Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - For Patreon Ears Only

Episode Date: November 28, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Alexx discuss: Steal the bacon, buying a new Tesla, what we're thankful for this week, the flagrant thoughts of the week, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to listen to an extra episode a week? BECOME A PATRON. www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2

Guys, what's up? It's Schultz. I'm going to be honest with you. We're listening to the episode, the Patreon episode, trying to find a clip that we can post for this little snippet that we always post on the free feed. I'm sitting here right now with Alex and Adam. We are trying to find a clip that is appropriate enough to put on this feed and we cannot find a clip. Okay? That's all I have to say. We cannot find a, we went off the rails.

Something happened. I'm not sure what it was. I think it was the turkey chili I had. The ending of it is kind of wholesome. We went through the things we're thankful for. I'm going to include that clip, but literally nothing else is appropriate enough to include. We were going crazy.

So happy Thanksgiving. And for all you guys on Patreon, you'll know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. Peace. In all seriousness, we have to, I think we have to do something uplifting. Okay. For the end of the episode. Okay?

We have to. We have to. This is Thanksgiving. This is a celebration of food. It's the celebration of family. It's a celebration of friends. Right? It's a celebration of food. It's the celebration of family. It's a celebration of friends, right? It's a celebration. So we need to celebrate friends.

Do we have friends here? Yep. Okay. Do we have family here? Absolutely. This is family. This is family. Do you know?

We, we, what? We need to be together. We need to bring everybody together. Everybody listening right now. Everybody listening right now. Everybody has to come together, okay? What, dude? I'm trying to have a moment.

Dude, Break it together Holy Sure Benson Benson You're in the spin cycle now Okay So

We were talking about What we're thankful for I think that's a great way To end the episode Okay Benson What we're thankful for. I think that's a great way to end the episode. Okay? Benson, what are you thankful for?

Why don't you just stand right in front of the fucking camera? Why don't you do that? Holy shit. Holy shit. Was that you playing steal a bacon with me when we were a little younger? No. I think I'm, I'm thinking I'm thankful for everybody and everyone in my life

and everything that's led me to this point in my life. Man, that's some gay-ass shit to say, man. Fuck you, bro. Fuck out of here with that. That's some Christians. They got to you, yo. Them Christians got to you, bro. Yeah, this Christian blood will fuck you up.

Oh, shit. Wow, spicy, dog. Spicy. That man is spicy, dog. Spicy. My man is spicy. Yo. Yo. Fancy got tight. He really did, bro.

He was being mad vulnerable. I know. Yo, he was being mad vulnerable. Yeah, you thought that we were like a sincere, thoughtful podcast, and then you came with that boring-ass Hallmark card. You know, we want some real shit. What are you grateful for? Thankful for?

The flagrancy. Yeah, that's a better answer. That's a solid answer. That's a solid answer. All right, Alex, what are you thankful for besides melanin deficient people? I'm thankful for vegans. Vegans, okay.

Eden, what are you thankful for vegans Vegans Okay Um Eden What are you thankful for? All the food I get to consume Cause I'm fat as fuck You're not that fat dude I know but It's more fun that way

No Not that fat He's not fat All the pussy you get to eat For Thanksgiving Oh shit There you go I'm thankful for all the

Eden I get to eat for Thanksgiving oh thank you for all the head and I get to eat I am I am very thankful for friends and all the people that got me here today. No. I am very thankful for, in all seriousness, I'm very thankful for my dad's fucking hog, man. My dad has a big dick, dude, and it's wide.

I've seen it. You've seen it, right? I've seen it. You've seen it, right? I've seen it. You've seen it on soft, right? Bruh. And still, right? Bruh. Son.

Son. On soft? On soft even when it's scrunched up? Because sometimes it can get scrunched? Son. Impressivo, is it not? Yo. Son. My man left an impression

Son Son He did For real Son I would honestly Like when my dad would walk to the bathroom And I'd see his dick

I'd be like I'd be like Oh dad stop But I'd be like Looking at it still I'd be like Dad what's going on But I'd be like

Is that your dick bro? Like when my dick Could grow into that dick You know Still waiting So I put something on, but I'd be like, is that your dick, bro? Like, when my dick grow into that dick? You know, still waiting. So, but I'm thankful for that hog because that hog took up so much space in my mom, not a single sperm could fall out and leak out the sides. So, it really, all the sperm went going for the egg. And the fastest one that got there,

when there was no sperm leaked out, was me. So I'm grateful for that hog. And I'm grateful for that fucking hog, man. That cannon. Cannon, cannon, cannon. Real talk. So, dad, I'm grateful for that. That fucking hog.

That's it. Yo, thank you guys for listening. Yo, what's up? This is Akash. that was a preview of our patreon episode if you want the full thing go to www.patreon.com slash flagrant to join the illest community on earth unless you're a social justice warrior then you're just gonna ruin the fun