Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Englands Winning The World Cup & Surviving Temu Ayahuasca

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

Yeerrrr we're back once again and we're talking: - France getting KOed by Spain - Lamine Yamal running the numbers up - Messi being the best autist - Alexx's Ayahuasca experience - Jay-Z's Yankee Stadium Shows - Is it over for Conor McGregor? - Turkiye is a g4y factory - That poor man getting got by the Buffalo and much, much more - you're welcome Timestamps: 0:00 France KOed + Yamal’s record & Big H 3:37 Do Euros getting AIDS? 4:49 Lamine’s little bro 5:33 Lamine’s girls + Spain’s immigration 9:10 Rep where you were fed 14:48 AI video, Stuffed raccoon + Messi with autism 20:51 Messi & Ronaldinho + Recency bias 24:01 Basketball analogy + We need Zlatan 29:23 It’s coming home 31:34 Fra v Mor + Falklands Rerun 37:09 Alexx’s Ayahuasca experience 56:31 Figuring it out? DMT experiences 1:01:52 Jay-Z 3rd show delay + Everyone was there 1:12:47 McGregor’s fight was tragic 1:21:10 McGregor’s response after + Is it over? 1:26:48 Mitch doing GREAT + Lindsey Graham droned?? 1:31:52 Old people are LIT + Term limits 1:37:20 LeBron’s next team + We don’t want him 1:42:05 Turkiye’s g4y + The least gay 1:52:36 Louis aren’t gay + Persian Princess = diabolical 1:57:21 Alexx is a PHONEY 1:59:32 Buffalo picnic + Running of the bulls 2:02:12 Trying to jump the fence This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody. Welcome to Flagery. Quick reminder, the Knicks of the Champions of the World. France just got knocked the fuck out of the cup, Mark. Just got knocked out. Literally minutes ago, just got knocked out. Okay? It's a good game.

Alex is fresh off of doing Timuwaska is what Neil Brennan called it. He got a group on for ayahuasca and went to some ladies Airbnb in New Jersey and did it. And he has lived to see another day. So we will get back to that in a second. But first of all, France, because part of the ayahuasca journey is about maybe connecting to lost and past lives and all these kind of things. You have just experienced a great loss, right? As France has just been rightfully knocked the fuck up out of the World Cup. You don't say it like that.

They lost. It was a tough game. They lost. To a good team. I didn't see much of it. Yeah, it's for the best. I didn't see much of it. Not their best showing.

You could say that. You guys watched the whole game. You did. And what do you think? Do you think the difference was? They didn't show up. They didn't show up. It just had a bad game.

But Argentina doesn't show up and they have help from. Yeah, because they have Infantino. They have maybe Israel. Who's the best player on Argentina? A lot of people behind Argentina. Is it Begian Yahoo or Infantino? It's difficult to say. Twitter, if you go by Twitter, it's all the above.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have them. They have Hitler, I think. Hitler was helpful? Yeah, he was in Argentina for a while. So he's still over there? Yeah, he was helping them out. Do you think Gerbells invented the HGF?

that they put messy on It was a fucking Mangalais science experiment That's what it was Nangelae, not Gurbels Yeah, yeah, yeah, type shit, type shit Yeah, that's what it was But now the boys that didn't show up It wasn't great

It wasn't great Elisa wasn't there Laminia Mall was just cutting up Dina on the outside It just was not Lemina mall dude Yeah Yeah, kind of beast

I mean he was making girls Catch fucking charges Whoa, whoa whoa He was like 16 or 17 Wasn't he cracking shorties that were like 27 years old. He was under 18 smashing like celebrity chicks in Spain.

As he should. They were, he was making them catch chargers. Oh, I thought he, oh, I thought you was putting that on. Stay with me, my boy. I didn't put that on my man. Stay with me. I said he was making them. Like his ability to play the game of soccer, football.

Football. Yes. Made women not care about statutory loss. Yeah. It seems that way. Yeah. When I was out there, they said he had the hurt. He had the, Jesus.

The herb because he was fucking so much. Why would you put that on him, bro? His people said that. Can I just say one thing? His people said one thing. This is what Spaniards always do. And they don't hear to look at it. Can we just say one thing?

Please. That's a legendary hater. Oh, yeah, yeah. That right there is a legendary. Even in victory. Even in victory. Hypothetical herpes on an 18-year-old? Son, his people did that.

He's not stealing pussy from you. Yo, but they were saying it like they were proud of. Yo, son, just tell me how your girl watches the game. Just tell me how your girl. She doesn't get a rumor for him, but love it too much. A little bit too much. He's bumpy. We need to see her jersey. Her jersey might have the name on it. That's like, God, damn. Oh, can she

wear a Jamal jersey? Yeah, yeah. She's a pedophile. You know, but Al, do you want to take that back that allegation? I don't think he does. I'm just saying what I heard when I was in Barcelona. And why would somebody within the home country say such a horrific rumor about a young man like that? Maybe he's taking it down like that.

Yeah. Maybe he's taking down to French. That's That's what you probably got it from them. You think so? I don't think French people get STDs. Yeah, I don't know about that. I think it started there. Can I ask you a fucking the most? Can I ask you an honest question?

Do Europeans get AIDS? That's a good point because people accuse Europeans being gay all the time. And then I don't know if the epidemic hit them like that, you know? If I'm being honest, I don't think they was getting after it. I don't think they were just gay. Were they getting it after it? I think they were just gay. but acted like straights.

So they would have maybe casual sex, but not too crazy. Whereas in America, everyone was acting straight. But really? They freaked. They were paid. They were free. No, no, no. They were, they were, how do I say it?

They were, they were, some of them earned it. Nobody earned it. But you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Let me see, let me see the statistics here. My boy, all right, so Emma's best friend is gay. He told me, he told me they got a new, They got a thing called Doxy, where you take that after you have sex and it cleans everything

out of your system no matter what STD you get, accept AIDS. And then they got a thing called prep that you take all the time and that stops you from getting AIDS. So front or back door, STDs, they figured out. That's kind of smart. Wait, wait, the prep, they take it even if they don't have AIDS. I thought they take that once they got the AIDS. No, no.

You take it to stop you from ever getting it. It's a goalie. Get the fuck. Yeah. Bro, they figured it out. It's like a statin? Yes. But one day it does make me happy about Laminia Mall winning and seen his little brother.

His brother, right? His brother's good truth. How would later, are they? I actually was thinking that. I don't know the answer. Is that a crazy thing to say? Like, is it same parents or different? I would imagine different parents.

I mean, different dad. Yeah. I don't know the exact science. I'm going to look into this real quick. I think a different dad. I think that's his dad holding him. I don't think that means that. I mean, he's so cute.

He is hell. But they are so cute together. like oh they're like homies yeah he's he's at everything it's so fun damn that's all he wants it's really crazy that you would put out that aligacione on him like that with no evidence to back it up son europe that's not a bad thing herpes right hold on then like hold on hold on what you're saying what you mean like that culture like it's like come on they're not really worried about herpes of those types of s tis

yeah it's like siesta herpes yeah yeah it's like siesta herpes yeah I mean, I think if your dig looks like the semolina bread, then it's a problem. That's my personal opinion. If you go to an Italian restaurant and they just immediately bring you some olive oil and lamine your mall's dick, that's, I don't know what I was. It's a little bit. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. This is his half-brother for the record.

It's his half-brother. They have the same mom. They have the same mother. Joe. How, why did you make it spotted, bro? It would be spotted, right? No, no, no, no. We got to take that off of him.

I mean, to wipe that clear of him. Yeah. Al-a-old Tjones is crazy. He's a 19. And he's a devout Muslim. Word? Yeah. 100%. I don't know.

No, he is. He's one of, like, the new age was. No, I don't think he doesn't, he doesn't drink water during Ramadan. He's a real one. I'm pretty sure. Unless you know something, I don't know. I know he's not married. I know he's dicking now bitches over there

How do you know that though? Oh, I know. Like, it's everybody knows. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Mark doesn't seem like he wants to confirm it. I have no information other than I've seen him be a good, a good, I know, right? I know, right? Besides that, let me and you all get some pussy and stuff. That's the one. That's a little bit too far. Well, I did see a video maybe of him with a girl.

And I was like, wait a second. Maybe there's something going on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe this is AI. We've been AI before in this problem. I don't think we were AI, man. You see? This is him with his sweet, devout Muslim girlfriend.

Uh-huh. And they're just hanging out and having a great time and joining themselves. Uh-huh. That's the boy. That was the little hello on the cheek. They do that out there. Yeah, this just seems like a good, regular old relationship, you know? Is there a version where his impact on this team makes

Spain changed their stance on immigration? Maybe. Wait, what do you mean? They're the most inviting. Well, but I think people in Spain are frustrated by it. The same thing you're hearing all over Europe. They might need to change the city names

a little bit. Like Granada, you can't do it? Wait, what is that? Granada. But what's it named after? I don't know, I imagine some other. All the cities in southern Spain are super Muslim. The one that I'm talking about that's crazy is Matamoros. Kill the Moors.

Kill the Muslims. Wow. It's just the name of a town. Is that really a place? I'm almost possible. I got to double check. We got to check the immigration population there to see it. But you know there, like, they made some new law where all the illegals there, there's a path for citizenship.

Yeah, I think it was much the chagrin of the Spanish. I mean, the government is doing it. I know. I know. I think it's one of those things where it's like there is a left-wing progressive government, but there are also people there who maybe are frustrated by it. Same thing that's existing. around the world. It's like economic insecurity, people going,

why are we giving all this money to these people who are coming here when the people here are suffering? Yeah, so the people might be against it, but the fact that they're even doing that, no other country right now is doing that. We're trying to kick everybody out. How many you got to let in to get a laminia mall? You know what I mean? Like, I don't think we do the numbers on that enough. You know, like how many we got to let in?

Is it like 10,000, 100,000? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, and also the Spanish had great players. from Spain so they don't really need to let anybody in. Yeah, but it helps, you know. It helps. It doesn't hurt you. All the best from all over the world, you're going to have a team like that.

They just bust their ass. Yeah, but they also got a team from all the other places. Those players are born in France. Those are Frenchmen. That's why they suck. Those are diehard Frenchmen, dude. That's why they suck. All of them were born in France.

Everybody on the French team was born in France? I think there's two or three guys that weren't. Was you who told me the Morocco team, a lot of them were born in France? Yeah, almost all of them. I think Morocco feel the first team where none of them were born in the country. That's crazy. That's really. Like there are 11 players

were all born outside of Morocco. I don't think you've got to be born, but I think if you've heard my take on this. You have to be fed. You have to be fed. You have to be fed. Whoever feeds you, that's where you're from. How long?

I would say, after titty milk. I would say once you get off the titty, that's whatever country you're in, that's where you're from. That's when you can represent in a physical activity. But I think you can go down, though.

If you don't make the main team, I think you can fall back. Nope. Come on. How far back can I go? Can I go back to Africa? Like if I trace my roots, if I get 23 and mean myself back to wherever in Africa.

Might be more than 23. I'm going to be. But like to wherever we evolved from in Africa, right? Yeah, yeah. Can I go play for that team? Like, how far back can we go? Grandparents. Yeah, grandparents.

So there's a limit. Yeah, there's a limit. Grandparents. But then you can fall back if you don't. make the main one. Like let's say you were born and raised in France and then you can't make the French team. You're like, alright, fine, I'll go play for Algeria. But isn't that an example that, like, you

failed your parents? Like, your grandparents, or your parents or grandparents move to another country to give you a better life. And you're like, I'm going back. For a little. That's the thing. They're not even going back. They're playing the tournament in America. Now, you've got to live there. You've got to experience no AC.

You've got to experience no fucking ice in the soda. Like, you have to live a little bit like you're from that country. Yeah, for like a month maybe. Yeah, and I think the American players should have to do that too. The players on Morocco, they don't live there? No, come on. Really? Really? They're elite players that are probably playing for most teams of Europe, right?

Yeah, yeah. So, like, they're going to play at the team that they play for. Yeah, but I thought to play for you, the country, you either have to live there for five years or your parents or grandparents have to be from there. I thought that was a rule. They have, like, some type of citizenship that they can get. Yeah, but you can just get citizenship without

living there. If you're nice, son, you saw a Saudi Arabia made it okay to live with a woman you're not married to for Christiana Rinalda. They changed the rules of Islam. You have to be engaged. Yeah. And you're like, final give her a ring, whatever. He still calls her his girlfriend.

That's just adorable. Like in interviews, he's like, yeah, my girlfriend. It's like, y'all got seven kids. What the fuck are we talking about my girlfriend? He refuses to lock it down. Wow. Isn't there like, just get a pre-nup or something and then lock it down? Why not?

I don't even know if he's worried about that, you think? I don't think he got to worry about anything. because she's Christian Ronald. He exists on another. Or do you know how like women are incredibly good at just getting like used to whatever their life is? Like do you think going through her head is, all right, my husband's Christian, I don't know though. Let me not fucking ruin this shit. This is awesome.

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Peace. But yeah, we should make a correction here. Matamoros, not a city in Spain, city in Mexico. But named after a Spanish, like legendary guy. And also, we need to correct the AI thing that we said last week that wasn't true. I don't think, dude. I think this is real. I can't believe y'all didn't know that was AI.

I knew. We got AI. In the honor of being a proud journalist and being committed to the truth, we played this Erling Holland video. Yeah. And it was AI. I didn't even know what I was. One of the things people pointed out was that like the patches are all a little bit weird. And then people pointed out that this is the original one.

This guy right here. Apparently, I think. I don't even really know. Which is a fifth. way funny your video. Is this AI or real? That's clearly AI. I think this one might be the real one.

Yo, can I just... This I think is the real one that they made. Can I just ask you a question? This is a genuine question. This is not me to be insulting or nothing. Is he... Is he a cousin? Makes me laugh like that.

Oh. I think this Mongolian. Yeah. I mean, same to same, I think. They used to use that term. Yeah. But does he have, is he syndromatic of anything? I think so.

He might have something cooking up. Okay. He might have something going on. He got a mark for it. I don't think he... But he's nice with those chopsticks, though, so maybe not. I don't think he is, but I think that he looks it. No, nah.

They can use forks. Do you know how to tell me you think this guy? Oh, no. Come on. Come on out. You got a hardworking man. What you should mean? You gotta stop that.

You gotta stop that out. Yeah. But early Holland might have won the World Cup on his own. Did you see the celebration that had in Norway? No, they went crazy. They've been going absolutely wild. He's won hearts and minds. He came off the plane with this joint right here, representing proud American culture.

What was it? A. A. No, it was a raccoon. Drinking a beer. There's no way. Got some tequila. Is this AI?

Did we get AI again? No, no. This one is real. You really did I thought he bought a raccoon I thought he was like You gotta see these animals They're incredible

He'll sift her your garbage I think this one is like He posted on Snapchat Like he got a bunch of taxidermy things From like some guys Like bar or something And it was like dude America's fire

And brought it home But they've been having like massive celebrations What's the real pick Which is the real one? What? No this is real To my understanding He's the one that posts this

And he was like Follow me home And he posted on Snapchat But you know They've been a... So you think Erling Holland won the World Cup in terms of like

every World Cup there's a player that becomes a superstar that everybody falls in love with Mbapé was what two worlds or last one 2018?

That was when he scored the hat trick in the final game that was the last one 2022 against Argentina but they lost that game but he got a hat trick and then 2018 he's the young rookie

that wins and he goes in that crazy run wins a World Cup at like 19 or whatever got it and then okay so this year we think it's Erling Holland

Yeah, and then even beyond that, just like he's so beloved. The personality is really fun. Yeah. It's almost unfair. And the skill set is there. You can back it up. What did you say? And the skill set is there.

It is almost unfair when like, like for example, like Messi might not have the personality side of it, though there are videos to get brilliant. This went killed. He got a little bit of that manga loydenism. Have you seen the compilations of Messi being awkward? No, no. Oh, it's funny use that A word. Use the one with the one where he's getting interviewed by the guy and the guy.

This is, everybody's like, yo, this is messy, has autism. But if you, to me, this is the most normal I've ever seen him is in this video. He has a bunch of these kinds of moments where he just does stuff and it's like just a little. A little lofty. A little lofty. I think he's been working on it too, though. Like now it's like he's having normal. reactions and he's like

crying and trying to cheer with his teammates and stuff like that before he used to just like walk around just like yeah we just scored yeah yeah a little bit of that oh yeah this one I hear okay go so this interviewer's talking to him and he's saying that it's his dream

to have interviewed Leo Messi and he begins to cry but he stays in it he stays in it that's actually too edited the real one I watch the real one And that motherfucker sits in it.

At first, Messi laughs and it leans back and the guy still is crying and saying how emotional was and then he's like, oh, it's not a bit. He has to lie back into the interview.

Oh, these guys. Maybe that's what makes me great, though. I forget if this is me making it up or someone said this, but they were like, yeah, I feel awkward in life

and then when I'm on the field, I feel calm and, like, connected to people. And it's like... Most awkward moments are different. And it's like the way that he connects with human beings.

Because he might be a little teesmo. It's like me with tennis. You're like messy. Yeah, you're just like messy. Now, I will say this. I'm getting a lot of, oh boy, here we go. And then, of course, people just... Come on a sec.

Posing for pictures is hard, bro. Oh, wow. I'm just watching the guy drummer. Just shaking his head. All right, nice. All right, cool. Shultz and the Hampton's that one. Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, someone is compiling all your most awkward moments. No one looks great. Oh, got it. But messy in particular. It's just a little rough. What are, okay. I'm getting a lot of videos on the air. Now that I've watched, like, a few soccer videos, so they're sending me, like, a lot of soccer stuff.

Yeah. Same. Are you getting the messy Ronaldinho compilations at all? Of them playing together. Yeah, like their friendship and how much they love one another or whatever. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. It's just a joy.

I lived in Barcelona during Ronaldo's, like, heyday. Ronaldino's heyday. Okay. And he was just such a beloved, like, creative character on the pitch. And, like, I don't know, it was really cool seeing. Like, I don't know. Again, they can make you think anything because you're just grabbing little moments from, like, years of playing. Yeah, I've been seeing, like, Ronaldo versus Messi, like, who's a better person?

Yeah, it'll be like, Ronaldo, like, petting a kid's head and they're like, he's the best. and they'll be messy like ignoring a handshake and they're like he sucks. Yeah. And it's like just whatever side you're on. Yeah. They just find clips. It's so funny.

But I will say recency bias is definitely a play here, but with the amount of messy videos and the success of what do they call it, A. Argentina, it looks as if, and I'm a complete expert in soccer, so you'd take this with a grain of salt. But it looks as if the conversation on Messi or Ronaldo

is definitely shit. shifting in the direction of Messi. Even from the other greats talking about it, like even other soccer players. You're seeing all these clips that are gone, yeah, it's messy, it's messy. I think this was Ronaldo's chance to even it up. So you're saying Messi was ahead.

Yeah. And then if Ronaldo had an absolutely exceptional World Cup, they win it all. But Messi, it's like, it's, like, I don't even know what the NBA equivalent would be for Messi. It's like you can... It's Jaylon Brunson. If Jalen Brunson was 20 years, the greatest player.

Right. If Jaylen Bruns, it goes on a run for the next 20. It's like the longevity of LeBron. You can score like Jordan. You have like handles like Kyrie. Yeah. And you do it for 20. Like, yeah, that's the only thing that compares.

Yeah. Like, I don't even know what would be close in basketball. But it's interesting. What's that? Good job. Thank you. I read that on Instagram comment. But it's similar to Jalen, I think, and I'm not just saying this.

They actually do play kind of similarly. They're undersized. Yeah. They, for whatever reason, get wherever they want to go. In tight spaces. in very tight spaces, and they're not that fast. Like, I don't know if any of us would look at Messing, like, he's got Mbapé's speed.

But he's quick. He'll, he's quick. He gets to his spots wherever he wants to get to. And I think people used to compare it to Steph, but Steph game is so different because there's all these, like, long shots. Yeah. Whereas, like, Messi's getting to the cup if he wants to get to the cup, but there's nothing you can fucking do about it. Yeah.

So I think they both have similarly confusing games, because when you just see them, you go, there's no reason you should be so effective. and then you watch them play and you're like, you're the most effective person. Yeah. Yeah. This is an all-time great, messy, awkward moment.

He's walking into like the training camp or whatever. Those little kids are so excited. He goes, oh, and, oh, okay. I love it. I love it. Also, I saw this on Twitter. I actually thought this would be helpful for the American folks. This is World Cup semis in NBA terms.

And I was like, oh, okay. So England, loud fan base might finally be their year. those are the Knicks. Spain, elite defense led by a young superstar. That's the Spurs. Argentina, can the goat carry them one more time at the Golden State? And then France, dominant roster, top to bottom, probably the best team on paper, OKC.

Very interesting. Very interesting. Any counter examples here? Any counterpoints? No, I think the England Knicks thing. I just hate the Spurs, Spain thing. being a spurs fan, but it's accurate. It's low-key-acier. The only

thing I would say is that the Spanish game like the spurs are known for like boring fundamentals. And Spain is known for the tiki-tucky what... Yeah, like to me I think it's almost like a more progressive style of soccer, right?

And like, I wouldn't say flash but like there's an exuberance to the game. Spain. It's not like a boring, slow plotting style, which is what... It's kind of... boring in my opinion watching Spain. Why is it just control possession?

Because it's like so systematized. Like they play as such a unit that like they're pretty patient, they build up, they score goals that are like pretty technical but not like a wow factor. You know? So it's kind of just like, all right, and they scored. That's how it feels watching Spain for me. I mean, it's effective

they win, but it's just like whereas like the old Spain I think was more exciting. That's the tiki-taka. Yeah and they're still kind of doing that, but it's just a lot more like systematic and maybe less creative but more effective. Argentina being the Warriors, do you have any objection to that?

I don't know enough about Argentina. They both have old teams. Yeah, legacy with the goat kind of. And like they have won chips in the past and are they going to be able to do it again? I think it's actually pretty solid. Also, I did hear another NBA comparison with soccer. That was interesting.

Hit me. Someone compared Zlatan. And I don't know enough about basketball to know if this is accurate. He's LeBron. I heard. Wait, wait, wait, give me another guess. The LeBron story.

Give me another guess. Give me another guess. Okay, go ahead. Is he a current player? No. How long has he been out? To be honest with you, I don't know. Did he play during your lifetime?

No. I don't think so. No. Magic Johnson. People have compared to Magic, but that was not the highest voted one on Reddit. It was this guy. Dominique Wilkins. No, that's hate.

They hate him, bro. That's what they said. I don't know enough about basketball, but the comments were like, oh, that's actually pretty solid. That's Europeans and don't know anything about basketball. See, I don't know enough about Zaltin or whatever. Oh, there's a lot of time. Zaltern.

No, that's hate. He never won, like, the big trophies had, like, crazy highlights. Like, highlights where you're like, oh, this is the most insane thing. He never won a championship? He never won, like, a Liga. There's a lot of trophies, so, like, he won, like, some of the local trophies, but never, like, the big ones. Okay.

And so this is what the So that's the knock on him He never won the big ones But is he a flashy player Who is awesome? Yeah, like the most flashing Like has some of the craziest goals You've ever seen in your life

Like if you look at his highlight reel You're like this must be the greatest player Of all time But it's different types of flash It's not like This is how the comment Characterize it and what people liked Amazing highlight reel came close to the MVP

A few times but never won it One national titles But never got close to the two big ones Which is World Cup and Champions League Career numbers are very good but maybe not an all-timer. Ooh, they're saying he's not an all-timer. But, like, for me, he's lots of them, like, his aura, his mystique is greater.

Because he played for Sweden, and, like, Sweden was never really, like, a big challenge. So he didn't have a chance to actually compete at the World Cup high. But if you look at his highlights, you're like, oh, this is the greatest guy ever. Does Kyrie have a chip? Yeah, with LeBron. Oh, okay. Outside of that, no. There's another little fun little NBA crossover.

Yeah. You know, kind of interesting. So what about his time in Barcelona? I saw somewhere where he was like, I was miserable there. Oh, maybe. I don't know. But like, do you know anything

about his time in Barcelona? No, I can't speak about. Because somebody was talking to him about happiness or something like that. He was being interviewed. And he was like, are you happy? He was happiness is moments. It's like sometimes you're happy,

sometimes you're not. Happiness is moments. My dream my whole life was a play for Barcelona. I went there and there was my nightmare. So happiness is moments. He's a sophisticated fucking thinker. He's like a monk. Yeah.

like, yeah, like, I would really love to talk to him. Right? Yeah. Zlatan, you got to come on the pod, man. Like, I'm very interested in his, like, competitive mindset, but also just, like, life mindset. Yeah. It seems like he's really grinded his gears on everything that he's done. You know, it doesn't seem like his decisions are frivolous.

Yeah. And I'm curious about that. Yeah. Yeah. He seems like, he seems like a fucking, like a karate master. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Or he just knows the right things to say. He kind of speaks in like riddles sometimes. I think he treats it like martial arts. Yeah. His approach to it seems more martial arts base. Also, happiness is moments. Like what athlete you know would have a bar like that? You know what I mean? Yeah. All right. So who do you have in the final? Tomorrow, Argentina versus England? Falklands revisited. I think it's coming home, man. I think it's coming home. I hate to say my Scottish family's going to be furious with me. Now I'm with you.

I'm fully with you. I think it's coming home, man. I want England. I really do. I want England. I want England badly. I want England to beat Argentina. I want England to beat Spain.

I think it's coming home, man. And that's the true Knicks fan comparison right here, right? It might finally be their year. I think it's coming home, man. So, according to Calchie for the game tomorrow, aka today, England advances 53% over Argentina. England's actually the favorite off. What? We're kind of crazy.

Why is that? I don't know. I mean, England's been playing well. They got like maybe more star power. I don't know. Yeah, but Argentina got Bebe. Yeah, but Argentine has squeaking by all their games.

They beat like a one man down, Switzerland, squeaked by Cape Veritas, squeaked by Egypt. So it's like they haven't been playing out of their minds. They've just been like barely getting by all these games. Interesting. Okay. Whereas England's been looking pretty good.

And then going into the final, they put Spain at a favorite, at 58%. Well, I think England's going to do it, man. I think it's going to be a historic year for underdogs. I think Nick's win, I think England wins. I think the English fans would appreciate him more. There'll be no fucking rowing in New York. There'll be no fucking rowing in New York.

There'll be no fucking rowing. There'll be no fucking rowing. There'll be no fucking rowing in New York. That's awesome. So we might have to go to the final if they're in it, but we got to get that little cheat sheet with the chance before. Is there like a WhatsApp we can get on? Oh, yeah.

I've always wondered that. Like, how do they know where to sit? Oh, how do they know, like, hey, guys, we're all going to be on this goal? No, when you're buying tickets. Don't they do like this? Yeah. Damn, I'm dumb. You're going to the game tomorrow.

You already went to the France Baranco joint. I was wondering, I was like, why are they all over there? How was that? Before we get into Team Oasker, can you tell me about how? Going to the games is just the coolest thing ever. Al feels no different, by the way. Yeah, right? That's $200 worth of difference.

I do. Go. But just walking into the stadium and seeing the field, it's just like, holy, you feel like you're in Harry Potter. She feels like quidditch. You're like, oh, damn. Different than watching a NFL football game? I've never been to an NFL game. Got it.

So I can't say. But I imagine similar. It's just like this massive, perfect, green lush field. All the fans are just like awesome. And there was actually a ton of Morocco fans. Didn't expect how many there would be in Boston. They all came down from Montreal. That makes sense.

Yeah. And do they, is, is it charged up outside coming in? Like, when do you start feeling the energy? I mean, getting in was an insane fiasca. Why? I mean, just like the traffic, the stadium, the way it was coming. I don't think they use the normal protocols that they used for Pats games because it was just crazy. Like, trying to get in there was a nightmare.

Can't be worse than day three of the Jay-Z concert. Oh, did you also go to that? Maybe. So T-Mu-Wasca, right to Jay-Z day three. So it really tested your patience. So we're going to talk about that. But then we got the greatest hookup ever. Dove got on the line with Lieutenant Mock.

And Lieutenant Mock was like just a legendary dude from Boston. born and raised. And he's just a police captain that helped us park illegally on the median. Okay. And then every word that he used was just a different Bostonism. So he's like, yes, Lieutenant Mock. Am I talking to Mock? And I was like, yes, Mock.

He was like, you're going to park your car? You got to. It seemed like he was doing it on purpose. He was like, you got to go park your car up on the median, right in front of the Chick-fil-A, pocket you car. And I was like, we're all laughing in traffic, trying to hold it in while he's on speakerphone, being like, are you alone? And I was like, no, I'm with everyone. He's like, okay, all right.

And you could like, I'm sure he could hear us laughing. And then we like pulled up and dapped us up and you missing the game. Dove goes, he goes, how far are you? How far are you away? And Mark goes, I don't know, 100 meters. And he goes, meters. What the fuck? I love it.

Literally. He goes, what, were you European? Am I talking about European guy? So funny. But yeah, it was amazing. Going to the game, it was nice going with Dove. Yeah. You know, it was nice going with Dove.

It is sad because it wasn't like the, the greatest showing. So it was kind of like a one side of game. But we had a wonderful time. Yeah, it was truly amazing. All the games have been awesome. Tomorrow I'm a little worried about because it's going to be tense. Because of the historical implications?

Yeah. More tense than the French Morocco game? Yeah, I don't know if there's animosity like that. Really? I don't know if it's the same way. Because France and Morocco, I think also any type of colonized country, and I'm going to speak out of turn here a little bit. But I think there's a little bit of symbiosis because there's a lot of cultural

tradeover. Right. So it's like, you're upset about the treatment, you love the coffee. But yeah, exactly. And so, like, the French gets some coffee. There's a Moroccan guy that lives down the street from you. Morocco, they speak a lot of French. There's like something that's connected.

Whereas Argentina, England, there was just a bloody war where a thousand people died and they hate each other. Yeah, over some islands that neither them really give a fuck about it. Exactly. And so it's like, that's just a blood feud. There's a quote that I heard from... How did England lose that one? Well, I think they got it back, right? I don't even know really who controls the Falcons right now.

Oh, I thought they lost that. Miles, do you know who controls the Falklands? The Falkland Islands are a self-governed British overseas territory. So, yeah, I think under a 2009 constitution, the islands have full internal self-government. The UK is responsible for foreign affairs. So, yeah, the UK one got it back, and the Argentines are not happy about it. And what's on these islands? Is it just having access in the region?

I'm assuming. So they just put a base over there or some shit? Something like that. Got it. But like, Margaret Thatcher was like, yeah, we need that. That was recent, too. That she was in the 80s. Margaret Thatcher, man, she did not get about a fuck.

Yeah, she was like, it's so funny. There's an interview of her being like, these islands are ours. And it's like, they're 10,000 miles away. You're not even close. She was like, it's obviously English. It is. But why?

And she's like, look at it. I mean, did she, like, create apartheid in South Africa? Probably. Look, I support Liverpool, so I hate Margaret. Thatcher and I'm whatever they want to say against Mark. What is their chance? Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. Die, die, die, die.

Yeah, she's in a box. She's in a box. There's something about that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they hate Margaret Thatcher. So I'm like, all right. They're up to something. I think they're on.

And also, they hate one of the newspapers. Is it the sun? Oh, yeah. Right? Did they... I don't remember which one. But I think it was because they reported on the Hillsborough massacre or something like that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there was like a death at the stadiums that people got trampled or something like that. brutal. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. Maradonna had a quote back in the day. Which was? Playing against England. And the quote is like basically saying like, we have to kill these people.

I'm assuming it's real. It's possible that it might not be. But I saw it on Twitter and it was like these people killed our brothers. They killed our cousins and we're going to kill them. I was like, bam. All right. So we're going to see. Tomorrow is going to be a lot.

Do you really think England is a fly? I'm fuck about Argentina anymore. I mean, I don't think so. I don't even think you're thinking about it, bro. They don't got money in the ATM machines. I think maybe there was a point in time where there was some historical significance. But any time there's a World Cup game

and you got some hooligans, some proper geysers down there. They're going to bring it up. Yeah, dude, the veneers are going to be in full display and they're going to be going at it, dude. Once you got the veneers out, Ibifah. Yeah. Ibitha.

They took a break from a Bifa this weekend to go down and fight some guys in Atlanta. It's going to be awesome. But, yeah, the world comes just the best. Now, who are you going with? I'm going with my buddy, Jaime, and another one of our friends that lives down there. Oh, man. So it's going to be a nice little vibe.

All right, Alex, tell us about Timuasca. So just to put this in perspective for anybody who did not watch last week's episode, Alex planned on doing ayahuasca and he was paying $200 for the session. We immediately called Neil Brennan, who has done tens of sessions. And he was like, that seems eerily low, concerningly low. It should be five times the price of that. I would be very concerned. That's what he said to you going into this,

and you still decided to go. Yeah. Okay. Because, you know, he's just one of these gringoes that gets tricked. What the fuck? Sorry, this is a different video. I want to bring up later. It's a very funny video, but I'll bring up later.

Sorry. But he's one of these, you know, Hollywood guys that just gets tricked into anything and overpriced. But you know what it felt like? going to the authentic Mexican spot that Mexican people are eating there. Because 90% of the people there are only Spokespanish. And so you're saying.

All from South America. Like, ICE would have had a field day. Put it like that. Really? Yeah. So I felt like once I was there, I was like, oh, I'm doing the real shit. Yeah.

So take us through the experience. What happened? Okay. Oh, my God. Where did I start so much. So you guys put that in my head, and I was worried about that. This guy.

What? Oh my gosh. Where do I even stop? Yeah, so much. I had to, I had the, I took the line. I took the line, okay? I went to a hobo. Well, I'm thinking about the whole weekend.

Did you drive there or Airbnb? I drove. What did you wear? Just some sweats and a tea. You didn't Alex Mediate? No, I wanted to be comfortable. I wanted to be comfortable. Did you have a burlap suit?

Yeah. Actually, I did kind of because I did all black and then my next day outfit was all white. It's like, I'm born again type of shit so I did there was some intention with the with the before it even happened you're like I'm gonna be so born again I'm not even gonna talk about the connotations Alex has with the colors white and black

but like you basically voiced it all to yourself stop it so you say if you did I was like you get the black out of you you don't even support the black team France he supported the colonizers white Spanish you did there was two black players and Spanish team he's like Miko

yes Go! Okay, okay. So you go, you're in your black outfit. You go. Okay. Let's... All right. So I go from Thursday filming Charlene Academics, then following day, Jay-Z, day one. And then straight from the concert, I go home, pick up my stuff, drive to Jersey. It was like at some mansion. It was one of the guys who was partaking. He's a doctor. So he offered to... He offers his place. Yeah. It was a huge house. The fact of there was comforting. Yes.

What kind of doctor? I did not. Carapractor. Didn't ax. But I was curious. I talked to him. I was like, you,

how do you do this? And like, I know you believe in Western medicine. He's like, now Western medicine, of course I believe in it. But it's just like, it's so small.

It's just scratched the surface. Like, this is this. Like, and I'm like, okay. I feel good about that. So yes, I have in my head the conversation that we had here.

And I'm like wondering. I'm like, fuck I hope I didn't get got. I'm just like, So we start the whole situation I'm starting to feel like You drank the drink I drink to drink

You all sit around in a circle We're all sitting around yes Music playing Yeah they're like playing Doing the drums and that kind of stuff You're starting to feel some vibes Is there any talking that's happening And what language is it in?

While the first thing we're doing is like some powder I don't know the names of all this stuff Like rapé and then some other stuff So Whatever that's cool but you do have to take something to get your stomach. They gave you that. You don't have another guess just for the joke?

I mean, it's got to be another guess that's not rapping. It is called. That's what it's called. Okay, so you take the rap. Yes. And they wrap. You take the rap because it helps, sorry, it helps the DMT not get broken down into your stomach after you take the ayahuasca. And so, but while that's happened, it takes a while for a time.

to get in your system. So we're all just talking like, you know, intentions or why you're here or just any comments or whatever. And so, like, everybody's going around. And then the doctor is translating everything for me because everybody's speaking in Spanish. Is anybody sharing some wild-ass shit that you're like, yo? I would say super wild. Like, there was one girl who, like, recently got married and she was, like, conflicted with having

to change her last name or her parents are, like, pressuring her that, like, oh, you're giving up the family. She did ayahuasca to decide whether she should change her last night. No, no, no, no. That was just something that was on her mind. She was the person with the least problem. But she's right. Imagine being the next person who was like, yeah, I was brutally wrong. A lot.

So I don't even know if you're comfortable doing this powder. Okay. So, yeah, we're all going around. We're doing that. And then we finally drink the ayahuasca. Is it hot? Is it cold? No, it's cold.

And actually, it's like, a little sweet, but it's kind of bitter. is at the same time. They probably put something to make it a little bit sweeter. What color is it? It's like a dark, dark brown. Okay. Yeah.

Just take that and then they're playing music. Everybody just starts to lay down because it usually takes anywhere from like 30 minutes or an hour for it to, you know, feel the effects. And so at this point, like time is starting to get a little blurry. I don't know exactly how much time passed by.

So I'm laying down and then I start to feel like my body getting lighter. And it's like, it reminded me when I did the past life regression, when it felt like my spirit was kind of like lifting out of my body. And then I'm feeling it elevate. And then all of a sudden I'm hearing noises. And then I lose concentration and it like dropped back down into me.

And so then that happened like three or four times. And I'm going to tell you the noises I was hearing. I didn't find that until after the fact what it was. But I'll keep going. So it happens. And then I'm like, fuck, I need to concentrate harder. Like I'm fucking it up. And then it stopped happening.

And it stopped happening for like, 10 minutes and I'm like these motherfuckers got so now it's like mind you they take everybody's phones take your car keys because they don't want anybody like bugging out and shit and so now I'm like holy shit I'm surrounded by a bunch of people laying down I don't want to interrupt this whole thing I'm going to have to lay here for five hours wide awake sober as fuck with no phone this is going to be horrible next thought I have I'm being woken up and told I need to hurry up and run upstairs. So everybody's in this commotion grabbing their stuff for running upstairs.

Let me just get to that part because I find this out when I'm about to leave, why we all had to run upstairs. So basically there was a kid there that was doing it, 17, and they actually give this to kids. I didn't realize this. But like in Central and South America, like they give this like babies. They'll put it on their pacifier and get them used to ayahuasca, even at a young age. This kid, 17, I think, like, he maybe has, like, behavioral issues or whatever the case is. So he's seeing one other ladies, like, vomit, and then it gets him sick, and then he gets upset, and he tries to leave.

He's like, fuck this shit, I'm leaving. And so they're trying to, like, you know, keep him here, calm him down, but he's just like, whatever. He gets access to his phone, calls 911. there's no way there's no way so when they found out that he called 911 now you got a bunch of people

laying on the ground high on ayahuasca which is illegal and there's illegal oh no no no inside and outside illegal

bro but mind you I am so out of it I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I'm just like but you don't think you're out of it. No, it's like at this point do you know like oh, you feel high? When I woke up that point I was like

oh shit, this is the real shit. It was a much stronger feeling than that initial situation and I'm like, I'm in it. But visually you can still see where you are. Yeah. So when you open your eyes, the world is regular. It's not like mushrooms where you're hallucinating or anything like that. You close your eyes, a fucking movie

is going on. Like what? Like, I'm seeing geometric shapes. I'm seeing, like, the best way I can describe it, I don't know, you probably didn't see this movie. Dr. Strange, multiverse of madness where there's a scene where he's going through all these different, like, different universes. And it's like, first it's water, first it's geometrical shapes versus glass shattering shit like that. I'm seeing that. And at the same time, I'm having memories from my life just, like, replaying and stuff like that.

And then, surprisingly enough, it's like all stuff from like the past month. And I'm thinking I was going to just like, oh, go back and go into my childhood and it's like traumas and all that. It was just replaying this last month, which was really fun. Like I see all you guys popped up. Like, you know, my girl, family, all that type of stuff. But us at the game. It was just crazy. It was just all recent stuff.

And the craziest thing. or the biggest takeaway so far that I've processed was that I'm talking to my different consciousness at the same time. So I'm talking to my consciousness, my subconscious, and other things. It's happening simultaneously, and I'm aware of everything. It is so crazy. So imagine this memory is playing. I'm like the director, and I'm acting in it, and I'm the audience member, and I'm controlling the cameras. It was one time I'm watching the memory, and then it just zooms out,

and then I'm watching it, birds eye view, and then there's still geometric shapes going on here while I'm thinking about this memory and talking about it and being in it at the same time. Like, it was nuts. Do you throw up at all? Yeah, in the beginning stage when you're given the first stuff,

that's what makes you a little bit nausea. The Rope, did you throw up not the ayahuasca? So did the police come? They did. And they went downstairs? Yeah, they went down. They, like, cleaned up everything. And so they took the kid, took the mom, they went to the hospital.

Mind you, the mom had two other kids there, eight and ten. Also doing it? No, they weren't doing it. But later on that night, the Child Protective Services came and, like, interview the kids. Oh, my God. Luckily, everything's fine. The kid's fine. Mom didn't get in trouble.

But, yeah. This is $200 al-a-waska. You know that, right? No, no, no, it's not. He went on welfare-I-wax. I find this out after when I'm leaving. And from the girl that invited me, she's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

I'm like, why do you apologize? It's like, no, from what happened? And it's like, what happened? Like, I had no idea. And she's like, you know, all the commotion and the police and all that. It's like, the police are here? Like, now I'm getting where it's like, did I almost get locked up? Like, what the fuck?

And then that's when I was. I found out all that stuff happened. And she felt so bad. She's like, I don't want this to be your first experience. I was like, yo, I had the most amazing time. Did she offer you a free experience? No, no, no, no. That's fucked up.

The cops come, they move you a different room. You got off for a little rebate. If you're at a restaurant and the cops show up and they have to be like, hey, we're going to move you to the dining room. They're going to comp the meal. You got to comp the meal. I don't know how much cheaper she could make it. But it's probably the issue.

Like, yeah. Like, trust me, the lady that does this, she's been practicing medicine. for like 35 years. Her parents and her grandparents all did this. Like she's from a lineage of like medicine people. Hayahuasqueros. Yeah. And so she has a license from the Colombian government that allows her to travel with.

Because I was wondering, I was like, how do you get it into the state? She's like, no, no, no, she legally can travel with all the stuff. Out of Colombia. Out of Columbia. You can't trick getting it into America's. No, no, no. Like she can travel with it. She just can't give it out.

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it's not necessarily a vision, it's like a feeling. And it's like, oh, wow, I can feel how small I am in this grand scheme of things. And it's like some of, some of these shapes and things. Like, I can't even imagine seeing the things that I saw. Like, I'm like seeing stuff from the first time. It's just really, it was such, it was enlightening. It was really fun. Because I was like scared.

I was like, oh, fuck, what if I don't come back? What if it changed me forever? Like, I was scared going into it. I will absolutely do it again. Really? Absolutely without a question. How soon do you think? I'm going to wait sometime.

I want to like think journal a little bit, process probably maybe like a year. Oh, okay. Yeah, all right, so you're not in any rushed out of the experience again. And so the doctor, he put it the best way. He's like, think of the medicine like your iPhone. You can pick up your phone. You have access to all the information in the world. But when you pick it up, you only get a little bit of information.

you're searching for that one time. It's like when you take the medicine, you have access to all the answers of the universe, but every single time you sit with it, you're only going to get a little bit. And it's going to be a different experience every single time. No two times are going to be the same. And it's like, think of it like information. He's like some people go into it looking for like, oh, I need to be healed or whatever. He's like, no, you're just getting information.

Do with that information what you want. Yeah. I thought I was like, I really think Mark especially because this, Mr. curious he wants to know everything and i'm like you would absolutely love it and it doesn't feel like you're on drugs i love the fact that i open my eyes and the world is regular that's it was comforting i'm like oh even though this shit lasts like eight hours yeah there was a time i woke up and i thought it was done because i was like okay because you feel it it comes in waves so like when you close your eyes when you're like at the top of the wave the everything going on

is a lot more and then when you're when you're at the bottom of the wave it's like it's still happening, but it's like less intense. So when I was like towards the end of a wave and then it wasn't coming back, I was like, okay, I guess this is towards the end. And then maybe like probably like six hours passed by or whatever, I was like, okay, makes sense. So like I start to get up, walk around. I have like a banana. I like eat a little bit, drink or whatever. And then I was like, I'm kind of feeling tired. I sit down for a bit, close my eyes. Boom, I'm back. Whoa. Yeah, it wasn't done. Feelings of interconnectedness? Not so much.

I was thinking, because from all the research I've done and people that I've talked to who I've done it, they're like, oh, they can feel or see the other people in the room. I had none of that. Like it felt like I was alone when I closed my eyes. Do they use tobacco at all? Yeah. That's one of the things they give you.

And that shit is weird. It's like they like blow it up your nose. and it's like it's intense as fuck that shit like I was like whoa and that gets you back no no that's in the beginning stage it kind of like they say it like cleanses you and helps your body be more

like open so what's about to happen right yeah holy shit yeah I'm telling you everyone should do it any experience that you had or anything that you thought about that you won't share um good things but I thought about my girl a lot

and like in a way where it's just like oh i need to be better because she's like amazing you know yeah oh so you had a lot of gratitude yeah yeah yeah oh that's good that's mother gaia see that's what happens that's what i was because you see the female the the perfect female the divine female that's why women are cool as i was taking it you know i mean and then you take and you come back out and you're like dude my girl's awesome you know what i'm telling you i know you're like yeah take you Yeah, you're telling you, I know you're... You're convincing me a little bit. Yeah, but I like...

It doesn't even feel like one of those things you can take and go crazy. Everybody there is like, all right, regular, normal, you feel normal. Yeah. And then when it's over, everybody's back to being normal. Yeah. It's like, there's no hangover feeling. Like, I felt perfect. I'm always curious how they figured it out.

That's the thing I can never get to the bottom of. Break it down. Like, because I forget exactly where... ayahuasca originates, it was like the jungles of like, I don't know, Brazil maybe. I don't think it originated in one place. Like, I think indigenous culture is all through like central and south. We're doing

versions of it. But I'm like, you have to take two brews for it to work. Yeah. And I'm like, how did they discover these two things when you mix them together, you drink them simultaneously or one after the other, that it creates this effect? It's like an Arnold Palmer. But who's thinking out the Arnold Palmer?

Well, someone fucking loved well, Arnold Palmer. I do think it was like, like, You love lemonade, you love iced tea. Yeah. You go, that could be good together. Yeah, like, you just mixing shit. Like, have you ever tried Muley?

Yeah, Molle's fire. Yeah, back in the day, making food was just mixing shit, see what happens. So I don't think they intended it to, like, make you meet Mother Gaya, but they ran out of cilantro. And they're like, all right, throw that in there. And then they had an awesome dinner. Oh, this batch of fucking tacos is incredible. That's right. I do want to try smoking the DMT because it's, like, much shorter.

This is like you have to fucking devote a weekend to it. Yeah, such an Americanized version of it. Yeah. It's like, okay, well, what's the fun part of just the DMT? Okay, we'll find a synthesized version of that and out and then done. They used to, in Amazon, they would smoke it too. But they could isolate the DMT to smoke? Yeah, it's really just like a root.

You grind it up and, yeah. Got it. Boom, it takes you there immediately. Yeah. I remember a girl at Burning Man offered me some. And this was like, it's just years. I think it might have been my first burn. And I was just kind of like wandering or maybe my second I forget.

And then like I met this girl. And it was just like instant vibes. And we were just kind of like talking. And then she was like, here do you want. I was like, what is it? Because I didn't even smoke weed, I think, at the time. Whatever. She's like, it's DMT.

And I was like, I think it was a pen. Does it come in? Yeah. Okay, yeah. And I was like, ah, I'm good. And the second I said I'm good, it was like some sort of cosmic separational. between the two of us.

I don't know what that was about. And it didn't feel like, I wonder if she was already high. Probably. With all the respect. I mean, you're a catch. I'm going to be wrong. You know?

I don't want you to get the wrong friend. But she was definitely tripping balls. No, she was true. It felt like me saying no, like, not I want to say scared her, but like. It was like, oh, we're not on the same vibe. Yeah. I'm on a wave right now, and I think you're on the same way.

And then you're like, no, I'm not on the wave. And she's like, oh, we're not. Like the initial moment felt like it was like the world presented us to each other or something like that. And then I was like, I think I'm good on DMT. And then it was like, the world has not presented us. It was that stark of separation. My buddy has such a funny story of doing DMT. Maybe I've told you before, but in brief, he had like written out this whole journal.

And he was like, okay, I want to work on this. And I had to think about this thing and my relationship with this person. I had this whole thing lays in his bed, rips the place. pen falls back and then goes and sees a bunch of elves and the elves are like isn't that part of it you see like the gnome or something yeah which i think happens more with dmt than i waska about it's like results may vary and he like he like is in a waiting room and they're like showing in pictures and stuff and they're like yeah you can't go in yet you're not ready and he's like come on guys let me in and then they're like all right fine and so then they open up and he goes in like a club and there's

like an elf dj and like all the elves are partying and they're like yo he's here and they're all excited. They're like, yo, the dude's here. And they're, like, showing him around, and they've shown him all the shit. And it's legit, it feels like five minutes. And then he walks out back through the same waiting room, they show him some more pictures. They're like, look at our furniture. And it's all, like, weird fucking, like, dolly-esque furniture. And then he, like, zaps back out, just laying in his bed.

And then looks at his notes that have, like, think about your mother. And he's like, the fuck. I just went to a party with the elves. And they were like, yo, jeep. And that was the whole experience. So he was like, I didn't really get much out of it. But he said, like, Like his takeaway was like, that's kind of the point is that I went in trying to fix my whole life.

When really I just need to be kind of having fun and let go. And I was like, oh, that's a good way. I'm glad that I did this because I've been thinking about doing ayahuasca for years now. But it was like, nah, I want to be in a place where I'm like, I feel good. Yeah. You know, like not like, oh, I'm working through something. Yes. You don't want to do.

I love the fact that the ayahuascero said that it's not a place to go for a quick fix. Yeah. I think a lot of times people are like either really suffering or dealing with something. thing and then they go there for this quick fix. But going there for exploration and being open to whatever interpretation of these events you

have, yeah, I think that's a good reminder even for life. You know, like I think so often we're trying to like control life and allowing what's it, allowing yourself to interpret life in either the best or worst possible in a way for whatever you're

going through is a choice. And sometimes I guess we need to do some of a drugs. Yeah. And then maybe you being all the people in the play is kind of a part of it, you know? It's like you are the person watching this right now. You're me, I'm you, you're Miles. And maybe we're all the same thing.

Fucking homo. And then you left that and you went straight to this. Oh, yes. Did you literally go straight from there directly to this concert? No, I first did an episode of AM mornings. So I slept. I actually drove home Saturday. night. So I got there

Saturday early like 8 a.m. We drank around 10 and then I think I left around midnight. So I left, slept in my own bed, woke up. Are you eating anything while you're there? No, not really. Were you starving at the end of it?

Yeah. Like when I got home, I like found pizza and I went in. Yeah, because you have to fast like the day before. So day one I'm at the Jay-Z concert and I was in the suite with Charlemagne. And, you know, sweet, they have all this food, drinks. Can't touch any of it.

What about water? Water, yeah. That's only the, but imagine just like, oh, all this food. I wouldn't have been able to do it. Also, vibes probably immaculate. Yeah, but the concert, it was fine. I was still amped up, still had all the energy in the world. Okay, tell us about the Sunday, JZ concert.

So the Sunday, JZ concert, so I get there, and I was worried. For anybody unaware, Sunday, something happened, and they delayed the concert start for like four hours. Yeah. So that's why Sunday was like different than the other days. This is at Yankee Stadium. It's like a massive. So break it down what's happening. So I get there around 8.15.

Show supposed to start at 8, but I remember Friday, the show didn't start until like almost nine. So I'm like, whatever, I was taking my time. So I get there. And when I got there, they already said, oh, gates are closed. I'm like, what do you mean gates are close? And so they're like, we don't know security issue. So I'm texting everybody.

I'm like hitting troll main. I'm hitting like the security guy inside. It was like, all right. So what I'm hearing is that people showed up early. They bum rush to get inside because they didn't have tickets. And it's too big of a security risk for Yankee Stadium because if they got in with a weapon, now Yankee Stadium's liable if anything happens. And it's just going to cost them way too much money if some shit happens. So it seems as though they locked down the doors and try to track all those people that came inside.

via cameras. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what I'm hearing from the security people. And this is a video of people getting in. So there were people

who bum resting got in. Yeah, yeah. So imagine if any one of those people got in with a gun. Oh, my God. And then goes on like a mass shooting or whatever. That Yankee Stadium's close forever.

Or a new owner they're going to have to take over. And if you're someone that snuck in, you're like, yo, I'm just going to hide out in the bathroom for an hour. Yeah. Wait for the concert to start. They're going to start eventually

and then I'll just walk in. Yeah. Oh, my God. go through all the fucking cameras, try to track every single person in this giant stadium. And it took them about three and a half house. And they found all the people?

I'm not sure, but I would think so. If they went through with the show, I think so. But Jay-Z didn't start. Like, people outside were upset. People outside were fucking pissed off. Like, it was... I knew somebody left. He was there with his kid. Yeah. A friend of mine left, too.

Ten minutes before he started. I know. Waited four hours. and then he heard rumors that they weren't going to start. So he got his kid who got school in the morning. It's like, oh. I kept checking with Charleney. I'm like, Charlene, you're a Rock Nation employee, right? Is this show happening?

Dube was there and he was texting me and he was like, yeah, I'm with the Live Nation guys right now. They said they're going to do it. Okay. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. How long are they going to push it? And then are they going to do anything in the interim? Like, what is the...

I think they just had a DJ on... Barely almost. Yeah. And then, okay, so once it goes, the concert is going to start. What is the reaction? Oh, everybody, like, instantly forget that they were just upset. And it's immediate hype. So, and what is the first sound that they hear?

What was, I think he started it with the intro to reasonable doubt, which is just like a heartbeat. Yeah. And so, like, once people heard that, it's just like, ah! Because I imagine a lot of people that night were like, yo, it might not happen. Yeah. So they went from it might not happen to it's going down. So immediate energy. Once they opened the gates and started letting people in,

we figured, okay, the show is going to go on. Because, like, why would you let everybody inside if you plan to... And first night was M&M as a guest? No. Beyonce, fuck, Dream, Memphis Bleak. Oh, that was first night? Yeah. Beyonce came out first night and third night.

And the last night. Wow. And then also Rihanna? Yeah. fucking Rihanna, Young Jeezy, fucking Jada, Fat Joe,

Ferell. It was crazy. Honestly, probably the best concert I've ever. Really? But of course I'm biased. This is my favorite artist. But the fact that you just have all these heavy hitters

that they're, one, waiting four hours for the show to start, as Beyonce, you made wait four hours for it to start. And Rihanna and all these people. Fucking Young Jets. I heard canceled his own show to be that.

No way. Oh my God. Yeah. He had a show to. Wow. Was it cool being in Yankee Stadium? Yeah. Like a concert there.

Like it works? It felt so New York. I bet. Like the opposite of the next game. In San Antonio, yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty New York too.

No, but I know how you were saying like MSG didn't feel like New Yorkers. Game three. Yeah. Game four, it felt like it. Oh, okay. But game three. But again, I was in a box game three, game four. I was in the seats.

But this felt like, you. Like, this was grinding. Also, even if you're not from New York, you dress in a park because you know as a New York moment. A lot of times. But I'm telling you, it was like, I would say average age is like mid-30s. Like, at least.

Yeah. But this shit was fire. I was so hype. It was probably the best week of my life. Really? Yeah. Like, I don't know how to top this. So nobody, once it started, nobody cared.

Nobody cared. And then it went on for how long, the concert? two and a half hours something like that three hours oh my god so people didn't get out there until three in the morning yeah I can get home till like 445 wow wow DMT is still ripping through your hands nah it was completely done

and everybody just hyped even in the box everybody was just because it was such a good show it's like how could you be mad yeah like everybody's like yeah I'm fucking like I'm in like the little 100 section I should have been on the floor but whatever I'm in the 100xion and it's like I'm around some heavy fans

like I'm just bobbing with the fans that are like super hardcore we're just rapping every single lyric and then the girls around are just like making hype when Beyonce comes on and shit like that but I'm just up I know whoever was behind me was pissed off because I didn't see it at all oh so fuck there was I wanted to go man why don't you know you're a J-Fit um genuinely I uh I don't know I'm like

I just want to be with the family. I don't know. I know it sounds like... No, I respect it, but this is like, this was a moment. I know, I know. I thought about it. But it was like, same reason I didn't go to the... What's it called?

The World Cup, yeah. The World Cup game. You know, it was just like... The same reason I didn't go to the Conner fight. Like, my buddies are all going to the Conner fight. You know, he's fighting Max and like, you know, I got some friends, Hawaiian. And, but I...

Yeah, it's like, I'm doing this movie out in L.A. And, like, I don't know... My family's not going to come the next two stints. I go out there. and like, I don't know, the kids are like this awesome age. And I've had kids late. So all my friends with kids are telling me like, man, it goes fast. And I keep thinking about that every single time.

My daughter's like, Dad, can you give me a bath? Or dad, like, or she wakes up at night and she's asking me to like lay down with her. And I think about that. Like literally every single moment, I'm just like, all right, how many times am I going to be able to do this? Yeah. How many times are I going to be able to pick her up and throw her in the pool? Like, eventually she'll get to an age. where either she's too heavy or she's like, dad, stop throwing me up in the air and catchment.

Pretty soon. Which is like seven years, eight years? Yeah. So, like, I don't know. I just frame things in that way. That's awesome. I respect. Yeah, I want to just spend as much time as I can.

And I don't. Jay Zee should be. She would have been high. No, she would have. And again, like, I think if it's like I knew I wasn't going to be away for 10 days in LA and then come back for four and then away again for 10 days, like I think I would have been no question, let's do it. If I was just hanging in the city and then there's no question.

I'm going out and going out and going. That's why I'm excited for my kid to get old enough where I can start taking them to stuff and have them appreciate it because then you don't have to choose. Then you just get all the love. It's like, hey, someone has an opportunity to go to a thing, buy a ticket, bring your kid. He has an amazing experience. And then you're like, oh, great, I just did all of them. My daughter comes with me everywhere, bro.

Yeah. I brought just easy to the Knicks gate. That was crazy. But it is a weird feeling. It is a weird feeling because I don't feel the fomo. Yeah. But if you ask me for kids, I would feel it. Isn't that so funny.

The people ask me that they're like, man, you probably got to, like, give up a lot of stuff. It's, you don't give up. You don't feel like it as much. You do way less stuff. Way less. And you don't go to things. Yeah. But it's not FOMO.

No. It's like, sometimes I've the opposite phomo. Because I've gone to stuff and been like, I would have much rather just done bedtime. Or like, my wife will send me a picture of like them reading. And I'm like, that seems way better. Yeah. Like, it's standing in the heat right now. Like, this sucks.

Yeah. And especially given the nature of what we do, we already are going to be spending less time with them. because we'll be on the road we'll be doing a project or something so if we were just doing working every single day during the week and then you get to see them for dinner and you get to see them on the weekends

like my folks did for me it's like okay well yeah go rip a concert go do whatever but it feels I think it feels a little indulgent when I'm already taking the time time like but yeah

I was surprised to not feel like it looks so cool and it looks so awesome there's a part that wants to go and that's where you wish you could teleport yeah as where you was like can I take a helicopter and then drop right down like you start doing the logistics of it

but but yeah I don't know for whatever reason I did it I was like stoked that like Doug was texting me what's happening I'm in bed like texting I'm like really like interested like excited by it and I'm texting Charlemagne like what do you think is actually happening like and he's texting jokes back that I'm taking

serious and I'm like do I share this with other people who are asking me what's happening like Charlotte May told me something that it was the reason for why it was delayed they're like I didn't think was a joke at first and then Eagle Witt, you know, the comedian Eagle, is texting me like, yo, do you know what's happening? And I almost texted it to

once it goes to Eagle, is that really? And I had to hit Charlotte back like, yo, is this a joke or not? And then he just ha-ha's and I'm like, oh, thank God I just stuck that. Very close. You probably made the right decision not going to the McGregor fight. Bro. With or without kids in the equation? Because that

was sad. It was just tough to watch. Yeah. Iowaaska one day It felt like I missed so much The next day people telling me That fucking what's Mitch McConnell died Oh the other one died Yeah

They're like yo did you see this Connor fight? I'm like yeah How'd I miss so much? Hawaii Washington will change the world No the counter fight man That was It just kind of a bummer You know

It was a bummer Because like I'm happy the max one but it's like, I think even Max is like... I feel bad for Max a little bit. I want to fight. Like, I trained a lot for this. I did a whole camp.

Yeah. And it's like, yeah, there's multiple ways of looking at it. Right? Because you're like, I feel bad. There's the part of me that like never wants Max to get punched again. Because I just think he's just the best guy. Yeah. And I'm like, wait, you can make tons of money and not get punched.

That's awesome. Yeah. But there's also a part of me that looks at like, this man has dedicated his life to this thing. And he only gets to do it. 35 times in his life Maybe, total. Is that the guy almost fucked up, Mark? No?

No, Max would never. Max would never. No, that was one U.S.C. motherfucker. He was about it. Oh, no, no, that's a good. That's good. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that guy wouldn't.

He absolutely would. But, no, Max is the boy, bro. And you hung out with Max said? Yeah, yeah. He's just a true Hawaiian. Yes. Like, that's the only way to really describe. Shout out wine, I, bro.

Shout out Wai Nye, man. He's a fighter, but that is kind of the Hawaiian spirit a little bit. They will scrap and throw down, but also it's like, shoot, brother. Yeah, it's both. Yeah, just the most smiley, relaxed people who will absolutely beat the fucking dog shit out of you. Yeah. Okay. Do you think McGregor?

He was injured before. Yes. So the question I think now isn't whether he was, I think it's whether he was aware of the extents. It is very possible that he just jumped, does the kick. and then lands in that angle. And you could see the knee kind of buckle inward, which is usually what an ACL or MCL injury is.

But it's also the case that these guys in fight camp, no guy goes into a fight healthy. You were literally fighting to train for a fight. Have you ever had a fight that you walked out and you're like, oh, I feel great. You know what I mean? I was fucking jogging yesterday. I rolled my ankle.

It's a ride. It's a two weeks. And these guys are doing that every day for training. So everything I imagine hurts going into a fight. So no one's 100% healthy, but you fucking stiff upper lip it. The question is... I heard he was practicing that exact kick in the locker room. They show a video of it.

And he looks perfect. And it looks good. Okay. And now everybody's reading into everything. He was taking off his shoe and he kind of like hobbles a little... There's all these different things. The way that it... What I thought was so interesting about it,

and I think there's a lot of things they're adding to it, is if you looked at his demeanor, day of the fight, it was so different than we've ever seen Connor look going into a fight. What do you mean? I don't know if, again, keep in mind, he hasn't fought for five years.

He got too into alcohol and maybe other substances. He'd even acknowledged as much, and that kind of got like a grip of him. And then it looked like he had pulled himself away from that, we hope, and then dedicated himself one more time. And I think he was looking at

this as like this beautiful rebirth. You know, like maybe he connected with God in a different way, and he was hoping to have that same rebirth, and then he went back to the source of all his pride before the money. Did he? No, that's the secret, though. That's the problem. If he's reborn, still in the darkness.

So I wonder if it's like, so there's a part of it that I felt really bad, because I imagine he was like, I'm going to be reborn in this thing. that I dedicated my life to before the money, before the fame, when I was doing it just to be the best at this specific thing. And then he goes out there, tries to do it, then immediately snaps. And he can't even deliver.

Even if he went out on his shield, he could do it with a sense of bravery and honor. But going out on like that, it's like... It's just sad. And there's a moment where it looks like he, like, breaks down in the ring. Max says something to him, and then he, like, covers his face. And he, like, I think goes down on his knees. And then he gets back up. but I think he tries to fight through it.

But of course, you know, Twitter and Reddit are going to do all these things. But, oh, he was going to a pain management institute and all this other stuff. And it's like, okay, yeah, maybe he was feeling pain because he's kicking shit for two months getting ready for a fight. Yeah. It just sucks. People are like, why would you open up with that kick? I saw a compilation of him opening like all of his fights. Yeah, he does a crazy thing.

Yeah. But again, it's just like, it's just what it, you would hope that he wasn't injured going in. there's a chance that his knee was compromised like his elbow's been compromised or his leg isn't compromised like when he fought Dustin and he shattered his leg it's like that was probably compromised going in but he was like you know what I'm going to fight anyway

when he won the championship and then won the other one at the same time he was also probably compromised so I wonder if in your head as a fighter you're like yeah yeah my knee hurts my shit hurts my fucking jaw hurts but like this is what we do it's probably an age recovery thing as well oh of course you know my knee hurt like this five, 10 years ago, and I fought through it and won. But it's not the same knee.

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The talk of me being off while walking into the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I'm in shock. What has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right now in front of my face here. I'm not engaging. We'll be a church tomorrow. I will ever come. Oh, that's a check on, check on it, bro. Oh, absolutely. Check on him. Like, that's a dark, then he's, like, very much found God again. Again, it's difficult to know, like, really what's going on, but.

And it seemed that he had found it before. And, like, yeah, I don't know. I have a soft spot for him as well. Like, he reached the pinnacle, the highest of the highest. And I think that, like, he was getting asked questions in his conference. Like, you know, sometimes maybe it feels a little different. from your support from Ireland. Like, I don't know, maybe the Irish support for him

lessened or whatever. I don't know exactly what the relationship with him and Ireland was. But, like, yeah, you almost like, he just kind of want to see somebody who's had it that he's down and out and struggling, like get another chance to live up to that thing that he could possibly be. And maybe it wasn't this time.

But you hope he finds a way. Yeah. You know? I mean, what a fucking life this guy's live. Crazy. Being on fucking welfare. They're going to be a double champ. Making hundreds of millions of dollars.

And then squandering the thing that, like, maybe he wanted all the, the whole time. Mm-hmm. You know, it's like, ooh. Yeah. Don't he got a case on him, though? Damn, you with the alley got se on. You with the alley got seony.

Everybody talks about him so poetically, but nah, like, go on. Because he, yeah. I don't think. I don't think it's because I think a lot of times it's not about, yeah. But like, I don't think it's about the person as much as like you want to know that that's possible. Okay. In life.

Okay. You know what I mean? Like I think sometimes like people are representations for what we hope can happen in the world. You know, like you're seeing this guy get humbled, humbled. Now, does he still have hundreds of millions of dollars? So he still have fucking yachting Dubai. He can live. Does he still have a family?

He still has all the fucking things. So we're putting this like sad story on someone who's like, he's going to be all right. You know what I mean? Like, okay, so he didn't get to come back after five years and then knock out one of the fucking greatest MMA fighters in history and Max Holloway and then have everyone love him again. Yeah, it does seem. We wanted to see the rocky story. Yeah.

That's the thing. I don't know if I have a vested interest in Conner is like the person because I don't know this person. Exactly. But it's sort of in like his legend. As a mythical. figure. You want to see I'm trying to think of like a historical archetype.

You know, like I want to like Odysseus type shit. Yeah. You want to see Odysseus get home. Yeah. Like is he going to be able to get home? And who knows what home is? Like maybe home ain't knocking people out anymore. Yeah. But maybe home is helping people.

Maybe home is helping the people in Ireland that were in similar situations as him. You know? Do you think he hangs it up? this is the toughest time in any fighter's life when you get older in general sports break you so it's like he's already broken one leg

now he's the other knee he's going to recover this and he's going to put so much stress on the other leg while recovering this that that one's probably going to be weaker like what happens is your body gives up before your brain gives up and then athletes naturally are so competitive they don't know what else to do

so they'll find this right here never stops thinking you're great or maybe it has moments where you're humble but never stops wanting to be great but that's why I have so much respect

for Kibbiz like at the peak of his career he's like I'm done I did it I submit to a law I'm gonna train these boys to be great fighters and he just taps out

it's like he played it perfectly I respect he did Iowazca we're just enlightened people man he got God bro you guys are in the mates

maybe But that's the thing is like And Khabibibis managed to like stay in the spotlight for sure But I think But I think what happens a lot of times for guys Is like you find out what you wanted in this thing In the first place You know, it's like

If you like the competition of going out there And just like sparring and stuff You can do that without the bright shiny lights And all the money You know like And maybe Kibib learned That he didn't need that Maybe he's got enough money

And then maybe he learned that there was joy in other places Some people learn that they like the shiny lights and this is just the only way they could get it and now they have to do this horrible thing for their mind and body so they could get their fix over here which is just the love and adulation of the people Yeah I do like the Catholic turn

I mean just posting like the whole creed right here You would I support anyone Catholic too But I think he was on it before no I wasn't tracking it But seeing it here I'm like Fire Just sing as a mouth bit

Come on dude I can That's one. Daftism for the forgiveness of sins. I love that. I mean, you know, McGregor's not doing so good, but at least Mitch McConnell is better than ever, it seems like. Yeah. You've seen these videos going around? He's so funny.

He's popping out. Oh, that's fire, bro. I mean, you're telling me, this guy's sick, dude, this guy can definitely run the country. He's in a great, he's in great shape. Okay. Look at his wife. His wife is happy. He's show them you're okay.

The wildest shit is, though, when he has this whatever health issue, and then she just went to China for him. that long. I mean, her job is done. Hey, like, she better go back home before they arrest her assing. Right? Yeah, it's a little sketchy timing. That's funny.

Son, they're sketchy. That's crazy. Did she remember, like, the vice president or something? Think about that. You're sick. Go, go, go, go. No, it's just, people aren't really putting enough emphasis on that. You're in the hospital, your wife just takes a trip. There's no reason for your wife to take a trip. She's not

a doctor. They got doctors there. She got stuff to do, you know? Bro. That's crazy. That's crazy. If everything wasn't a conspiracy now, like, you know how nobody believes anything? We can't

even, like, we, it's just like, I don't even know where the Charlie Kirk trial is right now. Like, I don't even know what's happened. But nothing is real and nothing is fake. We just live in like, post truth or whatever it is, right? It is a little bit of a shame because

if we still lived in the We Believe Everything era this story and the Lindsay Graham story would have the internet on fire. I don't even worry about this. So Jimmy Kimmel posted a picture on Instagram with him in the hospital

and I DM them like, yo, are you okay? And he sent me back at Twitter of Mitch McConnell and I was like, you motherfucker, the one time I believe the one time I believe the internet. You keep getting God way. I still think that's it. I still think that's Holland, though. I think Holland the internet. I think I think Holland knows the internet. Anyway,

the point being, it's like, this is an insane story what they are alleging, what the conspiracy theorists are alleging. And it's the one with Mitch McConnell, like, where he actually has died. And if his death isn't announced until after

the election, then I think they can like just insert anybody that they want in place. Is that the idea? If it's announced after mid-August, they don't have to do a special election and it'll do the original election that they're planning on doing. He's retiring. God, they would do the original letter. But if they

do, if he dies before, they would do a special election. And the special election could be screwed up because other people could join. Thomas Massey joins, and that's maybe what they're trying to avoid. Yes, they're trying to avoid. So they're trying to say that he's alive when everybody's like, nah, my man is dead. And his wife fled

the country. And met with like some like high-ranking Chinese government people or something like that. I don't know exact details, but it's But like what world do we live in where this isn't even a crazy story anymore? It's just kind of funny. Yeah. And then like Lindsey Graham goes to fucking Ukraine.

Visits the drone shop. Visit the drone shop. And then gets back in a timeline that according to the Iranian Twitter channel is not possible to get back. And now he's dead. And then his sister finishes his turn? How the fuck does that work? What? How do you get to throw your sister in it?

Is that allowed? All people are talking about it is how gay. Not even that he possibly got taken out by the country. My man is on his. He's just like, he gave, right? You know what? But if I was our government, and we had to come and we had to cover up the fact that a foreign country murdered one of our government representatives, I would say, yo, say you sucked his dick.

Because now we're talking about how you sucked his dick, not the fact that Putin took out one of our. Oh, that's smart. Our senators. And maybe that's why Putin took him out. Because? He's gay. Oh, we can't have that shit in Ukraine. That's what I'm saying. He's like, you're getting too close.

He's getting too close. We don't do that shit over here. I'm pretty sure Russia came out. They said, we have no gay people in our country. That was Iran. No, I think Russia said that like five, six years ago. They had them two little lesbian singing girls. They got them out.

They still in there, bro. What was the name of that band? I think they locked them up. Pussy riot. They locked him up. Yeah. And then they had Bernie Griner for a little bit. And they were like, get her out of you. Well, trade it for.

anyway. We're trading for Jonah Hill in that movie. Or Lynn Nicholas Cage or whatever the fucking was. Yeah. Yeah, but it is crazy. To me, I'm like, these guys are just so old. Like, he's, regardless of his health or whatever.

Lansing Graham was not that old, bro. He's 70 years old. 71. 71 is not that old, fair. The average age of the Senate, I think, is 64. That's nuts. That's pretty old. That's nuts. That's pretty old. That's pretty old. If you retire at 65.

Yeah. The average. If you fly. If you fly a plane for Delta, the average is retiring. You fly a plane for Delta, they make you quit when you're like 65. 62, I think.

It's going down every day. If you were 62, you're locked in, doing weights every day. I know this is, I keep hearing people saying this about like, oh, we got to get old people out of the fucking whatever,

like old people out of positions of power, whatever. Term limits, yeah. But like. Age limits. I don't know. I think term limits. I think term limits.

Old people are kind of lit. because they've seen it all. They haven't seen all of it, bro. Mitch McConnell thinks he's dancing. Mitch McConnell... He probably saw the video of him and he was like, I did that? No, I don't think Mitch McConnell is lit.

But he's so old, bro. Yeah, he is old, but, man. The time when he's just... He froze. Like, you saw when he... He's dead. Yeah. He been dead.

He should have been out of it after that. No, maybe we should put a limit on an age. But then if the age... Then if life... expectancy goes up. Yeah, I don't like the age thing because some old people shuck. Fucking Bernie is still. Maybe it's some type of quiz.

Here's the thing that's interesting. It's like, everybody's, if we got to get these old people out of power and then Warren Buffett, his stock is through the roof and you invest in his stock and you never once were like, Warren got to step down. So as long as you're making money off the old people, all of a sudden old people being charged as fun. It's more, I don't like the opinions of this person that happens to be old.

Bernie, they're like, they never said, Bernie should step down one time. Right? They was telling us Biden was alive. For four years. They were like, he's not even all. This is ageism.

But Bernie knows baseball stats from the 1800s. So that's going to be like, all right, he's pretty good. So maybe it's, so that's, I guess my point is it's really not about your mental acuity. It's not even about your age. It's just about your opinion. You got to do an Instagram live

and we got to test if you're still locked in. If you can, I can't even do that probably, technologically speaking. Exhibit A. You can't. Pop that before. I got you got. You thought the hollad video was real.

That's what I'm saying, dude. That shit is real, bro. Tell me it doesn't go with his personality. It perfectly goes with his online personality. That's how they get you. That's how they get you, dude. That's a good video. They got to do some type of test to see if you're still mentally sharp.

I don't know exactly what it is. Yes, that I agree. Yeah, but then you got the motherfuckers and Trump says, oh, I passed it with flying colors perfect score. If he did, then you let him rock. I'm just saying you got to... Why don't we do turn limits, like you said? Yeah.

Why don't we do four, what is it, for a houseware, representatives, you do like four terms. For the Senate, you just do two terms, because now you're in power for 12 years. That's a lot. That's a lot. And then for, I give them four. For the house. Four. Yeah, yeah. So now you're at eight years. Yeah. I'm sorry, that's what I meant.

Yeah. Fuck it. Do six. So now both of you can be in power for 12 total years. And you have to be able to use Uber Eats pretty quick or something. There's got to be some other type of thing where it's like, oh, no, he knows how to do it. And he knows how to do not delivery or pickup. You know, like, you know, you knows like all the buttons. Yeah. There's got to be some other thing.

You got to be able to call me FaceTime audio without the FaceTime coming on. Oh, that's good, actually. That's really good. That's really hard. Yeah, yeah. Older people have a really tough time with that. They can't do that shit. That's impossible.

But again, we like our old people that make us feel validated in our opinions. So it's really not about it. If it's about age, we got to keep it a buck across. Warren Buffett got to step down. Okay? The McDonald's guy got to go. We should talk about elected official. Nah.

All old people. If it's about age, you gotta go. Fuck elected officials. Everybody old, got to step down. I don't agree with this personally. But I do agree with term limits. But should a 90-year-old be able to run? No.

I'm trying to figure out a system. Oh, can they run for the first? What about Buzz Aldrin? No. He's old. Way, way, wait. That's come on. My man fucking walked on the moon, though.

Legend. No, you can't let old people do this shit. They've got to have time. And I'm trying to figure out the system that works. I don't think you should be able to I don't think young people should be able to say anything Well 35 is president No I mean like at what age should you be about allowed to say things

Oh talk? Yeah 25 That's what I'm saying That's even early Think about it All the shit, not all of it But like a lot of the shit that you do You're like I can't believe I did that

Like think about any girl that did a fucking Bangbus video or some shit while she was in college Like she's not doing that at 30 Yeah So you can make some mistakes you got until 25 Yeah 25 is not bad But then even then you can talk

We might not take you serious Yeah there's an answer to him here from 25 to like 30 something Yeah 30 I think is a good number That's a good number Because 30 reality sets sense Yeah And you start realizing like

Oh the decisions that you make You know Definitely are going to affect the rest of your life And that's kind of That's kind of who you need In elected positions of power Yeah And it's like if you're 30

You still doing bang butts like all right That you love that You believe in it. You ever see them old porn stars? Like the old ones? You are, you are loyal to the soil, bro. I like seeing them old bitches. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's like seeing like a, I don't know, like a legend in the league. You know what I mean? It's like Vince Carter in his last season. You're like, yo, dude, he's fucking built for this. LeBron loves this game. He got no reason to be playing basketball. He got his kid in it, guarantee contract. You could go do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Yeah, that's love. He loves it. He loves it so much. He's trying to not play with his kid. He got his kid the guaranteed contract. The Lakers guaranteed the next day, LeBron said, I'm out. I'm not signing up with the Lakers. Speaking of that.

Does he decided where he's going yet? No, he has not because he's waiting on the trial for Kauai to pan out. The trial. The trial. Investigation of Kauai. I thought he's in Toronto. Well, Toronto's not going to do it until they figure out all the logistics for that thing. Oh, wow.

I thought that was a done deal already. Okay. Well, I think it was an agreement, but I think the NBA won't allow it to go through until they finish their investigation with the Clippers. Damn. That's going to be bad because we know he's. Yeah, that's going to be bad. Come on, bro. It goes through and they let him off.

LeBron could take that minimum and then just get paid through. Let me tell you who's not going to take that. Let's say if he does go, where LeBron will go? Cleveland. I mean... He ain't going back to Cleveland. Why? I have anything to do it.

The Cleveland thing, in my opinion, is only because it looks sick, and if the money, if he can take a fat minimum, but make all his money in different ways, then yeah, it goes back to Cleveland. First of all, he's not taking vet minimum. Second, well, why would he go to Cleveland? Legacy player. Yeah, legacy play.

What about it? The bad minimum thing is only because he's going to get paid through other... Why is it a legacy play? Explain that. It's where he started. That's where he's from. And he brought it back to them. Yeah, he brings the... The chip back and then ends his career with the people that gave him a chance where he's from, where he's born and bred.

I don't think Andy Michael don't give a fuck except the people in Cleveland. Those are his people. Yeah, but I mean. His people are where he lived. Exactly. Los Angeles, California. You think his wife wants to move back to Cleveland, Ohio? No, she's staying in L.A.

Yeah. So that he definitely ain't going to Cleveland. If his wife says, and it's with all due respect, but if his wife is like, you know what, I'm going to stay here with the kids, You go wherever you need to go. He's going to Miami. He might be going to fucking Ibiza. Does the Beezah of a basketball team? You know, there's no way now.

He's going to fucking Cleveland. If wife, he's not coming, you're out of your mind. It's just the legacy, bro. He's the legacy. He's going to Paris. I mean, he can't go to the Knicks now, though. No, we don't want him. We won't take him.

We don't want him. If you want to play for free, we want to. We wouldn't even take him for free. The way Lakers fans have talked about this period. It's so fun All my L.A. friends just like, oh, it's been such a drag. All my L.A. friends are like,

this period with LeBron has just been like hopes and dreams and nothing ever like actually manifests. They got a chip. They got a little, what's it called bubble chip? Yeah, it's like a chip and a half.

Yeah, it's like a chip and a half. They got a chip where they didn't get to witness it, which does suck. Oh, that does. But I would always... Actually, Nick's one in a bubble. How would you feel? I would feel elated.

I would be... right outside the bubble coughing in that bitch I would have been in the bubble I would have found out of that. We would have found a way. I'd be serving chicken nuggets and friends with whoever to fuck wanted that would be in that bitch I would have been in the boat.

Absolutely. I would find a way. I would find a way. I don't know. I feel like you'd be like all right. In the back of your mind it'd be like nah. Bro, you really don't understand how long is it. I don't. I don't. I truly don't understand how long is it. It came home, dude. It came home.

It came home. We went to San Antonio. almost got killed Yeah Put your life on the line Put our life on the line for that team I'm actually to get one of the burger Yeah

As big bitches It's sad It's scary I thought they were gonna be bigger If I'm being 100 with you The game didn't have that many big ones Bargley really Did a number on them

That's fucked up Because he gave him a bad rap And it's not even that bad But everybody just says San Antonio I thought it was too Maybe they took the criticism in stride Oh

Maybe the Zempi came out They were like you know what Chuck's right. So they had an insecurity. So they're like, we got we got to make up for this. Think about who's got the shiniest teeth in all of Europe now. You know what I'm saying? Is the English, bro? Like, every time you see it in English you get some

money. I don't know. They all get the big shiny chomper. They're 100%. Because for fucking centuries, they were known for having the worst teeth. We call them snaggle teeth, angler fish. Yeah. And then all of a sudden they get, you know, 10 grand. Like, too, I'm getting just giant. But why they get the bad ones? Because they do

them good now. It's not the bad ones. They're getting the big ones. The flattest girls get the biggest tits. So, I'm like, yo, I'm good now. Yeah, look at me, my teeth, though. You want the natural off white, or do you want the shiny? Yeah. They go, give me shiny, bro. Give me the shiny.

That's funny, I haven't even seen that, but I guess that's a thing. No, it's bad, bro. I don't even know if they, they don't even put the separations that it teach. Sometimes it just looks like they're wearing like a mouthpiece for like a hockey bar. They get two teeth put in. Yeah, that's it. Two curvy little teeth. Bang.

Never floss again. go to, I think Turkey's doing that, right? They do. Turkey really is upgrading everyone. Isn't that kind of interesting? Like you go get your hair done.

Yo, is it, can I just ask this question? With there's no disrespect to Turkey. But why do they want to make men so handsome? Like, they built their whole economy around making guys hotter. Yeah. Like, you don't go to Turkey to get,

new tits or an ass or like new liposuction. Turkey's like, come here, brother. We'll make you so hot and handsome. There is a little something gay about that. A little bit. A little bit. They need to, I think they need a overall average of men up at least two points. But for whose game, bro?

Imagine you want a turkey buttliff or a Brazilian butler. No, no. Aal, you're 100% right. But what I'm saying is that like I would never even think of going to Brazil. for veneers. I know if I want to be hotter as a man for cheaper price, they're making men hot for nothing. It's like they losing money.

Yeah. You know what I mean? They're like, yo, we'll lose. We just need you to be hot. They can't wait to make you hot. They need guys to be sexy. We'll put you in a hotel. We'll fly you out.

Put you in a resort. The whole deal. And it's like two grand. It's crazy. What is that saying about like, I honestly, I'm trying to not be disrespectful over here. But like, why are they so upset?

with making all the men on the planet look good. Well, is Turkey, are they in Burka? Are the women covered? No, Turkey's a secular nation. But it's still a little, I guess it's like monarchial, right? Yeah, well, I'm not. But like the elections are not always

That's a fair country, Mark. I don't know what you're trying to say. I don't know all the details. I just know completely fair country. Some comedians get thrown in jail. I don't know. I'm seeing snippets online. Nobody's getting told him to jail. What are you talking about bro? They're going to do a comedy festival. Shut the Okay, we're going to go there for fake teeth.

We're going to get paid a fake teeth in Antrains place. You don't fucking need it, so you don't have to say shit. No, it's, you know, of course. Yeah, everyone is probably a dictator. Maybe. I don't know all the details, but I'm curious what his incentive is to make everyone so hot. It's a good export, you know? Like, I don't want to invade Turkey.

I don't want anything to happen to them. Maybe they're giving themselves some insulation to like, hey, you really want to fuck with us? where you're going to go your hot guys from forever? It's like they're kind of strategic. Yeah. Kind of smart.

It is, I mean, it is kind of smart, but it is crazy that there's not one other country on the planet that is dedicated to making guys hot. They don't even want you to get fat. Like, they try to give you ice cream,

they take it away. Do you notice that? Do they ever do that to the women? No, but the second a guy is trying to look not hot even a little bit, they sneak that ice cream. And then he goes, think about it. You want this ice cream?

He goes, I want it. He goes, nope. No, you don't. Get me that shit. Here's a napkin. Get it to you, fat fuck. Yeah, I don't want a napkin. I want the ice cream.

And they never give it to them. Never give it to them. Maybe you get a cone if you're lucky. You get just the cone. But the ice cream, that's way too many calories for you. Yeah. Listen, I think Turkey, yeah, I think it's Turkey. And they're rebranding the name because they're like,

we don't want to be compared to this fat bird. That's the whole thing. Like, we're not Turkey. We're Turkey. Turkey. Turkey. Oh, really? Yeah.

Turkey. All the World Cup announcers are like, yeah, Turkey. Turkey. They officially have to call that. I was hearing that. And I was like, am I miss hearing that? No, okay. Guys, I think we're on to something.

We need to ask Erdogan, what's up? Yeah. Because he's, he's, if there was a country that you would think, based on their exports and their economy, was a homosexual nation, it would be France. Right? Without a doubt, it would be France. It would be the French. They would be. There's gayer countries.

There's gayer countries. Is there a gayer country than France? Yeah. But what I would say is France has outsourced their making guys hot enough to suck up their cocks a lot. Right? So it's like, France is like our economy

can no longer support that, right? We have to put all our money in football and making trans women for Mbapé to devour. Right? That's what we have to do. but in terms that we had to find an outsourcing. We needed a place to make our sneakers and our clothing, right?

We found China. We found a, they did that. France needs a place to make guys in Europe hot so they could have sexual intercourse with them. They were sick and tired of looking through the fucking holes in a British guy's mouth and they're like, there's no way I can put my dick in there so they found a place they could do it for cheap.

You don't think Thailand has a little gayer? No. I honestly, if I'm being honest with you, they're fucking ladies. Yes. I know I'm being honest. You got to be a man first to be gay, and I don't know if they get there. It's just boys to women.

Gay people don't go to Thailand. His only straight dudes that go to Thailand. That's a good point. If you're a gay guy, why would you try to be with the most girly-looking man? That's the least gay you could be. They're running from that. It's not the least gay.

To me, that's the least gay. No, that's not the least gay. It's the least gay gang. No, that's not the least gay. It's the least gay gay. Yeah, that's what I thought we were talking about. In the spectrum of gay, right? Having sex with a Thai lady boy.

I wouldn't even, I'd say that's, I don't even know if that's gay. Okay. But it's not perfectly straight. It's, you know, it's more straight than gay. Let me ask you this question. Let me ask you this question. It is way more straight than gay. It's way more trying to get.

You know them fish that can kind of fly for a little bit? Are they a bird? You know what I mean? Like, no. No, we call them fish a bird? No one we call them a bird not one time. You'd be like, wow, those fish can jump out the water for a little bit, but then they get back to fishes.

That's it. That's probably. I don't even know if there's another four works. You might make sense. You might make sense. No, but it makes sense. It makes sense. I think you're kind of straight

I think if you're going to Thailand to hook up with a lady boy I think you're straight in the way that a fish can fly for a little bit is still a fish. When the fish is flying you're like is that motherfucker's a bird

I don't know if that's a motherfucker's straight but then back in. But then back in exactly Yeah You don't think America's gayer You've got probably the most gays Yeah that's what makes us straight I don't make a straight

The country of the most gay is the straightest country. Wait, what? Because they can be gay. Oh, we're the most secure. So we're like, yeah, be gay doesn't affect us because we're super straight. Exactly. Europe is the gayest country because the gay's got to pretend to be normal.

Yeah. When you meet a gay in Europe, they have no accent change. We allow the gays to be so gay that they have their own accent. They can indulge in who they truly want to be in their identity. You meet a gay in Britain. You meet a gay in fucking Luxembourg.

They just sound like a guy from there. What the fuck is the point? What is the point of that? And that's why the French sound the way they do, because they're just all gay. They're just all gay. That's not an accent. It's not an accent at all.

It's by design. And so France couldn't make the gays themselves, so they were like, who can do it? No, France wanted the gays to be even hot. France is about aesthetic and experience and pleasure. Everything touches a pleasure center. What smells the best? What tastes the best?

Who's the hottest? Who's the hottest? Okay. We're done fucking ourselves. All the Muslims we bring in, we can't fuck them. Right? Oopsie Daisy. They have a religion that doesn't allow us to game up.

We got to go north. The British come in. It's a fucking jackalanta. You sticking your dick in a pumpkin's mouth that was carved for Halloween. Are you going to do that? Come on, man. Genuinely speaking. No, no, you can't do that.

We've got to see the Tyson Fury fight this way. Oh, goodness. Yeah, yeah, no, you can't do it. You know, he might get nicked on a fucking cooking tooth or something. It needs to be smooth porcelain. So then you reach out of Turkey and you say, hey. I don't even know if you got to reach out. I think Turkey's like, we want hot guys.

But why? Do you know one? No, they're a gay factory. They're a factory for gay. What about the Lebanese? What about them? Aren't they the gay Muslims? I think they just say that about them.

Because they're kind of accepting of other religions. Oh, no. Is that why? Yeah, but also who went into Lebanon and taught him a bunch of words? French. Oh, see. Come on, man. Come on, man.

You, pick your colonizer, you know. Pick your colonizer, bro. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a good point. It's honestly rock solid. French just went around, just gaying everybody up. If I was Turkey and I wanted to throw the scent off the gay trail, I would definitely start doing some things to make women hotter to.

That's all I'm trying to say. Do some things to make the women hotter too. Those same surgeries can apply to women. Where do women go to be hotter? Brazil. That's the cheaper place to go. Columbia. Columbia?

Columbia. Yeah. Columbia. And if I'm being honest, you go to the place that has the most attractive looking women. Yeah. So does Turkey have the most attractive looking men? Is that why men are going there?

Are they going, I want to have a hand? hairline like a Turkish guy. I want to have teeth like a turkic guy. Is this a compliment to the Ottomans? Selective breeding over hundreds and hundreds of years has produced the most handsome men. That's interesting. That's not that point. There's a picture of that Ottoman princess, I'm pretty sure you can bring it up. And this is what the most attractive woman in the Ottoman Empire look like. We could probably get an image of it. Yeah. She's been touted at least as the most beautiful princess. Yeah. You're actually nowhere close in that image

right there, but you've got to find it. Yeah, I'm going to find it. But while I pull this up, you really think this guy's gay? Louis the 14th. Was that the 14th? I think so. Who was the Sun King? I think it was him. I don't remember. Because I thought he had golden hair or whatever. They would pay to watch him shit.

Really? They had a hustle, bro. Really? Yeah, he would just take a dump. A motherfucker just sit and watch him in his bedroom. People come from all around the world. And they also came. came all around the world to court this woman right here. Oh, shit. Yeah, FM.

That was a... Oh, no. Oh, this is Persia. The princess of Persia, I think. Oh, whoopsie. But she might have been Ottoman also. I don't know. Man, keep that straight clothes, bro.

Keep that shit. What are we trying to let out of there, man? That's insanity. That's nuts. That's absolute insanity. Maybe we just don't get it. You know, maybe there's something that we just don't understand. I see why they went gay.

Bro, look at that thing. Is this a painting or a picture? I think it's a photograph. At least with the paintings, you could spruce them up a little bit. But photographs back in the day are, that is it. Good Lord. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out exactly where she's from, but I'm assuming this is her again.

That's got to be her, right? That's rough. You've got to see the black and white picture of it. I'll pull it out Get it up, Miles Dexterate to Mark Get it up, Miles Wow

Yeah, that's crazy Apparently people are lining up Persons would be nice This is Yeah Yeah It must have been some inbreeding with this one Oh man, who knows

Awesome Wow Yeah, she was married to an aristocrat And the son of a defense minister He divorced her I know she divorced her husband breaking a taboo becoming the first woman

in the royal family to get a divorce. Nah, she was a man. What's you mean? It just has to. What's you mean? What's you mean? You can't be the first to do that.

That was a man, bro. She tricked him. Maybe hermaphidite. There's no way. In 19-scentriced Persian, mustache. Mastas on women were a symbol of beauty. Princess Fatima Kanum

Estimat al-Daléle was the princess of Persia. This is Effie. It looks so much like him. Like, come on. It looks so much like him. Effie, I love you, but. Go back.

Can you make that the whole screen? Go back a little bit. Goodness, fucking gracious, dude. Nah. Why did Disney never make this movie? Nah, this is the Olympic boxer that got both the X, Y, is it all that. Go zoom in and go. Zoom in and go down.

This is crazy. Bro, go up. Go up. Let's just look at that head for a second. There's no fucking way. Maybe she was funny. Nah, this is the first trans.

Brother, that is a thick mustache. I know. That mustache Put the thing on. It's like, yo, I identify as a woman. Sometimes you just got to forget parts of your history, man. You don't got to put everything in the book. You know what I mean?

Like, we don't know what Abe Lincoln's wife look like. Yeah, we don't. You know, we know the hot wives. Yeah. But we don't got to know every president's wife. Yeah. That one right there, you just got to push that to the side. Goodness gracious, bro.

Don't, right? I really don't think that's... I'm reading now. I'm reading about her now. I don't think as a woman. I really don't. I don't think it's in. I don't think it's possible.

She learned piano and embroidery from a French tutor. When did she open halal guys? That's what I need to know, because that guy has put the fucking white sauce hot sauce on for me for the last 20 years of my life. Look at that fucking thing. Beauty standards change. Hopefully it's AI.

Hopefully, you know. She looked like Matilda's dad. Danny DiVito. Bring on Danny DeVito and Matilda. Oh, no. In her book, this woman describes how men and women in 19th century Persia describe a certain standard of beauty. Women prized their thick eyebrows and the hair above their lip to such an extent that sometimes they painted them on with mascara. Nah.

They are gay. They even want women to look like that is crazy. Look, dude, things change, you know? Yeah. Jesus. I keep staring. I can't stop. We got to stop this podcast.

We got to end the podcast. Okay, anything else? This was, wait, what did you have, Miles? Just before we go, Al's a big, fat phony and was here watching the game, and his story makes it look like he was watching it in the streets of New York City, and he wasn't. He was here in the studio.

I just want to bring that up, so. Wait a minute. What did he say? Because I wanted to watch the game on Instagram. With my girl, and y'all wanted to have some long debrief shit back there, and so Al is such a fucking part where out is it supposed to be.

So you posted like you were in Spain. Nah, but it's celebration for my team. Hold on. No, not Spain. She's up the block. She's up the block. I think I'm in the streets right now. It's not even loading for it.

There you go, see. It's not even loading for me. I look myself. That's the universe is God right there. That's something. I don't know what that is. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

One, do you have it? No, I've got to make it up right now. It's fine, bro. Also, shout to Miles just for being an ultimate. time hater. He is. He is. Not when you get away with this. Oh, no. Come on. We celebrate. It's the streets of New York.

Oh, hell no. Yeah, we don't even know if you're in San Antonio now. We don't know if you went to that Jay-Z concert. When did you go to this? No, it's my girl there. That's what I wanted to go to. And I was like, oh, we got to record. Why should just repost her? Yeah, why didn't she didn't? She didn't post it.

And I'm like, oh, this is fire. Yeah. So you were like, yo, just send me a clip. We were texting the whole time, and every time we scored, she sent me some shit. Oh, wow, man. I am celebrating, right? Y'all just hate us because your team's lost. My team won.

I like to celebrate. My team's still in it. Who's your team? Spain? I won't for the song. Oh, okay. There you go. Yeah, this guy lived in Spain for a long time.

That is true. Yeah. He lived in Spain for a while. Yeah. Rep your set. I do rep it. Where's your colors? And you're looking kind of French right now.

It's coming home. Okay. Oh, no. I don't want that. Do we have anything else that we need to hit, my boy? There was a famous incident that happened out in one of the national parks that went super viral. Oh, I saw this. I'm not sure of the current state of this dude.

Did you see this? Yeah, I saw it. I'm not sure the state of him right now. Did he make it? I think so. Oh, if he's alive, we're good. I think he's good. If he's dead, we're good.

It's a learning. It's a learning lesson. No, I would be sad because he died. The only wasn't there full. Grandfather recovering from surgery. came over to fuck with it. No, no, no, no, no, no. You got to watch it.

You got to watch it. Guys, he's all the way in the background right there. So how did, how is it? Not his fault. Look at the buffalo. It's by a fucking picnic. The buffalo shouldn't be there. This guy's standing right here. That's his picnic.

He's walking by it. He's not camping. He's walking by it. He's got suspenders. So why are you walking towards the buffalo? He's not. The buffalo chases them and chasing him around a tree. It's like a cartoon.

He's walking away getting behind a tree for cover because he's like, oh, this is a little sketchy right now. Watch. Watch this. It's a cartoon. Literally. Watch. He sees it.

This is fucked up. But like... All of a sudden comes over. Oh, shit. All right. Let's get behind this tree. Oh, I thought it is. See?

No, watch. Watch. So he... Hold on. And he's hiding. He's hiding. And... And he's good, right?

Like, there's no way this bison's going to get him. See, you didn't ask some permission to take a picture. He ran, he runs. The bison follows him. He runs. He's trying to run around. Whee!

No, no, no. But he's doing all right, right, Miles? He's on recovery. He's on recovery. This is like, you know, running with the Bulls in Spain. American version. We do Bison, though, man. Son.

Are you going to do that running the bull shit? No, I think they stopped video from the inside. They didn't stop it. I think they did. Or maybe the, I don't know. I think they stopped. Or they stopped the... Yeah, maybe they stopped killing them.

They're killing them, yeah, yeah. But the running of the bulls is lit. I would love to do that. I went to it. You did? Yeah. Oh, but you didn't get in? Nah, I was too tired.

You party all night, and then in the morning, they run, and you're like, I was partying all night. Yeah. And, like, you're there for the summer solstice when they do, like, some big celebration in the streets? I don't remember. Bro. It was crazy. It was crazy. Like, they have bonfires in the middle of streets everywhere.

people are fireworks everywhere every other block it's like a fucking concert going on yeah but it's like the fact that a calm city allows giant bonfires in the middle of the street crazy it was madness it looked like a war zone yeah

and everybody's just like this is the last video I want to show you guys this one popped back up I sent this to you a while ago it's maybe the funniest I think we watched this yet did we already watch it yeah I think so you can play it oh come on There's no way. There's no way.

There's no way. So he's trying to jump the fence. He got it though. He's good, he got it. Oh, he's got his pants collar on a little bit. All right, so he's struggling a little bit. He should be able to get it. He's running out of energy, right?

He's pretty high up too and he's doing a dip. This is kind of hard. His pants. Oh, that's tough. That's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's...

No way. What does you mean? There's no way. What happens? No, no. No, no. And shout out to his boy for never stepping into hell. Oh, fuck that.

I mean, all time. video. I mean, a certain point, like, I don't know when you ditch the pants. Like, right here, you're like, oh, I can save it. There you go, all right, my pants are fulls coming off. And then here is worst case scenario. You know? I mean, just dangling upside down.

Oh, God bless us, man. Oh, man. That's great. Boys, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you next week. Peace. Peace.