Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Druski on Touring with Jack Harlow, Partying with 21 Savage & Couldabeen Records

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

We're back with some Thursday HEAT - we've got Druski on the show to talk about his upcoming TOUR, his antics with Jack Harlow, ripping his pants at a 21 savage concert, streaming, & much much more. INDULGE 0:30 - Schulz is a journalist 0:45 - Using the Truck Stop Showers for nefarious reasons 1:50 - Druski attracted to bad women 12:10 - is Druski part of the JM 20:30 - how did Jack Harlow and Druski initially meet? 21:00 - Druski's MASSIVE fame 23:00 - how does Druski trust new people? 26:00 - Druski ready to snitch after being robbed 34:00 - Herschel Walker, what's up with him?? 51:00 - worst city to perform in 1:04:10 - BIG Druski tour coming up 1:10:30 - how to get women as a BIG GUY

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant, and today we are joined by, first, it was Internet Sensation. Okay. Soon to be TV movie star. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The king of the brand collabs and touring comedian, we have Drewski. Let's go, baby! Yay! Let's go!

Let's go! Yes. Now, Drewski, you know we're very serious journalists on this podcast, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard, yeah. So we do our research. Yes. Now, Drewski, you know we're very serious journalists on this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard, yeah. So we do our research. Yeah. And I know that you have a respect for journalism because that's what you wanted to do initially

before you found comedy. I was doing the research, yes, yes. So I'm in here. I'm really doing the deep dives. So my first question for you is, is why would you jerk off at truck stop showers? What? What? That's pretty deep, man. What? Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? You guys really did your research. The truck stop showers. What? That's pretty deep, man.

Wow. You guys really did your research. The truck stop? Yeah, the truck stop. The showers at the truck stop with the sandals on and your toes hanging off. That was like a spot, man.

That's such a dark time, man. Why do we have to bring... Why is that the first fucking question? The glory hole wasn't a bit off limits. He said no. We had to go deep. Yeah, I get it. There was no glory hole? Yeah, it wasn't a bit off limits. He said no. We had to go deep. Yeah, I get it. There was no glory hole?

Yeah, nah, it wasn't none of that. It was definitely dirty as fuck in that bitch, though, man. I was on tour with Jack Harlow, and literally, like, it was a small tour, man. Nobody was getting any play. You know how that shit goes. Every morning, though, we had to take showers at a new truck stop in a new city.

So it was, like, the most bullshit of bullshit. Like you're walking in there with your sandals and like you're dropping your soap that you have to bring in there. Like it was just some bullshit. But honestly, yeah, no, that was, those were dark times, man. Notice how he said no one was getting played? Yeah, no one. Not just me. Not Jack Harlow, was he?

Yeah, he definitely wouldn't be playing. If I wasn't getting played, you know. Come on. Come on. Y'all know that, right? Now, the other rumor is about you that you're really attracted to women with bad attitudes. Whoa. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Where are these rumors coming from? I heard you like a real sulking in the corner, you know, stank face kind of. Is this true? Jack must have told you all this, huh? I don't even know Jack. I didn't speak to Jack at all. I didn't speak to Jack about it.

He doesn't like the women I bring around. But honestly, I don't feel like I'm attracted to bad women who have bad attitudes. But what is it? But he believes that. Honestly, he says like I have something for women with bad attitudes. I don't know what that is. What is it about, like, a woman looking angry in a corner? I think I just like an asshole, man.

Like, I can't. Being too nice, like, women that are too nice, it's like, fuck. You know what I'm saying? Like, ah. I'm just like, to hell with it. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like, the too nice shit just gets cringe after a while. Like, oh, my God, baby, baby, baby, baby.

All that shit. Y'all get it. So you want, like, a Krishan or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Like, shut the fuck up sometimes, right? He's still young. Eventually you're going to like that.

I think I, yeah, at some point I may get in the way with that. But you're like, I'm hateful. Yeah, a little bit,

a little bit, a little bit. I'm surprised you guys did your research on that. Listen, we know about these things. That's good. Journalism.

Journalism. That's early journalism? Yo, we care about journalism here, man. For sure. This is the foremost in the world. He broke about journalism here, man. For sure. This is the foremost in the world. He broke the Ukraine story, the war in Ukraine.

Well, I dropped out of school to do journalism. Well, I dropped out of school doing journalism. Yeah, maybe that's a little bit better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. Dropping out of school to do journalism. Not to do journalism. But journalism is why.

Okay, I just want to get a couple other things out that I've kind of learned about you. Because these are new things that I had no clue about. And this is not necessarily from Jack. These are just things that I've heard about. In general. Okay. Mind you, it sounds like it's from Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That last one did. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because nobody else knows that. I'm just saying, these are things that I've come across. Reddit, probably. Yeah. I'm just saying these are things that I've come across Reddit probably yeah the word on the street is

is you're taking your entire family to the whitest place on the planet for Christmas is that is that yo what the fuck

where are y'all getting this information from is that what is that true white condo you said I promise you a white Christmas and then

you are literally delivering a white Christmas. Not like that, no. But I am taking my whole family to Colorado for Christmas. Black ass Colorado. There's a lot of black people there. The hood in Breckenridge. Yeah, I've heard of this. There's a whole bunch of

black people there. Where? There will be. Like Vail. Vail's a very, very... It's a hood spot. It is. It is. It is.

You know about it. You know them ski slopes, but it's crazy out there, man. You know what I mean? You got to watch out. You got to watch out. Them black diamonds. Stay away from them.

Them black diamonds are dangerous, bro. You got to watch out. Who told y'all this? How do y'all know where I'm thinking about feeling for vacation? Listen, you're a person of interest. People are going to know about your life. We're going to share that information.

We got to find you something else. Super smart. That's like you take your fam to Colorado for Christmas, and then they're like, we never want a Christmas gift ever again for you. That's super smart. You know what's crazy? Honestly, right now, I'm debating,

do I still buy them a gift if I'm paying for the whole vacation? No. You don't buy a gift, right? That's super smart. You know what's crazy? Honestly, right now, I'm debating, do I still buy them a gift if I'm paying for the whole vacation? No. You don't buy a gift, right? That's the gift. That's the gift right there, right? Hell yeah. I just thought

there was some bullshit that they believed that I should still participate in the Secret Santa thing. Fuck no. But in a relationship, you kind of have to. Yeah, if I bring my girl.

If their gift isn't up to par, they're not coming next year. Oh, you got a girl? My bad, bro. I didn't. That their gift isn't up to par, they're not coming next year. Oh, you got a girl? My bad, bro. Now it seems like an insult. I didn't do that much. You're an asshole. Yeah, it's fairly new.

Yo, fuck Jack Harlow, bro, for telling me all them goddamn things. He gave you bad information. He really did give me horrible information, man. Goddamn, bro. He told me one other crazy thing. I didn't believe this one. You went to a 21 Savage party And then you left with a hole in your pants by your butthole

What? Wow, holy fuck Is that true? Partially, not by my asshole Wait, wait, wait Someone else is telling you There's a tear in my pants And now I know

Fuck you, Jack These stories all derive from him All this shit derives from him Jack didn't tell me anything, bro. But honestly, now there was a hole in my pants, but it was like in this area. You know how like...

But who was at the party? None of you guys are fat. That's why I like a fat thing. That's kind of like... You're not fat, bro. Yeah, you guys aren't in that category. You carry it well. A fat thing in what way?

Like, explain. No, let's address what he just said. I'm 38. You carry it well. I wait till we're on party. He said, yo, you carry it well. Oh, it's still there. He just said you're thick. I'm sorry, did you think you were thick?

Yeah, you might as well say I'm thick, though. It's okay, you can call your brother thick. I got them carried in the front, but I got that shit in the back. Oh, word? That's what he said. Power bottom? Let's go. I shouldn't extend it.

He'll get you with that one. He's the guy right here. Classic move. Classic move right here. So tell us about that savage party. Yeah, no, that was, no, it was a 21 Savage party. Not savage party. No, no, but it was big band.

No, it was a 21 Savage birthday party. And it was, I think it was like 70s theme. And like the pants were like like the the material it was the material of the pants let's just say yeah definitely people were skinnier back then and i just was getting groovy man and right and my my shit tore between the crotch area yeah man i just we had to go home after that for sure though yeah yeah yeah yeah because it was pretty yeah And my shit tore between the crotch area. Yeah, man, I just. We had to go home after that for sure, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it was. Pretty, yeah. Yeah. Pretty fucked up situation. Did other people notice? Not only Jack. That's what I'm saying. This is fucked up, Jack. Yeah.

For real, bro. I was hiding it because, you know, you know, you know, with fat people, you can hide if it's a hole in your pants because your thighs are already rubbing together. I always thought hiding was harder for fat people. No. Wait. He's good. He's good. He's good.

Watch out for that one. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch your fucking self. I got you. I got you. I got you. We don't see color on this show. We got all melan color on this show.

You got some melanin there. Okay, you were saying that. I forgot that shit. Fuck all y'all. You ain't my brother right here. Fuck you. No. You were talking about when fat people will hide for the winter or something like that. What is that?

Fuck out of here. Fuck off. Fuck out of here. This guy's a piece of shit. He's a bad guy, bro. He's a piece of shit, man. Come on. I like how you got my side. Yeah, bro.

He started to melt down. He started to melt down. He started to melt down on the couch. Is this melting on your couch? What's up? What's up? What's up? Is this melting on the couch, bro?

Come on. Yeah, brother. You know. This is how he does it. You know this is how he does it, right? Yeah. Wait, what? This is what happened with Jack, bro. Yeah, man. You know he was originally hosting these shows with Jack,

and then he poured water all over the fucking DJ booth, destroyed the whole goddamn show. You didn't know about this story? You did that? Yo, remember? Remember that? But Jack really told me. He didn't tell me that.

The girl told me that. The girl was so upset. She was in the corner. She's like, ruin this show. And you're like, fine. And then you went and just poured water all over. So I'll tell you how the story. I'll tell you how the story.

So I thought early on in our careers, like, I thought we were so lit. Like, I thought we could rave at the show that I was hosting. Whole time the show was so dead that it was like, bro, you shouldn't even come up here and say a fucking word. Just bring the main act. This is early. It's early. It's early, early, early. 100 people in the crowd.

Early. Less than 100 maybe. Probably like fucking 50 to 70 people. And I bring a water bottle out there. I was like, everybody, let's fucking go! And I start throwing water. But when I squeeze the water, I throw it backwards to the whole DJ booth. So none of the water goes out like this.

Nothing comes out when I throw it there. It all went to the DJ. Dog. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. He was in the splash zone, bro. That's what happened. Bro, bro, bro, bro. It was,

honestly, I'm going to keep real. That DJ, he still pissed at me. It's not, he still, he never did fuck with me after that, though. For real.

He never fucked with me. Did you pay him back ever? Nah, bro. It was the end of the tour. It was the end of the tour. Was it drama or something? Nah, it wasn't drama. You think drama's cool?

It was one of his... Drama manager's Jack, so I figured that's... Oh, okay. Yeah, that was... Jack told me that he got on stage about to start the show, and his mic just didn't work. The music, nothing worked.

I fucked everything up, bro. I definitely fucked that show up luckily that was the last show on the tour I think we were in North Carolina fuck North Carolina you know what I'm saying ooh okay

get spicy bro why you hate North Carolina hopefully I don't have a tour there yeah you'll probably avoid that thing I think I have a show there actually no

sorry okay so you go from internet obscurity to one of the most famous people. Wait, wait, let's bring down that word. Fuck that. Nobody knew you were on the internet before you blew the fuck up. Yeah, he's saying that's when you started.

It checks out. You can't be careful, though. That's what you meant. Internet obscurity. You were obscure. You were that guy who wanted to be a journalist. You were. You know what I mean?

These fucking white people. They try to get you with these words. Yeah, dude. Sorry we invented language. Jesus Christ. Sick guy right there. That's disgusting. Point is, you blow the fuck up. This could have been

records thing. Yeah. There could have been obscurity. It could have been record sting. Yeah. That could have been obscurity. It could have been incredibly obscure. Absolutely explode. And then I hear an interesting thing happens. I hear when you start doing these brand collabs, the brands are shocked how many athletes and entertainers want to do the shows because you're involved.

Yes. Did you know about this? Yes. That is like the biggest thing. That's crazy. Because it's very rare that somebody goes from like internet to working with the biggest companies. Yeah.

I don't know people do it. I know that maybe there's like, especially with comedians. Yeah. Probably just Drewski. Probably. I'm actually thinking about it. Talk his shit. It might just be you, bro. I'm telling. It it. Talk his shit. It might just be you, bro.

I'm telling you. It might just be you. I'm telling you. Are you Jewish? He owns a record label. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on.

Journalism. Journalism. Media. Oh, man. Oh, no. Hold on. Hold on. Journalism? Journalism. Media. Oh, man. Oh, no. We gotta sleep ourselves. Drewski, that's a Polish name, bro. Drewski is very Polish.

Yeah, dude. Derives from Drew. And Drew rhymes with? Oh, there you go. Yeah. Nah. I'm just saying. Actually, I actually was raised Catholic

let's go respect what the fuck you mean respect we're the only Catholics on the couch I was raised Catholic what happened you said you still with that side what does that mean that side side of God

come on bro that's a form of Christianity. Yeah, but they got a lot of kiddie fuckers. That's in the past, bro. We rebranded, bro. Yeah, oh, okay. We got a new PR agent. I missed the... Where'd y'all move on to? I need to know. Pope Francis, he's just more like, yo, love everyone. Love them all. His vibe

is much more chill, you know? So fuck everyone. Love everyone. Is he speaking? You know, he's a cardinal, bro. Yeah. Come on, bro. You grew up Catholic? No.

You know he didn't. Come on, dude. No, I had an Indian friend that was also Catholic when I was younger. What kind of bullshit-ass question is that? No, no, no, for real. You never know.

I swear I had an Indian friend that was Catholic. No, there's so many Catholics, yeah. Allowance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking losers, bro. Here's how not Indian they are. They're nurses

what is your religion I'm Hindu he don't even know yeah yeah he's trying to figure out what that is right now what's your religion huh

what's your religion um I'm not religious bro ah yeah yeah yeah but he wants to be Catholic though he's been trying to I mean my mom was

that Catholic he was internally racist just now yeah yeah yeah my dad was Catholic what the fuck yeah he was like ah white guy

white guy raising that religion is that what racism feels like because I felt that yeah you felt that a little bit right I felt that for a second

what was that about that judgment you just gave me it was probably the obscurity it's an obscure religious group that word is

bothering you why is that word I'll put you on game about God after we go yo yo please put me on game It's an obscure religious group. That word is bothering you. I'll put you on game about God after we go. Yo, yo, please put me on game. I heard, just through some journalism, your mom wasn't too happy when you went to a confession. Is that true? Is that true? Is that true?

He fucks chicks, doesn't he because because if he he's in there if a hole appears in your pants soon. Yeah. No, but honestly, no. My mom, she was very mad. I actually talk about it in my stand-up, too. I went to a, I think it's a priest or a pope. You got to, in Catholicism, you have to go in there. Catholicism?

What the fuck, yo? You see how he laughed? Yo, run through it. Yo, run through it. Run through it. Run through it. Run through it, bro. Run through it, bro. Son, you guys are assholes, bro. I said Catholicism.

Catholicism. What are you doing, bro? You're a real whore. That's my dead-ass religion. I know. Religion. What if we laugh at your shit, bro? What the fuck?

Son, Catholicism. I never heard it called Catholicism in my life. I'm black. Thank you. Thank you. Tomato, tomato, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, go.

Okay. All right. Yeah, so Catholicism. I like that religion. That's the white way of saying it. Or Indian way, right? Yeah, it was just an obscure way to say it. I'm sorry.

All right, anyway. Yeah, so back to what the fuck my black ass was saying. Where the fuck was I at? Yeah, no, my mom got pissed, bro. I went in there and I just lied about a whole bunch of shit. Because I wasn't, who's going to tell a random guy behind like a fucking black sheet that the real shit that you really did like all your sins yeah yeah so she told me she was like going there and they told me like tell me your sins and I just lied about a whole bunch of bullshit I

was like I ran away and I cussed at my mom and yeah I just fucking lied because why would you tell him the truth who is this guy you told your, though? Confession is private. You told your mom the truth? Yeah, I got in the car, and I was just like, yeah. She was like, what did you tell them? And I was like, I just lied. I was like, I don't know what to tell them. I was supposed to tell them my real life. And she was like, duh.

That's like, yo, you repent for your sins. I'm like, ah. And then that was the last time you went? That was the last time I did that. I still went to church. And you still go? I practice Christianity, yes. last time you went? That was the last time I did that. I still went to church after that. And you still go? Uh, I practice Christianity,

yes. Well, talk to me about this. This I like. He'll baptize a DJ sometimes. You know what I mean? No, you think that's what that was? He's just excited about it.

He's like, because this I like. Yeah. How the fuck do you like it if you're not involved in it? No, but I like his, I like to know your relationship with God.

Oh, yeah. Do you have a relationship with God? Yes, I have a great relationship with God. And do you think that relationship is dependent on doing certain maybe like religious things? Not at all. I think my relationship with God is definitely just between me and that nigga. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah. But do you try to like lead a more or less religious life? Yeah. But do you try to like lead a more or less religious life? Nah, it's just kind of like you just know like just certain shit just wouldn't happen, man. Like too much shit. We just got to know that everything is controlled by like something. There's something out there. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like it's too just everything just matches up too right.

You know what I'm saying? So that's kind of like my way. Is there a moment in your life or your career where you're like, nah, this is God, bro? Yeah, yeah. What was it? Shit, just all the success, bro. Like, I don't even know, like, a certain time. Just everything. I think everything just matches up.

Like, just even me becoming a comedian and, like, just doing what I do. It's like, bro, I look back at the videos from when I was a kid, and I'm like, fuck. All this shit had to have matched up. I was doing this shit since I was five, six years old. You know what I'm saying? It only makes sense. Yeah, like the amount of events that had to transpire to get to where you are. Like all the fucking karate lessons and fucking trumpet and piano and all that bullshit. Somehow it got you here.

Yeah, somehow we got here, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that sometimes happens. It's like when people get success, they get closer to God because it's like some people, I guess, call it like imposter syndrome, but you're like, there's no way that this should happen. There's no way that these things should come together and I should get this much success.

So I got to give credit to somebody way bigger than me. Yeah, I'm not in that situation. What do you mean? I wouldn't even call you an imposter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not in that situation. I feel like I was already praising God before and I was asking him for signs of like, just show me that this is for me. Oh, so it's validation of the belief almost.

It's like, I believed in you and then this thing happened and it's like, see? Yeah, I asked for everything. Yeah's like see that yeah I asked for everything yeah literally asked for everything and just to enjoy it and to have it

and it's just like crazy bro and it continues to happen yeah doesn't it feel like like I feel like when people I got jacked to believe in God wait what yeah oh I thought you meant

someone was robbing you while you were believing in God oh no like I got jacked to believe in God Like, I got Jack to believe in God. You got Jack to believe in God. Like, you're praying and something. I got Jack Harlow to believe in God. Really?

Yeah, yeah. What happened? I just kept talking to him while we were on the tour bus, and I was just like, bro, all this just doesn't happen. Like, it's pretty much what I just preached just now. Like, I was just like, bro, this is, you have to believe that this has to have somebody. And then when do you think it clicked for him? I don't think he ever did. He didn't tell me it did, but I know it did.

It's just one of those things. He didn't tell me it did. Listen, but bitch, he's going to believe it, and he better say that I said that, because I did. I see how many believers I made. Look at all that belief. But in all honesty, yeah, nah. I mean, if I called him right now, I should.

He should believe. You might have told this story before, but, like, how did you and Jack link up? Through some DMs, man. Really? Yeah, yeah. Back, though, before either of them was doing anything, right? Yeah, yeah. You guys, like, you said you had, had like a couple hundred followers, something like that.

Maybe a couple thousand. We both had a couple thousands. Okay. Yeah, we both had a couple thousands. We were just fans of each other's work, and then that shit just happened. You know what I'm saying? That's so fucking cool to build, because we talked about this. Once you get as big as you are, it's probably hard to trust new people.

Are you speaking on my weight? No, no. I believe you've always been this big in size, but fame... Compliment coming, compliment coming. This guy sucks. This guy sucks. This guy sucks.

No, no, no. You are massively famous. Massively. We need massively. Five minutes on, you talked about having an event. They're breaking down the doors to come meet this guy.

Five million followers on Instagram. I see you in all these videos. You penetrate pop culture in a way that's fucking amazing. Gigantic following. Yeah. Whoa, dude. You mean that?

I'm just helping him out. Wow. It's almost like you turned on him. That was your brother. I thought y'all were together. I was helping my brother out. Like, give like you turned on him. That was your brother. I thought y'all were together. I was helping my brother out. Like, give compliments. Oh, no.

That's your brother now. My brother. Oh, I see. Wow, you trusted him. You see what happened? I get it. That happened to Jesus, too, bro. You know, melanin knows melanin.

Yeah. But it's so cool because, Mark, we got them all fighting. Mission accomplished. No, but it's cool because you probably, I assume when you meet people now. We got them all fighting. Nah, but it's cool because you probably, I assume when you meet people now. Oh, you still going to make the point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to give him a compliment now. He wants to get this shit across. Son, you think I'm out here?

This guy's putting this one fucking down. I'm trying to compliment you. You keep thinking I'm fucking fat. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm not. I got to get the compliment out. I'm listening. That's him, man.

But no, but no. Hit that shit. Hit that shit. So how do you trust... Hit that shit, though. Hit that shit. If it's not some Hindu shit, I'm gonna run it back

when it's done. Oh, man. All right, but for real, though. How do you trust new people at this point? Ooh. Ah, fuck, yeah. That was a long point to make.

That was a great question. And that wasn't even a compliment. It took a minute. It took a minute. I had to compliment you first. You know what I mean? I had to let you know. I get it.

You really don't, though, bro. I think he can also say the same shit. Like, you kind of, it's like you got to always have your guard up for, like, the people around you, you definitely trust, you know what I'm saying? And your team and all that. But you really don't trust everybody like you kind of know what certain shit is for what and like this take this for this you know i'm saying like if it's a business relationship you know that this is starting this business yeah expect business yeah it's a friendship expect friendship maybe a little bit of begging for

some money involved because Because you have money. You know what I'm saying? This friendship's not for no fucking reason. Or for cloud reasons. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just always got to keep your guard up a little bit, you know? So you'll never know. Sometimes I feel like you build with the people who don't want anything.

Yeah, yeah. That's the easiest time. Like, there'll be people who just kind of offer. That's the other thing. Like, sometimes, like, very successful people are the easiest ones to connect with because they don't need anything from you. So you know for a fact that there's

nothing you could do for Jay-Z or some shit. Maybe you could help them with brands, etc. But you don't need to be okay. So when they're reaching out to you, you know that that's genuine. They're not going, okay, how can I get a trip to Colorado? It's a Drewski, right?

I love how you guys are definitely going to trip to Colorado. What? How many people are you taking to Colorado? I'm going to travel this whole fucking trip with my family to Colorado. For real. But why you got to take your aunt, bro?

I didn't know I'm taking my aunt. I know, man. What the fuck? I know these things, bro. I didn't know I'm taking my aunt. I know, man. What the fuck? I know these things, bro. I'm a journalist. My aunt's a great person. My aunt actually took me in when I ran away. I ran away.

So it wasn't a lot. So yeah, the confession was real, dude. It was a prophecy. Well, no, no, no. I ran away years later. I ran away when I was like 21, 22. Hold on, hold on. That's not running away. That's moving out. Hold on. You ran away when I was like fucking 21, 22. Hold on, hold on. That's not running away.

That's moving out. Hold on. You ran away at 21? Yeah, I got robbed and then I was. Hold on. There's a lot going on. A lot going on. You ran away at 21 and you got robbed?

How are you confessing something in the future, bro? How do you run away? That's the whitest shit I've ever heard. How do you run to something in the future, bro? How do you run away? That's the whitest shit I've ever heard. How do you run away at 21? Mom, I'm leaving. Good. I'm breaking the rules. I'll say, honestly.

Get out of here. Tell the story. I'll say I ran away from my city. I left Atlanta and I went to D.C. I told my aunt, I was like, I'm going to live with you. And I'm just going to, like, figure out a job situation up here. You know, whatever. Figure it all out.

And then, you know, she let me come. And I was just grown as fuck living in her crib. You know what I'm saying? With my cousins and shit. And they were like. She deserves a trip. Yeah, she does. She deserves it.

How did you get robbed? What happened when you got robbed? It's just some bullshit, man. Like, you know, Atlanta's a crazy place. You guys might not know about it, man. She deserves it. How did you get robbed? What happened when you got robbed? It's just some bullshit, man. Like, you know, Atlanta's a crazy place. You guys might not know about it, man. But shit happens. Shit transpires all the time. Was he, like, crying when he robbed you?

What the fuck? What's that? This is a show where we take, I mean, journalism seriously, bro. Come on. I wasn't crying when he robbed me. No, he was crying. He was crying when he robbed me. Yeah.

Why was his bitch ass crying? Yeah. Why was he crying? Do I know that guy? Nah, it's because honestly. Nah, honestly, honestly. I like you. You're great.

Honestly, that motherfucker was crying because he kept continuously saying, like, I don't want to do this to y'all. I really wanted your homeboy. And I was like, yo, I don't want to do this to y'all. I really wanted your homeboy. And I was like, yo, I can get you to my homeboy. I can get you to him as fast as fucking possible. If you need his number, you need it where he stays, I will get you to him. But, you know, it was just some...

That whole situation was crazy as fuck. He robbed you at your home? He robbed you at... Yeah, he robbed me at an apartment. We were all, me and all my boys were standing at the time. And yeah, we were all shook as fuck. Came in with a gun? He started crying.

Yeah, he was, yeah. So broke down the door? Not necessarily broke down the door. We seen him. It was all, it all happened in the car. Like he was outside the car. We were in the car. Oh.

I didn't pull off, though. Stupid move. What do you mean? I mean, that's scary, though. You guys are getting robbed. Hit the fucking pedal to the metal. Oh, you were driving? Pedal to the metal.

Yeah. But I didn't. Nah, you probably thinking he pulled the, you know what I mean? He can't see. He's crying, bro. He's got his hands in the gun. Smart guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, 100%.

And the gun is in your face? He went to driver's side? Whoa. What type of gun? Why the fuck would I know that? That's a lot to remember. I mean, yeah, it's like a barrel. In a super dramatic moment.

I'm looking at a barrel. Oh, clock nine, actually. No, he had a fucking gun. Doesn't everybody down south have guns and shit? Don't you know about all that? It's a handgun. A handgun. Oh, handgun.

There you go. It wasn't like an AK he put up. Or a machete or nothing. I don't you know about all that? It's a handgun. A handgun. Oh, a handgun. There you go. It wasn't like an AK he put up. Or a machete or nothing. I don't fucking know. A machete would be sick. That's some pussy shit if you get robbed in a car with a machete. That's not pussy, though. If you got robbed when the guy has a machete.

You cut your head off when you pull off if he has it in the car. Yeah, if it stalls. Oof. Yeah. Wait, a machete is like a knife, right? Yeah. The car. Wait, a machete is like a knife, right?

Yeah. The car. I don't want this shit at all. You never seen a machete stall, bro? That thing is crazy. So what did he get? He got a couple hundred from me. I was begging.

Like, I was giving him anything. But he didn't really want it from us. Like, he really wanted our homeboy. And he was like, yo, I'm sorry that this is happening to y'all, but I really want him. And I'm like, bro, I will fucking take you there. Like, I really was volunteering to take him there. But, you know. I was ready to snitch, for sure.

Oh, this is actually good. This is your life. Yeah, that's your life. Now, this is a good question. Can you snitch? Are y'all snitching? Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Are y'all snitching? Are we going to go down your life. Yeah, that's your life. Now, this is a good question. Can you snitch? Are y'all snitching? Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Are y'all snitching?

Are we going to go down the line? Yeah, let's go. Are you giving up your homeboy where he's at? If somebody has a gun to you and they're saying, just take me there, I want to know where he's at. I'm going to lie until I'm taking him there, and then I'm just going to drive to the precinct. I'm not going to actually take him to my homeboy. He's going to blow your fucking black ass head off. Go ahead.

Bro, he's outside. What's your answer? Oh, yeah. I grew up Catholic. I go to confession. I'm going to snitch, to my home, boy. He's going to blow your fucking black ass head off. Bro, he's outside. What's your answer? Oh, yeah. I grew up Catholic. I go to confession. I'm going to snitch. 100%. Attaboy.

Got you. What's your answer? I'll snitch, man. Fuck out of here. What's your answer? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

What's the reason? What's you going to do? Because snitches do dishes. What is it along? Yeah. Snitches do dishes. Snitches do dishes. So what are you doing? So tell us what you're doing in that situation. What is it along? Yeah. Snitches do dishes. Snitches do dishes. So what are you doing?

No, so tell us what you're doing in that situation. What would I do in that situation? I'd pull the trigger, fuck boy. All right, boom, doom. You're dead. Nah. You're dead. Well, no, if he kills me, you're never going to know where my friend is.

All right, but I'm going to take your shit. You're a dead, non-religious guy. Go ahead. I don't even go nowhere. How close am I to this person? Is he a good friend? If he's a good friend, I'm not snitching. Shit, bro.

I would never snitch on this guy. I'll snitch on them two, no problem. Come on. Come on, bro. What are you talking about? What the fuck?

You're good, you're good. Wow. Yo. Wow. To each his own. To each his own. It is what it is. Alex, you'd snitch.

Nah. You would. Nah, I wouldn't. Come on, bro. I would rather lose my shit than snitch, but if it's my life line... But see, a lot of people actually think out this scenario like how we're doing now, but

honestly, when you're in it- You're snitching. Bro, you don't even fucking think you're snitching. Nah, I would've drove away. I wouldn't just- You can't even drive away. Hey, drive away. I'm not just crying in your face, bro.

Drive away. Boom, you're done. Did you try to appeal to his emotion at all? Were you like, talk to me or something? Did you say that? Did I say that? No. I was fucking panicking trying to get directions to the GPS of where we needed to go.

I just want to give this guy everything he needs. I wanted to give him anything he needed. You called him over? What do you need, bro? I'll get you whatever right now. I'll get him anything he needed. You called him over? What do you need, bro? I'll get you whatever right now. I'll get you anything. So was it justified of what your friend did to him? Because maybe that changes.

Well, yeah. Was it like payback? Yeah. Not necessarily. I really don't even know what he wanted of the reason. Yes, you do. Honestly, I really don't know what he wanted from that guy, but I guess they had a past relation

that they had something going on from him. He's politically correct. That's all right. It's fine. It's fine. Because you know the first thing you're going to do is go to your friend and be like,

yo, what the fuck? Leave him here. Yeah, it's all right. Black shit. Yeah, black shit. I just wonder, how do you get out of that scenario? Al, your idea's pretty good.

You're going to drive in there and you drive right to the precinct. He's not going to do anything at the precinct. Yeah, you're going to shoot me right in front of the precinct. That's brilliant thinking in the moment.

But he's not going to let you go. He wants that shit now. How do you know where the precinct is off the top of your head? Son, you can GPS police precinct? No, but I'm saying in your hood, like, if you're in your town, you know where the fucking precinct is.

This guy grew up in Gwinnett County, man. He don't know where the fucking precinct is. He's low- in Gwinnett County, man. He don't know where the fucking precinct is. He's low-key right, though. Yeah. I don't know where the precinct is. I don't know where the precinct is is my shit either, to be honest with you. In New York, it's easier because it's on-

In Gwinnett County? Nah, but that shit mattered in the elections, I remember. They kept talking about Gwinnett County. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we need to make sure you're getting that day started, okay? We need to make sure you're getting all them high-quality vitamins, minerals, whole food source, superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens that you need to start your day right to be the best person you can be.

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Let's get back to the show. Did you vote? Are you still a charged citizen? Herschel Walker? Please tell me you voted for Herschel Walker, bro. Can we speak on what the fuck is going on with Herschel Walker for real? Why? CTE, dog.

It's pretty clear, right? You think it's CTE? It's got to be. Nah, bro. Greatness. That guy's great, bro. He says some real shit. Doesn't he say some real shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm never down to tear a black man down, but honestly, what the fuck does that guy be talking about, for real? You would rather be a vampire than a werewolf, bro? I don't know what he was talking about. Yeah, that's actually what I want to speak on. What was he talking about when he said that? He said he saw the werewolf movie, and he's like, oh, I'd way rather be a werewolf than a vampire. But before that in his life, he always wanted to be a vampire.

I agree. That's foolish. No, that's foolish. You got CTE, too. I know CTE when I see it. Are you teamTE too. I know CTE when I see it. Are you team Vampires? I fucking know CTE when I see it. He actually probably does.

Wait a minute. I might actually have a little CTE. Oh, you play football? Nah, I just fell. Where'd you fall? Rollerblading, aggressive rollerblading. You're a rollerblader? Aggressive.

Aggressive rollerblading. What does aggressive even mean? I was an aggressive rollerblader. I tried to do that shit. Put some respect on that. Put some respect on that. I was an aggressive rollerblader. I went to aggressive rollerblading camp I tried to do that shit. Put some respect on that. Put some respect on that. I was an aggressive rollerblader. I went to an aggressive rollerblading camp once.

Are you serious, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you ever fucking serious, bro? Like, what are you talking about? Like, what are we talking about here for real? It's called Woodward. Really? Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know about that. Yeah, Woodward. I actually used to go to a skating rink. All-American. Oh, really? Yeah, they used to have lock-ins and shit. Girls come in there, twerk on you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. We were young as fuck. We were like 14. And you were just twerking with 14-year-old girls? No, I wouldn't. No, man.

I wouldn't twerk. No. See, I told you that. You see how he tries to get you? It sounded like that's what you said. You see how he did that Catholicism? Yeah. Was that your wedding ring?

I mean, you said 14-year-old girls, and this thing flew off my finger. I don't know what the fuck's going on. What happened? Did you do that? Did you do that? Vampire, bro. Did you say roller skating? I almost went werewolf.

I literally almost went werewolf right now. Nah, the girls used to be twerking, man. We used to have hella lock-ins and shit, bro. That was the place to be. Nah, nah. Honestly, y'all laugh, but that was the shit. Really? Yeah.

Were you the one guy out there, no blades? I never got twerked. But I was rollerblading. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Oh. And do you think that the karate background helped with the balance of it?

That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Purple belt. Yeah. You know what I mean? I didn't get purple. I'm actually a black belt. Really?

Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Do they give that to you first, and then you work your way up? That was the biggest belt. They were like, this is the only one we got, bro. This has to be a racism thing. Honestly, I worked my way up. I did fucking karate for like 10 years, bro.

No talking. I know form one, form two, form like fucking three and all that other extra shit. What was it again? It wasn't karate. It was taekwondo. Okay. Yeah. Oh, really?

Shout out Master Kim. Has it ever worked in a fight that you did? Like all that shit just be like, it's like, it's about. Taekwondo. Yeah, like taekwondo. That was a no. In case you're trying to understand now. Let me break it down. Let me break it down.

The thing is. The thing is. Karate, karate, no, I'll just say that. Karate is about like fighting and shit, but Taekwondo is like discipline, right? Taekwondo is like discipline, knowing when to like- That's what they say when you get your ass kicked By some guy who knows karate right You were so disciplined You're like just say you suck at fighting bro

When that guy took your money you were disciplined as hell bro Yeah yeah yeah I was disciplined bro That's what really matters Really karate is about that though bro It's about the discipline and knowing like I can whoop this guy's ass but I'm only gonna use self defense Number two in America in karate.

What, black guy? Mm-hmm. Black guy. Are you sure? Come on. Not sure. I don't know you guys' names. Come on, come on, black guy.

Black guy, black guy. What's your number two? So the black guy. No, that was him. I was going to say white guy. That was him. I was going to say brown guy. I mean, I don't fucking know.

Is that offensive? No, black guy. Come on. So yes, I would've said brown guy. I mean, I don't fucking know. Is that offensive? No, black guy, come on. So yes, Alex was the number two. I don't know you guys. Come on. Too much. Chill, give the fat guy a break. What?

Thank you. He was coming out of that. OK. All that. Okay. All right. Okay. So he was number two in America for not fucking girls in high school. Really? Yeah.

What? You know what aggressive skating? Are you talking about me, bro? Yo, girls love skates. You didn't just hear? You went to skate camp, bro. I went to skate camp so I could get girls. How many girls was there? Wait, wait, wait.

It was mostly men. It was mostly men. Do you know what I mean? It was mostly guys. You know what I mean? But we did really good grinding and shit. Different type of grinding

but we learned how to do it. What type of camps did y'all attend? I attended no camps ever in my life. You weren't allowed to go to camp.

No, my parents didn't want to pay for it. Oh, I knew. My parents didn't want to pay for it. We're not paying for that. I did soccer camps. Soccer camps. Yeah, I went to a soccer camp. Oh, I knew. My parents... I knew you weren't going to camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not paying for that. I did soccer camps. Soccer camps.

Yeah, I went to a soccer camp. Oh, shit. Oh, bro, I actually saw that picture of you when you played soccer when you were a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit was amazing. You see this? No.

Y'all should go to Camp McAuley. It's an all-sports camp in Tennessee for little boys. We should go? I don't think I should go now. No, you guys should go. Check it out, all right? This is way too Catholic of you. Hey, don't check it out.

That's very Catholic. I don't want to listen to all of you. Just sit and talk to a bunch of old too Catholic of you. Man, don't check it out. That's very Catholic. Just a bunch of old dudes with no face. Hey, we're here to watch. Your Catholic is showing. See what I'm saying? Your Catholicism is coming out. Your Catholicism is coming out. It's showing, bro.

Damn, why do Catholics always like this, bro? Sam McCally, bro. He'd be with that shit, too, son. There's something about that shit, bro. So you went to Cam McCally? Yeah, yeah. Cam McCally was a great place, bro. Yeah? Yeah, bro. He be with that shit, too, son. There's something about that shit. So you went to Cam McAuley? Yeah, yeah. Cam McAuley was a great place, man. Yeah?

Yeah. And? I don't know. It was a fun camp. You had some fun? Yeah, yeah. We did. We did.

Played dodgeball? Yeah, we played a little dodgeball. We played, what's the sport you play in the water with the balls? A water polo. Water polo. Yeah, yeah. We played water polo. Baseball. All that shit, man. Like, for real, for balls. A water polo. Water polo, yeah. We played water polo. Baseball, all that shit, man.

Like, for real, for real. The water polo. Yeah, yeah. It's like a campus. Like, it's a high school boarding school, but all these little boys go up there, and they spend like two weeks up there all together, and like, what the fuck is so funny?

Stop saying little boys. What the fuck? Every time I say it, no, I'm being honest. Stop saying little boys. Say kids. I was once? Stop saying little boys. What the fuck? Every time I say it, I'm being honest. Stop saying little boys. Say kids. I was once one of those little boys. I forgot. I said kids, bro.

I know. I know. What is so funny? Nothing. It just seems like the most fun. With that mustache, you can't say that, bro. You can't say it with the mustache.

What are you talking about? Oh, boy. I'm going to go. All right, so the boys are in the water. They're all wet, right? No. You can't say little boys are on, bro. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry to go. All right, so the boys are in the water. They're all wet, right? No. You can't say the little boys are on, boys. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Sorry, sorry. That's a trick. No, but that's good. Honestly, it was a great camp. Yeah. It's unforgettable, man. I love Camp McKellen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know why it's funny. Yeah. I don't know why it's funny. It was a great boys camp, all boys camp. I didn't think it was funny until this time. Actually, at the end of the camp. What happened? It was an all girls camp, all boys camp. I didn't think it was funny until this time. Actually, at the end of the camp. What happened?

It's an all girls camp across the street. Let's go. And we have a dance with them. Oh, that's smart. Before. Why are you so scared? They recorded and shit, so it's like all being monitored. Okay.

So they send you. Yeah. They show the pants and everything. Bro, did I tell you about that camp So they send you the videos? Yeah. They show the parents the dance and everything. Bro, did I tell you about that camp? They take pictures

and videos and shit. Is it possible to get that video if you're not a parent? What the fuck? No, man. Like, in a way to support

the church or something or support the camp. Come on, bro. You realize they just taped a bunch of children dancing and then sent it to adults, right? Yeah, that's crazy.

That's crazy. They're the parents. The parents. You're the parent. You're the parent of like one of those kids. And there's like a hundred kids there. And what if you watch a loser kid not get nothing, bro? Just stand up. You miss a shot in the corner.

Bianca. Bianca. It's all good. You don't remember that camp? Bianca was a counselor bro that's where she finds time what Camp Epstein Camp Epstein

come on guys stop I have nothing to do with this I'm genuinely talking about listen listen

listen I don't know why you promoting the fuck out of that we haven't even spoken about your tour but everybody knows about motherfucking

Camp McAuley Camp McAuley is McAllen, yeah. Camp McAllen is hot, man. That's what he said in the clip. Sick guy, man. My son is hot at Camp McAllen. Let's get back on track, bro. Let's do it.

What y'all want to talk about? Can we talk about adults? Camp McAllen. No, we got here because of the snitching thing. Say again? We got here because of the snitching thing. Did you hear T.I. was snitching on the dead? Nah.

Can you snitch on the dead? Is that okay? Hell yeah. I feel the same way. I think it's genius. Yeah. That is genius. Wait, wait.

So explain. The dude's dead. You did some shit, but your lawyer finds a way to put it on the dead dude. That's your homie. But put it on the dead dude. He's already dead. Why the fuck would the dead dude give a fuck? That's what I'm saying. If that's your homie, but we put on the dead dude, he's already dead. Why the fuck would the dead dude give a fuck? That's what I'm saying.

If that's your homie, he would actually go. I get it. Go. Maybe because of their legacy, but who cares? But as long as it's not like

going to Camp McAuley or nothing like that, as long as you're not a counselor at Camp McAuley. Like, if that's what you're accused of is being like a Gold Star Camp McAuley counselor,

you spent 20 years at Camp McAuley. 20 years is mad years. I'm weak, bro. Yo, I'm weak, bro. It's in Tennessee? Yeah, it's in Tennessee. What part of Tennessee?

What, bro? I'm going to have kids. No, I honestly want y'all to send your kids there. No, do it now. No, it's a great camp. I swear to God. It's all boys. It's an all boys camp. And it's a great camp. I swear to God. It's all boys. It's an all boys camp.

And it's a blast. It's a blast. I don't know, bro. It's a blast. Just drink a Happy Dad at this point. I swear to God it's a blast. I bet it was a blast. Listen, okay, listen.

I'm going to send my kids at least one time to Camp McAllen. Did you ever rip your pants there? No, I never ripped my pants there. Did someone rip them for you? No, no. Don't. Come on, bro. No?

See? See how the question gets into it? He does that. I was inappropriate. Yeah, I was inappropriate. Let's just talk about normal shit. You said you were playing water polo, dodgeball, dodge dad dick. Did you ever play that?

Did you ever play that game? I can't look at it. Dodge dick. What is that? That's the important game. Dodge the guy, bro. Dodge dick is crazy. We'll never make it to the next point.

I got to dodge the dad dick, bro. Wild. That's a wild game. Listen, listen. That's a wild game. That's how you make a happy dad. Come on, yo. Y'all are crazy. You guys are actually. She's pissed. She's like, yo. Y'all are crazy.

You guys are acting crazy. Yo, shut the fuck up. Bianca. Oh, man. Bianca. Listen, can we get back on track here? Yes. Let's get back on track here, okay?

Little League World Series. Who's your favorite? This is great. Okay, come on. You care about the World Cup at all? Let's switch it up. Yeah, yeah. He wants to talk about the little leak. He just calls it the World Series.

That's also true. You want to slide into home with any of those? Jesus. Jesus, help us! Come on, Jesus! Nah, World Cup, honestly, I ain't watching none of the World Cups. Why are you boycotting? Boycott?

No. Nah, actually, that actually derives a good point. Were any of y'all Boy Scouts? You are crazy. I'm being honest, though. Were any of you guys Boy Scouts? I get it. I get it. For real, though any of you guys boy scouts i get it i get it i just wanted to know yo do you know what actually i was a little bit my you know what my favorite i can tell a boy scout when i see one okay but do you know my favorite not

what was your favorite the balloonoon knot. Why is that? Why is your favorite? What does a butthole look like? Oh. Wow. Listen, they're not all going to work, guys. They're not all going to work. Listen, what we do is we shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We shoot. We shoot until we, you know, we never stop shooting. Yeah, you're hot right now. I was hot. You're hot, son. That cooled it off. You know how Boy Scouts were? I spent one month as a Boy Scout.

Why'd you stop? Because I was in France. France. I was living with a kid my sophomore year of high school, and then we were Boy Scouts were around? I spent one month as a Boy Scout. Why'd you stop? Because I was in France. I was living with a kid my sophomore year of high school, and then we were Boy Scouts together, and then I came back, was never a Boy Scout again, but that shit was miserable. I feel like black people never did Boy Scouts. Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.

Black people were never Boy Scouts. Why's that? I don't know. They didn't come to us. I ain't never seen a black nigga do no Boy Scouts. Was it a fee? I would have liked to do it, too. I'm a Boy Scout.

I think you have to sell shit to be in it Right? You have to sell cookies There had to be a fee I think it was a fee to be in Boy Scouts And you don't have to sell cookies to be a Girl Scout Were you a Boy Scout? Nah, Indian people don't do that either Just be a doctor, that's your only goal in life Wow

Oh yeah, because we don't do outdoor shit, that's why That's why Wow That's why. Yeah. Wow. That's stupid. That's not true. You do some outdoor stuff. Basketball? Basketball is an indoor activity, but it can be done outdoor. You know? Stuff in the woods.

Rolling dice? Yeah. Outdoor? No one rolls dice in their park. Nobody rolls dice at a casino nowadays, huh? Brick! Damn. I'm thinking of outdoor activities. That's right.

We got it. We got it. Keep shooting, son. Jesus Christ. All right, what's another outdoor activity? I'm going to condition it. What's another one? Rolling blunts?

You're going to say racial things. Come on. Wait, wait. These are the stereotypes. Wait, was I naming stereotypes? You're naming black stereotypes. rolling blunts you're saying racial things come on these are the stereotypes wait was I naming stereotypes you're naming black stereotypes so I'm passing the ball what's another one

do one that's not a black stereotype something not stereotypical yeah just anything that's outside that's not stereotypical no stereotypes I started this didn't I I think you might have

but no stereotypes at all yeah okay I'm in this is a tough one outdoor activities football football is a good one yeah yeah that's'm in. This is a tough one. Outdoor activities. Football. Football is a good one. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

Football is a good one. Yeah. But there's also probably others. Mm-hmm. We don't really play baseball like that. Dominicans.

Yeah. Caribbean blacks. You look a little Dominican. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People tell me that. Are you mixed? No. Not a chance.

Can I ask you a personal question? Fuck no. Because everything that he is... No, no, this is serious. Impersonal, yeah. Okay, this is serious. When you made a joke about NBA young boys baby mama,

and then he had a threatening response. It sent a chill down my spine. Did it send a chill down your spine? Definitely did. Then you guys got on a live together. Yeah. How did you squash that so fast? He's a good guy, man.

NBA Youngboy, he's a very guy and you know you've got to respect him can I ask you one more question please please please no no no no is NBA Youngboy your favorite rapper name fuck no actually

I would never he's bad he's bad that's not your favorite you like Fuck no, actually. I wouldn't. He's back. He's back. That's not your favorite. You like Lil Baby. Wait, what's so funny about that? What's up with Lil Baby?

Hey, you know who he's on tour hoping for? The Baby. Listen, is it crazy? Actually, total shift here. Entertaining the crowd, you're going up first how what percentage of the audience is in

by the time you go on in what like loaded in in their seats when you're going up in the Chris Brown well for the J. Cole and the Chris Brown tour

I was right before J. Cole and I was right before Chris Brown oh that's dope so it was like everybody so other okay that's what I was wondering it was majority

of everybody in there because sometimes they sacrifice us comedians when we go on. We go on first. Yeah, they try. I think for the Jack Harlow one, I was sacrificed like fuck. Yeah, yeah. It was in like, yeah, it was an early Jack, so it sucked anyway.

But even if I went out right before him, it wouldn't, you know. So you get to go when everybody's excited. They just saw another act that they really liked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've seen a couple of music acts, the starting ones, and then they see me. Then they see the big act. So it was almost like a one-on-one situation, for real. I was actually blessed with the placement, for real.

Not even bullshit. Okay, what was the hardest city? Damn. Fuck. Because that's not easy. Nah. Do you know what I mean? Like, following music is hard.

Why? Why is he laughing? Why is he laughing? Is it Boston? Nah, I heard you say it's a different thing performing in a city like Boston. Yeah, Boston was very different, you know. Yeah, Boston's one of them ones. It ain't easy.

I think we were like two hours late. On the J. Cole tour, we were like two hours late at the North Carolina show. It was like North Carolina Greensboro or something. And J. Cole and all them, the people that were setting up the show were like

two hours and 30 minutes late, so they just sent me out there. And bro, they didn't want no jokes, no shit. They didn't want shit. They were like, yo, we want to see Jacob. I just made it funny. Like, I was just like, yo, y'all know we on Black People's Time.

And then it just got them going. And then I just made, I just got the fuck up out of there because I said, boy, you got this. Fuck this shit. I had to fuck to the next city. Because I mean, but it was, it'd be shit like that.

Like, where it's like, I couldn't, I couldn't even, I couldn't help it. It was a scenario where it was like, damn, I'm putting in a fire. Now, when you're going out on some of these shows, which city did you feel like everyone in that crowd also knew you? Which city did it feel like this was like a Drewski show as well? Like Houston and like Atlanta. Crazy.

L.A. is very big. Like, I feel like LA, Houston, Atlanta is like some, like my top three cities for real, for real. But Houston is crazy. Why, why? I don't know. It's just like, he tries to get to the bottom of this. Why, why, why? He's a journalist.

Nah, nah, nah. Honestly, I don't, I really don't know why Houston's so much love, but Houston has always been good for me, for real. Yeah. Anytime I go to Houston, if I do a club booking or a pop-up show or anything, it's just like, bro, it's insane. Are you tapped in? Yeah, hell yeah.

You got to announce you're coming into town? You got to check in? What do you guys say? Like, just be cool about it. You're the police. What are you talking about? Be cool about it. Yeah, yeah.

You don't have to check in? Nah. All right. Do you have to check in when you go in? Of course. You do? Yeah. Have you ever had to check in anywhere?

100%. Where have you checked in? Be honest, bro. Like, because we want to not jacking everybody off, right? What do you mean? Be honest, for real. Because we're not jacking everybody off, right? What do you mean? Like, fucking be honest. Did you ever have to check in? Yeah.

No. What are you talking about? Check in? I feel like... Yeah, what does that even mean? I don't know. I feel like you wouldn't have to check in. Yeah, why would I have to check in?

Yeah. I liked it when you were lying better. Yeah, why would I have to check in? Yeah. I liked it when you were lying better. Yeah. Where do I got to check in? Maybe someday you might have to check in, though, for real, for real. In certain cities. But it depends where I go in those cities. As you continue to grow.

If I'm going to go to Southside, I'm going to fucking check in. Yeah. Have you ever done a hood show? I actually started doing hood shows. Yeah, that's where we met. For real, for real? Yeah. You were in the hood?

Yeah. Yeah. It's where we met. Furl Furl? Yeah. You were in the hood? Yeah. It's surprising. Something about that just doesn't sit right with me. Well, I mean, we're opening a bodega. Makes sense, makes sense. Now I get it. Yeah, we started in the hood rooms.

You got to try to do every room. Yeah, I get it. But it was a weird thing. I grew up in New York, so it wasn't an odd thing. I think there's certain places where it's like black people live here, white people live here, and these are the neighborhoods, and it's completely separated. But you grow up in New York. It's not weird to see black people in audience or white people in audience. Yeah, yeah. There's a mainstream comedy circuit that is the clubs that's more white, of course.

Yeah, yeah. But even now, it's way more diverse than when I was starting. I feel like you really don't have to check in unless you're like, you really got to be doing some big numbers for a... And also, if you're like affiliated with something I imagined back home. True. Right? Like if you're part of...

Listen, if you're a mafia dude, you're going to another town that's run by a different... You got to check in. Yeah. You're an Italian dude. You got to check in. Right? I like how you tried to give gross out there. I don't fucking know.

I don't know. That's right. Don't talk about our shit. Yeah. I'm not Italian. You're Italian? Nah. You're not Italian?

No, I'm not Italian. What is your descent? My parents are French-Canadian from Montreal. French. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I grew up in Florida, though. Yeah. I think my last name is French.

What is it? Des Bordes or Des Borde. Yeah, that's... Haitian? No, Haitian. Why would you say Haitian? Why are you assuming Haitian? I think my last name is French. What is it? Desbordes or Desbordes. Haitian? No, Haitian. Why would you say Haitian? Why are you assuming Haitian? Because it sounds French. It could be Parisian.

No, I think it's French, honestly. I think it's spelled Desbordes, but it's pronounced Desbordes. Desbordes. Like the S's are silent. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah. Have you been to France? Never.

Never? Never. Oh, shit. Oh, you. Have you been to France? Never. Never? Never. Oh, shit. Oh, you got to go. It's nice. And they got us over there. For real? Yeah.

The bitches? Yeah. But you got a girl. Yeah, I got a girl. That's what I'm asking. Shit. Nigga. This is nigga talk.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. It's just locker room talk. Yeah. The culture.

The culture. The culture. Can culture. The culture. Can you... The culture. Is it cheating if she's Latina? Is that a combo you've had with your girl yet? Like, is it... She's Latina.

Like, can you say that? How is that not cheating? No, because she's Latina. Yeah, it's different. In what way? Well, is your girl Latina? She's got a pussy. You know what I'm saying?

If she's Latina, she's got a pussy still. That's cheating, right? No, she's not Latina. All right, so give me the explanation. Yeah, exactly. Explain it. No, you explain it. I don't get it.

I don't get it. What are you talking about? Is your girl Latina? No. Okay, so if you hook up with a Latina, does she consider that cheating to her? For example, my wife considers it cheating no matter who. Oh, okay, yeah. But does your girl, can you just be like, oh, no, she was Latina, and then your girl is like.

Fuck no. Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah. What the fuck? no she was latina and then your girl was like fuck no that's oh really oh really you'd have it created that's the thing though no create a little carve out you know what i'm saying there's people out there that believe you have carve outs latinos asians a very popular one carve out for asians you know what i mean some you might want to talk to her she might she might be okay with a car, man. Yeah, you never know.

If it's the same name, sometimes they're cool with that. Oh, yeah. Also. Yeah. You even said if they look similar sometimes. Yeah, we call that a tribute. Do you have any car vows? We call that a tribute.

You've never done that? You've never hooked up with a girl who looks just like your girl, and then it's a tribute to her? You never said that? That's fine. I was thinking of you the whole time. Is that one of your car vows? He's a cover baby. I am not allowed to her? You never said that? That's fine. I was thinking of you the whole time. Is that one of your car vows?

She's a cover bitch. I am not allowed to do this. You're not allowed to do this. I'm not, but I'm saying you might be allowed to pull that off. No, I feel like I've never had that conversation.

You're a Drewski. Honestly, I've never... Yo, you're a Drewski, bro. No, I haven't had the conversation, though. Like, I've never had the conversation. Have it now.

This is the time. It's early. She's about to come meet your family. Have the conversation before she does. How do y'all know this? Snow Bunny? Snow Bunny? See how white dudes try to ask

if you fuck white chicks? Snow Bunny? He's going to Colorado. You see how black dudes try to avoid it? It's like subliminally racist. White chicks? I'm just saying. Fucking finger guns. It's like subliminally racist. It's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You fucking. Fucking finger guns. I'm just saying. Is this snow? I'm not here for Dr. Umar. I mean, I don't discriminate, man. I don't fuck all these chicks, for real.

I don't be good with fuck, for real. Not even bullshit, like, for real. Love is love. Love is love. Yeah, love is love. Love is love, though. But, like, what color is this love? Like, oh, my God, bro. You know what is love, though. But, like, what color is this love? Oh, my God.

You know what I mean, though? Like, what's the deal? Like, how excited was she for you? I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about. Put it this way. How excited was she for me to... Like, you don't have to say what she is, but, like, was she more excited when you got...

Oh, no, no. I can tell you what she is. She's Blazion. She's black and Asian. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Go platinum.

That's wild. He just made so many girls hurt at home. He's like, wait a minute. What they gonna do? What they gonna do? Right? Golly. That's crazy.

I honestly don't know. That was crazy what you did right there. That was crazy what you did right there, bro. You went black and Asian? Yeah. She's a good girl.

She's very funny. That's crazy, bro. Does your girl have a personality? No. No. She's not allowed to have a... Wait, you let your girl

have a personality, bro? I mean, I typically, yeah. That's crazy, dude. You're not supposed to? Come on, Drewski. Yo, this guy's a maniac. This guy's a maniac, bro. Funny fucking guy.

You got to put him on game. You got to put him on. Bro, I'm sorry, babe. You have a great personality. I just want to let you know I love you very much, and I was just trying to go along with the improv. He keeps fl you very much, and I was just trying to go along with the improv. He keeps flicking the brains off. I was just trying to go along with the improv.

I just love you. He flicked the ring off when I said it. This doesn't come off at all. Shut the fuck up. It's in the forehead. This doesn't come off at all. I love you so much, and you're the best. You're absolutely amazing.

I don't believe in any of that tribute shit that I was just talking about. It's going to be hard to find tribute for you. Yeah, I see. It's going to be hard to find tribute for you. Yeah, I see. It's going to be hard. I wouldn't even do that, though, man. I don't move like that. I'm a good genuine guy. I know you guys are like fuck-offs, right?

Yeah, I got that vibe from y'all when I walked in. Fuck-offs. But I actually respect my bitch. I respect my bitch, man. Damn, I need to learn how to respect my bitch. You know what I'm saying? Respect my bitch, man. Damn, I need to learn how to respect my bitch, man. That's fire, bro. What type of Asian do you know? Shit, that is a hard question.

That is a hard question. What the fuck Asian is she? I really don't know. I don't know. I understand. How quickly do you tell her parents you do cry? Right. Her dad's not Asian.

Her mom is. I think we figured. That's a more common... Usually how it works, bro. What, when the girl likes a black guy figured. Yeah, yeah. That's a more common. It's usually how it works. That's a more common. Usually how it works, right? Yeah. What, when the girl likes a black guy? No, no, Jewish guys, too, usually is the. Really?

Yeah, nerdy white Jewish guy, Asian woman. Yeah, 100%. No, no, no. Black woman, Asian dude, you don't see as much. It's not as common. White hipster, Asian woman, pretty common. Oh, oh. Black dude, Asian woman.

Asian woman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiger Woods' dad was black. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Russell Simmons, Asian woman. Asian woman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiger Woods' dad was black. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Russell Simmons. Earl.

Russell Simmons. Russell Simmons. Yeah, yeah. Russell Simmons looks more black than he does. No, but his wife was. His wife. And his kids. God damn it, Trotsky.

Oh. Cut the fuck off. Oh, that's Asian. He looks black as fuck. Russell Simmons is black as shit. That nigga Asian. That nigga Asian. God damn right, I thought that nigga was Asian. God, what the fuck? He damn, I didn't know that nigga was Asian.

God, where the fuck? He's like, you doing all that yoga? He's so fucking Asian. That nigga Asian, bro? Shit. Nah, I didn't know that. For real, for real. Yeah.

Russell Wilson? No, not Russell Wilson. Not Russell Wilson? No, no. It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Russell Wilson. Not Russell Wilson? No, no. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's okay.

Russell Simmons. Oh, Russell Simmons. Yeah, I thought he was Asian, too. Yeah. Fuck it. Okay, so. All them niggas look low-key Asian. They ain't thinking they're Russell.

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Yeah. Yeah. You heard. I did that. Hey. Wait, wait, wait. We're not even there yet. We're not just stand up.

Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. God did. God did. Hold on. Hold on. There's a little rumor out there.

You're taking. You're taking. Could have been. Could Have Been. Could have been. Could have been records. Records live. Wow. Is this true? Very true.

That's part of the show? That's a great one. You're doing live? That's crazy. Could have been records? So it's stand up and live Could Have Been records. People get to see the experience live. Yes.

People are gonna audition for it. Audition. see the experience live. Yes. People are going to audition for it. Audition. It's American Idol. Yes. Through Truski. That's fire. That's better than show I heard. I heard that Jack Harlow was opening up for you.

Oh. That's what I heard. Did they say that though? That's what they're saying. That's a word on the street. That's bullshit. Wow. Would you let him? I wouldn't let him. You wouldn't let him? No's what they're saying. That's a word on the street. That's bullshit. Wow. Would you let him?

No, I wouldn't let him. You wouldn't let him? No, I couldn't do that to my brother. Would you let him audition? Yes. Now that, yes. That's what I was thinking. I would let him audition.

You got to give him a deal, bro. Yes. Damn. I would let him do that. Yes. But you know, at the end of the day, I'm the CEO of this bitch, man. Tell him. He might make it.

He might not. Talk that. We're not just accepting just talent. Uh-huh. What they got to have. What they him. He might make it. He might not. Talk that. We're not just accepting, just talent. Uh-huh. What they got to have. What they need. What else they need?

Not too much. Not too much. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. They don't need too damn much. Now, can I ask you something? It ain't talent. It ain't always talent.

Have you set up any of these? No. The viral ones. No. The Dood talent? Have you set up any of these? No, no, no. The doodle one wasn't set up, bro? Not 1%. Not 1%. You can't really set that up. Bro, my man was sick. We got to watch it.

Let's just watch. Let's just watch. You tell me this could have been records. 100%. No, from up top, up top. Tell me what I do. What the fuck is in that toilet? Oh, my God.

You know what's crazy? He had, all right, so pause it, pause it, pause it. He had like Hollister or Abercrombie on, right? And I was like, yo, his fit is so whack, I have to roast him right now. Yeah, yeah. And so when I was telling him, like, yo, pan the camera up, I really just was like, yo, his fit is so whack. I have to roast him right now. Yeah, yeah. And so when I was telling him, like, yo, pan the camera up, I really just was like, I was going to set him up to roast his outfit. Yeah.

Bro, he pans it up, but he had accepted the live mid-shit. Yeah. So it just was one of those situations where it just was naturally, honestly, that actually blew up Cuddleman Records like a motherfucker. I'm actually thankful for that dude. You got to bring him out for the live show. I might bring him out. Can I say one thing?

Can I say one thing? To me, the craziest part of that whole video, there's no toilet paper in that bowl. Yeah, see? So he was rattling ass singing. A lot of people thought about that. A lot of people thought about that after the case. You know what I'm saying? It was like, damn, you got up.

With doo-doo. In your ass. Oh, you got to sign them. Yeah, you got to sign them. I thought too. I thought too. Because you've done that before, right? Yeah, I thought too.

Like, if you don't have toilet paper, what do you do? Damn, that's a good question. I used to be on that type shit. I used to be in no toilet paper. Now I be doing that. I be using that. What do you mean? I used to be on that. What did you do instead? What was your alternative? Back in the day, I used to be a no toilet paper. Now I be doing that. I be using that. What do you mean? What did you do instead?

Back in the day, I used to be on that. What does that mean? I'm ready to get a rash. I was down to get a rash back in the day, but now I've matured. That wasn't my question. I've matured. I used to be a no toilet paper, but

now I'm matured. Can you just explain what that means? It hurts after a while. Rash is a bitch. So wait. Don't do that. Wait, wait, wait. Don't do that.

Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. The pain in that is insane. So you were just too busy and it was like, nah, I don't got time for that shit. Yeah. A little bit of that and not giving a fuck. A little bit of both. What age? What age range were you in those toilet papers? Eight, nine, I don't got time for that shit. Yeah. A little bit of that and not giving a fuck. A little bit of both. What age?

What age range were you no toilet paper? Eight, nine, ten. Yeah, camp time. Camp years. Camp years. Camp years. Camp of Calliots, see? Because you needed a defense.

Yeah, keep them away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You needed something. You were damning it up. Nah, that wasn't the reason why. Oh, I see what y'all doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Self-defense mechanism.

Self-preservation. You guys are sick. you got shit in your ass you're the one that wiped his ass yeah you're right I didn't wipe my ass and then why'd you change why would you convert

to the toilet paper shop I think after a while the ration kind of gets you right it wears a man down the ration was ration it was ration right they weren't getting on you because you stunk?

You know, well, yeah, that's typical fat nigga shit though. What? Like for real, that's typical fat nigga shit. What do you mean by that? They think fat people smell bad? Nah, I mean, you know, when you younger, you fat niggas, that shit, bro, that shit regular. You know what I'm saying? That shit, you don't get a point with that.

But... That's typical fat nigga shit. What do you mean? Because I feel that. I understand. I feel me. It was always the fat nigga that stink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Typical fat nigga shit.

We still play ball with the nigga. You still play ball with that typical fat nigga that stink like shit. But it's like some regular shit. That's some kid shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You a fat nigga. You young nigga. You stink like shit.

You smell like shit. Niggas know you. They know you. They know you. They know you. They know you. They know you like, that's like some regular shit. That's some kid shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you a fat nigga. You young nigga. You stink like shit.

You smell like shit. Niggas know you to smell like shit. Niggas ain't gonna stop fucking with you because you smell like shit. How many times you had ringworm?

Damn, that's deep. I don't think I ever, that was some white people shit. I never had ringworm. Ah, niggas have ringworm. Niggas have ringworm? Yeah. Niggas have ringworm.

I'll be the nigga right now. I'll say it right now. I never had a ringworm. I'll be the nigga right now. I'll say it right now. I never had a ringworm. Really? So you just stopped that no wiping your ass. But the ringworm never. No, no, no. I don't think I never had a ringworm, though.

For real, for real. I never had a ringworm. You never had one? No. Can you tell me how to get girls as a bigger guy? Damn. Like, is there a different way to go about it? Because some guys, they're like really insecure about that.

You don't feel like, at least for me, it doesn't seem like you have any insecurity. I think at one point it's kind of like I knew. See, what I used to do, I used to talk to all my homeboys' exes. So they would talk to a girl and I would talk to that same bitch after they done with her mmm so that was my little thing like I already know to them mmm I don't gotta I don't gotta really hop down you don't got no they actually hated that shit but as a fat nigga of the crew you go in there and you just hop down on them because you already know it you ain't got a bagger think about it it's smart think about it it's smart it's smart you ain't got a bagger. Think about it. It's smart. Think about it. It's smart. It's smart. You ain't got a bagger.

You don't got to even approach her. That's why he was snitching on his friend. That's what I'm saying. That's why he was going to snitch on his friend. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You want to meet my friend? I'll introduce you to my friend. Hold on, hold on. Hold up.

It all makes sense. She know who you is already. Yeah, we know that. She cute because one of your skinny nigga friends was already somewhere. Right, right, right? But maybe the girl likes one of your skinny nigga friends was already somewhere with her. Right? Right? Right?

But maybe the girl likes you because your personality at the time is cool. She wants to fuck with you because you one of them fat niggas. But, guess what you got in your pocket? What? She know your ass. So boom, now you hit her with the, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. You feel me? Nah.

All right, let me break it down. So now you hit her with the, like, bitch, I already know you. Mm-mm. I know shit about you. My homeboy done gave me the intel of what you like. Oh! So you hitting her with shit in her mind, she like, damn, how you know that? Bitch, because you was my homeboy, girl.

You knew I jerked off in the truck stop, like, what? Yeah. Not shit she knew about you. Shit you knew about her. You get what I'm saying? So it's kind of like a smart. Yeah, I know. We get what you're saying.

It's just kind of foul. This is smart. You feel me? Yeah, it's smart. But it's foul. The homeboy don't like it. Yeah. Hold on one damn second.

Wait, what the fuck? That is not you right there. All right. I thought that's Sam J. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on that's Sam J. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on one goddamn second. Hold on one goddamn second.

That was me. That was me for sure. Oh my God. That's me. You had to do Dirty Magic. That was middle school right there. So imagine you hook up with this dude

and all of a sudden this dude is hitting you up. Is hitting her up. That's Mr. and Missy Elliott. I remember that white girl right there was like the most popular white girl in our school. She's white? Yeah.

That girl right there. She was white. She looked like she from White Chicks. I swear, she was very popular when I was younger. Nah, bro, that's Munch. What's that girl's name? Ice Spice? That's Ice Spice.

No, that's a white chick. You don't think that's Ice Spice? Spot on white. That doesn't look white to you? I ain't white, girl. That's black. That girl's black. I got spot on white. That's an Atlanta white. That's it. Yeah No, that's a white chick. You don't think that's ice white? Spot on white. That doesn't look white to you? I ain't white, girl. That's black. That girl's black. I got spot on white.

That's an Atlanta white. That's a white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think? That's a Colorado black boy. Whoa, what was that? Hey! I don't think that is.

I swear to God, that's a white girl. Her name's like Lauren, I think. Lauren Hill. Lauren Hill, black. Yeah, I remember that girl. She was very popular when we were younger. She got the Jay Leno. That's white.

She was like the go-to girl that all the other dudes wanted. She was the number one girl? She was like top three. You shot the school? No, I never really shot my shot. One of my homeboys didn't talk to her. Yeah. If one of your homeboys saw it, then you would have.

Then I probably would have followed up. Yo, can I just ask you a question? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like a shell necklace? Yeah, that's the shark tooth shit. That's that shark tooth shit. We actually used to be. Lucas shells.

Yeah. Oh, man. We actually used to be wearing shark tooth. See, back then in the day, I even said it on my page. Back then, that was like having like a gold necklace. That was. That was like having a bust down watch. For real.

You said it was a cute necklace. If you had that white shark tooth shit, see, people don't know about it. Like back in the day, everybody was wearing Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch,

you know, Air Apostle. I think the guy above that got the actual gold chain is like wearing a gold chain. Yo, why did you write edges above everybody?

No, I didn't write this. I didn't write this. This is somebody else's yearbook. Okay, gay, cool, Mexican. That's wild, dog. No, I didn't write this. I didn't write this. This is somebody else's yearbook. Okay, gay, cool, Mexican. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's wild, dog. Yeah, I didn't write that. Does yours say Jew? No, it says yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no. Oh, we knew.

That looked like Jew to me, bro. It says yeah. That's an A. I like a J. No, we telling Kanye. We telling Kanye. We love to have you. We telling Kanye. Wow, dude. No, but's an A. I like a J. No, we telling Kanye. We love to have you. We telling Kanye.

Wow, dude. Nah, but yeah, nah, this is... Drewski, I'm disappointed. This was a hell of a time for real, for real. That was high school? Yeah, no, that was middle school. Oh, that was middle school? Yeah, middle school.

Oh, wow. High school, they stopped the whole Black Boy, White Boy swag after a while. What do you mean? Y'all know about Black Boy, White Boy swag, do you? No, what's that? It was like this thing that everybody was doing. You don't know about Travis Porter, do you? No.

It's a rap group that started Black Boy, White Boy swag. It was like they're mixing the swag of each race together and putting it in one. Okay. So that's why I was wearing the shark necklace. You only named two races. What did you take from Mexicans? People. No, I think they had their own shit, though.

They had their own swag and shit. Mexicans used to be wearing only Aeropostale. They only wore Aeropostale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd they pronounce it? That's an interesting question. He tries to set you up that was an interesting question

yeah he doesn't know his wonder it's just for fun yeah that's a great question we'd have to ask one of them yeah yeah we will yeah yeah yeah

so black boy white boy swag that was a thing and so the white boy swag was the shark's tooth necklace yeah yeah and the Hollister and shit and then like the black swag that you mix with that, you'll have some ripped jeans and shit.

Then you'll sag them. Yeah, he knows. Some shit like that. Yeah, he gets it. Can you objectively tell me which person that you've opened for has the most beautiful women in the crowd? Damn. Would that be insulting to one of them?

I mean, it's pretty obvious. I think the shit... It's Chris, right? Yeah, Chris Brown for sure. Chris Brown for sure. Is it crazy? J. Cole got those dudes that are like fucking

diehard fans. Yeah. Gazing in your eyes like just, you know, the weirdos who are like 40 years old that love lyrics, you know? And it's fucking... Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you wouldn't want to go to a J. Cole show looking for women. You're not looking for women there, honestly. For real, for real. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's one of those places, like. That's hilarious. But Chris Brown.

Chris Brown. Yeah. Insane. Greatest performer you've ever seen? I'd agree. Yes. To date that I've seen, like, honestly perform. In real life, yes.

Outside of, like, Michael Jackson, I didn't see him perform. Yeah, but just unreal talent, right? Unreal, bro. He literally did, like, 20 spins in a row on stage, like, sweat flying everywhere. Yeah. And he just continued to spin. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, yo, I don't even know how this guy is continuing to spin. Yeah. How do just continued to spin and I was like

yo I don't even know how this guy is continuing to spin how do you continue to spin did you see the Michael Jackson

tribute that they actually didn't let him perform no they videotaped it still like you can watch online

yeah so he was supposed to perform I think the AMAs or something like that he was gonna do a Michael Jackson

tribute he would have fucking bodied it. Yeah. He mixes probably like 10 different songs together. Son of a shit, it's incredible.

I've seen videos. There's videos of him doing, like in his old tours, he would do a Michael Jackson song. Yeah. And he'll do the whole dance and everything like that and he's just...

This blend was... Unbelievable? Yeah. Yeah. Who was the first person that hit you up from your schedule and you were like, oh shit, this... Unbelievable? Yeah. Yeah. Who was the first person that hit you up from your schedule that you were like,

oh shit, this is popping? Ooh. Damn. Or was there like a moment where you're like, oh, I fucking made it? Damn. I think Puff hit me up

and I was pretty amazed, like damn, because I used to watch all his motivational like, motivational shit that he would post, so I would, like, always rip all his motivational videos off his page and, like, keep them in my phone and look at them in the morning, go work out,

like, be motivated, and then not give a fuck an hour later. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I really was, like, he was one of those dudes that, like, I don't know, so when he hit me up, whoever damn me from his page he got like 20 people that run his page but um yeah and then when i met him in person it was like damn like yo you really know who the fuck i am like i really was motivated by you so i think he was one of those early ones too you still get nervous when you like meet a big celebrity like if you meet drake or something for the first time

when you like meet a big celebrity? Like if you meet Drake or something for the first time? Not as much as I used to, but I think the respect level is still very high though.

Yeah, I still, you know, when you talk to somebody that you really looked up to, hell yeah. So I can't really, it's 50-50. It just depends on who it is.

Yeah. Forever. It always depends on who it is, you know. There's that video of Diddy closing a deal on the phone yeah you've seen that yeah and then i i actually ripped that and said that to my phone too i mean it's just and my favorite part of the video is he slams the phone start throwing

shit around nobody could stop me and then he realized the phone might not be hung up now but diddy is diddy's just like raw, pure energy. Unstoppable flow of energy. You see him speak and it's like, oh, I can see why he could walk into any room and convince people that he would be the person that could take their brand to the next level. Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck, bro. Like even, I was around him for a couple days. We were at his house. We were trying to shoot this commercial

and he's just one of those people, like, he doesn't give a fuck, bro. Like, he's just constantly running around yelling shit and, like,

I don't know. He's honestly, like, he's a one-of-one. I've never seen nobody else act like how he does. Oh, really? Is it intimidating? You know, seemed like he got a little temper.

Can be, yeah. I think his maid service ladies are definitely fucking scared of him. Really? But, nah, he's a great guy. He just keeps everybody on eggshells, which works for him. You know what I'm saying? It didn't work for everybody, but it works for him. I've always heard that same thing.

Yeah, he keeps everybody on point. He expects everybody to be performing at the top. To be on point, 100%, all the time. All the time. Everybody around him. He had me perform in front of him, and it was like 50 people in a room, and he had me come in there.

It was early when I was doing skits and stuff, and he had me present. He was like, present your funniest shit. Tell us what you want to do and show us, like I think I had, that's when Could Have Been Records was just, just popping off.

It was new. And I had to like present all this shit. So wait, you performed in front of him? It was kind of like a performance slash me showing some of my clips on like a, like a, like a board, kind of like how he just pulled up like clips.

Yeah, it was just me doing that. It was just like... He's known for that though. I don't really remember. It was a long time ago. I think I showed some of my could have been records clips, but it wasn't even all my good shit like y'all were just showing me. It was like early on shit and they thought

it was hilarious and then I said a couple jokes they thought that was funny too what are the jokes you say early on me situation like I'm curious

even opening for Chris Brown when you first started or whoever you started with you weren't doing stand up so what do you what do you do when you go out there I was just telling stories

yeah yeah yeah at the time yeah I was just telling stories you talking about when I was on Chris Brown's tour yeah or whoever

when I was on Chris Brown's tour. Yeah, or whoever. Yeah, when I was on Chris Brown's tour, I did more could have been. And when I was on J. Cole's tour, I kind of did like a mixture of like turning up the crowd and like doing funny reactional shit and just fucking with the crowd. So I would say funny shit to whatever city I'm in. I would like just literally go out. Kind of shit on the city a little bit, yeah. Yeah, like kind of shit on whatever city I'm in, I would like just kind of shit on the city a little bit. Yeah, like kind of shit on the city, but also like talk to the people in the crowd, talk about whatever they, shit that they know, just to

like understand. You would just get up there and do crowd work? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Doing crowd work for real for real. No material, it was just like. Super charismatic, you're great at skit sketches, you're great at stand up, like fucking, how do you have time to get good at so many different things?

I'm still getting good at stand-up. I ain't fully mastered that. That's one of those. That takes time, man. It takes a lot of time. It takes time on stage. But I want to conquer that shit, and I will. You know what I'm saying?

But I think, I don't know, man. My mom had me do all this shit that I was just explaining to y'all, like karate fucking instruments, piano, bass playing. All this shit just all, like I was telling y'all, like it's just all added up and has become one big thing. But I look back at these videos and seeing all the shit that I did, it's like, damn, bro. All this shit is the reason why I do what I do now. How did you link with J. Cole in the first place? Damn. Fuck, fuck, fuck. is the reason why I do what I do now. And how'd you link with J. Cole in the first place? Damn, how did that happen? Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I think he reached out to me. Yeah, one of the two. I think he reached out to me and told me that he wanted, they needed a host for the show. And that shit was a blessing for real. 21 Savage was on that tour too. Oh, shit. Did he remember you from the party?

No. No recollection at all? 21, can you do something for me? That was crazy, bro. How do you feel with the sketch ideas? Is it all you or you have a team? Yeah, no, I have a team as well. But I think we just live life, bro.

Just like how we come up, how any other comic comes with comedy. I think you live life, you go through shit, and real life scenarios are behind all the shit that you're doing, you know what I'm saying? So that's the best I can explain it.

But I think when some of my boys go through shit or somebody on my team goes through something, they'll be like, yo, I find this so funny. Like, this is so funny. We should reenact this.

Or maybe I'll do that and tell them, like, how do y'all feel about this? This is super funny. I just went through this today on the train or I was at a party and this happened or, you know, like, how do y'all feel about this? This is super funny. I just went through this today on the train, or I was at a party and this happened, or, you know,

just, you know, either we'll make it like a stand-up joke or we'll make it like a skit, you know. It just depends on the scenario. That's good. You're using the things in your life. It's cool to see your trajectory, man. You're in a very unique space. People tell me that a lot. I wonder what that means.

I don't really know. I think it's very rare that you see somebody that has made it online that is also partnering with these massive brands. Because a lot of times online there's a looseness and oftentimes a line crossing

that happens because there isn't a traditional border. If you came up in sitcoms, well, yeah, you're not going to say anything too fucked up. You're in a sitcom, you know. But you've managed to be inside culture and hip-hop culture while also being able to work with fucking Pepsi. That's rare, dude. That's a super rare position. So when I'm seeing all these things,

it makes sense for it, but it's not that many people can do it. Because I'm sure Pepsi goes, oh, I'd love to do something with Lil Durk or something. And then somebody at the brand goes, he might have been involved in some nefarious activities. And then they go, oh, okay. So it's like you're managing being cool to the people. The people fuck with you while also being able to work with brands. Very rare, dude. Yeah, I appreciate that. That means a lot.

Let's clap it up for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you ever try to go back on the road with Jack? Yeah, hell yeah. I think me and him talked about it last year. We definitely want to do something like that, like a tour that has me and him coming together. What about a, I don't know if I'm, you know, I don't know, like a project or something like that. Yeah, no, we also have a movie in the works right now.

There you go. I didn't want to say nothing. Yeah, no, it's being written. I can talk about it. It's being written. I remember we were doing that, the White Man Can't Jump 2. Yeah. And Jack was telling me about it. He told me about you. Yeah. it's being written and I remember we were doing that the white man can't jump too yeah and Jack was telling me

he told me about you yeah he was like bro he said he came on the set every single day he said you are insanely like hilarious he said every time he

like came on there he said you were making somebody laugh on set about anything like it could be anything yeah that's the only movie that's happening

yeah what part did you play in that? I play a guy that's selling steroids and shit to the people in the gym. Oh, shit. So just kind of like a douchey gym bro. Yeah. But the character I kind of made, Jack, I'm his biggest fan. Oh, okay, yeah.

So it's kind of silly. So we had fun, but Jack was good about it. But he was telling you guys we're working on a project, and I was like, okay, I'd like to see it, because everything that we've created, we're all friends. We're friends. I mean, this is my first friend in comedy. I went to college with that guy right there, the guy who does our ads. I know, so I'm 13 years old. So it's like coming up with your guys and continuing to create with your guys, for me, I think is the greatest blessing of all. Because it's easy to get very isolated in this business, and people go, okay, I want you to

do this. I want you to do that movie. And it's fun that you're doing movies because you're getting all the success. But you got to really also. You got to put a pen to paper. Yeah. But also like there's a lot of downtime in movies. Don't you want to spend that with the people you really care about or a bunch of strangers?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I think that's a lot of times what happens to people who get success and they kind of like become weirdos they lost the people that treat them as a regular guy

not as a big person I think Adam Sandler did it best he started his own show he's the guy that I look the goal of that bro I literally look at that I go

you know he films them in Hawaii because he just likes being in Hawaii so him and his boys just go to Hawaii they make the movie they keep a half court

on set so they could all play three on three in between shoots. I'm like, this is the dream. You did one about going on vacation in Africa with Drew Barrymore. My wife loves that. I forget the name. I think this guy just wanted to go to Africa and film a movie while he's there.

I always mention Ocean's Eleven on here, but Ocean's Twelve, the way that they pitched the movie to George Clooney and all those dudes, they're like, yo, don't y'all just all want to go hang out at george george's lake house in lake como we all go stay there and then we'll film the rest in europe and all the guys who are friends were like yeah all right fine let's do isn't that the better way to create shit yeah i mean once you get to that level of course but when jack told me that you guys are working on that i was like man good yeah especially being on tour early on like on the the come up. What was it about Jack when you guys were on tour that you were like, oh, I know this kid's going to be a fucking star?

Me and him used to have these really, really long talks. Everybody on the bus would be asleep and Jack would just be up writing and maybe I'm up writing in a notebook as well about shit. We'll just connect and he'll be like, bro, what do you really want to do?

And we're on like, we'll just connect and he was like bro like what you really want to do like and we're on like we'll go from like be going from new mexico to like arizona it'd be like a long ass drive and we'll just be talking about all our goals and it all matched up like he said all the shit that he ended up doing you know i'm saying currently i said all the shit that i ended up doing currently as well and looking back at it's like damn we really sat and talked about this on a bus it was a bullshit bus too like it was like hella bunks but not enough space for all the bunks that they had in there like it's a bullshit bro yeah like we it's just crazy to think back like damn i even have videos when i think it's a video of me and him talking before we were at his parents' house, before the tour even started on that little small bus. And his little brother was recording it. And he was like, man, this shit's going to be so huge one day.

He was like, me and you, we're going to be a big deal, bro. And it's crazy because he sent me that video like a couple weeks ago. And I was like, damn. But you actually still have the video? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's crazy. And he was like, bro, this is going to be the type of video we have in a documentary one day. I was just like, yeah, for real.

Yeah. It's some crazy shit. Be honest, though. Was he a good wingman? He's usually for self. That motherfucker. That motherfucker right there is different, bro. He's usually for self, for sure.

But he's got game, though? He's got game? Yeah, he's got game. Bro, his game is different. Well, when he breaks up with those girls He's got a game. Yeah, he's got... Bro, his game is different. Well, when he breaks up with those girls, you can... Yeah, yeah.

That's usually going to be my strategy. That's what I was planning on doing, yeah. All right, listen. Before we get out of here, I just want you to tell everybody

where they can get tickets to the tour. Yes. I'm excited. I'm coming to the Beacon. Yes. When you're performing in New York.

I can't wait. I'm pulling up. I can't wait, yes. I'm not singing. I'm not doing none of that shit. You're not auditioning at all. I'm not auditioning for shit. But I will come.

I'm going to support. Okay, yes. I can't wait. We're going to be in there. I know if the guys are in town, they'll also pull up. But where can they get all tickets? Y'all can get all tickets at forlifersworld.com. It will be on sale.

By the time this comes out, it'll be on sale everywhere. So, yeah, man, forlifersworld.com. Congratulations on everything. I'm glad we finally got to do this. Best of luck'll be on sale everywhere. So, yeah, man, philaviersworld.com. Congratulations on everything. I'm glad we finally got to do this. Best of luck with everything. Thank you. Tooski, everybody!