Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Gay NFL player Carl Nassib shows the BEST way to come out | Flagrant 2 Patreon Clip

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

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And we thought that they were like dating. I think at one moment- They were dating. They were dating. Yeah. And Paige said that they didn't have sex or something like that. And we used to always teach Paige like, yo, your boyfriend's gay. We didn't even know who the fuck this guy was.

That's so funny. But he's gay. Like, he's not having sex with you. You're not worried about that? Like, maybe, oh, we're taking it slow or this, that, the other. Like, no, it's not taking it slow. Yeah. He's taking other things slow.

Yeah. You are with a gay guy. Yeah. Complete joke because we always bust Paige's balls. We her current boyfriend i think is gay we say whoever she dates is gay page is a beard full-on fucking beard and we've been saying this is a joke for fucking years i get this dm the other day that they're like yo i think this guy carl Nassib, was Paige's boyfriend back in the day, the one that you said is gay. And I'm like, there's no fucking way. And I start Googling this guy, and this guy named Carl Nassib,

now he's a defensive end for the Raiders, right? It's also funny. The team in Oakland, you know? The team in San Francisco, the Raiders. There's so many gay jokes. It's amazing, but they're all jokes. Carl,

we love you. We're very proud of you for coming out. How long was he in the league for? All right. Has he been in the league? I don't know. Six years, six years.

I think it was the Cleveland Browns. He played for at first. Yeah, he's decent. I think, I think I remember hearing his name around draft time. People were thinking he was going to be really good and he's not like, they're like, Oh, this guy's going to go a little bit late. He's going to be really good. And he's not like, they're like, oh, this guy's going to go a little bit late, but he's going to be really good.

And he's not that, but he's fine. He's going to play for a few more years at least, probably, and contribute here and there. He's like a role player. He's kind of like what Jason Collins was, to be honest. Honestly, I thought what he did was great. Yeah. Like, I thought it was really cool.

And he said this. He's like, if you know about me, you know I'm a private figure. Like, I'm not doing this for attention You donate $100,000 to this Gay kids don't commit suicide foundation And he was like I don't want attention I hope we get to a point where people don't even need to do this Announcement wise it was great

I'm gay I'm donated this shit He did a little flex too because he wanted to let the gays know he's doing well He's like I'm calling from my place in Westchester Like okay Okay gays we see you balling out here look look mad cute total dime yeah you know what i'm saying haircut everything was trimmed ready to go got a full beautiful backyard the dude's getting cracked or cracking but top level bangalang yeah for sure okay for sure the guy did it perfectly it was really seemed

authentic it didn't seem like an attention grab it seemed like a likable hey man this dude is gay here's my question you're one of the guys in the locker room yeah right he's never made a move on you never hit on you nothing like that do you feel insulted i'm a little offended if you if you play he's only played for the browns and the Raiders. That's hilarious. The two gayest sounding teams in the NFL. But if you've never hit on once by him, never had any suspicion or anything, are you a little insulted? Yeah.

Kind of interesting, huh? Was he profiled in Hard Knocks? Can somebody look this up? I think he might have been one of the players they profiled when Hard Knocks was in Cleveland. And nobody suspected. I don't think so. I think it was him. And I think I remember the thing that kind of went viral for him was he was talking about investing to his fellow teammates.

He's like, I thought about buying a Rollie. It was 10K. And then somebody told me, if you invest your money, it doubles every seven years in the market. And then he's like, it's 10K. In 21 years, it'll be 500,000, whatever the math was. Exactly. He's the one that did that. Like, this is compound interest in one of their boardrooms on the board.

Yeah. And then he just wrote it out for people. And like, that was really cool. Like, hey, don't fucking waste your money. This is what it could be if you invest it wisely. Also, fitting that a gay guy would be that good with finances. They're nice with it. They stay with money, bro.

Dinks is what they call them. Dual income, no kids. Dual income, no kids. Wow. Also not wasting all their money on women. Dinks is what they call them. Dual income, no kids. Dual income, no kids. Wow. At least we're not wasting all our money on women. He went to Penn State. I was trying to dig on that, but it was after. He did not go to Penn State.

He went to Penn State. Dude, Penn State to the Browns to the Raiders, man. This guy's committed. This guy's committed. That is the gay pathway to success. The only thing more gay rape than Penn State is State Penn. That's the only two. That was good. That was good only two. That's good.

That was good right there. Good job. Thanks, buddy. Anyway, I don't know. I just thought the guy did it great. I don't think it was that. It wasn't a whole sanctimonious thing. Like, look at me.

Like, this is, you know, I stand, blah, blah, blah. It's like, no, this is my life. Now, here's the thing. Do you think it? Go, go, Al. So there's a potential problem because remember we had Miko on the show who said that gay players don't out themselves because it's going to be like problems in the locker room

and the players don't get along. So now is he just tanking their season? I remember, who was it? Willie Colon came on here the first time and he was like, man, I had gay teammates. We didn't give a fuck. And he didn't say the name on the podcast, but he might have said it to us after or we heard from another person like oh i heard

this guy on one of his teams was gay like a few people would say that and he was good but are they better than carl nasib i think but i mean i think if you're on a team and you're that intimate like you kind of know you can you can like suspect but i don't think they know what comes out i think he'll tell one person like yo i gotta share this with you and like it'll kind of go around the room he said we all knew he was like we all knew he was gay none of us cared i'm sure there's some people who care no that's willie cologne said that yeah yeah yeah we don't know if carl's teammates knew no gotcha but it's a possibility he did i and listen if it matters that much i don't know but i don't think that the raiders have a chance this year anyway right probably not i mean they were close to making the playoffs last year started off strong

and then fell apart right they're not they're not there yeah i don't know i mean what i think is kind of cool is the temperature on this seems low yeah the michael sam temperature was high remember there was almost like a carnival they wanted it they needed it they wanted they needed also there was the whole thing with the boyfriend you know like everybody's really playing up that relationship it was too much it was like a reality show it felt a bit like showy like um like what the woke parade shit like we're just showing this off the mascot yeah the mascot doesn't mean yeah it feels yeah it feels like patronizing and like uh i don't know like for example i went to this like workout on like pride for like pride month or whatever and all like the workouts were like gay related workouts I don't know. For example, I went to this workout for Pride Month

and all the workouts were gay-related workouts. Ass punches. It was like 20 wall balls. It was like skipping while holding hands. I was like, this is patronizing. That's offensive as fuck. If I'm a gay dude,

skipping while holding hands is an exercise? You know how gay dudes are in shape? Carl Nassim looks like a regular gay dude. He don't look like a football player. He looks like an average gay guy. And you think these motherfuckers are skipping and holding hands

in the gym? That's offensive to the gay population. It feels like a stereotype to gay people. They're like, all right, yeah, we'll be the skipping guys.

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Yeah, I thought it was dope the way he did it, man. Can we find him a husband? I thought of a husband. Okay, go. What do you got? I thought about this. All right. I went through the list of athletes.

I was like, that's not good enough. NFL, NBA, no chance. Hollywood, don't see it. I'll tell you who it should be, and he's in this room. 49%. Oh, my goodness. He's the ideal husband for Carl Nassib. Because I thought about this.

This is a great marketing opportunity for Carl Nassib. I mean, he's just too humble to do it on his own. He don't want the attention. Okay. You know who got no problem truffling and shuffling to get him every dollar he got coming to him? Power couple? Power couple, dog.

Power bottom, power couple. You don't understand the 49%. There's no dick coming near me. What are you talking about? You was going to take Sean King's dick earlier. You already crossed over. For my people.

Sacrifice. This is for your people too, dog. Gay people. No. I support him because it's another good-looking, six-foot-seven dude off the street. Keep flirting with him. I love meeting

great-looking gay dudes. That's how I support them. What are you talking about? That's another guy I don't need to compete with. That's a good point. Less guys out there. Oh, Alex, welcome. welcome to the party here now you will support it i'm not at that party you know what call nasa was probably this is what it was like before like dating apps this was i would i was the original gay supporter because i'd be like okay none of these guys

are gonna be hitting on these girls yeah and then all the other guys are that are actually straight or just pussy to do it then you have me and then when you find out you're gay, you can fuck them. Carl Nassib is 51% gay. Yeah, but Nassib feels like... Is that a Syrian name? Lebanese name? It sounds like it, but no.

But it could be a Lebanese Christian. He's a white boy, dude. The guy looks super white. Oh, it's Arabic, yeah. It's Arabic, Nasib uh oh he mixed up Paul what if we find out he's Jewish no no no we know that name isn't Jewish

he's either an Arab Christian or a Muslim yeah he's from Westchester Pennsylvania so maybe not yeah a lot of Jews there every guy should be grateful Carl Nassib's gay because now opens it up. Thank you.

Opener up! What I was most happy about is that while this is a big story, it's not as shocking. Yeah. And I think that is progress. I think that's pretty cool. Yeah. Because ideally, like Carl said. I think that's pretty cool. Yeah. Because ideally, like Carl said,

we get to this situation where a gay guy doesn't even have to come out. It just happens that he's fucking gay and that's what it is. And, uh, I love the lack of reaction. His Jersey is the number one selling Jersey for the past few days, but that still didn't seem like much. Like,

all right, you support him. Go buy the Jersey, but it's not like football jerseys, middle America. Do you think? him, go buy the jersey, but it's not like... Who buys football jerseys? Middle America. Do you think? Yeah.

This is a perfect... He needs to be a Victoria's Secret model. Oh, shit. If Victoria's Secret is having trouble with their sales, he's proven that he can move units. Yeah. Okay? He sure can move units. He moves literally and figuratively. The guy moves units. Okayatively the guy moves units okay the guy can sell the guy is

the number one selling jersey in the last two days victoria's secret is flipping all their models right they're doing anything they possibly can to sell some stuff they got that racist megan rapinoe out there slaying in racial epithets and bras and thongs. Okay? They got the trans model Valentina Sampaio. Peace. Now they got the motherfuckin' defensive end GOAT. The gay GOAT. The gayest of all time. They got the gayest of all time.

They got the DN GOAT. That is a fact. Carl Nassib. The guy moves units. You take him on. You make him a Victoria's Secret model. The lingerie is going out the fucking door. Love it.

You can't do it. This is how you do it. This is the new Victoria's Secret show. You have Valentina Sampaio walking down the catwalk. Out of nowhere, blitz! Blitz! Hike! Off the line.

Hike! Get this sack. Sack! Both of them. You get the sack and the sack. Andike? Get this sack. Sack. Both of them. You get the sack and the sack. And Valentina still got it down there. This is a brilliant way to do the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Fuck the angels.

You just have Valentina walking down and then your boy Carl out of nowhere blitz from behind. Bumble. What happens next happens next. Who knows? Pay-per-view for that extra shit. It's like lingerie football league. They already have it. Oh, my God.

They already have it. Oh, my God. We got a lingerie football league. Sign up Carl. Holy shit. Sign up Valentina. Sign up Victoria's Secret. And then Megan Rapinoe actually will be like a hero because she's athletic as fuck.

And she plays football as well when you think about it. The European version of the football. Bruh. And Valentina S as well when you think about it. The European version of the football. Bruh. And Valentina Sampaio's from where? Brazil. The greatest football country in the world. What do guys love more than sexy girls? Sports. Sports. Victoria's Secret's genius. Here we thought Victoria's Secret was about to go out of business

because no one's buying lingerie anymore. They found a way to flip it, twist it, and reverse it. I'll go to the wide. Is y'all flipping nippin' when yet? Is y'all flipping nippin' when yet? Is y'all flipping nippin' when yet? Yeah. They did it. Victoria's Secret's back.

Les Wexler does it again. Wow. He does it again. Unstoppable. He throws the scent off of the having sex with kids trail. Unstoppable. Unbelievable. Wow.

The guy is a genius. Yeah. The guy's an absolute fucking genius. How did he do it We had him pinned We had Epstein We had Ghislaine All of a sudden we're about to have Wexler Completely takes Victoria's Secret

Whose sails are dwindling Flips it Reverses it Hit the wide out Is y'all flipping in his wind yet Is y'all flipping in his wind yet It's getting worse every time It's just Russian Is y'all flipping in his wind yet? Is y'all flipping in his wind yet? It's getting worse every time.

It's just Russian. I'm just going full Russian. Reverse it. Sales go through the roof. You got the trans football league. You got Carl Nassib just tackling bitches on the runway for the next Victoria's Secret out of nowhere. Viral. Viral.

Viral. Viral. Viral. Sports are back. Sports are back.