP you can't be like you influenced me I know I know yeah you look like you go to Yale stop it

bro it's a compliment it's a compliment it's an Ivy League school only you would be upset you look smart and educated. I'm not educated. Fuck you, bro.

Sorry, what do you think an understudy is? That's an acting term for the guy that's going to take your role. That would be your TA. That's what the fuck I meant. You dumb motherfucker. You don't even know the fucking term. You don't look like you know a year, bro. I'll take that back immediately.

Okay, bring this. Can't let my Bob slide. What I don't like is if the business Is true that you left Your moms in the hood Somebody go smoke that ute You don't leave your moms nowhere You have money and you left your moms there Yo you're sick to my stomach fam

But if it's not true Yo you're sick to my stomach fam That's gotta be the worst accent. That's awful. Right? That's awful. For a girl to have. No, no.

New York is still worse. No, no, no. You never heard a girl say, suck my dick in a New York accent? Bro, it's bad. Obviously, we have not. That's a comment y'all never had? No. Oh, God.

Brooklyn, like a real Brooklyn girl. It's crazy. Or a Bronx. I don't even know how they have sex with them girls. Suck my dick. No, you suck my dick. Suck my dick from the back. Yo, it's too much, bro. I'm telling you, the New York female accent, when they really lean in, like an Italian girl from Brooklyn, is crazy.

Do they do that in bed still, you think? Yeah. That's how they still talk even while they're fucking? Yes, bro. Yeah, you know the area in Brooklyn, bed still? No, is that how they talk while you're in bed? Like, still?

Do they keep the accent while they fuck it? Look at you whack bars like Drake right now. Why you hitting on your man? Nah, but I'm telling you, this album was light. What did you want from it?

I just want more rapping. Like, it was just too slow. The whole album is rapping. No, it's not. It's like a fucking R&B album for the most part. That's also fire. So it's just not for me. It's not a bad album. It's just I like more. Alex gets engaged and It's like a fucking R&B album for the most part. That's also fire. So it's just not for me.

It's not a bad album. It's just I like more. Alex gets engaged and he's like, I hate this soft shit. You know what I mean? That's what happens. I love soft shit. It's too toxic. I haven't changed a man.

That's what I'm saying, bro. Go 10 years ago, like New York now. You used to be a dog, bro. This album used to be for you. You used to be a real dog. Now you a fucking doodle, bro. I'm not a dog anymore. That sucked, man.

Doodle's a dog. Now you a fucking doodle, bro. I'm not a dog anymore. That sucked, man. A doodle's a dog. Fucking retard. Point got him. You got a point. You got me. You got me. You got me. That's a good point.

Okay, what's the worst accent? What's the best accent for dudes? Obviously, New York is the best accent for dudes. No, dude. No. Well, what is it? Nah, you got to give it to the Brits. Nah, I wouldn't say it.

To the what? The Brits. No, I'm saying in America. In America. Okay, I is it? Nah, you got to give it to the Brits. Nah, I wouldn't say. To the what? The Brits. No, I'm saying in America. Okay, I was thinking Brits. Best accent for dudes in America is New York accent. I don't know, that country twang. Oh, country. But you're not listening to that shit all day.

Nah. What if you need directions from somewhere and there's some motherfucker with a goddamn, yeah, like a corncob pipe and he's just, well, make a right by the water mill. That shit sounds fire, actually. Act like it. Be honest. That shit sounds fire. It's pretty good. That's a lot for Alex to say. Watch how disgusting this sounds.

Most people with that accent don't give Al directions like that. Oh, you want some directions? Get the fuck out of here. You just go up on that tree, put your neck in there. Yeah, I don't know about a Southern accent. But which Southern? Because there's some real hee-haw Southern accents that I don't think you're going to.

Like the Appalachian Mountains shit with the banjo. I don't think that that's number one. You want like a suave, like a North Carolina. Like a Nashville. Yeah. Nashville would probably be good. You want something with elegance. Something with a plantation. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't say that. No, no. But not... They don't still make it work. What? They don't still do it. Now it's just a home. It's just a home. That was once. A plantation. Yeah. What? Is that... You want like a Savannah, Georgia. Yeah, exactly. The molasses drawn out. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The molasses drawn out. Yes.

Yeah. That was funny. Vala had to get the mic to be gay. He told me to take the mic. What's your favorite accent? Muslims get confident, dude. Let's go, baby. Valley girl. What?

Valley girl accent. Really? Oh, my God. On women. What? Valley girl accent. Really? Oh, my God. On women. I hate it. On women? On men, it's not as cool. On women.

You like the valley girl accent on men. That's your favorite one. Okay, wait. Your favorite female accent is valley girl? Yeah. Are you being dead serious with this? I can't do it. They're just hot.

I would do New York over valley girl. They're just hot. A girl with a valley girl accent's hot. It hurts my ears for real. Do you like dumb girls? Yeah. So why are you so into Mark's sister? What's the whole deal with that? Explain that, dude. Can we talk

about that? Can we talk about that? Let's talk about it. I got a video. I got so much footage. I got so much footage of Miles talking. So we're in Toronto, okay? There's nine people that got to get into our SUV. We're going from the second show to the after party, okay?

This is kind of your fault for the record. My fault for including you and your family in our SUV? Yeah, I said, hey, we'll get our own over. You said, no, we'll all fit in. Come on, we'll all fit in. Get into the SUV, okay? Seated in front, my wife, the driver. Second row, me, Miles, Mark's mom, Mark's dad.

Backseat, Mark's dad Backseat Mark Shifty Derek Sam There's one more person that needs to fit in I wasn't going to leave my sister in the cold fam I wasn't going to leave her in the cold Make me sick to my stomach fam

Okay so She's got to get in, whose lap is she going to sit on? Miles immediately takes his pants off. Which seemed far. I felt uncomfortable with that. I was like, that's crazy. Dude, I literally saw him adjust his dick and put it above his thigh. Why are you just saying that?

He could have tucked it between and then she'd sit on nothing. It'd be like sitting on pussy, but he actually flipped it up so that there would be bulge. And Miles goes, Emily, you could just sit on my lap. It's not a big deal. He just casually. What do you say?

How'd you say it? I said, do the math, Emily. Where are you going to sit? Where are you going to sit? Oh, that's even worse. Do the math. That's way worse. Do the math.

Do the math. 69. Married men, brother, parents. There was nowhere else. There was nowhere else. That was a sacrifice. there was nowhere else she had to she had to sit on my face i don't know where was she gonna sit okay that's what i'm saying that immediately takes a shot immediately takes a shot oh in the car miles Miles is crazy. Miles' dad immediately goes, Francoise goes, what is he? Oh, yeah, no. Somebody said something about driving on the rubble or something like that.

Oh, yeah, I said, let's take the smooth path. We don't need to go on the bricks. And then Francoise just goes, don't worry. She's not going to feel anything anyway. Oh, damn. Damn. Yeah, he's threatened by you, yo. Damn.

That's why he took that shot. That was his Jordan moment. Took that shit personal. Took that shit personal. And he was just throwing the popcorn up every once in a while. He was throwing a little bit of popcorn up. He got a blue Jew from Dove and shit. He's like, oh, yeah, you're going to remember this one.

You're going to remember this ride. Now, be 100% honest, Miles. During that ride, did you experience any sort of blood rush to your cock? None. Why? That's insulting. No, it's not insulting. That's insulting.

You weren't hard at all. Yeah, I was fully focused on the fact that we needed to get somewhere safely, and we just had a great show. You weren't driving. Okay, with all due respect, with all due respect, did you feel any boom? Just with all due respect. That's with all dueers that's it all just yeah just as all dude we're just saying the respect thing yeah did you just had you done it without respect that would be really pissed off did you did you feel any boom boom no no no you can't do two poos yeah come on that's bordering on that's why i put the third one to take it back. Oh, okay, okay, okay. If you felt any...

Did you feel any? Did you feel any? No, no. With all due respect, no. So you didn't get at all hard? Nope. That's a little disrespectful. I feel like that's worse.

That's making me stick to my stomach. You had Mark's beautiful sister sitting on your lap. She's incredibly nice and kind. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Looks identical your lap. She's incredibly nice. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Looks identical to me. You look like a bitch right now. Okay, I'm just making sure. But not exactly.

We look similar. We're related. Mark got more cranium. I am known for that. You got more cranium. Emily's a beautiful girl. Should we call her up to verify that? No. No.

Hold on. Toronto is awesome. Lala might have a video for us. Oh, fam. Hold on. Hold on. What is this? Yay!

Oh, shit. She got, hold on. Emily got Miles cornered Dude he can't go anywhere He can't go anywhere What is this? Miles leading up on the wall Breakfast club style

Son with the leg up What is this? Miles not even giving her his energy Look at that He's looking off to the distance Is that me or her? I can't Yo with the leg up

It's crazy She has you completely cornered Miles and the Captain Morgan Yo he got the leg up Oh my's crazy. You completely cornered. Miles and the Captain Morgan, yo. He got the leg up. Oh, my goodness. I don't know what time it is. Right there, bang. Come on.

Miles, what exactly is happening? What are you guys talking about right here? He had to let it breathe after that car ride, bro. He's like, God. That's Mark's real sister. What happened? That's my sister, dude. We were just talking about how great Mark did on stage.

She was very funny, and you were very funny. And we just were talking about how great the night was. Nothing else. Why'd she have to corner you on the side of the very funny and you were very funny. And we just were talking about how great the night was. Nothing else. Why'd she have to corner you on the side of the locker room? That's Mark's family shit. I just got cornered. What is that shot for? Why is it a family thing? Why is it generational?

They're corners, dude. There's just one member of Mark's family who was super horny and had you came into a corner of a locker room. Why are you going to put that on the entire family? With all due respect. Yeah, we need, and also, with all due respect. Please.

With all due respect. Horny family. Lots of kids, lots of siblings. That's not. No, with all due respect. That is true. That's not a lie. That is true.

I'm not saying. I'm uncomfortable with this whole game. No, with all due respect, there's a lot of horniness in the family, dude. Okay, that's a good point. With all due respect. No, with all due respect, there's a lot of horniness in family. That's a good point. With all due respect. Okay, with all due respect. So you're trying to say that horniness was pointed in your direction. No, no, no.

I just said as a whole they are. I would never single out any of them. Are you talking about their whole? Why are you talking about the whole? Come on, fam. This guy is crazy. He ain't even with all due respect. He did.

He ain't even with all due respect. I did. He ain't even with all due respect. I already said that. I might have to fucking waste you, fam. You got to hit him with it with all due respect. I did. You got to do it like when Muslims do peace be upon them. You got to hit him with it with all due respect. With all due respect.

Peace be upon you, bro. And your family. With all due respect. I said it a hundred times, bro. Yo, what peace are you putting upon him? Yeah, what peace are you putting on him? Yeah, what piece are you putting on him? You already put a piece

upon him, bro. Son, Ma. Ma, you're a little crazy right now. So you pieced that up with all due respect? With all due respect, you took drugs later that night. I did.

Immediately, yeah. You took drugs later that night. First time in my life I did drugs. Say again? First time in my life I did drugs. That was the first time you've ever done Molly? I've never done any drugs.

Wait, what? I've never smoked weed. You've done alcohol. Yeah, I've done alcohol. It's not a drug, though. That's the gayest shit in ever done Molly? I've never done any drugs. Wait, what? I've never smoked weed. You've done alcohol. Yeah, I've done alcohol. It's not a drug, though. That's the gayest shit in the world. One weekend. Let's do it again.

So Miles did drugs literally seven days ago. Miles did drugs. Seven days later, does Molly again. He's just running back. Back to back. Are you concerned at all? You're quite anxious. Back to back. You saw how he did that. It's awesome. You saw how he did that. He was in a sick.. Are you concerned at all? You're quite anxious. Back to back.

You saw how he did that. It's awesome. You saw how he did that. He was in a six. No, not concerned at all. It was awesome. But I also didn't chase. I'm not a chaser.

What does that mean? You let them come to you. You did let them come. He was chasing someone that night. Once I came down last night, I was like, yeah, I don't want to do it anymore. I just want to go to bed. I didn't have to chase. But it's awesome.

It's a great time. My jaw was going nuts last night. First time like, yeah, I don't want to do it anymore. I just want to go to bed. I didn't have to chase. But it's awesome. It's a great time. My jaw was going nuts last night. First time I've had that problem. Was your jaw crazier here or in Toronto? With all due respect. With all due respect. Last night was way crazier. Damn, that's disrespectful.

I said with all due respect. No disrespect. He did say with all due respect. That's fair. And who were you with last night respect. No disrespect. He did say with all due respect. That's fair. That's fair. And who were you with last time? This shit is cool. With the boys. He does with Lanko.

Oh, the swag. The swag is insane. In a locker room? This is a fucking 80s movie, dude. This guy's a bad guy. And my parents were right there. No, like, that is bold. Bro, that's bold.

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Not like getting married, no. No, not getting married, no? No, not but also Is that with respect or not? With all due respect, would they be okay with a mashada poom poom poom? With all due respect. Just with all due respect.

I have to say with all due respect. No, they don't want anyone to have sex before marriage. That makes sense. But after marriage, then tons of sex. With all due respect. Because marriage is with all due respect. It's as much respect as you have. Yeah, it's totally due.

Alright, well listen. We had some fun while we were in Toronto. Outside of just that, there was a little bit of celebration that involved some molly. Did involve it. Yeah. And before the molly, that involved Somali. Yeah. Did involve it. Yeah. Okay.

And before the Mali, we were having some fun at the shows. This is what I want to hear about. Yeah, Miles has a funny story. So we're doing the shows, obviously, at Scotiabank is where the Raptors play,

and we were in the Raptors locker room. Usually, you get the visitors locker room. But we were in the Raptors locker room. And keep in mind, the season starts like this week. So they all

got their sneakers in there and shit. They had their stuff. So Miles, can you tell a story about... Do you know what I'm talking about? Which one? When the Raptors are trying to get into the locker room. Bro, there's two giant dudes

trying to get into the locker room. Their locker room. Their names are on the wall. And they have to come up to me and be like, another security guard comes up to me. He's like, hey, we just want to get the Raptors back in their locker room. We're wondering if that's okay with you. And I was like, it's theirs, dude.

It's theirs. And then the president of the Raptors wanted to get in. And they also had to ask our team if he could use certain doors. How insane is this? That's amazing. How insane is this? That's so cool. Dude, you run Toronto.

No. Not at all. Trust me, not at all. But I just thought that's hysterical. Like, this is your place of work. Your name is on the fucking lockers. Yeah. And you want to go in, and then someone stops you.

And they're like— Not someone. Miles. Yeah, Miles. Miles is doing security. You're like a sub-DC for the night and they got to ask, can I just go to my place real quick in my closet and I left something in there. They did Airbnb the place. They just needed to grab something.

It's kind of annoying. It'd be like if this studio became a basketball court for one weekend out of the year. Then we'd come and be like, oh, they're playing basketball. Sorry guys, we shouldn't have grabbed a microphone. It is crazy. Any wild stories for you guys from Toronto? I thought Dove fell in love. Bro, Dove is there with

this beautiful woman. Beautiful woman. At one point, she's sitting on his lap. Wait, which one? Damn, love was in the air, huh? At one point, she's sitting on his lap. He's caressing her shoulder. i'm like i'm asking her i'm like is that girl jewish and then everybody's like oh yeah yeah she's jewish she's jewish and i'm like where the hell is she from and then someone's like i actually think she's even moroccan i'm like this is like perfect right and um

and it was his cousin. So we actually went a little too close but they were caressing and loving and there was just this beautiful familial experience that we were witnessing. Maybe that's what Dove needs, dude. That's also true. That's what I told

Dove. Love is close for him, bro. It's under his nose. It's right there. It doesn't have, bro. It's under his nose. It's right there. It doesn't have to be close to be under his nose. Also, good point. The point that I'm trying to make here is that we were sitting at this bar watching this. We were sitting at this bar watching this, and Mark goes,

I say something to Mark, and he goes, I'm sorry, I'm a little distracted. I'm like, why? He goes, I'm just watching Dove about to fuck his cousin. It's hard to talk about anything else. It's really difficult. We're at a pizza place later that night. We bring it up. Okay?

Okay, Mark, set this up. We bring it up. Yeah, and basically we're just like, oh yeah, Dove, what's the situation with your cousin? She was sitting on your lap and he was being respectful. He didn't put his hand on her waist. No, do you have the picture? Do you have the picture? He just tucked his hand.

So she's sitting on the lap, but he realized it's a little too far to like caress the hip or anything. So his hand is just broke wristed like that, hanging off the side of the chair. So he doesn't do what his body is telling him to do, which is wrap her up and secure and protect her. And then procreate. I thought you guys were joking that that was his cousin. No. I swear to God, I thought he was joking. This is why you white people are weird.

We visit each other twice a year, okay? You don't understand what. Hey, I promise. I promise. Can I just say one thing? Can I just say one thing? This is all I'm trying to say here is for the longest, as long as I've known Dove, I've said that his family members have an uncanny resemblance. I can spot.

I can spot. I'm not even touching. Hold on a second. I can spot a man from a mile away. And you can smell him from two. Two. That's true. I can spot from a mile away.

Okay? And I've always joked to them. I was like, that's because there was probably a more concentrated gene pool, right? You're from the fucking Atlas Mountains and stuff like that. I joke around, this is jokes. We're all joking.

When I saw that. Yo, duh. Look at that hand. That hand is limped down. But what does it want? Nothing. I officiated her wedding. This is my cousin.

She's a mom. She's wonderful. We're family. We're close, we're close He was in the wrong position Does anyone object? We were just goofing and we were like Yeah, isn't that a little wild?

You wouldn't let your sister sit on your lap You wouldn't let your sister sit on your lap And then Dove goes Oh, hell no And then Dove and Tanya at the exact same time go it's different than a cousin and Mark and I just go

what the fuck not today what the fuck we go what do you mean it's different than your cousin and he goes it's just different mean it's different than your cousin? And he goes, it's just different. Like, you can sit on your cousin's lap.

Yeah, I got a female cousin I'm very close to. We're not sitting on each other's lap. What about sitting on a mouth? Would you put it on? Oh, that's crazy. With all due respect, say it. With all due respect. With all due respect. With all due respect.

That was late. That was late. With all due respect, would you let her put that pound cake on you? No, no. With all due respect, with all due respect. That was late. That was late. With all due respect, would you let her put that pound cake on you? No, no. With all due respect. No chance. Dove would.

I would not. Dove, would you sleep with your cousin? No. Is this slow Tuesday today? What do you guys want to talk about? No, but I need some

explanation. Don't act like you're better than this. You tried to bang at a family reunion. Nah, but that's three cousins away. That's different. That's different.'s three cousins away. That's different.

That's different. I'm with that. That's different. Hold on, I forgot. Al did try to have sex with one of his cousins. Yes. That was, it's like barely. Guys, we're friends.

There you go. Take us through it. Take us through it. It might have been three away, but if it was two? She was bad enough. She was bad. You shoot it, right? You shoot it. She was bad enough to do it. Now, now, now. But bad enough. You shoot it, right? You shoot it.

She was bad enough to do it. But that, if it's one. If it's one away. First cousin. She's Rihanna, but she's your cousin. With all due respect. With all due respect, you wouldn't rearrange your cousin's guts. We don't have a bunch of Riri's popping out.

We don't need that. We haven't won Rihanna already. I think cousins get away with it. I don't think genetically it makes it that bad. Nah, I'm good. It's too close. Guys, are you going to- We just saw this stunningly beautiful woman sitting on your lap. None of us knew it was your cousin.

Yeah. I had a suspicion. You've met my cousin before. No, your cousin's beautiful. Stunning. I understand why. His whole family is fucking stunning. Yeah, they're gorgeous.

With all due respect, think about it. Imagine you're from this small little community in the Atlas Mountains, and everywhere else you go, people are uglier. Gross. The most beautiful people, objectively. Okay, argument, argument. Can we just make the whole argument? We're living in Bedouin tents,

and don't you want to sit on a lap instead of on the ground? That's the argument. I want to leave with that one. This is not genetics, dude. He's got to make it genetic. It was the tents. They got him.

It was the tents because your hard dick is way more comfortable. You were pitching a tent. You were pitching a tent. You were pitching a tent, actually. No, but I think you bring up a good point, which is obviously laying on each other is going to be a little more comfortable. But you also have to understand,

your family is so unbelievably attractive. It's insane how stunningly beautiful every person in your family is. Why would you want to fuck people outside your family? We don't. We don't. That's why. You don't want to. We don't. We don't. You don't want to. We don't. They all go for the white Jews.

How do you walk in and out? We make the Russians and the Moroccans. I told you this for years. It's hetzy-hetzy. It doesn't work. I don't think you realize what you said. Oh, I do. It doesn't matter.

I was already spinning. Jesus. Oh, man. Wait, but then, so if it's nothing sexual, then why can't your sister sit on your lap? It's not a sister thing. It would be, but my sisters and I have always just, like, just like, we barely hug each other. But we hug each other now. We're very close.

How close? It's just how we grew up. Lap to lap close? You're like, what? Mark, you want to talk about you and your sisters? Oh, yeah. Mark, you want to talk about you and your sisters? Oh, yes. Mark, you want to talk about you and your sisters? He wasn't in the room, but this is where I go.

It wasn't me. I wasn't trying to want to take my sister. I wasn't trying to bang my fam. With all due respect, though. This is with all due respect. With all due respect, I once in Miami, I walked in, and everyone, they were in their underwear. And Mark was just around, hanging and not saying anything, just talking normally. And I went upstairs.

Let's go! Let's go! God, I'll tell you bomb this conversation. Let's go. Israel, fight it back! Israel, fight it back! We didn't call him off. What are you talking about?

I don't understand. I walked in and I was just like barely covered up. Everyone was there. Doug starts taking off his clothes. He's like, was Mark naked? I didn't know it was a Florida thing. What happened?

With all due respect, Mark's getting a little red. You're getting a little red right now. I've never seen anyone spin out of the spin like this ever in the history of flagrant. That was good. We literally had cousins. We had cousins

fucking locked on guns. Yeah. And somehow he switched into this. He kissed his cousin. Nah. He tried to come back. Don't worry.

It's too desperate. No, but what is it? Nah, but Miles is here just throwing crime. Like, what was that? They're close. I'm close to my cousins. You're close to your sisters.

I get it. Okay, so wait. Can you explain what was going on? Explain. I truly don't know what you're talking about. Are you talking about us at the pool? No. What are you talking about?

Where was he? Come on. Look at him. I don't know if he's telling the truth or not, but it's fantastic. Look at his face. He's like, come clean. I don't want to embarrass him too much.

It was wild, though. You can share all the details. Yep. Let's go. Flo's yours. It means. I don't want to embarrass him too much. It was wild, though. You can share all the details. Yep. Let's go. Flo's yours. Fuck. That means your sisters were in bra and underwear upstairs in your apartment

and you weren't saying anything. Was I there? Dude, you were there. The cat was there. Everyone could see it. What was the cat word? The cat was looking away. No.

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? You can't carpet Mark like that. Head back here. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Wow. Can you explain what the hell is going on?

Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, so you're just going to straight cap right now? So somebody just straight lied. My family is into nudity. Who do you think's lying? The guy that fucks his cousin? Trying to get out of a spin cycle? As red as you were, son.

I'm joking. I thought he was going to say something crazy. I didn't know what he was talking about. Yeah, he's like, it's normal. It's not normal for everybody to walk around there and do it. The fact that you don't think he said anything crazy makes me know you did that. You think that's normal.

What is normal? No one in my family walks around in their underwear. It's not a real story. What is consent all over again? Mark, no. Mark, no.

Mark, we got to get you out of this. I know, dude. Mark, with all due respect, tell us about the seance. Just explain what was happening, Mark. Please. What was going on? What has happened? How did you get out of the lot?

He left. He walked away. This is so good. Oh, my God. Hold on, hold on. He's not. Just explain what he might be describing. Is it possible you all came back from the pool? I'm assuming we all went to the pool, and then he's scandalized by women having rights.

And then when he saw women in a bikini, he was like, oh, my God. He's gay. He's gay. He's gay. He's gay. He's gay. He empowers women the most. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dove?'s gay. He's gay. He empowers women the most. Dove?

Yeah. I don't know if he empowers women the most. Come on, using them. Yeah, as comrades? I don't know if that's empowering. That's very empowering. I don't think f***ing f***ing f***ing is empowering. You know what I mean?

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. What? What the hell? It's not building a strong case. I mean, does he have a defense? Oh, I guess he does. Oh, my God. Mark, this is insanity. Whoa. it's not building a strong case I mean does he have a defense oh my god Mark

this is insanity Jesus Mark is a fucking savage I want no beef you guys be shooting the way you guys react makes it seem like it's true I was just joking you guys are crazy

I don't know why you guys reacted like that that was wild okay so so we just You guys are crazy. Wait a minute. Yeah, I don't know why you guys reacted like that. That was wild. Okay, so. So we just. And we're back. Whoa, what do you mean we're back? We're not back. I think we bleeped a few, but we're still in.

We're still in. We're definitely still in. Okay, so. So, so, so, so. So you think Dove just saw you guys all waking up and it just so happened you were in the room together eating Cheerios or something like that, right? There's not like, you know, peace be upon I mean, with all due respect. With all due respect.

With all due respect. That's probably what he saw. Yeah, probably. I don't think the scandal is we run your siblings in a bathing suit. I don't know why this is a topic. I like how you tried to switch it to bathing suits. We know underwear bathing suits. Yeah. Two different things, buddy.

I agree. Yeah. I've never seen Marshall. I know, I know. I'm trying to shoot Dove in his fucking floor. I'm trying to think how to get out of a lie. You know what I mean? I don't know.

Oh, I got you. You're calculating. So sometimes you beat it with a bigger lie, which is what you went for. Yeah. Or. That was just so wildly specific. You lean in. Yeah.

It wasn't even salacious. Yeah. It's just like, there was some weird shit I said that I kept to myself. Your sisters are staying with you? Of course you're going to be in underwear at one point in time. No. They're staying with you? Mm-hmm.

Not going to sleep in jeans? Mm-hmm. I don't know if I was in the room for that if they were in underwear. Dove might have been. Dove was creeping around the apartment a lot. Like whenever my favorite girl, he would kinda like be around and like be sort of like lurking. So maybe the girls were all in underwear together. Yeah, and then Dove might have been in the window.

And like, or maybe in the door, I don't know where he was. But if you were there, would they all be dressed in that way or? Mm-hm. So that's totally cool. No, no. They would not have been in underwear necessarily. What is happening? He's trying to help you. I'm saying nothing. Al's saying

nothing. He's lobbing you nothing. They wouldn't... You wouldn't be around them in bra and underwear. Hey, Miles, would you care to contribute? Yeah, Mark, you can pin it on me. This is good. Bring it back to me. Why are you always trying to fuck yourself? Miles just finished having sex with Mark's whole family.

That's fucking disrespect. Miles is trying to get my sloppy seconds, bro. It's chill, dude. What the hell? What's wrong with this guy? It's all due respect, bro. It's all due respect, dude. I got to be honest.

Buddy, you're weird. Yeah, I know. I'm telling you. The South and the U's, bro. Different people, bro. Different people. Oh, my God. I've never seen Marcus uncomfortable.

I know. This is wild. It's all right. I've been uncomfortable like this. It's okay. My fucking sisters walk around the underwear. I was this uncomfortable. It's not that bad.

I can't believe Dove never brought this up until now. He was waiting. He had it just in the top. They're smart, these guys. They're smart. That's why I'm like, yo, no beef. Because if he got shit like that waiting, he's got a fire on him.

Go get Dove, please. I've been texting him. But we're not going to talk about anything else like that. No. Nothing. That was crazy. He ran nothing. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was the greatest moment in his life.

I've never seen anything like that. He held on to that. He needs to make that a clip. For 20 years. He never even told me that privately. He never was like, yo, you ever go upstairs in Mark's place? The whole family's in there. That's a great friend.

What's up? Did something happen in Israel? No. No. No. No. Come back up. Okay.

Yo, what's up? No, no, no. Mark, we're not talking about what you saw in Mark's place. Yeah, no. We're not talking about that. Sports. What are we talking about? What sport was it?

What sport? What sport? What sport? What sport? With all due respect, what sport? No, there were no sports. Nothing happened, guys. Comedy. Let's just talk about it.

What's the topic today, guys? Why did you call me back in? No, because we just wanted you to be able to steer us in a different direction. You threw out a grenade, a crazy grenade. Yeah. Right? And ran away. And then you ran away.

So we need to just make sure that we right the ship. Right the ship. Okay. So you acknowledge that you did not see his family in underwear together. Don't say that word, bro. What the hell? I was hearing crazy things in the other room, though. What do you mean? I don, though. What do you mean?

I don't know. What do I mean? Oh. Goddamn. You got more? Goddamn. How long were you sitting on this experience with Mark's family without telling us? I'm a private guy.

You never told me that once. I'm a private guy. I keep business here. Why did you share it on the podcast? He's very not private. How do you wait two years? You could have just been like yo did you ever go up there i wasn't a cousin fucker two years ago i guess so you are now though that's kind of wild love fucking cousins that is how you handle it

you should have said slumber party if that's what had said, I think you're off scot-free. Yeah. But the cousin fucking thing is fire, dude. Mm-hmm. You know. You know. With all due respect. All due respect.

With all due respect. I don't really think that you would have sex with one of your cousins. No. You know that I don't even want to date a Moroccan. I want to spread my Moroccan-ness around. Because they're Jewish, not because they're your cousins. No, no, no. I want to make nice. You want a white Jew. I want a half- Moroccan-ness around. Because they're Jewish, not because they're your cousin. No, no, no. I want to make nice.

You want a white Jew. I want a half-ski baby. Oh. Is it Jewish and Jewish? All right, fair. Okay, listen. Why are you laughing? Dude, that laugh is so sinister.

It really is. It's like we were about to move away, but the fact that he's laughing, it's like, well, we gotta dig into this a little bit. And when he's laughing at you, it's the worst. It really pierces. So that was just a really fun 20 minutes. It really was.

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This girl on TikTok I saw do it. Did you hear about this? I didn't hear about it either. This is fire. So, you know, she was at the jet game, right? Yeah And you know the big knock on Taylor Swift Is she fronts like she's this environmentalist But she got this private jet

That flies around more than anything else So she's polluting the environment more than anything So if you type in Taylor Swift jet It talks about how her private jet Is polluting the earth And how she's a fake environmentalist Now if you Google Taylor Swift jet She was at the Jets game.

Now, she can't just go to the Jets game because then people are going to know what's up. So she'll go to the game before and then the Jets game. If she never goes to another one, I think we know how she used Travis Kelsey. Wow. Low key?

The GOAT. The GOAT. I give it to her. That's the Disney thing with Frozen. You ever heard of that? No. The goat. Yeah. The goat. I gave it to him. That's the Disney thing with Frozen. You ever heard of that? No. Apparently, like, if you search Disney Frozen. Oh, he froze his fucking.

Disney being cryogenically frozen. And then people are like, they made this movie and they called it Frozen. Yep. Because that way, if you Google Disney Frozen, it shows up with the movie. And was he actually cryogenically frozen? No one knows. I don't know if that's confirmed. Because you would have to do that while you're still alive. Yeah. In order

to be... Yeah, like right when you die. But Ted Williams wasn't... Ted Williams was still alive when he was frozen? I just know he was frozen. I don't know if he was still alive or not. And there's a big battle between... Two seconds ago, you said... You did know it. He was frozen. He did that while he was alive.

He didn't even say the words of while he but he wanted to be frozen after he died there's no point in that now you're just an asshole not you and ted williams but what if they can bring you back after you die still like with your tissue or something hmm well yeah i guess that makes sense i guess i would assume it's like um you ever do that thing with a with a bumblebee you can can freeze it, tie it up? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can freeze it and then unfreeze them and they'll stay alive. Oh, well. So they just go into some sort of catatonic

paralysis because of the cold, and then they come back. And you put a little leash on it and fly it around. This is CKY2K guys would do it. And so I'm wondering if there's something like that with the human body. You freeze it and it comes back years later. What movie was that?

Star Wars? Not Obi-Wan? Harrison Ford? What's his name? Han Solo. Didn't he get frozen? And they brought him back and then Demolition Man, that fucking movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, that's what I assume Ted Williams is doing. That's crazy. Man, that fucking movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's what I assume Ted Williams is doing. That's crazy. Yo, what's up with Disney losing the rights to the mouse? I know. Is it the mouse?

Like the Mickey Mouse trademark and shit? Yes. Yeah. Apparently Disney's been fighting trademark laws in court for decades because they expire, they're supposed to expire after X amount of years. But because their whole intellectual property

is owning the right to these characters, they've been in court with them forever to continue to increase the amount of time that they can have the rights. Because the second you lose the right to all these characters, anybody can make a Mickey Mouse movie or a Spider-Man movie or whatever the fuck. So what's up with that? So it has to be the old version of Mickey Mouse movie or a Spider-Man movie or whatever the fuck. So what's up with that?

So it has to be the old version of Mickey Mouse. Like the more new versions of Mickey Mouse are still protected. But that original like Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse goes out of protections in 2024. But even then it's like, anybody can use your main thing. Yeah. And the Steamboat Willie,

that's an iconic Mickey Mouse. Like if you bought, nobody would think it's bootleg if you bought it four years from now from some guy on the street. I think Pooh just went, one of the Pooh just went out of trademark. So anybody could, it's almost like you've got to sabotage the character before you, before it goes, that you've got to put out a movie. What's up, dog? Another character walking around in underwear. Is it weird to see your sister in underwear, bro? How is that weird?

How is that weird, dude? He doesn't want to go to the gym. What's weird about that? Damn, Al. That was fun. How's that weird? I was doing up. That was fun.

How's you, Al? I didn't even catch that one. I saw him laughing. I was like, what's that? I thought he was just laughing at Miles knowing useless shit. Wow. Also, Winnie the Pooh's got no pants on. Wow, that was great.

Whatever. You had a Winnie the Pooh party. no pants on Wow that was great Whatever you had a Winnie the Pooh party It's all good How's that weird You never seen your brother in his underwear No but my family's naked You see your dad's dick all the time I have a naked family Yeah

I am a naked family See how he owns it Yeah Naked He was like skirting it You made that shit weird as fuck My mom titties out But now I gotta lead it to a lie bro

Yeah I don't know. None of y'all moms wear a baggy shirt, titties flop out from the side. That's my point. That's my point. I don't want to lean into this. Y'all never seen your mom

in a tank top, titties on the side flopping out. That's my point. Y'all never seen that. Y'all never seen your mom's titties looking like a dachshund's ears.

Y'all never seen that once. I'm just like a dachshund's ears. I've never seen that once. I'm just saying that happens. In my family, that happens. Dad dick swinging, like Winnie the Pooh. My dad walks around like Winnie the Pooh. Do you want to lean into this? My dad wasn't it out. His dick was swinging elsewhere.

I missed the dick swings, bro. We're a very naked family. You have a naked family or no? I mean, my mom would do the big shirt, but she didn't have holes on the side. But she would do the big shirt when them titties was going crazy. That's a t-shirt. With all due respect. It's a t-shirt.

But with all due respect, they would go crazy or no? Yo, with all due respect. It's with all due respect. Yeah. Lean in. They would go crazy. You got to lean in now. Come on.

You got to lean in. My gosh, his mom's going crazy. in. Lean in. You got to lean in now. Come on. Arkosh, you got to lean in. Arkosh's mom's going crazy. He's leaning in. You got to lean in. You're going to say your mom don't got crazy titties now? Come on. That's disrespectful. She all angry.

Where the fuck were you last night like this? Titty going fucking berserk. You never seen titties go berserk. She has a good set. But she's- Come on. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying.

That's what you're talking about. That's why I can't talk about it. What do you mean good set? What do you mean good set? Yo, I come from a good set. You didn't have to say that. I'm sorry, bro. They sit high and tight.

What? This guy's insane, bro. That's how you lead it. Nah, that's too crazy, bro. You lead it, bro. You lead it. I didn't say my mom in a good set. I just said she got some huge bazooks. That's too crazy, bro. You're leading in, bro. You're leading in. I didn't say my mom in a good set. I just said she has some huge bazooks.

That's not a good set. You say Hans is swinging like my mom. My mom's do swing. Yeah, that's fucked up. My mom's tits look like they're crumping. My mom's tits like this. She's like two Chris Browns on her chest. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. The act out. two chris browns on her chest they go nuts you look like stop and they're coming out to a place

we gotta talk about mom so funny shout out to moms bailing us out today Shout out to moms bailing us out today. Sure did. What? What did you say? I didn't say anything, bro. What? Was Miles taking shots, bro? No, he didn't shot at all.

What did you say? I said this is a very funny conversation. I'm going to lie. I think he said, Miles bailed us out. I don't know. He said, moms bail us out. Oh, I thought you said, Miles bailed us out. What's your mom's tits look like?

Damn it. Yo, yeah. He didn't evenies out. What's your mom's tits look like? Damn it. Yo, man. You didn't even have to. You gotta lean in, bro. You didn't have to. You gotta lean in. Be honest. With all due respect, what's your mom's tits look like? You gotta lean in. Yo, with all due respect. You gotta lean in, bro. Yo, with all due respect. Al's got a sister we haven't talked about.

Yo, with all due respect. Come on now. Al's got a sister we haven't talked about. With all due respect, can she lean him on the bar? You asked my sister now? Yeah, I got his hand. Unstoppable. This guy is just crazy. He need to back off. But with all due respect, come on, yo. At least he's not after your sister.

You know what I mean? At least he's not after your sister. That's fair. But with all due respect, bra, go. With all due respect, what size we talking? Mom's got some big tits. On this pod, you got to have mom with big tits. I knew it because you know why I knew it?

Because Miles loves big tits. Mom loves big tits. And that comes from that genetic. Nourishment. Exactly. It's also what you see, what you're around. You're around those giant Galapagos titties for your entire life. So, of course, naturally, you're going to be drawn

to some fucking Easter Egg Island heads when it comes to titties, Miles. You're not wrong, dude. You're honestly not wrong. That is true. It does come from the mother. It's like Jewish blood, bro. What is that? Oh, yeah. That's the mother. That's true. Yeah.

No, he was trying to start something. Yeah, I know. He's trying. I thought he was getting crazy. Yo, you know what's wild? Miles brought a little piece to the show that we went to. Why are you talking about Mark's sister like that?

I thought it was at first. Oh, wow. He got a taste. That's on my life. I thought it was at first. Who? It's. Oh, let's go.

What the fuck I'm talking about we're at MSG for Black Coffee phenomenal show shout out Black Coffee and his team incredible that's why he dipped for Mad Law oh yeah I'm like yo did we lose this guy he brought the girl that's been talking about him every time I would go he brings oh your friend Miles oh your friend Miles

brought her there she was so excited she was so excited and it was a good time I had a good time Brought her there. She was so excited. She was so excited. And? It was a good time. I had a good time. What is that? Black coffee was awesome. I actually had a good time.

But did you guys hook up? No. What? Did you make out? I was out with Al afterwards. Did you make out with her? No, no. Did you stuff her face full of dick? No.

Did you give any of that one-leg riz in the corner? Yeah. Were you in the locker room? No. Wait, did you really not hook up with that girl? No. Did you not come with her? No, she met us there.

Oh. Yeah. And then you guys just left? No, I never left. She left, and then I went out with the boys. Wait, she was there by herself? No, she was like, she wanted to get drinks, and then Dove was like, oh, I have to check it, just bring this girl. And I was like, all right, fine.

So she was by herself? Yeah, she showed up. Oh, you're bad. You should have stayed with her the whole time, bro. Yeah, I did until she left. That's why he didn't smell. What's going on? There's something peculiar going on right nothing peculiar wanted to have fun with the boys but he didn't play that right maybe his heart was in a different place i was also on molly and your sister so i'm saying dude i respect that yeah i legitimately was like man i want to go

downstairs and have fun with the boys yeah like way more i was on my i was really wanting to dance all night i was all hyped up bro it was awesome you ever do bollywood the boys dude you ever just have a beautiful girl dude you're just like this is disgusting where are the dudes at it's kind of crazy well You didn't play that right. Yeah, probably not, but it was an awesome time. I had a great time. Where did you guys go after the event? We went to Lucy's, and then we went to House of Yes.

Oh, you ended up going to House of Yes, too. How was that party? Fun time. Did you guys keep on rolling? Yes, we did. That's why you didn't make it a paddle. I knew you weren't coming. I guess.

I called him at 4 p.m., got no answer, no callback, no nothing. Bro, I was out. I called this motherfucker at 4 p.m., got no answer. No callback, no nothing. Bruh, I was out. I called this motherfucker at 4 p.m. Late NFL game, they're starting. I'm like, I gotta be up by now. Wait, when did you wake up? No, I was up by then, but I just, I wasn't. I was like comatose. I was just in bed, chilling.

You guys gotta be careful, dude. Fucking, fucking getting that shit in your brain all the time, dude. I feel like it'll, right? It doesn't make you sad after a while? You still spinning, though. I know, I realize it was too sad. You still spinning, bro. Y'all have fun.

Y'all have fun. My God damn. No, we need to love our Mark. No, no, no, no. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Come on, Mark. We love you, Mark. We love you.

It's a family reunion. Come on, Mark. If this was my real family, it would be way better. You'd be in orgy. If everyone was naked right now. It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. But are you not worried about that, doing it too frequently?

I know what's going on in your brain right now. There's a problem you don't know how to solve. What? That situation. I know, I should have leaned in. Yeah, but in your brain right now, you're like, how the fuck couldn't I solve that in that moment? And you just can't let go.

I know that feeling. You're like, fuck, how would I have solved that? It's like when you get off stage and somebody said something, you didn't have the reaction to it. You're like, how could I have controlled that? Yeah, I hear that. But now you know you've got to lean in. No.

We're prisoners to needing to win every interaction. Every single fucking. If we lose it, eat away at us so fucking hard. Yes, oh man, I'm going to suck. Yeah, it's not the best. You've got to lose them all the time. All right, man, I'm going to suck. It's not the best. You've got to lose them all the time. All right, guys, we're going to take a break real quick because we've got to be honest. If you get wrongfully injured, it sucks.

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think we're gonna have a great year i had joey Avery over from San Fran, and the Cowboys just got rinsed like I've never seen in my life as a sports fan. I've never seen two teams that are supposed to be good and one get destroyed this badly. I mean, Jets aren't supposed to be good. I mean, the 49ers aren't supposed to be good. Well, they are. They're good. The Cowboys are supposed to be good. But nobody thought Brock Purdy is going to fucking take them to the promised land, right? The thing with their coach. The defense is good. Yeah, the defense and the run scheme this guy draws up is always so good. The Cowboys are supposed to be good. But nobody thought Brock Purdy is going to fucking take them to the promised land, right?

The thing with their coach. The defense is good and everything else. Yeah, the defense and the run scheme this guy draws up is always so good. The kind of thinking with him is he's not great, but he's good enough with that coach, Kyle Shanahan. That, like, he doesn't have to be great. He just needs to be good enough. Yeah. Everything else.

A game manager. Yeah, and then hit a couple of shots. And he had some fucking dimes last night. I don't know if it was terrible coverage or what, but this guy, I mean, it was so embarrassing for three and a half hours to sit there. You don't think about a live stream for an entire game if you're getting destroyed. So I have to sit there sinking lower and lower into my couch. Vala came through and we made a deal that for every touchdown the Niners scored toward

the end, I would take a half an edible. So I just got zooted by the end of the stream. It was just a miserable fucking time. Depressed and high, sunken into a couch, and it's 42 to 14 or whatever it is. 42 to 10. It was unbelievable. So is Cowboy Nation demoralized in terms of their hopes for this season? I'm broken.

I was wrong. Because y'all were gassed up. I was wrong. You were. I was wrong. Every season they get like this. I don't normally. I was this season all in.

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How do you feel as a Knicks fan? I think this is just kind of a nothing burger season for the Knicks. We didn't make any big changes. We didn't get any, you know, talent. There's nothing new that we have, and what we had wasn't good enough, so. Yeah, but the people, I guess the fans were saying, whenever a salary cap space opens up, Giannis.

Then we'll maybe get after it. Giannis is who you want. They're like, Giannis, Giannis, Giannis. Can we get Giannis if Dame just came to Milwaukee? That's the thing. That's why I kind of fucks y'all. Yeah. Because that was the big,

and now I guess the Joel Embiid is the backup, but people were thinking, Giannis is not happy in Milwaukee. They're not going to do anything. The question now is, does Milwaukee have enough talent to actually do it? They have enough talent in terms of Giannis and Dame, obviously, but

do they have defensive talent? Drew would lock down anything. Yeah, that's the thing. Giving up Drew hurts, too. And Dame's not... I love Dame, but he's not a good defender. Yeah. Also, you know, Dame, loyalty Dame, requested a trade from the Blazers and then got divorced after he got traded within like a week. Oh, he's about to win a championship. He's like, fuck all this loyalty shit.

I need a ring. Dude, he made some room. I'm going to lose one ring. He made some room. Just take another, yeah. Yeah, shout out to Dame, man. Yeah, Dame made some room. Just take another. Shout out to Dame, man. Yeah, Dame is fucking incredible. So it's going to be interesting to see what happens with Milwaukee.

I'm shocked that they didn't get that Miami deal done. Dame in Miami with Jimmy Butler. Crazy. Because Jimmy's got maybe another year or two at elite play probably. And so there's a two-year window for him to get it done. So if I'm Dameame you get to be one in miami you're single you want to be in fucking milwaukee that's probably why he wanted the miami trade i think he was thinking you know what i'm getting divorced if i'm going to miami let's just

get ahead of it i heard pat riley made them one offer they pitched pat something else and then he never turned the phone call oh wow i don't play games wow that don't play i mean i guess dude but you got a window you they just weren't as good as the nuggets in the finals they just weren't flat out al said that too you think you called in five you're exactly right i think they wanted uh they wanted first round oh sorry they wanted draft picks yeah and miami's like okay if we have a couple more years left on jimmy's, we can't give up our future for two more years. So they have to continue developing. And what Miami's done really well is just cultivated this team that makes the playoffs, makes it very far, make it to the finals.

Heat culture. Heat culture. And they invest in their future, potentially. Now they'd be giving up the whole thing for adding a player who may or may not be able to put them over. Yeah. I don't know if he does. Yeah. You know? But we haven't seen just yet. Do you think Jimmy has two more years? for adding a player who may or may not be able to put them over. I don't know if he does. We haven't seen just yet.

Do you think Jimmy has two more years? No, I think Jimmy can play until he's 40 if he wants, but dominate a game, elite NBA player by himself, I think that you need some help after that. What we watched Jimmy do, and most people would not put Jimmy in as a top five NBA player, but what we watched him do is in the playoffs, be a top five NBA player. How many more years can he do that where he just literally rolls his ankle and then comes back and drops 40 or whatever the fuck he was doing? Like, that dominates.

I don't know. Two, three? The Knicks probably would have gone. Imagine we had Jimmy Butler. Yeah. The Knicks would love this fucking guy. And I just love how individual he is. Like he's part of this team where he sacrifices whatever he needs for the greater good of the team.

But in his personal life, nobody's telling him what he can or can't do because of who he is. Like coming in dressed as the goth dude. Yeah. Having the fucking extension dreads last time. He's just having fun. Genuinely funny. We would have loved that here. We would have loved.

He's a superstar. He'd be an absolute superstar. What happened with John Morant? Is there any- That's right. He got like that, what is it, 20 games? 25, I think, right? 25-game suspension.

So he's going to have to serve that suspension, come back from that, and he'll definitely be a knucklehead again, and then get suspended again. Almost 100% guaranteed. I hope Derrick Rose can help him. I hope Derrick Rose can help him. There's no helping him. I mean, you haven't heard anything from him. It seems like he's focused, or at least out of the spotlight. That's a good point. I just can't believe he would even let it get

to where it is. It was just so many mistakes, and I love Ja, but it was just constant fucking up. Yeah. But he's so talented dude like and likable on the like on the court you love this guy yeah i mean the league is his if he could get his yeah yeah if he could get his shit together they'd literally hand him the league but now they have to be concerned about handing him the league yeah now they gotta ride steph a little bit more it looked like the nba was. It looked like they were ready. And then,

obviously, this shit happens and they're like, okay, Steph, here you go. Put the lead back on your fucking shoulders. If he can stay in line,

he'll be a billionaire. Like, just the way athlete contracts are going, the fortunes they're amassing, the opportunities that present themselves to him. Oh, the sneakers.

Like, he's the first guy I've seen in a while that has a style of play that makes you want to buy a sneaker. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean i mean like kairi regardless of his political beliefs has a style of play where you go i mean all right just let me get the sneakers maybe that

will help i remember buying steph sneakers like does this help you balance better i knew it was irrational and dumb but it still got me to buy it i think that's a lot of times we've spoken about this on the pod but but like, you don't buy big man sneakers because you don't want to play like them. Yeah. We want to play like Michael Jordan. Yeah. You want to play like Kyrie.

Yeah. I remember looking at the Kyries and they said that like, they, the soles were made to replicate a motorcycle tire. So there was no hard edge on them. It's a rounded edge. So you could get the traction when you're pushing on the side. And I'm watching this and I'm like, that's why.

That's why. That shit works. I bought David Beckham cleats because it had the metal in the bottom so that when you kicked it, it would push the metal and then it would make the ball spin more. Didn't work. Didn't work at all. But you buy them because you see someone do something so unique.

You're like, give yourself an advantage. I did it when I was 12. Damn, I did that shit at 35. You're the best salesman on the easiest sold. That's what I noticed in my life. But you need that game. And Ja has that game, which is like, he's bigger than Iverson was, but the aggressiveness and straightforward attack. And dunk.

Iverson wasn't thrown down like that. Iverson could dunk, obviously, but not like that. Yeah. So yeah, let's see what happens. You brought up Beckham. You said you really like the documentary. Oh, yeah.

I've been hearing about this documentary. The documentary's good. It's the first Travis, Kelsey, and Taylor Swift. The OG. Yeah, that's a good-ass point. It's fire. That is a good-ass point. Did you see it?

My wife's been watching it, so I've been picking up little parts. She'll pass out, and I'll just keep watching. That's how I know if something's good. Really fun. He's great. He's great. Obviously, it's a documentary, so it's accentuating the best parts of him. I thought it was...

I don't know soccer, so you tell me. It felt like OD. Like Jordan documentary, he's undeniably top two at the very least best basketball player of all time in the entire history of the universe i don't ever hear people put beckham top five top ten and the way they're talking about him it's like this is the greatest player to ever set foot on grass yeah i thought he was because that was the only player i heard of as a young kid in soccer. He was the icon.

But my friends who knew soccer were like, yeah, he's good. Yeah. That's it. My takeaway, maybe because I already knew that he was a really good player, but not like the number one guy in the world at the time. My takeaway was more like personality wise. I saw him as a quite well-rounded individual, like not too pompous or arrogant, like kind of hardworking player.

And until, was the guy Sir Alex? Ferguson. Alex Ferguson. Like until they, you know, he separated and went and played in Real Madrid or whatever, like kind of like kind of humble, almost respectful of this guy who was his coach since he was a teenager,

which I didn't expect from him. You know, like kind of like kind of humble, almost respectful of this guy who was his coach since he was a teenager, which I didn't expect from him. You know, like I didn't. He comes off almost like a kind of working class bloke. Yeah. Which I knew him as like a fashion icon. Yeah. See, it's like really refreshing to see. I felt he was closer to that than he was portraying himself.

And it was just like. Gotcha. I feel I mean, like the guy was modeling. And then he acts like, dude, I just wanted to play football. And I don't know what's happening around me. I missed the birth of my daughter to go do a photo shoot with J-Lo and Beyonce. But like, I just, I'm just a working class bloke who loves Guinness. And that's the genius of documentary.

Like you can curate whoever you want, but. I saw this one clip going around. That was the best. I know. She was capping. She was like, oh yeah, I grew up middle class. I saw this one clip going around. That was the best. She was capping. She was like, oh, yeah, I grew up middle class. Dude, this is the genius, though, is he does that to his wife and then nobody does that to him. But you watch that moment and you're like, yo, they were authentic in the documentary.

She'd be capping more than him, though. Yeah, yeah. He don't really brag a lot, you know what I mean? He reacts to the game and they do a really cool visual effect where he's watching the game through the lens. Visually, imagine there's a camera behind the screen that he's watching the game. You get his in-the-moment reactions to his plays.

He's watching like that. He's looking into your eyes. It was really cool. He did cap on the affair thing, though. They kind of touch on it a little bit. He was like, that was a really tough time for us man people were trying to tear us apart and it's like tough time for us you you're throwing us out victoria and i had to fight for each other she was yelling at you for two years straight like what this is a very funny but did he fuck the girl like what was the deal the idea i'm fairly certain he had it was enough that he

had to address it and if he didn't fuck, he'd probably take that documentary to be like, I didn't touch this girl. What are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, exactly. He didn't ever say he didn't do it. Yeah. He was just like, we had to really fight to save our marriage. It was important for us to be there for each other. And it's like, well, this is a funny way of putting it.

Yeah. That's why I felt like he capped when he needed to cap. She capped on like, I'm working class. And he capped on like. I'm faithful. Yeah. I'm a great husband and a was he yeah that's what i mean he was like the star of england arguably okay like he was like their guy set piece dude like winning like you see it in the documentary like when he gets the red card and they lose on pks to brazil or whatever or argentina yeah uh like they blame him. Because he was like a linchpin. He was the captain of England.

So when you're the captain of a country that is like the epicenter of, like, European soccer, you're raised to a higher level. Of course. You like being the best player on the Knicks. You don't have to be the best player, or the best player on the Cowboys, the quarterback. You don't have to be the best, but you're held to it.

And then he's also married and has a kid with the biggest pop star in England. Pop star, yeah. And then he's also just extremely handsome. He's so hot pop star in England. And then he's also just extremely handsome. He's so hot, dude. It's crazy. You didn't realize it when he's younger. Shaves his head, gets hotter.

That's when I was like, this guy is a smoke show. Who's hotter, him or Ronaldo? Oh, David Beckham is on another planet. I think it's Beckham, dude. I think it's Beckham. On another planet. Beckham might be up there. When you see him with the shaved head, you're like, dude, this guy is sex.

Two are sex. Two are sex. But to be a star athlete and... Watch it, dude, and you'll see what I mean. What other athlete is as handsome as Beckham? LeBron. Why y'all laugh, bro? I mean, I said it so y'all would laugh, but that's how you feel about LeBron.

No, he's not David Beckham. Yeah, I know. I think LeBron would agree with that. I think if he saw it, he'd. No, he's not David Beckham. Yeah, I know. I think LeBron's going to feel that. I think if he saw it, he'd be like, yeah, I know Beckham. LeBron's toes alone, I think, disqualify him from the Beckham combo. Tiger Woods? Nah, nah, nah. Come on, man. That's what I'm saying, bro.

Not even close. No one that's as good that's as handsome. It's very rare. I mean, Tom Brady is the only other one. Oh, Tom Brady. Tom Brady. And Ronaldo. And Ronaldo's gorgeous.

Gorgeous man. Okay, so documentary you thought was fair to his skill level? Like he was excelling and doing some pretty cool things? For the teams he was playing for, yeah, absolutely. I thought so. But I'm also like tainted. I grew up like watching him and being like, oh, yeah, this is the best. Oh, really?

I bought the cleats. I was like, dude, the fucking, yeah, the dust in it. Could he do something that other players couldn't do? That bend it shit? Because that's the only thing I heard from him. The only thing I found out about him was from the movie. I was a little salty. I didn't bring up that movie, by the way.

He was good at set pieces and had legendary free kicks that won insane games. So he had some very clutch moments. Yeah. And then he also was very good at setting people up around the net right so it's weird like when you're a casual soccer fan it doesn't seem like it's hard to just kick the ball high and then people headed in but placing that i guess is a very difficult skill and you have to be really good at it yeah so people respected his assisting ability is that fair i think so again i'm not like an expert in becca i didn't like watch him at the time with

like soccer iq yeah but yeah i mean he was like known for set pieces yeah and so corners free kicks and like having clutch moments yeah it was 2002 world cup where he they won against greece this might be od but was there a time when he was considered the best player in the world no i don't think in the world not of all time in the world? No. I don't think so. In the world. Not of all time. In the world. Because at the time, he's playing against OG Ronaldo. Ronaldo.

Which was like unstoppable. He wasn't the best player on his team. That's, yeah. When he was playing Real Madrid. Like, there was probably multiple people that were better. Yeah. And yeah, that's where I was like, I feel like they're, the way they talk, it's the same way they talk about Jordan on The Last Dance.

Yeah. And that's a fluff piece, but it's in Jordan. So who gives a fuck? But he might be the most famous in the Dance. Yeah. And that's a fluff piece, but it's in Jordan. So who gives a fuck? But he might be the most famous in the world. Yeah. And it was cool. The owner of the Real Madrid, there's a really cool moment where they,

the owner, they asked the owner of Real Madrid, like, why did you sign him? You already had this other guy named Luis Figo, I think it was his name. Yeah. Because you already had this other guy named Luis Figo playing on the right. And the owner just goes,

because he was going to make us millions of dollars. He tripled our revenue. He just says it. He tripled our revenue. And literally they're doing these, what are they called? Friendlies or something like that. They take the team on the road

and they play these games. Like they'll do it sometimes at MetLife or Yankee Stadium here. And it's just an opportunity for people to go see these iconic teams in different places. But they get paid so much fucking money to do something like that. Oh, really? So you add a superstar like Beckham, who's the most popular

player in the world at this time, you take him to fucking China. And the circus around him is crazy. Oh, shit. I mean, yeah. The fame level is nuts. That's something that I admire how they handled it. Like, yeah, okay, you got some pussy on the side or whatever, but like... That's also true. Their ability to withstand that type of pressure...

Yeah, that's true. ...and remain somewhat normal... Yeah. ...like, both of them seem kind of cool when you talk to them. Like, and I don't mean cool in terms of how they look or dress.

Like, I don't give a fuck about the tattoos and shit. Like, grounded. Yeah, like, grounded. Like, she seems kind of dope. Yeah. She's kind of, like, funny. Yeah. Like, she don't even really like soccer. tattoos like grounded yeah like like grounded like she seems kind of dope yeah she's kind of like funny yeah like she don't even really like soccer yeah she's like and she says she's like i just liked him that one part she's like i'm going to work and they're like no where are you really going she's like get a facial like she's like referential and like where she's at i don't know i thought it was cool i like them yeah they're they're

quite interesting that's a good point you're to be that famous and not you see what it does to people even if you're acting a little more humble than you are to not be a complete egomaniac quite interesting. That's a good point. To be that famous. You see what it does to people, man. Even if you're acting a little more humble than you are to not be a complete egomaniac nutbag at that level of fame, you got to commend that. Yep. To go and open the door to the room and say to your wife when you're making your documentary, what type of car was it? Well, there's a situation. What type of car? One answer. Yeah. Rolls Royceoyce. Yeah. That's fantastic. And for her to do it and let it be out there,

cool. Fantastic. And that's funny. I guess I have to watch this because I thought they were the opposite. I didn't think they were. That's what you would think.

Because I thought they started the trend like naming their kids like some stupid-ass name. They did a little bit. I feel like they started. We're part of it. Yeah.

And then it's like then Apple and all these stupid-ass names came after. You know what's so funny about that is that when I saw how young they were, it was like 23. He's like 23 or 24.

You're a kid with a kid, so what would a kid do? You know what I mean? I remember judging it, but now that I'm fucking 39 years old and I'm seeing a 23 or 24-year old kid who's like into looking cool fashion hairstyles the same thing is going to be projected on your son. You're not going to be like let me find a regal name that he'll be okay with when he's like no I'm going to name him Ferrari.

Say again? Harper, Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn. The first two are Brooklyn and Romeo. I think after that they're like alright let's chill the fuck out a little bit. I heard Cruz, I heard, I don't know if this is true, was named after Tom Cruise. Get out of here. That's a little weird.

Yeah, apparently Beckham was so starstruck when he met Tom Cruise. He was like, dude, this is unbelievable. That's a little weird. Apparently, that's what they said. You cheat on her with a dude? That's the Scientology money. Yeah. That's what happened.

Shit. They were both going through a hard time. Okay, let's do some feelings, no facts, Marky. Did you see Will Ferrell DJing at his old fraternity at USC? Yeah, and I think his son is in there now. Yeah, his son's at the fraternity. Really cool for him to show up and do it. And then plays the song that he's featured in.

Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I'm going to feature one song and one song only. Yeah. That's kind of far, right? That is far. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Will Ferrell is a legend. I feel like people don't give him enough credit for legend. He's one of the funniest people in the history.

Who doesn't fuck with Will Ferrell? I feel like Will Ferrell has the love that Jim Carrey had. Yeah. Where it's just like unanimous. Yeah. Yeah. Do you fuck with like, black people fuck with Will Ferrell? Yeah like black people fuck with Will Ferrell? White people

fuck with Will Ferrell? Asians? Indians? 100%. And he's handled it well. He's like at fucking colleges like DJing. He's doing whatever he wants.

Yeah. He played tennis with Andy Murray. Did you see that? No. This is a few years ago. He's just like playing tennis. He just like handled fame

I feel like so well considering how famous he was. Yeah. There's also a little story like he turned on like 30 million to do Elf 2 because he just was like, I didn't have fun doing it.

Oh, really? God damn. And then think about it. Such a great movie, though. Yeah, I think it was $30 million. Some crazy amount of money and it was like, he just didn't enjoy it.

I'm not going to do it. Wow. I feel like Adam Sandler is another one. Yo, the man. He's just always been super cool. The man. Never let it get to his head.

The man. Motherfucker will still play a pickup game every once in a while. Son, this is a thing on set. He keeps a basketball as part to his head. Motherfucker will still play a pickup game every once in a while. Son, this is insane. On set, he keeps a basketball as part of his rider. Oh, that's fine.

Well, I mean, they're the producers. They do it so that they play half-court ball. Like, they just have it there or there's one in close proximity and that's what they'll do when they'll take breaks. Man, he's nice. Yeah, he's nice. Yeah.

I like that his little PR moves when a movie's coming out, he'll, like, go to some random street ball, you know, game and, like, play with some guys. That's such. Yeah. I like his little PR moves. When a movie's coming out, he'll go to some random street ball game and play with some guys. That's such good PR. Like, hey, we got to promote the movie. He's like, I'll play basketball. He just goes and plays pickup. It's perfect.

He's like, I don't want a podcast. All right, fine. I'll hoop with some strangers. Yeah. Did you see the Psy concert in Korea? Now, I've seen this clip. So Psy is obviously Gangnam Style. Now, I've seen this clip.

So Psy is obviously Gangnam Style, and it shows him popping out of a hole, I guess, underneath the stage. It's like a little elevator. So sick. And then he just performs for all of Korea. But they do this every summer. So this is like his summer concert, apparently.

And they've been doing it for like 20 years or some shit like that. Yeah, but look at this. Watch. It's crazy. I mean, crazy. And people are going nuts. Yeah, but look at this. Watch. It's crazy. I mean, crazy. And people are going nuts. I mean, look at that. I mean, that's insane.

I mean. Kind of a legend, right? Oh, what a legend. I saw him perform live. Wait, but does he just perform that one song? No, he's a big artist there. We just got Gangnam Style. Oh.

But I saw him live at the VMAs, or sorry, the EMAs when I was in Europe. That's your song over. Just 20 minutes. He was the best performer on the show by far to the point where they didn't plan on putting him in the show and they changed the edit to include him. Wow.

And I'm telling you, by far the far the best performance it was and not just because the song was not bad other like big fucking musicians yeah like this is the european music music awards or whatever murdered everybody murdered unbelievable talent engaging dance like he looks dopey and he looks like he like a fucking dry cleaning business. But in reality, the guy is a fucking superstar. It was unbelievable to see. The shows are apparently four hours long. So long, sometimes they take a break for people to catch their breath. Did you see them cool down the audience with sprinklers?

Yeah, it was cool. Literally, everyone's dancing and they're like, okay, we got to chill the audience down because they're going too crazy. Wow. And they fucking put sprinklers to cool everyone down. Three hours in. That's fire. People are sweating so bad because they're going too crazy. Wow. And they like fucking put sprinklers to like cool everyone down. Three hours in. That's fire. People are sweating so bad. That's dope.

Cool. Yeah. That would be cool. Like I would love to see Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico. He's from Puerto Rico, right? Yeah. I'd love to see the biggest Brazilian artist in Brazil. Like see Psy in South Korea.

Yeah. That'd be a cool cultural moment. Yeah. Like seeing Shakira at the height of her fame in Colombia. Is she from Colombia? Yeah. Maybe she's Colombian, right? I don't know.

But anyway, seeing that energy around it. I feel like Koreans, I think they party different though. They're like a unit. They're like militant partiers. You know what I mean? You see them go, they're all linked up, all in in unison i feel like you go to like puerto rico they might be doing their own thing what do you think al be honest be it bad bunnies performing i feel like puerto rican's are not in unison like the koreans you guys you're saying what are you

saying yeah what are you saying i think koreans are the most militant partiers dude like these are fucking organized people you do you see the, they all are linked up. They all have the same Why are you guys not riding with me? What the fuck, bro? It sounds like you're making a statement about Puerto Ricans. Yeah, I know. What are you trying to say? Puerto Ricans are less organized, dude. If you go to a Puerto Rican concert, people are going to be doing their own things.

You got to get out of Williamsburg. They get it to you, right? Puerto Ricans are. That is true. They've been fucking bugging me. I live above the social club, dude. Oh, that's fine. Wait, what? i live above the social club dude oh that's fine wait what i live above the puerto rican social club what which is the fucking where the puerto rican's link up that's mecca but is there an indoor location for that no it's indoor and then it goes through and then it goes underneath my balcony get the fuck out of here every night yeah bugging me dude i wish i had the Club. It would be much more quiet, I think.

Much more polite. It would end at 12. But no. Not these Puerto Ricans, dude. Do you not agree? What is happening right now? What is going on? Why are y'all icing me right now, dude?

Koreans party more militantly. Why would you do this? Why would you do this? What's wrong with seeing your sister in underwear? The Koreans are going, what is happening? Puerto Rico's got your whole family in them drawers, bro. He's a Puerto Rican, boy. Oh, my God.

No, you're good. You're good. Oh, my God. Okay, what else we got, Mark? Give us one more. Mark is going to get killed. Oh, we got to talk about the fight next week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're coming out next week. Is it happening? Yo, Dylan's there. Yeah. He seems ready, man. He ain't flying all the way out to Manchester to pull out. Yeah. I think Dylan's fighting, yo.

I think Dylan's fighting. I think Dylan truly believes he can win. Oh, yeah. He believes it. He believes it. I think Dylan thinks. I think he can win. You think he's winning?

Yeah. Interesting. What do you guys think. I think Dylan thinks. I think he could win. You think he's winning? Yeah. Interesting. What do you guys think? I think I'm riding with Dylan. I think it goes to decision, and I think Logan gets it on decision. That's interesting. I think he got in Logan's head so much where Logan is going to probably go for some fury shit, and then Dylan will just catch him.

He'll get in close. They are only doing six rounds, though, right? They're not doing eight? I think that's why Dylan is pushing for more rounds. I think Mark's assessment is right. I think Logan wins the decision, and I think there will be a lot of grabbing

and a lot of holding. I don't think it will be a beautiful boxing match, but I don't know if Logan will be able to hurt him. And I think that in the clinch, if Logan will be able to hurt him. And I think that in the clinch, I think Dylan can really probably control him. And I think what will happen is Logan will win

the decision, but it will be kind of ugly. And I think that he'll lose the PR war the big, oh, you said you were supposed to knock him out. You said you were going to do all these things and you couldn't even knock him out. I actually think Dylan's victory will be not getting knocked out. And I don't think he's going to get knocked out. I think Dylan's chin is good, and I think his ability to withstand punishment is high.

Yeah. I think there's also a chance he gets disqualified, because I think he's going to do something silly in the ring. Ooh. I think that's equally as likely. I think he's going to try to kick him. He's going to lose on points, if nothing else. He's going to clinch him up and choke him out, and he's going to lose. Yeah, that's one thing.

Yeah, I don't think he cares about that. Because I kept bringing up, like, you can't do that. And he's like, so? Yeah, I know. He kind of told us that. Yeah, I don't think he cares about a boxing match. I think he just cares about fighting Logan and being in the ring with him. Now, Logan said in their face-to-face that if Dylan shows up, he'll have an MMA fight.

Saw that. They shook hands on that. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bad idea. I don't think he will. Yeah. You can't, right? No.

That's a bad idea. There'd be no debate on that one. Now, if Logan knocks him out immediately, he could do it. You have to get an actual KO. Yeah, it has to be a KO. And he can do it because he'll just be so confident,

all I got to do is touch him. And now I got these little gloves, I'm going to touch him again. But if it's a six-round decision, you don't want to take that into MMA. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But still, I'm glad this fight is going to happen. I'm glad they're going to settle it.

And I hope that Dylan stops suing him. I don't like this at all. Logan stops suing him. Sorry, I hope Logan stops suing him. Or Nina stops suing him. I don't like this at all. Logan stops suing him. Sorry, I hope Logan stops suing him. Or Nina stops suing him. Yeah. I hope they just settle it at the fight. It's over, squash, done.

I also hope Dylan drops all the shit with Nina. Yeah. Yeah, which I don't know if he's mentioned anything else since. He has. Today? Yeah. No, really. Every morning.

Friday. Really? Wow. Just another pick. Yeah, unnecessary. I think the last one i saw it was like a photoshop facetime call and he's behind nina while logan's on the call wow i thought he has a thing yeah distasteful yeah yeah yeah wow it's interesting i mean here he was just so likable on the episode and he was

just so funny and he didn't even have to barely bring it up once yeah yeah you know i yeah you hope that that sticks yeah with him didn't seem to it might be just such an easy button to go to and something that's so rewarded but i'm sure he felt the reaction to the episode. I mean, there's so many people that hit me up and they were just like, wow, you guys made me love Dylan Danis. Right? Like, it was just crazy. It was a funny episode, man.

Yeah, when he gets 10% vulnerable, he's 100% more likable. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited to see them fight. We'll be out there. Yeah, y'all are gonna be out there. Yeah. So that'll be cool.

Yeah, man. Fuck. We'll be out there. Yeah, y'all are going to be out there. Yeah. So that'll be cool. Yeah, man. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. A lot of pressure. Tommy and KSI. So interesting to see that fight. Overshadowed. Yeah.

I don't even care about it. Low key, like, do you make Logan and Dylan the main event? Like, after that Logan-Dylan fight, I know we're in England, and, like, obviously these are huge superstars in England. Fair enough. So they're going to obviously care about their beef. But I think Dylan and Logan is global. Yeah.

My interest in the card dissipates after Dylan and Logan. And I like KSI. And I actually kind of like Tommy. Yeah. Seems like a good guy. Does KSI have any chance in that one? I don't know boxing, but I don't see it. Bro, the kid hits hard.

That's a fact. That's what I hear, yeah. But I think it's hard to hit a guy who's boxed since they were a kid. Yeah. Even if Tommy Fury's not an elite boxer, like he's not fucking Terrence, you know, Bud Crawford, he's still somebody who's been in the ring with people that are really good at throwing their hands. Yeah. And that kind of experience helps when you're up

against, for example, Jake. Jake is hard. Tom just looks more experienced. Yeah. He's just fluent in it. Yeah. So he understood what Jake was doing, was able to protect himself from it. I mean, to give Jake credit, Jake dropped him still. Yeah. And it wasn't, it was a close fight, but you can make the argument. There's no way KSI is able to put the time in a box that Jake does. Yeah. That's all him still. Yeah. And it wasn't, it was a close fight, but you can make the argument.

There's no way KSI is able to put the time into boxing that Jake does. Yeah. That's all Jake does. Yeah. KSI has got 50 fucking shows going on, charity events, you know, the dating thing that they do.

It's like, how could you do all that and focus on boxing? Do you think being so unorthodox or whatever would help him as a boxer? It will help in the beginning.? It will help in the beginning. It will absolutely help in the beginning. Because Tommy's not going to know how to deal with the way the punches are thrown. You're a traditional boxer.

You're used to other traditional boxers. So it will help in the beginning. But usually what happens is as you get tired and the other people start to see what you do that's unorthodox, you're unorthodox, but it's repetitive. And once you see the holes in that style you get a lot easier to touch okay yeah so we'll see what happens i mean like dude imagine ksi beats tommy oh i mean what a fucking oh my god yeah imagine he knocks out Tommy. Like, that Jake KSI fight. Huge. Explodes.

Yeah. I mean, what the fuck? Imagine Dylan beats Logan. Jake, Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. And Dylan doesn't even have to take it if he doesn't want to. He can say, I won.

You come fight me in MMA. Oh, shit. And Jake might do it. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, he would take his KSI bag first. He would fight Tommy again and then maybe. I mean, what a fucking weekend. Jake got a few good bags coming to him either way, it seems like.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, it's weird. It's almost like the pressure is really on Logan here. Oh, yeah. Way more. Dylan's got nothing to lose.

If Logan wins in dominant fashion, it's really interesting to see how like the Internet will adjust. It's hard to not respect somebody knocking someone out. Yeah. So he'll have all these people that are really invested in his downfall, but then they see you knock another human being out, and then they go, I gotta respect that at least. They might not verbalize it, but they'll say,

okay, I can't hate on the fact that you just concussed another human being. There's a primal respect for it. The mental battle for Logan will be higher than the technical battle, I think. I think Logan is a more technically better boxer than Dunn. But the mental challenge that he's up against with like,

my girl's on the line. Not literally, but in the eyes of the public. My reputation. Also, you didn't think he was going to show up. What's going through Logan's brain right now? This whole camp, he was like, he's not really going to show up. Now he's there. What the fuck are you thinking?

Yeah. You've been planning for Mike Perry and him. Now you have to adjust to the fact that this fight is real. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. So that would be impressive. Dylan got his chance.

Yeah. To see Logan push through that would be interesting. I just didn't see, like you said it, Jake has knockout power. And that's something you're born with. I don't know that Logan has that. And without that, either you went on points, which is kind of a loss for you, or Dylan gets it. Because Dylan's not going down unless you land a fucking shot, dude. You saw that guy's head.

It was crazy. I do think he will disqualify himself with doing Or that. Like doing dumb shit that he'll lose points and then lose on points. Which I hope he doesn't do. Just fucking... Come on. Yeah. Finish the fight. Yeah. Well, guys, that has been Flagrant. Thank you guys so much for watching, listening. We appreciate you.

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