Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Ghislaine Maxwell Is Going to get Off-White™️

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

0:00 - start 1:00 - Schulz got Peloton’d 6:00 - Akaash wants a gun 9:30 - Mark is all in on Bezos 37:00 - Virgil Abloh’s death & legacy 50:00 - Canadian woman fakes her Native American heritage 1:14:00 - Casey Neistat and Rogen Tweet about crime in LA 1:35:00 - Omicron variant and naming rights 1:58:00 - media’s responsibility in reporting 2:15:30 - Ghislaine Maxwell trial Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf

What's up everybody? Welcome to Flager 2. It's your boy Shultz. I'm here with Akash. We got Mark Gagnon. We got White Alex. You thought I wasn't going to do that this time. We have White Alex and then we have Dove the Truffle. Happy Hanukkah. Let's get right into it. We had a good day everybody. We're not on the road this weekend. Good weekend? I was on the road. That's good. Okay. Very good. We got in with our families and Thanksgiving and all that other stuff. Nobody cares. Let's get right into it.

I have a personal story I'd like to share. Oh, what's up? Me too. Okay, good. You have a personal story? Okay, no one gives a fuck. Yeah. I have a personal story.

Can you tell us about the ballet? Yeah, yeah. No, no. This is before the ballet. This is why I ended up going to the ballet. Okay. I was a victim of Peloton. I almost died on a peloton on the treadmill really i understand how it kills the kids i fell off the treadmill i i literally like in a fucking tiktok i'm running

my the sneakers that dove has on right now give me one of those sneakers just take it off real quick yeah you're a little ninja right here they fold too easy like that. Uh-huh. Okay? My toe caught the treadmill, this death treadmill from this Peloton, this horrible company, Peloton, that you can sell your stock on public right now, PLPN or something. And it caught the front of it. Yeah. It bent over. My girl and I are both doing a workout class with Adrian Williams or Wilson or whatever his name on Peloton.

I like the guys that work for them. Great guys. Are you in a public gym or are you at your place no this is at our thank god this is downstairs I catch the front of it

and it all happens so fast okay I catch my toe in the front of it immediately both my legs are gone and I'm holding on with one arm

okay I'm holding on with one arm the treadmill is just rubbing up and down my shins just slowly wearing away the skin on my shins right

I'm like fuck I gotta do something. I gotta let go, or this thing's gonna swallow me up, right? I let go, slams me against the wall. This is wave pool, wave pool part two. Wave pool part two, but it's so fast, right? Everything happened in one instance.

Stubbed toe, ah, fuck, I stubbed my toe. Boom, boom, boom, boom, slam against the wall, right? Immediately, I'm like, this could not get any worse. Immediately, I just hear just hear babe are you okay boom boom boom slam against the wall my girl my girl

my girl turns my girl turns to see if I'm okay as she's looking to see if I'm okay she also turns flip slam against the wall

both of us are there we go to the ballet that night to make up for it that's how it works yeah because you almost killed your wife dog

yeah it was crazy but I could see how it swallowed up kids. You go, there's no, I don't know. Like, you know how sometimes the end of treadmills doesn't also feel like it kind of like raises up a little? There's a little lip at the end. Yeah, it feels like that, right? Yeah, there should be.

This is no lip. It's lipless. It's lipless. It's a white woman of treadmills. Yes, what? What? Hold on one second. It's the Andrews ghost of treadmills.

Hold on one second. That's a good point, actually. They aren't that lip. Pelotons are white women's treadmills, too what hold on one second hold on one second that's a good that's a good point actually they aren't that lip pelotons are white women's treadmills too oh my god that was genius you're insulting my people but that was genius um but yes so this fucking thing doesn't have any lip you don't know when you're at the end yeah i stubbed my toe i'm fucking gone i couldn't grab the side one i just grabbed this one it was like you're hanging on at the end of a boat you know those people yeah they fall off the uh the water the water ski yeah what is it called water ski yeah water ski yeah when they barefoot ski barefoot ski yeah but i was just doing that and having all of my shins just slowly like

where your legs wrapping around three times 100 but i see how i could stuff a baby underneath and then they die yeah this thing is dangerous yeah but how long were you running on it before you minutes i went right on my first incline they're're like, take the incline up two points. And I was like, I'm taking up three points. Easy. This shit is an intermediate class. I'm advanced. Right? I took that shit up three points and then it told me to speed up the thing, hit my toe, vip, vip, vip, boom, slam.

My girl, you okay? Vip, vip, vip, boom, slam. Both of us. Do you recover? Say again? What did the teacher do? He stopped the class? It's not live. It's not live. You think the guy's on the screen like, what the fuck just happened to both of you guys? 30,000 people watching, they just got to stop their day because they don't know how to walk.

Yeah, there were two headshots in the middle of the class. So yeah, so that's why we're at the ballet. And did you guys bounce back? Were you like, all right, let's finish it up? Yeah, went right back on. Let's do another three more minutes. Yeah, I mean, it was embarrassing.

She was like holding me like something. Like I just got fucking raped or something like that. She's literally like holding me. Andrew, are you okay? Is everything okay? She fell too. I'm like, you hit the wall too. What the fuck are you holding me for?

You know what I mean? Back off. Are you okay? Dumbass. Can't even fucking run, walk. How much must you have been complaining for her to be like, I gotta comfort this guy.

No, no, it wasn't. She was like genuinely concerned. And then, you know, she just looked like an idiot. Dude, who falls off a treadmill, right? Anyway. So that was my weekend. And then we went to the stupid ballet.

And why did you go to the ballet? Nah, we had booked tickets to go to the ballet. My girl used to be a ballerina and she likes those things. And it's just stupid. It's the worst, dog. It's the worst. We saw the Nutcracker. I'll say this.

I saw that shit, I think. Okay. Maybe. I saw one ballet. Here's the worst, dog. It's the worst. We saw the Nutcracker. I'll say this. I saw that shit, I think. Okay. Maybe. I saw one ballet. Here's the thing. The Nutcracker, the second half, you can appreciate the athletic prowess that it takes to do these things. The first half of the ballet of the Nutcracker is absolutely stupid. It's idiotic.

It makes no sense. They're not speaking and they're not dancing. Right, right. So it's just waste your time. What are they doing? They're at the dinner party. What do you mean it's not a waste? It's not even a dinner party. They time what are they doing they're at the dinner party what do you mean it's not waste not even a dinner but they're giving presents but they're just walking around there's no dancing and they're not speaking so it's just it's just like uh one of

those movies back in the day before silent film it's a silent film but i'm not coming for unfunny charlie chaplin yes exactly yeah it's a story nothing it's a story stupid the rats come then the rat king is there they shoot it with the fucking sword fight. It makes no sense. The second part with the dancing, the racism, that's fucked.

Yeah, that shit's mad racist. No one ever talks about that. Super racist. Nutcracker's super racist. How do Asian people dance? Woo, ho, ho, ho, ho. They do this. How do Arab people dance?

It was fucked. They do this shit? No, I don't know. And then they have the Russians. That one's fired too. Well, yeah. I didn't see Nutcracker. I dead ass thought every ballet was Nutcracker until you said what happened in yours. I was like, wait, then they have the Russians. That one's fire, too. Well, yeah. I didn't see Nutcracker.

I dead-ass thought every ballet was Nutcracker. Until you said what happened in yours, I was like, wait, I think mine is different. There's other ones. What about you guys? Anything fun this weekend? Yeah, I went to Tennessee, and I won a gun. Oh, really? I won a gun.

Did you shoot it? Why'd you go to Tennessee? No, no, no. I was meeting up with an old friend. You did shows in Nashville, Tennessee. I had shows in Nashville. Thank you to everybody who came out. Sold out both nights. Yeah, baby!

We had a lot of fun. And then I was meeting up with an old friend. And he's kind of a wild boy. And I see him when I meet him. I'm like, he gained weight? What's going on? And then he casually mentioned having weapons or something. So we get to the hotel.

I'm like, let me see the guns. He pulls out a Walter something, PP something. I don't know. But he got three fucking clips. First of all, he pulls out three knives. And I'm like, this guy is ready for war. Then he pulls out the handgun. And I'm like, unload the shit, take out every bullet possible, and then let me hold it.

Because I don't trust myself with a loaded gun, obviously. I hold the gun. And I'm like, oh, this is kind of cool. But then the motherfucker had like a sight on it, like a scope, like an infrared. And as soon as I looked through the viewfinder thing or whatever and I saw the red light i was like i want a gun i will kill everybody dog this shit is so fire yeah oh dude you take a look at that fucking sight on a handgun break it out of here it was light i can carry that around i can't believe you're from texas you never held a gun i held a fucking m16 or whatever one time on a farm big ass gun yeah That shit weighs more than me.

I'm too weak to have a gun like that. A little nice handgun. I could have that. Give me the same pistol that you give Carmen Sandiego. Give me that shit.

You're just like a late blooming Enzo, I think. You went your whole 20s. You're like, man, respect everyone. Now you're like Proget 40.

I don't think you knew me in my 20s if you think I respected everyone in my 20s. Who's this friend that had three knives and the guns? What's the whole deal?

And why reference his weight gain? He didn't gain weight. He actually just had fucking guns and clips in his waist. Yeah. But for what?

Like you asked him to bring the guns over? I'm trying to understand why he had all these guns. He just has this at all times. You weren't concerned? Was there a Black Lives Matter march or something

in the neighborhood? No, he was a black dude. So I was just like, well, he's from Nashville, so probably just, just you know he's been around some shit so whatever i'm a sheltered guy but i'm not gonna ask questions i don't care yeah but he had three clips yeah yeah he was what was he gonna be around the son who knows you need multiple gun people love the more guns the better gun person or is he like a gang member i think i'm only asking that because you said he's black if you said he was anything else,

I wouldn't ask that. Isn't that fucked up? Because if you said to me, he's like, he's white, I'd be like, oh, this guy's in a militia or something. He's like,

which is also a white gang. That's a white gang. That's a white gang. You know, it's funny. He was telling us about some shit he got into in high school. He was like,

yeah, in Nashville, we have these things called high school fraternities. And he described the fraternities like we will beef with other fraternities. And he's like explaining it to Tushar and Tushar goes,

yes, yes, I'm familiar with gangs. I know what actually this is. But that's great rebranding. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I think he did some wild shit and now he's out of it. But he still loves his guns.

You know what I mean? He still loves fucking toting shit around. Three clips. This guy ready for war at all times. How do you know this guy? You went to school together

or something? Yeah. High school fraternity. Yeah, we just ran into each other. In LA we got cool actually. How do you know this guy? You went to school together or something? Yeah. High school fraternity. Yeah, we just ran into each other. In LA, we got cool, actually. Oh, you guys knew each other in LA. Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha.

But then he obviously left during the pandemic, and now he just got his own house. And he was just like, I'm going to take you shooting. And I didn't want to go until it was too late. When I held the gun, I was like, fuck, I wish I was shooting, yo. Do I know this guy? You might. I'll tell you the name of the podcast. It used to be a comic?

Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you the name of the podcast. It used to be a comic? Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you the name of the podcast. Yeah, yeah. I know who this guy is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny guy. Yeah, yeah.

Good guy. That's my guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. All right. Yeah. You can say it. What does it say his name?

But then bleep it. I won't say it. Okay. We're going to bleep it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes perfect sense his name? I won't say it. Okay. We're going to beep it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes perfect sense.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. All right. Shouts to him, man. Okay. What else? Anybody else?

Mark, you have a good weekend? I had a great weekend. I just hung out and read this book about Jeff Bezos. I'm all in on Bezos. You like him? I'm a huge fan. Why? He's just a, might be a genius.

Might be the biggest genius of all time. Really? I mean, I don't know. I'm reading like a super biased book about why he's great. And I'm like, yeah, it makes sense. Why? He's just might be a genius. Might be the biggest genius of all time. Really? I mean, I don't know. I'm reading like a super biased book about why he's great and I'm like yeah, it makes sense. Why is he genius? Produced by Amazon Books? Yeah. Yeah, I've read it on my Kindle. I've read it on my Kindle and it keeps on breaking. I've had like three broken Kindles. We think you might like this. Yeah.

And I did. And I really did. And why? It just like breaks down how he became a billionaire and how he started the business and why he's good at it. Yeah. And he really cares about customers and wants people to be happy, but also just fucks over his employees a little bit. Yeah. It's like, yeah, you can't really have both. Just a little bit is fine.

A tasteful amount of fucking your employees. But I've heard it's not. I've heard it's beyond tasteful. Refused to put in air conditioning units in the warehouses and stuff, but had like an ambulance outside just in case people passed out from heat stroke. That's cheaper. Cheaper. Yeah. So it's like,

you can have a great product, happy employees, or happy customers, and you can only have two. What if you could have all three? In and out. Oh, yeah. I guess maybe they're happy.

And it's a good product. Pay the employees well. Costo. Everybody always brags about how great they're paid. Patagonia. Food is fire, right? And the customer is employees well. Everybody always brags about how great they're paid. Patagonia. Food is fire, right? And the customer is treated well.

Yeah. And I think it's just because they're honest about it. They're like, don't hang out for a while. You're in and out. We are telling you exactly what we want from you. The secret? You got to be Christian. That's it.

That's it. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Same thing. Oh, my God. The people are so nice every time you go into Chick-fil-A. Yeah. It's incredible. Without the religious. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Same thing. Oh, my God. The people are so nice every time you go into Chick-fil-A.

Yeah. It's incredible. You need Christianity. Costco is the other one. Costco. Everyone loves Costco. Yeah. Like, the employees that work there, if you look at their little badge, it's like, worked

here since 1998. Christian? Actually, I don't know. But he's just like a super nice guy. Patagonia, apparently. They're not Christian, though, I don't think. I think they're liberal cucks. But it's like employees can take vacations whenever they want to you don't have an assigned time

you don't even really have to tell people with that much notice just go he said like he found the idea that you should always be able to go surfing whenever you want to because he was a great book great book oh the patagonia yeah let my people surf or something like that yeah it's the book but then you just cut into your margins that's basically all that's what you can do yeah but how much do you need to make bezos got enough right he's cutting his margins basically all, that's what you can do. Yeah, but how much do you need to make? Bezos got enough, right? He's cutting his margins a bit now. That's crazy. He said no air conditionings, but put an ambulance outside just in case. And again, it's like maybe not him, but it's the fulfillment managers, blah, blah, blah. You have not brought up any points about why he's great, and the one point that you said was kind of fucked up is actually atrocious. It's like,

yeah, really inhumane. Yeah, I mean, he's just like kind of brilliant, understands every facet of the business, like obsessive worker and is willing to like go all out, hyper competitive and extremely big dreamer. And it's like, no, we're going to create the store that has everything. We're going to have the library that has every book. I agree with all in a time when it was like, oh, you can't sell everything. He went up against Borders and Barnes & Noble when they were dominating books. And he came in with no experience. It was like, yeah, we're going to beat them. But I'm not even looking at them.

I'm looking at Walmart. I'm looking at Sears. And he was just like, people would laugh at him. Like, what are you talking about? Sell everything. It makes no sense. I always love that guy that everybody laughs at. And then he fucking does it all.

And then does it all. And just goes for it. Yeah, he got to have something. You know what I mean? He got something something he just doesn't have anything cool he just that's why nobody respects him like they respected like fucking jobs or or elon yeah you want the gadgets yeah you want batman respect gadgets you want batman same thing with bill gates it's like i don't know what you did buddy like you're trying to make the microsoft store just looks like a bootleg apple store yeah give me the gadgets yeah and i think that amazon you know maybe he's going into the space stuff so he can start making a gadget but even when he started to make the gadget trash you always love space that's the other part yeah he's like right into high school he's like yo

we're gonna live in space earth is gonna be a little visiting spot can i keep it a buck please i would love for you to i would love to keep it a buck on the Flavoring 2 podcast. Yeah, please do that. That's space shit. Go. It's mad selfish, yo. Why? I don't mind selfishness, but just keep it real with me. Stop acting like you care about the future generations of the world. It's like if you really cared about humanity, there's so many things you could do right now to help humanity.

On Earth? On Earth. You could find a way, like the desalination process make that more efficient elon make that more efficient jeff like there are so many better ways where you could help humanity and going to mars is not one of them right starting these space colonies is not one of them we all know that the world is not over in 50 years it's not over in 100 years it's not over in 200 fucking years or whatever these scientists fucking say. Okay, obviously we now know

the scientists are willing to say anything if the people that are giving them enough money are willing to agree with what they're saying. But the point I'm trying to make is just be honest. This is your toy. If it's your toy and you want to play with your toy

and it costs a billion dollars, that's fine. Do your thing. You made the money. Do with it. But stop selling us on this. We have to do this for the future generations. You saw spaceships as a kid. You think it Do your thing. You made the money. Do with it. But stop selling us on this like we have to do this for the future generations. You saw spaceships as a kid.

You think it's really cool. You made enough money to have a fucking spaceship. Then you go do it. That's what it is. You're not doing this for me. Yeah. Okay. This is pure selfishness. There's no altruism in space travel. But what if they look at the world and they go, we're going to be overpopulated? We're not. We're not

overpopulated. This is the one thing I pushed back on. You said scientists will do anything if they get money. They might be, but don't you think they will get more money from the fucking oil and gas company and any other company that wants to bypass EPA regulation? They would pay scientists way more to say shit like, global warming's not real. They do, and they take that shit all the time.

Yeah, but there's also a lot who are saying this is a big problem. So who's paying them? Who? The scientists that are saying it's a big problem. The Earth in trouble. They're just being annoying. They're comics. That's all they are.

They're just comics going like, I'm going to have an alternative take. Or they're just us. Yeah, they're just fucking us. They're annoying us. You don't think that we annoy the people in government? You don't think we annoy the CIA? You don't think we annoy the FBI? You don't think we annoy the FBI? When we start talking about this Ghislaine trial, we start saying all this shit, you

don't think they're going to roll their fucking eyes? Yo, shut up, right? Why are you guys yapping all the time about Ghislaine? They got motherfuckers assigned to our podcast just to listen to our shit. Yeah, there's FBI agents on my computer trying to look at me. Listen, watching. They're annoyed. Oh, fuck.

Here they go. Back to work. I got to pay attention To these sons of bitches Okay All I'm trying to say is Be honest You got your little thing That you like

And you wanna spend Billions of dollars on it That's fine But stop acting like You're doing it For the greater good Of civilization How do you know

We're not gonna be overpopulated Cause I know How do you know Cause China doing alright But they're mad overpopulated How they not They got cities They gotta shut down

The Chinese government They built cities They don't got enough people To go in them So they're shutting overpopulated. How they not? They got cities they got to shut down. The Chinese government. They built cities. They don't got enough people to go in them, so they're shutting them down. They're blowing up buildings in China because there's not enough Chinese people. Figure it out, China. It's facts, though. Yeah, they built super cities. They built these fucking cities out, and they realize, oh, there's not enough Chinese people.

Shocking. World gets better. People start fucking or stop fucking. Right? That's immediately what happens. Once there's opportunities for you to do something in life. You don't fuck. That's why we have

negative population in, what is it, Norway, Sweden, all those places. Every place with feminism. So right now, you're literally saying that less population is better

and then you're... I never said it's better. I said it's what's happening. Yeah, but you said it solves problems. You said... Solve the problem. What a shock.

We stop fucking everything that's better. You want to solve the problem of the world? What is the world problem right now overpopulation overpopulation okay but you can't get overpopulating who's they overpopulate india india india women rights you won't do it give women rights in india guaranteed you'll that overpopulation shit gone gone let women not get raped when they walk home guaranteed Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Your issues of overpopulation,

India, gone. But y'all don't want to do it. So you should be overpopulated. Figure it out. But you just said overpopulation is not an issue. You deserve overpopulation because you won't give women rights.

But you're saying it's not an issue. You're saying it's not an issue. Your whole point is overpopulation is not an issue. No, no, no, no. Let me think about this. No, no, don't let him get you, Andrew. You just contradicted yourself

into a loop. No, no, overpopulation is not an issue. Okay, now start the no. Overpopulation is not an issue. Okay. Now, start the argument over again. It's not an issue. Because you just looped again. We're not overpopulated in America.

Right. He's on a Peloton right now. He's going around and around. He's sucked in the... He just hit the fucking wall. I'm looking at him. I'm tripping. Let me clarify what I'm trying to say.

Overpopulation is not real. We're not overpopulated in America. Maybe you're overpopulated in India, but all you need to do is give women rights and all of a sudden they stop wanting to have 15 fucking babies.

Simple as that. That's it. Okay? You let the Hasidic Jews do something besides take the fucking city bike over to Williamsburg Bridge. I guarantee

that the women there, I guarantee the women will stop having 15 fucking kids. Yeah. I guarantee any population of women that's having 15 kids, no education. Any country with more gender equality, they're having less kids.

You want to stop the human race? Give women rights. It's very simple. You want to stop humanity. Give women rights and take away men's rights. Where it's flip-flopped. Portland. Are there any people there? No. They're going to explode the city. There's no people in Portland.

Yeah, but then homelessness becomes a problem because men got nothing to work for. Say what? Then homelessness becomes a problem because men are like, I ain't getting no fucking job. Kill them. Kill them. Fumigate the homeless. Okay? You just got to fumigate.

Same thing we do to cockroaches. Same thing that we do to all these other water bugs. Do the same thing to the people of Portland. Just go through with that smoke thing. Oh, the Ghostbusters. You haven't said it. Your policies actually, so far, I've agreed with. That's what I'm saying.

Everybody agrees. Gender equality, kill the homeless. I don't have a problem with either of these. Bezos, figure it out. Bezos, just give women's rights to all the places that don't have it. India, women's rights. Overpopulation is solved. Give me another place with overpopulation.

I don't know. I don't care about other countries. It doesn't exist. What's another population? Overpopulation doesn't exist. It's a myth. I mean, probably Pakistan, like the whole subcontinent. I don't know.

Pakistan, I don't know if it's overpopulated. Feminism, very popular. Very popular in Pakistan. Feminism is very popular. Facts. Is it popular because it's like one of those banned books

where they don't allow it so it gets more popular? Yeah. The only thing with Bezos I'll say is that he's a great case for adoption. Is he adopted?

Oh, yeah. He was like sort of adopted. What is sort of adopted? So he was married, like his mom had him and then was married to like kind of

a deadbeat dude and then he was a unicyclist, weirdly. And then he got, he was a unicyclist weirdly. And then he went out of the picture and then this new guy came in, Cuban dude, Bezos, and basically like adopted him. And he was like, yeah, I'll raise your kid with you. And then turned out to be a rich man in the world. What a great guy, dude.

Lucky motherfucker, right? But if you're like. It's nice to see instant karma like that. Yeah. But a single mom. He had a combo with himself and he was just like, am I really going to marry this fucking single mom? Got a whole bald ass kid. Kid is just like, am I really going to marry this fucking single mom who's got a whole

bald ass kid, kid 14 years old, bald as fuck. 100%. Never shuts the fuck up, always pretending he knows everything. With his dreams and shit.

We're going to live in space. Shut the fuck up, kid. I think it was just books at that time, but maybe it was dreams about space. Yeah, bro. He dreamed about everything, dog.

That's what Mark was saying. Yeah. That's a great case for adoption. Yeah, it is. Don't put like the ASPCA like in the arms of an angel with some kid crying in a cage. Like, dog. That's what Mark was saying. Yeah. That's a great case for adoption. Yeah, it is. Don't put like the ASPCA like in the arms of an angel with some kid crying in a cage. Like, no.

Say, yo, you could be a billionaire. Yeah. Do it like a lotto commercial. Yeah. Black people will be adopting kids everywhere. Yo, son. Steve Jobs.

Adopted. No. Dead ass. Adopted. You don't remember that movie when he went to his dad's restaurant? I didn't watch that fucking movie. Come on. Adopted. You don't remember that movie when he went to his dad's restaurant? I didn't watch that fucking movie. Come on.

Adopted, bro. He was adopted. Steve Jobs, adopted. Wow. Every billionaire is fucking adopted. Wow. Yeah, we got to get ourselves some kids. Think if somebody adopted Jay-Z,

how lucky that guy would have been. Holy shit. Why, was he in an orphanage? Jay-Z was fatherless, or his dad wasn't in his life. But if somebody did the same, Bezos wasn't in an orphanage. Ah-Z was fatherless or his dad wasn't in his life. But if somebody was, did the same, Bezos wasn't in an orphanage.

Somebody wiped him and was like, I don't want to marry a single mom. But he couldn't because the mom was a lesbian. She was looking boxed. Well, some woman was like,

yo, I don't want to marry this other woman right now. One that's illegal in the 90s. Yeah, so if a woman came through and married illegally Jay-Z's mom, then she could have been

balling right now. She's balling out, bro. Yeah, but these women. Old MA could have been rich. Facts, She's balling out, bro. Yeah, but these women... Old MA could have been rich. Facts, dude. Son, fucked up. Dude, old MA. All I'm trying to say

is it's selfish and I'm okay with rich people being selfish. I don't like it when they put it on... I don't like when they put their selfishness out there like they're trying to

help the greater good. That bothers me. Yeah, they got that God complex, though. Their whole thing, I'm going to save humanity and then you just got to make it align with the fact that you actually just want your power hunger and you want to take over the world. Yeah, they got that God complex, though. The whole thing, I'm going to save humanity, and then you just got to make it align with the fact

that you actually just want, you're power hungry, you want to take over the world. Yeah. You have to think you're saving the world. Fucking Hitler thought he was saving the world and making it a better place. I'm not saying Bezos is Hitler, but any guy that's power hungry

and is thinking on that grand of a scale is going to have to make it a humanitarian thing to cope. That's the only way you can live with it. I would respect the fuck out of him if he was just like yo i got crazy bread right now and i got nothing to do all right i already got a divorce my wife which was lit made more money got a new wife hispanic you know respect to my pops who fucking adopted me yeah i just adopted a spanish too he's just following his stepdad's footsteps that's all he's doing you know i mean throw one up right for the cubanos yeah you know

so pick this girl out the fucking mud took that girl out just out the mud cleaned her up you know what i mean like one of them pelicans after the bp you know what i'm saying here you go little baby bird. Let me just wipe you down. Wipes her down real quick. Made her a billionaire. Gave Shorty a check. Right?

The ex. Megan or whatever her name was. Mackenzie. Whatever. She made her a billionaire. Just making chicks billionaires left and right. He's doing a lot

for women's rights, actually. That motherfucker does everything for women's rights. Yo. Honestly, he is the feminist of our times. Okay, then. How many more people made women billionaires? How you make women feminists?

Give them books, right? There you go. My mom wasn't a feminist until she started reading Ayn Rand. You know what I mean? I know that's true. If you met his mom, that shit makes so much sense, dog. Bro, I don't even know who this bitch is. Yeah, but your mom does.

I know she got a Y in her name. I've never seen an N spelled like that. It's A-Y-N, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was And. Oh, it's And Rand? It's And Rand.

It's just an ampersand with a Rand on it. It's Ampersand? It's Ampersand Rand. That's the most feminist bitch in the world, bro. Full name, Ampersand Rand. Damn, bro. And Rand got my mom thinking, bro. Really. She's going... Full name, Ampersand Brand. Damn, bro.

Ann Rand got my mom thinking, bro. Really? Is that short for Annie? Not Ampersand. Ampersand. It's short for Ampersand. I'm just saying. Pam.

Pam. Pam. It's Pam Rand. It's Pam... Pam Rand. Pam Rand. Pam? Pam.

Pam. You're saying Pam. No, I'm saying Pang. Okay. It's Pang Shway. Lee Ann Chang. Yeah. I'm a tennis player yeah i'm a tennis people like pang shui is gonna miss it pang no pang pang who's on first what made you a feminist what book was it say what what made you a feminist bible the bible hell yeah wait what hell is man Bible's super lit if you're a woman.

What do you mean? Because you can have kids without giving birth? Jesus picked up this gutter slut from fucking Bethlehem, dragging her around with the homies, getting a box filled. Jesus. No, I'm talking about Mary Maggles. Obviously. Oh, shit.

We didn't think you were talking about Mary. Virgin Mary. Mary's the most lit. How many Marys in the Bible? They couldn't think of new names. Damn, there wasn't that many names back then. Yeah, there was like six names. Yeah.

What was the Virgin Mary's last name? Everyone in India's name is Akash. What are you talking about names, dog? Yeah, dude. How many other Akash do you know? You fucking dumb brown idiot. Two. You fucking fake Jew.

Fuck you. You undercover Jew. Yeah, you too. We don't want him. You too, okay? Undercover Jew. Fuck you. You undercover Jew. Yeah, you too. We don't want him. You too. Okay. Undercover Jew. On the second day of Hanukkah, my true love came to me.

I had no idea. Okay. Do you guys know how that song goes? On the first day of Hanukkah, my landlord came to me. Two late deposits and a partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Hanukkah, Great Britain came to me. A little land in the Middle East is disputed. And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Hanukkah, my true love came to me. A little more of the land in the Middle East, says his puny. Yeah, rolling occupation. And a partridge in a pear tree. That's probably good. On the fourth day of Hanukkah, the settlements increase. My blue squares. The Golan Heights they are

those jobs hey guys I want to give you all an update of what's going on with the controversy over the infamous tour coming to Canada

this venue Massey Hall iconic venue with a board of directors that are a bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers wouldn't let us perform there and uh we decided to move the show elsewhere and you know what else i decided i decided that

um we need to have a canadian leg of the infamous tour because it's not enough that we just perform three shows at meridian hall in toronto we need to spread our wings all throughout canada because the great people of can Canada deserve some inappropriate jokes. I think, matter of fact, they rather love them. So we are coming to Vancouver, Montreal, Winnipeg, Calgary, and you can get those tickets right now, matter of fact. They're available on presale starting at 10 a.m. Pacific Standard Time today. Theandrewschultz.com. Presale code is Schultz.

S-C-H-U-L-Z. Make sure you use that. We are coming. We are expanding. Infamous Store Canada is a real motherfucker thing. We will not be canceled. We will not be censored. We will just keep expanding. That is what it is. Theandrushultz.com. We added more cities in America

as well. Make sure you go get those. Theandrushultz.com. Akash, what you got? First of all, thank you to everybody who came out in Nashville. We sold out both shows, and Zany's was fucking amazing. Thank you guys so much. Upcoming shows, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. next weekend at the Comedy Loft. Buy your fucking tickets before they sell out. January 7th and January 8th, I'm coming home to Dallas.

Hyenas, I expect everybody I know at that goddamn show. Let's sell out the whole weekend. January 27th through 29th, I'm going to be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois. And February 3rd and 4th, I'm going to be at the Sandman Comedy Club

in Richmond. Also, we got some dates coming up in some major cities that you guys have been asking for for a long time. I will announce those probably next week. But in the meantime, get tickets to these shows at AkashSingh.com.

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I don't know what she said. You never heard about that? What did Anne say? Yo, Anne Rand is a wild bitch. In Atlas Drug? My mom was giving all sorts of pushback to my dad when she was reading Anne Rand. Oh, no. She's women's iceberg swim.

I honestly don't know what those books are about. I just know my mom Was getting saucy When she was reading those books Oh really What is it about It's not even a feminist book It's like an individual Like you are

Libertarianism Kinda yeah Like you can do anything yourself Basically You don't rely on big She hated big government She came from like Communist Russia

Really Yeah and she was just like Fuck the government basically Wow That's interesting She did leave my dad For about a year after that So maybe she was all about

that do it on yourself shit. This is actually good to know. She did it for a year and was like, you know what? You know what? Not worth it. Not worth it.

You know what I mean with these lonely ass old women? This is good to know actually. If my girl ever starts acting I'll be like, yo, where is it? She's like, what are you talking about?

I was like, your copy of Atlas Shrugged. Where is it? I know it's under your bed somewhere. Show me where it is. Uh huh. Now is Ayn Rand married? I don't know.

No chance. Lonely. Anybody married that strong-ass bitch? You know what her real name is, though? What's that? Ampersand. Alicia?

Alicia? Alicia Rosenbaum. Oh, my God. Wow. Do you have one? On the fifth day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me five single women

crying on the park bench about how happy they are. to me. Five single women crying on the park bench about how happy they are in their freedom and how much that they don't miss their husbands because their lives are so much better now that they're lonely.

Okay. A lot of singing. I know. I know. You good, Doug? No, I'm going through it, guys. I can be sad. Jordan Peterson's on the podcast. I can be sad. Yo, that is funny you say Jordan Peterson,

because Jordan Peterson and Amran are saying the same shit. And when Jordan Peterson says it, dudes kick their fucking drug habit. They get a job. They get a car. They get a house. And when women do that shit they become lonely old bitter fucking single bitches bro it's sad isn't that fucked up we need a better

um we need a better role model for women how can women be empowered believe in themselves feel like they can achieve anything yeah while at the same time not be lonely and 50 years old by themselves i do mean who's the model say that's who's the model they might need a man beyonce that's beyonce that's true beyonce's marriage she got kids she seems happy exactly beyonce married kids got cheated on dealt with it dealt with it that's a good that's a good spokesperson ladies that was actually a good trade, I feel like. What's that? Jay-Z cheats. She makes a dope song. Like, they both kind of air it out, and then they're good.

He made a whole album apologizing to this bitch. Come on, now. Yeah. That's enough. Seems like a fair trade. Yeah, you just called Beyonce the B-word, dog. What, a bang? Damn. You called Beyonce the B-word. I started seeing some B's in your comment section. She's the queen bee.

She knows she's the queen bee. Whoa, I like that. She's the queen bee. That was good. Catch yourself. She'd call herself, bro. Anyway, yeah, I don't know if it's the best trade-off because I think she could sell records

without being cheated on pretty well, but I hear what you're saying. In terms of settlement. Yeah. It did make them money. It does fucking suck because you're like, who do I have to look up to? Like, if you're a young girl you're like wait a minute

my dream is Beyonce and then even Beyonce gets cheated on fuck and you're like oh what if I was a powerful woman in politics what if I was Hillary Clinton's

I would never get cheated on if I was Hillary Clinton and then she was and then she gets cheated on too yeah fuck oh my god there is one way

that you won't get cheated on ladies or a way where you might not get cheated on as much. Hit it. And that is if you marry loser dudes that can't get no pussy. But do you want to be with a loser dude that can't get no pussy? That's the tricky thing. If you want to be around the desired dude,

you run the risk of that desire being acted on. There's a lot of loser dudes who still cheat. Now, imagine that. You with a loser-ass dude, he still cheats. Worst of both worlds. Oh, yeah. You got to kill yourself. Yeah.

Like I settled for you and then you cheated? Yeah, that's foul. That's foul. No, that's foul. Yeah. Oh, God. That's the worst. So you got to just get the good guy and hope he doesn't cheat.

Son, we need more women. We need more empowered women. Amanda Knox. We need Amanda Knox. No, no. Yeah. That's the Italian prosecutor guy empowered women. Amanda Knox. We need Amanda Knox. No, no, yeah. That's the Italian prosecutor guy would say, Amanda Knox. This is the best. I just watched that.

Have you guys seen that documentary? No. Oh, it was incredible. Do you guys know who Amanda Knox is? I have some idea. She kill kids? No, she kill kids, bro. She was wrongfully accused

and convicted of murdering her roommate. Oh, okay. In Italy. In Italy. And locked up for years. Really? Yep.

And she didn't do it? Say what? And she didn't do it? She didn't do it. Wow. But she has a demeanor which makes you think that she did.

But when the evidence and all this kind of stuff comes out, you're like, nah, she didn't do it. She kind of got RBF. She got RBF big time. What is that? Wrestling bitch face.

Yeah, it's not even bitch face. It's Portland face. It's like, what? She must be from there. She must be from Northwest. Yeah, RPF. RPF, Wrestling Portland face.

It's just like, yeah, there's something kind of, and she's a beautiful girl. And she's like really eloquent. Seattle. Yeah, born in Seattle. There you go. I a beautiful girl, and she's really eloquent. Seattle. Yeah, born in Seattle. There you go. I know it.

I know it. That's impressive. She is, I did just see the documentary. They probably said it a thousand times, so it's probably smaller than that, but I do thank you very much for that compliment. I think that she is eloquent, articulate, clearly smart, but there's something a little bit detached right there, and that might come from being scrutinized by the media

for fucking a decade, and everybody thinking that you're a murderer. But even the documentary starts out crazy. Really? What do you mean? It starts out crazy. She's like, either I killed somebody, or your worst nightmare is true, or something like that.

Which is, any random person could be accused of murdering somebody and then end up in jail. That's a hard one. Either I'm a nightmare or your worst nightmare is true. Oh, shit. But it was like super. There was just no emotion behind it. Like she had the emotional level of someone that would commit murder to their roommate. She was accused of killing a woman, right?

Yeah. Yeah. With her boyfriend at the time, her roommate. Right. And you're sold that she didn't do it? I don't think she did it. Or was she aware of it? Was she there?

I don't think so. You think her boyfriend did it? Was it a small apartment? No, it's pretty clear that she didn't do it. Yeah, I don't think she did it. But she could have been there. I don't think she did it.

Miles 10,000. Miles 10,000. Yeah, that's a miles 10,000. We're going to get her on the pot. Yeah. We're going to get her on the pot. She's free now, right? 100% free.

I bumped into her in LA. We bumped into her. I didn't know it was her. She had prolonged eye contact with me because I think she was staying with Whitney and I think Whitney was telling her, yo, you got to come on the pod, whatever. So we literally were talking about it earlier that day

because I didn't know who she was. I think it was the last person on the planet who didn't know who Amanda Knox was. And I was telling Whitney, I was like, honestly, I don't know who this person is. I literally pushed you and said, that's Amanda Knox. And then randomly we bump into her when we're going to one of these fancy places. Wild. I don't know her.

I'll meet her, though. Watching female killers, does that get you a little... Bricked? Yeah, do you know why women do it now? Do you get it? I told you this. Women love serial killer documentaries. Yeah, I watched that Jodi Arias shit. I understood it completely. Jodi Arias. Oh, why?

Because she was a piece? She was a piece. Yeah, she was kind of a piece. And she killed her husband or boyfriend and took pictures of it. It was crazy. But was her boyfriend doing anything mean to her? I don't know. Probably not, bro.

Yeah, he's probably completely innocent. Yeah. Yeah. I believe all men. She's an absolute piece. And I watched the documentary. I was like, yeah, I'd let her kill me. I get it.

Yeah, she was kind of fine. And I'll be honest. She was like, yeah, I'd let her kill me. I get it. Yeah, she was kind of fine. And I'll be honest. She was very beautiful in the documentary. Amanda Knox? Amanda Knox. Very beautiful. Very beautiful girl. Come on, man.

Who is that? Who is this? This is Jodi Arias. I think we could do better, bro. Yeah, bro. That's a piece. But as far as killers go. Yeah, but Knox got that.

Nah. She's pretty. She looks cute there. Come on, man. Heavies. Yeah. Okay. What else we got, boys?

What else we got? Should we talk about it? What happened? The tragedy? Mr. Virgil Abloh is gone. He is no longer with us. Virgil Abloh, you guys probably know from creating Off-White. He's also had other brands he created.

Head of Louis Vuitton now. Creative director, at least. Yeah, of men's for Louis Vuitton. And then I think the first one he created was that maybe we were all familiar with was a brand called Pyrex. Yeah. And he died of cancer. Nobody knew he had cancer. Yeah.

Which is becoming increasingly popular amongst, I guess, famous people, this idea of like not milking that trauma or not even sharing that trauma. Take note, TikTok. I can be that. Don't make me say it. Take note, okay? You don't need to share what happened to you in your fucking day about how difficult it was and put that stupid song in the background. You don't need to do that.

It's okay. Something shitty can happen to you, and you can keep it to yourself. You don't immediately have to share it on fucking TikTok orok or instagram or whatever um so virgil ends up passing away uh tragic and um he represented something that was really interesting he represented like in the in the fashion industry uh talent not clout now when you have talent there's clout associated with it yeah but he would create things i think the easiest thing to make something cool in fashion is to take what is the least cool thing and attach a person of stature to it um either a model or someone that's like uh an influencer within the fashion world and then all of a sudden it becomes cool kanye and kim have

started wearing champion and then champion hoodies became the fucking perfect example. Another example is like the dad Nikes. Yeah. Remember? So it's like, what's the least cool sneaker ever? Okay. A dad Nike. Throw it on.

Now it's cool because it's not cool. And then eventually enough people that are cool wear it and it becomes cool again. Yeah. Grandma sweaters kind of had like a little moment. A hundred percent. Basically anything Kanye does is that. Yeah. Right.

And to me, it's the easiest version of fashion. So basically what I liked about Virgil was is that he created cool shit. He took cool things and made them cooler. He could go and get like the worst fucking sneaker and go, okay, I'm going to try to like add some sauce to this and make it cool. But he'll take a fucking Air Force One,

a sneaker that we wear that we already like and make the coolest version of that. The Jordan 1. The Jordan 1. The most iconic sneaker of all time. to take the thing that's so fucking iconic and cool and make it even cooler,

even better. Yeah. The guy had real fucking true creative talent. It wasn't just, let me throw a famous person on this, a Richard Mille watch that's like,

all right, if I can get OBJ to wear it during the game, I guess it's really cool now. All these rappers pay a million dollars for the watch so I guess it's cool. There's nothing good about a Richard Mille watch. It's like, alright, if I can get OBJ to wear it during the game, I guess it's really cool now. All these rappers pay a million dollars for the watch, so I guess it's cool. There's nothing good about a Richard Mille watch. I'm not impressed by it. They suck. They're objectively ugly to look at. Yeah.

Maybe the inner workings of it, if you're a real watch nerd, you know how it is. I don't even think that. Mad gaudy, not into it. I don't know. They're going to have their run, and then we're all going to look back on it. That's why I don't have a Richard Mille. That's super gaudy. But he actually was a true creative. It wasn't clout. It was creativity.

And then when you're a true creative and then it's executed and people love it, of course, there's clout associated with it. But it was he was a true fucking creative. How often do you get that in this marketplace where you can get things that are absolutely worthless and give them value if enough people believe in it? Yeah. Like we live in the crypto times where where if we just believe in three letters, enough people can come fucking millionaires off of it. And I'm not saying it's necessarily bad. I hope that we all become fucking millionaires off of it.

But it's really cool to see someone create a thing or improve upon a thing that we already think is great with just cool ideas and great aesthetic. And that is why he'll be missed. It was sad for me because I think he was already great but where he was going to go I think it was going to be like

I thought he was going to be like a name in the way that Louis Vuitton is a name that just lives on and it was just sad to see somebody that's

it's like if Michael Jordan walked away after like his second maybe third championship and then never what could he have done? Yeah definitely if he never came back.

Once he came back you're like oh my god this is the a whole new level of greatness i think that's kind of what it feels like when it got cut short now all y'all motherfuckers that were canceling him for not paying 50 dollars for the black lives matter y'all feel bad now you know what's impressive that he didn't tell people he had cancer right there i would have said it i would have said it so fast he was getting cooked for the pop smoke my black life matters yeah I'm donating to chemo to save my black life. That's what I would have said to all the motherfuckers hating on him.

And he still came out and was like, I donated $25,000 to bail or whatever like that to people who got arrested at the marches. He still felt the need to say it, but like, yo, real talk. The guy's going through fucking chemo. He knows he has cancer. Cancer's probably going to kill him. People are shitting on him for a $50 donation.

It's like, man. Aggressive cancer. He knows he's dying soon. Yeah. And he's just letting y'all take your stupid fucking shit. Oh, you're so out of touch. You know what you're out of touch with, motherfucker? Cancer.

People were saying with the Pop Smoke album cover, like, man, it seems like he really phoned it in. Like, he wasn't really trying. I'm like, yeah. He's doing it from a hospital bed, probably. What was the album cover? Oh, I remember that shit. Yeah, they were shitting on it. I was thinking about why

celebrities aren't announcing. I thought about this. If you announce you have a terminal illness, you get eulogized early on. You get a lot of love. But if you keep living, people are going to start to be like, hey, motherfucker, why are you still here? Oh, wow. I think that's why you're like, I don't want to deal with that.

You know, that's interesting. It's all, you're mad intrusive already, but on top of that, if I live, you're going to be upset. If I beat it, y'all are going to be like. Yo, I wonder with like the actor stuff, a little different than like if you're behind the scenes as a creative director. Right, right.

But with an actor stuff, it's like, if you're supposed to be in action movies and I know that you're suffering oh can i believe it it's like actors like coming out as gay like if you're playing the heartthrob yeah will the american or global public allow you to bag bad bitches in your movie knowing full well you smoke cocks in your free time do you know what i'm saying like yeah this is different what was that guy from how i met your mother's name yeah that's what i'm gonna bring ain't played a straight dude since really doogie howser ain't played a straight dude he was bagging

bitches in that show incredibly successful show probably made tens of millions of dollars probably still makes money off of that the second he comes out as gay he gotta be weird right when did he announce he was gay i thought it was during the show or like maybe even before no the other half of it and then he was doing a lot of broadway he became a camp yeah it's like he either can play a gay dude or he plays like something eccentric and weird like he can't just be like a guy who fucks girls anymore because the people won't accept it and i wonder if that's a deal with uh what was the guy that tadwick bozeman yeah it was like he's supposed to play every black hero, strong, successful, victorious. James Brown, Jackie Robinson.

Yeah, Jackie Robinson. And it's like, if the people start to view you as someone who is passing away from cancer, tragically. Right. Right? Are they going to see that in the character? Yeah. And I wonder if he did it, not so he could continue his career, but almost like, yo,

I'm really passionate about acting. I want to continue to act. I don't want to put myself in a position where I can't. This acting shit might be the thing keeping me alive. Yeah, it might be. He also wasn't a celebrity actor. He wasn't like some celebrities, some actors really enjoy the celebrity. He didn't seem like that. He didn't seem

like he was out all the time doing fucking photo ops. He seemed like the only time I saw Chadwick Boseman was when he was doing press for a movie or the movie I didn't see him out a ton yeah he was tired of doing that

fucking cross shit yeah I bet dog all the time he was like really motherfucker like I'm not really Black Panther dog I'm Chadwick Boseman I'm all famous blacks

Wakanda forever and he like motherfucker I don't got that long left I got two years left Wakanda forever oh god you telling me forever

you motherfucker dude honestly it's so got two years left. Wakanda forever. Oh, God. You telling me forever, you motherfucker? Dude, honestly, it's so impressive when people are saying Wakanda forever and you know you're dying to be like, yeah, man, forever. Ah, fuck. Good for you, dude. That's some noble shit. Yeah, that's why you don't want to do that shit. Yeah.

It's weird. That gay leading man thing. We don't do that with women. I don't feel like. Oh, if women go gay? Yeah. Like if there's like a leading woman who's like Megan Fox or fox or whatever in her prime like if she were to come out as gay everyone'd be like all right yeah like i don't think it would affect like our perception of her

with like well then ellen though that fucked ellen right like yeah she lost her show yeah in like the 90s ah you're saying now yeah if a girl came out as full gay we would if it's bi no yeah maybe yeah that bi shit is so funny a ton of them are that now what is that like a ton of famous actresses who are like attractive and things like that are by is drew barrymore by uh like cara delavigne is by uh can i tell you about this by yo please be honest and nuanced hey can you explain bisexuality to him by yeah is white people not wanting to be accountable for white shit. Bi is removing your whiteness. And non-binary. Yeah, non-binary too.

Non-binary is the easiest version. But bi as well. Because if you're a bi girl, right? Let's say I come out as bi. Now I'm not accountable for white patriarchy at all. I'm a minority class, right? It's like there's a certain group of white people. And when I say group, I don't mean like a small group.

I mean it's like a certain white ideology, which is like, yo, it's fucked up that I got to be accountable and responsible for all the fucked up things that white people have done. Now, all white people are not doing these fucked up things, but the white people that are in power are responsible for the good things and the bad things right any group in power is responsible for both good and bad in india indians are in power there's a group that are responsible for both good and bad and those bad people are held accountable every single time if you're criticizing the government you're criticizing uh whatever cast maybe it is right right i imagine. I imagine, but I'm- I'm with you. More or less on board?

Yeah, I'm with you. And this is with every culture. So there are these white people who are like, I don't want to take on the guilt, right? Women try to do this as well, right? White women were like, but I'm a white woman. I'm a minority like you guys, right? Like, and then all of a sudden,

they're starting to get the push back of that. We sniffed that shit out. Exactly. But for a little bit, it was all, y'all were on board with it. I was never, but a lot of people were. Not you, but people were. Like minorities were like minorities were like yeah that's right you also suffer oppression from white males can i please have sex with you yeah exactly right so now i think what you have is like this is the white version of opting out and it's like how do i dabble in another community

right in without doing really much so if i'm non-binary, if I'm bi, like if you're a white girl and you kiss the girl in college, you're bi. You're bi. You're part of the LGBTQ community. You're going to marry a man. You're going to marry a fucking white guy

who works for JP Morgan, who is part of the quote unquote patriarchy, the problem. But you don't have to take any of the accountability because you could talk about the struggle of being a non-binary or whatever it is,

or bisexual, whatever. 100%. It's the easiest way to remove yourself from white accountability. Also, there's no, you can't, you're not culturally, you're not culturally appropriating anything.

You're not. I give me a hit on. You are the smoke, bro. You're the smoke. Come on. You're the smoke, dog. I'm a smoke machine. Bro, you jump out of your own stage

on the infamous tour. You're all smoke. You're the villain lost, bro. You are smoke. I'm just saying, it is what it of your own stage on the infamous tour. You're all smoke. You're the villain in Lost, bro. You are smoke. I'm just saying, it is what it is. But you also can't be accused of cultural appropriation

if you come out as bisexual. There's no like, hey, you have to act this way. You're not taking anybody else's struggle. You get to act however you want to act and you don't have to worry

about people being like, oh, that's fucked up that you're infringing on our... You also can't prove it. Yeah. You can't really prove it. I can't come up to you and be like,

yo, prove you're bi. And you're like, that guy's hot. yeah yeah i'm buying it i'm buying yeah like the canadian pocahontas you're gonna talk about in a bit yeah you can prove that you can prove how you can't prove you're not you're not 10 by you're we're not buying enough i'm by and with canadian pocahontas like you gotta fake care about native americans yeah yeah yeah i ain't got time for all that well you gotta if you're pretending to be by care about cocks that's easier yeah you got one i got one yeah you don't have any american shit my shit fire yeah i'll be playing it hey hey you bisexual i'm bisexual how much you like your dick be honest how much you how much i'm i'm a i'm i'm into girls that's heterosexual yeah and i'm into me that's asexual yeah no what are you talking about that's not asexual andrew i'm and i'm asexual

come on dude hey man stop making me fit into your boxes he's an androsexual he's an androgynous sexual yeah that's what i'm into he's androgynous sexual. Yeah. That's what I'm into. He's androgynous. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So back to what we were saying with this Pocahontas bitch, right? So it just came out that this woman who was like the leader of like the fucking Native American health board or something like that in Canada, Barossa, I think is her name. Yeah, yeah.

She just came out as a complete fraud. She's not even Native American. She's like Polish, Russian, and something else incredibly white. Like the whitest white. She's looking Native American. She's pulling it off though, and something else incredibly white. Like the whitest white. She's looking Native American. She's pulling it off though. I'll be honest. Yeah, she does.

That's what I imagine Native Americans look like. Native Americans, I'm sorry, but that's what y'all look like to us. Yeah. Okay?

It is true. Okay? So she's out here got the whole garb on. I mean, really doing it. Yeah. And then they did some digging.

Yeah. She looks like the guy in Marvel that like they make like the holes they go like this Doctor Strange yeah Doctor Strange she does like Doctor Strange

you know the motherfuckers Doctor Strange and the Asian dude they go like this and there's like a little portal I love that fat Asian guy I tried to watch Shang-Chi

that's another one I watched how was that? oh Ronnie Chang's in that yeah Ronnie's great I literally just turned it on because Ronnie said yeah I got past Ronnie's part and I was like i'm good yeah you're the king of trying shit we were talking about that before you just try hey good for you you try

you're trisexual though you're trisexual i'm trying i'll try anything try sexual can we just invent a thing for white people so they can opt out of whiteness of white responsibility yeah let's just invent a thing yeah bisexuality we did but they actually got to do something you got non-binary you don't have to non-binary yeah because that's saying i'm not a man or a woman i use they them pronouns oh but it's so cocky yeah but then you're part of the group like if you're already a cock if you want no accountability like you live this much better i don't know if it's much better but you live a better life because you're white and the second you have to deal with any accountability

because of that, you're like, well, I'm not actually. I'm part of the LGBT community. Are you? Are you when you walk into the bodega and you don't get followed around? You're a struggle appropriator. You appropriate struggle. You don't like appropriation. Don't appropriate our struggle.

Interesting. These people are so dumb. You can just flip all their own shit on them. That's good. It's all just a little bit of gymnastics. That's all you got to do. Anytime they're offended,

if you just throw out the word privilege, it's like a fucking landmine. They can't touch a sentence. But you're 100% right about that if they're being honest with themselves, but they're not being honest

with themselves. Right? And because they're not, they actually truly start to believe these things. It's the same thing with going to outer space. It's the same sociopathy, right?

It's like, I truly want to save humanity. Yeah. By doing my little pet project. Yes. Right? No, you don't. You just need a convenient reason to spend billions of dollars while people are starving to death.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. And you're allowed to do that. You made the billions of dollars. Yeah. You know what I mean? 100%.

Like, do whatever you want with your savings. Keep going. This is the same thing. Yes. They need that. Go, go. You need a justification for your own, I don't want to be accountable,

so I'm going to force myself to believe I'm oppressed too. I don't identify with any gender. Who does? We need to make a test for it. Okay, go. We need to do like an Ancestry.com, but if you're non-binary or gay. So that's what...

We need to check. Are you actually that? Do you have gay so that's what like we need to check like are you actually that do you have gayness in your face is it 20% are you 50% or are you just making it up like Pocahontas

I think that's what ancestry.com is too 23andMe all that shit how do I opt out of whiteness yeah of course but we gotta do that for everything

23andMe I don't believe any of their results I think they just throw in a little minority for everybody a little black a little Indian

everybody's 10% or 2% African or whatever it is. It's like, ain't we 100%? Like, how far back does this go? Yeah. If this shit goes to our roots, it should all be African, right? If that's where humanity started. Yep.

How does it know when to start? And how does it know to go back only a couple hundred years? Yeah, if it goes back one generation, you're American. How does it know how many generations to go back? This tests his cap. Yeah. It is. Like, how does it know when to go back?

Yeah. I don't know. If you trace it all back, aren't we all related? Yeah, that's the point I'm making. We're all just fucking our cousins. Yes. Yeah. 100%.

That's hot as fuck. We're incesting out here, bro. Yeah, that's fire. That porn category should be way more broad. Yeah. We're cesting, dog. Yeah. Yeah, we are cesting, dude. Hey, there's nothing wrongin', dog. Yeah. Yo, we are sestin', dude.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with sestin', right? You never say that while having sex? Huh? You never say that? Like, dirty talking? Like, yo, you like that cuz? You like that cuz? You never say that?

You like that cuz? She's like, what? Hey, sis? Yeah, yeah. You're my cousin, son. Yeah, cuz. You like that dick, cuz? Yeah, I don't.

We have the video of the Native American girl talking. Yeah, it's so funny. Carrie Bourassa. We can play it. So can you explain what this is? So basically, she's giving her TEDx talk in Saskatchewan. Which TEDx is fire, bro. TEDx is so funny, dude.

It's not the TEDx. Do a background check. First of all, mad easy to get a TEDx. Yeah, that's not real. I did a TEDx, and it's so easy. The producer of the thing was the guy who produced 441. They had a production. They're like,

hey, we're producing a thing. Do you want to give a talk? Fire. And I'm sure they saw maybe like... You were popping off at the time. You were cracking off. Yeah, I got some shit going on. But at the same time,

they were just like, yeah, we'll just put you on. Yeah. So there's no rhyme or reason. Now my shit happened to blow up because I was DeRogan and then people found me. But there's been a couple.

There was one TEDx I saw where this dude dressed as a knight. And he was talking about medieval shit. Walking around in a full knight costume. Just making up stuff. I was like, what is this? I remember when TED first came out, I believed everything they said. And then certain people started getting TED talks.

And I was like, oh, we're just having fun. We're just having fun. Who got it that you stopped believing in it? Besides me. If that was the moment no no i got friends with like fucking 4 000 followers on instagram and they're just like in a master's program and i'm like okay you're not i i know you yeah you don't do anything there's no innovation here yeah good for you i'm gonna watch the speech because i support you but i I'm not going to listen to this shit. The OG was just a TED Talk, and then TEDx was the answer to be more localized. That's the satellite school.

That's when you do Harvard Online. It's just a spinoff, dog. That's Harvard Online, bro. That's your online. Come on. What up? Come on, man. It's a spinoff, dog.

I didn't have a spinoff. Cheers, F. Frazier. Ted got TEDx. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, yeah. But I got numbers. Yeah, where's your TED Talk, though? Yeah. Talking all that shit. I'm waiting for. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, yeah. But I got numbers. Yeah, where's your TED talk, though?

Yeah. Talking all that shit. I'm waiting for Big Ted. Teddy? I don't want TEDx. Okay, so let's listen to this lying ass bitch. Now, I will clarify. What she said is later when they called her out,

and some of her colleagues called her out. Yeah. Haters doing all this work to help Native Americans. And these fucking Native Americans are like, no, we don't want you to help. That's the shit I do not get. If she was using it to like do ads

for fucking American apparel or something like that, probably not the right thing. Probably not the right thing. But you know, she's like a really Buffalo clothing company. Yeah,

Buffalo clothing company. Buffalo exchange. Buffalo exchange. But like, if she was like doing and profiting off of them doing fucking Buffalo gap ads, like she was really profiting off of this identity. She was doing like movies and stuff like doing and profiting off of him doing fucking Buffalo Kid gap ads

like she was really profiting off of this identity she was doing like movies and stuff like that but she's a fucking government job where she's trying to help Native Americans

and if you know she's a fraud shut your mouth also she's in Canada right it's First Nations she's in oh whatever First Nations come on come on can't be disrespecting these

I don't even know that's first what are y'all first of I was actually what are y'all first of I forgot who I talking about... What are y'all first of? I forgot who I was talking about, but they might... The arrogance that y'all had to leave a nation to cross the ice bridge to even start your first nation. You're not even close to first.

You were one of the last nations. Also, one of the tribes might have killed the actual first nations. Yeah. So they might be second or third nations. Yes. Oh, that's a better point. You know what I mean? That's a better point. I was trying to follow that one but i wasn't there that one makes sense my point that

i'm trying to make is there were nations that existed before yeah but they're not saying that the first nation they're saying the first in the nation they're the first people on this nation no they're saying they're first nations they're saying these are the first nations here but I'm clarifying don't be out here first nationing okay you know what I mean

alright fair enough that's like when white people put cornrows on the cover of Vogue like a new trend okay they're Kardashians that's what they did

they're Kardashians y'all are Kardashians Native Americans I was talking about it before where I was like I think it's kind of foul that we call Native Americans Americans

but if anybody could do cornrows it's gotta be Native Americans right that's their shit black people are kind of appropriating the that we call Native Americans Americans. But if anybody could do cornrows, it's got to be Native Americans, right? That's their shit. Yeah. Black people are kind of appropriating the cornrow from Native Americans. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure that you guys are smoking the best CBD on the planet.

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Okay. Are we going to watch this? My name is Morningstarbear. My name is Morningstarbear. I'm just going to say it. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. Okay.

Very good. I'm Bear Clan. I'm Anishinaabe Metis from Treaty 4 Territory, and I want to acknowledge the territory that I'm in, Treaty 6 Territory, home to the Cree peoples and homeland of the Métis nation. I also want to acknowledge my ancestors who are clearly here with me. Oh my God. Son, Canada's so bad at being liberal, dude. They can't handle COVID lockdowns. They make this bitch an indigenous spokesperson. They're scared of Jordan Peterson. They can't do any of it right. Do you know how they found out that she was

sick? Her associate professor was suspicious and then started doing some digging. Hated. And that's when she came out with the, I was adopted by some people from the Metis Nation or however you say it. And so I was so close to them that they felt like they were my real parents. I was closer to them than my real parents. Something like that. And then I think people found out that shit wasn't even true. I think it's just all a thing.

So that guy is a real Native American that called her out. Because that's Native American intuition. You're just hanging out with her. You're like, I think it's just all a thing. So that guy is a real Native American that called her out. Because that's Native American intuition. You're just hanging out with her and you're like, yo, there's something off with your spirit. Let me tell you, if there's one group of people that don't have intuition, it's Native and motherfucking Americans. That's a good point. That's a point counterpoint. Why? So a white guy offers

to buy your whole state for $5 and you're like, yeah, let's do it. They got fucked over in the deal. That's intuition. If you had intuition, you don't trust this guy. Where's the intuition to know that the boys were coming and they were about to lose everything? Where's that intuition? Where's the intuition?

I don't think these people have intuition. They made a deal. They're like, all right, yeah, you can have this land. I'll give you this amount of money for it. They're like, all right, bet. And then they didn't hold up the other side of the deal. Yeah, we did. We gave them everything.

Why do you say we? Because I'm taking on all white things. I'm not going to be like these fucking cucks that claim non-binary so they have to remove all responsibility. I am binary. I am white. Binary? B-Y-E. Yeah, actually I'm not even both of them shits. I'm just men.

You nary, dog. I am just men. I am men. I am I, he, what is it? What is it called? He, him. Yeah, I, he, what is it called? He, him. He, him.

Yeah, I'm he, him. I'm he, him. That's how I'm going to start introducing myself to people. I am he. What's up? My name is Andrew. He, him. He, him. Yeah, you got to start with that.

That's fire. Yeah. I got to go. Yeah, we got to bring back pronouns. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, yeah, I don't know. We've probably made fun of Native Americans in an inappropriate

amount so far on this podcast. But, um... Well, listen, wouldn't it be nice if there was somebody trying to help this group of people? Somebody that was out there trying to make sure that they were healthy and they had all the supplies they needed to live a healthy lifestyle. What if she's taking her job away from a real Native American

who's trying to do that? I agree with you, but I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, but don't you just want the best person to have the job? This should be complete meritocracy. If you're saving lives, whoever's the best. I don't give a fuck what color you are. If you save the most indigenous lives, you got that shit.

100%. But Native Americans would be like, oh, white people tried to solve the problem before. No, they didn't. No, you were the problem they were trying to solve before. That's the issue. They solved the problem too well before. Honestly, not well enough if you're thinking in their point of view.

I mean, but y'all didn't really solve that problem at all. What problem? Eddie over here. What problem? You don't think that problem was solved? Ain't even enough Native Americans to be a chancellor of health. Do you know what I'm saying? Sounds like problem solved to me.

Right or wrong? Interesting. What about that professor that found out though? She was indigenous. That bitch ain't Native American neither, hating ass bitch. She was. Candace accused you of being Jewish. Right? How do you know if she is or isn't? You don't know. There's no rules anymore.

I'm Native American today. How do you know if she is or isn't? You don't know. There's no rules anymore. I'm Native American today. How do you know? I'm Native American. He identifies as. I identify as Native American. What is that? You don't look Native American. It doesn't matter if I look Native American.

He's Native New York. Isn't that not Native American? I'm Native American. This is actually Native American land. That's a good point. I'm Native American. I'm Iroquois. Were they in New York?

Yeah. Of course they were. Fucking Iroquois. They were the Iroquois. Jim Iroquois. Were they in New York? Yeah. Of course they were. Fucking Iroquois. They were the Iroquois. Jamiroquois? What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm Jamiroquois. I am Jamiroquois.

No, like, whatever, dude. Like, anybody's everything now. There's no rules anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, stop it with rules. Iroquois, actually, New York. Of course they're from New York. I know all the New York tribes, dude.

Give me another. I smashed a girl that was Cree once. You got Crees here? And she ate my ass. Hungry ass girl. My ass is a cornucopia. Hey, that was your Thanksgiving. Hey, my boy.

Hey, my brother. Ha ha. That was a cranberries. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but in all seriousness, I did do that. And how was it? Was it good?

It was phenomenal. I did it. I saw that movie that Leonardo DiCaprio was in. And I needed one for myself. Yeah. The Revenant, right? The Revenant. Yeah.

Yeah. And your boy grabbed behind the knees. Stirrups. You know what I mean? Your boy hit it like that. And then gobble gobble. behind the knees. Stirrups. You know what I mean? Like that. And then gobble, gobble. You know what I mean?

Can we feast? You know, we had a nice feast. Use every part of the buffalo, bitch. Use every, like that. But I wasn't rotating because I wasn't on a rotating chair. But I just grabbed the stirrups and it was gobble, gobble time. Wounded knees.

That's what it really was. Real talk, dude. Yeah, it was greatbble, gobble time. Wounded knees. Real talk, dude. It was great. Cree. Cree. Same tribe. How did that come up? You asked?

Who? You asked her? Asked a girl? Yeah. Yeah, of course. She said she was Cree. She said she was Cree. She had this mountain bear something.

What was her name? It might have been her, to be honest with you. I think it was that girl. I think Catherine Baroza ate my ass. 100%. Actually, that's the saddest thing to find out that the girl that ate my ass, Catherine Baroza, was actually

not a true Native American. That's fucked up, dog. I know. Yo, you've been betrayed. I have been betrayed. You need to be made whole again. How can I be made whole? You get somebody in that hole again. Oh. That was some wordplay right there.

You're doing that shit sometimes. I need to realize that I don't need anybody else. I think that's what I need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're asexual. I'm asexual. I'm Amran. I think I need to get into my Amran books.

Yeah. And I need to learn about myself. And I need to feel empowered. And realize that I can achieve anything. I've been watching David Goggins walk for no fucking reason for the last month and it is inspiring to me because you got to go and get it every single day

even if you have chin splints. What's a chin splint? Say what? What's a chin splint? I think it's the way they torture Asians back in the day. Wait, guys. Everybody needs to be... Y'all clearly haven't seen

Shang Shui. Or Shang... Whatever the fuck that name is. Who? Feng Shui. No, Shang Chi. Shang Chi. Yeah.

It's a movie by Marvel. Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah, trying to pander to the Asian audience. Yeah, I haven't watched that shit. No, no, no. They tried to pander to them? They did.

They tried to pander to the Asian audience. Couldn't get a release in China. But they couldn't get the release in China. Joke's on you, Marvel. It's hilarious. Joke's on you. Yeah, you just got to make a movie.

What was that movie about America getting destroyed? And it's like the highest grossing movie in China. Oh, yeah, the highest grossing film ever in China is about the U.S. Army getting defeated by Chinese troops. I bet you the highest grossing movie of all time in America. Yeah, with some Russian guy getting murdered or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Rocky or whatever. Isn't it Gone with the Wind? Yeah, I some Russian guy getting murdered or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

100%. Rocky or whatever. Isn't it Gone with the Wind? Yeah, I think it's Gone with the Wind. Exactly. I don't know shit about Gone with the Wind. What is Gone with the Wind? No, I think I know that one. That's a Native American movie,

I'm pretty sure. I think it's Native American, right? That's when that guy falls in love with the wind. Miles, you've seen it. Avatar, they're saying, is like the most worldwide gross. That's a Native American- We're not talking about worldwide. That's a Native American-ass movie. That's a that guy falls in love with the wind. What's it about, Miles? You've seen it. Avatar, they're saying, is like the most worldwide gross. That's a Native American-ass movie. That's a Native American movie.

Yeah, that's a Native American movie, but that's worldwide. That's cuck shit. So cucky, dude. Yeah. That's cucky. Fucking Avatar. Oh, you're hurting our nature. Give me your braid and braid up to me so you can feel what I feel.

We should have shot him on the head every single one of them. Just showed up laser-gazing avatars right to his skull. Which side do you think he was on in that movie?

He loved that movie. Can I tell you something? He loved that fucking movie. That shit was fire. He loved that movie, dog. Hey, whoever made that? Andrew loved it. Who made that?

James Cameron. James Cameron. Hey, James Cameron, you be making some fire movies, dog. I'll let you come here and get these kibbles and bits What? Grab the knees

He's got two more coming out Right? What? Avatars? Yeah Nah Come on it's been too long No no no

He need to run Titanic back He need to run Titanic back Yeah What's the sequel for Titanic? Titanic part two How does it go missing again? Come on Mark What's the

Come on Mark How do you make the movie again no you do a different uh time where the boat didn't get all the way on terminator he died got fucking crushed they came out with the second one of those exactly do we really know maybe he just was over her went down deep held his breath another boat oh and then his castaway yeah he just went swimming yo then we just do castaway and it starts with him on the island the movie oh that movie would be fire. Yo, Mark got fucking so tricked. It's crazy.

How did I get tricked? Mark's been reading this movie. What is this called again? It's called The Book, bro. Whatever, book. Whatever. I don't know. This movie with words.

This word movie. He's been reading this word document. Yes. No, he's been reading this book about motherfuckers who wanted to go across Antarctica. Draft dodging ass bitches. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. It takes place in what year, Mark? 1915. 1915. Yeah. Okay. What also is taking place at this time?

Some would suggest World War I. World War I. The Great War. Yeah. Okay. And these motherfuckers went on a little trip to go walk across Antarctica. Yeah. Just the David Goggins of their time.

Yeah. Yeah. Just walking in extreme climates. Which that book is more like. David Goggins would have made it way quicker they didn't even make it son do we want to ruin it I don't think I'm going to read this

this word movie ever I'm going to keep it a buck in order for this to be written someone needs to make it you know what I'm saying because otherwise we wouldn't know what the fuck we found I bet the guy who wrote it went home and let everybody else die. And then he was like, I'm going to just write some shit.

It could be Blair Witch. It could be Blair Witch. That's true. It could be Blair Witch. There's only one good thing about the whole book. What's that? And that is that. You didn't read the book.

I read it, Mark. You tried it. I read the book. I tried it. He watched the movie. Didn't you hear what he said? I made you tell me. They gave me the synopsis of every single chapter after you read.

So I've read it too. I went through it with you. Okay? Captain Shicklecock or whatever his name is. What's his name? Yeah, Shiffleton. What is his name? Shackleton.

Captain Shackleton. Yeah. So Captain Shackleton, he's doing everything he can possibly do to not defeat the evil that is Germany. Because that's really what it is. The guy's a fucking Nazi. Captain Shickletx is a Nazi. I think he was Scottish. Oh, come on.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Don't let one bad apple ruin the bunch. That's a good point. Okay? Sometimes Scottish people can be bad. Yeah.

All right? Like William Wallace, the fucking traitor. That was right here, bro. He wasn't a traitor? He was a traitor. He wasn't a traitor? He was a traitor. Hey, hey. We fought for what we wanted to fight for.

He was a traitor, though. I'm just saying. He wasn't a traitor. He was treacherous. He overthrew the British government. Yeah, but that's good. Do you know what I mean?

Sometimes you have to fight for what you believe in. Sometimes you have to fight for what's right, and you have to do anything at any cost. You would know nothing about it because you support in. Sometimes you have to fight for what's right. And you have to do anything at any cost. You would know nothing about it because you support Modi. I support the farmers.

And what happened? The farmers won. How do you like Modi, bro? They got Modi to bend over, grab them ankles. Modi sucks. Modi grabbed his ankles. About Modi. Why?

Because of the great Punjabi people of Punjab. Okay? Thank you for pronouncing it correctly. Yes, I will pronounce it correctly. Gully Gully Chore Modi Modi Chore

Chore okay okay you're never gonna get to perform in India say it's who say it's who just wait say it's who

just wait I'll go to India and perform right now you're not gonna talk shit about Modi I'm not gonna talk shit about Modi Modi the goat probably the greatest president in the history of India is he a president? Yeah, he's prime minister. Or prime minister.

What a stupid term. Why they got to be different? It's president. Europe, cut that shit out. Canada, cut that shit out. Everybody that's prime minister, you're a president. It's president. Yeah, why are they? What is that? Wait, are we the ones that have to be different?

I think so, because they're monarchs. Is president like the Fahrenheit of... Probably, yeah. No, no, no, but I think... I thought this through just as you were saying it. They were kings and queens and monarchs and shit

that we were rebelling against. We were rebelling against a prime minister, so they didn't have a prime minister at the time. They didn't have that government. Oh, then we invented the president first.

And then we have president. And then they just need to be a little different. They're the Fahrenheit. Their government is Fahrenheit. Oh, my God. Pathetic. Customary-ass government. Get the fuck different. They're the Fahrenheit. Their government is Fahrenheit. Oh, my God. Pathetic. Customary ass government.

Get the fuck out of here, bro. It's president, dog. Actually, it's president. We the metric in this bitch. That's it. I was trying to think of the word metric. That's the metric by which all this shit is. I didn't even put that together.

It's all fucked, dude. Don't think out loud ever again. No, son. Please don't think out loud ever again. I put some ill shit together, dog. Please. I put some ill shit together. God. Please. I put some ill shit together.

God forbid. Okay. Keep talking about your Scottish Nazi sympathizer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.

I'm just saying. Shickle dick. You're saying I got tricked, which I don't believe. You got tricked. He was like, oh my God, they endured all

this shit. They didn't do anything. They just went to a nice fucking island and they needed an excuse not to be in the war. They conveniently got

back right when the war was over, right? Yeah. And then the guy joined the army. Yeah. Oh, now the war is over. Right? Yeah, and then the guy joined the army. Yeah. Oh, now the war is over? He has to.

If he doesn't join the army right after, they're going to say he's a traitor. He left during times of war. Right? He has to join. And the war is over. There's no army. Hello? What are you doing?

Just having barbecues in that army? It wasn't over. It was two years later. The war is still in the thick of it. No, was it really in the thick of it? Yeah, he came back in like, what, 17? 1917? Hmm. It was still happening. End of it. No, was it really in the thick of it? Yeah, he came back in like, what, 17, 1917? Hmm.

It was still happening. End of the war. Came for the easy part, this motherfucker. Yeah. My man came, showed up after intermission. What are we doing?

Don't worry about it. But it is kind of fucked up because they had like, if the journey is true, it was a crazy journey. And if the journey is true, which I think is cap because nobody's

going to push back and you need to act like you went through some real shit because you can't be like yo i was on a boat ride for two years while you guys were in trenches shooting a fucking german the sketchy part is that he sold all the rights to like the book before he went on the journey like that's how you made your money back in the days and explore you'd be like all right i'm gonna go on this journey in order to finance the trip when i come back i'm gonna do the speech at your school i'm gonna go give my research to you guys i'm gonna do the book with you and then you pay me before and then those people finance like the publisher you guys. I'm going to do the book with you. And then you pay me before. And then those people

finance, like the publisher and shit. So I'm like, that's the only sketchy part. It's already paid for. He's got to come back with a story. Yeah, it might not have been that interesting. But then I'm like, that's every adventurer. But then if he fictitiously came up with a bunch of ill shit, I give him credit for that too. Yeah, because, yeah, history's written by the winners,

right? He won. And bruh, if you write some good-ass fiction, that's fine. JK Rowlingling the goat you know what i mean good fiction it's plausible he used lies to tell the truth oh that's important that's a good rationale anytime you're lying about some shit yeah that is interesting okay uh talking about lies to tell the truth what are we going to do about the crime epidemic in los angeles and by the crime epidemic, I really mean Seth Rogen and YouTube's own Casey Neistat going at it on Twitter. Have you seen this? Yes. Okay.

They have a nice little Twitter back and forth. We can pop a picture up. I'm going to pull it up. And show that. It actually is kind of friendly. It's not antagonistic really in any way. I think that if you're someone who's from los angeles we have someone from los angeles here uh both of them are clear living in los angeles uh casey used to live

in new york obviously that's when he was uh you know doing all these amazing vlogs and really like making vlogging a uh lifestyle for people like all these people who are vlogging right now are doing it because of casey casey started. He did the vlog every single day. I mean, it's unbelievable what he did. So if you hate vlogs, you blame Casey Neistat. If you love them, then you should thank him. But he revolutionized a form of storytelling on YouTube. Yeah.

And he was exceptional. So he basically, his kid's car got broken into in L.A. He tweets out, I'm hoping we can get that out. I think his car got broken into, and he had stuff for his daughter's birthday, I think is what he was saying. That's what I think, if I'm not mistaken. Mark's pulling it up right now. So basically, so our cars got robbed this morning because Los Angeles is a crime-riddled third-world shithole of a city, but tremendous appreciation and gratitude to the hardworking officers of the LAPD West LA,

who not only arrested the motherfuckers, but they got all of our stolen goods back. Okay. Now, that is what Casey said. Now, what's his face? Seth Rogen responds. He goes, I've lived here for 20 years. You're nuts. Ha ha. It's lovely here. Don't leave anything valuable in it, meaning the car. It's called living in a big city. And then Casey goes, I can be mad though, right? I feel so violated. And Seth goes, you can be mad, but I guess I don't personally view my car as an extension of myself.

And I've never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my car was broken into. Once a guy accidentally left a cool knife in my car. it keeps happening you might get a little treat and casey goes i didn't get any treats he just took the decorations for my daughter's seventh birthday and left bloody handprints serious question how did your car get broken into 15 times and he goes i lived in uh west hollywood for 20 years and parked on the street. Also, Sucks to Your Shit was stolen, but LA is not some shithole as far as big cities go. It has a lot going for it. Okay. A couple things going on right now.

I think right-wing folks need a new Chrissy Teigen. And unfortunately for Seth, he tweets enough with the opinions that he has where he's about to be that. And I don't know if seth realizes it but they're making him that right he seems to be tweeting on any big cultural moments he seems to be sharing an opinion and having it he might be high making fucking places to roll your weed up and sell them on the internet thinking he don't give a fuck you know making movies doing

this kind of stuff but what's going to happen is right wing people need a right wing twitter need a hollywood celeb to hate and he shares all the opinions right of the people need a right-wing Twitter need a Hollywood celeb to hate and he shares all the opinions of the people they like to hate. And he engages with everyday people all day long. And he's getting tons of positive feedback too so I'm sure all of his friends

that are in Hollywood are like, yeah, tell them our city's not that bad. That's what I did. To make the argument for him when I was on rogan and rogan was like new york is whack i was like no it's not it's fucking great i would defend my city too yeah people are saying new york is falling apart and i was like bro this is new york like this is kind of what it looks like now i also understand casey which he sees frustration in getting his car broken into he also probably sees la the landscape of la looking a little bit

differently post pandemic and even during the pandemic we see all these videos popping out of people getting robbed while they're eating yeah you know very casual robberies like yeah if this is the way to get the rid of the uh you know eating in the street thing yeah then that's the perfect way to do it you know like if that's how the city wanted to shut down outdoor dining like you know new york they gave the ability to have all the people. Yeah. Like the way to do it is just have a few videos of people just getting robbed for their watches while they're eating a fucking smoothie or something like that. I'm eating it.

Sorry. Here's a video right here. We'll play it. Now, this is 100 percent a setup, like 100 percent. This is set up. But whatever. We'll talk about that later. So he just pulls up with the gun, with the extendo clip, I think.

And yeah, he got the extendo clip and then he just takes both their watches, they go back to eating, and then they're out of there. And these people at this table don't even know. Nobody has a fucking clue. It's inside. Oh yeah, they went inside.

Wow, that's wild. Anyway, point being is that I think Seth is about to become this next version, right? So he should be very careful about that because you know what? Young conservative kids, they like his movies too they like that humor yeah right so i don't think that he wants to become this like very polarizing political figure when he probably doesn't even care i don't know what he really cares about but i'm sure he cares more about

like making movies than he does like making arguments about whether la has enough crime or doesn't yeah also, this argument of like, it's just life in a big city. It's like, when does that stop? It's like when people are just punching Asians in the head. Is that,

hey, this is life in a big city. Yeah. What are you talking about don't Asian? It's life. And when they're beating up Jews and fucking broke,

hey, it's life in a big city. People do the exact opposite when they talk about America's problems. They'll be like, America, there's like racism here and blah, blah, blah. This is life in America. This is America, man. Just get used man just get used to it man it's whatever yeah it's a very i don't think

should be the response it should be like oh yeah it's a great place but we should try to improve it we can approve getting your shit stolen yeah but i also understand people being defensive over a city that they live in that is being kind of used in a culture war to showcase that like defunding the police is bad and the Democrat run cities are shitty. Yeah. Right. And I guarantee you, I don't guarantee,

but my suspicion is if Casey Neistat did not compliment the police, Seth Rogen doesn't respond. I don't know. I don't know. Just trashing the city. I think it's combination of calling the city a shithole and complimenting the police because those tap into two things. I think it's the city a shithole and complimenting the police because those tap into two things. I think it's the city a shithole. And I also think he, the one tweet that I thought was telling when he was like, I guess I just don't view a car as an extension of myself.

Where a lot of people you get your car broken into, they feel violated. To him, it's like you leave a fucking jacket somewhere and someone steals it. Or like you leave an umbrella somewhere and someone steals it. It's like, all right, it's just a thing. You took it. That's fine. Why are you acting so fucking crazy about it yeah you don't insult my city because of a fucking car break and who cares yeah you still got the car i think that's how he's

saying he people who fucking love cars and like that's my baby every one of them be like yo that's fucked also having kids i think plays a role too yeah you get your shoes broken into and they steal something that belongs to your kids that affects your kids all of a sudden you're not dealing with your car you're dealing with an extension of like your family and like you let someone near your kids say again you let someone near your kids yeah exactly which it psychologically fucks you up whereas if you don't have kids it's like like i don't have kids someone broke into my car be like whatever and casey also is a i think a fairly left dude like he was very vocally against trump he said he voted for biden in 2020 like this is a guy that's not like some Republican spokesperson thanking the

cops. But their private, not private, their public conversation is being used in this culture. Yes. Yes, absolutely. And I think that unfortunately for both of them,

like, I don't know, Casey never seemed like the most political figure, but I'm not a big Casey fan. So I don't know. I don't really know. I know he had one blog that he said, like he said it the wrong way,

but he was very like, if you are voting for Trump, you are co-signing racism, misogyny, blah, blah, blah. Right. He said some shit like that. He was pretty. So they probably agree on political shit. Yeah. So I think Casey's trying to be objective, going like, yo, I've lived here.

The shit, the city looks worse than it did. Yep. We should probably do something to change it. And here's a, I mean, Dov, you're, you're from LA. You've experienced LA. Talk to me. Absolutely different in the last few years. Really?

Absolutely. Notably. And it's on both sides. Before, they were like, okay, the homeless population, that's growing. The police aren't really policing that. The pandemic kind of pushed that forward. But the voting in of this district attorney, which for folks that want to know what really changes your city makeup, he was also the DA of San Francisco.

George, piece of fucking garbage gas con, go fuck your own face. Came to LA. I'm in. Won't prosecute people in the same way. And I mean, I'm all for drug crimes, things like that, or misdemeanors in that sense. But when it comes to crimes

and knowing that you can get away with shit, it's open season. So in other words... Like violent crimes not getting prosecuted the same, is what you're saying. I don't know if that is what you're saying. He's against that. He wants a different type of reform. He's really dovish. The prosecution of a specific crime,

if you're believing what Dove is saying, would either promote or inhibit you doing that crime if you were a criminal. In other words, right now you see a lot of these videos of people running into a CVS, so they run into a Walgreens and they take a bunch of things. I think that's basically because all crime under $900, all theft, you get a citation. It's not looked at as a felony.

And he's been an advocate against cash bail, so people that commit something, I mean, they're just out right away instead of like holding them. And I mean, a lot of these offenders, you're hearing stories like committing five crimes in a week. Yeah. Just know they're going to be out. Yeah.

Yeah. So I guess, yeah. So I guess that's frustrating. And then I listen, I'm not going to be somebody who sits here and goes, yeah, I understand how a district attorney affects the city.

I have no fucking clue. Yeah. But I do understand how, yeah, I understand how a district attorney affects the city. I have no fucking clue. Yeah. But I do understand how the penalty for an illegal activity could change my willingness to do it. Right. Given I really needed something. Right. For example, let's say I need $500 to make rent, right?

And I could steal $500 worth of shit from Walgreens that I could resell, or I could rob someone on the street. Robbing someone on the street? That's different. I might go to jail for that. But if I know all I gotta do is pay a citation for stealing this shit from Walgreens? And they're not gonna go against you. You try to rob someone, they might fight you, they could kill you, they could have a knife.

Go on a CVS and you can just walk out. And it's easy to not feel bad for CVS. It's easy to be like like I'm robbing a fucking billion dollar corporation not some guy going to his job who cares I'm listening

I'm like yeah that's why those videos I think we were talking about this yesterday a little bit but that's why those videos of people getting like robbed while they're eating

yeah that's why those videos are so profound like because when you see someone rob a Louis Vuitton store there's part of you that's also like

man fuck Louis Vuitton yeah I don't see myself in Louis Vuitton store, there's part of you that's also like, man, fuck Louis Vuitton. Yeah, I don't see myself in Louis Vuitton. Yeah, like, no, you're too expensive for me. I can't afford you. Fuck you. Yeah, it's all some Robin Hood shit. It's like, finally. Steal from the rich. I wish I had the balls to steal some Louis Vuitton. Boom. It's like a bank robber movie. Like, I love living through that guy. You eat a burger and fries. A motherfucker

comes up to you while you're on a date with your girl and takes your watch. You're like, oh, shit. That shit's emasculating, bro. I like watches. I like burgers and fries. I got a girl. That might happen. And it takes your girl's watch, too. It's like, you know I pay for that.

You're robbing me twice. I saw this. I was like, bro, I can't go eating with this watch in LA. I gotta put it on a fucking calculator watch. What if someone wants my Apple watch? What if they want, you know? It could happen. At any to put it on a fucking calculator watch. What if someone wants my Apple watch? What if they want, you know? Yeah.

It could happen. Yeah. At any time. They could just walk into Apple. It's less than $900. Just walk into Apple and take that shit right off the fucking counter. What is it?

The counter or whatever it is? Yeah. Real talk, if you want a fucking iPhone 11, just go get that shit, bro. Sprint out the store. What are they going to do? Yeah.

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the homers yo we need to do something and then you see a guy like seth rogan who probably lives i would assume in an area where he doesn't have to deal with as much of this stuff and he's just going life is good yeah i don't blame his perspective either because he's insulated from it. Yeah, but you can blame him for not knowing. Yeah. If you know for a fact, I think this is why there's so much resentment for the Hollywood elites, if you will, by the right-wing Twitter brigade. It's because they're like, you benefit from all the shit we fight for. We don't want to pay a lot in taxes. You don't.

You got these tax attorneys that are finding ways where you get to skip out on fucking taxes and then you're going to shit on us for saying we want lower taxes. Right? You're talking about the, I mean this is almost like a hacking example,

you're talking about the build the wall shit and it's just like you have your little walls. You know, you have your little walls that block off your fucking gated communities. Those walls work for you, but you're going to shit on us and call us racists

for wanting to build a wall. I think there's another one about... I forget exactly what it was. But the idea is like all the things that we get criticized, we, the right-wing motherfuckers, they're going, all the things we get criticized for,

you actually profit from and you enable in your own lives so who the fuck are y'all to criticize us i guess i would say conversely the things you advocate for you don't gotta deal with so like if you're advocating for like oh like open border like no one's illegal it's like yeah you live in a place where it's all white people want to get oh it was the it was the security thing it was like yeah we should defund the police and it's like well you have private security. No one's touching you no matter what.

So the people that actually might need the police, now they're getting fucked. You will never get fucked. You'll never get touched. So you can be this advocate for all these things that don't affect you

in any way. So it's like, shut your fucking mouth. But I get their perspective because they're living their life through their lens and they put themselves in this position

where they worked hard and got all this money and they're able to afford all these luxuries. They don't work hard. Actors? Maybe Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen writes.

I give Seth Rogen credit. If you write, if you direct, if you just act, you don't work hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you're liberal. Channing Tatum not working. Motherfucker, once he stopped dancing, that motherfucker stopped working.

When he was dancing in those movies, that's work. Yeah. Choreography. Magic Mikey was working. W-E-R-K. Put that motherfucker back on the pole, yo. Yo.

I don't want to hear about this shit. But if you put yourself in a position where you're insulated from life, it's like, yeah, I get why you have that perspective. Yes. Like, you become out of touch because you put yourself out of touch because being in touch is hard. But does being out of touch absolve you from criticism for your perspective? Not necessarily.

Like, I empathize with it and I get it because, like, I'm probably out of touch with the shit on a global level yeah of course we are so i'm like yeah i get it like i'm not really actively working to understand the i get it but he can still be criticized and maybe that criticism will have him open his eyes and go oh shit maybe there's something going on right yeah it's just saying it's easy it's easy when you're chilling on your fucking massive i don't know where where he lives or how he lives but it's easy if you're chilling in the hills on your estate and you have a pool and you're looking over the city. And from above, the city looks all right. You know, LA looks fine from above. It looks beautiful.

It looks like there's no crime going on. At least the robberies are quiet now. It's fine. It's fine. I also think he caught some left-wing criticism for this, too, because he was detached from society. He's judging the struggles of everyday people. That's the Chrissy Teigen thing. Yeah, that's the...

I think this is the perfect Twitter story because it lets everybody be outraged. Yeah. Because if you're left or right, you can be outraged at Seth Rogen. You're so out of touch. And then if you're left, you can be outraged at Casey Neistat. How can you call it a third world shithole? That's too strong. Some feminist spokesperson came out and was like, the wording was too mean.

It's like, bro, he just got his car. Yeah, you just got your car broken into, but still be PC. Your daughter's seventh birthday is ruined, but you need to make sure you're not politic. You're not insensitive toward an inanimate object to the city. I had the, who was it?

I got to keep the name private. But they said their reaction was, you can't call it third world because the cops wouldn't come. What do you mean third world? You got your shit back. The cops ain't coming to help you and you definitely ain't getting your fucking shit back. That's second at least. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. This is the most first world shit that the cops would actually arrest the people that stole your shit out your car and you would get everything back. That only happens exclusively in the nicest parts of the first world. Or if you're rich in the third world. So Casey Neistat might have got it anywhere because he's rich as fuck, but that's it. Everybody else, hey, I was going to arrest a guy, but he bribed me,

so what can you do? You don't even get your kids back when you're stolen in the third world. I don't know if you're getting your shit back. You know what I mean? That's a maybe in the third world. I don't know if you're getting your shit back. You know what I mean? That's a maybe in the third world. You get your kids stolen in Mexico, you better have the money. Yeah, I'm not familiar with Latin American third world. I'm talking Asian American

third world. Oh, India? Yeah, yeah. They're going to know who took your shit? If you're rich, you're fine. We'll take care of everything. Really? If you're rich, if you're politically connected, you're good. Your life is good. You're protected. Even if you get robbed, they're going to get your stuff back? I think so. You probably got,

I think I stay in a place with, like, armed guards outside. Would people be less likely to rob from a rich person because they go, oh, there's going to be hell to pay for this. I could just rob from, like,

a slightly richer person than me that doesn't have shit anyway. Absolutely. Absolutely. And then cops don't give a fuck. But yeah, I think the conservative reaction to this is to look at someone like Seth Rogen

and be like, yo, this guy's a piece of shit. Like, he hates the regular people. He hates conservatives. Like, blah, blah, blah. I think that's reaction to this is to look at someone like Seth Rogen and be like, yo, this guy's a piece of shit. Like he hates the regular people. He hates conservatives. Like blah, blah, blah. I think that's unfair. And I'm like, if you're in his spot, you probably think the same thing. I don't think he's an evil person.

I literally. I just think he's out of touch. Yeah. I think there's a little bit out of touch. And I think there's also like an uber defensive. Like you ever have your girl criticize something that is true about your mom and you're like, yo, yo. Yo, why are you saying that? Yeah. I oh yo yo why are you saying that yeah i agree but why are you saying it yeah like so like it could be something that is facts like my mom's brussels sprouts are trash yeah and her carrots were awful but just

hearing my girl be like yeah like i tried to pick up the carrot right through it and i'm like yo yo i'm ball my fist right now you keep talking about my mom's trash ass character that's my mom's trash ass character so I think there's a little bit

of that like that motherfucker lived there for a while put the time in sees everybody shitting on his city just like how I felt

with New York I was like nah I don't even care if motherfuckers get robbed non-stop that's New York don't get robbed stupid also if you went through it and you made it, you look at that guy like, shut the fuck

up with your little complaining. Like your parents who made it through tougher shit than you and wherever they're from, when you complain about stuff, shut the fuck up. How many times has this happened to me? Stop it. That's not an excuse. You did do that with New York, big time. People were like, Rick Moranis just got punched on the Upper West Side.

You're like, yo, check your back, Rick. Head on the sweat bone. Come on, Rick. You know what I mean? You've been here too long. Real talk. I did do that, man. We always ate.

Now if Rick Moranis got knocked out in L.A., you'd be like, yo, what's wrong with this city? L.A.'s falling apart. L.A.'s falling apart. Now isn't Seth Rogen from Vancouver or some shit? He's Canadian, yes.

He's Canadian. Don't talk about Vancouver, bro. You're wrong. That's where't talk about Vancouver, bro. Yeah, a lot of bad stuff. You're right. You're wrong. That's where I took down that cream. International butt munch.

That's all right. Hey, we're out here, dawgs. We're out here. Okay, what else we got? What else we got? What else we got? You want to talk about Omicron? Oh, yeah.

Son. More, okay. we got skis what else we got you want to talk about omicron oh yeah son more uh okay so we got a new variant coming from south africa yeah brand new release just dropped and i feel bad for south africa because it's called the south african variant it's the omicron variant but like it's known as the south african one and basically biden was like yo we got to shut down travel from south they're being mad racist yeah dude this is wild to all those white Africans bro like why would he do that

but what is real fucked up about it is that South Africa's like yo yo yo we just we just found it yo like

it ain't even ours like we was just the first ones it's like whoever smelted Delta like that's them that's the perfect example of smelted Delta

like the shit could come from Zimbabwe. But since they don't have like the sophisticated viral technology over there, obviously because of AIDS in South Africa, they know about the virus shit

like crazy. There's like a lot of like money that's getting put into this. So they were just the one to pick it up and now everybody's blaming them. And low key, I'm like,

if I'm another country, I didn't see nothing. I didn't see shit. Like this is the worst way to react to it. I understand. Obviously, you want to make sure that, you know, a new virus doesn't get into your country. Shut down. You always got to deal with the, what is it?

People, the supply chain issues, blah, blah, blah. Right. Everybody wants to make sure the supply chain is fine. But you are, what's it called? Disincentivizing? Disincentivizing? You're punishing the people for doing the right thing. Yes.

You're disincentivizing these people thathmm. Disincentivizing? Yeah, you're punishing the people for doing the right thing. Yes, you're disincentivizing these people that are doing the right thing. Yeah. Because they know if any new variant pops up anywhere, now that's on you. Yeah. But it could have been

a motherfucker from China that went to South Africa and dropped that new variant. We developed this whole system to not do that. We had this whole fucking Delta, Omicron, whatever the fuck,

Epsilon. Yeah. The whole naming system and then we just said, fuck it, it's a South African strain. It's a South African strain. Haven't they been through enough?

And the funniest thing about the South African shit is that they skipped over. They skipped two. They skipped over two letters. Yeah. Because they're doing it off of the Greek alphabet.

Yeah. So what are the two letters that they skipped? Nu. Nu. And chi. And chi. Now, nu.

That's fire. Nu strain. It's the nu strain. They wanted to skip it because they thought it would make confusion with people being like, oh, the nu strain. And people are like, what strain it's the new strain they wanted to skip it because they thought it'd make confusion with people being like oh the new strain and people like what it is the new strain for now you yeah but no but it's the new strain there's gonna be a new strain later they're gonna be like oh yeah the new strength about the new one they'll be like no no the old one that's

called new and you're like why is it called skip that one and who's on first motherfucker i understand that a little bit yeah and. And you're talking about the World Health Organization? Just a little bit. Right? Now, what is the letter after nu? Chi. Now, Chi, how do you spell that? X. It's not Chi.

It is Chi. No, you were also in a fraternity and had to know this. It's Xi. It's Xi. No, it's Chi. We were in a fraternity called Chi-Sci. And it was spelled C-H-I. Fuck.

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. No, that's Chi-Side. Mind-blowing. That's Chi. It's Xi. Are you no that's chai side mind-blowing that's chai it's zai are you sure it's zai yeah fraternity dudes are the smartest people in colleges dude i thought i'll be honest you said kai yesterday and i was like i guess it's god don't put that on me you did you said kai yesterday don't do this again you did say kai you said kai on the Massey, the son of Bert Massey. Okay, so Xi is spelled X-I.

The president or prime minister or whatever fucking fake position the dictator of China has is Xi Jinping spelled X-I. Now, they skip over this letter because they don't want it to be stigmatized. They don't want to agitate.

That was their literal answer. They're like, we don't want it to be stigmatized yeah they don't they don't want to agitate yeah that was their literal answer they're like we don't want to we don't want to we're fine with it being the south african yeah you're stigmatized south africa instead of china ceo of delta i'm like what the fuck are we doing bro yeah corona beer we've been stigmatized this whole time we basically put corona through the fucking uh what is it called bankruptcy bankruptcy yeah corona was paying us to promote it. Yeah. Remember when they gave us cases of Corona beer? They were like, please, just put it on Corona's Got Talent.

We'll do anything to get out of this thing. They literally almost went bankrupt because we called it the coronavirus. Yeah. Okay, Delta, same fucking thing. Yeah. We still rode Delta. Yeah. But still, it's absolute bullshit.

And the second that they could agitate China. Daddy. Daddy immediately bends the fucking knee. You know, for a fact, if Trump called the strain or the, if Trump's last name was some fucking letter of the Greek alphabet, they would have named that shit after him.

And he would have owned it too, probably. 100%. Can I say another unfair thing that Trump, when Trump had a travel ban, everybody lost their fucking minds. You can't, this is not enough to institute a travel ban for a whole their fucking minds. You can't, this is not enough to institute a travel ban for a whole country.

Alright, fine, this is a virus. However, what we are seeing is the symptoms are very mild. Very mild is what the South African doctor said. And we're banning the whole country from traveling over very mild COVID? Yeah. I don't give a fuck. So it seems like there's a conspiracy here. And I want to get to Mark

about this because we can get into the conspiracy corner and figure out exactly why we're making such a big deal about this. But what I think real quick before we go there, what I think is very interesting is and maybe this is part of the conspiracy. And I tweeted about this the other day and got whatever interesting reactions. But I think what we're seeing is a very brilliant tactical play by China. America has always used freedom internationally as a tool to weaken the control of tyrannical governments over their people. We have freedom here. We're like, yo, you guys deserve freedom. Wait, you're not free, but you're humans.

You should be free. Go watch this movie that shows how awesome freedom is. Go watch these music videos that show how awesome freedom is. You guys should be able to be free too. You should be able to free wear whatever you want, do whatever you want, live however you want with your life. You deserve freedom, right? It's a great tool.

And it's a really great tool because anybody who sees freedom goes, I would like some of that. Nobody ever goes, I want more rules. Yeah. No one sees a north korea and they're like that seems fun right i would like rules 100 no one sees a fucking world war ii movie and the gestapo is showing up to your house someone checking on me yeah never once right freedom is so fucking tantalizing so if our most powerful tool in the culture war is freedom they have to find a way to handicap the freedom. What if, hypothetically, they leaned into and promoted the extremes of that freedom so that we would have to limit our own? What do you mean?

You are free, for example, to be 75 different fucking genders yeah you're free to identify as um a shoe you're basically saying like a psyop to use freedom against people and now you're gonna force the american government to be like why you're not that free yeah there's a limit to the freedom right you don't go too far with this fucking freedom. What if they continue to lean into the extremes of whatever the fuck that we want to do here, and we should be able to do it because we're free, right? To create that sort of, I don't want to call it like, I don't want to say there's like dissent, but this beef continue to to to prop up this beef from different sides on both the extremes on what you should be able to so you're saying

they're propping up this the arguments if i was them i would yeah who benefits the most from it us no yeah we're fighting amongst ourselves we can't fight anybody else yeah i would lean into anything i would lean into anything that causes some sort of discord. Is that the word I'm looking for? Dissonance. Dissonance? I think discord is the word. Whatever. I would lean into anything I possibly could. And essentially what you're doing, if you're leaning into the woke side, which I'm sure they would, and you lean into the opposite of woke, whatever it is, but if you're leaning into the woke side, right? Think about that. If I'm China, right, and I'm going to use wokeness as a tool against America, that's brilliant.

Hey, I'm going to protect any criticism of China by calling it racist. Hey, we call this the China virus. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's racist. Yeah. You could be stigmatized. People are going to get beat up in the streets because of this. And you do anything that you possibly can to eliminate any criticism of China, the country,

by leaning into those people in America that are pushing this progressive agenda of, hey, we cannot do anything racist, words or violence. If you are critical of China in any way, that could reflect on Chinese people that are here in America or Asians are here in America, so let's stop that criticism entirely. If there's a UK strain, by all means, criticize the UK. If there's a South African strain, by all means, criticize. If there's an Indian strain, by all means, criticize that.

But any sort of Chinese criticism of the government could reflect poorly on Chinese people. Therefore, we shouldn't do it. Yeah. I would think even another way to do it is if we are playing conspiracy theorists, if we're addicted to freedom, we love freedom,

what if there's a virus that gets spread that the government is forced to limit everyone's freedom? That would cause a lot of unrest. If the mandates are, you have to wear masks all the time, you have to get vaccinated, you have to do this, you have to do that.

It's so ingrained in our DNA to be free that a lot of people are going to be like, no, fuck that. And then they have a problem. You have used the freedom against America because they had to limit the freedom. So now there's dissonance, I guess would be a better word,

dissonance within the government. Like, fuck these guys, dude. They're limiting my freedom. They're my enemy now. Because I can definitely see how I always thought it was like politicians who were beholden to daddy China were like, hey, leaning into how dare Trump call it the China virus. And then who gives a fuck? I got to make sure China's protected because we need them. So that's what I thought it was.

And then that just kind of filtered in. And I didn't see China leaning into it, but they could. I just don't. That's what I would do. Yeah. That's what I would do. Anytime you're critical of China. I mean, low key, this is done with Jews in Israel.

It's like anytime there's a criticism of Israel, it often gets turned into anti-Semitism. Now, are there people who are critical critical of israel that are anti-semitic yeah absolutely you might even make you might even make the case that it's 95 maybe 99 you can make that case but there is also a percentage of people like the israelis that are critical of their own government they could have nothing to do with israel palestine it could literally just be like, yo, the fucking taxes in Israel are crazy high. Like, when I was there, that's what they were saying.

The taxes are crazy high, right? Are they anti-Semitic? Of course not. But, when it's tied in, now all of a sudden you have to be really careful about what you criticize about the country, because you could become hateful as well through it. I think if we're criticizing China and the way they handle COVID, I think that it's completely reasonable. I don't think there's become hateful as well through it. I think if we're criticizing China

and the way they handle COVID, I think that it's completely reasonable. I don't think there's anything hateful about that. If you can't see the difference between the Chinese government and Chinese people,

you're a fucking retard. I can't. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. It's the complete, as a matter of fact, the Chinese government does more shit

to Chinese people than any fucking black guy on a subway. Yeah. You know what I mean? You want to talk about harm? Chinese government harming mad Chinese people. Fuck the Chinese government because I love

Chinese people. That's interesting. Okay, Mark, give us the conspiracy theory about the Omicron variant. So there's a few different ones that have been kind of percolating. Basically, people are looking at it like, oh, they're just going to kick up any new strain to try to

enact more government control. So like the New York mayor basically said, we're going to do emergency orders because it's coming. So that basically gives the government locally and in different countries more rule, less restrictions. They don't have to go through the same judicial and democratic process because

it's an emergency and they're basically using this, like the old saying, don't let any good crisis go to waste. They're using this thing, blowing it up bigger than it actually is to then get more control. The other thing that people are saying is it's possible that once,

in America at least, once the boosters are now available for everyone, basically stoking enough fear about the new variant to get boosters. That people are going to go get more boosters, make more money for the pharmaceutical companies that are then doing kickbacks

with the media and with the politicians. Son, I believe in that. That I believe. I believe in that because literally someone close to Dove got COVID

even though they were vaxxed. Okay? Their hubby also got COVID even though they were vaxxed. Bad COVID? No. Okay. Fair enough.

But they got it again. Yeah. So I jumped to the conclusion that this was the new one. This is the Omicron. Yeah. I immediately told my parents. I was like, yo, y'all should get the booster. Right.

Because I don't want my fucking parents to die because there's this new COVID that came around. I didn't research it. I didn't look at what the health minister said in South Africa. Basically said it's mild symptoms. Yeah. Right? Which is the suggestion for most viruses like we've talked about before. As it mutates, it becomes more transmittable but less virulent. So it doesn't kill all the hosts. yeah right um which is the suggestion for most viruses like we've talked about before like as

it mutates it becomes more uh transmittable but less virulent so it doesn't kill all the hosts right so basically and and i think it was you maybe when we were discussing this a little bit yesterday was it you were saying like this is the perfect oh i think i was saying it oh yeah brilliant he was like yo this is the perfect thing we go what he goes if there's a covid that everybody gets but it doesn't kill you like on some chicken pox shit it's like, yo, this is the perfect thing. We go, what? He goes, if there's a COVID that everybody gets, but it doesn't kill you, like on some chicken pox shit, it's like, we're done. Yeah. Everybody gets it.

Everybody builds up the antibodies. Whether you're vaccinated or not doesn't matter because you're going to have natural immunity after having it. This is the perfect type of COVID. Why are we stopping South Africa from bringing it over? Run it. Yeah. Dude, I do not care.

Honestly, if you haven't gotten COVID by now, you're probably a fucking loser. You got no friends. Fuck you. Also, if you get it, it's like saying there's a new strain of runny nose i don't care if it don't kill me i don't care it's the flu i ain't give a fuck about bird flu i ain't feel about pig flu i'm gonna fuck about bat flu i'm good and what made me suspicious with the booster shit was they were like get get your booster now. And then I'm seeing news stories that Moderna and Pfizer will have boosters that are like prepared for the Omicron variant within three months. Variant within three months.

So why would I get the booster now if in three months they're going to be ready for the variant? It's just like, yo, no. You know, I realize, man, and this is where like, I wonder like how much blame you can give media. But when you start positioning, and this is also politicians, but when you start positioning,

this is the overreaction of politicians to new variants and the virus in general. When you start positioning the COVID deaths as the responsibility of Trump, the next person in office or the governors of each state are going to feel accountable for those deaths so if it's not the virus killed a hundred thousand if trump killed a hundred thousand by the way he handled the virus now if you're buying you're like oh you're not gonna put these bodies on me yeah shut down south africa yeah you know i'm saying

if you're the governor of cal, the governor of New York, you're like, oh, what? I got the subway. Everybody's in the subway. Everybody's about to go to hang out with their family for Christmas. You're not going to put these bodies on me. When you start reporting the deaths as the responsibility of the politician in charge, this is the natural reaction. Blame them

shits on the fucking virus. Even beyond the virus, which is definitely true, but Trump in general is so radioactive. Any similarity you have to Trump, you can't do that. Yeah. You can't be anything like Trump in any way. So that's even more so like, all right, let's shut everything down. But I don't care.

Yeah. I do believe in the vaccine, but you don't got to get a fucking booster for Omicron. Fuck that. Yeah. Fuck that. As that point on that, no, it was, that's what the experts are saying that right now Delta is 90% of the world and it's deadly as other ones

were. So if this one becomes mild, so I'm not a doctor recommending anyone get COVID, but the virologists are saying they're cautiously optimistic that if the Omicron variant is less pathogenic but more transmissible, allowing Omicron replaced Delta, this would be

positive news. I'm optimistic. Cautiously is a word for pussies. I'm optimistic. If you haven't gotten COVID yet, you're a fucking loser. Go get that Omicron. You ain't got no fucking friends. You ain't got no family to catch it from. You're a fucking loser unless you got autoimmune or some shit.

You got a valid reason that you got to be careful. Be careful. But if you're just some fucking cuck in a house go get COVID what if you wanna just get the booster then you a cuck why

why do you wanna get the booster for you don't tell your parents to get the booster I don't I wanna get the booster yet at least let them prepare for fucking

I got my dad's third one already if it's been 8 months I don't think you need a booster you got a booster no my dad got a booster oh yeah yeah I would let my parents get a booster

I don't think you need one in like eight months. Wait a year at least. Like, we're just going to do eight months, and then they're going to have this fucking medicine eventually that is like a... The antiviral pill that Merck has. But the crazy thing is that they just still won't tell us

what our natural immunity that we developed is worth. Because they sell more vaccines this way. That's just a shit that pisses me off. Once that data comes out, that we were good the whole time yeah but if people want to get the booster i'm like yeah do whatever you want yeah do it you're just a cuck you're like the guy wearing a mask to order a salad for three minutes if a guy wants to wear a mask i'm like yeah go yeah you do it but you're a cuck okay maybe that's what i'm saying i don't think that you're a cuck at a certain age all right fair i think if you're I don't think that you're a cuck at a certain age. All right, fair.

I think if you're our age getting the booster, you're a fucking loser. But also, I don't know someone's disability. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was in a zone. That's fine. He's back. I don't know someone's disability. Someone's sick.

I'm not talking about people who are fucking crippled or whatever. Yeah, pre-existing, autoimmune, you got any of that shit? Be safe. I'm talking about normal, healthy people. Under 40. That are getting a booster. Yeah, normal healthy people under 40 that are getting a booster yeah under 40 like that getting a booster come on bro like what are you doing like that's some fucking loser you feel the same way about the flu shot i never got a flu shot in

my life but if someone under 40 gets a flu shot are you a loser get the flu all right just get the flu you ever had the flu say what you ever had the flu that Say what? You ever had the flu? Dude, that shit is brutal. Is it though? Yes. I can't wait till he gets the flu. You want to say the flu is brutal while we're having a pandemic? Flu? Hey, real talk.

This is brutal. Supply issues. It's so brutal. We talk about Jordan. We go, man, Jordan's a goat for playing through the flu. Is it brutal or is it not? He's hung over and nobody believes he really had the flu, dog. Come on, man.

Because if he really had the flu, he wouldn't have been able to make it. He wouldn't have been able to play that game. he really had the flu, dog. Come on, man. Because if he really had the flu, he wouldn't have been able to make it. He wouldn't have been able to play that game. He really had the flu. Exactly. Regular flu, probably worse than regular COVID. COVID just kills way more people when it gets bad. It gets worse, but I think like an average COVID. Let me be honest about COVID.

The reason it's an issue is the duration. If it was a day or two, you'd be fine. But this shit is 10 days. i was how long were y'all out for covid yeah i got i got at the least bad out everybody i gave it to which is kind of i felt bad about that when you had when i had covid it wasn't that bad but it was just forever i was like fuck you mad tired for like five days i got emotional in that pool house after day six like you ever pull a muscle and you're just like still like four days later you want to just go work out you're like still my hamstring is still fucked up i can't do

shit that's covid every time i hurt my body that's it's i'm shocked how long it's like two weeks like this what's going on here so yeah i think that's the biggest whatever the fuck kovac's done kovac's done i haven't worn a mask indoors anywhere like son they made me do that shit at a restaurant. Which restaurant? Sweet Greens. And they took out indoor seating. You're not at a restaurant. They took out indoor seating so we can't.

I got to wear a mask to look at you for three minutes and order a fucking... They just went public. Put a roogle in there. No, but I think when it comes to most places now, just walking around, going to stores, shopping, that kind of shit, nobody asks for a mask. Son. I don't know if the policy changed. Like maybe the policy changed in New York

or something like that. I don't know about it. But literally the other day, I was walking around, not a single request for a mask in any store that we went to or restaurant that we went to. Well, there's no mandate for masks I don't think inside. There used to be. New York City did. New York City. Every single place you go in has a mask. To de Blasio's credit,

to de Blasio's credit to de blasio's credit when a lot of other people were doing mask mandates he was like i do not want to do a mask mandate i just think more people should get vaxxed which is fine get the vaccine wearing masks so they don't even ask for vax anymore at these places restaurants do because i think it's like part of the code yeah but like any like clothing store we walk into they can't enforce it now some cities i think chicago still had the mask mandate. Honestly, if you have a mask mandate, They didn't have a vax mandate,

I think. If you have a mask mandate and a vax mandate, They don't have vax in Chicago. Crime should go up in your city. If that's the... If you have a vax mandate

and a mask mandate, crime should go up in your city. Why is that? Because you're just daring motherfuckers to rob you. Hey, come in,

conceal your identity the entire time you're here. Maybe as crime goes up, they'll have less mask mandates. Maybe this is a Republican ploy. Maybe they're trying to get people to stop doing mask mandates and they're like, let's just rob motherfuckers with these masks on. Yeah, Asian provocateurs.

Yeah, Asian provocateurs. Asian provocateurs, bro. I believe in Asian provocateurs for sure. I said agent. Yeah, that's what I said, Asian provocateurs. You keep on saying Asian, provocateurs for sure. I said agent. I said agent. Yeah, that's what I said. Asian provocateurs. You keep on saying Asian, bro. Come on.

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you know, media responsibility or whatever the fuck it is, like, I don't know if media has a responsibility. I think they do, but maybe their responsibility is just to make money for their shareholders.

And we hold them to a higher level of integrity because they're supposed to deliver the news. No, I do. I hold them to a higher. You are fucking news. If you're, yeah. Sure, sure. It's like saying a hospital's primary responsibility is to deliver money for their shareholders. No, you're a hospital.

You have a different responsibility. We got to make money, but we also gotta make people laugh. That's true. They're in America, though. The point of America is like, yo, get your bread. And I think as we get older, kids will have a different outlook on the news. And they'll

look at it like, here's the information for right-wing people, here's the information for left-wing people. And I think that there really won't be a place for just the information and and maybe there never was maybe we just thought there was and it was kind of exposed you want to say like one thing trump really did or the trump era really did is kind of open our eyes to like what news was and i think john stewart definitely started that when he started exposing fox news but but we never really saw CNN be exposed as well. And I think that that was the equal and opposite

reaction. But a perfect example of this is the way that the news is covering this Waukesha guy. The guy who drove the car intentionally into the people so he could murder them. And he killed six of them. And the way that the news has covered this is

it was the car's fault there's been all these tweets that were just like and it's a really interesting way of like looking at what they're doing and like why why they're doing like this so it's a guy named daryl brooks black dude uh is out on bail from trying to run over his ex-girlfriend with the same car has warrants for some maybe sex assault stuff in like Nevada or something like that. Like, that's just a bad fucking guy. Probably dealing with mental health shit, right?

There's a reason why you're doing all this stuff. It's fucking sad. But what's really interesting is if this dude was a black Muslim guy, this is a terror attack, the way that the news were reported. He's not Muslim, so it's not a terror. If he's a white guy,

it's a lone wolf mental health thing. Yeah. And then there would be people who'd be like, why aren't we calling this terrorism? Exactly. And then exactly, there'd be left-wing people going,

why isn't this terrorism? Just because it's a white guy. The number one terror group in America is white males. Yeah. You'd have that whole conversation going around it. It's a black dude

who knowingly targeted a group of people and drove a fucking car into killing them. People from eight years old to i think 91 years old really sad this guy fucked up killed almost as many people as travis scott it's really fucked up yeah really fucked that travis scott thing travis scott didn't drive the fucking car yeah he just said come here yeah he just said stop the ambulance i got a concert to do yeah you have to hit the robot yeah so but like it's just interesting to see how people reacting to it and when it's a black dude they really don't know what to put it in what category to put it in right so it's just like the car did it yeah a van hit it not guy targets group of people and runs

i can't sensationalize this as easily. Yes. Is it possible that those, like the way that the stories frame just makes less money? You know what I mean? Like if it's a white dude that does it and they're like, oh, we can antagonize white people and get white people riled up, that'll give us more money.

If we can say it's like a Muslim thing, we can terrify people with this Muslim Islamophobia thing, that'll make us more money. Yeah, you said it much more completely than I said it when I said they can't sensationalize it. It's like we can't,

it's gotta have legs. People gotta be able to sink their fucking teeth into it right so if it's a white guy and they're like our audience are they going to want to click on a story of like lone black guy kills white people like i don't know if our audience wants to click that a woke audience is not going to want to click on the most sensational title is black man uh uh attacks christmas parade with or christ Christmas fair or whatever the fuck it was it kills eight people the most sensational title for one specific side for the right wing yeah right but for the left one the left one some left wing like woke mom doesn't want to read about that yeah they want to imagine that this could never happen yeah oh my god this is such a tragedy you

want to act like the steering went off yeah When they report it like that, like the van, this is an accident. Please be a Camry. Please be a Camry. Or Tesla. Something that was auto drive. What a tragedy. This is so horrible. And of course they're feeding their base, but I don't know.

Maybe it was reported differently with the right wing outlets. I didn't see. How did Newsmax or whatever that one be extreme? I mean, I think they leaned more into the racial element, and then they talked about the silence from the left.

Of course. Which is valid, yo. That's valid. The left has been silenced. It's got killed eight people in a fucking car trying to enjoy... Injured 60.

I didn't even know that. I didn't even heard that. That's wild. These are people going to a fucking Christmas parade. That's horrendous. But then people on the left will talk about the right silence. how many people died in the boston marathon bombing i don't know actually probably more than eight but if it's not i i got a great point if it's not that was a fucking story they made movies about that because

they were muslim because they were muslim and i guess a bomb is more sensational three deaths a lot of body maiming. Oh, I'm sure. And in that sense, I'm not trying to measure whatever, but eight people died here. 60 people injured here. Probably body maiming. And nobody's talking about that. Where's the fucking movie about that? We're not even not a movie.

We're not talking about it. I didn't know 60 people were injured until you said it. And I'm a guy that's pretty outside of the news. I'm not doing deep dives on anything unless we're talking about it on this podcast. Yeah. But they have a scapegoat for those things. They're like, oh, Islam in America, what's the deal? Islam is perfect because it gets both people in. It allows the right wing to sink their teeth into it

and the left wing to say, don't blame the religion. Yeah, and I also think this is obviously the overcorrection that we always talk about. There's been a history of like, oh, put the race of the guy. Black guy does this. Black guy kills kid. Yeah, sure, that's fair. They take the picture of Trayvon where he's been a history of like, oh, put the race of the guy. Black guy does this. Black guy kills kid. Yeah, sure, that's fair. They take the picture of Trayvon

where he's holding the gun or whatever. And then they're like, all right, let's overcorrect where we're not really going to talk about this uncomfortable thing that there is maybe a racial element. Because all the years that we've been stoking this racial fire

because it got us clicks, now we're going to overcorrect. It's like the news has white guilt. They're like, man, we always put the worst examples of black people up for fucking 60 years. Now we can't keep doing that. Here's the thing. They don news has white guilt. They're like, man, we always put the worst examples of black people up for fucking 60 years. Now we can't keep doing that. Here's the thing.

They don't have white guilt. They have no guilt about anything. They just know that their viewers... Viewers have white guilt. And the viewers are not going to click on a story that they don't want to know to be true. That's the fucked up thing. We're clicking on things that confirm our beliefs. What do we always say?

People don't want information. They want confirmation. Islam is bad. Tell me why. Oh, this Muslim dude drove a car into people? See? Told you Islam was bad. We're not educating ourselves about this, but this doesn't fit

any of those things for CNN or for the Washington Post. It doesn't fit any of those things. So they have to talk about it, but how can we talk about it in a way that would satisfy our people? Oh, this poor guy's a victim of his car being shitty. Yeah.

The van did it. Not this guy who was let out on bail. Like it exposes so many things. It exposes the bail system. Like this, like super, um, maybe that goes back to the DA thing that Doug was talking about.

But like, I think the DA had even said like, let me not misquote, but it exposes a lot of issues with dealing with like repeat felons in general. Like this guy should be locked up. Now, I would say there's probably the inverse thing happening. And I can't say this specifically.

I don't have an example, but I'm fairly confident that probably exists in some sense, where let's say you have a cop that is known for having police brutality but keeps on getting off blah blah blah and then eventually he kills a black guy obviously cnn is going to pick that up and be like yo this is outrageous our audience is going to love it and i imagine that right-wing outlets would be fairly silent on it or if they talk about it they wouldn't talk about the previous police brutality or they might try to cover it in some different way i want to be clear the way we're talking about it.

They're both full of shit. Both sides. Exactly. Full of shit. We're just giving an example of the left being full of shit. Yes. Especially after the left stoked this conversation about Rittenhouse and literally convinced almost everybody that this kid was 100% guilty of killing. They didn't say it, but black black people if everybody thought rittenhouse killed

black people i did not know he killed white people exactly and they did that on purpose because what's more exciting oh 100 little white kid goes to black lives matter parade i keep calling him parade black lives matter march and it kills three people yeah you know for a fact they knew that they weren't black, but they were like, hey, should we say that they're white people? Let's just not say it. Cut that fucking white- We'll cut some news out of the news.

Exactly. Yeah. I just think it's a sad state of, like, the media, and, like, it's not really, to me, really, like, a left or right issue. It's just the state of media now, especially when it's, like, privatized and, like, pushed by, like- Yeah, it's not a left or right issue. It's a state of media. Yeah, but, like, the chicken, that's the chicken or the... Yeah, it's not a left or right issue. It's a state of media.

That's the chicken or the egg. Who creates this left or right? It's a self-feeding thing, I think. Okay, but is it the media that's creating the identity of the left and the right? Or are they feeding the identity of the left and the right? Feeding.

I think it's a flywheel. They also create it. I think they also are out there saying, this is what you should believe in. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. And these are the things you should care about. And reinforcing the things that you might believe in and might care about.

And now all of a sudden, that becomes your identity. Yeah. It's both. There's all these conservatives that are against critical race theory. Why? They don't know what it is.

They're just like, I don't like it. But why is it even brought up? I've been told not to like it. Because Fox News was like, yo, we can use this to stoke people. They say white people are evil. They say, yeah.'t like it, but why is it even brought up? I've been told not to like it. Because Fox News was like, yo, we can use this to stoke people. They say white people are evil. They say, yeah.

This is why I think people have become, for a large part, apolitical now. It's because the pandemic caused so much confusion. With Trump, it was so easy to know what you liked and what you didn't like. The decision was made for you. If you're a left-wing person, whatever Trump said he supported, you push back on. If you're a right-wing person, not all right-wing people, but if you're a Trump MAGA person, whatever Trump believed in, you found a way to defend it. Okay?

It was so easy. And because of that, we were all so political because it was so easy to be political. You didn't have to do any research. What did Trump say? Oh, he likes that shit, man. Fuck him.

Yeah. I remember my friends just regurgitating things because they knew that there was safety behind it. Yeah. Because they had a guy who was so polarizing and whatever he believed in was bad and whatever he was against was good. It was so easy to be involved in politics and people were involved in so many different things. He had an opinion on everything. He's gone.

Pandemic comes out. All of a sudden, we're in fucking disarray. Think about it. Groups that are not supposed to agree on anything all of a sudden agree. Black people and MAGA, they're supposed to be diametrically opposed. What do they both agree on?

That vaccine is some fuck shit right all of a sudden you're starting to see different groups that do not get along ever kind of agreeing on shit how do we adjust how do I feed them information how do I even talk about things

oh critical race theory who's this supposed to help who's this supposed to support I don't have somebody to tell me to like it or not like it yeah i'm done i'm checked out remove me from it fuck all that politics shit that's gonna take too much research too much information if i'm a liberal person and i want to tell you to get vaccinated but i could offend black people by that which is something i don't want to do as a liberal person you know what zip zip i'm out i'm done i'm not even involved in the conversation anymore. And I think that's how you've seen like a depolitification or like a kind of a disinterest in politics of late.

Because we don't know where we stand. Where we should stand safely. Stand safely. Okay. All right. There was safety in just going, yeah, I agree with everything Trump says or I disagree with everything he says. It's very easy to stand with your tribe. Now people don't even know what their tribe's supposed to like. I'm liberal. Should we get vaxxed?

My black friends don't want to do it and I'm supposed to support black people or else I'm racist. Fuck. I'm just going to be quiet. Yeah. And you think it's hard for the media to craft an identity so that's why they stick to these stories? The pandemic threw everything. I think the media would have done Rittenhouse regardless. I just think people would have been very clear on where they stand based on where Trump stood. I don't think the media would have done Rittenhouse regardless. I just think people would have been very clear on where

they stand based on where Trump stood. I don't think the media has shifted a ton. And I think the media is like drug dealers, where it's like, okay, these guys might be interested in this, but I'm just going to keep giving them stronger and stronger doses of that drug, which is liberal shit or conservative shit, and then just take them further and further away from everything.

Can you see how the pandemic has created situations that aren't as cut and dry? Oh, absolutely. And I think, to your point, now that Trump is there or Trump is gone... Sorry to interrupt, but a perfect example. Don't tell us what to do with our bodies. Right?

Just repeat it. If you're a liberal, just repeat that shit and you're right in any liberal circle. I can do whatever I want with my body, right? My body, my choice. Government, don't tell me what to do with my body. Right. Every liberal will agree with you before 2020.

Is that when the pandemic started? Right. Before 2020, go girl, yes. Yeah. We'd like you to take this vaccine. Matter of fact, you need to take this vaccine. Okay. It's not your body, your choice. Alright.

Now, trying to poke holes in that, could you say the same thing 30, 40 years ago even about conservatives? I hate big government. Government's not going to tell me what to do. I don't want government. So even before this Trump shit, it was like, oh, but abortions, you can't. You don't have control of your own body. 100%.

Yeah. Censorship kind of flipped. Censorship flipped so hard, dude. We are the soccer moms we used to make fun of. That's what liberals have become. Yes. I said we. I don't know why. But liberals have become the moms burning the M&M CDs that were like,

yo, that's so fucking stupid. Society, liberal society has become that. So it has got a little bit more confusing. You understand kind of what I'm saying? I also think removing people from their immediate in-person communities. Like, if you're dealing with people, like talking to people at church, talking to people at the grocery store, talking to people at your kid's baseball game,

you're kind of realizing, like, oh, yeah, most people are kind of, you know, not super strong feeling about most issues, and you kind of negotiate and be like, oh, yeah, I kind of disagree, but I still like you, like, whatever. And then to remove from that and sort of isolate it into much smaller little pods. And you're inundated with those new, like these opinions you agree with.

It's just fucking, you're sitting all the time. Extreme sticky versions of them online. Yeah. All you're digesting. And then on top of that, you don't even know what's real on the internet. Like,

is this an actual person or is this just one guy with five accounts? Yeah. Is this like a Russian foreign agent coming in, telling me shit, Chinese foreign agent coming in, telling me whatever. Like I've, you have no idea even who you're talking to or what the opinion is easier just to remove

yourself yeah and also there's going to be a little bit more of a regression to the mean in terms of like our lives are getting normal again like we have to understand the trump era followed by the pandemic era was so fascinating because trump was just like the pandemic in that like the entire world was experiencing the same thing at one time canadians are protesting trump english people are protesting trump it's like get a life yeah this got nothing to do with you you fucking loser yeah sit back and enjoy the show yeah why are you getting you got a fucking uh a trump balloon yeah also london yeah don't y'all got some shit to figure out like there's still actual dictators like i didn't see y'all protesting edm and i'm sure there's still dictators left on earth you could

not like trump but there's some fucking dictators out there bro top 10 best people to run a country if you really want to go with all the people running countries. Like, probably, I'm just saying. Think about it. I don't know about that. How many countries there are in Europe? Maybe not. Yeah, there's a couple in Europe.

You know what I'm trying to say. Like, there's like, how many decent countries that you could live in? If you put him in the dictator column, he's probably. Oh, dictator is number one. Yeah, yeah. You have to have a dictator. That's a guy. But, yeah, I guess what we're trying to say is there are many worse people that you could protest.

But what he did is he had so much fucking attention that no matter where he went, there was a protest about him. The whole world was kind of experiencing him and whatever he believed or didn't believe in, they made their opinions based on that. Everybody was reacting to Trump. And we're like, this could never happen again. There could never be one thing in the world this polarizing again. Boom. Pandemic. The whole world experiencing the same exact thing.

And now you're inside. So you get removed from that life that you were talking about, that interpersonal life that you had with other people. Now we're going back to our normal lives. The things that actually bother us are like crime in L.A live in la yeah you know what's not bothering me some shit that happened in waukesha the average person's like i don't even know what the fuck that is i just know that when i was out at sweet greens the other day there was a dude walking around he had his hand in his pocket and i'm like is this motherfucker about to put me on world star bother me want me my fucking salad yeah right like

that is your actual life now you care about your life yeah what's happening to you what are the things that affect you now you have a fucking life again of course you're going to become a little bit less uh politically uh politically uh reactive yeah it's an interesting time it's like we're going back to normal and i forgot that there was a normal i forgot there was a time where motherfuckers didn't care about shit. Well, it's interesting. Trump did that at the end of the presidency during COVID where he said, you know what? It's all on

the states now. And then the states became the local government. Now people started caring about that again. And that kind of happened after he was like, protecting himself. Yeah, he was like, y'all are going to fuck this up. You're not going to put these bodies on me. They did that. They're like, 100,000 people have died under Trump's watch. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but 8,000 Michigan and 4,000 Florida, 10,000 Texas. That's who's dying. You want to talk about media coverage? You want to talk about Ghislaine Maxwell? Oh. OK. Bust it down for us, Mark. All right, so basically.

What's the deal with this trial? So basically, Ghislaine Maxwell, her trial is now starting. Actually, I think it started today. And she's basically getting tried in Brooklyn where she's being held. Same place as Martha Stewart. Yep, same place as old Martha. And basically she's being tried for her connection to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes against young children. Where basically he was exploiting women.

He was recruiting. Yeah. And using kids. And she's not being charged with that. It doesn't seem like. She's being charged with just the recruitment and the grooming of the young girls that Epstein was then exploiting and quote unquote trafficking. Gotcha. Now, I want to throw out a couple headlines and hopefully you can offer some clarity. It has been said, and a lot of news has been made out of the fact that this is not going to be a public trial and that they're not going to be streaming this anywhere now there's certain trials that you can watch written house written house we

could watch yeah oj oj why can we not watch gillane on the surface it looks like yo they're protecting these fucking pedophiles they're finding a way yeah why can we so there's two things one to my understanding this is a federal case and federal cases are not televised and wisconsin allows you to televise a trial in the state of wisconsin so written house you can watch it and live stream and that was a state and that was a state trial federal you cannot gotcha yeah and then the second piece is that there's a this is what sorry oj was also a state the state of california and i'm sure they fucking love cameras in california and so my understanding also is that there's a at least what some of the media companies are saying is that they don't want

to necessarily poison the jury by putting out too much information about the case at a federal level to then make it so that the jurors are not able to be selected. I hope these motherfuckers are poisoned. Yeah, yeah. Poison the jury what you're basically saying is not literally kill them, which we have to say now

because motherfuckers will be getting killed. But like poison the jury in terms of like make them feel a certain way. They have to be going to this. Poison their judgment against her.

Exactly. Which we should do. Like, come on. The bitch was fucking the kids yeah i'm in the kids she's a rapist she's a rapist bro and probably uh might be some bodies oh i'm sure allegedly now i don't know if she's actually getting tried so i say allegedly for her yeah sometimes you take my allegedly out you did it she innocent for now take my allegedly out bitch did it i think she innocent bitch did it hey throw innocent, bro. Bitch did it. Take my allegedly out. Bitch did it. I think she innocent.

Bitch did it. Hey, throw that button out the fucking window. Bitch did it. Innocent. No, no, go on. So the first thing that happened was there was a bunch of human rights attorneys in Paris and New York that are basically fighting on her behalf, saying that she has unfair and cruel conditions in prison.

Yeah. So she's having to sleep under fluorescent light. She's in solitary confinement. And they're saying that it's cruel and unfair to do that to an innocent person so that was the first thing that came out other people were like bro you're in prison like it's not as bad as the other prisons like there are prisoners in jail right now that are not convicted that are having a worse time than you like so suck it up yeah yeah but then they're pointing at like the american prison system they're like how unfair is this prison system blah blah blah and they're wrapping it up in that she also has i think pretty great attorneys yeah they're acting at like the American prison system. They're like, how unfair is this prison system? Blah, blah, blah. And they're wrapping it up in that.

She also has, I think, pretty great attorneys. Yeah. They're acting like she's not going to beat the case. Yeah. Why don't we just see where this money came from? Like, follow the money. Like, didn't she have these big ass accounts, like $20 million, $10 million in them? Do you guys remember?

I think the last thing I heard is her net worth is valued right now, like on books, is like $22 million. Okay. So where does the $22 million come from? Like, you can figure that out. Money has to get transferred to your bank account from where let's just follow that money and if that money comes from a motherfucker that was at that island banging them kids we need to ask you why he gave you 10 why did prince andrew give you five million dollars so now i think her defense based off what i understand is that basically they're gonna say that she they're gonna basically blame everything on Epstein

they're going to point to the empty chair and be like yo this guy did everything she's actually a victim of Epstein that Epstein like mentally manipulated her

he was like gaslighting her he like took her from her family isolated her blah blah blah didn't let her have contact with the outside world the white woman defense

and then basically that she was recruiting young girls and she was talking to women to have him work for Jeffrey Epstein. Either as masseurs, which isn't illegal to get a girl to say, hey, do you want to be a masseuse? Either as nannies, which isn't illegal to say, hey, do you want to be a nanny? And basically bringing women in that she did not know was going to be sexually exploited.

So she was kidnapped as well. Yeah. Emotionally manipulated. On top of not knowing what she was actually doing, she was kidnapped as well. Emotionally manipulated. On top of not knowing what she was actually doing, she was also a victim. And also, if she only had some money to herself where she could leave this operation and not continue working for him,

that would be pretty easy. But then maybe she's afraid of being killed, etc. Yeah, I guess. Jeffrey Epstein is a crazy guy. He's a maniac. He's a psychopath. And he is the reason Why she's in the position That she's in

And if she You're gonna let her walk If you If you think she has dirt On everybody And like a fucking What do you call it Like a dead man switch

Or whatever they call it Yeah yeah yeah Then you gotta let her walk That shit don't exist She's gonna walk Dead man switch Such bullshit Everybody with dead man switch

Nothing comes out right Epstein got gotten Ain't no dead man switch They got to the dead man switch They switched that shit off How The dead man switch As you die It comes out That's? Epstein ain't got ain't no dead man switch. They got to the dead man switch. They switched that shit off. How? The dead man switch is you die, it comes out.

That's what they were figuring out while they were torturing him in that cell. Nah, bro. This is... And then they're also going to dispute what grooming is.

So they're going to say you groomed these young girls. You're going to be like I talked to girls and hired them. That's grooming? I didn't know what he was doing. I was a mentor to these women

and now I'm grooming them? There is an allegation that in the Epstein documentary, I think on Netflix, that one of the girls was saying she and Epstein raped me together. So that's like a damage. Yeah, that was Virginia Giuffre, who I don't think is actually involved

in this current trial. Virginia Giuffre is the one that was with Prince Andrew, right? Yeah. And I don't think she's one of the four defendants? How the fuck not? Or not defendants Yeah. And I don't think she's one of the four defendants. How the fuck not? Or not defendants. Yeah, I don't understand.

That's the big dog. We're waiting for another trial? Just try her for everything at once. Yeah, I don't know how that works. And that's the other thing they could end up doing. They could try her for specific things

that she can get off. You know what I mean? Like, we don't even know if this is something recent or this is goes back to her time in like what was it west palm or just palm beach okay right so like i think it's palm beach it's just so this could be just palm beach right and the accusations could be just palm beach right and they could know that there's no proof of what she actually did in palm beach it could

have nothing to do with like luring bitches into the fucking Upper East Side place that they got. So we're looking at this going, oh yeah, Ghislaine was with him throughout the entire time and they were guilty of like luring these women in and having these sex parties and yada yada yada. They could be trying her for one year of shit that happened in Palm

Beach, which is the most easy to beat. What is it? Beat? Which could be the most easy to beat. Right. it? Beat? Which could be the most easy to beat. Right. They potentially could also be trying to extradite her to England where she's from originally, but also like Epstein had a house in London where apparently

some crimes occurred also, so they might be trying to create a case against her to extradite her. So there's all these different things. This isn't the internet when it comes to like... They're not getting this girl, yo. They're not getting this girl, yo. Yeah, she walking. They're not getting this girl, yo. She walking. 100%.

She walking, yo. Possible. Name a girl. Like, how do we not know one girl who's gonna stay in trial? That's crazy. Also... We don't know one name.

I think they're trying to stay private. But they already put out the video. They were already talking in front of the camera. Some of the... I think only one or two of them

have like gone public with their names. The other two have chosen to stay anonymous. Oh, I remember the girl with the crazy teeth, the crooked ass teeth. You remember that girl? You're talking about

Escaping Epstein from the documentary? Yes. I don't know how many of those women are the actual defendants. Why not? Yeah, why not? I don't understand why not.

You don't go on Netflix and say you got raped and then when it's time to deliver judgment to the rapist, you're not there. Also understand why not you don't go on Netflix and say you got raped and then when it's time to deliver judgment to the rapist you're not there also how are you going to find

jury members who are completely unfamiliar with this case everybody poisoned we all got Netflix we all had it during the pandemic we watched everything

yo I got a real question for y'all do you think okay do you think the people that went to the island knew that they were

underage? Yes. 100%? 90, I'm sure you found out somewhere along the way. Do you think that they knew that they were underage as much as someone who goes to like fucking Dominican Republic or Colombia for like bachelor parties and doesn't ask the age of the girls that show up. Interesting.

I'm just saying like you hear all these stories of like girls that like, oh yeah, I started stripping when I was 17. Like nobody at a strip club ever asked the girl who's tripping how old they are. Now I'm not trying to cap for the people that went to the islands. What I am trying to do is understand intention. You know what I mean? So if like I don't think tiger woods went if malcolm gladwell one of these motherfuckers goes to the island is he going oh this is the kid fucking island

i think if you've been there more than once you've heard also if you're going post 2008 when epstein was convicted of also fucking true yeah i think he was convicted of like molestation or like like crimes against children. I can't associate with that guy. Yeah, 100%. Accused of crimes against children? So you know what time it is. But prior to that...

There's plausible deniability, but I still think you probably found out somewhere. I'm just saying, you never heard people saying they went to fucking Brazil and like, oh, the strip clubs are crazy. Are you IDing these bitches? No,'re not yeah like you hear these crazy stories but this is different this is remember obama started country we remember obama's like security went was in brazil and they got caught going to the brothel or some shit i don't remember the secret service

secret service they got caught going to the brothel it's like you really think the secret service is ibn these brazilian bitches you just assume a part of the institution. But this is different. The rules are different, fam. It could be 16 there. But this is, you all speak English. You all talk. You know where you're from. You're from America.

Let me just get reactions. You're from America. You know the rule is 18 here. Do you go by their rules over there? If you choose to. Like, I'm not saying it's ethical or not ethical, but like, if you want to, if you're going to go to some other country, drink when it's 18. It's like, oh, it's illegal to drink in America when it's 21. I'm just saying it's ethical or not ethical, but, like, if you're going to go to some other country and drink when it's 18, it's like,

oh, it's illegal to drink in America when it's 21. I'm just saying. Okay, go. This is America is what I was going to say. And if you're in Brazil, it's a whole different culture, a whole different language. I don't know how to communicate with these people. You're talking to American girls on Epstein Island for the most part.

You can communicate with these people. If I'm having a conversation with a child, it's a lot easier to find out if we're having a conversation and this is a girl that speaks English. Brazil, you're just like, this is all different. I don't know what the fuck she's saying. She doesn't know what I'm saying. I've never been in this country. The whole culture is different. I know there's

strip clubs everywhere. I don't know if they're vetting. It's easier to find out when it's an American dude bringing you over to a place full of Americans. Of course it's easier to find out. There's no question about that. I just think that most people are will course, it's easy to find out. There's no question about that. I just think that most people are willfully ignorant when they go to these places. Very willfully. They go to Brazil.

They go to Colombia. They go to these places where, you know, you're going to go and there's girls. Cuba, Dominican Republic, where, like, there's just girls around. Like, I don't know if they're asking for birthdays and that kind of stuff like that. And I don't think that they're going there to fuck kids. Jesus. So it looks like the age of consent in Colombia is 14 years. Boy.

Now, based on your rules, I know you're not saying this, but based on what someone could interpret, you're saying, well, yeah, it's okay over there. I don't think you believe that. It violates my personal moral code, and I think if someone does that they're a scumbag but also like if they're not breaking laws

what are you gonna do against them so what I'm more talking about is the dudes that do you know their parties and shit they go over there they're not even asking questions there could be 16 year old fucking girls

they're just lined up and they're out here going Epstein wasn't killed what is it Epstein piece of shit Epstein this it's like fam you're doing the same thing

in Spanish I mean at the very least i think guys in general just ignorant regardless of age when they go to another country for sex tourism that they're complicit in like sex trafficking yeah you just want to fuck some colombians yo yeah i'm in colombia i want to fuck some latinas i think they know they're doing some fucking palm beach to fuck white girls, you know they're kids. You know what I mean? But they're going to an island. Where is this island? Full of white girls? That's not, do you mean like, eh? I don't know.

To me, I don't think that white girls deserve to be fucked more than white girls. No, not at all. Not at all. That seems weird. But I'm saying if you're flying to, if you're going to whorehouses in Colombia or Brazil, it's like, yo, I'm just trying to fuck some Latin.

You already know you're doing something illegal. If you're flying to an island you're going to whorehouses in Colombia or Brazil, it's like, yo, I'm just trying to fuck some Latin. You already know you're doing something illegal. If you're flying to an island to fuck a bunch of American girls, take race out of it, just American girls who speak English, I'm probably on an island for a weird fucking reason. Yeah. There's whorehouses around me everywhere, and I'm a powerful guy. I could access some high-class bitches. Yeah. High-class whores. Yeah, yeah.

So why am I going to this island with American girls? I'm saying I don't think they really have plausible deniability. Got you. I got you. I'm with you on that. I'm just saying like there's this huge outrage about the island

and the girls and it's disgusting and we should be outraged. But we all know motherfuckers that go to places for sex tourism. And we all know motherfuckers who are not asking ideas at these places.

Right. Those people are disgusted by Epstein. Yeah. They are repulsed by him. Think that he is a fucking monster. While they are filling the pockets of the Hispanic version of Epstein in these places. Fair enough.

That's the thing that I find a little peculiar. He's not the only one that got fucking teenagers banging adults. Right. So you're not as much trying to exonerate the people who went to fc and i what a disgusting piece of shit for fucking teenagers on an island oh when is your bachelor party oh where are we going dominica republic yeah all right bet yeah yeah yes disgusting for fucking those young girls but there are people out here that should not be

calling him out for it. Put it that way. I think there's also a difference between being complicit in the sex trafficking and doing the sex trafficking. I think those people should get different jail sentences. He's saying, I think, don't judge other motherfuckers.

Who are you judging Bill Clinton? Who are you judging all these motherfuckers on a plane? I thought you were more exonerating the guys who went to Epstein Island as opposed to accusing these guys of being hypocrites. For me, it's always the hypocrisy. And if that wasn't clear, my bad. But it's just like,

you know you specifically went to places because it was easy to fuck these bitches. Yep. And you know you're not asking the fucking price. They also ask themselves probably like, they justify their own thing based off their own intention. Like this is like, you know, where they're like,

oh, I'm going to South America to have sex with women. And I don't care really what their ages are. I'm not going to ID them, but I'm going there to have sex with women. Whereas these people are going to the island to abuse kids. That's true, but you are to the point is that i've stuck with me is you are still lining the pockets of their epstein yeah and they're also abusing kids like if you go to like south america whatever you got it in your head they're women but they're kids potentially and i bet you there's summer kids and summer adults and i bet you there's probably motherfuckers

that went to epstein shit like hey i'm going to this island to fuck women. Because here's the thing. A lot of people got to understand. There are parties around the world where women are just brought there to fuck the guys at the party. That's not a that's not like an abstract concept here. Like there are parties where it's a few guys that are there And then there are women that are just funneled into the party And their job Is to fuck whoever's there

That's your job They're paid for These girls could be Russian They could be Brazilian They could be American They could be Cuban They could be whatever the fuck they are But they're women that do not have opportunities in life

And they're there to fuck the rich guys that are at the party yeah to look at this as this only happens on epstein island is to be willfully ignorant to what goes on every single weekend around the world right like every weekend that's true like you go out and party in new york they're legal you go out and party in new york you go to one of these nightclubs they're women they're just paid to hang out by the bottles. They get money. They're paid. They're not supposed to fuck the people.

But please believe sometimes they get fucked. Now, it's their choice. But I would imagine that the girls who give up some pussy more often get paid more often to be at the party. Right. They're more fun. They get flown around. Yeah. Like, sex tourism exists yeah we're

completely okay with it and we're focusing just on this like one specific instance because it's got all these powerful people involved and it's got the age what i'm saying is the age thing exists everywhere okay yeah like you go to you go to it's disgusting parts of like southeast asia and shit like that's the whole game you're not going there for how old the women look yeah like everywhere it's disgusting parts of like Southeast Asia and shit like that's the whole game you're not going there for how old the women look yeah

like the people that go to like where like Thailand and they age the best like if there's one place you can fuck an old woman and she don't look young it's Asia

and they still want the young you think it just hits closer to home because it's happening in our country also like if it's happening these guys are pieces of shit if they're doing it

in Southeast Asia they're fucking gross they're monsters at these parties but it's gonna hit closer to home if it's happening, these guys are pieces of shit. They're doing it in Southeast Asia. They're fucking gross. They're monsters at these parties. But it's going to hit closer to home if it's happening in fucking Florida. Or an island with girls from Florida. You know, Clintons, obviously. Yeah, that do. That absolutely does do.

It hits so many different things perfectly. It confirms people's idea also of like rich people. Confirmation. All of people that are all connected through this pedophilic sacrifice, whatever else. Rich people are bad. Politicians are bad. All these rich elites, they're doing fucked up things.

I don't have that stuff because I'm not willing to do those fucked up things. The only way you can get there is if you do fucked up things. What? The perfect story to convince me that I'm 100% right? That's awesome. Now i can forget about it go get married where am i gonna do my bachelor party fuck seigon seems like a good place yeah no i'm just i don't know maybe there is hypocrisy is there something yeah again i again i thought

you were more trying to explain away the people went to fc's at fc now and no i think they knew but the hypocrisy i see i guess yeah i guess what i'm trying to say away the people who went to Epstein Island, and no, I think they knew. But the hypocrisy I see. I guess, yeah, I guess what I'm trying to say is, like, whether they knew or they didn't know, their willful ignorance is a problem. Yeah. That's fair, too. Yeah, I think that's a problem. Like, if you know it could...

Yeah, you gotta be vigilant, yo. And, honestly, it's probably worse if you're a powerful person, because you got a lot of shit to lose. So, like, you should be more vigilant about this kind of thing i'm curious what the pretext is also like i wonder if epstein because he's trying to blackmail people allegedly that's the way i understand like he's trying to get dirt on people so if he's bringing people down being like oh yeah like i have some friends that are also coming to hang out like they they're all cool like talk to them if you want and then the girls are like super extra like they're not paying

for it they're just like wow like you know jeff's friend is like super nice to me i guess she's into me that's so cool so it depends on if he's trying to trap these people which then absolves some of the people potentially of their intent whereas some people are going like yo i'm going with jeffrey epstein i'm about to bang a bunch of kids those people obviously fit into me like a different box yeah i mean think about if it's a trap the last thing you want to do is incriminate somebody until afterwards yeah it's like if i'm trying to poison you i don't go hey here's some poison in your food enjoy it yeah you do the exact opposite this is the best food ever whatever so delicious so you just say yo these are my friends that just came in or they're in town

and they're gonna come part of this is that cool like i know you're married but like they're gonna come hang is that fun yeah so i'm assuming if epstein's trying to get these people which to me it seems like he is most people seem to believe that as well yeah so are all the people that ever went to the islands that had sex with women there are they all guilty of the same thing i'm like they all did the same fucked up thing but if epstein's trying to trap them that's different than if they're going there on their own volition trying to just try and bang kids yeah and now you got one of these motherfuckers that you know really likes it and you get your hooks in yeah that prince andrew is like hey i really enjoyed that specific type of party yeah yeah

we're gonna have more of those and you're like oh he's mine yeah you keep feeding the beast feeding the beast and now you got him and you can do whatever the fuck you want with him yeah yeah that could be the game it could be the key. The game could have been just bait. Like he could have had above aged girls there too. I'll bring everyone in. And then the people that happen to filter into this creepy fucking pedophilic shit. Then he's like, oh yeah, they're mine. Yeah. Hopefully he's a rich guy.

Hopefully he's connected to the Royals. And I'm only inviting rich connected people. Yeah. So one of those dudes drinks a little bit, gets a little loose. Starts talking to a teabopper. Hooks in. Yeah. so one of those dudes drinks a little bit gets a little loose starts talking to a teeny bopper hooks in but yeah I mean people that are complicit in sex tourism in general I don't think they are completely self actualized

what do you mean by that? they're going to some third world country going like I'm going to be involved in prostitution at the very least oh self actualizing self awareness they're going away to do illegal shit and they're not really thinking about too much because it makes them feel weird no one goes and bangs a bunch of prostitutes that have dubious agents comes back like yes yeah i did it i had a great time you have to cope with it actually to be

honest mark i'm they do bro it's bro it's crazy oh man we were down there taking down four four each something like that five of us like it's crazy that the stories they're paying for it but they're still like yeah i mean i had that joke about the strip clothes like anytime guys would brag about strip clothes i'm like you paid them like i don't understand why are you bragging about paying for shit yeah i mean that's how i feel anytime someone comes back from a trip and they're like bragging like all right yeah in the back of my mind i'm like you spent a lot of money and didn't get any pussy yeah strip club wise yeah anyway that has been another episode of flagrant 2 uh make sure you check us out on patreon patreon.com slash flagrant 2 new episode every single friday uh go check that shit out

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