Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - For Colored Boys

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

This week Akaash and Kaz discuss being able to say the "N-word", AB getting released, OJ killing Flagrant 2, Esports athletes, Daniel Jones catching us all by surprise, Akaash hitting the blunt, and much more. Indulge!!! Want to hear an extra episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2

Welcome to Flagrant 2, No Easy Buckets, water cooler commentary for your sports needs, analysis by assholes. I'm Akash Singh. Andrew Schultz is doing major things in Australia, selling out theaters. He took Alex with him to tape shows and fuck white women. And koalas and shit. You saw that picture of them together? A koala's the white woman of the wild, I think.

Why is that? Do they complain a lot? I don't know. You saw that picture of them together? A koala's the white woman of the wild, I think. Why is that? Are they gonna play in a lot? I don't know. I just don't trust them. I think they act like they're cute and cuddly and then deep down they're devil killers

and that's why they're like white women. Deep down inside they know exactly what the fuck to do. You know whose voice that is, guys. What's going on, motherfuckers?

Finally for a full episode. Real life Kaz, Kazim, fama yi de. I'm sorry. I had to get that Puma check last week. It was nice.

Yo, you be getting other checks on our dime. Ain't that some shit? What you mean? Oh, first off. What you mean, what you mean? First off, I gave y'all a month in advance. I'm like, yo, I got this Puma thing. How you give it a month in advance?

You weren't there for three weeks for valid reasons. Valid reasons. This is true. Don't act like you were there and then while you were gone, came here to give us notice and then left. I hit y'all in the group chat. I'm like, yo, I got this Boomer thing. Can we move today?

He's like, no, we can't move. I was like, all right, well, I'm going to have to leave because this is a nice check I got to get real quick. But anyway, what's up, motherfuckers? It's the first episode of Flagrant 2 with no white people in it. I know. Kaz is very excited about this. This is the third time he's mentioned there's no white people.

Yes. And I'm going to be honest. I bet there's zero difference in Kaz with white people or without white people. Oh, you think so? Because he already told me his flagrant thought and I don't like it. Why not?

Because he says about Daniel Jones and I don't want a sports flagrant thought from you. But it isn't. I don't have one so I'm not really in a position to judge. But I don't want

I want a fucking black ass Kaz flagrant thought. A black ass Kaz flagrant thought. No white people in the room. I have four black roommates so I know how y'all be talking

when white people aren't around. It's a different thing. You be planning a revolution suddenly. That's how the Underground Railroad happened, motherfucker. Underground Railroad. White people aren't around. It's like, shit, this is what we got to do, motherfucker. God damn it.

Yeah, nah, fuck it. Flagrant Thought of the Week. It wasn't my favorite Flagrant Thought of the Week until Akash Trudeau. Okay, just say it and then think of something bad about white people to say. Because, Kaz, you're very excited about this and if you don't trash white people you wasted an opportunity that you said was a beautiful thing listen first off we got a good two plus hours i got plenty of time to make for the white people and trash them so i will do plenty of that until andrew comes back and you know we're back to hail Hitler. Yeah, yeah. Wow! We're back to hail Kost.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Was that my Flickr thought of the week? No, get it. Get it. Nah, my Flickr thought of the week, shout out to Daniel Jones, New York Giants,

balled out. As you guys remember, motherfucker got booed out the fucking building when he got drafted. Everybody said why he got picked so high. Nobody said nobody said he couldn't play people were just like oh he would have been available in the later rounds and now everybody's sucking his dick whatever this is what you got to do if you're a new york athlete you have to go full pro wrestler professional heel tell the new york fans to suck your dick as soon as you get drafted.

So you automatically get booed. You take, you got to make sure, Daniel Jones, as soon as he got drafted, everybody swore up and down this motherfucker sucked, right? Everybody swore he sucked. So expectations were so low for him. If he came in and was just average, like Baker Mayfield average, like if he was fucking just, if he was just, all right, motherfuckers be like, all right, we got to go for it. But now that the expectations were so low and he clicked in preseason

with second team players and didn't really get no first team reps, all this other bullshit, he's the king of New York right now. Everybody's on his dick. And now if you go in there with lowered expectations telling people to suck your dick, get booed, initially go out there

and get motherfuckers to not like you, it's the only way I've seen it work with New York athletes. Porzingis getting booed, fucking, I'm scared for R.J. Barrett

because we cheered the fuck out of him when he got cheered. Mello got cheered when he got traded. Mello got a whole ass video and then did nothing. You gotta boo, you gotta get booed. Maybe all Northeast Donovan when he got cheered. Melo got cheered when he got traded. Melo got a whole ass video and then did nothing. You gotta boo.

You gotta get booed. Maybe all Northeast Donovan McNabb got booed. Cross the West got cheered and he ain't shit. Cross the West was alright for like nine games and then he's shitty.

But nah, I mean, I'll fuck with it. I mean, he took so much. He got booed at Yankee Stadium. He got booed throwing out the first pitch. He got booed at the fucking wall. Like, how you got booed at Wallkee stadium he got booed throwing out the first pitch he got booed at the fucking wall like how you got booed on wall street he wasn't gonna ring the fucking bell at the new york sports exchange that motherfucker's like oh it shouldn't be am i

you serious i didn't know that not only should he tell people to suck his dick before he gets drafted he should tell people to suck his dick right fucking now because nobody like to see an athlete they got booed yeah and then went on to be good and be like, don't think I forgot you booed me. You can't though, because then they're going to continue to boo you. But I want a motherfucker to win a Super Bowl, get on the podium with the MVP trophy and be like, don't think I forgot you booed me.

Fuck them though. I didn't win this for you, I won this for me. Don't think I forgot you booed me. You don't deserve me. I might stick around if you make me the highest paid quarterback. You know what it is? Like, Daniel Jones, he just looks like such a pussy in the face. Like, he has such a, he has like a doughy, a doughy.

What, does Eli look like a fucking gladiator? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And on top of that, I guess because he went to Duke and shit, and nobody gives a fuck about football players from Duke. And on top of that, you look like, you look like you're playing Eli Manning in the Eli Manning movie. All right. Well, listen.

He got a little dumb. He looks real fucking goofy. He looks a little OB-ish. Yeah. He doesn't have the suck my dick face. He doesn't look like somebody who would. Nah, he has that suck my dick face. Look at him.

Nah, I mean. Look how he's staring. He just looks fucking. Guys, I mean. Look how he's staring. He just looks, he looks fucking. Guys, can I do my flagrant thought? Because I was wondering. Because here's something. People be dying, right? Oh my gosh.

All right, before we continue. Before we got on. Don't say who. Just let it live, all right? Let it live. We're not going to say it now. No, we're not going to say who. Wow.

Because it's too close. Why? You can't go home again? Because it's not the idea. No, I can go going to say who. Wow. Because it's too close. Why? You can't go home again? Because it's not the idea. No, I'd go home. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Go home, don't give a fuck, son.

Let me be honest with you. Every time, because every time somebody dies, everybody's, no matter who it is, right? The most B-list, scrub, forgotten motherfucker, everybody's like, oh, remembering so-and-so who just passed. And I want to know, before you remembered him today, when was the last time you remembered him? You done forgot about this motherfucker? God damn it.

What? I'm saying. Everybody acts like I'm an asshole, but nobody can actively disprove me. Motherfucker just done. He's not even in the ground yet. Oh, it's a tragedy. He's like even in the ground yet. It's a tragedy. When's the last time you dropped 30? That's what you said.

When's the last time you thought of him? It's a tragedy. That's all you gotta say. Yo, this is tragic. That dude died at a young age. That's tragic. Murdered. But stop acting like motherfuckers get murdered. Stop acting like... He gets shot every day, B. By the great Cameron Giles. When it rains, N-words get wet.

DMX. That applies somehow. It didn't sound as hard when you said N-words. I can't do it. There's no white people here. You can let it fly. I won't let you go. I don't ever.

Why not? Why don't you say the N-word? I've told you on multiple occasions. I wouldn't get mad if you said the N-word, but if you did, I'd just be like. I want to make a bit about this. Okay. I have, every brown person says the N-word, like the Indian brown person. We're not, we're soft people.

Yes. Right? Even everywhere, globally, soft people. Yeah. And they're always like, yeah, but my black friends let me say it. And I'm like, I don't, if you really want to get away with it, and like, to me, don't say it. I want to hear a black stranger. Yeah.

If you say it to black friends and it's cool, that's your friends. Say it to a black stranger. And if the stranger looks at you and is like, all right, hey man, you got that. That's the test. Here's my thing. Here's my thing, right? You ain't giving me an N-word pass for especially public. I'm going to be like, Kaz said it's okay.

You can though you can I don't know you you know what you need you need like a stamp like if you have like a stamp in your ID card before the

whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait you know what's crazy if you could give I got my card if you could give non-black people an N-word brand

like brand them we would sign up for this shit so fast yo the line would be hotter than any Jordan

release ever any off white yo the off white branding that's what it looks like a supreme line god damn it

it's like yo the new N-words come out this week make sure get that motherfucking stamp limited release only a thousand

in stock the bread N-words the bread n-words the bread n-words what would the upsell be for the n-words like yo son people would pay

thousands no question I wanna know respond in Kaz's Twitter and maybe mine and feel up to it how much would you pay to be able to say

the n-word see here's the thing people are gonna act like that they wouldn't pay that price you know who'd be a funny ass GoFundMe if you were like yo give as much money as you want to and then you could call me the n-word see here's the thing people are gonna act like that they wouldn't pay if you were like yo give as much money as you want to and then you could call me the n-word on twitter you would raise 250 000 and you would have to say i'm gonna give like

half the money to the naacp i'm not. But. I'm not. Sorry. But you would have to just say that for black people. But then you could also say like, but white people, you get to say the full NAACP instead of just calling it. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Yeah, because we're not supposed to say that either. And there's a college fund with a word you can't say. Why? What's the word? I'd be saying it. What, colored? Black people get offended. No, the college fund with a word you can't say. Why?

What's the word? I'd be saying it. What, colored? Black people get offended. No, the college fund. The United. Negro? Yeah. You can say Negro.

It's all right. I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to say it on the podcast. I'm so confident about it. I didn't think Negro was a bad word. Negro's not a bad word. Apparently it is, dog. Yo, colored people, I don't even see how that's offensive.

All right, so you're saying colored people with that much vitriol? Yeah, colored people. What the fuck? People take that bad. I still don't remember why, but people take that worse. You colored people with that much vitriol. Yeah, colored people. What the fuck? People take that bad. I still don't remember why, but people take that worse. People take that worse. Hector Lyskin, he can't say it. Yeah, you are Lyskin.

Hector looks white, bro. Yeah, you can, you know. Hector look like a Jewish. He can't say it. It's the curls. You look way more Jewish than Dominican. Yeah, we replaced Alex. Edna outsourced Alex's job to another Latino.

I appreciate that. A Dominican this time. He looks like Andy Veragiao from the Cavs. It's weird because you're light-skinned, so you're like high class, but you're Dominican, so you're low. You know what I mean? It's like an odd. So you get to eat inside the house, but you still got to mow the lawn.

But no, Akash, what happens if you say the N-word, like the N- pass about like strangers my thing is you gotta and I've said this I've gone on occasion multiple times about speaking

I don't speak for all black people I never have never will I just speak for Kaz but the odds of you getting pressed for saying the N word I speak for every Indian I'm gonna tell you that right now

and if you're an Indian and you think I don't speak for you you can suck my fucking dick I speak for all of us I'm going to tell you that right now. And if you're an Indian and you think I don't speak for you, you can suck my fucking dick. I speak for all of us. If you disagree, you wrong. Well, anyway. He's lying.

He's lying his ass off. But, um, nah, like, here's the thing. You wouldn't get pressed. Like, if you said the N-word, no black person could come to you like, hey, man, that offended me.

Like, nah, you're just going to, oh, okay. I'm just going to assume you like Trinidadian or some shit. My four best friends from college would all individually press me if I said it.

Really? I know this for a fact. Well, they know you. They'll be your best friends. Maybe the South a little different, but in the South it's like a very clear,

like, nah, bruh. This is ours. You don't do that. I guess, but at the same time, it's like the stranger test, right? Like, if I walk past you and you're like, what's up, my nigga?

I'm just assuming you treated daddy into some show. You from the islands. I'm sorry, the visual. That's ridiculous. Even the visual seems odd, right? Come on, try that. No, never. I edit out of my rap songs.

You heard me sing Dreams and Nightmares? Rap the fuck out of that song with no N words. By myself. By myself, dog. I be practicing. No ad libs. You practicing the murder. I be practicing. No ad-libs. I'm that scared of black people that maybe want to just be at my house breaking in. And I mean, then he'll steal more shit.

God damn. Remember that episode you said the N-word? Here I am, Akash. No, I'm saying like if I'm rapping to myself alone, I still won't say it. Really? I'm telling you, I'm that scared of black people. That's what you're supposed to lean into it. No, I'm that afraid of people.

We know you do it. We know everybody does it. I don't. it really i'm telling you i'm that scared to lean into it no i'm that we know you do it like we know everybody does it like it doesn't feel i really don't uh i don't use any slurs i feel like i could be why would you rob yourself the joy of the n-word i don't use i don't use any slurs because i feel like i could be racist much more creatively like oh yeah see that's to me that's like and when you do that is like such it's so usually not funny that it's a little racist to me because there's no creativity behind it. So you're prodding yourself on not saying the N-word because you're way more creative racist than just going to the N-word. That's how you know I'm not racist because I'm creative with it. So I'm too smart to be racist.

Anybody could call me a spic or tell me I eat rice and beans. That's the lowest hanging fruit. Yeah, you got to give me something hard my only creative people can call you pollo yes he's like yeah fucking pavo can you give me one more poultry yeah that's no is that work i was turkey was turkey And Pollo is chicken Oh see I still get Fucking chicken emojis Thanks guys

I appreciate it No doubt And photo edits Are that shit You weren't there This day Kaz We made fun of Ed and looking like a turkey

For about 40 straight minutes And I lay down on my back As a turkey It's the most fun I think I've ever had In my life God damn Did they shame you

Into the gym Like they shamed me Into the gym No I still look like a fucking pig Oh nah As soon as that episode Was over I was like Damn I do look kinda husky When like a fucking big. Oh, nah. As soon as that episode was over, I was like,

damn, I do look kind of husky. When did y'all shoot him? Remember? Oh, you weren't at that episode when we did the Brilliant Idiots My first episode back. Charlamagne's first words

when he saw Kaz, after everything that happened to Kaz, what's up, Kaz? Damn, you got thick. First words. Facts. All I did was

point something out. First of all, nobody knew we had already Talked about Kaz And everything he had gone through For like 30 minutes And then we recorded Like that was the part of the Patreon

And then Charlamagne had to leave So we did the Brilliant 80s mashup Okay So Kaz says The three weeks he pretended To boycott the NFL Were the worst three weeks of his life And he had just missed

Three weeks of the podcast So I just pointed out I think you had a worse three weeks And everybody acted like I was a monster. Meanwhile, Charlamagne won't let this guy eat comfort food without teasing me yet. First words out of his mouth, and I'm the asshole. To be fair, I did have some poo-poo shorts on that night.

That's it, too. My shorts came up to maybe an inch past my dick. They were very short. Huh? Past your dick? Well, shit. The shorts were very short. Huh? Past your dick? Well, shit. The shorts were very short that day.

I know exactly which ones I was wearing. Yo, let me tell you something. If it has an inch past your dick, you win every argument we are ever going to have. You got it, bro.

You got it. You got it, yo. Don't even worry about it. There's some stereotypes that are true. Oh, speaking of pulling dicks out, Antonio Brown. A.B. God damn.

All right, so we got to eat a little shit for this episode, right? No, we don't. We said it on the Patreon. Don't even worry about it. Lock it up, Ken. I'll eat the shit. Lock it up. I'll eat the shit.

I thought he was crazy like a fox. I thought his whole grandmaster plan. Oh. I eat the shit. Lock it up. I eat the shit. I thought he was crazy like a fox. I thought his whole grandmaster plan. Oh, I never thought that. I said that. They're saying he crazy for real. I thought he was crazy

like a fox. I thought this was another big fucking Patriot scheme to bolster their receiving core one more time, get Tom Brady more help, get the best wide receiver in the game

for next to nothing. And turns out, I don't know what the fuck. I'm Brady more help. Get the best wide receiver in the game for next to nothing. And turns out, I don't know what the fuck. I'm all fucking crazy. Nigga crazy. I second that. I think I'm going to try to break the record for N-words this episode. That's what I'm talking about, Kev. Utilize no wipe you'll be all right. I'm definitely going to do it.

That's what it is. Alright, I bet. Yo, so this nigga AB is crazy. Yo. Go ahead, man. Here's what, I second that. I agree verbatim with that sentence. Verbatim? Verbatim with that sentence. I missed it the first time. Silently verbatim. Here's why I couldn't, a lot of people had this dumbass

conspiracy theory that this was all planned and Antonio Brown is brilliant and you had read his text messages to this bitch. Yeah. And the way he spelled and didn't understand what a period was. Probably any kind of period. He doesn't really respect those. I was like, how can you think this guy is smart?

I know a person that is not indicative of your intelligence if you're not a great speller. I was about to say like. But this guy spelled like a full on Franks and Beans. Full on. I swear to God, I've read fourth graders with better everything than that. You can tell he was pacing in his room before he sent out those texts. He was just like, motherfuckers. Just started to go like this.

If you spell lying, L-I-E-N, like a fucking tax lien. Jesus Christ. Bruh, you gonna go broke because you don't understand finances and you dumb because you don't understand spelling. You're not savvy enough for this.

I don't know why I thought. He's not Floyd Mayweather. Like, Floyd got so much brain damage, I get Floyd not being brain damaged. Yeah, yeah. AD got minimal CTE.

It shouldn't be an effect on this one. He's got base level CTE. Base level CTE. You shouldn't be that bad at spelling with a very average level of CTE, I think. He's got the amount of CTE. It shouldn't be ineffective in this way. He's got base level CTE. Base level CTE. You shouldn't be that bad at spelling with a very average level of CTE, I think. He's got the amount of CTE that I think

like 70% of the NFL got CTE. Yeah. I was just like, yeah, you get a little helmet to helmet. Troy Aikman CTE. Yeah, a couple concussions,

a couple blackouts. And Troy killing it. He a Fox analyst. For sure. Tony Romo. He's got like advanced CTE. Like, that shit made him smarter.

As soon as he got into the booth, I was like, damn, this guy's actually really fucking bright. Yeah, he always is bright. So more shit came out about AB. Yeah. And I asked you to do this because I don't be giving a fuck about these stories for the most part. Okay. So some of the accusations I've heard, we said his doctor said he farted in his face.

That's fine. That's hilarious. I don't mind that. I'm sorry, Mr. Doctor. You're not. Some chef he cooked for, I heard this story, was doctor said he farted in his face that's fine that's hilarious I don't mind that I'm sorry Mr. Doctor some chef he cooked for I heard this story was like he got a history

of not paying motherfuckers for anything like get a private chef come cook for him and he literally the private chef anytime he tried to look AB in the eye

to talk to him AB's like right hand man or whatever was like don't look AB in the eye when you talk to him look down he made him

and anytime he tried to lift his head up he'd be like, look down. And A.B. just was smirking through the whole thing. Then didn't pay the dude. Holy shit. A lot of these stories, and then there's more of the Me Too stuff. What is those again?

Isn't that funny? That's why I don't remember. You remember the intricate details about shit. I remember a man. Like, he told you not to look down. I was like, oh, yeah. Because that bothered me. I was like, hey, I'm a man. Let me look you in the fucking eye, shit. I remember a man. I told you not to look down. I was like, oh, yeah. Because that bothered me. I was like, I'm a man.

Let me look you in the fucking eye, bro. I'm not. But the Me Too stuff, I'm like, well, you know. I'm sure he would let you. Things happen. That's his life. Hey, man. Sometimes you got to grab a tip.

No, I'm just kidding. No, no, no. I like it. Don't apologize. Okay, so what are the accusations? So apparently, so I think it's the same thing. It's the artist, right? Like he employed some artist to fucking paint something in his house.

Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. And I guess. He Charlie Rosed her. Yeah. He would walk out naked with a towel covering. Make her feel uncomfortable or whatever.

And then I guess he talked about it in this big Sports Illustrated expose that came out a few days ago. And, you know, mind you, and according to the Patriots. He's not the only one expose-ing. Oh, my God. Was that easy? Sorry, I thought it was solid. I didn't know I was going to get met with that. Let me ask you a real question about this.

He had a towel covering his genital. Oh, gosh. You can't do that, bro. You can't. about this. He had a towel covering his gen... Like... Akash. You can't do that, bro. You can't. Alright, fine. You're too famous for that. Like, you're getting

too famous to think that's okay, Akash. I'm faithful to my girl because I've got no confidence in my dick game. So you don't have to worry about it

or my body. So you don't have to worry about any of this, hoes. For now, I'm fine. Tyler, are you doing tours now and shit?

You drinking emergency to fucking get ready for the podcast? That's true. You fucking out here. Are you touring? Like, hey, I love your girl. Your girl's the shit. She's awesome. But listen.

You too. You don't think you're not too famous for somebody to hit you like, yo, Akash was walking around with his dick out in his fucking backstage. That's what I'm saying. I got too much body shame to do such a thing. That's what I'm saying. But if I look like AB and I'm covering my dick,

it's like, yo, what's, you looked at a really good looking guy's body. Like, what's the problem? You really think

he's good looking? AB, good looking dude. Good ass teeth. Good ass teeth. He does have good teeth. Best teeth in sports. Good teeth.

That mustache and the hair is a terrible combo. Great peck definition though. But that's what, it's just like, it's just like. It's a faux pas. You know what I mean?

With the mustache? No, the walking out with most of your body. So apparently that wasn't the straw that broke the camel's back with the Patriots. The straw that broke the camel's back was, I guess he sent out a group text to the girl. Like, after the story came out, pretty much called her a broke ass bitch this ain't gonna work yada yada yada and he had like other people on the group text

one was like a known steroid dealer another drug dealer somebody who's done time like yo like we're gonna get some info on this bitch should we read the text

oh boom there we go oh hold on now this actually you know what's crazy this is somebody wrote this for him because this is worded well. Here's from Antonio Brown.

Because people are watching. It's a group text. You can't just send, you know when you're on a text with somebody one-on-one, you just send that show all willy-nilly. When it's a group text, you want to be like, you want to be at least use some sort of commas and periods and shit. Okay, dramatic reading of Antonio Brown text message. Go for it.

To five people. Text message, not iMessage. Text message sent today, 1047 p.m. Really sad you would make a bullshit story to the world. Thought you had more integrity and respect for yourself. Must be really hard times for to make up some stuff for money. Super sad. This the girl who unfinished painting in my room from blank.

Super broke girl with a lot of kids. Such a shame. This in her text, Eric B. Let's look up her background history. See how broke with a lot of kids. Such a shame. This in her text. Eric B. Let's look up her background history. See how broke this girl is from Blank. Basically cried broke for opportunities. I let paint my room. Couldn't finish. I flew out now to hear this so sad.

Next response. Yes, sir. We will do that. We will do that, sir. Send me her info, bro. This is the fucked up part. He posted a picture of the girl's kids. Oh, that's just blacked out. Yeah, those are kids and IG Eric.

She's awfully broke, clearly. And I guess somebody who's not in the text says, according to the post, she was going for a Meek Mill rally. I can reach out to his team tomorrow and see if anyone knows her. She sounds like a celebrity groupie. I don't think that guy's name should have been blacked out. Yeah. That guy, I can understand the girl, but that guy being like,

hey, let's see what's up with this bitch. Maybe we can ruin her life, potentially. His name, if you're on AB's team and you send a shit like that, your name doesn't have to be blacked out. Am I wilding? I mean, nah. I mean, apparently he was like a former convict, like did like

a couple years in jail for something you know so I don't want anybody locked up I'm just saying I'm very everybody knows

I'm very loyal to Andrew if Andrew sent this kind of text to somebody and I was like yo let me look this bitch up I don't think my name needs to be blacked out like I was writing

for my boy yeah but he is an accomplice yeah so if you got Antonio Brown why is he the only one blacked out? That's just a little weird to me. It is weird. And then there's other pictures of her

that are completely blacked out. And then I guess her at some kind of fashion show. Her paintings. Yeah, I think these are. Do they black out? Well, I guess they're unfinished. They look unfinished. And so who did she send this to?

The girl also? I guess the NFL reached out and she sent it to them them is he a fucking idiot yeah yeah he's actually pretty fucking stupid pretty fucking stupid and then uh this led to a fucking big ass uh twitter tirade that happened what sunday morning yeah when he was talking about yeah about robert craft um i know it's gonna take you a while to google so just look up antonio brown robert craft tweets what is google so more or less more or less he says you know tweets about Robert Kraft. I know it's going to take you a while to Google. So just look up Antonio Brown, Robert Kraft tweets. What is Google? So more or less

he says, you know, Robert Kraft got caught in this fucking massage parlor where there's probably girls getting abducted to these sex rings. You got Ben Roethlisberger only lost four games when he clearly raped some bitch. And Shannon Sharp was accused of sexual misconduct or whatever. Shannon Sharp clapped back immediately.

Shannon Sharp, here's the thing. If people don't follow Shannon on IG, he been calling AB a clown. Oh, yeah. So there was a personal thing there with AB calling out Shannon Sharp. Of course. Which, to be honest,

I didn't know that about Shannon Sharp. And if I was AB, I don't know what's true or not, but I would immediately mention that shit. So he did. And I guess a couple tweets later, he said, you know, anybody pressing me about this,

this is what happened. He pretty much, like, tweeted out a statement saying the lady who accused AB of this shit was clearly a stalker. And the case was dropped immediately as soon as it went to any sort of court. AB said that? No, Shannon Sharp. Said the lady who accused AB. The lady who accused Shannon Sharp of sexual assault. Oh, yeah.

You know, throwing out immediately all this other bullshit. I say all this to say this. Here's his tweet. We'll not be playing in the at NFL anymore. These owners can cancel deals, do whatever they want at any time. We will see if the at NFL PA hold them accountable. Sad. They can just void guarantees.

Anytime going on 40 mil two months, we'll see if they pay us. You knew this already, though. How do you not understand a basic idea of a contract you knew this he knew this shit already i promise you there was clearly written and explained to him probably by his agent and the team there are certain things you can do that will void these guarantees yeah if you are a distraction because you are a distraction in pittsburgh if you come here with that shit we will avoid all this guaranteed money. And for him to act like that's not written in a contract, you don't have to honor it. They are honoring the contract by voiding the guarantee.

If it's written in clear ink or in black ink, hey, if you do this, we will void your guarantees. And then you do it and we void your guarantees. We're honoring the deal. We're actually doing what we're supposed to do. And I don't think the NFL is like like who's your like Drew Rosen as I'm saying

like Drew Rosenhaus is not like some run of the mill Asian like this motherfucker has done this a bunch of times how do you think the tweet we want to pull up

is Antonio Brown saying thanks for the opportunity because he loves the Patriots so much why do you think this is what the whole story he loves them so much

this is how bad you are at Google the whole story we've been talking about it's just a tweet A B yeah but I asked you to at Google the whole story we've been talking about it's just a tweet A B yeah but I asked

you pull up the tweets about Robert Kraft no Robert Kraft mentioned in any of these tweets you pulled up you pulled up a tweet saying

thank you NFL and Patriots and a picture of him being buddy buddy with Tom Brady I just want to know what you think when you pull this up

you're like this must be what they're looking for I saw the pretty pictures and I just put them up on the screen. God damn it. It's crazy how bad you are. There's no other tweets. It's really just this.

I think he deleted them. Can you? Oh, no. Go to tweets and replies. Go to tweets and replies. Blanco. It might be in the. Oh, that's why.

Yeah, click it. Click on tweets and replies. No, it doesn't let me do it I'm gonna have to sign in yeah so basically long story short right after these

tweets went out Adam Schefter and that's the thing like after they cut him they were still gonna pay him and then the tweets

go out and Adam Schefter says got a word from a Patriots insider Robert Kraft says I don't give a not a F but he's like I don't care what happens

he's not getting a single red penny from us and if you just if you're just nice to Robert Kraft he, I don't give a, not a F, but he's like, I don't care what happens. He's not getting a single red penny from us. And if you just, if you're just nice to Robert Kraft, he'll pay you. He saves so much money on hand jobs because he goes to the Groupon joints. I mean, like. God damn. He don't even get the, he don't even get the exquisite hand job spot. My man is saving money. He's the millionaire next door.

You read that book. It's the basic idea of the millionaire next door is rich people don't spend like rich people and that's how they stay rich. And Robert Kraft does that and he's probably willing to be generous

and say, hey, you keep your little paltry nine million because I save a thousand dollars every time I nut by going to undocumented workers

where they might get shipped in here from Russia or China. That's funny how that shit just got swept under the rug though. Here's the thing. AB's had some points. You pulled up the same. Hold on, damn it.

Boom. Kraft got caught in the parlor. AB's speculations fired. Different strokes with different folks apparently. He does have a really good chest definition. I'm telling you, he got a great body. Why would you act like you don't? I'm not going to do that.

Oh, yeah, no, he looks great. Great teeth. You know what I mean? Jaw definition. Let him know on my back. Shannon Sharp, the funny guy on TV, still after this. So, yeah, then he said Shannon Sharp is the funny guy on TV still after this. And he tweeted a picture of a 2010 article

that said Shannon Sharp accused of sexual assault. This is that thing he was on CBS. And then he tweeted another picture from CBS News. He stayed on the same website. Four games. This was like months apart, by the way. Both in 2010. That's funny how nobody Me Too'd this.

There was no Me Too movement after this. No, no, no. Four games for Big Ben. Crazy world. I'm done with it. And then it is a Steelers Q world. I'm done with it. And then it is a Steelers QB investigation. And that's it.

That's a whole lot. But you see how that's a more newsworthy tweet. I apologize for the not initial tweets. Thank you. Appreciate that. I appreciate you. That was fucking fantastic. Nah, but I mean, here's the thing with this whole shit, man. I really thought.

And here's the thing with this whole shit, man. I really thought, and here's the thing, like, he beat the system for, like, nine days. For nine days, he looked like the smartest motherfucker on earth, though. Like, he got out of the Raiders situation. No, he didn't. He lost $29 million in guaranteed money. I don't see how he was so smart. But he was incentivized to get even more of that money if he just shut the fuck up and played football. No, he got $15 million.

Yeah, he only got $15 million just for this year. But those incentives would have got equal to what? I think it was $9 million guaranteed and then $15 million with incentives, I think. Okay. But still, now he gets none of that shit. He fucked himself out of both guarantees. God damn. I'm never.

I mean, he clearly needs fucking help. Like, clearly he needs fucking help. So I don't want wanna drag on him too much but there is a part of me that remembers it's another episode you didn't show up to

it's Amiko Grimes when she was on the podcast sorry god damn shit is this what y'all do when I'm not here this is like

this is what I got done no save it for when you finally show up that's why it's so much now it's been so long god damn it alright fuck you then you know what's funny is I'm gonna miss two weeks for when you finally show up. That's why it's so much now. It's been so long. God damn it. All right. Fuck you then.

You know what's funny is I'm going to miss two weeks in December. Oh, in December. Wow. You got some time there, buddy. Yeah, yeah. And even back then, he'll be like, oh, okay, I think I'll make it. You'll be earlier. Imagi, you were late to this episode, by the way.

I was here before you. No, you were here earlier than me. I was here before you. And how many tardies do we have? Don't count the tardies. Fuck all that. I was here before you today. You were here, yes. You were't count the tardies. Fuck all that. I was here before you today. You were here, yes.

You were here about three minutes before me while I had Ed and Print mid-rolls. I thought Akash was going to be late. I'm not going to lie. I was kind of hoping for it. It's a rare sight for me. But Mikko talked about how teams will kind of like slander players if they're about to be a free agent. So they can drive the price down. And maybe potentially in this case, if you're the Steelers and you're really unhappy with how he left,

and then on top of that the Raiders and you're really unhappy with how they left, you can run a full-on smear campaign. And that could be what this is, but I don't think that's what this is. I think it started off like that, and then, you know, it's always this thing when they're like, oh, let's go find some dirt on this guy. And then they're like, oh, shit. some dirt on this guy yeah and then they're like oh shit like it looked like the fucking mid rolls

like how much shit that they had on AB and it was like fuck alright well we don't gotta do that much yeah I don't think they had to search much I think

I don't think he's been a great dude I do think he might honestly have something wrong with him yeah I mean you know we're all about being big mental health

advocates now in 2019 and 2020. And clearly this motherfucker, Dez Bryant had a great tweet that he put out. I love Dez now. And I get it. I get where he's coming from. Dez had a note he tweeted, and he said something like,

A, B, only a select few group of people know what you're going through. To be a wide receiver in this league, something like, we all grew up in similar home life circumstances pretty much talk to me the only people that understand us are people like us yeah our own yeah and it's a very small group of people so we got to take mental health more seriously whatever holler at me such a mature like that's what probably he needs to i don't know if he'll like actually here that's what he needs to be told like that's what through a lot of shit when he was coming into the league. Dez went through a lot of shit growing up.

If you think about Dez's childhood, it's wild. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. What was it? Something with his mom? A couple things. I think his mom might have been a prostitute. Also found out his mom was a lesbian when he walked in on her with another woman.

Another mom being a lesbian, that's a wild way to find out. if you're a child i didn't know you're you're supposed to get the talk oh yeah all right you come out to me but like i think she might have been addicted to drugs i don't it's a lot no father and you know didn't he go didn't he like as far as i know like domestic thing with his with his mom or something like that and then that was part of shit he and he went through a lot like the cowboys had him they were like look if you want to stay with us, you're going to have to do a lot. We're going to have a security team around you. You're going to have to, I think, go to therapy. Like, all these things.

And it seemed like he really grew up from it. Yeah. Because he was willing to do it. I hope somebody can reach AB. I'm obviously not going to be the guy that's going to be sympathetic. Because who the fuck am I, first of all? No, I hope it is. And second of all, that's not funny.

Who do you hope it is? The GOAT. The Twitter GOAT. My nigga Juice. OJ Simpsonpson oj's not the twitter go right now how's oj not hello twitter world is yours truly you don't even gotta say his name you don't even gotta say this motherfucking name obviously i have no notifications i have no notifications turned off for any account except oJ's. That's so funny. Every single video is fucking gold. You know why?

Because it's always in two places, either a bar or somewhere wild luxurious, like a golf course, a resort, skin looking fucking immaculate, hasn't had a wrinkle line in decades, fucking having a sip. Look at him, living life, smiling. I can't play the audio, but he looks fantastic. He looks fantastic. Look at him. Living life, smiling. I can't play the audio, but he looks fantastic. He looks fantastic. Look at his motherfucker.

What if the secret to staying young forever is just... I believe what? No, I believe it. Finish the sentence because I believe it. I believe it.

Finish the sentence. What's the secret to happiness? Killing bloggers. Look at him. Every video's the same hello twitter world is yours true oh there's oh there's oh never mind yeah so he basically in the first video that came out right after the whole ab shit went down he was talking about how you know he took him in his

fantasy lineup and you know somebody reached out to him with ab's number and said you know i wish i would have called him and gave him some advice because he said quote unquote quote unquote, the first thing that's supposed to be advised on by a lawyer when you're going through some shit is to shut up. And what it's like, and once you hear that, it's like. OJ said that? OJ said this shit. OJ should just be telling us he did it all the time. Ain't that wild?

No, like. Every third tweet is OJ telling us he did it. Just telling on himself. Every single fucking video and I gotta say it is fucking intriguing and I don't understand why I mean I understand why

if I was a sports media company if I'm Fox Sports, ESPN, Barstool BR you don't think they're ready to back up the Brinks truck on this motherfucker right now you can't handle the backlash Barstool Barstool toes the line You don't think that they're ready to back up the Brinks truck on this motherfucker right now? You can't handle the backlash. It's got to be a company like- Barstool.

Barstool can't. Barstool toes the line. Barstool always toes the line. Why not? Francis Ellis got fired for talking about a woman who got murdered. Okay. Can you imagine if Francis Ellis murdered the woman? According to the United States of America, according to the United States of America,

OJ didn't kill those people. Can you imagine what would happen to Francis if what you had to say was, according to the United States of America, Francis didn't kill that woman. I mean, he didn't even know she was dead at that point. I think Francis would get back there eventually. Yeah, and he got fired for that.

It's not about Francis. Don't bring Francis back eventually. No company can fuck with him except Flavor and Two No Easy Buckets. Yeah, and he got fired for that. Yeah, it's not about Francis. Don't bring Francis back eventually. No company can fuck with him except Flavor and 2 No Easy Buckets. Yeah. Because we, we welcome the back.

Oh, he is, I have a handful of dream guests. Wow. At the top of that list. Charles Barkley is one. Charles Barkley.

I know that for a fact you've said that. Kobe Bryant. Okay. I'm a little you said that Kobe Bryant okay I'm a little scared of Kobe but okay Floyd Orenthal James

yo you realize the least dangerous person on that list criminally is Charles Barkley ain't that crazy Charles Barkley

got locked up so he threw somebody through a bar window exactly my point everybody else that's the tamest thing is him throwing somebody out of a bar window

and then the greatest line in courtroom history is when the judge asks, do you have any regrets? And Charles said, I regret we were on the first floor. And he's the least, that's the least severe accusation of anybody you wanted on it. And out of all those guys, he's the most media trained too. Charles is my dream guest, for sure. But Arethel James, like, if we get OJ on Flagrant 2, like, I'd quit the podcast.

Like, there's no way we can't. You can't ascend from there? You can't ascend from there. Like, that's it. I mean. You're already planning to quit. Ain't that crazy? I'm just saying, my man.

First of all, never quit. I'm playing with you for life. He gives really good fantasy football advice, bro. Lost in all that he may have killed his wife's in. Just a mild thing. He's got great football advice. He don't? He don't? He don't?

Can you, man? Okay, he might have killed his wife and her lover type of thing. That'd be the funniest thing ever, real talk, is if OJ started a fantasy football podcast, if he became Black Matthew Barry... I would be the first fucking subscriber. If he had a Patreon today, I would be

a flagrant king, queen, soldier, whatever's higher than a general. I'm that for the OJ Patreon when he drops his fantasy football advice. Motherfucker lost in all that shit. One of the greatest football players of all time. Great football mind. Before that shit, he was one of the top five or ten most famous black people on earth.

He's probably higher now. He's probably more famous now. He was doing naked gun movies. He was on every fucking commercial. He was like LeBron James. But he's also like- Hacking everything. He's also top five, ten police chases on TV.

He was the first police chase, motherfucker. That's number one, bro. That's number one? He's no other police chase nationally televised. Think about it, bro. OJ invented reality television. He was the first shit that we followed from A to Z, right? Literally.

We had real world, but nobody really cared. Nobody really cared. They had to give a guy AIDS for us to kind of care. He literally gave us. They had to give AIDS for us to kind of care. Was it AIDS? I thought it was like Lyme disease. You think they gave a fuck about Lyme disease in the 90s?

They didn't give a fuck about Lyme disease, bro. So you're going to stick from a flea, motherfucker? Get the fuck out of here. You think that's provocative? Throwing the dick out to television. Oh, man. But OJ, listen. Like, gave us the Kardashians. OJ did give us the Kardash listen. Gave us the Kardashians.

OJ did give us the Kardashians. Gave us the Kardashians. Gave us Rob Kardashian. He literally gave us Khloe. Gave us Khloe. Literally. He could say what he wants. Kendall, what's her mom's name?

Kris Jenner can say what they want. I see. I'm not stupid, bro. Y'all can't. How are you the youngest daughter? That's the reason she's the only ugly one That's what I'm saying How you the youngest daughter

She's the only one that's 6'1 Yeah Built like Built like a fucking tight end She's built like her daddy Jesus Christ Now OJ

Listen OJ I don't know if he listens to podcasts But if he does Bro I know a lot of people Ain't gonna extend the offer I know a lot of people

Aren't gonna say Hey You know Fox Sports ain't gonna to extend the offer. I know a lot of people aren't going to say, hey, you know, Fox Sports ain't going to ask you, ESPN, Bleacher, Yahoo, whatever. Let's cut up a promo right now. I am. Hey, Twitter world. It's yours truly. It's yours truly. We're just trying to let you guys know we would love to have OJ Simpson, Orenthal James Simpson on our podcast.

Juice. Matter of fact, Asshole Army. We're going to start the hashtag right now. Hashtag Juice on F2. Just keep tweeting him. And then at the Flavor 2 pod Twitter account. At Juice on, I mean, hashtag Juice on F2. At the real OJ32.

It's not even verified. Twitter's not even fucking with him. We would love to have you on to talk about fantasy football, other fantasies you may have had that you've asked it out. And I would like to challenge you to a foot race. Yes. Orenthal. Oh, my God.

I'm being honest. I'm not even that fast, but I know I'll beat your ass in a foot race, dog. It's not even going to be close. And if you really want to raise the stakes, if you catch me, do whatever you want. Oh, wow. I take that last sentence back. Yeah, I was about to say. I thought I was that confident I would win, but now I'm not that

confident. That's a lot of confidence. You know, I want to marry my girl one day, so the offer still stands. He'll consummate you. That's what he's into. No, he's not into consummating. He's into the opposite of. Nah, but if anybody who's listened to Flickr 2 from day one, that was one of the longest

standing, you know, running jokes of this podcast. It's not a joke. I'll dust that motherfucker. Really? I can't believe my friends. You see his skin? I don't give a fuck. I think he's still got a...

I don't give a fuck. He's still got a 4.9 in him. 4.9? I think he's got a 4.9 in him. Get out of here, goddamn mind. This guy's running a 9.2. 20,000 rushing yards

in his career and that's without the high speed chain. That's 50 years ago. He has literally killed two people in that time. Yes, and got away with it.

And got away with it and done another bid for 10 years. You know how much time has passed since then? Listen, all right, so let's talk about the first time. 90s O.J., got that. Got that, for sure. 2020s O.J.? Come on, son.

I got this 30 years later. Listen, motherfucker looks like to be in decent shape, yo. Look at him. He's got a little... All right, but he was fresh out of jail. He had a little jail meat on him. I bet he's still strong as fuck. Oh, he has a fucking ox.

You kidding me? Yeah. He's got stabbing strength. Oof. It's not easy to stab somebody. Anybody can shoot you. Yo, look at this. Stabbing strength is oof.

This is an ill picture. I'm sorry. This is a terrifying picture. Real talk. Click on this one again. We really sat there. Yo, this is how fucking wild the 90s were and no internet was right we really sat there like well the gloves don't fit like we're clearly looking at them shits all you have to do is this is like see they don't fit

fasten them shits motherfucker he didn't take his arthritis medicine either real yeah that's probably why let the hands swell up damn the bloody gloves click this picture tell me this ain't a terrifying-ass picture. That's a crazy-ass picture. Tell me he didn't kill somebody, bro. It's a great picture, first of all. Yo, I'm going to tell you two things. Number one. Great skin.

Number one, he killed those people. Okay, number two, great skin then and now. And number three, if I need to kill four minutes of the clock, I know this guy with this face will do it. He'll kill a lot more than four minutes on the clock to keep it a stack with you

to keep it a full stack hola that four minute offense bro when it's when you need a running back to chew up some yards bro

look at this man's face tell me he don't got that shit ice the game yo seven yards in his sleep seven yards in his sleep right out the gut, bro.

The goat, OJ. I still can't believe he got away with it. And when did he fix his teeth? That's how famous this motherfucker was. That's a question I want to ask him. When did he get his teeth fixed? I don't know. When was his teeth fucked up?

Before or after he started beating up people? He always had a pretty good smile. He was doing movies, man. He was doing naked gun movies with Leslie Nielsen and shit. Yeah, he had all kinds of time, man. He had a Hall of Fame career. Selling sneakers. Did movies.

Beat his wife. Killed his wife. got his teeth fixed. All in the span of about 25, 30 years. Yeah, that's Cuba, right? Yeah, he's an actor. This is the FX series. You watch TV, Edwin? Not like that. Damn.

There's a whole big thing about it. Nah, man, but Juice is... Look at Khloe. Hold on. Look at that side to side. You mean to tell me they don't have the same fucking bone structure from the nose down? They have the same fucking nose. I'm going to be honest.

I don't see it, but I just can't see her being related to the other one. You can't see some husky white woman giving, like, consummating with him and coming out with this? Maybe. And this is plus makeup, plus a little bit of, you know, Hollywood magic. Plastic surgery. Is that what we call Hollywood magic? Yeah. She got tons of you know hollywood magic plastic surgery is that we call hollywood magic she got tons of plastic surgery plastic surgery those aren't some football pad shoulders that she has no no she does have the shoulders bro you know how sad it is to get

plastic surgery to look like your sisters ain't that painful to be like hey doc can you just make me look like my sisters because i'm tired of being this bitch i'm tired of being the older well she's the youngest one right she's the youngest she blows everybody's mind bigger than everybody else got the same fucking shaped head yo let's pay a bill kaz hit it yeah let's play a fucking bill god damn it this episode of flavor 2 is brought to you by nba 2k20 that's right this year's nba 2k20 is not a game this is the place where the game comes to learn. It's got next-level graphics, gameplay, groundbreaking game modes, and unparalleled player control and customization. NBA 2K20 continues to redefine what's possible in sports, gaming, and all.

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this shit was were you never good at any video games god son huh were you never good at any video games I like video games until I stopped

playing it round about college like right when I graduated I just stopped whatever I don't knock playing video games but going to watch motherfuckers play video games

no son I couldn't believe people gave a fuck about it at all. And these guys make so much more money than me. And they got these wild ass egos. I'm not going to say who it was, but he was asking about this girl downstairs. He was going to fuck her. And I was like, yo, what's crazy is he probably could. He absolutely is.

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You cannot. No, no, no. This is serious. This is important. I am serious. And Andrew used to say this about hipsters and I got it then,

but I really get it here. He used to say like, if women would just stop sleeping with hipsters, men would stop being hipsters. The idea that you think a guy deserves your pussy for playing

video games a lot is the biggest misuse of an asset I've ever seen in my life. I mean it's crazy dude. It's like investing in beepers or something like what the fuck are you thinking you really think

this is a thing it's like buying a bunch of pogs you know what I mean like grow up alright sleep with a man who with a man's job

I don't have a man's job but at least I do some manly shit stand up wise in the sense that like oh he's standing in front of people and having an opinion

and that's kind of bold but playing a video game and I'm not saying I deserve a lot of pussy wise in the sense that like, oh, he's standing in front of people and having an opinion and that's kind of bold, but playing a video game and I'm not saying I deserve a lot of pussy. I'm not saying that, but that's why I only had the one because I knew my fucking place. Do you think do you think you deserve

pussy for being another person in a basketball game. LeBron deserves all the pussy. All the pussy. If Savannah thinks LeBron should be faithful, Savannah can get the fuck out of that house. And I'm going to be honest, LeBron probably said that to her face, too. I mean, you know what?

When he was 16. You know what's the best part about it? He's probably never even had to. Savannah's great. You gotta know. This is a hyper-demo situation. I mean, look, I love- God bless Savannah.

God bless the James gang. I fuck with them all day. Shout out, uninterrupted. But, bruh, we gotta keep it a motherfucking sack. There aren't many, and I'm not- I don't have a pussy. But if I did, there's not a lot of ways you can upgrade that pussy

after fucking LeBron James LeBron fucking James women you got the kids the kids are gonna go to the NBA you know how I know LeBron because it would be wild

because there was if you watch Kevin Hart's second special I think it was Seriously Funny or whatever it was called he does it in Cleveland and the Cavs come out and then Kevin Hart

has like one line at the end of an act out where he said like now you gotta act like you don't know how there's all these butt naked bitches in the pool with you

and then he's just like huh I don't know how they got here baby and he's like trying to explain to his main chick and the way LeBron laughed they cut away to LeBron

and the way he's laughing he's so like it was cathartic for him to identify to like for someone to share that story with him he did one of these laughs like if you a black person

you do one of these laughs when something hits too close to home. He did. He did. I remember that shit. Oh my God. Like one of those laughs

where it's like, it hits too close and you're laughing to like, it's almost like a nervous energy laugh but you're doing it cathartically afterwards.

Holy shit. Bro. Sleeping with LeBron makes the most sense in the world sleeping with a guy who's good at pretending to be LeBron is the saddest thing

like listen but you know the perks if you fall in love with the guy great fine whatever but if that

if you like I just want to have a one night stand with Ninja Ninja is rich just want to have a one night stand with ninja. Ninja is rich as fuck, though. I get it.

I get it. Yo, if you want a rich guy to sleep with Elon Musk, fucking ninja you're going to sleep with? Grow up, bitch. Grow up. Damn, yo. I can't respect nobody who sleeps with Ninja. This motherfucker

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oh boy man what else we got man what else we got with the deportes yo there's big stories in sports obviously Daniel Jones the first Mexican quarterback in the NFL. Gardner Minshew.

I don't know if his last name is Mexican, but that first name, super Mexican. You know his name is Gardner Minshew II. And his dad's name is Hank or something. What? He's named after his granddad or something? He's named after somebody. He's the second and like not his dad he gives me a lot of ricky bobby vibes oh dude with his mustache and shit

he's great dude i love a redneck if you're not first or last dog he reminds me of my favorite white guys rednecks are my favorite white guys bro like look at this guy huh fucking hero man he's an american hero oh yeah he fucking does interviews in his jockstrap and shit this guy's great dude he's got moxie i don't know exactly what moxie is but he got it so apparently he fucking like led the nation in in passing yards in college last year won the johnny unitas golden arm like best quarterback in the nation i think he finished like top four in the heisman voting last year. And he goes in the sixth round.

You know how quarterbacks fall? And I was actually with you on Lamar Jackson. I think if you are like a – it's weird for quarterbacks because I think if you are a white guy who scrambles, we're so blown away that it really shoots you up a draft. If you're a black guy who scrambles, we're like, oh, that's probably all we can do. I think that's a bias.

Yeah. Right. Maybe though, it's also just being country drops you. Cause this guy, if he really led the nation in passing, he shouldn't drop to the sixth round. He's a white guy.

I mean, does this guy look like someone who, who aced the wonderlick test? That's true. No, probably fucking not. No, but neither Philip Rivers doesn't sound like a guy who aced a wonderlick.

Philip Rivers sounds country, too. This is true. This is true. It's the mustache. There's something that drops country people, too, I think. I think there's a perception of, like, if you sound country, you think you're dumb. And so we're like, eh, he's probably not going to be a good quarterback. He might be dumb.

He might be a little dumb. They talk slow. They think fast. I know this. I grew up there. That's your type of people. I just like rednecks for sheer entertainment value. They think fast. I know this. I grew up there. That's your type of people. I just like, I like rednecks for sheer entertainment value. They're the best.

They are fucking, they always have like some fucked up saying, like some fucked up catchphrase that makes sense to nobody but them. But it makes sense. But it's fucking class. I love rednecks, bro. Bro, I, you know. I wish I had a good example of one right now. One of my friends in college,

a white dude, grew up on a farm. We used to just go to the farm. Yeah. First of all, his mom could throw down. Second of all, his pops had like an M16. This was a fucking redneck. And it was the best, man.

Yeah. Mom was super funny, talking shit about everybody in the church. It was exactly what you picture it to be, and they were the greatest people. They were great. I love rednecks, man. Farmer, he was like, yo, you know we can make some extra money this summer. And I was like, doing what? He was like, throwing hay bales.

And I was like, okay. You got that. What's hay bales? Those big ass, like, when you see the movies, they got the hay stack. Okay. I think that's the hay bale. And then you get thrown onto a truck they, I don't know what the fuck they use it for. This is some country stuff.

They take it from place to place. And you make like 30 cents a hay bale or something like that. But then you throw like 200, 300 in a day. These are huge, dude. Yeah. They look fucking, they don't look so. I'm going to tell you, if there's a civil war, North's not going to win. Not about slavery.

Take slavery and race out of the equation. If it's just a fight, North versus South, South is going to beat our ass. They got a lot of these people. They got their guns. However strong you think the motherfucker doing pull-ups in Central Park is on the corner of 125th and I know exactly who you're talking about too.

He ain't handling this guy. There's a thousand of these guys ready. Oh, for sure. That's why the Northeast doesn't produce any good football players Yeah Like when has New York Well New Jersey maybe But like no city

Like New York, Boston None of that shit produce like great football players at all They don't have great high schools for football Like they don't have None of that shit Best football players Florida, Texas, California, Ohio, Pennsylvania. Florida.

You said Florida, right? Florida. Florida, Texas, Cali, probably one, two, three, I think. And then Ohio, Pennsylvania is up there, probably four. But I don't know if that's exact. Most of the people that are good in Jersey come from Pennsylvania. And every one of those states got farms. Even Cali, northern Cali got farms.

Yeah, yeah. These guys are strong. The fucking country's strong. Oxen. Fucking, man. They're blue-collar. They're fucking country strong. Oxygen. Fucking, man. They're blue collar. They're blue collar solid. Like, they got a, they get, what's the, the soil of the earth or whatever the fuck the

phrase is called. Like, they do the fucking shit. I don't know. Salt of the earth? Salt of the earth. God damn. Thank you. I forgot you're from fucking Dallas.

God damn. Dallas was urban, but you meet some country folks, man. God damn. There's like farm areas around there. Yeah, now we're getting washed in Civil War II. The sequel. They got all the guns. We're doing the marching rounds.

Oh, you can take our guns. They're fighting for that shit. You ain't taking my motherfucking... Oh, they're ready, dog. Yeah, we're collecting sneakers to run from the people with the guns. What they need to do, man, if I ran Supreme, I would have a Supreme gun shop down there. I would hipster-fy firearms. Like, I would turn that shit into rare collectibles.

I would slap a fucking Supreme sticker on an AR-15. That's how you would convert the liberals to maybe being pro-gun. There you go. There you go. Make that shit a collector's item. Resell that shit for $9 million. Oof. That would be good money, God damn it.

What are you talking about? Country folks. Yeah, so we could. Gardner Minshew, I just like the guy. Did you see Patrick Mahomes versus Lamar Jackson? That's what I was going to ask you about. I saw highlights. I did not get to see any games.

I was traveling all day yesterday. Saw a lot of that. We'll talk a bit about the tour after. That was the only game I wanted to watch. I was playing with my dog, playing with my new dog this weekend. That's right. What kind of dog did you get? She's a German Shepherd mixed with a Belgian Malinois.

So her mom's really white. Oh, you got a bitch? Yeah, I got a girl. Okay. So one is the mom's really white. No, dad's really white. Mom's like German Shepherd. Your dream.

Fuck you God damn it But nah She's cool man She's real obedient And shit Like she's peeing on her pad And you know

Learning real fast Oh she got the pee pad She's mad tiny right now Yeah she's like Yay big They're gonna grow so fast Eight weeks old man She's gonna get big as shit soon

Hell yeah You're not gonna know What's happening I like it I mean I'm I'm getting out the city So she'll have She'll have shit to run around

I can't wait until you get better At taking pictures of your dog Hey There she goes Her name's Risha I can barely see her I'm not gonna lie to you Yo what a black ass name

You gave her Risha Risha Like Risha Do you love me Are you riding No She's super cute though

Yeah She's adorable man She's friendly and shit. She's still, she's got nibbles. She's doing the nibble phase right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little tiny teeth. What kind of dog you have again?

I remember you brought her here one time. Malt-T-Poo. A Malt-T-Poo. Malt-T's poodle, six pounds, raw steel, sex appeal. That's happy. That motherfucker is not growing. No, that's it. It's a wrap.

He's six pounds unless he gets fat. The more I thought about it, The more I wish I did it though What the small dog? Yeah you got the small dog I'm gonna be honest I didn't My girl wanted a Yorkie And that's where I was like

That's too far I'll get a small dog But I gotta think he's cute And I find Yorkies ugly Yeah But I'm actually It's just not Like we travel with him

And like we can just Put him under the seat Or keep him with us Or whatever Big dog which I wanted As much as I travel You can't like You can't do it.

Well, she's the runt of the litter, though. She's still going to be big, bro. I saw her mom. You home a lot. You don't realize you can be home a lot, dog. You can be home a lot. Or your girl's going to be home a lot, and you're going to be traveling,

and she's going to be silently resenting you. I don't know anything about that. Oh, no. That's not an experience I'm currently having or anything. I bet. But I'm not going to pull the Andrew here. We're just going to steer clear of that combo and keep it right on this dog. Thank you.

Yeah, no, like, she barely likes me. Like, she's all over my girl, though. Because your girls are fantastic. Let me tell you something about Kaz's girl. This is why I know she's the fucking, just the best person. She's the shit. We did a flagrant two watch party. Cass goes and gets,

and I was like, I told my girl like, look, I don't want, I won't be paying much attention to you. So. Wait, did you leave her at home?

I felt bad. I got in trouble. And then all you guys brought your girls and I had to, I got in trouble for that. Nobody fucking told me we're all bringing our girls. And then we stepped up.

We were stepping out. I thought I was doing her a favor because I was like, you're not going not gonna know anybody and then it turns out all you brought your fucking girls and no one told me that would have been a great time for all in the fucking meet and you fucking you could have done that to alex his girl was white like she wouldn't have tripped my girl not white i had to deal with this god damn i'm sorry about maybe you invited to the next one yeah it's a matter of fact, go ahead. Continue.

What were you saying? Kaz's girl at the time was pregnant. Kaz ignores his girl the entire night. He checks on her for the first 30 minutes. He's really like very like super dad. Like don't, and nobody bring liquor around her. Everybody keep this girl safe. I don't want any liquor around my girl.

Then he leaves his girl and gets drunk. He don't want liquor around his girl, so he just walks liquor around her. Everybody keep this girl safe. I don't want any liquor around my girl. Then he leaves his girl and gets drunk. He don't want liquor around his girl, so he just walks away from her. Gets fucking phoned. I was... Tossed. My man was tossed. That's the fucking Flickr 2 party,

God damn it. Y'all remember the fucking karaoke section at the end of the night. There's an upstairs and a downstairs. She upstairs. He downstairs the whole party. She's just watching him the whole time. She's just watching her man get drunk while she's pregnant. And we had a show the next day. Yeah, we did.

And didn't trip. And that's when I said this is the greatest woman of color. I got a good one. Wedding with a curb here. What you wanted to say? I won't do that to your girl. But that's when I was like, yo. We respect our girlfriends here, Andrew.

I'm just kidding, buddy. I've never seen a brown woman be cool with that kind of thing. I mean, to her credit, before we got there, she was like, listen, don't feel like you need to babysit me. I know there's going to be people there. Just go and have fun. I'm not going to trip you out of here. And to her credit, most women say that shit, and it's bullshit. That's what I was going to say.

That's the thing. I was like, whoa. Most women say that's bullshit. That's a test. Yeah, I've passed the test multiple times where it's like, oh, yeah, no, she really meant that. She was like, no, go back downstairs. Have fun. I'm here with Chanel and other people.

We're good. We're chilling. All right, great. Cool. Nah, she's great. She loves the dog. The dog loves her. I'm just kind of the guy who buys the shit. Hey, chilling. All right, great. Cool. What's up? Nah, she's great. She loves the dog. Dog loves her. I'm just kind of the guy who buys the shit.

Hey, pal. What up, Benson? What's up, Benson? I'm not going to yell at you for interrupting the podcast because you're Indian. It's all good. We're just recording. It's fine, buddy. What brings you in here today?

Okay. Pick up a tripod. Go ahead, chief. Pick up a tripod, dog. Stay Indian. Stay brown. Respect, man. God damn.

How's your family? Good. Good. Good for you. He doesn't want to talk to you. Tell him I said namaskar. Respect man God damn How's your family? Good Good for you He doesn't want to talk to you Tell them I said namaskar You know that shit Yeah he said what? What?

No That's a more respectful way to say it He's about to slap you You're a westernized Hindi Yeah he's Long Island man They don't like any kind of color out in Long Island. I get it, bro. I get it, man.

Like, I'm like, I'm Nigerian, but I'm not that Nigerian. You know what I mean? Who's that? Who's more Nigerian, you or Wale? Ooh, who Cass said he was going to bring to my podcast. I think we're both the same. Well, Wale was supposed to be here. He had to do some shit for Pandora or whatever.

Why'd you do that? He had the number one single in the country right now. That shit happened today. Oh, shit. Yeah, on show with number one on Urban. Yeah, with Jeremiah or whatever. I just heard it on my Pandora on the way here. Yeah, so he was supposed to come through, but we'll try and make something.

He's here all week, so we'll probably... I'll try and finagle him for Patreon or some shit, so we'll make it happen. We got the hyenas coming to Patreon. That's going to be wild. People were mad that they weren't on this one. I had to let them because last time you and Andrew were both gone

like a year ago. I had them both on a podcast before we started Patreon. But I was like, I see how this could go and I'm excited to know where it will go

with Patreon. I'm very excited for those two on Patreon. Those are two of my favorite guests here, man. If there was like an extended host or extended family of this

pocket, my horrible decisions would be to have one wing and then history hyenas will have the other wing. Yeah, I just don't really want women hosting. I saw his face. Yo, you really don't fuck with them, bro. I fuck with you.

I fuck with them hard, dog. Yo, Mandy dope too, man. Wheezy I know better because she came through more. Yeah, did the show. Mandy was a little combative when she came through, but I still love her. Like, I get it. Mandy was hot. I have crazy love.

I have crazy love for Horrible Decisions. Don't get that twisted. I'm just saying, I don't want a woman hosting our sports podcast. Why not? That feels a little cuckish. Mandy has sports experience. Yeah, she has sports experience. She has sports experience in a very peripheral fashion.

But it's true, though. I mean, like, she's being interesting. She has penetrated the sports world in a very specific way. In a very specific way. That if she wanted to talk about, by all means, do so. I would love to be here. I would love to have Mandy on the show one day. She was hot at us this weekend too.

Why? Because that hysterical ass tweet? Somebody tweet it and keep up that tweet please. I hope you can find it. There's a tweet. She even replied to it today so I guess if we go to her timeline

it'll be there. There's a tweet. I don't even know who all Tekashi is snitching on. Everybody's saying he's snitching on everybody. Snitching on a lot of motherfuckers. Everybody who doesn't know is motherfucking Tekashi is snitching on. Everybody's saying he's snitching on everybody. Snitching on a lot of motherfuckers. Everybody who doesn't know

is motherfucking Tekashi69 who, lo and behold, like, we talked about, we liked his music. We thought it was cool. We fucked with him.

Snitching on a lot of people. But didn't they try to fuck him up or something? Yeah, it's like, bro, he got kidnapped and he got fucking extorted and they, like,

tried to, like, harm his baby mom. By his own people? Yeah, like, motherfucking... But then you you guys sit on him i'm like to be honest you betrayed me why would i not betray you back exactly what loyalty do i have to add people who just betrayed me and on top of that my thing is like yo you knew this motherfucker is isn't like one of y'all you know this is crazy so blackout podcast who are patrons by the way so

shouts they tweeted a news article from Blackoutpodcastnews.com. Report. 6ix9ine testifies that Alex Media, in fact, did smash Mandy from the Horrible Citizens podcast. Yo, the picture is amazing. The picture is amazing. That's no doubt the best part of it. Oh, my God. So Mandy didn't like that too much.

Damn, I don't want no more Mandy smoke. You remember when she got on IG Live? You were there for it? No. Were you here? No. I missed the whole episode where y'all did the prank. So Mandy, and that's why Mandy and I get along well.

I'm just saying, I'm not going to let a woman host a sports podcast of ours. Oof. Take that shit to FS1 or whatever. PC-ass networks. That ain't us, bruh. Listen, if there's anybody who is flagrant enough to do this podcast, it's probably her. That's true. It's probably her.

That's very true. She can do it with a man. You don't trust her, Byron. It's not about trust, dog. It just feels too cockish. It don't feel good. It just feels too cockish. Like, oh, hey, look, we're gone, so we got women.

I mean. No, I double down. It just feels too cuckish. Like, oh, hey, look, we're gone, so we got women. I mean. No, I double down on that shit. We get more men. Every woman we bring on this podcast, we should have four men. Hey, you really are gay, yo. I'm not gay, dog. I'm sexist. It's a big difference.

Gay and sexist. I'm selectively sexist. I don't, listen, Doris Burke is great at what she does. Fuck's a big difference. Gay and sexist. I'm selectively sexist. I don't, listen, Doris Burke is great at what she does. Fuck with Doris Burke. Great. Jeff Van Gundy better. Tell me I'm wrong. You're wrong.

You think Doris Burke is better than Jeff Van Gundy. If I'm watching for like, broadcasting? If I'm watching for, get out of here. So who Burke is better than Jeff Van Gundy? If I'm watching for like broadcasting? Oh, yeah. If I'm watching for it, get out of here. What you mean? So who's more entertaining? Jeff Van Gundy. Okay, Jeff Van Gundy's mad fucking entertaining.

I get that. But like, just as broadcast professionals, I fuck with Doris Burke. Sure. Fuck with her. She's not better than Jeff Van Gundy. That's all. He's the A-team. There's a reason he's on the A-team.

He's the A-team. Him and Mark Jackson. He's the A-guy. I get it. He's the Charles Barkley of ESPN. Fuck. Damn. Didn't they like not...

There was some shit about her not doing the finals or something. They had her like in the studio instead of like commentating whatever. There was a big fucking uproar. Her and Van Gundy together would be great. I'll watch it. Mandy and a dude. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

All right. Let's talk about Daniel Jones because we got Maddie Yorker listening. Oh, man. Don't say geez. You make me look like the asshole. I'm saying... I mean, you're an asshole. I'm saying? All right, let's talk about Daniel Jones because we got mad New Yorkers listening to this podcast. Oh, man. Don't say geez. You make me look like the asshole. I mean, you are an asshole. I'm so tired of being the asshole for just saying what everybody is thinking deep down.

You just said. I don't know if I'm saying that. You started the episode. If I said, hey, we're not here this week. We're going to have horrible decisions filling for us. You don't think people would be like, are you fucking crazy?

Women? Doing flagrant too? I think it would be a nice change of pace. That's that fucking PC. I still want a job after this, Cass. No, no. I don't give a fuck about jobs after this. I don't give a fuck about SNL, yo.

You don't think motherfuckers would listen to a podcast? I'm here for this. Y'all think motherfuckers would listen to a podcast with your girl, my girl, and Andrew's girl? Oh, that'd be fun. That's what I'm saying. That's changing things. I can't just have my girl

out here talking about my weak-ass dick game publicly without me to guide the discussion. This is the first time I think we're all in relationships. Like, if there had to be an all-female episode... It wouldn't just be them, though.

I mean, we'd be here like... Let me tell you something, man. We'd be here chaper episode. It wouldn't just be them, though. I mean, we'd be here. Let me tell you something, man. We'd be here chaperoning. We wouldn't just let them fly on willy-nilly. I remember doing Wild N' Out, and this is a little different, but the point is essentially the same. I remember doing Wild N' Out. The Wild N' Out girls always wanted to get involved.

Yeah. So Nick did what a good, socially conscious host would do, and he said, listen, Wild N' Out girls, we're not going to record this, but you go out there and you do a game. Sing a song, do whatever you want. Any game you want, you play it. And if it's good, we'll put you on the episode.

I don't know if that second part is true, but I'm going to give him that credit. The women went out there. And when I tell you, it is the biggest bomb I've ever seen in Wild N' Out. And we be bombing. I'm bombing Wild N' Out. ever seen in Wild N' Out. And we be bombing. Was that actual crowd too? I'm bombing Wild N' Out.

Everybody bombs in Wild N' Out. It was every single one of them bombing in front of the audience who wants to fuck them. Do you remember which women it were? All of them. All of them. Yeah. From season five or six, whichever. Okay.

All of them went out there and all of them were so bad, it was uncomfortable to watch. And then it got so uncomfortable that people had to boo because they didn't know what to do with the discomfort. It was like coming out of them. So there was an actual studio audience for this?

Wilding Out's always in front of a live audience. Always. And the audience will fucking tell you what's up. It's funny or it's not. If it's not, they won't let you know.

I've been to a Wilding Out taping before and it's a lot longer than what it seems on TV. They truncate a lot of shit because some things just, some things break. It's not crazy.

It's like an hour and a half and they edit out, they keep good stuff. Sometimes they put bad stuff in because that makes an episode good because you can't just have everybody getting bells. That'd be whack.

So you got to include, but like this was so bad you couldn't even, even do a game of them getting buzzed because it was so bad it's not even funny. Like it's literally, you know, people have so somethinged because it was so bad it's not even funny. Like it's literally, you know, people have so bad it's not even funny. It was so bad you couldn't even find the funny in it.

On a show where bombing is half the fun of the show. Bombing is fun. I love a good bomb. Not this kind of bomb. I love a good bomb. I've seen many bombs and I've been a part of many bombs and I have caused many bombs. And I have bombed so hard that people behind me have bombed

I'd be I'd be Chernobyl-ing out this bitch like motherfuckers behind me feel the effects of the bomb second or third generations and this was

this was on par with my biggest bomb ever if you were part of Icosh's bomb 20 years ago you might need you might have a lawsuit on your head

bro you might need help Jesus Christ go see a lawsuit on your head. Bro, you might need help. Jesus Christ. Go see a specialist. Oh, my God. What was your biggest bomb ever? Oh, I have so many. I talked about this on Righteous and Ratchet. Shouts to Doughboy and Kevon Stanton.

Oh, my God. I saw that podcast. I saw that, man. Hell, yeah. I literally texted you. I was like, yo, this is the best thing I've seen this whole time. Dough my guy. From while now.

That's been my guy. And I talked about this on the podcast. Our whole friendship was he used to make brown jokes for me and i used to make fat jokes to him and my favorite one is i told him he looked like a partially inflated air mattress yeah that was so good the visual of it was amazing i also said he looked like you know when a restaurant takes out the trash and they got that really big ass trash bag of stuff that's dough boy's upper body and the knot on the top is his head i used to always just try to come up with new things. I told him he looked like the Snapchat ghost when he was in the body. It was always so fun.

First of all, before you get into that, I love the relationship between comedians. There's never just a, oh, you know, I saw him and we're cool. It always comes from a place of just mean shit. And it's like, who could say the meanest shit to each other? To us, it's not even. It's not mean. It's funny overtakes mean to the point that if it's really funny, it's like who could say the meanest shit to each other cause to us it's not even it's not mean it's funny overtakes mean

to the point that if it's really funny it's not mean at all exactly it's almost complimentary bro that's again Andrew and me when we first started

hanging out I knew this is what I was saying earlier I knew he wasn't racist because his Indian jokes would be shit I hadn't heard before

exactly and it would be funny enough that it didn't feel mean at all exactly literally the same way I got cool with him whereas like

so many people you remember the alt-right Andy shit and all that shit. I'm like if you listen to what he's saying clearly he's not racist. Like nobody racist

makes those type of jokes. It's thinking man's jokes. But yeah so then I finally did Rages and Ratchet and I don't remember what point I was trying to get at but anyway

shouts to them. We had fun. I was trying to get at some point Oh they asked me my worstatchet and I don't remember what point I was trying to get at but anyway shouts to them we had fun I was trying to get some point I made oh they asked me my worst bomb and I left out so many because when I bomb I have been pulled off stage

probably I said three on the pod on Riders and Ratchet I think there's a fourth time I can't remember where it's like people were like

yo people who ran the show came up on stage and were like yo you gotta stop it's enough okay you gotta stop that's it's enough okay that's enough

that's enough and I would just have to hand the mic to the guy and then sulk off stage in the most the everybody

hoes talk about a walk of shame you don't know a walk of shame god damn it trying to live your dream and failing so miserably that people are like,

yo, wake up. Just give me the mic. The dream is over. Just give me the fucking mic. Give me the microphone. It's done. You see. That's a walk of shame, dog.

Bombing back in the day, though, like when they used to bring out the hooks and put the hook right in there. I took an L in a little, wasn't in the hood because it was gentrifying, but in Harlem

at Mocha on 125th oh I know where Mocha's at okay like 116th man I took a fucking bomb it was like Bill Burr Philadelphia

but I wasn't funny damn you know what I mean you ever seen Bill Burr Philadelphia it's a beautiful thing he goes they're just bombing

everybody on this show Bill Burr goes out it's an Opie and Anthony show in Philadelphia this is like 2006 probably 2007 goes out on stage

and I think he wrote a blog about it that I read way back in like 30 seconds and he's kind of in his head and then he fucks up a little bit of a joke

and they just start booing oh gosh and so he's just like fuck it and he digs in and then he just rails against the city of Philadelphia

for 15 minutes his entire set and he's bringing up smart shit like going at their football teams talking about how they're all racist bald fucks and like yeah like you guys built a statue of rocky meanwhile joe lewis is from there but he's black and you can't handle it so he built a statue of his five foot midget fucking italian all funny stuff bang bang and then as he's doing it he's

like i'm up here for 10 more minutes. And then as he kills him, say more shit about Philly and the Phillies suck and the Eagles suck, never gonna win a Super Bowl, blah, blah, blah. Eight more minutes of this shit.

Five more minutes of this shit. And then at the end of it, he catches a standing ovation. Oh, gosh. And it deserves a standing ovation. It's the most epic thing I may have ever seen in comedy. I did that,

but wasn't funny. I just bombed. That was no standing ovation. And I was like, six more minutes and then it would be unfunny stuff for six more minutes.

And I didn't get to finish the six minutes because shouts to Smokey Suarez. Smokey's the fucking man and I don't blame him at all for this because I was not ready to. I would go there and like,

if you're going to the hood room and you're not polished, you better bring polished shit. And I used to go there and I would like, the first few times, no, first few times I went,

I would crush. I talked about this on the podcast and Smokey came up to me one time and whispered. The show was kind of like teetering and then I came up and I just went bang. And then he goes,

I can always count on you to hit a home run. And then literally every- Wait, whose voice is that? Smokey Suarez, funniest fucking comic. Okay. All the love in the world to Smokey. And then after that, every time I went on his shows,

about three shows a week for a year and a half probably, I bombed. I mean, I just bombed. Jeez. It was a big fucking adjustment. And now I learned how to handle it and all that. How do you get over that, man? Because I always, I mean, that's usually, I mean, not my worst fear, but, like, you know, back when Palooza wasn't Palooza yet, my first, my biggest fear is, like, okay,

this is going to be the one that flops. This is going to be the one that nobody, you know. I still feel that with ticket sales now as I'm going on this tour. There's always that anxiety of, like, fuck, like, people are actually going to show up to this shit. Yeah. And then there's been a big, like, there was another podcast he went on where Andrew,

and I think you were there, and Andrew just yelled at me for like 30 minutes about like, you're funny, like, I don't bring you on the road because I like you.

Stop that. Get out of your fucking head. That was actually really helpful because Andrew basically was just like, I don't have enough confidence, essentially, and Andrew was like,

get over this thing that you're not funny. You're funny. I bring you on the road because you're funny, not because you're my friend.'re funny I bring you on the road because you're funny not because you're my friend I don't like you that much so fucking have some confidence

man and that was actually cool to hear because I would take these bombs in these rooms and these kinds of things to fuck with you

take it personally you take it personally and talking about like nobody's gonna come I remember a year ago an agent said I can't rep him he's too green

which means like he's not polished as a comedian and i was like are you fucking crazy i've been doing this 11 years in reality they probably just thought i was too offensive or whatever they couldn't say that so they said something but that kind of stuff that voice sticks with you and you have to fight that voice constantly in any dream you pursue and i think comedy more so than most because it's immediate feedback all the time you have to really fight that insecure voice from growing because there's two voices

I think in all people the I'm great voice and the I ain't shit voice and your I ain't shit voice the I ain't shit voice will build and then the I'm great voice

for me is always so stubborn that it just won't quit it's like nah we'll get there just figure it out and I was probably this is 2008 when I moved to New York and then I started comedy

in LA and LA is a very not that there's not real comics out there, but if you want to play the game, it's tough to really say things you want to say. It's very industry. Flagrant 2 isn't going to be as easy to do in L.A. as it was in New York. It's very industry. Like you can't, you know, it's clicky. You're just surrounded by industry, so you're cognizant of it.

And the people that are making it are all industry making it. It's not like in New York there's club guys that we can all look up people that are making it are all industry making it it's not like like in New York there's club guys that we can all look up to that are doing 8 spots a night and making rent and you're like

oh that guy LA has 3 clubs that pay you money that you can realistically hit so like a club guy is not making money so if you're like a really funny club comedian

which Bill Burr was in New York 10 years 12 years ago you would look up to Bill Burr like this guy's in New York doing 12 spots a night he makes a living he's a great comic

LA if you're a great comic LA if you're a great comic you've already filmed specials or whatever it's just a different vibe I don't know you don't go there to make it you go there when you've already made it

yeah that's what everybody told me to go to New York to get good you go to LA to get famous okay and in LA I was doing a thing that was like I would have these cute little jokes

and then I would kind of squeeze what I wanted to say into the joke and then in New York I made a very painful transition of okay now I'm kind of squeeze what I wanted to say into the joke. And then in New York, I made a very painful transition of, okay, now I'm going to say what I want to say and make that funny. Okay.

And that's a big-ass adjustment. Yeah. And I was doing it in hood rooms where they weren't always going to like what I had to say, and I would try out new stuff. Like, I wouldn't take polished material because I couldn't get up everywhere. And that was the darkest year and a half of my life, probably,

including the year I went broke. I was about to say, was that happening during the podcast or way before that? By the time the podcast rolled around, I think now with more of these one-hour shows, I'm really kind of finding my voice in Knock on Wood. I've seen it. But back then, it was like— I've seen it, though. I've seen you live before. I've seen you open up for Andrew.

And just even seeing the Instagram clips, seeing that get shared and seeing those IGTVs get a lot of a lot of views. It's like, oh, yeah, no, he's like really coming into his own as like, you know, I'm sure the tour is helping. And I feel like it's like the last 15 percent or whatever that's happening now, hopefully. But like before, I mean, eight years ago was not funny. You're just not funny. You don't know how to be funny. It's crazy. You can be funny in conversation, but funny with no stimulus. Just me and a microphone whole different thing yeah and trying to be funny the way we like to try to be funny is a dangerous like you're it's a high risk thing yeah so i was bombing non-stop and that does fuck with you

but i am literally just too stubborn to quit that's all i've ever had in my life is i'm too you will not make me quit i'm just so fucking stubborn and that's it that's the only real quality i think god gave me in sense of like this is what's helped me get this far. I just refuse to quit. You don't think things like this podcast and the Chappelle shit and the Burr shit, you don't think that's helping as well? Oh, it's helping. People are not so much cancel culture and people just, just the fact that comedians are brave enough to say shit. I just want to hear what you got to say. I'm not looking to listen to comedians to be offended, I just want to hear what you got to say.

I'm not looking to listen to comedians to be offended. I just want to hear what you got to say. If I'm getting referred to somebody because Andrew tells me Sebastian Maniscalco or whatever is really funny. So funny. And he's a guy that I will only listen to because a guy like Andrew swears by him. So he's really funny. So I go and I'm just like, he's all right. you're a very good comedy fan that you are okay with the offensive stuff but i don't even mean like in the sense of being funny i just mean like comedy is a skill

that is not so you have to learn how to master the skill it's the only form of entertainment where it's like the skill varies like if you're a singer you sing if you can write good songs you write if you can act you act comedy is like If you can write good songs, you write. If you can act, you act. Comedy is like, sometimes it's just not funny to me. I do think Flagrant 2 is an incredibly important podcast. I think what Andrew's doing on stage,

what I'm about to do on stage, all this shit is important. Chappelle is incredibly important because a mainstream guy doing it solidifies everything. Yes. And now it makes everybody be like, oh, yes.

Yes, finally somebody is doing this. Chappelle and Burr back to back might have been the tipping point of, we might look back at that everybody be like, oh, yes. Yes. Finally, somebody is doing this. Chappelle and Burr back to back might have been the tipping point of. We might look back at that and be like, oh, that's when it started to tip back the other way. And you know what? I feel like right now, you know, and clearly I'm not a, I'm just, I'm just a fan of, I'm just a big fan of standup comedy. And just seeing that happen back to back, it feels really good to kind of be on that right side of history and just being like, yeah, you motherfuckers were wilding out. You motherfuckers were like being a little bit too fucking tight ass. Like it took these two titans to come out here, drop this shit on people, and nobody fucking died.

Nobody's head rolled off because Chappelle said some trans jokes and shit. Like Bird didn't fucking, nobody's fucking lost their job or got canceled or shit. shit like burden fuck nobody's fucking lost their job or got canceled or shit it was just some fucking jokes and there was enough people to be like yo if you don't like this shit bro you turned it on it's netflix it's hbo it's streaming like there's thousands of shitty shows there's so much you can watch to be entertained by like son there's a show about a tall bitch on netflix it's literally called tall it's literally called tall bitch i saw the trail i saw the trail i'm like i'm absolutely not and my girl was like

no you don't know how hard it is I was like what to look like a fucking model oh my god it's so hard for tall white blonde women I just couldn't

wow I'm just yeah anyway go fucking post up somewhere this stuff all helps now but I'm just saying

in the sense of early comedy doing these hood shows and bombing oh yeah you gotta take a look and now that bomb is, but I'm just saying in the sense of early comedy doing these hood shows and bombing and whatever. You gotta take your looks. And now that bomb is not like I was in Portland and I think we sold a bunch of tickets the last week, so I don't know if it was YouTube clips or what. It wasn't

that many flagrant fans. There were some that came out and I appreciated that and I hung out with them after the show. Getting better at that, but I did some jokes about genders and all that shit and like it was they told me after the show it's very progressive i had a lot but i had a lot of people after the show way more than i thought that was so funny not that joke was like i had such a great time blah blah blah and then in my mind i was like but those two jokes you guys were really

noticeably quiet because they weren't brave enough to laugh but the point is i was thanks to being buoyed by like the asshole army and realizing there's people that fuck with this, I was in there comfy and like, I was like, hey, you guys don't want to laugh. That's fine. And it's not as funny yet to where you have to laugh and that's on me and I'll get there. But like now I'm confident enough to be like, hey guys, that's fine. You can not laugh. We'll be okay.

Yeah. And shout out to the people that, you know, pay ads here. Yeah. Cause we need them to shit still. A lot of them we know like hey this is what this is gonna be yeah you got to be cool with that a lot of the people who advertise was we are very upfront like you have to be okay with this you know the content on this podcast and these big brands are like we know we're super comfortable with it all right so shout out to 2k and shout out

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Speaking of football, we were gonna get into some Daniel Jones shit before we turn it to comedy, but let's talk about it because it seems like outside of AB and Jalen Ramsey trade shit, some motherfucking Daniel Jones came out and stole the fucking show yesterday, man.

Why are you so upset? Because I'm a Cowboy fan. I grew up in Dallas, and I don't like anybody in the NFC who's having a good quarterback. And I think this guy might be good. Yo, he's fucking good, bro. Bro, he was letting it fly he first play

the fact that they let him throw on the first play I'm like oh no they fuck with him they know he's good he's mobile and he don't look as skinny

as Carson Wentz it looks like he can take up take more punishment he's tall he's athletic got an arm got like confidence game winning

fourth and five touchdown run it in run it in like that's the stuff like legends are made of bro arm, got confidence, game-winning, fourth and five, touchdown, run. Run it in. That is the stuff legends are made of, bro. Your first fucking start, you get booed in New York City. You're replacing a future Hall of Famer or legend, whatever you think about Eli Manning,

you're replacing the best quarterback they've ever had. You come in, your team's winless. You lose your best player, Saquon Barkley, out for eight weeks. You come in, and that offense that couldn't do shit for the first, what, two games, three games, looks fucking electric. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the NFL. You can't play that.

Yeah, we can't fuck with the NFL. That offense that couldn't do shit that offensive line who was a fucking shell of its former self looks fucking electric

shouts to Brian my homie Brian Gwinner shout out Brian I love that dude he hit me up he said Pat Shermer finally got somebody

who can run his offense and that's I think the most accurate assessment of this Eli can't do what Eli can't run he's got lead in his ass can do what Pat Shermer wants to do Eli can't do what Daniel Johnson can do. Eli can't run.

He's got lead in his ass. Daniel Johnson can do what Pat Shurmur wants to do. He can get out there and he can scramble. He can roll out. He can throw the, he can sling the ball down the field. Danny Dimes. Bruh. Such an appropriate nickname because he was putting that shit on the. The only comfort is he has ball security issues as a Cowboy fan.

Fumbled twice. Lost two fumbles. That's a lot in one game. That is a lot. Hopefully that continues. I mean this. As a Cow a cowboy fan i hope that continues because he looks good and then when there's game film you never know what's going to change but like that's an impressive first outing dog i mean that's impressive he didn't make no bad throws they didn't see him forcing it didn't seem rattled fucking took what the defense gave him,

didn't overthink it, let the shit fly when it's time to let it fly, made Sterling Shepard look fucking great. Granted, it was his first game back, I think, out of injury, so Eli didn't have Sterling Shepard, but got him back. They're going to get fucking Golden Tate back in a couple of weeks. Barkley will be back in about four to eight weeks. Listen, if Daniel Jones, I mean, shit, he's – who else is out there? Kyler Murray didn't look that great against Kyle Allen,

against the Carolina Panthers. Kyle Allen. Kyle Allen balled out. There's a controversy over there. Texas boy. Yo. Another one. And he wasn't that good at Texas A&M.

Him and Kyler Murray played together, and neither one of them really get on the field. And this guy, four touchdown passes, slinging it around. I was shocked. Dog. It's like a young quarterback fucking revolution right now. Yeah, I think they're making it, the rules are making it easier to throw, but also coordinators are just finding creative ways to open up the offense.

And that's i think dac has gotten better but part of the reason the cowboys are so much better is the play calling it's just like they're moving people around more of this which moves like defenders out of the box and it just it just opens everything up the play calling misdirection play action here do this do that and offensive coordinators are figuring that figuring it out and defensive coordinators haven't caught up yet so and honestly i don't even think they can. Like, the way the rules are set up, you can challenge pass interference calls now. Like, all this shit is geared to make these quarterbacks look amazing, and they all have.

There was one play during the Chiefs and Ravens game where fucking Patrick Mahomes— I don't know if we can find the video, but we can't probably show it anyway. game where fucking Patrick Mahomes, I don't know if we can find the video, but we can't probably show it anyway. Patrick Mahomes fucking fakes an end around to two fucking wide receivers. Yeah, I saw that. And the defense just opens up like the Red fucking Sea. And these are the Ravens defense. Like Earl Thomas fucking just great fucking defenders.

Number one defense in the league last year and then added Earl Thomas. Oh my gosh. And he just splits them so much. It's like they're playing street football out there. He hides the ball, comes up, hits fucking, I think, Kelsey wide open in the middle. And, God, there's just so many really fun, young quarterbacks. And now New York's got one, apparently, and Daniel Jones. Granted, it's the first game.

It's a fun time to be a football fan. Yeah, man. It's a fun time to be a football fan. It's a rough time to protest the NFL right now. I'm telling you. Not going to hold you, man. If this is the year the protests happen, I'd be like, Giants got a good quarterback.

The project's still supposed to be happening, Kaz. Nobody cares because the NFL is too fun right now. It's really fucking fun. I think every game, every 1 o'clock game came down to the last quarter or the last drive or something. I mean, I even saw blowouts, but they were still high-scoring, entertaining blowouts. The Patriots

blew out. Who did they play? The Jets. Everybody knew that shit was going to suck. They still put up 30-something. The Cowboys put up 30-something. It's an exciting time. Most of us like offense. I can appreciate a defensive game every once in a while. But I'm not a football expert enough to love a defensive battle consistently. We come to see motherfuckers throw that shit.

And it's exciting. Fucking Lamar Jackson shaking motherfuckers out of their ankles. Bruh, that touchdown run he had. Oh, my God. It was a bootleg. Yeah. And he decided to keep it. And then he jukes.

I don't know which defender it was on the Chief. But he juked him so hard. It was Mike Vick-like. Yeah. And spun off of him. And he decided to keep it, and then he jukes. I don't know which defender it was on the Chiefs, but he juked him so hard. It was Mike Vick-like. Yeah. Then spun off of him. And walked it in. And walked in the end zone. He didn't juke him and, like, burst it. Like, he shook the dude so bad, he was on his knees and just fucking walked it in afterwards.

I've never seen no shit like that. And I've never seen an opposing team be so complimentary of a quarterback that they just beat. They were like, yeah, we won, but, like, that motherfucker's the truth. Like, Mahomes and Jackson, same division. They might see. I called this in the beginning of the year because we didn't have a football preview this year, but I tweeted this out. I said the Ravens are winning the AFC.

I said Lamar Jackson. I remember you saying that, and I didn't put it. I was like, ah, they have a chance, but I didn't put a ton of stock into it, but they might, yo. I said that motherfucker Lamar Jackson is taking a leap this year. I mean, he's only what? That was only the second game he's lost. The only games he's lost in his career were to the Patrick Mahomes Chiefs twice.

Those are the only games this motherfucker has lost. He's 8-2, I think, or 9-2 or some shit. And the people that told him he used to play running back and wide receiver, I hope they sit on a bag of baby dicks right fucking now, dog. Who didn't see this coming in Louisville? I don't. Listen, I'm not the guy who says racism. I'm just not typically that guy.

But something about that was a little bit like, are you crazy, man? Are you crazy? He just won the Heisman as a quarterback. Not on no T-bullshit. Not on like he's just going to will his team and like it's University of Florida who's already got like a million All-Americans on the team. He made Louisville look like they should be in the college football championship. And you know who else called it?

And this is why I knew he was going to be legit. Who? The GOAT. The actual GOAT. OJ? No, no. Tom Brady. Yes.

Tom Brady had an IG comment on some post about Lamar Jackson basically saying this kid is good. My gosh. I remember they almost drafted him. I couldn't believe they didn't. They almost drafted him. I mean, I think the Ravens took him before then, but he was working out with the Patriots and shit like that. I thought they passed on him and the Ravens got him in the early second. I'm not positive.

No, I think Ravens, I think he was a first-round pick. Can you look up the draft order, Lamar Jackson? I'm pretty sure Lamar Jackson was a first-round pick. But the Ravens, I mean, Patriots worked him out. I think there's probably some, you know, that's one of my new favorite things, by the way, when people go to draft combines and they wear the shirt of the team who didn't, like, draft them or whatever. So I think somewhere on the internet there's, like, a Lamar Jackson Patriots jersey on or something.

But that dude, I haven't bought a football jersey in a long time. I'm buying a Lamar Jackson jersey. Really? I'm buying a Lamar Jackson jersey. Is that real? Is that real. Over Mahomes. I have a man crush on Lamar Jackson.

Over Mahomes. Over Mahomes. Mahomes seems kinda he's a little too he goofy he's a little too skim milk for me bro he is skim milk

he's a little too skim milk for me man it's like his dad's black he white mama white you like a dark skin yeah bro

full blood full nigga Lamar Jackson there's no confusing that dude where'd he go what was it he was a full Fucking mudblood

Yeah yeah Fucking Patriots It took Sonny Michelle Over him Yeah Right after Yeah The next pick

The Baltimore Ravens I mean Ravens man What's his name Ozzie Smith I think is their GM Ozzie Newsome Ozzie Newsome

I think is a baseball player I think Ozzie Smith Is a GM Anyway he's I think you got that The other way around Is it Ozzie Smith is a baseball player Ozzie Newsome is a baseball player I don't know black people Muffin How do you, he's... I think you got that the other way around. Is it? Ozzie Simmons is the baseball player.

Ozzie Newsom's the baseball player. I don't know black people. I'm all for it. How do you know he's black? Ozzie?

Niggas are just named Ozzie? You're right. Actually, no. Now you're right because Ozzie Osborne is black. I'm going to

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We talked about Lamar Jackson, how you want to blow him. Yes, I do. I have a man crush on Lamar Jackson, man. There's just something about... First off, I love black quarterbacks. You know what I mean? It takes a while. No.

Really? You don't say. No. It took me a while to even get off the Cam Newton train. I'm like, no, let's just be a racist. Son, me too, bro. I'm like. I'll excuse. Yo, hashtag me too.

I'll fuck with Cam. Hashtag me too. I'm a big Cam Newton fan. I'll fucks with Cam, bro. I think this year I'm finally done. It took me a while to be like, all right, man. You know what, man? I don't think he's been the same since that Super Bowl.

Something mentally fucked him up after that. Yeah. That happens to him up after that. Yeah. That happens to a lot of guys. Like, if you watch, there was some study about, like, Super Bowl losing quarterbacks where, like, they usually have, like, their worst season ever, like, after they lose. Yeah, but he doesn't seem to have recovered, period. Yeah. And I remember everybody's giving him a hard time, and I thought it was bullshit because

he was, like, being very sore. He didn't die for the fumble. And he was being a very sore loser afterward. He wasn't, like. Walked off on the press conference and shit. Yeah, but I was like, of course he was like being very sore. He didn't die for the fumble. And he was being a very sore loser afterward. He wasn't like. Walked off on the press conference and shit. Yeah, but I was like, of course, man. I like that. Just lost the biggest game of his life.

And I still defended him. You kidding me? Yeah. But then he started dressing dumber and dumber. And he started playing worse and worse. And if you're going to dress like a fucking retard, at least play. You better fucking win. Yeah, but he's not winning.

He wasn't playing. Maybe he's just hurt. But then Kyle Allen comes in and throws four TDs like it's nothing. Like it's nothing. And he wasn't really highly touted coming out of college either. When you're the backup quarterback for a guy that they're not even really looking towards the backup yet. How many more weeks does Kyle Allen have to play well before you start shopping Cam Newton quietly? Well, apparently Cam's going to be out for a while.

So if Kyle Allen's balling for the Knicks. I don't know what the diagnosis is. I thought I heard six weeks, but maybe that's somebody else. Yeah, like Cam's going to be out for a while. So, like, if he keeps them afloat, and mind you, that division could go either way. You know what I mean? Like, Breeze is out with the Saints.

The Saints will still be pretty good. Falcons are the Falcons. They'll find ways to be average as hell. The Panthers, you know, Kyle Allen won. They did all right. I don't even know who's the fourth team. The Bucs? Oh, yeah.

The NFC South sucks. It's going to be the Saints. Saints are still going to win it, even when Drew Brees hurt because everybody else sucks. Unless Kyle Allen is that good. Then Carolina has a chance to do it, but everybody else is trash in the division. I can see that. So I still think the Saints are going to win. I mean, do you shop Cam?

What's this Cam get you in this market? Yo, Cam will get you something. Quarterbacks are still a big deal i don't care and an offensive mind that could feels like he could unlock cam maybe have him run less throw a little more protect his body you'll you'll give up a first for cam and i don't think you'll think twice yeah yeah i mean i don't know i think with him they treated him so much like a running back it's almost like he's deteriorating like a running back. That's a good way of putting it. He's taken so many fucking hits.

He's ran so many fucking quarterback draws, and he's gotten hit, and he's never really learned to become a great slider. He's always fell forward. Idiotic. You know what I mean? And he's scrambling. And my big fear with Lamar, do not take contact, bro. It'll get you a few touchdowns to keep running and stay upright.

It'll extend your career by four years if you go out of bounds. He gets out of bounds pretty good right now. But if he starts taking those Cam Newton type hits. Because I saw some of these, like that touchdown, ill-ass move. But I was also like, you could go out of bounds, though. Yeah. I mean, that's why the spin move worked so well. Because he was so close to the baseline.

He probably thinks he's going to go out of bounds. He steps one way, spins him, and spins this dude out of his boots and walks into the end zone. So you heard it here first. Cam Newton going to get traded. I got a baby bladder, Kaz. See how many times you can say the N-word while I'm gone. Well, this thing about to go pee.

N, do you have any sports opinions? Get out of here. Get out of here, motherfucker. Yeah, let's put Hector on the front run. So we were talking about our guy Hector today. He says he's Dominican. He looks Jewish. I'm Dominican, fully.

All right, Hal, name five Dominican things right now. Go. Platano. One. Goo. That's the same thing. Salami. That's not the same thing, God damn it.

It's just the way it's differently made. So you don't look... Pull up a picture of Anderson Vareja right now. So motherfuckers know who I'm talking about because I figure, you know, our audience is very young sometimes

and he looks like LeBron James' best offensive rebounder during the Killian Cavaliers. I actually have that same shirt. Donkey Kong, Super Mario? Yeah.

Got that H&M? Comic Con. Comic Con? Yeah. Oh, when did you go to Comic Con? I really don't care, bro. I'm sorry, bro.

I was just trying to give give you and there he goes yes the curly-haired freak oh man hector hector hector's your name felix sanchez you know i recently just re-saw the video when he got donked on yeah about the way duane wayne they show that video every week that That's so fucked up, man. Imagine being in that. Like, I feel bad for the motherfuckers who had that, like, forever fucking highlight on them. Like, they got Craig Elo always getting jaded over Jordan. Byron Russell getting his ankles broke.

Fucking Jason Terry getting thrown on by LeBron James. And this guy right here. There's anything I remember about him. Actually, Jason Terry is my favorite. I was a big Jason Terry fan, bro. Didn't they get a foul for that? Or a tech for that? Oh, nah.

I think he got a tech. Was it when he was on the heat? And it was like the pass, pass. No, that was really fast. The James. Well, I had to let people know who the fuck he looked like. Yo, part of me was like, we should have let Edwin sit in because nobody knows what he looks like. Nobody knows what he looks like? Then I started chuckling because i started chuckling because you know ed and after we called him fat

as a turkey for like an hour and a half he suddenly you know he suddenly started posting a lot of pictures of himself on instagram that's right i like it just so y'all know i see and he had like the serious photographer taking pictures getting the stock photos with the glamour shots the illest package oh the traveling package. The traveling package. That's right. You got the Napoleon Dynamite glamour shots going on. Sexy guy, though. Sexy guy. Yo, Kaz, you want to talk about Calvin Johnson? Oh, yeah, man.

I don't know anything about this. So Calvin Johnson had a great story on Sports Illustrated about, you know, the Troy Lions. Terrible franchise. Had two all-universe talents retire before their prime because they're a shit organization. And he basically talked about how after every game since the NFL and Detroit Lions was a pump with opioids and shit and so many of these pills, he said no. And he would smoke weed literally after every game to avoid those pills. And he was getting so much pain and all that shit, eventually he retired. those pills and he was getting

so much pain all that shit eventually he retired I am a anybody who knows me I'm a big advocate for cannabis and marijuana

and think it's it's the nicest most poetic way to say you're a big pothead I'm not even a big pothead like that but like I know a lot of potheads

like do I smoke weed yes but I'm not I wouldn't call myself a pothead I know tons of potheads and there's just so many there's been so many fucking benefits to this shit that it's it's it's it's limitless like a lot of people know you know what's happened with me and my girlfriend and uh you know she had to

go through a lot of pain after that but you know um they prescribed a bunch of pills for her to take to get over that type of shit and I was like nah I don't want her taking any pills it's like is this just for pain management

and they're like yeah I'm like alright so keep the shit and we just smoked weed you in Jersey it's finna be legal in Jersey

yeah Jersey gonna be kinda lit I'm trying to move my girl back into New York but like part of me thinks

I'm fucking up yo stay cause I don't even smoke weed but like I'm about to invest though I'm so Indian I wanna invest in it I'm fucking up. Yo, stay. Because I don't even smoke weed. I'm about to invest, though. I'm so Indian, I want to invest in it. I'm about to invest in some shit. I want to do that.

And I don't know how that's happening, Kaz. I don't know if I trust your black-ass business partners. I don't want to end up like fucking Adrian Peterson. But I want to invest in somehow. Nah, man. It's going to be legal gambling, legal weed. This shit is like like hamsterdam jersey is hamsterdam so it's gonna be like a fucking a gold rush in jersey in the next year

or two though like they're already set i'm already seeing billboards of this shit like i bought my first um cbd with thc really you got high? 3% THC. Was it a pen? It was 18 to 1 or whatever. So it was like very little CBD. So the way somebody explained it to me, because I told him, I was like, yo, CBD don't help.

I have crazy insomnia. And I thought maybe this could help me sleep. And he was like, you can't do pure CBD because some pothead shit. The only thing potheads read is pot stuff. Like, can you... Maybe if you read

other science you would do something they turn into fucking einstein when it comes to any other way you ask anything else yeah but what he said is you need some thc to like for the cbd to be effective like pure cannabis cbd or whatever cbd does pure cbd does nothing unless like you rub it on you it's almost like a fucking ointment like if you know it's almost like smoking it and do anything i mean not really i mean if you like if you like the sensation of smoking it i mean for me it does nothing but if i have like a cream like if i like pull a muscle or some shit it helps like for pain and stuff that's where it works out but if you're trying to get any sort of like psychedelic from i just want to sleep yo oh i mean there's better ways you could do that than cbd on

melatonin ain't doing it for me. I used to take a lot of melatonin when I was doing WWE, when I needed to sleep on the flight or else I wasn't going to get no fucking sleep. I would pop like two gummies and shit. Right, exactly. So they do actually have like CBD infused with that as well. So maybe that would probably help you out. My point is I took it and I didn't feel nothing.

All you need, I'm going to get you high one day. I'm a smoke weaver when I'm probably 60. What, 60? Why 60? Because I feel like I'm going to have accomplished enough and then my kids will be out of the house.

You might accomplish more if you smoke some. Not me. No, I know me. I'm a guy that goes all in on shit. Okay. I don't have a problem. I have a problem with alcohol.

I think alcohol is like horrible. Yeah. Weed, I'm like, yo, I think potheads are annoying. Yeah. But I don't find a problem with weed I've definitely drank a lot less Like I'm not crazy about alcohol

I'm trying to get my shit together Clearly Because I was fat as fuck I'm brilliant Idiot What What is this shit Damn man

I really fucked him up huh I mean Fix his life Don't be shaming him Into drinking less And losing weight And getting a trainer Where you at you fucking turkey

God damn bro You can't body shame me like that, bro. I know, that's the problem. Yeah, that's actually an issue. He's fucking clucking in here every week. Yeah, see, shit. This is why flagrante helps, bro. Like, some people speak fluent flagrante.

I know it comes from a good place when you're like, yo, you look like you ate a lot of Popeye's chicken sandwiches while you were home. And you don't understand shit unless you gobble it at them. No, but like, yo, man, if you need help sleeping, they have these things called dosage pens as well,

where they're very concentrated. They don't get you terribly high, and you can get exactly what you want. So one will say sleep. One will say pain. One will say bliss or whatever. I used to take those sleep pens. They're disposable. You take one or two hits of that shit, and you're good. You'll be good.

Or maybe edibles. Just try some, yo. Edibles would probably- I did. I tried. I felt nothing. You give them like two milligrams, and that's it. Edibles, man.

Edibles are a slippery slope for me. Yeah, I don't want to get high, dog. I don't. That's not for me. You don't need a body high. Not yet. Edibles will give you a nice body high, but, you know. It's already getting too much.

It's already getting too much. Like, body high, psychedelic. It's just like, bro, I just want to sleep. The whole point of sleep is that I don't have to think so fucking much. All right. If you ever do smoke weed. Maybe that's why you get better sleep is you put so much goddamn thought into what kind of weed you're smoking. Yes. It's like, I'm tired.

Absolutely. If you get you a nice indica, indica will get you nice and sleepy. There's two specific types of weed. Don't hit me with this dissertation of weed. Can I just talk to a pothead without getting all the insider info? I'm not a pothead. I'm just trying to help you sleep, motherfucker.

I care about you. We talk about sports twice a week for hours on end, and we get less technical about football than we just got for 30 seconds. That's so true. We were just talking about end-to-end-around reverses and things. This is probably the most sports he's talked in a long time. It is for sure. And we never got this technical.

I'm going to get you a dose of that. Well, there's four basic formations of a passing play. We didn't do that. Four minutes we talk weed. I'm going to get you a dose of Parambro. Well, there's four basic formations of a passing play. We didn't do that. Four minutes we talk weed. I'm going to get you a dose of Parambro. One of these days. I'm going to get you some indica, get you some weed. Just try it one time.

If it doesn't help you sleep better. So you wanted to talk about Calvin Johnson, which is you wanted to say weed is great? No, I'm just saying like it's helped. I have personal stories where it's like, you know, instead of taking anything for like pain medication where you develop a dependence on it. How shitty are the lines that even your drug testing sucks? You even lose at drug testing. Like you have it in your hands. This guy should be positive every week.

And then you fuck that up. I mean, I forgot. Spencer Pasinger was here when he came and did the episode. We talked about how like if you get busted for weed in the NFL, they wanted you out. It's like you know long ahead of time. You know exactly how to beat a weed test. You know exactly when you're getting it. If you go down for weed in the NFL, they wanted you gone.

They wanted you gone or you wanted to be out? A little bit of both. A little bit of both. If you know this shit's coming, they tell you like, hey. But how do they want you out if they give you so much warning for weed for the weed no i mean it's like say like you said before miko grimes doing something about hey man like if they want to you know draw some shit out of you make your value go down a little bit more like hey this guy smokes a shit ton of weed get him out of here you know i'm saying or he gets tested for

whatever but then yeah but if they warn you before the test how do you do this makeup that you fail Like, hey, this guy smokes a shit ton of weed. Get him out of here. You know what I'm saying? Or he gets tested for whatever. Yeah, but if they warn you before the test, do they make up that you failed the test? No, they don't make it up. They'll just not tell you when you're about to get tested one day. So they'll stop doing that. Yeah, they'll stop giving you the heads up. Like, if they want to keep you in there and be like, hey, you know, if I were you, I would take, you know, some of these things or take a Pistonator or just, you know, in three or four weeks at this date, at this time, we're going to test you for weed. You know what I'm saying? You get ample enough time to beat that test.

I wonder who could be so undisciplined. Potheads, maybe. I don't know. Get too high that you forget. Josh Gordon, man. He played good this week. So that's probably the biggest pothead there is. He's sober now, right?

Yeah, I think so, yeah. You had to get sober. Good for him. That man had issues. It wasn't just weed he was doing, though. He was doing other shit. He was getting drunk for games. Yeah.

If you were that good drunk, though, that's crazy. Bro, you should get two trophies. That's insane. Michael Phelps won gold medals as a weed head. The amount of breath control and oxygen you got to hold while your lungs are hitting so much weed. Like he needs like 10 more medals. That's a good point.

That's how he started winning. The second and third Olympics where he dominated, that's just, oh, I just stopped smoking weed. Yeah. It's like I was doing all this shit with like a half a lung. Now watch, motherfucker. God damn. Where we at with it, man? We can talk basketball.

The LeBron 16s came out. Can I say something? LeBron's shoes look the fucking same every year. Have we not talked about this? Kobe, I like LeBron better than Kobe. I'm a big LeBron over Kobe guy. Kobe went from an ultra high top shoe to the first basketball low top.

His shoes look wildly different every year. I can show these props. Jordan from the 11 to the 12 to the 13 to the 14 to the whatever ugly ass shoes came after that, all look different. Where do you stop on your Jordan? The Jordan 1 looks nothing, probably 12. 12? 12.

I like that. Certain 13s get good. The 13s look hot. Exactly. Because Denzel made them look dope. But that's it. I'll fuck with that pair of 13s, but I cans look hot exactly because Denzel made him look dope but that's it I'll fuck with that pair of 13s but I can't do

any other colorway it's rough it's rough yeah like for me I don't even I don't like ones I don't like dunks I don't like

I don't like slims yeah my feet my feet are too big that's why I like LeBron's because LeBron's like big feet big feet shoes it's always the same

like high top with like a foam exterior and the same air bubble around the exact same part of the foot. I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it or something. But it's also something to be said for like... And they're dope. That's hot. They look good. The tongue looks dope.

But it's essentially the same shoe every year. Can you pull up a LeBron 9? Yeah. And how different do they really fucking look? Let's find out. I think the big thing- Oh, I mean, well, actually- I think the big thing with LeBron sneakers is that they only look good on LeBron.

I don't think it's- Oh, yeah? They only look- This don't look- This is LeBron 10, I guess. LeBron 10 don't look that different than LeBron 16. Does that look like six years have passed on a shoe? Looks like it came out last week.

It's a Honda Civic, man. Because every year it's the same basic fucking car. The nines, yeah, definitely look different, though. They look a little different. A little bit. But these are fine, though. And compared to these? It's Civics, yo.

They just slightly modify them. Every once in a while they come out. Every three years they come out with a redesigned model. Civics. I'll fuck with these though Not these Look at a Jordan 1 And then a Jordan 2 Oh yeah no doubt

Yeah that's Noticeably different And look at a Jordan 11 And a Jordan 12 Or no Jordan Yeah Jordan 11 And Jordan 13 even Noticeably different

Jordan 1 Look at that That's a dope dunk Jordan 2. Ugliest fucking boot you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, it's just fucking garbage. God damn.

I think these are the only pair of Jordans I've never had or wanted to have. Jordan 3s. Jordan 11. Start catching the wave. These are my favorite Jordans ever probably.

Nothing like it. Those go with everything. Jordan 12. Jordan 12 is beautiful. Nice and simple. That's a completely different shoe. Those toes are nice. I'm a fan of the fives also.

I'm a big Jordan 5 guy. Jordan 4 and 5 look very different. Jordan 4s and 5s and 6s were kind of similar. But I like the fives a lot. I like the 6s a lot. Kobe gets a lot of props

for being like the first low top basketball guy. So I give him that. I like KDs a lot too. KDs are nice. Not recently, but like, you know, he let them on pearls. Like the KD9s have been really good. The ones that came out last year were pretty good.

I've been all about these Kyrie 5s. Kyrie's probably got the best. Kyrie's are hot. Yeah, Kyrie's probably got the best signature. That SpongeBob one he came out with? Kyrie's got to be the worst player with the best shoe. No doubt. Oh, come on.

With the best. I don't know. I mean, I haven't. He hasn't come out with a left pair? He hasn't come out. Yeah. Those just do it's are so fucking hot. Those are hard.

The friends. Those are friends ones or not? Nah, the friends ones are up. Friends are hard too right there. Yo. Come on, son. That's just fine. That's so ill, dog.

And then he just came out with that whole SpongeBob shit crabs ones the red giant that's fucking spongebob zone right those are the hardest ones the other ones you got in your feet fucking those the hardest ones I got those want those red ones on the bottom left son I'm gay You got to get out ahead of it sometimes. That's a veteran move. That's a veteran move. That's savvy of you. Good job, my man. Good job.

But yeah, nah, LeBron's all right. I'll wear him. Because I got big ass feet, so they look all right on me. Let's go with that big ass dick. Yes, sir. That man said an inch. His shorts go an inch below his dick. Below before his dick. What kind of long?

You're not wearing short shorts, son. They were short. The ones I wore at Brilliant, they were like up past the thigh a little bit. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah. You're not going to see that episode the same anymore, huh? All right, yeah, no, I get you. No, yeah, now, okay, now I'm with you. Now, now, now, okay, now it's the same.

Now it's the same. Now I get it. Now I know what you mean. Oh, God. Oh, I love it. Anyway, man what you mean. Oh, God. Oh, I love it. Anyway, man, what else we got here, man? Man, I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who's been coming out to the Big Daisy Energy Tour. Yes, sir.

Can't wait for that. We do have a few more shows. We keep adding more. The ones this year, I'm going to tell you guys, they're 2020 shows. I'm going to give you a little bit of time for it. But October 11th we are in Minneapolis at Sisyphus Brewing

I believe the shows are 7 and 9.30 October 12th we are in Detroit at I believe it's called the Secret Comedy Club the tickets are on November 9th

the American Comedy Club in San Diego we're doing the full week in there so Thursday, Friday and Saturday tickets are available on my website akashsingh.com

That's A-K-A-S-H S-I-N-G-H dot com. And thank you to everybody who came out last week, man. We did L.A. sold out and that shit was a vibe, bro. The asshole love was crazy. Hell yeah, bro. Most love I've got

in any city. Most assholes thrown up in any city. It was crazy up in any city it was crazy Rami Youssef from the TV show Rami I got so much love for this dude I got so much love for that show I think it's one of the best shows on TV from Robot right? no the show Rami

oh shit my same Indian guy is that racist? Rami's not Indian either he's African he's African damn Iami's not Indian either. He's Egyptian. You're fucking up hard right now. He's African. You're fucking up. He is? He's African. Damn, I had to pretend I knew who it was.

It's not a... I've heard the name before. If you haven't watched the show, this is actually... I don't know if I've actually plugged it on the podcast, but this show, Rami, just R-A-M-Y.

It's... I thought Louie, whenever I would watch Louie, maybe it's just because I'm not a white dude, but I was always like, I see what you're trying to do and I don't get it.

I don't think you hit it. Rami, and maybe it's because I'm a brown guy and I'm not a white dude, but I was always like, I see what you're trying to do and I don't get it. I don't think you hit it. Rami, and maybe it's because I'm a brown guy and I get some of the struggles, but I was like, I see what you're trying to do and you fucking did that, boy.

You stuck the landing. This kid is super talented, super funny, has an HBO special. I saw his HBO special that was really fucking funny. You're right. So goddamn funny.

Got all the love in the world for this guy. He came through, bless his stage, did a guest set, sold out, hot as fuck. Portland, again, we thought ticket sales were going to be kind of weak to be honest afterward i think we saw like 20 the week before and then all of a sudden my youtube number started jumping oh yeah i think i'm at like eight or nine videos and i have a hundred thousand views

on youtube but then all of a sudden we we sold i think we had like 100 tickets sold in portland out of like 120 or something like that. That's dope. That could possibly, possibly, like the most you could get in there. So that was hot. There was some asshole love there. I hung out with some assholes after. And I was so fucking impressed by some of these kids, man. Our fans are not dumb kids.

I love it. Dude, this guy was 26. Shouts to Thurman, man. I was so impressed. He was just talking about like, he read I Will Teach You To Be Rich, which is a finance book I've recommended. Yeah. And he was just like that was a great book.

He reads all these financial books. He's 26. He's trying to start like he's got his own business. He works in real estate. He's in the military. He's got investment properties. And he's just like that's what my dream is for the assholes because I really love y'all and y'all help me so much.

It's like, if I can pass any of the wisdom I gained from losing everything almost and then building it back up and now saying, oh, I got to do this better. I hope y'all can learn from my mistakes

because y'all got me out of that hole. So if I could save you from getting into it, great. Um, I hope I helped him at all, but he already was smart, but just like, I'm so impressed with it

and I really do want to build a community and try to impart some financial wisdom and tell you guys books you could check out or podcasts to check out or like ways to do things you can do with your money. And just shouts, man. So much love on this tour. Go to the Big Desi Energy Tour. Come through. We're coming to your city, so we'll keep adding shows.

Get them tickets, man. I ain't got nothing to plug except we're doing aucey Palooza for DC, Howard Homecoming. Shout out to everybody over there. Go to DuceyPalooza.com. You're doing Howard Homecoming? Yeah, that's one of our biggest shows every year. That was the show that popped us off, for real. Yeah.

Like six, seven years ago, we had Pusha T and Wale come surprise and do a set. Howard Homecoming is... Yeah, it's like black Mecca, man. It's crazy. So shout out to everybody. I want to go. The excitement in the audience's face is incredible.

You've never been? I've never been, man. I want to go to black Mecca. Let me get these. It's way more lit than real Mecca. It's October 12th. Colored people Mecca. At the Echo Stage.

Make sure you get your tickets on Dusaypalooza.com. DC, we're coming for you. What's the website again? do say palooza dot com DC we're coming for you for what's the website again do say palooza dot com at the echo stage October 12th 2019

shout out to everybody who came last week obviously I left early last week I want to go host a really dope panel and everybody knows

I'm a huge fucking Knicks fan oh you know what else a really dope panel cash what flagrant to it's a really dope panel. Everybody knows I'm a huge fucking Knicks fan. Oh, you know what else is a really dope panel, Cash? What? Flagrant 2. It's a really dope panel. You should check it out sometime.

I asked if we could do the recording a little earlier. They're like, no, it has to be at 5. Anyway, shout out to everybody who came. There were a lot of assholes pulled up as well. People I didn't even know were assholes. Actual sports media folks with credentials from ESPN and NBC and all this shit. Anybody famous? I don't know if you know if they're famous,

but you know what they work for. So, you know, shout out to them. And, you know, shout out to RJ Barrett, Kevin Knox, Walt Clyde Frazier. Did you ask any of them why their networks suck? Listen, motherfucker, God damn. Let me get my shout outs out. God damn it. You didn't say who it was.

No, I'm saying anonymous people suck. You guys are such pussies. It's unbelievable. I'm a pussy. You named five possible networks. I said they suck. It could be, it's a 20% chance it's one of the networks you named. You just said they were fans.

I said they show love. I don't say they suck. They show love, man. I used to work for Verizon Wireless. Do you think I got defensive? So my civilized? But you know, you know what it is though I think they get they look at they look at us and they look at me with the same kind of like Like pride of like yo, I wish I had the freedom that you have like yeah, I work for this big shit But like I can't go in here and talk about fucking, you know, tranny porn and then basketball

Like the freedom that y'all have is just so fucking admirable, and y'all, like, built it within the community of sports and shit. Oh, bro, I got shadowbanned again. I'm sorry I interrupted. You know, I tried. I told you. I saw it coming, and then for the first day or two, I was fine. But I got shadowbanned again.

I'm almost positive. Oh, shit. My girl had me do a very smart thing like a month ago. She was like, keep track of your Instagram followers. It'll just come in handy. So every time it goes up by 100 I write down the date and the time

and it was going I was getting like 300 followers a day which is great and cool and it's not a brag at all it's not monumental but it's really cool for me but then both times

I said I was shadow banned all of a sudden it just dropped so I went up so I was going up 300 a day as of Friday Saturday I went up 100 and then I haven't gone up

it is now Monday I haven't gone up a single 100 since then. And then you know you check your notifications every time you open it up. There's normally like 50, 40, whatever. Now it's like three. Really? It's like two.

Wow. And you tried to search my name. Yeah, I did actually earlier. Didn't pop up. It didn't come up. Shadow bands, dog. They really be doing this. Once they report a post, somebody reported our tranny porn post, took a few days, and

then all of a sudden and then you can keep track of your profile visits mine have already dropped by like two three thousand which is probably the most trans positive post

we've ever had it is so trans positive you just can't it disgusted me actually how trans positive it was physically disgusted me Jesus Christ

don't think just cause Andrew's not here That the flagrancy has died Oh no not at all I don't give a fuck I give some fucks You guys didn't give me shit before You're not gonna give me shit later

Edit that out Well please Instagram stop shadow banning us God damn it Stop fucking editing comedy And let these motherfuckers do what they us God damn it Stop fucking editing comedy And let these motherfuckers Do what they do God damn it This has been Flayer 2

No easy buckets Analysis by assholes Watercooler commentary For your soul's needs I'm Kaz That's Akash Eden's over here Anderson Verge

I was here So my man's name is Hector Hector It sounds so fucking Stereotypical Hector It's Hector Hector you gonna get us fucking stereotypical Hector It's Hector? Hector, you gonna get us on this?

Is that some high class shit? He's too light skinned for the H Get out of here Anyway, motherfucker Bro, you just got here I was about to say, bro Yo, stay in your fucking lane, Hector Right, Ed?

Tell this guy to stay in his fucking lane God damn, motherfucker, yo See, you can do that now There's somebody It's nice, right? Yo stay in your fucking lane Right And tell this guy Stay in his fucking lane God damn Motherfucker yo See you can do that now There's somebody It's nice right Feels great

Feels good Stay in your fucking lane Hector You got the same name As a fucking Ghostbuster This has been Flavor 2 No Easy Buckets We catch y'all Friday

God bless.