Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Goonie Goo Goo feat. Francis Ellis & Yannis Pappas

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

This week the Andrew, Akaash, Kaz, and special guests, Yannis Pappas & Francis Ellis discuss: Murphy making Mayweather numbers, Andrew in Montreal, Comedy fame, and much more! INDULGE!!! Want to hear more? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2

What's up everybody and welcome to the Patreon episode of Flagrant 2 No easy buckets Analysis by assholes Water cooler commentary for your sports needs The background is changing It's all good You know what I mean

Well you'll figure it out But listen We started getting drunk during a regular episode You know it's a marathon episode We lost Kaz We don't know where the fuck Kaz is probably eating out his fucking hands okay oh you missed that you weren't here last oh yeah so basically kaz girl got upset with him because she he was sleeping and he was eating out his hands in his dream like in his dreams and his girl got that upset and we were like bro

how are you upset how is she upset at you you're so faithful that even in your wet dream you please the girl like be careful yo watch that wire right there dog you see because that's connected to the tv all the way closed all the way closed to the TV All the way close on the door So We just wanted to give an au revoir To Francis Francis Ellis

Stay in for the pic Kaz you go on that side right there He leaves his seat warm as fuck I don't know what he does but that shit mad warm when he gets up It's called weighing 200 pounds dog So stay back there. Stay back there. You sit down, Kaz.

You go in between them, and you just take a wide, and then we're going to talk about this. Listen, this is a marathon nap. We need to get this out because I'm going to Japan. Let's go. On Friday. Let's go. All right? I'm going for like 10 days, 11 days.

You know what I mean? Get out there in the world, gang. All right? Chuck it up. Cut those assholes thai. All right. So Francis, yo, make sure you check out Francis' podcast called Oops.

Everywhere podcasts are found. Yeah. That's great. And I'll be on it when I come back. When I come back from Japan, we'll make it happen. All right. Francis, your name on Instagram is? Francis C.C. Ellis. Francis C.C. Ellis.

Okay. And then Twitter it is? Francis C. Ellis. Ellis. Francis C.C. Ellis. Okay, and then Twitter it is? Francis C. Ellis. Francis C. Ellis, one C. Make sure you do it. Find it. Thank you so much. Francis, I still want to cook that thing up, man. This is Patreon so we can talk a little bit about it. But I want to

start, you know how in sports they have or basketball players, they have the Players' Tribune? I want to start the Comics Tribune. And you know how in like sports they have like uh or basketball players they have the players tribune i want to start the comics tribune and i and you know francis is a great writer and he claims to be a great editor and i think it'd be great if francis was involved in that in some way or shape or form and shaping it but i want a place when a comic has a beef with something you know if louis ck wants to make a statement If Dina Hashem Wants to talk about Her experience That's great I want a place

Where we can talk And it's not going To be politicized By anybody Well obviously Kaz We got another journalist In the building We got to protect

Schultz for the comic culture Come on man We're going for the comedy culture You know what I realized And this is what pissed me off About Judd Apatow It's like comedy's been So good to me

He's not a comic No no it's like Comedy's been so good to me So I could never really be critical of a comic unless I knew he stole or I knew he was bad. But when Jug came out against P. Good, for instance, when Jug came out against fucking Louie and shit and didn't even really know what the whole context was,

it was like, yo, comedy's been so good to you. It's been so good. Yeah. I think he was letting his personal feelings about Lou, because I don't think he likes Louis. From what I understand, he hates Louis. But yeah, it's like- That makes a lot more sense. I mean, how much are you going to kick a guy, you know?

At least I can have context for his lashing out. Whereas before, I was just like, he struck me as a type of guy who loved stand-up, but could never be a good stand-up and was good at something else. But it always- He still thinks he's a stand-up. It's like, bro, that's- That's not what you do. You did stand-up. You aren't a stand-up, but like could never be a good stand-up and was good at something else. But it always, he still thinks he's a stand-up. It's like, bro, that's, you did stand-up. You aren't a stand-up. That's what I told him.

A couple guys went out of their way to just kick him out. Yeah. You're not a stand-up. No, I said, I was like, listen, I was like, you backed into this. You know what I mean? Like everything you say

affects the guys that aren't you. That's not wrong. Like you enable canceling people for jokes. What do you think happens to these guys that do $1,500 weekends in Utah? So what did he say when you said all that? Because I heard you said that to him. I was like, yeah.

He's like, yeah. Where did you hear that from? Somebody at the cellar was saying like you went up and you were like, hey, that's not cool. Yeah. He was sitting at the back table and just talking to everybody. I was like, yo, what's up with the thing with Louie? I didn't like jump down his throat. I was like, just explain to me.

Talk to me about it. You know? know and it's like i just need to know where you're standing i just don't need to know where you are i don't think you're gonna do anything for my career yeah i don't think not that i care for you to do anything i care about comedy at the end of the day so it's just like what's up and he was like yeah i just thought it was an inappropriate joke and it's like that's not up not up to you. It's not your decision. Who are you? It's up to the audience. Godfather of comedy?

He's done a lot of work with survivors of Parkland, and I respect that. That's fine. But at the same time, it's like, you don't got to. But he's telling a joke. Exactly. In a comedy club.

And he's right. You would pick the fattest kid to put in front of you. Yeah, but he's telling. If you need a shield That was a kid I would pick a fat kid That would be the most shield Yeah 100% Yeah you can't

You would pick a skinny kid No you just can't Pick out the things You don't like Because they affect you personally And say this person Shouldn't be able to say this Man come on

Because if everyone does that Then nobody can tell any jokes Son there's no more comedy So what did he say though When you asked him that You know he was just like Yeah I just felt like, you know, it was inappropriate, the joke, and I was like, yeah, but you have to understand

you're enabling a cancel culture that doesn't affect you. You are affected zero by this culture. Akash is. Well said. So you have to look out for Akash, because comedy's been good to you. You know what I mean? Like, Akash needs that weekend. And what did he say as that?

He just kind of shrugged it off and kind of... He's like, yeah, you know, I just was... I have a little close connections with these kids and I was like, yeah, but it doesn't matter.

You have to understand like it means more. What you do means something to people and you're enabling it and then it affects us all. It's really what I'm saying. It might not affect me

but it's going to affect somebody who's just getting into selling tickets. Do you think he was virtue signaling a little bit? Like, hey, I'm a great guy. Let everybody see how much I'm popular. It's so popular to shit on Louis. And that's the one thing that I get with people that have such a huge fucking platform and are so fucking famous.

It's almost like they have pressure from people. Like, oh my God, you have to say something, Judd. You don't. You have to say something Judd You don't You have to say it And you don't You really fucking don't Like especially if you're Like somebody who

Loves stand up And loves like the culture Of comedy as much as You claim to Like it's like bro Like you should be The one telling people Like you know

It's really not my place It's really not my place If you understand You don't have to say Anything about it You don't have to tweet A single thing You don't know what

You know he's just Trying to make people laugh At the end of the day And people did laugh So It's just one of those things It's just one of those things He was reasonable with it

Like listen You say what you want about Judd That motherfucker executes Yeah It's like he does the hardest thing in this business Put a lot of money in people's pockets too Simple as that Always respect

Everybody got ideas for sketches Everybody got ideas for movies Very few people do them. He's going to do the things that most comics won't do, which is write the script. Yeah. Most comics aren't going

to write the one page. They're not going to write the description of the show. They're not going to do the pitch. That motherfucker will do it. And that's where he is where he is. Simple as that.

Does he write them or does Seth write them? I heard he does more of an outline, right? He does something. In the beginning, he did it. You don't get there by accident in the beginning you do it and then eventually you earn the ability to not

I'm not knocking that my only knock was you can't come for us because we've been good to you we being comedy we've been good to you it takes a certain amount of,

I don't know if it's gall or if it's balls or what, to show up to the comedy club the next week after you do that. Because he knows, I mean, first of all, I think he knows he's not talking to nobody when he talks to you,

but he also knows where he is. He's in, he's coming back home after talking shit about the family. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, so I think he was with him Extra like

Yeah I get where you're coming from But Here's where I'm coming from I think he was more like Political or whatever the word is Cause he He's saying it in a comedy We're at the cellar

That's the fucking mecca That's the haven for comics That's the place to protect Louis Yeah That's the place to protect Louis Because we believe in freedom of speech I don't agree with 90% of the people on that Louis Because we believe In freedom of speech I don't agree with 90% of the people

On that stage But I believe in this And Just walking back in there And we'll let you in too But you're gonna have to Deal with everybody else Yeah

Yeah I mean you know I think the thing That got overlooked Is like there was somebody Who recorded a set At a thing It's like That was illegal probably

Yeah that's like The worst part about it It probably took cell phones Before that And like all these things it did well in the room same shit with it did well in the room

that whole concept when it was what's his name from Daniel Tosh it was like it did well in the room the whole room was laughing he wasn't telling it

to be recorded for everyone to hear and judge that's why it's an issue yeah if it doesn't do well in the room they're okay

the issue is when it does well in the room, they're okay. Thank you. The issue is when it does well in the room. They can't, nobody can stand being laughed at. It drives them fucking nuts. So an innocent comment made somewhere with no laughter, they can stomach. But when a whole room full of people is laughing at the person you love and the person who you are they're like i need to get back i need payback i need payback against this evil person yeah louis comeback is gonna be something yo low-key that motherfucker is mad brave son because imagine everyone thought you were a rapist and you were still just walking around dog he addressed like yeah he had a line i forget what the line is but he said something

like i really think he's a rapist son these bitches think he's i mean he's weird like i mean because that's what he is like the tear of like i know the canceled and the and the whole time's up shit like but for some reason very low on the board it is but he's like high on the board son I think it's because he was such a hero to everybody

because he was successful and he would grandstand a bit and he would judge everybody else and there was something I was the number one guy shitting on Louie before I was just like

he to me he was not a great entertainer I always thought Bill Burr is as smart as Louie and much more entertaining Louie I wanted to like and I could never finish a special. Every time I was like, I'm just bored.

But I think there was also something about his comedy that was kind of like looking down at a lot of people. And I think when you find out he's just this fucking whatever, it's like, oh, we feel betrayed by you. And that kind of condescending thing, now we're going to bring that wrath down. Yeah, that could be it. And it was early in the Me Too. And it wasn't as ridiculous as it used to be. When it was hot, when every week it was somebody, he was one of the first big ones out there. So it's going to take a while.

And he also made the big mistake that they all make of writing those long, embarrassing fucking apology letters. Nobody cares about those apologies. It just makes you look worse. It's like admitting you did something wrong, especially when you didn't do... With what you did is not commiserate to the punishment they're asking for. And then you apologize on top of that.

It's like you're fucking admitting it. You're going like, you guys are right, I'm a rapist. When it's like, you're just a fucking creep. He's a creepy motherfucker, bro. You know what line won me back over from Louis? He got on stage and he said to the audience, I like to jerk off

and I don't like being alone. That's so good. Yeah, yeah, that is great. That's so good. Yeah. I forgot who said this, but now it's impossible. But somebody said

Bill Cosby should have did the same shit. What? He tried to. A girl walked off to the bathroom at his show and he said, don't leave your drink open around me or something like that. Some wild shit. Yeah, He tried to. A girl walked off to the bathroom at his show and he said, don't leave your drink

open around me or something like that. Some wild shit. Yeah, like, I was like, yo, Bill Cosby went back to stand up and just lean the fuck in.

Like, and he was a free man, obviously. Like, it would have been awesome. I think it would have been awesome. Yo, what if he just started cursing? Oh. If he just,

I've been holding this in. But that's the thing, though. I was holding it in because I was raping all these girls. But fuck. Fuck, man. Damn Damn it worked as a cover for 40 years You didn't suspect shit If you ask any black person in the industry

They'll tell you Bill was about to buy NBC And then all of a sudden this news leaked On some Miko Grimes NFL type shit Why would that Why wouldn't people care Why would people care if he bought NBC or not It's conspiratorial shit. But just back to like,

you know how like in certain cultures, like Japanese culture, like they're super polite because they let them fuck with like tentacle porn. Like they give that ability to do that. You're allowed to do that. Maybe that was his tentacle porn. Maybe that,

that his rape shit enabled him to be the best clean comic ever. I mean, it's kind of... And he managed to bury him. He saves, but he rapes. He saves, but he rapes. No, I'm not saying it's good. I'm just saying he had that evil outlet

so he could be this clean super guy. I just think he might be a dirtbag. Every clean comic I come across, I admire it. First of all, I admire it, but I'm going like, what are you hiding? Bargatze. All of them. I know Bargatze personally. What is Nate Hiding? I don't know why I fuck with Bob's.

You ever drink with him? No, I talk to him. He's wild. He goes wild. Like what? What does he do? He'll say some wild stuff. He'll curse. What kind of wild stuff? Nothing. Just wild. He's just, you know, he goes wild. Yeah. Like what? What does he do? He'll say some wild stuff. He'll curse. Yeah. What kind of wild stuff? I mean, nothing, you know, just wild.

Just not the stuff you see in his act. What kind of wild stuff? Good man. Give us a type of answer. Good man. That type of answer. Yo, what's up? This is Akash.

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