Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - ELECTION 2020: Winners & Looters

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, and Mark discuss our election predictions, if Trump has made Liberals racist and Conservatives woke, will the Right riot if they lose, the real reason Travis Scott deleted his Instagram, Obama's three-pointer might've saved Biden, if Kanye's hologram gift was manipulative, Stylebender's path to a 3 division championship, and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Flagrant 2 with your boy Shultz. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon. Taylor's not with us today. Why is she not with us today? She's late. She said it was going to be... Mix up on time. Oh, mix up on time. All good. Anyway, congratulations all of you to hate Taylor. You get an episode without Taylor. I love Taylor, man.

People give Taylor a hard time. I think what's fucked up is she's getting judged on a male's sense of humor scale, which is unfair. And this is going to come out as extremely sexist than it's meant to be. But in terms of a girl hanging out with the dudes, incredible at taking jokes and rolling with punches. That's the best thing you can do is don't stop the momentum. Well, she'd be stopping it sometimes.

But she rolls with all the jokes. Don't stop the momentum with yo, guys. Don't stop the fun. Don't stop the fun. Guys, what are we doing? She'll be stopping momentum. She's a boulder in front of a freight train at times. That being said, that being said, she's funny.

She'll drop some crazy lines out of nowhere. And we love her and we miss her and we're looking forward to having her back. Yes. But look, man, it's a wild week. Bro, this is the week. This is the week. It's go time. You know, you can feel it in the air A little bit

Are you guys feeling it in the air Maybe it's daylight savings time But like Yeah it's daylight savings bro Yeah cause yesterday I was like man It's a little dark out This election really

Really got me going I'm walking down my street I'm like Don't it feel a little bit darker And she's like Yeah the fucking time moved Like it's literally darker I had no idea the time moved

You had no clue Zero idea the time moved Now that your phone Takes care of it You just live Yeah You don't even know What's happening Wait so Did we get an extra hour or lose an hour? Honestly, I don't know. You got an extra hour of sleep, but it gets

dark an hour early. But it's amazing how confusing this is. It's one hour, and that shit throws off your whole life, bro. I don't know if it moved forward or back. Do you know why we do daylight savings? Why? Fucking no reason. No, I do know why we do it. I don't know why we still do it it's like some farming shit

but like I don't know why we still do it but it started during the war because they were like somehow saving electricity saving the country money or some shit like that

so they pushed the clock forward an hour the spring shit they were like yo everybody get an extra hour of sunlight so you're not using electricity and somehow that helped

the war cause and then we just we kept it but I'd fuck with that I thought it was based on farming I thought it was based on like maybe that's why they kept it but i fucked with that i thought it was based on farming i thought it was based on i kept it i think you made that up i think i got you made that whole shit up y'all stay fat checking yo how does it get in the dark earlier just because mark didn't think of it it's not believable i guarantee you mark said that we'd be like i literally i literally for this whole

time i was like yo it's about farming, bro. You wake up with the cock-a-doodle-doos, man. He's talking about India, probably. Yeah, are you talking about India? You don't got electricity. You fucking idiots. How are they listening to this? Is there some guy on a Peloton that's just like, you need electricity throughout the whole building?

No, no, no. Peloton, that's wild. Come on. It's called a rickshaw. You got that right. You are getting people from point A to point B. We don't just ride bikes for recreation in one place. That rickshaw is lit.

That's the move. Y'all ridden a rickshaw? Say what? Y'all ridden a rickshaw? No, stupid. That shit is mad. It's funny, yo. Is that like a pedicab?

Pedicab. I did a pedicab once. No, no. Pedicab's a rickshaw. I'm just blessing both of you. Yeah, same shit. Same shit. I know people be doing that here.

When I saw people doing that here, I was like, why? Do Indian cab drivers look down on rickshaw people? Like when they get here and they get a cab, do they think they made it? They're like, yo, I got four wheels. I'm going to be honest. We look down on them so much that we can't even see how they're dealing with each other. Oh, you look down on Indian cab drivers? I mean, I'm sure.

You know what I mean? That's fucked up. What about the unity man you think that applies in india you think we got unity in india no i mean here like now that you come here it's like it's got to be all for one oh if i see a cab driver here that's my guy because there's not enough indians for me to look down on anybody but when i go to india and there's a billion of us y'all ain't shit. Ah, yeah. You see? Without white people, everybody's racist. That's the convenient thing about white people.

Y'all give us a common enemy. Exactly. Like, everybody got a common enemy. But when y'all are just by yourselves, you're just as hateful. You be beefing. Think about it. Like, there's probably light-skinned, dark-skinned shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right? Black culture. Second, white people around you, y'all be like, oh, they're the real racists. And then we be like, these soft-ass light-skinned motherfuckers. To be fair, that's still light-skinned, dark-skinned. It's just the light-skinned is much clearer. Yeah. Yeah yeah we out here

make your life easier that's all white people do is just make it easier we're the eight pass racists he just didn't agree with you real talk no think about it we bring minorities together

shut the fuck up nah think about it we divide the minorities from us but technically white people bring us together it's unified hate we're like aliens

you know when the aliens come China and America get on the phone in the movies and they're like, how are we going to figure it out? And America's like, we got it, you bastards.

What movie is that? What movie is that? It's Independence Day. You don't know when Will Smith said that? I think it was Independence Day. Or Bill Pullman maybe? I don't remember. I think it really was.

No, they do that. You guys, it's actually, you know how the devil makes people more religious and love God more? Y'all are our devil. So white devil's not as much a pejorative as it was before. It's not a pejorative.

It's a preservative, bro. That's what it is. You can't get the preservative. It is a preservative. You preserve our pride. We preserve your culture, bro. By giving us something to hate. We really preserve your culture.

Oh, yo, I thought about that, by the way, recently. Just a little side note, talking about how crazy america is how dope america is you know how there's all this beef happening in france have you been following this at all nah like there was some like beheading of a lady yeah there's been like a couple beheadings couple beheading couple it's charlie hebdo thing huh if it's still going on with the cartoons. I'm not exactly sure. Why do they love cartoons so much? They really don't love them. I think they hate cartoons.

I'm talking about Charlie Hebdo people. Why are y'all holding on to these cartoons? Yo, grow up. Oh, yeah, that's not a thing, right? It's a grown-ass man drawing cartoons, clinging on to it. Yeah, like who likes cartoons? Write a sitcom, bro. Come on, bro.

What are we talking about? Get a live action. I've been anti-cartoons for, I think, my whole life, to be honest with you, bro. Nah, Saturday morning cartoons are lit. Never watched it. I read the New York Times like an adult, bro. You're just fucking lying. I sat there.

I read the Sunday Times on Saturday. That's what I would do. Unfold that shit. Mad times. X-Men, Spider-Man. The New York Times is origami, bro. How many times you got to unfold that fucking newspaper? Have you had that?

That was the Times, bro. It takes mad times. It takes mad times to do that shit. Anyway, point is, there's some crazy shit going on. Muslims are pissed off chopping people's heads off

and shit over cartoons, bro. Yo, you think back in the day during the Crusades, if Christians knew that you could just make some cartoons and then Muslims just go wild out over it,

they would have handled it that way? Yo, why are we beefing, bro? Just put out a Saturday morning and oh my God, what's their holy out a Saturday morning And Oh my god What's their holy day Saturday

Oh my god Oh shit Oh shit This is crazy Alhamdulillah Listen X-Men If you just turn to X

This way It's a cross Oh shit Oh my goodness Dude Oh my goodness Guni Krai What

Anyway So Fray's be beefing with Muslims And shit all the time There's all this crazy beef Go Oh my goodness. Dude. Oh my goodness. Good ni cry. What? Anyway, so Fray has been beefing with Muslims and shit all the time. There's all this crazy beef. Go, go Mark. Can we share our solution to how to not get beheaded? Don't give your final solution. We've been telling you no more final solutions on this fucking show. Please Mark.

No, we figured it out. We were talking about it. Andrew brought it up and he said this is his idea. Why he brought it up? This is his idea. You're bringing the minorities together. Stop. It's his idea. Okay. Maybe it's my idea.

I'm a hold on. I'm a humbly hold on. Okay. That's what I'm going to do. Go on. Go. Andrew was saying that. I'm a,

I'm a, I'm a. Mark was so fucking scared. Okay. Do we cut his shit out of podcasts on Patreon? No. Did we cut his shit? No.

It was in the clip, I think. It was in the clip? All right. Go, go. Okay. Go,

go. Keep going. Mark was terrified. Bro, he was in the clip, I think. Was it in the clip? All right, go, go. Go, go, keep going. Mark was terrified. Bro, this motherfucker was shaking in his boots. Okay, so I was making... Why are you wearing a Je Suis Charlie jersey, bro? Why you got the Paris Je Suis Charlie jersey, bro? No, dude, this is the opposite.

This is Mo Salah. What's it say on the back? Oh, you got Mo Salah? You're protecting yourself. They can't ban you. This motherfucker out here Is special Come on You're walking out of rug And everything

This is my garlic Come on Okay go Cover your hair This motherfucker Yo cover your hair bro It doesn't help You got lady hair dude

There's gonna be a couple Mohammeds beating their dicks To you The cab drivers Not the Mohammeds Not the actual Come on bro Let's call it what it is

It didn't help though that i was terrified we were making jokes about muslims and then i know no we weren't we were we were no you called them the most violent i said they're the most brave you said that i said he said he said muslims are the best fighters i said yeah we're talking about they're fighting people they're fighting people no i'm not surprised that khabib's a good fighter because they're brave strong warriors okay as evidence why are you so scared of muslims because you think they're predisposed to violent behavior is that what you think i said it christianity when they say turn the other cheek is that like so you can get fucked in it as well because that's the way that you're

acting with this entire situation, dude. Stand up for yourself. Literally, our solution that Andrew came up with to not get beheaded is you get a tattoo of the word Allah on your neck, and then they can't cut through it. Oh, shit. That's interesting. I didn't think of that. That was Mark, and he was trying to put that on me, but it wasn't good enough for me to take credit for, so that's going to be on Mark. But I see what you're saying.

What they would do is cut right underneath that. No. Yep, and then they would just place that up like a perfect little on the mantle. It's like next to a bison head in your man lounge. Yeah, you just gave them a trophy. Real talk. Yeah, it's okay, Mark.

I know you're sweating over there. I'm not. In the hot seat. I'm not. It's all good. I love Moselot. You're going to wear that Moselot jersey for a month. I need Moselot. I'm not. It's all good. I love Mosalat. You're going to wear that Mosalat jersey for a month. I need Mosalat.

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in the streets, we don't know what the fuck's going on, and if you asked me last week, or two weeks ago, what I thought would happen in this election, I would say, man, it looks like the momentum is kind of on Biden's side. All the polls are saying Biden. Everything seems to be pushing towards Biden. Maybe Biden got it. The last two weeks, Trump supporters have gone wild, bro. Bruh. I mean, the momentum behind Trump, objectively speaking objectively speaking is unreal i don't remember

this first election no not even close no i mean seeing the new york trumpers shut down of arizona that makes sense because it's staten island i assume everybody in staten island is is a trump fan 100 fair right but still they shut down the whole bridge. Happened in Jersey, too. Jersey's always a blue state, I'm pretty sure. Right? Jersey, they're going wild.

Where are they getting these flags? Hey. Amazon got these flags. Can anybody get a flag? Everybody got these flags. Big ass flags. Huge flags. I'll say this.

People who support Trump probably love flags. So they probably been had that shit. Yeah. They're flag loving folks. If we like you we got your flag yeah I feel you I feel like the second Biden won they put that right I mean Trump won they put that next to the American flag and they're they just had it up I've just never

seen a Trump flag until the last maybe maybe those boats the boat parade going around remember that then I started to see those flags everywhere they a few cars apparently followed some bus and like surrounded this like biden bus in texas yeah which on one side looks super illegal but the other side is super lit yeah if that's your guy yeah i mean come on bro you bully the butt who's on the bus do we know they think maybe wendy davis, but she's the ass. Nobody. Former senator. Beating lady. Nobody gives a fuck about you. They probably thought it was somebody on that bus, though.

They don't care. Huh? They don't care. I mean, they hope it was somebody on, but they don't care. Yeah. They didn't even have Secret Service or whatever protecting the bus, so there was nobody of importance on the bus. They didn't even have a cop car.

That means Wendy Davis could get murked. Nobody would give a flying fuck. You had her in a red state in a Biden Kamala bus, and they didn't even have a cop car. That means Wendy Davis could get murked. Nobody would give a flying fuck. You had her in a red state in a Biden Kamala bus and they didn't even put a police car behind her? They wanted her dead. They were trying to get her the fuck out of here. Who's Wendy Davis? Who is Wendy Davis? That's a good question.

But anyway, they had her shook. They were calling 911, which is pussy. Imagine that. That's pussy shit, bro. What the fuck you supposed to do? You want a bus. What do you think they're going to do? Shoot it?

Yeah. Run it off the road. I don't know. Maybe that's why Lil Wayne voted Trump. He was like, I remember that bus situation. I'm not fucking around no more. We're getting shot up or fired with a bus. I want my guns.

Yeah. See what happens when you don't have guns? See, you could have had guns on that bus. But now you voted against your guns. See what happens when you don't have guns? See, you could have had guns on that bus, but now you voted against your guns. See? See what happens. Trump served time for a gun possession charge. I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for a gun possession charge. Wait, what? Oh, trust that

nigga. Immediately he's going to vote for him. Immediately he switches the vote. He went to prison. That's my guy. Guns? We in. So all these, what's it called he's been doing?

I don't even know what to call them. I end up calling them shows. Performances? What are they called? Rallies. Concerts. Concerts. Rally. They're called a rally.

But the fucking thing looks like a concert. Yeah. Okay? It's a performance. It's unbelievable. The momentum is unbelievable and you're seeing more and more people come out more and more people that are like of the culture come out like seeing the nelk boys who are canadian yeah which is hilarious

right it's like they can't even vote but he's like nah put them front row this will influence some people get them out there they were out out there. Who else? Lil Pump. Yeah. Out of nowhere starts supporting Trump. Masvidal's all over it. Jorge Masvidal been on it, but now he's doing Crowder. Yeah. He's going on all these conservative podcasts and shows.

He met Trump when he came to Miami. That's right. And he's posting about it. That's the nice thing about being a fighter is no one can really talk shit. Yeah. He's like, I'm pro-Trump. And they're like, we'll bully someone else you got that yeah that's funny they're all over tommy larin they're like you dumb bitch and then masvidal is like nah but i like him they're like that stupid bitch fuck tommy larin so it you see

in all this momentum in that direction and my buddy was doing calls for biden you know you can like call random people right and he said an interesting thing what your buddy's mad lame your buddy's just so fucking lame who does that old granny like a social like a services counselor. What is that shit called? Like the school therapist? How you feeling now? I'm looking down on you. Still lame as fuck. I made him lame.

No, no. I'm just saying, they're not doing anything now. They're not in a school. They barely did anything in a school. So it is free time. Let me call up people. So it is free time. He's like, let me call for Biden.

So what is he doing? He's calling people being like, hey, are you voting? No, he's a nerd, bro. He's a lame. He was calling them lame. He's lame. He's lame. He's a nerd right he's lame he's lame he's a fucking lame so uh so basically this fucking loser my great friend is a piece of shit so he's

i'm his only friend he said an interesting thing he's like the people that you call that i guess are trump voters i don't know how they can tell who's gonna vote for who maybe they have like past elections also registration registration oh registration yeah interesting they don't know how they can tell who's going to vote for who. Maybe they have like past election results or something like that. Also registration. Oh, registration. Yeah. Interesting. They don't say who they're voting for, even on the phone. And the Biden ones always say Biden.

I kind of always thought that. So the numbers you get in polling are inaccurate. And I don't know if they show undecided numbers in polling. But if they did, I would just take a big chunk of those undecideds and I would throw them in the Trump direction and see how the numbers then added up. And because I think that there is a huge public cost for saying that you're a Trump supporter. I don't know if there's a big public cost for saying you're a Biden supporter. Maybe you're like your conservative friends think you're a cuck or they think you're a pussy or they think you're whatever. But there's no public cost.

You're fine. You're not going to be accosted for walking around with a Biden thing. You'll be followed in a bus. Yeah. Have we heard of any stories of a Trump fan just beating up someone because they had a Biden hat with zero antagonism, no rally? No, I've seen signs get vandalized. Signs get vandalized. Someone's flag will get ripped down.

You haven't seen Something like Someone's at a diner We saw that thing Where like someone's at a diner And he had like a MAGA hat on And somebody just like Throws a fucking milkshake at him Yeah

Right you don't just see that Out of nowhere Yeah not very much It's a little It's like wearing a MAGA hat Is kind of wearing like A red bandana As part of your outfit

Like if you go in The wrong neighborhood Yeah You would get fucked up Yeah You know what I'm saying Wearing a maga hat is this like a gang yeah i got you i also think well i'm thinking coming from texas if you're

wearing a biden shirt actually there's definitely places where it's like like i told my parents you gotta whoever you gotta vote early don't be out in the fucking polls in texas on election day being brown with a bunch of trump supporters so like i feel when you're saying they're gangs i'm like i think it's also dangerous to be a biden supporter in trump trump town but have we seen any examples of that is what i was that was asking i haven't seen examples of trump supporters getting fucked up either oh no yeah tons like there's all these like viral things going around like they'll just be like randomly have the mega hat on it gets ripped off at school it gets ripped off in this diner there was one there was like a bunch of these things going around maybe the guy's just violating dress code because you're not allowed to have hats in school you know what I

mean maybe it's just a homeowner that's a possibility also the MAGA hat is just so noticeable like it's like such a statement whereas like it's a bold Biden hat I think is not as noticeable it's not as antagonistic have hats yeah yeah and also like what a Biden hat looks like the association with the Biden hat is not as polarizing as the association with the MAGA hat. The association with the MAGA hat carries all the worst parts of

Trump's campaign. The worst assumption, the worst person that supports Trump, you're going to put that on a MAGA hat. Even if that's not who they think. That's what we do. The worst assumption of Biden is what? He's too liberal? You. That's what we do. The worst assumption of Biden is what? He's like too liberal? Or he's senile?

You're not punching somebody for that. He's your grandpa. Exactly. No, but just to Akash's point, I heard some news article about the retirement homes in Florida. If you're a Biden supporter, you stop getting invited to the golf games and shit like that. The women stop giving you pussy and shit like that.

I could see you getting ostracized from your community 100 especially in the south right but i don't see physical acts of violence in the same way that's what that's what i'm saying like when i'm thinking about this election like what's gonna happen i'm like if biden wins i don't think there's riots if trump wins i don't think there's riots. I do think there's looting by the people who are planning to loot no matter what. Like, I think there's people right now who are like,

I need some new Versace. I need some new Gucci. I need some new shit and I'm breaking down the fucking store to get it no matter what. But, and this is an excuse, and those are the same people in the past looted because of what happened.

They took advantage of the moment. They enriched themselves off the moment. They weren't doing it because they were angry. Nobody's angry at police brutality, and they're like, I need some Fendi to make up for this shit. You know what I mean? I can see those groups doing it regardless of who wins.

Because they're selfish. Yeah, they're just trying to enrich themselves off what happens. They just see anybody yelling in the streets like, yes, it's my time. I think either way, there's going to be some shit going down, whoever wins. Really?

I think it's just going to vary by region i think if trump wins new york liberal havens are going to riot and loot and if biden wins i don't know if there'll be riot and looting necessarily but there will be some there will be some shit when do you think we get an answer about the election i think it comes i mean i don't think we're going to know but apparently there's a map of like who's going to know when which state is going to know when they got results the thing that i think is going to make it while maybe is Pennsylvania won't know for a while. It's like very likely they won't know by election night. I guess it's just –

They're not allowed to open their ballots until election day. Thank you for that because I did not know. I just saw the map. So every place else that's early voting, they're counting it already. Pennsylvania, they just have a bunch of unopened envelopes right now. So they have to wait. they're counting it already. Pennsylvania, they just have a bunch of unopened envelopes right now. So they have to wait and then with all the people that did do early voting,

like people have to open each fucking envelope and then count it. So it's like, they're going to be the latest. Interesting. And that's a massive swing state. Right, right, right, right, right.

So every other state. Not every other. There's a couple. I think there's like three or four that can't open until. But a lot of states that have been doing their early voting,

they're already counting? Yes. Whoa. Yeah, they're just not allowed to give results out, but they are counting. But that information probably, I mean, you can't access that information? If you're a president, you don't have a mole in there? I'm sure they do. Yeah. So this is similar to like boxing.

I think the WBC had this new rating system where the judges had to say per round or per every three rounds or whatever it is how they scored the rounds. And the idea behind it was like this is how we can stop fraudulent voting because if one of these judges after the third round scored it in a really unfair way, we can be like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this girl up to? I think it was something – I forget this girl's name. She was this notorious judge for doing a bunch of fucked up decisions. I was going to say Judy. forget this girl's name she was this like notorious judge for doing like a bunch of like fucked up decisions um so i was gonna say judy so so maybe but maybe that could also motivate the different um candidates yeah if you got 10 million to spend like you're not gonna spend it in the state where you know you're getting smoked or you know you got it locked or if your guy is losing yo we got to go to the fucking polls can i say something something here? Somebody said recently that Trump was pulling money out of Florida or something

like that, and they were like, oh, maybe that's a sign that he's losing Florida. He's like, we don't want to waste any more money in there. Maybe it's the opposite. Maybe he's got a motherfucker in that ballot counting situation saying, yo, you kind of got this on lock. Don't spend any more money on ads. The only reason I would give pushback about that is because

a lot of Republican side don't believe in the early voting shit like they want to vote in person because they don't feel like their vote's going to count if they send it in and so if there's any early numbers most likely the numbers are for them and democrats are more scared of corona so they're going to want to mail in they're going to want to be distant but in florida you can early vote in person. Oh, you can? Yeah. So their polling stations are just up?

Yeah. Texas already early voting? And this is as of Friday. Why do they do that? What do you mean? Why do they early vote in person? Just to avoid the craziness on election. Imagine everybody that wants to vote has to line up on Tuesday.

They get nuts. Because Texas already... Like every other election. Well, hear this. In 2016, Texas's total voting, as of Friday, they had already passed that number in early voting alone. Early voting's already passed total voting.

Total? Yes. Early voting in 2020 already passed total voting in 2016. Oh, shit. Trump's going to lose. So, I think you need... Trump's going to lose. Yo, they actually...

Trump's what? I think Trump's going to lose. Really? I think the more people that vote it usually leads towards the Dems bigger voter turnout

always always helps Dems Democrats fall in love Republicans fall in line and that is I think specifically about voting yeah guys I think

we're looking at this wrong man what you mean I could be swayed by social media you know what I mean like yeah we've had people do this before you know you totally fake the funk you're capping on social media you You know what I mean? Like we've had people do this before.

You know, you totally fake the funk. You're capping on social media. You get everybody believe you're more popping than you are. You've got the fake money everywhere. You've got fake jewelry everywhere. You've got everything going on. And that might be what Trump is doing right now. But you see the people showing up to these rallies,

bro. Oh yeah. I mean, it's unbelievable. The energy. Listen, it looks like Limp Bizkit. It is.

It's great. And it looks like Woodstock. Yeah. It looks like DMX performing for everybody in great and it looks like woodstock yeah it looks like dmx performing for everybody in the whole world at woodstock yeah think about it though that's the only gatherings that are allowed right now i understand that i understand that people like oh shit let's get out the house i understand that don't get me wrong but that's still not everybody that's the thing that's wild to me it's like like that's just the people that

can go that day motherfuckers. Motherfuckers got kids. Motherfuckers got jobs. You know what I'm saying? And they definitely got kids. Conservatives got kids. These liberals getting scooped out left and right. But concerts. Concerts happen weekdays, any day, and they'll still be sold out concerts.

So a concert's a little different than watching one guy speak. Have you seen Trump? That shit's a concert. Politics now is like what I'm saying, though, bro. If they feel that way about him, it's different. I wonder if there's a conversion effect also where like you just kind of wander in you're like i got i don't got shit to do i want to go see trump he's so funny i'm not gonna vote for him but let's go see what the deal is and they show up and then we're gonna go just because yeah just to see if but then trump starts ripping that shit playing that shit that's we were gonna

go to the one where herman cain got killed at. Yeah. Or he got Corona. Could have been Al, bro. Yeah. Fuck. Damn. But imagine all of a sudden you show up and all of a sudden he starts busting out Macho Man and he's playing the thing and he's playing the SNL thing at Jim Carrey. And you're like, yo, this guy's kind of cool. And all of a sudden you go on the ballot and you're voting and you're like, eh. I never saw Biden. I've never seen him.

I've never really listened to him except the debate. But I saw Trump rock that crowd. If politics is a new religion, Trump is the most charismatic pastor maybe ever yeah like this guy will convert some he's on some joel osteen shit yeah you bring your kids because it's church yeah also it seems so much more normalized when you go three though say what you see obama drain that when you see yeah i think the other thing thing is when you go to a rally, everything seems more normalized, I imagine. So when your idea of a Trump supporter and who Trump is from the news, from the media, you're just watching CNN, you're just watching MSNBC, you're like, oh, it's just these racist rednecks with no fucking teeth. And they got swastikas everywhere.

They got Confederate flags and they just hate minorities, whatever. And then you go, you see a bunch of black people. Yeahese chicks and you see mad mexicans you see like latinos like crazy and all of a sudden and everybody's dapped up everybody's showing love yeah and it's almost like how you were describing to me the black lives matter marches you're like oh it just felt great felt like everybody's supporting everybody was on the same team and you see these people you thought were hateful all of of a sudden you go, oh, they're not hateful. They just ride for this team

and everybody who rides for the team is accepted. It's almost like soccer. If you're a Liverpool fan, that's what the fuck you are. And everybody who's a Liverpool fan gets to be on that squad and you're accepted

no matter who you are. All of a sudden, you start feeling the love. You're like, oh shit, I've been lied to. And now that guy starts speaking to you in some way that's entertaining

and just like you're saying is different than the other than the other guy who's also just as old as him and then not to mention you go to a Trump rally like people wearing masks or whatever

but it's not as strict like people are shaking hands you start feeling normal again and all of a sudden you're like yo this is like how things used to be like this is how

this is how my life was I want my old life back I feel like my old life's back with this dude this other guy what is MAGA they got the big fucking i was gonna say it's the nostalgia effect real big america crazy yeah like before the mass

and then you got biden doing these these rallies where they got the olympic circles that everybody gotta be inside of there's six people there that energy is not the same bro this is this is interesting man you'll never want that it's gonna it's going to be fun. You know what? We are, you know what? I guarantee we will regret, when we were older, we will regret not going to one of these fucking things and just feeling out what the energy was because we'll never truly be able to understand it. I wouldn't want to go. Speak for yourself. Yeah, I think you're talking about, it's different if you're a minority and I don't even think

they'd be more racist. I think they would go so far to prove they're not racist that I'd be like, I don't want this fraudulence. I don't want this fraudulence. I don't want this extra love. Just be a normal person. I don't want you being phony to me for five or four hours. I don't know, too.

I love Slumdog Millionaire. Hey, take a picture with me. I don't need it. I don't need it. Yo, but what's so interesting is you used to do this joke about how that's not how conservatives are

and that's what you love so much about people down south and you said liberals would do that. And now it's kind of, I think at a Trump rally, the dynamics are flipped. Why do you think that? Because Trump supporters automatically called racist, which I don't think every Trump supporter is racist. I think that's crazy to say. But that's what a lot of people do.

Hey, you're racist. You're a piece of shit. Whatever. So if you're a Trump supporter who isn't racist and you want to convince this minority that Trump supporters are not all racist and maybe maybe even get him to vote for trump what are you going to do are you going to distance from this guy are you going to let him do his thing and be like oh he probably didn't want to be bothered or are you going to go out of your way to make this a special experience for this guy yeah it was it was like how america was to all black people right after uh all the black lives matter stuff started happening this year like it was just like everybody was overly nice

and like, oh, are you okay? Okay, reaching out to me. That's how it probably is at those rallies. Interesting. Because black is currency right now. And isn't that

refreshing a little bit? Like the people you thought hated you the most are kind of like, yo, this is cool. If it feels real, cool. If it feels like genuine, like, oh shit,

this is eye opening. The reason why you're seeing the black feels genuine, like, oh, shit, this is eye-opening. The reason why you're seeing the black people at the rallies is because let's put them in the front row so you see them. Yeah. It could be the same as rocks, yo. Yeah, after the election, they're in the back. They're back to the back. No, but that's the interesting thing, because who's that props for? Undecided.

If the voter for Trump is so racist, why would you put a bunch of black people and Asians and Indians in the background to show how diverse the fan base is? Because now they don't need the black vote. They still need to chip away at the black vote. No, but you understand what I'm saying, right? I do. So at least that's the Trump side thinking, oh, we can win over these people. That's not the Trump side going,

we have to make sure our supporters know how racist we are. It's the Trump side going, yo, we could get some black vote. We could get some Asianian vote we could get some mexican vote yeah to be honest if any president was like i just want white supremacists to vote for me he loses that's you can't do that you can't be like hey let's just get the white supremacist vote right into the white house it's the white house isn't it it's not it's not gonna work you gotta get the undecideds right so if you can lock up extreme people and then try to get the undecideds, that's the move. Do you think that

we've actually flipped a little bit where liberals have become entitled to how not racist they are to the point where they feel like they could start telling minorities what they should do and conservatives are starting to be like, no, we're going to make

the extra effort to make you guys feel comfortable because right now you see a lot a lot of white liberals coming out and they're like hey black people you know you you know how to be black yeah you support the right people biden to charlemagne chelsea handler to 50 cent like you see this a lot and they said it to them they say it to them yeah but it's like you see this kind of attitude a lot what what i just think white liberals don't know how to be white like i think they really struggle with like how do i talk to a person that's not white if i'm white and i'm not racist and then they try to relate too much like hey hey you must not be black if you blah blah blah and then the black

guy's like who the fuck are you to tell this but is it like are they trying to relate or are they like feeling so entitled to how entrenched they are into the minority struggle that they feel like they can start telling minorities how to act whereas you have the Republicans,

this is what you guys are assuming, I don't know much about the Trump Republicans about how they act towards minorities per se but like where you're saying they're going to do

the overacting that we used to put on liberals. That phony shit back in the day where like- I still get that. You still get that from liberals? That's what I thought liberals are. I still get i thought liberals are but i'm wondering if that's based on what you guys were just saying a rally and i have one black friend that we all know that went to a trump rally and i think there might have been another i don't remember but he was like yeah it's

that everybody's being so nice because a rally is different than life a rally is i need your vote you gotta come onto my team like scientology it's like fucking rush week at a fraternity oh yeah yo is it okay question that's good is it like church though i think i'm wondering it like we're not even church it's like um what is it when you do like the pre-game before football tailgate tailgate yeah is it like a tailgate where it's like as long as you got the giants banner as long as you got the Giants banner, as long as you got the Cowboys banner, it don't matter where you're from, what religion. It's like today we're on the same page about some shit. Let's dap it up.

We got it. We'll put everything inside. At least you know that that person got one thing right. Whereas in life, you're walking around with people. You don't really know who they are, what they're about. They don't got the jersey on. Yeah. Right?

I mean, that's the cool thing about when you wear a cross or when you wear a yarmulke or when you wear, I guess there's like a Muslim garb or whatever it is. Or when you see somebody with some sort of, Kata if you're Punjabi, like you are, or like for Hindu people, I'm sure you guys have something, right? What y'all got? Swastika. Is it really that? That was originally a Hindu thing and then Hitler came and made it. So we can't really wear our shit. What about that hand that got two thumbs yeah that one ain't that hindu and they got two thumbs you talking about the actor that got two thumbs no the hand that

goes like that and then it goes like that get it on that chest oh really that's a bollywood actor with two thumbs it's always you indians born weird yeah you guys get that it's a billion of us every time you're on youtube no my man is actually fine outside of the two thumbs. But you always see that in India, man. There's always someone born with fucking herpes all over their feet. All right, guys, we got to take a break for a second. Stop you motherfuckers from going bald, all right? Ladies, listen up.

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I'm going to be at Atlantic City Comedy Club, November 12th. That's next Thursday. It's going to be one show at 8 p.m., I believe. But double check my website for exact times. And I'm going to be in Providence, Rhode Island at the Comedy Connection, December 11th and 12th. We're going to do four shows. So let's sell those bitches out as well. Let's keep the momentum going

until COVID fucking stops us. And I don't think they can do that either to be honest with you. So come through. Let's keep selling these shows out. Let's get back to the show. You always see that in India, man. There's always someone born with fucking

herpes all over their feet. You walk around like in New York. I mean, you walk around New York and you're like, yo, does everybody in this city have a fucking skin condition? What is this? It's just because there's so many people on such a small strip of land. I've never felt that way at all.

Everybody here got a skin condition? Motherfuckers with a foot just come out of the shoe, blew up the shoe like a fucking atomic bomb? That's fat people, bro. That's what fatness is. I've been in the South and never seen that. Where it looks purple? Where people got the purple?

Yeah, I grew up in the South and never saw that. You never saw fat people in the South? Blowing up the shoe like that? Come on, bro. It might have widened out, but it ain't blowing the fuck up. And they're limping. What the fuck about the people that are riding around the rascals in the Walmart? Come on, you are capping right now.

You said you never saw fat people with fat cankles in the South. Kankles, but not like that. You are lying, bro. This guy is lying right now. And New York is the only place I see Asians that are like In the evolutionary stage Where they're becoming black You ever see that?

Like Asians And like part of their face Is like transitioning to black I don't know what the fuck You had to see that Oh okay I see what you're saying They got like the blotches

On their face Yeah Like splotches Yeah that's evolution That's the purple That's evolution They're becoming black No

Are you talking about the purple Or are you talking about Vitiligo No no There's a lot of Vitil talking about the purple or are you talking about vitiligo? No, no, no. There's a lot of vitiligo in this city too. I've been seeing mad vitiligo. All right, fine. We got skin conditions in America.

Y'all got three arms in India, bro. They're mad progressive though. Indians are mad progressive when it comes to disabilities, dog. Yeah, because they all think you're gods and shit like that. There's a kid born with a tail and they're like,

yeah, we're going to worship this motherfucker. Yeah, that's the best place to be born stupid. If you're born with a deformity, India is the best place because they will exalt your ass. That double thumb guy is a fucking Hollywood billionaire. We the most progressive. I'm surprised he's not God. He got the fucking sign of the saint or whatever.

Text him with just one hand. Oh, that's fire. We need another third thumb, yo. That's fire. Yo, imagine getting a text with one hand like that. We love a third thumb, bro. Be killing it. Yo, we're the most progressive.

You got disabilities, trans rights. You've been given mad long. Just don't be a poor woman and you're good. Yeah, that's true, man. But going back to what we're saying about that being born weird. You guys are born with it. You said going back to it and then you went the same topic. We almost left it and I want to go back to it.

Why do you guys think that you're the most born weird? Bill Gates is vaccinating all you motherfuck bill gates is vaccinated he might be vaccine but the other thing i was wondering does it make you better at begging like now you have like four or five arms that you could beg with at the same time probably don't hurt you know who need that shit them african kids picking diamonds bro that would be perfect they were born with a couple extra arms. Fucking spider kids. Snatching that shit. Dude. You actually cut one off as a favor. That's what I'm saying. You can say, yo, doc, keep this shit because I'm about to get caught stealing.

That's what you need, dude. Yeah. Free surgery. Facts. That's actually smart. But it was true, man. India always got the weirdest born people. What is up with that?

It's just a million of us, yo. I don't know if it's that. There's a billion Chinese and they all look pretty there's two billion chinese we ain't got no four-armed chinese bro oh yeah but china be getting rid of whoever they need to get rid of how we know bro they can't even get rid of the uighurs think about how many chinese there would be if they weren't just taking care of what they had to do you think that's what it is they're 300 and motherfuckers

they just got a big old pit yeah it's something and they're karate kicking them asses yo imagine the fucking Liu Kang kick that they're doing

to get them into the pit imagine if they crane kicked all of them holy shit or as they would say holy shit no but for real why do you not see that

from these other places, man? That's an important discussion that we need to have. Nah, you'd be seeing it everywhere. The only place with a billion people, we got China, we got India. Is there another place with a Billy? No. No. There's not another place with a homogenous population that's at a Billy.

Correct. China, they all chilling. We don't know. Yes, we do. You don't think we would have found out about the Chinese people? We can't even get accurate corona numbers from them. Six fingers. They'd be playing a violin in ways that you would never imagine.

That's why they're so good at counting, dog. Oh, shit. Indians are. Yeah, that's what I meant. That's why Indians are so good at counting, bro. But imagine them chopstick skills with six fingers, dude. You could actually get a decent bite. You could have three or four sticks make a spoon.

They just invented the fork with that. Yo, that is is cool you guys can pickpocket hella good this is i think this is an evolutionary advantage say again you don't really be pickpocketing y'all be pickpocketing there's no pockets on a sari come on yeah oh fuck that's a good ass point bro we don't really got pockets like that maybe if y'all got some pants it'd be harder we also don't really got money like that see what I mean no pockets no picking no pockets no picking dude yeah alright

alright I think that we should try to get to the bottom of this why you're I really do think we gotta get to the bottom of it yeah why are there people the most weird it doesn't make any sense

you got all these fucking doctors maybe you need to send something back we got all doctors here in America all the Indians come out and be doctors, right? That's a good point. Maybe that's what it is, though.

So they're just having all their doctors leave so they can't figure out why they got six hands. Yeah. We got to send something back. So maybe that's actually... Yo, Trump.

You know what to do with the second term, Trump. Don't get many ideas, first of all. But maybe that's why there's so many Indians that fuck with Trump so heavy in India.

They fuck with Trump in India. Yeah, father's worshiping him worship yeah why yeah you didn't see that trump got corona the guy got killed himself when trump got i think he had a heart attack but same difference i guess that's like that is killing yourself probably wasn't trump that did it was probably the diet but go ahead i don't know though that's actually a good point heart attack is kind of killing yourself son it is bro it's slow but it is oh yeah we'd be killing ourselves slowly slowly why do we ever consider that killing yourself yeah that should be suicide heart attack suicide diabetes suicide yeah because what is killing yourself that's just your brain saying hey kill yourself heart attack is just your heart saying hey kill yourself we out what alex what tell me

why that's not right what tell me why your brain's just an organ like your heart saying, hey, kill yourself. We out. What? Alex, what? Tell me why that's not right. What? Tell me why. Your brain's just an organ like your heart. Your brain says, hey, we're done now. Honestly? Your brain says we're done now. That last line, I was like, that shit is locked.

He locked that argument up. Yeah. The organ locked. Hey, you got that. They're organs, bro. You know what time it is. Squirt. Squirt.

So, point is, we got to get to the bottom of india bro no we really do dude i know we have an important election i know i know we have an important election we is gonna you know decide the fate of the free world but we gotta figure out why india's got so many fucking fingers, bro. This is a problem. And they would probably do that like this at least. Y'all never have conversations amongst yourselves? You never just sit in that Thanksgiving like, yo, why are we so different than everybody else?

With the uncle with the mouth on the forehead or something? Come on, bro. White people are the only ones that got the lobster hand. What's a lobster hand? Yeah, we have less. That's a good point. No, what's a lobster hand? Hold on.

What's a lobster hand? You got the little baby arm or you got like the two fingers, the fucking lobster claw We do have a lot of those. I only knew one person with that and he was black. You knew one though. Todd Lynn. Black. No, Todd Lynn had a stroke arm.

No, he had baby arm. Baby arm. White dude in a scary scary movie that's a movie now let me think i'm trying to think white illnesses oh you know what white people got webbed shit like white people got some webbed toes for no reason. I mean, we're swimming people, though. We are swimming people. White people got some webbed ass fingers. We might be. That could be some... That's just a Santa Barbara baby right there.

Real talk. It could be, what is that guy's name who's in Waterworld? Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner. So we could be preparing to leave y'all before we were going to Mars. We were about to go to the water on y'all. Yeah, why should I just gentrify the water? We tried to. Epstein's Island, he fucked it up. Listen, he had a good idea, right't gillane all into like she had a submarine license she had a submarine license she's trying to find a different way like where are these

minorities not going under the water let's try it out okay yeah oh fuck there's no age of consent under the water i wonder what that island's going for right now say what i looked it up it's uh you know me i'm trying to take advantage of real estate real real talk you're gonna take advantage of this island you buy that shit and you just clean up all the training bras or whatever off of that you don't think that you don't think it's good still it's like buying a haunted house i would buy that yeah yo actually i would buy the island before i bought the haunted house because i believe them ghosts don't go away but you got all the little girls and shit off that it's mad little

caspers running around that mad little you don't know if they died though you don't know if they died though and you can just bulldoze everything that you didn't like i'm sure there's a couple condos on there you know a couple villas that seem pretty odd. Condos or condoms? What are we talking about? Definitely no condoms on there. Gently used. I was thinking about that. You think the reason why America has so many problems is that America is all built on an Indian burial ground?

Oh, shit. The whole country is built on an Indian burial ground. That burial ground shit, we got to get over it. Because I don't think they had cemeteries like us. I think they just buried you wherever. Do you think they buried or did they just die? That's his point though.

Yeah. We built the whole country on an Indian burial ground. No. No, what I'm trying to say is they got to get off it with this burial ground shit because I don't think

they had burial grounds. They didn't have cemeteries. Yeah, they buried up wherever. Exactly. And we're on top of it right now. So you can't just keep everything? Yeah. That's why the whole country's fucked.

Nah, B. Because when you die, you die. I'm sorry. Do you have a problem with a group of people trying to claim land? Is that what the white guy's giving us? Shit? Yeah. You can't claim it.

You got to fight for it. Ain't no claiming it. Let's go. Knuckle up. But they claimed it in the afterlife. What? That's what they're doing right now. They're claiming it right now.

They reclaim it. Spiritually colonized. We got spiritually colonized. Well, tell Chief Afterlife that he's going to have to stay over there with it because it's our snout. We appreciate the chutney. Oh, no, that's the other ones.

That's why Americans got problems, I really think. I don't think so, man. I don't think so. I think we got problems because we decide we got problems because we decide we got problems we got the least problems this is the least

in the whole world you've been to a place with real problems yeah yeah yeah don't we have the least let's be honest life is pretty good here but it's a lot of

inner conflict that's the thing we're really like it's on some 1% shit you ever see like rich families and they're all beefing this is a 1% problem

I agree but can I explain to you a type of dude that sees someone with depression and goes well just cheer up like have you thought about us being happier before no i'd be like work out like i'd be like stop being bread like i'd give a couple things that work for me i'd be like change your perspective you can't change the situation i give you some bars to roll with i'm not gonna be like cheer up that being said if you want to talk about, we do have first world problems. That's like, think about it, bro. You know what America is?

Think about it. It's succession. Let's get to the bottom of it. Nah. Like we got. Come on. Yeah. It's succession.

Okay, what's that? You know that TV show where it's this rich family always fighting over some shit? Nah, I don't watch that shit. That's America. It's just a rich family fighting amongst each other. Didn't I just say we got 1% problems? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what we got. I'm adding to it right there. Succession. Okay, I don't watch that shit. That's America. It's just a rich family fighting amongst each other. Didn't I just say we got 1% problems? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

That's all we got. I'm adding to it right there. Succession. Okay, we're on the same page. Family of billionaires. We got billionaire problems over here. What's the biggest problem, Al?

Black people getting killed by the police. You know, most other countries are like, we all get killed by the police. Only one group over there is getting killed by the police. Real talk.

Think about that shit. We just got to stop black people getting killed by the police. Only one group over there is getting killed by the police. Think about that shit. We just got to stop black people getting killed by the police and if we can do that, then nobody's out there getting killed by the police. This is a huge accomplishment. That's facts, bro. Think about it. So far, I don't see a problem with that. All we got to do is stop black people getting killed by the police.

What's the best way to do that, you think? Make them not black anymore. Bro, you think those Chinese people I was talking about, they get the, that are evolutioning? I don't know what he meant by that. I genuinely am concerned. Son, that's how evolution happens. What do you mean by this?

Like, all people look alike. Okay. And then they started evolving, and they started changing. Anything that happens within the course of your lifetime. Son. It happened in someone's lifetime? Yeah. It had to have happened.

In someone's lifetime. We're just seeing it right there. How did you expect it to happen, Akash? You're born a little different. That's exactly what they're saying, bro. He's saying they're transitioning throughout life. No.

He's like, this is the first step. Yeah. They're like in one of the middle stages. Yeah. That's so funny. So we're all just going back to being black?

Back to Africa, bro. That's what we're all doing. We're all just Marcus Garvey people at the end of the day. Or maybe white people are the first people. Well, if you shave down a primate, what color are they? White? Kinda Akash. Yeah, a little Akash.

Yeah, a little Akash. Some white boys, bro. And when you think about monkeys, they always do white boy shit for fun. Yeah, that's true. Swinging from things, jumping off of shit, dangling, chucking doo-doo, bad gay jokes beating off in front of each other. It's a bunch of

frat boys. That's all monkeys are. That is crazy. I'm just saying, white people might be the first people, bro. Yeah, that's a good point. We might be the first people. And you're evolving to the better people. I don't know what that meant. I don't know what that meant. I don't know what that meant. You wouldn't know if you were black.

I'm not involved enough to understand what that is, bro. I really am not. I'm just saying, though, black people are probably chilling out in Europe, smoking weed, having fucking threesomes, eating cheese and shit. You know what what i mean and then some primal ass white motherfuckers went over there were like oh this is fire snatch that shit from y'all you know what i mean and then y'all went back to africa like all right fuck i guess we'll live here yeah that's how you think that might be how it went down bro yo real talk it could be like schitt's creek that could be how it went down. They got Schitt's Creek, bro. They got Schitt's Creek. Yo, real talk. It could be like Schitt's Creek. That could be how it is.

Yo, dude. So we just forgot about the three songs. Black people really the first Europeans? White people the first Africans, bro. Ooh. Oh, shit. Who's a cracker now? Yeah, cracker.

Uh. So Trump actually does have the African-American vote locked up. Son, I'm an African-American, bro. I'm an African-American, bro. i'm an african-american bro am i african-american i think so al are you proud to be an american just right no that's a european-american look at his ass all european and shit i am european mad european yeah and oh my god uh those old dresses back in the day what for the women used to have what? Hoops. The fat ass, right? Yeah. You remember that?

That's because white people were the first people with fat asses. That's right, bro. That's because white people invented the fat ass. This is a fact. Is that why black guys still love white women? That's just left over from there? Y'all were like, yo, our girls don't got this yet. That's hilarious.

White people invented fat asses, bro. White people done invented fat asses, bro. This is a fact. Nah, I think black people had the fat asses first. And then we evolved to the white. And then you lost the ass. And then we're like, oh, we need to make it look like you still have ass. So now we have to make those fake little corsets to appear. The corset was not fake.

Yeah, what are we talking about? That was real. Them white bitches had curves, bro. Them whiteet was not fake. I was real. Them white bitches had curves, bro. One white bitch was curvy, bro. Absolutely. She looked like an and symbol. What's that called? Ampersand. No, but the and symbol that you draw

with a straight line and a little circle. All that. And a music note. Was that treble? Yeah, a little treble. You are in trouble right now. You could be in trouble with that claff-poon-any. You know what I mean? Was that treble? Yeah, a little treble. Yeah, boy. You are in treble right now, bro. You could be in treble with that clef poonany.

Wait, what? Oh, no, that's the muscle that's my bad. No, but in all seriousness, bro, y'all got to put some respect on the whites, bro. We got to get back to why Indian people

look so good. Why? We never go to the bottom of that dude yo did we get to the bottom yet i think we got to the bottom yo can you please cut when i just went like that is it i hope you didn't have that for no reason like my body took over and i went yeah let's get to the bottom he's from at here. He's African-American. He's evolving. That's what Obama did when he hit that three. Oh, yo.

Put some respect. No, he did. Y'all see what he did? Can we all agree? He was like, yes! Chill out, y'all. Chill out. Nah, you don't put respect. Be honest.

If Biden wins, you think that three has something to do with it? No. No. I'll be honest. Low key. Low key. You know you love that shit. You miss Obama when you hit that shitkey low-key you know you you miss obama when you do that you miss him but he hit that three it was just that was some classic swag

one shot bang then lower the mask to talk his shit i didn't like how he repeated it twice i didn't like how he hit the mask he was like that, that's what I do. And then people didn't hear him, so he had to take it down. He said it twice. I would have liked if he just ripped that shit off, threw that shit in the air like confetti, and said, that's what I do. That would have been a fire. He said, fuck social distance, and pulled it down. Yo, I think Obama might have the energy of a Trump supporter.

Keep going. Swagged out his fuck, burying the three and then says, you know what? Fuck hell. Pull that shit down. That's what I do. That's what Trump's gonna say if he wins the election again. He could go,

that's what I do. I win elections. I'm a winner. You're a loser. Did you see his daughter rapping the City Girls verse? No. Oh, you didn't see this?

No. Going after it. Oh, she got a chill out. Come on, wait till let's just get the election going. Come on, though. No, she's going after it, bro. Yeah, she's getting smoked out guaranteed, bro. Sasha the Stallion?

Yes. Sasha the Stallion? What's the one? What's the shorter one? Malia. That was Malia? Wow, son. Mark really trying to get murdered by everybody, bro.

That's one of the family, bro. Anyway, so Malia is how old before we, anyway, so what is, Malia is how old before we continue having this conversation? Look up Malia's age. I was going to do that too, but look up Malia's age. What age is Malia? I was going to talk about Sasha because she's in college for sure. But I think they both are in college now. I think they're both

of age. Okay. This is important research. Are we there yet? 22 and 19. Got him! Anyway, she, yeah, somebody is definitely cracking that out, bro. Come on, son. What, what? You don't think so? You don't think she's that big, bro?

You know, ever since the debates, I say, come on, man, all the time. So that's my shit. Hey, this is malarkey. Yeah, malarkey. What happened with that? That's what Biden's always overusing man. Come on, man. Come on, man.

I used to do it. Come on, man. I like that. always overusing man. Come on, man. Come on, man. I like that. I like that shit. Come on, man. In all seriousness, do you think she's getting smoky? Come on, Ted. I tried to get you off that. Let's get to the bottom of this. Someone get to the bottom of her.

That's a fact. Do you think she's getting some more hokey? What school is she at? She's definitely at a college, and the Secret Service aren't walking around with her everywhere. Yeah, that'd be a little creepy, bro. If what? She was just catching a mish? Come on!

What? Dude, why is that wrong to say? I don't see how you made the transition from, that would be a little creepy, to what? If she was just catching a mish? Yeah, if she was getting smoked mish, that's not where I was going. If she was getting smoked mish? You don't think she's getting that smish, bro? You don't think she's getting Smoked mish If she was getting Smoked mish You don't think She's getting that smish bro

You don't think She's getting that smish Ow Alex Media You don't think She's catching that smish Bro Come on dude

You don't think She's getting that Reverse cow Giddy up You don't think She's catching that Giddy up That reverse cowabunga

You don't think She's getting that Cowabunga You don't think She's getting her own Secret service Yo do you think Al There's gotta be Something there You know what I mean You don't think she's getting that cowabunga? You don't think she's getting her own secret service? Yo, do you think, Al?

There's got to be something there. Do you know what I mean? You don't think she's praying five times a day? What? What? You don't think she's getting that? No, you don't think she's getting that? She's getting on them hands and knees, bro, praying five times a day,

forehead against the floor. Candy sweet, good as gold. Letaying five times a day. Forehead against the floor. Candy sweet. Good as gold. Let me see that. Bama roll. Hey. Hey. Hope.

Hey. Hope. Hey. Hope. Come on, dude. No, but in all seriousness, Al, you don't think that? No, I don't. I don't think at all. So you think she's a virgin, dude?

Yes. You think she's that sexually frustrated? No, I think they're still virgins. What about the older one? You don't think she's getting that, dude? Yes. You think she's that sexually frustrated? Nah, I think they're still virgins. What about the older one? Do you don't think she's getting that smithereen? Nah. You think she's just rapping WAP, just not knowing? She wasn't rapping WAP.

She was rapping City Girls. That's even crazier than that. Yeah, City Girls is nuts, bro. Yeah. Talking about nuts. What, dude? Al, can you just look at the video of her doing it And then it might change your mind Bro you don't think

She's getting drone struck Bro Oh my god What She is Obama This guy is fucking No Yo

That's crazy That is crazy Why is that crazy I don't know But that is kind of What we should call When you bust on a girl Incoming

Incoming Is that both words The opposite when you bust on a girl. Incoming. Incoming. That's the opposite of busting on a girl. Oh, boy. Anyway, so, what do we think is going to happen?

What's the fate of America, guys? With all that alarmist we were doing before, I think nothing's going to happen. I don't think

there'll be any writing. I don't think there'll be any funny. Low key, I don't think so either, be some social media posts there's gonna be some little shit that the media is gonna blow up like there's gonna be like one square block in chicago where there's like a trash can on fire they're gonna be like look at the panic in the streets i do think the people that want to loot and are playing a loot are gonna do it yeah they're

gonna try yeah but i don't think it's gonna be some wild thing so like these people like people i was saying before people are telling me like stock up on water and fill up the car with gas. I'm like. I don't think it's going to be all that. And I know I'm more like fatalistic than you guys. I think, I think it's going to be a little crazy. Really? Yeah.

It's going to be tense. Like worst case scenario, there's going to be like a court case. Like Trump's like worst case scenario. There was a court case for Gore and Bush. We didn't give a fuck back then about Gore Bush. Right. That went to court for weeks. This is different.

The stakes are different for both sides. Everybody feels like the country is riding on this election. But who wins? Wait, what? Who wins?

If I had to guess, I would say Biden, but I don't feel confident about that, really. Yeah, I kind of feel the same. I say Biden, but I don't feel confident about it.

I could see Trump losing the popular vote or it's really, really close. I think that's locked in. And then I think that he could win electoral college. I think Trump might squeak it out. I think Trump wins, bro. And the popular? Dude, I think it might be easy. If you asked me two weeks ago, I'd be like, I think Biden got it, man.

The last two weeks, I don't know. I mean, that is what happened in 2016. So for me to act like that's not valid is crazy because we've seen it with Trump. If he wins, the credibility of the polls is going to be gone. Done. Done forever. They're saying that he has a bigger lead than what Hillary had. So the one thing that I read.

Biden has. Biden. Yeah. The one thing that I read that could be like, oh, okay, maybe Trump does have this, is apparently 20% of voters last time were undecided leading up to the election. And then a bunch of those people swang Trump.

I think in a lot of that was fucking, I hate Hillary. They just say that they're undecided, but they're not. You think they knew? Yeah, I think that... That's what I was trying to say about my nerd friend that was doing the calling on behalf of Biden. Yeahiden yeah i hate that i want to talk about that what calling on behalf of people i've gotten so many fucking calls and texts non-stop about the fucking election i have not because i don't really be voting i've gotten a lot i think i'm registered

i'm registered when your vote truly matters yeah so you're gonna vote in every election i'm registered independent and so i think i just get hit up non-stop i've gotten like 10 calls a day and florida are you fucking kidding me this most annoying one i got a text from someone that said like we got it was from like the democrats they were like oh we got to get trump out and then they they put stars in trump like they bleeped trump's name that's stupid it was like tr like volgamore yeah they didn't want to say i was like he whose name may not be mentioned? I was like, what are we doing?

What is it? He who shall not be named. I mean, I don't even know nothing about Potter, yo. You don't know shit about Potter. Come on, yo. You're a fake-ass Harry Potter fan. God damn it. I got that shit wrong, bro.

Yeah. Fucking Slytherin. Yo. Oh, my God, bro. Yeah, you're a real Slytherin, bro. Come on, yo. Yeah, yo, I might be Slytherin. That's why I don't know that pussy-ass saying.

Yeah. Because that's for pussies who are scared to say his name. But I'm just outithering, bro. Come on, yo. Yeah, yo, I might be slithering. That's why I don't know that pussy-ass saying. Yeah. Because that's for pussies who are scared to say his name. But I'm just out here like Voldy. Yo, stop. Stop, stop, stop. I'm uncomfortable. Yo, Voldemort. Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort.

Can we stop dropping M-bombs out here? Son, this guy's wild, son. Can we cut this or no? Yo, is Voldemort worse than the M-word in Harry Potter world? I mean, there's no black people in Harry Potter there's one I counted he's in a movie for two seconds what's his name

I don't know the other serious black not so serious black they named a guy serious black instead of having a black character yo JK Rowling is racist bro this girl hates trannies They named a guy serious black instead of having a black character. Yo, J.K. Rowling is racist, bro. She's a wild kid. This girl hates trannies.

She hates black people. She made one good movie about a utopian society where only white kids live. Yo, this girl is fucked up. Yeah. Yo. I love her, yo. Not a single Indian in that shit. Two.

Who? Yeah. Patil twins. Patil. I don't know why she spelled it with an I, yo. Not a single Indian in that shit. Who? Who? Patil twins. Patel. I don't know why she spelled it with an I, but. Oh, are they in the books? Doesn't even know how to spell that. They're in the books? Are they in the movie?

They're in the movie, too. There ain't no movie, bro. I ain't seen them in no movie. I wouldn't recognize them, 14 fingers and shit. Holding that wand mad big. It's like, how many wands they get? The Patel twins. Grab them with their tail, bro.

They would be twins, right? Four, son. They get four each? Damn, son. No, for real, though. Are they actually in the movies? Yeah, in the movies. You probably just didn't notice

because they're not white. I mean, the only white people you know. I would notice them more if they're not white. Yeah, fly in the milk, bro. They there, bro. They go to motherfucking ball with Ron and Harry, I think. You don't even know who they go to the ball with, bro. I know Ron.

I think Harry. You think. There's two of them. You don't even know if the lead of the movie goes to the motherfucking ball with the paddle twins. Who'd he go with? Who? Harry? The girls?

The twins, yeah. Oh, there's chicks? See, none of y'all know nothing. Y'all suck. Who? Harry? The girls? Oh, there's chicks? See? None of y'all know nothing. Y'all suck. Y'all were trying to say, I'm not Slytherin. Yeah. Wait, what were y'all trying to say?

We're shell-shocking. You keep saying the V word. He whose name may not be said. I hate listening to him. He's killing me. But y'all don't even know who the Patels did or what they are. Who they were getting smoked out by. Yes, we do.

Who? They got that mish. Yeah, they were mish. They were getting that straight mish? They got straight mish. They got smished? Who was smishing them? Ron wasn't dating her.

Nah. Ron was dating Hermione. Yeah. Stupid. Y'all don't even know no Indians in that that movie bro there are indians in the movie i know one of the teachers was indian yes who the big motherfucker yeah the burly guy what was his name hagrid hi how good is that that sounds kind of yeah there ain't no indian that big yo come on yeah you're right about that so can you finish the story about your gay friend who's calling motherfuckers?

Yeah, he just said to undisclosed. Those are their names. Oh my God. Did someone just text your brain? God damn, praise Vishnu. He just got anointed. Thank God, son. Dude, that was crazy.

I saw your front swoop just got a little engorged there. Yo, that's my antenna. And then you just communicated with me through it. That's what I was saying. That's why I be getting good grades on tests if you just communicate with other people. That's fucking genius, bro. Wow, there were Indian girls in that fucking movie? Yeah.

Oh, gosh. Connecting all the dots, bro. Yeah, that's what we do, bro. That's what that is, yo. Oh, Jesus. That's stupid. All right. Whoa, do, bro. That's what that is, yo. Oh, Jesus. That's stupid. All right. Well, well, well.

Okay, go. Come on. What do we got to get to the bottom of, bro? The election. The election? We didn't figure that out yet? Nah, we figured it out. Who's going to win?

I think Elizabeth Warren. I think Elizabeth Warren is going to win. She's going to give the country back to her ancestors, bro. Yeah, Indian Burial Ground. Indian Burial Ground goes right back to India. You know that's some bullshit, that Indian burial ground that shit drives me crazy now you know why it pisses me off bro is because if you claim that your ancestors were buried there it's just like the fake way to get the land you're like no no our ancestors are buried there it's

important to us you're gonna have to give it back to us no your ancestors were buried there Cause we Murdered Come on bro Stop What dude We didn't do anything What We didn't do anything I didn't do nothing Yeah don't say

You said we That's the royal we That shit is royal You know what I mean I did nothing Your boy was in Scotland Getting smoked out By English people

Yeah smishing it We were not getting smished Nah y'all getting Doggy style Fuck Yeah y'all were getting doggy style. Y'all would know. That's how we always connect. You can't beat them, join them.

Nah, we had a couple good wars. You know what I mean? Freedom. How do we feel about Corona, the second wave that's happening? Is the second wave happening? It's coming, yo. In Europe, it's getting crazy. They're locking down again. This is what I don't like, the second wave that's happening? Is the second wave happening? It's coming, yo. In Europe, it's getting crazy. They're locking down again. They're locking down again.

It's getting crazy. This is what I don't like, though, is that they locked down Matt early. This fucking anti-vaxxer. Corona don't exist. Corona's a hoax. You guys put a load on me, okay? You guys said that I'm an Islamophobe. Islamophobe?

You guys said I'm a coronaphobe. You guys said I'm a vaccinophobe. All right, go, go go go you guys figure it out um two lies one true second wave of corona go no didn't we knock out all the people that was supposed to die already you know what i mean like low-key let's be honest didn't all the people who were at put those on to make that point yeah you're gonna be way smarter smart point oh didn't all the people that were at risk of dying those on to make that point. You're going to be way smarter. Make it a smart point. Whoa, geez. Then all the people that were at risk of dying from corona. It's crazy how much you look like you're voting for Biden right now.

Like that little thing, you're voting for Biden. It's like this move that people with glasses do. Son, that shit. That shit sucks, bro. Yo, if you got glasses, you do this, bro. Because you get exhausted trying to put it all the way up on your giant nose. That shit. That shit right there.

That shit took a bicep, bro. That shit took a bicep, bro. That shit took a bicep. Fuck you with your forehead. You can't even put glasses on. Shit. Yo, it marks forehead.

I'm going to go to the bathroom while he's still pushing that shit. Come back. Come back. He's halfway there. Fuck you. Put these glasses on your big ass forehead,

bro. You shit look like Ben Franklin probably. You can't have that. Oh, boy. Look, for real. What was I saying before I was completely interrupted, bro? I got thrown off.

He took his glasses off. They're still on his nose. He put his glasses in his pocket. His fucking still rest in there. I was like, impossible. Al, put the TV back on. Oh, okay. All right.

Yo, real talk. I never thought you had a big nose. But now that you have something resting on you, you look like your nose is attached to the glasses, dog. Yo, you know how many comments there were? You know how many comments there were on the YouTube? Yeah, you look like you've been asked who's on second. That's that Marx brother routine.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. You got the mustache. I hate y'all. I hate y'all, bro. If we could please start selling that as merch. It's a Schultz mustache. The mustache, the glasses, and the nose.

All parts of it parts we're selling that i hate y'all go die i hope y'all get corona in the second wave okay go mark with your second wave conspiracy what's the deal yeah that's why i think that shit is fake if he ain't getting it how the fuck anybody getting i ain't breathing this shit yet he's protecting us how do i not get corona bro am i just sucking all the corona out of the room bro he's an air filter dog he's protecting us how do i not get corona bro am i just sucking all the corona out the room bro he's an air filter dog he's protecting all of us he's protecting all right go go mark go nah it's just fucking crow magnum go go go go it's crow cagnar go no i just can't fuck my point bro I peaked I peaked mad early You did that to yourself yo I peaked mad early

Go Go make your fucking point Go Go Go I can't get over How big your nose is Don't ever wear glasses

Yo You wanna know what's fucked up yo You wanna know what's fucked up You wanna know what's fucked up You're just huge His laugh is killing me I know He put a battery in the joke

When we were making fun of Indian shit and Albie laughing Now I know what it feels like on the other side that shit is oxygen that's a forest fire sign that's one flame in california is going up all right but you know what's fucked up about y'all y'all said never wear a glass again you know what's fucked up about y'all like i when i put on my glasses i saw a picture of it and i was, man, my ears don't look so far from my head. Because the glasses kind of filled a gap. So I was like, maybe I could do a glass flex.

But after y'all said this, where I look like a goddamn pelican with these fucking picks on. You should give us a loan out of Gringotts Bank, bro. Why not Slytherin, bro? You're Gringotts. Give us back the sword Of Gryffindor Bro Oh my god I hate y'all so much bro

Oh shit Oh god No but Mark Let's get to the bottom of this Yo come on We gotta get to the bottom How long does it take glasses To get to the bottom

Let's go I need a nap quest Alright guys Come on bro Come on Come on I was just gonna say say, it's annoying that you're locked down mad early

and then they still had a second wave like crazy. That was the point we were waiting for. Your voice is so stupid now. It means nothing now. It just means nothing. What is the point, Mark? It sucks that they went into lockdown so early and then they had to go into it again.

No, it's just that was the point. So I'm saying recap what happened. I'm doing reruns over here. Hold on. Go on. Thank God you made fun of my noise because that shit was my noise. Hold on. Make your point, though.

Go on. I just think it's annoying. Like they're like oh america fucked up corona america's so stupid you guys suck you guys gonna have a second wave europe apparently did everything right and they're still getting fucked that's why we're gonna get it yeah but our numbers are so much crazier than them even relative to population that's why i don't know if that's true france is on full lockdown and all this shit i mean i guess statistics can all be manipulated from what i saw us.S. was. I think America's like top 15 per 100,000.

I think we're like 14th or 15th or some shit. Yeah, we're doing all right. We're not killing it. I mean, we are killing it. We're doing all right, though. But we're also more wild boys than everybody else when you think about it. Like, there are places that are out, nightclubs, partying. We're the most wild boys.

We're the most wild boys and we're only 14th, 15th? Is that true? We gonna move up. I think it's like per 100,000. You think the second wave is and we're only 14, 15? Is that true? We're going to move up. You think the second wave is coming here? Second wave is coming. You think it's the same trajectory where Europe got it first and then it came to us and now the second wave, Europe gets it

first and then it comes to us? I don't know if we'll do it, but that's what's happening. What's up with China then? Did they get a second wave? Who knows? They'd be lying about everything. Everybody there got four fingers on one hand. They don't be telling us. Wait, what? I tried to make the same.

He tried to get the smoke off India. Don't talk about nobody with fingers or nothing, bro. I'm saying. They don't be telling nobody. They be lying about their statistics, yo. Don't do that, bro. They be lying about their statistics, yo. Don't make them Simpsons, bro.

Don't do that shit, bro. Don't do that shit to the Chinese, bro. They doing the best they can, bro. Something is up. They're not telling us. Yeah. According to this website, like, America's, like, eighth in deaths per million. So, like, we have the most total confirmed deaths.

We're moving up, so. But, like, Mexico, Ecuador, Chile, Spain, Belgium, Peru are all ahead of us. Yeah, they got bodied, bro. So, like. So, Europe outside of Spain is doing better, right? Spain and Belgium, yeah. Because that would mean France, even if they have 66 million, they would have to have 40,000, 50,000 deaths to match the U.S. death rate.

So you believe second wave is coming. That shit is coming. And you think that we're going to do the exact same thing Europe did? Yeah, that shit is coming. Really? I think we're going to go into full lockdown when we were at the height of lockdown, especially the states that did it initially. Worse than we did before?

Like, don't leave your house shit? No, no, no. Like the same level. I don't. I halfway agree. I think a second. I don't think so, bro. I think a second wave is coming.

Apparently the numbers were like higher than they've ever been. One day record something, something. But I don't think we go on lockdown. This is America. I think we're going to be like, yo, we take our risks. We're going to live our life. Fucking lockdown was the worst. We're going to be I think we're going to be like, yo, we take our risks. We're going to live our life. Fucking lockdown was the worst. We're going to be responsible.

We're going to do masks, whatever. Some people won't, but that's the general voice is going to be like, we're just going to be responsible. We're still going to live our lives. You're not locking us down again. Also, hospitals are better prepared.

Remember the whole thing was flattening the curve so hospitals don't have to sit there and freak the fuck out because they're not ready for this. They don't have the PPE. They don't have the beds, etc. Hospitals are going to be better prepared for the second wave.

So I don't think we go on a lockdown. This is America. You can't lock us down twice. Italy rioted. Them pussies. Yeah, that's true. We're going to fucking go nuts if you try to lock down again, I think. They might scale back a bit, but I don't think it's lockdown.

Yeah, Florida already said, DeSantis was like, yeah, we're not going to lock down again. What's happening in Europe? Are there like holidays or something coming up? What are they preparing for? Apparently, they're preparing for the holiday season being the holiday season. What holiday? They don't have Thanksgiving. They're looking a couple months.

That's in two months. I mean, this shit been going on eight months. We all thought it'd be over by now. They're going to lock down for two months? Yeah, France has an indefinite right now. They haven't announced when they're going to open that shit up. Italy's apparently only like bars are closing at 6 p.m, but you can still do takeout or some shit like that. It's not even that crazy of a restriction. Spain

is back locked down. I'm telling you, these are all the same places that had it. And why would it come over here? Is travel open? Somewhat. You know how people are getting around it. Like, oh, hey, I'm just going to stay someplace for 14 days and then travel. But places like Mexico is open. So you can go to Mexico for 14 days?

Mexico, the numbers are spiking are they? it's crazy? spiking my boy just went down there Jamil just went down there fucking Mandy had it word?

really? yeah then Button got it interesting that's the other thing I'm like I don't like cases are like

whatever you know Indian doctor gonna help that motherfucker good luck bro hey good luck cases are like just cause cases are going up doesn't mean necessarily

that deaths are going up at the same rate that they were before you know i mean yeah because we know how to treat it now you know i treat it like the virus is getting less potent like we don't know that for a fact no i think i think it i think it's mutating or some shit i think anything could happen it could mutate into a stronger thing again also florida might be like the indian people yeah the virus got another thumb but yeah i think like i'm pretty sure viruses in general like i think we're talking about this viruses don't want to kill the host they want to make the host such that they can keep on spreading the virus so like viruses generally like are deadly up front and then they they slowly mutate to be less deadly because the people that die

aren't able to spread i don't know if we know that's a fact movies and shit yeah i don't know because like aids is pretty good yeah it was i was I think it was more deadly. AIDS ain't trying to hang out with you. Yeah, AIDS is like, yo, we done with this motherfucker. Yeah. I think it was more deadly when it first kicked off. Because we didn't know how to treat it. Now we have like these cocktails to treat. I think that's more of an effect of the cocktails less the virus itself. Yeah, probably. But I think both happen. Sure, sure, sure.

I just don't want motherfuckers out there like, oh, the virus is weak now. I don't want half a million people listening to this and go, oh yeah, the virus is weak. It's not going to kill you. Yeah, no, I think people are still dying. Yeah. It's still to be taken seriously, but I don't I think we're going to be like, hey, I'm going to handle this responsibly. And at a certain point, you

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of these topicos. A few of these topicos. All right. So, Travis Scott was getting clowned for his Batman costume. Can someone explain why he was getting clowned?

I thought it was kind of lit. It's like chocolate Batman. Yeah, the color was kind of whack. You thought it was whack? I thought it was kind of lit. It's like chocolate Batman. Yeah, the color was kind of whack. You thought it was whack? I thought it was cool. It wasn't intimidating. How are you going to be the Dark Knight and you darker than your costume?

Well, that's life. I don't know what you want him to do. If he had on the real black bat suit, that's a dark suit. That's a Dark Knight. Yeah, but I like the flip, though. I think he tried to get the suit to match the car. I think he tried to get the suit to match the car i think he tried to get the suit to match the sneakers yeah i thought it was the car he had on the side i think

he been had that his car or he got the cars like painted but he had that color in his sneakers yeah you're familiar with the travis scott like yeah i think he got the car all his shit is like wrapped around that yeah so i think that but i thought it was lit but apparently they were trashing him so it was a marketing idea i I think, for the sneakers then, right? Because I didn't even know that sneaker existed that colorway. I think Mark was saying he got an album coming out or some shit. Yeah, so like my, I mean. That shit is sick, bro.

Nah, he looks like a beetle, bro. Nah, man. Nah, that shit is fire. That's a cockroach, dude. The pectoral muscles look mad odd. It's just like a whole, I don't know. That's a China. He got that from China.

Nah, that shit is lit. That's a slender ass Batman, yo. Nah, he got the knockoff. That is fucking fire knock off china batman nah dogs and his like whole i kind of like it his whole pose i kind of like it because it's like it's different his whole pose is so corny bro look at him he's standing up he's in a big ass suit he's got like face straight no he looks mad bro what do you face straight with batman supposed to be like what's up yeah he's being silly

like some shit a gay dude would wear any day of the week fucking cake sitting there mad purple you know i mean y'all are being batman i think he's taking himself too seriously you gotta mark never seen a single batman movie why we even listen to him i'm familiar with kind of you don't know batman that's right you read it so you know exactly what it looks like yeah okay so but i think this i think this costume is kind of dope yeah it's not funny it's not clever but if you're gonna be batman in a not funny not clever way real talk it's kind of lit if you didn't see like that he was a black person you could easily convince me that's a woman in that suit that could be kendall jenner no problem i guess i don't know i just think he's taking

himself seriously so crazy to the point where you delete every picture on your instagram that's That could be Kendall Jenner, no problem. I guess. I don't know. I just think he's taking it so seriously. So crazy to the point where you delete every picture on your Instagram? That's wild. His reaction was wild. Well, I was worried about this. So do I. I think he's milking this. I think this is all part of it.

I think there was probably tons of good reaction about it, and then there was probably tons of bad reaction. There's always good and bad reaction no matter what he posts on his Instagram, I'm sure. So he deletes everything, and now every media outlet covers this story now there's all this energy and this is like some kardashian shit really it's like as long as i can control the attention that's all that matters so if i can control it in a good way or a bad way it doesn't matter as long as the eyeballs are on me and i got an album coming out soon well now i got

all this attention on me people want to see the next thing I post on Instagram because my whole shit is deleted. It's also going to be a news story. It's going to be the first thing back. We talk about this motherfucker right now. We haven't talked about him once on this show. Ever. Right? And then people look at this and they go, oh, it actually looks pretty cool.

And it really ain't that bad. So it's not like it's so stupid. So I think it could be some overblown shit. What's your theory? I'm thinking that maybe because he got this album coming out, his whole brand and identity is like so consumable. Like everything he does is like, he got the PS4 or PS5 contract. He's doing like the McDonald's shit.

McDonald's shit. Like he's just a corporate powerhouse that just makes money so easily because his whole brand is so cool. Yeah. That when he posts some shit that looks kind of corny and all his fans start clowning him, his PR team goes, ah, yeah, we just can't have that. Like pull the picture down or like just close it down for a little bit.

But just pull that picture down. Why pull every picture down? Yeah, I don't know. I think that does. I think, now, I think maybe it could be a little mixture of both. You know, because his PR team

is kind of, or him, whoever does this is nice with it. So they're like, okay, we got a lot of like negative comments about this outfit. Right. Okay, there's a lot of traction, there's a lot of attention,

a lot of gravity in my way, my direction. How do we milk this what if instead deleting the post we delete everything everybody's gonna start talking about why he deleted what's going on he's angry about damage control like really good damage control but now it's not even damage so it's like taking damage and on some like black panther suit shit turning it into the weapon being dramatic about it gets eyeballs and you made the best of it. Lemons in a lemonade. Because now we're curious. And the first thing he posts, we're going to be curious about what is it going to be.

I just hope he doesn't do that corny shit where he comes back and like, oh, I was getting bullied. I felt depressed. Mental health. And then you hear all about the mental health struggles and suicide on the album watch. Nah. If he comes back with that play, I've seen that so many times. That would be kind of fire.

Nah. We've seen that play, though. Which is, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, I'm getting bullied online, so I deleted my shit, and then they start talking about it all in the music. Yeah, the whole victim. Yeah. I'm a victim.

This is what it's like. I wonder if his fans want that from him, because his fans look up to him. Nah, that's the party guy. Yeah, I think you got to be the cool dude. He's a vibe. How do you vibe in a time when you can't vibe? Oh, he's switching the vibe for those's switching the vibe his music can't really rock the same right yeah you're saying that he makes club hits yeah interesting but i think you could

listen to his shit it's kind of cool you you can't ride and listen to have you seen him in a concert like all his shit is great he's incredible yeah yeah yeah he's like if you can't do that like how you turn up to his music so now he's gonna probably make some other shit like oh you know what i'm depressed or whatever here's some kid cunny music the fact that we're even talking about it he won't is great you know that's the thing about being famous like famous famous like right now we're still on the the level of talking about famous people not only talking about famous people because i don't think that ever stops but like when you got a podcast you know what i mean but like we're still on the level we're like we gotta create great shit for

attention yeah you know what i mean we gotta create great shit for attention but then eventually you cross this threshold and for whatever reason some people cross it earlier than others or some people cross it with less actual great content than others but you cross this threshold where whatever you do there's so much like mystery around it that you don't even need to create content. You just create intrigue. You post a picture, delete it, and now there's a million stories about posting and delete it.

There's some sort of fame matrix, right, where once you pass this one spot, you don't even have to do anything. The absence of doing is actually more interesting because when you do make that splash, it's fucking massive. I think like Kardashians realize that shit super early.

I'm going to piss my pants. Y'all keep talking. This is great. I'm sorry to fuck up the flow. You suck, bro. Alright, go. I think the Kardashians have mastered that. I just saw Kim Kardashian on that David Letterman shit. And it's like the way she talks,

they just think different and they utilize or they just like figured out. Social media they figured out. Marketing they figured everything out. You know what was I thinking about specifically with that like Uzi does that pretty well. You know what I mean? Like there's certain guys

that like you know who really understood it in a comedic way is Tekashi. He really understood like attention and how to way is takashi he really understood like attention and how to build attention and like how to get people talking he could do it in a comedic way like in a funny way and all the blogs and the vlogs would start like you know posting him like academics and that kind of stuff but he could make news really really easily and i think that's when he was confident and like he moved in a confident way now that i think like numbers are dwindling he's not able to tour or do shows the money's not coming in he's kind of he's coming across corny now i don't even

see him posting yeah that's like it's like he's trying to figure it out exactly scrambling before the album the album didn't do well now it's like oh let me go dark and try to rebrand or whatever the case what's he's working on right now and it's like you can tell when confidence like uh kim kardashian it's like hey you can slam to me all i want i'm still gonna do my cornrows and i'm gonna rock these shit so nice where it's like i think i think what happened with takashi is that he came underneath that threshold again like he was above that threshold he cared about everything he did and then he fell back under right and it's like, that's a good point.

I think, I don't know how exactly to describe it. Yeah. Like Nikki fell under it. And then we stopped caring. Like I'm trying to think certain people that really had it, you know, who had it for a moment was,

and he might still have, it was a Pete Davidson. Like he would go to rehab or something. And then it was like a story. And then he was dating somebody. It was a story. There was just constant, like gravity around him.

And I bet if something big that happened in his life that could potentially be tragic or whatever like that, I think that it would create that story. And like then there's people who just for whatever reason there isn't that intrigue. But they've tried to like manifest the intrigue almost. Like who's that rapper from Chicago that ended up being like kind of like rock star-y a little bit? He kept trying to like find his identity but never really had it. I don't remember. You guys know him. Is he a young guy?

Yeah, a young guy. From Chicago? Yeah, from Chicago. But he's probably out in L.A. now. Vic Mensa. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, so it's like.

He roasted me on a while and out. Did he get you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so Vic, he's an interesting one where it's I feel like he's got like the look and he might have the skills and he has all the things that should add up to being like a slab or famous person. Yeah. But the intrigue in Vic hasn't come across that threshold where people care about every

little move. But they're all. But he was when he was active operating as if they would. Yeah. Like he was doing little things and like, here's a crazy music video. And it's like, yeah, we don't really care. But Uzi can post one picture with like a car and people are like, what does it mean? Is he dropping?

Like what is that level of intrigue that people start to have with somebody? And I wonder if you can manifest that. But like where there is so much curiosity and so much like energy going along with that fandom that no matter what you do, they assume there's five other moves along with it. I think for rap, some of it is a character you play and the level of like he's out there. Like Tekashi, Robbie had a great tweet. He said he looks like he got face fucked by Lisa Frankfolders. Yeah. So this guy, I'm already fascinated by him.

Vic Mensa is just kind of like regular looking guy, dresses a little regular little regular but now we're just saying is like takashi fell off right so now he's lower than that threshold so there's not the same concern in him like yeah there's just like that i mean they call it like the it factor right like just your desire to want to listen to someone but like someone like that is like denzel curry you ever heard of him no why does that name sound familiar he's just a he's a rapper like i'm trying to think like what his songs people would know but like i remember he was like popping off on like tiktok and twitter a little bit but like he would do like clown makeup and he was doing all this out there shit yeah but people just never really fucked with him like that interesting there's something and i think it goes beyond it factor though a little bit you know like i i understand what you're saying like

people do have the if factor can affect it in that world. But I really do feel like there's like a. I think it's like a combination of success and not taking losses. So it's like now you have the success. You look like you just keep winning, winning. And so now when you have your fans, the fans feel confident to be like, oh, this is my person. So I ride for this person. And I always want to be the first person to spread the news so like with uzi uzi does a little thing and now all the little uzi crazy guys go like oh shit uzi's about to do something and they're like

excited like beyonce does it great beyonce like she'll just show a little half of a sleeve and she's like oh shit she's about to do another drop or some shit like that so it's like there's some people they just mastered it and because they do it really well keep winning see kanye took a hit for a little bit yeah because he took a hit with the black community and so now his cachet wasn't as high as he's like starting to rebuild but he can still create gravity man he could but people aren't on the edge of their seat for what he's about to do like the way they used to be do you think it it's possible to do it doing what we do, podcasting? What do you mean?

I don't think it's possible to do it in terms of what we do with podcasting because we have such an intimate relationship with our fans. Right? So there's not the same mystery around the support. Yeah, it requires distance a little. It does require distance. It's almost like an old school approach to fame, right?

Remember back in the day, fame was about distance, right? It's like famous people are out in the hills. You get to see them when they do a movie once or twice a year and then that's it. So seeing them in the street was crazy. And then fame has shifted where now it's like intimacy of relationship. It's like the people who are actually moving culture right now are the Rogans, right? They're like the people like us that are constantly engaging. And I think there's a fine balance where some people can use their family kardashians have done this brilliantly they've given like so much of

their lives through that show but also managed to remain distant it's an unbelievable balance like if you want to find a way to like credit them they've made us feel like we know everything about them while at the same time we cannot touch them. We don't know what's going on when the doors are really closed. Yeah. And we know they control what they show us. They're in Calabasas. Exactly. They control what they show us, right? And so there still is that mystery. Whereas,

I mean, this is the relationship that I would prefer to have with supporters where it's like, I want you to have, I want to have like that Howard Stern-esque relationship where it's like, you know about my life and I'm sharing my life. And then when I meet these people that have been supporters this whole time, there's not like this awkwardness and interaction. There's not like a person that I have to live up to because I am that person that I'm giving you. Where I think a lot of these famous people are terrified of actually talking to their fans because they're like, I'm an imposter. This whole thing is puppetry. It's

all designed. I might not be as cool or funny as you think i am because we've edited everything so perfectly and move things around to make us look that way like you hang out with the kardashians like they're not gonna beat up bitches from that show yeah you know i mean they're gonna break your heart how often have we hung out with like have you guys hung out with like people that were like famous you looked up to or not even famous like comics or something like that that had this amazing presence and because of the distance you built up who they were

instead of them. And then you meet them and you're like oh, you're whack. It's a let down. That was with comics I think a lot. 100%. Because on stage, their on stage persona is so different. And it can be. It can be refined perfectly down to the word. They can create. It's almost your own reality show.

You can create and edit who you are for the people. You can't hide behind podcasting. I'm not trying to pat ourselves on the back, but if you talk to motherfuckers for two hours a week, you can't hide behind that. Yeah, it's a different medium. That's who you are. And I think that's why certain people can't do well in this. I don't know if a Kardashian podcast is going to pop. No.

I mean, unless they're good at podcasting. Yeah, that's fair. But they might not be. We don't know if a Kardashian podcast is going to pop. Unless they're good at podcasting. Yeah, that's fair. But they might not be. We don't know. And then they could edit it down. You got to live behind what you say in this. You know what I mean? You can get exposed in this. This is pick up basketball.

That's why podcast fandom is so different. You just... I think I've quoted this to you guys. Somebody said it to me. That's the closest you can get to being inside you just, I think I've quoted this to you guys, but somebody said it to me, that's the closest you can get to being inside someone's brain is they have you in earbuds listening to you for hours a week, just you talking and talking about yourself and whatever.

And even if they don't get to talk back, they feel like they're a part of the conversation. And I think that's why when they see you, they're so fucking hype because it's like, yo, we're friends, you just don't know it yet. I've been waiting to talk to you because I hear you talk all the time and here we finally get to go and that's why the podcast fandom is like a different thing it's a different beast yeah we we definitely don't know

the kardashians because the fact that kim wasn't upset over kanye's gift that he gave her of the dad's hologram like the fact that she like liked that and was, like, I think she cried. She was so happy about it. Like, I saw that shit. I was like, yo, that's some weird fucking shit. That's some weird fucking shit. And he had the fucking dad saying, like, yo, your husband's the best. He's a genius.

That's brilliant. That's brilliant. That's game, bro. You like that, bro? I love that. That shit was fired up. That shit is super fired, bro. I like that right there. You would like your girl to do that. Say what? You would. That shit is super fired, bro. I like that right there.

You would like your girl to do that. Say what? You would like your girl to do that for you. That's a waste of a gift, but girls like those kind of thoughtful things. You would do that shit, bro. I would do that. I'd be like, yo, this motherfucker is lit, bro. Yeah.

Schultzy. I thought that was the weirdest thing. No, no. I understand, but it is like as corny as Kanye is, I think that was a really kind of thoughtful No, no, I understand, but it is like, as corny as Kanye is, I think that was a really kind of thoughtful gift. Oh, I do think. A dope and unique gift.

I do think he had intentions of being, like this was going to be the best thoughtful gift. Yeah. I just don't understand her that she enjoys it. Apparently they asked

for a moment alone with the hologram. The family was so moved, they were like, yo, can we just be alone with dad for a bit? Oh, shit. Just saying Kanye is the best of all time. It's a pre-programmed skit. What's he even going to say with the hologram. The family was like so moved. They were like, yo, can we just be alone with dad for a bit? Just saying Kanye is the best of all time.

It's a pre-programmed script. What's he even going to say after this script is done? But it's got to be dope. Why don't you start singing Jesus Walks? You don't want to see Jesus. Jesus pops out.

I tried to be objective and be like, if I liked this celebrity, how would I feel about them doing this? And I was like, yo, every celebrity I like, like Bill Burr or whoever, would never do some shit like this but would you want to

see someone who had passed from your family no no no if it's a if it's a hologram of them and then you gave them a script it's like what am I looking at I can look at pictures and have actual memories but this is just weird would you talk to a medium that shit scares me yo

oh you really wouldn't do it? I'm not completely closed off to it, but it scares me. That's like, nah. Why? What you scared about? Can't open that door, bro. What do you mean? What door?

What if my grandparents think I'm dumb or something? I'm saying, you wouldn't want to know? Nah. I wouldn't do that shit. I don't need to know about any of that shit. It's so funny. When I ask people, they're like, oh, now I'm afraid of that shit. You think if you go into that world, all of a sudden it opens up,

and now spirits are going to come see you. No, I don't think about it. I just think it's bullshit. So I'm like, I'm not about to get gamed up, and then you tell me what I want to hear. That's the other thing. You're manipulating me on the highest level logically speaking. Yeah.

Emotionally, it's kind of evil. You think it's complete bullshit. I think it's kind of evil, low-key, because it's like you're taking advantage of people who really miss their loved ones, and you're telling them everything they want to hear, so maybe there's something good with that, but the reality is you're not letting them

kind of separate and build a life without them. You're enabling the separation. You're enabling the sickness, right? Somehow the hologram is okay. That's what I'm saying. Isn't the hologram the exact same shit? The same thing. Why?

You are manipulating these people into thinking this person is still here and you're just feeding them what they say. There's a difference. You think that they saw

the hologram, they're like, oh, he's real? That might have been the single dumbest thing you've ever said on this podcast. That's not true.

No, he said it was dumb. There's a way dumber. Hold on. No, my point is they all knew it was dumb. There's a way dumber. Hold on. There's a way dumber? Yeah, he said it was dumb. No, my point is they all knew it was fake. And this is an homage to the father. That's all it was. But the medium is going, I am connecting with your dead relative that you are not over yet to the point where you're willing to talk to some gypsy in a fucking store window.

That's how vulnerable you are. And making people pay you to talk to their dead ones that shit just makes me feel uncomfortable Akash might not be wrong because they ask for a moment alone so they can speak to him privately not to speak to him just to like be with that person to me it's to me I liken this to like

going to see a grave maybe or something it's like a grave but also like have you ever seen that video it's a really sweet video this girl got her boyfriend a teddy bear for his his birthday or something like that the voice and it had a voicemail from his father who had passed and it was like the last voicemail the father left on the kids right and he just like hugged it and he like relived this real moment that he had whatever and what i saw from the kim's hologram video was um he was like saying certain things that they used to do. Remember, we used to sing this song on the way to school.

And so this wasn't like actual conversation. It was just like, here are these memories like a picture. Here are these memories I'd like you to have. That's what I am. And listen, I'm the most critical of Kanye. I think he's a con artist, 100%. All I'm saying is this was thoughtful. And it's like a cool way of instead of going, here's pictures collaged with your dad, it's like, hey, remember when we used to do that?

Yeah. I thought that. Was it his voice? Yeah. Let me give you a different scenario. What if it was a hologram deep fake, and there's somebody listening and interacting back? That's the next level, right? Now, do you have a problem with it?

No, I wouldn't have a problem with it. That's a medium. No, because you're not grifting. You're not pretending like it's real. This is like, yo, this is fake, and I have somebody. No, no, I'm saying the person speaking to the hologram

doesn't know that there's another person who's responding. Then it's wrong. Yeah. Then it's wrong. Because then they're going to start thinking, how the fuck does this person know that? Like, what's going on?

They have to know that you're not feeding and profiting off of their deepest pain. Yeah. It's almost like a play. Like, if someone made a musical about your parents' life or some shit, you'd be like, oh, yeah, it's a cool homage. And the fact that it's interactive would be cool, too. Like, they have those interactive plays where, like, you can kind of talk to the characters and they speak to you, like, in character.

And it's like, okay, that's fine. I don't know. Just that medium shit fucks with me a little bit. I wonder if OJ felt some type of way looking at that shit. Definitely, dude. Like, a little bit grateful I wonder if OJ felt some type of way looking at that shit. Definitely, dude. Like a little bit grateful or something? Yeah, it's like,

that man. They should have invited him, right? Like, it's kind of fucking like they did. You think OJ gets a Johnny Cock and hologram? Yeah. Did you watch that?

Well, Rob Kardashian defended him, too. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, Rob Kardashian, like, was his good friend and then as the trial was going on, he was like,

oh, this motherfucker did that shit. Is that right? That's what I've heard, yeah. You think that might be what the Kardashians say to protect the fact that their dad defended

a fucking murderer? It's possible they put that narrative out there. Yeah. I would. But I know he also was like more and more isolated

as Johnny Cochran took more and more of a prominent role. He got more and more push in the background. Early on, I remember only hearing about Robert Kardashian and then it all became Johnny Cochran. OJ probably wish he had role. He got more and more push in the background. But early on, I remember only hearing about Robert Kardashian.

And then it all became Johnny Cochran. OJ probably wish he had that hologram when he stole all those jerseys and went back to jail and shit. Yeah. He's like, where's his hologram when my fucking attorney was getting me locked up? Show. Maybe he had to go with Cochran because they made it a racist trial. Yeah, Cochran was smart.

You had to do it, Cochran. You can't have Rob Kardashian come in. Look at the racism. It has to be. Johnny up there with the African tie. Remember he put on the Kinte cloth? Yeah. He pulled a nanny pull-up. That shit was brilliant. I didn't even know that, yo. Apparently, the FX

series, I remember I watched the first episode, and they paint Robert Kardashian as kind of like a star fucker more than a great lawyer. He's talking about somebody who reps WME at dinner or something like that, and he's like, they kind of paint him as one of those LA kids. Oh, Kardashian is a star fucker? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is crazy, dude. Come on, man. Alright, what else we got, bro?

Feel is no facts. How do you guys feel about deepfake? We haven't spoke about it, and it's becoming big. Yeah, deepfakes are interesting, man. I wonder if it protects us. Did you see this video? Yeah. Alex sent this.

Yeah, it's a viral deepfake video made by the South Park guys. It's Donald Trump's face, and there's a viral deepfake video made by the South Park guys. It's Donald Trump's face. And there's a character called Sassy Justice. He has a show called Sassy Justice. And he's a gay, I guess, judge named Fred Sassy. And it's a clearly gay voice and all this stuff. But it is also it looks exactly like Donald Trump with a gray wig on, with a gay ass gray wig on. Yeah, I wonder if it protects us, man.

How so? ass gray wig on yeah i wonder if it protects us man how so like if you could deep fake something perfectly now you could always be like it's like it's the ultimate i got hacked yeah plausible deniability forever for everything deep fake i was deep faked oh there's a video of you deep fake it wasn't me like this is shaggy's dream. Like, if Shaggy had this song or Deepfakes out 20 years ago, this song would never exist, right? It's like, it could protect everyone. You're caught in a compromising situation.

Oh, you're Photoshopped. You can be like, you know how now you could be like, oh, Bob Lye's hacked or all these tweets are mine, they're Photoshopped. This is the ultimate version of that. But couldn't it also be dangerous

to any victims of somebody who they're claiming they did something and be like, nope, Deepfake. That's a good point. I never thought of them at all. I only thought of myself in this situation. As someone with a lot to lose, I only thought about what I could lose

and not what they've lost. Yeah, no, that would probably suck for them. They're like, he raped me. He was like, I was deepfake. Super deep. But in all seriousness, yeah, that's going to get tricky when it comes to justice

and shit for sure yeah yeah that's the irony of this guy being sassy justice yeah this is gonna fuck up

justice potentially I wonder if it's gonna make movies cheaper because you could just deep fake characters yeah you like you're saying we use

a deep fake Arnold Schwarzenegger instead of they're already doing it with actors like instead of paying for Brad Pitt to be in the studio for 20 hours

we're gonna pay for him for two hours do all his front facing lines and then just get a body double come in and do all the back facing lines and all the pickups but you're not paying but you're not paying brad less well i think that brad just gets a movie fee oh really yeah and then they do that a lot of times with stunt doubles i think they did it was that movie where he's mad old i forgot yeah they did it like where they made like a wax mock-up of him right and so like for some of the scenes they could just put that in yeah but that's common they've been doing that with body doubles for a while right like because i'm in it was uh old will smith versus news will smith yeah actually it was pretty dope but i wonder i understand what you're saying which is kind of interesting is like what if um this would be

completely legal because you probably have likeness rights but like let's say you want to get sylvester salone for a movie he says no but you just deep fake sylvester salone onto some random guy right but i wonder if you could even say yo sylvester salone we're just gonna pay you five mil to be in this movie even though you're not in it and then he goes oh so i just get paid for doing nothing and that's cheaper than me being in the movie and they go yeah now here's the question how do you make sure the acting is at the same level yeah what do you mean like we like actors because of how they act not because how they look yeah i mean steve buscemi is not famous for his teeth right he's a fucking weird looking guy looks like a fish as my point he's a great actor

right so we wouldn't be getting his acting we'd just be getting the way his face looks. Right. So I think you'd probably be paying. You'd think you're paying for what they look like. But in reality, it's like these people have a way to connect. And they just happen to be good at acting. You wouldn't be really getting that. Maybe.

I think some actors, we don't have any regard for their ability. And it's just kind of how they look or their cash in. Yeah. And then for those people, you could just say, yeah, write them a check. They're in the movie, quote unquote, defaked. And then we don't got it. Yeah, some. yeah yeah some i think some but i think most are getting like good money it's like you kind of need they're gonna make the decision listen i'm not i hate fucking defending actors but like the nice ones like i just watched dark knight fucking rises

whatever the fuck it is like with christian bale but and like heath ledger and it's like i don't care who you deep fake that motherfucker on. They're not going to create that. The physicality, the choices, choosing to interact with the extras in the way he did. All those things are his choices. And even if you deep fake, who knows if you're going to get somebody who's going to be that good. Even Heath Ledger's laugh when he was the Joker,

it was so short, so sweet. And there's one scene where he does it, and you're like, oh, fuck, this guy's crazy for real. When he gets punched in the... I think so and he just starts laughing or it's like somebody oh when um the guy gets shocked when he touches the oh yeah like the chase scene or whatever and then they got the batman suit with the electric thing on it and the guy gets shocked and then he literally starts laughing at him yeah it's just so fucking clearly crazy yeah i guess you're paying for the choices yeah i think so when so. You're paying for the choices. Yeah. When you say, when you get to that level, you are paying for that actor's choices.

You're paying for his ability. And that's the thing that like, like there's a guy named Jeff Bridges. You guys know that actor? Yeah. Lebowski. Lebowski. It's like Lebowski is all choices. If you watch that movie, if you watch like Hell or High Water or whatever that movie.

I've heard it's good, but I haven't seen it. I might be fucking up the name, but like he sit down in a chair and take his hat off, cross his legs, and put his hat on his foot as he crosses, and he just kind of bounces with his cowboy hat on his foot. That's not in a script. That's just him going, how can I fucking body this outside these few little lines that I have? Or Kramer.

I know you don't like Seinfeld. Kramer sliding in the door, that's a choice. That's the thing that so many people became such a thing. Genius. That guy made a lot of choices. Some choices are not as good as others. I think that's subjective. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess Curb, all that shit. All the Curb actors and choices. And the cool thing about Curb is because there's no lines, you're actually reacting in the realest way yeah you know when you're like a paid actor with lines like you get to sit at home go okay maybe i should take my hat off at this point and yeah you get to find different things to do i remember i was going through a script i did a movie with the the fucks of the guys in all the

bad boys movies he was in uh joe pantaliano oh yeah yeah and um he went through he's a guy who like will make choices like like elevate a fucking uh some writing elevate a script and like he was helping me out with this audition i had for that halloween movie that i got cut out of right and uh and uh and they made some choices too they did hey i Sophie's choices. I hate that guy. What, Joey Pants? Yeah. I love him, yo. Yeah, just because The Matrix. The Matrix.

He fucked him over. Yo, but that's how you know you're a good actor. When people hate you in real life. Yeah, like all of a sudden you did in a movie, you'll never be loved. Fuck that. So he was making all these choices. I was like, holy shit.

You just made this 10 times better than what it was. Right. And I guess that's something that we won't get a deep fix. I'm sorry to interrupt. But then you could also go, do you have all of a sudden like some hidden gem of an actor. That doesn't have the look. Doesn't have the look. He's ugly as fuck, but he's nice at acting.

He just, you know what I mean? He's not built in the way we want our superstars to be built. All of a sudden you deep fake him. Or do you take some people who are these superstars, but they just don't have that look, and you don't put Sylvester Stallone's face. You just put a better looking face. We do this already. We put makeup.

We put prosthetics. We want to make people fat. We put different outfits on them. We change their face all the fucking time. What is that? Not Pandora. What's that stupid? Avatar.

Avatar. We change the way people. Why won't we take it one step further? Sylvester Stallone is just always rocky to sylvester stallone yeah just young ass rocky handsome as fuck i wonder if maybe those next level actors the ones are going to emerge and be the stars if they just are doing deep fake work because they're not the star yet and they want to get the star and pay the star and then they're just giving the lower level guy less money to play like the main guy if that guy doesn't ever elevate to that level you know what i mean like i wonder if there's like a heath ledger situation where like heath ledger's an amazing actor but because let's say deepfakes around when he's popping off if he's just doing deepfake versions of these other people

he doesn't ever become the star that he is yeah that's what happened with these australians what do you mean they were the first deepfakes wait what there was a couple years where it was only australian leads in movies are you talking about just the hemsworth brothers hugh jackman heath ledger hemsworth brothers the guy who did terminator the new one that came back who also did pandora what's it called al avatar remember that motherfucker he did a bunch of the all these movies it was like only australians were going to be the leads of the movies for a while and it was literally because it was cheaper they had these guys that had tons of experience doing film or like soap operas etc in australia and they were really good trained actors they were all handsome they looked the part they could do an american accent and they

inserted them in franchise they knew were going to be successful regardless of who the actor was so instead of paying 10 million dollars for some american to be thor they paid 300 000 for how much worth chris hemsworth to be for margot robbie margot robbie exactly they looked apart they had the charisma they had like the chutzpah whatever it was and they had the fucking accent down so that's the first version of deep fake now you find a way we don't gotta go to australia we don't want zach efron we're gonna deep fake zach efron with the fucking hemsworth with something. With an Australian. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. Let's take a break.

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Let's get back to the show. All right, what else we got, Al? We can get into some sports, fighting Deontay Wilder. Oh, yeah, poor Deontay, man. He got whatever. You know the hit that Antonio Brown took

that made him lose everything? Yeah. That's how hard Tyson Fury hit Deontay Walker. Because this motherfucker has completely lost it. He's going saying that Tyson Fury patted his gloves, and then he was using footage of their first fight to prove it. He didn't even know which fight he was using. He's like, he dented my head.

This is proof. It's like, yeah, because he punched you, and it really hurt. Yeah, you didn't block. Exactly. You've got to learn defense, buddy. So that's it. He fired his trainer. He said his trainer might have been putting like stuff in his water. Why would... What? Yeah, Mark

Vreeland, I think is his trainer's name. Why would the trainer who makes money off of you winning want to poison you so you lose? He's not making money off of Tyson. Like, where's the logic here? Tyson got to feed a whole gypsy community before he gets to you. Like a bribe you.

That man's got to elevate a whole people. 14 caravans he's got to take care of. Come on. But in all seriousness, it's really sad, his just lack of accountability. Remember the first night after, oh, the 40-pound outfit I wore exhausted me. I'm one of the most fit athletes in the world, but 40 pounds that I carried to the ring for 100 steps made me completely unable to fight Tyson Fury. Unbelievable.

It was funny. I was joking about Fury patting the gloves when that fight happened. And for him to come months later to say this shit. I think he just doesn't understand trolling. I think he's trying to create some hype around him right now. That's what I thought. He's just trying to drum up interest. And he's just not doing it the right way because he got hit in the head too much. This is how people get caught up in QAnon.

There's no difference. You know what I mean? It's just enough information where you're like, oh, that could be it. And I want to believe it. That's why I'm losing. Exactly. Because it's a global ring conspiracy against me. Is that a side effect of arrogance and narcissism?

That he believes he's the greatest fighter of all time and the only way he could have lost is because there's some sort of outside conspiratorial yeah yeah i think i think all humans are always or insecurity but yeah i think all humans are always looking to not be blamed first i hate to be blamed i hate for this shit to be my fault so if you give me anything i can grab on to let's do it this seems sociopathic yeah he's it's sad dude it might be sociopathic or he's just in like in the most extreme case of denial that i've ever seen i mean he got destroyed yeah i think it's denial sociopath would be way smarter about this i mean yeah now hey 12 months later you know what them fucking gloves trainer was in on it because that was fury's response is your trainer looked

at my gloves what are you fucking talking about yeah how would i weight the gloves your trainer inspected them and then he's like oh my trainer was in on it he's just i think in such heavy denial he said his trainer put something in his water yeah that too yeah i know he said but i know he said his trainer is in on it so like if the trainer checked the gloves of course it's a real shame because like he is completely out of the title picture right now in boxing yeah and he was a really exciting character like boxing sucks right now yeah we had one of the title picture right now in boxing. Yeah. And he was a really exciting character. Like, boxing sucks right now. We had one of the most electrifying knockouts I've ever seen this past weekend.

Gervonta Davis versus Leo Santa Cruz. It was truly unbelievable. He slipped Leo Santa Cruz through a straight right hand. He threw three in a row or something like that. And the third one, Gervonta Davis slipped, and they threw this left uppercut that just took leo santa cruz's consciousness from him snatched it it was amazing was that you ever seen the movies where like your soul gets removed from you and there's that like cloudy thing that comes out of your body yeah that's the way he fell as if

he took the cloudy thing out of his fucking body and you had that fighter where if this was five years ago we're all like oh my god he's the fucking goat it's going on a couple weeks before that there's a fight between um lomachenko and this other guy what the fuck was his name uh tiafimo lopez dude right yeah they all say i look exactly like and tiafimo l's lopez beats loma chanko who was the pound for pound number one nobody's talking about it like there's amazing things happening in the sport of boxing and nobody is talking about it because and we've spoken about this before there's just really no like unifying cultures not enough wrestling in the sport the one bit of wrestling that we have left the people who really understand the wrestling of it is Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder. Deontay got the wrestling.

And Deontay got punched stupid. So now he's really believing this bullshit or maybe leaning into the wrestling. I think he's leaning into the wrestling maybe also. That was my first thought. Maybe he's trying to galvanize some interest. That's a good point. If you want to get a rematch, the only way you can do it is say you cheated. Challenge the guy's manhood.

That was my first thought. But he does have a rematch clause. Yeah, but Fury's like, I'm not fighting him. Well, he doesn't have a choice. He's got to drop the belt then if he's not going to fight him. I thought Fury wanted to fight him. He's been calling him out forever. I heard Fury recently said, I'm not fighting this guy.

There's nothing to prove. I want to fight Josh or whoever. Ah, I didn't read that. But if that's the case, that makes more sense. But I think he doesn't have anything to prove. So if that's the case, maybe he's doing to drum up some interest. But I would like to see the Anthony Joshua fight. But after that, it's like, who's carrying boxing? maybe he's doing to drum up some interest. But I would like to see the Anthony Joshua fight. But after that,

it's like, who's carrying boxing? Yeah. It's kind of fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Can a sport just die like that, you think,

if there's no stars to carry on? Yeah. I'm trying to think if another sport did. It can become less mainstream. Yeah. I think hockey, there was a time

where it was more mainstream. Yeah, it was. Right. I think when we were younger, for whatever reason, it just felt- Like Gretzky, the greatest of all time.

Gretzky. I think there was also a video game that was really compelling. I think that helps were younger for whatever reason it just felt like Gretzky the greatest of all time Gretzky I think there was also a video game that was really compelling I think that helps the youth a lot like we were all playing like NHL 99 we were playing

Mike Tyson knockout Mike Tyson's knockout yeah and now we're all playing UFC that's an interesting thing it's interesting and you know

you saw it also with like movies and cartoons right like when when you have that like cartoon backing like it's like built in there's like a pedigree for it all of a sudden we're going to be into these movies yeah and yeah they feed off each other a lot 100 so nothing's feeding off of boxing yeah i think there was like the what they came with a rocky movie not that long

ago like they had one boxing movie like in the last five years yeah what's it called balboa or whatever creed it came out yeah yeah Yeah. I guess they're great. Yeah. Both grades are great. UFC is dominating. UFC just really won. And that is what can happen when you have a dictator. Like Dana White is a dictator in the best possible way for the sport. He makes all the decisions.

Yeah. And he happens to be really fucking good at making decisions and rewarding the right shit. Boxing is open market market it's a corrupt democracy boxing is a very corrupt democracy that's a great point that's why people love the monarch bro give me a good monarch life is good yo it's true you get a shitty monarch life sucks really bad but that's a good point man what the fuck does boxing do one of these divisions is gonna have to have a dana white type because they have you know wc wbo one of them is going to have to have a Dana White type. Because they have WBC, WBO. One of them is just going to have to go, nah, this is how we're doing it.

We're only doing this. Because right now we have so many belts. Do belts even mean anything to you guys? I don't know what any of it means. Because there's just too many. Except weight classes. And I barely know that. But isn't that crazy, man?

There's just too many. There's too many belts. And you know who's fighting for a fucking belt? Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. Yeah, what is that? Why? Really? Yeah, but it's just like

they have to throw about this is the legacy belt or something and ufc did this a little i think they moved away from it with the interim nate diaz masvidal fight oh the baddest motherfucker bmf what is that yeah i think it's stupid but i think they were trying to elevate a fight from two guys that were looked at as journeymen yeah so it's like how do we elevate a little bit but it's stupid and i think they said yeah we're not doing another one of those again yeah i think they learned that was smart yeah don't devalue your belts yeah you have one title belt and you could do the interim shit just because of inactivity people get injured you can't strip a guy's fucking belt because he's injured talking about that ufc actually i want to bring this up because like izzy has announced he's gonna fight

jan blakowicz or whatever his name the polish guy yeah he was the undercard in last weekend's fight right yeah wait jan was yeah was he the underfight in the khabib fight i think maybe it was a couple before no the under fight in the khabib fight was um don't matter i'm wrong keep going okay so uh but this is this a little while ago he was fighting this mexican dude I forget his name, but a guy who gave Jon Jones a lot of trouble. Jon Jones moves up out of the division, so that guy fights Jon Blakowicz. I'm probably fucking up his name. My bad, homie. He goes and knocks that other guy out, or TKO's or whatever.

Izzy's like, I want to go fight him. I think they're going to fight for the light heavyweight title, which would make Izzy the middleweight title holder and the light heavyweight title, which would make Izzy the middleweight title holder and the light heavyweight title holder. So I said to Izzy, I said, bro, if John Jones finds a way to fight for the title, that Stipe Miocic guy, and wins that title, okay, you could potentially fight John Jones at a catchweight but for the heavyweight title. Okay? While you have the light heavyweight and the middleweight title,

making you the first not only three-division champ in UFC history, I believe, but also the first three-current belt holder in UFC history. He could potentially hold belts at middleweight, light heavyweight, and heavyweight if Jon Jones is able to get that heavyweight belt before they fight in 2021. That would be. Yeah, that's next level. Now you're the GOAT. Yeah. I think you've got to be the GOAT.

Yeah. You're up there. I mean, he's already in a conversation, right? He's got a lot more time to go prove himself. But if you are a three-division champ and you've never lost a fight and you take out the current GOAT, which is Jon Jones, there's no question whether you're GOAT. Yeah, and he'll be far enough away from Khabib

that he'll be considered maybe the greatest UFC GOAT of all time. I think so. And I think there's a little bit of recency bias in MMA, but I think that Khabib is considered that right now because he was so dominant. It's the last thing we saw. But the reality is nobody's really... I mean, Jon Jones, probably if you look

at his career, you go, okay, this guy is the most dominant. Yeah, because I think he had 14... Exactly. ...championships. Yeah, 14 title fights that he either fought to win it or he defended it. Got it. And Khabib had four.

And don't get me wrong, the motherfucker was absolutely dominant, but at the same time, you're comparing apples and oranges. And there are other fighters with more. I think like George St. Pierre had like 12. There's a bunch that have had it. Look, it's a really cool thing,

but how dope would that be for you? What would be the downside of Izzy doing that fight? I mean, it's dangerous. Going up at that weight? Going up two weight. It's already dangerous, it's a really cool thing, but how dope would that be for Izzy? What would be the downside of Izzy doing that fight? I mean, it's dangerous, right? Going up at that weight? Going up two weight. Like, it's already dangerous to go into this Jan fight. Yep.

Because weight divisions in boxing are way different than weight divisions in UFC. Please explain. 185 is the weight division he's fighting at now, which is middleweight. Yeah. Light heavyweight is 205. Whoa. I was going to say, that guy looked way bigger than Izzy, and I was like, how is that only one division up? Yeah.

Heavyweight, I think, is 225. Please double check that. Right? So you're going up 45, 40 pounds. Sorry, 40 pounds. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot, especially fighting 40 pounds. Now, the good thing about this is John Jones is a light heavyweight.

So he's going up to get that heavyweight belt but he doesn't walk around as a big monstrous heavyweight so he would be fighting a smaller heavyweight okay gotcha is he would be fighting a smaller heavyweight does that make sense and is he is so tall i think people don't understand how like big he is that like i think he can handle guys at light heavyweight pretty easily because he actually has that reach and would he have to put on weight or yeah he'll put on weight how much i don't think he goes all the way up to a five i think he probably puts on maybe 10 pounds tops what did you see john jones victory over the weekend yeah oh yeah that shit was great you saw that one i was fired you didn't see this no bro someone's breaking into

what it was the gym or something? Trying to break into his cars. Yeah. They were going through his cars in his driveway. Yeah. I thought he really fought. I was like, how did he not hear about this? He ran after the car with a shotgun, bro. He ran out of the garage, flying after the guy with a shotgun, holds the shotgun up to

the guy's window. The guy gets back in his car and is like, yo, I'm sorry, dude. I didn't know I was robbing fucking Jon Jones. Imagine you robbed Jon Jones, bro. Not only is he a UFC fighter, the guy's coked up half the time. You don't even know what to expect. You think it's some fucking dorky white dude, some tech executive or some shit. All of a sudden, Jon Jones comes out with a double barrel fucking sawed-off shotgun.

Jon Jones with a gun. What do you even need the gun for? Your fists are guns. All Jon Jones posts on Instagram is him doing these shooting drills. Yeah. So he's been dying for this opportunity. He cannot wait. Tactical, he's shooting on a

fucking horse now to his credit bro this is a responsible ass gun owner he doesn't shoot him holds him a gunpoint cops show up arrest the guy and john jones goes home ah that's smart and he's glad he got that ring camera if he didn't have that that could be a very different conversation because you know all the shit that john jones been through yeah yeah that's kind of fire having a gun then bro because if you didn't have a gun you gotta duke it out with this motherfucker who's brave enough to steal your shit i mean but you john jones yeah if you're john jones i don't think you mind also these but you don't know if that motherfucker's got a gun guys in you know you're gonna steal a car please believe

you're gonna have a weapon he wasn't even trying to steal a car i don't think i think it was i think it was like trying to steal shit out of the car like this is like something like petty burglar insecure ass thief. I'm tired of these low confidence thieves, bro. Go for it, bro. If you get the car open, take the car. You got to know how to hotwire. You got to have a key.

What is so valuable that's going to be left in the car? This is the most New Yorker shit ever. What's so valuable you're going to leave in the car? You're going to have a half drink Dunkin' Donuts? I remember I think it was like 99. I had a fucking honda civic with every single jay-z album up to date and they took the change in those jay-z albums and i was so hurt son i was so hurt breaking into a car yeah to get the change in the jay-z like four times if you need change you shouldn't have a CD player, bro. I don't know what type of thief.

Not for the fucking, oh, well, the thief, yeah. But I have it in the car for all the fucking shit. No, I'm saying the thief. If you're at the point in your life where you are breaking into automobiles to steal the chain, but you got a fucking CD player, bro, your priorities are out of whack. Maybe he stole another car and he needed those coins for the meter. Yeah, that's a good-ass point. He was just parking.

He just busted your shit open so he could pay for his parking. He was like, Jay-Z, reasonable doubt. I'll take it. That's what I'm listening to on the way home. Ticketless. Yeah. No, but people do have, though, like little teenagers and shit just going in the car, seeing which ones are unlocked, like stealing sunglasses or whatever.

These are not like mastermind criminals. You know what I mean? You sound like you was doing this. No, never. What? I used to get my steel on. What else we got, Al? We got some other footballers. We got a bunch of criminals. What was doing this. No, never. What? I used to get my stale on. What else we got, Al? We got some other football.

We got a bunch of criminals. What? You white devils, you. Nah, whenever I get drunk, I klepto that shit, bro. I feel like. It's in his blood, you know? Aerosol and stuff like that, yeah. Dude, I don't know.

Aerosol? You sniffing? What's that called? I go to the bathroom of like a restaurant and I go pee and I'm like, ooh, I'm going to steal some toilet paper. That is some white boy shit, though. That's actually a white phenomenon that no one ever talks about.

Toilet paper? Yes. Son, that's mad big how you leave it with toilet paper in a restaurant. It is what it is, bro. It is truly in white people's blood. You find a way, bro.

I really think white men, when they get drunk, they just steal shit. Yeah. Look at any like college age guy's dorm room. There's like a giant traffic cone in that bitch. There's like a fucking stop sign

hanging up on the wall. That's just what we do. I don't know why. I do the same exact thing i get drunk one time i stole a wine bottle off the bar i didn't mean to do it we were drunk we started stealing shit from india we started stealing shit from america that's why we colonized the world we were a little fucking drunk which begs the question if you're not drinking why were you spreading the word? Andrew said, not Mark. Anyway. Nah, I'm just joking, man.

Maybe that's what India was. Y'all were just trying to get everybody to go to heaven. We get it, bro. Maybe white people could be backpacking, and while they get drunk, they're like, you know what? I like this. This is our country. This fits in my backpack.

Stop taking it. All right, what else we got, man? We got the football stuff going on, man. Yo, I'm going to say something about Russell Wilson. Okay. I think it's already set. He is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. Whoa.

And he might be better than Aaron Rodgers. Whoa. Because here's a couple things about him. One, Aaron Rodgers at his peak, if you remember, if you watch football, was like, what the fuck is this guy capable of? It doesn make any sense russell wilson is not quite as good at throwing but he is a runner like a dangerous ass runner very smart always protects his body and on top of that uh to that point doesn't miss games this motherfucker gets like three deep tissue massages a week this guy played through a high ankle sprain which i've never seen anybody play well through

and now he is tearing up the league statistically he's always available and he's a dangerous runner i don't think we've ever seen a quarterback like this and we just don't get it we're just not appreciating it and i think when it's all finished we'll be like oh fuck this guy might be the greatest ever that's that sierra pussy right there so he's up i mean i don't think he's better than brady but he's right there and aaron rogers will miss entire seasons on you he's broken a I mean, I don't think he's better than Brady, but he's right there. And Aaron Rogers will miss entire seasons on you. He's broken a collarbone, miss six, eight weeks,

whatever. He's missed whole seasons. Russell Wilson doesn't fucking miss games. Brady's the same. So I put Brady above. How do you think that he's not spoken about with the elite quarterbacks? I don't know. I think his first Superbowl might be,

that came to mind. I didn't want to say. Can I, can I throw out a reason why I think because what makes him so exceptional is not traditional for black quarterbacks. I think it's easy for people to go, Lamar Jackson is the most dominant quarterback. Look at him because he's doing the thing that you expect

from an athletic black quarterback. But I think since Russell's game is not traditionally, not what the stereotype of a black quarterback is. It's almost stereotype of a white quarterback. It is whatever it is. He is actually half and half. He's the best of both worlds. Interesting.

He's the pocket passer that you normally see white people be in, and then he'll still run 40 yards like a black son of a bitch on you. And motherfucker will go. But do you think maybe that's it a little bit? I think race might play into it a little bit, and yeah, you can't put him in a box, but I don't want to jump to that. So what I will also say is when they were dominant

that team, he wasn't that good. It was the defense that was super dominant. It was the defense that carried them to the Super Bowl win. And then as he got better and they built the team shittier around him, he's just, he's dragging them to the playoffs on his own, but they're not really a threat. This year they might be, but typically they're not really a threat to win at all.

You just know they're Seattle, so they'll go to playoffs and they'll probably win a game right and then it stops right so you're just kind of looking at him like whatever brady if russell wilson is winning super bowls like brady with belichick as his coach i mean it's a different fucking conversation i think so oh yeah are we going to continue to use that line of thinking are we going to now that belichick is struggling without brady are we going to continue to go well if this great player had Belichick or if this great player was on the Patriots, then he'd be great. Does that get removed now?

I think Cam Newton is hurting that a lot because Cam Newton is struggling. Boy, I watched the last game, the last drive of the game yesterday. Where he fumbled? Yeah, you're thinking they got this locked up. They're down by three. They're in field goal range. This is what the Patriots do. This is what the Patriots do.

This is Cam Newton just filling right in for Brady. Close game. Let's just kick it down. We'll kick a field goal, probably score a touchdown. And then he has a quarterback he's running and then he fumbles. I didn't even believe it. Like when they said fumble, I was like, what? That's not real. And then sure enough, he fumbled. Looked super disheartened afterward. They're trying to pick up his

spirits, but like he knows he lost the game. Cam's struggling in New England and Bill Belichick should be able to fix that. That's what we thought. You can take Matt Castle 11-5. You can't fix Cam Newton. Brady about to be 6-2 I think because they're playing the Giants today. That's probably a win.

So I do want to see Brady. I hate when people say he's a system quarterback because Brady's one of the greatest white people. And I want to see him get a fucking ring without Belichick just so he can put that shit to rest. I mean, if he gets the ring without Belichick,

forget it. It's not even close. He's the greatest ever. Yeah. He's the greatest ever, ever. I think if he just has a successful season and Belichick,

if he has a successful season and Belichick doesn't have another successful season in the next maybe few years and then he retires, I think the discussion is over. Yeah. There was Tom Brady who carried those fucking teams,

and Belichick got lucky as fuck that he was on a team with Tom Brady. I think if Brady gets another ring, he's the greatest athlete ever. Jordan goes two. Nah, you're lucky. Jordan goes two. Yeah, he might be right. It's hard to use the word athlete with some guy who looks so unathletic but i think we have to like remove the exact definition of the word athlete in terms of like their athletic ability

their ability to run fast in a straight line and jump high and just look at athlete as sports player he's the greatest sports competitor competitor sportsman whatever you would do that to like a fucking chess player or a baseball player like this guy gets his ass beat every game there is if nothing else athleticism in 300 pound linemen are trying to kill me all the time and i i keep playing and i'm 43 like it's not like chess they're slapping you in the fucking mouth if you don't get your castle done you know what i mean like more than mayweather like of all time mayweather's the tricky one mayweather? Like, of all time. Mayweather's the tricky one. Because to me, that's the most dominant athlete in history. Yeah, Mayweather's the...

I was thinking Jordan. I was putting him over Jordan. And those gay tennis guys you always talk about, even over them. The only tricky thing about, like, having someone be more dominant than Mayweather is it's literally a one-on-one sport. Yeah, I was thinking team sports, actually.

Yeah. So maybe there's a distinction. But also, we just don't care about fight sports as much when we talk about athletes for whatever reason. Like Ali gets up in there because of cultural impact, but very rarely do we bring fighters in. Yeah, that is weird. What is that?

It's weird because that is the one that's most obvious. It's the most athletic. Yeah. It's like one of the oldest sports. And what are all these sports doing? They're simulating rage and war right like anyway but it is it is interesting we'll see what happens with it but i mean tom brady's got to be smitten if the if tanbay makes if tanbay makes the fucking playoffs i think that's enough i think that's enough for

people to just go all right fine brady was great maybe belichick wasn't as good as we thought belichick got lucky with brady I think the Brady fanatics solidified. The average people, maybe some on board. The Brady doubters, whatever it is, maybe they give a little pushback unless there's a ring. Right. I think the ring is like greatest athlete of all time. Solidified.

I think championship game, Super Bowl, greatest football player of all time. All right. Anything else before we get out of here? I think we can wrap it up. All right, man. Let's wrap it up, y'all. Guys, we appreciate y'all. guys we appreciate y'all we fuck with y'all heavy uh you know we got patreon this friday every single friday we do another episode um that raw unfiltered realness on patreon patreon.com

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