Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Elon Musk Wants SNL For ONE Reason…

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon, Dov and Miles discuss the hot topics: Elon Musk on SNL, Caitlyn Jenner's comments on trans athletes, Van Lathan, Morgan Wallen, pregnancy, cock fighting and much much more! INDULGE

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We got that colorblind Bat Miles over there editing some shit. He doesn't even get a mic. Okay? You don't get a mic, Miles. But you do have a name on the podcast. We're here. We're talking about whatever the fuck has happened this week. Let's talk about the SNL situation.

I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I've been asking people about this for the last seven days. Nobody can explain it to me. What's the issue? Why do they not like, apparently some of the cast members don't want to perform on the show because Elon Musk is there. Because he's rich. They're upset that he's rich.

Who do you work for? Do you think the person you work for is that much less rich than Elon Musk? The head of NBC Universal, who I'm pretty sure owns like GE or some shit like that. Yeah, everybody works for billionaires. Cut this shit out. It's unbelievable. You don't want to support billionaires. Every single person with a job is working for a billionaire.

I prefer my billionaires to have visibility so they can have some level of accountability. The guy who's the head of NBC, I don't know who the fuck he is. He's doing whatever he wants on whatever Epstein's Island exists. Yeah. And none of us know his name so we can't hold him accountable. Yeah.

Give me that billionaire, Elon Musk, over that other guy that you've never heard of. Imagine being a comic that's like, I don't want to do jokes with that guy.

But what a monumental pussy though. Oh God, yeah, dude. But who is it? It's the Bowen yang bowen yang tweeted something and another guy tweeted something and i know bowen's yeah i know bowen's yang's names because stop asian hate but i don't know the other guy's name because it's snl so if you didn't get fired for snl i don't know who you are yeah do they fire the minorities no they fired shane they fired that's how i know who shane is yeah yeah yeah yeah

shout out to shane who has by far the best sketch comedy show yes on the internet or tv gilly and keeves go right now everybody listening to this podcast right now go to and google youtube whatever the fuck you want gilly and keeves g-i-l-l-y and keeves is k-e-e-v-e-s yeah um i'm telling you it is the most unique, funny, beautifully produced. It's not like some shitty little Instagram sketch. It's literally like they're tiny little movies that are absolutely fucking hysterical. Go watch them. He's doing a new one every single week or they're doing a new one every single week.

Like full production. They put all their money into this. He puts his Philly guys on. He's from Philly. It's unbelievable. Shout out to Reggie. He's always in every sketch. Yeah yeah reggie's always in every sketch yeah reggie's really funny and he's so funny yeah so just go check it out and this guy uh mckeever is like a really brilliant director yeah he directs them all and him and shane write them and then shane stars in them all but like he's a brilliant

fucking director man you gotta give that guy some flowers so go check that out snl i mean like listen obviously we all know they fucked up by not having shane on but they they did want to have shane on yes but they're also a public company that has to succumb to whatever the fucking internet tells them to do so of course they're gonna fire shane but it's not like they didn't also think he's funny you know what i mean like they're looking at shane they're going yeah that's why we wanted him they're just have to be pussies because that's the nature of the game. It is, I guess. It is the nature.

I very reluctantly agree with that. You're right. I just hate. I would love to see one company be like, guys, handle it with a gray like something. We would like to. But all I'm saying is like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, we're asking like NBC to be like a revolutionary brand. Like they've built their money, not being revolutionary. They build their money by literally

going along with the rules. Maybe the difference are the rules. Hey, what is it called? FCC? Yeah. What can we not say? Okay. We don't say it. Let's make the funniest thing within the confines. What they are is like a Honda Civic or a Toyota Camry. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They're the car that's built within the specifications of gas allowed. Like, what is it? Miles per gallon allowed. You know, they have to have a certain amount of aerodynamics so they don't use too much gas, etc. Like, that's what the show is supposed to be. Honda Civic, Toyota Camry.

They're not a muscle car that just wastes fucking gas but goes fast and sounds awesome. Yes. So I don't expect them to operate like a muscle car. The internet is a muscle car that just wastes fucking gas but goes fast and sounds awesome. So I don't expect them to operate like a muscle car. The internet is a muscle car. The internet's the fucking muscle car. Creator on the internet who's not beholden to anybody is a muscle car. Now maybe the difference is it's not a publicly traded company but I love that the Oakland Raiders had that tweet

where they fucked up with the... No, I'm giving you an example of one that I like of a company standing for it. The Oakland Raiders. I liked what they did when of one that I like, of a company standing for it. The Oakland Raiders. Yeah, yeah. I liked what they did when they had that I can breathe tweet after the Derek Chauvin verdict. We were all like, what the fuck are you doing? That's a crazy tweet. And then they're like, yo, you're right.

We didn't know the history of this. Tweet stays up. No, no, that's not what they said. They said, this is what Eric Garner's family said or something like that. Yeah, well, they said we didn't, maybe they didn't say you're right. They said, okay, I understand how that's offensive said okay i understand we do know the history of this

you misinterpret it because you don't know the history we're not taking no al davis's son whatever the fuck his name is said i didn't know cops put out these shirts after eric garner's death that were i can breathe a bunch of cops were wearing that and that's where people were offended and they were like oh okay i didn't know that that gives some context to it i understand why you're upset but they didn't take the tweet down people were upset and they were like, oh, okay. I didn't know that. That gives some context to it. I understand why you're upset. But they didn't take the tweet down. People were upset. And they were just like, nah.

Are you sure that's the history of it? I read one article. What do I know? It's complicated because it's like multiple things. Like cops did it in a negative way. And then like the family of George Floyd did it in like a positive way. Yeah, sorry. Not Eric Garner.

So like the family of George Floyd did it. And they were quoting the family. I think a cousin or something said like, I can breathe or something like that. Exactly. I feel like we can breathe. They're quoting somebody who they're on the right side with. They're not taking the side of the cops in that situation. It was misinterpreted by other people.

That's fine. But at least they know who they're quoting. And then they just go, yo, that's not on us. That's on the Floyds. You're going to take it up with the Floyds? They're not being brave. They're not going out on a whim here. He said said some shit like i didn't understand the history of it whatever like with the again post eric garner cops without shirts that said i can't breathe i can breathe

which is after eric garner that's fucked up he was like i didn't know that this is what george floyd's brother said and then i stick with it yeah i stick with george for his brother he is i don't want to belabor the point too long but the general point is that was maybe a not one-to-one example but that was an example of somebody public saying hey guys i understand you're upset about this i'm sticking with it now maybe it's not one-to-one but i would love to see more of that from companies that are closer to snl i would love to start trending in that direction how about that you don't want to see that at all why is that because i'm burying you okay i'm grateful for your ineptitude right fair enough okay i was having this conversation with with uh with ben uyeda who's going to be on flagrant you uh this week

he's our smartest friend guy you hear us talking about him all the time he's just a genius and um and he was talking about like the thing that annoys me most in life are people who are like incompetent. And I've chosen to be grateful for them because that's the only reason I can make money because they're incompetent people. So instead of being annoyed by the thing that's most in life, that's the thing I'm most grateful for. Oh, shit. So he like flipped his own annoyance, if you will. I thought it was like a real good split.

So I'm grateful that they have all these rules. I'm grateful that they have all these rules. I'm grateful that they have the FCC. I'm grateful that they can't say anything funny and it's so hard for them to be funny because it allows us to have this. We've literally built this entire thing on the fact that comedy on TV sucks. If comedy on TV

could do everything that we could do, it would be hard to compete. We can't be flagrant if everything's flagrant. I understand your point. And that ties into what you said to Jordan Peterson, the Duval thing, which is basically just change your perspective. Yes. So we just, yeah, that's a great perspective. Oh, these guys exist, but they allow us to win, so I'm grateful for them.

I love the fact that these rules are here. I just think it's so interesting. These are the people you're going to go out on a limb on. Elon is the one that you don't want to deal with. I don't understand it. I completely why elon has to go on there because this guy has realized that he can save millions and millions and millions of dollars in marketing if he's the marketing yes like he's tweeting because that saves him millions of dollars and buying a fucking super bowl commercial yeah do i spend 10 million by a super bowl commercial or do i talk about dogecoin until everybody keeps saying my name and then they buy my car and to your point how many tesla commercials

have we seen none and what's the most valuable car company in the history of the united states tesla right now yeah this is the new thing right it's like so at ford one f-150 whatever is going to have a car in the desert there's going to be fire and he's going to drive up a fucking spiral right it's going to do all that shit you don't need it as long as you're the head of the brand a lot of people don't want to take the smoke and he gets a lot of smoke for it but but what i think is brilliant about him specifically and maybe i'm only saying this because i'm invested in the company now he was annoying before i invested in the company but now that i'm invested the guy's a fucking genius but uh but i think it's brilliant is he's willing to like stir up the, cause some controversy, cause some gravity, and then also create these amazing projects which you want to be tied to.

Like back in the day, like the Formula One thing, right? You wanted to win Formula One or Le Mans. You wanted to win these really powerful car races because it gave so much equity and value to your car company. And then the average person like me or you goes, well, shit, I want a Porsche. Well, McLaren or something. I want a McLaren me or you goes well shit i want a porsche yep well mclaren or something i want a mclaren i want a williams right i want a bmw right now uh what is it a mercedes wins so it's like oh well i want a mercedes because then i can drive the same type of car that lewis hamilton drives when they must be good cars they must be the best cars exactly they're the fastest of all the formula one cars exactly 100 so now i think elon

found a way to go even further with that i I think he does want to go to Mars. There's no question. He does want to do all these things. But I don't want to buy the car from the fast car maker. I want to buy the car from the spaceship maker. That's a good point. I want the guy who makes my car to make spaceships. That's cute that you have a little Formula One car that goes vroom, vroom.

You can take off the tires quick and put it back on. That's adorable. This guy takes off the rocket and then puts it back on. it's similar to the corvette thing miles was telling us what's that remember how they were taken like corvette was basically sponsoring all the astronauts and giving them all corvettes so basically at any time an astronaut came back it was like uh you know when they win the super bowl where you going we're going to disney disney world corvette was just like yo here's a here's a corvette and that's how they they basically leached on to the equity of an astronaut because those were the coolest people in the world at that time.

Yeah, dog. We still underrate how cool a fucking astronaut is. They've become a little bit more nerdy. You know what I mean? Nah, bro. They're flying to fucking space. All the shit you gotta put up with to go there. But here's the thing about astronauts. A lot of people don't realize, like, in the movies they're 6'2". They're

jocks that are brilliant yeah right in real life they're five six and they're nerds because you can't be too tall to fit in the cockpit you're an astronaut you are an astronaut like i said we sleep on how cool they are math skills are up there to be an astronaut yeah that's true yeah he doesn't have nice enough math he's not white or asian well no if he's going to space. Say again? India's going to space. Suck my dick. How you go to space, but you can't even get Corona vaccines, bro? You got your priorities so fucked up. Also, Scottish people are on our own money.

I did some research, okay? We got our own fucking people on our money. Who? Not all of them. No, we deliver. We have our own bank. The bank of scotland puts out our notes and i guess because we're part of the commonwealth we can put our thing there but man that was fucking debilitating man i had all these scottish people hit me up like tell me all the

cool shit we do etc i want to get into uh the india thing in a second but just with the elon thing so he has to go on snl and cause all this fucking stir and he doesn't have any pressure to be funny because the show's already not funny. Yes. Like, now is the time to do SNL. 100%. Like, if you're a not funny person, now is the time. Because nobody's going to go, man, it wasn't funny this week.

The reaction to SNL is, yo, it was actually funny. Like, if a good SNL sketch goes out, it's like, yo, this show was actually funny. 100%. Now, I'll be honest. I don't watch the show. I only watch the sketches that come out and are funny. And some of them, or people say I'm funny. Some of them are funny.

Some of them are not funny. I don't watch enough to actually make a real statement about it. I think a lot of comics hate on SNL because it seems like a convenient source of frustration. And it's a time of revolution. Before, they kept us out, but we couldn't say shit because they were gatekeepers. Yeah. Now, and you're a big part of this, people are realizing there aren't gatekeepers. Right.

So now that they lost their power and they were kind of mean to you, it's like watching a bully lose his power. And they're like, you know what? Fuck you, buddy. This whole time I wanted to say fuck you. Now I can say it. Yeah, exactly. It's like we want to say fuck you.

All the people said no to us. Yeah. And now that this thing no longer has the same power, it's like safe to say fuck you, now I can say it. Yeah, exactly. It's like we want to say fuck you, all the people said no to us. Yeah. And now that this thing no longer has the same power, it's like safe to say fuck you too? Yes, exactly. There's no risk involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get it. I get it 100% being like, I want to shit on this show, but if I do, I'll never get on it.

If I got on it, that's a career. It's like the nightclub that starts to fall off. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And now all of a sudden they're handing out flyers in the street asking you to come in. You're like, yo, suck my dick, Avenue. Yeah. yo suck my dick avenue yeah i never want to come in there anyway well you did originally suck my dick every club you know what i mean anyway so it's just interesting what's happening with them man like i i see i see snl and i see like it's still for whatever reason a

conversation topic yes like who's on snl it's still for whatever reason, a conversation topic. Yes. Like who's on SNL. It's a staple of our culture, man. 40 plus years, 45 years at this point, probably. Yeah. Fucking nuts. But there's no one who goes, I love SNL. Yeah.

I actually have not met. I truly have not met people that say I love SNL. Truly. So, so I guess what I'm curious about is like, how is it still this conversation topic? I guess what I'm curious about is like, how is it still this conversation topic if the unanimous feeling about the show is it wasn't as funny as it used to be? Yeah, because I think there's also some frustration because before it was such a cultural driving force. And this isn't entirely their fault.

Communication or entertainment is just spread so thin now. But back when there was 10 channels, 20 channels, even just we just had cable and we started getting satellites. SNL was still like driving culture. It still had fucking superstars. Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy, even later, like even Jason Sudeikis and who's the girl? Kristen Wiig. Like they had fucking people even toward the end as it wasn't that funny.

But they just all Adam Sandler, like Chris Rock. They just drove everything. What the fuck do they hate about Elon? So, like, apparently no one from the cast officially said anything. Yeah. But they all sort of, like, kind of subtweeted him or whatever. Yeah. Specific people in the cast.

So, like. Bowen Yang retweeted something. He said, what the fuck does that even mean or something like that. So, basically, Elon Musk goes, yo, we'll see how live Saturday Night Live really is with, like, the devil emoji. And so, I assumed that that was, like, oh, yeah, like, we're going to see how live saturday saturday night live really is with like the devil emoji and so i was i assumed that that was like oh yeah like we're gonna see how crazy we can make it let's like really push the envelope and do something wild yeah and then bowen yang retweets it and goes what the fuck does this even mean i think he pulled out of the tweet and then another cast member like shared a story the day that elon was announced that was like a bernie sanders critique

on billionaires bernie sanders is basically like chris re Bernie Sanders critique on billionaires. Oh, yes. Bernie Sanders is basically like Chris Reid. Like the three billionaires in this country have more money than 50% of Americans, like just illustrating the wealth disparity or whatever. And then that person shared it. And then another cast member posted like a horrified meme face. And so they're like. It's not even that bad. They're pulling all that in to say what exactly is the outlash or like the backlash.

We don't exactly know. But like, so I'm assuming it's the billionaire thing thing fans are saying it's like the anti-union stuff and like the covid quote-unquote covid denial yeah early he was denying the fuck out of covid he was not feeling that but what makes it funny is that snl now is able to do full shows with audiences still in like the quote-unquote pandemic in new york dude it was so funny the uh yeah i was talking to ben about this yesterday actually and it's like if you cared that much about covid you wouldn't have any audience members at the show and apparently the way that they're getting yeah exactly right like you just wouldn't do it if you really cared about

yeah sharing covid you wouldn't bring these people into an enclosed space and then have them laugh with their mouths open and just shoot COVID all over the production house or whatever it is. They're masked up and spaced out. Masked up and spaced out, whatever. I'm all for having people at the show, but I don't bitch about it. I'm a bit of a cynic.

I'm pretty sure that all this Elon hate is just to draw up attention to people watching. That would be smart yeah i respect that everybody just do some little because elon isn't worse than alec baldwin yeah you know what i mean like alec baldwin got way worse shit like you could listen to phone calls with him like berating his daughter yeah he's he's like physically assaulted people right like so if your limit for having a guest on is how they treat other human beings start with your own house whatever

jordan peterson said make your bed you know what i mean like if that's where your moral compass starts to get a little out of whack then talk to the dude who's playing trump yeah every single week but they don't really have a problem with that i think it is that i think they're like stirring up the water to catch the fish and it's like it would be very smart on this entire season i think this is the first episode we spoke about yeah yeah but alon is like hyper sensitive he doesn't like when people come at him at all like he gets in twitter really i would think he wouldn't give a fuck i would think he i don't think he think but he gets super sensitive i mean i mean remember when you guys subtweet him on twitter and get his reaction i don't think he cares watch the episode i think he understands how it moves

twitter he would have to sign marketing to it so i think that like i think that he claps back on people on the internet because he's like oh that's cheaper than doing an ad if i clap back and i put a fucking eggplant emoji after somebody said something about me the entire internet's gonna talk about it reddit's gonna talk about it's gonna go viral news stations are gonna talk about it and you know what they're gonna say tesla owner elon musk i wonder if you could even tie tesla's stock price to every time he insults somebody with a tweet so apparently whenever he wiles out on twitter this is at least before the stock would dip for a few days and then come back up interesting it's just it just wiles out on twitter means like he's tweeting about companies or going back and forth he just with

another human being i i don't know about the back and forth that's all i care about okay i know when he's like said the corona shit and all that and like no no no no i'm not talking about like actual business stuff i'm talking about like when he acts like a soundcloud rapper on the internet trying to like drum shit up you talking about spark beef. Yeah. I don't know, man. I think it's all. And I think to his point, I'm not caring.

If they're going to do this, there's no way Elon Musk doesn't know. There's no way these Bowen Yang, whatever's like, yo, I'm going to do this on my own. SNL doesn't have to know. And Elon, nah, they need to know. Your job is on the line.

If you say some shit and Elon's like, yo, get this guy the fuck out of here. Yeah. You know what I mean? I also think that Elon Musk is a lot of his like personal branding and like trying to get his pr shit right so i think a lot of it is marketing but also like trying to establish himself as like the cool billionaire you know what i mean like billionaires are under so much scrutiny from like the government and society especially as like people like bernie sanders are bringing up wealth

disparity shit he's trying to be like oh i'm like a cool guy i'm nice i'm relatable i'm fun and i think that's where a lot of it comes from too yeah yeah yeah i bet i just um i think he's really savvy and i don't think he cares that much how people feel about him as long as he's successful yeah i don't think he cares i think people that are that smart aren't usually super sensitive i don't think he cares how people... Like, is that smart scientifically, business-wise? Like, they tend to give the least fuck emotionally. But if public opinion sways policy and legislation, then it affects his money. Exactly, yeah.

So as long as he is cool enough that it helps his businesses, he's good. And I don't think he needs to be any cooler than that. And if he dips below it, he's like, oh, I gotta do some shit so people think I'm cool again. Right. Like, I remember when he sold all the houses and stuff. Yeah.

It was super smart because now what are people clobbering supposed rich people for having? Multiple houses. Right. Black Lives Matter chick. How many houses you got? Bernie Sanders. How many houses you got? Yeah.

Well, if you're just the rich guy that rents. Shit. Well, we can't talk about all the houses he got. Yeah. I don't know how many cars he got. I mean, he's got plenty. He's got Teslas. Yeah.

But he owns a car company, so he can have all the have all the cars the rockets i guess he's doing something with america but like he's situated it well he sees the traps that a lot of these rich people fall into and he's avoided them he's got this like you know kooky girlfriend that like checks him on his pronoun usage on twitter yeah like is that on purpose no probably i wouldn't be surprised i'm sure they've discussed it i mean you can check me in public we have a discussion about that on purpose? Probably. I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure they've discussed it. I mean, you can check me in public. We'll have a discussion about it.

He's probably like, yeah, that's good. That makes me that much more likable. And you know what this could also be? This could also just be like our respect for his intellect. Like this shit happens a lot. Like when people admire what you do, they often assume everything you do is for a smart uh reason yes you know what i mean like anytime i watch one of these like uh you know stupid like youtube videos or like break down my marketing plan or whatever like that they always add this crazy like problem solving ability

to everything i'm doing when like half this shit is just luck we just tried some shit and then it worked right but like the real reason why he made you turn your phone is because it would stop the scroll and all this other shit and i was like yeah But like the real reason why he made you turn your phone is because it would stop the scroll and all this other shit. And I was like, yeah, we'll figure that out afterwards. Yeah. You know?

So I think that that's what we do. We like ascribe genius to every action. Right. When some people are just, you know, yeah. Doing shit. Half of the tweets might just be,

I fucking, I'm bored. Doge going to the moon. Could be, you know, it could have them could be boredom. Yeah, it could be. It's way more fun. This is up, baby. Say what? to the moon. Could be. You know, it could have them. Could be boredom. Yeah, it could be. It's way more fun this way. Dodgecoin is up, baby.

Say what? Dodgecoin is up, baby. Nobody knows how to pronounce that shit. Bro, it's Doge, bro. Doge, dog, dodge. It's up. And it's stuck. That's all we need to know. What do you guys think about Caitlyn Jenner, what she said about the trans athletes?

It's just so funny, her whole approach with all that shit. Why? Because Republican against same-sex marriage against trans athletes in sports. Has she said specifically she's against same-sex marriage? I believe so, yeah. Yeah, I think she said that early on. Yeah, it was a while ago.

I gotta see where she said that. She probably reversed her stance because she got pushback. No, I think she followed up with I'm a traditional woman or something like that. I thought that she was against homosexuality because she doesn't see herself as homosexual. Yeah, exactly. I'm a traditional woman. But then didn't she say she's not attracted to men?

I don't know what this bitch is. But I know that I agree with her when it comes to the trans athletes. I do. They basically asked her, like, do you think that trans athletes so for example a a man that becomes a woman should be able to now compete with women in like high school i think they were saying yeah but i think well let's just take this to all sports um and and yeah of course not why is why this is an issue is absolutely besides me men and women cannot compete in sports because men are better than women in most sports in the things we're not better at them at we compete together there's no like women's chess and men's chess there's just chess women happen to not be very good at it except on netflix is

the only place they're very good at but but they can't compete together because there's no uh there's no difference in the cognitive ability that men and women have, at least when it comes to playing chess. But when it comes to lifting heavy things, men can do that more. We are better at lifting heavy things. I'm not hiring an all-female moving company. Judge me if you want to, but I'm not doing it. Why not, dude?

I just don't want to pay that hourly rate for so many more hours. I would watch that shit every single day. I'm still going to lift more than you. I would not. If a guy came looking like me, I'd kick that motherfucker out of my house. Dude, that would be amazing. All female moving companies just watching like 30 of them move a couch like ants moving

a banana peel. Right? That would be amazing. Unless you get them on the one week where they're all synced up. Then they got that super strength. Yeah. Then they're able to go super sane and just move all eat chocolate between moving shit yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh you need to get your lives together okay and

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the gender change process or whatever? What about if we don't and we just say you're a guy and I understand that you want to masquerade as a girl and that's fine and if we have to call you a girl because it makes you feel more comfortable cool if you want to wear girls clothes that's amazing but you don't get to beat up girls that were born as girls because you could fucking hurt them because you have a huge advantage this is like no brainer hypothetical what if you go the other way that never happens tony hinchcliffe has a great joke about this so so I don't want to touch on his joke.

But he basically does say that there aren't a lot of athletes that go the opposite way. There's not a lot of trans men that choose to play men's sports because they can't. Simple as that. There is a difference. Why are we acting like there's not a difference? But that happened, though. There is that story. Mauricio.

He was nine years old. a difference like why are we acting like there's not a difference but that happened though there is like that story that mauricio he was nice there was that story so basically a girl transitions to a guy gets on testosterone and like all the hormones to transition into a guy yeah and then wants to compete in wrestling yeah and then like the state athletic commission was like no you have to compete against women yeah and so now dominated now this guy is like i don't want to be against women because i'm going to dominate them yeah then he goes in and dominates everyone now did he get to wrestle the guys no because the athletic commission said you have to compete with the gender that you're born with and so he goes well and now he has all this testosterone exactly it's a huge advantage and it's like lifting crazy like bone density is going up muscles going up yeah you don't get to compete is that the girl in girl in the TikTok that she goes like that?

Somebody out the frame? No. That girl is ripped. That girl is amazing. I love those TikToks. But no, in those situations, you don't get to compete. Sorry, dude. What if you started the process, whatever you call it, at like age three?

So now. Your parents should be shot in the head. Your parents should be shot in their fucking head. If you're transitioning a kid at three years old. So after we shoot the parents in the head... Wow, she's really sucking on that pacifier. I think it's a girl. Six, seven, eight, whatever.

Before puberty, before shit really starts to go hormonally one way, what if you start then? Seven, eight years old, the kid is like, I know what I am. This is what I want to do. Your parents should go to prison.

Yeah. Okay. How are you not seeing this? Okay, so now after you send the parents to prison would you allow that kid to compete in sports no okay not at all why no um because you're not allowed to i understand what you're saying now what he's saying is if he transitioned early enough where you wouldn't have the positive side effects of having extra hormone in your body testosterone disparity exactly yeah so so essentially you would present like whatever gender you chose in that moment.

Right. That's what you're saying. Yeah. Yes. I guess that should be good. But nobody should be allowed to transition at eight years old. I mean, you don't even let your kid choose what food goes in their mouth at eight years old.

You literally go no candy until after you eat your vegetables. Right. You're not going to go no cock growing out of your body until after you eat your vegetables right you're not gonna go no cock growing out of your body until after you eat your vegetables right like so it i mean are you supportive of that like kids getting testosterone therapy at eight i don't know what the age is but i don't yeah i don't think you support it at 18 like if we're being entirely honest here i understand the argument say nothing no no no I'm hey listen once you turn 18 do whatever the fuck

you want with your body if we can send you to war then you could send you I mean you're losing things in war you know what I mean like people come back from war missing shit

that's what that's what trans people should really do like I listen I was you know I was dry humping some dirt

in Kabul and there's a mine went off and uh you know actually that's my whole point when Trump what do you fuck out there right it's not like they got brothels when Trump banned trans people from the military I was like that's fucked up you should just do encourage trans people to go in the

military why just soup them up like give them all the testosterone get them fucking jacked yeah in America yeah like go full like cyborg with it do we allow roids in the military that's interesting I don't know why we don't. I think we should. Everyone should just be on PEDs. Is the next Disney movie just Captain America but trans? Yes. They walk in, they take the super serum,

goes from a girl to a fucking brolic-ass dude? That's my point, yeah. Killing it? If you're already transitioning, you're like, yeah, fucking transition me with cyborg parts. Give me a fucking gun on my arm. I mean, look, it sucks, obviously, if you feel like you're born in the wrong body body i have tons of empathy for that because that much

fucking suck but you're a douchebag to compete against the new gender like you're a fucking asshole dude are you not hit it now okay go how many women's sports do you watch right now oh that's a good point you don't watch every woman's sport i watch every woman any dude i've been watching the cooking channel non-stop that's what i'm saying it's like we don't watch them now let them compete it might get good oh you're saying like have actually mark has a joke about this how duane wade's daughter is gonna fucking save the wnba yeah yeah that shit might get good it's gonna light up yeah but it's not gonna get good because there are women doing it it don't matter i guess i hear what you're saying you want to be entertained but i'm still not gonna watch like a little bit

worse dudes do the sport it's g league yeah like do you watch g league nah what if they start i guess i heard you saying but like we can't have that conversation like we can't sit down with the trans athletes just be like hey bro or whatever just like yo you really want to do this to girls bro like you really want to do this to girls bro In their head they're a girl But are they? But are they bro? In their head Nah when they gotta go pee do they squat behind a fucking Toyota Tundra? Yeah

And hope that their friend blocks them? Every time I see a girl pee, it's behind a Toyota Tundra and their friend is blocking them. Is that what they do or do they just pull that fucking dang-a-lang out and piss like a dude on a brick wall in a fucking alley? What about post-op? Can they compete? Huh? If they got the dick chopped off. It's not about the dick or not.

It's really just about the competitive advantage that a man has over a woman. Because of testosterone. Yeah. But you gave a little leeway for if they started the hormone therapy early. Yo, son, can I just give you, let me ask you this question. Would you be fine,

you know those slap competitions where the people just stand in front of each other and slap the shit out of each other? Would you be fine if a trans woman, so a man that transitioned into a woman, was in that with a bunch of women, bro? UFC. That shit would be hilarious.

UFC? I might prefer that. That would be hilarious. UFC? You just spoke to Al's Puerto Rican side, bro. That's his dream. That motherfucker's about to get some acrylic nails and join that shit himself. Yeah, I was like, what's the catch?

What is the catch with that, though? I'm just saying, I would just like to have an honest sit What is the catch with that, though? I'm just saying it doesn't. I would just like to have like an honest sit down. I understand that you care about sports. I understand that you want to compete. I understand you're not at a slight disadvantage with the Doosby's who've been taking this estrogen. That sucks. But don't you feel like you kind of cheat in being with these girls, bro?

You don't feel like that? Come on, dude. Not at all. I mean, they're not going to care. Who's not going to care? The trans person that you're asking this question to mean they're not gonna care who's not gonna care the trans person that you're asking this question to they're not gonna care they want to play the sport that they love and they feel like they're a woman in their head so now my question is why can't they play in the men's league i just say you asshole they can't they're just not good enough but like 100 can't

i mean a hundred gender did and she was really good at it she's the greatest trans athlete of all time when you think about it so it's like she was a trans athlete she excelled she won all the medals all that shit you can't play with the men nobody's saying

you can't play with the men Bruce could have done that shit with nails on with fucking heels do whatever you want there's a play there's a play where you can win

with wokeness and say you know what we're just taking gender out of this forever all leagues are whoever's the best is the best and then you got the WNBA.

I mean the NBA again. There's no WNBA anymore. It's just all dudes. But you can outwoke it. You can get in front of the wokeness and be like, you know what guys? You're right. Gender is a social construct. We are eliminating the WNBA. The NBA will be open to all genders. Whoever's the best can play. That's it.

You'll get a fucking giant pat on the back and then you got the nba and the wnbs then you're going to see the reverse level why can we have a women's league we wouldn't do that to you gender is a social construct why would we do such a sexist backwards thing yeah so that's you just got to get in front of them because they can't they woke themselves into a circle these people so you just got to get in front of it and just trap them you know what the real issue is? We built sports into this thing of value. That's really what it comes down to.

Sports don't have to be the thing of value. We could create a sport out of anything. If giving birth was a sport and pushing the baby out as fast as you possibly could, if that was a sport, women dominate. Absolutely dominate. And if for whatever reason we just chose it, that was the coolest thing to watch. And then we would watch it on Tuesdays and Fridays on TNT and Charles Barkley and fucking Ernie Johnson

would be talking that shit every single day. And Barkley would be like, damn, you got some strong pussy lips, squeeze that baby out real quick. If that was what society cared about, they would have this huge advantage. They'd be making millions of dollars. And we would be out here like, fuck,

we gotta find ways to like, I don't know't know squeeze eggs out of our or something like that like we'd have like the male version of nobody would watch it nobody like welcome you're not watching why don't we get paid the same as the women and we'd be subsidized and they'd be like because you're just squeezing eggs out of your it's not even a real sport you're not even really giving birth we've made up what sports are yeah it's bitcoin it's crypto we've just decided that this thing called sports has value and it sucks because women are at a disadvantage in those things that are sports but if it was something that women are at advantage of you know i don't know like fucking doing more more than one thing at a time or something whatever they say they're good at

multitasking multitasking multitasking was a sport you know or like remembering where i put shit was a sport yeah you know that make sports out of that ladies remember where I put shit was a sport. Yeah. Make sports out of that, ladies. Remember where I put shit. It's uncanny, really. Babe, where did I put my shoes? In the drawer. Uncanny. In the drawer behind the thing. Bottom left, yeah.

We go back to the back of the drawer in the left corner. Cooking a meal, cleaning, feeding the dogs. Babe, where are my glasses? You left them in the studio on Tuesday. All right. They should be here, actually. How amazing is that? But if we decided as a society to build things around women's strengths and i guess the reason we don't is because if what what it's just

what you classify as women's strength is that is one of their strengths remembering everything that's very funny we talk about about how they remember everything in fights but they also remember other shit like where we'd leave things around the house. Right? Yeah. How many girls you fuck between age 20 and 25? Even though I think they cheating, though. They know where the shit is.

I know. I had to just talk over that one. I ain't getting caught in that game. Why don't we talk about it Stop see what you doing I know this game Chill out They be knowing where everything is Cause they moved it

Cause they might have moved it But even if I moved her shit To try to trick her I would have forgot about that Yeah that's a good point I gotta take shit with me i can't leave shit in my own house because i'll lose it i can't leave in my own what is it a little uh glove compartment in the car purse i what the car's purse the car pocket that's a man person

i can't even leave shit there because i know i forget it there and it will be there until we get the car back and i'm like oh shit my credit card was in there that's how forgetful i am about stuff i i guess we've created like um how do i say this like men we also value the best of the best with women right right like i think that we hmm i guess they'll compete on certain things that we value obviously like looks i have a list of 14 things women are better at than men i want to read it in one second i just want to get this point out but so because male hierarchy dictates what woman we get yeah right and because society was structured around male hierarchies because our role was i guess more important in terms of like the protection of women and the providing for the family for yes you know, tens of thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years, probably.

Whatever. Like these things that are kind of based around our ability to like protect and provide, which have become sports. Yeah. Right. Have value. Yeah. But if it was the other way around, we'd be doing this exact same thing. Yes.

With the 14 things that women do better than men. Go. What are they? All right. The University of Georgia in Columbia found that women have a better approach at expanding minds, more open-minded. Boom. Also, higher IQ tests.

That's true. Believe that. I 100% – wait, what? No. Higher IQ tests. According to the study of IQ tests from around the world, women have a higher IQ than men on average. No, no, that –

He's reading for Cosmopolitan. Oh, dude, come on. Check your sources. Here's the IQ thing. Here's the IQ. They could have a higher average. I believe that. And then the outliers

tend to be men that are the highest. But on average, average girl, I do think smarter than the average guy. I just think the smartest guy people tend to be guys.

Yeah, most women go to college or more women are going to college. They're cleaner. Apparently their desks are cleaner at most workplaces. I'll give them that. Yeah, yep yep they're better at handling the stress of a job cleaner but their fucking bathroom counter disaster disaster bro their bathtub disaster so they just put all their dirt in one little place and we spread it around conveniently throughout our entire space so it doesn't overwhelm us we have a higher higher clean average. That's what it is.

Yeah, we have a higher clean average. But the cleanest woman is cleaner than the cleanest guy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the cleanest woman is cleaner than the cleanest guy. And the cleanest area is going to be a woman's area.

But if you look at overall, we're higher. Yeah, higher clean average, I'll take it. Okay, go. Women are getting better looking through evolution, whereas men are changing

the same way. Yeah, I don't. Without a question. Because they haven't valued our looks, so we just stay the same and try to make more money. Anytime women are like, oh, blah, blah, blah, you're ugly or some shit, it's like, bitch, be shallow, bitch.

I am this way because your ancestors don't know how to fuck good dick. I don't know about that. If your ancestors knew what good dick was, I would be better looking. My ears would be poached back to my head. My nose would be regular. But because you and your fucking stupid ancestors were sucking off sixes you made me this way i had to pay for it yeah i inherited charisma i gotta be funny as hell i'm funny as hell be shallow like these jokes bitch it's your fault stupid ass grandparents can't suck no good

dick you know what i mean oh my god yeah apparently women are more likely to survive car accidents why because they be in them all the time yeah they're used to it you know how like you know a skateboarder when he falls off his board he knows how to roll real well but like someone who's never skateboarded they just stand on it flip and then bust their head that's women with car accidents they've just stand on it, flip, and then bust their head. That's women with car accidents. They've just been in so many car accidents. You know why I bet? I actually bet because the man will sacrifice himself

to save his girl. You know what I mean? We're fucking saints. What are you talking about? Like the blind side? Men are saints, dog. Men are saints. I got two airbags.

The airbag and my girl. I'm trying to win here, girl. Come on. Go, go. All right. Women are better at resolving arguments. Yes. I'm trying to win here Come on Go go Alright Women are better at Resolving arguments Yes

They're more agreeable In arguments What Nevermind I take it No no They resolve them I wouldn't say

They're more agreeable But they know how to Get them shit resolved By them being right And us just whittling away They're better emotional Communicators according to this They can communicate

More emotions yeah Yeah 100% 53% of women Are willing to talk To their friends About what's stressing them out She said the same shit What are emotional communicators, according to this? They can communicate more emotions, yeah. Yeah, okay. 100%. 53% of women are willing to talk to their friends about what's stressing them out. She said the same shit three times in a row. Yeah. It's the same stat, yeah. Nah, yeah, that's true.

So there's really 11. There's 11 things they're better at. Actually, 12. They're better at saying the same shit multiple different times. A woman definitely wrote this. That's a good point. Uh-huh. All right.

80% of women... What is this? According to the bureau of labor statistics 80 of those who have lost their jobs since december have been men so women are better retaining their jobs that's sexism yo why aren't they holding on to the men in these workplaces that's because they've all on only fan so they had no job to ask because we work outside women don't work outside and all the outside jobs got shut down because of corona why would the outside construction why would construction stop it's outdoors it stopped it did stop initially with corona yeah everything outside when you're around people yeah you can't work

remote with construction yeah anything where you couldn't work from your own apartment gotcha woman eat healthier on average 100 yeah come on, oh yeah, they have stronger immune systems. I believe that. And a higher pain tolerance. I believe that also with the pain tolerance. But also everything's painful to them. So we don't know if they got higher pain tolerance or not. Yeah, that's a good point.

They say higher pain tolerance, but they're also freezing all the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like you've decided what is painful. Ah, that's what it is. We can handle more average pain. What is the, yo, but they be giving birth? That's what I'm saying. They're the outliers. They can handle the most pain. What is the, yo, but they be giving birth? That's what I'm saying.

They're the outliers. They can handle the most pain. We've probably spoken about this before, but I don't believe it hurts. I just don't believe it hurts, bro. You're telling me I don't believe it. I don't believe it. The cat's out the bag. The cat's out the bag, bro.

It can't hurt that much. It can't hurt that much. Because the body's built for it. Son, you either believe in evolution or you don't believe in evolution. I'll make the argument for it and you make the argument against it. Okay, real quick, real quick, real quick. Let me just get this out. Let me just get this out.

I feel you on this, son. Let me just get this out, right? There's no fact, baby. No, no, this is facts. This is facts. This is evolution. This is science. This is Darwin, bro. Listen, if I told you, yo, every time I take a breath, that shit hurts. just get this out right think about it no no this is facts this is evolution this science this is

darwin bro listen if i told you yo every time i take a breath that shit hurts yeah if i said to you every time i walk it hurts right you'd be like how does just walking hurt for you this is something that we've evolved to do over millions of years it actually doesn't it might feel good it might be a pleasurable experience okay it looks from an outside perspective like that shit hurts i'm sure but it can't hurt that much i'm saying when it's wrong when a baby comes out sideways or whatever feet first you know what i mean if you haven't wanted that fucking slip and slide babies maybe it's maybe it's maybe it hurts but just regular head first baby how yeah yeah the sparta baby that should make. Sparta baby is bad. But if it's regular baby?

Yeah. Explain to me how it hasn't gotten less painful over time. Explain to me. Characteristics. Go. If you have like an Andrew nose, that shit might get caught. It might be a little bit more painful. That's possible. Also, maybe more hormones in the food

so the babies are getting bigger inside and the canal's not big enough. Maybe babies are smaller back in the day. That's a hot take, bro. But women are also bigger, so fuck. And their pussies are bigger. Big ass pussies. Yes, that might be a wash. You know what I mean?

It can't hurt. It hurts, but not as much as they say it hurts. Not as much as it looks like it hurts. You know how they like. I mean, like, we're not trying to how i mean like we're not trying to take away birth we're not trying to take the pain away let's go go for it i don't know how you how you gonna get there but i'm very excited i'm not trying to take away the pain of birth and i'm so grateful that women will go through this and that we have human beings because of it

i'm grateful of my mom okay it's it's it's amazing but i'm just saying i'm just saying that that science would show that eventually the body would become accustomed to this behavior yeah right would it not yeah it does the hips widen out the hips widen like the the body gets ready for that act yeah it's it's ready for it it's prime the fucking diagram is completely when it when it's dilated then it's you're fine yeah so you're good so what's something you think how much is eight centimeters miles do you know oh i actually do know this that is that it's that much nothing that's eight centimeters right there bro that's eight centimeters yeah between your middle finger and ring finger?

Yeah, yeah. You're saying a baby can't fit out of that, bro. You're trying to tell me. A little ass baby, bro. If you were seeing a baby, how cute their little hands and feet are, you're saying that can't fit out of that? Bro, look at that. That's a gigantic push.

I had shits bigger than that. And I wasn't crying. I wasn't Lamaze. I didn't have the Lamaze. I might have shed a tear, though. You'd be in Lamaze. I wasn't crying. I wasn't Lamaze. I didn't have to Lamaze. I might have shed a tear. I might have shed a tear, man. I didn't have to go to... I only do that if it's hot.

You got a Lamaze for them. I only do it if it's hot. If I have a hot shit, if for whatever reason I ate spicy food and my ass is on fire, like the shit itself is on fire and it's burning my butt lips, then I'll do Lamaze. But if it's just a large poop, I can push that through. Son, are you kidding me, dude? Are you kidding me?

I damn near think I could get through that. I do. And the head is still soft. Yeah. The head's not even hard. The head can squish. That is true. It's got a hole in the middle, so it squishes.

Yeah. Why we even... Yo, how it takes you that long yo how does it take you that long like if i'm being dead ass i'm a labor 48 hours get off your phone get off your phone you on your phone too much i know what happens when i'm in the bathroom for half an hour taking a shit i'm on my phone for at least 15 20 minutes in a half hour if i got it not what do you say to me if we're in a rush and i'm taking a shit, I'm on my phone for at least 15, 20 minutes of that half hour. More than that. What do you say to me if we're in a rush and I gotta take a shit?

What do I say? You say, give me your phone. Oh yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say, give me your phone. Double go. Give me your phone because they know we're out of there quicker. You're on your phone. Why you giving birth, bro? They probably got the TV going. You watching Netflix or some shit like that and that's why it's so distracting. You got caught in a real housewives binge. You just lost focus. That's another thing.

Also, why are you giving birth laying on your back? If I try to take a shit laying on my back, is it going to take way longer to take a shit? Use gravity, fam. Get a little one of those bouncy things. That actually is a legit thing. Bro, what do they put kids in? Eight cages.

No. Well, only when they're behaving, misbehaving. But no, no. What are those little things they put kids in? Oh, the bounce around? It's a bounce around. Oh, the bounce around? Yeah.

It's a bounce around. They put it in the doorway and they just start bouncing around? And there's like a little circle that goes around them. And they can kind of walk. It's before they can walk, but it's almost like training them to walk. I think that we have women give birth like that. I think they do it over a tub or something like that. And they just bounce up

and down like this and then squeeze. If you bounce up and down like that and squeeze, you could be out of there in 45 minutes, dude. I don't see a hole in the logic. I don't see a hole in the logic. I mean, this is a crazy term because that's correct. Wait, what?

Your wife gives birth. No, I mean, eventually. She helps give birth. Yeah, that part. Yeah. She's a birth giver. I mean, in an abstract way, yes. Okay.

So she helps with that. She's a doctor for birth giving. Yeah. So tell me why I'm right. So she says they should be twerking in the shower. That's why they drop a baby. Yeah. No, because basically you go on your back so the doctor can see in.

So the doctor's like, yo, go on your back so the doctor can see in so like the doctor is like yo go on your back doc we don't need you bro it's easier to give birth when you crouch down he can't do that shit like a mechanic got the little thing that slides down that's exactly what's that for uh-huh you come back up with some oil i need a wrench bro that's great yeah he should slide under there like that 100 so we're making this just convenient for him because he doesn't want to slide on the ground. Yo, standing hospital bed, stirrups like that, put that shit aside, and then he slides underneath. Son, he don't even need to slide under. You just cut the hospital room in half.

So you have her sit on the top half. And then he can walk in at regular height, catch the baby. Yeah, like some Winnie the Pooh shit. What is she sitting on? You got to have some. Imagine a floor halfway. It's a loft bed. Imagine a loft bed.

You've never been to a broke bitch's house? Imagine a loft bed, right? Oh, a milking table. A milking table. Exactly. You guys seen that one. So the loft bed is like that. Legs are hanging here.

She's just bouncing up and down. Baby's flying through. For a cow, right? I was talking about more like the sexual position. Yeah. I don't know what that is. I thought for a cow. Shouts to Dave.

Yeah. That's where you get a table and you cut a hole in it. At the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then someone goes under there and jerks you off on it. Oh, wow. That's crazy. I was literally thinking that finally farmers realized they didn't have to bend over to

milk the cows if they just build a platform four feet. And they could just milk at regular height. No, they still do that. They're still sitting on a bucket. Yeah. These idiots. I hope Monsanto replaces all you you deserve it yeah don't get started with the farmers dude yeah my bad my bad my bad y'all going through it but yeah no i found a way to shut up the farmer yeah no that's just fire that you put them in the floor cut it off put their waist around it i i

mean it's mind boggling imagine trying to take a really difficult shit laying on your back. Yo, I'm going to be honest. I think you revolutionized birth-giving. You fixed it. At the very least, it's easier. You're letting gravity do the work. Men are better than doing. We figured out birth.

I'm basically a doula, bro. Uh-huh. Yo. Bro, you should be a doula. I am a doula. You're good at that. Oh, you are? I just became it.

Andrula. Andrula. Andrula. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's just Andrew. yo bro you should be a doula i am a doula oh you are i just became it andrew andrew andrew oh yeah yeah maybe maybe just andrew okay that's all i'm saying so caitlin jenner uh you're right caitlin you're right okay i i don't even understand why this ends up becoming this like huge talking point why do we care so much about the trans shit caitlyn jenner that's when it started that was the tipping point fascinating so it is fascinating yeah i create so many issues with like society in terms of how we viewed it for so long yeah and then this thing even though it's such a tiny little anomaly that affects such a small amount of population yeah it completely with the whole way everything's structured and everyone

just goes we don't know what to do. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. That question will come, but how do you answer it? What is the way? You're running for office. How do you answer that question of how do you feel about this? How do I feel about what? He just answered it. You think he's going to be more diplomatic?

I'm running for office. This is the rule. By all means, you want to be called Gwyneth. I'll call you Gwyneth. Whatever you want. You want your pronouns, this, that, the other. Whatever. You're not going to be in an MMA fight against a real woman.

It's just not happening. Now, what if they're not better? Still, you're not allowed. Like, if they're getting pummeled? Sometimes we've got to make rules for everybody. What if Akash transitions and he's fighting Ronda Rousey? I would never be so stupid as to go. Akash could beat up Ronda Rousey. I understand there's no stupid as to go. Akash could beat up Ronda Rousey.

I understand there's no genetic advantage. What? Akash could beat up Ronda Rousey. What? Are you fucking crazy? Guys, I hate to say the obvious thing here. She's a girl. It doesn't matter. It does. I'm kind of too. It does, bro. She's stocked.

Yeah, but he could just say one thing to lose all confidence. You got kind of big shoulders. You know, Akas could use that sharp wit. Yeah, he'll make her cry and then she'll fuck him up. I honestly don't think that Ronald Rousey could beat you up. I'm not saying this. You really don't think so?

No, I don't think. That's wild. That's the wildest thing you've said this podcast. Yeah, that's a lot. That's the wildest thing you've said this podcast. Yeah, that's a lot. That's the wildest thing you've said. I know. That I think a little bit of a fence.

A little bit of a fence. A small amount given what just happened. His belief is almost as offensive as his belief, bro. I mean, I just don't think it. But I do generally agree with you. You know how chimps are small, but they have all this power? Yeah. That's men. Do you know what I'm saying?

Like, you know, like, like you look at a chimp and you're like, you're not that strong. You just eat branches. Like you're literally a vegan. Like all you do is eat leaves all day. How the fuck can you have protein enough to be strong? Right. That's the disparity between like a man and a chimp is the same as the disparity between a woman and a man.

So a weak looking, pathetic human being like akash yeah still a fucking chimpanzee compared to ronda rousey i love where you're going with this i don't think i agree but i like the idea bro have you never helped your girl with anything yeah that's true but my girl's not ronda rousey like ronda rousey's a big girl i'm i'm gonna be completely honest with you ronda rousey cannot open up jam i'm gonna be completely honest with you. Ronda Rousey cannot open up jam. I'm going to be completely honest with you when I say that. Ronda Rousey needs her boyfriend if she wants to make peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I mean that since I sincerely feel that.

Actually, you might take her. She's 5'7", 135. 5'7", 135. What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? Wait a minute. You might be able to take her. But that's the Google weight, so she's probably like a good 10 pounds heavier. Yeah, she's like 145, 150. Still, 145. How much do you weigh? You weigh like 95?

I weigh 110 on a good day, thank you. What is your real weight? 145, 147, whatever. Oh, that's going to be a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight.

That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight.

That's a fair fight. That's a fair fight. I will say this, though. I will say this, though. Straight fight, you beat her. If it's like some ju. Fuck me up. I will say this, though. I will say this, though. It's just trained to. Straight fight, you beat her. If it's like some jujitsu type thing. Yeah, that's what we're saying. No, we're not.

Jujitsu's different. That's a different thing. Because jujitsu works in a jujitsu fight. I'm talking MMA. Yeah, in MMA, I don't think it works. If it's just jujitsu, then they can win. Does he beat her in MMA? In MMA, he beats her, yeahma in mma he beats her yeah

he does he beats her he beats her actually easily how does how does he win how does he win because she can't open jam she can't open okay you are assuming i can always open i don't think you can i can't always open between the both of you she starts it and you actually crack it open she's like oh i loosened it like that's the whole conversation that would go between you guys take the fight like how long would the fight go i wouldn't do it because it's against my moral code your religion i i wouldn't commentate the fight unless she identified as male uh but no because she can't fight in uh yeah i thought this they can bite in that it can only work the other way around i've've amended my rules. I've amended my rules.

You can do it if you're at a disadvantage, not at an advantage. See, I kind of wish they did this with sports in like the 60s. Yeah. You know what I mean? Why? Yeah. Because if they just said like, yo, we let black people play, they're going to fucking destroy us in every sport.

I would have been like, all right, well, you know, I don't want to get destroyed in basketball every single, every game. Yeah. Okay. That's my point. Keep going with that. They did do this in the 60 basketball every game. Yeah. Okay. That's my point. Keep going with that. They did do this in the 60s, Mark. Yeah.

Yeah. So now I'm agreeing with you. The better athletes came into the sport, and now the sports look different. I don't know if you noticed. Maybe we learned from the past is what you're saying. Yeah. We're not trying to let it happen again. We're protecting female athletics.

Yeah. Okay? Exactly. Because if you really look at basketball the way God intended it to be played by white Christian men. College basketball. College basketball by white Christian men. It's no longer that way. And it is a tragedy.

It is an absolute tragedy. So the WNBA as it was intended to be played by big fucking ladies that will no longer be the case if we let these dudes get in there i mean think about it you're gonna let ron artest join the wmba you're gonna let ron artest join the wmba Ron Artest join the WNBA. You're going to let Ron Artest join the WNBA? Come the fuck on, bruv.

Come on, bruv. No, you know it would be a good game. All these girls just getting rinsed, bruv. If the big three is still a thing, one big three team, retired NBA players, three of them. What is the big three? They're contested. Versus a WNBA team, five of them. Yeah.

So who wins that? Big three. Really? Steven Jackson and whoever else. Yeah. So who wins that? Big three. Really? Steven Jackson and whoever else. Nah. I'm being honest with you. If it's a full court, full court or half. Steph Curry is not a dominant.

That makes a difference. Let's say full. Steph Curry's not a physically dominant player. Yeah. Steph Curry by himself could beat a WNBA team. The only problem would be inbounding the ball to himself. But once he inbounded the ball to himself, I mean this sincerely. You guys think that I'm being hyperbolic here.

As long as you could get around inbounding the ball. It's not make it take it. Full court game. Not make it take it. Full court game. Full court game, he could beat a WNBA team. Not even a question. Hey, hey, hey. Blow out. Blow out. Oh, hey. Blow out. Blow out.

Oh, man. Blow out. Would you fight Ronda Rousey? No. Why not? Because I don't hit women. What about Nunez? Amanda Nunes? I don't hit women. Now, would you go on a powerlifting competition versus Ronda Rousey or Amanda Nunez? No. Why not?

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Wasn't Jordan setting up a sparring session? Shout out to Jordan. Oh, yeah, with Steffi. She's like the greatest power lifter in history. She's absolutely amazing. She can lift five times her body weight. It's insane. I mean, she would destroy me in power lifting, destroy me in all those.

It's not even a question. She'd absolutely body me in that stuff. Weren't you supposed to spar with her, though? We were teasing. We worked out today. I worked out today with her and her coach is this bare knuckle guy. I want to get him on, Jake Boswick. So we're going to have him on an episode.

He's got amazing stories. Used to be like a bouncer in like the clubs in London. Just like crazy fucking stories. So we're going to have him on, but he's a legend. But yeah, she could dominate me in any lifting category. Not even a question. But I'm sure like an average like guy who can lift a lot, like maybe Al, could probably be competitive with the best female.

There's some guy, I forget his name, some British guy who like was like, I'm identifying as a woman. And then he broke Zuby or something like that. And then he broke every woman's powerlifting record. And he's not even a powerlifter. Yeah. He's just black. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy? That's absolutely crazy. It's really crazy. So that's why you a powerlifter. Yeah. He's just black. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's absolutely crazy. It's really crazy. So that's why you can't do it. I mean, I'm shocked there's not more pushback from women that are in athletics. I'm sure, I'm like mind boggled that they're not going, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. This is what we do. We can't let people in here because then it's going to take away our jobs.

Your entire platform is built on social justice. If it wasn't for social justice, you'd have no league. So how can you suddenly come out against social justice? But at the same time, deep down, they're like, yo, fuck this shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's the feeling, but they can't express it. Yeah, but once they start losing their jobs, they're going to start expressing it.

It's like white landscapers. Yeah. Okay, I like this. They build the wall. They're like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. It's like, they're not saying, yeah, of course, the Mexicans are fucking really good at it. They do it for way cheaper.

So the only way I can combat that, if I create a wall, so I can still have a job. Yeah. Because I'm not going to do it one that hard, and I'm not going to do it for that little money. So like, build a wall. Use the power structures to stop greatness. So white landscapers are the reason why they're building a wall. And white busboys and white dishwashers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, they And white busboys and white dishwashers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, there are white busboys, white dishwashers that are on the streets now, Al. Yeah, it's a shame. They are on the streets, bro. I'm telling you. We're going to go to Phoenix next weekend. You're going to see dozens of white busboys,

landscapers on the streets. Yep. Tens, entire tent cities of white busboys, white landscapers White dishwashers bro With not a single other skill Okay In the world

It is a tragedy What happened Yo I bet if they built a wall The American side The landscaping would be mad shoddy And terrible White people just being lazy And the Mexican side

Would be pristine What of the wall Yeah Yo that is the thing Landscaping wise There'd be a full ass garden You know what I mean Well manicured And the American wall We we'd be like let that shit go yo that is a good point like i don't

trash ass lawns if you keep them out yeah but i'm wondering like i don't as great as mexicans are landscaping like i don't think of like mexico is like the most beautifully landscaped because that we got the best landscapers yeah we took yeah we have a recruit yeah is that what's happening with like ind India right now and like doctors and shit like that? Yeah. I mean that sincerely.

That is like a shock. Brain drain. There is a brain drain. Yeah. The bright flight. Wow. Yeah. So all the most brilliant,

talented Indians get sucked up by like Europe, America. America, 100%. Australia. I have multiple uncles who got paid by like American companies.

They were like, come here, we will pay for your college education. We'll give you a stipend. And then after you graduate, you are with us. Because they know. Like this is like they're from like the best engineering school in India. And then in India, they can't compete because they're like, we can't afford to pay you.

Even the successful companies there cannot afford to pay you what they're going to pay you. And this is America. Like everything. The infrastructure is infinitely better. Everything is better. Life is easier. Like, yeah, i'll go to america why would i not fuck yeah yeah that's tricky that is tricky that's very very tricky i heard that something similar is kind of happening that in the countries in europe that have super high taxes like you go like denmark sweden norway a lot of their most successful guys will leave because they can make the same amount of money

but not get taxed at 70 percent or whatever the fuck it is yes that is the tricky thing about taxes man because people are just going to find ways around it yeah there's no way around it unless there's a fucking global tax and there's just one global government none of us want that yeah it's all there's always you're gonna get fucked somehow or you know i mean there's a downside to everything yeah fucking a we should talk about covid india because we were talking about on on patreon and uh we just got this huge you know geopolitical combo geopolitical combo yeah a little heady yeah it was a little highbrow like it was a little bit highbrow yeah um but yeah it's just kind of crazy what's happening over there yeah i don't even think they last i're, last I checked, they're at 400,000 new cases a day.

And I heard that that could be underreported. And this is the thing. There is no infrastructure. Which at that point, why underreport that? You know what I mean? Like, the numbers are that high. Well, they're definitely like going out of their way to underreport deaths. Like, we cremate bodies.

So crematoriums are just nonstop bodies coming in. And then they just write sickness, sickness, sickness. Doesn't that make it harder to breathe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At some point, insult to injury. Yeah. And they're doing it in the streets. Yeah, and now they're just doing it on top of buildings

because there's no room in crematoriums. There's videos I couldn't even watch of a politician taking some hospital worker takes an oxygen mask from a poor person, like a ventilator, and just takes it off of them, and you just see that person dying, and then they go give it to a politician. You know what's fucked up? The UK said something like, you know, we're here to help.

We're here to help India through these hard times. You know, we always have India's back and they're like sending like a few ventilators and shit like that. but they also had a few thousand doses of astrazeneca produced in india yeah and then sent to great britain oh shit so it was like it was there yeah had the cure there well they a lot of indians are upset at the u.s for not sending their stuff but i also you gotta take care i get it you gotta i get it yeah that's what i'm saying i get it you gotta take To their point, it was the AstraZeneca shit that we're not even giving out. But it's like, look, we're going to have to look out for our own people first. And to be honest, if the Indian government did that, the situation there wouldn't be so bad. Indian government just try to profit and be like, hey, well, hey, everybody else come get this money.

One percent of our population is fully vaccinated. And now you're fucked. So I don't you can't. If I'm going to shit on them, I got to big up America for being like, oh, y'all looked out for your people. That's what you're fucked so i don't you can't if i'm gonna shit on them i gotta big up america for being like yo y'all looked out for your people that's what you're supposed to do that oh here's the water that is the tricky thing is like yeah we have all this like infrastructure you know put together we have borders and that kind of stuff and like you have the olympics and you have different rules and regulations but we all pretend that we're in this together we're in the world together right no um but when push comes to shove and there's

actually like lives on the line yeah you get to see like what a country is yeah and a country is essentially my people are more valuable yes than your people yes and that's what everybody's doing right now and can you blame them no would india do anything different i'm sure if they could go back in time they'd be like hey let's do what america did let's keep our vaccines for ourselves get our people taken care of and the rest y'all can figure shit out later yeah and then america would probably you know put some crazy pressure on them and we would bully them and get some vaccines and then we're all okay with that because we're american your tribe is just based on whatever the threat is outside of you like my family over your family

at the end of the day but if some new motherfucker comes into the studio trying to get now we're all family against them yeah you know i mean if there's a country against country now the country is my family against your country in a war if fucking aliens came now humans are we're the tribe all humans versus these aliens like this is and that's what it is history yeah and like it's so funny because people can see it now how like the like internal like national tribalism comes up but then they don't apply it to history and like when all these conquests and wars are happening they're like oh man this tribalism is so fucked up and then they see it now they're like oh yeah oh yeah it has to be that's it's the only way humans survive yeah and again the indian government i think fucked i'm talking to the funniest comic in india to me akash mitha is keeping me like posted on what's happening

he said the government yeah i know and it's it's threatening how funny this motherfucker i ride with you bro she makes me insecure but that's my guy but uh he was saying the government like sold a bunch of like remdesivir and shit to private companies to make money then they're selling it at crazy markups to citizens and most of the time it's not even remdesivir it'll just be like fucking tylenol like it's just fucked at every level so what i'm hearing is every level failed you know what's crazy about this i think for the average american is the indians that we experience in america yes are either business owners doctors dentists yeah engineers yeah or tech people right so you see this community of people that are always in successful positions yeah leadership positions yeah positions that have

unbelievable organization yeah okay and what is happening in ind India is completely the opposite. It's complete disorganization. So I think for a lot of people, the expectations of India are somewhat based on the expectations of Indians in the West. In the West. Which is not the fucking case at all. Indians in America in particular are the most elite Indians who wanted to get out of India, which I understand why. But it's hard to get into America and that benefits America. We're only taking the best Indians. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So yeah, you see Indians here and you're like, oh, this must be India. I grew up thinking this must be Indians everywhere. It's not. And India everywhere became a country with all these people. Like America had such a small population when it was a country,

it got to build its infrastructure with its population. India did not. We were a country like 70 years ago. So we're just trying to catch up with everything and this is something that it was gonna happen i was fucking in all and you got to give the government credit for a long time it didn't blow up you have this expectation of india and i just wonder if like the average american is kind of baffled at what they're seeing because i understand like we do have like two ideas of india we have the poverty that you see in Slumdog Millionaire.

Yeah. Which, to a lot of us, was exposed through the movie. Yeah. Right? And besides that, you have the tech excellence. Right? Even when you watch that show, the brown dating show, what was it? Oh.

Indian Matchmaker. Indian Matchmaker. Like, Indian Matchmaker didn't really show poverty in india no no these are elites yeah it felt like the west or it felt like it could have been italy or something like that like it wasn't it wasn't like super bougie i mean some of them were but you didn't see the fucking poor poor no no no right and so i wonder if like the average american has seen what's happening in india and like for the first time in their life really understanding you know what it is what is life experience in india yeah and and also understanding why we can't just jump ship from china in terms of

making things to india that quickly yeah right like there i think we said on this exact podcast we're like yo fuck china stop making your shirts in china just make it in india india's not there yet no it's unfortunate yeah it is unfortunate but it's it's not there yet china we had saga saga came to the show this weekend shouts of saga and he's like he's like bro here's the thing china literally this is the difference between democracy and in communism yeah right is china literally locked people in the building when covid happened yeah and said if they left they might not live yeah and if all the people in the building had covid and one of them was running out of oxygen dying they just said that's just what happens in your

building yeah maybe we'll bring a few maybe not but the whole building can fucking die right democracy you can't really do that yeah and when you can't really do that and you don't have the sophistication of like a western government and western organization in there you have a situation like this and it's fucked yeah yeah it's fucked uh i think a lot of people i would try to explain like the level of poverty that exists in india you can't you truly can't understand it until you see it yeah and i think this is the first time people are starting to be like oh i think i see what you're saying because i would tell that to people and they'd be like nah man poverty in america is the same and i'm not trying to like marginalize anybody's struggle here but it's not the same it's just not like you see shit there you're like what

the fuck is going on and i think that's part of why indians especially like immigrant indians don't have the sensitivity because it's like talk i know what real struggle is. It's not your pronoun. Fuck you. Like I've seen real struggle. Yeah. So poverty and relative poverty. Yes. And like you might be in America poor, but you know that relative to how poor you were in India, you are popping.

Yeah. And made it. Yeah. And there's also a thing here where like there's a glimmer of hope to escape poverty. It's yeah, there's structures in place. I'm not downplaying any of that, but I have seen truly inescapable poverty. There is nothing you can ever do to climb out of this.

And I don't know if in 10 generations down the road, you're probably still going to be doing this. That's just what it is. Right. Unless we fix the infrastructure and all this other shit falls into place. It's going to take a hundred years. Do you think that we should just feed them

Billy Eilish's tits? We love milk. We're a milk drinking people yeah that's a mango lassi yo can we uh can we talk about billy how old is she she's old enough right yeah she is find out i mean yeah she's on the cover of vogue in bro who knows i think we put young girl girls she's of age she's of age okay your dude you're this catholic motherfucker over here well yeah magazine the heavies she has super heavies and and she's dyed her hair she's not doing that whole like uh green yeah what was the the mortal kombat character not scorpion not uh sub-zero shiva they're green brother uh that's taking way too long for this joke reptile holy shit al was he in the new movie no you just knew that from back in the day yeah that's who i was

anyway so she's out here um and for whatever reason it's a big fucking deal that she's uh on the cover of vogue yeah i don't get it i don't know much about billy eilish i like the songs i hear that's all i know yeah he seems like an artist but that's you know i was reading what she said it was kind of cool what she said what she said she like i mean like i'm probably gonna misquote her but it was something like uh because i didn't wear like super sexy clothes yeah when i was younger uh people thought that i was all like for like body positivity and stuff like that and now that i'm older and doing it like they felt like I've kind of sold out. Yeah.

And she's like, I just want to be desired. Desired? I think she kind of said that. Good for you. Maybe look at the quote just to make sure. Mission accomplished. Maybe she wasn't desired because she was a fucking teenager. Yeah, that's the way you should do it.

Yeah. Bag your ass clothes until you're of age and then wear what you want bro i think we had a podcast where i was literally saying that i get to choose what my daughter wears until she's 18 years old yeah like this is fine yeah yeah you over here want to inject your kids with fucking tranny hormones okay she's gonna be wearing some tits okay i can't wait wearing some balls but uh but yeah i don't know i think it's i think it's kind of cool let's see what she said so she's got this thing i don't know 83.4 million she's also homeschooled she so she didn't get that typical high school experience of like being desired

trying to change her looks a billion times like she just learned from her older brother and in fairness i actually thought the like the photos were like tasteful, I guess. Yeah. Like they're not like they're like sexual, but they're not like she's like Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Yeah. They're not overly provoking. We done. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's just a big change from what she's put out in the past. Like this is the first time she's put out like sexy.

Are people upset about this? I think people are standing it. They're like, some people kind of feel like she's switching out like sexy are people upset about this i think people are standing it they're like some people kind of feel like she's switching up on him yo what happened to her body her choice why is it that like this annoys me about the feminist movement a little bit i'll be honest like they always say ladies you could do whatever you want with your body as long as it's what i want you to do with your body yes yes kind of a fit like yo if you want to dress like that and show the puppies then you can show the puppies and if you want to cover them with the baggy shirt cover with the baggy shirt yeah i don't like this like you're a role model as long as you do what i tell you yeah or you do what i

agree with i just want to model what kind of role you play like i wanted to you know what i mean yeah yeah that's kind of cool to fit maybe they're like pissed that she's uh like potentially selling out for the male gaze yeah it's just fat girls upset she's not fat yeah that's all once fat girls lose a fat girl they're pissed you ever notice that nah that's true the second yeah that's a great point yo fat girls do not like to suddenly ain't that funny anymore all of a sudden they hating on rebel wilson adele got skinny they was hating on her too fat girls don't like to lose one bro adele needs to put it back on she looked better when she had a little there are some people look better fat jonah hill adele jonah hill look much better fat much better fat he's a much better looking fat

but good for her she want to show it off show that shit off shit i think it is unbelievable unbelievable that any girl who has it physically and doesn't use it like that to me is unbelievable because think of how hard she got to work in order to get likes on her instagram posts yeah that part is kind of cool i think she gets more respect for it in that regard yeah she built this career off of like talent and personality and then that's it and then she she did it when she she did on her terms yeah it's not like she was falling off and then she started popping her pussy right yeah she's at the height of her career and she's like okay i also got the heavies

that's cool yeah i'm i'm with that if everything wasn't working out she's like let me put out a sex tape or whatever these cornball bitches do yeah then that's whack you already made it without using your body at all we had to wait for the wind to hit you in a fucking blouse before we knew that you had some big old tits right like motherfuckers on reddit were nerding out there like yo does she got some sneak titties nobody knew and then she fucking made it and now that you want to show it after she made it on her own merit on her own talent you gonna hate on her no that's the way you do it yep that's the way you do it she won she won because low-key she could throw the sweatshirt back on and still pop because that's how she was popping or now she can live that easy life just showing off the heavies

the question is is she gonna go back because now she can live that easy life just showing off the heavies. The question is, is she going to go back? Because now she knows how easy it is to get attention. You show a little top of your titty and the whole world is having conversations about you. We never talked about her before on this podcast. That's true. You show the top of your titty, you get conversation on flagrant too.

Caitlyn, step it up. Keep showing her flagrant too. She's doing it tastefully though because i think there are some women that you know maybe made it to where they're at not being all sexual and now they're trying to be sexual and it looks kind of corny or forced and so the way that she's doing it at least right now it's tasteful and it's like it's not that bad but if she starts if she starts only fan for example i'm gonna be like nah yeah because the OnlyFans is like, yo, I need money. Yeah.

Like, she's doing this cover of, what is it, Vogue? You don't get paid. I think you get paid. Nah. I think when you do the cover for these magazines, you don't get paid. You don't get paid? Nah. It's just a clout push.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So it's like they're tagging you. This is the old school tag me in a photo. Right? tagging you this is the old school tag me in a photo right so she's doing vogue for free for clout which is cool i'm okay with and when you go do it you can't go there with the green hair the whole thing about vogue i imagine this is a fashion magazine high fashion and do something unique do something different like be different be a different version of yourself and we're going

to help you be the best version of yourself that's different and then put you on a magazine we don't want the same image of you before right looking like what is it reptile looking like reptile right evolved she evolved why you mad at her for evolving yeah yo god bless billy eilish and if you really like her music yo we gonna find out if people really like her music or they like that she was a fat musician you know what i'm saying she was a fat musician. You know what I'm saying? They thought she was a fat musician. Yeah. Like, if you just stop liking her music now that she just shows her tits, that's weird. Yeah, you're body shaming. That's body shaming.

You're body shaming. Yo, she's getting body shame right now, bro. For having a great body. For having a great body. No word. That is crazy. That's disgusting. I hate seeing that.

Yo, did we turn into a feminist podcast I'm a feminist podcast We're a feminist podcast Cucked out just now What else we got going on yo Yo shout out to DJ Academics I gotta shout out to the fucking goat That's my guy bro People have been sending me clips

From his Twitch stream man And man this guy is funny I think it is underestimated How hard it is to do what he does like because he could just talk for hours without anybody like he's just talking to the screen reacting to things in real time and being fucking entertaining while he does it and um he shouted me out man he shouted out our podcast oh shit i just love i love dj academic that's where i get all my fucking news from the hip-hop world if he don't post about it it's not important

to me that is the litmus test for what is important in hip-hop right yeah and i do a podcast with charlamagne i go to charlamagne for like cultural black stuff yeah right but when it comes to hip-hop yeah is dj academic yeah that's what it is i I'm in there. Sorry, Elliot Wilson. What did he say? Shout out to you, Elliot. But DJ Academics is my guy. What did he say? Nah, he's just saying some funny shit, man. He's a funny guy.

He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. That's all I got to say. He's a funny guy. But we got to have him on the pod. Let's do it. When we're back in New York, we got to get you on, man. We love you.

We're big supporters. We're big team DJ Acad academics on the flagrant two podcast so shout out to all the uh the chat i cannot finish what do they call out uh nah well shout out to grand wizard chat nigga he's he's he's a real one yo it's so funny bro oh yeah he's been a fan yeah yo he's so it's so funny because if you watch his stream like this is this is the academic's pull. Like I'm not even on Twitch. I signed up to Twitch to watch one of the streams.

And if you don't know what's going on, he just calls him Grand Wizard. So he's like, yo, Grand Wizard, pull that up. Grand Wizard, pull that up. And like I only know Grand Wizard of the KKK. Like that's what I know, Grand Wizard. So like I knew about Grand Wizard chat, whatever, but imagine a person that doesn't that's just tapping into the stream. Does he have a Ku Klux Klan member doing all his

research? Next level! I bet he does that on purpose because I'm going to keep tuning in. You got a Grand Wizard? This is black excellence. This is unity. They're reclaiming the word. That's a fire name too, Grand Wizard.

Yo, Grand Wizard. That's just slaps and they're taking it back. Good're reclaiming the word. Yeah. That's a fire name, too. Graham Wizard. Yo, Graham Wizard. Yeah, that's just slaps. And they're taking it back. Good for them. Damn, bro. Smart. How we feel about that, guys? I'm okay with it, dog.

I think there should be more black wizards. Yeah. Get that shit back from Harry Potter. We need more black wizards. Yeah, it's true. Generally speaking, I want black wizards. I think he did it out of ignorance because I believe he's from Australia. Get out of here

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Son. So this is tragic, yo. Our man Van Lathan wins an Oscar for a short film. The film wins the Oscar. Oh, sorry. The film wins the Oscar. This is Dove Hayden. Yeah, that's a very L.A. thing.

Yo, why would you do that, Dove? I don't even know the difference, bro. That was some shade. That's some shade, bro. That's some shade. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That's his name. That know the difference. That was some shade. That's some shade, bro. That's some shade. That's his name. That's because you haven't got one yet? Not yet.

Not yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amazing accomplishment. So Van Lathan won Best Picture. So Van Lathan was the star of the movie. I'm protecting him in case. He was the star of the movie that won the Oscars. He won the Oscars.

He produced it. He won all the Oscars. No, he produced this short film. Because that's what makes him the star. Exactly. He's the star. He's the star producer. 100%.

And called Two Distant Strangers. And then this chick pops up on TikTok, right? This Asian chick pops up on TikTok like, yo, I'm not saying anything, but this story and plot line is very similar to a sketch that I put out. Now, Two Distant Strangers is essentially Groundhog Day for a black dude. He's trying to avoid getting killed by the cop. Yeah. And he's doing all these things different in his life to avoid getting killed by the cop.

The day keeps happening over and over. The day keeps happening over and over again. And the cop keeps getting him. Right? Why are you smiling? I mean, you can't not give that the Oscar. Yeah. The white people in that room are like, come on, yo.

Come on, yo. Last year, it's a movie about one guy getting killed by a cop what if it's one guy this is their groundhog day and over and over their groundhog day every year we got to get the black shit something next year it's gonna be inception it's black guy's inception where he goes to an alternate universe and then he gets killed by a cop it just happens to every universe i can't black guy lands on mars yeah he gets killed by a martian cop shoots him immediately yeah like fuck dude all right so then this asian chick puts out uh put out a sketch a while back uh called like a day in the life of a black guy and i guess no it's literally called groundhog day for a black man oh which is a worse title it is way worse way worse

title groundhog day for a black man and it's a sketch where what over and over again he gets killed by a cop gets killed by she puts it on like 2017 yeah a lot of views now this you've heard of the company now this now this comes and asks her if they can post the video on their platforms she acquiesces they post on the platforms now a interesting thing that happened with van's two distant strangers is it was also produced by now this so the asian chick is like hey yo this is crazy she wasn't coming at the creators of the movie but she was like now this is involved is now this taking my product and then getting it made etc so i hit van up last night i'm like yo van what's what's the deal with this and he, bro, we didn't take that from anybody.

We didn't even bring in NowThis until after we had done it. So if there's any person here who's a piece of shit or company, it's NowThis. So you think NowThis saw it pop off on their social media and it goes crazy and they're like, oh, this idea is brilliant. It got all these views. And then all of a sudden they hear about this movie that's getting made and they go, Oh, we know that our fans love this and this thing killed. Let's attach ourselves to this idea that we know is going to do really well. That's the most nefarious approach.

I think there is another approach where the social media team is completely separate from the content acquisition team and the content acquisition team is, Hey, this is a really good thing. It goes with our like woke strategy. We definitely think that this is going to be Oscar nominated. It could look really good for us. And it just so happened that they reposted a piece

of content which they probably repost thousands of different videos every year maybe and because the brand is linear and they all and it's in agreement with each other they're like yeah we liked it then we like it who did she email that's that's what i'm imagining i didn't even make the connection to van because whatever but they i remember in her video, she said something about hitting up NowThis and Netflix and saying something like, hey, would you guys like to do something with this short film? And then, so they contacted multiple departments,

I assume, at NowThis. Yeah. Probably not the same social media team handling the Twitter and reposting as opposed to- And what often happens is when a comedian, I think she was a comedian. I think she worked for College Humor or something like that.

But when a creator doesn't have a big backing and they ask a network for a special or something like that they oftentimes get told no and then the same exact idea can get made by someone who's a little bit powerful a little bit bigger this is experienced in our you know professional career and tons of other comics as well uh or creatives as well for example there's a movie someone wants to get made and then every production company's like not interested and then leonardo cabrillo signs on to the movie and every production company's like that's a great idea for a movie yeah like this is just how the industry works right so what i think is i think this is like a really shitty coincidence like it looks on the surface like yo they robbed that shit and went with it yeah but i'm believing it's a shitty

coincidence also that's my guy van and that's what he told me. So I'm going to choose what my guy tells me. But what is interesting is that Van also said, he's like, in retrospect, I wish we did our due diligence on the idea, like really looking, because there have been a couple other sketches. There was even another full-length movie that had a similar plot.

And I was like, bro, put that out there. That helps you. That just makes this idea parallel thinking. If there's only two made in the world then it looks tricky right right right but groundhog day things are pitched all the time all the time yeah right i mean if anything you all ripped off groundhog day which is yeah bill murray should be pissed like yo these black people are ruining everything white people's groundhog day is i'm gonna kill myself every day Black people are ruining everything. Selling my ideas. You know what's funny?

White people's Groundhog Day is, I'm going to kill myself every day. Yeah, Groundhog Day is for white people. White people are going, I need to kill something. White people are just killing, bro. It really made me appreciate Groundhog Day when I saw how many people stole that idea after. Yeah. And that came out in the mid-90s. And someone probably stole Groundhog Day.

Yeah. The Groundhog Day is probably ripped off from someone else. Yeah, I'm just trying to have a nice moment about Groundhog Day. He just said it. Why are you looking at me looking at me well because i was looking at you already and then you were like yeah like i'm a fucking idiot for not knowing but what i guess what finish what you're saying i was just saying it's a great idea you know what i mean that's you see it stolen all the time and everything yeah the repeating days whatever and this is the thing about the internet we always talked about this with like comedy jokes etc it was it was uh now that everybody is posting their content there

are millions of videos posted every single day millions of tweets ideas etc posted every single day right you're gonna see how often parallel thinking exists yes before when there was like one special put out a year on hbo or eight specials put out a year on comedy central or something if you saw a crossover between those jokes, you're like, yo, these people are stealing. You had to know. Exactly. Now, when you see a topical joke put up, like literally all you need to do is go into the comment section of any like Reddit thread or even Twitter or whatever, YouTube, you'll see the same jokes written over and over again. I can't almost like kind of stop doing it because like I would think of these jokes

that were like deep cut, like goofy, like silly one-liners i would like search it on twitter yeah and then someone from like 2012 had like a similar-ish idea yeah and then i wouldn't do the joke yeah and then you just do that with every joke and they all have been done in some version on twitter exactly dude we're in a world and that's what's being exposed sorry to cut you but that's what's being exposed by everybody's ability to have a voice is that we're going to have similar ideas and um and it's fucking it's really tricky and you know kind of gets fucked over a lot of this like if i'm to make an argument for snl is like every time snl has a sketch that's like similar to like what something a comic put out or a joke a kind put out or whatever the the first thing we all jump to is

oh my god the writers on snl stole that from that comic and that could happen but the other thing we have to look at is, SNL is competing literally with every other comic in the world. Who can put out a sketch the next day. They're not going to wait until Saturday. Not even a sketch. A stand-up bit, a tweet, an Instagram post, a quick little sketch that they put on Instagram.

They're literally competing with every single idea another comic had in the world. And if there is at all reflected in their show, then that comic calls them out for thievery. Which it could be parallel thinking and i get why they think that i get what i think that and you also see a company where people making tons of money and usually it's a comic that's not making anything so they're really upset but there is parallel thinking and that comic is parallel thinking with other comics etc i think that when when we always look at like ideas as a comic a lot of times it's not as much

like the premise it's oftentimes like the vocabulary and words used right anytime i've seen somebody like what i thought like nip something from somebody or even myself i'm just like that's a pretty specific word for that premise it's pretty hard to steal a premise i think like but in order to steal like a joke it's got to be like word for word premise it's pretty hard to steal a premise i think like but in order to steal like a joke it's got to be like word for word and you notice it and like specifically the punch word or like an act out or something yeah so do the same movement with the slap or something yes or like uh hypothetical scenarios that are kind of like unrealistic yeah you know what i mean like we can think of you know definitely jame when jamie foxx took the prior thing yeah like that

hypothetical was just the same yeah right so like you just see it and you're like oh that's visceral these are the same things that are going on here um but it's tricky and you're gonna see a lot more of it and i wonder if it like i wonder if it actually like is a better creative world when we realize how often parallel thinking exists because then you'll go okay it's okay that i do this joke even though a random person on twitter in 2012 had a similar idea it's okay because so did maybe 100 other people yeah and i'm going to build out this joke and i thought of this joke myself i didn't you have to police yourself like i didn't go on twitter and look for it this is my idea yeah it just so happened another person thought this was and if you did nothing wrong i actually think it's a nice thing to acknowledge it you know i mean like

if you didn't steal like for example uh lil nas x his music video the montero one oh yeah he definitely saw that the graphic it's not even a question but there's a thing though it's the same video so the graphics team that worked on his video also worked on fka twigs and they should have said something because they just made the same fucking video in a way yeah so like specifically in like the poor girl getting abused by gay guys at this point like god damn yo yeah that video is way more fucked up yeah no but like montero going into hell or whatever down the pole whatever on the pole it's like the same like you ever see like the old disney shit where they take like the old animation and update it new like it's the same thing with this fka twigs girl and her music video yeah but what he did i actually thought was a good approach which was like yo the graphics team that worked

on my video also worked on this one i didn't realize it so shout out to her check out all her stuff she's awesome yeah it was cool i'm sorry that there's that i stepped on toes or whatever yeah it's like you already that's the best way to handle you put out the thing already throw them under the bus yeah yeah throw them under the bus yeah and you recognize what zero accountability for completely stealing that person's work. And blame it on the production company. So that's where it gets tricky is people who do know they're stealing, they're still going to steal and do whatever. I don't know if he's stealing.

Hypothetically, if there's a person who's like, yo, I'm just going to steal, and then if I get caught, I'll just give it up to that person. I'm going to be like, oh, I bet. But in the meantime, I'm just going to keep stealing and creating. Yeah. So it's tricky. And maybe if you're that production company,

you really want to do that video and you're pitching your best shit yeah what is your best shit the shit that already worked yeah with fk twigs 100 oh i don't of course i can believe they'd be like let's just do the same shit like i was trying to think something new and revolutionary before we already did that trying to save time on new graphics yeah maybe 100 yeah like it's one scene and one little thing like who's gonna care yeah yeah it's yeah exactly it wasn't the whole concept of the video but it was just one thing but it was cool to see him go out and talk about it and i think you're gonna see a lot more than if it's done i think you can acknowledge it if it's something that's ongoing you can do it differently like

the way kevin hart did with uh yeah inside jokes and he's like yeah yeah this thing already exists my bad for stepping on it yeah realized should have searched it now i'm gonna change the name yeah yeah and i think it's like i don't know if you're not intentionally stealing i think it's a good approach to like acknowledge it that's what i said with kevin i was like i don't think that this is on you i think that your team could have looked and i also think this is similar to the now this i was like series xm like you know because it's come to you like you know like so like this is where people are so excited like i'm sure series xm was so excited to do a show with kevin hart they were just like yeah whatever you want to do we'll do

it and um but it was cool if kevin to do that i thought it was great right so i think if you're that oscar team i would just be like yo this pre-existing short film came out as a similar concept and they do a great job of illustrating black strife in america yeah check this out and the point was not the Oscar or the credit. The point was the message. So check this out. Check out these other guys that have a similar idea. Check out these other guys.

Because it's for the greater good for illustrating. The more this idea is out there, the more people it touches, the better. So check out all of it. Yeah. The worst approach is being defensive and, like, if they came out with a public statement being like, this woman's clout chasing, blah, blah, blah. Like, that's the worst. Yeah, it was mad funny, though.

Like, because the reaction to the girl was like, this shit my mind too stop asian hates us why are you stealing black story literally people that listen asian bitch why are you talking about the black struggle why are you profiting off of the black struggle oh yeah i mean it won't go away because normally with these like live action shorts that it won for, that can become the full-length feature. So it's not done, but let's see. That happens all the time. That's why companies in Hollywood are like, we do not accept unsolicited material.

Don't send it. It's always that intern that opened up something. Yeah, so what happens with this? I mean, they keep the Oscar, and I think it just goes away. I think Van will acknowledge it in some way in his pod. Can she sue? Can she get anything? I mean, how are you going to prove for a fact that it was stolen?

She has a writer's guild copyright. That's the thing. A little advice for any writers out there. Register your projects with the WGA. It's free. It's quick. At least you have a record. Boom.

Yeah, but then you'd have to prove that somebody saw that and then chose to copy it. Yeah, you's free, it's quick. At least you're like, you have a record, boom. Yeah, but then you'd have to prove that somebody like saw that and then chose to copy it. Yeah, you have to do it really well. You can at least say I did it first, whether they stole it or not, I didn't steal it. That's for sure. Yeah. Cause I have this idea registered then.

It's like having a joke on tape. Somebody puts out a joke and you have a joke. You're like, yeah, but I got myself doing it in 2015, so. Exactly. That's the one of the coolest things about like videotaping every set is that we got the time stamp copyright of when a joke has been done. The first time you ever did it.

The first time ever. So it's like I know even if anybody puts something out kind of similar to me, it's like, well, we can go back to the tapes. When did you start working on it? Because I'll show you when I was doing it. So that's a nice thing, but obviously not everybody has has that ability but it is cool once you have it like that was the cool thing about like twitter and instagram you get a copyright yeah there's your work there's your time stamp yeah and yeah to your point about not stealing ideas and how hard it is

not only does everybody have a voice with twitter you have a constant access to that voice like you can just constantly vomit your thoughts, thousands of thoughts a day. Like every thought, you can just put it out there. Even if we all had a voice back in the day with just TV, you had to wait till motherfuckers said, hey, lights, camera, action. Now it is nonstop.

Every person has a voice. The blockchain, bro. It's a public ledger of all your thoughts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you could just like vomit out all these premises that are half baked. They're not even like real jokes. You're like, oh, this is kind of a connection.

And then if anybody writes a joke that's similar, you'd be like, yo, I tweeted this one idea. Yeah. It was like, yeah, you didn't do anything. Like, where's the work that's put into it? Yeah. Yeah. It's a tricky one, but this is what's going to happen now that everybody's putting their content out all the time.

Yes. So I apologize. Why don't you break down this whole LeBron thing? All right. So the NBA, I don't know if they're going to do this every year or if it's just this year, but just with COVID and the shortened season and all that,

they decided for the playoffs this year, the first six teams in each conference, like the first six seeds automatically you're in the playoffs. Seeds seven through 10 are going to have to play into the playoffs. It's a play-in tournament. If you're the seventh and eighth seed, you play each other, and then the winner of that game goes to the playoffs. And if you're the ninth and tenth seed, you have to play,

and then the winner of that plays the loser of the other seventh and eighth. So if you're a seven and eighth seed, you only got to win one game to get into the playoffs. If you're a nine and tenth seed, you got to win two games to get into the playoffs. So then now you've eliminated two teams. So everybody thought this was fine. Everybody thought it was going to be fun. I didn't hear any complaining about it until the season started getting close to the end. And then you were one of the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th seeds. The Mavs love Mark Cuban, but he could be a real baby. The Mavs are

like 7, 8 seed the whole season. And now this play-in idea is horrible. Horrible idea. Never mind the fact that it's going to drum up more interest and get more ratings and get more money, so everybody shifts, lifts. He's like, nah, terrible idea. LeBron never said a fucking word about it when the Lakers were first in their conference. Then he had a high ankle sprain.

He was injured for weeks. Anthony Davis, the second best player on the team, injured for weeks. They fell all the way to sixth seed. Tied for sixth. Tied for sixth seed. And if there's a tiebreaker, I think they have to go into the playoff tournament. And now LeBron says whoever came up with this idea should be fucking fired.

All of a sudden, this great idea becomes bad when you are seven or eight. LeBron, let me just preface this by saying LeBron is such a fucking amazing player. Okay? Can't wait for the word. LeBron, let me just preface this by saying LeBron is such a fucking amazing player. Okay. Can't wait for the word. However much he compliments him is how much he's going to insult him. So I'm curious now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it is unbelievable.

And like, and listen, do whatever you want with the activist stuff. Like, I don't think he's saying anything unique. I think we all kind of support what LeBron is saying. He was a little goofy when he posted a picture of the guy yeah who uh who shot makia makia bryant or whatever names but uh and maybe he went out a little bit too early at that he's a little emotional but like yes and if everything you're saying as far as activism i think most people agree with yeah you know i mean like we're on your don't shoot black people yeah you're not saying anything novel but sure if you want to use the platform that that's great but the fucking incessant crying

about oh my god it's unbelievable and it is he's a guy who wants to be liked yeah and i wonder if he's starting to realize he's as he gives more of himself he's less likable yeah like the more we're seeing him tweet the more we're seeing him involved like saying get rid of this tournament just because you're a six seed you wouldn't give a flying fuck if you were a two seed 100% would I think it's great for the league I think it extends the playoff excitement dude I love it I think there's more people about basketball right now this could get me interested yeah right a nice little bit of momentum right into playoffs that could be great tell me which teams are out there which teams are looking good

I'm with it it hurt the mavs in every way and i like it because now teams didn't tank at the trade deadline which kind of makes things more exciting because they're all like dude fuck there's only 12 seeds i just got to get to 10 and then i have a shot at the playoffs so unless i'm like there's probably a couple teams really tanking but the trade deadline wasn't that crazy because people weren't like let me just dump whoever we're not going to make that anyway. That's a great point. So it maintains competitive edge as you go out throughout the season. I think it's a good thing.

I love that the Mavs, if you're a seventh and eighth seed, it sucks. But you still only got to win one game out of two. Also, it lends itself to teams that have an incredible player. So let's say that you're a bum team, but you have one absolute superstar. An absolute superstar can get you a victory in one game. One guy getting hot. To be honest, a ridiculous J.J. Redick shooter getting hot one game, gets you in the playoffs. You're in the playoffs.

It becomes like college basketball. Yeah. One game and you advance. 100%. I think this is a really interesting compelling idea. They should be fired, LeBron? Why should they be fired? Because they're making the game more interesting? Yep.

Because they're stopping tanking, which ruins seasons. And I get why you tank, but it's not fun to watch for 82 games. How does it stop tanking? Because teams that are like an 11th seed, before, we're three seeds away from the playoffs. That's so fucking, like, realistically, we're not going to have it. They look at the numbers. We have to win 10 games in a row.

Now, the smarter move might still be to try to tank and get the best player and teams might do that if there's like a generational guy but if you're like a 10th seed now you're like oh i'm in the playoffs i have a fucking chance i'm in so less teams would uh result to tanking as opposed to as opposed to eight bare minimum sorry go yeah as opposed to eight teams in the league just not getting into the playoffs not only four are not getting in the playoffs gotcha gotcha so that's twice as many teams being like yo let's just go for it i mean it's kind of cool yeah and you have like those teams that are just out of playoff contention that are going i'm only one game out yeah and we get to play each other yeah might as well be in the fucking playoffs

100 so they should just extend it for every placement so you get rid of tanking altogether. I think that there has to be some incentive to be in the playoffs. Yeah, but the further back you are, the more games you have to win to make it. Potentially. Maybe.

Because if they do that, then tanking's gone on. You know what? Actually, sorry to interrupt, but I just realized this. You know who's going to be in the playoff play-in tournament right now, and the playoffs would be considerably worse without them? Golden State. Golden State, I'm pretty sure, is a 10 seed. And you know who could win you a game by himself? A couple.

A little guy named Steph Curry. He can win you two games, no problem. A little guy named Steph Curry. And if he's in the playoffs, it's that much more entertaining. I don't give a fuck. Right. And they're fighting for their lives in the game. Yeah. Steph will go off for 60 on that ass yeah two nights in a row and it will be the most entertaining basketball that we'll watch all year and he's already we talked about this when kevin durant left yeah but keep in mind he's not playing a one seed once the playoffs start you have an eight seed against a one seed. There's no fucking chance, usually.

But a 10 against a nine? Oh, yeah. That's a game. Fighting just to be in? Yeah. That's a game you could win by yourself. Oh, yeah. Because they're also

a bum squad. Yes. I like this. Yes. I think it is such a cool idea and it reminds me almost like soccer. Like the relegation thing

that you guys were talking about the past episodes. We're basically relegating teams. We're creating like a Syria A or whatever within the playoffs is our version of the Champions League. Is it Champions League that it existed like that? So like that's our version of it. Right. And then we have teams that can pop in and teams that can pop out if they're not good enough.

Right. I think it's really cool. It's so funny. European soccer is trying to make American sports. And America is trying to make European. Yeah. I think it's such a great idea. Why does it disenfranchise LeBron again?

I don't understand. He's a sixth seed, so he has the opportunity of not being. It's the same reason why the European clubs don't like the relegation system. They're like, yo, I don't want to have to fight to be in it. Like, just let's create the Super League where I'm always in it. Yo, it is literally what Jordan Peterson was talking about on the flickering. They're like, yo, I don't want to have to fight to be in it. Let's create the Super League where I'm always in it. Yo, it is literally what Jordan Peterson was talking about on the Flickering You episode. He goes, the powerful always fear the great when the powerful were not put there by greatness.

Because greatness challenges their authority. And that's what's happening right now. If you're a six seed and you know you could go against someone who might be greater than you, of course you're like, well, let me use some league authority or power to make sure that that greatness can't oust me from my position. Yep. It's so interesting. Yeah. And it's annoying.

You're LeBron James. You're still the best player in the league in the world. Who gives a fuck? You got to do a play-in game? You got a P, got a piece of Mark got a piece so bad I just saw a wobble hey bro wait a minute stay right there bro we're almost done with this topic we'll wrap it up real quick go how was your weekend Mark I gotta go all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because I need to get your essential game up okay and by essentials you know what I mean I'm talking about your underwear your tees your sweats you know all the things that you know you're going

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I had to pee one time. Yeah, Mark was struggling over there. I saw it in his eyes. But you guys all peed, so you're welcome. Yeah, it did feel better. Thanks, Doug. Appreciate it. I always appreciate the ability to pee always uh why don't we do some

felix and no facts before we get out of here boys yes sir what are we thinking all right josh duggar famous for uh being one of the children on 19 kids and counting oh yes arrested on child porn charges wow people still do that 19 kids yes. One of them could go that way. Bro, that's what I said. Yeah, I mean, let's just play the odds here. One in 19 people is looking up at child porn, bro. Yo, that's funny. One is probably going to be really rich. One is probably going to be a criminal.

There's a bell curve. Yeah, dog. You got an outlier. You got 19 kids. There are going to be outliers all over the place. Yeah. So we shouldn't be surprised. No, this is just probability.

Should we be... Should we celebrate the fact that it's only one of the 19? It's only one. That's pretty impressive. Only one. If it was more than that, then you're like, oh, is this a systemic issue? Yeah.

Was he the oldest? I don't know, actually. If he's the oldest and he didn't touch any of his brothers or sisters, okay, that's credit right there. Credit where credit is due. I think there was some abuse within the family. I think that came out like last year or some shit. I mean, it's got to be abuse.

Like, how do you take care of 19 kids? There's no way you could like accurately, I don't know, care for them. That's an entire classroom, yo. Yeah. Yeah. That's more than a jury, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

That's just crazy. Should that be illegal? To have 19? There should be a stopping point for sure. But the government has to come in and tell you? We're China, but different. Somebody should. Yeah yeah china said you can't have two we say you can't have 20 20 is a lot of kids man yeah i mean it's kind of crazy the child what is it the child porn he had he was watching child porn or possession of it or possession of the porn what

is up with that why not just like watch it yeah why, why you gotta keep it? That's weird. I don't know if you could just stream it. I don't know if you just Google images. Well, neither do I. I can't fight you on that one, Mark. You have to download it from a torrent or something on the deep web. How do you know that? I've done research on how to avoid it.

Oh, research? Yeah. On how to avoid it. Why would you need to avoid it? Because it could be on the internet. It could pop up why would it just down what internet are you on the internet he's going deep and porn about to take off a bunch of shit for the same reason and what pornhub did a whole scandal where they take off mad porn because it was like yeah because master card was like yo you can't buy a subscription to pornhub no more because we can't guarantee that there's no youngsters on that shit. Which is kind of fire. I dig that. Like Pornhub

shouldn't just be this open source for anybody getting fucked on video. They do a little bit of vetting. A little. But that is a good point. How do... This is tricky. How do we all know we haven't watched underage girls in porn? Chill out.

How do we know? Chill out. How do we know out how do we know chill out how do we know son said how do you know that you weren't jerking off nah don't you probably you the most no no that's the most i think it can't be me this guy's googling how to avoid child porn yeah but you kept it quiet about it you locked it in you lie bro yeah you lie you lie that laugh is a little guilty sounding you notice that Exactly bro Not his normal Yeah But my arms ain't going up I'm just saying It is possible

That we could have Watched child porn Nope Because the website Did not vet The videos That's the whole F***ed up part of Pornhub

Should we be able to sue Yo I think we should be able to sue If it comes out That we did We should be able to sue I don't want to see that shit I don't want that shit on my conscience

Ever How y'all dealing with that That's the thing That's the issue with Pornhub Is they got mad Your conscience is clear You don't even worry about it Mad clear

I see the fucking License plate I mean the ID before every The license plate Yeah You see the license plate Before you put them in your trunk Man he's stumbling dog

He's stumbling This guy is stumbling Over his words right now Because he knows this is a really tricky topic for him. Dog, if you're into child porn, it's okay. I like all the women. You know why I think he likes child porn? Because when he's jerking off and looking down, his legs look like kids. I don't think because his dick's probably like a baby arm. Oh, that was a compliment and a dick. Yeah. He had to accept it. He probably like a baby arm

It's so weird the idea like you would take it with you I figure it just exists on the internet here comes miles hasn't said a single thing on any flaring to podcast out of nowhere off mic he goes no you have to have it what does that mean truffle can you give can you give the microphone to molester miles over here because thank god you shaved that mustache bro bro he said it have to you must you must have child porn why do you have to have it i used to hold on can everybody hold on hold on before you finish the sentence can everybody take a look at what flavor gatorade he's he's drinking today lift it up they can't see gray dude miles has no clue what this looks like yeah he's not just fog in a cup gray haze dude did you really think it was blue yeah hilarious dude that's amazing oh my god all right go so back to what you were saying with the porn hold on so why must you have to have it yo i've never

looked child porn because that's child porn let me just start off saying that yeah i used to download a lot of movies illegally like i would uh like blockbuster films i would take them yeah what about hymen buster anything like that did you download that nothing like that but like the thing is if you're gonna download something illegally you have to hold it like movie i used to download all these movies and watch them because you can't just watch it streaming yeah you can't stream that there's not there's no streaming child porn oh and on top of that i think it's harder to prosecute what do you mean if it's like a stream it's harder to prosecute because you're like you're not in possession of it it's like you could just yeah that's what i'm saying it's like why are these

people watching child porn need to like have it on their fucking computer why don't they just stream it yeah i'm assuming it's like dark web sites because you can't just access the sites on the fucking regular internet well how do you access it on the dark web i don't know really how the dark web works but i think you have to get research you have to get a tor browser and you got to go through the fucking tor browser i don't know how it works and then explain exactly how it works look at his hand he's sitting on his palms right now tell me what consent is what is consent what is consent

Andrew what is consent what does it mean I did not rape a woman what is consent no What does it mean to not rape a woman? This is so good. What is consent? No one wants to know what consent is. The most hand movement.

All he keeps saying is consent. Isn't that so crazy? I'm in a room full of people that don't know what consent is. How shameful is that? That's crazy. I'm in a room full of men. Now he's trying to do this fucking reverse analogy shit. I'm in a room full of people that don't know consent.

They don't. What is consent? I'm Indian. Of course I don't know. Exactly. So what is consent? You got to stop watching kids, bro. You got to stop. Bro, what is consent? You got to stop watching kids't what is consent of course i don't know exactly so what is you gotta stop watching kids bro you gotta stop bro what do you gotta stop watching what does that have to do with okay so al does no consent is

andrew doesn't know i don't know what consent is i do know the kid is you do too intimately well listen that's you know how to get the porn i'm not saying that you've gotten it but you know how to get it bro you don't know how to not get caught he knows mark knows what consent is because the kids never give it in the video and he's like man it's so much better this way how did it go in the beginning what what consent you just have to ask if you want to have sex. And then if the girl says no. He's like, what?

You heard that came from the banks right there. If the girl says no, he's on the sex. He's like, what? What? The motherfucker's on the teacups right now. He's trying to stop him from spitting. That's what consent is. You have to ask if you want to have sex.

Why did he say consent? Yeah, I know. Because I want to know what that word means. What is consent? They're orphans. What does orphan mean? Guilty with all this deflecting. What does consent mean?

Bro, what is consent? It's a hard knock life. It's a hard knock life for us. Man. You sound like Al with your adeptness at life and deflections. He deflecting. Yes. Yeah, you have to ask women if they want to have sex before you have sex with them.

But not kids. Yes, you do. They're breaking it. They're not doing it. If you're a kid, you should still ask for consent before you have sex. Mark, what are you talking about right now? If you're 16 years old and you're going to have sex with another 16-year-old, you should ask for consent. I don't understand how this is controversial. Why are you so angry, dog?

He fucking sweating. He looks like me right now. This guy's sweating and his room is like mad cool. Whenever he's squeezing right in his right hand, that shit has been mushed. That shit has been mushed into a little. Yo, get to the Y. That's a baby bell thing. His motherfucker turned that shit into a fucking pebble, son. He just created the dentist that no one knows what consent is on this whole podcast.

This whole room, bro. Not one person is willing to say that rape is bad, which I think is fucked up. You have all these grown men sitting in a room not willing to denounce rape. It's terrible, bro. It's sad. It really is sad that no one's willing to say that consent is a good thing. Because I think everyone should know what consent is, bro.

It's crazy that you're going to sit here and say that rape is okay. I think it's sad. As a man with RTV, to stand up for women. I think that rape is wrong. I think it's sad. I think that rape is okay. I think it's wrong. I think that rape is bad.

Because you're sitting here saying that, yeah, I love rape. And I think that consent should be asked for every interaction. I think it's essential. It's essential for all of us to ask for consent. That's the point. And no one here is willing to tell me what consent is, bro. It's crazy. Hey, we watched your Mark break down, bro.

I'm not losing. I'm not losing. I'm not losing. Next time it happens, you need a strategy. You need a strategy next time it happens. I'm just going to keep repeating the same thing over and over again. I'm going to keep talking over it happens. You need a strategy. You need a strategy next time it happens. This podcast brought to you by Munoz Landscaping. Shout out to Munoz Landscaping. And they're not going to make me spit. They said the best landscaping in Dixon, California.

The best landscaping. Now he just talking to the door. He's just talking to the door. He's still looking at the camera. He's not even talking to the camera. He's looking at. He's not talking to the camera. Go to Anthony's Pizza.

One of the best pizza places in Long Island. He spit it. They're the best. You spit it, nigga. You spit it. You spit it, nigga. You spit it. A Long Island dude is the best.

And I'm not losing. That's so crazy. You can normally do it with overpower. This is his whole strategy. Is that Andrew will try to overpower. Andrew tries to just talk over you and pelt you and pelt you and pelt you. And I'm not letting him do it. I'm not on the road.

Bro, he's tugging on the cord of his shorts. Turn his mic off. You can tell, bro. There's a podcast full of rapists, man. This is what rapists would do. It's because they're taking away my ability to speak for myself. And that's what rapists do. And that's why we need the Me Too movement.

That's how it goes, man. Because look, he pelts and he just keeps on shooting. And I won't let him get a shot up. I won't let him get a shot up. No, that's how it goes. You got to keep on shooting. And until the round goes up, I won't stop. I will die before I get beat in this argument, okay?

Because I think consent is important. Why would you talk about th I will die before I get beat in this argument, okay? Because I think consent is important. Why would you talk about threesomes with molesters, bro? That's disgusting, dog. Two 16-year-olds having sex with an adult is still wrong. Yeah, dog. I would never say that. That's still wrong. It's actually more wrong because there's more kids having sex.

No, but to him, it's the most right. To him, it's the most right. I would never say that. Oh, shit. He is French. The age of consent is probably younger than... Maybe you were in France when you watched the video. And to this day, no one has ever consented, bro.

Consent is 18. And how do you know that, bro? That's so fucked up that Andrew knows the age of consent, dude. How do you know that? That is weird, right? That he would sit here and pretend. Yo, it's fucked up. I'm down.

I know. I was down. I was down to spit it with you. Like, come on. You got to come better than that. How does he not know the age of consent, bro? Are you just doing like insurance is bliss? What is consent?

And by bliss. What is consent? Describe your bliss. What is consent? What is consent? I answered your question. Consent is what those girls never gave, bro. Yeah. Consent is what those girls never gave bro yeah that is what those girls never gave in the videos you watched you stripped their consent from them bro what is

consent consent is that's not a good idea i know yeah he's not functioning right now why didn't you try just something else just pivot you can't give her an accent about pizza what is math math is not history what does that even mean bro You can't just say what something not is. Did you pour water on him, bro? Did you pour water? I just hear like... I'm refusing to lose, bro. This is Rocky, dog.

I'm refusing to lose, okay? And I'm in my own battle right now. Mark, you're battling for child fucking. Yeah, that's... No, you're battling for rape, though. That's the point. You lost, bro. No.

You battle for rape. You said, though, as if like, I accept what you say, but... No, I never said, though. You're battling for rape you said though as if like i accept what you say but no i never said though you're battling for rape though yeah i'm fucking but you you're battling for rape saying you shouldn't watch child porn and i'm saying you shouldn't rape that's the point you guys should not be raping hey that's also true but exactly hey we agree with you on that one you ready to agree you shouldn't watch child porn anymore? I'll agree with that. It took a long time to get there, yo. It did.

It turned into a real Bill Clinton thing where you're pointing this finger and then you're like, what does is mean or whatever the fuck you're saying. You made it so much worse for yourself. Whatever steadfast determination you had to not get spun, you spun yourself to hold it. Something happened the last time he was in the spiral that he was like, this will never happen to me again. You know how Asians be trained in thousands of years for revenge? That's what he did. Bro, I was in the shower. I was just like, okay, keep going, keep going, keep going.

Think of something, come up with something else. You kept saying it, but you probably kept thinking about little kids and jerking off to them because you couldn't formulate a good idea. You kept saying the wrong thing. You were trying to prove that you don't watch child porn and you just kept repeating over and over what is consent even and you never that's not what you said over and over again we're like you watch child porn like what is consent what is it even like why do we even have it like there's no good definition there's no good definition that's what you're telling me but why were you asking me how to find child porn i know not to be that strapped next time i'm in a spitz

find child porn how do you find it on the internet how do you know how you said how to use the dark way you said how to use the dark way how do you know how go back play? You said how to use the dark web. We how do you know how? You said how to use the dark web. We said how do you know how? Go back, play back. You said how to use the dark web. You were giving us step by step of how to access it and avoid it. It went like this. He goes, he goes, he goes, I don't know how to use the dark web.

I mean, you gotta go to a torrent and then download it. Yeah. He's like, you gotta get Surfshark. And then Surfshark can save you 83% of your. Nah, VPN won't get you there, but this is brought to you by Surfshark. Shout out to them. Oh my God. Oh my. Oh, my God.

Y'all couldn't use a competitive VPN, bro. Y'all couldn't use a different one. Just ruin our whole relationship. No, the shout out to Surfshark. Oh, my God. I was fighting for my life, bro. Not well. Yeah.

No, that's the thing. I didn't get the shots well. Yeah. No, that's the thing. I didn't get the shots off. Yeah. That was a strategy I learned. We were shooting, bro. That shit was fun. And I was, boom, I was deflecting. You kept shooting yourself, by the way.

Yeah, I don't know what world you was just in, but you just got body. I was just watching you fold up that wax, bro. That shit was so funny, dog. I made art. Son. I made art. You pointed that shit out? Because his hair was mad clenched. Super tense, art. You pointed that at him. Because his hair was mad clenched.

Super tense, bro. And then you forced him to lose it. How do you make diamonds? How do you make diamonds, though? Answer that. How do you make diamonds? Pressure. With wheels of cheese, bro. That's how it's done.

All right. So rape is bad. Child porn is bad. I think we can both agree. Would you like to suggest another topic, Mark? The first topic he suggested. I think we can both agree. Would you like to suggest another topic, Mark? The first topic he suggested. We said, Mark, feelings no facts.

Take us through it. How y'all feel about kid fucking? And you said we've all seen child porn. This is the most Catholic he ever been, bro. This is the most Catholic he ever been, bro. Why is that? You accuse him of molestation. He's just like, what, who cares?

What about me? What about, are you going to beg for forgiveness of your sins? That's what I need to know. Yeah, and then you just shuffle me around to a different part of the room. You know what I mean?

Just keep on moving. Yeah. All right, what else? Other topic, come on. Next topic, bro. Next topic. I think we got it. You think we got it?

Yeah, I think we got it. Oh, that's a good one. Let's end on a high. That's a great way to go out. We could do one more, just to... One. I think we got it. You think we got it? Yeah, I think we got it. That's a good one. Let's end on a high. That's a great way to go out. We could do one more. One more in case we cut anything. Oh, no. That's all staying in.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Yeah, Miles, do you have a problem with the two conclusions we came to? Do you want some? Yeah, we came to a good conclusion. You want some smoke, Miles? Wasn't it Miles who started it?

Yeah. What did he start with? You know mark gets credit for all miles's ideas that is a good point actually it really backfired on you yeah you got your karmic revenge miles i do admire the determination bro yeah you were not going down i won't i won't let it happen i learned that from you i mean it happened that's the yeah that's the thing you just gotta talk over them and just walk them down nah because but then you could cut it why because it only works if i'm still engaging with you but then if i start talking about you folding the wax oh yeah then it undercuts it yeah don't think

he doesn't know how to disarm his own strategies don't think he hadn't thought that through he almost got me i almost so you did have to you did have to do with the wax you did have to disarm it or not i had to i had to shake things notice that you did have to disarm it that the strategy was working and he was like all right fine i'll disarm it no it almost worked on me i almost engaged with yeah i saw you coming in yeah that's how i pulled out so it was working that was great i think that was a victory no it did work it was great content yeah it was a victory for the podcast yeah victory for the listeners it was very good That was great. I think that was a victory. No, it did work. It was great content. Yeah, it was a victory for the podcast. Yeah, it was a victory for the listeners.

It was very good. I don't even know if it's listenable, to be honest with you. No. It might not be listenable. It's going to be pretty good. But somebody has to do, somebody please make a video of the cheese wax slowly becoming the cube. Because I remember you finishing it.

You finished it. I saw you take almost your last bite yeah and then it became that bro it's transformers dog yeah getting the all spark right there all right one more topic one more topic mark and i'm all right guys we got some shows coming up man uh the tour is in full motion we got a big announcement that's gonna be coming i believe next week or the week after very excited to share that with you guys. But go check out what we got right now. I know we're sold out in Phoenix this weekend and Tampa next weekend, but I think we got a few tickets left in Virginia Beach the weekend after that.

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let's get back to uh morgan whalen not invited to billboard music awards due to recent conduct which is disputable okay it is a tragedy tragedy and he like stopped his tour and he took a bunch of time off and put some posts out on instagram saying he's trying to unlearn bad behavior what do you think seems like there's a lot of support. A lot of people got his back. Yeah, this is weird. Again, it's this performative wokeness shit where it's like we're doing it to say we didn't do it. This is annoying.

I thought about the Morgan Whalen thing because after he said the M word, his music list has skyrocketed. Yeah. But I don't think that's a reflection of people going, finally, I found my musician. I think it's a reflection of people going, finally, I found my musician. I think it's a reflection of people who didn't know who Morgan Whalen was Googling the country singer who said the N-word and then checking out his music. Right.

Like, I never listened to Morgan Whalen before he said the N-word. And then I listened to a song. How was it? Slapped? Yeah, it was pretty good. I thought the music was pretty good to be honest with you I'm sure he's pretty good So like is that the right strategy to get your streams up?

It's not a bad strategy If you can stand in the fire You will win Is it an ethical strategy or is it an effective strategy? It's unethical But is it effective especially if you know that your fan base will forgive you for that like if your fan base will forgive you but now the whole world was talking about it like he get an he gets another buzz right now people are gonna go back listen and you actually

got good music yeah i mean he said all the right things he did apologize i'll work on myself but his name is out there his name is out there There's this rapper That I'm like Kind of fascinated with Even though I don't Listen to music that much I did like one song NLE Choppa

Yeah Did you see recently What happened Yeah he got into A fight at the beach Got into a fight at the beach Posted by DJ Academics Let's go

They jumped this one kid But like His friend The kid's friend is there and the kid's friend breaks up the fight but they don't attack the kid's friend at all it's really odd i'm almost like is this set up like yeah i don't know i hate that shit what is that no i just hate when somebody gets jumped by that many people like come on just shoot a fair one if he's by himself yeah yeah al's honorable in his

fighting that's why he's six and four there's honor in that two of the losses were jumps that's why i don't like the jumps oh you shouldn't have to count it as a loss it was two people that's still a job yeah i know one but i feel that i had i you know how many people i could beat up with one of you? My record was Skyrocket. That actually is a great point. Yeah. It depends on who the one is. Exactly.

I just, yeah. So you're really six and two. Yeah. Eight fights. Yeah. Any knockout losses? No. I was never able to drop somebody.

No losses. Oh, no. I never got dropped. No. But I got stomped out on my face that was pretty bad what happened no i mean one of the jumps yeah what happened you went like this yeah but they were stomping yeah and then how does that end i think they just had pity on me because i was just on the ground covering my head how did that start uh probably

i believe that one was over a basketball. Okay. Yeah. Like, I wanted my basketball back, and they wouldn't give me my basketball back. Oh, they stole your basketball. Yeah, they were trying to steal it. Now, but you walked away with some respect off of that, weirdly, probably. You kept your basketball, or you lost your basketball? Nah, I still lost my basketball. Yeah.

But it's the principle, though. Yeah, but you stood on principle. And even if they're getting you, and they're ganging up on you, and you got jumped, you can still fight. You know what I mean? It matters about the heart that you put into it. I should have asked for consent for that game. So that's what it was. I fucked up.

Yes. But you notice how he just took it and then it ended. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I mean, I can't wait till the next time we get more. This is going to be,

he's going to have a whole new strategy. He's going to start speaking different languages. Oh, say, can you see? He's going to sing the anthem. You're going to have something up your sleeve. A hundred percent, yeah. I thought I had something for this time.

You actually did better than the last time. I don't know. This is more endearing. This is better. Yeah, for you it's better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, no, for you it's better. That's part of the reason why I wear hats all the time. Because when I'm in a spin cycle, I, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. For you, it's better.

That's part of the reason why I wear hats all the time. Because when I'm in a spin cycle, I start sweating. When they cash on to that shit. And the lip. You get the lip. You get the lip quiver where your top lip just goes. I have empathy for people in the spin cycle because I hate when I'm in it. But this time, you really fucked yourself.

No, no, no. Because this. I'll punch my way out. I didn't have any sympathy for you. Yeah. That's the thing. Yeah, you have sympathy when you just get pitiful and just go all right fine no no no if you're like trying to battle but you're just like you were just trying to over talk it was it wasn't creative you just kept over talking by saying nothing it was a horrible strategy it was horrible the way it was supposed to go the spin cycle is funny like akash had me

in the spin cycle last week about the fucking people and the money, and I was crushed. There's nothing I could say because we got other people's money. Son, you know how many of them reached out to me? So many of them reached out to me with facts, bro. They just hit me with bullet point facts. People reach out to me. Yo, help your man, son. I was like, who's on the money then?

This guy's making jokes about my people dying. Son, I went too far. We gotta go. Sometimes you gotta go. I was spinning, bro. I had nothing to do. And then when he started doing a little boy voice to me, that shit fucking drove me crazy, bro. I should have used that.

Fuck. I'm gonna use that next time. You probably would have got your dick hard talking to yourself. Yo, do you want to, I don't know if we care about that last topic. Do you want to talk about the fans storming Liverpool versus Manchester United? Oh, yeah. What is that? That seems wild. Yeah.

What happened? Basically, Liverpool's playing Manchester United, their arch rival, and they're playing an old traveler, which is Manchester United? Oh, yeah. What is that? That seems wild. Yeah. What happened? So basically, Liverpool's playing Manchester United, their arch rival. And they're playing at Old Trafford, which is Manchester United Stadium. Okay. And before the game, protesters came out on the field and started going crazy and lighting off smoke bombs and protesting with big signs against the Glazer family, which is an American family that owns Manchester United. Okay.

And basically, they're protesting for a slew of grievances that the Glazer family has done to Manchester United as well as the whole Super League nonsense that happened. So they're protesting the ownership? Yes. Whoa.

That's pretty effective to be honest. And so they postpone the game. They're like, the circumstances are too... Is this common? I felt like the city loves the team. They love the team, but they don't like the ownership because even when the owners took on the team when they bought manchester i don't even

remember when they did it through like this like shitty like financial strategy con where like basically they took out loans against the team in order to buy the team in the first place so it was like yeah they bought out the shareholders between 2003 and 2005 yeah they bought out this the shareholders between 2003 and 2005. yeah they slowly bought out the people who owned it so they illegally got by taking loans out against the team it's like oh they bought the eiffel tower being like hey you want to take a loan against the eiffel tower and they go yeah oh my god yeah so like that's the simplified version and so they started with that then they started losing records after alex ferguson retires and then just slowly slowly the essence and the core of the team went from amazing and like winning the premier league to now being like

good and competitive but when i first heard it it just i thought it was just like spoiled fans like man you i always remembered hearing they were so dominant now they're not not that they're just mad about that yeah but having shitty ownership just ruins everything it just trickles down into everything there's nothing you can do this is actually the only way fans can fight back. It's fascinating. Because if you think James Dolan. James Dolan. Nick's fans going to MSG and saying,

fuck this. We don't want to see the game. We don't support the team. That's fire. But. Let's do it. That family also owns the Buccaneers and they just won a Super Bowl.

Yeah. Yeah, so they're kind of like, shut your mouth. We're going to figure it out. I think it's an easy way. It's just like Americans coming in our turf. It's such an iconic sports club. Wait, if you think it's an American thing, my understanding is, was it Manchester United was owned by the Russian oligarch? One of them got bought by a Russian oligarch. By Abramovich? By Abramovich. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know what team that is. Huh. Okay. But, uh, but yeah,

this is interesting. I wonder if this keeps happening. I'm sure it does bother you more that it's American though, because it's like, first of all, you got, you kind of got the team through ill gotten means. Second of all, cool.

Y'all are great in America, but you don't know how this shit works. And then that's in the back of your mind with every grievance you have is you don't understand this game. And then at a certain point, it's like, all right, fine.

You can do American sports, but you don't understand how the fuck this works over here at all you have no clue that's interesting about like yeah yeah like all the american owners are the ones that were like let's just form a super league who gives a fuck and then they're gonna be like yo y'all don't fucking get it like this is not for you they say uh what is it winning cures all yeah winning cures everything winning cures everything whatever but losing exposes everything. Yeah, that makes sense. So it's like if they were winning, I think everybody would be cool with this like American owner.

Maybe they did some shitty things. They're bringing over innovative styles from America. They have techniques that work in the NFL that they brought here. It's brilliant. Yeah, but the second you're losing, it's how dare you change the culture. Yeah. And do you think this will start happening with all the other teams around the world that also have foreign ownership? So long as the foreign ownership is fucking up the culture of the team as the fans see it.

As the what? As the fans see the culture of the team, if the ownership comes in and starts influencing the culture in a negative way. Right. But they never do it in a positive way. Like if Saudi money buys Manchester City and they start winning the Premier League. And I'm like, Saudi Arabia sucks. Our culture is losing. I'm fine with that. like if saudi money buys manchester city and they start winning the primary league and i like our culture is losing yeah i'm fine with that no if if saudi money brought the dallas cowboys and started winning superbowls i'm so okay with it that's how badly that's but there's

i don't know how you put that genie back in the bottle but if this becomes a thing where dude because just because oh yeah yeah i could say that i'm close enough yeah you're right you're right yeah but if it becomes like, yo, we don't like our ownership, we're going to protest and raise fucking hell and cause mayhem until they sell, that's cool if you got shitty ownership, but then at a certain point it might get to be like, we're

protesting for nothing at a certain point. You know what I mean? If every team, like if Knicks fans are like, oh, fuck that, storm the court, whatever, bet I get why you want to get rid of Dolan. But at a certain point, I don't like this one season. I'm fucking up everything. Sell the team. It's like, you know what I mean?

Okay. Here's a question. If the team is tied to the city and it leeches off the identity of the city, is it weird to say that the owner should have to be from the city interesting like you are representative of the city the players are no longer representative of that city i'm sure like at some point in time in history the majority of the players from team probably were from that local area yeah and then obviously as you know this game becomes a global game you're going to want the best teams the teams with most money are going to be able to buy the best players bubble

i'm fine with it but i wonder if you just make it if you really like drive in the identity of the city why the the richest person in that city or the person that can't afford it has to be one who owns it yeah i wonder if that makes sense and maybe that'd be kind of cool or maybe there you can own the team but there's still like a local board that has some say in it the board thing is always curious to me because now you have these people that potentially are appointed but they're not pointed based on like their investment in the game or their merit like who is the board like and who decides who's the board and how much decision making power do they have and like if i'm the average billionaire i don't want a board telling me what the fuck i can

do yeah but it would be cool if the richest person in the city just owned the next which is you know dolan and it sucks but it's like he's i think he's a new yorker is he not i don't know i'm saying like as the cowboys i know you're saying right now you have saudi money wants to win this it'd be great but you know it'd be really great if a fucking dallas native one with the cowboys new yorker owns the next fire right yeah There's something cool about that. I guess Dolan would be a New Yorker, but then he wouldn't have been able to buy in the first place. Yeah.

Whatever the face of the ad was. Would that be weird? Would that be a shitty requirement? I guess because now it's suddenly not a private thing anymore. Now it belongs to the citizens of the... And is that just what happens if a team gets big enough, if a sport gets popular enough? Like now it's suddenly not private.

Now you belong to the citizens. And the price of the teams would go way down. It would plummet. Yeah. Because there's so few people. You'd kill the free market too. You would destroy the free market. I mean, there's no way the teams would actually go with it.

Yeah. But there is something interesting. Apparently he was born in Massapequa. Massapequa, Long Island. Yeah. Wow. I don't know if he grew up there, but it's like where his parents are from. It's usually like if there's that if their business is within that city,

like Juventus is probably owned by the Elkin family that are part of Fiat and Ferrari, but then like Milan just won or Inter Milan just won Serie A yesterday. Chinese owner, Zhang, came in. Pirelli owns 0.37%. To Andrew's point, if you're winning, hey, that's great. They're not complaining. But if you're losing, then fuck that. I don't want China to own the Knicks. No, I agree. Fuck that. Even if they won?

Every year they won. I wouldn't want Great Britain to own the Knicks. I wouldn't want any other country to own the Knicks. I mean that sincerely. I would be upset. So you're okay with American owners not owning soccer teams internationally? Yeah, I'm fine. And I'm totally fine

with them being upset about it especially if it looks like these american owners don't give a flying fuck about the sport they just want to make money if i were you guys i'd say fuck you get the fuck out of our so i'm in favor of the protest i think we're all in agreement here i thought they were just spoiled but i that makes a lot of sense yeah especially the way they bought the team is fucked son i don't even like foreigners to be able to own apartments in america like i mean that sincerely like i'm against it i mean foreigners like they don't live here foreigners yeah like that's but that's for real value you're just driving up the prices of all this china well they because of that they put taxes on if you don't have residency real quick in foreign countries oftentimes poor foreign

countries they don't allow non-nationals to own property like i think in order for you to buy a place maybe it's not bali but like uh in bermuda for example you have to be a national to own a place there and i get it because singapore you said i think i think singapore and so they have these hawaii has that rule i believe i think you have to live oh is that right and what they're doing is they're protecting the people that live there to a certain extent so that they don't make that land too expensive for them to actually own in new york too bad the average new yorker won't be able to own their fucking apartment yeah never i think costa rica even has like uh yeah they have a heritage thing yeah like you have to have like a certain amount of costa rican blood just to own

specific land and i think initially you didn't And they had these like crazy squatters rights down there where like people would like buy places. And then all of a sudden they go back there in six months when the rainy season was over. And they're just like families living there. And I think they have some rights there where they can if you just don't show up at the place. But I like the idea of heritage. I like that because you're not inflating this market. Because a lot of these people, like especially in China, Russia, they're just taking their money out of China or Russia because they don't know if it will be valuable.

And they're just dumping it in New York real estate. And then the realtors make tons of money, and the developers make tons of money. But the average New Yorker can't live in the fucking neighborhood they grew up in. And I'm not talking about like... There's a difference between free market and the free market globally. You can have the free market within your country. But let's not act like we abide by the... What is not the word abide by the same rules it's like tariffs and shit

no no they're terrorists like you want the free market but you don't want to pay free market prices in other countries right like we got the minimum wage over here you're not paying that for the nikes to be made right right right so you are totally okay taking advantage of other countries labor practices right but when we go hey we don't want them to take advantage of our real estate market you're like oh no that benefits me yeah yeah maybe maybe i'm missing something here i don't know like how do you prevent that from becoming like just discrimination it is discrimination i want to discriminate towards us in the same way i want us to have vaccines. I want us to be able

to buy property. I want every American to have the American dream. No, in reality, what they... Storage a wealth of some like rich Russian oligarch or rich Chinese oligarch.

It is irrespective of race or even where you're born. It is respective of where you live and spend your time. If a Chinese person moved from China, immigrated,

lived in New York, bought property, I don't think he'd have a problem with it. Nope. I think he has a problem with people who live in China, have money they don't know what to do with buy apartment in america in new york raise the rent and then stay in china and that's just

when we were in vancouver vancouver they put a tax so in exchange you can do that but then you can put a tax on those folks for not being there yeah so 100 and i know there's people probably looking at this right now like well what well, what do you think America, New Yorkers do with like the real estate in Florida? They probably price it up super high because we buy places to be there for a couple of months. And I understand if you're frustrated with that, I get that totally.

I just think that maybe I'm sounding like some Bernie Democrat right now, but like, I think you should be able to afford to live in the place you grow up in without any market manipulation from outside sources so if there was legislation against it you'd be like yeah i don't want legislation it's weird i guess you need to i don't want to have to do that big tax or whatever like i don't want that but i i understand places that protect themselves i understand the costa ricans going yo chill chill chill chill we're not gonna let all these fucking americans and like and Europeans go and buy up all this fucking land and then make these resorts and the people have no place to even potentially gain wealth.

Right. You buy up all the land. What do they say the biggest issue with the black wealth disparity in America was? The inability to get loans, the redlining. So you couldn't build up that wealth. So what do we do? We just run to all these other countries and then we just buy up their land and then they don't have the ability to increase their wealth

as their value of their land increases? I don't mind it nationally. If you live in another state, you want to buy property, maybe it's because I was looking to do it a while ago, but I didn't mind that. Internationally, I see how it's like, what are you doing?

I mind it less. Yeah. It's one country to me, but if it's somebody from brazil coming here and buying a spot and it's just empty and then it just raises the property of everything else it's like what who is benefiting in our country outside of that one transaction but the states thing is interesting though go go i'd like just your point like states doing it like if different states were to do it either in america or in other countries would it be the same would you feel the

same way i don't think i depend on the state like haw Hawaii, I really empathize. Hawaii, I get it. Finite amount of land. A specific, unique culture. These people want to be with not only the culture, like their family. And then you just have Westerners who literally want to be there for a couple months maybe. If they want to go live there and dedicate time,

okay, I get that. But if you want to be there for a couple months, you just have this lavish pad. And you basically destroyed a whole housing project that would have housed 300 people to build your one home. I can understand why they get pushback for that. I know there are holes I'm missing in this. But I do empathize with that. And that did annoy me.

When I was in Vancouver, like hearing them talk about it, they were like, yeah, it sucks, dude. We can't even live in the city. Like we're from here and we have to move out of our city when we get older. Because they're vacant apartments. That's exactly what happens in new york that's exactly what happens yeah if you don't own you didn't own for a long time through the 70s when property value was low and now it's astronomical you have to move out yeah yeah yeah i don't know it just seems interesting like interstate like if it's the same rules up because i'm trying to think like what is the difference between a different country? Versus just like a different state if they wanted to impose the same laws and stuff

I wonder if like that's the idea with statehood right each state has their rules and if one state wants to Build up a whole lot of you know travel and they want to build up a lot of what are they called snowbirds or whatever? Like that they want to incentivize New Yorkers to come down to Alabama or whatever increased population or whatever literally that they just go yo please come and everybody in alabama if you already own a home sell it sell it some new yorker make tons of money off your shit you got it we want to get more people down here so the economy can be better and then when the economy is better if they want to switch it up and they go whoa whoa this is getting a little out of hand shut it down like you have the right to do that as a state i did bro i'm maybe like an extremist with this statehood shit like i think if a state doesn't want abortion they should not they should be

able to not have an abortion another one does they should just be able to have it yeah and it sucks because there are like young women that don't have the ability to go get it and that is the tricky thing with a with a thing like abortion specifically but i'm using the most extreme example obviously there's hiccups in it but i'm almost like you could create your idea of the world. And if more than half of the people in that state want that idea of the world, you should have the freedom to do it within the confines of the law. Yeah. You can't strip people of their rights. You can't just have a state where like, okay, India being Indian is illegal.

We're going to kick them all out. Right. But if you want to have a state that you say, like, everybody can have a gun. We have that right. Right. And then New York, it's tough to have a gun. Mm hmm. I kind of like this idea then New York it's tough to have a gun mm-hmm I like this idea yeah it's so tricky it's gotta be so case-by-case with yeah because then like you don't ban like the people you ban the culture we were like this is like what France did with like hijabs where they're like you can't wear a job in public but like we do that already

kind of in the culture like how many clubs you go to they're like yo no do rag no Tim's no hat I mean you're basically saying you can't culturally ready that kind of man the culture like how many clubs you go to they're like yo no do-rag no tims no hat i mean you're basically saying you can't culturally dress black in this right yeah but then from the establishment to the state it's just a much bigger thing to the country and that's a proud business and you're referencing an actual state right law that would inhibit culture right and then it's like yeah what parts of culture do you want to bring over like cockfighting is illegal in america you go to mexico it's just happening on every corner why is that illegal if we're gonna eat the chickens after why is that illegal yeah why is it entertaining also

there's something i'm missing no it's entertaining you've been yeah you've never been more puerto rican than there is now i'm just saying i've been into it and why is it like they go at it these motherfuckers are vicious yeah yeah yeah yeah more vicious than you would think a fucking rooster chicken is yeah i know yeah i guess that's why i don't understand as long as like using the chicken for food afterwards why is it bad you're not wasting the chicken we're gonna kill in any way and eat it like what does it matter if it kills its buddy and then we eat it i think it's like cruelty and torture and shit what is more cruel than twisting a chicken's head off and letting it run for a little letting it

like bleed out oh do they bleed it out yeah it's like they like are fighting like they're like eyes falling out like their heads chopped i assume if you kill a chicken to eat it you try to kill it in the least painful which i don't know if they do like if you're cockfighting you're not farming is probably not the most ethical thing you don't have that energy inside you but that would be the argument though yeah i guess somebody would say like well if we're gonna euthanize the dogs why don't we just let them fight first? We would disagree with that. Right.

Which kind of goes back to the business that we were talking about, that if you're going to commit euthanasia and you want to pass away, you could... Let somebody kill you that loves killing. Yes. Yes. Or donate... Sneak into your house, do the whole thing like a kill fantasy. Uh-huh. Or donate your

body to killing yourself in a way to spite someone else in order to teach them a lesson like uh like if you're really mad at like jump in front of a subway yeah exactly you're really mad at your kids because they were like being annoying and like they're distracting because the lights on in the back of the car and then you hit a guy and kill him and then you teach your kids a lesson always keep the lights off you hit a guy and kill them. Yeah. But the guy wanted to die. Oh, my God. So he gets to donate his life in order for the kid to learn a lesson.

Oh, that's great. And then you might traumatize the kids, but they can deal with that. 100%. And they don't have the light on anymore. And the light's never on again. Whoa. New YouTube series by Mark,

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