Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Guy smashing ADULT Stuck in an 8 YEAR OLDS body… illegal?

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

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What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. I don't think there's anything wrong with looking. Nope. I don't think there's anything, especially since the algorithm is feeding it to you. Feeding it. God. Feeding it. It's really feeding it to you. No, but I don't think looking—

Let me put these on in case I got to lie. Oh, you're gonna have to. Okay, okay. So now, once you engage in a comment or a line... That's crossing the line, maybe. That's betrayal. That's crossing the line. That's betrayal.

That's betrayal. That's crossing the line, maybe, though. But what do you mean? So what kind of content are you liking? What if some fat titties are out, but it's like free Palestine? Exactly. Can you comment? That's what I'm talking about.

Can you comment a blue square? Boing! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But can you comment on that? No, you can never comment. You can never comment? Never comment. I don't think so. Never comment? No, no, no. But can you comment on that? No, you can never comment. You can never comment? Never comment. I don't think so.

Never comment? What about like? What? Hit the person. How are you not prepared for this? How are those? How are those? I got my hater blockers on.

I'm good. How are those? No. As long as it's not a thirst trap, you can like. That's what I, no. As long as it's not a thirst trap, you can like. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. If it's not a thirst trap,

you can like. They're all thirst traps. No, no, no. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Thank you. They're all thirst traps. That's not true.

I'm like, graduated college or some shit like that. That's not true, yeah. He never went to college. You have never liked a girl who graduated college picture on Instagram 100%. I'm going to start shooting everywhere.

I'm just letting you know. I'm going to start loading the ammo. I never said that you like now, but in the past. How you see my legs? Because every single slut I look on Instagram, you got to like that picture. So you were looking at all the sluts. What? We said we were looking at that sucker bird.

Looking at that sucker bird. That sucker bird. You have to go into the page and see the legs. Go on me. Go on me. Ready? I'm not in the frame. We said we're looking at that sucker bird. Looking at that sucker bird. You have to go into the page to see the likes. Go on me. Go on me. Ready? I'm not in the frame. You be like that.

I had to hit him with the home improvement right there. Not that home improvement, Pamela. Pamela, not that home improvement, okay? We do not approve of that. See, but I'd never go into the tags. Going into the tags is crazy. Who would do that? Who would do that?

Yo, who would go into a tag picture and then see something from a tag picture and then follow them and look at their page? Yeah, that's wild. That's crazy. What are you guys talking about? Give me these fucking contacts. Give me these contacts.

What are you guys talking about? What do you mean? What is happening even? What even is happening? George Washington's a criminal. No, but you can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. That's wild.

You can't do that with someone and she posts a picture with someone else? I know you're not. I know you're not. I'm trying to defend myself. You said going into the tag. Ain't nobody said you.

You said, you never looked at me. Everybody looked at me. I felt it. I felt that he, I'm saying, it's not going into the tag. Ever when he looked at me. I felt it. I felt that he... I'm saying... Peace, man. It's not going into the tag.

It was supposed to be out. It's not going into the tag. I said I was loading. I said I was loading up the clip. I told you. He wasn't prepared. Yeah, I know. You said he wasn't prepared.

He was ready. He was ready. Okay. I know it. Don't jab me up. It's coming for you next. Okay, Mark. Go.

Go. I follow a lot of male bodybuilders, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Male bodybuilders. Yes. I like fitness. They pop up on my shit, too. Yeah. Okay, Mark, go. I follow a lot of male bodybuilders, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Male bodybuilders. Yes, bro, I like fitness. They pop up on my shit, too. Yeah, sometimes it gets too much. Wait, man, which one?

It'll just be more like the shorts get shorter and shorter because they're feeding you content being like, is this the line where you want to stop? Oh. And so it gets gayer and gayer until you got to be like, ah. Because if you look at it, even if you're interested in the fitness, it just will get gayer. There's a gay pipeline that happens on Instagram.

People don't talk about this, bro. No, no, but this is gayer. There's a gay pipeline that happens on Instagram. People don't talk about this, bro. No, no, but this is actually true. There's a gay pipeline. You start getting into fitness stuff, and then it's like shorter stuff, and then it's like three guys. What do you guys do about bitches, though? No, no, hold on one second. Because I know how to get away with the thing that you're thinking about. That was actually really good.

I was just saying, it's interesting. It is interesting. He got you so good. I fell for that shit, bro. I feel like the cartoon. Where did he go? I'm like, where I feel like the cartoon. Where did he go? I'm like, where the bitch is coming? Where did he go?

God damn it. You know the shit where they just run around a couch and then the guy stops? Yeah, you got musical chairs. Damn, I got, what? Did you just do it again? No, no, but the thing that you were talking about, about the line with the, you know, when the shorts get shorter and shorter and you don't want to watch the video because then you're telling the algorithm, keep sending me shorter and shorter. I got nothing wrong with this specific video, but I might have something wrong with the next one. That's and you don't want to watch the video because then you're telling the algorithm keep sending me shorter and shorter.

Because I have nothing wrong with this specific video, but I might have something wrong with the next video. That's what you're doing with your pants. No, but for real. This, for real? I do that? But if you want to do it with the Instagram, if you want to do an Instagram thing,

just don't look at your phone. Put it like that. No, but then it still thinks you're looking at it, bro. No, it doesn't. It's just like that. It's counting the seconds that it's all on the phone. No, but it knows when you're holding your phone. I hold it like that. And then it's like, oh, you're not looking. But everyone counting the seconds that it's all on the phone. No, it knows when you hold your phone. I hold it like that

and then it's like, oh, you're not looking. But everyone on the train is like, yo, this guy's gay as fuck. I don't know about the train.

Poor, poor, poor. Jesus Christ, dude, the train. My apologies, I didn't mean that.

No, but try that with the phone. That's serious. Just point it away. Just point it away. Anytime you don't want the algorithm to know what you're looking at, just like that. Wait, so if you like it while it's pointed away, he's good too? You are.

You are. There you are. That's a question. I'm not just playing. No, no, no. I'm not just playing. They could think that's a random life though. No, no, no.

But he cheated it. He got it. This is you trying to find a way to like pictures. No, I'm just helping the people. You addicted. I'm helping the people. You addicted. I'm addicted.

You addicted, bro. I'm addicted. You addicted to looking at all the ones I'm just helping the people. You addicted. I'm helping the people. You addicted. You addicted, bro. I'm addicted. You're addicted to looking at all the ones I'm addicted of. I'm a addict. I'm a addict. I ain't snitching on my goddamn self, Tana. Hypothetically. Hypothetically years ago.

Hypothetically years ago. Hypothetically years ago. Oh, shit. Yeah. Mark, Instagram been around for fucking three years or something like that. What was the shit that you just tried to pull

before the podcast? What happened? Remember when you were teaching us about workout dudes before the podcast? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that workout dude?

Dude. What workout guy do you want to talk about? I don't know, but he was talking about Cody KO Cody KO Natty or not

what you don't know about Natty or not who's Cody KO tall ginger motherfucker with the tattoos that's in the gyms and walks up to people

and goes are you natural or not oh yeah I didn't know his name but yeah that guy's far come on bro yeah yeah yeah I love it when he goes up to these

like women bodybuilders he's like natural or not and they all go like I'm totally natural. I'm not using ATRT or anything. That shit hits your voice first. Yeah,

that's the first thing to go. That's how we knew you were on some shit. What do you mean? Do you think your voice actually changed though? No. 100%.

I didn't do zero. He's all high now. Yeah, yeah. Be honest. I wish I did zero voice. I really wish I did. Mark,. He's all high now. Yeah, yeah. I wish I did steroids. I really wish I did. Mark, you gained 40 pounds of muscle. Yeah.

Look at me now. Now he's cutting. Now he's using cutting steroids. What is that? He's off of it, clearly. He deflated super quick. No, but he got in good shape. That's different steroids.

Yo, you didn't have to say it like that. God, really. This guy works so hard, bro. Son, you got eyes. Y'all gotta try my cycle, bro. He does have eyes, and they're not looking at his phone. I know, right? Like that.

But, yo, wasn't it convenient, though, that he did all that bulking while we were on the road and I had to pay for half of his fucking meals? Wasn't that kind of convenient? He really stopped as soon as the tour ended. Yeah, the tour finishes, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, I have to do my cut. He's like, no sugar now, and that's the thing I ate the most. Yeah, exactly, bro. Non-stop. That's genius, dog.

We're not in a recession. I'm cutting. You know what I mean? If I can't get food, that's what it is. Oh, yeah. You just got to pretend where you're at. That's actually very fiscally smart. Yeah, exactly.

That is true, bro. It's a fucking bull market. I'm going to bulk up. That's how it goes. This is an economic weight loss strategy. It's a bulk market. This is'm going to bulk up. That's how it goes. This is an economic weight loss strategy. It's a bulk market. This is actually smart. I could do this.

I think it's like a fucking weight loss program. Okay, what about you, Akash? You liking bitches' pics or what? No, I like nothing, bro. Yeah, he looks very quiet, bro. He was insanely quiet. Yeah, yeah. Come on, though.

He was insanely quiet. Take a look at this. Hey. You ever like one by accident because you're low blood sugar and your thumb shakes? Yeah, and you cum on your phone? No, no. I'm good about that. How do you like one by accident because you're low blood sugar and your thumb shakes? Yeah, and you call on your phone? No, no, I'm good about that. I'll be like that.

Nah. Do you ever check out like old work that you might have missed out on? Oh, yeah, yeah. What are we talking about? I'm telling you, I got it. What are we talking about? I'm not going to quit to everybody. What are we talking about?

I'm not supposed to do that? No. I got no old work. I missed out on all of it. No, you know. Anytime I'm not supposed to do that? No. I got no old work. I missed out on all of it. No. Anytime I'm looking at somebody, that's work I missed out on. That's the worst.

That's the worst that hits. Ooh, that was actually a good rationality to say right there that he never had any work so it's all old work. They're all work I missed out on. Ooh.

The whole world is work. No, that was good. Hey, the whole world is work I missed out on. Any girl that you look at. What about you, Al? Son, I can't get none of these girls.

That's how it goes. That's how I never want them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so self-deprecating. I feel like you just slid out of it by hating yourself. Would you ever be in the comments like Indian as fuck about it? Show me Bob and Vagine. Show me what?

Bob and Vagine. Oh, Bob. Vagona. No, I just say marry me. What did he say? Bob and Vagine. Bob and Vagine? Like boob and vagina.

Oh, boob is Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how Indians say it. Oh, yeah. That was good. Would you ever get down like that or not? No, no, no. You was never crazy in the comments?

Back in the day. We're talking about like single days. Like what would you say back in the day? Back in the day. To be talking about like single days. Like what would you say back in the day? Back in the day. To be cute, but just to let them know. You know what I mean? I think I kept it Indian and was just like, hey, let's get married. You would just go straight up, let's get married.

I would be so silly to be clear it's a joke or whatever, but I would just be silly. But you meant it though. Probably on some level. You know what I mean? Would you ever comment? I'm a little bitch. No, but you were looking for marriage. You were looking for marriage though. were looking for marriage, though.

There was nothing wrong with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would never be like flirty, look like fresh mud or anything like that. Would you never do that? Never? No. Son, I gotta look at some of my worst things

I commented on back in the day. I probably had some bad shit that I thought was nice. I'm sure it's all brutal. Son, the way I abused the sunglasses emoji, bro. I thought that was the coolest shit that ever existed, bro. I would start the DM

with the sunglasses. Like, when she hit it, just... You know what I mean? Like, that... Bro, no, I'm sorry. This me in any girl's DM back in the day,

I gotta make sure that my wife didn't get this one. I was abusing this me. any any girl's DM back in the day I gotta make sure my wife didn't get this one I was abusing this me you ready just a blind mouse that's it get the grip ready

yeah no that was if I didn't know what to say I didn't know how to be clever I didn't know anything I was doing sunglasses they said some shit I didn't even understand

sunglasses I remember a girl said something to me. I thought it was like, I didn't know what she was saying. So I just threw the sunglasses. And then she's like, so are we going or not? And it was like a restaurant. But I didn't know the name of the thing. So I just threw sunglasses. And she had to

follow up. She's like, so should we go? And I was like, let me Google this shit. And I was like, oh yeah, we can go. We can definitely make it out to the bar. Just fucking sunglasses no matter what? Mm-hmm. Did it work? Was it effective?

No comment. If you just throw an emoji, it's like, does it mean shit? It didn't work. Confusion works. I would just go with the flex. Wait, you would flex? No, like the flex emoji. Like the bicep one.

Yeah, that's it. Before hello, before nothing. Like I have muscles. Like that's how you start. No, like the flex emoji. Like the bicep one. Yeah, that's it. Before hello, before nothing. Like I have muscles. Like that's how you start. No, not me. I just do it. Was it a white emoji or a black emoji? Oh, it was black.

But just because all my shits are black. But yeah. But if you sent the white emoji, that would have worked better. That's even more confusing. That would have meant confusion to the man. Why does a man know about white? Why does he have it? Also, make sure you know when the emojis change colors, bro.

Huh? Because the emojis were all yellow, right? For a while, yeah. And then when did it change colors? Years ago. Okay, years. I'm just making sure you're not snitching on yourself. Come on.

Why do you got me? I'm looking up at you. It was gold in the beginning. Maybe. No, the worst shit is like, you'll be like, back in high school, I would flirt with girls

on fucking Instagram or Facebook Messenger. We know you ain't flirting with girls. No, no, no. You know I was flirting with girls, bro. This guy can flirt. Big old flirt. I'm an equal opportunity flirter.

I'll be an Applebee's girl who's got hella flare on her little apron. I'll flirt with her. I don't even care. I'll flirt with anyone. But if who's got hella flare on her little apron I'll flare with her I don't even care I'll flare with anyone but if I'm on fucking Instagram or Facebook Messenger

and like I would flare with some girl way back in the day and then five years goes by and then she'll send me like a DM like hey blah blah blah

like me and my boyfriend are in town we'd love to see a show and then I'm like oh cool and then I'll scroll up one and then look at your wrist

bro it's brutal it's brutal it's the worst. What am I doing, bro? I sometimes jerk off to my old riz. My old riz is crazy. I was atrocious.

No, bro. He didn't have no riz. That's why. My old riz was crazy back in the day. Now, there's some embarrassing ones when I was trying to be too intellectual, and I hit girls with the opening line like, logic or reason?

Ah! What does that mean? That sounds like Miles opening line. You would say something like, nah, don't do that out. Don't do that out. You're a loser, Miles. You do that.

What a loser, Miles. Logic or reason? Dude, I'm literally getting hot in the outfit thinking about how dumb that was. That's why you got that book. I need that book. I need some help. Bro. I got to put these on.

I'm so embarrassed. No, but it works. Logic or reason? That stupid shit works so much. No, no, it wouldn't work. No, logic or reason? Yeah. Hole in the ground, the box.

Oh, no, no. That worked. No, he would just ask. A hole in the ground, the box. Oh, no, no, that worked. No, he would just ask. A hole in the ground with the box? What? Fucking tell him. Put the lotion on your skin.

What are you talking about, bro? No, there was a game in that book, The Game. There was some like, like logic puzzle.

There was a hole in the ground. Would you be in the hole? I would. You know this motherfucker a virgin, bro. He ain't even done with the game.

He's handing over the book. But no, it was like some stupid like logic game that was kind of fun. The other one was this. It was like, keep it in your head, right?

Pick a number between one and five. Got it? Three. Oh, shit. All right, now pick a number between one and ten. Got it?

Seven. Nope. Oh, fuck, what was it? I did seven. You did seven. Okay. But instead of, this is maybe how insecure I am, instead of being impressed by you, I'm like, man? Seven. Nope. Oh, fuck. What was it? I did seven. You did seven. Okay. But instead of, this is maybe how insecure I am,

instead of being impressed by you, I'm like, man, I'm such a loser, dude. I'm that predictable. So it was just like, it's just a game. Like, you pick a number between one and five.

Most people pick three. And then when you go one through ten, you don't pick any of the numbers one through five because your brain just kind of picked them. So you're, and then if you get that right,

it's just like, how the fuck did that happen? It was just stupid stuff from this book, The Game. Yeah, I just ran back three again. I was like, she's not going to pick the same number twice. Or you could just do logic or reason. You almost had to give it up to him. I know, I know.

I was supposed to. I almost got rizzed out. Should we try to rizz each other on the pod? Should we have a rizz competition on the pot? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Mark, get ready. Mark is just in his seat. All right, Mark, go, go.

Rizz up our cops. Just go. No, I'm getting into it. I'm getting into it. Okay, okay, go. That's my creepy ass rizz. Hold on. Try to riz up Al

by being charming and cute and that gay shit you do. Gay, gay. What is that shit? Okay, I would probably, for Al, I would go with dove angle. Okay, go, go, go. So I'm sizing him up

and I'm looking. All of a sudden, I see the nails painted, so this is a guy that cares about his appearance or whatever. So I pull up and be like, oh my gosh, I love your nails. Where'd you get those done?

I gotta get something like that. Oh, he got me. Y'all are sluts. You and you are sluts. Y'all be getting fucked by everybody. Y'all, I would be a slut. Oh my gosh.

All they got is Tuesdays. That's why he's fucking tapping every goddamn picture. Back in the day. Back in the day. Y'all think I'm fucked? Are you guessing my numbers? Damn, I am. This motherfucker got it for me. I almost got the pussy out of him and day. Do you guessing my numbers? This motherfucker got it for me.

That is true. Oh wow, that's all it takes, huh? So why are guys overthinking this shit? Because they do fucking whatever the shit you just said. It's easy to fuck guys. You're just realizing this? It's easy to fuck guys. I wasn't giving girls pussy like that.

Maybe to the girls with some logic. Yeah, that's fine. I missed that. No, no, but yeah, I guess it is easy to fuck. All right, we got to act like women a little bit more then. Go. Out. Act like a girl.

They got some pussy you don't want to give up. Oh, okay, okay. So you're coming at me again? Okay. You like it too much. No, no. You like me risen too much. I thought you wanted me to raise him,

but now you should act like a girl who doesn't give up easily. All right, go, go, go. All right. You fuck white guys? Yo, Al, you a hoe, son. It's so easy to put you out. Bro, Al, you are a total hoe.

I'm just joking, though. I'm just joking. It's good that women are funny. Why is it? It would be over for you. It would be over for me, though. Damn, it's so easy to charm you, Al. It's good to think I'm not gay

because I want to fuck all y'all. Dude, that's crazy. Honestly, I want to hear Akash's wrist You fuck Indian guys? You know what we have to say in the matter Oh god damn Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ I mean that our parents are going to arrange our marriage That's what I mean Are you taking it? Very good Very good Very good

Okay Damn you're already Rizzing us right now You got the sunglasses on Oh Al You want some You want some Riz right now? Hold on

Do you want some Riz? You want a side of Riz? Alright Let me see what you got. You like little kids? Like a Rizzer. Yo, I'm the risen air I know what you like You like them young

Fresh and green That's why I got you Jimmy got a graduation picture for you Are you a pimp? Are you just a pimp? I'm not a pimp I just know what he You like someone with some shit

On their calf Why does that You don't like a man With some shit on his calf, Al? Yo, you know what I'm still kicking his ass. How is this flirting? Yeah, what?

How is it flirting? Look what he's doing right now, how loosened up he is right now. Come on, bro. Then you got to hit him with philosophy. Okay. Free thought or security. Uh-huh. What?

Freedom. Socialism. You had the worst rinse out of the time. Why are you saying it? Hold on, hold on. I'd rather get raped by others. We still talking though.

Hold on, hold on. I'm holding on for two. I'm just making an arranged marriage joke. Y'all taking it the wrong way. We did take it the wrong way. What does that say about us? Y'all are rapists. Okay, can I rinse out?

I don't know. Taking it the wrong way. That does that say about us? Y'all are rapists. Okay, can I Riz out? I don't know. Taking it the wrong way. That's what I got accused of. No, can I Riz out one time real quick? Okay, all right. Ready? This one. Okay.

Hey. What's up, man? I'm a woman, bro. You don't believe in gender language. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't believe in that shit, man? I'm a woman, bro. You don't believe in gender language. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't believe in that shit, man. I'm not down with that, bro.

I'm not down with that. You can't say that. Don't bring that shit up real, man. Real, dude. I would. Son, if I was a girl, I'd fuck. Goddamn, bro. But you just got gotta make you laugh.

That's what really comes down to it. I was trying to go with the sexy angle, and it didn't work. No, no, no. I love laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about tickle? What if I came and tickled you?

Nah, I can control tickle. That's a little rapey. Say what? That's a little rapey. Nah, if it's just tickle. I can control tickle. What does that mean? I can control laughing if I want to.

You do that to Kegel? No, I don't know. For some reason, I can just turn it on. So then why don't you always do that when people tickle you? Sometimes it's fun to give in to it. So when you tickle, you're faking it. No, sometimes it's fun to give in. Like, I have to fight to not laugh.

When was the last time you got tickled? You tried it on me one time. Pause. We talked about this. Yeah. Wait, what happened? Wait a second. No, we spoke about this one time, and then you tried tickling me.

Get that right armpit right now. Why are you stitching on me right now, bro? then you tried tickling Get that right armpit right now Why are you stitching on me right now? I'm just saying Get that right armpit You know, Tom's on the road Right, right, right, right Now I believe that he has no feeling there Yeah, yeah, yeah

Okay, listen guys Who's got the supreme riz though? I think I've won this one Mark, I think you won bro I ain't gonna lie Or Akash did come with a banger, bro. It was a banger. Yeah, it's a banger.

You know what's crazy? We didn't even let Dove go. Because Dove got it. They were getting too serious. It's over. They were getting too serious, bro. It's over. The point of the game is to see if you still got it.

Yeah. Yeah, and we know Dove still got it. Dove's still sharp at all times. Dove can Riz dudes. Yeah. Dove's capable of Rizding dudes. That's what truffling is. Yes. Is there a difference? Wait, he doesn. That's what truffling is. Yes.

Is there a difference? Wait, he doesn't always riz dude? Dang it. Yo, you saved him from bombing because you got hurt. I know. I mean, I'm expecting that. You let your ego get in the way of him dying. Dove figured out that all he has to do is mock whatever we said.

No, but that made it funny. That's what I'm saying. He figured this out. It murders. Stop. That shit what I'm saying. He figured this out. It murders. That shit in Morocco. What are you doing? Damn, he just made fun of my laugh.

Like, I laughed and I just... It's like, kill. It's actually kill. I'm trying to get him and then you chimed in. What's funny is that it actually bugs you a little

when he does it. We were in Paris and, like, Dub did it and then walked away and, like, everyone laughed and, like, two minutes went by and he was standing there by himself and he's like. Dub did it and then walked away. And everyone laughed. And two minutes went by. And he was standing there by himself.

And he's like, Duff really has a good little mechanism. I swear to God. That's exactly. That's exactly. I don't like this one bit. And I go, what did you say, Andrew? He goes, oh, nothing, nothing.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to get to the bottom of that, Duff. We're going to find a way around that, dub it. Oh, my God, that's so funny. King. Can we, can we, uh, no, no, I don't know if we can talk about it. We're not allowed to talk about Dub's dating life anymore. He gets really upset.

He was with a Jew in France. Hubba, nagila, hubba, nagila, hubba, nagila, hubba.ila Hamba, Nagila Hamba. That's great, dog. Nagila Hamba, Nagila Hamba, Nagila Hamba. But we're not going to talk about it. But we're not going to talk about it. Because we're not allowed to talk about his dating life. Of course.

But it is true that he did hang out. Dare minimum hung out. I mean, you guys seem like y'all made that arrangement not to talk about it. We didn't. But they weren't there, so it's not like anything they say is actually true. There's nothing factual about what you say. So you guys can't talk about it, and we just have to... Because it's all speculative.

Yeah, we just have to go allegedly. So do we think he likes this girl, or is this like just some box he's crushing? Blue square. Blue square. Blue. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's excited about it, but he's so scared of committing that it's going to fuck things up. You know what I mean?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Closer, closer, closer, closer. You think it's a club girl? It's Dove. But she's Jewish. That? It's Dove. But she's Jewish. That's not like Dove. She owns the club. Okay.

Club owner. No. Not a club owner. No. Okay. Is she Sephardic, you think, or a real Jew? I don't know. I've never seen any of those shits.

Brown and white. What? Brown and white. Brown and white. If you were Jewish, you'd be Sephardic. Dove is Sephardic. Were you listening when Ari was here for two hours at all? No.

Checked out. Completely. He checked out at the Kobe joint. Checked out. Checked out. Completely. He checked out at the Kobe joint. Checked out years ago. Okay. Yeah. White Jews, white Jews, Ashkenazi, and then brown Jews, Sephardic. Sephardic Jew. Not a real Jew. Listen, we're not

going to take too much time on this. Point is, he is moving in the direction that he's going to... No. No, I'm just going to create a rule. No talking about mine. Do you like this one? That's all I want to know. Do you like her? Yeah, he likes her.

She's a nice girl. She was nice, right? You met her? He's not allowed to talk about it. He's not allowed to talk about it. Why would you ask him? Why would you? This is on you.

Oh, beautiful girl. I'm going to be honest with you. Beautiful girl. Of course. It's dope. Are we allowed to talk about the different girl he didn't talk to? Yeah. Don't do it.

Oh, yeah. We can talk. No. How? We can't talk about girls you're dating, but we can talk about the different girl he didn't talk to? Yeah. Don't do it. Oh, yeah, we can talk. No. How? We can't talk about girls you're dating, but we can talk about girls you're not dating, like the giant that you had in London. Like B-5.

That's not true. No, no, no. You're being mean. You want me to be big for it? That's not true. She was not that fucking tall, dude. She was not that fucking tall. I thought that was a big bend, bro.

That was her watch, Mark. That was her watch. I thought the whole time he was walking around with a building. I thought it was a clock tower at the restaurant. No, no, no. Those are often confused.

But no, she was a very, you know, tall person. And, but beautiful. There's nothing wrong with it. Why are we acting like we're upset about this person when... We knew what time it was all night. Like, why is that bad? Like when she went, nine o'clock!

And I said, like, she was doing something good. She was trying to get Brittany Griner out, bro. Like, she was trying to help. She was helping out. Why are you looking at me? I haven't partaken. I haven't partooken. I just. Why are you looking at me? I haven't partaken. I haven't partooken. I just laughed at a couple of great jokes.

I didn't partake in this at all either. This is all edited and cut out and also heightened and put out as a clip. As a clip? Definitely. When you say heightened, what are we talking about? If she's done with a few of her kicks, I'll wear them. They're the same size. You can sleep in them.

Al, be honest. Her feet are bigger than yours. Yeah, I know. I was trying to. You can sleep in them. Al, be honest. Her feet are bigger than yours. Yeah, I know. I was trying to. You had to gas yourself right now. I'd have to put a few lifts in now. Can we be serious, bro? We're not.

Okay, can we not talk about it? Let's not. Dove? About? You tell me. Can we talk about it or no? He has to come down from the beanstalk. Yes. Can we talk about it or no? About Paris? Yes.

Can we talk about the other girl? Who was the other girl? The one that it didn't work with? How do you know? Can you tell about it, Mark? Why can't you talk about it? What's going on here? I don't know. You guys are entertainers.

Entertain. You guys got a lot of stuff to talk about? Any jokes? Clowns? Can you just say the fucking... Come on, clowns. Make a joke. Who are you texting?

Andrew's so deep in his dillow right now. I'm not texting anybody, okay? Were you looking at Al's likes? What were you doing? I was looking at... Okay, I'm back in. Listen, listen Were you looking at Al's likes? What were you doing? I'm back in. Listen, listen. I don't think that we should, well, listen,

we cannot make fun of anybody that Dove has dated. Of course not. We're very excited that you're moving in the direction that you need to go. Beautiful, smart girl. We love that.

That's absolutely brilliant. Okay, can we move on? Let's be serious. Guys, this is a news show. What? This is a news show, bro. Flagrant news at night. Flagrant news at night, okay?

I just want to say that there's been a lot of video that's come back from me trying to look cool as an adult at the after party. Okay? Yeah. There's been a lot of video that's been posted, and not only did Roddy Ricch perform, but Kodak Black also performed.

They both performed multiple songs. There's, to this day, no video of me even lip syncing the N-word. Wow. Goat? Goat? Do you know lyrics to either one of their songs? I mean, I'm sure that word pops up every once in a while, but like, you know what I mean? You can't only sing along to that word.

That's true, but there is, that's very true. I guess there is a video that I posted where I look so fucking dumb it's unbelievable and it's when Kodak is rapping Super Gremlin, right?

Like right at me, looking at me rapping Super Gremlin and I actually know the words to Super Gremlin. It's like one of my favorite songs. Oh, do you really?

Yeah, we can play it right now. You don't want to play it right now? Oh no, we can't because we're going to get... We can't, but we can do acapella though. I'm not one of those. I'm not one of those. I'm not one of those.

I need the words to know the words. Well, yeah, that means you don't know the words. Yeah. You're a hater. No, I'm just saying. You're a hater. That's what it is. Yeah, if you just say the words slightly after you just heard them, then...

That's not knowing it? Nah. It sounded like y'all are jealous you didn't get to rap with Kodak. Well, we could be superstars. You didn't get to rap with Kodak. I'll rap with Kodak. Okay, go ahead. He rapped, and I just went like this.

But that's what you do when you don't want to get caught saying some wild shit. He was trying to set me up. Well, we could be superstars. We'd be rather wrecking cars. Didn't know that was it. Let's look at the next line?

There's that game that you just like You get a couple of bars in And then you gotta finish I mean that's the opening Let me see it No but then you're gonna Look at the lyrics Give him a couple lines

Momentum Then you're gonna look at the lyrics Then you're gonna know He's an actor now Now he's just gonna Okay Memorize the lyrics Okay

Say you might I'ma be your killer Nobody gonna play with might. I'm going to be your killer. Nobody going to play with you when I'm with you. I don't like the first one at all. That's too many M words in that one. But you said you know the lyrics. I do know the lyrics. Perfectly.

When it's playing and I'm there. What is this tension in this room right now? That means you don't know the lyrics, bro. You're just wasting time. Oh, you proved me wrong, guys. Wow. What a conspiracy. Holy shit.

Wow. Should we make an ancient fucking history show on Netflix? I don't know all the words to Kodak Black. Okay, guys? You fucking did it. Fuck you, Miles. You fucking did it. Fuck you, Miles.

You made the claim. Fuck you, Al. Thank you. You're cool. My guy's awesome. Okay, do you know the fucking words? No.

I know some of them. Oh. Oh, do you? Do you know some of them? Yo, yo, yo, don't steal Dove's jokes. Don't steal Dove's jokes. You you? Don't steal Dove's jokes. You got them shit from me.

You got them shit from me. That's all I got. You buy it. That's Dove's mechanism. Fuck you guys for paying up on me, you sons of bitches. Okay? Bro. Oh, I didn't see this one. Is that your angle?

Wait, wait, you got me? You got me saying the fucking words? You got me saying the words? Chelsea, when he gets in the club, he is a sassy bitch. Son, you are sassy. Get me on there. Get me on there.

Hold on, something's on the TV. Oh, shit. The biggest loser. The biggest loser, a.k.a. Hold on. Let me put it on there. Son, you have so much sass in that. I'm biggest loser, a.k.a. Hold on. Let me put it on there. Son, you have so much sass in that. I'm sassy, bro.

That's not sassy. No, no. That's not sassy. You was in Paris too long. That shit was rubbing off on you. I'm cutthroat Bill, bro. I'm cutthroat Schultz-y. So that was fun game.

Mark, if you don't turn off this goddamn show, I swear to fucking God. I know, everything's falling apart. Let me just fix it, bro. Stop. You got me so excited. Let me see me real quick. I'm about to play you. Look at you. Mark, let me just look at the phone. You know you so excited. Let me see me real quick. I'm about to play you.

Look at you. Mark, let me just look at the phone. You know you can just airplay from your phone. He don't know how to use computer. No, the whole, everything's. I had to help this motherfucker make a goddamn Instagram post. I know. Everything's going bad. Everything's going bad.

You're getting old, bro. I'm washed. Son, we've been telling you. You think you're young. You're not. I'm the first person to tell you I'm old. I've been married since I was 23, bro. I'm fucking washed.

Here we go. Ready? Mark, we been ready. And then we gonna show you some pictures of you. You wanna? Oh yeah, let's show some pictures of you. That's what I wanted. Take my with the kids. I told y'all I was a bird.

I told y'all I was a bird. The neck is... The neck is... I told y'all I was a bird. The neck is... The neck is... Look how good it is. Hold on. Like it's a birthday, bro. Oh, that is graduation. It's graduation.

Like it was a birthday. This is crazy. Okay, we play that again? Drew. Okay, we playing that game? Okay, we playing that game? I'm proud of that. I'm New York, so I'm proud of that. I represent New York perfectly. No, come on.

That's New York. You got the phone up. You never been nowhere. You mad at me videotaping while he videotaping. Yeah, I'm videotaping. We won't videotape. We won't videotape. I videotaped the cool way, bro. Nah. Yeah, I'm videotaping. We both videotaping. We both videotaping. I videotaped the cool way, bro.

Nah. All right, you want to play this game, Mark? We can play this game. Oh, what are you going to do? When you slide? Hit me with that one. When I slide. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yes, queen! Yo, keep playing it, please. Please, son. Yes, queen! Yo, keep playing it, son. Son, oh, my God. I'm playing it, son, because I think you zoom in again, and I'm still hitting lyrics. And y'all thought I didn't know the song. And then what happened? Son, you're sassy like a Peloton instructor.

I know, son. This is crazy. You proved us all wrong, bro. Hold on. You proved us wrong. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Mark, play this video of you. Fuck you, son of a bitch.

Yo, are you going to get it up this episode? He's dominating the fucking screen. He won't let me get no screen. I got technology on my side. This is why we added the extra episode every week. So we can work this shit out. Okay, get it up. Dude, I don't know if it's going to load, bro.

I'll be honest. It might not load, dude. Hayden, bro. I think the file might be corrupt. Might be a dictator. Is this the one of him like this? Yeah. He had a video of me looking so cool,

and then getting cut it off when I started looking stupid. It's from the jump. The initial part of the video is one of my favorite parts. Okay. No, no, no. Just let it happen favorite parts. Okay. Just let it happen. Let it happen. Just let it happen. Miles, insert it.

Insert it. Hey, Miles, insert it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. Put that shit back up. It's so crazy. At least I know the fucking lyrics.

All right. All right. What do we got here? And I need you. I need full screen. Okay. Zoom it in. Okay.

The first part of the video is actually what makes me laugh the most. It feels like this is the coolest part of Mark's life. Okay? It might be. Okay, the first part of the video is actually what makes me laugh the most. It feels like this is the coolest part of Mark's life, okay? It might be. It's the dap up, right? Here we go. There it is. Hey. Yeah, okay.

What's good? What is this? Son. Oh, fucking. Son, you're the Chinese thing in the fucking store. You're the Chinese in the fucking Chinese restaurant. I was trying to welcome some Asians to the club. His body's not moving at all.

It's just, hello, dad. There was an Asian girl I was trying to holler at, bro. That's what I was doing. He does this thing after Dapop where he goes, Hi-ya! He was like, taekwondo. He's like, Tyquando. He's like, go, go, go.

I think he meant to like pound his chest. No, no, no. But Balvin didn't do it. But what? He kisses. He kisses. That's fire. That's fire.

Ready? Yo, let's get it, bro. Get a seat, man. That shit is weird, dog. What you got to punch on me? That shit is weird, bro. That's my boy, bro. That shit is not mine.

He saw that pink hair. He's like, ooh. Try it. I'll try it. Yo, the hair flip is crazy. That's instinctual. That's instinctual. The hair flip was crazy.

That was wild. Do a hair flip, bro. That's instinctual. This shit, man. He didn't even put his hand through his head. Y'all just embarrassed too long. That shit was rubbing off on you, Ty. He was sober for this.

You were sober? Yeah. You didn't have one drink. I was drunk. I thought you were just drunk and that's just drunk dancing. That's how it wasn't laughing as hard. Ay. Ay.

Look at everybody having fun around him. You dapping up. Who's the white dude you're dapping up? That brother's Dave Balvin. He works with the Kid Super. He's a homie. Oh, I thought it was Balvin. Oh, I thought that was Balvin.

Okay. But you could have ended the video there. Nah. Why didn't you end the video there? It looks like the video kept getting better. It looks like he looks up, sees you have the camera on him. And then he's like, oh, let me look cool now. Son! Son!

Son! I've watched this shit so many times. What is a cool guy supposed to do? What's a cool guy supposed to do? This. When I slide. Exactly. Slide, bro. Why not slide? Exactly. Slide, bro.

You got to slide. Slide like me. All right, all right. Alex is watching. What do you do, Al? What do you do when you're just vibing? Slide just everybody around you. Do that.

Yo, play my shit again. Just look at everybody around you. That's what you do. Have fun. Smile. Dance with the music. Like, have fun. Look, that guy's not even moving.

That guy's not even moving. He's bobbing his head. That's my honest assessment. He's bobbing his head. That's my honest assessment. He's bobbing his head. I think I've done this and this is when you're ready to go home. This is why you go home early. I stay up another three hours.

I stay up another three hours, bro. That's why you look like that. If you go home in a reasonable hour, you're not going to be doing this because you don't want to be out late. No, this was the interlude. This is in between two of the greatest acts ever, okay?

Yeah, too good of a party. It's too good of a party, bro. Can you go back to... You look like you're having so much fun. Yeah, you look like you're... This is the interlude, bro. It's too good of a party, bro. Can you go back to... You look like you're having so much fun. Yeah, you look like you're... This is the interlude, bro. I just don't get too excited, yo. I've been somewhere before.

You know what I mean? Some side by side is hilarious. Oh, my God. This is so funny. I'm so proud. I'm so proud. Y'all in a rush to be washed.

That is hilarious. I'm so proud. Look at it. But keep'all in a rush to be washed. That is hilarious. I'm so proud. Look at it. But keep going on the song. Maybe I say some wild shit. Bro, Paris was a movie, bro. You just put these two videos next to each other? That is so funny.

Oh, come on. Oh, bro. When I slide. Isn't this what Kodak got to rap for? Isn't this why he started rapping? Oh, God. This made my day. Some guys like us would just hang out and just appreciate music with him.

It's so cool. Yo, man. I mean. This is how I express myself. What's wrong with expressing myself? I'm not going to lie, bro. I limit y'all's self, bro. I thought I didn't have it, bro.

I still got it. Look at you. You got it. Why didn't you sit on the chair? I was just about to get up and I pulled my back a little bit

and then I felt like it was best for me to sit here for a second until I get everything working. You pulled your back out? I pulled my back a little bit on the private channel. Did you really?

Yes. Wow. Oh, just comfort. Just extended comfort. Okay, listen. Guys, can we get this back on track? Guys, come on. When I slot. Man, I cannot wait to go out. So don't ran down.

I'm so excited to go out, bro. You was dancing when you came out that time in New Orleans. I was dancing. He was the life of, bro. You was dancing when you came out that time in New Orleans. I was dancing. He was the life of the party. I was dancing. He gets it in. He was the only white dude there. They were surprised that he moved.

They were like, oh, they were just hyping him up and shit like that. So he didn't know that he was dancing back. You know, that sounds like my Wild N' Out audition. That's basically what it is. Oh, shit. You have some level of skill that things we think only black people can do. No, no, no. But he didn't.

But they were just hyping him up, so he just felt comfortable about it. Oh, that was a great night. The power of a black woman, bro. Yeah. You're at a club, and a black girl starts getting you going, bro. The best cheerleader. Guys, show dates. First of all, thank you guys to everybody who came out in Vegas.

We had an amazing time, and there are more shows coming up. February 9th through 11th, I'm going to be in Sacramento, California at the Punchline Comedy Club. You got nothing to do before the Super Bowl, so be there. March 9th through 11th, I'm coming to Miami. I'm back, Miami. Let's come through. Let's have the same fucking party that we had in 2021. Let's move the podcast back there. And two new dates as we keep adding more for 2023. July 12th, I'm going to be in Huntsville, Alabama at Stand Up Live. You guys should come to that show because I'm never going to Huntsville again. And July 13th, Nashville, Tennessee. I'm going to be at Zany's.

I promise you, though, that show will sell out. Buy tickets quickly. I'm telling you it's going to sell out. That's just what it is. Okay? Get your tickets at outgoshthing.com. Now let's get back to the show. And we're back in, Miles.

Yes, back on the Daily News. We're back in. Hey, we're back. Are we a news show? Listen, we're a news show. We got to at least have a conversation about things. Yeah. Have you heard about the news about the M&Ms?

What's happening with M&Ms, Miles? Yo, I've heard the M&Ms. You're dressed like one right now. Look like brown M&M, real cute. God, I'm real cute. Damn it, Miles. Wait, did you just spin cycle me after you said the thing?

One joke does not a spin cycle make. Okay? You're right. But that was a fucking good joke, Miles. I didn't see that coming at all. Thank you. I've been sitting on it for a while. I get one a year.

One a year. Okay, go. Jesus, Miles. The M&Ms are getting rid of their mascots. I can't even respond right now. M&Ms are getting rid of their mascots. Oh, no. Yes.

What's happening? I've heard Mark filled the rest in what did you hear oh I heard that they are getting rid of their mascots because they were getting clowned the green one was too sexy and they don't want the controversy so they've called in my Rudolph

not my Rooney to speak and be the new mascot which I think is a real shame oh wow and now she's in sneakers not

like sexy boots no more but they still got rid of her wait what she was still too hot for the people they made her less hot

and then she was still too hot these conservatives kept jerking off on their M&M's the real problem I was one of them so

that's funny I thought they were just getting rid of all these characters together and just having Maya Rudolph as herself. Miles did call her a mascot and not a spokesperson, so I think that's a little bit crazy. I was like, oh, okay, they're just going to use a human

now. She is a human. She's going to be a spokesperson. It's going to be Maya Rudolph in M&M's commercials, I think. She's not going to be voicing. Those are gone. But then what about the Eminem store in Times Square?

I don't know if it's still there, but what about it? What would they do? Yeah, like if they get it. Miles, can you check to see if you have any other stories that will destroy retention as well? Yeah, yeah.

I got some really fun ones. No, no. No, this. Sorry, sorry. I said this was a title story. I was like, yeah. No, Eminem's got to stay. Eminem's got to stay.

Look at that commercial we love. What are they going to do for the Super Bowl, Miles? Dude, I have no idea. What about the Christmas commercial? The one I love the most. Great commercial. Fantastic. They are real. What the fuck? What are The one I love the most. Great commercial. Fantastic. They are real.

What the fuck? What are we going to do? What are we going to do, bro? They are real. They do exist. They do exist. He does exist. He does.

That's what it was. That was a good commercial. That actually was a good commercial. I remember that one. These are great commercials for like 30 years. They are fantastic. Yeah.

Yo, conservatives are big on canceling, it seems. Oh, did the conservatives cancel this? They were the ones that kept saying she was too hot. And like, why'd you make her more of a spokesperson than the males? This is feminism gone wrong or whatever the fuck. Or is that that they made her less sexy? Remember she used to have like stilettos

or whatever? That's Tucker Carlson's big, remember his big rant? She's too sexy? His quote is, M&M's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is a deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn't have a drink with them, that's the goal. Yeah.

Yo, what's happening, bro? Are there no more problems? Yeah, nah. Did we run out of problems? It's a boring news cycle, bro. Who cares about the fucking M&M's? Is Tucker Carlson doing entire pieces on the fucking M&M's? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he got tired of talking about the red wave on the balls, the red light on the balls. We already made the documentary about it, so, you know. Ah, that's over. How did that do? Did it, like, get nominated for an Oscar? I don't think it... I don't know if it's in this Oscar cycle.

I think next year it'll get nominated. Okay, listen, we have to move to another topic Immediately I just Like seriously Like right now We have to move to another topic But it has to be

One suggested by Miles It cannot be a topic That is not suggested by Miles Miles Miles And don't be on Google Speak from your heart Yeah

Not from the topic list Don't Something you care about Okay Yeah what do you care about? Let's talk about fucking figurines or some shit. Like, did you paint a new Millennium Falcon over the weekend? I got a great new book.

Talk to me! Do you remember last year we spoke about a story of a woman who is stuck in a body that is younger? Oh, I knew that you had something. Thank you. I knew you fucking had something. This is awesome. This is awesome. I love this. This story is...

I can't believe you started with M&M's. This story is fucking awesome. Oh, yeah. The story was just a joke for your outfit. It was all a big set up. Okay, it worked. It was a good joke. Okay. This story right here. Oh my God, Miles, please

say it because I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Last year we talked about a woman who is 23 I think. She might have been 22 at the time. And she is stuck in what some would say is the body of an eight-year-old.

Stuck in an eight-year-old? Yeah, we talked about this a year ago when the documentary came out or whatever. And she, we spoke about this and we had some hot takes at the time. And one of the hot takes might have been about her dating and what's the controversy on that? What's it about?

And now she apparently has a boyfriend who is 23, 23 years old. A man of full male body also. Full male body. Looks like a dude. 26 year old man. Oh, 26. She's 23. Yeah.

Oh, she's 23. Look at that. Right there. Hey, yo. Oh, nah. Hey, yo. Nah. You at the restaurant. You see them talking, holding hands, kiss.

What do you do? You got to snuff that guy, right? You got yo. Nah. You're at the restaurant. You see them talking, holding hands, kiss. What do you do? You got to snuff that guy, right? You got to. I applaud this guy. Well, you can kiss your kids. Because if you're a pedophile, this is not illegal. Wait, does he win Super Bowls, though? He's a pedophile, clearly, but he's not having sex with children.

Oh, okay. So, like, this is like a methadone. You know what I mean? He found an outlet for his affliction. Yeah. And if he's not a pedophile, he's a fucking asshole for taking up the spot. Yeah, true. Like, think about that.

But think how many kids are safer because this guy is with a grown, not grown person. Yeah. I mean, or just an absolute psychopath. He is, but he's finding the healthiest way to be that. Yeah, he is. I'll give you that. But what is her option? Is she supposed to be alone for the rest of her life, bro?

She can fuck kids, dude. What? She can fuck kids. No, why? She can't. What? Tell me I'm wrong. You're wrong.

You see her with a 10-year-old? You're wrong. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. You gotta choose one. Wait a minute. You gotta choose one. Wait a minute. wait a minute. You gotta choose one. Wait a minute.

Y'all can't have both. Wait a minute. It can't be wrong if she dates a grown-up man. You might be onto something, audience. I just want to just give Akash a second. It can't be wrong if she dates a grown-up man, and then also wrong if she dates a younger person. Can I throw a thing at you?

Oh, fuck. I wasn't prepared. Okay, go ahead. It's not wrong for her to date the man. It's wrong for the man to date her because that means he's into... But if we make it... Let me just get the whole thing out. Because he's

into things that look eight years old. She's 23 in her mind. She's supposed to be into motherfuckers that are old. So she's not doing anything wrong. He's doing something wrong. If she's dating other kids, that means she's also into youngins. He's doing something wrong. If she's dating other kids, that means she's also into young'uns. But if we make it disgusting for any grown man to date her, what is she to do?

Word. She just dies alone forever because we as a society shame the man who's finding a healthy outlet for his mental illness? Pygmy. What's that? I don't know what that means. Go to Congo. Date a pygmy. Pygmy's not wrong for doing that? I don't know what that means. Go to Congo. Date a pig me. Pig me's not wrong for doing that?

That's her only option. I mean, she got options. She could pass that bitch like Stockton. That's just a lyric from Jack Harlow. No, but I need to hit my neck. When Uzi does it, it's whack. When I do it, it's, I mean, whatever. Yeah.

Why do I look like that? Fuck! No, I'm saying pygmy. The pygmies are these small people that are in the jungle in Congo. But do they look young? If she dates a small person. The mini-me. Can the mini-me do it?

The one that was in Austin Powers? He's dead. Oh. I think you understand the question that's being asked. Come on, let him cook, bro. You try to step all over his joke. We all get a dad joke. Come on.

That was actually really good. It was good. I didn't know. I thought it was pretty good. That was cute. I didn't know. But we all know. You know what we're saying.

We don't have to name specific names. A little person. Any little person. Random. Yeah. 30 years old. Single. Yeah.

Dates this girl. Is he wrong? No. So it's okay as long as you're not, you know, over five feet or whatever. Because you're saying it's wrong for this guy. Yeah. It's still weird even if it's a little person. Yeah, it's weird if it's a little person.

So what is she supposed to do? She looks like a child. She doesn't look like a little person. What if it's Hasbulla? Hasbulla looks like a child as well. Boom. Done. You have to get someone

who also has the child disease. Yes. That's the only people she can do that. Child disease can do it. Yeah. That's fair. Otherwise,

they're just going to get crazy looks and you're going to have to explain to every single person, yo, she's actually 23 and no one would really believe that. Like, the thing that she should do and she's already started it,

but she should be covered with fucking tattoos. Like, sleeved up, like, the whole thing and then people will be like, ooh, and she's already started it, but she should be covered with fucking tattoos. Like, sleeved up, like, the whole thing, and then people will be like, ooh, maybe she's a little person or something. Because eight-year-olds usually don't got full sleeves. God. That's actually...

That's honestly a good-ass idea. And she's begun it already. I imagine that's, like, part of it. But that's crazy! What's wrong with all you regular sized bitches I can't find a man bro god damn this guy's a piece too

that's what I'm saying step it up yeah this guy's a piece Alex Smith so far I'm googling around I don't know if it's confirmed confirmed that they're dating dating

I mean that in and of itself is a lot right there you don't even take a picture with that apparently I think he might be producing her show or something like that. So, like, but it's, like,

rumor that they're dating. Wow. So, yeah, that's a, I mean, that's a lot for him. Yeah. But how do you think it is, though? I don't even, no, man. How do you think?

All right, what do you mean how you think what is? No, no, no, what? That's, yeah, I think we're. No, but I'm kidding. No, but, like, what do you think? You're weird. No, no, it's like, That's, yeah, I think we're... No, but like... What are you thinking? You're weird.

No, bro. You're so weird. It's almost starting. You just gotta throw something and see what the group does. No, no, no, no, no, no. You were thinking about the grip. No, no, no.

You were thinking about the grip. I was thinking about paddle boarding. No, no. Nah, you were thinking about grip. It's hard for her to paddle board. He was like, how do they... Nah, bro. It's hard for her to paddle board, bro.

No, how does she paddle board? She can't even reach it. You're a pervert, dude. Why don't they just go on the same paddle board? It's probably easier for everyone. It's hard for her to paddleboard, bro. No. How does she paddleboard? She can't even reach it. You're a pervert, dude. Why don't they just go on the same paddleboard? It's probably easier for everyone. That's wild. Yo, it is really peculiar you would be thinking about her grip. He's got to wait for her after he's paddleboarding.

What? Why do you even... Because he's going to paddleboard at a regular speed. He's got to go so much slower. Yo, yo, yo. He got spun himself. I know he did. He's still talking about paddleboarding.

We talk about it. You talk about the grip. I've never talked about the grip. You were definitely talking about power burn. We talk about you talking about the grip. I've never talked about the grip. You were definitely talking about her grip. Why are you bringing it up? Why are you even bringing that up? I didn't say it, but I bet it looked like a thimble. I'm just saying, I've used that shit in Monopoly.

Wait, used what in Monopoly? You never used the sew-in-piece in Monopoly? Oh, yeah, I have done that. That's it? Okay. That is what? Wait, you were I have done that. That's it? Okay. That is what? What you were talking about. I'm not talking about that.

You're a 23-year-old. We're talking about a 23-year-old. I didn't say nothing. We're talking about a 23-year-old, bro. I appreciate it. It's uncomfortable. You know what is uncomfortable

when you try and get in that little... That's uncomfortable, mother fucker. I'm 23 years old. Full 23-year-old, bro. He's smiling. Come on, bro.

He is smiling, bro. Micro. Oh. Talking about paddle boarding the whole time. No, you was not. You was talking about different. You was talking about something very different right now. Hey, yo.

Oh, no. Mark. Oh, she got a test. She does have a test. She knows what she's doing. But Mark, stop it, bro. You look at this thing. Hey, yo, Mark. Oh, no. Oh, she got a tat. She does have a tat. You know what she's doing. But Mark, stop it, bro. You're looking to see how big the mouth gets. Yo.

New shit. New shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. You was trying to look at how big that 23-year-old mouth is. You're being weird, bro. Stop looking at these.

Yeah, stop looking through pictures. This is weird. What? What? This is weird. I said paddle boarding. You guys brought it up.

Everyone else made it weird. He's just looking for somebody for her to tag another one so that he could go into that. No, I'm not. He's like, do you have any other little looking bitches?

How old is she? 23, bro. Is she getting drunk? Is she getting fucked up, bro? No, come on. You was thinking about the grip. Be honest. Mark is like 23 and him. Yo. Mark, what is up, bro? Nah. Nah, come on. You was thinking about the grip. Be honest. Mark is like 23 and him.

Yo. Mark. What's wrong, bro? Just can you be honest? You were thinking about the grip? No, I was not. I don't think sexually with this. Like, I'm like, okay, maybe a date.

Go home. Watch Cocomelon. But I'm not thinking in like a weird way. With this? She's a human being. You're going home with her after the date? If I'm babysitting, I don't know. First thought is going home.

He really thought about taking her home. He thought about the exact Netflix and chill he would queue up. Ain't that crazy? What do you mean? You was going to watch kiddie stuff with this 23-year-old girl? She's not a kid, bro. She's 23 years old and you think about the grip. So why are you guys all being weird when you're talking about the grip?

So why are you trying to make her a kid? Make her watch Cocoa Melon. I'm not. Live out your fantasies. That's a good show. Golly, man. A thimble, really? A thimble?

I don't think it's a thimble, but... Son, yeah, niggas. What? Why? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why is that so crazy? Son, that's crazy, bro. But what is so crazy about it?

What are you thinking about it? What do you think it looks like? Just... You don't think it's a little penne ala vodka on her period? Oh, my God. Nah, come on, son. That shit is crazy. Stop it.

Why are you walking out before you get fucking hard, you dick? I'm fucking goofy. You getting a boner talking about that little 23-year-old, 8-year-old? Son. You need to stop getting breathed up. Is it weird talking about Hezbollah? Can you talk about Hezbollah? Talk about Hezbollah, bro. I'm not even thinking about him fucking.

Who even said that? We're not talking about fucking. We're talking about his little pigtail of a dick. That little corkscrew he got. That's all, folks. Come on, yo. It's okay. That's what he says.

Come on. We need it. Yo. Come on, man'all. That's what he says. Come on. We need it. Yo. Come on, man. Switch. 23. What's the next one?

23. Hey, you think it's weird to talk about that 23-year-old human? Why didn't Miles bring it up? That's my question. Why would he even start that conversation? Don't do that. Come on, Miles. Why were you thinking about it? Yeah, Miles, what do you think about her?

I thought it was an interesting topic that we talked about once before, and I thought I'd bring it back up for the podcast. Before you were talking about crate training her, you said you wanted to have her in your house. Don't do that. He did. He did, bro. He's like, I think I could crate train her in about two to three

months if I had her in my house. He said that? What the fuck are you talking about? I said you live in Brooklyn Heights. Damn. The last place you see. Don't do that. Damn, Miles. Yeah, so don't do that. That was very inappropriate.

Duh. What do you think about? What, bro? What do you think about the girl? Oh, sorry. I was looking. At what? At emails.

What are you guys talking about? What do you mean, what are we talking about? That little raffle we had. What do you mean, bro? Did she catch a little alfalfa up? Okay. Okay, listen, Miles,

you've been killing it so far. Killing it. You want another? You want another? Killing our careers. One killing it so far. Killing it. You want another? You want another? You're killing our careers. Okay, one more from your heart. Okay, you had a 28-year-old. The ages change every time.

You had a 20 and an 8-year-old. You told a story about that. That's crazy, okay? But you killed it, and it was very entertaining. That was great. I have so much confidence in you to run that shit back. You had 10 minutes to think about something. All right, famous, famous author, J.K. Rowling, I have so much confidence in you to run that shit back. You've got 10 minutes to think about something.

Famous, famous author, JK Rowling, has a video game coming out. And right now, the gaming industry, notoriously level-headed, is very upset about it. And they don't know what to do. Do they buy the game and play a game that looks unbelievably fun and incredible

while supporting someone who hates trans people, allegedly? Or do they separate the art from the artist? Now, what is the game about? It's an open world like your Harry Potter or a character similar. Like GTA, but you get to kill trans people. Oh, I thought...

Yep. That sounds like a joke, but I literally read about it and apparently it is open world GTA, but you go around sewing back on dicks to all the people that got the surgery. Is that what it is about? Yeah, there's a new spell she just came out with. You give them the wand.

And it feels transphobic to do that. Why? Because they don't want their dicks. They got rid of them. What if you do it for a girl that wants to be a boy? Well, then it's fine. Born biologically, then you're doing her a favor. That's trans.

That's pro-trans. But she's not a very pro-trans. What is the real game, Miles? The fine. Born biologically, then you're doing her a favor. That's trans, that's pro-trans. But he doesn't, she's not a very pro-trans. What is the real game, Miles? The real game is open world like GTA. You walk around the grounds of Hogwarts and do...

Oh, it's a Harry Potter game. Yeah, Harry Potter game, literally. Phenomenal. Yeah, it's unbelievable and it looks cool. Everyone's really excited for it. Yeah, it will definitely

go through and it's going to make so much money. I'm surprised they haven't made a Harry Potter game. Yeah. They've made some before but none that's like

this level of detailing. But this one's like the most legit one. You can get to go to all the places. You can see the Ministry of Magic.

My wife is going to buy this game. Yeah. 100%. Do you even have a gaming system? We got one right here. That's mine.

She's going to come. Yeah, that's it. That's coming back. What do you mean? What's yours is mine. What's mine is yours. That's not true. I'm not going to take

a little Xbox every once in a while. Come on, man. That. That's not true. I'm not going to take a little Xbox every once in a while. Come on, man. That's my Xbox. No, we're not going to take a little Xbox. Watch. Ask for his watch. Come on, yeah. Go borrow your watch.

What? I can borrow your watch, right? What's mine is yours. What's mine is mine. That's what I just said. You said what's mine is yours. What's mine is yours. What's mine is mine.

And you said what's mine is yours. So you still said your watch. Yeah, what's mine is mine is mine is mine. I'm serious. What's mine is yours. What's mine is mine. So none of what is mine is yours. Do you still said you had a watch. Yeah, what's mine is mine is mine is mine. I'm serious. What's mine is yours, what's mine is mine. So none of what is mine is yours. Do you want to wear the watch? Yeah.

What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine. That's what he meant to say. Yeah, I meant to say that too. But all right, do you want to wear the watch? I would love to, yeah. Fine. Tell me a date. I mean, tomorrow?

I'm wearing it. Okay, the next day? Wearing it. Any point in February? Black History Month. What does that have to do with anything? I'm not going to let a fucking white guy wear my watch in Black History Month.

Okay, I have it in February. What's yours is yours. What's mine is mine now. You don't have an Xbox. Damn. But what I'm trying to tell you is... Can I wear it tonight? Yeah.

Okay. Because you're not going to wear it while you're sleeping. Keep your fucking Xbox, man. Okay? I'll trying to tell is... Can I wear it tonight? Yeah. Okay. Because you're not going to wear it while you're sleeping. Keep your fucking Xbox money. Okay? I'll buy my own goddamn fucking Xbox. Wait, but who's actually upset? No one. Gamers don't care.

No one's upset. Gamers say the N-word all the time, bro. Yeah. Can you walk around calling them mutant? What is it called? What? What do you call them? Mutant?

No, you don't call trans people mutant. Not trans people, motherfucker. Who call them? Mutants? No, you don't call trans people mutants. Not trans people, motherfucker. Who? Indian? Wizards? Is the M word for us? Yeah, I know where to go with it. You would call me an M word?

I love you, I love you. But y'all are the most mutated. Like, if there is a person that has another thing on it, it's usually you guys. So I don't think that's that bad to call you guys mutants. You guys still got that tree person? Dude. Groot? You think Groot that bad. Do you still got that tree person? Dude. You think Groot was Indian?

There is a fucking Groot. There is a Groot. I don't know if it's Indian, but there was a fucking Groot. Yes. Like a motherfucker had like, he was turning into

a fucking tree. That's fire. And he hit Ron Weasley's car in the game. Do you remember that? That was kind of cool. That's crazy. That dude's still alive

because that shit was crazy. Yeah, it was wild. It was crazy. What about the dude whose arm has just been up for 25 years? Weirdo. What's up with that? And he got it like this was crazy. Yeah, it was wild. It was crazy. What about the dude whose arm has just been up for 25 years? Weirdo. What's up with that?

And he got it like this. He got like, he going like this. He like at a concert. This guy loves rocking, bro. He loves throwing rocks. Dude, he did it. Yeah, how does the culture feel about that? I don't even care about it.

Okay. When there's 1.4 billion, it's just like there's always some fucking weirdos. Weird shit. You know what I mean? So it's like, I'm not thinking about it. It's a numbers game. You're right. It's a numbers game. It doesn't fucking weirdos. Weird shit, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, I'm not thinking about it. It's a numbers game, you're right. It's a numbers game.

It doesn't matter. Okay. See? Tree nigga. I mean. That is crazy. Yeah. Holy shit.

It's kind of cool, actually. Like, yeah, I got the wildest stuff. That's fire, though. At least you can tell how old he is, you know what I mean? That's sick.

Because he should've sued fucking Marvel. Marvel? For Groot. Oh, shit. Yeah. I mean, dude, Bangladeshi guy.

Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, he's Bangladeshi? I mean, what a fucking weird, imagine fingering a girl with that thing. Well, if she's like a vegetarian,

maybe she likes it. Yeah. I don't know how that works. You got to use that to your advantage, though. You come to America, I think you can make that work. Yeah, my man would get

all the pita pussy. This is how last of us, that's how that shit started. Did you guys watch the second episode yet? I did. I did, yeah. You're not into it? You?

I think I'm not going to be into this show. Because I feel like it's just going to be suspense, suspense, suspense until the last moment where they have an interaction with some zombies every episode. Can I make a suggestion? Yeah. Give it through episode four. Okay. I think that we're still kind of working out what the show is going to be.

But did you feel that way about episode two? I liked episode two better, actually. Episode two was great because there was so much fucking tension and shit. But at the same time, I was like, okay, we need to get to the place where the real story is being, we haven, okay, we need to get to the place where like the real story is being like,

we haven't even, we just began his character arc if you notice, right? Like the wife or the girl lady is basically going, hey, do this for you.

It's your chance at redemption. So now we know this is what he's going to do. He can make up for the fact that his daughter died or whatever the fuck. And I just feel like we start to get

into the reality. Because how many more times can they play what they just played? Which was scenario where there's zombies and then they made it out. You can't do that over and over again. You're going to have to get into social dynamics and I think that will be interesting. I'm going to give it a chance. I'll definitely watch the whole season. Because it's like, everything about it

is great. Like it's shot phenomenal. It's like all the special effects of fucking zombies. Zombies are crazy. Like about it is great. Like it's shot phenomenal. It's like all the special effects the fucking zombies look real as fuck. So in the scene in Indonesia Zombies are crazy. Like that shit is great. No, the zombies, the way they're designed as zombies

is like brilliant. I thought the scene in Indonesia was really fucking good. Great. Because it was, it looked so good and was so authentic and everybody,

there was no like, it didn't feel like an American trying to film a thing in Indonesia. It just felt like a slice of what would happen if this was in Indonesia. And then her solution, that little monologue she gives at the end. Bomb it.

Yeah, bomb them. Then she goes, can I go please spend time with my family? It's like, she knows, you gotta kill us. You can bomb me too, I just wanna be with my family. I watched the first five minutes of the episode in complete silence because I thought it was like a choice made by the producers.

Like Wally? Literally, yes. And my wife was like, I think the volume's down. I'm like, no, no, no, this is like a choice for suspense. They're speaking fucking Indonesian or whatever. And then five minutes. Five minutes. My wife is going, this fucking idiot.

Five minutes. And then I go, all right, let me take this shit. And I just turned the volume and it was on mute for the first Five minutes. And then I go, all right, let me take this shit. And I just turn the volume. And it was on mute for the first five minutes. Yo, you are radar. But for the first few minutes, it felt like it was a good choice. But when the HBO shit came out, it was like. I missed that part.

When the preview was silent, like, hey, here's another show that we're promoting. And that was quiet. That's a stronger choice. That didn't tip you off. That's an even stronger choice think about how strong that choice is but I think the show

will be good I think we give it a couple more episodes and I think this is something is there anything else boys so this is a video that went viral got 14 million views

in the last three days holy shit did you see this Akash yeah it's an interesting video okay this show is basically like this is a female gym influencer

talking about getting harassed at the gym. Roach girls at the gym. I hate this, I hate this, I hate when they're sweeties. It makes me so uncomfortable. Feral, feral, feral, feral, like fucking feral. Swash. Five pounds. And these are the rings. Excuse me? You don't have to do that.

It's okay. No, no, it's okay. I got it. Thank you though. See what I mean? All right, here we go. See what I mean? Alright, here we go. I just want to share my perspective on this video.

If you guys want to watch the full thing, you can go over to her page. Yo, Mark, I just want to let you know you'll never look like that guy. That's what I look like. That's what I look like, bro. No matter how hard you try. That's literally what I look like. Never look like that guy. That's what I look like.

That's what he really wanted to do with this video. He wanted to say, oh, Mark, that can't look like you. That's literally what I look like, dude. No, son. No. Look. That's me. All right.

Play it. Look. That's literally, like, come on, bro. Is this part important? No, he just criticizes her. Him weighing in. So she's basically saying this guy in the corner of the gym is being a creep, and he just criticizes her. Him weighing in and explaining. So she's basically saying this guy in the corner of the gym

is being a creep and he keeps staring at her and then he goes to try to help her put the 45 pound dumbbell on and she is just like, she has a big cap and like,

this is why I don't want kids because men are awful or whatever the fuck she says. And then this guy criticizes her and being like, he's staring at you using machines

that he might need and then he goes to help you like a nice person because putting a 45 pound I wouldn't really know but a 45 pound weight on a barbell is not fucking easy off the ground so I'm trying to help, he's trying to help you out

why are you, basically, the internet is trashing this girl. Oh they are? They're trashing this girl. I've seen a lot of these types of videos though where like shorties complain about their treatment at the gym. This is like another one that went viral recently. Yeah this is the one I saw. Did you see this one? Like if anyone didn't see it we can play it again. Yeah, I didn't stand up for myself I don't watch this contact and revoke my

membership Do you need something? Do you need something? Do you need something? Do you need something? Okay, I thought so. What a bitch. Keep the potion. If you're getting groomed, you can leave.

Nobody was looking at you. And when I stand up for myself, this is another one super viral, kind of the same vibe. Okay, cool. Go ahead, let them know. That's what we'll do. So right now, I'm going to take this stuff and hit up Hunter. And when I stand up for myself... So this is another one that's super viral, kind of the same vibe. People are weighing in basically saying like, is this mistreatment?

Are women being unfairly harassed at the gym, et cetera? Okay, this is what I think is going on. That's a good skirt. This is what I think is going on. Do women get hit on at the gym

all the fucking time? Of course. Is it annoying? Absolutely. I'm sure. I think that making a video of how you're getting hit on at the gym all the fucking time? Of course. Is it annoying? Absolutely. I'm sure. I think that making a video of how you're getting hit on at the gym became trendy.

And these girls are hopping on a trend with something that doesn't really justify harassment. But this is not like a unique thing that they experience and they're like, let me just put this up to show what my life is like. It's literally them going, I could get some clout because this is the new thing

to show how annoying guys are at the gym. It's like the, and this is a horrible comparison, but like the Aziz Ansari Me Too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It became a trend to me too so that everybody

hops on the fucking trend. No, it's not a bad parallel actually. And I also, I haven't seen the ones of people being on, I've only seen these two now where people are like, that's not, what are you fucking talking about?

And it almost seems like the internet is coming back. Remember when that street harassment video came out like 10 years ago? Where the girl was walking around the city getting harassed by men. And 90% of it was men just saying hi. Yeah. Which I guess is trying to hit on you maybe.

Yeah, there's a difference between inconvenience and harassment. And that was, sorry, I'll interrupt you. Go, go. I guess just the movement of dissenting voices at the time felt much scarier. Like, there was no movement

to be like, bitch, people are saying hi. Get over yourself. And then that voice has gotten louder over the past 10 years. And now when you try to do these, that, they're like roaring at you.

Like, who the fuck are you? Nobody's hitting you. I'm sure you get hit on. This ain't the time. Stop shaming this guy, making him a pervert, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah.

I kind of think there's a difference between the first video and the second video. Go. Like, the second video, the girl seems like intentionally aggressive,

like looking to pick a fight and looking to like seem like a hero by making a moment with this guy. And I'm sure that she's been like harassed in the gym before. I'm sure she's been hit on

and super annoying. Like, I don't discount that at all. And I think it happens all the time to a ton of women in the gym, no question. The first girl, though, part of me seems's super annoying. Like, I don't discount that at all. And I think it happens all the time to a ton of women in the gym, no question. The first girl, though, part of me seems like there's like a, I don't know, she seems like legitimately more scared. She seems scared. And I'm like, I almost feel like there's something more sad about it.

Like, not to fucking bring the mood down, but like, she seems like someone that's like been traumatized in the past and like has had bad experiences with guys. And then is like acting out of like fear and like a trauma response and then just making it. And projecting that trauma response onto a situation that might not deserve it. Exactly. And then making a video

just glued into her own little world being like, this is definitely what this was because she's traumatized and then didn't realize it and now she's getting killed on the internet. So I'm like,

I almost feel bad for her where I'm like, I don't even think she knew what she was doing. I mean, obviously she's making content around it to be like, look at what a pervert this guy is.

Expecting everyone to validate her because she's living in her own little world because of the trauma she went through is my assessment from the fucking cast maybe it's both though

like maybe both of them have experienced like horrible shit with dudes to have that idea about them in the first place because when you first see a guy at the gym and your first assessment

of that person is that they're trying to do something that is maybe not only objectifying you but like potentially putting you in a dangerous situation. You went through

some fucked up shit with dudes. Yeah, of course. Like that. So maybe the other girl reacted way more aggressive. And that just might be the way she responds. Exactly.

Where this one responds more out of fear. Maybe. But there has to be a trigger point for both of them. Because this is irrational behavior.

That's the way I look at it. I'm like no normal person, even a girl that gets hit on all the time at the gym, isn't like, I'm scared, you're standing near me, get away from me. Like that seems like irrational behavior

due to some type of like thing that- Maybe I got to watch the first one back because I didn't really pick up on the fact that she was scared. I kind of saw like she was just like, oh, I know he's going to talk to me. Oh, I know he's going to try to talk to me. I know he's going to try to talk to me I know he's going to try to talk to me

and so then when he finally does she was just really quick to just like no no no I'm not going to accept any help because if I accept help

then it opens the door for you trying to talk to me and that's the way I'm assuming that that happened in the past and then something horrible happened or like

or she just doesn't want attention when she's totally but maybe like it happened and then like a dude she was nice to a guy and then he started pressing her and then stalking her and then being like yo why the

fuck did you be nice to me if you're not gonna give me some pussy what the fuck is wrong with you so like usually i think what you're basically trying to say is there was like a horrible experience that's created this irrational behavior from both of them but they're not acting like normal human beings like this is not how you should behave yeah or not how you should feel in these moments yeah i just wish all men knew, don't hit on girls in the gym. They've been complaining about this shit forever.

It's like, when you're in the gym, you're focused on bettering yourself. You're in a vulnerable position sometimes. It's like, I'm trying to lift weights. I'm trying to have less clothes

than I usually have on and shit like that. Just don't do it. I agree. I never do it. I never, well, I still don't,'t do it. I agree. I never do it. I never, well, I still don't, no. No, no, but I never did it because, like,

I don't like the idea of, like, hitting on someone in a place where they can't exactly leave when they want to, you know? It just feels like, like, if they're, I've seen dudes hit on shorties on a treadmill, and it's like, she's running, bro. Like, she got two miles left. Can you imagine hitting on a girl. And it's like, she's running, bro. She's got two miles left.

Can you imagine hitting on a girl that's doing that fucking squat thing? I can't get up without pushing all the, like I'm in a super vulnerable position.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're spotting her and you're like, you want to go on a date? And she's got to come back. If you hit on a girl at the mall, you don't have to go to the mall.

She doesn't know, it's like, hey. You don't have to go to the mall every, three times a week to make your health better. Even if you go to Whole Foods, you go at different times

of the day or whatever. It's funny though, because you hear some girls, you know, looking at all these fucking workout accounts and shit, you hear some girls say, I don't mind if somebody hits on me at the gym if I give them the tell first. So what a lot of these girls be like, if I stare at him a bunch of times and he knows that they're- That's fair. Exactly. But it's interesting that a lot of girls who are like real like gym workout people, that's like they're basically

part-time job. They're spending a lot of their free time at the gym. That's where they're going to meet people too. And she's going to be attracted to the good looking guy at the gym

because that's a similar thing. That also values the same shit she values. And they're joining that gym, like how it was a gym bro culture. Like girls that do care about their body like this

have been more into that free weight. So the section of the gym when we were growing up, you would never see girls. When we were growing up, bro. Are now there. So a guy's excuse would be like,

I would do this with other dudes as well. We're helping, we're spotting, we're doing this and that. But then, yeah. Also, if it's a... Just don't do it. Yeah, but, well, here's the thing. Don't do it, but if it's your gym, you're gonna see this person over and over again.

Eventually, you're gonna talk to that person in an organic way. Ah, that's fair. It's just going to happen in the same way if you play basketball at the same court, you're going to end up

talking to people. Learn to not be a creep. How about that? Say what? Don't be creepy. Exactly. Yeah, but meathead dudes aren't. Loki, I also think

something happens to you at the gym. You've got fucking testosterone. There's a reason why I think guys do it so much at the gym is I think something happens to a guy's brain.

Well, you're just feeling good about yourself. I think you feel good about yourself. The lighting is amazing. You feel sexual. You look good. You've got a pump going. Testosterone is just pumping. Testosterone is the sex hormone. You took some pre-workout. Yeah. It literally is a jacked. I also think the reaction is so strong because as much as, not as

much, but women will get hit on when they don't want to. I think most guys have been in a position where a girl like thinks we're trying to hit on them and we're not. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, I'm just being nice. And then that is like. That's what that first video was. Yeah.

And then I think guys get super upset because it's like, yo, and you're just questioning my intentions as if they're dishonorable. Like, like that. Then we get real like triggered. And then this is the perfect video where like, you know, anybody that's operating in a manosphere sees this and they're like, see? See how these bitches are? Instead of looking at it in the way Mark was saying earlier,

where it's like, yo, maybe both these girls had a fucking horrible, like, maybe violent experience. Maybe, I don't know. I also don't want to put that on every girl that doesn't like getting... It's just a maybe. But what we're basically saying is this is irrational behavior.

In the same way you see something like Karen on the street isn't representative of every single fucking girl out there is this is irrational behavior. In the same way you see something like Karen on the street isn't representative of every single fucking girl out there. That's irrational behavior. There's a difference between irrational behavior. Most girls will watch this

and be like, okay, it's annoying getting hit on, but these girls are fucking crazy. Right? But when this justifies your fears about women,

this is the first video you're going to pop up like, see? I told you this is how they act. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, look stronger at the gym, ladies. You know what I mean? If you don't

want no spots, no help. Look stronger. Get on that TRT. Get on them peptides. I just don't even talk to anyone at the gym. Actually, I'll talk to guys that I know. Yo, these outfits the girls wear to the gym are fucking retarded. The ass is stitched in to make them look like the biggest. No, no, no. Let's also talk about that.

That shit is fucking stupid, bro. And I understand it's like the gym selfies you want to post it and that kind of shit like that, but like, it's ridiculous. Speak for yourself.

It's fucking ridiculous. Like, yeah. You don't think it's ridiculous? I don't know the outfits. I do think it's funny when girls go like full hair and makeup

to the gym. Like, to me, I'm like, all right. No, no. I mean, if that know the outfits. I do think it's funny when girls go like full hair and makeup to the gym. Like to me, I'm like, all right. I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's cool. But then I'm kind of like, really? The huge trend, Akash, is that in like just a normal pair of like bicycle shorts, just like some booty shorts, they actually will stitch the back seam so it pinches in so it actually makes you look like you have a bubble ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The TikTok leggings, yeah. The ones that have a lot of patterns on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's stupid. But, yeah, I don't mind a decent ambiance at the gym. Until you end up in a fucking video. No, I wouldn't. Like I said, don't talk

to the girls. Yeah, but then you're just a creep staring. No, I don't stare. You can look without staring. That girl, the guy glanced over five times. You could be glancing at that badass five times. I'll wear sunglasses in the gym. You'll got a photographic memory. I'll wear sunglasses on the squat machine like Stevie Wonder looking at ass.

Nah, I'll be struggling because I go to group classes and shit like that. So I'll be struggling. All the classes I'm in, fucking hard. You ever did solid core? Oh, shit. You do hot yoga, too, don't you? Yeah, yeah. There's no mirror there, though.

But solid core, that shit is hard as fuck. You ever did that? No. It's like just Pilates on steroids. Wait, you're hard or it's hard? Yeah. Great, guys. I'm just curious, bro.

I want to know how it is. Damn. Nah, yes, you have. Yes, you have. Don't leave me out there alone. I've done Pilates. No, you've done solid core. want to know how that is. Damn. Nah, yes you have. Yes you have. Don't leave me out there alone. I've done Pilates. No, you've done solid core.

You told me about it. No. You did it. I've done Pilates as hard. You did it. For a former Pilates, it's insane. Motherfucker, bro. I've never done solid core, bro.

Nah. We can talk. Skinny Mark. Guys, we're're gonna end the podcast right now yeah before unless there's one more story

that we have to discuss I mean there's a couple things you know Drake was at the Apollo some guy fell off the balcony that was fire shout out to the goat Drake

um Charlotte means life yeah yeah what'd he say he has cause Drake what'd he say he was like

ah well his fans they're young owls. No, they think they're owls. Oh, they think they're owls. That's funny. That's funny. Kevin Gates, jealous of his brother's

18-inch penis. Young Miami likes to get peed on. I saw another video of a kid. Do you see the video of the kid and the grown-ass man

where the kid is like in this grown-ass man's face? You saw that earlier. No, what? Okay, okay, okay. I got you. Come on, guys. The guy like

beats the shit out of him kind of. He like grabs him by the neck and just throws him on the ground. Let me see if I can find it. Why is that worth talking about? Because this guy's doing it to like a 13-year-old kid. And the 13-year-old kid's kind of like punching him and shit like that. But then this grown man grabs him by the throat, walks him, and then just throws him on the ground and then goes back inside. And people are like, this kid is either mentally ill and he's

gonna come back and shoot this place up or he deserved the ass beating or you're a piece of shit you still don't hit a kid once again why are we talking about i thought it was kind of an interesting debate we can we could really find a lot of fun in that one or the two asian dudes that fucking shot up the we found fun in the this girl you know what i mean hey why are you talking about old shit alright fair enough you're such a woman no I just remembered your opener

I thought that was funny thank you the okay okay what was the story you said it was Young Miami

getting peed on you saw that video yeah yeah yeah yeah Kevin Gay's jealous of his brother's 18 inch penis there was one more

Drake Drake concert oh yeah Drake concert yeah or Krishan and Blueface that's crazy penis. There was one more. Drake concert. Oh, yeah. Or Krishan and Blueface. Krishan and Blueface. I think it's sad

that we're consuming it and watching it in real time. This shit reminds me of Whitney and Bobby. It's like we're watching this train wreck and we know it's going to end bad and all we just keep doing is promoting it, sharing it, and indulging it. Like,

it's really sad. It's hard to look the other way, man. It's like every day gets a little bit crazier. But it's like, she hits a verbal and physical abuse

and we're just consuming it as entertainment. That shit is crazy. And now there's a pregnancy. It just keeps getting elevated and elevated and elevated. It's very hard to look away.

I'll be honest. It's like, I know that by watching these videos, I'm in some way contributing to this. But at the same time, it's very hard to look away. I'll be honest. It's like, I know that by watching these videos, I'm in some way contributing to this. But at the same time, it's a car wreck. You see a car crash on the side of the fucking highway, you're going to look at it.

You're going to look at it. And yeah, it's tragic. With somebody close to both of them steps in and like, they have to separate. At the beginning of it, I thought it was all orchestrated. I thought that too, yeah. It just felt surreal.

They just started that reality show. I thought they were hamming shit up for the reality show. But... Are they making money from the beef in some way? They're monetizing the reality show. I think he has a Patreon

that he does his like, like a bad girls club, but for him. So I'm like, any person that is able to break it up is probably getting money from it. So I'm like, they don that is able to break it up is probably getting money from it. So I'm like, they don't have any incentive to break it off. Like anyone with the authority over them

to be like, yo, reel it in. And I wonder if they can tell the difference because they're getting so much clout from it. They're getting talked about so much. And if you're in entertainment, it's very hard to, you know, disassociate. You know, it's very hard to even distinguish

between content and just positive reward. When you're making music and then people like it, that's awesome. But then you start doing these other things and then you're getting tons of views and it's like, okay, I'm getting that feeling that I always liked when people are talking about me.

Also, people just do that in relationships. Like, I don't know what their childhood or, like, what their upbringing was like, but, like, if your parents were unstable and now your girl is, like, going crazy and, like, trying to hit you

and shit, then you're just like, oh, that's proof that she loves me. Yeah. It's just all you know, yeah. If that's the case, I don't know what his upbringing

was like, but, like, then you might not even know anything's wrong. So people are like, hey, why do I need to step in if there's no problem and we're making money off it? Also, I do think as a dude, you're like, you worry that your girl is hitting you, dog. I think there's some level of like, come on, bro, stop being a bitch.

Nah, she'd be fucking, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not just a hit. I'm not saying what's logical or what most people would say. But there's a voice, there's a contingent of people who would be like, yo, you upset about a girl hitting you? It's a girl. Oh, yeah. And then as a guy,

you don't need that much of that to be like, all right, I guess I can't be a pussy. Yeah. That rings loud for a guy. Other guys being like, yo, you pussy. Yeah.

A thousand people could be like, you're not. But if 10 are like you are, you're like, fuck, dude. I got to prove those 10 wrong. Good point. Sad. That should have been sad. I got to prove those 10 wrong. Good point. Sad. That should have been sad.

I hope somebody splits them up before one of them is no longer here. You think it's like that? Yeah. I think it's. Really? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah, I think it's.

From each other or from. I think it's a combination of drug use and the physical assault is going to escalate. Yeah, I think. It's getting worse and worse. I didn't know. They'd be fighting and fighting. The old Krishan video, maybe you showed me

when she was like a track and field collegiate. She used to be bad. Yeah, it's got to be drugs. Has to be. Nothing else explains the appearance, how it's transformed. Yo, speaking of which, did you see Young Thug get slipped a perk while in prison?

Do you think he got set up with that? No. There's no way. I think his friend, co-defendant, is just that big of an idiot.

I mean, like, insane. They know he's suffering. Like, he's going through withdrawal. Oh. Yeah. But how long does withdrawal last?

I mean, he's probably still getting it. Yeah. At the end of the day, he's still Young Thug. Right, right, right., he's probably still getting it. Yeah. At the end of the day, he's still young. Right, right, right. And he's probably in holding in some jail or something. It's so easy to get drugs in there. They're all doing drugs if you want it.

But if anyone didn't see the video, this is basically it. So, co-defendant pulls up. They're taking a recess or a break in the courtroom. And it's just so obvious. Like, here you go. Bailiff walks up and's just so obvious. Here you go. Bailiff walks up and is just like, what are you doing? Yeah, I know. I don't get why he thought that was going to fly.

Gets immediately caught. He goes and grabs the other guy and then... Yo, is this Young Thug's fault? I think you can only punish the co-defendant here because there's no proof that Young Thug asked for the perk.

He just gave a five to his boy and his boy put something in his hand. That's what his lawyer said immediately. He was like, oh, he didn't ask for this. He thought he was just saying hello or something. He didn't even know what he gave him. So I don't think it's going to necessarily reflect on him, but his co-defendant is going to get

screwed. Well, let me ask you this. Maybe this is a dumb question. If people accuse you of being like the head of a gang and you're like, no, I'm not, and then a guy walks up to you and hands you drugs

as like the boss, doesn't that in some way, it's circumstantial, but am I not looking on as a juror like, that motherfucker's the head of a gang? Maybe.

I think you can get out of that. Like how many people do perks that aren't the head of a gang maybe I think you can get out of that like how many people do perks that aren't the head of a gang you know what I mean and also like how many people in jail are doing some form of drugs

no it's not about doing the drugs it's about the guy walking up to you in court and handing it to you like that's where I'm like that's some boss shit you could be friends

and not be like I understand what I'm saying like that's the type of power that you could make somebody do something that stupid

and that would have to do. And that's the kind of, yeah, if you're that powerful, someone would, risky is the best word. Someone would take that risk of like, I'm going to slide him, I'll curry favor with him, I'll get in on his good side, whatever. To me, I'd start looking at him like, you might be the head of a gang. Because no friend is doing that for another friend. I don't think anybody at this point also disputes whether he is the head of a gang. That's what they've been claiming it in music for fucking ever. So it's like, I understand you can't use the music to prove it,

but I don't think there's any issue whether he's the head of the gang. I think now it's like, are you going to hit them with the Rico, or are you going to say that he actually called the shots and then the people died? Right? Because I think the Rico, you could hit him, but it's not going to be as long as actual murder. Yeah. So. It's not looking good for Doug.

It ain't, right? Is he about to take the whole thing for everybody? I wonder what, I don't get what their defense is because it's like, he still hasn't spoken out to say whether or not he's okay with all the other people taking a plea. So it's like until he speaks out,

we don't know whether or not he wants this to happen or not. He might just be taking the whole thing. What if they said this to him? What if they said, yo, you're going to get the same time no matter what. I'm going to give a hypothetical. You tell me if it's ridiculous.

What if they said, look, you're going to get the same time no matter what. Whether Gunna and the other guys are involved in this case or not, if you are found guilty, you're going to get the same time. If these guys plea out, the way that their pleas are structured

is they're not going to use their testimony against you. They're not going to be brought back in to testify, nothing. They're just pleading out, I think is the case, right? Yeah. I believe it's something like that. They took a plea, but part of the plea agreement was that they had to admit that they were a part of the gang and they were involved in some nefarious activities. Right.

But nothing involving Thug? No. Okay. So what if the dude is like, look, all these guys, you can't get off. Nobody's offering you a plea. You're the fucking OG. There's no offer for you. Every one of your boys

has an offer and it doesn't really hurt you if they take that offer. It doesn't change your chances. What you can do is get all your people off and it doesn't incriminate you in any way or any more than you're already incriminatedated and you still have the same 50-50 chance of beating this or 70-30 chance of beating this, et cetera. What if him as an OG

just goes, tell the motherfuckers to get off? That could be the case, but he has- And he can't say that now because, you know what I'm saying?

Then the prosecutors will look at it like, oh, word? Okay, now we're going to throw the buck at you. That could be it. Because it is weird that he hasn't said anything

and he knows that his silence is hurting Gunner right now. Huge. Yeah, by him staying silent, like everybody's debating whether Gunner's a snitch or not. Exactly. And they're leaning heavily

toward the is side. 100%. People are following him, the whole thing. Because what he did is snitching. Snitching. It's exactly snitching. But if he's basically told, like,

yo, you got a 70-30 chance, like 70% guilty, 30% not guilty, and it's just like, and that's not going to change if these motherfuckers get out. And your time ain't going to change if these motherfuckers get out. They get out, they can hold down your family,

they can do X, Y, Z. I just wonder, and if that 30, if he gets off from this, if the 30 works out for whatever fucking reason, and then he gets out, he is the OG of OGs. That's why I feel like... You took care of all your boys, and you get to say, nah, they were going to ride with me, and I said, no, go out there and hit the streets. This is the responsibility of being the fucking OG, the capo, or not the capo, the Don or whatever it is. Then all of them are street qualified again because they just did what the top dog told them to do.

The crew is the biggest crew in fucking rap because they beat the charges. Maybe he's looking at it almost on some like, I gotta roll the dice and then I'm the top dog. Because if they get off on this, who's bigger? And rap on some street shit. Does Gunna snitching not affect him at all? If he's told to snitch by Thug,

I don't think it is. And Thug comes out and says, we told him to do it and it was how we played the case. And so, everybody, of course, no one really knows all the details, but there were certain things that he said during the plea where it was just like, oh, were you in the car with young Thug while this crime happened? And he said, yes. So people were like, hey, you're snitching on Thug. But then I heard that they can't use anything said in the plea agreement. They can't force those people

to testify for anything that was said in the plea agreement. So even if they call Gunnar to the stand for Thug's trial, he can just plead the fifth because he'd be incriminating himself if he admits everything. So if they all just plead the fifth,

then I don't know what case the prosecution has, except the stuff that they have like hard evidence on, then I don't know what case the prosecution has except the stuff that they have hard evidence on. But I don't get why the DA is just giving everyone plea deals to not try to— Normally, if you give someone a plea deal, you're trying to use them to get someone out. That's what I don't understand, too. So I don't get why the DA isn't—it would look so good for them to say, hey, we got all these gangsters off the street, all these criminals, these guys are killing people, selling drugs, and we got all of them off the street. They can still say that, look, all of these people admitted that this was a gang.

And that's the basis of the RICO. It's like, hey, he's the head of it. All these people confirm that this is a gang. So that's all my proof that I need. But if you're the mayor of Atlanta or whatever, yeah. That's what I'm saying. This is Stitcher. Right.

But as long as that's all they want is for them to corroborate that it's a gang, even if they take the plea deal, they're still fucking thug over because they're saying it's a gang. That would be a pretty generous plea offer, I think is what he's saying, right?

Yeah. That'd be a very generous plea deal. Like, if you're Atlanta and everybody gets off, it's so fucking embarrassing for you. No, no, no, no. They're not getting off. When you take a plea,

that's a win for the prosecution. Right, because they don't have to put the resources into getting it. They just don't have to fight all these cases. But what are they getting? Are they getting jail time, parole? I think parole for a long time. But it's like, it's still,

that's a win in the prosecution side. Yeah, that's an important thing, how you look at it. You've got admission of guilt, and you didn't have to go through an expensive trial so the city or the state saves money, and they get to look at their record and be like, see, we got all these thugs to

go snitch on their boy. Yeah, I guess I was looking court of public opinion, I would think. I think court of public opinion, you're right. I don't think. It looks like they just got off. It looks like Atlanta's like fucking madness. And that's what Hack was kind of saying here is that crime is up everywhere and the easy target is the guys that are saying

they commit crime on record. So let's just go after them. But if they get off, now you're still looking at Atlanta like, you know, Atlanta, crime has gone up and those guys are back on the street. DA can't prosecute nobody.

You just can't look at it that way because one, they're not getting off. Two, now they're on probation so they're going to be on their best behavior. If I'm the mayor, I'm not looking at it.

I'm putting pressure on and I don't know if this makes any difference. I'm putting pressure on for you to be, lock these motherfuckers up. I'm not thinking about what you think is a win. I'm thinking about what gets me reelected and what makes Atlanta look better in the eyes of the country. I'm not trying to let all these guys off because, oh, they admitted it's a gang. The gang is free, so what the fuck are we going to do about it? But then if they have to try all these cases

individually? Sorry to interrupt you, but your job isn't motivated by what makes Atlanta look better in the country. Your job is motivated by conviction rate. At the end of the day, it's just like, oh, we got these people to admit guilt. Now I get four more

checkboxes over here, and then when I go for re-election or I have to go in front of the mayor and say, look what my percentages are. I got 80% there. You don't care what L.A. thinks. You care about the mayor. I brought down this criminal organization. I'm so sorry. Last piece of pushback because I'm not super dug into this position.

I'm playing devil's advocate more so. But if I'm voting for a DA, I'm going to go off my opinion and what the public opinion is as opposed to conviction record, right? DA is elected, right? I thought DA is appointed by the mayor. No, no, no. I think it's elected. If it's elected, then I'm not voting for the person. Yeah, DA's elected.

George Soros is ruining our country. So that's a very good point, too. I think it's elected. Yeah. And even the mayor also, even if the mayor appointed you and i'm the mayor i'd be like we'll get lock these motherfuckers up because i don't care what your conviction rate is if we look foolish if you make us look foolish i'm replacing you great point too yeah but it just uh think about if they had to try all these cases then we're gonna be waiting years before you get convictions and now it's like, look, you locked all these people up,

not a single conviction yet because we're waiting. Like, Doug's trial probably won't be done until maybe later next year. My suspicion is that Gunna, there wasn't much evidence to really pin Gunna to anything real. That's what I think. Anything, like, substantial. Yeah, I think he was, like, around, and I'm sure

a bunch of the other music guys were, like, around. You can fuck with their heads and be like, yo, we know we got on you. We got everything and your boy's gonna snitch. Yeah. That's the real shit. Yeah. But maybe they were tight enough

to know that nobody was gonna fucking snitch. That's the thing. Luckily, they still had money so they got decent lawyers and I'm pretty sure all the lawyers are in coats. Yeah, I guess.

Maybe. I mean, we gonna see what happens. It seems like some DAs are elected and some are appointed. I don't know. I don't have time to figure that out. Guys, this has been an episode of Flagrant. Maybe. I mean, we're going to see what happens. It seems like some DAs are elected and some are appointed. I don't know. I don't have time to figure that out. Guys, this has been an episode of Flagrant.

Yeah. A very fun episode. I think so. I'm really happy that we did this episode. It feels like we hit a nice little rhythm. How does your heart feel? My heart feels full. Full?

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